Bobby's Moana Birthday! w/ Stavros Halkias

Everything has to be neat jet with you. I actually think that looks awesome. It's right. Moana the Japanese soldier

The tail they haven't told you the Japanese Moana soldier haven't told this tail yet with drunk Tommy Lee I don't know drunk Tommy Lee was with us I'm Asian, you too we're disgusting Can I say except you? Welcome for the tides the sun the sky Hey, it's okay. It's okay. Let me hear what come kind of good for tonight in an airy demi guy

Okay, I can't get a shot. That's the chorus. Hey Hey Hey, what time hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky When you're waddling, yeah, hi When you're waddling, yeah

Really bad this guy When the night's cut cold Who stole you fire from down below? I got it What are you doing? Do you think you got it? That's the song, no? Yeah, no. It sounded actually perfect. Okay, so I don't know who's

“Choice was this moanable. It's my birthday. I get what we're doing. Happy birthday. I love it. What can I say except happy birthday?”

To a sweet little Chinese boy. Yeah. What can I say? Who the except do this? Happy birthday this and then do this? That's drunk Tommy Lee Yeah, this is from a fan happy birthday look at that. Do you see what I just run the table? Happy birthday. That's from a fan That is too. Thank you Thank you

You got two of them here. Yeah, these are have been here. No, we just got these have been in the but I've seen this in the in the studio before We literally just got them. So today my girlfriend said that I have a disease Which one more solo Hernandez just texted me it called me so I could call him back sure get my ring It's your birthday, man. You want to do whatever you want on your birthday You got telling me on the show

Congratulations, but are you above us because you're on the bad friends with Andrew right now? Oh, no. Yeah, say something. Hey, man. Hey, man. Well, I love Andrew Andrew is just a great guy

“And honestly Bobby how often do you say thank you to Andrew for making your career? Well, can I say except you?”

My god, it's my birthday. I often oh my god Bobby it's your birthday. How old are you now 69? I regret calling you Barcelona. No, oh my god, listen Bobby. What do you want? What do you need? I get to any of you want baby. You want black market pineapple. What do you want? On Saturday. I'm doing a show in like a cool place in LA and I was wondering if you could wait tables for it You know what I'm going to hang up now

I'm going to hang up now I love you Bobby. I love you Andrew. I just want to say when the whole industry fixed top Bobby was finished. Thank you for thinking a chance on him Thank you. Thank you, but I appreciate it We love that kid. He's fantastic. He's on your side every time. He's the man. All right, so I'm going to tell you what I have What hey, what do you got your disease is now your girlfriend says you have a couple of diseases what I want disease

Only one now only one that's verified. This is a true one though, and I regret to have it

“I don't want it, but I think I have it. It's got a HPV. I mean, that's not HPV. What is it?”

First of all, couldn't you just say something about my second one? What are your sexual chooses? What do you mean?

The pure. Hmm. Pure. Okay. No. Go to my doctor. Check my juices. I'm not going to go to your doctor. You go to a guy at a Korean spawn. He's your doctor. I know, but he has juice machine Everything look good. He does blood work. That's all he says. He looks like it. It is kind of see what I have. What do you have? God did Sean and Freud. Sean and Freud. Yeah, you're Sean and Freud. What is it?

Sean and Freud is when you when you love the demise of others Here's a why it's feeling joy or satisfaction when you get something bad happens to another person. I know what Sean and Freud is So there's this one game. It was Germany versus Brazil. So Sean Freud was very appropriate there. Yes. Yeah, it was 2014 I believe and they beat

Germany. No Germany beat Brazil. I think 71. And there's always in the if you see the highlights they always cut to a kid

Who's in a Brazilian jersey is crying and he's crying so deeply bring it up. I know what's that video all the time

Brazilian fan. Yeah, shot in front of us. This is great. We watched it. It's a stand. It's good. I have shot in Freud dude. Do this. I mean, that's dark to laugh at that poor kid. I know, but they lost 71.

“Four to zero right there. That's when they were at four zero. Oh wow. Yeah. He got worse and worse and worse. Is that sketch?”

And it just grew up to be funny. But anyway, Sean. I have shot them Freud. I do it because I

You're never because you're not whole. No, that's not why it's I'll watch like taught them

Like they lost today and I'll watch like reaction Videos of taught and fans watching the game and then being devastated when they're getting scored on It puts me joy. What about when people watch you and arsenal loses? Arsenal doesn't lose. We don't lose. Well, that's the problem. So no one gets to do that to you because even when we lose, we win. No, right. Of course. Because you're Arsenal. No, because we tried our best. So yeah, we gave it 100% out there effort. You could tell it on the pitch.

The sweat, the tears, the blood. The blood. The blood. It runs through the stone. Well, I want to say And that's the street is what they're talking about stone street, Eric Stone Street. Eric Stone Street it by the way. Can I just say something about Eric Stone Street?

Fuck that guy. Okay. Why? Because he called me as like why weren't you at the wedding?

What what wedding? Because I hung out with your friend Andrew at the wedding. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a man. Why would he call me to rub that in my face? Because that's funny. That shot in front of bitch. That's right in front of my face. That's a little pace of your eyes. Oh shit. And then you guys feel the glee. Yeah, then he called me and he's like, "Do I bully Bobby about that?" And I was like, "Yeah, fuck him." And he was like, "Yeah, he stinks." Yeah.

Well, can I say, except you're welcome? Yeah. Go back to the lyrics. Hey. Happy birth. No. Hey, too. Happy birthday. Go again. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Bobby. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. You saw. I wanted to do it like Travis Scott in Odyssey. Happy birthday. To you. Happy birthday, too. You, Bobby. Yeah. Fuck him. Hey, yeah. You loved it. No, I loved the movie. I didn't like that. So, oh, geto fucking banana cake.

Okay. Banana bread from a geto place. Where's this place from? That's vans, I think. Ralphs. Yeah, even worse. You couldn't go to like, air one? No. They didn't have it at air one. He's coconut. He said he bought it at air one. The coconuts were from air one. Wait, did you make a wish? I did. Did it come true? You're still alive, are you? Yeah, I'm kidding. I love you. No, it'll be funny. No, it's funny. No, it's my birthday.

“Yeah, it should be nice. You should talk about what you're grateful for. So, would you think of the Odyssey?”

Better than Moana, finally. No. Bet Moana's number one. You never saw Moana. Dude, this is what can I say?

Yeah, yes. You're welcome. For the sun the sky and the birds. What can I say except to you? Welcome. It's not you're a silly little curry intern. You don't even know what we do. The other day we were talking about the story line. You had no idea what the story line was. The sky do. She saves the sea. Okay. See, see, see, see, see. She's the sea. Have a see, see, see. By the way, now we got a love from Hawaii. Now they're going to be mad at us and not want us to go. Why? Because we're now we're all about Moana now.

It's not a Hawaii. It's Moana setting Hawaii. It's not. It's in the Pacific Islands. But where is Moana set? Tell me. It's not in Hawaii. It's in the South Pacific. Then who gives a fuck has nothing to do with them? It matters the Hawaiians matter. Hawaii and love's matter. And no, I believe no. I'm number one. Bobby is anti Hawaiian. Do what a Hawaiians being kicked. I kicked back. Put the person that kicked the Hawaiians. Who's kicking Hawaiians man? I know who's kicking the Hawaiians,

but if somebody kicked the Hawaiians, I just met her cut it out. Who's not out. That's kicking the Hawaiians. They're laying down, relaxing, drinking their Osayu juice. What are you drinking that little mini can? Is that just a, oh my dear, bubbly water? I was patched and under the bridge so scared. Oh my little Moana. Oh my little little dandelion. I'm very nice to see you.

That's good. Gross. So we got to commit you to a psych. It was like very nice to see you.

“Good evening. Do you think that's what Moana sounds like? Yes. I'm Moana king.”

The queen of the sea. I saved the sea. That's like a Moana was played by an Natasha Lujero. My darling. My darling. My darling. Welcome to my island. What are you going to do when I'm gone in Atlanta shooting? What's what's going to be going on? What's your plan? You're going back on the road. I'm going to go back on the road, young man. You're getting nervous. He's getting nervous.

I'm nervous. It was going to happen. I don't know.

It's fun. Moana went to, you know, Godzilla minus one. Somehow. We merged. Yes.

“You think that that's what it is? You think we were watching Moana.”

It all of a sudden Godzilla minus one happened. I mean be cool. Cool combo. That's a great. It's a great combo and put jaws in it. Yeah. Why not? You might as well put all the sea elements in it. What that, lock in, lock nest, crack in, lock this, any sea wheel to see the weather. The mag. The Michael Phelps. The mag Phelps is about to have to be in it. He's fighting fighting jaws.

He's a human version of whatever that is. Whatever that is, we need in the water. You need that.

Pirates of the Caribbean. What are you doing for your birthday? Is anything special happening? You guys are going to be on the fucking road for your birthday. He's flying to Portland. So dumb. So you and Carlos are going to have a birthday night together. No dinner flying alone. No in Hawaii the night. Okay. So what happens is on the 16th. If you're in Hawaii, come check it out. But on the 16th, I have a show. I believe on the 16th.

September 12th. Okay. So on the 16th, I had already done my show. Adam is playing the blue note.

Adam right? Yeah. So I'm going to have dinner with him. It works out. We're on the 16th.

I get to have dinner with Adam right. That's great. He's your birthday boy. And you're going to have your little birthday together with Adam. That's actually very sweet. You were supposed to be there. But you're disappointed. I got to go shoot a movie. Congratulations. Thanks. It really, I'm super happy for you. You seem like a... It's not tires, but I'm trying. I know it was terrible on that show.

You're very good. We told you you're very good. That's coming from your mouth. You're not a truth. Sometimes you'll say, I did a good job or something. What if I told you to do a good job? You didn't do a good job. There's nothing you know. No. Board of Lens. That you did a bad job in the movie was bad. Two for two. The movie was almost unreleasable. Could I pick my band down? No. No. It's awesome. It's literally throwing you look good. We'll put it over

“you shoulder like a sash. That's what she has. Okay. Oh. Cute. You honestly would be a cute little”

Korean girl. Hi. Hi. Hi. Oh, hi. Oh, look. These in my middle age. Oh, this is your, I'm in your village. Where do I come to my middle age? Thank you. Do you want? Oh, I'd love a bookbook. Yeah. How many book do you want? How many usually fills up a man like that? Oh, I'll take it. Yeah. It doesn't plus three. After talks. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, it's coming. Oh, it's a lot of makeings. Do what? I love. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Hmm, hmm. Chucky, huh? Yeah,

what's in this? Huh? Well, it is. You know the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, toads on the river bank. Oh, is that that towed river bank? You know, the famous, by the baby. Yes. Hey. Oh, bad girl. Well, go. I love how he's like, I didn't want to get in costume. He's so in there. Yeah. Um, how was your talk talks? It was delicious. Thank you for your hospitality.

“I must be on my way. No, no. No, I have to leave. You need to penetrate me. No, please. God. No.”

You did a bit of your knees. Please. No. Please. Don't punish me. The food was bad enough. I need to be. I don't want to. All right. So, um, so for my birthday, um, I want a special person here. Yeah. Well, we got you. I want to manifest. Yeah. Well, I want to manifest him. Okay. Let's see. And the only way we can manifest him is do our tribal music. Oh, please, do our tribal song. What the fuck? I'm just on my couch watching 30 Rocks. I know. I was in New York. What did you do?

Okay. I got a lot of things. What am I wearing? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's the sexual desire of a miniscule Korean man, but these specific desires. That's what it feels like a diminutive Koreans, some deep, most deep-seated sexual fantasy on his birthday. This would have been transported to Los Angeles for Happy Birthday, Bob. Oh, my God. I would, you think I would manifest a bird of paradise, a fat one. I don't know.

You did it. You did it. You did it. Oh, I'm the monster. It was yours. It was me.

Of metaphors. No, for the paradise. No, look. I wasn't here. I was in New York. But I feel like what you said was, let me manifest my deepest desire. That is what he said. I want a special person. It's exactly what I wanted. Yeah, you do it. I wish he was a hot chick too. Yeah, I'm, I have a fucking, I'm going to get home. So what can you, can you sing me home back to New York? No, no, no, you stay here the whole time. Well, luckily Uncle Stav is on Netflix

September 8th. Please listen to it. So the timing actually worked out really well. I said, listen to it. Please watch it. Can you please watch? Uncle Stav and I ask you a question. Sure. Stop roast is here ladies and gentlemen. Hello. Hello. All right. Can I ask you a question? Yes. Yeah. And I hate to be computational. Oh, no, you don't, you love it. Something about our, I don't understand why these are relationships.

I love you. I have nothing but I love you so much. I just want to do it. It's like this with him with everybody. He's a confrontation with every single human that sits in that chair. And they go, what is it about? Marcelo Hernandez called 15 minutes ago. And he was like, fuck you, Bobby. Oh, he even little sexy guys. Yeah, even sexy guys can't stand for me. There's something he's mad. I'm fat and I don't hate myself. That's really what he at the core is what Bobby's

problem with me. Well, he got off GLP one. He's back. Oh, you're bad. Look at his stomach. Show him your stomach. You look great. I said he need to get on GLP two or three. It didn't work. It was not good enough. You look great. You don't need to do anything. All right. So fuck you. Dude, watching him put that on and have a shirt off again. It made me I was so happy. Why, what? Let me see. Because he got fat again. He's not fat. He looks great. No, no. He's, well,

yeah, he looks great. But he's still got he got fat again. Let's see your titties. Show him.

Awesome. Not bad. Go down. Dude, for your age, you look great. This name, my soul. He's always

sure. You're not Mike. By the way, just, it is your podcast. So I'm just letting you know. That's why I don't think. Soldier. The Noko. But I have to say what he's saying. This is little Noko. Yeah. This is character little Noko. Yeah. She's sweet little um, Korean girl. Hi. Go sit down. Okay. Yes, he. Belly's not bad. Belly's not better. It's not, but it was way, way better. No, good. You look great, Bob. This guy's trying to drag you down.

They need to keep you just miserable enough so you don't improve your life. Correct. But like,

“not so miserable that you kill yourself. So that's kind of the, I think that's what's going on.”

They're, they have you trapped. They have me trapped. I'm here on the one who cares about you. He, I know only me. He, the secretary of oppress me. He was, I know what he's saying. He, he has a polyside degree. He's going to manipulate you and defy you and defy you again. What happened? He's in term exam. Oh, he knows. He knows. He's fucking, he knows. This is fucking Emperor Hito right here. Yeah, Emperor Hito. His girlfriend's gone gone.

He's in your son, not. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's the reincarnation of the Emperor dude. Hello? Hello? Does it Teddy Roosevelt? That's right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And Emperor Hito. And Teddy Roosevelt, I get the one. Franklin. Is it Franklin? He's cousin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He. That's how it's cousin. That's how it's cousin. Yeah. Yeah. I'm from Frankie Delano.

Delano. My fucking wife's a lesbian. He's my cousin. That is how he was. You're not doing the, his wife was his cousin. His cousin who was a lesbian. His first cousin. I don't remember it was first or second. Blood matters if it's bloody on the front. Can I tell you the honest? Do you have any hot cousins? Okay. Oh, no. I don't. I, I have really, I have one.

He does. Oh, really. Yeah. Have a couple. I mean, they're not. They're good looking. I just don't want to

“fuck my cousins. I want to be honest. Telling our families for a second. Please. What?”

And let me ask you about a relationship. Number one. Okay. Um, eight. Just in general. Is it different in club environment? Like if I see you at a club, a comedy club. Yeah.

Am I, how do I treat you? Me and you always saying is his behavior different. I want to talk about

our behavior. So I can correct it. Um, okay. No, I think you're fine. I think you get a, I think you do have a tendency to go confrontational off-rip. Yeah. And then you have a tendency to play very simple mind games that are easy to see through. It's sort of like when a, when a toddler wants to piss you off. And so you'll be like hot and cold, but it's so clear what you're doing that it. Yeah. I'm trying to give you a compliment. Oh, yeah. How to get out of this where you come

out looking good. And I come out looking bad. And you're just ripping off me. All right. Sorry, my bad. I thought you were teeing me up. No, you are. So you look like the good guy. Okay. But I'm being buried by your thunder. Well, he is the good guy. He doesn't air. Yes, he is. No, we here we go. I'm sorry. Oh, you think you were buttoned. There's no bad guys. We're friends.

“No one is in odds here. You have to stop. Okay. Come on. No one's got to gun to your head.”

So what I wanted to say is that the reason why I adore you is that there's similarities with you and me. Absolutely. No question about it. And I look at the similarities and I go that's a

I think there were unconventionalities. Body silhouette. Really strong personalities. Well, one's intellectual. The other one is a lack of intellect. That's not good crazy. I'm not an intellect. I know the bit. I know you're trying to do here in Mach Bobby, but let's not. No, no, he's the intellect. Oh, okay. This guy's a dark horse. You have no idea. He comes out

of nowhere. This guy is incredible. He's one of the smartest people I've ever known in my entire life.

“He plays dumb. It's a big. It's a 50 year old bit. It's a 55. It's a 55. It's a like the birth date. Right?”

Birth date date, right? It would have been funny. How can anybody get anything? You said 50? It didn't work. No, he only started at five. You started at five. You started five. You have spit carining down here. Because he's making me fuck it. Well, I'm not trying to make me a bad mad dog. He has a special out on Netflix right now. Please go watch it for our fans. He's also on tires. He is on tires. It's great. We had great episode together. Episodes. You guys were on this. You guys were together

in the scene. We worked a lot together. Oh, we did. It was so much fun. It really was a boy. It's just a fun. Was he good on set? He was in. Well, yes. He was great. He was great on set. There was one he was talking about Bobby. There was a talking about. I was in one incident. And you let him talk.

But other than that, it's fine. He did ask to sniff a female cast members armpits. Okay.

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That is the same age. 66. Yeah, I know you look so much better. You're right. I'm 55 turning in September. It looks wonderful. Yeah, you look the same age. You really do look great. I'm not fucking with you. It is funny that you are so old that I looked up to you as a child. A guy that looks like this. You were a childhood hero. I used to love Matt TV.

That's got to be tough to see this. I was once a blushing boy being like, "I wonder what Bobby and Will Sasso were up to tonight." But look, you get blessed by the younger generation and you become friends with them.

Right. Which is also interesting. You had Marcelo on the phone. He has no idea who you are historically either.

“Wait, he's so young. He had, well he's 20. What frame he does? Why am I?”

From before I'm saying he has no idea about he's 29. He doesn't remember Matt TV. He does. No chance. He brings up sketches all the time. No, he's 29. 29. Matt TV. He was 24. He was like nine. Yeah, but it was but it was a child show. Well, definitely the people who are adjusted or four babies. It is kind of for me. He was a baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's good. Yeah. It's fucked.

It's by the way. See everybody's careers. Matt TV has launched more careers than SNL. Well, that one cast that that casted on unbelievable wonders for almost everyone on there. Like everyone on there did something. Yeah. Not everyone. Almost every single person. A lot of us got a lot alive. A lot of us got out of life. You're the success story kid. I don't call me kid when I'm your elder. Okay, old man. Maybe Jordan. I would go with Jordan. Peel Jordan. Peel Keegan. Yeah. Alex board.

You don't like Aaron. Oh, I mean, yeah. Oh, I believe. That's about right. Terran Killam will Saso. I put Saso. Phil Amar. Yeah, I put Saso higher. I put Saso higher. And Shane show Bobby was like, I don't know why you're

pretending to be like nervous or maybe you were and it's crushed. It's performance. It's all performed.

But one thing I love, he's such a little princess. He's like, I'm going to bomb. I'm going to bomb any paces and smoke. He's like old Hollywood totally. Yes. Oh, I don't know darling. Hello, oh, see me anymore. Well, they even be excited if I get on the stage. We'll be. We'll be. Bros is for me. Oh, you shouldn't have. Well, you ordered the man. Yeah.

If this had gone bad, I would have put out a long cigarette on my Mexican garden. That's 100% him, but he did kill. I'm sure he killed. Yeah. And the fight. You did the funniest thing of that whole show when you started, he gets the huge pop, right? South Carolina Shane fans. He starts going, we are Charlie Cook. Okay. That's on. They were like mad, but they love him. And they don't know how to fucking react. And before it's like, when he's going down,

he's like, he just pulled it right back up and crushed for, you know, seven minutes after that. But it was so fucking to get a huge pop. And then try and squander all your goodwill immediately. And then immediately immediately, immediately grab it back. That's great. He was for about a month and a half. We heard we are Charlie Cook in this room every single day. It's a great song. He loved that song. He couldn't get enough of that, dude. Oh, really moving tribute. So will he be back in the next season?

I hope so. You got, I have no, I have no. No, no, no, I'm saying, will the story lend itself to absolutely him coming back? Oh, they don't, such a story lends it to it, but it's, oh, so I'm going to say that I don't want to expect to be back. No, I think I'm not saying. I'm going to, if I mean, I'm lobbying. I think me, you and Foli is a beautiful choice. That's a good together. That's a good combination. Yeah. That's a trio. I believe our friends. Yeah, they're unfuckables.

Oh, no. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's like, believe in your unfuckable. So I'm wrong. Lee. No, you get, you get head. I get head for we. We, we defied God's wisdom, though.

“Absolutely. Not God's wisdom is will. His will. That's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We just,”

- What was that? - What was that? - What did you do? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And we beat your system.

- That's right. - I'm a system you set up. - Were you so that we weren't gonna get lame? - I'm so excited for the smite portion of-- - I'll do you one better.

- Went tomorrow, he wakes up. He's like, "I think I'm sick, and I think I'm dying." - Oh, cancer. - Yes, something else. - No, I mean, thanks for all the six seconds.

(laughing) - Well, I'm a test to baby. God truly didn't want me to exist. - Yeah, you were trying to create me. - Science made you.

- I'm the fucking $69 million man, dude.

Dude, you're science. Can you admit Neil deGrasse Tyson is like, "Maybe we should show out." - Yeah, he is. - He is.

(laughing) - Mind scientist. - Yeah. - No, no, we'll do a fuck. - We'll do other science.

- Yeah, cover, yeah, don't take the vaccine, actually. (laughing) - You'll be surprised, Tyson, so I was like, "Yeah, fucking Fauci should be in jail." (laughing)

- I'd love to see those guys start flipping real hard. It's so fucking funny. - It happened sometimes. - Oh, it's cool. - Every time.

- Like, it is so interesting when somebody just goes so opposite. - Not a lot of things broke people. Like huge moments break people's brains. 9/11 made a lot of people just like,

"Well, I guess we should just kill every muscle." - You know what I mean? - Yeah. - Normal people all the sudden were like,

“"Yeah, I mean, it's the only thing we can,”

it's the only reasonable thing to do." And they like pretend that it was a reasonable thing to say. - It's a normal.

So some, I mean, when the AI, maybe that's what it would be.

“When the AI bubble crashes, it's common.”

- It's common. - It's common. - It's a lot of people's again. - Yeah. - Maybe that's when people will be like too much science.

- Well, you know, Star Wars is on a campaign out. After this, we have limited time with them, 'cause he's going to take down a role of flop cameras tonight. - It's right. - He's fly's removed.

- I wanna try. - You want to? - Yeah, I know about those. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- If you, if you have the ability to, don't destroy any flop cameras. - Yeah. - That's my message to everybody listening. Don't.

- Yes. - Destroy any flop cameras. - And also, don't. - Get a drone and fly into a data center. - Yeah, yeah.

Don't do that. - Don't do any of that. - Any of that. And if you were to run too much, yeah. - If you're constructing a data center,

if you're on the, if you're on the like, the crew, for example. - Don't, don't put a little button in there, like the little square from the fucking Death Star. - Yeah.

- If one thing gets into the explode. - Don't do that. - Don't do that. - Yeah. - Nobody, nobody sabotage any of the stuff.

- We got one of our fans who's like a data kid who's got headphones in and he's like, "I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it." (laughing) - I got to do it for the bad friends.

- And everybody legally saw, we told everybody not to do any of that stuff. - And that stuff, illegal. - Don't do that. - Yeah, don't do it.

- You, it's kind of be fucking nuts to be like, I mean, you know, when you were growing up, there was black on my television, and now that's not the fuck cameras.

- Well, yeah, because for him, it was candles always.

It was all candles. - I was born in '71, we had color that. - 1871, we're pretty, no, you did have color, you just got it. - Watched last, you probably.

- I did. - Yeah. - Dude, that's why. - I just got this. - You got this.

- You got this. - I did it. (laughing) - I had it on blue, I had it on blue, right? - Oh, that's funny.

- Cigarette commercials, I missed those. Those were fucking awesome. 'Cause now you can't do Cigarette commercials on TV anymore. - Yeah. - Which is so fucked up 'cause you can do beer commercials,

which is, alcohol, the number one killer of fun. - Can't believe it's like, nobody has any money. - What's the difference? - Yeah, what's the, I like how that's the cut off. They're like, can't tell people to smoke on TV, man,

but they can black out and die and drive. - Yeah. - Don't worry about it. - Possession to sale of contrasting wild horses, who's doing that?

- Hang on, I got to tell you. - That was you. - That was you. (laughing) - Oh, I remember, in '89, you said, you wanna did it.

- Right, when I was born, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I do not. - So for my first act, what do you, how bad do you think, and of courses were treated when they were shooting fucking Westerns in the '40s?

- Oh, he can't hit his mark. (laughing) - That's true, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They just killed, so, I mean,

there was an HBO show where they just kept killing horses. - Oh, dude. - Lucky, I believe, it got cancer, and it was a good cast, but they just kept killing horses. - Wait, what was it, Michael Manchow?

- That's the problem, yeah. - Which is a block, block, block, block, block, block, block. - It was fucking, I couldn't wait to watch it, and then they just couldn't stop killing horses. - I'm gonna blow your mind right now.

This is crazy, I saw something. - And did I say something? I think if you make heat, you should get the killed 20 horses minimum. - Michael, they should have let Michael Manchow

finish his creative vision.

“That's what I think person, if you make a movie like-”

- Sure, the Michael Jackson corollary. - Yeah. - If we let him do it. - With an up-poundant. - All right, with an up-down, we don't really give that much of a fuck.

I think like Manchow rises to that level. - So whenever these horses were fucking up, he was like, get rid of 'em now. - I don't think Michael Manch was killing the horses personally, I know.

- He was telling people to get rid of 'em. - He was like, put this right, they run and, oh, they ran them. - They ran them and it's better. - Our horse movie is zoo, look that up, zoo,

documentary. - We bought a zoo, zoo, documentary. - We bought a zoo, yeah, with my- - zoo documentary. - Yep, yep.

- It's amazing that Damon-

- Look at that cover of the, the first one, yeah? - Oh no. - Oh, no, look at that, shut up, we know what this is. - Is that an elephant crying? - It's disgusting, it's a horse, that's a horse,

that's disgusting. - And look at the eye of the horse, though. - It's about the B-word, dude. - That's your favorite documentary. - Oh, we're talking about horses,

that's the only horse thing I know. (laughing) - Yeah, that's the only horse thing I know, yeah. - Oh, what do you think would be your dick in an elephant's trunk?

(laughing) - We're just two holes, like a pickle hole, you could pick a hole. - Oh, I'll introduce that. - Yeah, that would be it.

- All right, come on, what do you think, Thailand vacation? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - Suck both our dicks at the same time.

“- No, I think we would have to have one,”

'cause like, if you do this, you can still breathe, but if you do both, you can't. So I feel like, you need to stop, hold on. - It means one open nostre to suck us off.

- No, that's not true. - Look, look, put two fingers in your nose. Put your mouth. - Okay. - True.

- Open your mouth. - You feel like a fucking idiot. - Fucking idiot. - Okay, sorry. - You're right.

- But I don't think you're getting a suction that way. We'll fit, we'll fit, we'll fit, we'll fit, we'll fit. - Well, somebody tried to get me yesterday to watch the Perez Hilton cutting himself video. I had no idea that was a real thing.

- Let's like, that's like a, like a fat, middle school girl whose parents are going through a divorce. - Oh, that's that kind of thing. - Oh, it's dark. - No, it's light of me.

- Huh?

- I've never experienced that.

- Well, I'm just saying it's, he's so clearly acting out. And he's so mad, nobody pays attention to him. And it's also like, he was kind of a piece.

So like, I'm not happy he cut himself.

- But he drove a lot of people and say, so you know what I mean. - Well, Britney Spears did exactly. - You can attribute a lot of that to like that era of the shit media like filming these people

and like just burrating their private lives. - Yeah.

“- And like, and that's why she now dances in her kitchen”

and I watch, I love her videos. She'll dance in the kitchen. Like I'll be like cleaning the background and she's like doing like a sexy dance. - I think she's having a great time.

- I think she's having the most final era. - I love her. - I think now that she's free, she's like, fuck yeah. - Hell yeah. - I'm going to the top, like these.

- These videos are my favorite dude. - Yeah. - As long as she's mentally well, I am. - I'm rooting for you. - She's not.

- Oh, who is? That's subjective. - Well, are you am I? Is he, I mean, it's, yeah. - Yeah.

- There's a level, like look at the crew of pigs we have. I mean, it's like, are any of these guys? I mean, fancy has a child so it leveled him out a little bit. - Yes. - So why do that dude?

This guy was a conchist. - He's just a Simpson ever bigger than her. - No. - What do you mean, like, fame wise? - Yeah.

- No, well, there was a moment with produce of hazard, Britney Spears did. Of course, but I'm saying, there was a moment, we would have to, we would have to chart when she, like, you know, shaved her head and like,

Perez Hilton, and that's basically what he did.

- Terrized her. - Yeah, like those guys terrorized her.

“- But there was a moment where Jessica Simpson,”

they had the Nicola Shea reality show. She was on dukes of hazard. There might have been one second. - Maybe. - She was, but in terms of overall lasting cultural impact,

no. - Britney, and I'm speaking as a man who was 12 at the time and I kept real close tabs on Scarlet's. I was jackin' off to a lot of videos. - What?

- Oh, I see. He was looking for a segue. That was actually pretty well done. - That's, that's, that's, that's me. - Which way?

- That one with me and will. That's me, will, and Jessica Simpson. - What do you mean, and see if you guys smash? - No, that was my first live. - When you were really, they didn't even let him

near her dressing room. - No. - They're like, Bob, you can't go down that hallway. - This has gotta be 2,000. - Oh.

- What is it? - 2,000. - 2,000. - 4,000. - 3,9, 11, 11.

- That's right. That's why 9, 11, half. (laughing) - The high jaggers were in Tampa at strip clubs as this was being shot.

They were having their one last hurrah before fun game. (laughing) - Imagine we're done in the background of the strip club. (laughing) But the 9, 11 high jaggers

watched this sketch. (laughing) That could be a, I don't know what, that little Asian boy, he seemed scared. And we're scared.

When he made it through, and God damn it, we can make it through too. It's very possible that you sticking through that live. Really was the final straw that made 9, 11, happened.

- Wow. - On you. - I'm a murderer. - No, no. You're just, you're an inspirational guy,

and you can't help who takes inspiration from that. - It's really you can't help that at all. - So I punch her in the mouth. - Really? - And this sketch, so we're dancing,

and I punch her in the mouth. - That's the bed. - The joke. - No, it's not. - Oh, I accidentally do it.

- That's hilarious. - And we're still dancing, and she opens her mouth and a whole or teeth are read.

So it's my first live, and you punch,

and I punch my mouth. - And I punch my mouth. - Three or four snows. - Three or four snows. - You were on drugs, man.

- Completely sober. - Wow. - And I punch her, and I remember looking at Dick Lassucci, the executive producer. - Wait a second.

- A guy's name is Dick Lassucci. - You don't know Lassucci? - Got him from here. - He's guy's name is Dick Lassucci. - Dick Lassucci.

- You don't know Lassucci. - Oh, Blassucci. - First of all, making fun of a legend. - He came up to you after you hit her in the mouth, and what?

- He didn't, he was during it. - Okay. - And I looked at him, and he seemed mad, but he goes, "Keep going." - Oh, yeah, that's Hollywood, baby.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep going. - And cares about her well being. - Keep going, we're alive. - I'm like, "Here, here come, oh, we're gonna see you." - Honestly, you look so breedable and submissive.

- What is she supposed to be? She's trying to follow you over town. - Next, it's singled out. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, but she wants to fuck about it.

That's pretty sick. - That's so funny that that's the bit that they're like, and then we'll pretend like she wants to have sex with that Korean guy. (laughing)

- What is the most ridiculous thing you could possibly imagine? (laughing) - I don't know, like a meteor, strikes earth, nah. Not ridiculous enough. - No, it's not crazy.

- How about Jessica Simpson willing to fuck this svelte? - Oh, there it is. - There it was, go back. - Monster.

- That was it. Wait, go back, he's gets up and punches her. Here it is. - You ready? - Ready?

- Oh, my God, dude, close fist. - What a fucking pro, she just kept rolling. - Yeah. - She was so hot. - Oh, you can tell she's that's a big cut.

- Yeah, yeah. - Wow. - You're not flaced. - No, I survived it.

“- So she, that's how she got CTE was right,”

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“- Dude, honestly, Bob, you look like that, still.”

- Yeah. - You have the good part not being hot when you're young, as you can stay young, useful when you're 55. (laughing) Your body's not that different for,

this is a positive thing, stop looking. - You look the same, you look exactly the same. - But what did you mean, what did you mean when I said that you're not on the other side? - You're not buddy.

- You weren't hot, you mean you were cute. I mean, you were cute. You had more, you had more light, you had more light. - Look at that, it's a positive. - Look how cute I am.

- You are cute. - How many years ago? - You were more light in your eyes. - Would you start using? - Like, when were you really messed out on that?

- I was 13 years over here. - Yeah, but when did you relapse on the show? - Right about here. - Right about here. (laughing)

- He asked his, he asked his,

- Right about here. - He asked his armpits. (laughing) - I could be using, I don't know. - Did you say sorry to her?

- That's a really funny. (laughing) - I would have not asked, but I really would have wanted to smell them here. - You're saying, I'm a brother here.

I understand what you're going through. I understand the impulse, not the question. - I got to also sit on Jessica Albo's lap as a baby. - Oh wow. - I played her baby.

And you see what they did, one of those were your heads poking through the couch. - No, look up, Jessica Albo, Albo, Albo lives you. - Well, that's what it was all, every bit with him was that.

It was very much like he's the sweet little like that. Yeah, exactly. - Oh. (laughing) - The hair is fugging hilarious.

- What's the same episode? Oh no, you guys were making fun of just consumption in a necklace. - Oh look at that. Wow, this is accidentally beautifully curated, Robert.

- There we go. - All right, let's see, in the unair little baby. And Jessica Albo's taken care of you. (laughing) - You do look cute.

God how fucking weird dude. (laughing) I mean, this is actually insane. (laughing) This is fetish pornography.

(laughing) This is what TV was though. - Anybody who did anybody on the staff do you think were they later busted being like, dived up, like being diaper guys?

- Oh, diaper, diaper boys. - This was before that was in the culture.

“And I bet you this sketch, who wrote this blisucci?”

(laughing) (laughing) - It's if it is there. Blisucci needed to wear diapers to nut. That's what I'm saying.

Now there's a big subculture where, you know, guys, you're stuck with me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I bet you, let's, you can't find it, but whoever wrote that sketch,

I bet you they got a weird little diaper fetish. - I 100 big. - They agree. - But I'll tell you this. - Yeah.

- I went from open mic to this. - Are you serious? Where they find you? - At the comedy store. - Some of this stuff was open mickey.

I will say that. - Yeah, yeah, but imagine going from open mic. - That's insane. - To this. And you're kind of like, I don't have no lines

and I'm just playing babies and stuff.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But also they chose right. - Running in a circle. - Who like who's, can I say something? That's insane to call that shot.

Because do you have any fucking all act out open micers exist that if you put them on fucking TV, they would crumble. And you rose to the fucking decay. - And Baron Holtz. - Baron Holtz is an open micer too.

“- He was doing sketch, he was doing improv in sketch, right?”

- He's from Boom Chicago. - Boom Chicago, yeah, yeah. - This is, honestly, whoever put that crew together real eye for talents. - 100%.

- Because the fact that that's where they found you and that it worked is crazy. - How do they find Will? Do you remember? Was he in a Canadian group?

- No, he's from Canada, I don't know how he got him. - He was just, he did stop his role and he was like an actor actor. He didn't think he was going to be. - He didn't do like a comedy troupe in Canada.

I thought he was an actor. - No, he was on a comedy show, I think.

- He wasn't, he never looked at it exclusively as comedy

which is fascinating, because he's so, - That's why he's so good at it. - Yeah, yeah, because if he did it, he'd be like, this sucks. - He did the other pieces of shit.

- We're the dumbest people of all time. - We just want to make people laugh. We don't care if it's good. And he's like a real actor, that happens to us. - He's like, I actually want to do something real.

- And he was also fattish shit. - He was a big fuck. - It was awesome how he was, dude. - He was the nicest guy. I mean, without him, I wouldn't have survived.

- All I love to hear that. - Can I ask you Bob, is there any, big, five, five big one, you know what I mean?

“- Yeah. - Do you have, are you reflecting on your life?”

Do you sell it so fun? - Anything, do you have goals for, you know? - I'm going through sleterminal, right now. - Let's say you're in the autumn of your life. - I'm going through some turmoil right now.

- Okay. And I'm here to help with it. - Any, I'm going through a little transitional period. - You are, yeah. - About time.

- Fine. - But the good news is, there's some good news. The good news is, bad friends is gonna go on. (laughing) The good news is, he needs the money, folks.

(laughing) (laughing) I'm just wondering, what do you, do you have any like, you've done a lot, you've experienced a lot. Is there something you wanna do in the next five years?

Let's say before. (laughing) I've been talking about this a lot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, what? What are the next five years hold for Robert?

- Put down, dude. - For Robert, you leave. - You're such a fall start. You jump the gun. - You're brain is like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

that's a horrible plan here's what I'll do he's he means retired from

pod we're gonna do the pod for a couple more years and then we're done I see you would still you would still ask you my local stand-ups do stand-up you're local comedy community but you wouldn't go on the road I would okay yeah but that's like I guess he must have been apparently on the road you know making you know but you would want to act still no we're not acting we're not acting you're acting

what are you talking you're an act you're in every both incredible actors he's on he's in the new movie Tony which is absolutely gonna win something without I don't

“think so but it's a good movie yeah I think Antonio Ben there she get nominated”

for supporting actor Mike how was the kid incredible I met him Dominic's life second yeah he seems like and I want I I've said this on like you know I've said it before but it's like I kind of want him to be a piece of shit he's like handsome yeah is he that's him in real life he's yeah you know something you you'll see a star in real life well yeah yeah you go oh the angles weird the

like there's there's there's a certain thing with certain people just look better on camera but no this kid's handsome in real life I was talking to Adam Antonio Ben oh Antonio Ben there's just like he's so fucking he's like the biggest piece of ass in the world yeah like he he he's with Pedro Pascal wishes he was oh yeah you know respect the yeah he can't touch him now did he want

to be a scotch fucking desparado dude and he's a great actor and he's like he actually cares about acting he looks like he gives a fuck you know he does you know

his like semi-retirement is he fucking built a theater he first of all is a

bunch of restaurants he actually can he was the only person who could cook on set oh the rest of us were when he was actually eating it yeah yeah he's fucking nice with it and he here's how much he's like a one of the most handsome movie stars of all time when he does on his off time is local theater in his hometown in fucking Malaga like he built the theater he just loves he's just a

theater do you know this to be true some espagnard we have a local Spaniard oh yeah right local theater in Spain yeah he loves it that like that's respect because I look like that guy I would for him I wouldn't you know my life would be much different from tremendously yeah yeah yeah yeah I'd be dead already yeah 100% that Spanish scientist were a little better yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

way into the show he so you've seen one of his plays in Spain I haven't been to his theater but it's his theater that he does wow he did like musicals yeah dude could you imagine do it love with a game local theater well like you've

it's not it's not like when you say hometown just for the people that want to know when you say hometown it's not this isn't fucking peccipsy no this place is stunning like this it's one of my favorite fucking cities in Spain oh you've been there yes I was there last year really he's been all over the world kid what about I like that you know what actually we just tapped into something you

need to stop fighting aging and settle into being an old like a wise old man that did something for me yeah really good yeah well not you don't do like I

can't do the whole voice now okay it's gone never mind go back to wearing medium

fucking dinosaur t-shirts no don't fuck me up put on a suit is what I'm

“saying put on a sweater I think you're an elder statesman and you're fighting”

that yeah it's be more sign felt oh hell yeah never mind you have some other stuff to work out what are the next five can you answer the question what do you want to go all over the world what do you want to do in the next five years before 60 what do you want to accomplish other than retiring it's almost over things you have like these grand goals I just want to bring it

out of him a little because you have it it it it so you just exist you're actually almost Buddhist because you only exist in my own yes he is now I see I was

like not even you know oh you don't you're not even real I might not be some of the

things I think it's more likely than not that this is a figment of our bad mood that me and you were in an insane asylum still dressed like this I mean let them dress up on Saturday it's what they love we only get Disney media if we see anything more

“violence are fucking stabbing each other if we're the nuthouse if we see anything”

successful we're going to each other you and these guys work at the insane time they are the nurses just be producer show us under your tongue let's see that you took the pill are you seeing Bobby Lee again god damn it get it doubles meds now they've created some little Korean you told me you told me you told me you do want to travel a little bit when you're done I love that but not but

he wants to do it very like very chill he's not like a go disappear for he's

not like are he of course yeah well you seem to I want to be I want to be I mean he it doesn't influence me I know you love the idea but idea but I don't think I can do it you can like being backpacking in the trails of your I agree you've you've lived too comfortable a life you can't you can't do that shit I'm with you too I've only had money for like two three years and I

can't like like I've started noticing bad sheets do you believe that bad what sheets like I had sheets oh why grew up I would I would sleep on floor you know like I had the same Aladdin sheets until I was that was 27 years old yeah yeah but like now I it actually pisses me off that I showed you the world that guy yeah yeah yeah yeah he did and it does make me want to fuck girls that

look like Jasmine yeah yeah she was a bad-nourmini newper driver I was chatting the whole time oh really oh and what do you want to you know it mean like to invested how do you do with start-up you know it's like Larry King issue how do you do stand-up you think I don't know I don't know what he'll luxuries you have luxuries have you ever seen that clip of Danny

yeah yeah yeah the funny thing about he said yes but he's a jet he was Larry I was what are some luxuries you love to afford and he's like a nice new pair of socks yeah you go socks is it what do you think and he's like oh like private jets or he goes private yeah yeah Larry I was on ductale it's so good that is a great tell me about I don't have seen it you just literally did it for

babe it's not much more we don't have to watch the video it's the exact same thing but the proof is the proof is that old holly would like that they must have made such absorbent amounts of money so quickly that they were like once you

“they see you on TV you must be a billionaire totally and that because like”

that was old holly would stop and I'm sure Larry was worth unblocked that motherfuckers by riches hell but that's what I mean is that era he assumed because back then if you saw young guy and TV who became an actor you're like oh you gotta be it of course you gotta be fucking rolling in the dough of course Danny put his like what are you talking about dude I drove myself here yeah yeah yeah

it's like the little lord of the rings actors oh yeah those guys are low they got screwed no really they got talked they got four three movies they got two hundred grand a piece not it sounds like a lot it is a lot of money it's not

not in 30 days those movies lived in New Zealand for a month here yeah that's not

“stood no a couple people also revealed that he roughly 250 thousand”

dollars for the entire trilogy with no film research who the fuck made the money well who made the deal yeah Orlando Bloom was 175 for all three movies Elijah Wood for sure Elijah Wood got fucking bankrolled on that thing there's no way he got screwed I hope Harry Potter is fucking rich he's got to be he's got to see that I'm sure he yeah Harry Potter's got to be Daniel

Radcliffe I'm sure he's fucking caked out of them good for that they all got paid and he was showing his cock in a horse play what's speaking of horses that he was in his he was in a play called Equus where he showed his cock he made a

hundred million dollars from all of the Harry Potter that's incredible he

deserves it dude to move it they need to deserve more they made aid of them he deserves less so you think so I mean because he you're talking about a movie that each movie probably made of now you're a billion dollars you're right in terms of who had all the money so what he's got to be his penis is in there he shows his winters I don't know maybe doesn't show his cock or no no no

let's just he goes yeah yeah yeah he does show his cock let's just say he does yeah he looks so you could go so it's so funny to think about being like a like a Harry Potter super fan hmm being like you know some theater girl being like I can't wait to see him on Broadway he is dick but he made it as a kid right he was a child I child so he doesn't know what it like to work at Jersey Mike's

“or whatever no but his life is so fucking we like salute to him for like for”

not losing his mind yes it's that's true are you a London guy I because you love London I I every time I go I have a fun time I don't know why I feel like it's a little fantasy town it's fake it's like where do you like because I don't like I'm not a New York I either you know I love it's like fucking any big cities you love it here though yeah there's something California guy I think

L.A. is the best city in the world no yeah 100% that's just you know you just like it here I personally yeah prefer it I think what you think about what's wrong with me nothing I don't know a very Larry King King like you're one of the ladies you're one of the ladies I'm one of the other one the other Larry Dave you're very Larry Dave did I sometimes you've been Larry David sometimes

you're Larry King sometimes you're Larry the cable guy yeah I'm saying you're him sometimes and a very nice man yeah he's the man I don't know yeah he's one of the nicest fucking guys he's he is very rad yeah okay so let me ask you this you're headlining club yeah okay which you you rarely do because you're I love clubs and I'm going back me too yeah legit that's next year me that's my

exact same plan so it's a kind of bullshit honestly theaters are just not what's okay so you're doing a weekend right and they go listen we need to there's a guy that's doing a guest spot we need to kick you out of the green room because he's a huge name what yeah just hear me out okay okay so I want to just throw you some names see if they they're allowed to kick you out

of your dressing room okay sure I mean the answer is no in principle for anyone

this is unless there's like one then I will play this game no good but I it's interesting to think like would there be somebody that like you know George

“Carland if he's alive yes that's what we got I found a name the first name”

we you know the guy you named is dead he's a dead guy I need name he's a legend throughout the past three I would if you'd go I judge Carland yes next okay let's start working let's start lower in than height or someone that's alive can I help you know my fucking game oh yeah you're right you're right I'm this is my fucking game I'm sorry your birthday it's your game you're right though I'm gonna do it your

way okay okay Dan Cook no okay what all right he can come in I'd be like hey man let's chat yeah I'm not will you let him get give him a guest spot yeah of course okay but I'm not getting kicked out of my own green room I don't think anybody's gonna let them get kicked out of their own green room I think Richard prior if he was alive again you keep naming yeah if Lenny Bruce was if a guy

was jailed in the sixties for saying fuck I would let him have my green room but

yes no can what a great movie Lenny so you're saying no one alive basically yeah

I mean I would be like you can chill below me if Lou is like I'm gonna take over I'm gonna take over like that's just why the fuck would anybody do that that's his game yeah like somebody wants to come into your house and like fuck your life it's like no you may have story okay we're Sam Tripoli yeah okay you know him yeah he was headlining his first headlining gig in the Addison Improv Dallas okay

okay that Friday he gets a call from the club yo men see as in town that's insane and he goes okay and he goes he's now headlining that's a little

it yeah well we don't have like a schedule I don't know so is there any

situation I mean that's just so the happens that's just a very rarely it does happen not a flow in the town and they bump you from your fucking when you're a young headliner he's not sure yeah when you're starting absolutely if I own the club and you're headlining and Richard prior was like I need the green room by myself again yes yes yes yes I would be like I would get the

fuck oh my god can you bring my grandmother back next yes whatever you need

“can we can we who else can we resurrect that's what I would be saying I wouldn't”

be like I wouldn't be worried about my place in comedy I would be like who is this necromancer that you found the broad Richard prior back that's the most interesting part no a lot of agramanters yeah with my connections with my new girlfriend oh really does he with the occult she's a witch she's a witch and she has a lot of can she's right doesn't why have three witches at my house

right now they're at it's a birthday and so I let allow them to use my access to my pool because I double double toilet and travel it's going to bubble and up something back what if they what if they're fucking getting your like hair and shit could they're actually has it tell them what you did with me what she told you to do with me it's still there oh my god your name's still

there what is it she was like she wrote your name down like no she goes ram in the middle of the planet but we were in London we got a fight yeah we got a big fight big fight you and him yeah it was so fucking fun you were touring and had a fight yeah I see obviously I threw like a water bottle or something

I said I was never going to really be that we've healed that's a joke that the

fight yeah I screamed and I didn't throw it at you I threw it against the wall I know you did but very violently that is legit that's that's abusive dad behavior yeah I did you bitch and it's like you're basically yeah yeah I screamed out of my dad would do that I threw it and then I threw it the direction he wasn't in yeah it was nowhere I mean that's classic I screamed that way and

then I threw it that way that's my dad was in prison while I was in middle school behavior thing maybe I would never hurt him anyway I was so I got back in the town and I'm dating I mean my girlfriend and she goes you got to put this

“fucking name on a piece of paper there I go okay yeah that's how she said”

it creating her teeth did you tell her what you did how annoying you were how much of a brat did you tell her that you give her those details you little fucking fat lazy brat let's not reminisce you know that should be the name and right before whatever happens next uncle's staff on Netflix September eighth let's remind you that's remember folks and I was already out what

September eighth when is Bobby's when is your November I'm not a November he's he's November oh no November but um anyway she told me to wait he just come out and fucking September and November you cock so I know his special oh I think he said when's his special no when's his birthday oh now yeah now which which today's date again September September 17th oh so the

special already been out so just check it it's already out right now and it's doing very well so before anything else happens just keep watching it now back

“to London anyway she goes you got to put his name on a piece of paper good”

acting thank you do that on tires next year this is why I have insecurities so this is not this is why I have them someone's got to give them to you it's because of you everyone just lifts you up I got to pull you down yeah you don't have to I pulled up will you up this is every this is everybody I've

always pulled you up carrying Bobby yeah whatever you need Bobby yeah and this is

you yeah yeah I don't need this I want it it's too much pressure now you anyway she said I'm this and you're Odysseus trying to stay above as this he is wild what's name on a piece of paper yeah and she's going when guardian let me out so yeah so I put his name on a piece of paper folded it put it in the freezer and his name is still in my freezer I need to cool off you see if you hold off

yes as she done any we haven't fought since now we haven't fought since really yeah take it out tonight let's see what happened I'll take it out and don't tell him when you're going to do it that's a fun experience how about this put it in the fridge so it's a slow train no you're not only the experiment now we fought we fought twice on tour and and that two big fallouts but we

made up when we hugged him we kiss I love that and I'm more interested in this witch has she done any hexes around you have you seen her curse anyone or done any magic for good she's only a good that's great she's Glendora she doesn't like anything Glendora city and Southern California it's all possible she

using anybody big guy you're mad at him remember yeah don't take it out

no no unfortunately my career what do you got to say what are you killing it are you barking I want to say something to you right now yes so I thought really take this to heart if you're capable okay we're way to start a compliment or or or a or a criticism I'm Korean Bobby Lee what I don't

know but one of them I know that who are you talking I don't know I'm talking

right okay but my point they'll be we're back in the psych ward yeah that's

“what that's what the nurses say to calm us down I'm Korean Bobby Lee I'm your”

friend it's we're doing that we're doing the podcast now get in though get it and they strap us in we're like podcast we need we need a podcast we need to do

riffs okay what are we gonna tell me Robert these you know are you withdrawn to

your mind palace my palace my palace yeah I went in there yeah I forgot what I was gonna I've been thinking for the last minute but you asked somebody if you had a lady and then you deflected and you said I'm gonna give you a

“comprawly he was gonna say that you're a great actor and in great movie no”

what I was gonna say is that that's true right now in your life from as my perspective yes I would love to have your perspective I will give it to you thank you you're welcome why so hostile this is why I'm not doing it I'm literally excited you were you say like I said I looked up to you as a child don't say that I know it's it makes me I know I mean it's I mean it's the same with how

will do you 37 yeah I have the same thing I looked I loved watching him when I was young yeah what I was gonna say to you is that I have all of the people that I know from our ecosystem at least right you're doing wonderful things oh thanks dude and you have I mean I can't there's certain things I can't even say so I'm not gonna say it okay but what do you mean the end word you played you play your

cards perfectly play my cards for you that sounds like a backhanded compliment no I know what he's trying to say he's like being a slick way of

“saying he thinks you're on the right side of things oh okay that's what he”

said thank you I appreciate that you make good choices is what he thinks you like that and the best choice you're gonna make right now is you're looking to that camera and do what can I say the answer midway point thank you and we're halfway into the party yeah we're being a bad friend thank you for being a bad friend Uncle Stop on Netflix right now go watch it don't watch Uncle

Stop on Netflix thank you