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started. Today we're flying into the topic of bees, you know them, small, yellow, mildly threatening, they make honey, they sting you, and every few years the internet tells us that if they disappear, civilization collapses. So what's going on? Are they just backyard annoyances or the tiny workforce secretly holding up the entire global food supply? Because that sounds like a lot of responsibility for something that I will swat out of my car window. Joining me to see what all the buzz is about

is writer and researcher Jessica Win. So here's what I know about bees. Just honey, stingers,

flowers, there's bees, there's wasps, which seems like they're just bees that have chosen violence, and the internet keeps telling me all the bees are going extinct and will all be dead soon as a result. What am I missing? Well, that's actually not a terrible start, but we need to dramatically expand your bee universe. So there are over 20,000 species of bees on this planet. Wow, 20,000. I thought there were like, I don't know, 10 bumblebees, killer bees, murder hornets, and wasps.

So wasps are not bees at all. They're totally different family, different ancestry, different biology. In fact, wasps go after bee colonies. They raid nest, steel food, kill larvae, even attacking kill, honey bees. Wow, that's like an insect crimes. So not even other bees or bee type insects like wasps. They're just universally reviled, got it. Yeah, everybody hates wasps. Although in fairness, honey bees, they raid each other, too. That's true. That's true. Yeah.

You know what, if I saw the other day, a guy removing a hornet's nest, and he basically had vacuumed all of them up out of this hole, dug up the nest, and then he fed the nest to a squirrel. Do no squirrels eat? What? It's no. I don't know that. But they're delicious. Yeah, maybe. I mean, it looked pretty gnarly like this squirrel just going to town, eating this nest, but I guess it totally makes sense. Anyway, good on squirrels. They're cute and they eat

wasp nests or hornets nest, whatever this thing was. Yeah, so, okay. So these, they're kind of like insect crime syndicates, raiding each other and stealing. Yeah. And then every 10 years, the news is like,

“also killer bees are coming. Yeah. Would you have been hearing since like the Reagan administration?”

But when you hear Africanized honey bees know that they're just more defensive honey bees. They're not deadly. They mostly just really hate it when you're near their hive. Yeah, I've heard they will chase you further and they'll sting you more or something like that. But it's like, okay, so if you're not getting stunned by regular bees, you're probably not going to have to worry about Africanized killer bees. Right. Did bees with boundaries? All right. What about murder hornets?

anywhere outside of China. This is the size of your hand. And it's like, oh, these are going to kill

“everyone. It was also like the season finale of 2020. Yes. It's a big, scary, terrible name.”

It's a fake name, I bet the journalists made that name in real B researchers are like, yeah, these are just called whatever insect PR. Yes. But they did show up briefly in the Pacific Northwest. And we're pretty immediately eradicated. And they weren't hunting people. They were attacking other insects. Yeah. So don't judge a bee by its murderous name as those. And something else, most people don't realize is that over 90% of bee species don't even live in hives. They're solitary.

They don't make honey. There's no queen. They just live alone, nesting in the ground or in hollow wood,

pollinating flowers and just minding their business, never bothering anyone. So they're kind of the

introverts of the insect world. And yeah, it's this is the equivalent of the old guy living out in the cabin in the middle of nowhere. Got it. Exactly. There's Mason bees, leaf cutter bees,

“mining bees. They're just all out there doing essential pollination work without any of the social”

drama that we associate with bees. When Americans say bees, we usually mean honey bees. Right. The ones that live in the little set of drawers. Right. Yeah. And those aren't even native to the United States. So our honey bees are basically livestock. They were imported from Europe in the 1600s. Mostly the European honey bee, apis, melephara. So beekeepers treat them like tiny cattle with

wings. I didn't realize that they were bee immigrants. I just figured they were here for a million

years. That's correct. Yeah. And meanwhile, the truly native bees, which are the solitary ones, they're losing habitat because we've paved everything over. There's no more dead trees like they're used to be. There's no bare soil, no nesting spots. We've basically bulldozed native bees' homes. We just seem to be obsessed with honey bees specifically. Why is that? I mean, my wife was a beekeeper for a while and she didn't have to deliberate what kind of bee she wanted. You know, you just get

honey bees. Right. Because they're useful to us. Okay. And honey bees can pollinate more than 130 different crops, apples, cherries, almonds, pumpkins, you name it. And crucially, they're mobile. You can move entire hives around like equipment. Yeah. Well, they're mobile. They have wings. What do you mean you're moving the hives around? Yeah. Not just flying. I mean portable. Okay. So in the 1850s, this Ohio clergyman named Lorenzo Langstrath figured out something called bee space.

That sounds fake. What is that? Yeah. It's actually super precise. So bees naturally leave a gap of about 3/8 of an inch, roughly 6 to 9 millimeters between homes so they can walk through. And if the gap is smaller than that, they glue it shut with propolis. Bigger than that, they build more calm and then seal it up. I see. So they're tiny architects with very strong opinions about hallway with. Yeah. Exactly. And it makes sense. It was a minister who did this because back then,

ministers traveled all the time. They were setting up churches with land and gardens. So beekeeping was kind of the perfect clergy hobby. It was quiet, contemplative. Plus honey and beeswax actually paid the bills. Churches needed candles. Sugar was expensive. So keeping bees was like the 19th century version of a side hustle. Yeah. That's right. They're called Langstrath hives. Right. They're more looking thing. Because before that, it kind of looked like this, the Winnie the Pooh beehive.

Right. That little swirly basket looking thing. That's pretty Langstrath. I don't know what those things are called. That was pre Langstrath. I don't know what they were called either. But they weren't as sustainable. Right. So he developed the modular, modular hives. Yeah. Okay. So cool. There's a side hustle for ministers, sermons on Sunday, honey, on Monday, and then you sell it or use it to make your candles or whatever. Right. And Langstrath realized

if you design a hive that keeps every gap in that sweet spot, the bees won't cement everything together, which means you can slide those frames in and out. I see. Right. So before that,

“if you want to honey, you basically smashed those baskets and destroyed the hive and you had to”

start all over. So his design was those the wooden box with removable frames. And it meant you could move entire colonies around without killing them. And once hives became modular boxes, you could stack them, load them onto trucks, ship and tire colonies across the country. So we're talking billions of bees shipped every year for pollination because of Langstrath.

because I'd gotten help and you'd open it up. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Hot too. Literally. You'd

“open up the hive and they would. You have to open it up like every week or so or every few days.”

I can't remember. And the reason is because those frames, they don't just like neatly and nicely build inside the frame. They do, but then they're trying to glue the frame to the side. They're trying to glue the frames together or maybe something drips or falls and then they cement that up. So you have to scrape all that off and sort of maintain it. And then you take all that wax and you can just chew it. It's delicious. It is. And you take the propolis or whatever that other stuff is and you

can, I don't know, it's a million things you can do with bee products. It's like you can use everything. So all right. So honeybees, what makes them so special physically besides the fact that they somehow convinced humans to eat their vomit and call it a delicacy? I mean, I guess you're not entirely

wrong there, but it's not exactly barf. Right. Honey never hits their actual digestive stomach. So

“they've got a separate little storage pouch, basically a honey tummy just for nectar. Okay. So not”

puke, more like a lunch box. Right. They collect nectar, stash it in their extra stomach, fly at home and pass it to other bees. Then enzymes and evaporation turn it into honey. It's food processing, not vomiting. Yeah. That is slightly less disgusting. I mean, it's still a little odd, I suppose. I don't know. We're just thinking about food too much because you're doing that agriculture stuff, but they do really have a, I don't know, bees are quite amazing. Gen

would never kind of get over that when she was a beekeeper. It was like her favorite thing ever. Yeah, they're incredible. And they have this incredible anatomy. So for starters, they have five eyes. Five eyes. I guess I knew they had fly like traits, but when I imagine a bee, I just see two big black eyes in my head. Yeah, most of us do, but they have five. There's two large compound eyes

“on the sides of their heads, but they're made up of thousands of tiny lenses. Plus, they have three”

smaller, simple eyes on top. They detect light levels and help them navigate. I see. So they have sensors as well as eyes. That's crazy. So yeah, I guess you don't want glasses as a bee. You're incredible. I mean, there might be a cool design there, but with those eyes, they can't see the color

red, which is interesting. So red looks black to them, which is why beekeepers would never paint

heights red. So to a bee, a beautiful red rose is just another black flower. Yeah. So goth somehow. Yeah, they're goth, but here's where it gets cool. So they can see ultraviolet light, which creates patterns on flowers that are completely invisible to humans. So a lot of flowers have these UV like landing strips that guide bees directly to the nectar. They're like runway lights at an airport. So flowers are nature's invisible bee airports. That's cool. Yeah. And there's even a color called

bees purple, which is a combination of yellow and ultraviolet light that only bees can see. It just doesn't exist for humans. So some beekeepers paint their many hives, the same color, but draw a unique symbol on each hive with an ultraviolet pen so bees can differentiate the hives.

So bees have access to exclusive colors that I'll never experience in my lifetime.

Right. And bees have three types of photoreceptors giving them this try chromatic vision. So it's similar to humans, but we see in red green and blue, bees see in ultraviolet, blue and green from their compound eyes. So they just can't process red. It's crazy. That is crazy. I can't imagine the life of the color red. I guess they probably think the same about whatever purple UV colors they're seeing. Right. That is cool. It's kind of jealous.

They can see colors that I can. It must be kind of interesting. I know. We'll don't be jealous. You have a possible thumbs. That is true. And a lifespan of more than, I don't know, 48 hours or whatever, some of these things have. So how does the honey transferring work? Is this the Dan Cyphered where bees communicate via Dan's or is that a weird myth? No, the Dan's is very real and it's also very complicated. It's so sophisticated that an Austrian scientist named Carl von Friech.

He won the Nobel Prize in 1973, just for figuring out what it meant. Somebody won a Nobel Prize for learning the B dance. I guess that makes sense. Because it revolutionized our understanding of insect intelligence and communication. He proved bees use a symbolic language. Okay, but who's Dancing the Queen B is Dancing or who's no, no, it's the workers. Okay. And worker bees are all female. So basically every bee you see

doing active labor is a girl. The males mostly just hang around waiting to mate and then immediately die. Zero choreography for them. Nice. So it's a girl-boss situation. Yeah, full matriarchy.

a very specific dance for other foragers. So she literally dances. Yeah, it's incredible and weirdly

“precise. So she wiggles back and forth while moving in a straight line, then circles around to repeat”

the pattern. The length of the waggle run tells the other bees how far away the food sources. The angle of the dance tells them which direction to fly relative to the sun. That's crazy. So bees are doing trigonometry through interpretive dance and they understand each other. That's yes. It's like GPS, but also kind of like bee Broadway. Yeah, I mean think about it. You miss a turn on Google Maps. Meanwhile bees are over here communicating pretty precise GPS

coordinates through choreography. Literally. So amazing. Yeah, and they've had millions of years to perfect it. So there's a documentary that takes a bee out of the hive to somewhere new and tracks it finding its way back to the hive. So is this cool navigation experiment showing how in-tune bees are with where they need to go? Yeah, and we've had social media for 15 years

“and somehow we've made communication worse over time. No, I know. You also love this. In 2023 it was”

discovered that the waggle dance is learned. It's not purely instinctual. So it's culturally passed from bee to bee. So there's bee dance school, which is probably more fun than hauling nectar and pollen. But then again, I guess that's the job. Right. Young bees learn the waggle dance from older mentor bees and each bee develops their own individual dance style. It's like they're dialect and scientists published this in science magazine. So it's like a huge deal.

bees have dialects. Wow. That's, I mean, this is amazing. Yeah. In a way they do. Bee cultures are shaped

by local environments. So some colonies, they're better at dancing than others because they had better teachers. Wow. And I wonder if that allows them to find food more easily. I don't know. So this is blowing my mind. So if an old bee is a bad teacher, the young bees just learn the dance

“wrong and maybe it's a little bit less accurate. Yeah. And the scary part is that some of the”

pesticides being used, they harm bee cognition and could disrupt their ability to learn the dance properly. So we might be literally scrambling their cultural transmission. Oh, that's, yeah, that's worse than I thought. So you're not just killing a few bees. You're making it so they can't find food and screwing up generational knowledge or something like that. And it gets weirder. Scientists are now building robots that can infiltrate hives and perform the waggle dance to command

real bees. So they're trying to teach robots. These local bee dialects. So they can waggle dance and direct real bees to specific locations because instead of not using pesticides. Yeah, right. We could stop using these chemicals. They kill them. No, no, no, no. We're going to build, get me hear me out. We're going to build tiny bee robots that just do the dance so that when we kill the dance teachers, we can replace them with something mechanical. Yeah. But wait, why do they want

to direct bees to specific locations again with robots? So first of all, they kind of look like

these tiny pencil sharpeners with wings. The robot bees. Yeah. The robot bees. And they were developed at Harvard. They're basically in sex size flying robots that have artificial muscles that flap their wings about 120 times a second. Wow. They can hover and steer and make simple decisions with onboard sensors. And they're one of the smallest flying robots. And they're just really detailed. So they're used for artificial pollination, search and rescue, and environmental monitoring.

Yeah, I kind of want one. How do they use these in search and rescue? What are what's a bee robot going to do if someone's trapped in a well? Well, they're not lifting anybody out like a tiny EMT. Think more like a flying GoPro. I see. So they can slip through cracks and collapsed buildings. You know, think what's needed after like a big earthquake. They can map these tight spaces, detect heat or carbon dioxide from breathing. Maybe find survivors where humans or drones can't fit.

Okay. So they're not rescuing you. They're judging you and reporting your location. Right. And they send messages like human located still in well seems dramatic. Yeah, needs to calm down. Yeah. Okay. That makes way more sense. All right. And now they're mostly prototypes. There have been greenhouse pollination experiments, environmental monitoring, that kind of thing. But the idea is swarms of robot bees that will go places nothing else can. But it'll cost you

if you really do want one. The ones used for greenhouses run about 10 grand each. Wow. Wow.

of like planted the ape slash black mirror. You know, I mean, I don't think the bees are planning an uprising, but yet yet, but be nice to them in case I guess because bees can recognize human faces. What? Yeah. They use the same configurable processing that humans use. Recognizing the spatial relationship between facial features. They can distinguish between different people and remember them. Man. So if you've ever been stung by a bee, maybe you didn't do anything. He just

thought you were ugly. All right. Yeah. So if I swat if I swat if I swat it to be, it might remember my face and potentially hold a grudge. Yeah. It might and it might communicate that to other bees. Cool. So yet, yeah, you're, you're on like a vesting list, right? You use somebody goes back and use the waggle dancing as like get that guy with a crappy fascist haircut. Just take that guy.

“I mean, I think we're all probably on that list, but that's actually why beekeepers use smoke.”

So it scrambles their alarm ferramones. So the hive can't smell, you know, intruders. Otherwise, every time you open the hive, they remember you and they'll get progressively more aggressive. But it's thought though, over time, that this stresses the bees out, too. Not using smoke or using smoke. Using smoke. If you think your workplace is toxic, just remember bees literally murder underperforming leadership. We'll be right back.

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You basically have this little tea kettle with like a trigger and you squeeze it and smoke comes out.

And they just go about their business while you rip huge parts of their hive out and scrape wax off or like take honey out or take honey coma. But yeah, I mean, I didn't know that they would remember it. I kind of, that's, wow. Yeah, they're smarter than you think. Yeah, I imagine bees kind of gossiping with their little dance. It's just sort of like, hey, the guy's got to copy a

“cat fancy and he's not afraid to use it. I mean, who would think insects have memory at all?”

That's insane to me. Yeah, I mean, and something that might make you feel a little safer is that only female bees can sting. So male bees, which are called drones, they don't even have stingers. They're only job is to mate with a queen. That's it. And then they die immediately. Wow, death by sex immediate death by sex. That's yeah, lame. During mating, the reproductive organ

tears away when they detach from the queen. So they basically just fall out of the sky.

Oh my god, think about that. Just think about that, guys. He's just detach it. You put it in,

Nature does not do subtle. Doesn't. All right. And the drones who don't get to mate,

“they don't farage. They don't build. They don't defend the hive. They don't clean.”

They just live in bachelor pads outside the hive, just kind of hanging around, eating honey, waiting for their shot. Literally. So it's a threat house, sell a bit, but no chores. Right. But only until fall, the season. Yeah. Then the worker bees kick them out of the hive to die in the cold to conserve food during winter. So you'll see dead drone bees around the hives when autumn comes. That's right. Yeah, they're actually all over my driveway. I have to kind of be careful

when I'm working out because if you're doing like burpees, there's just dead bees everywhere. And they can still sting after their dead. That's sort of a mechanical process. So let me get this straight. Mail bees either die during sex, or they spend their entire life eating honey and contributing absolutely nothing until their left of freeze to death. That's the deal. Yeah.

“And bees don't mess around, man. The workers mean while run the whole place. People say they have”

an age-based career ladder. So when a bee is born, she starts as a janitor pretty much cleaning cells in the hive. Then after a few days gets promoted to nurse bee, feeding larva, then she becomes a processor making honey. Then she'll handle climate control and defense

and finally when she's older, which is around three weeks, she becomes a forager, flying out to

collect nectar and pollen. So bees have kind of like a corporate structure where you basically start in the mailroom and you work in way up to senior management. That's, I did not know that either. Yeah, basically, but it's flexible. What's really wild is when older bees have to take on jobs usually done by younger bees. Like if the hive loses a bunch of young workers for whatever reason, their brains stop aging. So the mental stimulation of learning new tasks keeps their old

bee brains young. Scientists are literally studying bees for dementia research because of this. That does make sense though, right? Because if everybody aged out and you lost all your young workers, there goes the whole hive. So this is an evolutionary pressure. Exactly. It's incredible. So when I'm 80, get on the equivalent of TikTok, keep learning, I don't know, learn a new language and start dating a 30-year-old got it. Okay. I like your confidence, Jordan, that a 30-year-old

will want you when you're 80. Well, that's, it's amazing how much just a few million dollars

can overcome the widest of age gaps. Love in a giant Swiss bank account, really conquerors all.

“So romantic. Yeah. I think kind of gross. Yep. But I think less of a midlife crisis and more”

brain gym. So when older bees switch jobs, they have to learn these new skills, their memory and learning ability improves. It's like cognitive physical therapy. So all those in a midlife crisis, listen up. Don't buy a motorcycle, learn some Chinese or something like that. Do a lingo over Tinder. Yeah. That's much healthier advice. I think at any age, but a lot more research is needed, but the takeaway is that learning new things and staying mentally

active can literally reverse aspects of brain aging. How long does it average be live? I mean, it really varies. So for honey bees, a queen can live one to up to five years actually. So think of it like an odometer, not really a calendar. You know, worker bees live about 30 days in the summer, but they'll live one to 200 days in the winter because they're not working as hard. But male bumblebees, they can live as short as a week. The life of a male bumblebee is rough. So once these

bees graduate, leave, they go pollinate. What is your life like then? Well, bumblebees can do what's called buzz pollinate. So some flowers like tomatoes and blueberries, they hold their pollen really tight instructors that don't just open up. So bumblebees grab onto the flower, detach their wings from their flight muscles and then they vibrate their entire body at high frequency to shake the pollen loose. Wow. So bumblebees twerk pollen out of flowers. Pretty bumblebees are out

here grinding on flowers to get the goods and make it rain pollen afterwards. Do other bees throw nectar at them? No. They just move onto the next flower and to do that, they use their credible sense of smell that is processed through receptors on their antenna. So this sense allows them to locate nectar for miles around. Oh, so they smell through their antenna. I didn't know that either. Yeah. And the ability is used by scientists to detect explosives. So they have 170 odorant receptors

which makes them way more sensitive than dogs. So scientists have trained honey bees to detect

We have weaponized bees to deweaponize bombs. That's awesome. Yeah. That's really cool. Awesome.

“That is the most human thing I've ever heard. These creatures are dying in mass. Ecosystems are”

collapsing but first can they help us with our wars somehow? And it turns out they're really good at it. Yeah. I don't doubt that I'm just sort of questioning our priorities here. We're building tiny war drones and they're trying to keep the house warm and it's I don't know. So they're

these are amazing creatures really. Yeah. And in winter, some worker bees they become heater bees.

So they vibrate their flight muscles to generate heat without flying, maintaining the hive temperature at an incredible 95 degrees Fahrenheit even if it's freezing outside. They can do this for months because they rotate shifts so no single bee has to do it the entire time. That sounds like the bee equivalent of a union. I know they kept their hive warm. I just forgot about how they do it. Yeah. It's incredible and actually the whole hive operates collectively. So bees figured out

collective bargaining way before humans. They're really organized. And bumble bees leave scent markers on flowers. They've already visited and they can distinguish between their own scent marks and those left by other bees to avoid wasting time on depleted flowers. So they can tell the difference between their own scent and the scent of other bees on a flower that they've already went to. That's cool. Right. Yeah. So they don't waste energy revisiting flowers that they know

are empty. I see. And their brains are just the size of poppy seeds. So which is incredible when we see

“the things they can be taught like playing football. You mean like soccer? So I mean, I think like”

golden retrievers. How do they play football? I don't get this. Yeah. To study their cognitive abilities, scientists taught bumble bees to roll tiny balls into goals and exchange for sugar water rewards. I mean, it's documented. You can look it up. They learn the game. They played a little bee version of football. That's adorable. And fascinating that they can learn tasks that are completely unnatural to them. Right. It's not a different dance or a different way of flying or something. It's an actual game.

Wow. So are they? What are they? What else are they doing? Are they writing young adult fiction? Are they are there bee podcasts? Not that I know of, but maybe another million years will

get some of those. All right. Tell me about the Queen Bee because I feel like this word will always

taught, you know, the she's the bee on say of the hive, whatever running things for the Nigerian

“fish or an iron wing or whatever, but I don't know. A lot of the things I feel like I thought I knew”

about bees are just totally not true. Yeah. The Queen Bee. I mean, there's a lot of common misconceptions. The queen doesn't rule anything. She doesn't give any orders. There's no strategy meetings. Her only job, literally her only job is laying eggs. So the queen is just like a baby factory. Yeah, mostly, but she's not useless. You know, she controls the hive chemically. So she releases fair amounts that keep everyone organized who works, who reproduces when the hive stays calm.

She just kind of sets the tone for the hive. So less queen, ruler, authoritarian, more sort of vibe, more DJ, more vibe manager. I have a friend who works at his kids elementary school as the literally, it's called the vibe manager. He just hangs out in the hallway. That's weird. So it exists. Yeah. Okay. But so the queen sets the mood. If her fair amount's weakened, the workers go, oh, we're going to need a new CEO here. So we've been calling it a monarchy when it's actually

more like a democracy. Yeah. It's more like a collective decision-making system. So the workers decide where to build, when to swarm, and whether or not to replace the queen. So it's actually bee communism. They get it from places. Got it. Yeah. If the queen isn't performing well, like she's not laying enough eggs, getting old sick, whatever might be making her underperform, the workers will just raise a new queen and kill the old one. Totally on brand for communism, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Time to get executed. And they don't only make new queens when something's wrong. They also do it when they want to swarm. So that's when half the hive leaves with the old queen to start a new colony. The remaining bees raise a brand new queen. It's kind of like bee franchising so if the queen doesn't run things, what makes her special? Just laying eggs in reproduction. Yeah. And her diet. Any female larva could be queen. It's the same genes. The workers just feed

one larva, nothing but royal jelly. So biologically, she's the only female bee in the hive, whose reproductive organs fully develop. She can lay fertilized eggs that become female workers, or unfertilized eggs that become male drones, just off a steady diet of royal jelly. Okay.

out somebody to buy and put on their feet or something, but what is it for the bees? You do see it

“in some cosmetics, but I'm sure. It's this protein-rich substance secreted by young worker bees.”

Oh. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it. All right. I'm done. If a larva gets fed exclusively royal jelly, instead of the regular bee food, it develops into a queen instead of a worker. The workers choose who becomes a queen by deciding who gets the good food, I guess. So the queen has just chosen. I thought there was a fight or was some kind of birthright or something. No. Yeah. It gets better. When a new queen is about to hatch from herself, she makes a sound called "tuning."

Not quite that. She tuts. It's a high frequency vibration. And the other unhatched queens, because the workers usually raise, you know, several queens as backups. The ones that are still in their cells respond with quacking sounds. That's hilarious. What's the quacking about? How to be why do they quack? Yeah. Be quacking. It's the sound made by virgin queens that are still inside their cells responding to the "tuning" sound of a newly emerged queen. So it's a form of communication

with the worker bees that signals the queen is ready to emerge. And the first queen to hatch goes around and stings the other queens to death through their cells before they can hatch. Or sometimes two queens might hatch at the same time and then they fight to the death. Imagine being born in

“they're like, "Alright, you have to fight another baby to the death." I think I would have won. Yeah,”

you would have won. I knew there was a fight to the death, so two quack kill. What a twist on the old classic. And remember, the workers are watching this whole thing happen. They allow it to happen. They could intervene, but they don't. Well, watching to queen's fight might be, you know,

pretty entertaining. Do they do it in the royal jelly? That would be amazing. But settle down.

What happens next? It's not that sexy. So whichever bee becomes queen gets right to laying eggs. The workers are still making all the decisions. And if she's not performing well, she's out of there, replaced, like pretty much immediately. Wow. So she wins the battle royal fight to the death. And her prize is a job with no decision-making power that she can be fired from at any time by getting murdered. Yes. Hard past. That sucks. Yeah. And then she's continued to be

“fed a strict diet of royal jelly. And she's just expected to lay eggs, eggs, eggs, constantly,”

thousands a day. Wow. What a prize for winning the queen title. I feel like we're pretty aggressive as humans about taking stuff from bees. So the royal jelly, you said it's for sale at the story. Yeah. It's just something we can, we also steal from them. It is. You can buy it. Humans are very thorough when stealing from the hive. You know, we take honey wax, pollen, and that royal jelly. Right. Yeah. I was mentioning before you could pretty much use everything. I forgot about the royal

jelly. So bee pollen. That's also crunchy health food stuff. You can get it in your bougies, smoothie, granola bowl, or whatever, an air wand. Right. Exactly. By the way, how is bee pollen different from just pollen? Is it not just pollen? Well, it's different after the bees bring it back to the hive.

And I see. Basically, they're protein storage. It's super nutrient dense and bees collect pollen from

flowers, but then they mix it with a little nectar and they're bee saliva, then they store it in the comb. So it's packed with protein, amino acids, vitamins, and humans eat it as a supplement. So as we're saying, like, we can eat the entire honey comb, the wax, everything, which I've done to with a beekeeper friend of mine. And it's hot and sweet and delicious. And then when you chew on that wax after the flavors gone, it's like the best gum, right? I have eaten many a hive. We used to keep

bees before we had kids as I mentioned. We got rid of them, but there's so much in there that at some point you're taking it. It's actually for their own good, right? Because they could. Right. And you can take so much of this stuff out. And the pollen's actually really cool. It's beautiful. It's like this sort of multi-color light pastel mix of stuff. And you can put it on an ice cream. It looks gorgeous. It's really... It's the-- Yeah, the colors are beautiful.

Agreed. Yeah. Kind of like eating their architecture. But yeah, sometimes it's necessary. I recently met a honey Somalia, which I did not know existed. So there's definitely a lot of flavors and notes to pay attention to. And the royal jelly, that's also protein-rich substance that worker bees make to feed the queen. And then people harvest that and eat it, too.

What does it taste like? I've never stolen my bees royal jelly. It's kind of tart. It's slightly

bitter. It's like a weird greenish color. But some people think it has health benefits, anti-aging properties, but the science doesn't really back that up. It does have any accidents. So the wellness

There's a lot of honey scams and stuff like that. Yeah, nonsense out there. In fact, this is not

“super related. But I went to, I think it was in Australia, went to a farmer's market. And this guy”

had all these different buckets of honey, air quotes honey. And I went with Jen and she was a beekeeper at the time, right? And this guy's like, yeah, I have honey where the bees have only fed on raspberries and honey where the bees have only fed on coconuts or pineapple. And it just tasted like each one tasted like candy. Jen told me in Chinese, she's like, this guy's cheating people. This is just

corn syrup. This is what he's going to say. It's just all high fructose. Yeah. Yeah. First of all,

the consistency was off, but all, and it was like too clean, right? Honey's kind of dirty looking. Like real honey. It's not clean. Especially when it's not filtered. And it's like, you can't just get bright red raspberry flavored honey. You can't tell bees until we get those bee drone robots that tell them where to go. You can't just tell bees, hey, only feed on raspberries. That's not, it's impossible. You can't do that. No, they're, they're not just going to go get pineapple.

That's not possible. They're going to go get a bunch of different stuff from thousands of different flowers, millions all over the place. And so it's just totally ridiculous. What a jerk. Yeah, I know. I know. It's like, it's not that hard to get real honey. Just get real honey. But I guess if you're just a scammer who cares, right, order some corn syrup and put flavor in there. So we're eating hives thinking it'll make us immortal. What else are we stealing? So the propolis, which is the sticky

“resonance mixture that bees make from tree sap and bees wax. So that's what they use to seal cracks”

in the hive and they disinfect everything. It has these anti-microbial properties. Like honey does too, but the propolis is like hive cock meets medicine. Why are we eating that? So we mostly use it in tinctures and health supplements. It's very sticky. So you wouldn't just eat it straight. Okay, we're at least we're not eating the bees themselves. Although I do feel like I've also seen that on those documentaries about like wild China where some guy goes and gets a hornet the size of

your hand from a tree and grills it. Yeah, I mean, actually in some cultures, particularly Southeast Asia, people do eat B. larvae and pupae. They're high in protein. Yeah, so we're eating their children's savage. I know, but they're considered a delicacy and they're often grilled or boiled. Okay, so we take their honey, their honey comb, their pollen, their royal jelly, their medicine and their offspring, is there anything we don't take from them? Nothing comes to mind, especially when we force

their migration. So every year between January and February, California experiences one of the

largest animal migrations in the world, about 2.7 million bee hives, which contains about

54 billion bees. They're trucked into California's Central Valley. Okay, so 54 billion bees. Imagine, you don't want to drive those trucks. Imagine, oh my gosh, what do you do? You just pull over to get gas and you have bees everywhere. I mean, are they sealed? I guess they're most tanned in the boxes. Yeah, they're not just flying around, but it's a central agriculture. So California produces about 80% of the world's almonds and almonds are entirely dependent on bee

pollination. So there's about one and a half million acres of almond trees in the state of California. So we transport about 90% of commercial hives in that can't be sustainable. I know we've done whole shows on almonds and how they're supposedly horrendous for the environment here in California. Oh, what are used and droughts and now we're throwing billions of bees into the mix? Yeah, well, it's a little more complicated than just almonds bad. So I would like to

fact check those episodes because there's actually a lot of misinformation out there around almonds and most of it is pushed by the dairy industry running this anti-almond propaganda. Huh, okay. So almonds use a lot of water sure, but so does every crop. And dairy uses more water per calorie and way more water per gram of protein, but all agriculture in California is really water intensive. I see. So it's not hey, don't farm almonds here. It's hey, don't farm anywhere

in this area of California. Nobody's arguing that, right? It's just farmers arguing over what should be grown where? I mean, you know, when you drive up the five, you see all those signs on farms about the water, everything. Yeah, it's a big political topic. Yeah, the dust bowl, don't vote for the dust bowl and then you're like, I got to roll up my windows because it's smells like cow crap for the next 50 miles. And that's not what the dairy industry cares about,

“what they care about is how popular alternative milks have come. So. Oh, that's what it's about,”

almond milk. That's interesting. Okay. So almonds just have bad PR basically. Yeah, right.

And the bigger issue for bees is an almond specifically. It's the mono culture. So a million

hives all at once. Like, that's the stressor. Okay. So the problem is not almonds. It's that we've

“turned nature into one giant Amazon warehouse for whatever product, whatever crap. Yeah, kind of.”

I mean, almond season is the biggest payday of the year for beekeepers because they can charge up to $225 per hive just for almond pollination. Wow. So they bring their bees from all over the country. Mostly they come from Montana, North Dakota, Florida, and Texas. So bee Coachella basically. Right. If Coachella involved loading billions of insects onto 18 wheelers and driving them across state lines, then yes. Okay. So what could go wrong, man? Snakes on a plane? No, it's bees

at a truck stop now. I would watch that movie. Yeah, you would for sure. But the bees are trucked

long distances, which stresses them out. So the vibrations and the fumes can harm them. And they

arrive in January and February when they're at the weakest point in their life cycle. So they're supposed to be dormant, but instead they're being forced to wake up and work. You know, it's crazy beekeepers have to feed them supplements and stimulants to get them active enough to pollinate. I mean, many beekeepers feed their bees supplements regardless of travel, but it's absolutely necessary for the bees that are being moved around. Okay. I'm doubling down on bees at a truck stop now

because if we're giving bees stimulants, cocaine bees sounds like a solid Netflix runner. Wow. Oh, maybe it could be a mash up with like the next shark NATO movie. Here's that's right, cocaine there, no, cocaine bees. It's mostly sugar water and pollen supplements, but yeah, little bee cocaine. And then there's the issue that almonds bloom all at once. So you have billions of bees in one concentrated area feeding on one type of food for weeks, which is just nutritionally terrible for them.

“It's like if you ate nothing but rice for a month. Yeah, that's how I hear sounds like my trip”

to louse, but okay, so this happens every year, every single year. Every year. And after almond season, many beekeepers truck their bees to pollinate other crops. So blueberries in Maine, cucumbers in North Carolina, cherries in Washington state, you know, these bees spend half the year on trucks. Oh, man. So it's like high of just full of slave labor and beekeepers are okay with this because they need the money, right? Yeah, I mean, they don't have much choice. One beekeeper told

researchers he loses about 10% of his bees every time he sends them to California, but the money is too good to refuse. And here's where it gets worse. Of course it does. The security around these hives is almost non-existent. So they're dropped off in orchards or holding lots that aren't fenced or guarded and they're visible from the road a lot of times and a hive renting for $225 is worth a lot to thieves. Oh, yeah, you're going to talk about bee

hists. Absolutely. So in 2024, nearly 2,000 hives were stolen in just California, Central Valley. The year before it was over 2,300 hives. So 2,000 hives, how do you steal 2,000 bee hives? I said, you just take the whole truck, right? I mean, with forklifts, trucks, and usually under the cover of darkness, right? So sometimes hundreds of hives at once. In January 2024, almost 500 hives were stolen in a single night from a beekeeper from Montana. Wow. That's worth over $400,000 dollars. Oh my god.

For bees. Yeah. And that's just the rental value. The replacement cost. It's even higher because you lose the established colonies. Right. And beekeepers do often invest their whole lives into these bees. You know, their livestock. So there is this emotional, professional toll. Yeah, I would imagine. So what do the thieves do with them just rent them out? Yeah, I mean, they spray paint over the owner's markings and sell them to almond growers who either don't know their stolen

or just don't care enough to ask questions. Bees die during sex, starving retirement, and work themselves to death. So quit your complaining. We'll be right back. This episode is sponsored

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Okay, one guy is going to stop this. Yeah, and I love him. His name is deputy Raudi Freeman of Bute County. His name is Raudi Freeman. Yeah, he rules. Wow. And he's completely overwhelmed. California has state task forces for horse theft and cattle rustling, but nothing for bees. And Raudi Freeman has documented clear evidence that stolen hives are being transported across state lines, but the federal government won't get involved. The FBI won't comment on

if they're even investigating. Probably not that high of a priority for them, but my god, interstate bee trafficking. And nobody cares other than Pup, Pup, Raudi Freeman. Yeah, right. Which is why beekeepers are now installing GPS trackers in the hives, setting up hidden cameras. And even then, thieves are step ahead. In 2018, Freeman found what he calls a chop shop for bees.

A chop shop. What was that mean? Over 2,500 stolen hives worth nearly a million dollars were found.

And the thieves were breaking apart hives. They were mixing equipment from different beekeepers and reselling them. It was organized. So Raudi Freeman is out there alone fighting bee crime. And all of this is happening because we need billions of bees to pollinate the almonds in California for like two weeks a year. Yes, that is insane. This entire system is crazy. And it gets worse because this all leads to colony collapse disorder. I feel like I've heard about this.

Yeah, it's one worker bees. They just mysteriously disappear from a hive, like just vanish.

“So, I don't know if anybody saw that movie weapons, but all the kids disappear. That's what”

happened to the bees. Right. And the queen is still there. There's food. There are some nurse bees

taking care of larvae. But all the foragers just abandon ship and never come back. And they don't

just leave. They disappear without a trace. There's no bodies. There's no corpses piled up outside the hive. They fly away and never return. So it's the bee rapture. This is straight out of some midnight shayalam on flick. Oh, no, kind of. Nobody knows where they go. They just don't come back to the hive. Yeah, that's horrifying. And this is a result from moving the hives all over the place. I mean, it's inconclusive, but that is one theory. So it peaked in 2006 and 2007. Some bee

keepers lost up to 90% of their hives. They just walked out to their epiaries and found them almost empty. Queen's sitting there with a handful of bees surrounded by full stores of honey, but no workers. It was devastating. They did actually call it the bee apocalypse. And here's what made it even more mysterious. It was clearly different from pesticide kills. So bee unsolved mystery. So how can you, I hate that I'm doing this? How can you be sure? It's not from pestle size.

That was just went on for a long time. Yeah, I couldn't find the fade out button.

“When pesticides kill a hive, though, you find piles of dead bees in the hive outside the”

entrance. There are all scattered around, like it's obvious. But with colony collapse disorder, there are no bodies. The bees just weren't there anymore. So scientists scrambled to figure out why. Was it pesticides, parasites, disease, stress, malnutrition? Nobody knows. But it's a mystery. How have they not figured this out yet? I mean, the leading theory is that it's a combination of factors. So Varroamites weaken the bees, pesticides, especially Neo-Nicatinoids affecting their navigation

and cognition, poor nutrition for monoculture diets, diseases, and the stress of being trucked around the country. And the mites alone are a nightmare. You know, they're huge parasites that feed on B-Larva, causing deformities and they spread viruses. They can wipe out entire colonies if left untreated. They transformed to be keeping so much that people talk about prevarotimes. But pesticides can't be good for them either, right? No, and these Neo-Nicatinoids

are particularly bad. There are these neurotoxins that affect bees' ability to navigate,

“learn, and remember, including learning that waggle dance. So bees exposed to these pesticides,”

they might fly out to forage and then literally forget how to get home. Oh, okay. So we're giving bees dementia with pesticides. That's sad. Yeah. So is colony collapse disorders that's still going on? Is that still happening? I mean, cases declined after 2015, but bee losses overall

have continued at about 30 to 40 percent every winter. So the mysterious vanishing isn't happening

as much, but bees are still dying at alarming rates. Beekeepers have to constantly rebuild their colonies just to stay in business. It's become normalized though, but it's definitely not sustainable. So what are we doing about those? How can they fix that? There are efforts to breed disease-resistant bees develop better treatments for varoa mites, restrict certain pesticides, plant more wildflower habitat. But the fundamental problem is that we've built an agricultural

system that's completely dependent on mass-producing and transporting billions of bees to pollinate monoculture crops. And that system is killing them. So we need the bees to pollinate the crops, but pollinate the crops is killing the bees. Correct. It's a nightmare. Okay. So we talked all about honeybees. You mentioned there's 20,000 other species are 19,999 other species. What about the other kinds of bees? Well honeybees get all the attention because they're economically

valuable. They make the honey, they're managed by humans. They pollinate our crops. But wild bees are

in much worse shape. So the American Bumblebee has a declined 89 percent in the past two decades

and completely disappeared from eight states. Wow, declined 89 percent. Yeah, and it's not just Bumblebees. Nearly 35 percent of all invertebrate pollinators worldwide face extinction. And wild bees are often better pollinators than honeybees for certain crops. You know, Bumblebees, for example, they're better at pollinating tomatoes, blueberries, cranberries, anything that needs that buzz pollination. Right. The twerking. Right. The twerking. But we've poured all our resources

into honeybees because they're the ones we can truck around and rent out. Meanwhile, wild bee populations are crashing and barely anyone's paying attention. I see memes that say bees die the world's over at what's going to happen if honeybees disappear. Well, wild bees could pick up some of the slack, but not nearly enough. We'd see massive crop failures. Food prices would skyrocket. Some crops would basically disappear. Almonds, for example, would be gone. Apples, cherries, blueberries.

They would all massively be reduced. So bee pollination adds about $18 billion annually to U.S.

agriculture globally. It's in the hundreds of billions. I mean, losing that would be catastrophic.

“So what's the solution? Our science is working on alternatives. Like, where do we go from here?”

I mean, they're trying. There's research into self- pollinating almond trees, genetically engineered bees that are more disease resistant, even those robotic bees, but they're nowhere near efficient enough. So a real bee can visit hundreds of flowers in a day. The best those robot bees we have can do is maybe a dozen and they're expensive and they break constantly. So the real solutions are pretty straightforward. I mean, stop using harmful pesticides, plant diverse native flowers to provide

to slow climate change, and stop forcing bees to work in these massive monoculture systems. Well, who's the communist now, Jessica? So basically, stop doing all the things that make industrial agriculture profitable, slash possible. That is very unlikely to happen. So we're just going to keep doing this until the whole system collapses. Yeah, unless we change course, but there are things individuals can do like planting native flowers and stop using pesticides at your home. And you can

support local beekeepers who aren't trucking their bees across the country by organic when possible vote for politicians who support environmental protections, you know, create bee friendly habitats, if you can. So it's the classic systemic problem that requires systemic solutions, but here are some individual actions that might help marginally a tiny bit maybe. So it's like

“recycling all over again. Yeah, unfortunately. Is there any good news about bees that you can share?”

Well, in Australia, when it gets too hot, nectar and some flowers, ferments into alcohol, which is cool. And bees drink it. They get drunk and they stumble around. And then there are bouncer bees at the hive entrance who won't let the drunk bees back in until they sober up. He's have bouncer's why. Why can't you go home drunk? I thought this was a free country, man. No, remember this is communism. All right. They're very strict about it. No,

drunk bees allowed in the hive. And bees are extremely clean. So they leave the hive specifically to poop on these cleansing flights because they refuse to mess up their home. I mean, they'll

hold it in for months storing winter, rather than poop inside. Well, I could never be a bee.

How's that? They have a lot more self-control than I do. I've been known to go home from the

“mall just to come back and relax on the old home throne. Sorry, Jen. TMI. Everyone. All right,”

please say something Jessica. Anyone. Well, something. No, I want to keep going, Jordan. Something to think about when you're eating honey is that a single worker bee only produces about one-twelfth of a teaspoon of honey in her entire lifetime. So every time you pour honey on your toast, you're consuming the life's work of hundreds of bees. Wow. While I'm fine with it, I mean, we're monsters, but I'm fine with it. I mean, it's delicious. But we need to realize just how fascinating

bees are. You know, honey combs are hexagons because it's mathematically the most efficient shape to hold the most honey while using the least amount of wax. A Roman scholar proposed this in 36 BCE, but it wasn't mathematically proven until 1999. So bees were doing advanced geometry for millions of years before humans could even prove why it worked. That's crazy. Meanwhile, I can barely do my taxes. That's really incredible that they sort of evolved to figure this out.

They're so cool. Another wild thing is that honey never goes bad. So archaeologists found

3,000 year old honey in Egyptian tombs. One of them was in King Tut's tomb, and it was still good. So presumably, if we wanted to, we could eat 3,000 year old King Tut honey. Wow. archaeologists apparently tasted it. They said it tasted just like honey. There you go. So if your honey has an expiration date, there's a lot of stuff that's not honey in there. The bees will inherit the earth, but at least they'll have honey. And definitely be venom

contains something called melaton, which scientists think might help prevent HIV and treat rheumatoid arthritis. Wow. It's early research, but melaton can destroy the protective envelope around HIV potentially preventing infection. What? We need to get the funding for this research. I do remember people getting bee stings or voluntarily trying to get bee stings on these in elbows for pain relief. Is that the same thing? Right. Yeah. It's getting intentionally

stung is called apotherapy. And the idea is that the bee venom's anti-inflammatory properties might reduce arthritis pain. So the science is promising that the whole just sting yourself thing. That's not exactly FDA approved. Yeah. It doesn't feel like great health care, I suppose,

but bees do seem to have a lot of power we can unlock. That's amazing. I mean, yeah, they're

overachievers for sure. And we don't think of them this way, but bees, they can and do sleep. So forager bees need rest. And when they do, they're antennaed group, their body temperature drops, and they become unresponsive. Photos of it are actually kind of adorable. They look dead,

“but they're just napping. And if you need to wake them up, you can use the shaking signal,”

which is basically just vibrating near them. That's really funny. So bees have a snooze button.

have been stealing parts of the hive? Do we know how long humans have been interacting with bees

besides getting stung? People have been gathering honey from wild bees for 8 to 10,000 years at least, based on cave paintings. And beekeeping, like actively managing colonies has been around for at least 4,000 years. We have Egyptian tomb paintings showing people pouring honey into jars and removing it from hives. So the Egyptians were also beekeepers. Very advanced beekeepers. They had pottery hives arranged in orderly rows, which is amazing. Beekeeping was considered a highly skilled

profession. Now it's a dying profession, unfortunately, between the losses, the costs, the theft, the stress. A lot of beekeepers are getting out of the business. Although, back yard beekeeping, I guess what you and Jen were doing for personal use, that does seem to be growing. Yeah, a lost craft. And it's definitely kind of one of those hipster things. We went to some beekeeping classes, and it was all like guys who make their own kombucha and bread and fused their own alcohol. And I was

the only guy that did never mustache that had waxed in it. But like I said, we stopped beekeeping

when we had kids because no time and toddler, well, toddlers plus bee hives on a 10,000 square foot lot is a bit tight. And Jen was getting stung here and there, even though she decided she didn't need the bee suit anymore. Guess what? Still needed the bee suit. So I was like, you know, wow, the confidence. And a lot of beekeepers, they're kind of like, nah, I'm just going to go do this with no bee suit. And they either don't get stung or they ignore it. I don't really get it.

“I didn't get that far. I kept my bee suit. Remember, they do recognize you. So if they like you,”

I guess it's possible. Yeah, I don't know if they like the guy who's in there scraping wax off the frame and stuff. But who does? Yeah, maybe. I mean, it is a high stakes combo for kids. You know, don't touch the stove is hard enough. Don't antagonize 40,000 stinging insects out back. That would be like next level parenting. But people have been doing it forever. You know, in ancient Greece, beekeeping was called an agricultural art and was discussed extensively by Aristotle in China.

There are ancient texts describing the management. It's considered the second oldest profession.

The second oldest after use your imagination. Okay. So humans have been keeping bees as long as almost as long as humans have been having sex for money. Yeah, basically. Okay. Well, well, um, realize that bees are running a more sophisticated operation than most governments. They're smarter than I am. We've built an entire agricultural system that is simultaneously dependent on them while also killing them. And we've been robbing them for 10,000 years. And we're

“potentially also losing them entirely. Yeah, it's a lot. And remember that it's not just about honeybees.”

It's about all pollinators. So support policies that protect wild habitats and restrict harmful pesticides. A great way to help bees just in your community is not buying plants at a big box store because that limits the foreign pesticides and things you would introduce. So individual actions do matter, but we also need big policy changes. Without them, we're looking at a future with a lot less food, much higher prices and ecosystems that are fundamentally broken. Great.

No pressure. Well, thank you for teaching us that bees' quack get wasted, have balcers, twerk flowers, might cure HIV and are better at math than most of us. This has been enlightening and terrifying in equal measure. Yeah. And remember, don't make enemies with bees. They know what you look like. Too late. Wait, too late. But I'll try to make it men's by planting some flowers. Thanks, Jess. This episode is, I hate myself, sure to create a lot of buzz. And thank

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