Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

♪ You're these two idiots ♪ ♪ Ooh, I did an Asian deer ♪ ♪ You two are disgusting ♪ ♪ Ooh, I need you two or something ♪ ♪ The bad friends ♪

“- We're gonna lose gravity for seven seconds.”

- Wait, really? - Yeah, I did. - Wait, I'm so excited about it. - Have we got enough load? - Yeah, you need gravity to exist. - Set nuts, okay.

- Right, you're gonna float, yeah. - I think I'll be good. - Maybe not poor 'cause you have wings. - Yes. - But, right, no, no.

- No, Earth will not lose gravity. - If the plane is a viral hoax or is raining from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. - Okay, I love how less like a week ago. He's like, you're on TikTok too much.

I'm on TikTok too much. You think the Earth is gonna lose gravity for seven seconds. - For seven seconds, I'm gonna be indoors, just in case. - Just in case, dude, because it's like, I know where I'm gonna be standing, too, in my house,

whereas the lowest roof. - You gotta be on the lowest roof. - A level, right? - Push back. - Right, I have pillows and stuff, so I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I hit the ceiling.

- All right, I'll lay down for a second.

I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka. - Yeah. - Oh, the latest internet conspiracityary. - Apparently Earth would lose gravity for a whole of six seconds.

- That's what you're watching. - This is your family. - 2020. - Apparently, how'd you heard? - To it?

- Of course not. - Oh, it doesn't work that way. - Doesn't work that way. - I know that.

“- I had no idea it didn't work that way.”

- Oh, what I'm saying? - To it? - To it? - I'm saying to you, is that people pray prepared? - Why am I people prepared?

- Because of the fact that you don't know what's gonna happen August 12th. I would hate for you to be in the sky. - You really care about it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- And if you fell down hard, hurt, I'd have to find you. - I'll be on a golf course, I'll fall on you. - Yeah, okay. - You don't have to find your wife, it's a whole thing.

- I have to, he can't turn off.

It's not a machine, there's no power switch.

And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. - He's coming back. - Jesus is coming back. - I talked to him a week ago, he's not coming back. - No, he's going down to the Bahamas.

- Oh, he is. - Jesus. - Jesus, he loves the Bahamas, yeah. - Yeah, okay. - He's got a house down there.

Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there, but he's like, "Hey, Jesus, down in the Bahamas." - Oh, the Bahamas. Oh, it's not this different, Jesus. - Jesus.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's more than one. - Yeah, yeah. - I would hope so. - Well, anyway, I'm preparing you.

I don't want you to die. And there's a lot of things, Cycle Explorer, we talked about that. - That's gone. - I've been eating salad every day.

- I want to talk about five times in a row. - Trying to find out, yeah. - Yes to see, and it's gone. - It's gotta be gone. - Yeah.

- There's no way it's gonna stick around. - Yeah. - And by the way, what?

- I have diarrhea right now.

- Do you really? - My stomach's been killing me. - You ate a salad, I saw that earlier. - I did, I've eaten one hour every day. - I'm testing the waters.

I don't want to go on tour. - Oh, that's what it is. - Oh, get it. - No, no, I want to get on a plane. Actually, I have an stomach ache on a plane is so much fun. - Go to my diet.

- Well, what is it? - Sardines. - You're not still doing this, Sardines. - Yeah, I am. Free hole is.

- Beans? - Yeah, but in a nice, artisan, artisanal beans. - Artisanal free hole is. - That's what I'm talking about, guy.

Right, some kimchi, kind of smoothie. - I do every-- - In a smoothie, they're all mixed together. - Yeah, inside the smoothie, yeah. - Yeah.

- Give it a couple of seconds because the kimchi, you know what I mean, doesn't really grind up.

“- Yeah, but yeah, you should do my diet diet.”

- I don't think so. - Okay. - I was making fun of Moduda, by the way, last night, I don't know if I should call it out. - I don't know what you call things out.

- Well, a bit of shit I call 'em. Let's call 'em to find out. - Who are you finding out? - Marin. - Oh, my God.

Here we go again. - No, this is amazing. Your mind's gonna be blown. He's gonna hate that he's on the show. - I know.

- Jesus Christ, it doesn't ever call me. (laughing) - Hey, you're on bad friends. I need to say something into the show 'cause it got brought up organically.

Can I talk about your new revelation of life? What's going on? What you did last night? - What meat? - Yeah.

- Beef? - He's eating meat. - He's eating meat. - He's eating meat. - I don't know how long the meat thing's gonna last.

You know, it was pretty enjoyable. I don't know if it's great. Do you know what I mean? Like I was eating a plant for three and a half years. I got pretty used to it.

So, what do you eat to meat? - He did it at the comedy store. - Oh, that meat. I know that show. You mean the barbecue?

- Yeah. - It's Bobby there. - I'm right here. - Oh, you have the other guy in the show. - Yeah, yeah, I'm here working.

(laughing) Mark. - I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm right on right now.

- Yeah, you're on right now, guy. - The pot world needs you. The pot world needs you. - We need you, yeah. - Hey, Mark, but you guys,

that was the first time. (laughing) - Which class has you got on today, guys? (laughing) - Oh, my god, he threw the walls.

- Yeah, he can see my gut. You knew I had glasses on. - Here's the deal. I mean, you can talk about it on the hot committed, I am too. But I mean, why is it coming up on your show?

We want to hear about the meat deal.

“We want to hear about the new meat deal.”

- Yeah. - And what's the meat situation going on? Because I didn't know you weren't even eating it. - He hasn't been eating meat for three years. - I didn't eat meat for like three and a half years.

And I just got like bored and angry. - Yeah, you got selling. Your face was so little. I will tell you, there was a collection of comics who all universally said,

Marchman had a really good mood lately. And somebody goes, he's been eating meat. (laughing) - He needed the accurate meat. - He needed the, you liked the juice.

- He liked the juice. - Yeah, you liked the juice. - I just got very bored of what I was eating. And like he didn't really the reason I got into eating plant base was for health reasons and it didn't make me feel

better, it didn't change my blood, my cholesterol or nothing. And I was into it, I'm probably still gonna be mostly eating the way I was eating. But I just wanted to open up to lens a little bit. - Yeah, I get a guy.

- I get a guy. - Yeah, that's right guy. - Mark, are you willing to try? (laughing)

- Do you need a guy thing?

When did that happen? - He does it all the time. - Yeah, I've been doing it lately, yeah. - It's not but it's kind of new. And it's it's like kind of off putting.

(laughing) - I didn't think I said that that dude the other night, I think it was off putting. - It's awesome, yeah. - Mark, Mark, will you try Bobby's diet?

Bobby tell him your diet? - I eat frioles, green beans, black beans, sometimes. And then I eat sardines, yeah? - And kimchi. - That's what he eats during the day, that's it.

- No, no, it's great. - Maybe a horrible day. - Time. And I got sardines stacked up in the cabinet right now, 'cause my original plan was to eat,

you know, lean, grass fed, grass finished beef, every once in a while, and then they have 10 fish. I've got sardines right here, I've got, I got 'em right here. - This wife, what's a brand?

- I got the rust and daughters from New York. - Well, that's a good one here, okay. - I got the fish, fish wife.

“- Yeah, that's what he just said, fish wife, right?”

- All right, yeah, I got two of them. - Yeah, I said that, and, you know. - Okay, Mark, I love you. I love you, Mark, I love you, Mark. - Love you, man.

- I love you, I love you. - I love you, I love you. - Last night. - Last night. - You retired from podcasting, this is enough.

- Enough enough, done, it's done. - Well, you know, last night, it was funny, 'cause you know, we were, you went on stage and did almost the exact thing I did about, you know, Boston Balls on J and Howie and Russell.

It was so funny. - Well, you did what before you? - Mark, I got up there and I said, you know, J and I was been dead for three years. (laughing)

- Yeah, that's what it looks like, yeah. - Yeah, and he just shows up the manifests in the dressing room and then he, I don't know, man. - Why is he into the sky after? - You think he's Ghost Rider?

You think he gets on his motorcycle? - Ghost Rider? (laughing) - Well, let me know if you need anymore. - I love you.

- I love you. - Bye, he's the fucking flag. - No, we were joking around, because the show was like 45, 50 minutes late and I was like, - Is it J?

- What happened? - It's not 'cause of J. - Tell me who? - How we went over, Russell Peters went over. And I said, "A Russell, I go, hey, man."

- Yeah. - Did you not see the light? - You said that. - I turned into Sebastian. - Did you see the light?

- Yeah. - And he goes, no, I thought it was gonna be on the face and the back, I go, it hasn't been on there in 10 fucking years. What you do now, and he let me do it, play music.

- But you tell the sound guy? - Yeah. - Play the music. - But he was doing Russell. - I don't care who's on stage, play the music.

After 20 minutes, play the music, the music, and their big headliners, and their egos get affected. - They do. - And they're like, "What's this music?"

'Cause they never heard it before, right? And then I'm on the side of the stage going, you know what it is? - Get the fuck off! - Get off!

(laughing) - All right, we got shit to do, man. I revert back to childhood, so look. J went a little bit over barely, by the way. How we went way to fuck over.

- Yeah, I was gonna hold him. - And then Russell, and then Russell Peters goes over,

“and I said, "Russ was like, "Why are you yelling at me?”

"We're joking around." But he was like, "Why are you yelling at me?" I go, "Cause you're the last one that got caught." Right? Like, the first kid that broke the window,

the first kid that goes into the mob rob, he doesn't get caught. - Oh, talk about the mob rob. - The mob rob. - Talk about it.

- They do those mob robes, I love them. - Yeah.

'Cause if you're in first, they're never gonna get you.

They get the last couple of stragglers. - Yeah, here we go. - That fuckers. - Call 'em out. - Call 'em out.

- I'm calling 'em out. (phone ringing) (laughs) - He's not gonna pick up. - Yeah, he will.

For you, he will. (phone ringing) - If he doesn't, it's gonna break my heart. (laughing) - Hello?

- Hey, how are you, Bobby? (laughing) - Hang on one second. What? - But you're on bad friends right now.

- No, I'm on, no, I'll be on bad friends. - I'm on, I'm streaming live on TikTok. - I have to ask you a question real quick though, before you go. (laughing)

Okay. Why, why, why'd you go over last night? You're time at the comedy store. - Oh, I'm sorry. - Yeah, why, why do you do this?

- Yup. - Because, you know what it is when, when you're, - Why do you do this behavior? - Me, yeah.

- I know people of everybody there! - No, no. - They loved me.

“- This is Bobby Lee, Bobby, your live on TikTok now.”

- Hang on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. - He's on fucking TikTok. - That's why he's going over. - He's on TikTok all day. - Yeah, he goes over on that too.

- That's the problem is that, that there's so much love

we have for all these guys, you can't even get mad. - Yeah. - You're like, up to that. - I love that. - And then it's gone. But Mark went out with a little bit of vengeance,

'cause he wanted it. It was crazy, like, well, Tiffany went on it, you know, midnight. Tiffany had it. - When I'm like dead last. - She loves that though.

- Well, 'cause she's the queen of the stage. She complimented us on our Shayshay interview. She said it was great. She goes, you earned a lot of black support. Like she was like, you got a lot of black community support.

And I said, really, so do you think more black people will listen to our show? And she said, no, they just like that you did the show. They think you were funny on the show. - Yeah.

- So the black community loves us now. We'll take it. - Good, we'll take it. - 'Cause we got the Filipinos locked up 'cause of you. We got the Asians parts of the show.

- I got 'cause of you. - I got 'cause of you. - It got locked up years ago. - Yeah, yeah, about 10 years ago. - Yeah, but the Asia community still half and half on you.

It's not all of them. - Oh, half of them hate me. - Right, yeah.

- The other half love you.

So we got the whites 'cause of me and Carlos, even though you're not. - I got half of the blacks. - I've got, I have 75% of the black community. - You're maybe six.

- I'm half black, I good. - I'd say we earn more from the black awards. - I'm Tiger Woods. - No, you're definitely not Tiger Woods. - Dude, I'm so Tiger Woods.

- Okay, you're Tiger Woods. - Okay. - You're right. - Precise precision. - Look at how quickly I just was like fine.

- Yeah. - If we get any more of the black vote, it comes from for Carlos. Black people love Carlos. - Oh, we're the other ones. People from Shangrelah. I got those.

- You have two. - Yeah. - We look our YouTube analytics. I bet you we have people. - Shangrelah, dude, I got that.

- You have on Golion. - For sure, Mongolia, the hawks watch me. - They love you. - Yeah. - They do.

- They do. - And sometimes I go out there with my little glove. I bought one.

- Well, you don't, the hawk love.

- Okay. - Yeah. - And it goes on to my, right, again, on the horse. - I know that I'm gonna get this con and I fire, it's the whole thing. - We should buy hawk gloves.

You seem to be in some in a hawk in your backyard. You have hawks by you. - I know I do. - They fly up there all the time. - Yeah, what are the ones that kill the cats?

They're hawks that kill the cats. You guys see one hawks, pretty big. - They love kill. - The eyes, my cats. See if there's hawks that kill cats in LA.

- If you could lose one of the cats, which one would you lose? - I don't, there is no, that's that's that. - Dude, that question is ludicrous. - What if it took it away and it was,

that was the good, it was a beautiful end. It was like, no, no, no, I don't want any, I love my animals all the same. - You have to choose. - You have to choose.

- It's like Fuck Mary Kill. - Oh shit, probably Ming. (laughing) - It's so quick, yeah, yeah, because she's the oldest.

“- That's what I'm saying, it's a peaceful exit.”

- Yeah, it's not a peaceful exit. I tell you that right. - No, it gives her bums terrible. - It gives her back to the earth. - It's a red tail on.

- Is that another hawk? - Oh my God. - Red tailed hawk in Los Angeles, that's what they are. They're swooping around and they're taking your cats.

- Yeah. - Hide your cats. - Hide your kids, hide your cats. - Yeah. - And then I hear the coyote is doing

their little conversations in the woods. - Dude, they are, they love conversations. - They are so great. (laughing) - Oh, I heard what he just said.

He's like, I went to Giotta today. It wasn't as good as it would be. - Yeah, yeah. - That was not my skin. Somebody couldn't find a pair of pants.

(laughing) - Wanna yoke? (laughing) - I ate last night dinner before the show and I ate on the floor.

- Could it be good? - I ate by myself on sunset. I was like, "Oh, for here to go and I said, "to go." And I just sat outside on sunset eating by myself and he's cleaning up like they were gonna close

and he opened the door and he goes, "Are you good?" And I was like, "Oh, I don't, yeah, I'm all good." And he was like, "Okay, I was like he was worried about me." And so I was like, "You know what, "I'm gonna go in there and give him a nice tip."

- Yeah. - He was very nice. - You're a good guy. - Well, you saw me eating alone and I'm thinking he thought, "Is this kind of gonna jump on sunset?"

- All right, can I have a story? - I have my broccoli bowl. - I wasn't gonna tell anybody about it, but I was, you know where Prince Street is. That side street off of the Lanker Shampoo?

- Yeah. - You know that place? - Yeah, we've been. - I don't like your energy. - It's not Lanker Shampoo either.

- Yeah, it's Laurel Canyon. - I don't like your energy either. - Well, just telling you the truth. - Yeah. - So I go up Prince Street Pizza.

- I like both of your energy is, but... - I'm sorry.

“- There's a dick sporting goods there, I think.”

- It's a big five. - Big five. - God, you're bad at stuff. - And it's changing the names for... - Yeah, for effect.

- I just don't want to win a go there. - Okay, well then tell the story. - Yeah, hang out there. Anyway, there was a homeless man that came up to me and he goes, "Can you buy me a tent?"

Did you? So I went to the store with him and he goes, "No, I want to sleep in bag." - I go, "Fuckin' make my mind." - Well, by and both, you can afford both.

- So I got him the most expensive. - Did you really? - Yeah, sleeping bag. - Thank you for that, 'cause now he's on my doorstep. (laughing)

You can't make it up the fucking hill. They sleep on our doorstep. - I got him a pretty good one. - Not that big. - $2,000.

- No, it was sleeping bag? - I didn't do that. - Is that how much they are? - For, like, north face. - I know, I got like a $200.

- Who the fuck is paying two grand for a sleeping bag? - Well, I would if I go win camping. - Not an Everest. - What would $2,000 get you out of it?

- What the stuff? (laughing)

- No, the $200 one is just as good.

- I don't know how to do it. - $2,000, what could be different? Click on it. No, it's a, it's a, it's a, what do you call it? It's a designer.

- Yeah, I want designer. I want bears to go, "Ooh, Gucci." (laughing) - Leave the Asian one alone. He's in north face.

- Yeah. - Yeah, there's nothing. There's no difference. - Yeah. - The level of impossibility to get it back in that bag.

“You should get awarded life points for it.”

- I've never tried that. Is that hard? - You can't get it back in the bag. - Oh, really? - Yeah, it's for a lot of things.

- You can't get it back in the bag. - Like what? - The cat? - Yeah. - Once it's out, it's getting scooped by a red tail hawk.

- Drawstring hood, zip closure, wrist, stop lining. - RIP stop lining? - What is it when they call it when they put the two cats in the, in the throughed over a closed liner? - Meal prep?

- No.

I'm saying, there's a terminology to that.

Do you mean when someone ties shoes together and tells them over five? - Oh, it cats. - The shoes mean someone died there. - Yeah, I think cats mean something.

- There's no single specific term for, let the cat out of the bag is the one I'm telling you. - That has nothing to do with that, that's it. (laughing) - Yeah, that's the term I was talking about.

- You let the cat out of the bag. - It refers to a European, an old German joke about selling cats in bags. People used to sell cats, that's what I meant. - Over the phone?

- Over the phone, why aren't they? - You're crossing your wires today. - Your zips ab zoom in in two different places. - You think big five or a blink of an eye? - I'm fine.

- Okay, I'm sorry, I fucked up. - Thank you. - Let's go to a different direction then. - Let's change. - Yeah, yeah.

- I apologize. - I thought it was a term, but it's not. - Say I'm sorry to fancy, fancy. - Hey, you're fucking up to him. - You're doing it.

You know, there's like when somebody yons and you start yawning. - Yeah, yeah, fancy. - You get me every time. - Yeah.

- How is this going so far, fancy?

- Beautiful. - But it is. - Yeah, you knew he was gonna say that. - Yeah. - He can't say anything else.

Carlos's hair was coming in phenomenon. I told him the other day, it looks good. - It's getting good, it's getting real good. - You look different, too. - I gotta tell you, the energy in this room is so good

without McCone. I'm glad he's gone. - Yeah, I didn't even notice he was gone. - I don't think he's ever gonna come back. - I really did not notice, did I even mention where's McCone?

- Put up that picture of that dumbass, he's sent him off, this is what he's doing, we go, everyone's working hard. - Yeah, they have a phone's in room.

“- Not him, you think you need to put a phone in room?”

- He has the thing, does it reach there? - He's working on Wi-Fi, look at this guy. Look at his face time, look at this Bob. - Yeah. - He faced time from the Coliseum.

- Wow. - He went to go see Odyssey at the Coliseum. - That's great. - You're out and forwarded to an automated voice messaging. - Do a lot of phone calls today.

- Sorry. - No, I like it. - You are a call. - Hold you, he's gone, he's dead, he's gone. - It's gone.

- Yeah, I hope nothing bad happens to him. Also Carlos bring that photo back up. Your face timing with McCone and... - He'll be fine, dude, yeah. - Yeah, I did a mask.

- I was in bed. - That's just my breastplate. - Look at your kids. - Wow. - Did he comment about your kids?

- I see a shadow, beautiful kid. - Why is there a shadow? - Who's in bed with you? - No, I feel a shadow in the other room. - What do you mean?

- There's a shadow there, I don't like it. - The shadow! - The shadow! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's not going about. - Ladies and gentlemen.

- Adam Ray! - Adam Ray! - We got them. - Hi, sweetheart. - Good to see you.

- Yeah. - Adam Ray's here, everybody. Give it up for Adam Ray right now. - Yeah. - Hey, now.

“- Yeah, so, you know, let's clear this up.”

- Adam for what's in for all. - Yeah, right. - Let's squash the beef for what's in for all. - And why did I just, on the drive over I was like, Bobby's going to bring up some sort of Korean beef

right out of the game. - Yeah, I love Korean beef. - Yeah, bulgogi. - And I always do it. - And it's a, it's welcome.

- Welcome to Korea. - Sexual sounding foods. - Bulgogi. - Kimchi. - It sounds hot.

- You used to go to school with him. - Kim, oh, Bill Kimchi. - Bill Kimchi. - But for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for. - No, you did it.

- Bring up a picture of bitch ho. - Okay. - Don't look her up on you. - She wasn't Korean. - She was Vietnamese.

- Oh. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. - Well, it was a high f enough to the, uh, H.O. - Yeah, you're gonna get made fun of.

- Yeah. - It's not fair. - Adam Ray was too easy for Adam Gay. Adam Fatem, penis and tits kid, you know. - You're a fat kid.

- That's right, man, by that. - Yeah. - He's not a fat kid anymore. - More right. - No, he's a fat man.

- No. - No. - You want you guys to get together? You do charlers games. I like it.

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- You've got you better believe it.

- And out, you know, you can put new England Patriots. - And you know why you're voting for them, 'cause you are a Patriot, salute to you, Bobbi Lee. He's a Patriot. - I'm from New England.

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- To survive. - So many good matchups coming up in week one. And I'm also excited for the Bears to take on Carolina. - I'm hoping for your team to win. - Chicago Bears is my pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick,

but I'm not gonna tell you what to pick, you choose. - You choose your own destiny. - Also, your mom lives in Arizona. Arizona is playing here against Los Angeles. - This is a big Raven's fan.

- Well, they're the Cardinals. - Exactly. - Well, that's who she loves the most. - She loves Bird. - Do you take your mom?

- She loves all of them.

- We should fly your mom out here.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause it's Arizona versus the Los Angeles Chargers, no longer the San Diego Chargers, they're up here now. Would you take your mom to that game? And what would you buy her at the game?

- My mom? - One of those fingers. - She loves those fingers. - Yes, yeah. - Bobby's mom loves fingers.

- She's addicted to 'em. - Your mom's bigger and it's-- - Yes, we're gonna do this. - This and a shotgun. - Fork 'em, shotgun.

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you don't have any, I was a fat kid qualities 'cause you're in great shape. - Great shape. - Since I know you. - No, no, no, no.

- When we met, you were skinny dude. - When I was, when we met, I think. And then I definitely fled. - When you opened for me, how would we do? - Good, you were really good.

- Good, good. But then I remember the day when we were in San Diego and I was, you know, I did not dress well. I did not, I did not take any umberage with the fact. I mean, I didn't have any money.

I remember when I got my first check from the heat, Bobby pulled me aside, he goes, "Hey, put that away. Save it, spend it, whatever you do." But, you know, and I know you're all feeling good. Wow, the heat, pretty cool, right?

Yeah, getting some 11, 30 spots in the OR. Wow, feels good, doesn't it? Doesn't it feel good?

“Yeah, that's what, when you, nothing's gonna change.”

(laughing) Back to the grind, baby. And, and, dude, I said that. - And I appreciated it. - Because then we went to San Diego a couple weeks.

- Why would I see that? - 'Cause you're a fucking bully. - No, 'cause you're trying to shoot me straight and be in lightly, you could see me getting ahead. I was getting a bit of a head, I was like,

I'm in a fucking big comedy blockbuster.

And then you heat, yeah, you've never been that way.

- But Bobby made me throw out my jeans. He goes, "We walked into what's your jeans store?" - What you want, South Edge? - APC. - There was one in San Diego that was around the corner

from ACC that we went to. - Maybe a fashion gal? - Fashion gal. - Yeah, I don't make fun of my parents in this at all. (laughing)

- You know, that was a historical fashion gal in San Diego. - I always wish my parents own a store. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not like this, you don't. - Yeah, yeah.

- So you go, I'll buy you new jeans and I go, "Oh, okay." And I didn't know how to say, "No, I was like, yeah, I was like, "I think my jeans are fine." And you're like, "You look like you ordered

"of those off a website that doesn't exist anymore." - Yeah. (laughing) - And they were also too big.

“Now I think at least everyone figures out”

what their legs can handle, tight, too tight. Bobby goes, "I'll get you these jeans "are like $300 jeans." I was buying $16 old Navy jeans. - Oh yeah.

- I'd go down to the Bray improv

“and I'd get that old Navy before after the show”

and be like, "That is got a weekend wardrobe." And then Bobby goes, "Take 'em off right here on the street." So I'm in downtown San Diego, busy gas lamp district, and I'm just dropping trout. - And I bought you a $300 pair of raw denim.

- Yeah. - And we lost it. - No, no, I still-- - Well, I don't want it anymore. - Why don't you wear them in a lot?

- It was 15 years ago. - 15 years ago. - Do you wear anything from 15 years ago? - I do, actually. - Oh, thank you very much.

- Well, I'm gonna ask it. - What do you wear for 15 years? - T-shirts and stuff? I've worked for 15 years. I have some T-shirts that are 15 years old.

- No, you just rest them to look there. - No, no, no, no, I have some. - But they're so brittle now, I can't even wear them. - Right, it's paper. - But I happen to have them still.

- I do have them. - It is funny how, do you think that we went to the thing or not? - Do we, what? - Of the problem that we when I have?

- No, please, you want to get the beef out. - Oh, it's gonna be fine. - Yeah, the Korean beef. - It's a little go-gu time, you segment, so Carlos told you, right, that I said, that I didn't want you on this podcast,

which is not true at all. - Wait a minute, is that what you heard? - I had a raise show on Netflix. You were being lazy about going on. - Oh, oh, that's what it, yeah.

- Yeah, here's what I'm gonna show, no.

- And by the way, I don't wanna say, can I just say that? - Yeah, yeah. - You're sounding defensive. (laughing)

That seems as if it was real. - Yeah, yeah. - One would think this was real. - Yeah, yeah. - Your yelling.

(laughing) - Okay. - Okay. - So what, what, Dick's, explain your side? - What you mean, what side?

- Carlos, give us the set up. - Yeah, Adam has a show on Netflix, call the Adam Ray show. - It's fantastic, because he's watching right now on Netflix. - He knows then and up, and I just wanted to complete

the puzzle with one of my other dear guests. - I guess. - I guess. - But I know. - I know the puzzle piece, but okay. - I think so. - Okay.

- Yeah, you are. - You're a little. - Okay. - It's a puzzle piece, Bob. - But so what did you want me to do?

- He got a puzzle piece. - He got a puzzle piece. - Yeah, he wouldn't poo play over you. - He swapped that, we wouldn't poo play over Lee. - All right, so I apologize.

I don't know, so what did you tell him? - I said he's being a baby about it. - That's not what you said to me. What you said to me is I told Adam Ray that he didn't want to take him on this program.

- No, no. - And that's what you told him.

“And that's what you told me that you told him.”

- No. I told you that it was about the Adam Ray show, not about bad friends. - I don't know. - Oh my God, what do you want?

- I'm out. - I'm out. - I'm out. - Can we please explain your story then we'll hear the rebuttal?

'Cause this is not solving any problems. So what happened? - Adam reached out to me about having Bobby on Netflix's the Adam Ray show. - Correct.

- Different from bad friends. - Correct. - I reached out to Bobby maybe 19 times about it. Every time he said no. - Why are you good?

- Stop, you're not, he's not done. - Guys, 'cause I texted ya three times. - So we reached out to the booker of that. - Stop it. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Stop it. - So I go, who, who has no Bobby? - I know. - Carlos is a control the calendar. So that was a good move.

He said Carlos controls the calendar. - And also I wrote the room I go. I'm gonna stop blowing him up. Clearly either he's not seeing it, but three is a crowd.

- So I greased a crowd. - I did it. - Let me say this. - It sounds to me.

- Can I defend Bobby for a second?

- Yeah, please. - That's me. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - You know what? - It's not a Sunday ago, together.

(laughing) Someone came to us and say, "You guys are into comedy?" - Oh, did you know I had a break? He is really funny.

- Hmm. - And as you might-- - Oh, Bobby took it. - Bobby took it under this. - Bobby took it really well.

- I say, "Oh yeah, he's my body. I loved him so much. He's great."

“- Why do I feel like that's not how it went down?”

- That's how it went down. - He started smoking again. It stressed him out so much. He walked outside and smoked again. Here's what happened.

The server goes, you guys are doing comedy down here. You guys are comedians? They were said, "Yes, don't know who you are. Have you guys heard of Adam Ray? He's funny."

- She's-- - That's exactly what the-- - And Bobby said-- - And I went into my heart. - We do know him.

- Yeah. - That's what he did. - We do know him. - And you guys, "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we do know him." And you know that he stopped doing his podcast,

but we started one and it's the biggest show in the world. (laughing) - So, yeah. - I said, "Yes, he's one of our best friends and Bobby goes, you know, is Adam Ray and it doesn't know who we are."

- I did not do that! - What do you do? - He said, "Adam is my boy." - No, you're not. - You're not. - But I did!

- That's a title of the book. - That's a title of the book. - That's a title of the book. - You are a fucking liar. - That's a title of the book.

- He's a fucking liar. - Bobby is the boy who cried wolf.

- No, I've never cried wolf.

I've never done anything of this such, such a sort. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm out. - 19 text later, what ended up happening? - 19 text later, I decide I'm not gonna lie like I always do.

(laughing) This is Adam, we've known him for 20 years. So I just gave him straight truth. - Straight truth. - Because I thought he can handle the truth.

- He can. - I couldn't. - I couldn't. - He is one good man. - He's one good man.

- That Bobby could handle that. Adam could handle the truth. Like I thought that everyone could handle. - You're not as my representative. - I'm not representative.

- I'm not representative. - I'm not representative. - I don't make 10% so... - Burn. - I said don't go through him then.

So go through Melanie. - Go through Abby? - Melanie.

- Am I assistant. - Great. - You have a number?

- I have to have Abby's email.

“- You have to be for sure, maybe not the right date, but she'll...”

- That is a fact. - It's a fact. - Who is it, Melanie? - Melanie. - Yeah.

- But Abby's still your manager, right? - Yeah, but she doesn't do my booking. - I remember when I used to reach out to Abby for dates and then she'd be like, oh, sorry, Bobby's bringing Dean on these. And then I ran into, I guess, I don't know if you have to put the same out for whatever.

- No. - So no, I don't think. But then Dean and I talked to the commissioner because it's when it's right at the turn of when I stop opening you for and I walked up to the Bellut or the... the commissioner parking lot, which you know well, and hopefully, but let's call back to the

car thing. - I got it. - And so, when you crash into Rick's phone, it's staggering. - He's the man. - But so, so Dean goes, Bobby goes, hey, Adam he goes, you want to talk to your friend

Dean here and I go, I need you to be green on your face because you were like, this is awesome. Like the openers fighting over there, feature time for you. - And then we'll point in life. - Totally.

- And he goes, Bobby goes, Bobby goes, hey, Adam he goes, hey, cool guy, Dean's trying to take your road gigs. And I go, what? And he goes, oh yeah, man, you're like Universal Studios.

You got plenty of money coming in.

- Yeah. - Because you got that Wolverine cash. He goes, I'm struggling. I go like, dude, I need the road work to do. And he was like, and you were like, hey, he's trying to tell you that he, he should

come to San Jose Phoenix, whatever. And that was shortly after that, that was the end. - That was the end of it. - Yeah. Are you enjoying the road now?

- You know, I'll tell you this. - I'm so excited to see all these Bobby Lee Day, dude. - Yeah. - You aren't enjoying it. - I'm enjoying it.

I know it goes on to November, and then my perspective comes out. - And then we'll take a little breaky break. - Yeah.

“- You know what I did today, all day, was I woke up, right?”

And I had next to my girlfriend, who went to the pool, right? And we did a lot of ass and grab in the pool. - Yeah. - Yeah, I mean, I don't mermaid. - Grab out.

- You're a pirate. - Oh, so it's roleplayed the pool. Is it a public pool? - It's my pool. - Awesome.

- That's public. - Yeah, yeah. - You are that generous. - I'm very generous. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - And you come around the back. - Yeah, no diarrhea. - And I realized, and I'm eating better, so I realized, if I can just maintain this lifestyle, that's it.

- You're just coasting into the sunset. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That's all of it. - That is.

- What haven't you been doing that? (laughing) What the fuck are you talking? You act as if this was like a rarity, like woke up late and hung out all day.

That's all you fucking do. - I know, but every time it happens, I go, this is what I want. - Well, good, it's working. - Yeah.

- Don't change your thing, kid. - Yeah, I'm just telling you that it could be your future. - Yeah, I can't wait, yeah. - It does seem, there are though, but every time I feel like maybe just shutting it down

for a minute, but then you look at guys, I mean, Rickles went till the end, right? There's certain people that I think it all of us. There's no, there's no you get to 60 and you're just like, I did it, right?

- I think there is. - Maybe? - Yeah, I think we're, yeah. - You mean in 60 years? - Yeah.

- 60 years. - It's shut five years. - Five, he's 55 this year. - Five years. - 55 and like a couple in tune.

- Like how old are you now, 44? - Yeah, it's like, it's happening. - Yeah, it's happening, it's wild. I mean, I coughed in my back or today. - Yeah.

- That's, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's really cough so hard, and then I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to make the podcast. But I've done this before, see this right here. - Yeah.

- This hurts. - That's how old I am. - Yikes. - Ow. - Should you be like that guy, that monk that fell in the arm

above his arm was head for like 50 years. Do you know what this guy? - I could do it for the rest of the podcast. - Look at this, yeah.

The monk you could never, a monk or a hearty,

a Mar-Baharty 50 years. 1973 has not lowered it for 50 years. - Wow. - Look at his, do you just pull, where did you hear this, and why did you absorb it and go?

So I'm gonna bring this up. - Yeah, I know why I know about August 12, but you don't, but now I'm hearing this and this. - August 12's in real, this is real. - No, that's not a campy real.

- 100% this is real. - 50 years? - Yeah. - Yeah, look at his fucking arm. - That's not a crew, that's the same guy, that's like one

of these before and after cream commercials. Like that's not the same guy, you know, these are different, oh, look at him, smoke and smoke. - That's why he smoked so much pot, he just forgot that.

- Look at the finger. - Just zoom it on the fingers. - He needs a fucking manicured head. - Yeah, that's why. - Look at that, look at the black nail.

- He's getting fingered by that guy. - Oh, that's the move on. - Ladies. - Ladies. - Yeah, this guy held it for 50.

How did I hear about this? I listen to these podcasts, these like weird intricate podcasts, my wife gives me. And it's all got these weird little quirky stories in it.

- What about this? - It's one of 'em. - Self-help or just like MPR, like world, a human interest stories. - Yeah, human interest stories.

- About the patience and the display of his beliefs and all this stuff and what lengths people go to to carry out their truth, right? Like, like, pitting your openers against one another. Someone's truth.

(laughing) Someone's truth, you know? - Yeah, you can find the truth on that. - Wait, Aida and I were talking about, you know, there's black don't crack.

What is the Asian version? - Yeah, we couldn't. - Don't raise it. - Asian, don't raise it. - Yeah, that's right.

“- Is that the only, that's just, that's what it is.”

- Well, I'm not the present of Asia. You don't have to ask them. - Yellow is mellow. - Yellow is mellow.

- No, that's mellow, that's mellow.

Or that was mellow mellow. - Yellow, mellow, mellow, mellow. - We're a very mellow. Look at me. - Yeah.

(laughing) - I'm not mellow? - You can be. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Am I mellow right now?

- For five seconds ago, you weren't. But there are times, I can go yellow, mellow. - You go, you do go yellow, mellow. - Yeah, yeah. - And white, what a plight.

(laughing) - Is that all right? - White, what a plight.

“I think, at, at, at, at, at, at, at, at.”

- White, it's gonna be all right. - It's gonna be all right. - Yeah. - Yeah. - When you see me at 60s is when you're gonna see

the deterioration of my body. - And it's not true. - I think we saw it. (laughing) - But wait, you mean like, full beard, like,

yeah, you're gonna go, oh, he's now in the, you're gonna be Pat Marita. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You'll turn into Pat Marita. - Because Pat age very gracefully, I think you'll do it the same.

- But he had alcoholism. - Well, you're an addict. - I know, but I don't, I'm not an activist. - But he wasn't active when he was on his end. - Oh, yeah, he was.

- Oh, he was? - Yeah, he was. - He drank up the end. - He drank till the end. - Yeah, he drank till the end.

- How old did Pat Marita live until? - I'm gonna, I'm gonna guess, 77. - 86. - 86. - He's got a big end to his 80s.

- Wow, look, it's said Patrick's Waysie first.

- That's awesome. - And wake up Pat Marita. - Alcoholism. - Credit kidding, happy days. Only two things he's known for.

- Right. - What else do you need? - I mean, Karate Kid, look, Battle severe lifelong struggle with alcoholism began during his childhood,

ultimately contributed to his death, 73 years old, in 2005.

“Most of his old life while concealing the heavy toll”

that took on his personal relationships and also his career. Well, I gotta tell you, big fan. - But does it say that he had alcoholism or no? - It did, that's what I just said.

- Okay. - Yeah, it started as a child. - That 12, he started drinking a 12. - Yeah. - Wow.

- Riddle me this Bob, if you got approached by, I don't know, Christopher Nolan, and there's probably a director that, yes, first, okay. That example, Ben Schwartz. - Yeah.

- No. - Okay. - You don't even know what it is. I don't even know what in the Pat Marita's story. And your playing Pat.

- It's too difficult overall, I think. - You think, I think you could do it. - And what way would it be difficult? - Yeah. I didn't film him. (laughing)

- Good. - Bob, he would kill Silent film. - That I would get so funny. (laughing) - Climbing a rope, you know, if they caught him,

oh no, it's a surprise, he's doing a kid's party. He's running away. He's being chased out of the kid, they got him. - I forgot my car. - When my car.

- Oh he is nice kids. - Look, look, look, look, look, look. - Oh my, suck off his fucking orange Julius. - Hey, fuck you, kid. - Stabbing man, cutting his throat.

- Yeah. - And then squeezing to the milk and put cool whip all over. - Yeah. - Perfect. (laughing)

- Can we get another suggestion from the audience? (laughing) - We are next night. - I can be a nice guy. - Can I be a nice guy?

- Yeah, be a nice guy. Pickin' up a box, takein' out drinks, serving drinks. - Think he's at a movie theater by himself. - Look at his touch again. (laughing)

I always like that. (laughing)

- Even it always goes back.

- That's my go-to. - That's my go-to. - Yeah, yeah. - Why wouldn't you do the pan-Marie to start? I think that's a, you really could.

- 'Cause, 'cause, 'cause you come from an addiction. So you could, okay, they're never gonna give it to me.

“- A stop this blue house, who would get it above you?”

- Ronnie Chan. - Ronnie Chan, yeah, all those guys would be getting it before me. - Jimmy, oh yeah. - Jimmy, we can keep goin' there's so many.

- Yeah. - So many talented Asian guys right now. I mean, the Koreans are killing it in film and they would find any good color. - Yeah.

- They'd be hard to compete. - But don't you know all the guys? - No, right, all the film, I do, I do. - I do. - I mean, I had a call, a text, maybe a year ago,

from a guy that's doing very well and he goes, - John Chu. - You wanna do something, I go. - Spacey called 'em. - But it never happened. - He sees back by the way.

- He's never happened. - He's never happened. - No. - But that happens all the time. - That's the hat's Hollywood, baby. - Welcome to the real world.

- Hey, you gotta call and it didn't pan out. - Grab a number. - I know. - You know what I'm gonna use to the denial. - Yeah, I should have the fuck use.

- You're cruising at the highest altitude right now. - You're a rock and ship that is full of fuel, baby. - Yeah, you're on a con court. I'm gonna fuck it down. - I've got to work.

- I've got to be honest. - I have to stay below altitude. (laughs) - You're on a fucking flying jet around the world. - How many different chapters, huh?

- This guy, he's worried. - I've had so many chapters. - What's your favorite chapter? - This is the final one. - Awesome.

This final one is already the best chapter. - This isn't the final chapter for you. - It could be. - Happy log. - This is the epilogue, you think? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'll tell ya, I'm gonna say something cheesy. - I'll bring it on. - But I was in bed with my girlfriend. - What are you listening to? - In my mind?

- No, I can though. - What's playing? - On go, Bunga. - On go, Bunga. - It's always on.

- It's on. - And as you don't seem like it just, we're gonna listen to each other breathe, type guy. - Yeah, also, not just on go, Bunga. I have weird science playing in the back.

(laughing) - It's the movie. - Weird science. (laughing) - Fubble.

- I'll only have sex with my wife with comics unleashed on in the back. - Yeah, yeah. - I have to. - That's because.

- So, how do you like the fuck? (laughing) - Oh, true. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bobby's been taking Bluetooth since I know him.

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- But you guys were laying there. - Yeah, and I memorized her like the twinkle in a row.

“Yeah, and just our faces, you know what I'm touching?”

- Wow. - You know, get you. - No, no, no. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - So close, we were so close.

- We were so close. - We couldn't get that. - By the way, I'm the casting director for the Padme to story. - Thank you so much. (laughing) - We got that good, not good?

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- You never met him, I met him, he was a smart, he was a smart.

- You guys never met him, you know how you didn't do that. - He could have, he could have, he had to. - Those types of things too, in auditions, right? You always hear about those guys that did the wacky shit. My mom used to read so many of those stories of like,

you know, Vingraems took his cat hat or something like, like crazy or Henry Winkler did a tap dance

but he started his character, did it.

Just all these weird little like, go above and beyond, step outside the box. - Yeah. - And then they got tired of that. - Yeah.

- And they were like, that's inside of the box. - You stand in the box, do the stuff. - What's his name, TJ Miller, about a bear

“to the yogi barrel, yogi barrel, that's how he got it.”

- Well, for Bruno, I auditioned, and I was wearing short, like, jean shorts. - Yeah. - And I pull a testicle out, and I came in that way. - Yeah.

- Yeah, because it was Sasha, that's so funny. - And I came, the reason why I got the dictator is because he felt bad that I didn't get the Bruno. - Awesome. - Yeah.

- No, because Bruno would have been harder, I think. - Dick Taylor was pretty great. - It doesn't matter, it was great either way. - You're in a state. - It's my story.

(laughing) - It's my story. - Yeah. - What do you care more about? Making it to the world, or making being--

- Well, let's define the definition of by your peers. - You know, I think I have a combination of both to be honest with you. - You do. - Yeah.

- It's 90, 10, though, for Bob. - It's 90% peers. - 90% peers, 10% world. - Yeah. - Do you think so?

- Yeah. - I think so. - And that 10% of the world doesn't like you that much. - Yeah. - So it's really--

- They love you.

“- So I don't like to pull back and forth back and forth.”

- Welcome to Hollywood. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like to be real about things. - Okay, be real. Yeah, you like to be real.

You're sucking your tits for seconds. (laughing) - Shut the fuck up. (laughing) I like to be real.

Cut back. (laughing) - I like to be real about stuff. - Okay, my bad.

- No, here's what it really is.

He cares as much about the fan adoration as he does about the respect of his peers. - It's a 50/50 split is true. - Yeah, yeah. - It is, I think you do.

You care way more about that. - Yeah. - Wait, you started to mary about the community, what do you mean? - We talked about-- - No, we've talked about it about the story.

- About people going over their time and the story, we called out some people. - Oh man, I could talk about that for days. - It's gotten out of control. - Who we talking about?

- Well, last night, Jay, how we Mandel and Russell Peters, we called Mark to talk about it. And then he called-- - How we Mandel? - How we Mandel to talk about it now.

- Well, how we admitted it. It was funny show, right? Yeah, it was, Jay, so they give me-- I get the call from Greg, right? Yeah. - Greg calls me up, and I need to go guy, he's a good guy.

And so we called me up and I go, he goes, "Hey, we don't call, we find him. We find the comics going like, "Oh yeah, we're going to come with that. "Yeah, I don't want to get out of my thing, Dave." And I go, "Hey, we're going to be there, right?"

He goes, "Hey, I don't want to be there." And I go, "I like to do 20 minutes." - I like to do 20 minutes. - Well, yeah, we all know that 20 minutes. - Oh, no, that's why you get there in the fight. You don't see any people right in the tilt of the-- oh, not bad. Why do you wake up over here? It's so bad. He's doing such a good job and you're just killing it.

- I'm trying to learn how to do it and press it. - It's fucking you, man. It's so bad. - Yeah, I'm trying to learn. - Okay, do it, go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Learn, go. - I'm in came-well. - Relax, not bad.

“- Yeah, I think that's how we do this. - Jay, right now.”

- Jay, right now. - Jay, right now. That's a mad TV. - You're so so Jay, I'm really ready. - You know, I lose confidence because of you. - Good. You have lose confidence. - You have two fucking much. - No, I don't-- you have up here all the time. - Yeah. - That's how you walk around. - It's just you.

- Yeah. - It's a little weird. - It's a little weird. - Oh, everything. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's your two-confidence. - Okay. - You, he does Jay Leno. You don't do it. - I want to hang on. - Okay. (laughing)

- You imagine if he does fucking Peter out on his own chair like that. Yeah, yeah. - That's so funny. - Do another one. I can do any person you do. - Okay, anything Adam could do, you can do. - I'd let you know. - He's a fun game. - Dude, Tony Danza. - Hey, Bobby Lee, you know. - Yeah, yeah.

(laughing) - Come on, welcome to the show, Tony Danza. - Hey, the Tony Danza. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Hey, Tony Danza. - And do a little come over here. - Come over here. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, man. - Rudy.

- No, that's a different story. (laughing) - He's doing-- - He's doing Tony Danza. - Yeah, he's doing Tony Danza. - He's doing Tony Danza. - He's doing Tony Danza. - Yeah, he's doing Tony Danza. - He's doing Tony Danza. - He's doing Tony Danza.

- He's doing Tony Danza. - He's doing Tony Danza. - They all sound the same. - They're putting in the putty pump. (laughing) - We have about this. Can you do master splinter from Ninja Turtles?

- Do that one down. - That's right, I'll try. - That's for you. - That you don't come to do it. - Bobby. - Yes, Bobby. - Yes. - I said, Tony's going to be the fifth Ninja Turtles.

But we couldn't find enough ooze to make you funnier. - Okay. - What up? So what am I? - You are one of Super Shredders.

- I'm Super Shredder. (laughing) - How did you make it, Asia? You made it more Asian somehow. - He was going there.

- I had to feed him to it. - Splinter Asian? - Splinter was the Asian. He was in a rat room, right? - Yeah, he was Asian. - Yeah.

- Splinter, karate rat. - That's Asian dude. - God of me. - God of me. - Yeah.

- You know, does the voice of splinter? - Ooh. - All the time, God who does the voice of Elmo. Kevin Clash. - I know Kevin Clash.

- She's the rock documentary?

- Yes, there's incredible.

- Incredible. - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. - You know, finding an emo. - Yeah, he was all about it.

- Elmo started an evil band. (laughing) - That's some 41. - Yeah. - He started an emo band.

- emo Elmo. - Wait, if it's Elmo following around. - I go for it. And he doesn't love me anymore. (laughing)

- Yeah, that's Kevin. He also did splinter. - Yeah. - Wow. - Kevin Clash's very talented.

- It sounded. - Came from Baltimore? - Did not know that. - Did he not?

- I don't know. - How do you know that?

- That's how the documentary.

- Oh, right. - It's so good that documentary. - What can you do with Joe Biden?

“- He doesn't be challenging, but you have to do it first.”

- Bobby. - Hey, hey. - Why? - Bobby. - I'm here.

- We're doing it, come on. - Yeah. - I don't mind a menstruation. - Wait a minute. - Why don't we?

- But I'm a permanent. - You know, I don't know if it's your physical features, but you've made all of these Asian even if they aren't. - Well, then forget it. I don't have any support from you ever creatively.

- When it comes to impressions, yeah. - Yeah. - All right, well then, I can say. - Let's hear. - Hello.

(laughing) - Can you say something about what? - That was just me warming up. - Okay. (laughing)

- Oh my god, you're on the voice. - Hit one side. (laughing) - Guys, I was warming it all a little. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - I love. - Go.

- Go ahead. ♪ Somewhere over the rainbow ♪ - Oh yeah. (laughing) - Right to tits.

- All right. - They can't love the tits. - He did grow up in Baltimore, Maryland, shot at the Kevin Clash. - Yeah.

- Sesame Street, I would love to know what the residuals look like for fucking Elmo. - Well, he's the executive producer of... - Can you imagine? - Of Sesame Street.

- It's gotta be the most sold doll in Sesame Street history. - What do you know, the story behind it, right? Is Elmo was a thing before, right? And they kept passing the doll around. - Oh, yes, yes.

- And then one guy threw it at Kevin Clash, and Kevin was a young, you know, black puppeteer. - Yeah. - And he was like, you're giving this? I don't know what to do with it.

And he went home and he kind of, 'cause you still have a gritty voice. - Yes. - Yeah, I'm so proud of that. - Like a grout, like Oscar the Groutster.

- Oscar the Groutster, I'm a character. And he goes, I love that you know. - The foundation of Elmo is gonna be love. - Innocence, yeah, in love. - And pure innocence.

- Yeah. - And he approached it from that direction, and he created the voice. - That's pretty beautiful. - Yeah, that's a nice show.

- Remember we went and saw the Mr. Rogers movie and both cried, but we were four seats apart. - Why would we be four seats apart? - I don't know. - Did egg five, four seats?

- Yeah, you like your space. - Yeah, yeah. (laughing) - It's like, you treat movies like Majiano's. - Yeah.

- You get a little extra space. - I do. - Yeah. - You sit over there. - I got all these.

- Is that what happened? - Yeah, well, we both cried, I remember. - We did have a separation. - Like maybe one or two.

“- Okay, but I think it's 'cause there was no one in this.”

- Okay, good. - Yeah, yeah. You were like, you're crying, right, and I was like, oh yeah. (laughing) - Yeah, it was the documentary, right? - Can we cry together?

- Yeah, it's so beautiful. - You don't cry at movies, do you? So let's move you, cried in. - Oh, I know what? - I know, we already saw it.

- Hot to kill here. - Hell, Mary, I cried pretty hard at it. - I cried a lot at everything everywhere, all at once. - Oh, yeah. - I cried about five times in that fucking life.

- No, it was a great movie. And then I cried, I cried probably the hardest that I've cried. - I know what. - What? - The rental movie.

- Huh, family, rental family, with... - Benefragile. - Benefragile, that's a bar member. - Balled. - Yeah.

- It was so fucking, do you ever see that? It was so fucking good, so underrated.

It's an incredible story.

Benefragile puts this actor who moves into Japan to try to reinvigorate his career 'cause he can't get working at LA anymore. And then he finds like a job, which is him being a rental friend, basically.

And they rent you out for a companionship. And this connection, and this, it dude, it's, it's, it's got absolutely stunning. - That's great. - One of the best cries I've ever had,

one of the best like heartwarming film. I also cried. - Erna's goes to jail. - Balled. - No, camp.

- All the... - All the earnest movies I grew up with. - Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. - Jim Varney.

- No, what were you gonna say? - Genius. - Jim Varney was a fucking G&D was. - Yeah. - What, characters that get to make films like Ace Ventura,

“like characters that you really believed were human beings?”

- Yeah, yeah. - I don't know if that's ever gonna happen again. - What's a bunch of those movies? - Oh, I, I wonder the book. - 70 grand.

- I used to memorize Ace Ventura, sit like long paragraph, pieces of dialogue, and recite the friends on the bus. - Oh, dude. - Oh, dude.

- I fucking loved that movie.

- 3.5 million, and it grows in the 23 million.

- And it's in the 80s, but... - 23 million. - In the 80s. - Yeah. - So that's like 60 million, how?

- What did he go for that? - Not a lot. I don't imagine they paid him a lot. Back then, they probably didn't get anything up front. He probably got all this money on the back and sales.

- Yeah, but that did a lot. - VHL, yeah, that's saying that. But I'm saying, before the film, he probably got, I don't know, maybe 200 grand or something like that. - 'Cause who else did like 100 grand?

- Like, who else created character to where it was just like, now he's going to camp, and he's going to Alaska, then he's going to the bunny ranch, then he's going to fucking, you know, wild waves, and he's just so good.

- He just went to every place, and it was like, just drop the guy, and it's fish out of water, right? - Yeah, fish out, yeah. - That's crazy. - That's think of some of the in space,

we did do it, they probably did space. - Furnace goes to space, yeah.

- No, they did muppets in space. - Muppets in space. - They did a poll of 13. - I'm talking about Ernest. - Oh, gosh, yeah.

- Okay, I'm talking about fucking Ernest right now. - Oh, it's kind of a human muppet. - Okay, so. - It's so funny, he was in a play. - Hey, vurnace out of space.

- Hey, vurnace out of space, they did go to our space.

- Ernest goes to space, never produces a feature length, although an outer space themed episode aired during the characters in 1988 Saturday morning television series.

- Hey, vurn, it's Ernest. - Wow. - Wow.

“- Ernest P. Warl, when did he die, he died, when did he die?”

- Not too long ago, I'm gonna say 2004. - I'm gonna go 7. - Oh, it's 7. - Oh, I forgot him. - 8, 2000.

- 2000, wow. - Hey, go back to that real fast. - Oh, no, is this 50? - Yeah, this is an exploration, he smoked a lot. - You hear from that voice, man, he heard his fucking, yeah, man.

- Now, is this, was this a clever writing, if you zoom in on his name as Ernest P. Warl? So Ernest, when someone is Ernest, and Warl is that a play on worry, or warrior, or worrying, he was like an Ernest warrior, warrior. - What the dead sea scrolls, what are you doing? (laughing)

- You don't think many times they're trying to interject that into the film? - I don't think it leaves when I'm out. - Why, why Ernest? - I think they write in a minute. - Have you ever heard Ernest before his name?

They don't throw that into many scripts. - Ernest, what are you getting so aggressive from me for? - You came at me, bitch, you said this isn't the Dead Sea Scrolls. - Oh, fucking, start with me. (laughing)

- This space movie was unmayed, some fans think a rocket man may have been.

- Oh, that, by Harland, our boy. - Yeah, yeah. - Such a good fucking movie. - Yeah, that's so good. - The reason I bring this up is 'cause I read an article one time

that went in the depths of Truman, of the Truman Show, and the meaning was true man, every man. He was supposed to represent every man on earth. - Oh, that's deep.

“- And how he was representative, we all feel trapped”

in a part of something else, and we're all trying to find the real us as life goes on. And most of the time, it's right in front of your face. - You're doing facial stuff, huh? (laughing)

I see your face you're doing facials. Like getting facials? - You're getting some deep facial work, your skin, it's almost perfect. - No, I shaved yesterday.

- You know, there's something rosy about your face. It's very healthy. - Well, you're gonna be a dad soon. - Okay, that's it. - Yeah, are you kidding?

- Are you gonna announce that? - Yeah, oh, you've talked about it. - Maybe girl. - Yeah.

- I don't know if you talked about it on Pods or anything like that.

- No? - Dude, there we go. - You do do this. - Yeah, I will find out who the father is in like six weeks. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Can I tell you? - I think I know. - Yeah, Mark Maren. - Dean Del Rey. - Oh, yeah, dude, pay back.

- You can say no, say. (laughing) - You're a wife. - You know, I love that club. - She loves motorcycle.

- Oh, sorry. - I'm terrified, I'm terrified, but I'm excited, yeah. But I think it'll be good. - I'm gonna be silly, I'm gonna be patient, I'm gonna be all about it, but I don't know.

Who knows, you know? - We know. - I know. - It's gonna be awesome. - You're gonna be, you're gonna be twice if not three times

the father that undresses. (laughing) - That's a fact, yeah. - That's not too much though. (laughing)

- Yeah, he's got a beautiful daughter. - Wow. - Such a sweet little thing. - And she's bilingual, she's bilingual, and so she'll, he gets mad because she'll answer,

she hears in Spanish, but answers in English. And so they're trying to curb that. - Wow. - And what did she say? Will you do the thing you wanna talk about?

Give me cry. - She loves this. - Did make, here, you wanna make me cry right now? Tell them what you told me off the air about her. - That's what's Bobby doing here. And I say, well, he has a headache.

What's under doing here? - She's so cute. - She's wanting to know what we're up to. - How is she? - She's three.

- And she hears us in the background at their house. So she'll go, that's Bobby, that's Bobby with Andrew. Andrew's mad at Bobby again.

“- That's what she says in the living room.”

- Wow. - Yeah, she gets to be part of my mental health. - So what do I have at my house? - Sorry, I have to bring this for kids over. - I'll call you, bring this for her son over.

- Wow. - We have a little pool party. - Now you're invited, Saturday's at nine. - Now you're invited. - Now that the kid, you have a kid, yeah.

- Don't bring a cat 'cause there's red tail hawks in the B.A. (laughing) - Like, got it, they're really? - Yeah. - Yeah, I don't bring your cat.

- You don't have a cat? - No. - Because I have a dog. - Two dogs, I had gotta tackle my sister's cat when I was in eighth grade, and that's solidified.

- Me, cats, no, it's called a con. (laughing) - That's the bugging dog. - When you get hit step by a cat, yeah, it's the worst. - 'Cause they click before to let you know.

- Yep. - Yep, and then it just hopped, by the way, I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup. Oh, this story gets good, actually. I forgot that it's what happened.

I'm sitting there eating a cup of soup. Buy myself, mom's outwork, and sister's out smoking, or whatever, getting fingin'. And I'm sitting there, and I'm eating my cup of soup. - You're eating fingered?

- She had a wild. - Oh, okay. - A couple years ago. - Now she's great. Now she's great.

Still getting fingered. - Oh, yeah, by dirt day. Like, my white wear, my brother-in-law. And so I'm eating, I'm just having fun. - I had fun in it.

- Shout out. - Check out his music, just look up dirt day. So I'm eating the cup of soup. - Don't. - And I'm watching.

I'm watching. I'm watching. Say it by the bell, the college years, most likely. And I hear. And I look over like that, and I'm sitting there,

and I'm like, mid-byte, and it's fresh. I've taken maybe two bites, it's so hot.

There's, it's in my lap, so I put my hand up, 'cause I'm like, I gotta stop saying, boom, spilled. - I mean, soup cock. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

- Soup all on Fox, yeah. - Hold on. - Show 'em a kick. - Show 'em a kick.

- Spilled, I don't want to say third degree burns,

but I mean, it was bad for at least probably three days. And then cat, so now he's a cat, so spilled, and then the cat's on me, clawing. - Oh, okay.

“And then, you know, the worst thing is my sister,”

you know, gets home, and I'm telling you what happened, and she's like, no way, he wouldn't do that. And I'm like, fuck up, I had cams. - Let me ask you a question. - Yeah.

- Let's say I work for National J. Perfect. - Imagine. - Imagine if you do that, oh my God, I would love you directing. - Bobby, can't keep turning articles about poop. We're gonna have to get something else.

- Bobby's looking over at all the, at all the, after can we be like, "Well, I have a tiger sanctuary, actually. I changed it." - I got, can you imagine?

- Go on. - Right, and I raise cobs to tigers. - Yeah. - Go out and sleep in the sanctuary with the tiger. They know me, right?

But you come over. - Yeah. - Would you go into the cage? - No.

- Exactly, so why would you, you know,

eat soup around a fucking free cat? - Wait. - Oh, it takes perfect time. - Wait. What the fuck are you, wait, what?

When is an eating soup in front of a cat, been an issue? - It's an old, it's an old, yeah, you look it up. You cannot supposed to eat soup in front of cats. - Yeah.

- Like showing red to a bull. - Yeah, this is a real thing. - Once you let the cat out of the bag, this can't eat soup, I don't know. You can eat soup in front of your cat,

“but you must keep the bull completely out of the reach.”

- Yeah, you didn't do that. - You didn't do that. That was your fault. - That's your fault, that's your fault. Out of reach.

- But not because it's gonna attack you, because Matt, Matt, I mean, it's an atom. - It's our show. - Internet. - Internet says what it says, what it says.

- Can cats eat chicken a little soup? And was it chicken? Was it Campbell's chunky? - Yeah. - It was cup of soup.

- Cup of soup. - Okay, my Campbell's no less. - They did cup of soup? - They did cup of soup. - So go back, look at this stop right there, right there, go in.

No, go back, my friend, you were there. So zoom in, garlic and onions, these belong to the alien plant family and destroy a cat's destroy the screen to cutting out. Destroy a cat's red blood cells, severe anemia.

So it was threatened by you. So you were eating something that was gonna hurt it. So it saw you as a-- - Now looking back-- - I'm team cat.

- This awesome. - I'm team cat over team Matt. - Oh, good, good, good, but looking back, I might have eggs, the cat on because I was like-- - Oh, see, you call back to my face.

So I did, there might have been a little bit of encouragement on my part. - You can't egg. - War at the violence. - Yeah, okay.

- You can't egg. - You know, I raised my cats and I know my cats. - Do you raise them or do they just-- - No, I have three cats, I raised them as they were the kittens. - He did, he breastfed him.

- Did you really? - Yeah. - And it hurt so bad, and no milk comes out of here too. - Yeah, yeah. - That's by the way, I'm a man. - Oh, I've read your blogs.

- You zoo comes out of there. - Yeah, you see. - They fuck. - Oh, right, right, right. - All right.

- Oh, you sound like a cat. - All right. (laughing) - I'm saying, is if I had to sink a lion, sanctuary, you wouldn't go into the cat.

- No, no, no. - No, of course not.

“- Because you should be mindful and be aware of your surroundings.”

- Oh, I get fired up when I see kids tap it on the protective shield of the zoo. - Yeah. - I almost want those gorillas to break it down and do the rat. - I'll go one step further, shut down the zoos.

- Yeah, don't need 'em. - Yeah, you really see world, especially. - Shut that the fuck down. - How is that still going? - I mean. - I don't know, but San Diego is home to see world and the biggest, most popular zoo in the area.

- You see blackfish guy? - Why don't see color? - But I have, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I have regular fish. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The documentary, blackhead. - It's a whitefish,

do you want blackfish? - You ever see this dog? - Tonight we have a whitefish sashimi in blackface. (laughing) - Mm, good, is that new style?

The new style. (laughing) - Okay, that's crazy. - Blackfish is white. - Blackfish is white. - Chili's is really extreme.

- Do you ever see this in the documentary? - What I'm saying? - It's so fucking cool. - It's unbelievable. - I saw this. - Yeah, it's so heartbreaking. - It's traumatizing.

- When a mother can't get a hold of his kid. - When they get separated, you-- - When he-- (laughing) - We went on the tour and you have this, you know,

I was a tour guide at Universal Studios, and so I'm already on the aesthetic. Of course, I'm already a pathetic to the tour guide people, 'cause I'm like, it's such a tough job, 'cause you're delayed, you're backed up, but in the zoo,

this guy is called attention to animals that 87% of the time are like, "I'm gonna fucking take an app." - Yeah, I'm tired. - Inside the-- - Yeah, yeah.

- So this kid couldn't have been older than 24. We're going around, you could tell it's like, fourth or fifth day, and he's like, "Guys, my name is Brian, and welcome to the San Diego "Wild Animal Kingdom Tour."

Who's ready to see some creatures? - We're going around, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're going to he's like, "If you guys, oh my God,

"we're going to, our first stop is Tony the Tiger."

Not the Frostify guy, but he might enjoy a bowl of,

"look over there, Tony is right next to that big tree."

- Oh, don't really say it. - Like, we're going to do a loop on the back, and we'll see if we can see Tony next time. If you look over here, you're going to see Hank the hippo. Hank has a sister named Henry Edda,

and they came over from Zimbabwe. Look over in that creek, there's a couple little, no, fuck it, well, Google picture of a hippo. And he just kept struggling, and we didn't see anything. - No.

- Every stop, and you could hear, at a certain point, he was just scrambling, he was like, "There's a Latino family share in a turtle. "You know, just to call attention to something, "and you could hear people on the tram,

"my game has to be like his fucking shit." So it's three or $3 to ride that thing. - The zoo is a scam. - It's a scam, and it should be shut down immediately. - Oh, come on, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh, where the, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the, is coming in. - It's Tony Tuffie.

“- It's Judy, I don't know, remember what the, yeah, we took the,”

you remember him? - How can I forget? - Yeah, he's the one who, you know, we're doing like this, like an eagle. (laughing) - You're smoking inside you. - I know, I knew it, I know.

- How did we end up in that gym after hours? How did you get us in there? - Pull that up, pull the, there's one line that Bobby has in that, I don't know, my friends, wife. - So Limpix, we did an Olympic submission tape.

- Talk classes, isn't it? - It's such a fucking insane, but oh yeah, your friend talk classes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So that's what we got to run up.

- He was spitting on us and choking us out. - It was so fucking fun, dude. - It was the most fun. - Look at the video, what year was that at him? Do you remember?

- Oh man, I'm about, like, 12. - Yeah, yeah. - And 10 to 12, yeah. - I'm tired, I'm breath, and we got a coach. - 13 years ago.

- Wow. - Our Olympics of mission tape. - Look at that, it's so nice. (laughing) - Oh my God, hurt my hip.

- Yeah, yeah. - It's so fucking insane. It's the, my name, who, to do it? (laughing) - Junior.

(laughing) - For a year, I have my name, for a place, say, I train on Olympic, anything. (laughing) - No, you've got to be great for a lot of Eagles.

That's the Eagles. Hey, come down here, come down here, come down here. - Grab your mind's cock. - I can't do it! - Right, Eagle, are you a bad guy?

- You're not doing that, you're not a beast. - Look, from very athletic people. - Oh no, no, no, no, no. I can't, you could've, oh my God. (laughing) - You're only releasing a thing, you've got to up there.

- Can't. (laughing) - You'll look like that.

“You don't, remember, you're born with the championing.”

- In your heart. - You don't want to get away. - Yeah. - You can leave a limer. (laughing) - God, there's taggle. (laughing)

- We're getting to the knot thing there. (laughing) - You can't, you can't, you can't. - I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. - I remember how hard that was. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. (laughing)

- You don't need to be knotting, you can smoke. - I'll drink, drink, drink. - Drink, drink. - You're drunk, you're drunk, you're drunk. - You're drunk, you're drunk, you're drunk. (laughing) - You're drunk, you're drunk, you're drunk. (laughing)

(laughing) - Oh, you're going to use it? (laughing) - All right, get it out of here. - Oh, my God. - Good day. - Good day. - We should do a part two. - We should, we should, we should.

- We should gotta get back out to the Olympics. - Do we ever make it? - They would take you guys.

- We didn't make it. - We never make it.

- We never make it. - We never make it. - We never make it. - Never make it. - They never make it up. - NBC's gonna pick us up from that. (laughing) - Guys, we saw this submission tape.

We got to work with you guys. - We could've believed it. - We could've believed it. - We should've been joining Snoop and Martha Stewart at the panel. (laughing) - You did it. - What a revolution. - Snoop's like, oh my grandmother's like, I love Snoop.

- Yeah. - Now, love Snoop. - How does he translate through every-- - Because he lasted so long on such a commercial level that he just won over everybody. He wasn't just a rapper at some point, he was a personality.

- Yeah. - And he just, look at that. He's at the, he's at Churchill Downs. - Yeah. - Something. - Something. - Look at it. - High as balls right there.

- You know, I smoked weed with Snoop. - Oh, you didn't. - Yeah, smoked all I want to do just now. - Yeah. - Yeah, he couldn't keep up. - With you. - Yeah, bailed out a lot. - Huh? - Can you smoke a lot?

- No, dude, I'm exaggerating. Of course, he could fucking keep up. He's smoked up. (laughing) It's all he does all day. I think the only guy could pee with him would be Wiz Khalifa.

- Or Doug Benson. - I think Wiz smoked.

“- I think most part on the panel, yeah. - Does he really?”

- I don't think I've, we shot an episode upon to that guy and he was chain smoking joint. It was just joints, just joints, just joint. It was chain smoke, so he'd light another one with another one. He didn't have a guide handed to him, he'd hand it back at smoke it.

Then someone will light a new one.

I'd never not saw him with weed.

It was impressive. Are you high? Are you high? Or he's just, he's just functioning. - That is one of the best parts of sleeping next to a man is like when I'll get high.

Like my her pregnant cravings are out of control. So I'll be baked and then she's like, oh my God, we should get a pepperoni pizza with hot fudge and a big potato

It's exactly what I want. (laughing)

- I already ordered it. - I already ordered it. - I already ordered it. - What did I remember? - Yeah, yeah.

“- That kind of meal is very good when you're high.”

- Oh yeah. - You had your day in the sun, huh? - Hey dad, dad, yeah. - What would be your go-to stonies now? - It's actually in the dark, it was in his room.

(laughing) - With poop all over the walls. - That's fine. - But hey, sometimes people like to paint. - Thank you.

- But get creative. - Thank you.

- Hey, when you smoke, what would be your move?

FIFA for hours or movies for hours? - Movie for hours. - Yeah. - Well, could you play a little video games? - Yeah, I would, as well, yeah.

- 'Cause come of those? - Why used to farm a lot? - Yeah. - You still farm. - I still farm.

- Yeah. - The farm, that's the game. What is it? Farm, farm eight? - Cardu Valley.

- I don't know what you just said. - But, star do valley. - Doesn't matter. - Yes, it doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter to me.

- I don't know. - I want you to be sitting there. - I'm not a fuck you. - What do you have? - What do you crops like?

- No, what do you crops like? - If star do valley say it? - Star do valley. - Like antique melons. - A lot of bok choy.

- There's some bok choy in the world. - Yeah. - There's carrots. - Yeah, there's apples. - Standard farm.

- Standard farm. - Standard farm. - Standard farm. - Standard farm. - Standard farm.

- Standard fake farm. - Yeah, that's the melon. - Look at that. What's the name of your farm?

“- To use the Tiger belly farm, I'm sorry.”

- Cool. - That's fine. - Hey. - Every opportunity. - Every opportunity is a break.

- Every opportunity. - I don't know the owner of the guy that created the game. Saw my farm and he goes, that's one of the best forms I've ever seen. - So I don't know what you're saying. - Draw.

- Wait a second. - Yeah, I love that. You just got so genuinely defensive and proud. - He does. - He does.

- And I love that for you. - Derek Peroni. - He came on the Tiger belly and saw my farm.

- And he goes, that was the most amazing farmer we've seen.

- Good for you, man. - There he is. - How does that feel? - Okay. - It feels good.

“And then he had a symphony at the Greek theater I went.”

- That guy just conducts a symphony? - He wrote all the music for the video game and they've been a symphony on of it. - Wow. - That's in your face.

- Bobby, I would love to have you on the show at some point. - You're as one of the funniest people I know. - No. - Also, respectfully. Dude, I don't give a fuck.

- Yeah, I'm not doing it. - Great. - Yeah, yeah. - Great. I'll tell you the reasons, though.

- No, I'm all right. I'll tell you the reasons. - Yeah, I'll tell you the reasons. - Yeah. - Thank you for being a bad friend.

(laughing) - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah.