Bobby Is Distressed

- You were these two idiots.

- Woo. - I did an Asian girl. - Me too are disgusting. - Woo. - Are you two or something?

- The bad friends. - Oh my God.

“How long was I in the bathroom when we at the restaurant?”

- Oh long. - 20 minutes at the restaurant. The moment I out took my last bite, I was like, - Mm. - Yeah.

- I had to go immediately. - That was bad news bears. I should have wrote that girl and been like, not a good recommendation. - Yeah.

- How make the moment I finished my eggs. I was like, hmm. I think this is (laughs) I think this is bad. - We both.

- Yeah, it was bad. - That was not that restaurant. - Why was prolonged? - His was, yeah, yeah. - His was an hour later.

- Yeah. - Was yours loose or did you have to... - Dude.

- I want to know the consistency.

- You've been in Niagara Falls? - Now again. - I don't understand. - I understand. - I understand.

- Yeah. - I do pump A. - Yeah. - Minor pump A, but you do Niagara Falls. - Higher.

- Yeah. - Minor explosion. - Do that relax. - Well, let me just do it. - I want to add on to the poop.

- Oh, yeah, more poof stuff. - Yeah, yeah, so last night I'm having dinner with my friend, Jean, and Andrea Jin. - Hangs out. - Yeah.

- And we're sitting there. We're eating at a nice Korean barbecue, right? And she's sort of like, repositioning. - Shifting. - Shifting.

- Shifting. - Yeah, yeah. - She is like, like, to tonic plates. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the world is doing.

- And by the way, it's gonna, it's gonna break eventually. - Yeah, exactly. - It was a great place. - There's a lot to play. - There's also, like, icebergs,

detaching from, you know, there's some stuff going on here. But anyway, let's get back to-- (laughing) - Yeah, I'm in a Marmel, it's like,

(laughing) I really am. I mean, super millennial, the whole thing. All right, anyway, things are shifting, but my point is, is this,

she's shifting in her chair, and I go, you guys, you hear? And she's like, I do. I go, well, they haven't bowed them here. And she goes, I don't do public bathrooms.

- Oh, I know that, yeah. - And I go, you live pretty far away. - I know, I just, I'm fine. I go, no, I can tell when shift people are shifting. - You can tell, shit.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I go, you have eight minutes. (laughing) It's gonna break away. - You see the doomsday clock?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she goes, you're right, and she just gets up, gets in her car, and then when she texts me later she goes, I was right on time. And I knew the shifts.

You know what I mean, I know about environmental shifts. I also know about shit shifts. - Eight minutes. - Eight minutes, she got raised home. You've been there.

- Oh my God.

- The timing is to say, if it was a second,

you know what I mean, later it would have been a disaster. - Yes, yeah. - Turn over. - Turn over. - It would have been the end of the end of the end.

I did that one on the way from the airport. I threw up in my front yard. I got all the way to the house, got out of my car. - Oh my God, yeah, yeah. - My dog came out.

- Yeah, they're confused about it. They have no idea why you throw up. When you throw up in front of a dog, they do it. They go like this. - Yeah.

- Why do people leave Chernobyl? - Yeah, what, they shouldn't have taken off? - I'm just saying. - Let's take a round. - I know what I'm saying is, I saw the Chernobyl HBO show.

That was a great show, right? But what I'm saying is, there's a wildlife there. Of course. - Yeah, and there are wolves and dogs, they're blue. (laughs)

- They're blue, right? They're blue. - Yeah, yeah. - But they're alive and they survived, right? - So why can't we have white walkers over there?

- Blue people. - Blue people. - Well, that's a mouth on the side of its face. (laughs) - Yeah, that one's tough.

- That one's hard. Oh, speaking of that photo, I'm gonna tell you another thing. I was, I wanna say this the other day, right? We talked about its simulations the other day. - Oh, we did.

- Do we not? - Yeah.

“- I know yet other things to say, am I interrupting you?”

- No. I'd like you to, I don't remember. - I will give you the opportunity to talk right now. - I don't want it. What are you gonna say about simulations?

- I'll tell you what I'm gonna tell you about simulation. - Tell me, tell me, and you try to explain this. - Got it. All right. So there's a legend by my neighborhood. And there's a deep legend. - Only in your neighborhood.

- Only in my neighborhood, there's a legend, okay? - Okay. - And there's a legend that there's the A coyote, right? With a two more on its face. - Two more on its face, just like a big lump on its--

- No. - It's elephant man. (laughs) - Yeah. And there's a couple of jokes I wanna say

that I can't see 'cause we're not the kind of model. So I'm not even gonna say 'em, right? But it's elephant man, you know? And it's like, um, then a month ago or two months ago, Klyla, Klyla, my ex goes,

I saw it and she took a photo of it. And tumor, right? - Coyote tumor. - Right. - But then I was with my girlfriend

and we're driving us straight and he's standing in the middle of the road, right? And he has a bird hanging out on his head. - Oh yeah. - Not moving.

- It wasn't like flying around his head like flies or whatever. It was just like-- - Do you have a picture of this? - No, I don't have a picture of it. - How did you not capture a bird on a coyote?

“- 'Cause I'm not, I don't work for nationals, you know?”

(laughs)

- That's quit that job too. - Yeah, yeah, I don't like rain forests. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get sweaty, you know, and I break out.

I mean, so, but there was a bird just chilling, a white bird. And I have my girlfriend to defend, she saw it too. I got that's interesting. Once again, the white's riding on the back. - I'm out of here.

- I know. - Just riding on the backs of a brown. - Brown, you know, tumor faced. - Well, he's doing all the work. - He's doing all the work.

- No, but she was, the bird was just chilling.

And I'm like, that's never been seen in nature.

- I've never seen something. - I've never seen anything like-- - No, it never goes. - Yeah, it never does happen. But that's what I saw.

Is that incredible? Is that a simulation or is that just life magic? - A little bit of life magic, but I do believe simulation comes into play there for sure. - Yeah.

What is that? And look at most of the tumors, so look at the black dog right there, that you had it on the point. This is going to make me so sad.

“No, the one down, right there, yeah, that one right there, that's what it looks like.”

What? What's that? No, that, I like that. Yes, you do like it. I would, because I like, I like animals that I have a little, what do they call it?

Tumor. I don't, what if, what did Bobby from King and they'll call it? Wobby sobby. Yeah. Wobby sobby.

Dogs, yeah, a little bit of wobby sobby. A coyote with a white bird on its head. What does it mean when you see a white bird on another animal? It's got, maybe this is a, it's a symbiotic relationship. But there could be, it could be a, have a deeper meaning socially.

What does it mean when you see a white bird sitting on another animal? Oh, seeing a white bird getting on another animal usually points to mutualism in nature. The bird eats ticks and parasites out the animal.

It represents a spiritual, omin of peace, purity, and unexpected partnerships.

So it does happen. It happens a lot. No, that's a lot. All right. symbiosis.

symbiosis. Ecological symbiosis. Well, it's like when like, you know, those free, those, those, those free loading fish that write on whales, I don't know what you, I think. I call it like the leaves of the Bobby, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Soccer fish. I don't, yeah, soccer fish. Ramoros. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, they take a free ride. That's great. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. For sure.

The offense of that. No, you shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you.

“My whole life has been an cling on to somebody else's shirt and it's just going, keep going.”

Soccer fish. I'm a soccer fish. You're a Ramoros. Right. And I suck the soul and nutrients from whoever I'm writing.

Right. And then when they're deflating, I grab another shirt. That's genius. All right. Keep going.

What? We feel it. Yeah. You do.

You're not someone to have cling on to.

You cling on to me. Yeah, yeah. And I'm trying to get you closer to them. Yeah. All right.

You cut right through his eyes. Yeah. Yeah. You think that you're. I'm cling on to you.

Yeah. You're cling on to me. No, no, no. You guys are cling on to us. Right.

Who's clinging the most? Yeah. You're clinging on to both of us. Yeah. One hand on each shirt.

And what is McCone doing? Yeah. Dragon is down too. Yes. No.

“You're clinging on to Andrew obviously the most.”

Right. There's no hand on my shirt. No. There's like a finger. Oh, there's a hook.

Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. Because last time I asked you, you know, I mean, a very. Friendship like question.

It was nice. It was a nice interaction that we had a little phone phone. Yeah. I started talking and you started laughing. He said never mind.

I don't know why I called you. Yeah. Because you said you had an old soul. Yeah. The old soul things.

You know. We're not doing the list again. You said interesting though. I know. I understand that.

He also said is is that to start the show. You're already at 10 bucks. I know. I just did an elbow laugh. Yeah.

No. 55 bucks. Oh, you're already. All right. So that's it.

We're not playing this. The cone stopped over on my house and I didn't want to have to wash the sheets again. So we asked him politely to sleep on the floor and he did. He stopped on the floor. Why are you sleeping at Andrew's house?

Because we had to leave it five in the morning. We had to go take it right. Take a ride. Down to where? Sandiego.

You did that show already. No, no, no. I took a ride down there to go do a golf thing and came back. We filmed it. And you filmed it. Yesterday.

Down and back. Same day. Got back by 210 pm. That's the fun ride. It's.

It was actually not bad. Yeah. Coffee. We had some chats. Yeah.

I tried to teach him some lessons about life and all he wanted to do was wrap to the song that was on. It was a Kanye. Uh, who was on when you were a knowing. Who was it? Give me the loot.

Give me the loot. Five. Five more dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

The funny thing is people are going to think I made him sleep on the floor. Yeah. No. We didn't let him sleep in the house. I said backyard is top notch for you.

You know, we watched social networks together though. And I got. Good movie. I had a, you know, when you got an itch, you got a scratch. I saw a clip on TikTok of social networking.

I forgot how much I like the movie. Yeah. So we're going to watch it. So we rented it. Watch it.

Aaron Sorkin. Genius. And Fincher combined. Brilliant.

It's a super team. An unbelievably from front to back. The movie has zero. And I mean, zero fat. There was an ounce of, I'm getting bored.

Yeah.

It's amazing how good that movie is.

Well, the reason why Sorkin does not let actors, you know, improvise is because no what I wrote is what I want. And that's why, I mean, I don't know if I told you the story.

“But remember that other show that he did after West Wing.”

It was about sketch. Studio 60. Studio 60. And audition with him in the room. And I'd be reading with Sorkin.

And I said, nah. You bailed? Oh, yeah. Why? Because it was.

He had to memorize. Yeah.

It was two pages of dialogue.

Right. And I knew his reputation of like word for word. And I was like, yeah, I can't do this. It would have been hard. It would have been too hard.

I mean, would you do it? You could have done it. Now I think I could do it. I think you could have done it. No, I couldn't.

I was too nervous. I would have loved that. Because I'm a huge West Wing fan. You know what I mean? And that social network is network.

Is that what social network? Is that what social network? Well, it was at the moment. Yeah, social network. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love his work. And I was like, I can't, I can't shame myself. The risk was too high. People would have loved you. I hadn't come out at this point.

What? Those are now we're gotten come out at this point. Lost in it. Because it was 2006. Okay.

Anyway, I was a West Wing fan. I see that. Damn. McCone. God.

You have an old soul. Yeah. Really old soul. Yeah. the social network, right? We've been funny if they crossed out the word the yeah, drop the the knowing the framing of the movie

Yeah, yeah, social network. I'm not to tell me. I can't wait for meta. I mean, that's gonna be meta movie the man The reckoning is it really? Yeah, the social I was just kidding. They're making another movie. Oh, fuck. I had to I did it Stop, uh, Jerriga the Barragai Jeremy on white. I don't know the names. I'm very good. Mikey Madison. Yep And Yeah, Jeremy strong and I do not know the gentleman on the left. You're me strong

That's sorkin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he looks he looks good. He looks good. Yeah. He looks good

“It looks no one good. Okay. I was gonna say he looks different than when I remember. Yeah, he just looks he looks more mature”

Yeah, but he still looks good for his A. I know I'm just gonna say look at that

It didn't look like I'm at first. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know that it's interesting

It's like you you you drive down the street and you go you see four billboards with the same actors on it Yeah, and and then you hear guys like my old friend Matt Jones, you know Matt. I love Matt Jones Yeah, yeah, he was in breaking bad. Yeah, and badger. Yeah, and he's a great guy He's going viral right now. He's going viral right now He's going viral because he's talking about actors not being compensated fairly. Yeah, I mean it's I mean

I've been out of that that game for a long time acting no in terms of like network You know what I mean series regular pilot season pilot season that game. I think the But last pilot I did was spling up together. Well, you're off offer only guy I mean it literally says on your page on your agent's website says offer only Bobby Lee Yeah, I think it seems like it's your pronouns offer only Bobby Lee

Okay, but my point is is that those days are over for me, but It's not like I want it. No, well, no, I don't want it. No. Yeah, I bring it up I'll bring it up because I feel bad for my friends You know guys like Matt when I see you know because the promise of the fucking strikes Where that work was going to stay in Los Angeles and blossom in bloom

Yeah, actors were going to get more work and crew was going to get more work and that was a lie And it didn't turn out to be true and people are working less than ever and they're getting paid less than ever

“So it was all bullshit and that's what you get when you use a hobbit as sag president”

Right, you know you use people from middle earth Right and and bring them to Hollywood right to run stop. It's so fun. Right farm Have babies dance on tables. That's right with jugs of beer. That's what you're Whatever you do, you know Error gore and I don't want him a union president

I call a former mayor who should be the union president who should be the sag union president for actors It could be a variety of people. It was friend dresher for a long. Yeah. Yeah, I like her. Have a what what do her voice? She would leave voice males on your she would call. Yeah, there's phones. Yeah. Hi. It's friend rancher Yeah, yeah, remember to vote. Yeah, I dad. I like the current one is Sean Aston as Bobby was saying right the Hobbit He's the president Samwise Gamji Samwise Gandhi is the president of sag. That's great. Yeah. I don't like it. I love it. Yeah, it's it's fucking Rudy

Yeah, it's rude. Yeah, no one Rudy. He lost he played one game Run getting that lose. He played one game. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I hated that movie going up growing

Just the just the just the obvious difference of you and I as I loved that fucking movie. That's the difference. Yeah

Love that movie. Why why did you love it? Well, let's sports. So I like sports. I I love the movie

“Who's yours? Is that a movie? Is that a movie? Yeah, yes. It is. That was a really good movie. Such a phenomenal movie. That's a phenomenal movie. What was the movie about?”

It was about the Indiana basketball team and what what? What's that coach King not Bobby night is a Bobby night? No, oh, but wasn't Bobby not the Indian Indian Indiana The movie was not about him at pre-data. Yeah, pre-data. I don't remember, but I remember watching It's like when you watch that baseball movie with Laura Bradford. I don't know what it's called by a remember one natural the natural. Yeah, that was a great movie About what is about baseball?

And who was the lead guy in who's yours? What's his name? I don't remember them one of those famous actors of all time I haven't seen who I don't know what you're doing right now I'm just telling you that I've seen sporting event movies, but you don't like them because you don't remember them I didn't have an impact on you whatsoever. All right

What I'm saying is is that I can't tell you who I've never seen venom like back home

“Really? Yeah, I thought you're good movie. Is it really the best you want to know what the best soccer movie is?”

Yeah, ladybugs. Oh, yes ladybugs is one of the funniest soccer movies of all time That's a ladybug. Oh, okay Roddy Dangerfield and ladybugs. All right. It's absolutely hilarious. Okay. Could you make this today? No, okay, do you know what the theme of this is? It's a let me guess based on the photo just look at that photo Tell me what you think it is it's about a grandfather

There's a granddaughter right and he's like Hey No one's coaching your team right. We're gonna win the champion. You nailed it so far. Yeah. Have I really? No. All right

Yeah, yeah, I love him. Yeah, yeah, he's probably not running like that. He does. No, he's not first of all

In my memory. Okay, ready. Yeah. Yeah. Hey. This is gonna be funny real fast. This is gonna make you laugh. Okay, go This is just the coincidence is crazy What song have I been humming a lot in the shower a lot? I've been humming it a lot lately. I'll theme to something Oh, the Rudy All right, I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. Okay, so I've literally been humming it

For some reason, this is so coincidentally weird lately in the shower And she's like shut up stop it. Yeah, all day in the shower. I love that movie. You know what? I know what I Am tantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantantant immaculate What a league of their own no very good baseball movie You know what that is right. Yes, okay John Favreau a favreau beginning the favreau beginning

So let me tell you what Rudy's about I I've seen it one time. Okay, it's a kid who smaller It's you by the way. Okay, it's a success story from a tiny man. Yeah, who just if that's this? Yep, so vince isn't it

“That's how he admit that that's how favreau john and who else met the god”

A Christmas story what's his name Peter being willingly that because I know all three of them because I did a Shorednight what do you call it a charade night? This is a Michael Bay night. No, no, it's not a Michael Bay. It's weird like you know what you have to act things out Shrades. Yeah, you like it is charade night for some reason. I don't know why it was house vince's house Okay, there's me vince. It was john favreau. It was peeler Peter Billings. Hey, I know that's not this is in the late 90s

That's the most Hollywood shit of all the money even they had just unswingers Huge, okay Yeah, yeah, I now realize that's how they met. Yeah. All right, I've been on Rudy on Rudy. Oh, now do you like Rudy? No, I don't okay And I'll tell you why it's let me just explain you get it off a good cultural phenomenon All right, you just get get get out of here. All right. Yeah, that was our generation obsession

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to tell you what it's about it's a guy who's small, right? He can't make it into the big football team because he's too small can make the big show the big show right? I can't that's fucking rude. No, I'm saying it to you. I made it the big show because why because you because we let you in the game Okay, all right, but I've done more than one game You did. Yeah, so I'm not Rudy. You're not. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he did one game

He played in the game in the last three minutes of the game, but maybe less Alright, maybe it was one play right and then he gets a touchdown no he doesn't even get a touchdown He doesn't get a touchdown he gets a sack. It's on teeth. Yeah. Oh, he plays on defense

Like yeah, no, it the payoff isn't there

For him and you're living through him in that moment. He's supposed to inspire you It's an inspirational film about a guy who who wasn't supposed to make it there and got there anyway. That's you

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You became I you became a hero. I've done more than sacking I have done way more than sacking. I've gotten touchdowns You know mean I've been the star of the team. Maybe not capped in right, but I've definitely on the team All right, you're on the team. All right, so it's just a story of a here. Yeah. Yeah, and I don't I think the payoff is not big enough for me. Okay I don't even know the song

I'm basing the song based on what you just say. Let me just try to try to do it Is that what my clock? Yeah, you're good. Yeah, it's very

I never heard of that song before. It's good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Well give me one theme song from a movie that sticks in your brain

Um Dantan, dantan, dantan, dantan, dantan, dantan. Okay, but give me not that's so obvious give me one thing Everybody knows that yeah, yeah, yeah give me one that only you love that you remember. Okay. This is gonna be hard to do. Yeah, let me hear American psycho Oh

What is that? Can you guys guess at the beginning? I thought it was very good. No, no, but they need time to track Hereditary. Oh, wow Very good not one of us got it

“No, but that's if you if you're a fan of hereditary, you know that that's what happens”

That maybe movie it's seen that movie a thousand times when Peter walks up those stairs, which is, you know And he gets transformed into King Payman, right? That's the song. It's very like hornsy Right, and then all of a sudden it becomes very dystopian and dark and then these horns that kick in It's so fucking over of on your hand, Zimmer

Do I am you are on the toms so you asked me now. I want it's aside from Rudy

You fucking bastard, right and you can't be hacked. You can't do E.T. You can't do Superman, right? Give me something that like is as that specific like that as specific as that yeah, it's gotta be as specific as that fuckface No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

All right, no, give me something specific. Okay, a specific movie, a theme song from a very specific movie. Yeah. My son, either ones that I love, I've son. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You put me in a corner, right? I dug my way out. How to put it in your corner, I just set you up, I go, give me a--

“Yeah, I went Star Wars and went too hacky.”

Horrible, sorry to hacky, it's just, I, you, I, that was easy. I comic. It's like, I comic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Top of the line.

Oh, oh, I got one. All right. I got one.

Hold on, all this sound in my head, and I'm trying to hear the theme.

Go. I'm trying to do it, hold on. Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, I have to hear it.

Okay, I know you know what's this, it's a TV show. Where everybody knows you're next year's. Yeah, but you didn't say it, Carlos. Oh, I thought you were asking him. No, I said the group.

It's a competition. Okay, okay. Probably this one. Computing. Yeah.

“I love when the guy who did this sign felt soundtrack.”

That's a base. It's like boom. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's I.

Did you ever see that guy composing? Because every, you know, everything was different. Yeah. Do you know this? He wrote it.

And everything he would do based on the episode. Do you not know this? There's pretty impressive. There's a video about it. That's the video I think.

The video is incredible. Yeah. It's about how he changed it depending on the joke structure that Jerry does in the intro. He's stupid.

Stop it. It's an amazingly interesting. All right. And from a guy who's a music guy, you think you'd appreciate the idea that he created it.

All right. Here's something I want to talk about now a video. American experience, the Forgotten plague.

I watch every American experience by PBS by the way.

Good. Yeah, yeah. I love watching. You know, I mean, these are random facts. Look at that channel alive.

[LAUGHTER] And I donate to PBS by the way. How much? It's just like 80 bucks a year. That's not a lot.

$80 a year? Yeah, yeah, but that's a lot. No. That's not a lot. Need more.

OK. Maybe the next year I redone it. I'll do 250, 300. OK. OK.

[LAUGHTER]

“If you want to keep PBS alive, I'm not the only one.”

Keep PBS alive. You need to-- Yeah, yeah. There's all-- you should be-- everyone should be store-burning public broadcastings.

12-- the average individual donation, including PBS NPR is roughly 12, 50 a month, and average of 140, or 250 a year, you're less than the average donation. From people who don't have good jobs and they still give, they use a require minimum of $5 per month, or $60 a year

to unlock demanding streaming features. So you did it so you could stream PBS passports. Yes, that PBS passports. We know why you did it. So he could stream PBS passports.

I want to watch the shows, dude. You know what I mean? But I watch all the shows, you know? Shame. It is shame on me, dude.

And if you're PBS, I apologize. And I will donate more money. I won't. I know you won't.

“But because-- but they have interesting things in there.”

Some of it for sure. Some of it. Yeah. There's some interesting things that I'm a big, you know, Ken Burns fan, I love history.

And I love watching his historical-- and I didn't know anything about tuberculosis to be honest with you. You learn all of it now. Yeah, they had these tuberculosis

Asylums here in LA, which was at first for the rich.

I come over to the sunshine, will get you healthy, right? So it was for the rich. They had these beautiful Asylums with courtyards. People would play cricket and stuff. But then all of a sudden the poor came.

And then LA was like, hey, it's especially black people. and brown people they're like oh no no no no no no no no no no right it was like why what's up different kind of tb it's what kind of b p tb p p tb b d b p tb that's that b black big dick circular i think it's a big dick tb tb yeah that's what they had that looks nice no those are the poorer ones the ones

that uh that looks nice facing the window i understand that yeah but it was a brutal disease it killed one out of seven americans it did what it's funny you know that's that i know i just i have just why i'm a weird guy no he just consumed i'm a weird guy and i consume weird things he will forget this in a year

“you know i will always remember one out of stuff never forget okay and in fact”

note this down a year from now when we were on this podcast ask me that's stat and i'll know it well one out of seven's pretty easy

give me another one always downgrading me dude i'm upgrading no yeah yeah yeah yeah i did

hereditary right which is pretty good you know it's in a competition i just asked you hey you put me in a corner i'd find my way out there was no painting or rewind it uh it's a war that's another thing yeah i understand that but we're done with that oh we are yeah we're not doing it today we need to throw that one there it's not is that's for the whole year no we didn't we never made that content we'll call needs a college fund okay so i'll

you 55 bucks from the last episode then that's it also anyway um yeah what you're at 60 right now i'm at 60 dollars yeah whatever 65 yeah 62 what shirt is that is it a rams shirt no it's a cotton citizen shirt it's but it says LA what it just says Los Angeles cotton citizen it's like a brand and we hope uh that's a good shirt but you know i'm a cone shirt you want me to do it or no no oh wow you what you want to distress it yeah let me see stand up it's a good

shirt i know i don't want you to throw rocks on and put in your fool you don't want in the coffee pool no thank you you don't want to distress by bobby no i don't i like you know what when we open up a distress by bobby on Melrose yeah you can't come to the opening yeah okay no no it's not okay it's okay it's not okay yeah some people like mousher yeah oh yeah were you talking to yeah when i see somebody with a brand new rock tea it offends me to the core this is a brand new rock

tea oh you love it you were like i love your whole look my right answer you like my slacks yeah no i like the brand the the light brown with the slacks and the shoes but in my mind i'm like i wish that shirt was more distressed no i like yeah yeah it offends me you don't even know anything about this shirt about who makes it and the under that's what you don't know

that's why it's nice because it's a collaboration don't don't worry about it oh god you're stupid

“did they did yeah well rocks in your pie rise and i like it i like high rising and yeah i like it”

right but um you're offending me right now that's okay yeah it's okay yeah i mean you hit a nerve that's a brand new rock shirt yeah but it's distressed yeah it's distressed a little bit you distressed me a little bit yeah yeah yeah you distressed all of us i i do interesting interesting all right more dollars who dressed distresses you most and let's be honest with you with all of us i mean yeah okay yeah it's a fun game yeah it's a great game we play this often

i love it yeah yeah i love and ronai and be honest with in your hearts your soul please please please

and be mindful and just be logical please no use your critical thinking

critical use your critical thinking critical who stresses you out more who distresses you out the most you distresses you out the most let's start with a car loss oh between the both of you that's easy it's you because we're going toward together and you tell it in sane stories to millions of people you knew that was going to backfire that's insane how do i i mean you know i rock and roll with you say okay he's your boy yeah you distressed somebody's your boy i like war time

war is fun you're just like harder to read so sometimes i'm like is he like upset about something or like why where is this energy when Andrew's upset i lost his voice because i know when Andrew's upset i know usually can understand use sometimes you're a bit of a wild card which is what we love about you but sometimes it just makes it a little more distressed but it's a part of working with bobby and i wouldn't trade it for the world well so you me no that's what he said you

oh yeah yeah i'm gonna go the other way bobby yeah nice good do that that's nice but he's at the truth yeah i i don't want you to go the other way just because the flow is

yeah i mean against me you i never talked to you so they're only person who i talked to Sandra so

yeah okay no stress to be had okay no stress to be had yeah because i caught i talked to Carlos the most you mean and we can't talk we can't talk about what we talk about right but you know mean he knows me inside and out and what i believe in you get yes yeah yeah and you know

“the other things i cannot share out loud one day will you know mean but um so i think that's why we”

have a connection but also you treat me like shit yeah yeah but that's fine because we've known each other for a long time right yeah yeah yeah yeah my cone um i i apologize you know and i will be more um no you're no i will be an open box that you can read wow yeah i will be an open book that you can read i was reaching out to you last night because i was i was at you know what i have a company we had a little cook talk right and i'll be an open book from now on okay

and Andrea's good choice anyway let's move on yeah and you know what i get it i get that shirt it's it's a and i i want to know more about it later can i tell you what what are the pauses about pregnant i'm pregnant i'm pregnant pauses you're elicit pregnant no you can't say that in the mic i know but no no no no no no no no he said pauses had pregnant pauses pregnant pauses oh people keep sending us this um guy because he looks like Andreas what he's the

president of service Alexander he does he just look on grass yeah under like 15 years later and what does he believe in it would be believe it bad stuff Alexander wants to reinstitute slavery in most parts of the world yeah yeah he believes in sweat jobs and manual labor for brown people wow well times so yeah so he was the prime minister of Serbia yeah yeah nice

“what do you think of this i-vanka um jerry christino bought buying this island i think it's”

great area you do someone's got to buy those island yeah but do you believe the story that they just yeah i did dive into the water yeah barefoot yeah i believe it i think it's going to be great swam to some island right walked that was for sale randomly it was randomly for there was no for sale sign on it by the way well they don't put them up anymore yeah they don't i don't know oh yeah they used to we should incorporate that back i don't know or not sale

and look at that what is that that's the new fixer upper twenty four million dollar island fixer upper

wow that's nothing for an island for the whole island twenty four million wow what do they want for abstinence island i'm what that was for sale yeah that's not talk about that no but it was for sale for a long day yeah i bought it but anyway um yeah i'm repurposing keep it exactly how it is yeah

good deal almost half off is good yeah but there's a lot of protests in Algeria right now why

to it's it's because there's ecosystems there and animal if you're putting it up for sale it's for sale don't put it up the government it wasn't for sale they went to the government what can we buy this yeah it was a dead island so everybody wants money the government to show is that fault they if government's willing to sell it willing to sell anything Hawaii is a state in the United States i understand that one of the islands is owned by privately i know well that doesn't say that okay so

what do you who the good there's also an island for themselves as well Larry Alison owns that island of land i he could just i know but there's also an island that that foreigners and people cannot go to because it's an island for only Hawaiian you would do right correct right right so my point they'll be in is is that it's tit for tat no this is an island that no one owns it there's no land there's nobody there so why not let someone's gonna buy it someone wants private land if there is real

state to be sold it's gonna get sold yeah especially if it's valuable like a fucking island twenty four million dollar i don't agree with it yeah it's not awesome it's rad we're gonna get what we're all gone McCollon are you you are he doesn't know why yeah yeah why yeah why

“because i don't like those people oh so that's why they can't buy the island oh those that”

phrase has been told before and real estate that's not a good phrase i don't like those people they shouldn't be able to buy over there yeah interesting yeah the opposite opposite i don't know man it's all the same well it's apparently a very sensitive ecosystem that's what i just said

yeah but who knows if they're gonna take care of it you never know no they're not you you think you think

it's not california the alpania it's like a corrupted place they don't care about their environment probably no they they joined NATO right they used to be an oppressive government right and now they're free and they want their independence and they care about their little birdies what i was having with the island yeah because there's birds and animals that live on the island that will be devastated by them building a gigantic resort and ruining the fucking ecosystem too bad yeah

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set new and support the show that's right why don't you do that because I think that what you've done is actually awful you've displaced a lot of species from that house was built before for for way before I bought you're continuing the problem what is you sell your house then I don't have a problem I think privatized island by I'm the opposite I say buy all the islands have the most fun earth is coming to a close this is it it's the end let's rock it's over do you realize the

“water yeah it feels like it's over yeah so who fucking gives it yeah that I think that's what I'm”

feeling the anxiety it's over it's over I've accepted it it's over we're not going to save anything we're not saving anything no you know it's just like you know endangered species ice caps are just melting get rid of pairs about it right the Pacific is warming up you know me it hasn't been like that since the 1800s you know I mean works you know it's you know Phoenix and 30 years in the uninhabitable literally so hot yeah yeah you want to move there not now yeah not if you just told me that

oh I say okay yeah yeah yeah who gives it yeah yeah so my point is is that no one cares it's all but also somebody's got to do something not yeah not us why not us I give PBS six eight hours of a year down yeah right right and you do your little can you're not little but your camp you mean for the special Olympics that's not little it's huge I know I know Homer's will be back again this year I know and I will show up for your events right and that's it because you're

trying I just think it does none of it matters it's all bullshit hey how about this guy who's swimming pool philic coffee and distressing shirts fast fashion is like one of the worst things for global economy ever it's bad you know big fast fashion guy you're just dressing 30 shirts in your pool they're gonna end up in a fucking river in India that might have water unbelievable yeah you have a pool get rid of a pool this is the problem did the lips get up in arms about shit

that they're fucking lying they're living in the lie stop living in the lie look at that that's your shirt there's all your distress shirts and they're stressed those are fucking stressed I should go to that lady a big bag of rocks you should a great to job do you think you can run this for your shit yeah make these look rad that's shit is a good idea shit's good let's go back around we started with shit we ended with shit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what did that say

UCLA has a fast fashion sustainability program hmm smart look at that that's what the

world looks like because of those ins and Super Bowl shirts that never made it I know it's

I I don't know what we're doing here you can't stop that you can't stop that it's we're we're we dream how about can we be dreamers we can dream about owning an island of yeah what is this is the 300 mile swim through the great pacific garbage patch yeah 300 miles of

“garbage didn't Tony talk about that it's an island of garbage yeah yeah you remember that”

kind of look at the first thing look at the very first photo yeah Christ that's crazy dude that's in the ocean now yeah what are we doing what come on you and I got to do something yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll do a foundation yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll do a foundation we should yeah yeah you want to do a bad friend some foundation I would actually love I would like to do it for the environment no I don't want to fuck the environment what do you want

to do it with people kids with cancer anything with people that anything where health health care

care of a lot of that AI is just going to fix everything yeah you think AI is going to fix our

health oh yeah this is where you're wrong no you're you're wrong what is it going to do it's going to um nanotech technology it's going to revolutionize the health care industry it's going to help yes

“but it's not going to get rid of cancer we've done this to ourselves no I think that we do have”

a cure for cancer now and and because and pharmaceuticals so pharmaceutical companies don't want I don't want to know sure I'm going to make a lot of it but but but AI is not going to fix that it's already fixed we already can do it we can have I don't want to get it was just in the tuberculosis documentary I don't know what you're saying would be classified as misinformation because no one might be black no one at Harvard would say we cured cancer no yeah maybe right

okay you're right and it's miss everyone listen right now it's misinformation well you know what is that Harvard yeah algorithm on the window of Kirkland Hall for Facebook hmm now did they keep that did they frame that is that room special at Harvard see if they kept the room that Zuckerberg wrote the algorithm on the window with Edwards Aberen Edwards Aberen Zuckerberg's original drama Harvard aged 33 in Kirkland famously coded launch Facebook

largely to preserve the priest of tech history can go get image good images I do want to Kirkland House maybe we're Harvard men we're men of dignity that's just who's in there now those kids just so much jazz on the walls of the yeah well imagine is that him wow wow he had no idea he's wearing cap he's still he's still wears cap he had to glow up only a couple years ago

“I mean he can go to do this as you well at least no take him to does he well yeah yeah I think”

Andreas you better take him to do this as you way yeah yeah because the guy who made out like the real band it in this entire movie yeah was who oh the we lost no the kid from Jurassic Park correct correct I forgot his name but you probably remember who he made out the best

because what did he make what did it say he made oh he made like five billion and no one even knows his

yeah yeah because they buy Tim from Jurassic Park it's genius that guy's a genius don't want even knows his name he didn't really do much at the beginning he was just a guy he was just a homie no leave was he was a barnacle on a whale he was a barnacle on a white whale they discovered they discovered bad friends ASMR get ready with us to be on bad friend for us to be ASMR you gotta sleep have a laugh

you have people tell us that sometimes they go I fall asleep to the podcast they're like it's so funny I fall asleep to it all the time yeah how's that funny yeah I guess they say like the rhythm of the voice helps people yeah babies like it yeah I got multiple friends they kid babies like the rhythm of our back and wow that's insane um ASMR makes me horny I don't know why stop listening right now babies yeah yeah I don't know what I'm

especially if it's a woman well I genuinely from bottom my heart only thought ASMR was women no there's a guys that do it guys do it yeah what are they doing oh that's not yeah I'm going to the gym I'm back from the gym but when women do it it's there's something

essential about it look at the crew of ASMR guys I know that's insane wow you know that's

fat Filipino I go do yeah yeah he has a great you know who this is what our fan base yeah yeah that's our fan base right it's the most eclectic version of every guy you've ever seen yeah non-descript guy yeah did you something about you know I have another app that does Elvis whispers I

“think I have it on my phone Elvis yeah you want to hear it that's what you need rock and money”

that's a really good job good plug it's a good plug show me the women of ASMR and look at what the difference will be I mean look at the the bold difference I know the irony being you don't see them you just hear them yep good hold on um sleep here we go Elvis whispers I found it you want to hear what I listen to yeah I'm sorry it takes a lot forever here's one good one yeah I don't want that one you really mouth you want to hear what I listen to when I go

to bed hold on okay hold on give me give me what that's not and then you can add all things to like you can add like makeup rush or you can add like

going on at the same time oh oh oh oh this is better it is a like a life see you go on a minute

you go on a see go on an often anyway that's can Rudy make out what she's saying yes yeah yeah

“are they translate for you no I know but that's what I listen to we got to transits”

and something upbeat dog with stolen in china and eating it was a famous dog okay stop that's not upbeat dude they sold it for like twenty three dollars except for the person who ate it to steal it is a steal that is you can feed a family you know I don't want to hear about dogs yeah I don't hear about dogs but I do want to know how they cooked them baked pan fried grilled yeah what was it I would smoke the meat I would definitely smoke dog yeah I would smoke dog

slow smoke brisk like a risk it for the winter for the winter no slow and low yeah yeah slow and low

good Nordic on it here's what I want I want to learn I want to find an AI girlfriend

you have a real one I know but I wanted to see what it feels like having an AI want to compare your AI want to you real one yeah see what it says okay what we get what's the app though I don't even know what app like because you can scroll through these apps like you're on Tinder how real was the movie her right so ahead of it time yeah here they are it's not coming it's here what's one candy AI romantic AI and I girl which one is the best one though I mean I girls a perfect name yeah yeah I mean when

they got the rights of that they were like we're in we're done Paul Shrader who wrote taxi driver has an AI girlfriend yeah does he yeah test it out 80 years old wow and the AI secret say I sounds cool yeah I'm gonna go and the candy AI give him candy yeah I'm going to download it now all right it's with the sea in five ninety nine a month so are you gonna give that money to them or to PBS it's either your candy girlfriend or or maybe it's tubernal tuberculosis

documentaries oh my god what's more important to you I would argue yeah PBS PBS yeah PBS yeah

“PBS I think you're right I spent fifty dollars across yeah five a.m. girlfriend apps and we”

cares what every dollar one what I want to go who's the guy that spent the most on AI girls I'm I wonder there's got to be a guy who spent the ton of money on those things you know there's some dude in Japan okay this is highest figures oh wait they're all secret but it's funny the Miami ten thousand dollars a month wow on candy AI cube but AI treat these monthly subscriptions expensive hobby ten grand a month for a girlfriend yeah yeah yeah yeah what I'm asking is he who all shirts

yeah all day you do one payment right and you can talk to this person but what else what else are all the expenses this is how they hook you let's get involved you wait a download candy yeah yeah because now you're gonna start doing it and you're gonna you're gonna come back next week and go I spent four thousand dollars on candy here's a difference between starter and premium oh yeah tell me the difference better continuity fewer limits more serious companion building

core part of the product our images sensitive add-ons for voices oh yeah they don't get all like sexy on the basic one this is all but is there is our nudity yeah I would imagine yeah because they blur it and restricted for why else do you still signing up I'm gonna go app store this is just for science yeah right and research you can test out other races too

oh I'm I'm definitely gonna go I'm gonna the first one I'm gonna do is a different race

which is white okay let's see candy in 20 years at in bro does a PBS documentary and the Asian man downloads the app not candy AI searching for love Bob they don't they look like this they don't look like your role I don't care I

“I would this is an experiment I think that's how they hook you they get you there and then they”

get your real one AI girl candy mate candy AI there's no candy any dot AI it's probably a website I'll do a different one and then you know I'll let you know I'll go I do want to know yeah I want to see the success of this well I'll just download one now well I want to say something to Carlos oh no thank you for being a bad friend that's what I wanted to say oh the river what is this what do you got to show us our Carlos what is it I like videos

up front he hates we do it later let's see it oh we know who shoes those are who's that's Macon Macon they're bare look at how embarrassed cuteie pie can I tell you about pooping what's this all right I fake him out I go come on man look up at the camera that you recording yeah watch okay he goes what well underneath baby double sneak the same diner shit that I had that day

action yeah I have a lot of comments about 1000 euro to come back to you have you got a connection or

“exes supercrafted no no the way so story I have and that's just one thing yeah the match fast”

all is automatic I'm so so exciting hold your money to the book upgab of christ 31 yuli what

-Shaf's too kind of exciting. -With visu steuere. -Oh, yeah.