Double Betrayal

- You were these two idiots.

- Woo! - I did an Asian deer. - You two are disgusting. - Woo! - Are you two or something?

- The bad friends.

“- Here, here we are once again, together.”

- You see my, you see my fit today? I'm a Netflix guy. I'm a whoo guy, dude. Look at this. - Whoa, dude, where's that club at?

- Look at that Netflix sent me this jacket for doing the festival. - Are you serious? - And this hat. I mean, I got nothing.

- Yeah, I mean, I got nothing. - I got an email on it. - Interesting. (laughing) - Interesting.

- It's that art. - You say yes, please say yes, please say yes. - Interesting. - Interesting. - Please say yes.

- No, you got a jacket, they sent you, they sent you. - Is it a medium? - Oh yeah. - Interesting. - Interesting.

- The old dogs are the best. - No, no, no, no. - Got to, that dude, and then Logan. - I love Logan. - I love you, Haley.

(laughing) - He's one of my favorites. - You know my favorite is, a Connor. - Oh, he's the legend. - Because my impression of Connor is literally flawless.

- I know it is. - And a Raven. (laughing) - He's the king. - He's the king, dude.

- You, you don't have to stay that. (laughing) - It's so, it's so good. - It's so good. - No, it's so good.

- Would you perhaps be interested? - Yeah, it's so good. - And taking a walk. - Oh yeah. - He's the best.

- They should have, like, they should have, love his, - Love, love on the spectrum to pan. - Oh no. (laughing) - Who does he want? (speaking in foreign language) - Interesting. (speaking in foreign language)

- Yeah. - Bro, it's the best show. - It's the best show, bake, bake shows good. - It's up there too. We want to thank all the fans that came out to see us

at the YouTube Theater in Inglewood, California, for the Netflix's joke fest. - But don't take it so much. - No, that really good turnout.

“And we got invited to the, I think last year they had”

the Netflix brunch, and we talked about it, do we not? - Is it every two years? - It's every two years. It was last year, it was two years ago. - It's a two years ago, there was a brunch.

- Wow, Ted Serrando's his house. - At Tread, Tread, Tread, Tread, Tread. - Yeah, Treads, Treads, Treads, Treads, Treads, Treads Serrando's his house. - Yeah, careful.

(laughing) - That a boy. (laughing) - Yeah, a Pokemon. - A Pokemon?

- Hey, I heard what you guys said on the pod. - Yeah, I know, but I heard you were very, very punctual. - First guy there?

- I was probably the first guy there.

I was the first guy to leave. It was me and done now. - You were, yeah, I mean, you were done. - Well, you did it almost a trick to me. - It was a good bit, gay, the ladies are here,

the Phil, everything, we talked about the trick real quick. - Yes, you put the ladies on. - Set down girls and we'll chat a little bit. - Yeah, so we did the Ted Serranto's Netflix house. First of all, it was double the amount of people

than the last photo. - Wow. - Everybody got an invite. - That's why we went. (laughing)

- I know, that's what I felt like. - Once they knocked out all the legends, they were like, "What's stragglers?" - I know, I know, I go, I looked around and go, - That's what I got an open mic.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's definitely so like us. - Yeah, it's a couple of bookers were there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. And then also the guests of other comedians.

- Plus one. - So what happens is, this is what happens, right? A big comedian, we'll bring a smaller comedian, and there's a smaller comedian, we'll sneak into the pod photo. (laughing)

- And I could name a couple, I don't want to put them out, you know what I mean? But there were sabotage on the photo, which I'd like to talk about openly if I may. If I may.

- You may?

“- Okay, so I think Tom Segera, if you watch the big shot, right?”

They had his throws a ball toward the camera. - Yeah, they all made us take a playpen ball, like McDonald's playplace, they made us grab a ball, and they said, "We're gonna throw it at the camera at the exact same time."

- Yes, so what I did was, not throw. (laughing) - I know the trick, yeah, yeah. - Bob? - I just did, when they said, at three, right, they said,

"We're gonna come to three, at three, throw the ball." One, two, three, everyone threw the ball, "Not me, I did my best smile." (laughing) All right, good, I know the trick, right?

'Cause if I did any kind of motion, it would make, so what Segera did, which was crafty, right? When he threw, he exactly timed out, where his hand went over Greggford Seven's face, and if you look at the photo up close,

find Tom Segera, Greggford Seven's face is completely blocked out. - Show him the photo. - Yeah, I'll... - You can send it. - I send him the, I send him the big photo. - Just got it now, there it is.

- Yes, so go, zoom it in, zoom it up where I am, I'm in the middle, see that me? - Yeah, it's like, right there, yeah. - All right, so right to my right, now there's Segera's about me, go closer, go, zoomed in, closer.

- And there's Fitsis and there's his Fitsis face, and that's Segera's hand, he fucked 'em. - And look at Theo, by the way. - Yeah.

- Finally closing his mouth in a photo.

(laughing) - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, the first time ever. - Yeah. - And you want to see how Andrew handles these public events

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- It was sold to the left, it was sold to the left.”

- It's sold to the left. - It's sold to the left. - Okay, that's not it, that's not it, that's not it. I don't know what that is, that is it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what that is.

(laughing) - So, so see the big yellow ball there to zoom in there, and not right there, zoom in there. - Yeah, yeah. - Top corner right. - Yeah.

- And I look at how happy it is. - Like it's a basketball. - You're Steph Curry, look at that three pointer dude. (laughing) - Like it's three point that ball dude.

- Oh, happy I am. - Yeah, you are so miserable there. - That's mild. - Yeah.

- So first of all, they shuffle everyone in here,

and then all of the hungry give me need to tension comics have pushed their way to the front. - Literally. - All right, let's go the front. - And then I said I'll just stand in the back

I don't care. And the girl was like, just get down there, go down there and I said, don't worry about it. I don't want to do it. - Yeah.

- But everyone that forced their way down to the front was like, you know, and look at way zoom out a little bit and look to the right, Jeff Garland did catering that day by the way. (laughing)

- Dropping off a plate of poop. - But Jeff Garland did something very interesting, right? - Interesting. - Interesting. - What he did was, you don't know the reference

because he haven't seen it. - Interesting. - It's insane. - It's such a good show. - Great show, love on the spectrum.

But anyway, Garland was the last guy to enter.

“I saw 'cause you have to witness our behavior.”

- Ah, that's smart. - Right, and he's like, oh, I'll just go over to the wall and do a lean, right?

So now he's a focal point.

- That's exactly right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pulling focus. And that's an interesting thing. - Interesting. - Yeah.

- And then, so then in the front, go to the front. Let's see who's in the front. Woo, carry Kenny, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll. - Next is Japan. - Yeah.

- Matt Rife. - Who was his hand, oh, oh, that's Robby with Japan. - Right, Robby. - Robby Proud. - Yeah, Robby Proud.

- Was Bert. - He's at the right a little bit. - Yeah, there he is. Matt Rife is above the guy in the red shirt. - Bert, Bert is right behind Matt Rife.

- Yep, that's above, Matt. Sign filled is above. - And that's Ted Sarando's right next to Sandler there next to Eddie Murphy, right in the middle of the black shirt. That's the Netflix dog, next to David Letterman.

- Yeah. - That's a pretty cool clad. - Legendary, yeah. - Yeah. - And then let's go back up a little bit.

Back up, go zoom into my face. One more time. (laughing) Legends. - Legends?

- And look at my face. - Yeah, yeah. - Couldn't make you more anxious. - I think you purposely did that. - Okay, so I talked to you candidly about this.

- I know, I know. - I don't like these things they give me really bad anxiety. - I understand that. - I just get nervous and I get weird and I don't like it. - Well, it's because, I do know why.

- 'Cause I don't belong there. - No, I'll tell you why. - But this is my theory and don't get mad. - Oh, yeah. - 'Cause Taylor Swift's not there.

- Oh, that's a good joke. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think it's not big enough, right? (laughing) You need a higher.

- Yeah. - It's got to be Zuckerberg. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So I will come on.

- Come on. - No, it's just not funny. - Come on, it's not funny. - I mean, if it was funny it'd be good. (laughing)

- There it is. - I know that. - That's good. - What is that? - When things bomb, I do that.

- No, yeah. (laughing) - What do you do that on? - Yeah, I wanna do that from now on on this podcast. I will lift myself up with something doesn't land.

- Yeah. - But to me, it is funny. And if you zoom in, those are just tough for me to do. - It's hard. - Here's really high.

I talk to everybody about it. I walked up to everyone I go, how do you feel? I don't feel comfortable and I feel anxious. - It's an exciting thing to do. - And I said, I feel the same way.

But what I did was a couple of things. - Well, you took your lecture pro first of all. - I think my lecture pro, and I went against my gut instinct on certain things.

So I walked up to people that I never knew.

I never met. And I just said, hey, I'm Bobby O'Connor, I got some big fan. - That's awesome. - I did it to John Stuart.

I have a photo with Bob Odomkirk. - That's cool. - Yeah. - So I would go up to people that I'm actually fans of and walked up and I went.

Now Eddie Murphy was one that I wanted to do that. - Yeah. - But he has an aura that you can't break that aura. - It's perfect. I mean, it's like an energy field or something.

But he did shake my hand when he was walking up to his thing, because he was a looser and he took my hand. - Wow. - And I'm like, oh my God, yeah, I couldn't believe it. - That's awesome.

- Yeah. - No, so this was amazing. It was beautiful to be around all these legends. It was incredible. I just gave me, it's a lot of anxiety.

- It's hard because there's too many people. Like, look at that, like, there's Taylor Thomas and up there. I didn't even see her there.

“That's what sucks is like, there's people you didn't even see.”

- Dude, Kate Hudson's fun. I mean, she was literally two people away from me. I didn't even see her. - Well, you also asked who is that? (laughing)

- Yeah, because in my mind, I'm like, I don't know a comment that looks like that. - I was like, you know her. - Yeah, I know Kate, but it's like, I didn't know it was her because in your mind,

it's like, if you're going to, like, you know, a football Hall of Fame and trick it players there. - Yeah. - It's sort of like, you're right. So in your mind, you're like,

what team, Falcons, you know what I mean?

- It was pretty cool though. - It was a cool moment in time.

“And then when it was over, so this is my favorite.”

- It's Falcons a team. - Coming to a close. Bob and I get on the phone, he calls me. And I share this. I called Louie, Louie was in the car with fits

and I called them 'cause I thought it tickled me so much. Bob calls me and he's like, "Hey, are you still there?" And I was like, "Yeah, I wasn't. I was in my car."

- No, because Andrew had told me earlier on in the party. - Be the first to leave. - You pulled me and said you go. - As soon as the phone was over, you got a rush. - Got to get out of here.

- To the, you know what I mean? Valet, because there's gonna be a line. So me and Donald Rowling's, he beat me. - Right. - Yeah, he's faster.

- Faster. - And we were running with our ticket on our internet. - Yeah.

- We were the first to get to the Valet, right?

- Right. - But my car came first. - Of course. - Right, there's blue. - There's blue.

- There's blue across the street. (laughing) - That's all I told him. - It was a really? - Yeah, they left you close.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because that was the first guy there. - Mine was about a mile away. (laughing) - Yeah.

“- I left, and then maybe like 30 minutes later,”

I call Andrew, or did you call me? - You called me. - I'll call you about something, and then you said, "I go, where are you at?" And you're like, "I'm still at Ted's Randolph's house."

- I lied, I was in the car. - And the car. - Then what did you say? - So then I said, I said, "Dude, he said, "Should I not have left?"

Because he thought I was still there. And I said, "You're not gonna believe this." I go, "Dude, oh, no, I'm sorry. "I called you back." Because I said, "Dude, I said, I'll talk to you later."

So then I was ruminated about this in my head. And I called him back, and I was whispering. And I said, "Hey, dude, you're not gonna fucking believe this." And he goes, "What? "I go, we're inside Sarandoz's master's suite."

He has a movie theater in here. And it's me, Seinfeld, Letterman, Louis, John Stewart, and he's doing a private showing of new specials and stuff that are about to come out. It's in, and then he asked me, "Where's Bobby?"

And I lied for you. I said, "You were downstairs still." And he said, "Can you go get him?" So I'm panicking. And he was like, "Are you fucking, should I,

"oh my God, should I come back?" And I was like, "You got it, dude, mate. "I don't know, man. "I gotta go. "Maybe come back."

And I called Louis and Fits and told him, and they were like, "Are you gonna tell him the truth?" I was like, "I have to. "I have to fuck it." Because he would have driven back to Sarandoz.

I was, I get a U-turn. "Pulled into his driveway." I'm like, "I'm racing back to where you got the area." And then he called me back, going, "I'm just kidding."

I imagine, he believed it for a second.

I'm in Sarandoz's master's suite with Louis and Letterman and John's, "What are you such a believable?" Come on, guys. It's a believable situation.

For Andrew, yes. Did they let us into the house? I mean, it's like, you don't even hide the meanness. No. I said, "For Andrew's have the livable situation.

"I believe that he would be there." I'm, "Oh, I'm with you." Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go. They didn't-- So defensive towards you now, I gave you a big hug. The comment-- You're a drunk. Yeah, you were hammered. That doesn't count. We're doing that show soon with him. No, the comments weren't allowed in the house. You can let all these pigs inside the house. That's insane. No chance. So obviously, we weren't allowed inside of the home of Tetra. We were happy to be in the yard. Look if he was happy. Yeah, if he was happy. Yeah. But--

I wasn't unhappy. I was-- That's my face. I get very anxious at these. I get nervous out of my mind. Yeah. And then Cherio Terry, right there next to me, who is one of the greatest legends-- Oh, I love Cherio. "Legend." Yep. Turned to me and said, "Are you having enough room? Are you okay?" I said, "I'm fine. I don't need to wiggle into the thing." And because I'm like on a side standing on a side, thank you. Yeah.

And she said, "What's wrong?" I said, "This thing's made me so uncomfortable." I don't. And she said, "Give me a hug and she gave me the biggest fucking hug. And it-- I still made that face for the photo."

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But inside, I felt incredible because she's a legend.

It was incredible to see some of these people. Yeah, yeah. It was really incredible. Yeah. And then man, what a night I had after our show. Yeah, I am right. Look at him. Yeah. So just for the fans, so I can say this. So it's because it feels incredible. After we did our show at the YouTube Theater, that the girls were at. Yes. Thank you for coming. Amen. I get an invite to go to this Dave Chappelle after party.

Oh, God. Amazing. I go to this after party. It's for agents and managers. It's a decoy. Oh, tell me about this. I walked in and I was like, "Oh, no. This is the decoy party." Because everyone was like, "Is Dave gonna be here?" And you could tell right away. You're like, "Oh, no. This is for agents and managers." And then I get my phone back because they're locked up. I walk outside and I texted Chappelle. I said, "I'm sure you're getting blown up."

“I think I got the wrong thing. Are you guys at another spot? He goes, "Yo. Pull up."”

Almost to me to the he's like, "You got to pull up. Who are you with?" I said, "My buddy, a few of my friends." I said, "I'm with three black adult men if that helps."

Who? That's a good thing. Devontray, E.P. in my buddy's bank. Oh, E.P. was there? Yeah. Okay. And then so we go to this other spot that's like six blocks away. I walk in the inside shot. You're not gonna relate to this as much. But the inside? I'm all with it. The child inside of me.

Explosion. It was insane. Yeah. Yeah. I walk in and on state. There's 40 people.

“On stage is Taliban quality and most deaf and they're doing basically half of black star the album, right?”

And then it starts to flood in with people. Like more people are starting to catch on to like, "Oh, that's Oprah." They're performing. Oprah was on drums. [laughter] He's said, "Man, I bet." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So then bus rhyme. Dennis Rodman. Dennis Rodman was there. Yeah, yeah. Buster Rimes gets on stage. And I was already like, this isn't sane. And then I hear like a lot of people shuffling around and talking. Ooh. And Kanye gets on stage. No. My hand to God. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen in my entire show.

Holy shit. Kanye? Is it the night that we last Friday night where we went when we did our show? After our show? Yeah. It's interesting that I wasn't invited with your little charade. You went to go get food. Oh, that. Okay. You literally were like, "I'm gonna go eat." And I was like, "I think we're gonna go to the Shepel thing." He heard me say it.

“I was like, "I think I'm gonna go to the Shepel thing." And you were like, "We're gonna go get food."”

So you fuck off your own opportunities. Because you could have been there. And I was in the front row. I went right up to the front row. I wanted to watch Kanye. He was a military boots and he kept doing that thing where he kind of smiles where he goes. Wow. He smiles and takes away. And they played it all falls down. And then they did a few other songs. And he was actually rapping. It was wild to see.

And all that anti-Semitism went right out the window. Right out the window. Yeah. It was incredible to see him live like that. That close. It was bananas. That's insane. And how many people were there in the audience? I would argue by the time that he got on stage because people were going outside to text. Like people had got their younger bags unlocked to go text friends.

Try to sneak into this venue. Wow. Wow. Probably 200 at the most. Oh my God. It was like the OR. Maybe last. Maybe like 150. It was fucking incredible. What time is it?

Midnight or one on the morning? I was asleep. Yeah. Yeah. I was dead. You were never going to come to that.

I was dead as late when Kanye was doing it. He was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Do you know who tell him Quilly is or no?

“I am him. That's how good my time moved with that fan. Good answer.”

Anyway, we had a great show. We appreciate all the fans coming to the bad friend's show. And here are the two of our favorite girls that did the show with us. Yeah. Our Filipinos. He saw and jewels. What do you do? He's the shoes are phenomenal. That's heard. Those are dope. Yeah. And she never wears shoes. And your mom came.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's flirting with me so hard back then. I know. She loves orange dick. She does. Yeah. Orange dick. She goes where is you? I can't say orange. Why? Why can't I say that? She's your cat. And I did. She's an American first. She asked me where my dressing room was. Many times.

She goes, "Can I go to your dressing room?" I said, "Sure, man. Come on in my dressing room." Yeah. He told Bobby, "I was going to push her while you were doing her." That's it. On to the stage? Yes. Can't have a moment of my own, huh? Are you out of your room? Oh, he's got a sabotage for my bed.

Are you? Can't have a moment of my own. Are you out of your door? As soon as the spotlight's not on you, boy or boy, does it get dark, huh? Do you think I would do that? Are you insane? Yes, you absolutely would be.

I would never do that. Lie like this.

Raptor and I kind of pushed her towards stage. I go in a row of Andrew said, but I would never push her all the way in. Are you telling me for a second that you wouldn't run a bit like that? Not in, not in front of that many people now. Yes, you would. I wouldn't. Who believes that he wouldn't do that? I don't think you would. He'd be too afraid. Yep, there we go. How about you, Andreas? I don't think he would. Yeah, I think he's been so funny.

Yeah, yeah. McCone. I think you would because you got the balls. Yeah, you know what you did? You tonkest a man. No, you, I was there. I was there. You stuck your tongue out and you guys did a little sorely swirl in front of my face and you are my friend. That's exactly what I gave, right? I'm point Bobby did that to six other guys. I didn't open my mouth and do a

tongue twill you open mouth as good with your tongue. That is his rule, no open mouth. No open mouth. I don't want hot to virus. I've already had four times. Yeah, yeah. I don't have all the experience kissing men that you do. I don't know how to do. Whoa. Whoa. So you know why? You know what you say?

Why wouldn't I never do a cruise? Why? Hot to virus. Exactly. You're right. I was right.

You, but you never set onto virus. Yeah, I thought it. Yeah, okay. Okay. I thought it. I thought it. I imagine if a hunter virus hit the atom divine fucking cruise. Yeah, the important cruise. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I imagine if that happened. First up one to die. Throw it out.

you know what someone said to me one time. Someone who listened to show a friend of our family says when Bobby kicks the table. Yeah. In my speakers and my car with bassar on. Yeah.

It sounds like an explosion happened outside. Who would die first? Because I know we have the same answer.

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funniest girl on the show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you've been overtaken by a mile. Because you've changed. I have it. You a hundred percent are a different person. Oh, really? Last night, I was at the house and she was working out, right? Your ex-girls. At Leon and I. She's like, oh, I can, I can, I can, I can, -Hakura. Hakura. -Hakura. -What's with it? -Hakura.

-Hakura. Hakura. -Hakura. -You're doing the Hakura. -Yeah, right? -Yeah. -And I was going, it's true. -What are you doing? -What are you doing? She's like, "I have a model show to us today."

-Oh! -Oh! And then she showed me photos of other models who are going to be there and like, "I'm not a high-heat disease." Yeah, but she was like, "Working at..." I go, "It doesn't work in one night."

[laughter]

“I mean, you have to be doing this every day for like two years.”

Forever. Forever. Yeah, yeah. -Do you work out? -But she was doing it. -Yeah. -No, don't worry about it. -I think it doesn't mean... -I say, "Don't work out." -Don't work out. -Everybody, don't do it.

Everyone should stop. -This blob of yellow garbage. -Still rocking. Still rocking. -Still rocking. -So tall-ups, no cans or nothing. -That's true. -That's true.

-But you got checked. -Yeah, in my bottle. -Yeah. -Yeah. But, yeah, so she was working out. And then, um...

You never guys talked about Coachella.

-Oh, because this is the first time we've been here. -Yeah.

You guys had so much fun with you.

Get so much fun. Yeah, yeah. -Would you go back? -I would. I don't think she would.

“-Why won't you go back? -There's so much people.”

-So much people. -Oh, my God. Give me a fucking break. -You hate it. -You hate it. -You hate it. -You hate it. -You hate it. -You hate it.

I went for you, you spoiled. And I'm gonna tell you something right now, Andrew. And you're just getting me off my rockers, right? Get off my line! And I'm sure that I have right now.

Get off my lawn. Get off his lawn. Yeah, all right. I'm so furious. I have to slowly get this out.

I'm so sorry. -Hit her heart. -Get off my fucking lawn. Go for 'em, man. All right. Interesting.

Okay, so um... I'm sorry. Oh, Kelly. Oh, did I step on you, Shelley? How does she even stand out?

You told her I came. You know they're doing get ready for me tutorials, and it's easy. Yeah, yeah. She's putting on, she's taking off makeup and putting a moisturizer. And he is doing the voiceover.

It's fucking incredible. Oh, I gotta watch this. Now she's... Shelley's applying moisturizer. Ah, yes. All right, it's so...

So, you know... You're full glow. It's amazing. Great impression. Thanks.

They should have cast you on us, I know. I could have made Matt TV. I honestly believe... Could you wear this clothes? To...

I don't know. No, I was pretty far away. No, there's no way. You flew to New York and didn't in front of Lauren. Yeah, it wasn't right for me.

You know what's right for me? What? Bad friends. What I'm saying, though, is... This is the only show that matter.

They missed out so badly, because this is the best guy out there. No, no, no. I would have tried that out. It's just characters and impressions, and all that. Do you want to kill...

I would have drowned. No, you're... You hit the ball. You hit the ball. You're Darrell Strawberry.

I do cocaine. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You hit the ball. Strawberry is the man.

Yeah, yeah. Shout out to the yes. So I want to go back. Let's take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back, take a back. All right.

I went to Coachella. I did not want to go. I did it for you guys, right?

“So then I asked you guys to do one thing for me, right?”

And you guys are like, "We won't not do that." What did they do? I want to go to Magic Mountain. Magic Mountain is great. You know what I mean?

One trip to Magic Mountain is lighter than a trip to Coachella. I would argue you taking them to Coachella and paying for the tickets is worth five magic mountains trip. You take thank you, five, five or six. Well, sorry, six, six, six, yes, but five absolutely five. Yeah, at least.

Yeah, at least. Right? Yeah. It doesn't matter. Did you go with him?

Yeah, you were there, too. Right. Yeah, you were there, too. Okay, so that's a one trip. That's one trip.

No, I'm asking you were two and I deserve five. I agree. Yeah, do the math. And we took it in and out afterwards. Yeah, do the Coachella.

That whole day was incredible.

Yeah. It's still scary. Yeah, so they won't do it. Like baby. So then I gave them two options.

Move out? No. Okay. No. Magic Mountain or skydiving.

Oh. And what do you know? He's no. They're both like does. That no one dies at skydiving.

Yeah, yeah. Magic Mountain. Yeah.

“Yeah, what's more safe for skydiving or magic mountain?”

I would imagine maybe skydiving. I think skydiving is more if they ever. No, because magic mountain people don't die. While there is no single public record up to day for injuries six, flagged magic mountain ports.

A hundred and nine injury complaints. But that's at no deaths. No deaths. Yeah. You'll break an arm.

Big deal. Yeah. Yeah. You break a white man. Go to like rent fair.

Because it's this weekend's the last weekend and I'm on the road. Skydiving accents are rare with roughly 10 to 20 fatalities per year in the

United States over 3 million annual jumps.

So that's not bad. It's not bad. So 10 to skydiving or magic mountain. I'll do magic. Magic Mountain.

Okay. I think it should be skydiving or bungee jumping. Oh, no. I can't do it. Yeah.

Bungee. No. You're more apt to skydives and bungee jump. Yeah. Because bungee jumping.

It's just like. Yeah. So with skydiving. Yeah. You're falling.

But you're with someone. No. Yeah. Yeah. You're with the insurrectionist like January 6th.

Amen. You know. Bungee jumping is very. One in every floor. It's going great.

He's. Nobody dies. No one dies. One death per year globally. And then that guy wanted to die.

He wanted to die. He probably went. He went. No. I don't hook the car.

Yeah. That would be a fast painful death. Hitting the ground. You know what the worst part would be? It would explode, right?

I mean, you'd pop for sure. Yeah, especially if you ate that morning. Yeah. The worst would be it goes down. Then it comes back and then it losing it then would be even worse.

If you fell from the set for like you feel like the bounce. It held you and then it didn't held you. Oh, you hear a snap when you're going. Oh, my lord. That would fuck.

That would fuck you up.

Because you feel like you survived the first.

Right, right. You would hear the snap. Oh, my god. And you're like, what is that? And you do calculations.

I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. Me die. Yeah, me die.

Yeah. So skydiving, bungee, or magic mountain. Magic mountain. Magic mountain. You open with what?

X2. X2, you must. Open with X2. Yes. It's the best one.

It's the most fun. It's the most fun. Yeah. Because you start off backwards. There's fireballs.

Love the fireballs. We love the fireballs. And when you survive the fireballs everything's pretty. Everything's easy after that. Yeah.

Yeah.

“Who would you go on the Joker or something like that?”

It's a cake. It's a cake. Oh my god. You look at that.

And the speakers pumping in the sound.

Yeah, screams. I love it. You're done. You're done. You're done.

You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done. You're done.

You're done. It's going to be great. It's so much fun. You can say if you want to go though. Cool.

You're girlfriend. Okay. I have a girlfriend. And she doesn't want to go. Yeah.

But she's going. If she doesn't go. It's called that. It's called her. Your skydiving.

Your skydiving. It's duty. Yeah, girlfriend. What will follow her if she doesn't go? Yeah, it's called duty.

Okay. And that's that I'm a king. Right? But I'm a crown prince. You're not the crown prince.

You're not the crown prince. What am I then? It's her. I'm a butler. Wow.

She's the crown princess. Yeah. Why? I heard sweet heart. Yeah.

Oh. Tell us more. Sweet heart.

“You get to really nice when she's around.”

Yes. He's so nice. Yeah. When she's around. We had dinner last night.

And it was he was very nice. So she should be around more. Yeah. Yeah. He turns into a better version of Bob.

He doesn't even fart in front of me. Yeah. That I find hard to believe. You know what? I sneak away.

Yeah. What I do. She's in the bed and I'll go all the way down my hallway. Because I have a little hallway in my right. I go to the very end of the front.

The door of my bedroom. I squeeze my cheese. And I go like, like, you know, like an agent orange. Oh, you do the open. Yeah.

Yeah. I go. And then I let the smell simmer there. Because what happens is I don't know if you know about science. You're mean.

But it follows you. Yeah. Like a stalker. A little farker in the night. You know what I mean?

A little Richard Ramirez. All right. Falling you in the night. Okay. So I let Richard dissipate.

Let him, like, a little farker. And then I'll go back into the arena. Right. And lay down. But sometimes what happens is there's a little bit of another, you know,

I mean, zodiac killer that comes out. Ooh. So I have to leave the bed again and release the zodiac after shot. All right. A little after shot.

So that repeats several times over the night. If I had ice cream or not. Right. Yeah.

“Remember when you fart it on Andrew's wife?”

Ooh. That's good. Girl. Dude. Dude.

Are you just, are you trying to start a war? No, I'm just saying that's. Because that was let go in the past. He was so mad. Mm.

Yeah. So what are you trying to do? I'll take that's beautiful character, girl. You're growing up. Oh, my God.

Why would you bring that off? Dude, we almost ended. It was, the Beatles are over. Yeah. I mean, Yoko had entered it.

I mean, it was, you know, it was bad. Yoko farted. Yeah. On Paul's wife. It was bad.

It was bad. It was bad. He pulled me aside. He goes, you don't ever do that with me. And a million years.

Yeah. And I locked eyes with them. And just to the eyes, I can see. Right. Don't ever do that on evil.

Yeah. Yeah. But yes. What else have you noticed about me? You're just sweeter and nicer and very, like, cuddly with her.

That's cute. You're a new man. You know, I'm cuddly with all creatures. Like my dogs and cats, right? But who will you?

Because dogs, cats, girlfriend. Well, I've known my dogs and cats a longer. That's true. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And you know, I have a connection with Goby.

My first dog I've ever had.

Yeah. She's still with me. And she looks at me like. Dad. She's your she's.

Yeah. I was like, there's a there's a connection there. So it's like, I can't put that in order yet. I agree.

Yeah. There is no order yet. Yeah. So. How are you feeling?

Me? Yeah. You want to talk about it? Yeah.

“So let's talk about Carlos' head trend splash.”

Do you want to talk? I mean, it looks. I'm feeling good right now. Yeah. You're not any sort of pain.

It's just a little sore. But it's been like a big shout out to Bosley for doing the hair. Yeah. Congratulations. Thank you.

Talk down a little bit. Let's see. Let's see just the yeah. Wow. Yeah.

That's what's going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. But it's been going well. Could you.

It's going to look like when we first met.

Exactly. That's great. But the hairline be a little lower. Well, they were trying to be realistic. They like there's not enough graphs in the back to put on top.

Imagine if the hairline was down to your eyebrows. It would just air all the way up. I mean, they'd be a cooler look. But it would stop up here. And I would have no hair in the back.

Well, that's no one looks like that. That's amazing. Oliver Tree or something. Yeah. But I have a thought that you're going to get the hair.

And you're going to still buzz your head anyway. And you're going to keep it short. I want to grow it out once I get it. Yes. Yeah.

I want to do this slick back. No, don't do this look back. I like slick back. No, dude grunge. Oh, see.

That's kind of cool. Yeah. I've been on the road. It takes a long time to grow a grunge hair. A mad scientist.

He has what? 40 more years to do it. Yeah. I know. Oh, but less.

Yeah. I know.

“You guys think you're going to die before Earth that I'll die before you?”

There's a chance. There's a chance. And I would like to talk about if I may. May. Gosh.

What? We're about to hear Bobby side of the story. Oh, my God. That makes me so mad. What?

That puts me in such a rage. What's wrong? Because as if there are two sides of it. There's no, there's no, there's no. It's not rush a month.

It's a first. How a reference. Anyway, it's not. You don't mean a two sided situation. It's one clear side.

Oh, you almost said why didn't you cloud. Because I called you. I'm my side. I called you. What happened?

Because I knew Andrew would see things. I want to hear your side. Can I hear your side?

That's a good strategy for me to go first.

It's a brilliant strategy. Yes. So you come up with things to defend your. Okay, I'll just go. Queens gambit here.

Do you got to find out? I'll go because they're certain. I want to go first. I'll tell you why. It's a good boundary.

I'll respect. There's certain things that I want to omit from in the story. Copy. That's why I want to go first. So what is it?

Do people like listening to this stuff or no? We don't know what it is yet. That's true. That's true. That's other two.

But these kind of personal, I mean, conflict. Yes, man. Okay. What is it? All right.

So I played New Jersey, Pact. Wellington. Yeah. And then we did it. Well, Mont.

Yeah. And then we did Medford, Pact. Right. Sadly, it's Saturday. I had a little problem in Atlantic City.

Okay. What happened? What was the laugh about me? I asked per se. Because I'm having a trusser.

Yes. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser.

I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser.

I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser.

I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser.

I'm having a trusser. I'm having a trusser. What are you talking about? The seeds. What's your problem?

The angry about. I asked you what the... What is going on? Are you okay? I don't think I am.

You're on it. I know he does it. What happened? I'm going to tell you right now. Fine.

So, not a good show, right?

“I think I did pretty good given to circumstances.”

Yeah. In terms of response. And we had a great deal. Can you play Borgata? No, Ocean.

Yeah. And I still got over a thousand, you know what I mean? It wasn't what I mean. Anyway, I get off stage. And I'm sweating.

And I'm on the verge of tears. I'm literally on the verge of tears.

Because I'd never seen anything like that.

I mean, where it's like, I'm so grateful that they all came out to support me, but, you know, I'm just disappointed and turn out, right? Which really happens. And I was in the green room on the verge of tears, right? And I'm literally...

I'm calling my agents. Yeah. No one's picking up. No, that's right. I'm just sitting there like hunched over like that.

Sweat dripping in the verge of tears. And then all of a sudden I see cameras going on. Somebody walks in with camera. Two cameras. McCone?

No, it invites a tick-talker to do a video with me. And I don't know what's happening. Who is this person? He's already mad.

I want to know who's going to come into a video with me after the show, right?

Is that a proper and fair thing? Yeah. He doesn't tell me. Okay. Right?

So I'm sitting there like, and then I have to, in that moment. Turn it on. Turn it on. So I'm like, hey! You're in.

And he's like, hey! And I'm doing, now, I'm reading off an advertisement. He hasn't had his phone for his new product. You didn't have to do that in real life. I'm just saying, I didn't know what was going on.

Yeah. Yeah. Because there's no prep. From my tour manager. Yeah.

Right? And then, right? He leaves. It's done.

“And I look at Carlos and I go, what the fuck was that?”

And then he gets defensive. You like good shit. Oh, like good shit. No. I thought you would like it, right?

You know what I mean? So that's why I did it. I go, yeah.

But I want to be fucking prepared.

If I knew a Tik Toker was going to come into a video. Right. Especially with a night that I had tonight. Right. Your honor.

Yes. Case heard. Okay. Good shit. No.

Defense. My defense is that I didn't know they were going to be filming when they walked in. And I wanted to surprise Bobby on this tough night with two free people. With two free pairs of golden goose shoes.

And what did that have to do with the Tik Tokers? That was the Tik Toker was bringing that. But after the show had went away at when and knowing that the blue dot virus was going on this night. Oh, yeah.

Did you not think to preemptively say, let's hold off until a little bit after the show or you just let him come in. I let him come in. Right. And I'm preparing me.

You're right. I wanted to be a surprise. But I want in my defense. I apologize and said this happened on my watch. I'm sorry, Bob.

Hmm. I did say that. But in what world do I not say that? Let's see what he's doing. He's winning the case.

He's not winning the case. No, no, he's not winning the case. I'll tell you why. Yeah, well, I'm the judge, but yeah, I'll tell you why. Please.

Now we're at dinner afterwards. Right. And I look at Carlos because in my mind. Gilbert from Tiger Belly was there as well. In my mind, I thought the Gilbert had said it all up.

So now I'm living at Gilbert. Ah. So he's not even taking the phone. Right. So I look at Carlos.

And I go, I'm so pissed off. I go right now. And you're like, why? Because I love the guy that came in. It was just the wrong timing.

Sure. Right. And I go because of that situation. And you go, oh, yeah. I mean, we're both, you know what I mean?

You're on it. Yeah, you're on it. Yeah, you're on it.

“And then did I not take when Gilbert set down on the table?”

Did I not pull him aside? Yeah. And I was confused because when we walked into the restaurant. Did that energy just run? I look at the manager.

I look at the manager. I look at the manager. I look at the manager. The energy. I'm a passion.

Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be order in this court. Yeah, it will be order. Okay. There must be order in this court.

Yeah. But I want to tell you about what happened when we were walking into the restaurant. Yeah. Which is I told him that wasn't Gilbert. Like, like, that's how you go.

Oh, my God. His life is a shame. And we're trying to judge. And then I'll tell you another thing you did. Oh, when the girl thought I was on Tiger Belly and I got mad at her.

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Why not? I just ate a little like meal because you think after the show you're going to go. Oh, great. So we had reservations. Okay.

So it's a tour manager, you're just going to set up a meal. Yeah. Okay. We go to the restaurant after the show. And we walk in and the host goes, we're closed.

PF tanks? No. And I look at Carlos go, what? He doesn't suck. What he said?

He said the kitchen closes in 30. No, that's not what he said. He didn't say that. He was an immigrant. Didn't know who you were.

And I thought we were going to deliver the treatment. Now I'm going to call somebody. Now I'm going to call somebody that was there. Yeah. And you don't say anything, okay?

I have a witness right here. You don't say anything. I want. All right. You are excited?

Is this Gilbert your car? No. Ramsey might open her. All right. Hi.

So you're on bad friends right now. Okay. So you know after the Sunday show at the in Boston, Medford, I think it was, was it Medford? Yeah.

So afterwards, when we walked in the Korean restaurant, what did the guy tell us? He said that their kitchen was closing. And they didn't have time for us, right? Yeah.

Okay. Thank you. Thank you. And steady went to the four seasons in eight. No.

By the way, answers on the first ring.

I know what. Desperate. Hello. Yeah. I also have another witness if I could call if I want.

You may. I may. Yeah. Okay. Thank you.

We're mentioning the kitchen clothes. No. Yeah. Yeah. Who was the witness?

That bird calling the stand. Yeah. Don't say anything. Thank you.

“That's how many rings each opener is going to get to switch.”

I. Okay. Okay. All right. You're on bad friends right now.

I'm on bad friends. Yeah. I have to ask you a question. Okay. Okay.

It will be the only time that you're on bad friends. Okay. All right. So it, when we're in Boston, right? Yeah.

And we went to that Korean restaurant afterwards, right? Yeah. Yeah. And then what did the host of whoever say to me when we walked in the restaurant? The host said, oh, you can't.

The kitchen is closed. Yeah. I got to thank you so much. Good night. Okay.

Bye. Unreliable witness. He's paying them too. He's paying his witnesses. Also, what you're saying that it was open.

Because you got frustrated.

No, no. You're not going to recognize. That's what happened. You didn't go, oh, Bobby. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

He's recently, per se. Wow, wow, wow.

“Well, judge, please make a final verdict.”

I got to be honest. Yeah. Tend a life, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I beg you. Yeah. You're here. You're here. Oh, my God.

You're new here. How does it get you new here? How did I get it? Yeah. Oh, from Batford.

Exactly. I got you new here. I got you new here. Thank you, sir. Are you lied?

I didn't lie. Yeah. In conduct. Conspiracy. Did you make a reservation?

Of course. Did you tell them it was him? When you walked in, the kitchen was open for 30 more. But they still said, please don't sit down. Right.

Well, they didn't tell us not to sit down. But they said, closing in 30, which is another way of saying, we're not going to--we don't want to do this. They didn't say that. And I'm telling you right now, based on my witnesses, right?

They said, we are closed.

Well, first we're going to said 30 minutes to close.

Can't actually-- No, he didn't. No, he did. No. No, Ramsey did not.

No, he did. He literally said they said they're closing in 30 minutes. He said it was the kitchen is closing. Yes. Closing in 30 minutes.

No, he didn't say that. He did the safe 30 minutes. Yeah, I'm going to call him over time. Sorry. 30 minutes.

I have to call him again. Closing in 30 minutes. First ring. Okay, your own conference again. What did you say again?

He said he didn't have time for us. The guy, he was kind of mad about it. Because the kitchen was closed, right? The kitchen was closed. Yeah, thank you.

Bye-bye. You're leaving the witness. I'm not leaving the witness.

“That's what he said the first time I'm ever going to hear us.”

Yeah, you didn't say that. I swear to God he didn't say that. No, you got to hear it. Yeah, so-- Double jeopardy.

It's not double jeopardy, dude. Yeah, yeah. He said the kitchen is closing. Exactly, thank you. So he changed his statement.

So he lied. Yeah.

This is not-- I'm sorry, but that first witness is going to be thrown out.

Okay, I have one more witness. But the second witness is fine. Does she still valid? Yeah, she still valid. And she said the kitchen is closed.

It is closed. Yeah. And would you-- would you side with a convicted liar? We usually don't in this court of law. Exactly.

Somebody that's known to deceive. What do you girls think? You guys are the jury? Yeah. I mean, from our experience with Carlos at Coachella, he was really--

We love the Carlos. Yeah. So I don't think he-- I'm going to side with the jury here. Carlos, you're clear to all the charges.

Thank you, sir. Bob, you're going to just stay after. Carlos was the best at Coachella. Okay. I--

I stayed with us the entire time. You wanted to make sure you were safe. Do a chopper on. And she gave me mushrooms. Thank you.

You did? Yeah. Did you do mushrooms at the show? I was a little micro dose. Oh, wasn't anything.

You didn't do any young lady. No, she didn't. She didn't. She didn't. She didn't.

She didn't. So you gave Carlos drugs? Yeah. She didn't. No.

No. No. Go. You literally just betrayed me. I was starting with Carlos.

So I will betray you as well. I did. Yeah, because I'm Korean. And if you betray me, I betray you. I did.

Go. This is a-- it's fair. It's a double betrayer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. That has nothing to do with the case. That's before you.

Correct. [LAUGHTER] You're bringing up a completely different situation. What did she do? All right. What has she been doing?

Oh, no. And now you stop. No. Betraying. I'm not trained.

Look at me right now, dude. All right. She's smoking. Oh, no, I'm not. Are you really smoking?

A little bit. Do I say, oh, no, I'm not. Did you smoke? Oh, no, I'm not. Did you smoke?

Before you came? No. You haven't smoked one cigarette today. No. Oh, my God.

I swear. I swear. No. Good. Yeah, yeah.

But so you want me to read you. I could read all the things, too. But I won't. But I'm to say, when-- No, we can't.

I know about when you betray, right? I betray. I betray. I just said Carlos was so good.

“For what does that have anything to do with the fucking case of the last weekend?”

Plus, that is a betrayal on its own. Yeah, that's a betrayal on his own. If I'm once on the show, we can't. Can we go a week without betrayal? I know each.

I know each. One week. I know how you feel. I know exactly how you feel. Because I feel like everyone on the show is trying to betray someone.

I know exactly how you feel. Yeah. I'm a victim of circumstance. We should be lifting each other up. I agree.

Yeah, not bring everyone down. You know what I mean? It's like I gave you a job. You don't want to do it. See, you're not even listening.

Look. Dude, I'm so grateful for the job you gave me as tour manager. Well, do the job. I've been doing it the night before you were like,

Like, you forget about all the good when one drip of bad drops down.

Interesting. Interesting. I think my bad stuff is so bad. It's like oil or something. It just ruins everything.

Yeah. Yeah. So we got an email to Carlos at the booth. The upper-duction company. They reached out.

It's the production company that's handling the distribution for karate ghost. Like, before you push play, I want to say this. Okay.

“When you're doing a movie like this, independent movie, right?”

You take certain risks. Risk and you go, like, it doesn't matter. Like the risk of the whole film. Yeah. Yeah.

It doesn't matter.

I could do whatever I want.

You know what I mean? I look into the camera. Someone will say it. Go. Go. And he's going, it's good.

It's really good. Oh, you got it. Turn it down a little bit. You ain't the big city of Beijing, no more, huh? Yeah.

I'm not the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing.

I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing.

I'm the big city of Beijing.

I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing.

I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing. I'm the big city of Beijing, no more, huh? I'm from me, reputated.

I don't know any other towns in China. I'm the big city of Beijing. That's besides the point. Now, if you go, be staying here for a while.

“You have to get yourself a friend's rotation.”

Okay. It's big out here. It's too far to walk. Wow. And I can't be slipping you around every day.

Wherever you need to go. I understand. I am a sorry for the inconvenience. It's all right. I mean, I don't mind doing it today.

Today, I'm happy to bring you home. But it can't be in every day's saying. I mean, I've got stuff to do. Yeah, I know. I am getting accramated.

That's really, that's true. I'm sure. I hope you will be feeling later. I'll tell you that. I don't need to be harsh.

You know, I like you. Now, the dojo's a staple of our community. Well, hell, we're just happy there was someone to take it over. Well, I want to thank you for welcoming me into the community. Everyone has it been a so kind.

Well. Yeah, exactly. No, nothing. Never. I think that's you, too.

You're doing a scissors. [laughter] This town is... There's some things about this town. It's...

Well, this place is just unique, okay?

“I'll tell you about it another time over a beer.”

How about that? I would love a beer. [laughter] Well, I get a head down this loan from road here. I've got to get me home, so...

You have yourself a good night. So, I'd be safe on the runs from road. [laughter] [music playing] [music playing]

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Ah, sorry to bother you. Are you the new Thompson say?

That's great.

You know, we heard a lot about you.

“Erge are pretty handy with the sword there.”

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[music playing] Okay. I don't want no trouble. I don't want no trouble. I don't want no trouble.

I don't want no trouble. Go! I don't want no trouble. Wow. Oh.

Bobby. What do you want?

“If it's not me caring you, I don't have much else to offer.”

My time will be up soon. But I must say, you are a fine word,

but you are not the best.

Before we were Xamera, we were trained in the art of karate, but a greatest sensei who walk this earth. There's no longer with us, but a spirit still lives on,

and he protects us, and he will avenge his pupils. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

What are you supposed to do? What are you supposed to do? What are you? I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

I don't want to be a good man. I don't want to be a good man.

“There's a lot you've got to learn about this here, town.”

You saved my life, Shiva. Well, couldn't have you go dying without us sharing that beard together. I suppose the rounder will be on me. Hell, I'd like that. As you can see, we got much to discuss.

We must celebrate the demise of that of a warrior being.

The demise, not quite.

“We see that spirit, it's one of this town here since 1868.”

I didn't do much to another than get it off here or get it away from you for a little while. It'll be back. In fact, I sent in some of their best men without any warning. You had no prep whatsoever. You took them out with ease.

Will that gave me hope?

I always thought you were sent here for a reason.

And now I know that to be true. Finally, someone will defeat karate ghosts. Wow. You make that? No.

What the fuck did you just say? Did we make that? Yeah. We shot that. I drove all the way out to the desert after landing.

I had four hours of sleep and McCona not in a crew of incredible people. Shot that. I had a two-day shoot. First day we did with stunt guys and a bunch of blood effects and everything. And second day with a few hours with Andrew and he drove out to Joshua training.

We shot that like two weeks ago. It looks so good. Take that film school. Wow. You are talented.

Did you like it? I thought it was shot so well. McConaut was shot that. He did. This was McConaut's baby.

All I did was show up. And for four hours. No. No. No.

This is a whole day. You like karate ghosts?

Should we show the clip of me giving you the note?

No, no. Bobby will love this. You will love this. Okay. I want to see it.

All right. You just heard. I was traveling. Four hours of sleep. So four hours.

I had to wake up and drive two and a half hours in LA traffic to get out the Joshua tree. I can't even believe that you would even drive out there. I did this for you. Why'd you do? Why'd you slam that?

I killed this fly. That's been buzzing around the studio. Oh wow. Yeah. Thank you.

And by the way, as I hit it, I smashed it. Are you karate ghosts? Yeah. It's so Bob. So then we're in the car.

Okay. I want to do it. This is the end of the day. Okay. It's been a long fucking day.

Yeah. There is no food within 50 miles. Yeah. And so I haven't really eaten anything. They were going to get Chipotle.

And I'm tired. It's like the, it's in the 11th hour. And he's in the back of the car. This is why I know you're going to love this. This is you and me to a tea.

Okay. Go ahead. I'm going to the getting you to be. Oh yeah. I'll turn that up a little bit.

Hold pause it. Look at me. He's giving me notes. Oh my gosh. Stop.

Watch.

“In the beginning, you should be a little more embarrassed.”

But he's driving you. Look at my face. Other than that, I think it's great. [laughter] I don't get any acting on scene.

[laughter] Here's the other one. No. No, I do. [laughter]

Not even. [laughter] [laughter] Yeah. That's out of pocket.

[laughter] If you ever done curvy and doozy? [laughter] Did you do it on the office? If you're done five sit-combs?

Shut your fucking. [laughter] You're done selling your major motion pictures? Watch your fucking mouth. [laughter]

Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. [laughter] Wow, dude.

That was real, dude. No. Yeah. No, it was. Yeah.

That's what you're just in. He knows. I was fucking with him. No. There's also he took the note.

Yeah.

“He wanted to play with him in front of you know why?”

Yeah. Because he was doing director thing in front of his buddies. Yeah. And I was going to stop on his neck in front of his friends. But of course I did the fucking no.

I just wanted to make him feel it for a second when he's going. He's got real directorie at some point. Right. And I let it go all day. And then in the car, I was like, that's it.

Dude, it's, you know, here's the thing.

Doesn't it give you hope that this little tiny crew can do. We can-- The cone can direct. So can Andreas. Okay.

I can't do the notes. Oh, right. No. Yeah. So it's like, and I'll probably come off in the movie.

Like not good because it didn't take any notes. And I because I refuse to take notes from these two. Right. And it's going to come across bad because if it was like, if we can. Yeah.

Right. Oh, yes. What if it's a D.P. your respect that we get a D.P. No, no, no, no. I can't because it's coming coming from them.

Because I know the whispers. And they go to the D.P. Right. And the D.P. comes to me and goes. No more, yeah, yeah. I know that it's all from them.

You're right. So there's no way I can work with them. All right. So we won't do it. Yeah.

I just thought-- Unless you give me no notes. I will say this. This was everyone that worked on it. Fantastic job.

Everyone put their neck out for this. They did it on a low bud on a shoe string. And on a whim. They slept at this house overnight in the desert. Like literally four to a bed.

Because they wanted to make this. And everyone, we appreciate. This was just a fun little. A bit we wanted to run with you to show karate ghost. And McCone had the idea.

I said, I'm down to shoot it.

Incredible. And we had one day.

And everyone did a great job.

That's one day shot. Two days. I did one day with them. And they did the stunts and all that stuff. They did.

He had a stunt guy coming to do all that flips. And all that shit. It was nuts.

“Do you have any other grudges to hash out before we take off?”

I think we're good. Girls, do you want to say anything before we go? Well, they're doing live streaming. Oh, yeah. Wait, what?

No, we had to stop because the PC was in-- I know, but you're going to do it. You guys are doing your-- you're doing like a twitch? Yeah. What are you doing on twitch? We're playing games.

Okay. What?

I'm a little concerned about the community.

About our community or community in general. Asians. Oh, there we go. No, no, no. No, no, no, the twitch thing.

I'm unfamiliar. I'm ignorant. It's huge. I know, I know. I'm just saying a piece of it with a girl streaming.

It feels a little dangerous to me.

“Like, to creep our creepos on there, saying stuff to you?”

No, really. No creepos. No. But they were flaming us for the quality. Doesn't it feel like--

I don't know. It feels like a place that creeps would sign on.

Everyone on the internet.

I know, but this is them live for creeps. You know, live for creeps. Yeah, but it's not like we're-- We're just wearing something. That's the topic.

I'm not saying what you're wearing. I'm saying creeps. You weirdos. So nobody says not grows shit. Good.

Good. We'll fucking find you. We'll find your IP, we'll trace you, and we'll kill you. I just don't like that. Because it reminds me of what's the thing--

Oh, my-- oh, my-- Oh, my-- Yuck. It just feels like it's--

“It's like a breeding ground for weirdos to do weird shit.”

Who's mokey bat? [LAUGHTER] He's probably one of the greatest baseball players alive right now. He's one of the wake-up early in meat mokey, but I bet.

You're saying this is if-- I set it up. [LAUGHTER] We're going to bowl at his house. Oh, you're doing it, too.

You're doing it because of me. Oh, I don't know who mokey bats was. It's exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. He's a great baseball player. He's like one of the-- Oh, I'm sorry. It's the support that I'm not unfamiliar with.

I apologize. I knew Daryl's dropped, Harry. You did. Yeah, yeah. Wait, I want to hear more about the streaming.

Mokey plays for the Dodgers. He's amazing. He's the man. Okay, good. So we're doing-- you're going to meet me tomorrow.

Brother, you're meeting me tomorrow. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] You know what? I choose not to now.

Don't go. I don't care. Okay. I invited you. Yeah, I don't want to do it.

You're doing it. Well, then people grateful. I don't need you. I'm doing it because I think it's fun. I'm going to do it, too.

Correct. Let's move on. You're welcome. Thank you for being a bad friend. Perfect.

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