Drama Dinner w/ Jake Shane

I'm coming to San Diego, Bobby's hometown on June 28th. I'll be there two shows in Delmar, bro. Come out Delmar in San Diego, June 28th, two shows at the sound. Beautiful sound in Delmar. And then July 24th, I'm in St. Charles, Missouri.

Very close, if not the same place, basically.

St. Louis, Missouri, their next-door neighbors, come out and see me, July 24th. And June 28th comes to me in San Diego, and drsantina.com for those tickets and drsantino.com. June 22th are bad friends. You were these two idiots.

Asian, dear, you two are disgusting. June 22th are so bad friends. Bad, Matt, TV. Okay. And then it's called Sugar High Bakery, shout out to them. Yeah, they're not. They came to my show.

There's no mayor. Real nice. What? I made sure there's no weed in the other way. There's no weed in it. Frank and Mooth, Michigan. Yeah.

Mrs. Good, a little bad friend. Cookian, then here it's me and my little prince. Yep. Yep.

“Do you hear about the prank I pulled out on Carlos?”

No. What was it? Well, what was it? You didn't remember the prank? No, what was it?

Okay, so we're flying into. Oh, God. This is like a security risk. It's a security prank. Okay. Like a girl?

Yeah. Okay. So we're flying into, we're hourly. So we're on the tarmac in LA. Don't you hate when that happens?

This is the worst airport in the United States.

That's why we got to get out of here.

Spencer Pratt in there. Anyway, we're at the LAx on the tarmac. 90 minutes. 90 minutes, hour and a half. Now we're flying to Detroit.

Am I right? Okay. Correcto. Correcto to you. And it's very good, dude.

And I really good Carlos. So, you know, we have dinner reservations. Uh-huh. You know how daddy gets when I can't have my dinner reservations. What do you mean?

The pilot didn't know you guys had a dinner mistake. Did not know, dude. It's just problem. I don't know, dude. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Right. So when we land into Detroit, we don't, we have to get going.

Now, people have to make their connections. So you know what they say. Over the, over. You know what they say. What do they say?

Right. Yeah. I don't know what they say is. For those, if this is your, you know, I mean, destination, you sit while all the people get up.

Never worked. And go, but they did it. Never, people sat. Yeah, people sat. Right.

And I texted Carlos. I go, because he's in the back. So I talked to Carlos. I go middle. Yeah, yeah.

I put him in first class when we fly.

No, not me. And I texted Carlos. Go pretend that you have a connection. Right. So everyone's sitting and he's rushing up.

Right. And saying, no, I have a connection. I have a connection, right. And he gets to the front. And then what do I do?

He doesn't have a connection. He's lying. He's lying. You called him out? It's so fun.

“So I, he maybe get that's why you held back at him.”

Everyone. Yeah. I love that. Do you love that? I wish I was that.

I know you would love it. God, that's it. I didn't forget you did. That's a good one. He's lying.

I know him. That's Carlos. Yeah. They were still by the door waiting for me. So he let everyone.

And now the flight attendants are looking at him. This guy's a liar. Yeah. Yeah. And then, but I texted all the, my openers was why two openers.

Who do you bring? You brought cat and who else? Oh, Ramsey. No, yeah, right. Ramsey.

And I told them to do the same thing. Because I was going to call him out. But cat didn't do it. Yeah, cat's a was she bailed. Yeah.

So she bailed on the thing. She was. She wouldn't do that. Yeah. So there's consequences.

Big time your fire. Yeah. He made her cry at dinner. What'd you do? I didn't make her cry at dinner.

I didn't make her cry dinner, dude. She cried. She cried on her own behalf. I texted. Didn't do it.

She cried on her own behalf. What did she cry of? He brought up like drama. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I saw some drama in her life. Why? Why? Why?

Why? We're getting her. Oh. Yeah. We made dinner.

Normal dinner. Yeah. Normal dinner. Drama. Yeah.

Drama. Yeah. Drama. Yeah. Drama.

Yeah. Drama. Drama. Drama. Drama.

Drama. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

“And so I didn't know that it was going to make her cry.”

Did you? No. But you could you kept going after I saw the tear start. Yeah. But I'm because I've Asian eyes.

Oh. And also I've bad poor eyesight as it is. Yeah. That's all true. So I have double.

He can't see. I can't see shit. Right. So I didn't see the welling. Yeah.

You know, a lot of times you got to see the welling. So I pre, you know, I didn't see the pre welling. There was no welling of the eyes. Right. So then I go, let's keep going.

Oh, and you dug deeper. Yep. A little deeper. Then some water comes out. And then water comes out.

I still can't see it. Really. Yeah. She's drenched at this. In til I see.

Lip tremble. Trumbles. Lip trembles. Number one. You got up and hugged her.

That's how I knew you knew. That's on an eye chart when you go to the doctor.

You know, they say, can you read this EFQSP?

And can you see this tremble? And they stand underneath. I know I've seen that. I've seen that. Right.

Yeah. So, um, but then we, I made up. Well, learn everything. It was fine. I apologize.

Perfect. And you know, and here's another thing I'd like to call out. If I may. Please. So anyway, um, kind of, kind of cost something else.

Yeah. All right.

“Well, um, remember when McCone said that Project Hell Miller Mary was okay?”

Well, he, he, what he said was that you think your Ryan Gosling. I know, but he said the movie was okay. Yeah. Yeah. What do you think?

I posted about how thought, I thought it was one of the best. It moved me. I cried about five times. Yeah. Did you cry?

No. Yeah. Do you know why?

You're a soul associateopath.

Yeah. You're a, a lunatic. A sociopathic lunatic. If that movie didn't make you cry. Bring you to tears.

Yeah. And you didn't connect with what was really going on. Or you're a little too millennial for me. It's like not like a millennial. Yeah.

Little millennial cringe. Why was it, what was it? Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. What about it was millennial cringe?

That's what was we're together with. Just what do you mean? I don't like being categorized like I hate the movie. It was fine. You know how hotels have like a scent they spray.

Yeah. I just got like a hotel. I got like a red book. I know. I'm so sorry, dude.

It's all right. Yeah. I mean, it's, I smell like red bull now for the rest. It's one of those examples. You know those examples.

Clones you get? Yeah. It's now I'm. Yeah. Yeah.

I apologize. I'm in red bull. Yeah, but that's not a bad thing. No, not really. Yeah, but anyway.

I apologize. Okay. Because what he said was absurd. And here's the thing. What about the film was millennial cringe?

I just mean that kind of style of Avengers style of filmmaking. Wait a minute. Time out. Oh my god. There's no Avengers style of filmmaking.

The pacing was perfect. I'm talking about a tone. They're like, they have to be like, He's right behind me. Oh, yeah.

And there's a guy with a shield throwing it. You didn't like the cheeky. I didn't like the cheeky self-awareness thing. It's been Hollywood was doing it for like 10 years. I'm personally all right.

But the movie was, movie was fine. If that was okay. Okay, but let me give a little bit. Let me give context for the film. The lesson.

People that even haven't seen it. Ryan's character was excellently executed by him. To be a mumbley, bumbley, unsure of himself. Kind of high-functioning, uncomfortable person. Every man.

So when he's doing this, he's playing kind of into the role. More so than the thing you're playing us. That's fair. He's playing us. I think it was less.

I'm not realizing and the anatomy of a follow-up. They were both playing. His play Bobby. He's playing Bobby. He's playing Bobby.

No, Bobby. No. Okay. You guys are really. You guys are really.

Yeah, they're really. What's going on? What is going on? Because I walked in and the way. Also, you called me today.

Five times you left a voice man. I couldn't make out. Yeah. And then what did call you back?

“It was like, "Are you going to be okay with the bazaar?”

Bazaar? Bazaar? Bazaar? Bazaar? Bazaar?

Bazaar? Bazaar? Bazaar? I was a loser in EDM DJ. Oh, God.

I didn't understand the word you said. I said, "I got a call back. I can't even know what you said." You did it.

I never did you text me or call me?

No. Why? It's you know, it was about me. He's the boss. I Don't know who's it. I'm gonna leave. Dude. I want to leave what I want to leave. What did I do? He just said it. What did I? You're the boss. He's right So I get nothing

You get all my love Oh I will send to you. I was gonna do the Led Zeppelin. Oh, I love my love. Is that what I love my love whatever anyway? You give me that. Okay Last thing I want to say this is a couple of things I want to say but before you move on go ahead

You're infinitely wrong about the film. If your criticism was that it was too long. That's one thing because it was quite long however It was well done. It touched a nerve It's a representation of Emotions relationships love friendship

Happiness. It was about all of these things and it was encapsulated between someone that was a You know, a being and don't even give that away because that's a spoiler. Well, it's been out for like a three months now I know but still don't give it away anyway. It's a rock creature Tells him Rocky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna call it to communicate. It was so funny. Anyway. It was like very QC

And I thought it was cute. Oh my god. This guy. E.T. was cute. E.T.

“We were when we were kids when you saw E.T. Did you get the same feeling as Project Halemary?”

100% of magic. Yeah, magic. Well, it also made me feel like God, that's a really good example They thank you. It made you feel like oh my god anything's possible. We are we can we can win the what we're And I thought yeah, that's what it made me feel yeah. We can do it. Yeah, we won't but we can

You had it in 100% what and I hadn't seen a movie like that in so long that it it touched me in the right way Because you're because you're in touch with your emotions and McCone You're so devoid of that. devoid that you just don't understand empty shell of a man

I've never met someone that didn't cry during that. Yeah. Yeah, my brother cried three times. How many times do you cry?

I'm not gonna. I'm not I'm either not exaggerating. Yeah. Yeah. I genuinely well He got teary about three or four times and then one real everyone call it cat birding. I was burning Cat bird. Yeah, you're cat birding. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Such a good. I welled up like three times My brother welled up three times. Everyone had asked to watch that movie welled up every scene Yeah, yeah, did you well up. Yeah, I think it was too though. Okay, that's fine. It was fine

Okay, who's good? It was good one one's a little scary one scary zero zero is lunacy lunacy absolute chaos and you didn't well up at all

“No, I guess I thought it was cute. It was fine. Okay. What about you Spain? I love that. I saw twice. See see that's what I'm saying. I'll real director”

Yeah, yeah

Real director saw it so I'd saw twice. I want to be like I think I'm the next Paul Thomas Anderson

She's it and doesn't cry. Yeah, because they're so smog There's a smugness about you guys. That's fair. Okay. What's your middle name of cone? Trevor Like that says everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a grand theft out of a character. Yeah PTA versus MTC. Yeah, you sound like a it sounds like a train line You've been on the MTC recently. It's a mess. Look at there's a McCone there's a McCone. Trevor

And guess what Trevor didn't cry if that movie either You lit that fucking lighter. Yeah, you probably looked at movie theater on fire Look at for meth. Oh, dude. Speaking of airport. Yeah, tell me coming back from Mexico They they'd given us in this thing that I did they gave us like a little bit of a guess Huh, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. What else? No, they gave us a football a commemorative football

Whoa it was just like a little not like a it was just whatever. It's like a little signature thing with the with the title of the van donut It's a nice old thing and I put it in my carry on. It's a little tiny football and The thing goes off and then they search my bag and he's like thumbing through it and he's like what's in the bag And I was like it's a football like a football and he takes it out and he's like no No, no, no, no, he said no, what no, he's like football the game. Yeah, he's football. Oh, okay

Mexico. Oh, he goes with a soccer ball love love he would start a kick kick kick in a ground Yeah, yeah, no, but he I'm chicharito Chicharito yeah in his in his

“You know nerd pocket the what what is this called from pocket front pocket. Yeah, is there a name for this pocket?”

I call it Andreas titty pockets. Okay, because you always the Dezery do or whatever

What what if the clothes you heard the Dezery do that's a kangaroo pocket. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little single large pitch pocket kangaroo pocket It's a pocket. So whatever this front. He pulls out up a needle a pin that you would put in the end of a like a pump and he's got it on hand wow and he In front of you Staring at me. Yeah, no Kendall can't have no I was like what what? It's air did he put it back in your bag

And then he goes okay go do you know what they gave a back right? Yeah, do you know why they took the air out? No, no, no, they smuggle drugs through that Of course, no, but it went through the thing there was nothing inside, but air I know but he didn't know that until you So, but they went through the X-ray machine and then he did it afterwards. They stopped me Maybe the X-ray machine can't go through that thick level then get a new one

“See through that. I don't know it was wild. Yeah, yeah, and then and then they pulled out the”

Can't fly with fully inflated the drop in air pressure? Why it can cause the air inside to expand and make the ball pop Is that he it's just air is that helium? Yeah, yeah, it's it's um should have popped. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you saved your life that yeah, you saved our life. Yeah, you saved your life. No, but then they pulled out that my hat I had my Theragon with me. Yeah, the massage. I love that one

I've used yours and he goes What what what what and I was like oh Massage yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, and then the guy with me is like what's going on? I'm like It and he shows the woman in charge. Yeah, and she's like What what I'm like massage

Massage yeah, and then I go massage gun in my guy goes not a gun And I go not a guy mean a massage. Yeah, yeah, and he was like my such and then I turn it on Yeah, just so he can see because it looks a little spacey. Yeah, it looks a little like you have a laser It looks a little project. Hail Mary. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit

You know that one yeah, yeah, and I turn it on to show him and I literally I'm like giving myself a massage Yeah, say so funny and he's like okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, and he put it back. Oh, no He didn't put it back. He threw it down on the table. Yeah, and then made me repack my bag right there

But outside of that Mexico was amazing. I bet loved I love it. I love Max goes about let's move there

No, I didn't have a fun time down there my buddy got stung by stingray There was kind of crazy. We're walking out We're walking out. That's Steve. We're on guide. He were walking out and he goes what the fuck and the oh and it's not deep It's only like two feet right there and I was like what yeah? You step on his shell and he goes no look And he lifts up his foot and it's it's bleeding pretty good out of his foot. Yeah, you don't know the hang out there

“Well, you shuffle your feet. You're not supposed to stop if you shuffle in the sand. That's what the local say”

Like in doing yeah, you can't but I have my stingray flippers. Yes, you stole my those are mine Those are yours. Yeah, I bought two stingray flippers and they're just like hang You put them in the water that I like what's up you know, I'm in it's kind of cool though I was like how's your food feelings? Oh, you got a swing the bat Yes, I'm just used to miss swing. Yeah, yeah, you agreed. I liked it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can I just say one thing also and this is the dumbest thing

And I never knew this So this is new restaurant. It's delicious I forgot what it was called That could yeah, but it was really good and so um, my manners is like you got to get the lamb neck lamb neck. Yeah, the neck of a lamb To make it clear

And I mean, I'm there with the girl that I'm saying we're eating delicious and then finally the neck comes

The neck of a lamb delicacy. It's a delicacy and I go Do they kill baby lambs and she goes what do you mean and I go? What lambs, you know have babies, right? Oh, yeah, and she's like no the lamb is the baby and the sheep is the Mom, I thought lamb was a fucking different species. Oh, just a different species. We'll here If I might say

Yeah, so I didn't eat it Once I got that information is like I'm not eating baby any have you ever had veal?

“Yeah, I've heard about that feels baby cow. I know that's why I won't eat it. You've read baby duck”

I won't eat duck in general. They're too cute. Don't you guys love duck?

What do you mean you guys You people you people in what way orange does. Oh, oh, you in Asians. Oh, I say aren't you guys like the Isn't that duck? Yeah, I'm not a you know, there's a faintly popular staple in Asian cultures. Yeah, I don't like it It's too greasy and it's very fatty and fatty greasy. Why is it because it's very lean isn't it? It's what? Why is it gets so greasy? I wonder yeah, but I want to eat lamb again

Or what about sheep, will you cheaper just fucking but I didn't ask I googled I've never fucked that Okay, okay, please like I held it held it. Yeah, yeah, I don't like don't and I don't like anything gamey Yeah, gaming meat is not my favorite like deer or something like air stuff like that I don't know yeah, yeah, but I like just kind of regular meat, but then it's like now it's gonna even harder to eat regular meat to be honest with me

My algorithm I did see I did see a pig in a machine with it Yeah, how they kill it and like yeah, the sound was kind of sick. Yeah, yeah, but the pain You're also ordered for Friday night That's wild. That's more that's not true. That's not true. That's not even true. That's not even true I'll tell you what it is. Okay, it had a variety of different meats inside the sausage. Okay, and while bought it happened to be a little bit of two wild boar ragoo

Was it a wild boar ragoo? No, we had Italian sausages with peppers as appetizer delicious Yeah, and the sausages had a little bit of wild boar, but I had a couple of other animals in that as well

“I'm sorry. Well, you can read it on the fucking menu. You're right. Yeah, okay, was this tough for you guys?”

It's a little true Yeah, a little bit I mean his that's not true. We were I know about his tone is like like for instance on like looking him on stage Oh, no, what when you needed the lights on? Yeah, yeah, it takes three minutes to turn the lights on Well, I'm not like the lighting guys, so like that was hard Mm, and then he's like you can't jump off the stage. It's like what? It was four feet high. Yeah, and I'm fucking fought a 4-5-4

Okay, so it's like Measurement I was worried if I was four foot tall that would be a difficult thing. Well, it'd be perfect actually I was literally just worried about you all right, spraying in your ankle. Yeah. Oh, that was about care

Yeah, you found like a fat guy. I think

“Did you jump out of fact, aye? Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's there for yeah, that's what he's there for”

I just skinny like a caron carpenter kind of a person. I would never fall on you don't want skinny people in the front row

You want a big person base you chunk out case you crowds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I got a crowds there But anyway, so that was a probable and it's just your tone in general We had a good weekend Yeah, I would do three more of this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, so is the power going to his head. What's going on? He's he has this thing where it's like because we've known each other for so long that he he says this out loud and

To the openers like I can talk to him this way because we have history and I never said yeah You do you say that we've known each other for so long that we have such a different relationship That you can talk to me in a very kind of aggressive You know mean, but I didn't say that to me. That too Ultra pouches, you know, I you know these these nicotine pouches. There's a lot of them

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food is filiala. Dude, I stayed at a hotel this weekend. What's it called? It was well it's so I didn't even so dumb. I was there was a

Like I didn't even know what that is

Low some sending me this photo. Look at this thing This uh, that's exactly right. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that thing. Sorry go to the photo that I just sent you this was off the back of my Room. Uh-huh. You can walk out every single night. I went naked into the plunge pool. Yeah, that's off the patio of my room Every night but naked Who are you golfing with?

“Yeah, Taylor was there golfing. No, no, no, not Taylor, but what else names are there? You golfing with?”

Oh, no, I mean nobody you I mean there's what do you mean? There's no celebrities guys I don't go what like guys what guys I mean like guys guys. Oh, so no celebrities. No Okay, no, there's just like guys at the golf just regular guys. Well just regular guys at the golf club. Well guys Who's stay at this shit hole? Yeah. Yeah, yeah regular guys just staying at the rich on the ocean. Well they're only staying there to their house to get built I also learned that put a Viarta

Which we were north of but I learned that that's like the west Hollywood of the Mexican coast Whoa, it's like a huge gay. It's like it's like downtown. Oh, it's right that down. Yeah It's we need to go back. Yeah, well get Carlos there. It was it was you know I guess it's his biggest I was talking to a guy down there one of the guys at Worcester's Art who He was awesome, but he was like oh, yeah, that's where

Because I was like hey, you're living and staying here What do you do as a American gay male? He's like downtown Porta, Viarta is West Hollywood. I was like wow really

He's like oh, it's fucking look at that the gays scene. There's incredible. Oh my that was my buddy on the left

You being real no Yeah, wow, but apparently the scene is massive. It's a cool scene. So I left a couple parties early to go check it There's probably a gay area everywhere. Nope Not in Russia There's a gay area in Russia. There's not look at that. Nothing about Russia. They leave if they're gay. They're killia

Yeah, there's a gay area. Oh These are all the places without gay neighborhoods. Afghanistan, Iran, Yemen, Somalia, Qatar, Nigeria Yes, illegal in these places. Well, and Nigeria they'll kill you. It's a lease against the law. Almost all these places. It's illegal. It's a get the law Yeah, you can be gay in public. Yeah, is there a mystery though if you're a gay in Iran for instance, right? Let me just there are no if there's no gay neighborhoods. Let me just because they're gay people

Huh? I mean even though there's no gay area There's gay people. They get converted there and they work in there in those countries. Oh What do you mean what do you mean?

“Because they know they're gonna die so that that's what yeah”

Do I think there's a gay neighborhood everywhere? Yeah, but a lot of it has to be quiet. So right it's at St. Peter'sburg has a Quiet scene, but I'm sure they can't be loud about it. It's like Amma gay yeah, or like you had a tree That's like the park what that's where the park started. Yeah. Yeah There's gotta be like uh uh uh uh in a working a where they meet

Oh, yeah, they probably meet up in like in like um speak easy. You know what I mean? Like it's easy like an old gay speak easy. There you go to Versus Street and non-descript industrial areas see they got a hide-away Yeah, oh the three monkeys club. Yeah, we've been there. Yeah, they're only two monkeys. Well, I don't and look what it says Various pop-up parties so they they got a common go because yeah Pause yeah, but there's probably an excitement about it

Right it makes it sexy again. Don't you think I know what you're saying it's been like when right Carlos legal Where it's like it's like there's a danger aspect to it. Yeah. It's like you knock on a door like a guy You need a password or something. Yeah, yeah, you know nothing about this, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so all right So I didn't know I didn't learn something new. I just not every country has a gay area

“I'm sure every country has gay people they but some of them have to be secret”

Yeah, wow over here you want to see me. Yeah, because I remember like when I was growing up I guess in Korea back in the day because my parents would tell me it was a little good Not one gay there you know, I mean and now there are gays

Yeah, I mean so it's like what happened? They were always there. Yeah, or maybe this is one day

You know I mean the gay Korean Jesus was born and it converted. I don't know Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a there was a kind of a conversion of some homo hill It's called no go back to the court wait it's a one specifically the area known as homo hill It's called homo hill Really good homo hill sounds rat it rise. I would go to homo hill

Anyway, I love Mexico though. I really do and you know why

They don't they don't take it so serious. It's like an escape. Yeah, if I felt like it was on a little baby escape and the seafood

Holy shit my procedure is next. Oh, yeah. Let's not so the world this is gonna be tracked and and Studied studied yeah, so Carlos is going into Bosley. They're gonna give him a full hair restoration Now, do they say how many times they got to do it and all that stuff? We're gonna do it once this year and then potentially in a year They're gonna retouch how long is it gonna take? Probably eight months or so eight months of surgery. Yeah, yeah, oh the surgery gonna be under for eight months, huh?

“No, my car will be there filming all uh 12 hours now. Let me ask you something because you're so bald. Is that way you have to go twice?”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's an extreme operation. Yeah, that's yeah. That's that's a heavy lift. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna look like Toys 35 yourself. Um, buddy. Oh, did that come out right?

They what he's bald yeah, yeah, this is so I'll have a bald spot in the back. Wow was Tom Hank's pissed about this?

Yeah, yeah, it's not funny that they did that. Why did they make him bald and because he's getting older right? But he's a toy. It's like I'm going into surgery too. Look like this. Carlos when you took your hat off in front of them, did they go oh No, I they were professionals about it. Oh, I wasn't like because I would I would have been well, oh It's a lot of work take your head off. I'm the doctor. Yeah, yeah, take your head off. I'll be the doctor seeing him. Yeah, all right

So we think we're gonna be able to do a really good job don't you think? Oh, I think so, doctor Smith more. Well, Dr. Walka me I think Yeah, we are gonna do go over the best and Beverly Hills. Bye far. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, let's see what we've got. Let's go. Are you a client yet Carlos?

God darn it. We'll be able to fix that. We are probably gonna come in 20 times in three years

“I mean, it's a lot. I know and then I think they're gonna be able to do it. Do they heat the hair from where to put it there?”

Your bass. No. Oh, if that was your ass. Yeah, it's called an FUE Yeah, it's your back your head If you want to curly, why can't you use your pubic region? Good. Yeah, I would do that in the front pubic What do you think Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like you're a unit of trash and FUE

Yeah, that's good. Wow Are you excited? Well, everyone already knows I look like this, but it'll be nice to like not wear hat everywhere It can be a thing with like dating or something. It can be like embarrassing. Oh Why don't you do the bristles? Just shave it a lot. No, I'm gonna do the younger Bruce Willis and get this surgery

Okay, but why didn't you do that before though? Just be bald. I did for like eight years and I just didn't feel Oh, like shaved head felt like you have an egg shaped head. No, I have a nice shaped head. Okay, yeah It's not this way. It's this way. It's longer. Well, whatever. Oh, the moon is circular See that folder right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the moon. I think I have a nice head Andrew yeah, you think if it's he has a nice head it looks like yeah, I mean if he shaved his sides

That's of you do you don't think it's like kind of we're gonna see he has to shave the sides. Yeah, it's gonna look crazy next week What I do I think it's extra, but but that's my bad. No, it's okay. Okay. I got my own kind of egg Oh, I'm afraid Is that the comedy See already dude. This is what I'm getting on the road by the way

A little taste I'm gonna get I would do think I would be a little more confident. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, really Just a little bit you're quite confident. Yes He says stuff like oh that you'll get in the land or like right in or stuff like that, you know, I mean crazy You really put him down like yeah, he'll go haha. Oh wow. Yeah, yeah, he'll do a rogan

Yeah, you know those are in the middle of the playoff, so it's like I have other things to do too Pascarpone yeah, yeah, rogan does that laugh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, it wasn't funny yeah, but ha ha's like I know about if I said something that wasn't funny What would your response do you do that all the time here?

“I know I know yeah, but we have fun with it. I know you have to laugh through it. Yeah, say something all right”

That's why the egg rolled reach for the sky That's what that you would do. It's fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you give you a little taste. Yeah, you do something I'm gonna see if I can or a guy like worst bond. Well, and when she jumped she didn't die. She bounced off the earth Right, yeah, I bought it. Yeah, I mean the crowd would buy it. All right now try this is the rogan way do it. Okay

Yeah, yeah, that hurts. Yeah, that hurts. It'll hit yeah, yeah, like fuck man. Sorry. Well

“That's why cheesecake takes better on the moon haha”

Wow, how that hurts that hurts, right? It's like a yeah You suck it says you suck haha you suck. Yeah, you suck or you just edit it out like like when I have guests on the other thing that I do Sometimes you'll say something that's not funny, but I'll laugh Because it's just I don't want to feel bad. You pull out. Yeah. Do you do that? I do it on the show every

You think that half of the things I say isn't that it's not funny more than half

So most of the things I say aren't funny 85

85 15 no you're so for you the funniest person. I fucking know all right, so then it's like I left at you because we're having the most fun. I've ever as a guest though You do protect oh oh with guests no, well, you just you give them some space with it like you like you go you go. Oh, yeah Like you just feed into it. Yeah, until they hit the note oh Hey

I'm sit down Shut up, shut up. I got your fucking mouths Justin Bieber everybody Justin Bieber We got him so Bieber you're a you're a you're a Bieber fanatic. Yeah. I love Bieber you like Bieber Oh, I love love love love love. It's like a Beyond love like how I have with the Lord with the Lord. Yeah, you religious. He's a huge Lord. I'm a Lord. I'm a Lordy. I love that yeah

“A big Lord guy. I also believe in Satan. So it's a conflict. Yeah, I think you can't you can't you know”

I mean, but you have to believe in both That's true. That is true. Yeah, that you do you actually do have you do have to believe in both. Yeah. No We love I like I think he's a talented talented kid, but I I don't think I'm jamming to the music But I do what do you listen to the clash? Oh, yeah, oh Have you heard of them? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great. That's great. Yeah, what do I like right now

You know who I just start to listen to I just I found this girl. Okay. Turns out it's great apparently Yeah, they are good. Yeah. Yeah. I found this girl. I love her voice. Is it bellicay? Her name is Freya writing. Oh, I love her. Freya, it's great great friends. It's so good. It's a lucky voice. Yeah. She's beautiful You guys listen to the same type of music. Well, we're old world. How old are you old? Oh, yes. This is fun. Uh, is it? Guess yeah 42. No, older. Yeah, you're lying. I'm not lying. You can google it 48 older

50 older 54. Yeah What's that light

“Everything creeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this hurts see this right here. Yeah, this hurts real bad. I can't well my not curts to these days. Why?”

How old are you? Guess. Oh fine. 27. Oh 26 How old are you? Guess. Yes. Here we go. 46. Oh, yep 42, all right. You get Botox. No, look at my fucking face. Yeah, looks like you have Botox. You mean I need Botox. Now it looks like you had a little bit of a lie. It looks like you got to attack by a bear. Yeah Like the Revenant

Like it looks like I got I've been fucked up in the woods. Yeah, you went for the Revenant

Yeah, yeah, you did great movie, right? I never saw it. I just remember the Oscars campaign. Oh, okay

He never won. Why don't you see it? It wasn't like my type of move. You don't like bears. No, I don't love bears. Muskets How about muskets? What's a musket? Paul. It's a type of gun. Oh, yeah, you don't like bears. Do you like cubs? Cubs have cuter. Yeah. Are you an animal person? Yeah, I like dogs. Oh good. Yeah, I think I'm like getting there with cats I know you don't need to. I know I don't need to. Yeah, I literally have a kitten right now in my house I told you I wasn't there with cats yet. Yeah, he didn't he just told you he wasn't there

I know, but I'm just trying to find a home for this kitten. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like this small. It's so cute. Can't why Dogs, okay. Yeah, I made dog. Yeah, yeah, you have a dog. No What why don't I have nothing? You have nothing. Nothing. You have a building that you live in though I have a home. Yeah, I have a home. I need to take off my hoodie. It's hot in here This is why this is why we do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go. That's where we're ready. There we go

Yeah, how tall are you? Guess five two three five three five two you asshole. I'm five four. I'm taller than you are Five three five stand up. Yeah, go back to go back to butt to butt to butt. That's the only way to really know

That's two inches a different for sure

Don't do that don't do it here don't do it here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're five three Yeah, I'm five five seven then yeah, you're five nine six one stand up. Okay. Okay. Okay, you're Small all right. You do sit small. Well, I'm sitting at a desk. Yeah, yeah people say that to go. I thought you were shorter Where you I'm sitting down on camera. You know what's interesting about this kind of just say something about torso and legs

Maybe you could back me up on it. Okay, so the girl that I'm seeing right now is five nine and her legs are five feet What I'm saying is is that even though I'm five four it works because the fact that like she has a smaller torso Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't let's say Him oh my god, I love him's because um, you know, I've used him as it's made my hair thicker So I don't have to go through what Carlos went through same it makes my hair a lot

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That doesn't really make sense she's still taller than you now. I understand that but you would think that no you wouldn't think because your penis isn't at your feet You don't be you're not standing up kissing and fucking you're laying down so you're slid up so you're a little feet are at her knees No, okay, so what I'm not like going look at me you're mean oh, you yeah, you kind of are no I don't look at my little feet by her knees going look at my little she sees him She stays yeah, she does yeah, she stays. Are you single? I am yeah for you. What are you looking for?

I don't know I always said I wanted a boyfriend, but I don't I think I'm too selfish

You're gay a little 100% yeah, okay, you ever had a homo hill no, what's that the game road? We just looked it up. Oh, oh hell homo hills the gay neighborhood in Russia Russia Korea Oh, I want to go to Seoul so bad. Yeah, go to homo hell. No, my best friends in Seoul right now

Homo Hill is supposed to be a love you. I this got brought up because I said I was just in Mexico and a friend of mine said Port of I art is like the West Valley would have oh my god You've been I've heard everyone's fucking oh, so it is true. Yeah, true

“Adelaide is pv and like that's what I've heard because of body of mine”

I said well, where do you go out like where are you gonna? We're eating meat and people because it was on the beach and he go

You go down to pv. This is heaven on earth. Yeah. Look at that. I know

Why have you been? Why have I not been? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if that's my type of gasey What is your thing? What you see my scene? Yeah, I don't know if I found that yet really really What what what what's a night out for you on a Saturday night? Oh a night out. Okay, my new Yorker ally

“For you live here now, right? Why live in both so wait? What do you do on a Saturday night in LA in LA?”

All go to dinner what time is it? I have to know the specific exactly. You know what I actually don't love to well now Do you like an 8 p.m. dinner that I'm your roommate. You might roommate. Yeah, so what are you gonna do tonight? I think I have dinner with some friends that eat and what are you gonna go? I Don't know we don't really know yet maybe like well we can't decide if we want to get dinner at living room And then continue going out loving room. Yes. Oh my god. It's fun. Yeah. Yeah. It's fun. Especially when it's warm

This is a fending me for some

I'm not even getting annoyed. Yeah, have you got my friend Rahul? No. Hello He's from Spain. I from Spain. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, we're in Spain. No, no, you're a business. Yeah, yeah What are you the police? Yeah Barcelona Barcelona. Oh, I love Barcelona. I want you at once with my mom. Oh, really? What do you stay? Where do I say you know? I don't remember but I remember I remember loving it. Yeah, he loves it there Yes, and he's from there as well. Yeah. Yeah, man. What? Anyway, Rahul's from out of town. He's from Spain. Yes

He's going to the living room. Oh, we love it. Yeah, it's fun there. It's fun. Yeah dinner and then what after we do for after after after Yeah, I'll probably go to bed at like two if I'm in our layout go to probably go to bed at like two. Oh That's when oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, after that's when we pop off. I don't like an after I don't like an after after party Nothing good. Well, we're bringing it back to the apartment, so bad bad luck with you. I know you don't want to come over You know, maybe not tonight. We're gonna do poppers. I love poppers

Yeah, Carlos is excited. Yeah Carlos loves poppers. LA is tame New York is this where you go. Yes, I New York. I I like can't like I when I really commit to a night New York all It'll ruin me for weeks. Oh, tell me why are you a big drinker big drinker no drugs though? No Yes drug yeah, we're like detector test now. Yeah, we can smell we get smell it. Yeah

We just said that what kind of drugs do you do? No, yeah, you've all I'm okay. Oh, so I'll just tell you the drugs. I've done Okay, go math. No, you have it. I'm 100%. Yeah, I don't know. He said yes. He's a recovered addict Set me up for that one. Are you really recovered addict? Yeah. No, no. Oh, I'm a garbage head A garbage head. I'll just do anything. You would take anything. Yeah. Yeah. Are you lying? No, no. Why would I lie? I don't know

“I know he just pretended to be right. What is that?”

Bobby Lee kick in the habit. Oh, good for you. Yeah, yeah, four years. Well, this was 22 22. I relapsed and then we had a relapse So this is kind of null and void. But yeah That we made a trophy out of it. Yeah, you got a trophy out of it. Well, it's actually really refreshing the way I don't so I've done math. I've done Crack crack what's crack like it just feels you for I can very good really one time you love the way crack Smouts it's I like the way it smells. What is it smell like like poo?

What kind of crack are you talking about crack you said you like crack the way the drug. Yes, I Yeah He's done crack mess

Never I don't know you're talking about the world not

Never heroin no heroin no, yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah, that's a hard one. Yeah, I've done Molly well of course. Yeah, of course I've done weed acid mushroom. I mean as it scares me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, what have you done? All right, let's move on let's move on okay, but you can we do this so you have done other things other than all gone

“Yeah, of course. Okay. Well, there was just a fun six. Yeah, he's 26. Yeah, yeah a young man. Where are you for your born in New York?”

Yeah, well born in LA race in New York. Mm-hmm. Where are you guys from Chicago? San Diego. Okay My brother's gonna be married in San Diego. Oh, it's a beautiful city. It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. Yeah, born in LA You were born during LA high school kid. No, I was born in LA. I moved to New York when I was two. Oh, so you New York. I'm a New York kid. Oh You're New York. Yeah, you're a Manhattan kid. Yeah, yeah - Wow.

- What does that mean? - He's born and that he's raising the city. - I wasn't as exciting as he would think. - I just like New York so much. I don't even know the boroughs.

- It's Brooklyn. - Yeah, I don't only want to know. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't even know. - Not him, yes.

- Okay, guess, there's five, right? - There's five, am I? - And there's five. - Why are you doing this? - You don't think I can do it?

- Queens. - Yeah. - Brooklyn.

- I just said that, doesn't count.

“- Yeah, but there's five, so that's one of the five.”

- No, no, no, D on the other side. - What? - Brooklyn. - Manhattan. - Yes.

- Okay. - It's a grand. - Give me a-- - No, you're kidding, right? - I swear to God.

Give me one letter from the-- - B, the boroughs. - The boroughs. - The boroughs. - The boroughs.

- Yeah, and give me the last letter. - H. - Harlem. - Yeah. - There you go.

- I'm so sorry. Are you well? Harlem is not a borough. - Harlem. - It's a neighborhood that Harlem's in Manhattan.

- Staten Island. - Yes. - That's a borough. - That's one. - I think.

- Yeah, well, the don't say it like you know. - It is like that. - Yeah, it is like that? - Yeah, okay. - Yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah.

“Brooklyn Manhattan Queen said I'm the Bronx.”

- When I saw Gings and New York, I had no idea what was going on. - Ooh, I wanted to do that movie. - Oh, that's so good. - Yeah. - You thought about the five corners?

- Yeah.

- You never seen that movie?

- No. - I've never seen any movie. - Name a movie. - Oh, really? - Yeah, let's go.

- Okay, let's go. - Yeah, I know who goes next. - Never. - Forest gump. - Of course. - Why of course? - 'Cause I feel like I've ruined it.

- Shawshangredenton. - No. - Top Gun, the original. - No. - Oh, um, uh.

- Top Gun, the new one. - Yes. - Yeah. - Good fellas. - Yes, I love good fellas.

- Oh, you do. - I watched it when I had COVID. I was in my life. (laughing) - It's a good COVID movie.

- I was in my, like, my, like, mob era. I was like obsessed with mobs. - Oh, so Godfather you've seen. - Yeah, I don't really, I can't. Why?

- It's just, like, really, like, I don't, I don't understand it. - What do you mean? - I could, I didn't know what was going on. - And then I started part two when I fell asleep. - 'Cause Cino.

- No. - Wow. - Which mob movies did you read? - Yeah, 'cause Cino's one. The best mob movies you've all done.

- Just good fellas. (laughing) - I mean, if you, that's the, that's pretty much. - I loved, I loved, I loved good fellas. I thought I, I thought it was very,

I thought it was very well done. - It is well done. It's one of the best movies I've done. - Turns out it. - Yeah.

“- Yeah, that's good. - That's good, that's good, that's good, more ever great, Braveheart, we said, you never saw that, um, E.T., yeah, I've seen E.T., yeah, what is it about?”

- It's about an alien, that like, (laughing) - Yeah. - He hangs out with all the kids and it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - How about, do you, do you see the new movie Project Hell Mary that we, I did, I did see that, and I, what do you think of it? - I cried. - How many times?

- Like twice. - Yeah, I cried right there. - Three times each, here. - Fuck, see that guy in the middle? - Just got back, you didn't cry one time.

- What, once, he didn't cry at all. - You're birthday. - June. - You're Gemini. - Gemini's on crying. - You're evil. - You evil fuck. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Jake, I checked him. - Yeah. - What do you think about these Gemini's? What is-- - Tell me about them. - I'm in Gemini Rising and in Gemini, I'm in the same room, a lot about Gemini's.

- Okay. - They're very too side-ed. - Okay. - Too side-ed to them. - Oh. - But, yeah, yeah, the side-ed to side-ed. - So like you're, you can lie. - Oh, he's a liar. - And he's a,

so he's a piece of shit. - He's a piece of shit. - No, if you're a piece of shit, but you definitely go to bed at night, and you look at the ceiling and you just don't know who you are. - Yeah, he's a- - Oh, confused. - Ooh. - About who you are. - Okay, do you all of us.

- That's right. - That's right. - Right. I'm a Libra. - Oh, you just want the piece. - And what the piece? - That's you. - No, not true. - Oh, he's mad at who. - Well, then, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's your side?

- Mine? - Yeah. - Virgo. Oh, so you you're a panda. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - What is? - Yeah, so you went to, are you lying to me?

You went to medical school with Drunk. - Drunk, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And you're also a recovering drug addict. - That's true.

- That part's very true. - Yeah, like in the movie.

- So the first part's fake.

- Yes. - Oh, you go. - That's fake. - The Drunk. - The med school with Trump.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go to med school? What? - I don't know. - Look at those. Do you think I'm Dr. Ken Jung?

- No, I don't know. (laughing) Do you think it was an hangover? - No, I didn't know, I just didn't. - This is a lower area. - Hey, man.

- You're on the basement, right? - Yeah, you're on the basement. - All right, so dissect the span you're right there. What are you, you're a area. - Airways.

- Airways. - You're nasty. - Fuckin' nasty. - Man, he's a shit. - How are you?

- Airways, man, are so rude. - Who are you most attracted to? What sign of man? Louise, do you think I have a specific sign that I'm attracted to?

- Can you look at that? - Yeah, I love a sage, or a Virgo, I love a Virgo. - Thank you. - Yeah, you're welcome. - I sage, yeah.

- Sagittarius. - What is that? What month is that? - It's late or it's November, December. - In the Chinese thing, what year are you?

- I think I'm year of the rabbit.

- Yeah, you do have rabbit in it. - Yeah, you hop like a motherfucker. - Yeah, I can tell you. - Do you know what are you guys? - I'm pig.

- You're pig, yeah. - What am I? - I have no idea. - Year, my year. - Eighty three.

- Eighty three. - Let me guess. - Let me guess. - Snake. - I see that.

(laughing) - Pig. - What are you guys gonna do? - What are you guys gonna do? - We're both pigs, dude.

- Yes, you are. - Yeah, dude. - On going, dude. - Wait, that's so cool. I don't even know anything about this.

- Yeah, what is it? - You're the pig, dude. - What does it mean?

“- The pig is the last animal in the Chinese zodiac.”

People born in the year of the pig are innocent and enjoy happiness. - Dude, you're the only innocent to me. - They're laid back caring, consider it kind of, it makes them the best friends to have. - Dude, we are the dude, we're the best, we're both pigs.

- All right, all right. - What are you gonna do? - I'm the rabbit, what is the rabbit? - What is rabbit? Let me see.

- Wait, put 999 though just to make sure I'm not wrong. - You were born in 999. - 999, here we go. - So where you? - What does the rabbit mean?

Let me guess. - Gentle, this is not correct. - Yeah, yeah. - Gentle, what quiet, elegant, alert, often embodying peace, longevity, and prosperity.

They don't have to be compassionate, witty, deeply reasonable. Though they can be conservative and overly cautious. - Yeah, but it's a highly social, artistic, and avoid conflict.

I'm making them loyal, I'll be at sometimes reserve friends. They love poppers, they hate it, 999. - Oh, is that not? - How does it know that? - They lie, they say that they're five, three.

- Yeah, it's a lie. (laughing) - Gentle and kind, oh, I love thought about me. - Do you think you're gentle and kind? - Yeah.

- Yeah, I think I'm definitely kind, I don't know if I'm like gentle, I feel like I'm pretty like, I'm pretty abrasive. - If you pick up like a baby, like, I would drop it. I can't, oh, okay, okay, okay, let's not talk about it all.

- Yeah, okay, okay. - What?

- No, maybe he's not, no, I've never dropped a baby,

but like you see I'm like hitting this mic back and forth. - Yeah, but I feel like if you did pick up a baby, you'd be gentle about it. - I mean, I'm very good with kids. - Yeah, there we go.

- Yeah, I'm very good gentle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - How long have we been with Louise? - Since the day I started. - Really?

- The work together, we were co-workers. - Where? - At a, well, she worked out a management firm and the management firm, and the management firm, had a joint venture with the record label I worked at.

I was the assistant to this guy named Zach, and Zach is now my manager with Louise. - What? - What's the record label? - The record label is 10K projects.

It's now Atlantic, well, it's not a little bit up. - Louise, what is it? It's still 10K, but Zach is now at Atlantic. - Okay. - So when did you know that you wanted to kind of escape

that world become more of a personnel? - You know, I never did. I never wanted to escape. I was very happy. I loved working for Zach.

I loved going to work every day. I love music. I tried so much fun, and then it kind of came random. Not randomly, like I was posting online,

“but I think I was posting with no end goal, really.”

- It wasn't like a, it wasn't pre-meditated. This kind of a felony happened. - It wasn't, yeah, it was like,

if it happened, like Zach always used to make jokes about it.

Like if anything happens, I'll be your manager. - Wow. - And then you just have a natural gift for a personality. - Oh, thank you. - When you came in, it was like a, you know what I mean?

- Really? - Yeah, yeah. - Well, I mean, you have fucking the rosy as chicks I've ever seen. (laughing) - Bro, bro.

- Oh, it's a problem, it's a problem. - Is it a problem? - Yeah, I have voice director, it's tinted green. - Yeah. - So it like, it's the way the rosiness.

- Yes, yeah, yeah. - It's green, Louise, that's the color, yes. - Yeah. - Could I, I don't understand. - The green, like, tinted white.

- No, no, why do you want it? - Because it's, it's too fucking rosy sometime. - Really? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- There's some photos of me that are so fucking ugly. - Yeah, yeah, no, I like the rose. - You like the rose? - Yeah, yeah. - It pops.

- That's your new nickname is the rose. - The rose. - The little boy rose. - The little boy rose. - Does it get rosy in other parts of your body?

- All right. - No, that's how what I'm asking. - What are you? - What parts of my body? - Like your shoulders.

- Do you get rosy? - No, we get it. (laughing) - I think my body gets like red. - Oh, so you don't tan.

- No, I burn. - Do you have rosy cheeks? - Yes.

“- That's what he's saying, your touch, your rosy cheeks.”

- Oh, yeah. - No, how do you know? Because I can see my own ass. - Through a mirror. - Sometime.

- You never go in, but never let your own ass.

- I've never, like if there's no mirror, I think that's an impossibility. And let's go to a pond, right? And I do one of those deals, but it's like, if there was no mirror, I would never see my ass,

but yes, I do have a mirror and I have to see my ass. - You take yourself down to ass pond over there. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, look at that. - Take yourself a good look at that.

- Yeah. Do you have a big butt? - I don't know. - I mean, do you like your butt? - I don't hate it.

- I hate my butt. - Really? - It's too flat, like my, like your what? - Face, exactly. - I actually do not think you're the flat piece.

- Oh, thank you. - You said it. - I, yeah, yeah. - You said it. - But you led me.

- You did say it. - Well, he pushed me all the way there. - I know. - What did you want me to do? - Yeah, say it.

- Yeah. - You do not have the flat piece. - Thank you. - At all. - It's a, a fret face.

- Yeah, a fret.

- A fret face. - No, he does.

“- But if I was on a coin, I was a president.”

- Not good. - Yeah, it would just be a line. - Well, be easy. - I have the worst. - I have the worst side profile.

- Can I see it? Let me see. - Oh, it's great. - It was an initial. - No, it's very bad.

- Yeah, and there's one side that makes me look like I need a nose job, and the other I don't. - Oh, what happened? Boxing? - No, I fell off a tree.

- Oh, close. - When I was a child. - What, what, where you were climbing trees? - I was climbing a tree at a seafood restaurant, Massachusetts, and I fell off.

You want to know something crazy? - Yeah. - I bought a homeless guy shake. Shack yesterday. As I was putting the food down, I looked at his foot,

and I had a swastik on it. - No. - Carlos, you do where you're homeless now? - Yeah. - I swear I got in the car.

I looked at my friend.

I said, you'll never believe it.

- No. - It is such a nice guy now. - Did he draw it on there? Because I was like, no, he has that. - It was a tattoo.

- You're white, that's why it's nice. - But I'm Jewish. - Oh, well, he can't tell. - Oh, yes, he can. - Yes, he can.

- Yeah. - Well, did you, what did you do then? - I got in the car, he said, oh my God. - You gave him the shake, Shack. - Yeah, he had a dog.

The dog's obviously not a fucking Nazi. - No, you don't know that. - You don't know that. - Was it a German Shepherd? - You don't, it could have been a--

- Did it put it in pop? (laughing) (laughing) - Have you guys just been podcasting all day? We started at 4 a.m.

(laughing) - You know my friend Matt almost flew out for this. He loves you guys so much. - Matt, you don't know him. - Oh, he's like, oh, okay.

- Actually, he's a tour manager, Matt McKinney. - Oh, no, no, no, no, I don't know. - I don't know. - Yeah, he should've come out. - Yeah, Matt, we love you so much.

- So how do you feel about this? We went to Coachella and we saw the strokes and then he-- - Oh my God, I saw the strokes and it was unbelievable. - At Coachella?

- It was the best experience life. - Me too. - And then Bieber was gonna go and then I went home.

“- What you missed out, did you go weekend one or two?”

- Week and two. - Okay, so I saw the strokes weekend one. I died for the strokes. I had the most fun of my life. - Me too.

- Did Bieber do the YouTube video thing that was amazing?

It was so cool, I thought it was so cool. - Yeah. - Who are your friends with? Justin Bieber? - No, no, no.

- I had met with Julian Kassipankas. - Yeah, so when I was on MTV, I introduced them when they were on MTV, you can see it on-- - Wow. - The ladies and gentlemen, they're two thousand.

- Right, and then they came-- - What? - For their 2003. - This is it, yeah. - Yeah.

- And what do you look at? - This is this one. And the guy that was dating Drew Barrymore-- - Valencia. - Evalency.

- Who, let me see? - Nick Valencia. - Nick Valencia, yeah. - I don't know if I-- - I think I got in trouble because he was supposed to not take

and he took and I think Drew Barrymore complained and I got a little bit of a trouble I think. - Oh, he's handsome, what did you do? - He's true. - I was a pill head then.

So if I get in, volume, so much--

- They're just a bowl full of just a mixture of ones,

different sizes, shape. - I love casually you talk about it.

“It's actually very, it's probably very inspiring”

for people who are in recovery. - Oh, why? - Because like, it's probably such a stressful topic for some people and you make it. So, I mean, I have an addiction and it's a disease

and it's like, you know, I've-- - What? - Yeah. - After one's started to-- - Yeah, and so, there's no shame in it.

- Right, yeah, another thing I'm trying to say. - Yeah, it's congratulating you. - Yeah, oh yeah. - I mean, Carlos has an active addiction right now. - He's an app. - You are?

- Yeah. - I mean, yeah. - For what, I mean, everything. - This is crazy. I mean, I took Molly at the strokes and--

- Catamine, Molly. - Yeah, I got Catamine into the festival. - He had a Bible. - Yeah, he had a Bible filled with drugs. - But like, are you taking it right now?

- Yeah. - No, no, not before. - Not on the show. - So you'll take it like, on a weekend now. - Yeah, I'm like, I don't think you're an active addiction.

- Thank you, shake. - Insane. - Yeah. - He doesn't know. - Yeah, they saw me on tour like doing a lot.

- One time I was, okay, so we're a Nashville. - Uh-huh. - It's such an exaggerated suit. - It's not. - It's what I see.

- Okay, say what do you see? Tell me. - 40%. - All right. - It's cute.

- It's cute. - It's cute. - It's cute. - Yeah. - That was nasty, right?

- That was nasty. - That was nasty. - That was nasty. - That was nasty. - That was nasty.

- Yeah, yeah. - What do you see at the Nashville? - What do you see at Nashville? - Okay, I'm walking on the street. It's like three in the morning.

Okay. - Just got out of Taekwondo. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I take the best Taekwondo classes. - He takes those at night.

- In Nashville, late night. - Oh, you're serious. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - In the middle of the night. - Yeah, I'm a purple belt.

(laughing) - Okay, what did you see at three at? - It's all purple. - So I'm wearing my gear, you know what I mean? - My gear, gear, gear, and I have my purple belt.

- It's my mountain business.

- Be it to be specific. And that's smell so bad. I'm so sorry. - You're in it? - No, I'm so stressed out about it.

- I just thought I'd do this here. - Obviously, I fucking heard it. I'm so stressed out. - You smell it yet? - No.

- Okay, I'm sorry. - It'll make it to me.

“- No, it actually can't, and I need a fan.”

Like all this. (laughing) Please continue. - Oh, you don't fart? - No, I mean, look, I just really,

- I really struggle with smell. - Oh, you know, okay. - Okay. - What? - We're looking for a fan.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no - That's a few guys I can't hear you. - He was kidding. It's not gonna make it to you. - I pray to God.

- Yeah, it's not going to. (laughing) - All right, go ahead. - Anyway, I want to know some ghee, but I had et cetera.

And I looked down an alleyway, and I see a man making out with, to me, looks like a method. - Yeah. - From a distance.

- Is this real? - Yeah, this is real. - And it's Carlos with this girl making out, just on the alleyway just sitting down, - Again, taking a crash can.

- So what was the wrong with that? - Rock and roll, man. - Rock and roll. - Yeah. - What's the problem with that?

- We have a way of evaluating drug gifts. - What drugs are you on? - And then he came on the bus naked. Half naked. - Are you a tour manager?

- Yeah. - You remind me a lot of Matt. - Oh, I know Nolan, by the way, you're the priest. - You know, shut the fuck up. How do you know Nolan?

- He reached out to me, wanted to just talk. - Oh, he's awesome. - He's awesome. - He's awesome. - Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, a lot of people want to talk to you. - Yeah. - You know, it's so nice that you go on their show. Matt refuses to come on my show. - He does.

- He refuses. We'll not, he refuses. - Why? - I don't know. - Okay.

- I don't know. - It's so nice, you have, you have it so lucky. You don't know how good you have it. - We do. - I just had my tail laying on, do you know him?

- Yes. - Yeah, great guy. - Yeah, he's very funny. - What, what? - You're asking 'cause he's gay?

- Yep. (laughing) - You know what? - You're weird, you're right, I apologize. - Well, I don't care.

“- Well, if you ask, hey, do you know who Ronnie Chang was?”

I wouldn't be offended. - Right, but I wouldn't ask that. - Why, why, when you ask that? - I don't know. - 'Cause he's, I don't know who Ronnie Chang is.

- Yeah, I don't know who Ronnie Chang is. - What is that? (laughing) - You don't know Ronnie Chang is? - Oh, yes, I know him.

- Yeah, yeah. - Oh, I, I don't know everyone's talking to you. - I'm okay. - All right. (laughing)

- Okay. - All right, my bad. What is your type of, who are you looking for? 'Cause we've got a lot of fans that might, have not, not familiar with you.

They might be just getting to know you. And now, you're open enough to new, new game.

- You know, I, I think, I always say I'm experiencing

the experiences of like a 16 year old girl for the first time as a 26 year old gay boy. - Uh-huh. - And so, I don't know what my type is. I think I'm figuring it out.

- Did you come out later in life? - No, what do you think? (laughing) - That's actually hostile, what you think. (laughing)

- And I, and I don't find that appropriate. - I came out to my parents when I was 10, 11. - Oh, I didn't know that. - How did you do it? - How did you do it?

- I walked up to my mom's office.

“- Can you do it in your, the 10 year old little kids, that's it?”

- I said I, I had like a high-volt pitch voice. - Yeah. - Said I think I like boys, and then I asked for a toy. - And your parents fully accepted it. - Well, yeah, they knew.

- I was like, dread, I was in dresses. He's saying whether supportive of course they were okay. That's good. No, you yeah, it's not of course. It's not of course. You never know. Okay, well people do go through We have a lot of friends who've gone through this is how it went with me. Dad. I'm gay. You you pickle you your bug. You're a whole A are you gay? You're by I'm not by big time. I'm not by the time did he's by who's by you? I'm not by okay 45% have you hooked up with a guy? Yes, yes multiple times. Yes a couple times. You're by

No, I was a kid. What did you work in high school? I would get drunk. You know me and I just blow guys at a party What are you full straight? You know that you see that for pretty far away. Yeah Pick up answer answer answer. Oh my god answer Matt is taxi me Yeah, you're on bad friends Yeah, you are hey, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, what's up guys? Why'd you check Jake? Why'd you text him?

Tell him why you texted me tell him what you are texting me right now I was just asking if he knew it's Third and people were Jewish or not just off the top of his head. Why? Why I'll read you our text

He said to me yesterday 11 at a 402 p.m. Is and halfway Jewish and I said I don't know why and then he never responded

And then today at one p.m. He said do you know if Meryl Streep is and then I said I don't think she is she might be why what about Jennifer Gardner? She's a maybe maybe yeah, yeah, so why do you want to know who's do you are you counting people?

Could you run a train the company? Yeah, this this is how it starts. My god

“That was nasty what you know that was nasty. I don't know what he said”

He said you run a train company It was an autism joke. No, it was a holocaust Okay, goodbye Bye You just hung up love that. I love that

Right. Bye. Yeah. God. That's not like my new. Yeah, wouldn't be a bummer though if he died moments later

“I fucking kill myself. Well, you should he's like a best friend. Yeah, so goodbye, sweetly”

I know stop it. I don't like that. Well, I know

Yeah, you know what I love him because our goodbyes is as if I'm never gonna talk to Meryl again

Because that little sassy thing you just I didn't like it. That's gonna be bad for you at the long run That's rosy chick cheats. I don't like it. That's rosy ship right there. That's rosy Good, sweetie. You know what boom and it's like our conversations. All right, so Good set. Yeah, good set tonight. Yeah, it was pretty fun man. How it's getting late. Yeah. No, it was good. Yeah, it's getting late I love you. Oh, is that real? I love you, too. Yeah, we say I love you every and then I go

Good nine Yeah, what do you say? night

“Oh, yeah, I don't say that. I say, okay, goodbye, love you. That's what I am. But that's not how you did. Yeah, because I'm putting on a show”

Okay, talk about Vodillion. Yeah, yeah, I always say I can't not say love you

I have to say love you and I have to hear it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, did you have fun though or no? Honestly would love to come back. No, we want you back. I think we want to put on my show. Oh, we would love to love to the float the float really. Yeah, it was pure It was very real. I want to let my ass down. Yeah, yeah, and we just boom. Yeah. It's kind of like a barbershop in here It well, I yeah, I guess. Salome. I don't think so. Sorry. Well, yeah, you're here. It's just a lot. It's just a lot. Get your hair done. That's you know what? I don't like that.

He did elegant. Yeah, yeah, he's saying it's nicer. Okay. No, that's not what he was saying. That's not what he was saying. He was saying it's a salon for me when I got you guys call it the barbershop It's the salon for me. No, I call it salon too. Really. Yeah, you are gay Were you looking to that Cameron say thank you for being a bad friend? Thank you for being a bad friend , yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.