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"I'm always good, always good."

"I'm always very happy." "I'm always happy." "I'm always happy."

“"Hey, buddy, we have new merch. We love it, man."”

"Oh, that's so amazing." "Check it out." "Yeah, yeah. We've got this beautiful sweater here. That's in gray. We've got the yellow one for Bobby." "Mustard." "Mustard, and this is what color is this?"

"Pink." "Very good." "Selmon." "Selmon." "So we got new merch, go to badfriendsmerch.com. Badfriendsmerch.com to grab this stuff right now."

"Look, it's like everything. It's always a little bit limited when it's gone. It's gone. Go to badfriendsmerch.com." "Hey, badfriends." "I'm doing a couple of shows before I take a little break and Bobby and I." "Yes." "March 14th are going to be and Thunder Valley casino, which is basically."

"This is my favorite casino, Thunder Valley." "It's Sacramento." "It's Lincoln, California, but basically, Sacramento, March 14th." "Then I'm going to be the 21st of March. I'm going to be at the win casino in Vegas." "I'm doing the little roadie fest out there in Providence, Rhode Island, and March."

"I'm going to pick up that Borgada date in Atlantic City, April 3rd, and then finally, the bad friends." "We do a show for Netflix as a joke fest. May 8th at the YouTube theater right here in the US." "You're not on the May 8th. It's going to be a fabulous." "Please come. You can go get tickets to AndrescentTune.com for my dates and for ours together." "Or also badfriendspod.com."

"You're doing it, though it." "Come see us." "You're doing it, though it." "You're doing it." "You're doing it."

"You're doing it." "You're doing it." "You're doing it." "You're disgusting." "Really you too."

"I'm a bad friend." "I'm a bad friend." "You." "You." "You."

"God, I love this guy."

“"Well, congrats to Michael Jackson, posthumously getting a movie released here."”

"April release date." "What are you doing the movie?" "What do you play?" "What do you play?" "Bubbles."

"Oh, your bubbles." "Little tiny bubbles." "It's like, don't bite that." "Bubbles." "Don't bite that. Don't bite that kid."

"Bubbles get down from there." "Bubbles cut that out." "Bubbles still alive." "You won, bubble to stop." "You know he's still alive."

"No, he's not." "Yeah, bubble." "Yeah, because they live as long as humans." "Wait, bubbles is alive." "Yeah, he likes to see three."

"Where's he live?" "He's in Florida." "West Palm?" "Lore down." "Let's go down there. Let's go see him."

"What?" "Let's go say hi to him." "He's only 42 years old." "He's my age." "Bubbles"

"Yeah." "He looks way better than you." "He resides at the center for great apes and Wachula Florida." "Thank you for the provides care." "We've got to go down and see bulbs."

"Yeah, we guys see him." "Look at him." "He's so much happier." "He was miserable at neverland." "Look at he went bald."

"Because all the stuff he saw." "Thinking about all that." "All the trauma he had, he went bald." "Look at his face there." "Help me."

"With Michael." "Look at that face." "What he's seen in 40 years."

“"I've ran into this guy on the street before."”

"It's like he was in nom." "Look at his face." "He was." "Yeah." "Oh, God, what a cutie."

"Bubbles don't have to need to see that." "Yeah." "Do you think when he dies, he'll see his Michael. You'll be happy." "No."

"Terrified." "You'll run to a different clown." "Yeah, terrified." "Are there clouds in Heavens?" "100%.

Yeah." "That's what it is up there." "I wonder what this clouds. Can you chill on it?" "Do you can."

"Yeah, I can." "Yeah." "It's so much different than that. I've had it." "I was chilling on a cloud."

"And you floated by." "With your little angel wings."

"I mean, the first one would be like, oh my God, there's a port."

"Yeah." "Yeah." "Porgs in Heaven." "That was a Clapton song?" "Yeah."

"Porgs in Heaven." "And that'd be like, "No, that's on Dre. Would you talk?" "No way." "Somebody people to see."

"No." "Somebody people to talk to." "That's, that's work." "You guys wouldn't be in the same part of Heaven." "Uh-huh."

"There's no chance." "You'd be sectionally, you'd be nowhere near each other." "You'd be in the VIP." "Oh, yeah." "That's all."

"I would be Cleopatra." "Yeah, dude." "Yeah, yeah." "He's in general a little bit." "He's a queen Cleopatra."

"Who else am I?" "Pull of ear." "Oh, okay." "Kindermone." "I'm trying to choose my cloud."

"You are." "You are." " Cleopatra, who else?" "Um, Judas wouldn't be there, right?" "He might."

"He might be there."

"You never know. He might have snuck in."

"Yeah." "He's sneaky." "Take Nicholas." "Yes." "Yeah, yeah."

"I have to take with Satan." "He's a saint." "Yeah." "And he's fat." "He knows where the good food is."

"He does." "Yeah, yeah." "I'll get me a gingerbread." "Right." "Yeah, mate."

"I'll get it." "Egnogated." "Saint Nick." "He knows all the good shit." "He knows where to get it."

"Yeah, yeah." "Now, fancies in Jen Pop." "Who's on your cloud?" "Who's in my cloud?" "It happened."

"Bondy's not there." "What do you mean?"

"Ted, "Bondy's not there."

"Why is he not there?" "Why is he not there?" "He's a serial killer." "He's in hell." "Okay."

"All right." "They're not clouds and hell." "Yeah." "Maybe he's going to get a pass." "A pass?"

"A pass?" "A pass?" "He has to go back down." "At night?" "Yeah."

"But during the day." "What about Ted Kazinsky?" "He's not up there, dude." "Come on." "Tell me."

"People that would be up there." "That would be written here." "Garard to get up there." "Okay." "Oh, Jay."

"He could be." "He could be."

“"You're a sinner. You can still get in to have it."”

"Yeah." "So, you accepted Jesus Christ as your lotus head right before you bat died." "Or in limbo." "You can do it, too."

"By the way, speaking of death, let's be honest." "Gat that over here, huh." "Fucking annoying." "It was awful." "She was so cool, man."

"You better?"

"Did I never tell you this right?"

"No." "Yeah." "I've never met her." "We hung out." "No."

"No, we never hung out." "No, I never told you this story. I thought I told the story on the show. "I have to tell this on the show." "She went through your show."

"She went to see me the Emperor." "This is a quick, I'll do it quick for the fans." "No, this is great." "No, no, here's crazy." "I didn't get to meet her."

"Yeah." "When I did that Christopher Gashow."

“"Some reason somehow," she was around and had said she was wanted to go see me live.”

"I guess after I did the show with guest." "And she came to see me the Emperor of the sound guy." "The old sound guy was like, "Cathema Harris here to see you." "Oh my god, this is great." "And I was like, "No, she's fucking not here."

"This guy." "I swore." "Yup." "Yup." "I got it."

"I never met her, but I was sad that not meet her because I was such a, she, one of my favorite.

"What you performed and she was in the audience?" "Did the Emperor of she sat there and then the sound guy came back down after I went upstairs and I said, "Where is she?" "And he said, "She was loving it. She laughed the whole show." "And then the moment you got off, she got up and left."

"And I was like, "No way." "Oh, oh my god, you never saw her after her." "But she came to see me, which was kind of right." "No, don't quickly." "Yeah."

"I have to do it. I got nervous." "I didn't know what to, I don't know. What was I going to say?" "Yeah." "I, um, you're the best." "Yeah."

"And then she would be like, "That's great. Bye." "She wanted to go home."

“"Well, I got a, um, three-fingered, um, squeeze on my hand from Stephen Tyler."”

"Wow." "Yeah." "So, I was, with Josh home." "Was this recently?" "Yeah, like, four days ago."

"Okay." "At the Comedy Store." "And Stephen Tyler walked in, walked out of the club." "This paparazzi up, you know, where, uh, the ramp on the ramp. "Yeah."

"Right." "And, um, she looks pretty." "Yeah." "So, she was pretty for a long time." "I had met him before."

"And I go, "Hi, Stephen." "And he doesn't look at me." "He takes his three fingers like this." "Right." "Like a terrodactyl."

"Right." "And squeeze his hand at the floor." "Yeah." "Like a chameleon." "Yeah, like a chameleon."

"And then just, and then he just kind of walked away." "But three fingers is fine." "He didn't even say hi." "You didn't look at me." "You know how the rocks are."

"I think I can see whatever they want." "That is an "Hey, Coco Bear Bear." "No, no, no." "Oh, Coco Bear." "No, no."

"See, you respect that, huh?" "What?" "I think fuck that, dude." "Say hi to me, you fuckhead." "There's a lot of people around them."

"Did you, he came to see you?" "No, no, no. He was there doing his benefit, Joe." "Oh, this, I thought this was a him and Josh home where they were to see you." "Bobby's nicked in the crowd."

"Oh, yeah." Yeah, we just like a random fan. Oh, wow. I thought about this way differently. Look on today. Everything I'm saying is not good. Coco Beber. Coco Beber. Let me tell you something guy. Yeah, what? Go ahead. Rip on me. Let's get it out. Let's get it out. Who talked to I didn't say. Yeah, you're a part of it. What did I do? I just said conspiracy going on. Oh my god. Here we go. All right. Anyway speaking of conspiracy show the obscene list. Let's see if I fill it up pull it up. You know who is on the obscene?

I don't know what I'm saying by the way. A bunch of comedic friends of ours because apparently I talked to Doros about this. He went to go see David tell was doing a taping at the seller and his buddy gave him the line up that night. So it was like big Jay Ocarson like a bunch of guys that he went to go see for a day of a tell taping it was for a tell and he's like you're going to love tonight and he listed the names at the seller and a bunch of people that we know are on it and that in Doros it goes kind of bummed that wasn't on it.

He went to a party of his or David tell how to taping at the seller. Yeah, they were doing a TV taping for like a small quick stand-up taping thing that he was doing. Yeah, and Epstein was emailing someone his constituents about the show that evening. And he was saying you're going to love it tonight. Here's the guys who are on the line up. You can look it up. It's gone. It's on there. It's like it's like a big Jay Ocarson was Doros on the line up and he wasn't mentioned. No, he wasn't on the line up. But he did the show the next night.

So he was bombed about that. Yeah, I don't know if you're going to find out. I don't know where Doros have found it. He said that we got pushed around a little bit like so many people on that thing. The Epstein list. Yeah, I'm not the list, but they're just mentioned in emails and this and that's like.

You know what's even crazier. I said this today in the car all these tin foil hat people that we said that remember the member pizza gate. Yeah, and we're like, come on, and then I pizza. What is that there to Pete. It's all real. It's like 50 pages of people going can't wait to get more pizza tonight. Pizza party was so good. You didn't see this? No. Oh, my God dude. There it is, comedians in the Epstein list go ahead zoom in.

Comedy seller Jeffrey E. Louis J. Gomez, David Tell Rustman Eve, Sabrina Jelice J. Ogerson and surprise guest. Wow.

Wow. Yeah. He had a good lineup. Rustman E. Maybe those comics influenced Epstein. Maybe before this, he wasn't even interested in having an island. Wow. So he went to the show. He went to go see those guys live. Yeah, he went to go to the comedy seller crazy. Yeah, but pizza was real, dude. The pizza thing is crazy. It's all over the files. All you see all the time is like starving for more pizza. He went to the pizza party. They went downstairs. There's nothing there. No, no, no, no. Pizza was code. Pizza was code. Oh, yeah. But the pizza gate thing was an actual place.

I know, but they were using it because they were using that code. They were saying the place wasn't real, but it was a code for nasty shit. Hey, yeah. Nasty. Look at this. Imagine a pizza a thousand times an F-team foul due documents reveal. By the way, nobody likes pizza that much. So you know that. You know what that is. Yeah. That's nasty, dude. Yeah. The pizza is delicious. Not like that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I know because from now on, I don't like pizza. What a pizza, dude. I don't know. I don't know. Pizza. What a pizza, dude. Pizza is the name. If it was a hot dog. If I was a hot dog and they started using hot dog. Yeah.

All right. You guys bringing me under this whole thing. I'd be like, but why did you choose hot dog? And what does that mean to my point? Pizza, you know why they chose. You know why they chose pizza. Pizza pizza party. It's what young people like pizza.

“That's what they've referred to them as pizza parties. And you know what's gross. They probably did get them pizza.”

Yeah. That's even more fucked up. Well, that ice cream. I don't know what you're doing here. I don't either.

Yeah. Let's not find a replacement first. Pervert and food. Yeah.

Yeah. The files are just mesmerizing. I can't stop reading stuff. I can't stop. It's so much nasty nasty shit. Yeah. Well, there's millions of documents. I can't go through it all. I every time a Twitter. I want the two. And I was like, I can't do it. Three millions every time on a post pops up on Twitter. I sit for an hour reading it. I can't stop. Yeah. It's I'm addicted.

And to see the company, the one that made me laugh, the hardest was about Elon, where he's like, get this fucking dork out of here. Like Elon wanted to go to a party. And they would let him in. Wow. Look at this. Probably just to Lulu and me, whatever. How many people would be what his assistant, right? He like handed off to his assistant was like, get this kind of fuck out of here.

Elon tried to get into the party and they wouldn't let him. Just like he had like a house party or something.

“Yeah. What the lake one? You know the lake one? What's the lake?”

Where he, right? He threw it through a baby in the lake. Lake Michigan. That one's pretty dark. Pretty dark. Is that me? I was the baby in the lake. It's a red head throw in the lake. Yeah. Well, the world's fallen apart. How do you feel? I feel great. I'm a lexapron.

Yay. The world's fallen apart. Got a lexapron. Yeah. I got my a little bit of riddle in some lexapro. I think it's pretty good. You're grooving. I'm grooving. I feel pretty good. I feel great. I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, are you wanting anything? I'm on creatine and I'm on Ashwaganga.

I'm on CoQ10. I'm working out every day. I'm feeling good. Yeah. But I mean, do you take any medication or anything? Uh, for my brain? Yeah. No. I take statins for my heart. You know that. Yeah. I do. Yeah. What's the, your therapist is the say?

You know, I tried, you know, I tried, what's the one? What's the main one everybody does? What? Zola? Zola? Zola. Yeah. Yeah. I tried that once and it gave, it made me so much worse when I was young.

Oh, yeah. I hated the way I felt on Zola. As soon as I got off of drugs, I felt kind of normal again. The panic was still there. But I felt more human. I felt very robotic. Does that mean you need them?

Does it mean I need them that I felt terrible on them? That, like, as soon as you got off of them, you felt good.

“That's like how, that's what crazy people say.”

Oh, when I stopped taking my medicine, everything was okay. Hmm. So, I just worry. We've had friends that stopped taking medicine. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter]

I guess we'll see Carlos. No, I feel so much better when I got off of them. I took them when I was a young lad when I was in college.

And I don't want to take anything else.

You know what I take? I take Jesus.

“I take big doses of Jesus every morning.”

Hmm. I pray to my God that you're going to be okay. That you're going to be okay. Can I pray that you're going to be okay, too? What a caveman do without medication back in the day. Like, if you had like 80 HD, you know what I mean?

What's around a lot? No, he's just kind of like, you know, like, cave painting and then he's distracted by a spider. [laughter] I like that. [laughter]

I'm mad. This, this, this lexaprow is working. [laughter] Or, or like, you know what I mean? You're the anxiety.

There's no zanx, you know what I mean? How do you explain that to another caveman? [laughter] You know what I mean? [laughter]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. [laughter] Right? I mean, there was no medication. Let's explain it. You're a caveman.

“Give me cave talk about trying to tell me.”

convince me that you have depression. Oh, all right? Yeah. [laughter] Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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[laughter] [laughter] They speak a little French. [laughter] A little French.

[laughter] [laughter] [laughter] They speak a little French. Yeah, that's how we learned it.

[laughter] New home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they, you know, I'm sure language was developed that way.

What was the first word? Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, okay.

“When you're going to attack with some of life.”

Yeah, yeah. It was emotions. It could be, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Yeah, pan. Yeah, yeah.

Nobody knows the first word.

[laughter] But somebody had-- Oh, look. What? And think of sounds.

Many believe that Ow and Oz surprised. We literally just said that. Yeah, because we know. No, but that's amazing. Yeah, because smart.

Yeah, we are. Yeah, yeah. Simple request food. This. Who?

Yo. Without hands can you do it? [laughter] Oh. [laughter]

Yeah, yeah. [laughter] Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, man. Oh, dude.

Can I do something for you and Kay Man's Speak? Yeah, go. Imagine we're around a fire pit, and I'm telling you you're my body. Yeah. Not you.

I'm talking about you. Well, another guy. Yeah. You're a different guy, but I'm talking about Bobby. Okay.

Okay. See if you can get this story. Okay. See. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Let me do it. Let me do it. That didn't get out. Okay. It's funny. It's fun. That's fun. Dude, imagine for the people listening to the podcast not to see this in your car. Oh my god, it's so funny. You and I would have been great cavemen. I would be the best.

But you know, would we, um, it would just be you and I because of warmth would we be hugging every body.

Yeah, we would never go for women. Yeah, we would never go. I would. I would. No chance.

No, because you that back then you got a and then drag them by their hair. You wouldn't do that. You were liberal before you do it. Yeah, you're liberal. Well, you know what I would provide. Okay. I'm a woman. Ask me out. Then as a cave woman. Oh Well that hurts evening

Yeah, yeah, wow we would have been great cave people cave would have been the way to go, man

“How do you teach kids in cave like life lessons? Can you do that? It's just like animals they see and they see and they repeat monkeys”

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That's not a door brother that looks like a door to me. That's pretty. Dory. I do that said it's more a Hobbit door A lot of the ring. More than rings door. I don't know how old this is But I just saw you open that. How you see a friend in all of this So stupid. No, but you know, do you remember no, I don't see it. You don't remember? I didn't see it. I can explain Yeah, please. Okay, and lower the rings right so trying to get in the minds of more or you're and there's a door that looks exactly like that

But they don't want to get in so they all sit out there for like hours and then Frodo has a suggestion Say right he's he goes see friend and Elvis and she says it in the door open bullshit

“Friend yeah, see look look at that door now go back to the Kazakhstan door. Yeah, what it was just found this last year, right?”

It's not what it said 2025. Yeah

Bro, you're telling me that's not a fucking doorway zoom in to the one of the left. That is a that's a man standing outside of it. By the way Oh, that oh yeah, that's it. So what does that got to be 50 75 feet up? That's a door dude. It's just Happens to look like one How is that naturally occurring they can't even explain it doesn't look like it's naturally occurring in the rock. Well then knock on it look

These are two Kazakhstanians. Yeah Okay, if we go about the door. We will not go door. Yeah, friend and Elvish Look at that Yeah, yeah, that's a fucking door. Yeah, dude. That's not a part of a mountain. That's a door. Yeah, wow

That's a creepy cave door to something that we don't want to know. Yeah, just knock on it. I would never you would never I would knock you'd not gonna

Then you'd run and leave me there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah some giant comes out Imagine he goes Bobby Mom But kind of you see the show. Yeah, I'm getting we have to do we should do a bad friend's abroad where we explore these hidden There's no way that's gonna happen. You know how far it takes to get even get there the Kazakhstan

You'd stop. No, but to get to that door

“You have to take a donkey you know me you know me in the paraglide”

And the zip line and then it's getting flights. We can do a nonstop one stop 20 hours dude. How boring is Kazakhstan? Oh? Oh, it's supposed to be beautiful really. Yeah Yes, that's what they're going to be bro. Hey, let's be nice. There's about 40 people to listen to us in Kazakhstan Yeah, no, I love Kazakhstan. Shout out to kasi's. I love kasi's. Look at that. They got a thing with all the good city. Oh Ooh

Ooh They're kind of Asian looking which is a what I like Eastern European has this like right on the border of Mongolian looking I mean Afghanistan is the nation yeah, it is in Asia, but it's still so far Eastern it still graphs a piece of Europe, right? Doesn't it feel like you're a combination between Eastern Europeans and Asian that they look at where it is doesn't that feel you're Eastern Europe and Asia at the same time It's the center

Wait wait wait go go go. Can you zoom in please right next to Mongolia? So it's got that but look Western Kazakhstan go way west Look it butts up there to what what is that what countries next door? Yeah, man. That's Your Eastern Europe dude. You're kissing it. You're kissing it. Yeah, you're kissing it. Yeah Like if you look at some parts of Russia too, well Russia spans the map if you go like way Oh, it's East is Asian West is European. Yes, that's right. Yes, yeah Western Russia might as well be you know, what is that like

Even bleeds into Finland imagine the Finn Russians the rush fins Like it's some parts of Russia they would think that I was probably Mongolian 100% Mongolian. I've seen Russians look completely Asian. Yes, yeah the Mongolian one Mongolian

That's a singer like that. How do you do a Russian Asian accent? I'm trying to do it right now. I can't even do it from Russia we will come from from from Russia

“Yeah, that's really hard to come on. Yeah, that's it. Oh, that's how do you know”

Maybe and you say it's a in Russia in Russia in Russia in Russia I'm trying Fucking finish it. Hey, man. Sorry my I'm aggressive. It's Alexa Pro in Russia in Russia Car drives you In Russia. In Russia cause I you that's that's good. That's pretty that's a guy that's there That's a man that exists in out there in Russia. No, we're out there. Yeah, but there's like look at all that land up like where there's no bigs like

They I saw this take talk where there's this rickety train that's coal still Which you make a movie called rickety train. Yeah, it's a rickety train with coal still right and the tracks Sometimes they have to go out and they fix the railroad tracks, right? Yeah, and it's in Russia and it's like these small towns and they they heard go I mean, yeah, there are people way out. Yeah, polar express. Yeah Did you yeah, do you save your bell did you take your bell on the rickety train

If you listen to the bell you can hear train coming Train is bringing new goats Yeah

That's incredible what happens if you're like out there and you're and you you're like a good looking dude. You can't model

There you can Train model Train model oh you model on the train. I'll let you walk around from card a car. Oh, I see what do if you're a hot guy Like you're a hot guy you have let's you know you're a good actor Right like you're you just that's your dream got it you have it. You're like the fillin steamer Hoffman, but you look like Brad Pitt

Right damn and you got ten of the little skills you're done. You'll deal with skills. Yeah, you know and you got Haley Joel Osmond feet Why not little feet yeah, that's a little feet right and you're like You're so so dress well

For what you and you look at the smallest town in northern Russia there's no hope

I guess you but you got to be the hottest guy in a small town

“Yeah, but does he go to Moscow and try to do theater? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what you do. Yeah, yeah”

Become a dancer or an actor. Yeah. What is that international actors agency up there? It's a Russian town agency But it was it looked like it was gonna spy on us. I could use that my agents are doing shit. Yeah, I could really use a bump I might as well go to what if they wouldn't sign me You know, I called right no the Mongolian agency would Kill down there. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know

I've commercial with an eagle on my arm Eagle insurance. Yeah, those are like dude Mongolians dude. I mean, do you see um Physical Asia yeah, we watch that we talked about that. Yeah, yeah, but the Mongolians They're tough people. Yeah, they're nuts. They're nuts. Well, the gangas club was nuts My dog. Yeah, miss you all right, P. All right, key RIP gangie. Yeah, physical Asia. Yeah, the Mongolians are you just thought they were for making fun

No They were dry eskimos That guy's huge in the front. Yeah

“My god. I think when you live out there you just you just toughen. Yeah”

What's the slang for this Mongolian team? What's the slang? What's the slang? What's the what's the phrase for this team? A promotional phrase what would their phrase be if this was a poster for the Mongolian team? What the fuck is going on? I got it loaded up what Mongolia We got the beef Oh

Mongolia The beef yeah, we got the beef with you Also try my Mongolian beef right now on special a panic special and I didn't See if there's a hot Mongolian women for sure there's probably not women all over the world. I don't know I don't think so yeah hot Mongolian women

Bingo I mean you think yes the verbal very pretty or the region yeah Yeah, no, look at me right now. Yeah, dude Give me another one give me a couple. Yeah, give me a couple. There we go. Yep. Is that your aunt? Yeah, yeah, I guess there's one right there

“That's how you wrote this is a shit not a Europe. She's sort of yeah that her gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous”

Yeah, okay, okay, there we go He typed in how Collecting usually how Mongolian woman yeah, there you go. That's Mongolia. Yeah. That's pretty Mongolian Couple of mountains. Anyway, foreground. Let's move on from the Mongolian Let's get off a Mongolian. Let me zoom in on that girl. Yeah, I'll get on the street

She's carrying trash

It's never headed that back crazy. What is going on there? Get off of that. Get off it. Okay, I'm gonna watch go

Go, please go watch go coming out Go this out. No, when this comes out. It'll be out right now. It's out. Please go see. I know guys taking us to the premiere. Nope It's just me and I and we're gonna go that's crazy. You thought that we would take the premiere. Are you gonna wear suit? I thought about it, but it's a basketball movie, so I think then thought I should just wear like casual clothes

But we never wear sports coats. How about like jeans t-shirt sports coat? I don't want to wear a collar

I don't think it fucking matters anymore. Okay. Look what you're just gonna dress regular Well, yeah, because who's it for the photos our moms? Oh, yeah, do you know what I mean? Like at this point

“But if like everyone's wearing a suit and we're like, we're like, you know how we're how much more red could that be?”

I guess I wear a dress. We'd still like to wear a dress because you know that Nick Kroll is gonna wear a suit like a purple suit Yeah, but he could be that's but he's they're more professional than us, dude Okay, he's a worked. I was literally gonna go buy a suit tomorrow. Oh, okay, buy one. I'm telling you. I'm not gonna wear one like a black suit I have no interest in that with a black tie like look you know me same black a lot

Yeah, I love black me. I'm gonna wear a white suit white tie

You have suits. I dude. Let's do suit. Let's do suit. Can I tell you what's a bummer? What I try to put on a suit the uh what a week ago. Yeah, for my sisters wedding coming up. Yeah Too fat for that suit. See you again. I don't know. I have to get a new brand new suit. Yeah. I'm too fat for my old suit I'm 205 right now. Are we gonna go? Where should we go to get a suit? Yeah, men's warehouse What do you mean? I go to Jimmy House

Jimmy O Yang has his own good suit for little people. Oh, yeah that one. Yeah Tom Ford will like fix it for you. I'm going to Ronnie Changs. He's got a Wait a minute. Where would you really go to get a suit if you're really gonna get me out the uh it's right down the street Shut up dude. I swear to God. It's a little people store. It's no it's for small actors like Seth rogue green goes Seth green goes um Elijah go like we go

There's headshots of like all all all the little actors to the little people suit stores so funny yeah everything's half off

“Yeah, you have size six in these like whoa big foot slow down. Williams goes. I think Brad Williams goes. But it's we've looked it up before right. Yeah”

It's a real what's so funny We said you have people like you have You have people that go to like you know me vegan doll Will you go to little people suit store, please? Yeah Google little people suit store. Just the idea is so fantastic. It's the one that I go to Jimmy House Like 800 bucks. There's half the fabric

Little people suit store Jimmy house for men in five eight and under. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? What is that funny dude? You piss at me off. It's so funny because five eight you know it's like whoa you're tall

Five eights in the tall section really nice door though. Yeah, looks amazing. Everything

Like a doll house. Yeah, yeah like a one a doll house That entire store fits in my car Dude Jimmy out. Yeah, yeah, let me see Jimmy. Give it up Jimmy. There he is. He's there Every time I go in what's up? Well, one of the the small celebrities that call Look, this is that Seth greens right there

Yeah burn burn. Yeah burn burn. Our dog. All right, yeah burn go. All right, be verney. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. Yeah Yes, so we all go. I love it there. Yeah. It also What's your fucking problem dude? Why is this so funny? I don't know. Yeah, yeah Little ties it's just so cute everything small This is cute dude. I like Jimmy oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, I was gonna go tomorrow, but oh do celebs that go to Jimmy

Oh, I want to see the list of celebs that it celebs that go it's the one of your guys what's his name Right friends having friends happens go. Yeah. Wait zoom in. Oh dude Martin she an Al Pacino Walberg de Vito Pashy Seth Green Jason Alexander David Spade and Bobby Lee. Yeah, Spade goes He does that child of him Yes, so I go there

But you you can you understand the relief when you go into a place like that and you are five four and you're like Oh, this is for me. It's got a feel good. It feels good. I like that you admit that you're five four For years this five six game you were playing

“Spade. Hey, you're on you're on bad friends with me and Bobby where do you go to buy suits?”

Um Oh, I don't know. I'm probably be honest if you're gonna get a suit where do you go be honest? I would probably go to theory or something but Toronto ones are too tight

Don't say

“A little short play. Do you ever go to do you go to Jimmy out?”

So wait

Beyond is have you ever shot the Jimmy?

Your head shots on the wall Bobby walk out looking too full back You're going out for four or six All right, love you buddy Love you, bye

Spade We're plug in Jimmy. Ahs man. This is good. Yeah. This is good thing Marcelo Hernandez would probably go there. No, he'd have no you do custom. Yeah. Yeah, he would do custom

“All right. All right. All wear a suit if you want to wear a suit”

Okay, I'm excited about this premiere. I'm not kidding. I hope the movie's good. Yeah, I'm like actually excited for it I am too and I also that's why I got nervous the other night because I was on the billboard for the new Pixar movie and I was like oh That's gonna bury it but it comes out and tomorrow. I thought we're good. Oh, we're good. We're good We'll have some time. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know what it's called that one that one. It looks great. That one looks great. Hoppers I know yeah, that looks yeah. It looks so cute. Yeah

God, Pixar. They don't miss do that. They don't miss it. They just don't miss yeah, they just what what's the Strokeface? Yeah, what have they missed? They have missed a couple times. They've missed a couple times. What? Yeah? What if you're talking Percentage wise Elio Elio Elio Elio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cars two was fine. No. Yeah, you're crazy Cars two was fine. Good dinosaur was fine. Light your brave was good. That's people like that because they're racist All right, go ahead. I'm gonna go to go to go to Pixar movies just just do Pixar movies. Yeah, there. Oh, gee was so perfect

Brother you can't not every one you can't go undefeated. It was the jazz one they did. Oh, I like the error. Different with all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that movie Well, he looks like the guy from an error group. Okay. Look toy stories all of them phenomenal finding emo inside out

Amazing. I mean inside out. I mean up

Coco incredible A rat a two week monster thing soul. These are all bangers. Yeah, bangers turning red Wally Finding gory Incredibles my point stop their bugs light. Yeah, they they can point is you have that many stop it

They're unbelief so they make one or two that are like not as fun They're good. They're on fire. They're on fire, but you know who's gonna be on more fire? What? From the creators of the spider verse comes goat. Yeah, the the littleist to make it to the bags in goat. Can you do your voice that we do on the movie? I don't remember we do announcers in the movie we play what you're saying. I know you're yeah, go ahead. Do yours Well steals the ball. Yeah, that's it. I sound like that. I saw it's it's I'm stealing from

Marvalbor. I sound like Marvalbor. Can you do your what was mine? Your yours yours is like you kept going like oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well, take it to the lead. That's exactly right. Yeah, yeah Also remember every time we would go in I would go and he can you play it again so we could hear it like what I sounded like because I forget Well, it's easy to forget because you do the sessions every three fucking months. Yeah, so you don't even know when they happen

Great fruit plates They really did knock it out with the fruit plates. I mean you know sometimes you do ADR right and it's like get out

Yeah, those short little balls of water a brand you've never even heard of but this one was

Beautiful cheese and fruit plate. It was really nice. Yeah, yeah, some of them sometimes you go in there. It's a pack of new ports Yeah, yeah, yeah for your throat Yeah, it was way better is way better doing it together was important. We did it together every time you know they're writing a second one right now I mean, I think they make them do that just in case the first one does well all right doesn't mean anything It just means like if it does really well. I think they're writing the second one. Yeah, those guys wrote a good one

You feel if you got recast I'd feel like it would be appropriate I think it's okay. You killed it. No for big they'd want a name This is the thing if they want a big name they'd recast us for like they'd be like the and the announcers are played by a pretty big key and peel no

“We're not camp here. Right. Yeah, yeah, we're not here. That's what I mean is like if they wanted to upgrade they could easily upgrade. Yeah”

And that's fine with me. Not for me. I don't care. Yeah, not for me. I'm in elementary level. I'm down there. I'll take it Hey, man, I'll park the cars. No, you won't do I'll get out there and park your eyes to love valing I valated but hopefully you try to play this like I'm a struggling guy and then you're at the highest level

I wouldn't do the most high class guy and now is down to earth though. I'm on the earth. Who's that more down to earth and or me? You walk right into that and you're being real. Oh stop it No, yeah stop it. No way stop it. Just no way. It's where you you know what we both live You both are really really down to earth. No, that makes me so mad right now All right. She would the way move what my clone dead. He knows the truth relax, Billy

No one's illegal on stolen land You're right no one's illegal on stolen land. You're not. Yeah, you're right That's funny. That's a funny shame saving because Ben her house is I'm stolen land

I know that's a fun they found out her 14 million dollar houses on a stolen land

Whose Billy eyelash. Oh really no one's illegal on stolen land. Yeah Really her house is on if I can plot a land that's you know whatever, but the you knew they were gonna find that That's what she said Billy eyelash Sign over her $14 million mansion if it's stolen land hand over the keys says Tonga tribe to vonga tribe It's funny if the tribe's are coming at you. That's trouble be careful dog

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I've been playing video games till nine in the morning and I woke up 45 minutes before I got it. I know you look like it. It sounds like I can hear it in your voice. Yeah, I'm a lost I revisit it star field What that's just yeah, yeah, and it's been grinding and it's I need help

“I need help. Why are you doing this yourself grinding is that it's not what most people think? What do you mean?”

Just what I've been playing what is it? Ratchet and Clank. Oh, yeah, it's really good people playing arcwriters like aircraft Like hey me have you downloaded it yet? I don't want to play with you What you guys gotta you gotta get up get out and do This is crazy do it. That's too much time. That's not the thing that doesn't mean anything. It means everything When you go to a plant you got to survey the whole thing you got it you know me and all the minerals and raw

How about this how about analyze all the animals and stuff how about do it a times when it's helpful for your your Sarkadian rhythm now. Okay, I'm about doing in the middle of the day. Okay. What I'm going to say to you is this What else is there to do what do you mean right your next hour

I'll crush the bones and you got some stuff for you what meet up with people hang out go have a lunch go do a writing session go exercise go

See things that you've never seen before yeah

Get up get out. I went to my fifth VR thing the other day by myself I'm in the VR food right You know, I'm wearing a dude thing. Where is that it was in Sherman? Oh, oh my self. I'm Why don't you ask anybody to come with you? No, I wanted to go and they were like your your solo You're spending hundreds of dollars just to buy yourself and after about 45 minutes I eat alone

You know, I mean at that little plaza there. This is what I would add noodles self and do this is me right self-induced and then I call me What else is there to do? Oh, I'll go to the we spa. I'm alone naked in a spa I'm alone Call any all the time

Never calls me. Yeah, every once well gene will be like let's go to you know, I mean young king

“So we go to young king sweet and sour pour why are you trying to go meet up with check-a-dos?”

Nobody wants to say that's bullshit. Dude. I've seen your fucking riot. What I'm saying is this is that, you know, this is me for life A 13-year-old white boy in the mall. Yeah. Yeah, my point is is that What else is there to do? Go hang out with people you just don't reach out you don't want to reach out You want people to reach out to you. I mean the texts I get today. It's like I mean there was one thing Marcelo called and it was like you would eat dinner at six three

But I had this you know, I mean, so you know, but I wanted to know that tomorrow night I'm gonna hang out with my you know the girl that I'm saying You know everyone knows her and then um nobody knows her

I mean you know for a personal yeah, but I'm saying I don't say humans don't need to me

I don't want anyone know about my point is is that so I do some things But it's like and then this weekend we're gonna go to the premiere That's gonna be fun. That'll be fun. That's me getting out, but at night

“I'm gonna go home you know me and if that's what you need that's what you like”

I don't know what that I don't know what's going on, but I'm rewarding to she like the video game thing What this is what I do Wait till she goes to sleep and I wait I know you I lay there and I wait little bad boy I know and if I hear it all right I slowly get out right and I go to my little cubicle. That's right And just wake up. It's like it's seven in the morning when I practice I have a slap

Wait, then there's that thing and then just she get mad People get mad people get mad. I think it's destroyed every fucking relationship I've ever had yeah here you are. Yeah, we wouldn't women don't get it You get it Nobody get He takes care of Abbey this guy. He's got baby. Yeah, yeah, well, are you gonna have another baby?

Too much work. I feel like it's common. No, it's my door. I feel like it's common Because you feel you guys have to yeah, I have to have to yeah, well, they can watch each other. Yeah You got to put one make one stare at the other one thing. I need a race Bobby. Okay? You do such a great job here. We'll consider it What do we really we're not gonna do that already? Yeah, give him a raise this guy's editing

I don't want him to find it. Yeah, but there's no one that edits better. Do you think we can find someone? I don't think that's gonna be out there in the bad friends world. Let's get a good editor I think that you know us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't even know us. Yeah, it won't open our loss. I've been waiting every month And I can imagine life without being growing it with my brother I was Steve yeah, yeah, but you're brought your sister. Yeah, you can't imagine life

You're much older. Yeah, but I imagine I imagine life with it can't imagine life without I can't yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and were you saying that the same with fancy? Yeah, I think that no, he's not saying he cannot imagine life with me. He's saying to have another kid. I can't imagine life without you I love you that much. Thank you, right? You mean to me, but I love you that I did fight for him to get a raise today. He has no idea. I did. You did. I did. And then what happened? We're gonna see. Okay, we're gonna see what happens. Yeah, I I end you. I yeah

Not you you scum trash pig, but you know I would fight for you McCone even that you don't fight for me. I would fight for you McCone has not only has McCone not fought for you. He goes against you often. I know he does as much as I can Yeah, I know he now if you call him to go play video games he would be there. He would be there in a heartbeat You know I saw a guy I watched a guy get his car keyed get his car keyed yesterday and it it was a crazy to watch

“That's what's a bother me a guy king is car he key I watched the guy key you guys are my own car like who care well. Yeah”

That's insane. You know what that's the thing about you this is what what you guys with your cars Huh, and I'm talking about macho men. You know, I mean just see you macho macho man I'd like to kill macho man's car I'm just saying but a little Fender a little key. You know, you guys go a bit of this kind of scratch the whole of his car

It's just it's just shitty thing. It is a shitty thing to do but but it's crazy to see it but is a fighting Huh, like if I use the my name is let's have my guy Yeah, I will pretend My name is tango. Hello tango. Yeah, yeah, and you catch me keying your car. Yeah with the razor blade Interesting choice

All right, well usually you'd use a raw meal in life or a thing that's in the word Perhaps a key? No, I don't use keys. All right. Yeah. I use um you know what I want to use a tweezer

“Then I fuck it up. Yeah, because it's too. Do you have double you get two scrapes?”

Yeah, I'm doing it. Is that it was that fighting? Do I fight you? Yeah, do you fight me you physically assault me? Well, here's the problem. I know you are mentally unstable No, I'm tango Correct, I work at Kiko's Tango is a no of sound state in mind. Yeah, and I'm a manager of kinkos I have you know, I mean, I have a dog. Oh, your bum because kinkos is closing down. So obviously you're upset. Yeah

I am a little upset about that right. I just didn't like your vibe. Oh, you keep my car. Yeah, so I just keep it with us fine with tweezers Is are they fighting? No, I like the kinkos on fire. Oh, you do. Yeah, come back. I store. I just managed there No, no, you don't have a job there anymore. Yeah, and then every time you get replaced to another kinkos story I like that one I'm sorry. I got a job out from Michaels. I go to Michaels. I like that whole fucking thing. Oh, that's flammable It's all it's all you know paper. Yeah. I'm gonna light. I'm in the Velcro section

I'm like never business. You go magic marker on fire. Yeah, every business you work at I'm lighting it on fire. Okay

To make sure that you never work and I don't know those then I steal your dog. Oh

“Now that's wow while you're at work at Michaels. I steal your dog. Yep. You know what I do. What do you do? What what?”

I steal your coffee machine Brother you got me you got me good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you keep my car your dog. I break your wife and hey ankle Which one left or right? Both that's good Yeah, one would have it easy to deal with but yeah, what you gonna do dude? I'm gonna kidnap your brother Well, you're now we're getting personal you said my wife. Oh, that's true. Yeah

Tango saying it. Okay. How does tango know yeah I fucking Wikipedia you and team is tango has a wife. Yeah, I mean tango has a brother Yeah, yeah, I can't go has a brother mango. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I kidnap to mango I don't like mango. Well good. I'm gonna kill him selling for parts Steelers organs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna sell it. I'm gonna let I'm gonna light

the wedding on fire your sister's wedding. Really. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't go to arson. That's my thing. Oh, that's it. I like fires. Yeah, you know what it agent orange

“That's why I know my thing again. You're good. I like if I a little tiny plate a buddy holly play”

Over your your sister's wedding agent orange. Don't think it's a wedding gift for me. Yeah The discombobulator. That's right neutralized russian and chinese radar missile systems. Is it orange? What does it do? Well, it was time we killed killed a lot of people. It's awful. It's terrible. Yeah Like seized up your whole body. It's like shut down your organs, right? It affects multiple systems and lesion of various cancers prostate and lung nervous system disorders

Parkinson's neurobody heart disease diabetes. It was incredible. It was just like huffing that most like toxic chemical in the world

I love the smell of Napom in the morning. Yeah. What movie was that? Poutoon. No. No, apocalypse now. I'll go. It's now. Yeah. What are you gonna get me from what are you gonna get my sister for her her wedding is a gift she does expect I don't think I'm invited to the wedding. Yeah, she was going to invite you Are you being real? Hmm. If I get invited to the wedding I'll go. Will you really? Yeah. What kind of gift would you give? Well, don't think they have the thing where you they're registry. Yeah, I go to website. You know where they're registered. Where Jimmy Os

Yeah, we've done I'm gonna get a lot of things for their child when they have a child. She would lip her shit if you showed up to the wedding I would go. It's so far away. You're not gonna do it. Are you going? To my sister's fucking wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, it'll keep me away from the video games Be fucking fun and shit. Yeah, I want to go. It's gonna be amazing. The resort is sick. I want to go. Okay. Yeah. Like I don't want it to pass and then go you go

You're gonna say oh, I didn't think you were gonna talk to her. She would never think you would go. I would 100% go

And I'd be polite of course you would be about my family would lose their mind to see you there. I would love to go. Yeah When are we gonna go to your wedding? I am excited to walk you down the aisle

Dad's dead. I don't know You think the best man walks you down the aisle. That's so funny. I don't know that is a Bobby wedding. Yeah What is the best man? First of all, I would be a 100% one of your best men How many is there six? You can have as many as you want it's your choice. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't be a part of the sick Your brother would be in there. Yeah, me. Yeah, gene

Yeah, this is right now at this date. Yeah And it's a lever to you guys. She's even Tyler Michael Bay Michael Bay Maybe I would ask Michael. I'd be cool. He blows up your wedding Yeah, who would be my best man? Maybe gene McCona be the ring bear probably my sponsor. Yeah, you'd have to have him again get him

We also bring Danny up my old half to bring Danny. Yeah, if he crazy the bats are part of he's just us watching in play video games for seven hours at night We just sit in the hotel room. We get a really nice hotel suite. Where do I do it though? You're wedding? Yeah, I know something exotic. No people get a four to go to Exotic affordable as tough it is usually not affordable as exotic but to go to like an island like you know I mean like like a pango right right to pango from the police world a pango

We'd have to pay for it. I'm not paying for it. I mean you've got to pay for yourself

“You know what it's the wedding it's gonna cause I you know where you should do your wedding where”

So so In my heart and your heart Yeah, all Korea. Yes, you thought I meant your soul Actually, you know what in my heart it's beautiful you would I know for a fact you would have a wedding in Hawaii 100% I think Hawaii there's no doubt in my eyes

He would have an easy people can get there West Coast for sure. Yeah, yeah, but you don't you wouldn't Who would you know on the East Coast that you would invite anyway? Do you have any friends that live East? I would invite a towel

He would never go. I know you would an a million years. Yeah. I wouldn't invite they wouldn't come comics. You say yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's all the

East Coast comics. Oh, I had this to Fano. He would go 100 years. Yeah, you're on us. Yeah, one of the best. Yeah, you're on us for sure He'd show up you on a freak freak race. Um, let's see Austin guys Adam Eagle would you invite Rogan? I would be wouldn't come I bet you he would if he got invited. I guarantee you he'd come Adam Eagle I love you. Yeah, he would go. Here we go Who else from Austin?

Shane you'd invite Shane here. Yeah. We wouldn't come. Yeah. Why why do you wouldn't he? I would invite him why wouldn't he come He's too busy. Yeah

“Tom and Bird. Yeah, Tom and Bird which one first though?”

Don't put me in this room. That was a good one. Yeah. He always said it. He would send it all exactly at the same time

Yeah, yeah, and no girls. Oh, yeah, yeah. These are all guys. Yeah. I wouldn't invite Astor. Andrew again. Andrew again. Kalyla. Yeah. Um, I wouldn't invite um. Kalyla should do the wedding. She should do the Yeah. What is that? Be the past. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the ceremonial person probably cat Bird. So new to you. Yeah, but she's pretty close. So you know, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I took her and Joey surround down too. I was a Diego. Fantastic. Yeah. They're both did great. He did great too. Do you know the kid? Yeah.

Joey's great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They both did great. Yeah. Shout out to those guys. Comedy stores is on the move got a lot of young talent down there. Oh, the in Hollywood. Comedy store. Yeah. Yeah. There's some good. There's no, some great people. The door guys are a lot of door guys. Some great ones. I think it's fun that the girls call themselves door guys. Yeah. I'm a, they go, they choose to go hi. I'm a door guy at the comedy store. Yeah.

It's like a fun little title. I never had. I wish I did. Can I tell you what happened to either

did at the store? Yeah. And it's, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. I can't, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't explain what happened through cave. Yeah. Yeah. This is crazy. Comedy cave. We should start a comedy. Yeah, comedy cave. And you got to do that up there. So I'm, I'm at the comedy store and there's a door guy there. I've never talked to in my life and he comes up to me and he goes, um, can I talk to you? I go, you're not sure. I don't know his name. You don't know who this person. I've seen him around.

“He seems very nice. Sure. And he goes, hey, if you want to ever get together and talk about Jesus Christ.”

Shut up. Shut up. Who said that? I swear to God that happened. You don't know who it is though. I do know. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. And I go, what? That's, right? Because, yeah, I mean, if you, you

nice. Yeah. And I go, okay. You don't want to do it? And I came this close to calling Peter Thor and getting fucking fired. So yeah. No, I don't know. It, it felt, um, intrusive. Yeah. Because if you don't have a, like, a relationship with somebody and that's your opener,

that's your opener. Like we've never talked about anything. Yeah, but maybe that means a lot to him and he

mean a lot to him. So these two things can combine. What you're saying to me is I should, I should take him up. Give it a chance. Yeah. But Jesus into your heart. In your soul, South Korea, let Jesus into your soul, South Korea. All right. So you're at the Comedy Star. Yeah. I'm a new door guy. Yeah. I, I don't know you would all. Yeah. Santino. Get the fuck away from me. No, no, no. No, Santino. Hey, what's up, brother? I'm Bobby Mamm. No, yeah, what up, man. Yeah. It's fun, right? Good stuff.

Yeah. Thanks. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks. Do you have my keys for the car? Yeah. I think you've, can I talk to you about something first? Oh, what's up? Yeah.

“Do you know a law? Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm a Christian. So I don't. That's what I love to talk about.”

As a Muslim, I'd love to tell you. Yeah. I go this way now. Oh, yeah. Do you want to do a diversion? Yeah,

smart. Yeah. Do you know Buddha? Yeah. I know Buddha. Yeah. I know. Oh, Christian. Oh, you want to tell what's good Lord? Jesus. Yeah. Love to. Yeah. Tomorrow. Today. Like tomorrow. You want to have a lunch? No, I'd like to do it right now. Let me stay. I'm going to stay. Come on. Get in my car real fast. And you would, you take your shirt off. Get in my car. Talk about Jesus. You wouldn't, I, there's no way you would allow that to happen. I would if he was

interesting enough. If he, if the dude was interesting enough, I would. Do you guys believe that he would do that? Be real. No way. No, there's no way, dude. Running out of this. There's no way. You guys, dude. What do you try to fucking put out there that you're in every day, man? I would, you would. I'm not going to talk to a door guy. Yeah, you talk about it. Of course. I will. I talked to the door guys all the time. You listen, you listen. Door guy's name is Taylor Swift.

You would do it. Yeah. If Taylor, yeah. You would do it. No, I would talk to the door guys all

“time. If someone said I want to talk to you about Jesus, I said, what do you want to talk about?”

I would talk to him. What do you mean? What are you talking about? If he said that I'd go, what do you mean? You don't look as intimidating guy at the store. How net's not fucking true. People go, they trembled. That is, you're making a bullsh*t. Yeah, because they're home, but that one lip, right? No, but the store guys that I'm nice to all those guys ask any store guy. Ask any door kid. I'm nice to all of them. There's not one of them that's like, now he's mute.

I'm excited for the go. So please, this will be out. So please go watch goat. It premieres out in theaters. February 13th. Is that right? Yep. I think that's the date. February 13th, all over the United States of America, and it's going to be all over the world. So if you're in China, please go see goat. Yeah. They got into China. That's a big deal. Because right, they don't let anybody go over there now. Yeah. Well, let's hope, and let's hope that you like our performance.

We're into a lot. We're into a good amount. I'm also listed on the IMDB. I'm listed as you.

“I think it says, "Anderson, you know, plays Bobby." It might even listen at all. You are, but it”

uses yours as your character. Oh, I don't know why for some reason. Bobby Lee plays voice. Anderson, you know, voice. Oh, they must have fixed it, because it originally said Bobby. Jennifer Hudson, jelly roll. Hey, look at the people that are in there, huh? Wow. I should curry. Go up top though to the, those are the other ones of the Nick Crowell, Gabriel Union, Caleb McLaughlin, plays Will, David Harbor, Stephen Jennifer Lewis, Patton Oswell,

and Steph Curry. Wow. It's so cool. It's a pretty cool combo. It'll be fun. Well, please go see it. Let's check it out. Thank you for being a bad friend. . You're the best player in this school, right? Just like the rats and then the head of the building. No, not at all.

Like, the player is my safe space. You're the one who's always sitting there?

Yeah, exactly. This player is so deep-stall-y-app that they just understand. Egalobstudium, job, or um-so. Casteem. Cras. I don't feel like I'm a player. Steuern-elevedic? Save. With Viso Steuern.