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You're these two idiots. Whoo! I did an Asian girl. You two are disgusting. Whoo!

You two are something. The bad friends. North London forever. Whatever the weather. These streets are our own.

And my heart will not leave you ever. My blood will forever. Run through the storm. Congratulations to Arsenal. Congratulations to Arsenal winning the Premier League out of the 22 years of of of trying.

I saw a picture of a guy who went with his name. Non. There he is. He was with his name. I thought he was Indian bread.

He was bringing. I believe it. Non. Arsenal fan takes a photo with his name. Yeah, I thought that one.

Two title wins. Yeah. A guner for life, you must be. Yeah, and I have to say I know the fans are sick of it. I went to Canada this weekend.

How was Canada? You weren't trying. And went off without a hitch. No hitch is at all. Yeah.

And went off. Was that a hitch? Now tell me. Yeah. It sounds just totally.

It sounds like there were some hitches. There's two hitches. There's two hitches. I don't know if the fans will listen to it all the time.

“I think the fans would enjoy my hitches.”

A couple of.

But the third one I could let go.

I'd like to hear all three of you. No, the third one is as strong as the first two. The third one I could let go. The first two. What are you doing?

Just I'm lowering up. All right. Oh, he's lowering up. Oh, you're lowering up. All right.

So what I want to say to you, Carlos, is that I love you. You're improving every week. I'll tell you where their improvements are coming. Hell yeah. Every time he approaches me, he puts a bento in his mouth.

Literally true. Literally true. Literally true. A new bento that is mild and I'm like, that's gross. You know, I'm going to get the bill for spraying colonel over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he sprays colonel over his face. He approaches me. I'm going to get the bill for bad at the month. And it's going to be mentos. It's going to be 30 grand and I know.

I know. So that's an improvement. There's some things that he's done and said that we're kind of bothersome to me. Backhanded. Not backhanded.

Just an observation. Interesting. Interesting. Yeah.

“I'm going to say the first two and then I don't want any argument.”

So write it down if you have any arguments. Yeah, you told me I didn't talk.

Yeah, so I'm going to do the first two without any interruptions for me.

Yeah. And get a go, go get a piece of paper and a pen. And I will not allow you to even say it, we're okay. And it's just interesting little thing to admit of something that, all right. So are you ready, Carlos?

Or yeah. Where are you? I'm going to give my jewel. Yeah. Yeah.

One jewel per gripe. You get to huff one and hit her gripe. The first, I don't know why bothered me. It probably wouldn't have bothered you, but bothered me. Okay.

Okay. So I have Carlos go up on stage, stop. I did see photos of that. Yeah, yeah. He goes up on stage and he needs to say two things, which are, please no hackling and put

away your phone. And put your way for, oh, your way your phone is because Bobby has a special coming out. And we don't want anyone videoing it. Simply request. Yeah.

Right. And while he's doing it, I'm on the god mic. Which is the mic off stage. And I'm making the crowd laugh like hurry up. Yeah.

I mean boring. It's not like that. It's great. More energy. Classic shit.

Right.

So classic second show in Toronto.

He gets up to a giggling. He gets up to stage giggling. Right? He looks me right in the eyes and he goes, I feel like Robin Williams. I feel like Robin Williams.

Williams. How what do you think you have in common, Robin? No, no, he doesn't get to, sorry, now. You want to do it now or, no, I'll go a bit to bit. We'll go a bit to bit.

“So let them, you, I think you were, I think you were, let's do a little bit.”

Let's do a little bit. Let's do a little bit. Did you not say that? I did say that. I was feeling it so hard.

I was high as hell. We did an off stage. And I was proud of myself for killing it for my boss. Yeah. It was more like, I feel like Hannah Gatsby.

You know what I mean, yeah, you're the old lady. I'm hurting. No, no you. Good attack. Good attack.

Good attack. Good attack. You look good show. Very good talk. You believe you crush the cold open.

Like Robin Williams. I do well. Okay. He did not. You got laughs.

The laughs were from me. No, no, no. And they got all of them. They were from me as well. Okay.

I mean, does it bother? Okay. I couldn't think of it in an algae. I think maybe I thought of the feeling. Can I give you just an algae?

Let's say I'm a construction worker, right? And I'm working on a home. Yeah. One day, and in fact, my son, my son's 15 years old. Come to work with me, son.

Right? And I'm putting it in a nail.

Right. And the last bit, I go, son, come over here. Grab the hammer. He does the last bit. The sun does.

Yeah. Then looks at his dad and gauze. I built a house. Right. That's the feeling.

I built a house. No. You put it. Yeah. Yeah.

You're not Robin Williams. Yeah. He didn't feel, I bet you're money. I bet you money. That if Robin Williams still live, right?

That feeling that you have, he never has.

Oh, that cocky feeling. Yeah. It's, it's not even remotely. I mean, give me your.

“I would, I, so that you said, would it make me mad?”

No, and I'll tell you why. Why? Oh, good. I like this. I want to calm down.

Yes, please. Because I would have never let him go on stage. I know. Andrew, you would have been psyched for me. I know.

But I would have been happy for you. Yeah. But if he said that to you, what would be, would be your reaction? I didn't bring him back out stage on stage. I had to go and Robin Williams guys.

Everybody give it back up. Let's have him do another 10. Another 10. Yeah. I was on his own.

I was mad. Like you were a dinner. Gripe too. Well, I'll tell you why I was, that's the gripe too. And do not say anything before.

Okay. Write it down. Okay. Here's my gripe too. So, well, there's a couple of gripes, but there's actually more gripes now.

But the gripes are growing.

Yeah, gripes always grow.

Like grapes. Like grapes. It's a fine of gripes. Yeah, it's a vine of gripes. Mm-hmm.

But I'm going to say one gripe. Okay. So, after the second show, what does one do after a show? You go to eat. You have to go to eat.

You have to go to eat. You have to go to eat. You're hungry. That's why I'm here with you. You worked very hard.

Dude, you're so fucking smart. Where did you go to eat? We went to this hot pot. We really liked it. We went to this hot pot place.

We really liked it. Mm-hmm. So, we're walking there, and there's a gigantic Indians/trikish man with us. Okay. Security.

No.

I've never seen him before in my life.

Who's the man? I don't know. His name. There was another his cousin. Was it with them, too?

Or some friend? Yeah. I think his name is Haroon. Haroon? Yeah, yeah.

So, stop. I said, don't say anything until I'm done. Yeah, I'm just lowering up.

“I'll lower your, get your orders and go to your council or whatever you need to do.”

All right. I'm Carlos Cox. All right. We're at dinner, right? And these guys are with us.

Just sitting at dinner. Eating a meal. With them pay for, yeah. Did you, did they introduce himself to you at all? The, the big guy did not know.

So, so. All right. So, and the other guy. I only know his name because, um, during dinner I go, what's your name?

And he goes, "Hoodoon." I don't. All right. I, I, I turned to Carlos when they're both gone. They're at the, um, uh, sauce, um, sauce bar.

Sex bar, section. Sauce bar, yeah. So, they're away and I go, "Who's the fuck is this guy?" And this guy, Carlos goes, "Oh, that's Akash's brother." Our Haroon sing.

Yeah, Akash sing. Right? Do you remember this when I looked at him and I went, Oh, yeah. What was it like, you know, I hang out with,

growing up with Akash. And he goes, "Oh, I've only met him a couple of times Toronto. You're on her. Yeah, you're on her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

it says here Carlos said hey man gonna talk to Bob tonight when we get off the plane things have dot dot dot and Hassan says L.O.L. week to week we live one day at a time. I don't know if that is a Muslim thing but I don't know what that is. It's a A.A. thing. It is. Yeah. And he said tell him Akash Singh bigger but younger brother is here to make sure he's good when he's here. Okay so when I asked him

are you his brother? He goes I've when he comes to Toronto I come to his house so I just I just want to tell anyone out there when I'm on tour from now on if you're a serial killer if you're on the FPI of most mournless list just just just come to dinner. Talk to Carlos. I know they never caught the Zodiac killer but if you're in town just come to the anyone come to dinner. Come on

to dinner. Come on to dinner. Live. Connor you're on it. Yeah yeah. He liked him so much he got a ride to the Ritz car. No I got a ride because I didn't want to be in the car with you because I told you to take a chill pill because you were being manic. Oh yeah because you're I'm with people there that are are supposed to be there. I mean if you have issues with standing up and like with

boundaries and telling people who can and cannot come to dinner that's your job.

“But you should whisper that to me before we go and you would have no problem”

time to hold on. Don't throw me out of the bus. I I am simply waiting for my ride.

let's go back to the DM because because what I would interpret this is if I'm

“Carlos and he says tell him Akash sing bigger but younger brother is here. My”

immediate reaction would be your related to Akash. You're right you're on or that's the question I could have asked. But instead you said oh I know Akash we love aka I've known him since 2011. You didn't inquire of whether or not this was Akash's brother or reach out to Akash to say is this guy your brother? Now how did this man DM you? He DM badpager your page. Either way the point is you

didn't inquire if this man was actually a relative or just a local host of

comics. Look they're holding hands. No that's my hands and my pocket brother and

look at my head. I'm going who is this? This evidence you're trying to display. Yeah yeah who took this photo? You did. No I didn't. Yeah you did and you did this because you know I was going to do this and this is insane there's cat. Cat version of this photo. Yeah yeah yeah. I have a piece on my side. I have a better iPhone than that. Yeah. Okay this gentleman came to dinner. Yeah. Bobby was

being cordial and got through the dinner although he was uncomfortable with the whole thing. At the end was there any semblance of an apology or like hey I didn't know I fucked up or any of that? No. No. Interesting move Carlos. No. Yeah. He was visibly upset about this whole having strangers at the dinner. I don't think he was visibly upset about it. Then why did you say to shut your mouth during

“dinner? You what did you say what did you say then? You need to relax. Okay.”

Take a chill pill is what you said. He said chill pill. That's like how we took it. Okay. He was manic Andrew. He needed his meds. You would have time. Hold on. Hold on. Did you invite two strangers to dinner? Yeah but they were cool and they were the same color as a case. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Everyone in Toronto was brown. I know. The whole city is brown.

Make it all come to dinner. I don't know. Well I guess now they can. I guess when I go to Toronto next year come on out. It distant cousins of our gosh come out. And I'm so torn managing that. And also you know I'll pay for it. Anyone can come out. It's not the money problem. It's that you had strangers at dinner. It's it's a combination of different things. Were they backstage? They came back

stage. Sure. They did. After the show. Yeah. Oh sure. Of course they did. No. You're in my green room. Of course they were. You're on her. They weren't on the backstage list. And he was standing by the door walking with other people who were and I got to say I got a little afraid of it. And I was like, oh hi. Yeah. You can come. Well nothing says good tour man. Like fear. Yeah. Yeah. So you got a afraid of this

man. So what did you do? You let him in. Someone has someone comes with an axe to the door

“and you go, get in your Bobby sitting down eating dinner. I'm not secret service. I wasn't”

trained in military tactics. I understand, but a tactic you are very good at is deflection and diversion. How come you didn't deflect and go, let's figure this out. And you guys want you to sit out there. Let me talk to Bob because he needs to. And then. I also told him, I don't, from our last trial, did I not write that I don't want people back there if I don't know them. That was presented. That was the previous trial. Okay.

Time. You said Rob Williams. There were two guys. I didn't know at the dinner. I mean, what the fuck is there else to say? Let me say this. Listen, I don't know anything about him. You got along swimming. I know, but I would rather get a ride home with him. Yeah. Then you that night. Well, I'm, yeah. By the way, interesting tactic by the general to ride

with the enemy versus his own team. Never seen me in history. But he doesn't trust his own

team enough. He rides with my own team. That's interesting. Yeah. It's the most interesting. I let's talk. Yeah. Yeah. Now, let me say this. No, let's, let's say, let me get the, let me get Andreas and McCone in the action. Go ahead. Yeah. Andreas, what do you think? I want to see his difficult to defend Carlos here. I really want to. I'm sorry. The jury, the jury has a talk. They'll talk in court. Yeah. Yeah. In this what court they do. Okay. That friends court. They talk. They talk. All right. McCone. And be honest. And you know, I know that we have, but please. Oh, no. I think Carlos should be keeping you safe. And there he really was putting your life at risk. Exactly. Life at risk. Let me ask a lasting McCone.

Right. The Robin Williams. What do you think of that? I was hiding. No, no, I mean, I am McCone. Just good. I did hear he crushed. Oh, we heard he crying. I'm being on it. I think the backstage thing. I heard it. I got back. No, no, who told you that he crushed song in the internet. No, yeah, strangers were reaching out in the Diaz being like, I didn't know Carlos had it. And I'm like, he really like. He went for the golden skill. So you, he so he was Robin in that night. He. I think he was very high. Robin was

that you were high. You were high. You were high. I met high from the from being on stage. That's

what I meant. Oh, you weren't you weren't intoxicated? No, not before the show. Yes, Mark. You know, I, I, I, I get pretty good as well. I am. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I was not going to do it. And I walked off stage. And I thought like, hmm, these details are interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because he was probably gets off stage. He killed standing on vacation. He's feeling he's feeling and I feel okay about it. Yeah, but you, you do 34 seconds. No, I did like, like, 242 seconds. And I'm not a comedian. So it's

more exciting for me. I don't have to have this brooding. Like, I didn't really kill even though I know I did. Okay. Let's, let's move forward in the case. Copy. It was there because the judge has moved on. Yeah. Was there any apology at all about letting in foreign objects or people? No,

there's an apology the night before because I, I yelled twice and then I called Bob and yeah, yeah,

here's a note that you got. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there's more. So there's more. Right. Yeah. So the vine gets longer and as the vine grows. Yeah. As the vine grows, right? Puppy. Oh, it gets afraid of loud noises. Or something else. No, this guy, this guy snaps at strangers. Who are you? You didn't snap at

“the, at the random guy's attack the door. What did the door do to you? What did the door do to you?”

Oh, it's, it said don't open me. Chief. So you, you opened it. If a door says don't open me, he attacks it. Are you? So anyone in LA, County right now, remove those. Remove those signs. Yeah, because he will attack it. Yeah. Yeah. He kicks it. He pulls on it running and goes fuck you. Carlos, I will say this, this can be a time for us to not have a strict, you know, you, you, you can either, you could either, you can either catch a guilty charge or you can do a sincere apology

for some of the gripes that I know, but we do this every week right now. We, every week we do this. Right. And there's slight changes in behavior, mentos, right? Mentos in Cologne is pretty big, right? So he does a little bit of some like a cave troll. Who's Cologne? My own. Well, kind of me. Now I didn't go. It's from large mar. Yeah. Man, let go. Yeah, we were talking about it. It's more goat than we were talking about.

I didn't know if you switched Cologne. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, so that being said,

“you now know that nobody can come back stage without clearance, right? Yeah. Do you feel bad about it?”

Or you're still sticking to your gun saying, no, Bob, you had a good enough time with the guy that you don't know. No, of course not. I do feel bad about it. And I told you that. I said, I felt like I let you down this weekend. And you said, um, no, you didn't drop the ball. Like there's this gaslighting thing of like saying something was fine the night before. And it's like it's like you're in a relationship. And you're wife and you're wife and you're wife and you're wife keep cheating on you. And you still go back.

And you're still together. And eventually the screaming and the yelling and the beat it. And then that stuff, you just kind of get used to it. And then it's like, oh, you cheat on me again. So you're on an abusive relationship with Carlos. I think so. Yeah. I think we need therapy. And in fact, can I say this? This is true. There's, yeah, Hollywood therapist, so reliable. I do therapy for that. I'm ready. I swear it's for the love of the heart.

All right. I'm just saying therapist isn't valid. This is what? And I got it. I got it. And I look at me. I got you. I need your help. I got you because it's coming up. It's bubbling. Yeah. It's raging. I'll try to be calm. Hey. So look, no, just look at me. Please. Yeah. Please, look at me. Looks like me. Oh, I got you. Oh, I got you. I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to be.

I've had a great week, arsenal one. arsenal one. Right. And I've sold out.

“I was literally trying to like not even remember. I took you. What did I say?”

In the parking lot he said, I don't think I should yell at Carlos today. Yeah. What I said. How have you been? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I did. I go. I go. I have so much resentments. You know what I mean? The thought is what it counts. Yeah. Yeah. And I look at you. And I said, I don't think I should bring it up today because I think the audience is tired of it. And you said, bring it up. Bring it up. I want to hear it. Yeah. Yeah. So I find it up your honor.

You did. Yeah. But I want to hear because I am. Yeah. So I think, you know, the Robin Williams fine. Okay. And it's on Robin Williams charge innocent on rock. Okay. And it's not Robin Williams. And it's not Robin Williams charge. Yeah. If you were to watch Carlos that night, it would be just like watching Robin Williams. Same shit. Same shit. Right. Same energy, same, you know, I mean talent.

Okay. Thank you. Second charge though. Charge 2. Charge 2. Guilty. Very. Yeah. Yeah. Guilty.

Guilty. You're probably going to get an extended sentence because of the level of the guilt. I mean, it's like scary guilt. I want to say something on this court. Yeah. This is a translator who is. Yeah. I don't believe. Yeah. Your judgment might be impaired.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the only reason I'm not touring this year is because of him.

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I'm bringing the laptop out like Bieber. No. Just yourself. 10 minutes. And you're going to drown. You're going to drown so deeply that I'm going to be on the side of the stage like a hyena. I'm just going to do it late that night. Okay. Do it. What? 12 minutes. You're doing because that extra two might hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The extra two minutes hurts. The extra two is going to hurt. Yeah. It's like a void. How about this? Here's the new rules. Yeah. Tell me the rules.

12 minutes. Yes. No god Mike fucking around. Yeah. You're going out totally cold. And you're being introduced. Not over the god Mike from him, but by a staff member. So a stage hand. Yeah. Or some of them are going. Ladies and gentlemen, Carlos Serrara. That's it. Okay. Standard. Walk out music. Kanye. No music. Yeah. No music. No music. Cold. Cold. Free. Because Robin Williams would be able to go up cold. Didn't need music. Right, dude. Yeah. And be able to kill for 12.

“Didn't need music. You didn't need music. Didn't need a god Mike. You know what's going to happen?”

So I'm going to do so well because I'm expecting not to. Should we tape it? I want to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bobby use that I did well. You were happy for me in every city. We both did well. We both did well. Without god Mike. Without god Mike.

All right. So 12 minutes. No music. No intro. No hype intro. No you guys. It's Bobby. I'm by brought my friends with me. None of that. Yeah. I don't even do that.

I do that. He's I'm saying. I do it. He gets mad because I go out low energy. He's the first

I mean, one up like it was Julian Casablanca. He was getting kicking the stool. I don't want to be here. I mean, that's the vibe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But let's try that 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Friday night, Minnesota. Yeah. I'll bring up racial stuff. People will laugh at that. I can't wait to see it. I'm so excited. McCone has to be there to film. I'm so excited to do it. Yeah. And McCone's going to film. And it's going to be great. And then when you get off stage,

“you're going to realize you're not robbing one. Bobby, what did I tell you about?”

And you're yelling at me. You're on or you're on or you're on or you're on or you're on.

Which is leaving out crucial evidence that just makes me look bad by leaving it out.

What are some of the things he's leaving out? Well, what I told him backstage was your job is so hard. Like I was like, oh, I can't believe it. That was like crazy hard. Just compliment all the time. Yeah. Compliments. Did you believe any of them? No. Okay. Absolutely not. Lies intoception. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm going to tell you work on your deception. Yeah. Work on your work on your threat level. One security of not letting someone

through backstage. Yeah. Yeah. That could have been very bad. Yeah. Hypothetically. That could have been bad. I'm glad I worked out. Yeah. I mean, but it wasn't. Anyway.

Hey, how was your week? A place case close. My week was the Dominican Republic. It was amazing.

McCone obviously has the photo we can show you. McCone came to my sister's wedding, which was pretty amazing that he was there. I'm shocked and a little annoyed that he was there. I greeted him with such disdain when I first saw his face with my family. Who flew away? He flew himself out? I flew him. I get it. I flew him. Yeah. What was I going to do? Yeah. Do you get talk back from McCone? I sure do. I sure do. You do.

Really? Do you want to talk about what happened today? So there's McCone on the beach. We made him break his hair for the wedding. That looks dope. It actually was. That was dope.

“We should have kept it. He took it out. I told him to keep it. Yeah. You should have kept that.”

That looks dope. He kept going. It hurts so much. It hurts every day. I couldn't move my head up or down. Really. It's like so tight. Cere needs to be a trial for McCone. We need to. Yeah. I will be the judge, okay? Oh my god. Yeah. It was so big. Don't. It was so big. Don't. It was so big. It was so big. You all right? Great to see you for what?

Love you, what? Have to surprise. You know what we do this for you? Oh yeah. Do you want to do it on the days? Take a seat, Big D. Ladies and gentlemen of the bad friends universe, the one in the only Doc Willis returns to the bad friend show. My man, Doc is back in the building. It's been a

“long time. Do we have a count on the last time he was on the show of how many episodes ago it was?”

It was over. It's early 100. It's got to be a year and a half or two years now. More? It's three years. Almost three years. Summer of 22. Summer of 22. So that's oh my god. We're coming up on our fourth year. Doc Willis returns to the bad friend show. Bobby is in awe and for the dead air replacement. People that don't know and they're not watching. He is holding his face. He's crying because we've surprised him with bringing Doc back to the show. Oh, and he's getting emotional.

Amen. They say they yell a man. He turned red. He's trying to be very red. That was beautiful. I'm not yellow anymore. This man. Yellow and blue makes red by the way. Listen man. I just want to say it's good to see you. Great to see you, too, bro. You know, I have a deep history with you. You know, you don't need to look for a very long time. And, you know, I, I've just, I've just, I've just missed you and thank you so much for coming back on. And, um, I don't know. I think this is the

best week of my life. I mean, our slow wins. You know, I mean, you know, Carlos does the wrong Williams, but then, uh, Doc. Anyway, um, and to see you back, it really, it really did really good. And, um, yeah, I, uh, thank you for being here. And I love you. And, um, let's give Doc a little throw out of the clock. I just, what, what is the prize? Yeah, that a good surprise or what? You look great. Yeah, you look great. Yeah, you look great. Healthy. Yeah, because I was up at a 180

Now, he's back to Chalamet. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You look 20 years younger. Yeah,

“yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, loss of due for you.”

You look good too, bro. That's a good thing. Yeah, man. It was, um, I had Type II Diabetes. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, that's not good. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Well actually my cousin she's like get your ass in the doctor you got free health care What's your favorite kind of juice? Uh pomegranate Oh, that's that's a good juice. Yeah, it is very good. And so I was like, alright, let me just go in boom So I go there and He basically just

Called me fat to my face

I've never heard a doctor even. You know what I'm saying like the dark man

You walked it. Did you get on the scale?

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we first go in. They said that before you you went on the scale”

No, no, he said it right after that. Okay, but he didn't say fat. He just so let me explain He had one of the baddest female students I've ever seen and he was like is it cool if we just do this exam in front of your online shit I do this shit naked She was beautiful So white well was that Asian and you yeah, um and like yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah could be Asian Asian Indian Asian that's right. Yeah, okay, and she was like just like really really Presently pretty that's okay. Yeah, so He'd look he does all this stuff Looks at everything and then he says everything was good. So far you you look my old and everything's okay And then he looked at her and he said, but however you see right here on a computer

“He said we got to move the cursor over here and click obese”

And then I go what the fuck you mean and he was like because you know you'll be a man The am I is too high and I said you're just gonna say that right in front of the bitch It was embarrassing. I was not the call of being sorry

He always black dudes always calling holds a bitch

So I was like all right, what was next? He said okay, I need you to go in and take some blood because I'm concerned about you give some blood I'm just gonna say okay, so I'll go in and then I come back three weeks later. He's a man. You diabetes So I had an early stage of that and then so I was having issues with my stomach like I told you guys He said, well, let me send you in to get an ultrasound on your abdomen

So he goes in I go in they do the exam and then I come back and they go amen You got two lesions on both of your kittens you got something on your kidneys and you got something on your liver And he said so we got to do more testing and blah blah blah And then he said because of all of this, I'm gonna send you to go get a colonoscopes So I go do the colonoscopy they find a pilot, but then like oh, man, we got a we got a or also went to the urologist too

So I got a test come I got to get the results so I actually just did a CT scan for that this past third I can't believe they fit so many bad things and such a small box It's crowded you know, it's like It's like trying to put jawbreak is in a limit here It fits but you know, here's a good news you look a thousand times better

Tell him why you told me what you were up to he said no, he cut out no booze no junk no no no What you ever throw out no booze we don't do that

You said no being on well, here's what happened so said I'm not drinking water for a while to know that's

What it was was the doctor when I told him about the wine he's like now He said the things this happens to you is mostly due to your sugar He says I was expecting your pancreas your liver and everything He says the wine is good you can do it, but you still got to do it only two glasses a day and I said yeah That's already where I always was doing I don't drink like you're young

I'm drinking drinking drunk. Yeah, so sometimes over here you did no never you had two always always Always two always. Let's get back to mind, please So the thing was was when when the test happened when the test came back about the liver He was like so what you want to do for right now until we see what's going on He said because it mostly points to fatty liver due to diabetes and overweight

Yeah, he said so just we want to scale back on that So I said I'm going to stop period so that's what I did. I just stop

Drank in a while yeah, yeah, they're two like the thing like especially for this closer to you

“Bear friends who always I'm the alcohol like I'm the alcohol”

Yeah, I can it on you for somebody I've always since I was young never been able to get drunk like it makes like I get really sick

My mother actually had an intolerance to alcohol. So you couldn't drink at all So I have kind of the same thing if I drink more than two three I get really sick. So like sometimes I was sneaking try to do like four glass man I'm over there hurting front man. It's what it works. So I will always stick to two three tops The no sugar no sugar. So through intermittent fasting twice a week

Sometimes that eight 16 eight and sometimes twice I did 48 hours in a row try to go three straight. That shit is rough Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, and I'm looking like Carlos. Yeah, well, it's actually really good for you because it causes a Topic and when the top of you occurs that's when the sales start eating each other and they start looking not eating each other But they start looking for things to eat so first start off by eating your fat in your body. They eat a week itself Yeah, yep, so the longer you can go the better the top of you

“So doctors recommend doing it only with water fasting”

I did it twice without and then when I started doing the fasting I would do lemon water to replace my electrolytes That's right, so as you lose electrolytes when you fast. Yeah, so you'll be careful But it's actually super grateful you so my A1C went down from five six point six to five point nine As your mental function better you think when when you fast people say they see something in their brain function The best feeling in the world after when you get to that forty eight hour point. I've never even I'm like

They call it lightheaded, but it's almost like you're high It's like the best feeling in the world. That's a man and I wanted you want to keep going But your mind you fighting with your mind because you're not really that hungry either It's like a weird space you in and you feel like you floaty. It's one of the most beautiful feeling

Like man, this is amazing. So I always try and I'll just to fast just because of the feeling of it

What was the sugars that you were in taking a lot? Was it sweet or was it okay last year was the year you last year was the year that I've ever ate like this Right, so when I was on bad friends I was roughly about kind of where to where I am now So when I left and last year I went to New York came back in February From there I just was in the house and when I tell y'all I was eating back to where the point where my cousin recognized

When she would talk to me on the phone just like because I told her what I ate and I had eight I would always eat a Starbucks little donut and some coffee every morning You know food and then sometimes and then wait to about afternoon to a clock I don't know you know I don't have a little one So now I'm drinking wine. Yeah. Oh coffee and in Starbucks you know it's a cup cakes and shit

Almost totally just fucking myself and then I would eat and I said damn I ain't it's five o'clock Let me go on a jack in the box. I don't feel like cooking too high

So I did that shit and I got in a bread of it. What would you get that jack in the box? I always get the tacos

You ever get the tacos. Oh, no, that's it. I don't want to talk with you I'm a trusting taco and I don't want that egg rolls damn you. You can make it yourself Well, why are you jacking the box and cuz those are the two things that the other places don't have well because of the deals Well, you get the ass So the app I was like I can save more money. I don't really eat like this. I was telling myself

My mother never fed me fast food when I was younger. Okay, like that was our thing She used to get mad at me when I would go to McDonald's But you know what you like that. I taught you how to cook it. I'm like, man. All right. I'm relaxed Yeah, it was just the partner right. Oh, what did you get when you got jacked up? What would you eat? I would always get the The breakfast combo sandwich every morning if I do go to number 23. Yeah, I don't know until I load it

You load it up and then I would always get the jack in the box butter the buttery jack combo What's the buttery jack? It's um, I don't know exactly what it is, but it tastes good in a mother The buttery jack is a burger with Swiss To me it looks like that. You just a buttery burger. Mm-hmm probably cooked in butter So you haven't had that in a while in a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not done

Yeah, so I was balancing it all cuz I was like whoa, they got better quality be so I want to eat too much You do you sure burger you were eating burgers a lot of burgers eat yeah burgers and pizza and Where's your pizza spot? What what would you get? Is this place around a corner called Joe Peeps? Yeah, yeah Oh, they're good. Yeah, they're good. So wait a minute you pop a pop ice too

“But pop ice over KFC for you. Yeah. Yeah, good man. Okay, good man smart. Yeah, Mark. Why though?”

Because this is the taste. Okay. The pop ice is better chicken by far. It is

The best fried their fries way better than KFC. Not the french fries. I'll try chicken. They're fry. I'm saying they're they're fine. Okay. I didn't know I didn't know

“Okay, good. There it is. What's great? You never had pop ice. I never had pop ice. I don't like the cartoon”

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Where I went eating on the spinach Then I will do spinach and tomatoes, spinach with onions and squash spinach with broccoli

“I was like yeah, yeah, it was like everything spinach and then turn around and I'm really that's what you've been about Bob”

Kenney stones from spinach. There you go. So the lesions that they sand that's in my on my kidney And so I'm my kidneys if either kidney stones or the letter Wow, wow, yeah, yeah So kale is our good no kale's good. They both good for you, but they it's got less is got lower oxillates Man spinach. What the best vegetable I can eat because I eat kale by eat bok choy bok choy is good Broccoli is good in fact the best vegetables that your people know of is fermented vegetables or even better kimchi kimchi

She's one of the best you can okay good for most for many levels. It's really really Yeah, most vegetables bok choy arugula and dark leaf lettuce lightly lettuce is not good for you. In fact, there's a lot of research that says kale is total bullshit as well But dark leaf lettuce lightly lettuce has almost no nutritional value to be so put it in speech and people are very good for you Okay, would you say put it in spinach in a kidney stone?

Yeah, no, no, he did yeah ox late the calcium ox like a lot of kids

“So what you have to do is you have to have a protein with it. That's right. Fine. The oxillates”

Oh, so if I ate if so if I had steam spinach and some steak, they bind together

High calcium level Cheese is are usually what they say was spinches. Oh, I didn't know. Wow. Wow. I can get you there So you went all spinach for a while for a while. Wow. Yeah, that was how it was like how was olive oil was she good? How she been Our broodus, I think broodus. Yeah, so doc all this huh, and I'd be a walking to you've been walking a lot Japanese walk Yeah, what your hands behind your back

Japanese It's hands behind your back, right, isn't that what it is? All right, well the whole the whole the whole the Japanese walking Yeah, Japanese walking. It alternates three minutes of brisk walking three minutes of slow recovery and a total of 30 minutes So it's warm up, so it's interval walking levels. There you go. Oh, oh, yeah, and this says warm up and then fast interval slow interval

“And when you see something that you haven't seen before on your walk, you must say, oh”

That's crazy. That's how to do it. What it for us. It's just like you know me in us to do it

It's what you do. We always do it. Yeah, but now when you're walking there is a big thing

They say people take walks, so my wife and I walk like every night, but they say do not Beyond your phone or check your phone because night time walking with phones I say is really bad for you. Well, yeah, because you being on the phone at night period It's real blue light real bad for your brain So if you was having a song, yeah, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, you're transformation is

Yeah, you look happy. He's healthy. He's happy. Yeah, I mean, you know, I'm doing I'm doing great. You know, I always I think I feel like even when I was on bad friends I've always been happy But now you're really happy the same. Okay. Oh, you think that's the same. No, but you've gotten a boost in your life I feel mentally you feel like you've figured out more stuff in life, right? Like you've got a clearer path than what you want No, it's even harder

You're like, but I just have your vision board. Yes, how's the vision that I had to tear it down until you it was the wrong vision You been doing stand-up any or no, not really I've been kind of like I said I've been really working on my My health okay. I've been like standing I've been doing like some mics and a couple shows in it But mostly I've been just working on health to some people. Yeah, because I'm gonna turn on everything People want to need to do podcast what I'm like now like I'm just trying to and then you know

I didn't say anything, but my great not passed away, you know, so I was kind of been like a Like I've been in the haze and I'm still in that haze, but it's like it feels good like I'm like Oh, okay, you know, I'm just going and taking these day versus me saying what's next?

“What I gotta do tomorrow? That's right. What do we do? What do we do now is more important?”

I don't get to right now, but I think staying present present is important. Yeah, and yeah, and it's a big thing in the program It's the the only thing not supposed to be saying now being the only real thing is the present moment be here now My mother used to say when I used to worry on the phone

She'd always be like all right now bring it back bring it back you're going to far ahead stay right here

No, bring it back so she always that's what I hear. Yeah, I always hear when I'm thinking man What I'm gonna do next in this why is this that bring it back bring it back bring it back? It's a great way to coach yourself and keep yourself in this moment because like they say what's the same as I? No, it's in a future depression is in a pair. That's right the moment of solidarity and it's now That's right, or they say you never assume why

Because you you really don't know no because if you assume you make a asset of you and that's right I'm setting him up Everyone's here. You want to do more. Let's do more. I know I know I know I know I know if you'll one foot in front of the future Yeah, I'm doing that one now and you have one foot in the past you're pissing on today

That's actually very good. Yeah, you're going to run to that one. No, never why may asian we know these

“I think yeah, we're both what the one that's you please don't make one off”

Give me one yeah, yeah, yeah from Chicago. Go ahead. No, no, I was going to do one of your people Okay, go. What's the Asian thing about the tree the plant the tree do Asian called Asian saying planting trees Asian saying planting trees watch it'll deal now. It'll pop it up right there have a video. Okay there is zoom in The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago the second best time is now Take action immediately. Mmm. It's very good one. Yeah, very good. See the Asians men you guys have all of the

This we're all you this is where it all cuz if we don't do that we go

Yeah, I've always I know you have but I mean now it sounds like you're more focused. Yeah, because it's like

Are you going to church? Yeah, I don't need to go you don't need to go Don't I just go all the time. I just since COVID. I haven't been in the wild. That's fine. Yeah, so it's kind of like you know You scared of hunt of virus and Ebola and all these new viruses are coming about or no You sure do you you got COVID seven times

Remember oh my god You did have COVID more than anyone I've ever met yeah Yeah, yeah, even myself. How the fuck I keep getting you But I want to warn you though with hunt of virus and Ebola if it's not gonna spread but I'm sorry Easy what such bullshit on this kick. It's not coming around. You know it's more likely the fucking garden grove a factory

That's about to explode here in LA. Oh, I know that one effecting us yeah, or Gardina. I'm just saying hypothetically If I'm just saying hypothetically if these two diseases mutate and they become airborne Spreads like COVID right you got to be more careful

“Remember that he boasts what this just happened before. This ain't the first time. No, it's not the first time”

Oh, happened in Dallas Dallas and a couple other places. There's also no active cases of spread with the United States We it's contained. Okay. Oh, yes alternate news. I think. Oh great. Yeah, can I just say something sure

virus is one a survive right and because of global warming and because of the cutting down of the rain forests

Right these viruses is mutate stop it. All right. They do they mutate because they're fucking scientists are trying to kill us That's why they mutate. Well, that's another theory that COVID came from a lab No, it's a theory that's a literal fact that came from a lab and purposely put upon absolutely the world Yeah, to cause right so if they do it with a bola would have which has a 50% you know The if they do this again, we they won't give us a warning shot. It's just gonna happen

That's my point. Yeah, I'm concerned about dog. He's got stones in the slivers He's got okay Whatever you go down Go you got it seven times we're fucking man. That's all asking you know where you can't free ball hunt device You got a wrap it up dog. I'm courageous in the fear of that face

He's on to virus now where is it now? See see where is it now? It's dead. Okay, it's gone. Yes, but now a bola is a whole thing and you know It's like I don't know how to virus just primarily located in two continents and neither of them are here and the hotspots are not here anymore Okay, the four corners is a region They're monitoring the states, but it's not gonna get around also remember two the seven times I caught the coronavirus Was mutated strings, right?

Yeah, so when I'm trying to tell you is just maybe I got more antibodies to fight off

- More things than you doing yours because you haven't had it?

- I don't know. - All right, okay, I don't need that. - He needs to get every-- - He's got all the-- - He's got all the grinds. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

“- That's why I started following your phone.”

- I'm about to start following you a phone stick with. - Give me one of them, one of them. (laughing) Doc collects coronavirus, black guys collect your organs. (laughing)

- Well, like Chris Tucker on rush hour. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And what the foes, I'm with the five.

You can serve for your health, that's why I'm saying it. - No, I'm worried about it. - Well, is it attacking black people? Then it would be more scary for Doc. Is Hanthah going after black people?

- No, I don't think so. - Well, then it wasn't made the right way. Was everything okay for us to know God, yeah, yeah. - Well, no, you think, you think, you think, do you not think that the governments tried to put viruses

and stuff out there to attack black people? You think that's ever happened? - I think that's a possibility. - I think that proves fun.

“- I think they've done that towards a lot of different”

popular. - I think so too, yeah. - I think so too, yeah. - We've done nothing to these agents. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We have a lot of the agents, got it down.

- They just as dumb as us, I don't know why you. (laughing) - They're robots, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well, just 'cause you're an independent peanut butter, doesn't mean that you're an independent peanut.

- And a stop light, and a stop light. - Don't forget about our soccer. - Don't forget about hitting fingers. And there was eight black scientists on them. - That's right, that's all that.

- There was eight black scientists who helped create that atomic bomb. - Yeah, that's true. - And they also created a closed dryer that's homesick- - Where'd it be all day? - Now I remember you guys created home security.

- It's so fun. (laughing) - How do we know how to break in? - Yeah. - You're kidding me, it's guy.

You're Captain America now? - Huh? - You're Captain America now. What does that mean? - There was a black man playing Captain America now.

- Oh, it is? - You're Captain America. - Is it, is it, or am I wrong? - Not my guns, yeah, yeah, yeah. - You know, this is deeation.

- Captain Mackie is Captain America.

- So he went from being the other guy to Captain America. - Captain America, yeah. - The fall guy. - The fall guy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- That sucks, man. - Why? - Why? - Because it's like-- (laughing)

- Captain America being white is okay. It's like, stop. (clapping) - Yeah, it's like a stop. - Oh, come on, that's crazy.

“What are you saying is not anybody can be Captain America?”

- No, no, no, no. - What I'm saying is the original character. - Where are you? - Where are you drawn? - It's cool.

- This is, it's just the comics. - Yeah, but wait a minute. - I agree, but they've deviated from all that now. It doesn't matter. Nothing means anything.

- Me and Doc, it does. - Okay. Okay, so here's another, I'm gonna tell you a true story. - I know a Korean actor.

- Sounds like I'm not the white guy. (laughing) - I mean, it's crazy. - Like I'm fine with it, 'cause I don't give a fight.

Why does it matter? - Yeah, I'm original one. Okay, how about this? How about this? - I agree with you on shirt.

Can James Bond not be British? - Yeah, he should be British. - Right. - He has to be British. - Yes.

- But does it matter what color he is? - No. - 'Cause he is not from comic. - 'Cause all I'm saying. - Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

- comic books were color. They were cray-out, they were coloring. - But there's descriptions on who the person was in the comic. - Did it say Captain America was a white male?

- He was drawn always as a white male.

- He was a white guy. - Because color costs more money. (laughing) - I know this Korean actor who was almost, right? And I can't say his name.

- I couldn't agree with them more, which is so funny. - Right. - Playing devil's advocate, but even though I'm like, "Yeah, Captain, there was a white guy."

- I know a Korean actor who came to me and goes, "I think they might want me to play Wolverine." - And I was like, "Please say no." - Why? - It'll ruin it.

Wolverine is Canadian, why do short, thick, you know what I mean? It's like, some cool, I mean Wolverine. - What about Wolverine? - Yeah, and the chopsticks coming out. - It's Wolverine. (laughing)

(laughing) - Yeah. - Oh, I know what you're saying.

“The original is what, that's what you want.”

- I get it. - I guess I don't get it. - Yeah, I don't get it. - I don't get what you say. - Yeah, I don't get it.

- I don't get it. - How about this? I'm more mad that any red-headed comic book guy has been recast by non-red-headed fucking, they don't put any red-headed people.

And they were red. - Well, you're weaker. - Interesting. - It's harder to believe that a red-headed guy - What would be actually?

- Jean Grey. - By the way, they've made every red-headed comic half of them are black now, whatever red-headed person before their black. - Oh, hot girls. - No, there's a whole cartoon drawing of all the red-headed.

That's probably-- - No, you're not weak. I'm sorry for red-headed people. - I mean, even storm wasn't white. We know they had a very play storm.

- Yeah, yeah. - So it's just like, it just seemed like they just, they're having a struggle internally with what is writing, what is wrong. And it just, so like it doesn't matter

in the sense of what you say. - I just don't-- - I'm just talking about this far out of the comics. I don't care. It's a movie.

- But that's what you don't-- - So that's my point. It doesn't matter who plays it 'cause it's meaningless anyway. It's just kind of like saying,

"Who cares with the original?" - Now, when you are a comic fan. - Okay, I'm not a comic fan. - So they're making new comics now

“with a variety of different colors of people, right?”

And in 20 or 30 years from now, those roles will be played by, you know what I mean? - People that-- - No, that way. - No, no, no.

- Here what I don't like, people ain't gonna like this. You're gonna be mad. I don't like that R.D.J. is playing Dr. Doom. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, speak your mind. - Bro, I'm like, bro, I'm used to him just being Iron Man.

And now I don't move, it's just like, yeah, there's other actors. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - But Hollywood is so free. - But there's not.

- They wanted to. - There are. - No, there's 100,000 actors, but they don't, that doesn't mean anything to them. - They're not as great.

It doesn't move the needle for them. So this is a business. They're not basing it on who's available or what could be cool. They're basing it on how much money

can they render from this? - Why can't Leo play Dr. Doom? - He probably doesn't want-- - Oh my God, I would've been-- - He, there's no way, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's some Daniel Day Lewis.

- He would never do that.

- Tom Cruise said no to you. - Tom Cruise said no. They won't want to do it. - I do more. - Oh, so you're sending me, I'm sorry.

They went all the way down the line. It got back to Robert down at junior, that he was a last pick. I guarantee he wasn't first, because Tom Cruise got up. A bunch of people got off.

- If he was just Tom Cruise, then, already, Jay, they only wanted the biggest movie, sorry. - Brad Pitt, no, I don't-- - He would never do that. - Yeah, they don't go after people.

- We try, give him an offer. - I don't think he would. - Okay. - I think there's certain guys in this game that are of the top of their career

and the end of their career or whatever, that this is not-- - Hold, it's Dr. Doom. - But isn't Marvel the franchise? - I want to know how old Dr. Doom is.

- Say it again. - But do you feel like Marvel and DC and Ollie's, they're at a point where-- - You can, you pretty much can get anybody that's great at acting and that has a certain,

they don't have to be a big name like Robert Down and Junior,

- No, but it sells, it sells internationally so much better.

“- So Dr. Doom is in his mid 40s and early 50s.”

- The MCU is 60 in the movies. - Okay, but I'm just saying in the comics, he's in the mid 40s, early 50s. - That's me and you, but-- - I can't get all the actors that are in their mid 40s

and early 50s. - That's a good question, Tino. If they had Dr. Doom and wanted you to play it, I'd be like, fuck that, that right there, that's-- - He was, can I do it?

- No, no, no, no, you're not getting it. I'm saying, fuck that, you can't play that guy. - Why? - Like, no, why, why? - Look at, he knows, you know, he's Tino's not.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - He's not Dr. Doom material, he's two knives. - He's a good guy. - Who's more, Dr. Doom material? - I don't know, I can come off.

- Who's more, Dr. I, I'll have to see you play it, evil, do. - You know what I'm saying? - I do it on this show every week. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Wait a minute, you're definitely not. (laughing) How big was he? Was he a full size man? (laughing) - Day eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,

with the rest of my body.

“- Okay, all right, so born in 70, these are the actors”

they could have gone to, Ben Affleck, the rock, Marlon Wansom, either Salva, but he would do it. - Yeah, yeah, okay, so Adrian Brody could have been it. - It's a different mask with a nose, okay. (laughing)

- I love Patrick Wilson, I love James Marston.

74, the Caprio would never do it.

- Christian Bale, maybe he don't know, he already played Batman, he can't do it. Well, can you feel it, Joker already? Matthew McConaughey, perfect, Dr. Doom. - Insane to say that, how could he play that guy?

- Would you rather have-- - Oh, yeah, he would have been, his voice, oh, man. - All right, all right, all right, all right. Dr. Doom, where'd you just go? - Maybe you're right, you're too old. (laughing)

- You gotta get what's available. - All right, you're right, okay, yeah, yeah. - But also, it doesn't, I just think it doesn't. I think, how about this? I don't care what color person plays any of this stuff.

Make new shit, dude. I don't want to revive old properties. I don't, like, did you see weapons? That was new shit? - That's new shit.

- There's a new movie, I want to see tonight or tomorrow night obsession. I heard it's really good. - Oh, I heard that's really good. - Got it?

- No, I just hear it so, guys. - Have you seen it? - That's really good. - It's more of this needs to make a wave in a comeback. I watched the Hulk Hogan documentary last night.

I finished it, all three episodes this guy. - What does it know? - Dad flexed. - Netflix, okay, yeah, I'm past. - Well, it's funny 'cause I'm not a wrestling fan,

but I was enamored by the idea of this guy. - I was a huge wrestling fan when I was in the 80s, but once I got past Stomachold, I kinda like tapped out. - You tapped out. Well, this was kind of about the world

of his in and out of lasting longer than maybe he should have in the world of NAWO and ECW and all the stuff. - Tongue of the kid was my guy. Remember Tongue of the kid? Mm-hmm.

- You don't remember Tongue of the kid. - Oh, there he is, San Patu. - That's my guy.

“- All right, yeah, I don't wonder why I remember him.”

(laughing) - Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? - I mean, look at him. - I know, it's like every one you've ever dated. - I mean, everybody got their own.

(laughing) - Now, but it was an interesting doc. It was weird 'cause I remember it as a kid, but I wasn't a wrestling fan, but the impact was wild.

I forgot how popular he was huge. - Bigger than, I mean, he was like, they quoted him as one of the most recognizable faces in the world. - Probably.

- Not namesake 'cause name yes, but that you could show his picture to a foreign country of, you know, far in the middle of nowhere. They'd be like, oh yeah, they know who that is.

They don't know what he is, but they know who he is. - Yeah, yeah. - Fucking wild. - I mean, there's a few people like that in the world, Michael Jackson at being one.

He would think about Michael Jackson was a musical genius. - And he was a, you know what I mean? - Athlete. - Well, Hulk Hogan was kind of in his own right 'cause WF is strictly active.

- No. - It's real. - Yes. - It's real. - That's the real to me.

(laughing) That's the myth of a pro wrestling that it's fake. - It's not. (laughing) - No, the quality of it is real.

- Yeah, Hulk Hogan picks up Tonga the kid, right?

- No, he picked it first of all, he picked up

fucking Andre the Giant, which was the greatest. - Yeah, Andre John, right? - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. - Yeah, exactly. Throw them over the ring, you know what I mean?

On the drain, I'll throw them at a table, right? You don't think that hurts? - No, no, I'm saying the physicality is real. - Yeah. - But it's, but it's, you think it's predetermined.

- It's a play. - 100%. - No, no, it's not. - Also before you think they go, you're gonna win this one.

- Yeah, it's like a movie fight. - Everybody knows that, but that's the fun of it. It's like watching them drama unfold. - It doesn't matter that they know. And by the way, he does say, you do a dance

with your partner sometimes. You, it may flip in the moment of wins and who doesn't want it. It's a play, they're doing a live play. - Yeah, it's fun. - They're all, I mean, they're all, they're like theater,

kids who love to lift weights. It's really what it is. You're like a theater guy that loves lifting weights.

that I know how wrestling works.

- Why didn't Hulk hold him? (laughing) - But why didn't Hulk hold him? - Hulk hold him.

“- So some people do get deep in it, what?”

- He had the leg drop. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. With people love the ball holding. - Yeah. - Was that last minute of being down and out

and making a spring back. - 'Cause that represent that in Capulet. - America's rocky. - It was a marathon. - It was a marathon.

- Of being down. - Yeah. - And then he put the finger up in the onion. - And then he put the finger up in the onion. (laughing)

(singing in foreign language) - That moment. - And for God's sake. - Oh my God, you mean. - I watched the whole thing.

I just wanted to see the sex tape more than anything. - What? - They never played it. They never played it.

- Oh, wow. - They do leave out a lot of stuff. They do give them as flowers, especially 'cause he died three months after the documentary was finished.

- Right. - So they do give them as flowers, but they leave out so much fun, interesting. - Yeah. - They leave out a lot of these documentaries.

They leave out a lot. - Too much. - Yeah. - So let's talk about Doc a little bit more. Talk.

How do you feel being back? - I feel great as far as just, you know, this is one episode for right now. Like I say, I'm... - He's not back forever.

- Yeah. - He's coming back to say. - Well, and so that the fans be have some pieces of easy part 'cause they don't know.

They were especially great. - Yeah. - A lot of them. - And, man, can I tell you, can I tell my dream? - Yeah.

- The funny spot about Bobby, he was, let's talk about you, Doc. - Then, stop. (laughing) - Yeah, no, please, I'm sorry.

(laughing) (laughing) - I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're right, Rob. - Let him have the floor.

- No, I'm sorry, go have the floor, I'm sorry. - I mean, he played it, we had a court case in our account. (laughing) - No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Go ahead.

- What was I saying? (laughing) - You were saying how the fans... - Whoa. - When you departed.

- Man, y'all have no fucking clue. I mean, you know, but you don't know based on the opposite side of where I was on. I had people stop me walking in the streets of New York. Like, given an A man, go back to bad friends.

I'm like, are you fucking, I go to the grocery store, they stop me.

I go to every fucking where, it's always somebody.

I'm just like, fuck.

“And so it was like, that's why I kept telling y'all,”

I'm gonna do this episode, I gotta come back and just make sure. And then just to just, 'cause he already know he's been forgiven 'cause we already texted and we saw each other.

And now we talked in front of the improv. So he already knows that. But it's mostly for him and the fans and all of us. It's like this, this camaraderie, we have, and we have it, even when we see each other on the streets

and go play, like we did, the SOH VSA shit. And we just, you know, there's this thing that goes beyond podcasts and goes beyond. So I just wanted to let the fans remind you, that that's what it's about, punk asses.

(laughing) - You know how this all started, right? So I had been texting with Doc anyway and I was in the Dominican Republic for my sister's wedding. And I saw a man that looked like Doc.

(laughing) And I texted him and I said, dude, I saw a guy that looked exactly like you. And it made me think of him and we just started chatting. And he said he, maybe we'll come back on the show

and I said, well, you holler when. I said, well, we're gonna be doing it and I get back. He's like, I'll come through. And I think it was about time. There's that's where I'm, that's who, no.

That's not, I call it just finding black guys on the internet. - Yeah, it was probably a little black back. - Would you black guys in the Dominican Republic? - You know, my sister sent me a picture

'cause I remind her of Asians all the time. (laughing) She sent me a picture. - The internet fasting, the side. Oh yeah, and he's walking.

(laughing) So many things. - Well, a lot of people do that, they like, "Hey, what's your, mixed with Asians?" And I'm not fucking making it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. (laughing) She sent me a picture, it texted me a picture of the guy that was, had to win a streak for Will fortune this past time, the Asian guy, and she sent me pictures.

Every time I watch, that'd be mad at me and you, I'm like. (laughing) - So is the guy who's winning a lot? - Yeah, yeah. - Is that guy?

- Yeah. - The last, no, that's no. - Will? - 2026. - Yeah, guy. - When you're that guy.

(laughing) - He's over time.

“Remember I had the same kind of glasses.”

(laughing) So I put up the picture, I was the grandma of me and he was sad about the, and he was like, "Damn, it ain't like, it's a fucking alert." - That does kinda look like it.

- Now, could you play him in a movie? - I think I would allow it. - I could, me, I would allow it. - Yeah, it's about the producer. - No, I could play in a movie?

- Who? - Heart, if his heart was a bartender, and I had a few statements, I could play her. - That's so funny. - Who's heart?

- From the store. - Oh, you can. - Yeah.

- You're always think me and brothers.

We see each other, he called me all the time. - Oh, I love heart. - Yeah, look at you. - Same fashion doctor. - I cannot express my dream.

- Fuck it, please. - Doc, can I express my dream? - What should you do? - Okay. That's one time, okay, but if I may express my dream.

- I'm sorry, I have to say it, right? - I might win. - I want to dream away. (laughing) - Dream away.

eventually, slow start, get to where we were once,

“were in a man where you're popping in and out, right?”

Eventually that we could go on tour,

you and I and Doc could do the tour with us,

go all over the world, and that's my dream.

“I think for me it's like, I want a redemption story as well,”

and I want to give him the appreciation

that he deserves, he was a vital part of our show, I feel like I fucked it up, I apologize to you. (laughing) - Oh, my God, you're my bearer, where were you at, you make a means?

- Keep going, bud. - All right, I'll get you.

“- You know, the fasting makes you tired.”

- Yeah, yeah, it makes you don't stay, yeah. - Anyway, look in the camera, say thank you for being a bearer. - Thank you for being a bearer for you. Love and miss you on. - Yeah.

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