Think about the 31st Newly!
Why so? Last call for a steuer.
Oh no, I don't know where I'm supposed to go.
Why do you mean steuer? Because how steuer is a key to an honest stress? Is that simple? Of course, everything is automatic. Do you have that long?
No, just a little bit. No, then. Hold it, now it's time for a steuer. Why do you mean steuer? It's the 31st Newly.
“So what's going on in the E.T. and Clayface in the cover booth?”
Right now. Oh, he stands up now. He stands up now. What's going on with your face? Can you get invisible acne patches, please?
Why don't you look like an aerial view of the E-Round? I mean, there's explosion. It's stumbled, but you still got to. They're just sort of stickers, like every teenager uses. You're 40.
I'm 39. Yeah, you're 40. Okay, you're 40. Yeah. That's the same thing.
That's interesting.
When do you start rounding up in ages or down in ages?
What scale of your life do you go? You round up automatically. Versus when you start rounding down, 38, 38, you start rounding up. Yeah, you have. No, I think 35, I was like, I'm almost 40.
Yeah. You're 40. You're 40. Yeah. I know, it just feels weird.
I'm 60. Yeah, I'm 60. The most, that's the most true thing he said. Yeah. Yeah, I'm 60 years old.
Yeah, yeah. And I'm 50. You're 50. I'm 40. I look 50.
I act 50. My body feels 50. Yeah. And guess what, I did, yesterday. Two things happened.
What happened? Well, do things already going on.
Well, first of all, I got caught.
I got caught. Doing what? I got caught then. Oh yeah. What?
Do you like hot socks? Yeah, getting hot socks then. What did you do? I thought I could get away with it. Is what I did.
What did you do? What? So it was at the Comedy Store Friday night. And I took my car. For some reason thought it was in forward, but it was in reverse.
And who'd you hit?
“And I pressed the, you know what I mean, the gas, right?”
Right, the pedal. Yeah. The gas pedal. That's right. How many 60 year old would do it?
It does sound like an old guy. And a crash into a car. Who's car? Well, let me finish. I put it in forward and I just left.
And there was cameras. Why didn't know that? So I turned around. So I turned around midnight. Joe, the Comedy Store manager, goes, you got caught.
And I go, what do you mean? It goes, we have it on video. We got it. Yeah, yeah. And then Steph told of texts to me late at night, she goes, I saw it.
And she goes, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's her car? No. Who's car? Ricky.
Rick and grump. I know.
“So then what I do is, and then here's the thing, the thing is, is that you thought”
you were going to get away. I don't know here. But then Joe says something very interesting. He said a, so Steph saw it, but she didn't rat me out. They just drove away.
They said there was somebody that Joe walked up to and goes, did you see it? And the guy said my name and ratted me out and I asked Joe for the name and he wouldn't give me the name. And that guy, I'm going to find out. You don't know who it is.
I don't know who it is. We're going to find out. And then I call Rick and I go, I guess I got caught. Hello? Hello?
Hey, hey dude, you're on bad friends. Nice. Who's it? Who are you talking to? Who do you think?
Rick or Joe? The man's car that you hit. Okay. Rick, how much damage is on the car?
