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Really good Andrew rice clay. Yeah, yeah, so good. Thank you So I you know as we as you know, I'm so based you manage shavits via All right, let's get look off of our impressions. Can we open that with that 100% You know, I have about to fill a penis living my house too many someone argue at your at the limit You know like with animals, you know how you can only have a certain animals in your house

How do you feel a little careful now? I don't think animals in Filipino should be they're not even the same thing because Filipinos are humans So you're making the comparison to how having animals is the same as having Filipinos

“Just anybody I guess what's the law for how many animals you're allowed to have in your house at one time in California in California. I think it's five”

I think five of each breed no just five five animals. Yeah. There's no way you get higher. I bet it's like five cats five I bet it's like no, I mean, there might not be a direct of no there is a restrictive total pet limits in some areas like Long Beach resident restricted to total four four Weaned pets So they must be you gotta wait on spated or new to the business where I ween them look at this three or four dogs your cats combine without a special Penal permit it limits very wildly by municipality. Yeah, you know who your next owner neighbor is

Met them in Memphis at the Elvis at the one of our worst performances ever. Oh I spent Spencer Presley Clay as I'm the guy Spencer Sutherland. I ran in him last. Oh, I just Benson Sutherland. Yeah, I love sexy. Dude sexy dude You're sexy and he told me what street he lives on and I go what Bobby lives there and he goes where we bring up

You're literally three doors down from this kid. I've never seen him

He he he he goes. I don't know I you know no no no no no no no no. I know where you live Do you know how I know it's on your block? No, no, that's not it. I just told you That's no over to you're offered to give me another guy Maybe because you saw him one time driving. No, okay. Oh, all right That's right this one house two or three doors down right but they play two loud the music you think it's him

What it you can tell it's live music. Oh, right? That's that's his song Spuster Sutherland whatever all right, so I have The only one bringing Filipino. I have three people living in my house who are Filipino who happened to be Filipino? Not happened. They are and they are my family Not blood, but yeah, no jewels and

What's their name Esa and honey on my fat honey is a mine and I have the two daughters and they're like family. We love them like family. So Esa, right? The youngest is she lives the Philippines Right, but we look at

Huh, what are you looking at? I was just doing to think because you always look at them

So I'm looking away See if maybe it affects the way that you when you talk and tell a story Because you always look away when I talk at them So I'm I'm gonna start looking over here to see if that is the same balance. I noticed that I was talking to you guys Is that what you mean? Yes, yeah, you often you will always look to your right all every episode of all the whole episode

“So I'm gonna start going to know you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna turn this way. Well, don't you think that we we do right?”

But what I'm saying but what I'm saying is is that I didn't really I didn't really even realize that I did that I don't really I don't know that you do that either. That's something. I'm not sure you guys know Yeah, but the thing is is there's three guys back there. Can I get a window with guys over here? I understand what you're doing dude, but it's like, you know, I mean, I want to have peaceful conflict Related to you for the oh, it's fair you and I are very peaceful

Right, so it's like sometimes when I feel conflict I go out there. Well, can we take a moment of peace? No, I want to finish my story. Oh, sorry Okay, let's take a moment of peace Okay, so let me finish. Yeah, okay So Lisa lives in the Philippines and um You know she hasn't seen any real movie like the movies that she's exposed

Just making the boys laugh

“I think you're right. I tend to look at them and I will look at you from now on. I'm your partner”

Okay, I've just been hanging out with you every single day for a very long time Sorry like from your early morning to nine real. I mean so it's like look at the boys sometimes You know, I bet you you turn away from your wife sometimes And talk to three boys. We don't yeah

Don't you have three boys in the cubicle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Well, man. There's three beautiful men. Yeah, man. So finishing I will so she's never seen like

You know, Avengers obviously because you know, she's 18 years old and also um elf things of this nature

Movies that I think that are nuts that's necessary to watch you told the Extracist you showed them so I showed them actually says access doesn't have the impact that it once was because I every Hormor movie steals from it and it's like well Gore is so different today. Yeah, like Grant F. Dodo has more violent Gore than Extracist right, but it was interesting to see I've seen it a thousand times so it's like the kind of special effects They were able to do at that time. It's impressive

“They liked it. It was okay, but they so last night we did a double vanger. Oh shit. What'd you do we did?”

I was I was just scrolling down. They had never even heard of Mad Max Fury Road. What really? It's not even that old I know how many years is that?

Was that like 24 to 24 yeah, and then obviously we saw that they're like well we don't believe it Don't believe it. This is very good. You know what I mean. Yeah, I mean give me more give me more. All right. Mark Mark Mark. So then we did fury or so Not as good, but very good. Yeah. Okay. Um over the last couple of years we've done we've I've tried to do Column brothers. Oh my favorite. I know so I showed them raising ears or raising ears. Oh, right. I've showed the country No country for old men Fargo. Oh, right? So what? LeBowski. LeBowski big LeBowski. I can't do it

They won't because I pee watched it to even have them watch it because I know there's what they're not going to like I don't think they're going to like it. It is it is really kind of subversive and weird. It's so weird out there and yeah, it's out there

It's a great story. Yeah, it is. Right. So but you have to understand

There I say this it's almost as if they've landed here from a different it's almost like they're from the Philippines Yeah, it's almost like they came from another country. Right. So now I'm trying to look for evergreen movies Oh interesting. So let's the fans start submitting it. Oh, so I know so I made a list. Oh, you got it I'm list and most of them they haven't seen and I would like to add to the list if I may a movie is that should be

“You have to understand they don't do slower. It's got to be quick fast hot action. That's why I'm scared of the godfather”

Because it's very slower. They will hate that movie. I think so. They'll hate that my money's on hate In fact, we should take a poll but jewels but jewels and money the mom saw taxi driver they liked it Well, that is a pretty intense film. Okay. Right. I think I think even the slow moments are building up to something very heavy Yeah, right. So how about dog day after noon? I don't think I like it but I'll just give you my list, but that's a pretty start. It's funny as fuck. It's funny as fuck

So let me let me just start with my list. Yep. They've never even heard of a poll 13

Dude, it's so funny. Great movie. Right. I don't you think if I framed it like this this really happened Independence day Maybe independence day. I think they would love Independence day. I think they've seen it. Doesn't everybody like that movie? So then I hear my next one. I'll turn it all this on. That's so weird. They're never going to like I love that Yeah, Magnolia. They're gonna hate that movie. Okay, but they saw on what PTSD did they see they saw a none

Although they felt one on a day out one fight out after what one battle after another and they loved it Interesting. They loved one battle, but but that they love that because of Leo I think and you show them a movie without a star that they're right you're with. Okay. That's that's the challenge Yeah, because they everybody likes bread. I mean everyone likes Leo and guys like Brad pitch So it's hard when they see those movies you go while I'm already in. I like those. Well, I'm I'm pushing revenue

“So good. I know they might like that. That's how I mean that scene with between that animal is one of the greatest scenes”

And I think you can leak it at this point I don't want to give it away Honestly, that's noble. I just go say it. Let's not give it away. If I'll lie that pause them that That's awesome. Yeah, I mean that rock massive raccoon big so scary and almost kill them, but then show them cocaine bear right after right So what I'm going to do today is fight club such a good film

Even if you don't get the underlying message it's still a good film. Yeah, and he's a smart so I think she'll get a quite fight club Okay, because she they did old boy and they did I saw the dough which are cream moves or slow burn They still like it. Yeah. Well, okay. It's a great film. There. Here we go. Then I'm now going to lean into classic comedies Okay, so like Philadelphia like classic Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that scene when he dies unbelievable unbelievable funny. Yeah

Pressious like films that are just hysterical thrown right and he did a Christian bail. Yep from the machine Really good stuff It was like he had it You know how about it almost seem like he had it. I love you fill it Morris

Seriously you would love that movie. You've never seen happiness

No, yeah, you would love that movie. I'll watch that you watch this. Okay. I'll watch this you watch that you and my Gregor and Jim Carrey. Okay. I will watch this movie

“Okay, but you have to watch happiness done. Okay, so here can I finish my list not that long? Mm-hmm”

So into comedies so best in show waiting for government Best in show they will love because it's about at dogs waiting for governments a little bit harder for them to consume But I think they'll still like it Here's a deep cut and you probably never seen it Galaxy quest no

What it's good. It's good. Yeah, yeah, never seen it. Wow Napoleon Dynamite they'll love that movie easy characters

Here's my fear though. Here's my fear with the movie though, right?

It's so not based in any kind of reality that character just warned them. I ain't gonna warn them What do you mean yet sure does you think he's a nerd? I guess there are people like that in the world That's that's you. Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's you. You know, it's not Napoleon and that Dynamite would have sent me in audition that I didn't get I think you know how you didn't get that roll

You know who got it Roy's go yeah, yeah, right. Thanks go. Oh god, right here's another one office space Me and my mom's one of my mom and I's favorite movie to watch together great one of the most Quotable films of all time great with fucking movie Jennifer Aniston why wouldn't she do more stuff like that? Yeah, that's who I want. Here's another one that you haven't seen

Battle Royale what a good comedy You know Battle Royale. I don't know if I've seen it look a battle Royale There aren't Tina's favorite movie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We've talked about that on the talk about this on this show

“Yeah, you you have to watch Battle Royale. Yeah. It's incredible. Okay, and the last movie I'm on the list is drive”

Slowburn it is that slowburn. Well, I mean, it's not strong but then drops it's such a cool movie though Yeah, but that is that is a that is a tougher movie for them Okay, I'm crossing this up and that's why I want the debate but I do think they don't but got things in it So you get bonus points on that they're gonna be locked in on him. Yeah, but the movie is kind of drawn also what's his name's on it I'll surprise it. Yeah, okay, but I mean, I think the girls will like gasoline. All right, so let's now

Try to come up with you know, I mean new movies from your point of view because you know, I did a quick Through my library. Yeah, and I said no to a lot because I just like they're just they're too slow Bernie or they're not gonna get it I also have spotlight on here I love journalist movies, you know movies about journalism yeah network and those kind of movies. It's an important movie. Yeah, yeah spotlight spotlight spotlight spotlight no Boston spotlight spotlight. Yeah, that's a good boss

Thank you. Yeah, fast and spotlight It's a packed a car packed a car and I'll say spotlight spotlight. Yeah, okay. It's good

“All right, so what's some other word movies do you think?”

Funny comedy movies are just in movies in general. There are evergreen that like if they've no forest Compass and evergreen that everyone's in that that's mandatory the government does that When you get your citizenship do they make you what they make you watch forest gum? Yeah, I mean that that movie They obviously has seen okay, okay. Okay. Let's go Well, I would say that I would say if you want comedy the no, let's go let's start with action

I showed them that hard borrow diehard fuck. That's a good one Speed speed Phenomenal tomato two yes So much better than to then terminator one. Yeah, it's crazy how much better term it It's crazy to see cool as much stronger than the original

Okay, I can't name that for many movies

Although people do say godfather two is better than the first one a lot of people like two more than one

I could have that debate with you. I disagree. I think godfather ones are better movie But people do think the second one. Oh dark night empire strikes back better than the original don't look it up No, it's looking up better sequels. Oh toy story two was better than toy story one. I don't please not look it up I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I need your pure opinion. Yeah, okay, so what did I say so far you said diehard very good choice I might they probably have seen it diehard and I don't know how I don't know if it's still

Translates it does well diehard three is really good too. Yeah. I might I might die out for a guy Yeah, yeah, the new one diehard made me sad Talking about it the first movie. No, just made me sad talking about because of Bruce Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell. Yeah, my acting coach Bruce Campbell Yeah, no because of Bruce Willis dog. It's so sad. It's so sad that we're watching a legend die in front of us

I got another one. It's a fucking awful. It's he's awful. He's the man dude. He's a man. He's a he him

signs Showed a little right Looper oh my I love Looper why is that why people hated on that movie? I thought it was great

“Looper because you said Bruce Willis. I know well Bruce is if you want to go through Bruce's”

Repetwar he's got let's go. Wow, pull the fiction might be the best role. Yeah, then I think they've already seen it Can we do Wes Anderson or no? Yeah, rush more Old West you can't do new like you can't do like the Budapest hotel or whatever the fuck that was

Yeah, yeah, oh, they're never gonna like that movie

What was the other one the space one in the desert? Oh, I saw that movie. Yeah, yeah terrible. I enjoyed miss by a mile rush more You enjoyed it because it was visual because the visuals are incredible with Wes. I mean I could do the I could do the list of Wes Anderson I think the best one is roll telling bombs Second best rush more no you're missing one more. I'm not done. Okay. With my less third one ballerocket

Oh Love that movie, okay, right and then I think Steve sees you the life aquatic well, I would say that slides up my list really life aquatic it's such a funny movie And then number five would be the Grand Budapest It was okay, it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. It really good though

Bautarocket should be maybe maybe one. Okay, let's go let's let that is this boring. Yeah But I'm enjoying it. I don't give a foot. I think people enjoy listening to The most list movies. I don't know you want to know a movie that I really like I thought that was over now. Well, I'm transitioning into something funny

“That's why I looked this way. Yeah, you have to”

You have what you just did is the reason why I worked. I looked that way What did you learn when we shot the game show to get that Andrew sometimes has to guide the boat back to Reality well because if you're on the boat the rudder's going one way and the bow is facing the other and it's awesome But occasionally it's gonna crash into the shore Yeah, so then sometimes captain has to take over and spin that mother fucker back to

That's right. You're John Luke Picard in that I am yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Who am I in that anyway let's move on Spock but there's no of all kinds of your spock. There's no walkers on next generation. Anyway, so what what what in our world that can exist? That's true. I'll be spock you are spot 100% spot. Okay. Uh, you do with both fingers. I can't do with my right Whoa, whoa, that's good Go ahead. Uh, so we made Macon Macon found a very pretty woman at at the at the bar last night and we were here

We're having a little snack and a meal and a post post round wrap up beer for a tough week that we did We went and had ourselves a beer and Macon said that girl's beautiful. I see is very pretty I ask you a question. Sorry a day work as hard as you Just doing that week. I mean no

Are you are you being serious? I showed up on time. You know what I mean?

Yeah, and I I added some things my improvised skills in this and that no you did an incredible job

Right, but why was it but but if you try to say you think I did better than Macon did better than me? Who just asked me did you work as hard as me? No, you did no you did. Yes, but did Macon work as hard as me That wasn't the original question. No, Macon did but then why didn't I get this we go to the celebrity Celebratory meeting with you. You're watching movies last night. That's right. Okay Go ahead keep going. Okay

Hot chick bar hot chick was at the bar. He said I kind of want to talk to her and immediately I was kind of buzzing on one last night Because I had taken a cute a good amount of addibles and Not drunk, but I was just taking addibles and I said you know you do look exactly like Lord Farquaad from Shrek He last night. He really looked like it. Yeah a lot a lot a lot a lot. Wow. Let's go. I mean if that's not Macon If he shaved the mustache, that's Macon. Yeah, you're allergic one

You're Farquaad. Yeah, you're Farquaad. Lord Farquaad, man Yeah, I want I said to Macon go up to that pretty girl that you like so much and and have the icebreaker go have you guys seen Shrek And they'll inevitably say of course and he'll go. Well, I'm here Lord Farquaad at your service and he did Yeah, and it was killing and they're laughing and smiling. I have the video no sound because he's far away

But they're loving it these two girls are loving him. They're loving it. Then finally the face changes. I see him go And then she goes like this and then he goes Like this. He puts his fist up like like you're you won something at the gold and your black

At the Olympics. He was saying black power. Did you do black power move? He did you you can never do black power

Well, there were two white girls first of all, which I thought was very odd like they nodded away and kind of laugh

“You have to do this. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's the white thing. I'll get out key everything, right?”

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It's my favorite when you do that on stage. It's my favorite sound you take. Thank you. I when I listen to that bit

That's my favorite sound because you always go. We get a week at a week yeah

So um yeah that that's not a good opener to me, but um it landed they got a huge laugh you get a real life Of course it didn't because it's it's self-deprecating. It's funny. It's easy. It's not saying like

“What are you chicks up to or you it's not like a bro energy. He just went have you guys seen Shrek?”

Yeah, and they go of course and he goes it's me. It's a lot of Farquad. Yeah. Beautiful. Then they loved it It was endearing. I love the lesbian so one girl was straight though. Yeah, you asked for the wrong girl's number And here's the thing about What's the day one seeing each other? No, no, they were just friends at the bar Because in that situation and I don't want any fucking flag for anybody because this is my opinion

Yeah, you're allowed to have it. Yeah. Yeah. Is this I think one should be hot One should be not if it's a if it's one's gain one's not no if they're both two lesbian couples You can't have two hot lesbians. It drives me crazy. Why? Because it's too off the market oh You didn't even took it from you

It's like you know, it's like though. I'm gonna I'm gonna just Do you want to kind of as you want to say yeah, okay two different markets man Yeah, yeah, I want to just tell you about this the exchange in right you're at the meat market there at the fish markets Different markets so my old hang up back in the 70s and Asia is this right that Asian whimmer women were fetishized Still are I know right and why dudes would get them right and say I'm gaining Danny

Asian woman would say but we never got to get get with white girls

I think the exchange rate you was very poor you exclusively date white women now I know but I figured out the game. He's trying to correct this oh, and also times have changed So neat now it's like I'm used to going on stage and see a mid Asian dude with a hot white Because just the times have changed who you're referencing What who you're referring who's the hot Asian guy with who's the mid mid Asian guy with the hot me

someone that looks like me I'll see with a very attractive white girl and now it makes sense back in the 70s eight eight is though the exchange rate We got nothing and they got all of it and even white girls and black girls didn't like us So we're I think we're the original in cells, right? Could you ever date what you couldn't date I would marry Candace Owens right now. Oh my god

“Hmm, I think she likes white guys. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't have a shot”

But you might there's something about Candace Owens Because I feel like I'll lay in bed and won't be bored. I don't think she sleeps. I have no racial Preferences on anything. You know, I mean if they're attractive and you know, man Indian I'll do you know I Yeah, there's not what I mean, maybe there is a couple but

It's only because I've never meet met them before. Well, it's not in your circle

There's some certain people I've never met before and I'll never be like that's come on What is it it's in you it right in you what in you it but with more of an Asian slant It's in you what's I I mean it you know you're gonna get it's like it looks like native American and and oh I love the native American It looks like native American and Asian combined. Yeah, it's a great combo and penguin a little bit You can take that you can add that one good at that one. Yeah, I don't want that yeah, I'm touching that yeah

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Can I tell you a fun fact of how about this right? So you're those Iranian Lego videos have you seen those? What is Lego got to say about this? This is what I'm saying this is what I'm saying is Lego Gonna snow I'm gonna tell you why yeah Lego is where mate where where is Lego head their headquarters? Germany, right? Denmark. Oh Denmark. That's right

But I'm gonna complain I'm not gonna complain

“Interesting, interesting, but um, yeah, so they're fighting their war”

Through this as well. It's also ironic we have a lot of Iranian friends here in Los Angeles. Yeah, that's even crazier Yeah, I went up to a murkay last night. Yeah, he had tears in his eyes. Well, it's shit Yeah, and I walk because his dad's in Iran. That's right. Yeah, right and I I hugged him and I whispered his area And I sincerely went I'm so fucking sorry dude. Yeah sucks. It fucking sucks, but um, and he does it He can't even sometimes get in contact with them

I imagine that. No, I mean it's insane. Yeah, and he's like I get he gets worried

I mean and he told me the city that um, his dad is in and I never heard of it

I can't advocate it. I don't know what it is, but um, it's not Tehran. It's like you know in the morrow But he's still like scared because the you know, I mean the Tehrban he's in Tehrban. Tehrban. The guy you're so good. Tehrban. Yeah Not Tehran. Just what I'm doing right now. It's what I'm doing right now. Yeah. I'm looking right at you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah Tehrban was a joke. Hey, what? Well Tehran, Tehrban Tehrban. It was a bad. Yeah, you're play on words sometimes. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, they go be on my head

When they go over your head, it's a bomber because it misses And it doesn't miss it with the audience. No, they hate it

“I think so yeah, we'll clip those. Yeah, we'll clip those. No, it is it is very sad and also, you know”

The end is near so there is a feeling of energy. I mean the other day we talked about the end

More about the end on the couch backstage and we talked about he said aren't you scared? Yeah, and I said I don't know what do you want me to do? There's nothing I can do. Yeah, he has a really weird way of like you know like if it ends it ends Because what I'm it's the same way if you're on an airplane. I can't control this. It's not I if the plane crashed Yeah, okay, but what are your thoughts right before it hits the plane? Are you screaming or not? Are you a good? I'll be screaming no chance You're not screaming oh you have night terrors you will see

When it really is happening you're not going to be screaming. You're not going to do that All right, he falls asleep on a plane and he has a night terror as it's I imagine I imagine what you would do

Okay, I wouldn't be screaming to plane my dad. I

About you Carlos. I screamed on the way to London. Oh, that's very nervous on planes. I feel fuck like really loudly. It was bad When we took a flight as a family recently You did get a little panic to the winds. I get nervous on planes, yeah, but you got to know that it's fine. Oh Yeah, I it just my body doesn't realize that but if he did crash We're on TMC. It's great

Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino die with other friends a bull Oh, yeah, yeah, you damn not even mentioned names of that. No, there's no way but like there could be like a picture and slide four Yeah, but you don't get a sign at the comedy store That's so funny. That's all the I want it god laughs. I already told them you know that right? Yeah, what it's got to be up for two weeks when you die Sometimes because when when a comic dies they put up for two days two days sometimes it's a day a day

I get two weeks and they made an agreement Peter did sure it's weird to replace it It's just like you take it down, and it's chocolate sundays. Yeah, right up to Bobby Lee, chocolate sundays. Yeah, yeah The old dude that'd be fucking that'll break my heart and heaven. It's a funny film. It'll put it on our patreon when we die They'll take our name down to replace it with uh whatever whatever what's goopshow terrible horribly funny horribly funny coming up this week in the store as they take down to RIP Bobby Lee

“Dude that would break by fucking on well that's what you know classically in Los Angeles the running joke was that they always did a laugh factory”

There's I know we said make god laugh Yeah, then the name yeah, the store would just put RIP to the person yeah, yeah, but make god laugh It's just it's almost condescending. Yeah, but you know what they would say a laugh somebody told me this joke If you die they would put literally make god a wrath Make on these Johnny Sanjas told me that so funny. They're gonna put god make on wrath make god wrath. Yeah. I'll tell you in that scenario

The plan goes down right that if I had a kid I wouldn't scream Because I would hold their hand and I would have to have a Stoicism, but you don't have a child, so what would you scream? Yeah, yeah, I was scream. Yeah, you got a scream. Oh, I would add a mock in there What is it I'd worsen it? Yeah, yeah. Oh, you said people giving the ik on airplane Oh, there's like you don't want a scream when the plane goes down so you don't give a hot girl the ik right right is your dying

Is it somebody you're seeing no, he's just saying in general. Yeah if I was with a girl I was seeing seriously

Depending on what they do I would do the same I think one forehead kiss. Let's take a bite. I would do an eskamo nose rub And it'll light what In a what sorry my bad That's in where my lesson in it with kiss in it. Good. Yeah, yeah, but um

“Yeah, I sometimes you know here's the thing sometimes when there's really bad turbulence”

I don't get scared because you're at the front of the plane. It's not as bad We're in the back where it's really bad In the back you actually are more likely to survive. Yeah, you know that's for the front front usually gets killed first Yeah, back survived. You're 35 f you're gonna you might live you're two your two b Your head is who the through the front window of the plane you're yeah, I

During heavy turbulence. I was asked for a drink. You do. What's like really really bad I was like can I get a coffee and they're just think of you don't see a building What just a little coffee once and they're like it's just in the same That's insane. No, I don't know. Yeah, you know

I always think of scenarios of what I would do to survive

Run to the back. No, I wouldn't run to the back what I would do is I think I would do this midair You stand up into the man. John and while it's crashing Give everyone a laugh as the plane does not do a silence of the lamps. Yeah, yeah, I would maybe get one laugh Right, just get completely naked or something But um, you know, I would if it's over the ocean, I would get naked

You know why No, I'd be dead So that I don't it's about and they environment So the sharks just eat me whole You think the clothes without turtles and my fucking the shark on all the things I do now

He's wearing gold goose. I can't hate him. Yeah, because usually they're going to you know I'm sure a shark's gonna be on the beach and they're gonna find my golden shark comes up He's like is that a made one shirt? I don't want to ruin that Shark's like a 300 dollar shirt

“Through that yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't respect the shark has I think I would get naked so that they can eat orca”

You're in right they can just eat me quickly. I love how you think clothes are gonna deter these animals from eating you You're in their house. They're gonna eat. It's not that I don't want to get diarrhea or get a stomach Oh, you're concerned with their diet. Yes, that's smart. Just eat me whole eat me whole one big golf one big golf, right? Because they have to tear the shirt probably with they don't they just eat your bud. They'll just take that with it It's like you know if I had like a you know sometimes you eat a piece of candy and you get some of the wrapper in there

No, I don't know I don't Well, fuck can I tell you what happened to me yesterday? Please, so yeah, so okay, so honey you went to call others house Right, so I had no one in the house all alone. I don't want to cook

Okay, and Trump's eat healthy two does right. I've never boiled a heart at egg before

I've never boiled a heart egg. Yeah, yeah, I'm serious. I've never hard boiled an egg in my life. You never hard boiled an egg Not interested in it. I like them. I like them. I like them if I can go get them in their made I don't want to make it at home. Exactly. I tried it's so hard

“That's what it's called something more or something more horrifying happened when I did that”

So I went to chat GBT and I'll never go back to chat GBT again to like teach me how to cook something because they're wrong It's wrong. It's wrong. Okay, and number two I'm pulling them and I see one of the eggs and sticking out of the egg is a fucking feather The balloon you throw a balloon in there and I'm like what the fuck? I have a photo of it. Yeah, yeah You're not gonna send it to Carlos so we can look at it together. I'll send it to Carlos right now

If store-bought eggs it occasionally have feathers on them. It's less common in the United States due to industrialized washing processes these feathers are Incidental remnants from the natural nesting and laying process sometimes surprisingly are generally safe if you could eat it You have a crack and egg and then the shell gets in there and in your tired. You're like, I'll just eat it. I'll eat the shell. It doesn't it does not matter It doesn't matter. It's cooked what's gonna happen. It's just a little shell you poop it out. You'll grind it up

So this is the picture of the egg. It's hard boiled at your house. Yes, go to the first picture. Oh my god. Yeah, and that that was sticking out of the egg See the one little white here right there. There was an opening Right and there was a feather coming. Oh, I just got the shivers. Oh, I know. I don't know why I'm getting I still ate it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like I'm still good. Why open it and there's I like it's not blue

There's that like you know, I mean because if that happened, I would probably sue so now to this make you never want a hard boil again

I can never cook it again No more hard. Also when I opened it it was all gooey You know It was all good because I didn't know how because check it be the fuck me up. I'm just buying pre-hard boiled to be fair Okay, go ahead. I'm just putting an egg on water. Yeah, and boiling the water for 10 minutes. That's it

That's that's as complicated. I know you okay. You say it. It gets easy. Yeah

If I made if I may argue go off. Okay, yeah, Chad GPD said put it in cold water. Yes, right?

All three eggs. Yeah, right similar to a boil. Yeah, then count eight minutes. Okay, I did the same Exactly the way they said to do it. You do 10 minutes instead of eight and that's it Right, but the Chad GPD said anyone from seven to ten minutes So for me it's like oh, I'll do pull out eight and a half nine minutes. That makes sense. Yeah, I mean yeah Because I want I don't want super hard old boiled right. Yeah, I mean on hard boiled

Yeah, I mean I don't know what happens if you overcook it. I don't think anything. Oh, okay. It's maybe I don't know Nothing happens no the fart smell rumenates for longer. Okay, because it will it does make your whole house smell All right, so I can buy hard boiled eggs at the store Yeah, they're back. We get that we get these at the house. Yeah, but I don't know if they're processed because I get free range

“Vital farms, baby. Okay good ethical eggs happy hands. All right, that's what I'm gonna do from now on ethical eggs happy”

Yeah, you don't need to do it anymore. Yeah, we had Chinese food the other night by the way if something Chinese food some of the greatest food in the world

When it goes in the fridge it does something to the fridge I don't know what it does to the fridge, but it makes all the other foods my like Chinese food It's in put I don't know how they've done that something in the chemical makeup of Chinese food Doesn't do that with ramen not indian not Thai Chinese food goes in the fridge everything in your fridge is Chinese food now Could ask you a question. I had a piece of celery it was Chinese food

I wanted to celebrate celery with peanut butter. I was eating Chinese food yeah, it was bamboo Yeah, can I ask you what brand of refrigerator you have I think it's a sub zero Is that right? I actually don't know the brand of the fridge. I'm sub zero. Yeah, yeah, I have a scorpion fridge as well When you open it it goes get over here

“Yeah, that's what I have yeah finish him. Yeah, but says that about your meals finish your meals”

All you can eat yeah, I don't know. I think that's my fridge. What what do you have a nice fancy fridge There's those self circulating thing or in there or no self circulating. Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? I just a way that don't laugh at Macon. I'm not a scientist. Why are you laughing at a Macon? Yeah, it's like the way self circulating sounds you have a mini fridge. You don't even have a full fridge You have a little mini fridge. What do you put it there? His mini meals. Oh, you have mini meals in there

Peanut butter for sure. How does jelly for sure? How does Brad Williams not have his own brand of mini fridge? I know you should do that a self circulating ground fridge is a sustainable non-electric cooling system that utilizes underground temperature to store food Similar to traditional root cellar. Oh, do you have one of those? Wow, that's very nice No electricity needed for your fridge. No, I have what you have

It doesn't circulate. Oh, it does not. There you go. Oh, that's I think because I'm Asian I'm just used to everything casing like Chinese

“Everything always tastes like the old milk tastes like Chinese. Yeah, do you still put a box of baking soda in the freezer?”

Why would you do that? Do you not know about this? No, tell me everything. So like he's nodding. That's a Midwest thing White batteries in the fridge batteries you put in the fridge. Yeah, I buy them at the store Keep some longer. They can last a while. Oh, I'm at the store Right, do you know what I do? Placing an open box of baking soda in the freezer is an effective natural way to neutralize orders preventing food from absorbing strange smells. It is funny for some reason you just open the box and it just make your freezer not smell

It's old. This is old white people stuff. It's like putting your good. I loved because you don't what you never learn this

Not only that like I want to learn the ways the ways of the white the ways of the white Yeah, yeah, and this is the first information you gave me for the way of the white. I'll give you a couple more Yeah, so baking soda in the freezer give me more way or the white put your jeans in the freezer for one full day and you can get rid of like if you say you go to Vegas You get yeah, but what what if I'm just gonna say if you get smoke on your jeans So you're at smoke and like you say you go to a place at it. It's just like stinks him up

But they're not dirty. You didn't sweat them, but you don't want to wash them because that fuck's up denim Yeah, you fold them and put them in a freezer for like a day a day and a half Smell's gone. Okay. You never put jeans in the freezer. That's white. That's white people. Yeah I wish I would I interrupt to go ahead of joke. Oh, go. I can't anymore, please. What, please? How do I take the jeans out of my body?

You can't go on the freezer. You're not allowed. What's other white white? I might have worked when You think or no, no, okay? What's some other white way of the white? Yeah, I way of the white Let's talk about way of the white. Now is your butter on the fridge or is your butter on the counter? What is your butter on the counter or in the fridge? My butt is inside my my on my body another one another another bag of jeans another jeans. Oh, pretty good Special too on the way. Hi sweetheart. Peat homes everybody. Peat homes. How are you doing?

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So on before you got here. Yeah, I want to learn the way of the white You want to learn the way of the white. Yes, I was coaching them on way of the white So what happened? I brought up baking soda in the freezer, which is a way that's a white thing. It's a way of the white in the fridge You mean you can do both. Okay. Very white. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can make half white. I'm only half white. Okay. That's very. Very white. Yeah

We're gonna be guys. You do polish your baseball glove? What polish is such an insane. No, we mean the we oil it Yeah, oil oil in put a band of band around it. Although the Asians are huge in baseball the Japanese. Okay. Yeah I know you're gonna read it. Yeah, what Koreans love baseball. Nimi one famous Korean baseball player Johnny champ Johnny So good you can do anything Please for the Astros anything that's a gamble. Yeah. Yeah. What is a way of the white? I want to answer that question

Well, I'm trying to think because it's stuff like this like like in penny loafers We actually would put pennies in the penny loafers. That's a way of white was with subtle pretty good name drop Judy Greer Let me grab this Do you know who Judy Greer is? Oh, what she was in one of my favorite Tarantino movies is that Judy Greer is she in a Tarantino movie? I don't think so. That's Pam Greer. Oh, that's Pam. Oh, quiet and they are sisters went pull up to photos

You know Judy Greer from arrested development. Oh, I know Judy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's very very funny and wonderful and one of my dear friends She she outwited me. I think with the loafers because if she sees a penny on the on the street

We all know if you see a penny pick it up all the day. You'll have good luck. Yeah, know that. Yep, but then she knew a second verse

Which is like put the penny in your shoe and good old things will happen to you That's awesome and I'm walking around with her and she's like, oh, this penny in my shoe and I'm like, why do you have a penny in the shoe? That's that's double white. Yes, here's how how are the crees with buying gross out cookies if I see gross out cookies for sale

“I'm like this is way or the way I have to buy you must well, we don't do it because of the chemicals”

It's the worst made in terms of how unhealthyness the gross gross got cooking. No. Oh, yeah, really? Okay, it's the most unhealthy as cookie. You can buy it. Tell me why I'm sorry. Backstreet. Well, good time. Why tell me why real quick B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-s science. Okay science. Yeah. Yeah. Look up gross cookies if they're unhealthy because I like eating them a lot And I do like supporting little tiny a white girls with your parents have Samoa Samoa and I'll only expose with Samoa

I have to go to the Pacific Island all I need is an inflatable chair and an unreliable mic sound and I'll have a good time on a Sunday What does it say? Who reports claimed in 2005 safety allegations claimed trace amounts of heavy metals like mercury and caramel Delights nobody eats those and pesticides Like a glyphosia get to the Samoains Many flavors are high in saturated fats containing more than 20% of the due of this is nothing. That's nothing. That's nothing. I need like a lot It's not sugar. It's lie the guardian up top maintains up top maintains up top maintain the cookies are safe to eat

I'm not a racer wouldn't spell particularly just I like that you couldn't spell part of the Google into the Google bar. I've done that. You ever you're in a tramp so yeah, you're yelp yelp So I was wrong about that. I will get them from now on What about okay, okay, I just went on a talk show and they had these bars called David bars. Yeah, it was like you know David bars Yeah, it's not a white thing. It's not a white thing. Well, don't worry

I'm gonna wind it up. Okay. I will reliably wipe this up. Okay. I pay my taxes quarterly

That's pretty white same never done that

That's very good. This is so too economic tent you can you can see quarter-do so see I'm not the righty is way or the white or no, no, we'll we'll remind you I'll re-reliess at least you tell your business manager Do you get really overwhelmed every time this time of year with a huge payment Bobby has no idea how much money is in his bank account at any given time I would definitely be fleasing Bobby wouldn't you? 100% I pulled a little off the top. This business manager is just a little off the top

I call this man. I call this man. Oh, don't get nervous. I'm joking I don't think they would because they'll go to jail if they're doing it. They're not really doing He's about 86 years old. He lives in Marina Del Rey. He runs the business out of his apartment I've called him. It's in the business manager. Yeah, okay. Yeah. I've called him and I go

“Hey, man, I think we need to fund the bad friends account. We're about to go back out and we're gonna pay for some stuff”

Take some about a month and I have to get back to us. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, I love that for no one He's like I got to go chisel the gold out of this two. I'm keeping it in It's dude honestly you're getting stolen from 100% I don't know don't worry about that I want to keep Bobby light. I want to keep saying it slammy light. I want to keep Bobby light look at this face. I don't know I'm teasing. He's not stealing from you. He's a reliable one a person. We're making a joke

It's a comedy show. It's a comedy show. It's a comedy show and what it is David wars So if you look at a David boy, it says it has 30 grams of protein or something and it has 150 calories Guess what that is Impossible yeah, that's like chemically impossible and I googled it all right because I had to know I was like our David bars lying and it's like yes, I have like 300 get

I don't know this by the way. Don't fucking come after me. You chiseled CEO. You gorgeous man with fucking muscle tone For your impossible to even do that. I mean protein itself is pretty high in calories That's one of the problem. Oh, I just wanted to actually the benefits of it if you think that's right

“But also I should be asking you you secret muscle. Can we go back to the way or the way or the way or the way?”

I would have at first of all you brought up that. Why is that white? Well, that's not I would argue

This is a hunt. I do not see I eat them. Yeah

Because you associate with whites and you're dating a white you're I'm about to gallon a milk on the table on the dinner table never done that

That's the way of the white. Oh go in the white. I also can I observe there's an observation I've had ever since again. You guys make up your own language tell me we don't understand tell me what you mean Well, I thought particularly spelling it correctly You didn't misspell it join join me in the hot-up. Yeah, yeah, may god raft anyway

“That's gonna be my when I got at the laughing factory. That's what's the new half is that prearranged?”

Yeah, it's prearranged. Oh Big god round. Yeah, what's our language that we try to hide stuff from you in? Well, I first noticed it in the 70s as a kid

Okay, I saw the movie Greece

I've we talked about this already right, but I'm going to say it again because Pete's new to the I'm new to the right I'm new to the and I realized that you guys have your own language from a song We come together like shama shama shama dingle ding me, don't that's your own white language. That's really Yeah, here's how it's a riff here, but I don't want to risk my drift for it do it. Yeah, I got no I want to hear him say shama lama lama ding dong again. Yeah Yeah, go ahead. Do that racist? No, right and nobody's saying or like we didn't

Sounds like you guys Even say we can't even say it what's now. Okay. We'll come up to Good Shama shama You mean physically we can't even say so that's your language can't we can't even physically

We stole that from from like jazz and soul that we're making upwards. That's right Okay, we'll give me a soul singer that was saying But oh Here's white cinnamon toast crunch. What do you what do you that's interesting? Yeah. Yeah You know I've been not sure is a little bit wider

“Cheerio agents. Yeah Cheerios. I think regular life is white”

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah cinnamon but regular life just regular life is white. Yeah Crazy to say well, and I knew you meant the serial though. No, no, I remember the whole philosophy of life Remember that great sign fell bit because the goal the call your serial life How about a bowl of almighty God? How about that? You don't like it you can go to hell. Yeah. Oh, that's a great fit. Is it it is a good not sure?

Yeah, I hate it. Yeah, it's one of those bits that you go But then you do like it. Well, how about this? I'm a weedies guy weedies guitars. That's ours for sure. Is that you for sure Cinnamon live what are I do? I think weedies is the ultimate immigrant like like you come to America And you're like I'm gonna fucking be on the weedies box I mean that when I say immigrant, I mean that in the most positive like show. Hey, Otani. He's probably on the weedies box

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, he was the best Jason born Yeah, you know me yeah, I hope so who show. Hey. He's not on there Golden grams the I golden grams is white. Right. Oh golden grams. Oh, is that white or anything?

“As an Eastern flavor like you must get past the golden gram. Yeah, like a gate look like a what look up Golden”

Box. It's and if you said not what was it because they had it. They used to have a brown bear as their mascot

Yeah, why they never saw them no, no, no, that's golden that's a golden

Can't get enough super golden crisp super golden crisp golden crisp all right, so I would did it I get through all of the way of the whites. No, there's so many more things. I mean, yeah, oh micro waving your coffee That's a way the white. That's a mom. We've never done that mom white like changing how about this putting gas in your car before it gets to empty That is remarkably that took my breath away. That is what guy. Okay. I don't even I don't know I don't even understand what you said so say it slowly to mess in your car before it gets to eat

Yeah, yeah, you wait. It's got to be blinking a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah light no the way of the white I've never seen the gas light on in my car Oh wow can I say this yeah, I fill up gas in the same way they wash my car or get a haircut It's based on mood. It's mood. I'm in a great mood fill it up. I'm full of it fill it up You know why car says one mile left. Wow. That's when I fill it up. What kind of car is it? It's a Hyundai make the joke. I won't It's a great made. Did you make the car?

Clip it. Is this live? Yeah, do you clip we had it? Yeah, yeah, we clip world the top podcast in the world No, I know I know I know why why do you think I would be here the way my This why you think I would be here for money. I'm gonna wait. Yeah. I watch silly silly fun boy right now

Come back to top of the hour

It's 10 o nine in the PM did you know that's I get you it's against the law Like because radio used to be used for like it still is used for like army and that sort of stuff

“You have to say who you are. That's an old law like if you do like”

Serial or whatever. Dress you'll read not serious. They have to go like wkbbl Top of the hour 45 nine because people would be like in the old days that'd be like, oh, I know I'd gotta find us out Really come on and use it as well. You're cramming up the the frequency and that'd be like it's all these What else three point three w's real eggs? They have what year is this? That's what I'm saying That was where were two I imagine right where to just so you couldn't hear someone

Who would go on a poor hobo? Say you guys have a match. How come you do you have a bad freak when you have a magic? Yeah, you mean we did. Yeah, I need to come about. Yeah, I can crack the code. Yeah, nice try You can get that frequency. We had a lanky gay crack. What are you talking about? What do you want? What do you have a poor hobo? I didn't hear that one. Yeah, you should have heard that. You wait. There's one. Come back then

What that's another way or the way? What's your key? What is your code? What's your common go-to code if you're doing a radio impersonation WKBBL is if we all have one yet is that fun WKQX? I just love WKQX because I know I literally don't have this is a way. The way this is another way I'm being ready. I'm LPD is that a good one. I wanted more for a lanky gay crack to your code like that none of us saw the imitation I loved it. Yeah, so fun so far. But what bragging rights? I got one fucking big ass army generals are like we got a lanky gay on your code

Like how fun is that how fun is that that the general had to shake hands with somebody probably had an issue with yeah in those days Right news like good job gotta hand it to me. Yeah, yeah, the steak. Yeah, I love it. I'll deal with it. Mac and cheese with butter That's a white thing. That's you add a little extra butter

“Anything on the mac and cheese box. It says if you want to watch it's a little bit better”

butter. That's the way. I used to rotcha. No, that we've we've co-opted that. That's are you that that's your direction Mayo Yeah, that's what we call it and you know why this you blend the white with the age the right you may you guys took Bill Cosby. We love Cosby We stand by what if I had it I opened my gym. It says I stand by You want to cut that out? I don't stand with you. You don't need to cut that out. It's a bit. Okay. I don't stand with Bill. I think that's I also

Definitely never not too hot on but there are some blacks you take there's some blacks. Yeah

Yeah, you own it that's ours like when you used it not with you like the racial draft you own her not not Oh, no, but like it This is a claim t-turner claim t-turner you got you claimed or like rolling on the fucking river She's everybody's I know but the thing is is that is she I know what you're trying to say what am I trying to say you're trying to say It's like that Chappelle show the racial draft kind of yeah, but the one you're thinking of is like a low black I'll give you that that's probably a white we'll we'll Smith pre-slap was the ultimate every white person was like that's our guy

Yeah, like we like yeah, that's what you do. My friend you go That's my guy Joe Mandy called him. I meant Joe Mandy and no Garfinkle called him Blom Blanks because he was black. Tom Hanks Blom Blanks would then Blom Blanks Blom Slap somebody. What are you doing Nicole? Oh Jay? Oh Jay was yeah, yeah, I'm not black. I'm Oh Jay. Yeah, that's what he meant. Yeah

“That's what I'm talking about yeah, yeah George Forman. How many grills do I have to sell?”

Yeah, you guys took them just like if you guys took them. Yeah, we loved him. Yeah, is he dead? Yeah, it's he we don't know We don't know and we're gonna look it up and by the way if he's not dead He will be soon because this show has killed how many people have we killed maybe seven or eight? Truly? Yeah, we've we speak really The Pope yeah, but but there are so much to look but there are some celebrities that we take Asians celebrities. No, he's alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and well rest in peace. I should say when this comes out. Wow

He no, it says he died He died Yeah, he died on March 21st. I tried and the time in which I read that and said that he died Gown is that's how good we are. Yeah, we took Bjork Bjork is dead. No, but we claim Bjork. Oh, is age no as an age now, where are you on Mark Paul Gossler?

He's part Japanese. Well, we take him. You can have you can have Bjorks

I love Mark. Yeah, you're just every weird white person, but I do want you to suck his dick. You second in part season two

You mean I would talk with the college ears. Is that that guy from heated rivalry? No, fuck Mark Paul Gossler Mark Paul Gossler is the wonderful the incomparable I hate to calm Zack Morris, but that's safe. What you might say by the bell. Let me see it say by the bill. There he is and he's a half Asian. No, he's got I that looks a court Let's look yeah, that's a court to me, too. That's a court to low. Yeah, it's a court to know We did a sketch on my show where he played Ryuk Ryu and he because we were like, oh, okay

He's somewhat Japanese, so that's okay, but then he came on and the joke was

We're like when you do the kick thing. It's like what are you saying? I don't like a sparagus. I don't like a fatagun, right?

Yeah, but he learned the Japanese so well that it ruined the bit and we had to come up with another His mother was taking ready to go Indonesian woman. It says. Oh, he's not Japanese. He's tripe He's tri-mark ball. I blame him. Why don't you call me? I didn't know you at the time

“Very enough. Although do you think it'd be a good Ryu?”

Yeah I think it would be Have you seen a picture of Pull it up. Get up Ryu. This is like me claiming. I'm ready to be zen geef I don't think so. We got a good block right here

I am a block is just a red head. Oh, I real front. Oh, you're right real from tri-fighter. You'd be a good You could be I got it. Yeah, I don't know. Okay. Yeah, I just yeah Yes, I would be you think so. Yeah, yeah. Wait. You're looking at the same thing. I'm looking at yeah I am looking at because I'll tell you this. Why you're more of a dull seam You don't seem like a dull seam to me. I think I'm more like a I'm chindly

Not chandley chandley. I'm chandley. I don't think you got the shoulder up and off. You don't have the thighs for chandley, bro

Chunley is built. She's got she's got tree trunks brother. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was one of my fur. That's one of the first representations of thick

THIC Oh, yeah, she loved it so fucking hot. Oh, that girl maker. Oh, I'm not maker, but have her invite her to do the Spending Bird Gick and ask her couple of glasses. You got yourself a jerk. Oh, man You got yourself a heated rivalry, man. Hey, hey, stop looking at that. Stop looking at the porn Asparagus of this. That is porn. Oh, we're off. We're off. I'm just kidding. Between her and Jessica Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit for me was Jessica Rabbit changed the generation

Yeah, my brother was in a picture with Jessica Rabbit. We went to Disney. I guess that's Disney Great and I picked the one where I'm in the car and and Roger Rabbit is flying out He picked the one where he's in the trench coat and Jessica Rabbit. They imposed her over the photo It's a picture with Jessica Rabbit, but there's supposed to be standing still close that her boobs are pushing up against you But he was so shy bless him that he stood at a distance

In the picture it just looked like a little for a levitating for no reason He was too shy to mash him. I like there was watch it. He sexualized it for nine-year-old boys

“That's what she was. I mean, and April O'Neill. April O'Neill was the April O'Neill bro, clippest clippest clippet clippet”

Jessica Rabbit real fast against. We can see a photo of her. I mean, she was stunning. Let's see if we can get this What do you think boy, I know and incredible that actor. What was his name? That's against her Bob House and then cool world was like, oh, you like that? How about this with Brad Pitt and where I like past? Pass we didn't like it. Pass it just didn't like. Who world is to who frame Roger Rabbit as dark city is to the matrix? Whoa, I mean what I love dark city though. What I just moved so is a cool world. Yeah. I don't know

Yeah, dark city was fun, but it wasn't like my cartoon crushes will come out from the Flintstones. Nice. Yeah. I was really a bad idea. I'm big real

Will m's okay. This is why you and I have a good room. I like that. That looks like a fish. Yeah. No, I always liked our go-she's sexy

No, she is. I think they designed it and also Fred looks Asian Fred in that one, I think in general. I always I always look at Fred Phil Flintstone. Oh, that's an age Fred Freenstone Fred Bonnie There is a location. Yeah, but I do yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no controversy No controversy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's called the RuPaul. It's the RuPaul

That crimp it that crimp it crimp it crimp it crimp it crimp it crimp it crimp it crimp. Yeah, no trouble. Yeah, no trouble. Don't you think I don't remember what he said in the video. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to dig into the second

“You know also it was like the best thing in his career was not going to us and oh he he got the fly is free as he wanted to fly and then he got to make his own television show and then”

He became the most famous comic of the world. So ironically it was a good thing. Yeah, it wasn't it's not just ironically It's it's it's I mean there's something kind of lovely about it. It's beautiful. He made his own it's a life lesson actually. It's a life lesson Yeah, have fun nothing's that serious silly fun boy right now on YouTube. Yeah, you go everything is fake and comedy is supposed to be fucking stupid Shane did my new faces that I was hosting yeah, and I went up to him. I feel like an idiot because I went up to him

And I didn't say like you got it kid, but it's funny when you're encouraging someone who's on the precipice of like Exploitation I'm like oh, I'm being such a good older comedian. I'm like you've got something new and like you really murdered Yeah, he murdered so funny and his set was really I think this side of the line not like over the line But it was like edgy and it's like this show. You know new face. You're supposed to like everybody's telling the line

Yeah, so he did a set and then he was like all right

I'm uh, probably shouldn't do this one, but I'm gonna do it killed it murdered it was like the sound of a standing ovation It's a bunch of idiots, so like you know, I'm not idiots, but you know it's agents and people that aren't yet Yeah, you said it Feet double down and But they it murdered and I just him and John Marco Ceracey both closed two of the nights that I was there

Wow, that was just like what in Laura Peak there were a lot of great people wow You know these people. Oh, yeah, what you do you're at the store you're at the store And I'd like to see you coming around the store a lot. That's my favorite. I didn't spin around. I was there

I went like I kill in the the main room and then I go and do and in the original room

You know what I do when I'm about me what my mind got film it film it flip it to what's wrong with you I don't know I wanted to burn yeah, I don't I don't I love you You know, I love you, but I've said this about you before when you're thinking you look like you're getting ready to

“Pounce yeah, here's the thing I get defensive and I'm like I better make fun of him”

He isn't attack mode. Oh, that's not true. That's right. So I've had this Okay, yeah, what if you're not I'm not in attack mode. Look at your hand look your claws your claws are out You're you're this close to a hidden dragon. I'm giving myself the note Bobby. I love you You know adjust my attitude this week, right. I've had some beefs with three people and In my mind. I'm like am I the remember when I ask as I out loud you said am I the problem?

Yeah, am I the problem with all your beefs. Yeah, and and I really wasn't about and theme And that even that little retort when you and I had right. Yeah, do you have beef with me? No, I have zero beef with you Yeah, so do you think it's because I'm about to pounds. No, I think it's do you want the true answer? I wanted to win I come in I go Bobby and I mean this in the best way is like a wild man Like if I had five if the doors of the elevator closing, I'm gonna go see Bobby lead a night

They get off the elevator. Who's that? Oh, he's kind of like a wild man

“That's what I would say. Wow. So wild man means you don't know in the best way because entertainment is surprised”

You're always surprising. So I do think I go like I want to I want to see where I'm at with Bobby

I'm gonna send these sonar pings as he is he kind of is he grumpy as he happy as he's silly as he funny What's he gonna do? So I send out these little tests and then I go. Oh, I got sweet Bobby Yeah, this is the child of you know, yeah abuse and trauma. Yeah, that's what trauma does I mean Dan leavey last night look right at me because I think you have a mental illness Why Dan leavey

Dan leavey, you know, Dan the very funny Dan leavey. Don't you don't know Dan leavey? No, I'm saying which one though There's two Dan leavey's well, there's Eugene's son. Yeah, that's Eugene Levy. Are you that guy? No, Dan. Oh, the cop and leavey are friendly He tours with Malayney. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He looked right at me because I think you have a mental mental What what was the context? Well, I probably was pissing in his mouth You dirty

I think you're mentally ill no last night the whole night I was wearing these types of glasses at the communist store and I did the Italian thing All night long. Yeah If that I wouldn't stop in the green room, you know, that's mentally You know, we're good said David Spade if that's mentally ill. I'm right next to you. Okay. I heard the Chris Fleming I listened to him on Barbidley is working it out podcast and somebody heckled Chris Fleming where they went

Let's go weird out and today my wife was on the phone with her brother and I just kept going. Let's go weird out And then I texted him. Let's go weird out. Let me know no no no. Just my brother And then I shot a video of my daughter going. Let's go weird out and texted it to my brother. Yeah Just this is the byproduct of creativity Sometimes I'm completely on your side. Okay, shame on you Dan Laby. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, leavey leavey. Yeah, shame on you Dan Laby. No, no

No, he was kidding. He said okay. He was laughing. Well, so was that shame on you Yeah, I think it was on me, but I got my hands and he's like, I promise I'll show him who are the people you have

“Beef with well, here's the thing Robby Hoffman 100% big beef”

Yeah, but then later that nice you text got you got net and she loves you, but there's a there's a tension. Yeah, but I didn't do anything It's a you sometimes you don't have to okay, Eric Andre that one's real Yeah, but we're good now because he just said let's go on tour together. That's right. Again same thing all right Okay, so close to kissing. Yes love and fighting fighting fighting love and hate. Yeah, but I think we're so caught cast or I'm Why did you have people there? I have no idea. He thinks this happened, which is didn't happen. He called me about this

It did happen. He ripped your shirt and you got mad about that. He ripped. No, no. He has beef from 25 years ago. Oh, the original Yeah, yeah, aged beef. Yeah, it's age beef. Wow. Yeah, nice layer of mold. Yeah Put that off and you get underneath it. Yeah, you bury it. It's no beef. It's no beef. It's a pan. Have you had it's no beef? No from Japan

Who knew M&M stirred for move and move. Okay, I said stood wrong. You want to clip that one or no?

Put that one on the trash But Eric Andre's accusation is is that we both auditioned for Matt TV. That's why I got it. He didn't get it And he thought that I changed my relationship with him that was kind of standoff function weird I don't remember being like that. How old is he nine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think it's perception

“That was like 30 years ago. I think a lot of times we have certain perception. Yeah, right?”

You'll see somebody have a bad day. I think that you take a personally or something. You know what I mean? We don't see the world. How it is. We see the world how we are. And now we're on my podcast. Yeah And I just turned this into you made it bad. Yeah, but that is it. Is this a good wink? It's a very good wink. I don't like it

I don't like it. I don't like. You're not a wink guy. I think guys are wink. He's a wink guy. Wait. I wink. Do the glasses and show them the wink. Take the last off. Look at this wink

Love that wink. Yeah What what was that that's a wink? Are you showing me where the moon shine is? You look like Tucker Carlson right now. All whites look like Tucker Carlson The way of the white except the broncus. Yeah, the broncus gonna wave if you hit jab and something happens. Okay You're a broncus. Okay, you're if you don't and you're white you're a Tucker. What going on?

Okay, I'm gonna give you white hand because we just before you came in the cone had white hand gestures white gestures. What they're allowed to do. Okay, okay So I'm just gonna do them and you you see if that it they're allowed to do. Okay Yeah, that's that's our bread and butter. Okay, that's our bread and butter. All right Still in the zone. Yeah, it might be a youth pastor, but yes, yeah

“We invented this. I know you did right we did like hang this. Yeah, yeah, for sure. No, what about this?”

You're a truth That is so funny What about this? That's a no. It's a no and he did that to a girl He asked for a girl's number she said I'm a lesbian and he went like this to her That is the funniest. It's insane. That's like watch it live last night. Yeah. He saw it live last night

And I go you're not you guys are allowed to have black what was she black? No, no no. He's getting clearer Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're a gold medal and you're on the podium in the 70s were you protesting something? I do think movies like fantastic Mr. Fox, which I love which has the wolf going like I have a frame picture of the wolf going like that But this is yeah, but it's a wolf. Yeah, it's a wolf Wolves can do it. No, you can't do that you can't do that other other things that whites can do that

I'm whites can't do let me and gesture wise you know what I I enjoy as a white being folded into someone else's culture is the soul shake if if I go here Nobody's going what are you doing? Yeah, what's a soul shake tapping someone up? It's just like a Daping someone up when you when you go like this You know what a soul shake is. I don't know if we should call it soul shake. Yeah, we should not. Yeah, you say that's like the abonics of Right, which we learned which we learned is it look up his soul shake a bad term

It sounds like it. I think just tapping someone up is what they say now soul shake is inherently back here It's not really bad or offensive

Yeah, I've always thought that that's like when you know that clip of Obama

He's shaking hands. He's shaking hands. He's shaking hands and he gets to the black eye and they and they do that Yeah, one of my favorite clips. I love that. I see that nature nature. So years ago I was just you wanted it's like oh, this guy gets it. Well, I like anything that implies kinship

“Right, and if somebody's that's why I'm saying I know that I'm being folded in to someone else's culture”

But I I enjoy that in anyway I'm not trying to be funny if I came to your house and had a traditional Korean meal I would really love that I would be I would be honored and I should have said honor. Yeah Yeah, we also have me at lovin chicken papai as well. I understand Those guys love scovers. I know but that's me folding you in the box or let me ask you CPP is a white thing

Chicken papai is our meal. You don't see P. P. P. Uh, you know me But anyway, Pete it's really good Pete looking that camera with we have to end on a laugh Yeah, we have to end on a laugh. Okay. Let's try something funny. You would do an improv game. How do we end it? I'm just look we just did a whole section that we were like we have to lift that out. Yeah, now we're back Now we're back and Andrew Santino has to go to a game and Bobby's pretending that he has to leave despite his producers

Hi Yeah, yeah, yeah want and on something if not funny. I'll settle for heartwarming friendship. Yeah, I'll settle for funny or silly Yeah, do you want to play? I mean some movies end not funny. That's true. What movie is that? It was like not funny at all how about we can play a game we can play a game that I've I played with co bear I've played with my wife. It's called small smile. Do you want to play small smile? Yes. Yeah, what is how do you play it? Super easy. You look down

We're gonna go one at a time and then you do the smallest Smile you can do it has to be you're gonna be so good at it

It has to be perceivable as a smile. I'm gonna go first just to give you a sense. I already know it right out of the camera

Yeah, okay. Yeah, my camera ready to my camera. So we all do it the same time. I don't know one at a time

“Okay, so I want to watch and I want to enjoy. Okay, but I'm just gonna do it. So you know the key is come up with neutral and then do it. Okay. Here we go. All right ready”

I'm not gonna be able to do it. I'm gonna give you one direction. Yeah, do less than you think

It's almost nothing because that red right? It has to read as a smile, but has to be small

Ranty knew you're gonna close us. Yeah, okay. I'll go be really At the point the point is it's hard to do without laughing I Love

I want to say another one

“Cosmials are in the eyes. Oh, yeah, it's too good. It's too good. What you're doing right now”

It's hard to not do it. It's hard to do it. I'll do it. We can be one more shot. It was very good. No laughs. No laugh. No laughing. All right Do you let I know it say do half as much. Oh, do half as well. Yeah, yeah, because you got a mustache and I'm not joking That highlights. Oh, my. All right, so all right ready. What's so funny ready? Very good very dark. Yeah, I loved you in perfect days go ahead Just in a way so hard to

Here it is slam Tino

“That's so good. That's how you get booked on the game. That's the game. All right, and we ended on a laugh”

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