Something’s Bubbling

♪ Pretty woman you got it ♪

♪ And it's in you at one ♪ ♪ Pretty woman you got it ♪ ♪ You're right and I'm you ♪ - Blue by you baby. - Hi, love Royale. - I know you do it. - And here's a fact.

- I'm on the fact. - Orbison. - Every baby he's ever had came out with sunglasses. Every single of that baby. - That's a fact. - Google it. - Oh, Google it. - Oh, sing it.

- Ain't going out like that ain't going out like that. - Ain't going out like that. - Ain't going out like that. See, I have songs in my head as well. - You're a big song guy. - Yeah. Cypress Hill baby.

♪ You're two are bad friends. ♪ ♪ You're these two idiots. ♪ ♪ You're these two are disgusting. ♪ - Ain't going out like that ain't going out like that. - Ain't going out like that. - Ain't going out like that.

- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Getting it out. Getting it out. - It's good to see you man. We talk forever. We've been talking forever. We keep talking. - We keep talking. - We talk until you stop listening.

- Huh? - And that's them the rules. - And I hope you keep listening. I just got back from Scotland. - Now you didn't. - I did. - You told me you didn't go.

- What? - Yeah, you told me you didn't go. - Oh, yeah, I did, tell us. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Did you go? - Yeah. - Why would you tell me you didn't go? - I like to keep you on your toes. - No, no, no, what?

It's so crazy. I mean, New York. - I like to keep you on your toes, Tom. - I got you in Scotland, 'cause no, I'm in New York.

“- I'm in New York. - That's what he said.”

- And I've got him. - So what's the truth? - I went to New York, they got a slice. - Yeah. (laughing) - Dude, I went to Cambodia.

- Oh, but anyone could say things. - I lied to you. - That's my point. - I lied to you for, actually, I didn't end up the day. I was supposed to be there. We got our flight diverted halfway there.

I'm texting, I think I texted Carlos. I had to go down to Atlanta. There was a tornado in New York, not a real thing. So they made us go to Atlanta. Then from Atlanta, they were like,

"We're gonna get to New York tonight." I was like, "Great, I'll make my flight to Scotland. "We take off my flight to Scotland. "Also take it on to space." - Into space. - Yeah, wow. - 'Cause that's a space move.

- Well, that's where Scotland is in space. Scotland's in space. - So I went to Scotland, it was amazing. - It's so much fun, I ended up going to daylight. - But it was great.

- He was great. - Scotch. - Yeah. - In all the sky, well, you're marvellous. - All the sky, it's where life is coming down the hill. - You're like, you're Scotland, you're like our food.

Now Andrew, do you? - Do you? - Yeah, Andrew, you talk about it on bad friendship. - You like my food. - Now Andrew.

- Really good. - Is it good? - Yeah, yeah.

“- Do we talk bad about their food on the show?”

People got mad at me. - People came out to me in the restaurant. Is the food as bad as you talk about in bad friends. I was like, the food's great, and they're like,

"No, we never went to Scotland."

- That's what I'm saying. - But I'd been-- - And why would you say that? - 'Cause I'd been before. - Yeah, so no. - It improved.

- Okay. - Is it? - You go a bit up. - Is it better than New York? - And not than better than Washington.

- You think New York? - No, you think New York? - You think New York? - People and I walk around the York City. - I get a slice.

- Yeah. - No, it was great. And then my buddy, Joey's wife ordered pizza for everyone late night hanging out. I was like, "Gah, what a good move."

And then she goes, "I got three pepperoni's "and one corn and chicken." And I was like, "That's not a real pizza." I've never heard of corn and chicken in my entire life. - It's a big hit and Scott.

- Wait, wait, there's corn in the chicken. - Corn and chicken pizza. - Yeah.

- Never seen it in my life.

- I prefer the chicken and the corn. - Yeah.

“- For a difficult process to make, put the chicken in the corn.”

- No, I put little chickens inside of no. - No, no, no, no, no, no. - Someone got a haircut, huh? Your hair sliced, sliced and diced. - Yeah, I, me too, didn't look at me.

- I got a, I got a snip too. - We all got sniped. - It's so hot, that's why. - It's, it's a global warming. - Way too hot.

- It's a myth. - You think the myth? I don't know. - I think you're a myth. - I think you're a myth, dude.

I think you're myth olives. - You're a mythological creature. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're a siren, like I talked about earlier. - Dude, what if he find out he goes home to his wife

and he talks to the regular American accent? This is all a big put on for the past six years of our lives. - Yes, exactly. - Oh, dude, no, but Scotland was great. It was also hot in England, which is impossible.

It was hot. - Yeah, it's pat, dude. - It was all the wildfires in Europe. - Oh, I know, oh, yeah, Spain, right in France. - Yeah, it's France?

- What had a wildfire? - What happened in Espagne? A bunch of fires in Espagne? - Yeah. - Lots of fires, yeah.

- This happens in Spain today. - Hundreds of migrants with wetsuits and inflatables reached Spain's. - Yeah. - And when they say migrants as Mexicans,

they swam a long line. - That's so far. - That's a long line. - Crossheat, Lannick. - Yeah, the African Mexicans.

- Yeah. (laughing) - So this is them jumping the border? - Yes, burberry. - What the hell?

- Yeah. - They give that out for free now. If you're enter the country. - Yeah. - They say what's up.

- Well, sir. - Wow. - Oh, look at that. Who cuts the fence? I wanna know the guy that cuts the fence.

- What do you mean cuts the fence? I wanna know who's clippin' it, who's got the wire cutters

- Wow. - See they're handin' my waters? - They got the editor cut. - They climbed the fence. What are you talkin' about?

- They just cut through the video. Someone had cut a hole in the fence and they were goin' right through it. - Huge.

“- Oh, you know what I'm gonna do to, too?”

- Jimothy. - Jimothy. - Oh, it's so cute. - Who does it? - Who does it?

- Who does it? - Who does it? - Who is Jimothy, too? - I tell you, you don't know about Jimothy guy. - I'm behind.

Oh, the raccoon. - Oh, guy, dude, I want one. - You wanna handicap raccoon? - Yeah, it's a skunk. - Handy, well, you used to be.

- What is it? - It's a raccoon. - Oh, it's a raccoon. - No, but I think you're still correct. I think a handicap raccoon is a skunk.

- Maybe it. - I think that's what they are. - Yeah, but let me tell you something.

If I had never heard of Jimothy

and I was in my backyard smoking a cigarette, or whatever. - And so what? - And so I would freak the fuck out. - The world's coming to an end.

- I go, I go, I go, I go, I get it with a bad ass. You know, don't kill. - Yeah, I would kill Jimothy. - No, no, no, no, when you freak the fuck out of you, never heard of Jimothy and you saw Jimothy in your backyard. - Oh, he got that triple S, that short spine syndrome. - Oh.

- That sounds like a Theo Vaughn, is it? - Yeah. - He got that short spine syndrome, dude. - Yeah. - Jimothy, dude.

- It was a Chinese guy with one eye with short spine syndrome. (laughing) - That's a Theo Vaughn bit. - We had a lot of good, a lot of bad friends loved over there, man. - Humans can get it, too, just so far, yeah.

- Oh, let me see him. - Well, no, I don't, but Carl. - Oh, oh, Carl, what do you, why do you go darker? He goes so dark. - Yeah. - By the way, Carlos's hair is common in, look at, look at this, bend down a little bit.

Look at that, dude. It's like getting full. I said, he's what if you hate it. What if it all grows in and you're like, I didn't like it. I didn't want it, I wanted to be bald.

- That is a fear for sure. - You do, huh? - No, but I'm into it. - You're gonna grow up really long, though? - I'm just gonna go as long as possible, like see what I have a new gay barber and I'm gonna hit him.

- Oh, I love gay barbers, oh, they're my favorite. - Yeah. - Slice and dice you. - Yeah. - He's great.

- Spin you around in it. - You want crap, or you want squaring your back? - I mean, I wanted to do a line here, too. - Oh, you want like a cool, like a young guy, like a cool, young hip guy. - Yeah, from the 90s.

- Mm.

- The trip was incredible.

I then went to Jolly Old England, had a good little time in England, met some cool people. I met the owner of Palace, you know, Palace Gage up. - Oh, I love Palace. - I know, I met the owner. - Wow.

- Pretty cool. - So let's talk about when you were gone, what my week looked like. (laughing) - What happened? - What?

- Bad stuff? - No, no bad stuff. I didn't leave the house for five days in a row. - Why? - Oh, you were not feeling, you talked we called.

- Yeah, I wasn't feeling well. - I was bedroding. - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - And I watched things.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - I can burns, you know. - Yeah. - You're on your Ken Burns kick lately.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - What do you want? - And I just, I just had sex. - With Ken Burns.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - In very tight. - Very tight. - Historical.

- Yeah.

It's like rust his butthole.

- Mm-hmm. - Like an army rationed camp. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, some gold.

- It's great. - Yeah. - You're going to try Ken Burns.

“- What historical documentaries did you rip through?”

- I saw Vietnam again. Civil war. - Civil war. - Yeah, it's a good war. - It's a good war.

- Winter's all the air. - Yeah, Winter Soldier was a good historical. - Yeah. - Oh, I saw another comment. I saw another comment today on the internet about Odyssey about someone had, like,

what's her name had? Her ears pierced. She had three whole piercings in her ears. And they were like, you couldn't cover that up for the, you know, for the historical reference. The actress.

What's her name? - Syndesia. - Oh, yeah. - Like multiple ear piercings or something. - Well, she's a god, so it doesn't matter.

- God's gonna have piercings. - Yeah, they can have whatever they want. - I don't disagree. - Yeah. - I don't disagree.

- Yeah. - But sighting can have a piercing in his penis. - He did. - Yeah. - You gotta watch it, dude.

- I know, I didn't have a dime of time. I was having a good time jumping around. - I feel like you're not gonna watch it in the theater. - I'm good about it. I gotta tell you, the last time I looked.

I told Carlos, I was like, look for me. And there was no see. Everything was sold out. Everything still sold out, dude. - Yeah.

- It's like impossible to get a couple of seats. - Well, you wanted to see it in the '70s. Millimeter. - You have to. - No, you don't.

- I saw it at the regal, north Hollywood, a shit theater.

“- These guys have both said you should see it in '70s.”

- Yeah. - Yeah. - I'm gonna wait to go till it thins out. - Oh, you promise me you're gonna watch it? - Scouts on her.

- Scouts on her. - Yeah, yeah. - Scouts on her. - Yeah. - Below.

- Below. - Below. - Below. I rewatched. Catch me if you can.

On the plane. One of the greatest, I mean, one of the greatest. - You know what's the great about that is comforting. You're comforted by these movies. - I don't know why, but I love them.

- I know. - I know. I have a lot of comforting movies. - The scene, the scene of him in the hotel, negotiating her price and then tricking her by giving her

a bigger check than he owes her and her giving him cash. - Is that Scouts easy? - No, Spielberg. - Wow. - Does he miss that guy?

- My God. - That scene was so good, dude, with her, with Jennifer Gardner. - Oh. And she's like, how much would I cost if I was in a gift shop? - What a lie.

- What's the disclosure day? - Disclosure day. - Disclosure day. - It's out in streaming. - Right now?

- Yeah. - Okay, I can watch it. - Watch it. - You're gonna see the downfall. - Why?

- The downfall is Spielberg. - No, shut up.

- It's okay. - I'm sure he's still the man. - Okay. - It was okay. - Yeah.

- Well, it's blunt, right? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, he's good in that. - Not her fault.

- It's never her fault. - Who wrote it? - Spielberg, I think. - No, no, there's no way he made that. - They beat Kepp.

- They beat Kepp. - The guy who did dress it for us. - It's too close to closing counters. - I love closing counters. - It's?

- It has that vibe that we need to get here. - Sure, but it... - To see the alien. - Yeah. - Yeah. - And then I slipped into the Marilyn Monroe documentary

on the plane, which I tell me I don't know anything. - I don't know anything. - I gotta tell you. - Excuse me, Master, I know nothing about her. (laughs)

- The mystery, what is it called? The mystery of Marilyn Monroe. The amount of tapes that this guy has who put this together of, like, confidential audio tapes. Like, calls between her and the president and stuff.

It's crazy. I mean, so obvious they had her murdered. Like, so clearly they had her killed, piled up and killed, and they covered it all up, and so many people knew. Like, everyone in Hollywood knew because she was...

Rubbing elbows with people she shouldn't have rubbed out. - Is she hotter than Margot Robbie though? - 100%.

“- She was the hottest star I think we've ever had.”

Ever, ever, ever, ever. Dude, they have video of her. This is pre-lipped filler. - It is a mythological. - She was.

- She should have been in the Odyssey. - Yeah. - You knew who Elizabeth Taylor was beautiful back then. - Stunning. - Stunning.

- But what I'm saying is, this is big alternative. You're free getting worked done, and you see her without any makeup. - Look at how beautiful. I'm more of Elizabeth Taylor. - Dude, like how I look, Robert.

- Yeah. - She's hot. - That's a good. - That was a little Taylor. - Yeah.

- Now, but Marilyn Rose, stunning. - Oh my god, look at her face, dude. - She looks at Julie Andrews was hot like that when she was young. - Yeah, she was beautiful. - Yeah.

- But Marilyn Monroe, you could tell, man, that was Hollywood Weirdo stuff. Weirdo stuff, dude. - Yeah. - Also, by the way, I called, because I wanted to find out what was going on for your birthday, and you're traveling on your birthday.

What's with you avoiding fun on your birthday? - Why does it have to be on my birthday? - It doesn't, but it's fun when it's on your birthday. - Okay, you canceled Hawaii. - I'm not, what do you mean?

I didn't cancel Hawaii. - That's what they said. - No, we just haven't booked it yet. - Are you going to Hawaii? (laughing)

- Are you going to Hawaii? - Maybe.

“- No, if you don't, it's going to really upset me.”

(singing in foreign language) (singing in foreign language) Okay, anyway, yeah, are you going? - You know why I can't go. (laughing)

Do you know why? - Why, because there's no golf courses out there? - Well, there's nothing but golf courses out there.

First of all, second of all, the amount of things I'm seeing on the internet,

tourist go away. Hawaii doesn't want us there. - It's true. - Read it. It's all over the news.

Go away tourists. They do not want us there. - They want us there. - No, they don't. - I promise when you go there.

- You'll Hawaii tourist go away and I'm telling you, it's every news article now. They're tired of it. They want us out. They don't want holidays.

I'm a holiday and I got to get out of there. No whites get out. Anti-tourists. They're doing it now. It's like a huge protest.

They're beating up fucking tourists because they're kicking the shit out of him. They don't want them there. - Yeah. - And you could pass. - You got the piss.

- I do pass. - Not me. I'm a highly dog. - Yeah. - Visitor rivals dropped roughly 820,000 falling five,

almost five percent recently because of this protest. That's a lot, dude. It's a lot of people they don't want them around. So what am I going to do?

“Do I have to put on, I got to do brown face to fit in?”

- Yeah. - I'm telling you right now, you have so many fans out there that you're going to be fine. - Yeah, you're going. - I'm going.

- Yeah, if you don't go. - I'll go. - If you don't go, I'll be so upset at you. - I'll go. - Is that true?

- Yeah, you'll be mad. - No, I don't know that he's going to go. - I don't know.

- Andrew would never light a year.

- Look at me right now, dude. - Scouts on. (laughing) - Scouts on. - Scouts on.

- Scouts on. - I'm going to go. For you all go. - Okay. - I think we should do a Hawaiian version of bad friends out.

- I totally agree. I'm mad that we're not doing anything for your birthday. We'll celebrate before. But what? Who can I?

On the 16th I'll be there. My birthday is September 17th. On the 16th I'll be there. Why don't we have the dinner then? - We can't.

- I have the tour. I have a date in Salem, Oregon, or whatever. I don't know where you're going. I don't know where I'm going. But that's the guy I have a date somewhere.

(laughing) - You don't have cats. - No cats. - So this is what a cat does. When a cat leaves for the vet.

Because I don't take all three cats of the vet sometimes. - Can't. - Too many cats. - But when that cat comes back,

it's as if those two other cats have never met that cat before.

- Because something happened. - No, they smell something. - Right, so they start hissing at each other. - Oh wow. - It's really sad.

It's like if you went to Scotland came back and I'm like, (laughing) It's like, who are you? - Because they saw the other side. - No, it's a smell thing.

- Yeah, yeah, they picked up his scent while they were there. - Yeah, and another thing is that I have now, 'cause Kalyla left. She got a new dog.

- She left Hawaii, so the dogs at my house now.

Her name is Lady. So now I have four dogs and three cats. And sometimes Jules is leaves. She's like, I'm going to rave. You know what I mean?

I go, and I have seven animals in the house. It stresses me the fuck out. - So many animals. Feline, non-recognition aggression happens when one cat's most completely different and is mistaken for a stranger.

So they think the cat is not who it was before. - Yeah. - Well, perhaps it's no longer the same cat. What if they switch out cats behind our back? Something could be--

- No, I know that it's my cat. - How do you know? - Because I memorized all the little things. - They're getting better, they're getting better. - They're getting better.

- But it's a vacation, really. Like, you know, like, Goonie has like one little stripe on his nose. I recognize, you know. - Be careful. - What do you mean?

- You might have inherited, like, a cat from the machine. Like, they could have fabricated this cat, send it in your house. - Why would they do that? - I'm exactly why would they do that?

“- No, no, no, they'll explain to me why would they?”

- You're a camera cat, that thing could be filled with cameras. - I don't know. Anyway, I'm not falling for this. - Oh, you're lies anymore. - That's fine.

- Yes, you can clone a cat.

- Yeah. - But it would take months and months. - It's now for them now. Now they're doing it fast. - 24 hours before our flood really?

- They're doing it. - Wow. - Nuclear transfer. - Is it cheaper now? Because remember, we googled it years ago.

- 35 grand. - That's still, if you loved. - I think Tom Brady did that with his dog, I think. - Yeah, I think Tom Brady did it with Tom Brady. - Yeah.

I think he's the clone of himself. - Like, middle-streeped it, I think. - She cloned her dogs. - Wow. - Yeah.

- You would never. - What do you mean, clone? - No, smart people don't do that. - You know what? I would clone one.

- Kobe. - Kobe. - Yeah. - I love her so much. - Kobe forever.

- Yeah, it's just like when Jules calls, 'cause all the dogs sleep in her room. But Kobe will stay out. - What do you mean? - It's just like, of course, they sleep in her room.

- I can't deal with her. - She's a protective force. They feel safe around her. - No, no, no, no. - Your room is a chaos.

- There's a chaos. - There's a lot of fluids. - So what? - The whole room is... - It's moist, it's humid.

- It's Miami. - It's dripping. - Yeah. - It's the coldest Miami. - Yeah, yeah.

“- It's definitely grand theft, I don't know.”

- I had a dream that something is coming. - Do I have a dreams to tell me about your dream? - I had a earthquake dream, a big, big earthquake dream, and I thought, "What if a big one is coming?" - Are you an earthquake dream?

- No, they're not my friend. But I did dream about the other one before it came too. I think a big one is on its way. We haven't had one at all. - Do I have dreams of earthquake, but not the earthquake,

but it's the comedian. - Yeah, I mean too. (laughing) - Shaking the room. (laughing)

- It's common. - Is this in my room? What are you doing here? Where are earthquake? - 90s.

- Oh, Bobby chance. - Oh, that's quite common. - It's common. - It's common. - Yeah.

- And this one's going to be big. - The California one's 6.7 or larger. - Yeah. - Why you laughing, you're an ace heir. - I'm just saying.

- You're the reason why we have these highlights. - Look, they're going to the bathroom. - Wait, go back. - Oh yeah, oh yeah. (laughing)

- Don't go to the bathroom when they're doing the earthquake. - Scouts on her. - Look what it's called. - Yeah, what's it called? - San Andreas.

- Fault. - And this is your false San Andreas. - Yeah. - This is why we're in trouble because of you. I saw that.

I saw it in theaters. - Do you saw that? - No, yeah. - What did you saw that? - Big rock fan.

- Not the other side, but. - Yeah. - I saw it too, I think. - The rock is the man. - He is a man.

- I'm going to watch whatever he wants. - Yeah. - He says, watch this movie, I go see it. - I love to sass from movies, but we've talked about that. - Moana, I'm going, you think I'm not seeing it.

- You're going to watch Moana before fucking the Odyssey? - I'll do a double feature. - No, no, no, you're not going to watch the Odyssey. If you watch Moana before the Odyssey, I'm going to lose my fucking mind in.

I will lose it, I will lose it.

“- First of all, you have to apply for a new visa to get to Hawaii.”

You have to watch, have watched Moana before you go to Hawaii. You know that. They ask you questions about Moana.

- I never even saw the cartoon version of her.

- You're in deep shit, pal, because you got to know. And it's not in Lilo and Stitch used to count. - It doesn't anymore, you got to see Moana now. - Before you get to any of the islands, they need to know, do you know, plot lines from Moana?

- Okay, name me a character Moana. - Mocaso. (laughing) - There is no macOS now, dude. - Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, turn that off or present it.

Name me the different variety of characters of all. - Okay, palutes. (laughing) - Palutes? - Mutango?

- Mutango? - Yeah, Moana. Mocaso? - Yeah, Mocaso's definitely. - There's the turtle? - Yeah, there's the talking coconut?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anuk? - Yeah, because the talking-- - What's the song with the coconut coconut? - Every day.

- Every day. - No, yeah. - You did it again, yeah. (laughing) - Every day on the island.

- I'm a coconut. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's it. - Yeah, Miss Moana. - It's a Moana.

- And it's great. There's so many of them. - And they went there in the chorus. - Oh, I'm a coconut. - Yeah, it's amazing.

- Love that song. - That's good. - I'm gonna go-- - What's the story of Moana? - Well, they--

(laughing) - Well, do you want to be the story? - Yeah, I want to know the-- - What? - I never saw it. - You should see it.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Quince slash bad friends. - Well, Anuk and Mokano. They're being pushed off of the island. The island's being gentrified. That's the whole story.

- My skims? - Heavy skims. It's all skims and hollies. - Yeah, yeah. - And Moana has to kind of save the day, so to speak, along with her new band of friends with the fog and the turtle.

- The frog and the turtle. - By the way, that's a great movie. That's probably what it is about. - We're going to see some about that. - Yes, it is.

- Yeah. - Gentrification.

“That's what they're talking about in Moana.”

- Okay. - Disney Adventure about a brave village chief's daughter, a magical ocean, and a stolen goddess heart, and also gentrification. (laughs) - He lives at a peaceful Polynesian island called Motuni. - How do you feel about gentrification?

- More, more, more, more, more, more. - Yeah. - We gotta get more, dude. How do you think Carlos is able to live where he lives? - Yeah.

- Yeah, let's see, let's see, let's see. - The east side, that was not, he wasn't. - He did not belong. - It's so unbelievable.

When I first moved to Silver Lake, I go park in the 90s, and what it is now.

- Oh yeah. - Dude, in the 90s, it was like, (laughs) You would hear gunshots. - Not anymore. - People screaming.

- And I'm from the suburb, but I'd just be in my blankets. - So scared. - Like that scene in big when they chat with the same James Otael, they hear people screaming outside. Now they have duck boats, they got duck boats in the water now down there.

- Yeah, wow. - Wow. - They cleaned up the arrow. - There was an air wand there now. - Yeah.

- TV shows are based out of there. - Yeah, I love that. - Well, it's cool now. - Before I was like, hey, put the wheel, you looking at that bro? - Yeah, you get beat up on the way.

- Yeah, and I'll go, I'm sorry. - Yeah, you get jumped. - Sorry, I look at you. (laughs) - But I was a survivor.

I was not scared of the MS13. - Well, I'm not. - I wouldn't say that. - Yeah, I could not tell you why MS13, if we're looking in the camera room.

- I'm scared of you. I'm scared, I'm scared. - I'm on your side. - I'm scared, but I'm safe. - Oh, don't do handshake.

- Yeah, I am. - Yeah. - That's it. - Now you're gone. - Yeah, what's that?

- They buy tickets. - Yeah, whatever it is. - They're cool. - Yeah, they know that I'm not a threat. - That's a threat.

- You're not an oppressor. - No, nothing. It's not about oppressing. - Yeah. - What are you talking about?

- Well, he's an oppressor. - Yeah, they're an oppressor. They would shoot you, the fuck up. - You go to the neighborhood, they go, this is-- - Yeah, but for me, I was like a little guy.

- And as soon as you-- - But as soon as you get here, they're not going to trust you. - Yeah. - No, I'll sleep here, but-- - Before they death out, you were scientists or something.

(laughs) - You look at him. - You're like a myth scientist. - How do you do math and shit? - No, I let the Mexicans tie their--

I hope everyone-- - Their bike. Who's bike, what's this? - It's the guy. - Yeah, yeah.

- Send me the cut coconut song again.

(laughs) - I'm a coconut. - On the iron. - It's such a-- (laughs)

- I love that. - I love that. - I love that. - I love that. - I love that.

- I love that. - I love that. - You're a liar, dude. - I'm going to watch Moana before I watch Odyssey. No Hawaii, you're not going, right?

And also you're not going to watch the Onan. - I'm going to FaceTime you from Moana just to bum you out. - That'd be-- what you sure lost? - Okay, what if I go to Hawaii, but I don't go to your island.

If I go to a different island, does that count? - No, because you're going to do the show with me on the 15th one. What night it did? - You have to do a guest. - Saturday at the 16th.

- You have to do a guest spot. - I will do. - Yeah, yeah. - I will do. You're not going, are you?

- I'm going. - Everyone listening. If you're in Hawaii, I'm doing a show. What's it called? (laughing)

“- Bobby Lee, but what's the-- what is the-- what is the venue?”

- Let me just go to your web. - Yeah, go to my web. - This will already be out. - By the way, I don't know. - September 12th.

- Will it be? - No, September 12th. - 12th. - Will it be out this one? - 100%.

- Yeah, so-- - No, I won't be. - Yeah, go watch me at-- - No. - But Laud's Dale, concert hall.

(laughing) - It's great to have it. - You're leaving early. He's not even going to be there. - Yeah, the 16th is pushing it.

So, I mean, I'll just have to extend my stay. - Yeah, if we all go for the 16th, I'll just stay. - Yeah, we have to go. - Yeah, we have to go. - By the way, McCone's been ducking for people that want to know McCone's in London.

He just bailed again on this show. - Now, he's got to be fired. - I'm down. I already said it. - And then you with your dog sick?

- I've missed one episode in two years. - Dog sick. - Dog sick. - Dog sick. - Dog sick's valid.

- But is it he's sick? - Yeah. - Interesting, you have paperwork? - Yeah, yeah, you have paperwork. - And I have video evidence.

- If you have a doctor's note, then I'll-- - Yeah. - Send me a photo of Mitch McConnell too. - If you're going to do it, do diligent. - Yeah, you know?

- Yeah, I'm just going to your receipt. - Oh, okay. - Dude, he's a vet. - It's a vet. - It better not be grooming.

- Oh, here it is. - Yeah, what is it? - I'm not grooming. - Invoice. - Invoice as you know.

- Invoice as you know. - Zoom in, zoom in. - He's going to haircut. - I don't groom my-- (laughs)

- You got a mohawk? - You take your dog to mohawk out.

“- Yeah, that's why I went with my ex, so I didn't know where else to go.”

- It's bullshit, dude. Just be honest, you don't want to come that day. - That's crazy.

I've never-- no Andrew knows I wouldn't fucking do that.

- He would never do that, but did something else come up. - That's something else came out. - Something else came up. - It's a woman? - No.

- It's a lady friend. - Involved with some sort of pill. - Lady pill. - Yeah, lady pill, dude. - Oh, what's funny is those two things did happen,

but days later. - Oh, okay. - And you're maybe your memory serving you wrong, perhaps it happened on that day, and you think it was two days later.

- I've never skipped work ever. - Okay. - I believe you, actually. - It's RTO, okay? - Yeah, he's okay now, think of it.

- What was going on? - He said a little issue with his anal glands. - He puts something up there. (laughing) - Yeah.

- Sir, what have you been putting in your dogs butt? - What do you wipe your dogs butt after he poops? - I do, of course, yeah. - But they tell you don't do that, because then they do have trouble with their anal glands.

They're not-- - They're not supposed to be wiped. Dogs that you don't need to be wiped, don't do that. That's not good. - Bobby has put something in my butt, too.

And I did-- - Yeah, but that was a Kit cut power. - Kit cut power is full of fire. - It's not fire. - That's--

(laughing) - Oh yeah, it's a Kit cut. - When you break a Kit cut, you eat the left one, and you put the right one in your ass. - Okay, fine.

- That's very obvious. Everybody knows that. - Sometimes almond joy, if you want-- - If you want to be like-- - You're a tropical woman.

(laughing) - If you've got I've been lying for two weeks, sir. - Yeah, I think you're a liar. - No, he told me the truth. I texted him, I wanted to make sure the dog was okay.

- I love Archie. - I never met him. - Have you met Archie? - No, you haven't met him. - I've never met Archie. - When you look at the dog and the eyes,

when it gets back from-- when you go to pick 'em up, man, they hate being there so much. The smell gives them-- - It's like us walking into a morgue.

You know what I mean? Like you walk in it, you'd be like, oh, God. It's like this dense dead air with like from maldehyde, when you walk into a funeral home. I'm sure dogs smell that.

Like my dog, there was a groomer, a mobile groomer, and the neighborhood, and she walked near it, - Oh my God, they know. - They know something. - They know what's up, dude.

Their senses are way up. - Yeah. - How do you feel about deathcap for cutie? - It's okay. They're not bad.

- They're not bad. - Yeah, throw me some names, I'll tell you. - I'll tell you. - I'm going to see them on Sunday. - Oh, you know them.

- No. - Backstage. - Bought a ticket. - There's no way. - I just want to go and show you the ticket, man.

I literally bought it an hour ago. - Wow.

“- Haven't been to the Greek in maybe two years, three years?”

- The tickets are like a good seats? - No. - I just bought tickets. - My favorite show at the Greek was this. When the Pixies reunited.

This is many, many years ago, and when they came out, this is before I knew Joey Santiago. And I fucking cried like a baby. - Pixies are the better.

- 'Cause you never thought that they would get back together.

It's like if the talking heads ever got back together. - Never. - I would never. - Never. - But they're still alive.

- I know, because of... - Yeah. - Trouble. - Trouble in the high sea. - Yeah.

- It's always a lead singer of whatever.

Like more than the Smiths. - Yeah. - But get the Smiths back together. - No chance, never will. - I know, but how great would that be?

- I know, but that's also a part of it's got to be like... - That's a Coachella headlining fucking show. - No, don't do Coachella. - Do like a private show? - We'll do like the palladium or something with them.

Do something more intimate that's their venue. - Yeah. - Coachella. - Okay. - It's just too much.

It's too much fodder. - Yeah. - You imagine if the... Imagine if the Smiths went didn't Coachella and they would be rid of their own computer

or talking about old stuff that they used to love. - I don't think the kids would resonate with the kids. - It would not hit. - Yeah. - Not with the kids.

- I don't even think that the talking hits would resonate with the kids even if they got to back together. - I don't think they would headline... - No, headline, no, not now. - Not now.

- They're not big enough. I don't know if the kids know. - Yeah. - I don't think they know. - A lot of the kids in the comments are going to say,

we absolutely do when we know. - They're that good.

“- Like the Smiths I think could headline?”

- I don't think so. - No, man, that's such a hard... That's hard. They got to sell a huge internet. It's got to be like bad bunny.

You know what I mean? It's got to be like some of the process. Every genre of age range and gender and the Smiths would be. - Even when the strokes played, they were kind of bombed.

The Bieber was headlining. - Yeah. - Well, how can you... It's like... - What do you mean?

- Yeah, but because it's like that's you and it's like you and me getting bombed that like, "Shapel is at a venue nearby." You're like, "What are you going to do? We're not going to have to..."

- Here's the thing. For me, I'm okay with people rising. - You are. - I really am.

- We've always supported it.

- Yeah, it's like when somebody rises when the matte rife thing happened. I was like, "I'm so happy for him, you know? - 100%. - Yeah.

- Here's my problem. - When did that again into the mic? - You become friends with them real quick. - Mm. - Fuck off.

- You said that on the show. - It's true, but fuck off. - Okay, okay. - You know what? - I would like to check the tape on these shows

and see who's been more combative lately. Is it me to you or him to you? - It's him for sure. - Is he late? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- There's a grudge or a gripe or something with you and him lately. - Oh, yeah. - There's a non-carrying aspect. - And he's gotten quieter.

The span you're gotten quieter. - You've been quieter, dude. - To balance. - No. - You're not revealing what's going on.

- Yeah, yeah. - You're young. - Yeah.

“- To be honest, Bobbi, you're young for sure.”

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're young. - You're young. - What's going on in your world

that you're being really, really, really quiet lately.

- Yeah, why are you being? - Why are you being young, Yinen? - Yeah. - I'm just... - Don't look at me looking young.

- Because Bobbi's so attacked, I'm trying to just shift focus towards you. - You should be a politician. You're so good at bullshit. - Yeah.

- You're so good at lying his way out of you. - Both of you. - Yeah, good at bullshit. - You're more of a pink canpax than kind of. (laughing)

- So just specific reference. - Yeah, yeah. - I mean, he is kind of like corrupt outside. - Yeah, that's what I'm saying. - Yeah.

- You would have deep corrupted, but you'd have to support for the man. - I would have side girls in trouble, yeah. - Okay. (laughing)

- That's true, that's true. - Only private jets though. - Yeah. - You'd be flying private jets. - paid for by tax dollars.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Think of what's going on. - What is going on? - What is going on?

- I don't want to attack you anymore. I'm trying to focus on answers. - Yeah, rip into me. - I deserve it. - I don't think you do.

- Okay. - But I'm curious to know why some sums bubblin' with Andrés lately. We're going to find out later. - Yeah.

- I know what it is. We can't talk about it here. He's playing the middle. And when you play the middle, would you play the middle?

- You write a middle. - There's no allegiance. - That's exactly right. - Right. He's trying to win the middle.

- He's trying to win the middle. - And you've got the squash. - When you are in the middle. - No, you're not going to get squash. Because you're playing a middle,

right to juggernauts. - Yep. - And little people. - That's right. - Yeah.

- So, you know, where's your allegiance? Be smart and tactical. - With a juggernauts. - You've got to lean to the juggernauts. - I don't believe it.

- Yeah. - It's so bad. - Yeah, you're in the middle. - With a little people. - Yeah.

“- And that's why we're reacting to you this way.”

- That's exactly right. - Don't you think? - Yes, we're feeding off of what-- - Yeah, we are. - We are.

- Where is your allegiance? - Always. - He's your allegiance, dude. - Yeah. - Because I'm not sure.

- Yeah. - You don't ship any more. - He would. And you do want to show your allegiance to us. I would get a tap conference tattoo.

- Woo hoo. - In fact, I'm gonna get one. - I think we should-- - We should-- - All get a bad friend tattoo.

Right, see where your allegiance is. - No, no nittles. - No nittles. - No nittles. - Yeah, yeah.

- Wow. - Well, let's just get-- - Just get one. - Just get a hand on one last time. - Get a hand on.

- Yeah, but the hand is the last forever. - Would you get one? - Yeah, of course. - I know you would. - The hand is the last.

Remember, Esther got one of those hands, and it lasted? - Yeah, I got 'em, too, and it just went away this year, and it was seven years ago. - Seven years? - Yeah, maybe.

- What was your-- what did you say? - The state of Texas, and then I got the Nike check right here. - Oh, I remember the Nike check. - Yeah. - It's totally gone.

- Yeah. - I don't buy it. - I don't know where I'm going to get it. - On your shoulder. - No, no.

- I got to get maybe here in a little-- - What about your other form? - On the arm?

- Yeah, yeah.

- But just a little one here.

- Just that says bad friends. - I'll do that bad friends. - Let me go, probably. - Oh, that one's good. - You know what?

- The other hand. - Go see Moana and theaters now. - You. (laughing) - Yeah.

- When is there going to be a new rock, though? Who's the next big cool guy? - There's got to be a new guy. - What are you looking at him for?

“Are you think he's the Hollywood Reporter or something?”

- Yeah. - I'm the guy with the computer. - He's got to be a new rock. There's got to be a new hot big rock. - It's a guy that's in the black stars.

What's his name? - Oh. - In Jacob's ability. - Yeah, Jacob's ability. - Oh.

- He's big. - Hmm. - Put on some mass. - He doesn't have the-- he doesn't-- yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah, he's a handsome. - He's a man on him. - Really? - He's got--

- Look at him. He's just like-- - He's just like-- - Jacked. - He's the rock.

- Huh? - They all do. - They all do. - He's dating Kendall Jenner? - Yeah.

- So nice. - I want a date of Kardashian. - Rob. - Which one's available? - Rob.

- There's a-- - It's too late, right? - There's a brother with that small spine syndrome that they've got. (laughing)

- Do they really have one? - Yeah, they don't show them. - Yeah, they don't show them. - They don't show them. - Isn't there another sister that is an on camera?

Isn't that true? Isn't there like another one that does-- - I thought there was a brother that is not on camera. - Yeah, maybe there's that. Maybe somebody is not in the family.

- Yeah.

“- It was kind of like the same thing with the Osborne's, right?”

Didn't the Osborne's have another kid that was never on camera?

- The daughter. - The daughter, yeah. - She refused, right? - Yeah, she's not involved. That's the one I've never met.

- 'Cause she doesn't want to be in that world. - Yeah. - Not interested. But my experience with her, the mother, what's her name? Sharon. - Sharon.

- Sharon Osborne. - We're talking about that. - No one drank your beer. - That's one of my favorite clips. - Can I tell you, can I tell you what happened?

- No. - There's someone who drank my beer. (laughing) - Dude, I love he blamed the whole house. - So I'm backstage, right?

Theo's backstage. - Yeah. - At the main room. - Hey, man. - I go, what's up?

Because the Osborne's out here, man. - Oh, wow. - You gotta go say hi. - God, so I did, I did my Osborne joke. - Right, my eye eye joke.

- Yeah. - Right, and then I go back there. And I shake Jack. I hug Jack. - Mm-hmm.

- And then I touch Sharon in the shoulder. I'm such a big fan. I don't know why I said that. And she does this. - Did you say I'm sorry for your loss?

- No, I didn't. But I've been a good lead. - I don't know, it's too late. - No, I think that went well. - It happened the week before that I would say it.

- I don't think so.

“- I think how long is that window open for Ozzy Osborne forever?”

- Oh, fuck. - He's Ozzy Osborne. - I should have said sorry for your loss. - Yeah. - He was a hero of mine.

- Yeah. - But I'm also saying I'm a big fan. It's still good. - She doesn't care about that. And she went like this.

She went. - Yeah, that's what you deserved. I'm on her side. - I'm on her side. I would have shouted.

- This could have been a good thing though. - My husband was a legend. - She, you should have said something. - Oh, thanks to your husband for shaping my childhood. - And because of that reaction, then at the ago,

they're coming back stage. I left at the back door. - Yeah, yeah, because I didn't want another, you know, the cowards door. - The cowards door.

- You've gone through the cowards door all the time.

When I bomb shit, I'm always going through the cowards door.

Don't want to say hi to anybody. - Yeah. - I love the cowards door. - It's my favorite book. - Everyone knows, right?

The main room. There's three ways to exit it. - Right. - Okay. - Right.

- There's through the cowards. - Right. - And there's through the cowards door. - The cowards door. - Yeah.

- And that's where our senior hall goes through. - Not because of the cowards. - Now, the cause of the cowards is because he doesn't want. - He doesn't want the thing. - The thing.

- Right. - I always walk in through the audience. - You have to. - Yeah. - Right.

- They go, oh, do something. - Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I like the talk. - Yeah, you heard the chatter. - I hear people that, you know what I mean?

And there's some people that go, they do a sharing of it. - They do sharing you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - They sharing me.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So when you have a good set, you walk out through the crowd. - 100%.

- Right. When you have a bad set, you go through either the covered booth or the cowards way. - And when you have it, and then you have, when you're really uncomfortable,

you sneak out through the bar, the bar door, the backside bar door. - Can you get out that way? - Mm-hmm. - I found a way.

You have to climb up the hill, but you get dirty if you could do it. - I've done it. - But did you know that new, you know what they're going to do?

- What? Make a patty out there? - No. That's what they're doing. They're going, they're next project

is through the bar. It's zeroes. - To the main room. - To the main room. - That's genius.

That needs to happen. - That's gonna happen. - Yeah, because otherwise you can't get back there. - Yeah. - People that don't know,

that's used to be called a video room back when we were young lads. Now they made it a bar for comics. - Yeah, it's beautiful. - A COVID shot it down.

They couldn't have it back there. And then they reopened it again. - Have you seen the new design? - It's stunning. - It's stunning.

- Yeah, they did a great job. - Yeah, anyway. - Is there any way we could turn on the air?

- It's a sauna in here.

“- Yeah, this is a new big thing in the world.”

No AC.

Dude, I, my AC kicked out last night and I was like,

- Right, bro. - And the guy come today to help fix it. - Yeah, I have fans. I have emergency fans stalked. - I have fans and AC.

I still sweat at night. - Yeah, I have a fans, I've seen a man with a fucking fan. - Oh, okay, you're a fan man. - Yeah, that's a man. - Yeah, that's a man.

- Yeah, that's a man. - Yeah, yeah. - All those comes over and spans my face. - Yeah. - With air conditioning and fans going.

- It's so hot. - Yeah. - It's so hot. - I know. - Yeah.

- And it's worse in other areas. I get it, right? But it's like, I don't like it. - It's way worse. It's like 120 in Phoenix right now.

- I tell my mom every night, I go, don't go outside. - Don't leave the house. - She's in the desert. - Yeah.

- Why are you laughing?

- My mom can have a seatstroke.

- Death Valley is at 134 right now. - Dude, imagine, I didn't know what that is. - Shaka. - Shaka. - Shaka dog.

- Yeah.

“- Luke Desert and Iran and Kuwait in the Middle East.”

Reach, reach what? 115. - What? - No, no, no. - Luke Desert gets up to 159.

- How's that even real? - Nothing's there. - Yeah, nothing's there. - How do you do that? - Oh my god.

- In Iran. - They have war missiles and hot. - Yeah. - And they still win. - They're still winning.

- Yeah. - Well, we'll shift it. - Nope. - I'm still on team USA. - Not me.

- I'm reading Iranian books right now. I'm trying to learn, man. - I'm trying my China's helping them. - It's crazy. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - It's getting bad. - And what are we going to do about it? - Nothing. - Nothing.

- Nothing. - I'll vote. - No. - Yeah, I'll vote. - I'll vote though.

- What? - You don't vote? - Yeah, but I contribute to John Ossav and Telerico. - Oh, that's right. - It's so funny.

He'll give, but he won't vote. - Because they're not even my district. - They want your, okay. - Yeah, that's true, you can't. - Yeah, yeah.

- It doesn't make a difference. - They're not in my district. - That's my point of sight. - We have to balance, like you're fucking, you think you're the balance, you're not.

- Right. - But we have to have a fucking balance. - No, you're not.

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- They cause this heat rise. - Yeah, no. - It's because of them. - So we go up. - Listen, I think it's this, I think it's,

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there's no going back. I'm gonna play devil's advocate, I don't believe it. - Okay, it's not real. - All right, because at, with some point, right, if there's no way of going back, and then what are we gonna do?

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“I saw a video the other day of a married couple”

up into the 1990s.

And then they're both in the hospital.

No. No. This isn't. Just don't be finished. Can I just get it out?

Right. The female. You know. Dies. And the husband dies.

Immediately after. But in the reverse, that doesn't happen. The female lives longer. If we die is that. Because they're free.

I know. But why? If I had if I married my girlfriend. Right. And she dies.

I'm not going to die immediately after. You might. I don't think I would. We die statistically before them. And then they live long healthy.

I know. But I think I would be like. Hey. I could get on the dating apps. No.

Yeah. Get on. No. God wouldn't let you be gone. You'll get in Rinkle.

Bye. What? What did you say? The dating app Rinkle. Yeah.

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If you were ever single, you'd never go back to the apps.

You hated him when you fucking did him. I know. But I would get on some sort of open. Like, what's the old people dating app? There's an old people dating app.

Squatting and smoking. Riya is that it. No. There's a old people dating app. Oh, plenty of fish.

Is that it? That's no. That's for everybody. R-time. R-time.

Silver singles. R-time. Go on silver singles right now. I want to see what that looks like. Yeah.

That's all silver. I want to see what the women look like. Qualifying now, Bob. What? What's that?

It says 50. Yeah. Yeah. Look at the photo. Yeah.

Safe, simple, silver singles. Yeah. No way. Boop. I wouldn't get.

I won't. That's our. Boop. That's our. That's our play.

Boop. Yeah. Boop. A nose booth. That's how they hook up now.

Yeah. Wow. They do ask them a kissing. Yeah. They're nasty.

They're nasty. They're dirty. Yeah.

“Obviously, seeing arrangements is the one you want.”

I don't know where my dick's at. Well, you know what that. It's a shooting. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I know the location of it. No. That's what no.

Just put an answer. Yeah. And you'll know where it is. The condition of where it's at. It's in perfect condition.

I know. When I'm 80s, what I'm saying? Like an 80 will I have sexual desire? Will I want? I mean, I'd have to know.

I can't. I don't think so. I think it dies at 70 for men. Look at it. Look it up.

This is what you get. Blue two gold. It's the best. Blue two silver for him. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, but I'm going to ask you guys all the question. This is a good. I was taking a piss on the airplane and it looked out of my weiner. Your weiner changes as you get older.

It'll look. It gets different looks at it. You know, like it. It looks like a hammer head right now. Well, you like that.

The. The helmet is. The helmet is like much wider. Look at that. Yeah.

Sexual desire remain active. Be 70. Have your penis. Wow. You know, it's a little different.

So you notice the change in the weiner. But I look at mine. It looks a little different. What is yours? Look, I told you mine.

It looks like a hammer head. Why sir. My dick looks a little. Yeah. Like when I'm pissing.

It goes like this. Good. My bag is killing me. No. What?

My balls. Mine's philisophical. Oh, it's not. I think therefore I am. That's what we're going to say.

Size and shape. Yeah. No, not size. It just looks a little different. Yeah.

Yeah. The color change. What are you talking about? A little. It's gray.

Oh, that's not good. Should I untie that thing? That's not breathing. It's not breathing. There's.

Yeah. Is it blue? It's bright blue. That's not good. Do you got to go to the hospital?

All right. That's right. What? It's like a smurf thing. Pop a smurf thing.

Wow. The amount of times, too. And I was. Firecrotch. That was all when I was a kid.

Firecrotch. Yeah. Firecrotch was a bit red. Yeah. Don't the skin itself is bright white.

Yeah. Never seen. It's very good. It's a fine fine fine fine. It's fine.

I don't believe it's bright blue right now. No, it's not. But it's just changed a little. Maybe it looked different to the window as I peed in the bathroom. When you pee on a plane, you don't put the seat up.

You just pee. No, I do. I do. I just shoot every day. I just shoot every day.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what I had to do the other day for the first time is hook it.

What? I had a hook it. What do you think I mean? Pull it off the side. No, no.

I had to stick my finger and hook it. Why? Because it was. I'm tired of like, you know, mean. My my asshole.

As a clip. You know, e clipping.

Get it all out. Right. But e clips at the end. Right. And I hook it.

Crazy. Don't. I'm sorry. I'm hooking it. I'm sticking it out.

Digger.

It's a new Tom Cruise movie.

I'm doing it. Yeah. Tom Cruise movie. Yeah. I'm digger.

Okay. You don't digger? I never ever. Oh, I dig it. And you, I googled it.

Hot chicks do it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Are you a hot chick? And you.

Yeah. Hot chicks and me do it. They don't do. Do hot chicks clip. Yeah.

Do hot chicks clip and dig. Yeah. I will say this. I have to admit. I did it like four months ago.

Exactly. Thank you so much. It's a clip every time. Why were you having trouble? Yeah.

Me too. I was tired of it. Five.

“I mean, I mean, but do I take madam useful?”

Yeah. I tried all of that and it's just hardens in there. Nothing like the hood. It's like my pool looked at Medusa. [laughter]

Brows them. Back to the early ad. Yeah. That's it. Nolan.

Do that. Put that in the movie. Yeah. Three. A pool.

If you've never clipped. Never touched it. Okay. Not interested in it. But then you wash your hands furiously.

You must, and always. That's why you have shiny nails. Yeah. Nothing sticks to those. It's like a top coat.

Yeah. You're going to stop doing that at some point. Yeah. Pain in your nails. Why?

I'm sick of it. [laughter] I don't really like it. Why? I don't know why.

It's like too shiny. Yeah. Maybe. I think you're still doing your toes. Oh yeah.

For sure. Yeah. For sure. I have to walk in paint your toes ever. No.

She'll never. You'll never let her go. Yeah. You're doing her whole life though.

“Girls have been painting their nails are whole lives.”

I don't. Because I have to admit something out loud. Yeah. One of the toes. I have to go to the hospital.

You have like, you have like gang green. No. No. That can green. No.

It's just, it's just gang yellow. I banged it against, you know what I mean? A bedpost. I've done that a thousand times. Right.

It turned black. The nail fell off. That's gang green. No. And the second green.

Who the fuck green? Game black. Yeah. Yeah. And I had to.

Now I have an artificial one. A plastic one. That keeps super gluing up. You have a fake toe. Yeah.

Subnull. He metoma. Collection of blood trapped underneath the toenail caused by trauma. So I got, yeah. I got to go to the hospital and go to my doctor and go.

What the fuck is going on here? They're going to go. What's going on? She should have come in four months ago. When it started changing color.

You know, you, you might get the toe amputated. I don't care about it. You don't like the big, it's the big toe. Well, I, you know what my doctor said. I already talked about.

What about this? What my fidentis said? No. I'm all your toe. [laughter]

I have ginger vines down there. [laughter] What did he say? My dente said six months ago. You got to get him all removed.

You're every, every tooth. You're going to get vineyards? No.

I'm going to get dente's first.

No. Yeah. I'm going to have fake ones. Let me see. Which one?

Why? They're all fallen out. But he's like, you got to get him all removed because they're all sick. Oh. So at one point in a year or two, I'm going to be coming in here with like, you know,

I mean, more gums. They're bad. Sure gums. What is that? Are you not brushing ever?

No. I'm so brushing. Too brushy. I'm, no, right now. If I did what I did now when I, in my 20s, I would have all my teeth.

Yeah. I floss, you know what I mean? It's a little bit of hiders or peroxide. I just brush twice. I get into all of it.

But they're dead. They're dead. They're just cleaning dead bodies. He died. He's just cleaning the dead bodies. Yeah. You got to let him go. You'd say that world in the Odyssey. Remember when 80s?

No, we're, we're, uh, Elliot Page comes alive. Yeah. Hell. Hell. That was a moana. [laughter] That's seen in moana.

No, you know what? The reason I bought those tickets to the show is because I, you know, like, I like that.

“Khabai even, I haven't really been a, like, a hardcore fan, but that's how I go to shows now.”

It's a last second. I see it. I'll buy it. Done. Fine. I'm Greek. I go, yeah, I'm going to go to the Greek. Mm. Yeah. I'm going to see a band. I haven't seen it in a long time. I see them live years ago.

I like them. I'm going to go see it. I did the Star Do Valley concert there at the Greek with the L.A. Philharmonic. No, I don't know what the, the, but it was beautiful. That's incredible if they played that. And I went backstage to set out how to Eric.

Oh, that's so cool. Right. And then he did a speech. He mentioned it. My name on stage. It got kind of a applause. Some. It was like half a applause, half nothing. You're a Star Do Valley legend at this point.

You've talked about it so much. There's no way they don't, but I was a beautiful experience. I wasn't with them, but it was really beautiful. That's how the, that's how the, that's how the Greek. The Greek is, the Greek to me is leaps and bounds better than the ball. Yes. I've never been in the ball.

Oh. I've never been in the ball schedule right now. I'm not going to the ball.

Wait, because Highland is always traffic, but the ball does something that is amazing with the movies with the music.

With the LA film, I'm on it. They play movies live.

Oh, I'm not going to the ball ever.

“Okay. The fireworks special with Tekovsky.”

That's no. No. Give me a good show, I'll go. ZZ Top. No.

Counting crows. No. How to train your Dragon and Concert? No. John Mellon Camp.

No. Santana, Al Green, Al Green. He's still alive? No, it's a written AI. Oh.

Top Gun, Maverick and Concert. Never. What? Yeah. There's nothing there that I'm going to be like, oh, I go to the ball.

Carlos, would you guys go see Top Gun with me? Okay. I go every. It's so good. Oh, my God.

Keep going. Keep going. Smooth summer jazz. Look, this is for a book. News.

Portugal the man. Go go. This is for Bobby. Which one? I would maybe do all my days.

I would do that in Concert. Yeah. I would definitely do that. And the Dragon Williams every year. Every single year.

John Williams every year. John Williams. John Williams, the composer. I love him. But Charlie orville Pack.

I love Orville Pack. Okay. Enough. Hold on. Go down.

I want to see there's one that's going to hit you hard. You Gonzales is great. Yeah. Oh, is it Gonzales? Yeah.

Sound of music. I'd go. Yeah. And it's a sing along. You can get all the songs.

Look. And part of this. This is our live with the sound of mute. I'm a cook. I'm not on mute.

I'm a cook. I'm not on mute. I'm not on mute. I look like a deer. A female deer.

Ray. A drop of gold and sun. Me. A name. I call myself far.

A long, long way to run. Wang. My friend from the corner. In the store. Yeah.

Dmitrius. My brother. Dealer. I should all go together to one of this. I do.

I completely. Somewhere would have to pick me up. Well, you know, we know Portugal the man. We can go see that.

“Here's the only way I would do the fucking ball.”

With me talking heads. Reunion. They're not there. They're not there. I know.

I'm just saying these are the only scenarios. Give me more reunions. A high school reunion. What if they do that? What if they do your high school reunion there?

Would you go? Yeah.

You never went to one high school reunion.

Did you? No. I was never invited. No, it's not. They sent something.

They sent a thing out to everybody. That never was invited. Did you ever go Carlos? No. Have you gone?

No. Yeah. I just didn't. I just didn't. It's a far away to run.

I just didn't. I see. I don't know. People haven't talked too long. Time.

I don't know. Yeah. Another drink for fun. Go away. Out the cowards door.

Rush. Oh, rush is coming back. Creed. Triumph from an Alabama shake. The terror or what's the same?

Dom or Jeffrey Dommer? No. The famous drummer. What's his name? John Bonham.

Oh, from Rush. Yeah. What's his name? Oh. He legend.

Oh, yeah. Fucking Neil Perth. Yeah. Neil Perth. He's gone.

But now they have a Nika. It doesn't matter. Neil Perth is gone. It's not the same. It's like, you know, I mean,

Kim deal leaving the pixies. It's not the same. But they got a babe drummer now. She's she works. I don't care.

Rips. It's like the Filipino dude or whatever. Singing for journey or whatever. I'm not going to do it. It's like, you know, I get it.

The grateful dead. Love the dead. I know. But it's like it's not the same. Of course, it's not the exact same.

But they're I want the same. Can't be brother. Please. The days are gone. Yeah.

You can't go back in an AI Instagram 90s video. It's over. It's all fake. None of it's real. Backstreet boys.

We go see them. Yeah. And Eagles are back again at the sphere of Metallica. Who I've seen here at Sofi. Who's still fucking kill.

But look at that October to March. They booked so many tickets. Yeah. It's Metallica. Crazy.

It's fucking Metallica. No.

Now the sphere you've never even been to.

I've never. Now I want to the sphere. And it boggles your fucking mind. It's one of the coolest live shows I've ever seen in my life.

“And he went to go see, would you go see you went to go see the movie?”

What movie? When we were in Vegas. Yeah. I'd watch the Odyssey at the sphere. I bet that being credible.

That would be incredible thing. It's one of the coolest. Yeah. I would watch. Okay.

If the Odyssey ever plays the sphere, I'll go. But they don't. They only do like classic movies there now. They're not doing like the new. The process to make them like that.

It's crazy. No. Fuck the process. Trust it. Just do it.

I mean, look at how it's. It is a cinematic masterpiece with music. We should do bad friends live there. Oh. We sell 90 seats.

90. Under 100. We'll get 100. Genuine. You know how much it tickets go for for these fucking shows?

Yeah. They're like $600 for like regular seats. It's a rip off. Yeah. That's the sphere.

That's the sphere dude. It's a massive screen. Oh my god. I'd love to go. That'll go because the screen's so cool.

I love screens. You're a big screen guy. Yeah. Let's see if they'll put start to value up there for him to play. Pre-show.

I don't know. Oh, imagine. That was so fun. Dude. Imagine playing video games.

Warzone on that screen. I guarantee you, in the future, they're going to have video game competitions in their for sure. It's prime for that. They're family on top of it.

He's promoting Marty Supreme. Wow. What?

He went on top of it to promote the movie last year.

This was some executives idea.

“And then they were like, what does that have to do with anything?”

They're like, just put them up there. Yeah. That's okay. Can I tell you something about this? Yeah.

It's just something I wouldn't tell. Maybe I'll save it. No. Tell me. Something that I would like to admit right now.

From my heart. And this is true. Trueisms. Oh. I call.

White people. Hi. Are the best. The dark. The dark wizard.

I saw it. The dark wizard. I made you. I need to go. Respect the whites.

Thank you. Neil Potter. Thank you, man. That doesn't it?

Finally getting recognized.

Jean Potter, Dean Potter. No, it's about to. Mm-hmm. It's Dean Potter and Alex Honel's War. Between the two free soloists.

The well, Dean Potter was old school. Mm-hmm.

“And when Alex Honel came on this scene, there was a competition.”

I love that. And they were doing extreme shit. Yeah. And when you guys go and extreme, you go with extreme. Yeah.

Yeah. You won't see an Asian up there. No. Black eyes. You won't see a black eye up there.

I ain't going up that mother. Why are you freestyling? I love it. It's great. Yeah.

When the whites go crazy, we go.

You guys go ultimate. And you can understand the wars. See? [laughter] You fight.

He finally gets it. Forever. I know. It took me a long time to even admit it. But it's worth watching.

It's worth watching because any minority is out there. You guys got to get more extreme.

“You know what? Because when you see these dark amenities, right?”

You'll know to stay away from them. To the whites? Yes. You're too extreme for me, bud. I don't do that shit.

Yeah, you do, dude. Your schedule is extreme. That is true. I'm in Scotland. You know what I mean?

It's extreme behavior. Wait two next month. Yeah. You're going to Australia. You're going down where the whites are.

Yeah, and I want to go. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you want to go. I don't want to go. I love you.

I love performing for the fans. I love seeing the fans. It's just going there. The flight? Yeah.

You'll fall asleep during the night. Yeah. I'm sweating right now. I'm sweating my balls. My balls off.

Like everything is like humid in here. It's become unbearable. Unbearable. Intolerable. It's on top.

Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Thank you, whites. Thank you, whites.

Yeah. Thank you, whites. Thank you, whites. Yeah. Thank you, whites.

Thank you, whites. Thank you, whites. Thank you, whites. Thank you, whites. Yeah.

Thank you, whites. Yeah. Thank you, whites. (upbeat music)