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- You are these two idiots. - Whoo, I did an Asian doer. - You two are disgusting. - Whoo, I'm coming with the positive light,

like I always do in every social situation.

It's pure light. - Pure light. - Yeah, but-- - Oh, it has something out there. - I have houses with you.

- You got a hash with me? - Yeah, yeah, I got a pretty big hash with you. - I haven't hashed with him. And can I just preemptively say what your hash is what I think it's gonna be?

Because I'd like to do that. - Can I do that to you then? - Yeah, preemptively. - Okay, you preemptively hashed. - You preemptively hashed, and then I'll do it,

and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order. - Yeah. - All right, because I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys.

We in Andre has hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we are-- - That sounds like a guilty person. - Yeah. - We're fully, we're fully connected.

I mean, so go ahead, preemptively hash. This is because you called me. - Okay, that's not-- - No, on Saturday night, and I got, you said, oh, like, time is bad for instance.

And I said, oh, you're back from Utah already,

and you said I never left.

“- Okay, so can we do now we're doing a Paul fiction?”

(laughing) - We're doing a Paul fiction. - We're jumping around. - We're jumping around, so let me-- - But by the way, the story will make sense at the end.

- I think it will make sense. - It will. - That's very good, all right? So this is very Paul from fiction. - Yeah.

- All right, so here's my side of the story. - Okay. - And we're supposed to fly to Utah. - And you're did fly to Utah. (laughing)

- I know, from a different city though. - I left from Seattle, Washington, from my nieces graduation, enjoying time. - Oh, it cares! - Just 'cause you barely made it out of high school.

- Okay, some people, it's important. - Okay, high school? - It's big. - Oh, okay. - She's already in--

- They did the hat thing, they threw-- - Ooh, we're not gonna get jobs. (laughing) - Society's over! - She's smart, she'll get a job.

- All right. - She'll get a job. - I left my nieces graduation. - Oh, God. - In Seattle, and I flew direct.

“Leaving my family, I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.”

- Did you see the-- - So I get a call from Carlos. - Hey, man. Bob's flight's delayed. - I said the late.

- I said okay, delays happen all the time. He doesn't wanna-- - Why? - It's my turn. - He doesn't wanna wait, man.

- I call him this guy. Dude, they said that there's air in the engine. (laughing) An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played

with the mechanics of the failure is fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes, no, they should, they're probably not gonna take off. Man, it's not, and I was like, well, come on. I mean, like, is there another flight?

I don't wanna go to LAX, I said, all right, but there's gotta-- - Oh, no, you would go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive. - So what?

You're not even driving, you're in a car. - Okay. - So on top of that, so I said fine, I understand not gonna LAX, that's fine. - That's fine.

- You would never do that.

- No, I-- - You would never do that for the show I would-- - No, you wouldn't! - They both were-- - They both were--

- There was a Burbank flight anyway. So here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off. The flight after it also took off. You know how I know that?

'Cause one of the guys on the shoot took that flight. (laughing) So you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey man, they said that other flight is gonna take off

because I called. - Okay. - And then he goes, Carlos goes-- - Here to the other side of the street.

- And then Carlos goes, he's already at home. And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man. (laughing) And he even lied on the phone and said,

I'm gonna wait a couple hours, I'll wait, I'll wait. He didn't even wait one hour. So go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead and play a case. - I wake up at 6.30, and don't go boo-hoo.

- Yeah, boo-hoo. - I just said not to boo-hoo it. - Don't tempt me with the boo-hoo. (laughing) - All right, boo-hoo, okay.

- 6.30. I guess what? I'm waking up tomorrow at 4. To go to New York. - boo-hoo.

- Exactly, I'm not complaining about it. It happens. You know what adults do there? - You get a booze to do that. - I choose to do it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You choose to do it. - You choose to do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What?

- You choose to get up this early and to go to New York. What do you go into New York for? - I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you

'cause I can't rely on you anymore. - Okay. - My side of the story. - Yeah, go ahead. - All right, I get up early.

I get to the Urban Airport. - Yeah. - All right, I check in. - The early part is meaningless, by the way.

“You're 55, it's a flight, you have to pay get.”

- Yeah, okay, can I just say something? Back in the Nomad times, okay. - There weren't planes. - Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity.

You've seen Congress ain't erupt all the time. - All right, but yield if them, try to yield your time. - So a group of people would not sleep at the same time.

- Right.

- And we're called the Watchers.

- No. - Yes, I'm telling you. - I'm a watcher. - You don't watch shit. - Yes, but in a clan and in a tribal situation,

out in the wilderness. - What? - Not humans, you're talking about dogs. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night,

- Yeah. - You wouldn't be the one. - genetically made up to be that guy. - That would tell you. - That one's worse.

- We wouldn't be dead. Yes, I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point that we would definitely be dead,

“but that's what I'm genetically engineered to do”

is see up late at night and to watch. I wouldn't watch. We'd all die from the wolves. I get it. - Yeah.

- All right, so what I'm saying is this is a sixth 30 a call time, right? Is genetically and biologically different for me because I'm a nine hour. - You should be up already.

- Yeah, I know, that's when I sleep. (laughing) - Okay, so now I have no sleep. - Okay. - Thanks, thank you.

- Do you get there with no sleep? - I get there with no sleep, right? And I get to the checkpoint, right? - And then I-- - Six people.

Max at Burbank? - Who's 15? (laughing) - All right, so don't do that. - Okay, all right.

- That's enough creature. - Yeah, loser. I go to my gate, they call my number. - Which is number one? - Yeah.

- Yeah, and I get on the plane, right? I strap in. - Yeah. - I put my headphones in. I take my pillow, and I fall, I fall, I fall asleep.

- Sure. I open my eyes, and there's no one on the plane. (laughing) - So now I'm in a fever dream, okay? They had evacuated the flight, and I'm the last one.

And they go, sir, you didn't get that, what's going on, right? - Petrified, right? And I go, what is going on? There's an air bubble.

“- An agent, that's what they said to me.”

- I believe it. - I'm not an engineer, I don't know anything about it. - I don't know either, but I am answer it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't Google it. - Okay.

- But it would happen to you. - It happened to you. - That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bob. - Exactly, yeah.

- So I'm the last guy off the plane, and I see the line, right, for the front desk, and it's everyone in the plane. - What does that matter? - Because they're all trying,

because they all have like, you know, I mean, connections and stuff like that, right? - You don't. - I understand that, so I go up to the lady, right? There's another lead out from the side, and I go.

- Side lady?

- There's always a side lady.

- There's always a side lady. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I said, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems, and I go, how long will it take?

We don't know, probably an hour or two? - Right. - And I go, okay. - Gotta snack. - I sat down.

- You did. - I call Carlos, I call people around me, right? And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady,

“and I go, I go, what are the odds of this taking off?”

She goes, probably not good. That's what she told me. - The woman that works at the front desk? - The side lady. - The side lady.

- The side lady. - Can I say that, you know, I'm not gonna get to the tarmac. Go to the fucking people that are working on the plane again.

- You should. - Hey, Joe, you don't know me. I don't know you even know how I got here. - Oh, no, how's the story you got down there? - Don't worry about it.

- Yeah, yeah. - Just getting this air bubble. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 'Cause it's gonna take this air. - Maybe an hour or two, go get a snack.

- I understand that, but is there a possibility that it might not take off? - Possibility will all die today, go get a snack. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like that possibility. - Well, I mean either, but is your buddy already

in Salt Lake doing the pod without-- - Yeah, he flew off from Washington. - Man, I can't believe he flew off from Washington. - Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest. - All right, so it's lazy fuck.

- All right, so then I go back. - Yeah, Sarah bubble out. - So I'm sitting there and I'm going, okay, so the probability, right? And then in my assumption with that line

is everyone's trying to get onto that 12.30 flight. - You already have a ticket, your ticket's already good. - Okay. - Your ticket's already good for a flight. They were moving from a flight, your ticket's still good.

- Okay, but also-- - Doesn't deactivate your ticket. - Could this possibly happen? - Okay, could this possibly happen? - Well, could it possibly happen?

Was you waited, got a snack in a coffee, took a rest, or whatever? Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the fucking airport with you. That's what even admitted he goes,

I should have just, held his hand, you know, which is not your fault.

Then you can do that. - You have never been on a plane before,

I know how it all works. - You fell asleep and everybody got off. (laughing) So it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without the even giving it a chance.

- I gave it a chance, I asked. - One of the abilities, I'm all about probabilities. - That woman doesn't know. - Yeah, well, obviously, she's just telling you stuff. - What?

- You don't like the money ball? - Yeah, you're a big money ball guy. - I have a money ball guy. - So anyway, you fail early, you go home, 'cause I-- - I don't feel early.

- You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it, say, you want a reason to go home. - I didn't admit that the air bubble was like, "Yes, yes, I went to the airport. "My full intention was to go to Utah."

- But once you got an out, you saw it and you ran right out. - I take every out. - That's right. - Yeah, air bubble out. - Don't give me an out, get me a better plane. - The air bubble is plain.

- Okay. - Okay. - All right.

- Okay, I know. - And you were at home.

- I was asleep. - I know. - Yeah, in my comfy bed. - I know. - King size by the way. - What does that mean, anything? - What does that?

- You get air comfortable. - So you're just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work? That's it, folks. You can do less shit, and you still--

- And you have our tiles for mattresses on a podcast. Sometimes they give you a free king size better. - They sure do. - They sure do. - Alvocado Green Matt. - Yeah, Alvocado Green Matt just is the best mattresses

in the world made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot. (laughing) What I'm saying to you is, is that-- - You fucking bail.

“- I try. - And you should have just said, sorry.”

- I'm not gonna say, sorry. - I refuse this. - I know, I know. I know. - You don't care. - I do care. - You didn't want to do it anyway. - I was at the airport.

I was on the flight, what are you talking about?

- But once you-- - But once you-- - I don't-- - I delayed, oh, you don't wait. - No. - Oh, good. - Yeah, I don't wait. - Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- If I'm gonna see disclosure day Wednesday, okay? - I know the bad reviews, okay? - I haven't heard anything. - Yeah, but if I wait in line, I will not. - This is the way I do it. - Good.

- Yeah, I don't like lines, I don't like waiting around. - I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance it's not gonna take off. They're gonna spend three hours at the airport for nothing. - What's the difference?

But it is for something, because I went out of my way to make sure that I did-- - 'Cause you're playing took off on time. - It doesn't matter. I would have waited.

- I don't think you would have. - I don't think he's nice. Would I have waited at the fucking airport to go-- - Then I asked-- - When I've waited. - Of course.

- Then I-- - Of course, I would have-- - Now you ask me. - I would have waited all fucking day. - Okay, because we made a commitment, and I would have-- - Did I do it? If you're gonna raise your voice, I'm gonna-- I ask Melody about the J-A-S-A.

- Melody had the fucking date wrong. You're assistant didn't even have the right date. - That's how we do it in my company. - I get it. - Yeah, I mean, they don't have J-A-S-S-S-L-C. - No, they don't. - They don't.

- I discovered that through exploring. So I did some exploring as well. - There were another flight-- - Yeah, the same airline. Same airline. - All right, so the next flight was--

So I'd gotten there at 730. The next flight was at 1230. (laughing) Okay, so what you're telling me is, and I assume-- and you know, when you, I'll show you

make your ass out of you and me, we know that term. - Right. - Yeah. - But I mean in the assumption, saying the thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long, they're all trying to get onto that 1230 flight,

'cause of the air bubbles situation here, right? There's no way I'm gonna get on that flight. - First class ticket. - Yeah, here's another thing I was gonna ask you is, is there a possibility 'cause this has happened to me before?

Me having a first class ticket, right? The flight being can't have to get onto the flight, right? And then I don't have first class anymore. - I think they're-- - So when I'm-- My point is is that there's that probability as well.

- What does that matter? - I won't fly. - I didn't fly first class from Seattle. That's your rules. - It's not a rule, it's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show.

- It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen because we've done so much for the show. - Well, I'm going to New York, and guess what? - Well, as long as it takes off in time.

- Yeah, and there's no air bubbles. - You might, you might be doing one or two of those alone. - Okay. - Well, say, you know what? - I'm willing to do many alone, do it. - I will, okay, I will, okay.

And what I wanna say to you is God said,

you're never, ever going to get in the apology for me.

That's fine, well over you, Tau. And I'll tell you this, that's in your face. I run the business side of this. I understand, I won't make sure that we fuck you over. (laughing)

(laughing) - You're all real. - I'm gonna pay you in Chinese, yeah. - Okay, okay.

“That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran.”

(laughing) - Oh, it's Asian's, what? - Moving on, because nobody cares about this bullshit bitch fest of us. Anyway, go watch me on Impulsive.

- But on a more fun note? - No, I just, it's not done, because we have a-- - You and I are done. - I know you and I are done, but I still have this. - Oh, yeah, fuck him.

- No, let me tell you what happened with him. - He's in life. - I'm not, I'm gonna tell you what happened with him, right? - Call me in. - So no, no, no, just stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

- Now I feel good again. - Yeah, I feel good, yeah. - So lack is my choice to weigh. It's so waste is behind us. - Way back there. - Yeah, it's way, way back there.

- Salt waste is the name of it. - Yeah, all right, so all morning, right? Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank Airport. - Right. - Right. - Probably, you can look at my phone.

Probably 12 calls. - Yeah, he told me he talked to you. - Back and forth. And then at the end I'm like, I'm going home. And then you say, go home. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- You had to talk to my guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just go home.

“- He's like, and you should have been brought up.”

- I know, there he goes. - You go, you go. - You go, and you can do it on his own. - I did not say that. - Yeah, you did. - I believe you did. - I didn't say that. - Did you tell him to go home?

- Yeah, Andrew, that's how a parent talks to a kid when they want.

“- Wait, is he just interjecting information that wasn't really there?”

Because you did admit that you said go home. - I said go home. - What did you say after go home? - We probably hung up after that. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - They're like an agent from the 9th. They don't watch you go home. - And then back, I'm at home, I call them.

I feel kind of weird, I'm home, is that, okay? - Putting this all on me now. - So then he said, don't feel weird, Andrew can do it alone. - Yeah, and also take a good rest, which I did. - And thank you for that advice. - I did.

- Right, right, right, so here's-- - I knew it, dude. - All right. - I knew it, all right. - So he knows now that I'm not new tall. - I know him.

- I call him Saturday night, I call him Saturday night, right?

- 12 hours later. - 12 hours later, I go. What do you do when? I just hear music and like, party and women going. (bell rings) - Yeah, I just, you know what I mean?

- He said, "Let me get out of here real quick, man." I mean, the trooper's our man. - Right, so I can see him walk out. The boys get less and less, right? - Yeah. - He goes, "Uh, do you make it back from you, Tom?"

- You doing drugs?

“- That's what I asked, are you on drugs?”

No, no, no, I just, I forgot, man. - Did you do drugs in the trooper doors? - I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night. - Who'd you go see? - It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday.

- You didn't even like fish. - Yeah, fish cover band. - Yeah, but I like Molly. - Okay. - Okay. - Carlos. - So Carlos, just,

I not asked him, are you on drugs because of no? - We gotta fire everybody from this. - I know, I know, it's ridiculous. How did you not remember the episode of the morning? - Because to me, it was like a different dream land.

- Oh, you were in different dreams. - You know when you started the episode and out of playing, you fall asleep, you wake up. He forgot which episode he was on. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So last night, late at night, you wanna watch you wanna watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening, maternal instinct. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God. - It's a movie.

- No, it's a documentary. Mother's instinct, I'm sorry, is that what it's called? On Netflix? Dude, it's atrocious. - Oh, I wanna watch it.

- This fucking check. - Oh, yeah, I wanna watch it. - maternal instinct, that was right. - Yeah, I wanna watch it. - This girl.

- Okay, don't tell me anything about it. - I'm not gonna say anything about it. All I'll say is, in the history of these kind of

fucked up wild scenarios, you've never seen someone

layer something to this degree. It's gonna blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard the story and it's cruising on Netflix, so everyone's watching it.

- Oh, God, I gotta watch Widows Bay and now this. - You gotta watch both. But I will say, don't watch this right before you go to bed. - Okay. - 'Cause the end of it is disc--

It was another documentary kind of like this before that was a big sensation right that's her and her her husband Was that one The one with the girl crashed into the world. Oh, crap. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

The one with the girl crashed into the world. Oh crap. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the girl no, the mom that was um, uh, catfetching it is her mom or daughter. Yeah. What was that one called? I do it. I don't want to say anything but God. Do I want to say something? No, you can't but they'll about maternal. What was that called? Yeah, that documentary. What was that called? Number the high school cat. No number. Yeah, do you see that? Yeah, dude. Yeah, that one that woman this woman is in there. Still cool now. By the way, like it's like they're fine. I know that those people that that that that that that relations was good

In maternal instinct is is that what it's called? Yeah, is that related to find? Oh, dude. When I say this. Yeah. I'm trying to do it very politically. So I don't give anything away. Yeah Don't don't the amount of people don't show photos because then it's going to give stuff away the amount of people that this woman like fucked over Basically because it was you did too much already. It's like it's like remember how remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes and we saw what made off like and how the tree kept going of like and this guy got

Fuck cuz of this this this and this person lost this this this this this this this this this this this check. Okay, I get it. It's can let me kind of race. I guess what's about sure. Okay, I'm mother. You're there. You're halfway there. Okay. He could. I'm other right. And she Supposedly is a Christian. Yeah, there's no religious intent in this. Yeah, but that's a hidden substance. Well, they're in the salad. Yeah, they're in the south. So yeah. Yeah, and she creates. She said it's gold, but it's really it's a cross and it's a necklace. Okay, all right. Like it. Right. She said it's real that blind diamonds. Uh-huh. Yeah, and she she says it to her whole family. I don't know what it's bound

already off. I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun and it ends tragically. Well, obviously through the

“picture, I see that she's in prison. No, that's actually not what that is. That's what she dresses like. No, she's being this is her being”

Investigated. This her just being questioned. So she dresses in all blue. Well, when they arrested you. You're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now for this for this for the clothing. No, she's wearing that's her own personal clothing. Kids got great wardrobe. Great style. That's a pretty good. Yeah, it's uh, like a lot of it. It's locked up chic. Yeah. Yeah, so it's going to take 30 years to get nano technology. I mean,

Bobby, this is very, very, very big. Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins.

“2004's number one golfer in the world. Three time major champion is attempting to come back. He needs one more major to complete the grand slam.”

The grand slam. Well, who are you talking about, dude? Lonnie, what? Clearly, I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins. The greatest. The greatest of what? Three majors. The visor. The hair. Come on, Bobby. The greatest golfer to ever pick up a club. Okay, I don't do anything. Well, can he come back and do it again? Who knows? Do what again? Can he win? Will he win? Who's the lot? Okay. Lonnie. Go Hawke Hawkins. Okay. So who's the lot? He will win. Okay. He will.

Can I ask some questions? Will he win? Yes. I hope so. I hope so too that he'll win. But who is Lonnie Hawkins? Maybe all the power is in the visor.

That visor. This visor now. It looks pretty powerful, dude. I doubt I don't what put one on. I'm not gonna put one on. Oh god. Oh my god.

We look absurd, but we're champions now. Oh my god. I feel the power. Do you feel the power of the Hawke?

“I feel so much more confident than I ever have been. Oh, will be. I believe in the lawn. You have to. I do. Tell me more.”

Bleach blonde hair. Leach blonde hair. Leach blonde hair. Leach shirt. The swagger. The x-wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins. Because he's the man. The comeback is real. And he's I have a comeback and he's the man and he's gonna do it. He must. He will. He can. But he might not. He sure. But he will. He sure. He will. He definitely will, right? Do you think Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins can actually complete the grand slam. He needs one more major. His body Robert says retire. His heart says no way. I'm gonna take the set off now. I don't think he can really. Yeah. Hold on hold on hold on hold on. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

He will. He will. He will. He will. And his a will and his a he's a champion. He's a real major. Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins. Can he win a major at his age? His age is close to your age. Yeah, and you know what my age? Yes, he can. It's his is his. He's going to egg. His legs are going to creak. His mind's going to be disheveled. But at the end of the day, he's going to persevere. He's going to rise the occasion. Because he's the Hawking of Lonnie. Oh, Lonnie Hawkins. He's the Hawke Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins. Yeah. Yeah. Is this inspiring at the lusional? Is Lonnie the Hawke inspirational? It's not lusional. It's inspiring. You must believe. I believe now. Should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or stage an intervention. I think he should. You think he should support his father. Well, I think in the family dynamic. I think that's a healthy.

Enjoy. Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father because my dad died. He did. Yes, but that's not the case here. Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins. Okay. The Hawke. Premieres July 16th on Netflix. Lonnie Hawkins. Three majors. One more for the grand slam. Watch it on Netflix on July 16th. All right. I'll give my regards to the Hawke on July 16th on Netflix. But let me say something. If the fighter doesn't make him better. I'm out. That's fine. Okay. So everyone at home, please watch the Hawke. July 16th on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins Hawking Hawking Hawking

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chairs because I'm going to spray them down and clean them. Five. Right where I've sit all the time. I got let me guess. Five. What? Black widows. Oh my god. Five and their eggs are all inside the arm of the chair. You're so right. It was the Jackson five dead. Is that? Oh, why? Yeah. How was like my book with these thing, ABC? Yeah, ABC five black widows underneath in the head. Wow. It's baby, baby eggs underneath. Wow. So I had to look it up because I was like,

yeah. What is that? Does that kill? It doesn't kill people. But dogs, it does. It does kill. Yeah. I looked that up. It because the venom is so the human to humans. I guess it's not. It's not strong enough to do anything to us, but it can paralyze a piece of your body if the venom seeps in the right place. Highly potent neurotoxin, primarily composed of whatever a female black widow. Girl went. Yeah. And anyway. Oh, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep

for two days. That Carlos song. What? What? It's insane. It's called burger infinity. No, it's not. It's called buffet infinity. It's called buffet infinity. It's called buffet infinity. It's so good. Burger infinity is so funny. buffet infinity. It's just everyone gets sick and dies from from a buffet. Yeah. No. It's. It's a movie. Oh, it's a movie. It's not a documentary. No. It's a movie set all in commercials. Brilliant. From a local town. Is Netflix? No, no. I've rented it. Yeah. Yeah. And it is.

I couldn't sleep for two days after watching it. And that's three times since that's it. Yeah.

“I've seen three. I've got to go. You're going to hate it. What? This is not your thing. What do you mean?”

This is our thing. McCone liked it too. This is our thing. I won't be in. This is not your thing. Why? It's going to drive you crazy and it's it's it's like the fun of it. It's annoying. No. It's just

it just never stops commercials. It's all commercials for two hours. Oh, yeah. No. I don't want to

watch that. But you follow the story that way. It's an interesting pitch. Yeah. Yeah. But two hours of commercials is happening. But then you it's like the movie they live. Whereas as if you can wear the glasses. Ah, so you're okay. No, maybe I do like that. And and it's you look at billboards differently. You look at advertisement differently. Who did this and how one of this come out? Is this brand new or it's been out for a minute? It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film. Yeah. Simon Glassman.

2025. It came out. Yeah. Yeah. What did get out Ron Tomatoes? Second city TV. So it's produced by a bunch of those second city guys. Yeah. I know some people I recognize. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Can you what is the Ron Tomatoes? 100. Shut up. Not a lot of review about 100% of Ron Tomatoes. No, 14 reviews. That's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed. Yeah. I wasn't like reviewed review,

“but I mean, it's good. No, but that's good. I think I might try it. I mean, I'm going to hate it.”

You're right. Because it does. I'm just going to let you know. It's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada, right? And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like, you know, your bland local television commercials from small businesses, right? But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious. No, I'm going to try it. Yeah. Yeah. And then, um, it's a fucking awesome. It really is. And it's, uh, it's a little disturbing. I like that. Yeah. It's a yeah. We need a

little bit more disturbing. The world isn't fucked up enough. Carlos watched every second of UFC.

Did you see that? Yeah. I'm sure he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it like a bomb was going to go off for something. I just want to. What? What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt? Yeah, I'd be like, oh my god. Dark dark dark. That's insane. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. To see

“like half the government go away in one moment. Oh my god, you're a lunatic. What's going on? What is going on?”

What are you doing? You're deep into the internet, dude. Oh, you have TikTok. Oh, this is about buffet infinity.

But that's TikTok. I'm going to watch it. And you're saying, I have. So you saw on TikTok review

“or go, go off about it. That's why you saw someone on TikTok talking about it. And then you got”

in your head. No, no, no. It starts there and it ends with tuberculosis. It always does. It starts

it. Dude, I've been down the holes. Yeah. I've been down the holes where you go. This is kind of interesting. My holes. I can't reveal my holes. Everybody seen your holes. Yeah. No, no, no, my physical holes. Oh, my mental holes. Right. And my mental holes. No one could hear about them because I would be on a list. Well, Carlos should be on a list. Yeah, you should be on a list, but I would be on some sort of list. You get new jeans. You did, didn't you? Because I commented they look good. You know, I got some new

salvage Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time. And what are your surprise? I was surprised because I really salvaged by the way. What? They looked very salvaged. They're very salvaged and thank you. From a salvage yard? Yeah, in Okinawa. They were like, give me a bumper of an 86 accord in those jeans. Yeah. That's a salvage yard. They go, OK. But you want the car to look good. Oh, I don't need the car. Excuse me, the door. Yeah,

but yeah, I got some new jeans. It takes a long time to wear a mask. They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning. They're very stiff. You just got, you know, you got to do. Don't tell me, I shot high. What? You're, you're, you're, you're, you've got to put them in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you. Can I tell you what to do? What? This is actually a really good sneaky trick. You find a young person like a young dude that what like rich you or someone at the studio

and let him wear them for two weeks straight because they'll fuck him up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them. I don't want Richie's enzyme in my jeans. Richie's a clean kid. No, no, no, I don't

“care any biological matter that Richie has. I don't want him on my jeans. OK, what about Carlos?”

Did you let him rock your jeans? No, because you don't wash raw denim. I know. Yes, I don't want his enzymes or, you don't mean sales or any of that on my jeans. None of his epidermis should land in you. Yeah, whatever you do in my jeans, you're a little rave parties that you go to. I don't want them on my jeans. You put them on and look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they would be like white on the inside. Yeah, all right. They took a look at this. Oh, TBG. TBG. TBT jeans. No, I'm going to do them on my

own. I've done them before. I'm just going to do them. I went hiking in on me yesterday and people are looking at me weird. No, that's actually smart hiking in them. Yeah, because there's a, I mean, you're not going to fucking believe this shit did. I'm, so I bet I am. It's by my house, right? There's a little parking hiking trail. Yeah. You know, that one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And there's a parking lot. Yeah. Right. So you, for 15 years, I've been going there. No, they make you pay.

So I get, I'm done hiking in these jeans. I go to my car. I got a parking ticket. I know.

“I was livid about it. I went there and I was like, when have we had to pay for this?”

I've lived here for 20 years. You've never had to pay for that parking lot for that park. Yeah.

And now they put a machine and they make you pay. They make the way. Yeah. It's like 10 bucks for an out. It's something insane. It's insane. It's a hustle. Yeah. And they're like, oh, there's no government regulated. Because I, because I walked up to the car while he was doing it. We got to get on LA. Yeah. That park ranger. It's getting worse. What is going on? You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen. He would not. No. Pratt would have had no machines in

parking lots. Yeah. Hi. That's nith. Is that Ms. Ramen herself? Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that you know what? This place is how do we get out? We got to move this place suck shit. Let's get the fuck out of here. You know what's so fucking unfortunate? But you want to go to places. I don't want to go. And I want to go to places. You don't want to name a place that you want to go. That I don't want to go. Name a place. Hawaii. Fine. I'll move to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii.

But you guess what, buddy? What? Way more expensive than here. What are you talking about? Taxis who? Everything. Everything. Where's the people say Nashville? No. That's just like a trend. No. No. Dude. This is real. People say Nashville. It's awesome. Yeah. I could do it. Yeah. That's my boy. That counts in. Shout out to it. Look it. I'm wearing his merch right now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville. Look dude.

Merissala. Oh, good merch. Do you know him? Kurosala? Yeah. The stress. That's going to be nice. Well, he had black foot. Kurosala lives outside in Nashville. Yeah. He lives in Knoxville, actually.

Yeah. But you never see a Tennessee. I saw a movie last night called Cracken.

New Cracken is. Yeah. Yeah. The Cracken from the sea like the creek. Yeah. The sea Cracken. Yeah. Oh, this is like one of those Godzilla verses. No, it was just it's a Norwegian movie. I guess. Yeah. I'm out on that. Yeah. It's it's. We made a film about the Cracken. Yeah, that's basically what it is. Like I don't care. And it starts off good. But every decision everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing? No, we just do traditionally make pretty cool weird shit. Yeah. Like you've seen clown, right? Yeah. Great. And we should remake clown. You and I should do clown.

But the Cracken. It's like, it's shot beautifully. But I'm like, why would you do that? It's bad ideas.

“Yeah. Bad ideas. What we want to see is the Cracken. And we want to see a killing and eating people. Yeah. Yeah.”

And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a Cracken throw a human being as far as yeah. And when they show the Cracken it's beautiful. You mean, but it's like, um, also because it exists. It's all fake. Yeah. I mean, locked. Yes. All these myth mythologies are just no exception. No, this could exist. Especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this? The Cracken may exist if

Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like you can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrialists flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California. Wow. They said 150 out of 200 days they couldn't swim in like Leo Corrio. Maybe that was it down there? Yeah. Right. Is that Leo Corrio down there? Maybe this is my theory. They're just throwing their poop up at us. If you see a can right and it's floating down, open it.

Maybe there's a Mexican inside it. Oh, it's coming through the sewage. Look at that though. Yeah. So Mexico's sending so much waste into into the people's ocean. You can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poop beach. Wow. It's fun. And there's no way there's no net you could put up. Here's the funniest part. The news was like Mexican government is working diligent. That's it right there. So Mexican Mexican government is working diligently on getting the waste out of the water.

However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe. It's leaking and they're

“just staring at it. They're just looking at it. Well, that's what you do it as a poop pipe when you first”

you know, you got to take a look. Yeah, look first. Oh, they're looking at it. And I look at them for about

12 to 24 hours depending on it. Yeah, look, tell my half of it. That's what it looks like from an air of you. That's all poop. Yeah, they're slow. No, oh wait. All that brown pot part is poop. That's poop dude. Yeah, NASA can see it from space. NASA can see the poop from space. Oh, oh my god. We're all trying that's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military base. That's so much poop. So much but you can't go in the water. That's cool. It's a Hawaii. There's no poop water. There's a space.

No, people don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy. Yeah. Yeah. It's just I say evil. That's right, dude. Just fish. I say evil. Mahimahi. Yeah. We don't need to poop, brother. Let's move to where are we going to move them. You just said it. So Hawaii is out. Nashville's one. I think Nashville for me. I feel like

“you know, an Asian dude. I know, but look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's”

gotta be there. There isn't. I can't go. We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know, I like Koreans. Okay. Yes, there is a visible and growing Korean population, Nashville in this running middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. How many people? It can't be nine dudes. If it's 38 or more, we're in. Yeah. No, it's going to be at least 5,000. 5,000. Yeah. Oh my god. What? 252700. That's a lot. That's all you need. That's not what I need. I need 1,000. Can build a village? Maybe if I go and

maybe I don't know. You could influence a lot of Koreans. Maybe I could influence it. Make it. I can run the 2700. What is it? Los Angeles metro area has, yeah. Three. Yeah. I mean, that's, you know. You don't

like many of them, though. There's only half of those. Here's what I don't like. Um, if they're

pertaining to you and your people. Okay. Okay. What is it? And it's going to sound childish. What I say is it's going to sound like I'm being racist. Okay. I mean, that's fair. Okay. I do it all time of you. Okay. And I want to say this is when you're in a Korean spa, me, just in general. White's in general. Okay. Okay. I counted. I'm just to say I counted. Um, close the steam room door all the way. I mean, I've never had an issue with that. Okay. I haven't issue with it. I mean, I've

always closed the door, but I'm losing not closing the door. You ran into one. Oh, no, no. I counted. And I would do it. I was in the steam room with five other white dudes and one would leave. I had to have to stand up, close it, sit back down. And the four other dudes, because I stayed in there for like a half an hour, right? Because for all the derivation purposes only, right, is they all four purposely left it open. And I have to get up and close it. Yeah. I thought you

worked there. No, no, no. So you kept getting up to close it. No, no, no. No, it's sensible. No,

you're on your lunch break. No, no, no, to keep the steam inside the steam room. I've never had a

problem with it. Yeah. I have a problem with it. Well, never had a Russian spies in New York and they gave the little gay ones, the little gay undergrounds. Yeah. We leave it wide open. Okay. Because everybody's a human. You can do that. You're right. Right. But is it racist for me to say that like

I know we can't do that. You can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want. Yeah. But they don't do that. Well, why don't you go? Why don't you make a private Korean spa for just close the door? The white's only place in the Ozarks. So you can do those. You can do it. Wait a minute. White's only spa? No, it's a white. We talked about this on the show the white. Oh, the development. Yeah, I know. And they only could, they only let me buy like one or two property.

“Yeah. But my point is, is that a terrible thing? No, it's not that big of a deal. I think you”

found a group of guys that were friends. No, it's a problem every time I go to spa three or four times a week. I count. That's the problem. I don't do when I drive. It's all bad. Haitian drivers. So it's all the same thing. Interesting. Interesting. When I want to let me defend that. No, there's no defense for that. Oh, no. Yeah, the rest of the fence. Oh, the rest of the front defense. Difference. No. Yeah, he's a different. There is no different. Okay. What I'm going to say is

add what you we've seen your cars. Yeah, you've wrecked like six cars. Yeah, we've already talked about this. Yeah, but I'm saying you're not back at you're not going to. No. We leave the door open in a steam steam room. You hit people with a three ton piece of machinery. I have a dangerous. I know one of these things doesn't kill people. Okay. Can I may have my opportunity? Factor. We, you know,

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and you open the door, does it go ping-dong at the current spot? No, it makes no noise. No, all I hear is the woman in the corner going, you'll break you by. All right, let me defend Asian drivers. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine. Try. Is there two time I do? Look at this. I understand that, right? He was in hurry.

He was late for work. He was late for work. That'd be Japan. Yeah, okay. So here's my take on it,

all right? Yeah. I feel like that every race has their bad drivers. Because a lot of times, yeah, I'm driving. Don't move here. I'm driving. All of the bad Asian drivers moved here. Asian's kicked them out of their original country of origin. Because they couldn't drive. Yeah, if you fail your driving test in China, they send you to United States. That's absolutely,

“that's a good joke. That's how they say your time. Yeah, that's a day. No, get out of here.”

You're okay. You know, every siren tell you, I can't defend. I can't defend it. It's impossible. You're not allowing me to defend it. Because you're thinking about what you might be. I don't know what I was going to say. What is it? Let me get it out. All right, go ahead. No interruptions. Fine, guys, no jokes. All right, no interruptions, please. No comedy. There's two points I want to make now. All right, now I have two points. Oh, it's growing. All right,

number one is I'm what I'm a driver where stop signs and stop lights are suggestive suggestion. Sure, right. So it's like late at night at three in the morning. If I'm at a stop light and I look around, there's no one around. I just run right through it. Like a bad driver. No, that's not a bad driver. I mean, sure. No, that's a gangster. That's gangster. It's illegal. And you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time when you

fuck around and find out. Oh, that's a terrible thing to wish on man. Stop running through, stop running through lights. At three in the morning. A kid could be out there. A teenager in summer. It could be riding his bike around the neighborhood. Yeah, I have lights that come on called headlights. Well, now you have your glasses. All right, you can see glasses of headlights. Okay. And also, I don't care about scratches and things. Your Prius look like it was shipped back here from Iran.

Yeah, look like it's spent a term in Iran. I've already made this fucking out. Like in Thailand. All right. Oh, you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision. The rolled out the window and they'll go, we okay. We okay. I'm okay. And they drive on. There's no insurance. You know, I mean, exchange that happened. You hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between them. No, no, no, it's that we don't care about

things, scratches. And but you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a, you know, and okay. And an egg. Yeah, two donkeys and an egg. Yeah, so I'm saying here, we have our vehicles or more expensive. Okay. In China, they do it too. Yeah, too many fucking people.

“No, it's like, oh, let's move on. Let's move on. You know, that's why I am. Okay. If I get a ding,”

and I move on, let's move on. No, you do a slight little bumper tap, right? Pull over. Right. And we exchange cops coming. So what the fuck are we doing here? It's insane. Make up your own Korean only. All right. So that's number one. What was number one? That was number two. Okay. Just somewhere I said. Oh, and number two is this, right? There's two types of drivers, okay? In Asian drivers and everyone. I don't know. You, I've driven behind

Armenians and they drives a white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other day? If you get too close, I slow down. Yeah. It was a white person. That's funny. Yeah. I know it's funny, but she really means it for you to put that in on your car. That's different. It's a sheet. Yeah. That, okay. So what? I don't know what you're doing. All right. So what I'm saying is is that, you know, there's a lot of it, but then you look at fucking Tokyo drift,

fast in the furious. Sung Kang, they can all drive. Yeah, but here's the exception. No, no, if I accept you to the rules, right? Some of us are, the one, the one guy that was an F1, you could say, no, he got, he got it. He's gone. He couldn't keep up. He couldn't keep up. No,

he didn't. Obviously he didn't. He's gone. He's no first step in. Okay.

I'm telling you, dog, you guys are the, I don't know what it is. If you're genetic code, it's not even like a good math, huh? Are we got a math? Yes. Some stereotypes are good.

“Some are not good. We're better at school. You're better at school. Yeah, down. That's what I'm”

engineering. It's just a room. Engineering, you guys are great. Well, I can take bad driving. It's the work. Yeah, you look worse. I just don't drive it. Yeah. You can build a car just don't drive it.

Confirmation bias. Yeah. What does that mean? Yeah, per se. It's a, people hold a preconceived

“stereotype, so I like to remember it. It's preconceived. Okay. Yeah. You have confirmation bias.”

Okay. I've been, another thing that I want to say. All right. And I'm not defending anything myself, gluten, right? But I'm a master of the male naked body. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you're one of them. Yeah. And I go to the spa all the time. Sure. I'm going to go to one tonight. Okay. Okay. And in, in the spa, as I go, there's every race. And I've seen every penis size. Yeah. Right. And the stereotype, I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. Okay. It was so small.

It was like this. I went at a murder room because he's the guy. Confirmation bias. Yeah. Yeah. Confirmation. He's the guy that we all have the stereotype. Some white dudes saw that dude. You mean, in Pearl Harbor or whatever, and spread that rumor. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever. It worked. Yeah. It did work. I all heard about it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And so um, it was that. And Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor. Yeah,

they got a rumor. And they worked. So what I'm saying is that, but I've seen a lot of Asian dudes are carrying a live heavy load. Sure. I have. I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay. I would say I compare to now the blacks for sure. Yeah. They're pretty good. No, they're the best. I've seen them. Yeah. Can we talk about this, even? Yeah. Or what we're saying. Yeah. Is this this Confirmation bias or no? I don't. Yeah. It's not Confirmation bias. It's reality.

Yeah. Right. Imagine being a black eye with a small penis. So sad. Yeah. It doesn't have to be sad. Yeah. Yeah. Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal. Make a joke about it. Make a career of it. Well, you know, one guy with a small penis, big deal. Go get money and you'll be fine. Yeah. Being a black eye with a small penis. It's sad. All your other black friends are going to go damn dark. Yeah. Well, that's a bummer. Yeah. That's just that you just got to be. But I'll tell you this.

So I used to belong to some porn sites from a masturbation activity. Yeah. We don't do it anymore. We

would assume. Yeah. Yeah. We've never thought you were. Yeah. Research it. Yeah. And there's one that I had

saved with a black dwarf, right? That's in the porn. Mm-hmm. And his penis was triple the size of any other being as I've ever been saying. That's so funny. Yeah. So it's like even the dwarves have big ones. Hey, God, God was on something. He built him. Yeah. Yeah. He built him different. He built him different. Yeah. He goes, whatever. I'm just making his penis huge. Yeah. Don't do that. You're not going to be able to play basketball. Yeah. You're still not going to be able to swim. Big BDLP. Yeah. The BDLP. Oh. There's an LP love show now.

Bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality little person love show. And I'm so excited to watch it. Little person is a TLC. It's got BTLC. Little. Oh, it's a called. Little singles. Yeah. Little singles. Little singles. Wow. Oh. Yeah. You know craft cheese. You know they're called singles,

“right? The single slices. Yeah. I like that. Two more. How is there only five of them on a dating show?”

Oh, there's more. Mm-hmm. No, that looks like yeah. No, that's only those five. Those are the main five. I think they're all like friends or so. I have no idea. That's 80% of the population. I mean, how will we five? Well, because they often fit up in that tree. No, but it's I think they're looking for the best looking. They're making cookies. Yeah. Where's the chocolate? Yeah. Stop it. Yeah.

Look at it. She's never gone to a grocery store. Yeah. It's too high. Did they give them,

did they give them? What do they give them full apples when they get on those couches and give me a full apple. Can't do half apples. Which she's never been to a grocery store. She had anxiety about being an adult. Well, dude, imagine those shells are so big. Yeah. I can't even read. I was just like, he can't hit the top. Yeah, I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You know, my girlfriend's five, 10, so I go. She can do it. I go to get that. That's so funny. Yeah.

I don't care. I do want to watch this. And what is on Netflix? What is this on? Yeah. Little TLC. Little singles. Man, TLC keeps making bangers. Huh? Yeah. Pull looks nice. Yeah. This

“cup in the water. I want it. When is sex on the spectrum going to happen?”

You just want to watch it. Don't you want to watch it? No. Wow. But I'm tipting up your joke in my mind. Yeah. I can hear it in my head. Yeah. Like I can literally hear the joke. Yeah. Yeah. Great joke. Okay.

Yeah. So good. Yeah. Well, the world cups going on. And I'm so sorry. Do you think you say you're a you're a diehard football fan? Do you think USA has even a shot? I'm telling you, who's not going to win? Well, Brazil. They look terrible. Okay. Good. Spain is the best chance. Their midfield is so old. I can't even believe it. Okay. We are plus 3300 right now. Yeah. That's a great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that. You would. Yeah. There's no way it's going to happen. Yeah.

I mean, because I know I know football and I know Francis team and I know England's team and I know Portugal's team. Um, they're just they're it's like a long shot. What? We're the longest of the long shots. Do you just have their bench? Their bench is a world cup team. Sure. You know, so it's like, um, again, I know nothing about. Yeah. I mean, I mean, France has empire. I mean, they have them ballet. They've got really good players. Is Muganto on that team? No,

Muganto's yeah is on the bench. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Bapay is French. Yeah. We're see from France. What's one? The one in Ghana. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. What even

ball again from the US team was just born in Brooklyn, but never lived here. Yeah. He moved in

England. Yeah. You'd to London. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And then it's where you're born is what you can do or your parents. Well, he has dual citizenship. Right. He wasn't going to get on. I know the England squad. That's bad news, which is cool. Because I'll fuck it. I'll just play for America then.

“Yeah. I would do the same shit. Yeah. It's like what I lean good. Remember she played she wrote”

for China, even though she could have wrote for us. Yeah. And I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy. Oh. And they let him go. He wasn't good enough. No, they sometimes they let it. It's not good enough to be a gunner. That's just how it goes. No, but I'm, but listen, as a, either average, as a, as a was in the Arsenal Academy got let go, played for shitty teams,

finally got on Crystal Palace and then Arsenal made them off or when he was 27 years old. Wow.

So ball again can come home. Ball again can come home. That'll be a song they sent. Yeah. Ball again can come home. Yeah. I love those songs. The fact that we haven't adopted that, even a little bit in the states, and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the fucking waves. We still got the fucking wave. Every time I go to a dodger game and they start it, I go like this. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the hand, the gigantic hand. Kind of down. I have 15 of

those at home. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know where the wave started by the way though? California. Why? Should have, wouldn't you think it would start here? Start it up north. The Beast Boys. Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave? The wave started up in San Juan and Cisco. Wow. It's, what if, oh Oakland, sorry. Okay. What if somebody started it and they're like, what the fucking are you doing? So guy with Tourette's. And no one does it and they're like, what the fuck

are you doing? I'm sorry for something. Like, who's, how do you do it? Do you have that same

“right there? Crazy George. Do you have to have a group of people know what you're doing? Dude,”

he's so loud. He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would screw my soul out. He was, he was the man. Yeah. And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude. I'm, I'm also tired of USA chanting. You like it? Love. Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, you say, yeah, you. Yeah. It's something about it. I'm patriotic. She salutes me. Yeah. No. I'm patriotic.

Pounding away in cheese. She plays the, but especially in apps. Help me. It's taps for me. It's especially when they're in the Olympics and you're like yelling

USA and then you're sitting next to like a country that isn't, you know, I mean, a first rule

country, right? And then it's just like if I'm like, I'm foot of my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home. I own a home. It feels, wouldn't that be good to do? Yeah, well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we did. I have the context to fight to be this place. Yeah. We're going to yell it in your face. It's a best country in the world. We're going to yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, you're in a

dead bench. Okay. Then why are you both here? Huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it? Oh, dude. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like

“it. I don't like it. This new, you, USA, USA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it, dude. What does Korea say?”

USA. Even during a Korean man is crazy. No, I don't know what they say, but um, Bunga, Dean. Day, Han Ming, Gook. Day, Han. South Korea, unofficial universe, you're

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Oh, it's, oh, it's. No, that's actually cool. Yeah. I like that. Let's do it three times a row.

“You're right. I got it. I totally get it. Day, Han, mean. All right.”

Big fans of Korea. I'm gonna do mine. What is it? Clap once. Right. I want to grant my yeah. All right. Clap once. Go. Right. Clap three times. A thumbs up and another. There we go. Right. Right down. Right down.

I forgot what I said. Clap. Oh. Yeah. Clap, clap, clap. Oh, no, thumbs up. Oh. Yeah. So I, you're in forgot.

“Clap, clap, clap, clap. Oh, thumbs up. What clap? Oh, clap, clap, clap. Oh.”

Oh, with a, with a thumbs up simultaneously. Okay. Zoom in, please. Clap. Oh, clap, clap, clap. Thumbs up. Ready. Here we go. Ready, one, two, three.

No, see your rhythms off. No, I, you're too fast. You're too fast. You were above me. Ready, one, two, three.

“Clap. Oh. Oh, I, you're, I. Just, red. Sorry. Sorry. How are these, Ships Go? Yeah. This is my, I, this is why we,”

we can't work in the business. Yeah. Right. All right. One, two, three. Oh. Oh. No, thumbs up. Oh. I thought it's a simultaneous. No, no, no, no. You thumbs up and then. Okay. Here we go. Right. Right. One, two, three. Oh. Oh. Thank you for being a bad friend. [Music] Very good, very good. Very good.

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