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♪ You're these two idiots ♪ ♪ Whoo, I did an Asian deer ♪ ♪ You two are disgusting ♪ ♪ Whoo, I'll eat you two or something ♪ - The bad friends.

“- Finally, I saw an eye doctor, what did the doctor say?”

- We took a bunch of tests. - Yeah, like, what, like A, A, B, F, Q? - No, he said, "Oh, there's one word called Hovem." - Hovem, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- He goes, "What does that say?" - There it said, "How tall of, yeah, how tall of, yeah, yeah." And I go, "Um, I'm bloodin' him." - I'm bloodin' him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off.

Both eyes, then he scanned the inner tierial of all were all the, like, "Uh, that's only in A cells." - That's only an Asian thing. - Yeah, I know. - They don't have to do that for us.

- Hey, what, you know what the cells are? They're squinty. (laughing) - The cells were squinty, dude. - Even the cells under Microscope are...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, well, get up that, get that test up and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? - Yes, well, I already know, okay.

- Okay, well, that's not, do the other one you just had there. - This one, okay. - What are you gonna do? - Well, you're, I'm closer. You're eyes a way better than mine.

- No, I just wanna see what line you can get down to.

So the first, first, - From here.

- No, one, two and three are fine. Do the fourth line, fourth line down. - T, H, V, O, H, T, O, V. - Next one. - Here we go.

- H, V, T, O, T, V, H, V, T, O. - Great, next one. - Now I'm done. - Q, two, and... - Now, Q, oh, it's all right, again.

“I mean, the letters are the same and every single...”

- Oh, okay. My point is, is that... - And the bottom one, can you do that one? - I can't do the bottom one. - V, O, T, H, T, O. - Wow.

- That one's teeny tiny from here. - Yeah, so, I guess. - But the doctor said, you have a... - You have long distance. - He's got a little Asian out there.

(laughing) - I love that. - You have long distance and he goes, I wanna show you something. It's a miracle.

- All right, go, what is it? He goes, walk outside with me. So he was Asian, by the way. - He's there, can I get a picture? (laughing)

- No, no, no. - So he's Asian, by the way. And he goes, look over there. What do you see, I go, I don't know nothing. And he put these glasses on me.

- I go, the trees. (laughing) - Like literally, I saw nothing and he put the glasses on. - This is across the street.

I saw trees. - You act like this is crazy science. It's just glasses.

- I've never had it before.

And then, this is like when babies get cochlear implants. (laughing) - And they can hear what? - So what I'm saying is that-- - 19, what is that?

Glasses were invented in 1268. - They've been around. - I don't have a caught up, yeah, but when you do, 'cause I'm you. (laughing)

I don't, I don't, I don't. - Since the 13th century, we've had glass. - I don't, I don't. - There's an Asian guy wearing that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's five years.

- Yeah, yeah. - It's amazing. - So I'm getting, I don't know what they're called, but I'm getting the distance one. You know, all my cool glasses, I wear,

but I'm getting both lenses. - Prescriptions. - Yeah. - The top is going to be long distance, and the bottom is going to be, so I can read upfront.

- Oh, so you'll really, you'll be data. You'll be actually updated. - I'll be data, but it's so funny after I took the glasses off, everything seems blurry.

- Well, right, so right now, everything seems blurry, so maybe I can't see, well, did they do the drops in your eyes? - No.

“- Wait, don't they do that, right when you go in there?”

- No, they dilate your eyes. - Dude, let me just say something to you, because I'm not in the best mood, and I like to say something to everyone, not you, to these theory, okay?

- I don't do drop eye. - Okay, I went to, - You have drop eye. - Yeah, I have drop eye. - You don't do, I don't do drop eye.

I have drop eye. - Yeah, yeah. - So why can't you read them? - Well, I'm saying, (laughing)

- Dude, you take it, you know what, unbutton one more button. - Yeah, yeah, unbutton more more button. - Unbutton one more, you little fork. - Which is a reduced shirt, I don't know what it's about.

(laughing) - Wow, wow, wow, wow. - Let me just say something. - Wow, wow, wow, wow. - You unbutton one more button.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, so I went to, I called my assistant, and I said, I don't want, I want future shit. - Oh, yeah, yes, yeah. - So they had me in a lab with machinery.

- Yeah. - And put poop in, and you know what I mean? - So it's like, you know what I mean? - Give me what NASA does. - Yeah, that's what NASA did.

So they were able to see the interior of my eye, the actual thing, and guess what? Because your eye side is gonna be fine until you're 80. - 'Cause you have good eyes. - Yeah, he says, he asked me some genetic questions.

There's no blindness. - Does your mom have glasses? - No, my dad did, though. - Right. - And my brother does.

- Steve does. - Yeah, no. - Yeah, 'cause he caught it early. - Yeah, once you catch it early. - Yeah, yeah, but so now what I'm gonna do

is I'm gonna do everything with glasses on. Even make love. - You have to have them. - Yeah, because I don't think I've seen it. - Right.

- Yeah, everything's been blurry. - That's what all your confusion. (laughing) - That's my belly button. - What?

(laughing) - Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see it. He goes, you're gonna see life in high-deaf. - HD.

- Yeah, for the first time.

But then I go, when I get three weeks.

It's gotta be-- - Why, I want my style. - Yeah.

- So I'm taking my, you know,

the glasses I wear. I'm gonna punch out all those,

“you know what I mean, lenses and put those lenses in.”

- They'll do that. They'll do custom work. - They're gonna do custom work. - Give me, give me the lyrics to the song, Betty Davis Eyes.

- Betty Day, Betty. Yeah, well, it's spelled wrong, but that's fine. Betty, it'll get there. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- His hair is black. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't do it in an Asian accent. - I didn't. - Yeah. - Oh, I haven't know.

- Oh, yeah. - My hair is more local. - What does that mean? - Our local, yeah. But it's, I just like this part.

He's got Betty, she got Betty Davis Eyes. - He's got a little Asian eyes, yeah. - And he'll tease you, he'll tease you. - Yeah, yeah. - All the better just to please you.

- Yeah. - Bob's brokotious. - Yeah. - And he knows just what takes to make a pro blush. - I love it.

- Yeah.

- He's got Greta Garbo's, Greta Garbo's stand-off size.

Bobby's got little Asian eyes. - Beautiful. - She's got Genghis Khan stand-out eyes. - Right, let's change it. - Stand-off size.

Genghis Khan stand-off size. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You have beautiful little eyes. - Thank you. - I went to the dentist this morning.

- What, let me guess. - Brother, they say the same thing every time. - You got two. - No, I got zero this time. - They got it. - But they say the same thing every time.

And she's so nice about it. - Do you, are you, have you been? How am I, are you flossing? - Oh, I said I am flossing. She said, how much?

I said, almost never. (laughing) How am I honest about it? - All right, I'm gonna show you something, all right, guys. - I mean, I'm trying.

- I know, you're trying. - Okay, how about this? I'm gonna get in one maybe two days a week. - I always have. - You do, yeah, yeah.

But I've been using this one for a year. (laughing) - That's the same one. - It's the same one. - It's even a string on it anymore.

It's gone. - It's the same one. - How many days a week are you flossing for? - Every day. - Every day.

What about you? - Every day. - Three times a week. - Three, four. - Four?

- Wow, I'm way behind. - I'm resting on the weekend. - Yeah. - Well, God neither. I do one to two days a week because it's like on the move.

And you know what it really is, it's usually after a big meal out. But if, like, today I had smoothie and a, it's like, yeah. - I'm gonna, I'm brushing three days, three times. - Three days a day, not your not. - No, I brush in the morning when I get home and then before I go to bed.

- Okay. - I don't think so. - My mom, no, my mom did it to me. - Okay. - My mom did mid.

- What about this? Morning, floss and then night. - Morning, floss and stuff. - Yeah, I mean, the mid day one just floss. - I like the midday brush because then in case my wife and I have a midday hook up,

it's a nice brush because any of fresh breaths in the middle of the day. - I do a midday poo. I do three. - I do that while I'm pooing. - Oh, I do that.

- Okay, okay. - It's one of the same. - Yeah.

“Okay, brush is really nice. You know what the dentist told me?”

I have so many missing teeth, he's at by the age of 60. - All of them are gonna fall out. - Congrats, that's huge. - So then I don't know what to do. - Well, your vision will be good, but your mouth.

(laughing) - Perfect vision. - It's gum. - See ya. - I can see every time.

(laughing) (laughing) - I fucked it. - No, I fucked it. - Wait, by the way, you're just gonna get end up getting what everybody gets.

His caps, everybody gets caps now. - No, what they have to do is drill. - No, wait to my bone. - But wait a minute. - Veneers are different than caps.

You can just get caps on. - No, he said that my teeth are so weak. - Why? - I don't know why. - You have, let me see.

You have great teeth. - I know, but they're weak. The foundations and the root, it's all fucked. I have, like, ginger vise is number five or what? - The careers.

- If they have very strong teeth, you can look this up, Koreans are actually known to have some of the strongest teeth in the world. - Yeah, I guess. - So how come you didn't get that?

- I don't know. - Genetically, I got the armpit thing, but that's it. - You did get the armpit. - Zoom in. Many Koreans have strong healthy teeth,

the culture of meticulous oral hygiene. Prevalent 33, rural brushing three times a day. Told you, three minutes each. I'm telling you, in Koreans are known for having phenomenal teeth.

- Yeah, I'm just an exception. - This one was an exception. And that's why he's the most famous Korean in the world. Watch your fucking mouth, Spaniard.

- Yeah, you bastard. You're the disrespect, it's out of couldn't raise you. - Right, out of control today. - You've been nuts today. He was came with an attitude this morning.

- I know. - Hey, he was on the phone the parking lot. - I saw. - And he waved me off. - I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw.

- He did, okay. - I saw, I saw, I saw everything. - Okay. - He comes out of, right, goes toward your car. I love to space for you because I know how angry you get.

- Thank you. - If I'm park-closed. - Look, as the doors hit, 'cause parking spots were made. - We're made, Brad Williams designed our parking.

- Yeah, yeah. - So I put a space between us and he comes out. And the doors literally between our cars. And he goes towards you for some business information.

- And basically enter a beast.

- Right, and you're on the phone, you're busy. - So I'm available. - And I turned out, you know, I said I go, "Is there anything I could help with you?"

He goes, "Nope." (laughs) I go, "Can I help with something, guys?" You can do. - What were you on the phone?

(laughs) - Who were you on the phone with, hot shot? You're being a hot shot. Who were you on the phone with, hot shot? You don't wanna say?

“- Yeah, it's a business, it's a secret business thing,”

but he goes, "It's something I can talk you about." And I'm like, "Okay."

- Yeah, I got nothing. - Yeah, I got nothing.

- I told you, you were not gonna do it.

- That's true. (laughs) - But still he wants to know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still ask. - Do my hands are cramping up so bad.

- Drink some drink that other water. - Like, everything's cramping up, dude. - What are they, duty at the eye doctor? - No, I haven't been drinking water all day. - We gotta have some water.

- Okay, I'll tell you why I'm in a bad mood. - Ow. - I swear to God, I swear to God, I am cramping up everything. - How do you solve hand cramps? Here we go.

- Any stretch, get some electrons, massage the affected area. McCone, will you come massage his hands, please? - Not being real. Everything is cramping up. - Do we have those heat things you put your hand

and do we have that hand heat thing again? Where's the hand massager? - Do we buy one of those? - I think I'm fine. I'm fine, you don't have to shake it.

- All right, massage it. So today, just now, before I got here, I'm gonna tell you what restaurant, but I was sitting at a restaurant, right? And there was a girl and three guys

sitting at a table right next to mine. - Okay. - Do you imagine? - I've seen that movie. The whole table goes high, we're big fans.

- Yeah. - Right, and the girl goes, yeah, I'm a big fan, I have a friend, that's fine. I gotta go, but we're one of these guys who are boyfriends.

And she goes, no, no, no, they're just friends of mine.

“I go, oh, oh, I go, what are you looking for in a guy?”

And she goes, not Asian. - Wow, did they laugh? - I wasn't even hitting on her dude. - Well, if you say to a girl, what are you looking for? Okay, you say, time out.

You said, do you have a boy friend? - I have a boy friend. - Oh, stop. - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, that she got me all cramped up guy. - Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't, what are you looking for in a guy? It seems like you're maybe saying, are you interested in I?

- No, because they, first of all,

- He was just being on. - Oh, you're onken. - What's an onken? - You, you're onken, you're king onken. - What is onken?

- Onken is like with a, like an onken. - The kids call us onks. - Yeah, like onken. - Yeah, I was, I was being polite. - Yeah, I'm, right, I would go,

I would go, or any of these guys are boyfriend, which is, and they're like, no, we're just, they were like, we're just friends. - But that is an onken, like an onken says something like, man, that is a, that's a short skirt

for a day like today, that's an onken. (laughing) - Oh, really? - It's an onken. - All right, so I did, that was an onken.

- Yeah, you're onken. - Yeah, but could she say something, oh my God, could she say something different? - Okay, I'll be the girl, right? - Yeah, go ahead.

- I go, we approach me first, I'm eating. - Hey, we're huge fans. - Oh, thanks. - I wanna tell you we're huge fans. - Thank you. - Yeah.

- Oh, but these, one of these guys your boyfriend? - No, these are all my friends, we're just friends. - Oh, cool. Oh, so you're single. - I am.

- Yeah, yeah. What kind of guys are you looking for? - Tall guys. - Oh, cool, much better. - Tall guys, guys who, you know, guys who are like

Mayfire material.

“- What do you mean by that, like, we can build a ship?”

- People who came over on one of this first couple of boats.

- Oh. - I see, I see. - Yeah. - People who own people like you. - Oh, not almost not.

- No. - No, opposite of almost not. - People who own those boats. - Oh, the people that own the boats. - Those are the guys I love.

- Okay. - Yeah, do you own a boat? - Yeah, you own a yacht. - You own a yacht. - Yeah.

- How big? - Pretty fucking big. - How many feet? - Have you heard of haunt of iris? - Does that you?

- That's my yacht. - You guys are at it again. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - By the way, don't just get me started, I bet you were the fourth person today

who's talked about it. - It's not freaking out about it. - I'm gonna tell you about it. - Don't do a conspirator. - It's not a conspirator.

- I'm gonna tell you about it. - Yeah, bring it up. - No, you don't have to even bring it up. Don't bring it up. I will tell you about it.

- Ask me. - Don't bring it up. He's gonna bring it up. - Yeah, ask me.

“- Okay, is the haunt of iris going to be”

the next plague viral plague? - Nope. - Why is that? - Because we've gotten all the bad food out of the way. (laughing)

- No, no. - I'll tell you why. - Why? - Okay, there's different strains of this virus. - Just like COVID.

- Just like COVID. - Okay. - But most of this don't look it up, man. - Don't look it up. - Don't look it up, guy.

Most of the strange you get it from rats. So if I'm being real. So if I'm in Brazil, I'm just an arbitrary country. - It seemed pretty pointed. (laughing)

- I was gonna say, "I was a cheetah, but I went Brazil." - Sure, I mean Colombia. - Right. (laughing) - Right, it's all.

(laughing) - All the same area. - I'm in Peru. Now listen. (laughing)

- This is naming South America. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, so I'm in Peru, okay. (laughing) - And I'm, you know what I mean?

I'm mopping, right? - Always mopping. - A hallway, or an alleyway. There happens to be rat shit and rat piss, right? - Right.

- Right. - The particle goes go by the air. I sniff it, you can get it mostly that way. - That's how they get it. - And puffing rat poo particles?

- Now there's one called the Andis strain, which is the one that's on the cruise ship, which is human to human. - So this is like if you had it and you were kissing a girl, she gets it.

- You're just smelling the poop. (laughing) - You wanna leave that bit in? (laughing) - Yeah, keep that bit in.

- Keep that in. (laughing) - Yeah, 'cause sometimes we need anti comedy. - When he bombs? - Yeah, yeah, 'cause it makes us funnier.

- It's perfect. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So anyway, the um, loser. - Yeah, loser. - You're a loser.

- You're a fucking loser. - Funnier way. - Fun button and other button. - So it's a human to human. - Human to human.

And even then that, it's very difficult to get. - Apparently. - Really? - Wow. - Because the couple that got it on the cruise

were sleeping together on the same bed. - Well, there were husband and wife, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, so that makes sense, right? - But the only scary part is this.

- Who got it first, by the way?

Did the guy or the girl get it? And they got it from a rat on the boat? - No, they got it from bird watching in Argentina. - I've said it once, I'll say it again. - Yeah.

- Stop watching birds. - Stop watching them. - They don't need to be watched. - Yeah, yeah. - They need to be perceived.

You have to perceive them. - You're a receiver bird. - Because if a hawk is going to come and attack your eyes, it would be a good perception. - And I don't have the eyes to even witness the hawk.

“- Until you get the glass into like at the glasses, right?”

So don't poke up my eyes, hawk, correct? - Right, so my point is is that they were out, you know, you know, there's different kinds of cruises. Is that an image of you between you the time when you leave and you're getting your glasses and you don't have me

at a hawk's just smashing you in the eyes. - I need glasses. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The different kinds of cruises. - Yeah, so what, this kind of crew,

like I did a cruise with the Adam divine folk. - Right. - Right, that's Matt Skilaback, right? But there are some cruises, adventurous and cruises. Wipe cruises.

- White people, yeah, yeah, white people cruises. Like I need to go to the top of that mountain. - Right, I need to go. - Yeah, I mean, I need to see the top of that mountain. I must get to Kella Majara.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, the explorers. I go deeper into the, you know, the ones that go in the crevices. - Why are you in there? - What are you doing there?

- What's in nothing, there's nothing in the get stock. They're like, I can't pull, I go, oh, 'cause black people don't do that. (laughs) (laughing) They don't even go, we don't go to caves.

- You've never heard of black, I get stuck in the spelunkskie in a cave.

- No, no, no, no, no. They were like fucking caves in Asia, Vietnam at whatnot. Let's cover before the Asians did. - Yeah, we didn't know it was there. - I'm sure the Vietnamese knew that it was there.

They're like, we're not going near it. - No way. - Yeah, yeah. - White people love spelunkskie. - They love spelunkskie, so this is why people fall.

- This is. - Yeah, so they went on an adventure, they caught it. I mean, they brought it back on the cruise.

“And I think it's, but the scary part is,”

somebody that was flying that South Africa right who died, brought it. brought it to South Africa, but died. But the stewardess, is that what you call them now? - No.

- A flight attendant? - A flight attendant got it. - Oh no. - You know what I mean? So that's the little weird.

- Well, 'cause airplanes are the one. That's the one. - Yeah, I'm like, you're in pain space and they're like, the heppa filters are really good. You're like, not when the guy next to me is gone.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - 'Cause I've said next to that guy. - Many flights. - Dude, I have a rule, and I have a message to everyone listening. - If you're super, have a cold, and you're super sick,

don't get on a plane, and then you don't go to work. - Don't get on it. You don't need to go to the plane. - If I say food industry, I've had waiters, you know what I mean? Super sick.

- Like, get your fries in your fries in super sick. It's like, what are you doing at work, dude? - Take a day down. - Yeah, I understand the economy. - People need to work.

- They need to work. - I understand that. - You know what? - I'm gonna be the opposite. I'm gonna be the opposite level of the advocate.

“I think everyone should go to work as sick as they possibly are.”

(laughing) - You fucking asshole. - You know who does it every day? - Who? - Fancy.

- That's right.

- That's never not come to work.

- I don't take a day off. - You're sick now. - But we go on the road, we get it from him, and then all of a sudden we're in Denver, Saturday night. - I see.

- Yeah, and we're all sick, and it's your fucking fault. - You've got no everyone in this room sick. - Yeah, multiple times. - Yeah, multiple times. - You're a carrier.

- I edit it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's Joe with like 110 fever. - Okay, but I bet you money if I get the hunt of iris, pant of iris, you gave it to me.

- You did. - It's got a 30 to 40% mortality rate. - What? - And there's a 21 to 40 day incubation period. - So you don't even know.

- But here's the good news. - You don't know for a month? - No, here's the good news. You wanna hear the good news? - Please.

- Even if you have it, and I have it, but it's not like it's incubating. You're not gonna catch it for me until I have symptoms. - Uh-huh. - Right, so it's like if I have honta,

I don't know how you call it. - What is it prefer to be called? - Yeah, you Spanish fuck. - Honta. - Honta.

- Sounds like a good car company, aren't you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Honta. - Honta. - Honta, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - So it was your own new honta. (laughing) - So if I had it, and I was showing symptoms

- Yeah, but - Bring that back up though. That says the Radius cities. - I didn't say that.

“- No, but look, most Radius cities are LA,”

Chicago, Paris, New York, London, and Dishnocke, India. Known for its Kari Monta Temple, famously home to thousands of rats, considered holy. Oh, holy rats, don't get it though.

- Yeah, so, do I get the facts correct about the hand to virus? - Yeah, you did, and can I say this? This is a temple dedicated to rats. - That's crazy.

- Wow. - Just don't go there. - Yeah, I don't go, well, that's, it's in India. - I know, but they do, they do the cruise. - We're gonna go to that temple.

- Gotta go. - Yeah, but not you. - I would never. - No, no, no. - You're more, I'm a landlocked guy.

- No, you're more ethnic when it comes to decision making. - Thank you. - Yeah, you're not gonna bungee jump. - Nope. - Have you bungee jumped?

- Never, never, never. - Never, never, never. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm way more ethnic when it comes to white. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Mountain biking? - Yeah, mountain biking. - Why am I in a bicycle alone? - Mountain, no, a flat land. - Flat, yeah, flat, flat, yeah, yeah. - Oh my god, I do VR biking.

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All viruses, they wanna survive. They're looking for a host, right? And in order to survive, they mutate. - Ah fuck. - Right?

And COVID has mutated many times. That was a sudden thousands of times. - This thing's as a better mutator. - Yeah, I don't know. We don't know yet.

“That's why, you know, who is getting a front,”

you know what I mean? The World Health Organization? - WHO? - Yeah, they're getting a front on the messaging. - By the way, this does say kidney failure

can happen within four to 10 days after symptoms. You can just lose your kidney. - Yeah, it's bad. This one is bad, and you know what's gonna happen is-- - If we're gonna die.

- No, because if this becomes like COVID, what's gonna happen is they trip this last time. - Yeah, they're not gonna do it again. - Yeah, they're not gonna do it again. I'm going to the fucking country music festival.

- I'm gonna go. - Right? Not that it could be Coachella. - Come get you, I don't wanna be regional. - Come get a rattle.

(laughing) - Get a rattle on stick. - Yeah, yeah, and then all of a sudden, it's like the mortality rates worse, and it's gonna get bad.

- I think we're good. - I think we're good, I think we're good. - Because I-- - I mean, we're gonna go into a recession. - God bless.

- Yeah, and in the economy is fucked. - Let's go. - No. - We gotta go into a recession. - Why?

“- Because they have to go down to go back up”

that's the only way it works. If we don't do a recession, then we go into depression. - Uh-huh. - We must recede before we proceed. - All like a wave.

- We must hit the wave. - Oh, I see. - As of May, the U.S. economy is not in a current recession, face the significant material headwinds

and mixed signals, some analysts for CA, 40% 50% probability of downturn due to high interest rates. - It is, but there's an AI ball ball that could pop. You know what I mean? And if that happens, you're mean, then, you know.

- I don't want to. - What? - It's just scared. - It's like, who knows what's happening? - Who knows what's happening?

- Are you feeling better? He said he was feeling better earlier. - Yeah, yeah. - The head feels good. - Thank you.

- Your head feels good? - Yeah, just hurts in the back a little bit. - You know, I can't see it, it's got, I mean, from afar, when I look closer, I see the little redness, from afar, it looks normal.

- Yeah, I mean, it'll do it. - Dude, how funny, if he turns into like a male model when this is over, if we shift him into modeling now in his own way. - He is handsome.

- He is, the kids handsome, yeah. - Yeah, you do stink.

- Because I'm always busy in it.

- No, I know, I can just say something about your handsome and you have a cool vibe. - Thanks, bro. - You know what I mean? - Set-up, set-up, set-up, here it is.

- And if they've been before, the butt doesn't count. - The butt's my favorite. - Why can't I be honest? - No, no, we would like it. Be honest.

- Yeah, you smell always good. - Dido, by the way. - I smell, oh, I know. - I smelled a girl last night at the fucking restaurant and I was like, what is that?

That smells incredible, she's at an exos. And my wife was like, that's Bobby's column. - Yeah. - I smelled you on someone else and it made me get, I ran up to her, I did an Asian accent to her.

(laughing) - I missed you so much. - Because you wear a lot of unisex. You wear a lot of unisex.

“- Some sweet, you mean, woody sweet, you know what I mean?”

- But I go, she had your colon on it. - Yeah. - Her powerful, my performance. - Why do you think he's so you think he smells? - At times, your breath, you know what I mean?

- What does he use? - What does he use? - Yeah. - Mollin and goats, rum? - Yeah.

- I don't know if it, don't put goat, it's too goat. - It's too goat, more mollin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, more mollin. - Mollin, yeah. - Mollin, yeah. (laughing)

- Let's go, more mollin. - That's cool, yeah. How much is Oli Mallin? (laughing) - For a smell good set to have goat in it.

- It's crazy, dude. - It's crazy, dude. - Is there a little bit of sheep in there too, I mean? (laughing) - I'm using Marcus and Farts right now.

(laughing) - War Marcus. - Wait, wait, that's your goat, dude. - You do need to chill on the stress thing. - Yeah, this is what I do.

- You can't take meds before I come here. - Why? - See me raw. - Oh, I don't know if I'm high. - I will 100% know it.

- Well, you have took a few times.

- No, I just always forget to tell you the truth.

- Oh, okay. - So this is what you do, okay. - This is what I do. - Yeah. - Spray on the wrist.

- Always. - And do a Rob. - Must. - Right. - I lift up my shirt.

- Right, right. - One spray underneath. - Now do you do skin or do you do shirt? - It's, I spray upwards and it gets both. - It gets all the way up.

- Yeah, it gets all the way up. - I record myself doing it to prove it. - Okay, and then this is another one I do, and this is a little gross, but I lift the sack and I hit the tank. - How is that gross?

That's exactly where it's supposed to go. - That's where it's supposed to go. - That's where it's supposed to go. - Right, because if you know mean, you don't want them to taste it. - No.

- Right. - But you want them to smell it. - Yeah. - Right, right. - They want the aura.

- Right. - The aura.

- And then.

- Wait, wait, I've got one on the neck.

- And one in neck. - That was nasty, that was. - Yeah, yeah. And that's it. - That's it.

- What do you do? - I do this. - Sh. - Two sprays. - And that's it.

- But that's what I, because I don't-- - Carlos, you know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want to smell too crisp. - Maybe I should. - Spray some of your mouth too, because that thing,

what do you a dragon? (laughing) - What can play you trying to burn down? - It's, I use it. - I mean, it's so smelly.

- It's just a natural one's heroin. - And I don't, yeah, yeah, yeah, do more. What I don't, I'll give you the money. - What do you think? - Please eat food.

- Yeah. - You're not eating. - McCone is coming at them all the time. Sometimes you'll skip an entire day of meal. - Yeah, it smells like a vegetarian.

- I skipped a day. - Don't do that. - I don't think he does on the road. - Yeah. - Yeah, we have it in all day, you know?

I'll have four lenses, one crewton and half a shrimp. It's like, "Oder steak!" - Have a meal. - But you said I'm handsome earlier, it's like,

“that's why like, that has nothing to do with the food.”

You need to eat for nutrition. - Yeah, they've fucking up your breath. - Yeah, you're, your body's gonna kill you. - Yeah, but you can just up smoothies. - No, you can't just eat smoothies.

- You can't just eat smoothies. - I've been eating avocado toast and smoothies for a whole year and nothing else. - Oh, congratulations. - Thank you.

- You look like shit. - Give me the guy, give me, yeah, and then McDonald's. Give me the guy that does the Cologne tutorials. He does like on YouTube he sprays like, he says like a hundred sprays, that's what he does.

- Yeah, that's good. - Do a hundred sprays. - I'd rather have that than whatever he has, it's dragon. - This guy, here's Cologne the right way. Let's see how close it is.

Let's see how it's applied the correct way. - How to put on Cologne? - 'Cause I mean, I guess I don't know how. - All right, here we go. 'Cause this guy will teach us.

- I already told you the best time to apply your Cologne. - I press pause. - Please pause.

- First of all, I don't believe it.

- I don't believe it. (laughs) - I already turned the video off. - It's too much AI, that's why it's AI. - Because I'll turn that off for a second.

- I'll take number two. - I don't believe it. - Okay. - That's sports. - Yes, yesterday morning.

- Yeah. - Moogie bats. - Yeah, moogie bats. - And Cam. - Yeah, Cam, the bat.

- They both smelled unreal. - unreal. - So good. - Like, when you smell moogie bats, - 'Cause they're famous.

- No, that's not it, dude, right? - They just, intuitively know where to spray. - They do. - What to spray? - They do.

- How to spray. - They intuitively know to put some sort of mint in the mouth. - Yep. - Not to offend the human beings around that. - I brought that to me.

- So, what I'm saying, I'm not then talking. - I'm just saying for a bit of a time. - So it's like, you know, so that you're not intrusive. - Right. - You know what I mean?

Like, I don't want an eyebrow burned off. - Right, 'cause you're telling me something. - You know what I mean? - You want to say what I'm saying? - Like, I want, I don't want to get tan.

(laughing) I don't want to get an instant tan when you're talking to me. - Right, right. - You're not on a wall, you're not on a wall, you're not intrusive. - You're fucking terrible.

- Right, yeah, yeah. - You need a tear, yeah. - You need a tear, yeah. - You need a tear, yeah. - Don't do that.

- On one, one. - Every time I'm with you, I'm on a wall, I look for the piano. (laughing) - Because you're probably so like a dragon.

- He said time with you. - Yeah, yeah. - He talked to you the other day, and then he turned to me, and he got breath burned.

“- And his whole face, that's what I'm saying, dude, I'm not eating.”

- What's in there, rats? - Yeah, yeah. - To back up. - Oh, God, I'm sorry. I love you.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - It's the price I pay. - It's the price you pay, but please, we're going on the road Thursday morning, right? If you need a list of rain packets,

that's what I brought. - Or mitts, or gum, or whatever you want. I'll give you thousands of dollars. - 'Cause that's what's gonna, what it's gonna take. - 'Cause I used to match.

- Right. - It doesn't matter. And also on top of it, dude, the cloned routine, and then we won't ever fucking problem. But I've got a homeless man, as my tour manager.

- I'll record. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What the fuck is going on, all right? - Calm down, you're on. - All the stage at hands are like,

it's even less like a noise at home, it's a real life of the house. (laughing) - I'm sorry, I... - No.

- That's been pinned up for years. - Yeah. - It's how do you say that? - How do you say that? - How do you say that? (laughing)

“- How do you say that to somebody, you know what I mean?”

- You just did? - No, when you're, you know what I mean?

'Cause you have, I've never seen you publicly

unknowledge his breath. What do you, in your mind, think? - I write about it, I've a blog, I've had a... (laughing) - You do morning pages. (laughing) The artist's way. (laughing)

- I have a sub-stack on it, you guys, you gotta read it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- Yeah, yeah.

- These shots from Texas, you're gonna rip up Texas to shreds.

- Yeah, so what I'm saying is is that you're also being, last thing I wanna say. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Last thing I wanna say, I feel like people

“think that I complain or I'm being vicious, you know what I mean?”

I think you're overcompensating, let me see that again. - Hey, that again. - You're overcompensating. - Overcompensating, yeah.

- Oh, you're overcompensating. - Yeah, for what? - It's as, 'cause last time I said, you're not a good tour manager, right? - But now you're being extra good

where it's kind of annoying. - Are you going too far? - Yeah, okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - I don't understand. - So we fly out Thursday, right, to San Antonio

in the morning, right? We land at three, right? He's already today going, what kind of beef do you want? - What is that? What do you mean?

- I have to pre-order meat for our barbecue place. - They don't run out. - So they don't run out.

- What do you mean they're gonna run out?

- They're gonna run out of meat by three. So when we go at seven, 30, they'll hold. - Did they tell you that? - They run out of meat, we're at a barbecue fucking place. - Yeah, it's just me, we're over the corn.

- Right? - And I go the cornbread. - There's nothing good about it. - How are they still business? - Because they're like a Michelin star place.

- That's normal. - Idiot? - That's fucking normal. - God damn dude, we're just calling the barbecue - We're just calling the barbecue.

- We're just calling the barbecue. - The barbecue place. - Yeah, and they're all millionaires. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, got your soul, you know? - No, you don't--

- You're also carbicating, yeah, yeah. - That's me real, that's me real. For what's in your life, maybe who in the middle? - Maybe he's overcompensated. - Ah, wow, he's got me rolled up, dude.

- How about we do a hygiene bump, then, financially. Give him a hygiene bump.

- Okay, I'm willing to do this, okay?

- We'll put aside a little bit of money for hygiene. - I'm willing to do this, okay? - Yeah. - Thanks for the hair. - Yeah, he's fucking here, that's not it.

That's not what smells. - Oh, yeah, that it will. (laughing) - You think that's hair from the back of his head? (laughing)

No, dude, he's not gonna fucking sacrifice the back of his head. That's fucking asshole hair, but that's pure hair, dude. - I love it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know what?

- Imagine that hair, he's gonna have dreadlocks. (laughing) - He's gonna run. - He's gonna run. - He's gonna run.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's gonna look bad, dude. - He's gonna look so good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Not only are you gonna look good. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I'm afraid we're gonna lose you. - It's a modeling. - I just think--

“- I think you're gonna get a full eye hair.”

(laughing) - I think he's gonna get a full head of hair in a year and he's gonna think he's better than us. Do you not think that's gonna happen, Fancy? I think he's gonna be up his own ass.

McCone's saying yes. I think you're gonna be Mr. Hotchat. And Mr. Hotchat's gonna go, I'm late. I don't wanna come to the shoot anymore. I'm doing my own thing.

I'm 90 minutes early every time on the killer. - I know, but you don't have any hair yet. When the hair comes in, it might change your perspective. - Okay. - That's interesting.

- He's just two inches tall with me. - One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one. - It's one, yeah, yeah, it's one. - It's one, two inches tall with me, right? - With the hair might be even.

- Right. - Right, he has Hunter body. - Hunter body. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The face is pretty good.

- Face is very good. - Right. - The eyes are-- - Even with head-- - The eyes? - Nice car.

- The mouth are very good, right? - The women like the eyes in the face. - Right. - You're right. But also women don't like medieval shit. - They don't like--

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, they don't. - They don't like-- - Yeah, they get it. I mean, they don't like, you know, fire coming out of the mouth. (laughing)

They don't like, is that an ogre? And with their senses, you're in their smells. - Right, I mean, they don't like medieval shit. - Right, they like-- - Yeah, right, right.

Am I under a bridge? Like, what is going on? - I'm a troll, you know what I mean? - Right.

“- So what I'm saying to you is that, I think it'll, you know what I mean?”

- Even off. - Even out. - Even out as an average guy. - I got it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Go ahead. - No, I've not-- - Come at me. - I'm not trying to go ahead. - Come at me, guys.

- Bobby Henchko. - I'm-- - Oh, wow. - He's a little Bobby. - Oh, that's too, too. He's fucking gonna piss me off, do this guy. You're thinking he's fucking piss me off right now, guys. I love you. I love you. Yeah, first of all, I love you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, so I want to say this. It's not roasting.

- That's not, that's honest thing. It's telling it how it is. Right, structurally, it's not a roast joke. It's not as clever as a roast joke. That's true. Yeah, and I'm the one that said it. Yeah. - So I admit it, right? Still got laughs. - Yeah, same with the roast, the other night on Netflix. Right, so my point is is that it's not a roast joke because I'm just being honest. Yeah. - Oh, girl. - Troll, dragons, breath.

- No, I'll be looking right now, dude. - No, I swear to God on my mother's life, that those three things are true. - All right, so what my point is Bob, if I said one of it, as soon as I'm talking, I'm the host of the show. Thank you. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so anyway, let me finish what I would say. Okay, what I have to say.

- It was not a roast. I didn't see a roast commodity. Exactly. It was you, yeah, bulging your feet. What are the three things I said mythologically?

- Under a bridge, troll. - Yes, dragons, breath. - Yes.

“- And? - Yeah. - Oh, girl. - Yes, exactly. Yeah, no, will you defy any of those three things?”

There is no compliance. There's no compliance. No, they're true is them. Correct truth truth truth truth truth. You're a truth there. I'm a truth or correct right. Oh, wait. So case close case close. Yeah. Thank you. I'm not how like court works. You can't just it is if you had his if you own the court. It does work. Yeah, I and do you believe he just said I think I could have produced her. Did you hear that? Is that what you said to Bobby? Yeah, I've never even said exactly. Are you an executive producer? I mean, yeah, I guess I I'm they ask you as a

lady. Ask let me ask you. Yeah as a nonpartisan right. No, no, you're not the partisan. You're my best friend. Yeah. You do this together. So I'm partisan. We're on the poster. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're we're the band. We're the band. We're the band. Okay. I'm on the torso. All right. So um to this guy to do it. You make the poster. I think pictures. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So let me ask you as my business partner. Yeah. And as the stars of the show. Correct. Okay. Is he a executive producer?

“Let me think. Yeah. Think about it. Hmm. Wait, Andrew, I can just be producer. Oh, so you're you don't even want the title. I was going to give it to you. But I guess no. So just producer then. Yeah, I'll look it. Hey Pete.”

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No you're trying to break me and it just won't work because you've been trying for 20 years. I feel like he sounds like a broken man. Don't talk please because the house or talking at all. Look at me right now.

It was an energy transfer that happened. I came in today because my hands were cramping and my hands were cramping and it's still cramping.

I had a miracle but the eye thing. I was in this mix move also when I was driving here. I was going I have nothing to talk about. Do you feel like the pre-order ask was what started this whole and I'm just order for him what I'll end up doing. I want you to be comfortable being on tour with like Nirvana would be easier like it was so much calmer in the early 90s with them.

It's crazy like Michael Jackson and his monkey or something. So you're saying he's a hard guy to work with.

“Really? Yeah. You have to really like crazy. Wow. Yeah. Now the heart and the heart is part of it. Let's go back then. Oh, I'm a man of the people that makes me easy. If you want to get real let's get real.”

Oh, no, because I was kidding about the year. Oh, that's such a flat. I did that for comedy reasons. There's a comedy podcast. Yeah, Ogers do not smell it. Yeah, yeah, dragons don't exist. He's actually all with a lot of preach. Yeah. Yeah, charoves. It's all for me. It's all fake. Not of a touch of God. Yeah, that's a gas letting that's a true wisdom. There is no dragons. There is no dragons. There's no truth. Yeah, there's no is the truth. That's the truth. Right. So take it back. There are trolls. There are some mythological evidence. Yeah, give or take it. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, I was ingest saying these things for comedy purposes at one point or another you took it personally.

There was a personal team. Right. Yeah, yeah, and then you snapped. You got anger. If I snapped Andrew would legit be like, you're the fuck out of here. No, no, no, I would let you have your piece. If you want to say your piece, you can say your piece. Yeah, that's how you lose your job. No, no, no, you can't lose your job. I was just doing it in chess. Of course you don't your brother. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was just doing it in chess. Of course you don't your brother. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I was just giving light hints of maybe you know me and suggestions. Small stuff. Yeah, small stuff and you took a personally.

“I wish that as my friend, you would just tell me the truth and that you were trying to break. Would you rather him tell you truth not on the air? No, on the air.”

You want on the air? Because it's because you wanted to. Okay, I will tell you the truth on the air then, right? You have dragons breath. All right, you smell like an ogre in the troll. Yeah, and all the things I can't. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can fight back. No, so let me ask you. I'm difficult on the road. I'm like like Michael Jackson and the bubbles or whatever. He said you were like. Yeah, so what's my writer. Smart water. No, no, that's not. It's not smart water. Sugar free Red Bull. I have two, I have two things on my writer. Okay. I'll tell me what they are water. Yeah, and sugar free Red Bull.

I just said smart water and sugar. Those are the only two. Yeah. What is Michael Jackson's writer? Oh, it's like an old boy. Yeah, I mean, no, don't say it. No, I'm just saying. Okay. That's right. I mean, but what's, you know, I mean, you choose writer. It's not about the right. Yes, it is. It's about what the tour manager has to do to make the artist happy minds basic. I want to do on stage. Yeah, right. I want to meal. Yeah, right. I want to pay my openers and I also want Red Bull and water. That's it. That's it. I don't want to stir anything by

all right or four. He actually said that Bobby is so cool on the road that who, you know, he thinks Andrew is really, really. I and you know that you said that that maybe before you all are very different. You said that to me before.

I would never. Yes, you have. I would never say that. You're just such a fucking rat. You're such a rat. You're never. You're saying this. No, no, no, no. We know the fucking fire.

“That's why I would never say that because you're such a rat. You think I'm. I ran. He's the rat. I would never call him.”

All right. Hey, yeah, I would never call him. Hey, yeah, yeah. And look at me right now. No, no, I quit. I quit for him. All right. Listen to me right now. Okay. You have to be more on top of it. Yeah, we're good. No, I'm worried about me in Andrew. I know. I agree. It's good. It's real good. No, it's not. Yeah, it's good. It's good. It's good. You know what? It's good. Let me look at it. My, my friend here. Yeah, hello. Hi, ma'am. Yeah. I'll take it personally. Hit me. Okay.

Mm-hmm. What do you say? That I'm more difficult in the road than you. Okay. Did I say that? You did not know.

“Little facts or facts. Fancy said that. You said that. Carlos said that. Yeah, behind my back.”

I've never. Yeah, yeah. So listen here dragon boy. I've never thought of it. Yeah, yeah. So it's very interesting to me. I mean, I'm getting the heat because I'm the easier target. Oh, he. Welcome to my life. Right. It's like we're mirror images. I know. So when I'm saying that, you're he's scarier than I am. Oh, yeah. So you have to stay on top of it with him. Yeah. Okay. So you treat me shitier. You do because you're afraid of him. This is. Let's be real. Let's be real for once. That's not true. I'm not frustrated with Andrew in the slightest, and it's not redirected to you. That's insane. I like working with Andrew.

Not anymore. Hey, brother. We're going to be needing to look for a new tour manager. Has the run I have right now is a dragon breast troll.

Goal. Please. I'm calling my live. Matt. No, Abby. I'm kidding. I was I didn't text. I'm doing for real. I would never do that.

I don't be afraid. I'm sorry, please. Hi, Bob. Yeah. Well, one of your clients, Bob Lee. Watch out. What's up? I just want to let you know. You're on bad friends right now. I am. Yeah, but you're not going to say anything bad. I'm just going to let you. I'm going to say, I'll do all the talk and then you just and then I'm going to hang out.

Do they hear me this part? Yeah, they're hearing you talk. Yes, but you don't have to. Yeah, you don't have to talk anymore. Yes, you know what a podcast is. Yeah. All right. All right. So here's here's all right. My tour manager has dragons, broth. You don't say anything. All right. Smells like a trolling over right. If I look at my my writer or none of the shit that is in my dressing room is in like the through play. True. Yeah. Yeah. Don't try to. Yeah. It's not true. And I want to let you know what this tours find. But the next tour I do, he's out. Okay.

I love him. Thank you. Okay. Bye. There's always he's fired. She's fired. She's fired. I will say this. Yes.

The fact that you went behind my back and saying that and told fancy and McCone did tell you that you said McCone didn't gear this.

“No, McCone. McCone. Come closer to the mic. McCone. Have you ever toured manage?”

No, but I've seen a lot of. We're about to. McCone, you've told me this before. Okay. And I want you to be on the record, right? Who's scarier Andrew or I? Andrew. Okay. Good. That's good. That's a way. All right. But you have said that before, but fear doesn't make me talk shit about him. Or does it? Or does it? Or does it? Or does it? No, I'm so sorry. I don't tell you anything Bob because you would tell everyone my business. I'm a gossiper. I'm a witch. Yeah, you. Salem's rich, witch trial, huh? Wow. Well, I'm a, you know what's unfortunate Carlos, I will be honest with you right now. We love you.

No, not yet. Okay. I thought, man, I make it really easy on Carlos. I don't ask for much, but the simple things. You don't.

I just want water and popcorn backstage before I go on. You always have it. It's crazy.

And I just think I don't ever call you and bug in say, give me this, give me that. I need one. I need this. I need that. Yeah.

“And I know behind my back and tell fancy I'm difficult to deal with on the road breaks my heart. And quite frankly, I think I think that's it for us on the road.”

This is sad that we're going to end over lies Mark. Who's lying? I think fancy is having a hallucination from one of his many colds. Are you lying? Yeah, it's a fever dream. I'm lying. No, you're lying about lying now. So now there's layers of lies. So now I can't believe anybody in the booth. Yeah. So now we have a booth filled of liars. People always have been liars. Who's to believe now? No one. No one's to believe. So you are the only person I can believe. So we don't let me be either. Okay. Well. Yeah. Yeah. This is game of thrones. Oh no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. I'm policing. You know for the record. I defended you. I don't think you're bad breath. And I don't think you smell bad. Yeah. I don't either. It was just a joke.

Lies. The room for the lies. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a liar as well. Gosh. How do we get away from that? I don't know. Well, let me tell you something. And all honesty. All jokes aside. I love you dearly Carlos. I do too.

What is it? This is like an X that we have a kid with. We still have to see these people. What do you mean? You and I had a baby.

Yes. The show is our baby. Yeah. And that's our child. No, no, no. That's that's that's that's the that's our X. These people are. These are Blacks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And now we have to see them because they create to keep the baby happy. We have to see our X's. Right. And they're all that's exactly what it is. And they're all of our X's. Yeah. I do that on Tiger Belly.

“Yeah. A grand slam. Yeah. A literal grand slam. Yeah. And that's what it is over here. Yeah.”

I'm disappointed to you. The way you framed it makes me disappointed. But I guess you know, I guess that's the way it is.

The panic remember before what did I say before I went in the hot, right? And what did I say when I walked through the store? You have nothing to talk exactly. But you know what that really means. I have to see my X. Yeah. Yeah, I have to see my X and I have to pretend everything's cool. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like be cooler. Be cooler. That's great. Yeah. It's good advice, right? Thank you, man. Yeah. And when you walk out of the door, right? Don't go just to and tell me, but some business.

Okay. Why do I mean? I just want to say this, okay? Yeah. And this is the truth of the matter. Your great boss man, I love you. Okay. Okay. This is the truth of the matter. Okay. I'm going to be honest with you. Didn't tell me. I'm a good boss. All right. Tell him. Hey, he didn't say that. Thank you. He loves you. Thank you. You can't. Say you swear on your daughter's life. He didn't say that. Say you swear on your daughter's life. Say you swear on your daughter's life. Say it.

“No, no, no, no, no, no. You can't. What you're saying, even if you're crossing your little toes and your fingers and you're thinking something else, right?”

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is true, right? Say on your daughter's life that he didn't say that. He did it on you on my daughter's life. Say that. Say he didn't say that on my daughter's life. He didn't say that on my daughter's life. Let's go. Okay. Okay. Are you going to phone car right now? Your wife is like, she's dead. Yeah. I can't believe you would let your daughter die. It's so crazy for just the show. Yeah, just for the show. Yeah. Wow. Wow.

“Call the hospital. Yeah. I believe here's the deal. Here's a deal. There's a lot of bits. We're doing a lot of bits.”

I was ripping on you and here's the honest truth. Even with my notoriety and some of my income, right? I still don't do better than you when it comes to the ladies. And historically I haven't. So maybe it's a little bit of my, yeah. So it used to have dragons breath. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You still have that. You still have all those things.

But still historically you've always done better than me when it comes to the attraction of the opposite sex.

So but dragons breath, ogre troll. Thank you for being a bad friend. Very good, very good. Very good. Very good. How is the steuer? Very good. That's a lot. Cool. We're saying that. The way to the bathroom, the computer, the focus management, the finance, the way to the house. Me, but that's not what you're saying. Yeah. Just a few photos of the downstairs, you're doing a lot of work. Very good. It's very good. Hold your money with how much steuer.