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Whoo! I did an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

Whoo! I'm coming with the positive light like I always do in every social situation.

It's pure light. You know. Sure light. Yeah, but... Oh, it has something out there. I have houses with you. You got a hash with me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got a pretty big hash with you. I haven't hashed with him.

“And can I just preemptively say what your hash is? What I think it's going to be?”

Because I'd like to do that. Can I do that to you then? Yeah, preemptively. You preemptively hashed and then I'll do it and then you do it. But I think it goes in that order. Yeah, all right. I feel completely connected with you guys and in harmony with you guys. We and Andre has hugged when I walked in here. I feel like we... That sounds like a guilty person.

Yeah, we're fully, we're fully connected. You know what I mean? So go ahead, preemptively hash. This is because you called me. Okay, that's not... No, on Saturday night and I got you said, oh, like... Okay. Time is bad friends and I said, oh, you're back from Utah already and you said I never left.

Okay, so can we do now we're doing a Paul fiction? We're doing a Paul fiction. We're jumping around. We're jumping around. So let me... But by the way, the story will make sense at the end. I think it will make sense. It will. That's very good. All right. So this is a very Paul fictiony. Yeah.

All right, so here's my side of the story. Okay. And we're supposed to fly to Utah. And you're did fly to Utah. I know, from a different city though. I left from Seattle, Washington, for my nieces graduation and joined time.

Oh, it's fairs!

Just because you barely made it out of high school.

Okay. Some people, it's important. Okay. High school? It's big. Oh, okay. She's already in. They did the hat thing. They threw...

Ooh, we're not gonna get jobs. Yeah. Society's over. She's smart. She'll get a job. All right.

She'll get a job. I left my nieces graduation. Oh, God. In Seattle, and I flew direct.

“Leaving my family, I flew direct down to Salt Lake City.”

Did you see that? Did you see that? So I get a call from Carlos. Hey, man. Bob's flights delayed.

I said delayed. I said, okay, delays happen all the time. He doesn't want to... Why? It's my guitar.

He doesn't want to wait. Man. I call him. This guy.

Dude, they said that there's air in the engine.

An air bubble in the engine. Whatever telephone game got played with the mechanics of the failure. It's fine. And I said, okay, we'll just wait it out. And he goes, no, they should.

They're probably not gonna take off. Man, it's not. And I was like, well, would it come on? I mean, like, is there another flight? I don't want to go to LAX.

I said, all right. But there's gotta... Oh, you would go to LAX from Burbank. That's an hour drive. So what?

Okay. You're not even driving. You're in a car. Okay. Okay.

So on top of that. So I said, fine. I understand not going to LAX. That's fine. That's fine.

You would never do that. No. I would never do that. For this show, I would. No, you would.

They both were bank flight. There was a Burbank flight anyway. So here's my other point. Not only did that plane take off. The flight after it also took off.

You know how I know that?

“Because one of the guys on the shoot took that flight.”

So you stink. And I said to Carlos, hey, man, they said that that other flight is going to take off because I called. And then then he goes Carlos goes here to the other side of the street. And then Carlos goes, he's already at home.

And I said, where are you? And you go, I had to leave, man. And he even lied on the phone and said, I'm going to wait a couple hours. I'll wait.

He didn't even wait one hour. So go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead and play a case. I wake up at 6.30.

And don't go boohoo. Yeah, boohoo. I just said not to boohoo it. Don't tempt me with the boohoo. All right, boohoo.

Okay. 6.30. I guess what? I'm waking up tomorrow at 4. To go to New York.

Exactly. I'm not complaining about it. It happens. You know what adults do? You get used to do that.

I choose to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got to get up this morning. Yeah, yeah. What?

You choose to get up this early. And to go to New York. What do you go into New York for? I have to do press for our show. I'm doing podcasts without you because I can't rely on you anymore.

Okay. Can I go ahead? Go ahead. All right. I get up early.

I get to the program. Yeah. I check in. The early part is meaningless by the way. You're 55.

It's a flight. You have to take it. Yeah. Okay. Can I just say something?

Back in the Nomad times. Okay. There weren't planes. Can I just finish what I'm saying? You had your opportunity.

You've seen Congress say interrupt all the time. All right. But yield at them. Try to yield your time. So a group of people would not sleep at the same time.

People are genetically asleep later.

Right. And we're called the Watchers. No. Yes. I'm telling you.

I'm a watcher. You don't watch shit. Yes. But in a clan and in a tribal situation. It's up to the wilderness.

What? Not humans. You're talking about dogs. No, no, no, no. If someone wanted to watch for everyone at night.

Yeah. You wouldn't be the one. I know. But I'm genetically made up to be that guy. That would tell you.

That could this one's worth. We did. Yes. I'm not saying that. I'm not arguing that point.

That we would definitely be dead.

“But that's what I'm genetically engineered to do is see up late at night and to watch.”

I wouldn't watch. We'd all die from the wolves. I get it. Yeah. All right.

So what I'm saying is this is this six thirty a call time. Right. Is genetically and biologically different for me because I'm a nine hour. You should be up already. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. That's when I sleep. Okay. So now I have no sleep.

Okay. Thanks. Thank you. Do you get there with no sleep? I get there with no sleep.

All right. And I get through the checkpoint. Right. And then I. Six people.

Max at Burbank. Who's 15? All right. So don't don't don't don't do that. All right.

Right. Yeah. Loser. I go to my gate. They call my number.

Which is number one. Yeah. Yeah. I get on the plane. Right.

I strap in. Yeah. I put my headphones in. I take my pillow and I. I fall.

I fall asleep. Sure. I open my eyes. And there's no one on the plane. So now I'm.

I'm in a fever dream. Okay. They had evacuated the flight. And I'm the last one. And they go, sir.

You can get that. What's going on? Right. Petrified. Right.

And I go, what is going on? There's an air bubble. An agent. That's what they said to me. I believe it.

Yeah. I don't know anything about it. I don't know either. But I am. Yeah.

Yeah. Don't Google it. Okay. But it would happen to you. It happened to you.

That's what everyone I know said. This would happen to Bob. Exactly. Yeah. So I'm the last guy off the plane.

And I see the line. Right. For the front desk. And it's everyone in the plane. What does that matter?

Because they're all trying because they all have like, you know, I mean, connections and stuff like that. You don't. I understand that. So I go up to the lady.

Right. And I go off from the side. And I go. Side lady.

There's always a side lady.

There's always a side lady. Yeah. And I said, um, what's going on? Well, there's some engine problems. And I go, how long will it take?

We don't know, probably an hour or two. Right. And I go, okay. Got a snack. I sat down.

You did. I call Carlos. I call people around me. Right. And then about 20 minutes later, I walk back up to the lady.

“And I go, I go, what are the odds of this taking off?”

She goes, probably not good. Mm. That's what she told me. The woman that works at the front desk. Does she have the side lady on planes?

Could I say that? Well, you know, I'm not going to get to the tarmac. Go to the fucking people that are working on the planning. You should. Hey, Joe.

Yeah. You don't know me. I don't know you don't know how it got here. Oh, no. That's sorry.

You got down. Don't worry about it. Just getting this air bubble. Yeah. How long is this going to take?

Maybe an hour or two. Go get a snack. Not the ability that it might not take off. Possibility will all die today. Go get a snack.

Yeah. I don't like that possibility. Well, I mean either. But is your buddy already in Salt Lake to in the pod without me? Yeah, he flew off from Washington.

Man, I can't believe he flew off from Washington. Well, you ought to go home and get some more rest. All right. You lazy fuck. All right.

So then I go back. I'm sitting there. And I'm going. Okay. So the probability.

Right. And then in my assumption with that line is everyone's trying to get onto that 12. Thirty flight. You already have a ticket. Your tickets are already good.

For a flight. They were moving from a flight. Your ticket is still good. Okay.

“But also doesn't deactivate your ticket.”

Could this possibly happen? Okay. Could this possibly happen? Well, could it possibly happen? Was you waited.

Got a snack in a coffee. Took a rest or whatever. Somebody could have woken you up. Carlos should have gone to the fucking airport with you. That's what even admitted he goes.

I should have just held his hand. You know, which is not your fault. But then you can do it.

I've never been on a plane before.

I know how it all works. You fell asleep and everybody got off. So it doesn't sound like you know what the fuck is going on. And then you left without the even giving it a chance. I gave it a chance.

I asked 20. 20. I'm a whole lot of probabilities. That woman doesn't know. What?

Obviously. She's just telling you stuff. What? You're a big money ball guy. I'm a money ball guy.

So anyway, you bail early. You go home because I don't pay early. You wanted a reason to go home. Just admit it. So I went to the airport.

My full intention was to go to Utah. But once you got an out, you saw it and you ran. Right. I take every out. That's right.

Yeah. People out. Give me an out. Give me a better plane. I am.

Bubble this plane. Okay.

All right.

Well, that plane still made it.

Okay. I know you were at home. I was asleep. I know. Yeah.

In my comfy bed. I know. King size by the way. What does that mean? Anything.

What is that? What? What? You get air comfortable.

“So you just bragging about the rewards you get for doing less work.”

That's it, folks. You can do less shit. And you still. Have your time for mattresses on a podcast. Sometimes they give you a free king size.

They sure do. I have a card of green. Yeah. Yeah. I have a card of green mattresses.

The best mattresses in the world made out of bamboo sticks and whatnot. Okay. What I'm saying to you is. You fucking bail. I try.

And you should have just said.

I do care. I do care. You didn't want to do it anyway. I was at the airport. I was on the flight.

What are you talking about? But once you. But once you. I don't get laid. Oh, you don't wait.

No. Oh, good. Yeah. I don't wait. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to see disclosure day one today. Okay. I know the bad reviews.

I haven't heard anything. Yeah. But if I wait in line. I will not. That's.

This is the way I do it. Good. Yeah. I don't like probabilities. There's probably a chance.

It's not going to take off.

“They're going to spend three hours at the airport for nothing.”

What's the difference? But it is for something because I went out of my way to make sure that I did. Because you're playing took off on time. It doesn't matter. I would have waited.

I don't think you would have. I don't think he's nice. Would I have waited at the fucking airport to go. Then I would have waited. Then I would have waited.

I would have waited. I would have waited. Oh, fucking day. Okay. Because we made a commitment.

I would have. You think I'm going to raise your voice. I'm going to. Do it. I asked Melanie about the JFSM.

Melanie had the fucking date wrong. You're assistant. Didn't even have the right date. That's how we do it in my company. I get it.

Yeah, I mean. They don't have JSX LLC. No, they don't. They don't. I discovered that through exploring.

So I did some exploring as well. There were another flight. Yeah. Same airline. Same airline.

All right. So the next flight was. So I'd gotten there at 730. The next flight was at 1230. Okay.

So what you're telling me is, and I assume. And you know, when you, I'll show you make an asset as you and me. We know that term. Right. Yeah.

But I made an assumption saying thought that that line to the front desk is so fucking long. They're all trying to get on to that 1230 flight. Because of the air bubbles situation here. Right. There's no way I'm going to get on that flight.

First class ticket. Yeah. Here's another thing I was going to ask you. Is there a possibility? Because this has happened to me before.

Me having a first class ticket.

Right. The flight being can't have to get on another flight. Right. And then I don't have first class anymore. I think they're there.

So when I'm my point is is that there's that probably as well. What does that matter? I won't fly. I didn't fly first class from Seattle. That's your rules.

It's not a rule. It's just a thing I'm willing to do for the show. It's a thing I'm willing to do to make sure that these things happen. Because we've done so much for the show. Well, I'm going to New York.

And guess what? Well, as long as it takes off in time. Yeah. Yeah. And there's no air bubbles.

You might. You might be doing one or two of those alone. Okay. Well, say. You know what?

I'm willing to do many alone. Do it. I will. Okay. I will.

Okay. And what I want to say to you is. God. You're never. Ever.

Gonna get an apology for me. That's fine. All for you, Tom. And I'll tell you this. That's in your face.

I run the business side of this. I understand. I will make sure that we fuck you over. [laughter] God, real.

I'm going to pay you in Chinese, yeah. Okay. Okay.

“That's how they're getting that oil money from Iran.”

[laughter] And I. All just Asians. What? Because nobody cares about this bullshit bitch fest of us anyway go watch me on impulsive but on a more fun note

No, I just it's not done because we have you and I are done. I know you and I are done, but I still have this. Oh, yeah, fuck him. No, let me tell you what happened with it life I'm not I'll tell you what happened with him right call me So no, that just stops stop stop stop stop stop stop stop now. I feel good again. Yeah. I feel good. Yeah. So that is washed away So waste is behind us. We're back there. Yeah. It's way way about it. So waste is the name of it All right, so

All morning, right Carlos and I are talking at the Burbank airport right probably you can look at my phone probably 12 calls Yeah, he told me talking back and forth and then at the end. I'm like I'm going home and then you say go home Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just go home He's like and you should have been brought up There he goes, you can do it on his own. I did not say yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe you did I didn't say that did you tell him to go home

It's he just interjecting information that wasn't really there because you did admit that you said go home

I said go home. What did you say after go home? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's insane go home. No, there's no way no, no, no, like an agent from the 90s they don't watch you go home and then back I'm at home. I call them I feel kind of weird. I'm home. He's like it putting this all on me now, so then he said don't feel weird Andrew can do it alone Yeah, and also take a good rest, which I did and thank you for that advice Right, right, so here. I knew it did all right. I knew it all right, so he knows now. I'm not new tall annoying I call them Saturday

I call them Saturday night, right 12 hours later 12 hour hours later. I go. What are you doing? I just hear music and like party and women going Yeah, I just you know, I mean, he's a let me get out of here real quick when I'm in the troupe of our man Right, I can see him walk out the boys get less and less, right? He goes uh, do you make it back from Utah?

“You doing drugs? And that's what I asked. Are you on drugs? No, no, I just I'm for God, man”

Did you do drugs in the troupe of doors? I didn't expect my boss to call me late at night. Who'd you go see? It was like a fish cover band for a friend's birthday. Oh, I don't even like fish. Yeah fish cover band Yeah, but I like Molly okay, okay Carlos so Carlos just I now asked him. Are you on drugs? He doesn't know We got to fly everybody from this. I know I know it's really good. How did you not remember the episode of the morning? Because to me it was like a different dreamland. I mean all you're in difference. You know when you started episode and on a plane

You fall asleep you wake up. He forgot which episode he was on. Yeah. Yeah. So last night late at night You want to watch you you want to watch something that you shouldn't watch in the evening maternal instinct oh yeah. Oh my god. It's a movie. No, it's a documentary mother's instinct. I'm sorry Is that what it's called on Netflix Dude, it's a trotius. Oh, I want to watch it. This fucking check. Yeah, I want to watch it. Maternal instinct. I was right. Yeah

I want to watch this girl. Okay. I'm not gonna say anything about it. All I'll say is yeah in the history of these kind of

Fucked-up wild scenarios. Yeah, you've never seen someone layer something to this degree

It's gonna blow your mind. Some people at home have already heard the story and it's cruising on Netflix So everyone's watching it. Oh, I'm not gonna watch widows bay and now this is you gotta watch both But I will say don't watch this right before you go to bed. Okay, because the end of it is just because it was another documentary

“Kind of like this before that was a big sensation. Right, that's her and her husband. What was that one?”

The one with the girl crashed into the world. Oh, crap. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the girl no, the mom that was um, uh, catfishing it is her mom or daughter. Yeah, what was that one called? I do it. I don't want to say anything. But I do. I want to say something. No, you can't have a thing about maternal What was that called? Yeah, that documentary. What was that called? Number the high school cat. Oh, no number. Yeah, do you see that? Yeah, dude. Yeah, that one that woman this woman is in there still cool now by the way

Like it's like they're fine. I know that those that that religion is good in maternal instinct is is that what it's called? Yeah, is that religious you're fine? Oh, dude. When I say this. Yeah, I'm trying to do it very politically so I don't give anything away. Yeah Don't don't the amount of people don't show photos because then it's gonna give stuff away the amount of people that this woman like fucked over basically because of what she did too much already. It's like

It's like remember how remember when we first learned about Ponzi schemes and we saw what made off like and how the tree kept going of like and

This guy got fucked because of this this this and this person lost this this this this this this this this this this this this check. Okay. I get it It's let me kind of race. I guess what's about sure. Okay. I'm other you're there. You're halfway Okay, he could I'm other right and she Supposedly is a Christian Yeah, there's no religious intent in this at all. Yeah, but there's a hidden subject well there in the south

Yeah, they're in the south. So yeah, yeah, and she creates she said it's gold, but it's really It's a cross and it's a necklace. Okay, all right, like it right and she says it's real that blind diamonds Uh-huh. Yeah, and she she sells it to her whole family. I don't know what it's bound I think I'm already off I can just tell you that it's one of the greatest webs any humans ever spun and it ends

Trajically well obviously through the picture. I see that she's in prison

“No, that's actually not what that is that's what she dresses like. No, she's being this is her being”

Investigated this her just being questioned so she dresses in all blue When they arrested you you're just in question. She's not in prison for this right now For this for this for the clothing though. She's wearing that's her own personal clothing kids got great wardrobe great style That's a pretty good. Yeah, it's a like a lot of it's locked up chic. Yeah

We're gonna have nano technology and it's like

Dude, it's gonna Hello breaking sports news This is big bobby. This is very very very big lining the Hawke Hawkins 2004's number one golfer in the world three time major champion is attempting to come back He needs one more major to complete the grand slam the grand slam

Well, who are you talking about dude? Lonnie what clearly. I'm talking about Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins the greatest Greatest of what three majors the visor the hair come on bobby the greatest golfer to ever pick up a Okay, I don't know anything. What can he come back and do it again? Who knows? Do what again? Can he win? Will he win? Who's a lot? Okay, Lonnie go Hawke yeah Hawkins, okay, so

He will win. Okay. He will can I ask him questions will he win? Yes, I hope so I hope so too that he'll win but who is Lonnie Hawkins maybe all the power is in the visor

That visor this visor now it looks pretty powerful dude

I doubt I don't I don't what put one on I'm not gonna put one on oh god. Oh my god We look absurd but we're champions now Oh my god, I feel the power do you feel the power of the Hawke? I feel so much more confident than I ever have been oh will be

“I believe in the lawn you have to I do tell me more bleach blonde hair”

Leeds blonde hair alert shirts the swagger the x-wife who doesn't believe in you means nothing to Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins because He's the man the comeback is real and he's I have a comeback and he's the man and he's gonna do it He must he will he can but he might not he sure but he will he will he will he definitely will right? Do you think Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins can actually complete the grand slam. He needs one more major his body Robert says retire his heart No way. Yeah, I'm gonna take the set up now. I don't think he can't really yeah hold on hold on hold on hold on

You will You will and his a he will and his age He's a champion can he will a major Lord of the Hawke Hawkins can he win a major at his age his age is close to your age Yeah, and you know what my age. Yes, he can it's his phone. I'm gonna egg his legs are in a creek His mind's gonna be disheveled, but at the end of the day, he's gonna persevere

He's gonna rise the occasion because he's the Hawking of Lonnie all Lonnie Hawkins. He's the Hawke Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins Yeah, yeah, is this inspiring at the lusional is Lonnie the Hawke in sparsal

“Lusional it's inspire you must believe I believe now”

Should Lonnie's son Lance support his dad's comeback or stage in intervention? I think he should you think he should Support his father. Well, I think in a family dynamic That's the healthiest choice. Well, don't be upset because you no longer have a father because my dad died He did yes, but that's not the case here Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins Okay the Hawke from here is July 16th on Netflix Lonnie Hawkins three majors

One more for the grand slam watch it on Netflix on July 16 All right, I'll give my ass. You lost the Hawke on the lights speed on Netflix But let me say something if the fighter doesn't make him better. I'm out. That's fine. Okay So everyone at home, please watch the Hawke July 16th on Netflix with Lonnie the Hawke Hawkins

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5 right where I've sit all the time. I got let me guess five what black widows. Oh my god five

“And their eggs are all inside the arm of the chair. Yeah, so it was the Jackson five dead. Is that what?”

Yeah, I was like what are they singing ABC? Yeah

One five five black widows underneath in the head. It's baby baby eggs underneath

Wow, so I had to look it up because I was like. Yeah, what is that does that kill? It doesn't kill people but dogs. It does kill. Yeah. I looked at up. It because the venom is so The human to humans I guess it's not it's not strong enough to do anything to us But it can paralyze a piece of your body. You know if the venom seeps in the right place Highly potent neurotoxin primarily composed of whatever

A female black widow girl Yeah, and anyway, oh, so there's another movie that I couldn't sleep for two days That Carlos song what what it's insane. It's called burger infinity. No, it's not That's the name. It's called buffet infinity. It's a buffet. It's so good burger infinity is so funny buffet infinity just everyone gets sick and dies from a from a buffet. Yeah. No, it's it's a movie

Oh, it's a movie. It's not a documentary. No, it's a movie set all in commercials Brilliant from a local town. Is Netflix? No, no, I've rented it. Yeah, yeah, and it is I couldn't sleep for two days We after watching it and that's three times since that's it. Yeah, I've seen three. I got I got a one No, you're you're gonna hate it. What? This is not your thing. What do you mean this is our thing? McCone like it to This is our thing. I won't be in. This is not your thing. Why you're it's gonna drive you crazy and it's it's it's like the fun of it

It's annoying. No, it's just it just never stops commercials. It's all commercials for two hours. Oh, yeah

No, I don't want it. Yeah, but you follow the story that one. It's an interesting pitch. Yeah, yeah, but two hours of commercials is happening But then you it's like the movie they live Whereas as if you can wear the glasses now. Ah, so you're okay. No, maybe I do like that and and It's you you look at billboards differently

“You look at advertisement differently. Who did this and how when did this come out? Is this brand new or it's been out for a minute?”

It's pretty new. It's a Canadian film. Yeah. Simon glass 25. It came out. Yeah. Yeah. What did you get out rotten tomatoes? Second city TV so I was produced by a bunch of those second city guys. Yeah, I know some people I recognize. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, can you I what is the rotten tomatoes 100 shop Not a lot of review about 100% rotten tomato. No 14 reviews. That's not a real number. It's got to get reviewed

Yeah, I wasn't like reviewed review, but I mean, it's good. No, that's good. I think I might try it. I mean, I'm gonna hate it. You're right because it does I'm just gonna let you know. It's a set of commercials from the small town in Canada, right? And in the beginning of the movie, it's kind of just like you know your bland local television commercials from small businesses, right? But then as the commercials continue, it gets more nefarious.

No, I'm gonna try. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's awesome. It's a fucking awesome. It really is. And it's uh, it's a little disturbing. I like that. Yeah. It's a yeah. We need a little bit more

“disturbing. The world isn't fucked up enough. Carlos watched every second of UFC. Did you see that?”

I'm sure he did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it like a bomb was going to go off or something. What? What do you mean? Like an assassination attempt? Yeah. I'd be like, oh my god. Dark dark dark. That's the same. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. You're a lunatic. To see like half the government go away in one moment. Oh my god. You're a lunatic. What is going on? What are you doing? You're deep into the internet, huh? Oh, you have TikTok. Oh, this is about buffet infinity.

But that's TikTok. I'm going to watch it. And you're saying I have. So you saw on TikTok reviewer

“ago go off about it. That's why you saw someone on TikTok talking about it and then you got in your head.”

No, no, no. It starts there and it ends with tuberculosis. It always does. It starts. Dude,

I've been down the holes. Yeah. I've been down the holes where you go. This is kind of interesting. My holes. I can't reveal my holes. Everybody seen your holes. Yeah. No, no, my physical holes. Oh, my mental holes. Right. And my mental holes. No one could hear about them because I would be on a list. Oh, I know. Well, Carlos should be on a list, but I would be on some sort of list. You get new jeans. You did, didn't you? Because I commented they look good. Yeah. I got some new

salvage Japanese denim. I thought it was a little surprise for myself because I haven't done this in a long time. And what are your surprise? Yes, I was surprised. I was surprised because I really salvaged by the way. But they look very salvaged. They're very salvaged. And thank you. From a salvage yard? Yeah. In Okinawa. They were like give me a bumper of an 86 accord in those jeans. Yeah. That's a salvage yard. They're good. Okay. But you want to call a tool again?

“Oh, I don't need to call it. Okay. Excuse me, the door. Yeah. But um, yeah, I got some new jeans.”

It takes a long time to wear mine. They look very good. They're a little stiff at the beginning. They're very stiff. You just got it. You know what you got to do? Don't tell me. I shot. What? You're pulled. You're, you got to put them in your coffee pool. No, I'll tell you. Can I tell you what to do? What? This is actually a really good sneaky trick. Okay. You find a young person like a young dude that what like Richie or someone at the studio

and let him wear them for two weeks straight. Because they'll fuck him up. He'll sleep in them. He'll live in them. I don't want Richie's enzyme in my jeans. Richie's a clean kid. No, no, no. I don't care. Any biological matter that Richie has. I don't want him all my Jane. Okay. What about Carlos? Did you let him rock your jeans? No, because you don't wash raw denim. I know. Yes. I don't want his enzymes or you don't mean sal, or any of that on my

jeans. None of his epidermis should land in you. Yeah, whatever you do in my jeans. You're a little rave parties that you go to. I don't want them on my jeans. You put them on and look. Yeah, yeah. They would be like white on the inside. Yeah. All right. That took a little bit of this. Oh, TBG. TBG. TBT jeans. No, I'm going to do them on my own. I've done them before. I'm just going to do them. I went hiking in on me yesterday and people were looking at me weird.

No, that's actually smart hiking on them. Yeah, because there's it. I mean, you're not going to fucking believe this shit, dude. I'm so I bet I am. It's by my house, right? There's a little parking hiking trail. Yeah. You know, that one? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And there's a parking lot. Yeah. Right. So for 15 years I've been going there. No, they make you pay. So I get, I'm done hiking in these jeans. I go to my car. I got a parking ticket. I know. I was livid about it. I went there

and I was like, when have we had to pay for this? I've lived here for 20 years. You've never

had to pay for that parking lot for that park. Yeah. And now they put a machine and they make you pay. They make the way. Yeah. It's like 10 bucks for an out. It's something insane. It's insane. It's a hustle. Yeah. And they're like, oh, there's no government regulate it. Because I walked up to the car while he was doing it. We got to get on LA. Yeah, that park Ranger. That was like, what is going on? You know, Spencer Pratt wouldn't let that happen. He would not. No. Pratt

would have had no machines in parking lots. Yeah. Yeah. Hi. That's knit. Is that Miss Ramen herself? Yes. So what I'm saying is, is that you know what places? How do we get out? We got to move this place suck shit. Let's get the fuck out of here. You know what's so fucking unfortunate? But you want to go to places. I don't want to go. And I want to go to places. You don't want to name a place that you want to go. That I don't want to go. Name a place. Hawaii. Fine. I'll move

to Hawaii. I would love to move to Hawaii. But guess what, buddy? What way more expensive than here? What are you talking about? Taxis who? Everything. Everything. Where is the people say Nashville? No, that's just like a trend. No, no, dude. This is real. People say Nashville. It's awesome. Yeah. I could do it. Yeah. That's my boy. Zach Cousin. Shout out to look at I'm wearing his merch right now. Yeah. Right? Yeah. This is paid vacation. He lives in Nashville. Look, dude.

“Mersawa. Oh, good merch. Do you know him? Kersawa? Yeah. The stress. That's what we can ask for.”

Well, he had black foot. Kersawa lives outside in Nashville. Yeah. He lives in Knoxville, actually,

but you never see a Tennessee. I saw a movie last night called Cracken.

New Cracken is. Yeah. The Cracken from the sea, like the creek. Yeah, the sea Cracken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is like one of those that got zilla verses. No, it was just, it's a Norwegian movie, I guess. Yeah. I'm out on that. Yeah. It's, it's, we made the film about the Cracken. Yeah, that's basically what it is. I don't care. And it starts off good, but every decision, everyone makes in that movie is like, what are you fucking doing? No, we just do traditionally make

pretty cool weird shit. Yeah. Like you've seen clown, right? Yeah. Great. We should remake clown.

one in is that Norwegian? No, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great movie, but the Cracken is like, er, it's shot beautifully, but I'm like, why would you do that? It's bad ideas. Yeah, bad ideas. What we want to see is the Cracken. And we want to see a killing and eating people. Yeah. Yeah. And throwing someone over the mountain. You want to see a Cracken throw a human being as far as you can. Yeah. And when they show the Cracken, it's beautiful. You mean, but it's like, um,

oh, someone doesn't exist. It's all fake. Yeah. I mean, locked, yes. All these myth mythologies are just no exception. No, this could exist, especially if we keep up with what we're doing. Do you know

“about what's happening about the sewage from Tijuana flooding San Diego beaches? Have you not seen this?”

The Cracken may exist if Mexico keeps dumping their sewage. San Diego beaches are like you can't even swim in them now. Billions of gallons of untreated sewage and industrialists flow from Mexico down the river into Southern California. Wow. They said 150 out of 200 days. They couldn't swim in like Leo Cario. Maybe that was it down there? Yeah. Right. Isn't that Leo Cario down there? Maybe this is my theory. They're just throwing their poop up at us. If you see a can, right? And it's floating

down, open it. Maybe there's a Mexican inside it. Oh, that's coming through the sewage. Look at that, though. Yeah. So Mexico's sending so much waste into the ocean. You can't swim in San Diego right now. It's poop beach. It's literally poopy. Wow. It's fun. And there's no way there's no net you could put up. Here's the funniest part. The news was like Mexican government is working diligent. That's it right there. So Mexican, Mexican government is working diligently on getting the

waste out of the water. However, they've incurred many problems. They show a video of a big poop pipe

“it's leaking and they're just staring at it. Yeah. They're just looking at it. Well, that's what you do”

it as a poop pipe when you first, you know what I got to take a look at. Yeah, look first. Oh, they're

looking at it. And I look at them for about 12 to 24 hours depending on how long time I have it. That's what it looks like from an air review. That's all poop. Yeah, there's the old way, all that brown pot part is poop. That's poop, dude. Yeah, NASA can see it from space. NASA can see the poop from space. Oh, my god. I'm all trying to, that's so much poop. And that's all the way up by the military pace. That's so much good. So much, but you can't go in the water. That's cool. And Hawaii is there's no poo water there.

I'm space. No, people don't poop in Hawaii. They're too happy. Yeah. Yeah. It's just I say you bulls. That's right, dude. Just fish. I say bulls. Mahimahi. Yeah. We don't need to poop, brother. Let's move to where are we going to move then? You just said it. So Hawaii is out. Nashville's one. I think Nashville for me, um, I feel like, you know, an Asian dude. I know, but look it up. Is there a Korean contingency in Nashville? There's gotta be-- There isn't. I can't go.

We'll go there for you. I'll move there. I don't care. You know, I like Koreans. Okay. Yes, there is a visible and growing Korean population Nashville in the surrounding middle Tennessee region. Right on, man. How many people? How many people? It can't be nine dudes. If it's 38 or more, we're in. Yeah. No, it's gotta be at least 5,000. Five thousand. Yeah. Oh my god. What? 2,500 to 2,700. That's a lot. That's all you need. That's not what I need. I need 1,000.

Can build a village? Maybe if I go and maybe I-- I don't know. You could influence a lot of

“Korean people. Maybe I could influence it. Make it-- I can run the 2,700. What is it?”

Los Angeles metro area has-- Yeah. Three. Yeah. I mean, that's, you know.

You don't like many of them, though. There's only half of those. Here's what I don't like.

I'm pretending to you and your people. Okay. Okay. And what is it? And it's gonna sound childish when I say it. It's gonna sound like I'm being racist. For the whites. I mean, that's fair. Okay. I do it all time of you. Okay. And I want to say this is when you're in a Korean spa. Me? Just in general? White? In general? Okay. Okay. I counted. I'm just to say I counted. Close the steam room door all the way.

I mean, I've never had an issue with that. Okay. I have an issue with it. I mean, I've always closed the door, but I'm losing not closing the door. You're running into water? Oh, no, no. I counted. And I would do-- I was in the steam room with five other white dudes. And one would leave. I had to have to stand up, close it, sit back down. And the four other dudes, because I stay in there for like a half an hour, right? For observation purposes only, right? Is they all four

purposely left it open? And I have to get up and close it. I thought you worked there. No, no, no. So you're kept getting up to close it? No, no, no. No, it's sensible. No, you're on your lunch break.

No, no, to keep the steam inside the steam room. I've never had a problem with it.

Yeah, I have a problem with it. Well, whenever I had the Russian spa's in New York and the little gay ones, little gay undergrounds, yeah, we leave it wide open. Okay? Because everyone's like, you know, less than one, you can do that. Right? Right? But is it racist for me to say that like

I know you can't do that. Yeah, you can. You can make a private club and you can let in whoever you want. Yeah, but they don't do that. Well, why don't you go, why don't you make a private Korean spa for clothes? Just close the door. It's the rights only place in the Ozarks. So you can do those. Yeah, you can do it. Wait a minute. White's only spa? No, it's a white, we talked about this on the show, the white. Oh, the development. Yeah, I know. And they, I only could, they only let me buy like one or two

property. Yeah, but my point is, is that a terrible thing? No, it's not that big of a deal.

“It's, oh, I think I think you found a group of guys that were friends. No, it's a problem every time”

I go to spa three or four times a week. I count. That's the problem. Well, too, when I drive, it's all bad. Haitian drivers. So it's all the same thing. Interesting. Interesting. What I'm going to let me defend that? No, there's no defense for that. Oh, no. Yeah, the rest of the fence. Oh, the rest of the fence. Different defense. Different. Yeah, he's a different. There is no different. Okay. What I'm going to say is, and we've seen your cards. Yeah, you've wrecked like six cars.

Yeah, that, we've already talked about this. Yeah, but I'm saying you're not back at you're not going to, no, we leave the door open in a steam stream room. You hit people with a three ton piece of machinery. I have it's dangerous. I, no, one of these things doesn't kill people. Okay,

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the door, does it go ping-dong at the current spot? No, it makes no noise. No, all I hear is the woman in the corner going, you break you by. All right, let me defend Asian drivers. I may. Okay. Try.

Is there two time I do? Look at this. I understand that. He was in hurry. He was late for work.

He was late for work. That'd be Japan. Yeah, okay. So here's my take on it, all right? Yeah. I feel like that every race has their bad drivers. Because a lot of times, yeah, I'm driving. All of the bad Asian drivers moved here. Asians kicked them out of their original country of origin because they couldn't drive. Yeah, if you fail your driving test in China, they send you

“United States. That's a good joke. That's how they say your time. That's a day. No, get out of here.”

Okay, you know, every siren tell you. I can't defend. I can't defend it. It's impossible. You're not allowing me to defend it. Because you're thinking about what you might be. I don't know what I was going to say. What is it? Let me get it out. All right, go ahead. No interruptions point. Guys, no jokes. All right. No interruptions

please. Okay. No comedy. There's two points I want to make now. All right. Now I have two points. Oh, it's

growing. All right. Number one is I'm what? I'm a driver where stop signs and stop lights are suggestive suggestion. Sure. Right. So it's like late at night at three in the morning. If I'm at a stop light and I look around, there's no one around. I just run right through it. Like a bad driver. No, that's not a bad driver. I mean sure. No, that's gangster. That's gangster. It's illegal. And you're a bad driver. And I hope you hit a little kid on a bike who you don't see crossing one time when you

fuck around and find out. Oh, that's a terrible thing to wish on man. Stop running through, stop running through lights. At three in the morning. A kid could be out there, got a teenager in some, it's summer. It could be riding his bike around the neighborhood. Yeah, I have lights that come out called headlights. Well, now you have your glasses. All right. You can see the glasses have headlights. Okay. And also, um, I don't care about scratches and things. Your Prius look like it was

shipped back here from Iran. Yeah, look like it's spent a turn. If you arrive already made this fucking like in Thailand. All right. Oh, you go to any place in Asia, right? They get in a collision. The rolled out the window and they'll go, we okay. Okay. I'm okay. And they drive on. There's no insurance. You know, I mean, exchange to happen. You hit people all the time in an Asian country. It seems there's a correlation between them. No, no. It's that we don't care about things scratches. And

but you're also referencing a place where the cars are valued at probably like two donkeys and a, you know, and okay. And an egg. Yeah. Don't forget that. Yeah. Two donkeys and an egg. Yeah. So I'm saying here we have our vehicles or more. Oh, okay. In China, they do it too. Yeah, too many fucking people. No, it's like, oh, let's move on. Let move on. You know, that's a wow. I am. Okay. If I get a ding that move on, that book. No, you do a slight little

“bumper tap, right? Pull over. Right. We exchange cops coming. So what the fuck are we doing here?”

It's insane. Make up your own. All right. So that's number one. What was number one? That was number two. Okay. Just some arises. Oh, and number two is this, right? There's two types of drivers. Okay. In Asian drivers and everyone. I've driven behind Armenians and they drives a white people. Remember the bumper sticker I said the other day, if you get too close, I slow down. Yeah. It was a white person. That's funny. Yeah. I know it's funny, but she really means it for you to put

that in on your car. That's different. It's a sheet. Yeah. They're all. Okay. So what I don't know what you're doing. All right. So what I'm saying is is that, um, you know, there's a lot of it. But then you look at the fucking Tokyo drift, fast in the furious. Song Kang, they can all drive. Yeah, but he's the exception. No, no, no. I thought except for the rules, right? Some of us are the one, the one guy that was an F1, you can see no, he got, he got a, he's gone. He couldn't keep up. He couldn't keep up. No,

he didn't. Obviously, he didn't. He's gone. He's no verstapin. Okay. I'm telling you dog, you guys are the, I don't know what it is. It's your genetic code. It's not even like how are you gonna laugh? Huh? Have we got a mask? Yes. Some stereotypes are good. Some are not good. We're better at school. You're better at school. Yeah. Down. That's a engineering. It's just a room.

word. I just don't drive it. Yeah. You can build the car just don't drive it. Very good. That's a very

“good way. Yeah. Okay. Good. The AI says I have confirmation bias. Confirmation bias. Yeah. What does that mean?”

Yeah, it's a people hold a preconceived stereotypes. I like to remember it. It's preconceived. Okay. Yeah. You have confirmation bias. Okay. I've been another thing that I want to say. All right. And I'm not defending anything myself, gluten, right? But I'm a master of the male naked body. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you're one of them. Yeah. And I go to the spa all the time. Sure. I'm going to go to Monday night. Okay. Okay. And in the spa as I go, there's every race.

And I've seen every penis size. Yeah. Right. And the stereotype that I saw one Asian dude with a button penis. Okay. It was so small. It was like this. I wanted to murder him. Because he's the guy. He's the guy. Confirmation bias. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Confirmation. He's the guy that we all have the stereotype. Some white dudes saw that dude. You mean in Pearl Harbor or whatever and spread that rumor. Sure. Yeah. I mean, it was like American propaganda or whatever. They worked. Yeah. It did work.

Right. I all heard about it. Yeah. Yeah. And so it was that. And Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own penis. The same kind of rumor. Yeah. They got a rumor. And they worked. So what I'm saying is that, but I've seen a lot of Asian dudes that are carrying a lift heavy load. Sure. I have. I would say there's probably a few guys out there doing okay. I would say I compare to now the blacks for sure. Yeah. They're pretty good. No, they're the best. I've seen them.

Yeah. Yeah. Can we talk about this even? Yeah. What we're saying? Yeah. Is this this Confirmation bias or not? I don't. Yeah. It's not Confirmation bias. It's reality. Yeah. Right. Imagine being a black eye with a small penis. So sad. Yeah. It doesn't have to be sad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because being an Asian guy with a small penis, big deal. Make a joke about it. Make a career of it. Well, you know, white guy with a small penis, big deal. Go get money and you'll be

fine. Yeah. Being a black eye with a small penis. It's sad. All your other black friends are going to go. Damn dog. Yeah. Well, that's a bummer. Yeah. That's just that you just got to be. But I'll tell you this. So I used to belong to some porn sites from my masturbation activities. Yeah. We don't do it anymore.

We would assume. Yeah. Yeah. We'd never thought you would. Yeah. Research. Yeah. And there's one that I had

saved with a black dwarf with that's in the porn. Mm-hmm. And his penis was triple the size of any other being as I've ever been saying. That's so funny. Yeah. So it's like even the dwarf have big ones. Hey, God. God was on something. He built him. Yeah. Yeah. He built him different. He built him different. Yeah. You go. Whatever. I'm just making his penis huge. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't. You're not going to be able play basketball. Yeah. You're still not going to be a little swim. Big BDLP. Yeah. The BDLP. Oh. Oh. There's an LP love show now.

Bring this up. There's like a new kind of reality little person love show and I'm so excited to watch it. Little person is a TLC. It's got to be TLC. Little. Oh, what's it called? Little singles. Yeah. Little singles. Little singles. Wow. Wow. Yeah. You know craft cheese. You know they're called singles, right? The single slices. Yeah. I like that. Two more to go. How is there a whole game? Five of them on a dating show. Oh, there's more. Mm-hmm. No, that looks like. Yeah. No, that's only those five.

“Those are the main five. I think they're all like friends or so. I have no idea. That's 80% of the”

population. I mean how will he five? Well, because they often fit up in that tree. No, but it's I think they're looking for the best looking. They're making cookies. Yeah. Where's the chocolate? Yeah. Stop it.

Yeah. Look at it. She's never gone to a grocery store. Yeah, it's too high. Did they give them

food? What do they give them food? What do they give them full apples when they get on those counters and give me a full apple. Can't do half apples. Which she's never been to a grocery store. She had anxiety about being in hell. Well, dude, imagine those shells are so big. Yeah. I can't even read it. I was going to say he can't hit the top. Yeah, I can't hit the top. I have to ask. You mean my girlfriend's five ten. So I got she can do it. I go to get that. That's so funny. Yeah,

I don't care. I do want to watch this. It's on Netflix. What is this on? Yeah. Little TLC. Little singles. Man, TLC keeps making bangers. Huh? Yeah. Pull looks nice. Yeah. This is cupping the water.

“I want it. When is sex on the spectrum going to happen?”

You just want to watch it. Don't you want to watch it? No, you know what I want. What I'm

Yeah. Yeah. Great joke. Okay. Can't say it. I guess. Well, it's in the special. It's in the special. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So good. Yeah. Well, the world cups going on and I'm so sorry. Do you think USA? You're a U.A. Die Hard Football fan. Do you think USA has even a shot? Somebody who's not going to win, Brazil. They look terrible. Okay. Good. Spain is the best chance. Their midfield is so old. I can't even believe it. Okay. We are plus 3300 right now. Yeah. That's a

great bet. I just put 10 bucks on that. You would. Yeah. There's no way it's going to happen. Yeah. I mean, because I know I know football and I know France's team and I know England's

“team and I know Portugal's team. They're just, it's like, what the longest day in the long shots?”

What? We're the longest of the long shots. Do you just have their bench? Their bench is a world cup team? Sure. You know. So it's like, again, I know nothing about. Yeah. I mean, France has and pop a, I mean, they have a, you know, them ballet. They've got really good players. Is Muganto on that team? No. Muganto. Yeah. He's on the bench. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Bapé is French. Yeah. Where's he from? France. Which one? The one in Ghana.

Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, even ball again from the US team, which is born in Brooklyn,

but never lived here. Yeah. He moved in England. Yeah. You'd to London. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. And then

it's where your born is. What you can do or your parents. Well, he has dual citizenship. Right. He wasn't going to get on. I know the England squad. That's bad news. Which is cool. He's the, fuck it. I'll just play for America then. Yeah. I would do the same shit. Yeah. It's like what I leaned good. Remember? She played. She wrote for China, even though she could have wrote for us. Yeah. And I'm rooting for him because he was at the Arsenal Academy. Oh. And they let him go.

He wasn't good enough. No. They sometimes they like it. It's not good enough to be a gunner. That's just how it goes. No, but I'm, but listen, as a, Eborate, Eborate, as a, as a was in the, to Arsenal

Academy got let go played for shitty teams. Finally got on Crystal Palace and then Arsenal made them off

for when he was 27 years old. Wow. So ball again can come home. Ball again can come home. That'll be a song they sent. Yeah. Ball again can come home. Yeah. I love those songs. The fact that we haven't adopted that even a little bit in the states and any of our sports blows my mind. We still got the fucking waves. We still got the fucking wave. Every time I go to a down your game and they start it, I go like this. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or the hand, the gigantic hand.

Cut it out. I have 15 of those at home. Stop it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know where the wave started by the way though? California. Why? Should've, wouldn't you think it would start here? Start it up north. The Beast Boys? Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice to start a wave? The wave started up in Santa Francisco. Wow. It's, what if, oh Oakland, sorry. Okay. What if somebody started it and they're like, what the fuck are you doing? So guy with Tourette's. And no one does it and they're like,

what the fuck are you doing? I'm sorry for something. Like, who's, how do you do it? Do you have

“that same right there? Crazy George. Do you have to have a group of people know what you're doing?”

Dude, he's so loud. He yelled so loud. They said you could hear him at home plate from the outfield. He would scream my soul out. He was, he was the man. Yeah. And that spirit of Oakland will be dead now because now they're in Vegas. Oh, dude. I'm, I'm also tired of USA chanting. You like it? Love. Sometimes when I'm hooking up with my wife, I go, you say, yeah, you. Yes. Yeah, something about it. I'm patriotic. She salutes me. Yeah. No, I'm patriotic. But

owning away and she's, she plays the, but especially in apps. Oh, please, tap for me. It's especially when they're in the lipids and you're like yelling USA and then you're sitting next

to like a country that isn't, you know, I mean, a first rule country, right? And then it's just like,

if I'm like, I'm in my house and a homeless guy walks by and me go, I own a home. I own a home. It feels like, it feels like bragging. Yeah. Well, if you had any context to all the wars that we've been through and what we did. I have the contact to fight to be this place. Yeah. We're going to yell it in your face. It's a best country in the world. We're going to yell it in your face. And especially because all these other countries go, you're in a debate. Okay? Then why are

“you both here? Huh? Why are you here? Go home. Get out of here if you don't like it. You like it?”

Oh, dude. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. This new, you, USA, USA. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love it, dude. What does Korea say? USA. Even during a Korean man is crazy. No, I don't know what they say, but um,

you're recognizing that's natural chat. Hey, Han Ming, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

“You all do that. Crap, crap, crap, crap. Oh, it's, oh, it's.”

No, that's actually cool. Yeah. I like that. Let's do it three times a row.

You're right. I got it. I totally get it.

“Hey, Han Ming. All right. I think fans are Korean. I'm going to do mine. What is it?”

Clap once. Right. I want to, I want to greet my, yeah. All right. Clap once. Go.

Right. Clap three times. A thumbs up. And then there's a oo. Here we go. Wait, write it down.

“Write down. I forgot what I said. Clap. Oh, yeah. Clap, clap, clap. Oh, no, thumbs up. Oh. Yeah.”

So, I, you forgot. Clap. Oh, clap, clap, clap. Oh, thumbs up. What clap? Oh, clap, clap, clap. Oh, with a, with a thumbs up simultaneously. Okay. Zoom in, please. Clap, oh, clap, clap, clap, thumbs up. Ready? Here we go. Ready, one, two, three. No, see your rhythm's off. No, I, you're too fast. You're too fast. You were above me. Ready, one, two, three. Clap, ooh! Oh, I can clap! [laughter]

He's a friend, I just breathed. Sorry. Sorry, how about these shubs go? Yeah. This is my idea. Why we can't work in the business? Yeah, right? All right, right. One, two, three. Three. Ooh! Ooh! No, thumbs up, ooh! I thought it was just simultaneous. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You thumbs up and then ooh. Okay, here we go. One, two, three. Ooh! Ooh! Thank you for being a bad friend. (upbeat music)