Coffee In the Pool w/ the Island Girls

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Watch on the bad friends of YouTube channel. Or on the bad game show feed on Spotify video. Follow, subscribe, watch, share, play along, have fun! What's going on with you today? You feel like you're, uh, yeah, you're very, uh, Miyagi today. What's the Sunday? Teach us Miyagi?

I woke up and it's like, um, you know, when you have one foot in the past,

and one foot in the future, you're pissing on today, I'm living in the moment. We're going to do a bunch of Chinese problems now, I'm gonna do some problems, I'm just saying that I had, I saw a bumper sticker driving over here, made me kind of mad. What'd it say? It said, uh, if you drive, um, if you get near me, I'd arrive slower. So I want a bumper sticker on my front window, says, well then I'll crash into you.

You just have to drive in front of them after you see it. Yeah, yeah, I went to the side, just to see what they look like. What did they look like? It's an old white lady. I'm gonna do. Oh, Karen, pass, stay hydrated.

Look up how many babies born in 2026 named Karen, like nine probably.

“Yeah. I think that ruined the name Karen. Yeah.”

Eight off is ruined. No, no, that one's back. It's a kid off his back. Oh, what does it say? How many babies named Karen? Plumited. The name plumited. It plumited. It fell out of the top eight part. Pull pot. Pull, yeah. Yeah, pull, yeah, pull, yeah, see if pull pot. Pot, see, see if pot. Yeah, pull pot. It can't zero zero zero zero.

Wait, I created a name zero. Why? Why? Because he was a bad guy. Give me a name. You can't beat. You can't beat zero, dude. Yes, I can. That's the, I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm channel brightness. How many babies? I'm fucking name chair right now, dude. How many babies in 2026? You can't make up a name that's no one's ever had. Like Zanzas, I don't know knock a knock out. Zanzas, I can't look.

No, no, no, just say a name in the past. How many people in 2026 were named Genghis Khan? Genghis. No, you said Pol Pot. Genghis is not up here in the top thousand recorded by baby. Yeah, but it's still not zero. Yeah, but Pol would be a name that would be a baby. But you said Pol Pot. You said Genghis Khan. Yeah, Genghis Khan. Okay, all right. So I'm saying. All right, zero babies named Genghis in

“2024. But if I ever, baby, that's what it is. Genghis Pot. All right, Genghis Pot, and that's it.”

All right. We're tied. We're tied. We're tied. We're tied. We don't have to play. Well, there's no way to go lower. Okay. Yeah, there's no way to go lower. Yeah. So I saw obsession last night. Did I not tell you it was good? Mm-hmm. Do you think it was good? What did I I called Macau? Why are you? Tell me. I'm what I called I called Macau. I'm going to got pizza. I called Macau. Yeah. What did I say? Terrible movie. What did you like about this movie?

What was good about it? And then he goes, "Everybody can chair." And he said, "Everybody can chair." He's back. And I go, "What are you doing?" He's like, "Oh, hold on. Sorry, man. I'm I carry okay. If you go back and they just picked my song." Yeah. Did you go to play sound will show what was it called the monkey part? What's it called? I don't know, but I had a bunch of Egyptians stuff in it, but it was called Brass Monkey. Brass Monkey. Oh, yeah. Well, I was

close. There's monkey in it. I mean, BC boys dude. Yeah, yeah. Brass Monkey. There's one on the monkey. Yeah. And that's a huge. It's a massive carry. We've been there. We've been there. Yeah.

“If you didn't go to that one with how many private rooms was it like a row of rooms?”

It was a lot of private rooms. Yeah. Maybe that was it. Oh, it was in Korea town. Yeah. I been to that one. It was fine. Downstairs. And then they have the the girls that you can bring in. Why? Why not? Dude zone. That's the question you've asked yourself. Why not? Why not?

Why not? Yeah. Yeah. Why are you asking? Why always? You always say why not?

You know what, but why is it? What does that do with karaoke? I don't know, but Koreans they just do that. Who won? You know, she don't. Anybody's allowed it. Yeah. No, but you know how they, what do they call them? Carlos. They're like, they're like, they're like, uh, I was going to use that hang out your taste. They're not cashes, just not Japan. No, here in America. No, they have host's girls. Host's girls. That's all. Yeah. How do we not get that?

Yeah. Host. Yeah. They're host's girls. Yeah. They're friends. Come on. You know, come me. Yeah. Yeah. And then they, they try to sell you on a, you know, a really expensive bottle of whatever. Yeah. And they flirt with you, right? You guys sing together. You buy the bottle. You buy the bottle. And they just disappear. I don't know that ninjas. They're not cashes. They're ninjas. They're apparitions. After you speak, you pay the bill. They're just got gone. Why don't you? Yeah.

like it. I, I, I, I thought it was a good, I'll tell you this. A good premise. Very good premise. Yeah.

We were hanging, they, they hung the film on the premise, uh, and there was no great twists for me. There wasn't enough where I was like, whoa, I didn't, oh, wow. And then my biggest point that I made down the phone to him was he breaks it and he says, I want Nikki, whatever her last name is, to love me more than any one or anything, one of the two thing in the world. That didn't justify the behavior. To me, it should have been a clever phrase that would have been gray enough. Like,

I wish Nikki Howard was crazy for me. I said that when I walked out. I was like, a writer's hat on. Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't have been better. You got, you got to take it off when

you go to a movie. Like, leave without me. Something big. Yeah. Something that was like, oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. I'm also, oh, you didn't, you didn't think she was going to feed him the cat. Yeah. She packed him lunch. Saw that coming for fucking 50 miles. Yeah. And also, when your cat dies, you don't keep it near your house. Barrier. No, you call it like when Remi died, when my dog died two, three months ago. Well, you enshrined him in a throne. He's in your living room.

“I know. I understand them, but you had, I had a mummified. It's locking key. Yeah, you got to,”

yeah, you think to meet out. You got to put him in a funny position with a tuxedo and a hat, you know what I did. But my point, no, I didn't do that. We had somebody take them to a facility, and he's, we got his ashes. He's like, with the fuck is he doing not keep, did he bury it in the backyard? I don't think they showed anything like that. Yeah, they're doing spoilers. But it's been out at this point for, you know, two months, so.

All right. Anyway. No, I, I, what I enjoyed was, you weren't scared at all. No, dude, I'm a 43-year-old man. Wasn't scared. Okay. Okay. Oh, the Caribbean, like, little, little, little, little, little, little. You do that in the studio here. I do that. I know I do that. I know that. It's not that crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've ticks. Yeah, you just don't want to, yeah. Oh, here's another, I, and I'm going to offer McCone some money, and this is what the deal is.

“If you want to hear my new thing, I've been, for some reason, bad friends and other part,”

my podcasts have been popping up in my algorithm. I'm trying to stay, you know, with, you know, the things I want to watch, which is what Carlos, like, people in Africa doing things. Football clips and people in India doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like, you know, you know, and for some reason, comedy is like coming up. Okay. You're like, when you see your friend doing stand to me, just you go fast, right? I show my phone off. I see someone I know and

like, uh, what's going on? Who's this girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right away. It's especially a crowd work. Kind of like, I love that. Yeah, I'm out. But anyway, um, I really, what's the, I had a book signing yesterday. I know he's, it's real, but it's just such a funny phrase for you to say,

because most people that book signings, they wrote a book. He's never laughed. I'm much

over. Okay. Okay. Okay. Get it out. Get it all out. What's the book? Oh, the, there was that way cartoon. Yeah. It's not a cartoon. What is it? It's called literature. It's animated. Yeah, yeah. So it's a graphic novel. It's a graphic novel. It's a cartoon. No, but it's awesome. All right. I actually read it by the way. I read it. It's in our front room. I read one. Okay. I only have one. Huh? Oh, we have one. Well, it's not a series. It's about five

“minutes. All right. I think doctors just say I read it. I read it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not Harry Potter.”

You know what I mean? I really enjoyed it. Yeah. No, you didn't. And don't care. Yes, I did. I don't care what you think about. Now you're getting me wrong. I'm trying to be a zan. So anyway, I'm exciting. And so, you know, one guy said, "Can you write this?" Now this is a war bubbly. And I go, why would you want me to write that? It's something that you would say. You say on the show all the time. Right. And then I go, what are some other things I say?

You know what I mean? And then else I'm watching algorithms. And so there's certain isms that I have that drive me crazy that I do. So every time I say an ism now, I'm going to give him a cone $5. What's it giving me? I'll give you some of the things that I, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this that? Yeah. Is this that? The thing is, is that, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I say something? $5. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. $5. No, no, no, no, no. We're saying what they are now.

And then there'll be a time when the game begins. From now on, yeah, yeah, there's no way I'm giving you 25 bucks right now. All right. So I'm just, let's get the isms out now. And then if I say them,

So let's write them out. So it's, I think, two years is fine. Three years? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's three. Yeah. It's got to be three years. So if I say, yeah, that's fine. I can say two knows. No, you get one. No. I get one. That's unfair. Dude, this is your isms. All right, this is my isms are all right. So, are you writing a down McCown? But I want to see it on a, on the things. Yeah. Can I say something? Can I say something? Can I say something? Which I don't even know that I say

that. Do I say that all the time? Okay. The thing is that, right, that's another thing that I say.

Right. What are some other things I say? Oh, whoa, dude. Oh, I don't, I've never said, whoa, dude.

Give me the loop. I've been sent, give me the little long oven. Give me the loop. I haven't said that long. That kept what you're urban Bobby. Yeah, urban whole thing. Like, whenever there's a black person around some Octaves change your voice. No, we can't do that because I'm being, you know, I'm trying to get through the rhythm and they're in their energy. Like,

“wine. It's a vibe. I'm vibing. You do have to match. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, that's got to be. If he's in”

character, he can say anything. Are you doing bro? You know, there's some people that you say that to, you know. Yeah, Mexican. Yeah. I didn't say that. I did. Yeah, you did. Oh, you did. Yeah, it is. What I see. You know, you mean that's a money chain game. You know what, he does that. You know what, when he's about to get mad. You know what, but, oh, I see that. Yeah. All right, that can't be a thing. Why? Because you say it. Yeah. Yeah. So that's not an isom. I have no restrictions. I don't

want to talk to me about the isoms. Take a take, you know what, out. War, war, war. Anything about war? Unless I'm talking about Iran. Then we're good. Yeah, that we're good. But if I, like, if I tell somebody we're in a war, repeating what Andrew just said, I'll get that all the time. Whatever he says, you say the word immediately after. Like, give me an example. Like, if he calls something like, ugly, you would say, yeah, that's ugly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's ugly would be $10. No,

it's too. Yeah. So go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's ugly. Yes. Well, then it's too. Yes, it's fine. Because it's three. Yes. It is true. Oh, yeah. It's the root. Yeah. Why do you're the fucking mind dude? He does say that. I don't think that's an isom. It's, I mean, it's like, angryly say it loud. Are you fucking mind it? Yeah, and then you fall away. You kick the table. All right, kicking the table. Yeah. That's $5. So kicking the table is $5. Okay. Okay. laughing like Elmo. Okay. That's McConaughey. You're not

you're being a jerk. You're being a jerk. Yeah. You're being a jerk. Breathing. Yeah. You're the way you breathe. Yeah. You can't do that. Okay. We can't do that. Okay. That's enough. Can I fiddle? Elmo laughs has got to get out. No, get it out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I put an X through it. All right, put an X through it. Yeah. Why, I have an elbow laugh. Just sometimes. What? Just in case. Yeah, but I have an elbow laugh. Yeah. I know a lot of it that way, but yeah. He brings up. I said, yeah, I just know. Yeah.

Oh fuck. $5. No, that's not $5. Yeah. $3. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I caught my stuff. Yeah.

“That's it. That's what I'm running down. There's no way I can do this. There's no way I can do it.”

All right, we'll try. Just for today. Let's just try it today. Is any way fine? Anyway, it's fine. Anyway, it's fine. Let me just finish what I was trying to say. I'm happy a young filmmaker is sprouting and it's going to lead other young filmmakers to make stuff. And then we can start getting back to making shit. So maybe it helps. I think it proves a point that we can make a movie for under for the amount of money that they use. Now, there's a weird

thing that's happening with that. So like everyone's like $750,000. It's going to make over 200

million. And you're like, I know, but no one got paid. I understand that. So someone makes a lot of

money and everyone makes no money. Not then they'll go, but they'll get it on the next one. You're like, I know, but some of these people might not get the next one. But that kid will. Yeah, but not everybody will. I know, but when Jordan did get out, they bought him a car. It's the same company, Blum House. Yeah. On top of the money that he got, I wouldn't want the car. I'm like, I have a car. That's how I got to the shoot. I understand, but it's giving the money. They didn't give him the

money as well, but they also gave them a nice car. I think they're probably going to give this kid a bonus. And my guess was 10 mil. Yeah, and sign him to like an overall deal with them to make

“two more foot films. Yeah, but a different movie. Texas, change on massacre. I think, right?”

Oh, that's going to be amazing. Yeah. He's good. He's talented. Yeah. He's a talented kid. You can just

tell by, yeah. Why did you cover up your company's short tattoo with a sticker or something? Because I have a new one right here. Oh, wow. We didn't even see this. The arsenal tattoo. Do you see this? Big Guner. Instagram, did. Yeah. Instagram, did. Yeah. That's great. And then she retouched. He reputed me. She retouched my, um, communist orange. She retouched the mad part here. Was it the same artist that

with that star on your wrist? I'm like, get a removed. Really? Yeah. I'm getting this removed. If you want

to rejoin fallout boy, you got to have it. There's Elmo laugh. Yeah. Yeah. There's 15 bucks. Yeah. There's an elbow laugh. I'm telling you though. That good. Because that was so funny what you just said.

“Let me see your, um, that was during the fall boy era. Yeah. That's why I said it. Let me see the”

Guner tattoo. Guner for life, dude. Good for you. Congratulations. Oh, thank you. Oh, we've started. We've been here for. We've been here for an hour and a half and you guys are late. No. Yeah. You guys are late. Sit down. Sit down. Guys. Guys, how are you? Ladies and gentlemen, it's Jules and he's on. Yes, um, this studio. I went to his party. You didn't go. Was it our last one? Yes, you

were invited. It's in your tax. He showed it to me. He was really upset. You didn't go. In fact,

McCone, when I showed up, dude, this is so funny and pathetic. He's up. Look at his laugh. And he knows, I walk in. I walk in with my wife and our friend and we walk upstairs. They're sitting in a circle. Yeah. In suits. Yeah. Like this. No one's talking. Of course. Nine people and I go, I'm going to leave this. This is not a party. It's been some more. It's been some really, it really is. But you changed the vibe when you come. I did and we took us outside and it made it so much better.

Well, yes. No. His friends are very weird. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, Friday night when your brothers and his friends came to my Minnesota show. Some of the weirdest people on plans. Yeah. And they try to be, you know what I loved about your brothers, because you gave them a talk. Did you not? Yeah. We go try to be more engaging. Right. So they're trying to smile and go, thanks Bob. Right. But I know that it's because you gave them a

pep talk. So I don't believe what they're saying. Yeah. Yeah. They have to believe in it. They get scared of the Hollywood of it all. They're not you. I'm not Hollywood. Why does he work

“doing this podcast? Good night. Y'all ain't good. Take it down. Is that a part of it?”

What is that? Is that you like disclosure day? Did you see the movie? Yeah. What's my left left? Yeah. What do you think? What do you think of the movie? I guess anything because I know but he's a good or bad. It looks like a cardboard. It's so crazy. He's so fit of my tire. Why'd you crop off? Why'd you crop out Steven Spielberg? Dude, zoom in. He was next to you? I'm moving it. Yeah. Look. Look. Look. Are you looking for a condominium and read it all right?

Dude. Dude. Look. So. So crazy. That is such a, it's like a press poster. Yeah. And did you purposely expose some of your belly or is that a new fashion thing? new to this area come to trivia night at the local path. You're running for like state something state government. That insane. Girls, how are you? Are good. New glasses. No. I swear contacts.

You never wear the I've never seen you in the house. Have you won these to the show? No, never seen

those. Do you wear contacts? Yeah, I do. What are those just sunglasses? Let me see put them on. Let's see what you think she's bono. Yeah, let me see bono. Let's go, let's go, let's go, bono. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where the streets have no names say that. Where the streets have go ahead. Well, where they're from the streets don't have names. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So can I tell you this something that happened. Yeah. And just give me your best judgment as a, there's a couple of things I want to say. Okay.

All right. As a compound ray. Yeah. There's a Patriot. Yeah. America first. God bless. Yeah. Girl say America first real fast. I'm America first. Thank you. Okay. You don't believe it, though. There's no belief system now. Yeah. You can tell. So I was, we were on a little break on our tour. So I said to the comedy store and everybody I go, you know, I'm picking a week off. Nice. I know to stand up. I want to relax here with my girlfriend, hang out with the family. All right.

And I had a friend call and say, you said you're going to be performing a couple of months going on a Saturday night. This specific Saturday night, which is the last night. And I go, yeah, but I'm not, you know, I didn't call in. So my family's in town is a whole thing that we're

“coming. Did you tell her you were going to be there that night? A couple of months ago, I think”

she had texted me saying that like are you performing whatever the day it is, right? So I go, oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. That's $20. That's $20. Yeah. That's some of my isms. If I give, I say them, I have to give them, I'm going to call $5. Anyway, so look. So you did may have said, which we do all the time, they go, do you perform on Saturday and like August? You're like, I don't know, man, it's June.

this person's like, you're not, I go, I'm taking a break. You're not. And so finally Friday,

which is a couple of days ago, I say, I call the Comedy Store Rose because is there anyway,

“you can just slot me into the main room at eight. And so when you do that, what do they do?”

They have to readjust call everyone and go. Somebody gets pumped. Somebody gets pumped. You know, there's, you know, happens. Then I go reserve a table. They meet these table. They are reserved. Very nice. All right. And then I was also invited to an American and drop a name. Sure. I don't want to. Why not? I don't like you. I mean, people who know, I get a normal laugh, five more dollars.

Because I don't have to take close. You know, it's close enough. All right, five more dollars.

This person invited me rock star. I can say that. Ace freely.

The close. Yeah, a guy that's in a band. It was like, hey, do you and your girlfriend want to hang out and go watch? Have dinner out and watch a movie? Hmm. And I said, I can't. Because I have to do this show Saturday night. Hmm. All right. I mean, no, but you go ahead. What would you have said? Yeah, I'd rather hang out with you. I'd like to say that. I said,

“I'm not when I go off. And that's what I do. Okay. So you did the show for these people. So yeah,”

so I show up at the comedy store and I go to the cover booth and I go, are my people here in the war or main room. They're like, they haven't checked in yet, but show just started. Oh, no. I know. And then I'm on stage. And you can see myths. He's you see the booth from stage. No one's in there. Oh, my. Okay. No one's in there. What? Why are you shaking your head? It's crazy. We're in a green. It's insane. Right. Right. Yeah. And number one also. It's like

they could have sold those seats. Yeah. They could have for a lot of money and they're very expensive. They're very expensive. Those are like nice seats. Right. And then afterwards, I go to the cover booth. I go, are you sure they checked in? They're not in mythsy section. And they're like, I'm telling you, no one's check. No one had a guest list. Did you? Nexter. No, I didn't text her. I just let it go. I went to dinner with, um, my girlfriend afterwards with the power. I was checking with the power.

I was so mad. I was so mad. I couldn't even text. Okay. Time out. Okay. What if they tried to go? Their name was none of the list. And they were like, well, we don't want to bother them. And they just left. That's no way that can happen. I'm, I got definitely can happen. I know, but they, they have my number directly. And you didn't text her after she didn't show. So maybe she showed up couldn't get in and didn't want to bother you.

Mike, the cover booth goes, we promised you no one came up and said, we're on Bobby's list. After I'm going to tell you what happened. I'm at dinner. She texts us. So I tell her my show was at eight with her, you know, and she at nine thirty, she's like, we're at the store. We're, a start our dinner and late. This is why you don't do that. All right. And I go, I didn't respond to it. Good. Then today, what happened? She went over. She came to my house. She just woman came to your home.

Yes, she's a dear friend. Oh, I was like, what is going on? She came to my home and what? Why don't you love me? Yeah. What? She went with four lucky boy burritos. Which is my favorite breakfast burrito. We know. Yeah. And then six fresh eggs from her own chicken. Farm. Yeah. I don't want those. Yeah, I don't want those. I don't do four names. I don't do eggs that aren't free range. No, I got a free range. Yeah, idea. How are they free range? No, they're from, they're from

not. You know, you've never been there. They're Northridge, right? Yeah, in Northridge. Yeah, in her backyard.

Yeah. Her kid was there. Yeah, her kid was there. Yeah. She tried to use that as a sympathy card. That's right. Yeah. Yeah. How old is the kid? Six. That's so mean. It's so mean. Boy, a little boy. Girl. Oh, even worse. I love her. She said, he's a sweet girl. Yeah, yeah. It's one of those. Right. And she, what I said was I said, you don't want to see her. I don't want to see her. And I go say that I left my girlfriend in her car. So I was just in my room when they were at the house. Awesome.

Right. So she was in your home. She's hearing this now. She's in your home. Yeah. And you never said hi. No way. He never came out. No, so we had to entertain. How, how long would she there? Like 30 minutes. That's not bad. That's not bad. I, I, in my mind was like, she stayed for

“a year. You have, you have to understand. That's a horror movie. Yeah. You can't leave your room. Yeah.”

She's like, you know, I think I'll sleep over. See when he gets back tomorrow. I understand. You're trying to get out of your house. But now, while this is happening, I'm sitting in my room. I want my other chairs like this. For 30 minutes. Okay. That's not that bad. Just lay down and I keep texting if she got in yet. They're like, no, she's still here. It would be doing seat-ups. I stopped doing that. Because you know why I stopped doing that

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game real. I'm sorry for calling you Pippi upfront. That was wrong. I think that's what it is. I apologize.

You know what? But let me ask you something. That's my friend who's an author. Thank you very much. Stop it. Okay anyway. Is anyone up there? Is anyone up there? What? Is anyone in ism? Just a natural transition. It's a natural transition. So then you can't put any way up there. No you can't. How are they going to transition then? There's no way to transition. Only okay during transition. Okay. So so this woman was there for 30 minutes and then how did

you get did you say? Goodbye. How do you shoot you? Yeah because we're really close with her. Okay you know her well enough. It's just family. Well she's so close that you lied to her and didn't see her while she was at your home. I mean she was close for us because I would be enraged. You're right. Would you be enraged? I'll tell you something. They wouldn't be in my home.

“That's what I'm saying. I would call and go, hey man you bailed. They saved that seat. That's kind”

of fucked up. Which part of it? This happened to me. This happened to all of us. Where people go, we're coming, we're coming. Somebody told me one time they go. I was like, you didn't did you not show up? They're like, we didn't see, we were there. We left. Oh they're in different rooms. They went to the hall. And I was like, did you say I'm Andrew Santino's guess because they would have gone, he's in there? They're like, no. It's like, okay well, that's why you, I don't know

what you want me to do. I'm specific. I'm like main room. The show starts at 7. I'm up at this time. You mean talk to this person. And then they text you and go, hey, what time do you go on? What time does the show start? What room is it in? Yeah. And you're like, look up. I point, I do the arrow. I go, look up. Look at the text fucking two texts ago. I just said all of it. Or look up at the billboard. There's a main room saying, and an old art thing. And you could just look at

and we're always on the billboard. Yeah. So it's like, just look at the billboard. Look at the billboard.

So I'm at dinner at 9.30. She goes, um, you know, I mean, all dinner ran late. Right. So what would you do? You would say, you was really sorry though. I don't care. But I don't give up. That is also urban Bob. I would not, you're smart to not text to get mad, but when they talk to you again, just go, no, it's forever dead. I would say it's not. It's forever dead. Well, I go, it's not cool. Forever dead. I want to be forever dead. Do you really want to die forever? Forever. Do you

guys know that song? Yeah. What's shirt is that? Rocks. Rocks in music. Oh, it's mine. Oh, that's a cool. I was just gonna say. Yeah. Is that a Bobby distressed? Yeah. It's a distressed. I didn't

“like the distrant. I think it just said it too much. So I gave it to her. He has failure one.”

I have a lot of news. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Every morning he's on the dining table just scratching all scraping away. He's got a that says new hobby. He's Bobby distressed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's my life. He was all the coffee things in the pool. Yeah. We already talked about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I already said it last time. Who had to clean out the pool? My cool, pull guy. What did he say? He's like, I don't I think it's really worried. He was worried. I didn't know what happened. Yeah. It's actually not a good- Why is your pool black? It's coffee

rounds are going to get in the filter system. You're probably buying it. No, it's it's it's um, Insta coffee. Oh, it's okay. It's not ground. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. That's fine. That's totally fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So that's another thing. Because um, we take a white shirt and you soak it if anyone wants a distressed shirt, right? Don't give away your secrets. Right. You take a whole bottle of hot water. Yeah. You put hot water in a bucket and I take

you do want to. Are you interested? Yeah. I feel like you're not. I'm listening. Okay. Um, you take um, poured the coffee in an instant coffee and you let it sit for the other days. And then do you scratch it with rocks? Sandpaper. Sandpaper. But here's, go get some rocks. No,

be here's what I just found out. Hmm. And I found up a trick. Do you want to give this away?

I do because it's it's three dollars for everybody. Good. I had a wardrobe for this movie. I'm doing and I asked the wardrobe lady because they know all about distressing. Yeah. And I'm telling her all these things I'm doing. She's like, just go to this company. Just do it. Oh yeah. So I'm just going to, so what I'm doing, but they go, they do it in bulk. So you need 12 shirts at least. You got 12? No. I'm saving. I have like four or five arrived. I'm waiting for seven more.

I'm going to bring it in and you know, and it adds, they know holes rock wash and then I'll put

“paint and and I'll do a little bit more distressing, but you know, you should just throw them in your”

dryer and then throw some rocks in there. I don't know what it'll do. It's, you know, let's test. Let's figure it out. You put coffee in your pool. That is true. That is true. That's like Brewster's millions or something. Like a kid gets a house. He's like, let's put coffee in the pool. That's

to publicly, from these two friends of mine that, you know, publicly announced that, um, I'm UK.

So, you're, you're United Kingdom? No, Uno King. The Uno King. Right. We talked about, yeah, you're the Uno King. Is he, are you? He is using tactics like threats and bribery. Yes. Yeah. He tried to bribe our mom and he got really mad that he did it. Well, that is what Kings would do. Kings would bribe. Kings are big bribers. Dude, we, we, we colonized. And you know what, they are in the kingdom? What? I found this out last night. They're group farmers. You know,

a group farmer is? No, I don't know what a group farmer is. You're looking at two of them. Yeah, it sounds racist. It sounds racist. It's not. Group farmer. Yeah. In medieval. There's one letter away for being racist. Group. Do medieval times. It's called a group picker or a group farmer.

What they do is, uh, I'm sorry. What is it? Oh, gong farmer. Yeah, a nice, oh, sorry. Back up, back up,

back up, back up, back up, back up. What you call them? Group farmer. Yeah, yeah, no, where near. But groups sounded fun. Yeah, that's, but a gong farmer is a what? A gong farmer medieval and tutor era labor response for a manual removing human waste from city, ses piss and castle, uh, privies rock. So when you're in the castle, they have video of this. They would poop off the side of the castle and like a shoot and then they had to go clean up the poop and wheelbarrow it away.

They were compensated very well. They said this was a very good job picking up poop was

“one of the best jobs. Yeah, because you, you have to imagine in a castle, right? You're pooping”

out of a hole. And just off the side of the wall, the side of a wall, probably five stories up, the wall must be, look at that. Oh, that's yeah, that's it. Oh, my god, I imagine. And there's this one. Once a year, they have to do the canal, you know what I mean, the canal cleaning. Got to clean it. Some, some, like, a little Brad Williams. That's a, you know, and get up there. And he would get stuck. So they would tie someone's foot, just pull

them down. Yeah. It's, it's a, a shot check or redemption kind of a situation. Gong farming. Got, remember when he escaped? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys are Gong farmers. Yeah. You're a Gong farmer. But me, me, good money. That's a cool job. It's a very good job. Yeah. You guys don't go with smells, though. I can't smell. Okay. Well, then you'd be got to Gong farming. Yeah. Did you guys go to McCone's birthday?

Kristen was there. Why didn't you guys go? Um, I had to babysit. And then I got really tired. Why didn't you go? I didn't even know about it. Well, it's interesting. It was really fun.

“I didn't get invited as well. You know, you know. Yeah. Yeah. You have to direct invite me.”

You can't put me in a group chat. Our direct text message. All right. Let me, I'm going to look it up. Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. You should. Yeah. I'm going to look it up right now because I knew you'd make a thing out of it. And then I, as soon as I went to leave, I go, what do you need? What's going on? And McCone goes, can I have a hundred dollars? Oh, it's this. Yeah. It's a powerful investment. Okay. So what, what I want to say this is,

sometimes you send me videos, not big real. This is like, like, check out this silly video on like your TikTok. He does. Right. And so then I'll click on it. And it's the most uninteresting thing that you could ever watch. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it's just one of his silly TikTok. Sure. It says McCone is 27 and I don't even read it. If I see a square thing and it looks like a video, I just, I just ignore it. You can't. You can't particle Bobby. You can't particle

me. You gotta, you gotta write in a text what it is and then send it. Part of full. He's never

going to open. I don't know what it is. He doesn't know how to do it. I, I do know how to press a button.

“He doesn't know how. Yes, I do do it. I can do it right now. Oh, then why didn't you do it for his birthday?”

Because I thought it was a TikTok video. I'm sorry. I'm raising my voice. Yeah. And we're leaving Tuesday and we're going to miss you. Where are you going? Back home. Oh, no. Yeah. And, and so is your mom. How long are you guys going to be gone for? Oh, she's going to be gone for the whole year. Yeah. Until Trump's out of office, I guess, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, you're going to be gone for the rest of the year? Yeah. And then maybe come back next year?

Yeah. Because immediately when I get back, my school starts. Okay. So, what I want to ask, and I, it's not a personal thing, right? But you guys have two younger brothers who I don't know at all. Can they come instead? They don't have visas yet. Okay. Get them a visa, Bobby and visa. I'll get them visa. Yeah. Now, here's my worry, Andrew. And if you can help me, please. Because we have, I have familiar as living with me. Yeah. You know, and you are a familiar.

You call them gunfire farmers. I call them familiar. Actually, I call them group farmers on action. But Gong is the right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gong sounds more like. So, um, Gong, let's just some more. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You gung piece of shit. What you doing on my neighborhood or whatever. Get out of

Another transition. Oh, you're transitioning. I'm transitioning. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. Give another five. Thirty. Yeah. Thirty dollars. So, uh, my, your mother is my housekeeper,

“essentially. Yeah. She's going to be gone for three months now. Yeah. What are you going to do?”

Well, she promises me that this one right here will clean pick up the slack on. Yeah. But she won't. Yeah. I will. No, you won't. I will. So, what I'm asking you is, do you know anybody that can help me climb up? Yeah. I will. I swear. No. No, she won't. You don't. You don't. I will. If it's front row Justin Bieber, you will. That's exactly it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it's a breeder carpenter, you will. Right? Clean the house, you won't. I already promised you. I'll

clean. Yeah, but whatever you've done it, it's not good. What is this? Topless cleaning. I don't want that. Why turn that off. What are you doing, Carlos? Carlos, what are you doing? Oh, dream made. No, no, no, Carlos stop. Is that who you use dream made? No, I just do it myself. Yeah. Yeah. How about McCone McCone can clean your house?

He always says he loves cleaning houses. Mm-hm. Yeah. Are you good at cleaning houses?

I'm pretty good. Yeah. For my own, but other people. For money, he can be good.

“You could, if I gave you, let me. I think McCone's better than me. Yeah.”

Oh. Whoa. Yeah, because he, he scared of me. Yeah, he is. That's true. Yeah, you're not. Yeah. You know, it's the second living with a fourth dimensional ghost when everyone's gone. That's so we don't see high. You're not scared of him. She doesn't acknowledge me. No, you go. No, you go. No, you don't acknowledge me. It's fine. I don't want to acknowledge you either. I think, but what I'm saying to Bobby and you're just like, uh. Yeah. All right. So,

never made that noise. I never made that noise before my, I've never done that. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, what? I don't want to get angry. I was trying to be calm. It could be easy, baby. I know. I'm trying to realize why he was like, in Uno. He looks back. Bob, he's like, back. Bob. Yeah. I betrayed even my girlfriend at Uno. He's like, back, Bob right now. You're good. It's like, back, Bob. That's like, back, Bob. There he is. I need help.

Is that living in a house? She's not going to do it. She's not. Yeah. I have, but I have someone that's amazing. Yeah. So, thank you so much. Yeah. I would love to be center your way. No, you're done. How about this? I'll give you a shot. Yeah. She has to prove herself. I'll give you a shot. I'm so scared. So, you're going to, you're going to fold my underwear the way your mom folds them. Yeah. Okay. No, you're not. No, you're not. No fucking well. Wait, you're just going to throw them

in there where they all crinkly. I will. Call her. Ask how she folds it. Yeah. No, no, no. This is what

she does. This is what she does. Have you never seen them? You never seen her do it? No. No.

So, what she does is she'll put clothes in the dryer, right? Then I'll come home, right? And there's a literal pyramid of clothes on top of the dryer. And those are the clean ones. Those are the clean ones. Okay. Very nice. While she's watching other things, right? The pyramid becomes bigger and bigger, right? And then it becomes guisa. The pyramid of guisa. It is. Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, "And then what happens when you dry clothing?" And you don't fold them immediately. Tell me what happens?

Rinkles. Rinkles, labels, labels, labels, labels, labels, labels, labels, labels. Building the clothing

“pyramid of guisa. Yeah, of guisa. Yeah. And so it'll, that's what I don't want. Right?”

I also, this is not what this is going to come. No, she's not. Fold your clothes. 90-year-old lady is gonna outsource it. Yeah, you're outsourcing a 90-year-old lady. That's insane. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy She has apps. She's she has cleaning apps. Oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's like Who's that's a phone? Yeah

Clean this room Room clean clean. Yeah, hey You got to prove yourself somehow. Oh, you will know what you should make her do what clean the outside of the house It needs a good washing because of all the dirt from the trees and the stones. No. He doesn't even care about this. He does I do care. It's not like vinegar because of it. No

What do you mean by that? And there's so much stains everywhere And it's just his shirts laying out in the sun and it's like all kinds of colors Even our mom gave up on it. Yeah, oh So you don't pay that noise

Hey that noise That's another 5 like 40 bucks. Yeah, that's 40 bucks. You also have prepared me twice and yeah, we're we're off to earth crews We're cruising yeah, we're doing good. I'll give you I'll give me. I did this another way. I just repeat it cruising Yeah, I know they're five It's amazing. That's not a thing

Okay

You've never repeated a word that I've said. I don't like to sound like you

Okay, all right, that's fair. Okay. I'll hear it anyway. Yeah

Anyway, the thing is this

I'm gonna that's another five. I'm gonna give I'm gonna one day I'm gonna let oh I'm gonna move a couch. Okay. I'm gonna look underneath see there's a difference Andrew between Surface cleaning yeah, and deep cleaning. Yeah, you got to give me the difference. Yeah, tell me with some of the different surface cleaning is when you just go and over just what to the eye What's available? What's available to be a cleaning is what's not available under the bed Under the couch is behind the refrigerator. You got to pull that thing out. You got to pull that thing out. You got to pull that thing out

“You do can I deep clean once a week instead of every day?”

No, not every time every day deep clean. No, not every day deep clean. You do clean every day Yeah, deep clean once a week. Yeah, okay, maybe twice if it if you feel like if I feel like it Yeah, yeah, and I'm just gonna do

That symbol. That's all you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and you're like oh, okay, and then you're like I'm busy

Well, I got things to do it. Yeah, so what's your job? The baby can clean. Yeah, the baby. That baby can clean one years old now Yeah, once you're one you can start cleaning. Can you walk? Yeah, he can clean If you're walking clean We may be obsessed with the to Bobby. Yeah, the baby's walking around a lot. Yeah, the baby's saying might it says my name all the time Yeah, how

Bobby Bobby Bobby. Oh, so it's clear even if he hears me in the phone He'll yell my name. We asked him like who's your favorite person. He says Bobby We should get him on the show. Can you get on this? No, he's too young. It's put him on a show Yeah, he he will he'll cry. He doesn't he can't conceptualize what this is all he says is this deep Gross orange

He's talking about me. No

Yeah, and this color it would freak him out. Yeah too much. It's too much. I got it. She see all these paintings He would think that he was in another world. He isn't here. This is another world. Yeah. Yeah, but sad that you're gonna go home That sucks. I mean that's good

“So what would it's a since you bit how long you've been in America for months? What have you been doing?”

I've been Have you learned anything? Yeah, what have you been doing? Like I've just been walking around walking Huh I've been walking around. Yeah. I'll drive around. I'll see that I've drive I drove a passenger before And you're even ignoring dollars or I probably don't wait. What do you do? You don't acknowledge me. Yeah, where are you going? I'm going to like the coffee shop. You're going to Alfred's yeah

That's the only place we're going. No, I'm going to give me some other coffee shops in that area like the books in coffee one Oh the books in coffee. Yeah There's a witty every bit of the witches brew or there's there's a no, but I just think this is America What if what have you been doing walking? Yeah coffee coffee. Yeah nothing really nothing So you really took advantage of

Coming to America as you'll do something like this. I'll go hey me and my girlfriend. I'm gonna go to dinner. You want to come because now What do you eat? Oh Thank you for asking I'll tell you what they eat. I'll tell you what they eat. What thank you so much for asking. Okay. You're welcome. Thank you What they eat is um two weeks ago. I ordered sunon dang. Oh my gosh

Okay, which is short rib. It's like an astute. There's carrots in it. It has it's like a Vikings like a meal right It's the best sunon dang. You're sunon dang, right? It's been in my fridge for two to three weeks Okay, right and the other day I just see them eating meat Just like a bone and meat. I'm like what and they're like oh it's from and I'm like I can order you and No, no, why waste. That's right. Why waste? You think meat for three weeks at a fridge is fine

I'm not gonna eat it for for them. It's got a bite. I know but you think that you would you eat meat in your refrigerator? That's been there for two or three weeks. No. We're not having diarrhea. Yeah, so it's good. Yeah What do you mean? Well, it's good. What do you mean Carlos diarrhea? What point? She's Filipino stomach. It's different Oh another question would be why is it in there for three weeks? Yeah What throw it away? Why three weeks? We want to keep it. They want to keep it. Oh, it's you. Yeah

We'll keep it to me. Keep it in your room on the floor then. Yeah On the room at floor. If you like it so much. Yeah, it's a stacked with old food. Yeah, and they and then I'll go Hey, I'm gonna get postmates and they're like we don't want to eat it. Yeah, but that's good. They're not wasting money

“They're not wasting your money. I don't care. You should. Why”

You should I don't want to give it with you? I know you did that's anism of yours. Okay But give me a breath. I'll give McCone five dollars. Okay. Well, I'm so 95 by all because I already gave him a $100 The other day. Yeah, it's an exhausting breath that you do. Sorry. All right, and I'm gonna tell you why I'm concerned about your money I used all the money we've made on bad friends. I gave it to a guy named Bertie made off and it's not good

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And eat the three week year old meat. Oh, it's good. They're cleaning it out. Okay. Yeah I want to clean it first and then we'll say yes once you guys want to come over to my house and eat all my expired shit in the fridge

And more than welcome to yeah, which always in there. We got so much shit in there. Mm-hmm a lot of bananas. Oh, yeah, yeah, but in a bread who makes banana

Just bananas. Can you make banana bread? Mom can make it can she for me? Tell her just for me Yeah, cuz she has a bakery. She's still got a crush on me, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I like that love that dude. She's leaving me Maybe maybe I should maybe she's going back to the Philippines. I know they'll be back Maybe I should go wait. I'll be back. Yeah. I'll be back. I leave my life here in Los Angeles for your mom be such a great story. Yeah, but what about dad? What about him?

Yeah, what about your dad? What about him? I'm sorry. I'm the new guy in town now the new guy is the male version of a pippy long stalker. Imagine me at a fucking village in the Philippines. You be king. They be scared. Oh yeah all the girls would. Let's do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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There's no golf courses.

“How many red-headed people do you see in the Philippines?”

I've never seen them. Wow. That's me. Yeah. With my wife.

White guy enjoys holiday.

You and honey. It's an intense and we're. Are there black people in the Philippines? Yeah. I'm like our native.

People. [LAUGHTER] What do you mean? You're native people. Do you think people native of the Philippines?

Yeah. They're right. So there's like a Detroit infant in the Philippines. This gentleman. [LAUGHTER]

See indigenous people. Oh, she does look black. There's negritos. Oh, wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What? Little black person. Yeah. Well, that's for Spanish. It would be.

That's our native people. Yeah. Wait a minute. The name is an angry top. Yes.

It's interesting. Yeah. With the previous. It says. Yeah.

Yeah. You say it then. Because you're Spanish. Read the whole thing. He's got to say it.

Thanks. It takes it off of me. Yeah. Yeah. Work.

Make it equal. Yeah. For you to go.

That is the minute deep off.

Meguro. Yeah. Very good. Keep going. It's used to mean little black person.

Yeah. Yikes. So the lot. Yeah. Doc Willis is out there.

Yeah. So you do have indigenous black people that live in. The Philippines.

“Were you are you friends with any of the indigenous people grown up?”

No. Why not? They live in other islands. They live in the other islands. Right.

South Central. South West. South West. South West. Yeah.

South East. Yeah. South East. South East. South East.

Yeah. Is there. Do they have gangs? Gango. There's no like.

You know it. It's a cry. We do have gangs. Okay.

What are the gang names in the Philippines?

Do you have gang names? It's flip-flop boys. Flip-flop boys. Flip-flop boys. They're flip-flop boys.

They're up to no good. Yeah. They're up to no good. Flip-flop boys. Yeah.

Yeah. What are the name of the gang? Yeah. Seaguer Seaguer Sputnik. Yeah.

Yeah. That's insane. One of our indigenous Muslims in the country. Oh my god. Walla Nagang.

Walla Nagang. I'm a part of the War A War Again. What is the final that? What's the War A War? It's like a specific.

War A War. War A War A. War A War A. War A War A. War A War A.

War A War A. We're going to get in trouble with the War A War again. Yeah. You don't want to fuck with that guy. Is that War A War A War again?

No. Yeah. What? We're going with all of them. Yeah.

We're going with all of them. Yeah. We're going with all of them. Yeah. We're going with all.

Let's go. Kurotong. Kurotong Belekhan. Yeah. Did you like that?

Did I sound close? Yeah. Kurotong. Go back. Go back to the names.

Go back to the names. The last one is Kurotong Belekhan. Yeah. Balenning. Balenning.

The Jolante group in the 80s. Oh, they're gone. Do you guys do the fact? Do you have much wrong? Nothing.

I'm listening. Do you know any gang members in the Philippines?

“No, but I remember in the village that we used to live.”

Yes. There was this a group of guys. And they were like, we're gang members. So you have to do the. What is it?

Let me guess it. Let me guess it. Let me guess. Let me guess. What's the initiation of the gay?

What's initiation? You have to. No, we will go to the forest. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. Okay.

What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on?

What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? It's not scary.

No. No. We got to the negative punishments. What's going on? What's going on?

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What are you doing in the forest? What are you doing in the forest? What are you doing in the forest? They were lying just as spank. We had the frog bloods.

“They are active blood gang members in the operating sets in the field of paintings.”

Well, we're wrong. We're learning. Oh, in Sabu. In Sabu, wow, the true brown style. The name of the EES.

True brown style. Yeah, yeah. Wow. True brown style. Yeah.

So have you run into true blood of TBS? And we should say something to the gangs. Yeah. We love you guys. We're in the middle.

We are big fans. We're corrupt cops. We're corrupt. We would do dealings with you. Let you go.

Yeah. It'll be be careful. We don't want these guys to get mad at us. Well, I've been to Sabu many times.

You know, I've never run into a TBS.

I haven't been spank years. You're in the boozy parts of the shoe. That's right, girl. Say it, girl. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, you went to Madagundan. I went to Madagundan. Okay.

I went for a swim. I went to a swim in Madagundan. Any gun down? Yeah. Is that what it's called?

Yeah. So Madagundan, I went. And what did I do in Madagundan? You recorded the podcast. No.

What about the goat and the feeding the children? That's not Madagundan. What is that? That's another area.

“Oh, but you're not going to give me props for that.”

You fed goats to children? No, no, no, no. I bought a bunch of spaghetti. Yes, spaghetti. Oh, yeah.

What? Like spaghetti noodles? A fucking spaghetti. Oh, yeah, that kind of spaghetti. Yeah.

And I bought a bunch of spaghetti. And there was also bread and some little salad. And went to a village, right? Mm-hmm. Everyone was naked.

Okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. You're coming out of the village. You know what I mean?

A little bit. There was a goat tied to a... Right?

It's always a goat tied up.

Yeah, yeah. Always. I just said it again. There's another five. Yeah.

And we had a truck. Yeah. A van. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

And that story's in the memoir. What's signing today. That's in the book. Yeah. You get the author, Bobby Lee.

Feeding a spaghetti. Yeah. You just gave out... What I want to try is... Hard spaghetti.

No. It's what he cooked. Yeah. He cooked spaghetti. I didn't give him dry noodles.

Like, hey, you're boiling water. Wait, you're going to make your own pasta sauce. It's spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah.

I wish he was the other way. Yeah. Just handfuls into the... Yeah. Spaghetti.

Spaghetti. And they seemed to be very happy about it. You did charity. Yeah. So a little bit.

And then I did my talent show out there. Which is fun. Yeah. So I've done some stuff over there.

Never ran into any TBS or...

And you never want to. You never want to. We respect and love the TBS. Do you have motorcycle gangs? No.

Do people have motorcycles out there? It's all motorcycles. It's all motorcycles. No, those are motifs. I mean motorcycles.

Yeah. I think so.

“What's the difference between a motet and a motorcycle?”

A lot of CCs. Yeah. So much bigger engine. Well, because of the conflict that we're in right now. I mean, I feel up here.

It was the hardest hit really in the beginning of this conflict in terms of gas. So what should we do about it? Can we do something? What are we supposed to do? There's nothing we can do.

Other than house Filipinos. Yeah. That's what I do. I can't. You did what you did.

Yeah. Spaghetti. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I can't black pools. Yeah. Yeah. I do everything I can. I can't.

I agree to a pool. Yeah. Give me what's going on in your lives. Rudy, what are you doing? Yeah.

Baby singing. That's all you're doing all the time. Yeah. That's your full-time job now. I'm American Dream.

Yeah. You went camping last year. Yeah. Where? We tried to invite it to Bobby.

No, you never invited it. We got Joshua Tray or something? Leo Corrio. Leo Corrio. You got a 10.

Yeah. Yeah. When we went camping, like Katuma. Oh, I love like Katuma. And the fucking dog.

I was like, oh, wow. She can. She's like restricted. She doesn't have to. We don't have to worry about leash or anything.

Why? Because it's like fence-dough. Where we were. Yeah. And I'm thinking, oh, this is great.

She jumps into a like a briar patch. It has birds all over. I spent like three hours picking out. She not ever fucking. I felt so bad.

It's suck. And then I was bummed because we didn't get the 10 set up. And I was like, this is, we should just go, oh, my God. You must snap. I did.

I was. I told you about my cousin Andy and I. My, my, my parents did. Huh. Oh, equal camping.

Is over. I dad said it. My cousin Andy and, you know, me and also Andy's father. My uncle. Yeah.

And so we set up a tent.

We went to sleep.

“And when we woke up, they were not there.”

And then in his dad. My dad and my uncle were not there. They went to a hotel. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah.

And they drove back. And it was sleep good. It was like, you left us here. Yeah. You would do that.

It's camping. Yeah. You got to learn. That's it. I know.

But I'm 12. You got to, you got to survive. Okay. I've got to survive. All right.

But let's go back to camping.

I, I will never camp ever.

I'm not though. I don't like it. I don't like it. I like, I like fishing. And I like all that other stuff around it.

But I don't want to sleep there. I'll go sleep somewhere else. Yeah. Because we have buildings now. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Buildings are great. Also, the ground is very uncomfortable. I don't care how comfortable you are.

You have a bed, though. Like a padding thing. Oh, you guys do glamping. No. You don't have padding when you do.

When, yeah, you, you could do like an insert into a sleeping bag. But it's not, that's not much. We did not do glamping. No. You did sleeping bag with an insert.

So it's more padded. Oh. Not on a cot. No. Yeah.

You didn't sleep well because when you came home, you slept all day. So what happened? Because I couldn't sleep because I thought we would just die. That exactly true. True.

True. You don't camp. Did you guys cook? Did you guys do gling and stuff? No.

Did you hear scary things outside of the tent? There was a guy screaming at his wife. Like I'm pouring. Oh, what was he saying? What was he saying?

First of all, I wasn't yelling at her.

I was talking to her. You screaming at his wife? Yeah. He was like, you stupid. Yeah.

Fucking dumbass. Why are you doing that? Whoa. Whoa. Now that's scary.

Yeah. What's going to happen? Yeah. He's screaming at her for the morning. Yeah.

Did anybody say shut up? No. How far away were the campsites from each other? Oh, pretty close. Oh, yeah.

See, that's not also knocked. That's not camping either. You got to be woke, camping. You got to be way out. Yeah.

You got to hike. You got to jump like a pepper spray. I didn't have a knife. So you have to go. You didn't have a knife?

Strange. You didn't have to do what Ivanka and Jared did. They went to that island. All right. Took their shoes.

Went swimming. Yeah. They swam to an island. Fairfoot. They hiked up top of the mountain.

And then they bought it. They bought it. All right. That's a real camping. That's real camping.

And that's what you guys eat. What do Albania buy a mountain? Yeah, that's a real. Yeah, that's real camping. So what not?

How did you eat the bill of resort? You did. Did you build a fire pit? No. You didn't build a fire pit.

You didn't grill or anything? There was no light. There was no light. What did you do for food? We sandwiched sandwiches and mustard.

You brought sandwiches and mustard? Yeah. What kind of sandwiches? It was just bread, bread, lettuce, ham, cheese, and mustard. Yeah, present food.

I like a ham and cheese. We're making it in the dark. Yeah. That sounds like the worst time ever. You didn't have a flashlight?

No. That was on our phone. And then we didn't have data. So at 10 a.m., we were just like, "What are we going to do?"

Yeah. Exactly. You know, it's like those cave people that go, what do they plunge it? What do they call them?

Spalunk a lunking. Yeah. And they get stuck in a crack like this. Right? And they get stuck.

“And they're like, "I think I'm going to die."”

Right? But it's like, you chose to be there. Yeah. You just get this. You spalunked.

You know, I've never been in a cave, stuck in a crack.

Never. Have you ever been it? I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.

I'm thinking about it. What? Yeah. And he had to cut his own arm off. I've just never been in that situation.

Never. Do you know why? Yeah. I don't go out there. You don't do that.

Yeah. When people are coming back, like, you know what I mean? What happened to your arm? Shark attack.

Well, that's never happened to me. Well, you do go in the ocean. I know. Tiger sharks. Yes.

I'll have to cut now. Not going to do this. Why ever? Well, I've been in there. I don't want to dig a gretto.

Shark. You're fogged up again. Huh? Yeah. Big fog guy.

You know what's a good episode of his fogging? Yeah. Oh, my god. So no camping anymore. No more camping.

All right. Never again. Okay. I think it's a good idea. I think that's a really good idea.

You don't need to camp. You don't need to camp. Yeah. I don't know what your comfortable where you are. You're living in his house.

Living a good life. Yeah. I'll tell you what I was going to see. And I'm glad I bailed. I bailed on scary movie.

My buddy told me he was like, it's. It didn't. It didn't do it, which sucks. I fucking loved the first ones. I can do it.

But the original was so funny. You know why it was a moment in time. Yeah.

“I think it was just a great moment in time.”

Wow.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. More money.

I'll say this.

“This might be the last time that we see you on the show for a little while.”

So probably year, year and a half.

Yeah. We'll miss you. Yeah. We'll have fun back at home. Yeah.

Maybe. We'll see. It's funny. She's like, I can't wait to go home. Yeah.

You miss the Philippines. I crazy. And I can't meet my friends. My friends. And then.

All right. Attitude. Yeah. She's well.

She's been doing attitude.

I mean, why? Why though. No.

“It's like the last time he was like, I want to date.”

And he was like, I want to meet this guy. I'm going to. I'm going to go to his profile. I'm going to message him. I'm like, what?

And we're going to miss you. We are going to miss. And I also believe that you're going to miss being here. Yeah. I don't.

I don't. I don't know. I think you'll be.

You'll miss some parts of the state.

You'll miss Rudy. Yeah. You'll miss. You'll be in the Philippines. Yeah.

Do you want to go back? Yeah. You want to stay here. Yeah. You're American.

You are. Yeah. But I mean, good luck. Yeah. Good luck.

We hope you come back. I hope you come back. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Say thank you for being a bad friend. Salam. Salam. Salam. Salam.

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