- Finally, I saw an eye doctor, what did the doc say?
- We took a bunch of tests. - Yeah, like a, a, b, f, q. - No, you said there was one word called Hovem. - Hovem, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes, what does that say?
- There it's at Hotovov. - Yeah, Hotovov, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, I'm glad then. - I'm glad.
“- Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he goes, that's way off, right?”
Both eyes, then he scanned the inner tierial of all we're all the like, that's only in eight cells. - That's only an Asian thing. - I know. - They don't have to do that for us.
- You know what the cells are? - They're squinty. - The cells were squinty, dude. - Even the cells on their micoscope are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, literally.
- Wait, get up that, get that test up, and let me see if we can do it. Ready, Bob? - Yes, well, I already know, okay. - Okay, well, that's not, do the other one you just had there.
- That's one, okay. - What are you gonna do? - Well, you're, I'm closer. Your eyes are way better than mine. - No, I just want to see what line you can get down to.
So the first, first, for me here.
- No, one tune through your find, do the fourth line, fourth line down. - D-H-V-O-H-T-O-V. - Next one. - Here we go. - H-V-T-O-T-V-H-V-T-O.
- Great, next one. - Now I'm done. - Q-2-N. - Now, Q-O. - So again, I mean, the letters are the same,
and every single, okay. - My point is, is that--
“- And the bottom one, can you do that one?”
- I can't do the bottom one. - V-O-T-H-T-O. - Wow. - That one's teeny tiny from here. - Yeah, so I guess-- - But the doctor said,
you have a-- - You have long distance. - He's got a little Asian now. (laughing) - I love that. - You have long distance, and he goes, "I want to show you something."
It's a miracle. - All right, go, what is it? He goes, "Walk outside with me." So he was Asian by the way. - He said, "Can I get a picture?"
(laughing) - He was Asian by the way, and he goes, "Look over there, what do you see?" I go, "I don't know nothing." And he put these glasses on me.
- I go, "The trees!" (laughing) - Like literally, I saw nothing, and he put the glasses on. This is across the street.
I saw trees. - You act like this is crazy science. It's just glasses.
- I know, but I'm never had it before.
And then-- - This is like when babies get cochlear implants, and they can hear what-- - So what I'm saying is that-- - What is that? Glasses were invented in 1268.
- They've been around. - I don't have a caught up, yeah, they're okay. - But when you do, 'cause I'm you-- (laughing) - I don't, I don't.
- Since the 13th century, we've had glass. - I know, I don't. - There's an Asian guy wearing them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's five. - That's five years, yeah, yeah.
- It's amazing. - So I'm getting, I don't know what they're called, but I'm getting the distance one. You know, all my cool glasses, I wear, I'm getting both lenses.
- Prescriptions. - Yeah. - The top is gonna be long distance, and the bottom is gonna be, so I can read upfront. - Oh, so you'll really be, you'll be data,
you'll be actually being data. But it's so funny, after I took the glasses off, everything's seen blurry. - Right, so right now, everything seems blurry, so maybe I can't see--
- Well, did they do the drops in your eyes? - No. - Wait, don't they do that, right? - No, they dilate your eyes. - Dude, let me just say something to you,
because I'm not in the best mood, and I like to say something to everyone, not you. - To these three, okay. - I don't do drop-eye, okay? - I went to--
- You have drop-eye. - Yeah, I have drop-eye. - You don't do, I don't do drop-eye, I have drop-eye. - Yeah, yeah. - So why can't you read them?
- Well, I'm saying-- (laughing) - Dude, you take it, you know what? Unbutton one more button. - Yeah, yeah, unbutton one more button.
- Unbutton one more, you little fork. - We did dis-reduit shirt, I don't know what we thought. - I don't know what it thought. (laughing) - Wow, wow, well, let me just say something.
- I want future shit. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - They had me in a lab with machinery. - Yeah. - And put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put, put.
- Give me what NASA does. - Yeah, that's what NASA did. So they were able to see the interior of my eye, the actual thing, and guess what? Because your eye side is gonna be fine into your 80s.
- 'Cause you have good eyes. - Yeah, he says, he asked me some genetic questions. There's no blindness. - Did your mom have glasses? - No, my dad did, though.
- Right. - And my brother does. - Steve does? - Yeah, he does. - Yeah, 'cause he caught it early.
- Yeah, I want you to catch it early. - Yeah, but so now what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna do everything with glasses on. Even make love. - You have to have them.
- Yeah, because I don't think I've seen it right. - Right. - Yeah, everything's been blurry.
“- That's what all your confusion, that's what you're talking about.”
- That's my belly button. - What? - Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna see it. He goes, you're gonna see life in high-dath HD.
- Yeah, for the first time.
But then I go, when I get three weeks. - Well, yeah, they gotta make 'em, right? It's gotta be- - Well, I want my style. - Yeah. - So I'm taking my, you know,
the glasses I wear. I'm gonna punch out all those, you know, my lenses and put those lenses. - They'll do that. They'll do custom work.
- They'll do custom work.
- Give me, give me the lyrics to the song,
"Betty Davis Eyes." (laughs)
“- "Betty Day," yeah, well, it's spelled wrong,”
but that's fine.
- "Betty, it'll get there."
- Yeah, yeah. - His hair is black.
“- You don't do it in an Asian accent, isn't it?”
- He didn't. - Yeah. - Oh, I haven't known.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- More local. - What does that mean? - Our local, yeah. But it's, I just like this part.
“He's got "Betty, she got "Betty Day" besides.”
- He's got a little Asian eyes, yeah. - And he'll tease you, he'll underneath you.
