Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

"I'm always good, always good."

"I'm always very happy." "I've always said, "Frischis for Aldi." "To Aldi price." "This week, $650 for $2.99." Or "Kultur Heidelbeerim."

$125 for $1.39 in your Aldi Nordvilliale. And wait and wait for a couple of months. Aldi. "Goodest Fiala."

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"You too are bad friends."

"You with these two idiots." "Ooh, I gave you an Asian dear, you too are disgusting." "Ooh, I need you to know something." "The bad friends." I got a damn from Tiger King.

Isn't he in prison? Yeah, he had us up too. He had us up. So we got hit up by the Tiger King as well. What do you go to prison for?

Killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think... I think petting against the fur. It's enough if you pet it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it. No.

Yeah, it hurts. Apparently. Two counts of murder for hire. Eight counts of violating the Lacy Act. Nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act.

I'm a little different. Yeah. Yeah. And one count of petting. No wrong way.

Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months. It's like petting against the grain.

“It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the inner state.”

You're like, what are you? What are you doing, man? What are you doing on the inner state? I saw a buddy of mine. I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going

the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wow. She's alive.

Yeah. I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcycleist. Yeah, remember?

We're in Pyongyang. But that's the driving violation. You don't want to. Those stereotypes and those tropes are very true. Yeah.

They are. Can we start it? Yeah. We can. Do you want to not start?

No, long as we're going. You want to start with a song? Yeah, too. When I drink my Bayouro. You were singing that on the way in.

What does that drink my beer? I don't know. I just get the turning point USA that one got drink my bayouro. That's my been my head 24 hours. What is that?

Oh, just the Super Bowl half time. Yeah, yeah. Let me hear it. Yeah. Drink my beer.

Get it. Get it. Get it. Kiss my girl. Drink my beer.

Right. My truck. I'm right here. No, too. Queers.

Or my squirrel. Eat my squirrel. Yeah. He pet my cat. Starting at the back.

Right. That's what rocks. Do you want a cat guy? Huh? There you go.

I don't want a cat man. You don't have any animals. I don't. But I'm going to get something. Got to get a dog.

I'm going to get a house and a dog. You have a house. What are you talking about? Yeah. But I'm going to get one that could be.

That's a little more dog appropriate. In Nashville. Yeah.

You'd never move back here.

What do you? I don't think so. I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that. Yeah.

We miss you. We miss you. We miss you guys. But you're love. You love Nashville.

I mean, it's just growing so much.

“It's like your and it just feels like a big town.”

So I mean, there's, there's all cities grow. All cities grow. These are Phoenix growing. Right. When I go there.

It's the same. Yeah. You won't be able to talk about their cities. They're growing. Oh, bro.

Yeah. You're right. Will you have. There was a similar city. Yeah.

It's gotten bigger. Will there be a. Will there be a. Yeah. A Theo section of Nate left.

Are you getting your own attraction at Nateland? I don't know what that would be. It'd be a petting zoo. Yeah. I love you, man.

Back to front petting zoo. Nateland. What's it called? Nateland, right? I'm not.

I have no, is that really happening? He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it. I didn't know.

Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that comedian. Yeah. You ever hang out with him? I see Nate in passing sometimes.

But he is very busy and I'm doing my things. He's just like, you know. You see the trailer for his new movie. Haven't seen it. Have you seen it?

No. He's got a game show. I saw that. Yeah. I was in the theater man.

Were you?

First of all, good to see you guys.

Good to see you guys. Good to see you guys. I love you, Theo, man. I don't know what he's doing right. Thank you, friends.

You can't blame it on Alexa Pro. Why? That's not one of the stuff. I know what's going on. You know, I'll be quiet.

No. It's that. Yeah, Alexa Pro, man. [LAUGHTER] That's all right.

You're good, Dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Less we forget. Yeah. No.

[LAUGHTER] Go ahead. When you, um, thanks for the interview tonight in Vegas. Just great to see you for your birthday, man. Yeah.

And it wasn't my birthday. And um, oh, is there sober birthday? It was. I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't.

It was your actual birthday. I have a video of you. I know. A girl that brought you the cake in every kind. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I forgot.

I've been sitting there in a restaurant.

You're in Vegas. All of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch of candles. And everyone happy birthday. You did that for me.

“And they played like a traditional music, you know?”

Yeah. Yeah. Happy, happy birthday to you. Yeah. [MUSIC PLAYING]

You see that funk, the funk monks, or whatever. It's like a band. It's like those monks that are willing to be funkier, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not aware of it.

They're the funk monks right there. Yeah. Oh, those are the funk monks. I think so. Funk monks.

Do you know them? Huh? No. [LAUGHTER] But then they look fun.

Yeah. God, do they ever? Yeah. It's a big band, too. [MUSIC PLAYING]

It's like the white jabber walkies. [LAUGHTER] There's one black guy. You gotta have one guy. Oh, you got-- do you-- you do need one black guy?

And Jamal on the horns. [LAUGHTER] [LAUGHTER] Yeah, yeah. Save us Jamal.

[MUSIC PLAYING] That's good. Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks. Funk monks. That's a good horn.

Dude, I want to-- did you ever see that baby dude? I forgot to even ask you. What, what baby? Mom, you're actually your ex. He's saying if you met your--

Carlisle's baby yet. [LAUGHTER] I'm trying to get him. Did you ever meet it? Yeah, you did?

Me sometimes. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites the face.

Is it-- was it? Is there any feelings when you hold it like man? [LAUGHTER] What are you doing man? [LAUGHTER]

What the fuck you come around here doing that? No, I'm just saying.

“Is there any times when you put it in your little arms?”

I do. And you say, you know, you're-- It could have been-- Yeah. What could have been--

Do you think there's any-- He was left over in there, and some of it got in that baby? Oh, but-- Yes. Yeah.

- It's from his low. - It's slow. - It's slow. - It's clean to the ovaries for years. - Yeah.

- He's back to him. - Right, and jumped in the other sperm. Grab the tail. - Right. - Here we go. (laughing)

- Like a little rick sperm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like a rick sperm. - Oh yeah, yeah, I was like, yeah, rick sperm. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah, so maybe there's some of my stuff in there. - You ever look in the eyes of the kid and do you think about that? - Yeah, one of them was like this. - No, I'll stop it.

- What? - Don't deflect. - Don't deflect what? - Tell us it's truth. - You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that.

I'll cut him out. It's a little bit of me right there. - You know, well, you want to get real? Let's get real. - Yeah, let's get fast.

- Yeah, fast. - I'm alone, late at night, you know what I mean? And you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone? (laughing) Sometimes.

“And I go, what could have been, I think I made some mistakes.”

- Yeah. - Fuck, monks. (laughing) - Sorry, sorry about that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, what could have been?

- Well, it could have been and I made some choices that were not really, I regret. Well, you were also saving up your urine and a lot of jelgs around the home, I know. (laughing)

- And some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't know, yeah. What's the, what is the, for what party? - Well, it's a collector's item for him. - It was more of like a, it's obvious.

- Yeah, it's obvious. - Yeah, yeah. - Because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare. - That's that show. - Little sauce.

- That's a show you sauce, huh? - That's hot. - That's spicy. Show you it. (laughing)

- Yeah. - We go to Jang with love. - Oh, go to Jang, good reference. - Go to Jang with love. - Yeah, yeah.

- But there are moments where you have that thing where it's like, yeah, I cut a, I cut a, a fight of just, oh, got my ducks in a row, you know. - Yeah. - It's been different, but that's life and you keep going.

- You keep going. - Good reference. - But you know what I learned. - If I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window, I could have still been with her.

I could have been my kid. (laughing) - You like duck, man? - It's too, it's too gamey for me. - I've had duck neck. - It's still oily.

- That was the, that was the meat.

- I've never had duck body, I've had duck neck.

- You have? - I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body. - Duck neck? - What's, what's duck neck, man?

- Duck neck. - Duck neck. - That's, I mean, it's, it's in the title pretty much. - Yeah. - Duck neck.

- Duck neck. - Duck neck. - So, you eat the neck of the duck? - There it is. - Yeah.

- What's like sausages? - Oh, you could really eat the neck. - Oh, duck neck. - Yeah. - Hot and spicy.

- So spicy, duck neck.

- You're in the exotic animals?

“- What if you're somebody that eats a lot of knacker?”

Are you called, uh, go ahead. - Go ahead. - A knacker? - Yeah. (laughing)

- No, you're not, are you looked at her? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Naka. - Naka. - Naka, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- My bad. - He'd be knackered. - Dude, how are you guys been feeling, man? The show's been doing so great. It's like, you guys is, has it cemented?

You guys is friendship differently? Is that a crazy question? Am I just making things silly? - No, that's true. No, it's good.

Yesterday, or what? The other day, we shot our six-year anniversary. Pretty huge. We did six years. What kind of nuts?

We didn't think we'd continue. He can't do it. (laughing) Just likes a pro. - It still likes a pro side.

- It's got a big. - We've seen positive.

Usually, you don't have a ton of energy acting.

- Yeah, he's got a shit lot of energy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's also on the sale level. - Yeah, I just, I don't need to exist. Yeah.

I had a dream that my dude, I had a dream. - Oh, I just saw Hacksaw Ridge thinking I was speaking of that. - Yeah? (laughing) - Good movie?

(laughing) I don't think it's good. (laughing) - What were your dreams? - Yeah, what were your dreams?

- Yeah, that's what I meant. - I had a dream that we went camping. Me, you and my brother. - Whoa. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and my brother

was making too much noise. - That sounds right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I woke you up and then you faked y'all that 'em. - What do you mean?

- You pretended that you were sleeping, right? I knew of the bit you were gonna do, right? And I go, and it's really mad if you wake 'em up. I knew that you were still awake or pretending to sleep, right?

And you did an extra, you know what I mean? - Snap. - Oh, good. - And it freaked 'em out and then he ran out of the tent. - He got up.

- Yeah. - He got up. And why is Andrew so angry, Bob? - So good. - Yeah.

Andrew, same mean. - What do you do when he left him away? - It was just you and me. - Yeah, and then you and I, and then you and I both lavin' that I woke up.

- No, that's a nice dream. - Don't you hate when peas end it? - Yeah. - Why do peas end dreams? - 'Cause otherwise you would pee in the dreams.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I'm gonna piss into that. - But life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch, you're like, I'm staying in here.

And then you're dreamer, everybody's like, "Well, it's got just peein' everywhere here, you know?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're like, "That kind of means it, bro." I've spit in my dream one time and I woke up, spit all over, I, really.

- I felt like something was in my mat, like I must have been stuffy, and in my dream I just, and I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow, I was spit. And I thought, that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be up in a real life.

- It just feels good. - But do you know when you're dying a dream,

“we really die in real life, that's what they say?”

- Wait, is that true, guys? - Impossible. - Yeah. - In the matrix. - In the matrix, if you die in the dream,

you die in real life, so it's gotta be real. 'Cause we're living in the matrix, aren't we not? Does anything feel real lately? - No, dude. - Bro, not at all.

- Yeah, so I think this is good. - But no, everything's going well, yeah. Nobody's living in complete fear, yeah. I just take a bit day by day, you know, man, pal? - Oh, yeah, that's all you can do, man, that's what I'm doing.

- Do I say that a couple of us, does it go? - No, but this thing you do is so we do have to monitor it. - Yeah, yeah. - What? - You repeat things.

- Yeah, yeah. - Short-term memory loss. - You think so? - Yeah, that's what we want. - So, is that a side effect election, bro?

- Yeah, let's do a symbol, can you do a symbol, like a hand-single, a symbol, yeah. - I'll do that. - Do this. - Okay.

- When I've said something before. - Yeah, do something like that, very subtle. Something like that. - Yeah, that's just point your eyebrow. - Real subtle.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very good. - Okay. So, do that say that, oh yeah, that's, no. - That means no. - Yeah, yeah.

- Picture lips. - What's the lip thing? - This is no. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's hungry and sign language.

“- Yeah, that's what it does mean, I know this means something.”

Yeah, that's like, you know what, back in the 40s, the black people on stage. (laughing) - Jazz, huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, back in the day. (laughing)

- I haven't seen that. (laughing) - All right, jazz hands. - Yeah, jazz hands. - Oh, jazz hands, I should've said that. Yeah, yeah, jazz hands, dude.

Oh, yeah, you haven't said it before. - Yeah, dude, this is awesome.

Did I never been on here?

- Is your, yeah, because I asked for it. - Wait, are you never been on the show? - I don't, I swear to God, we've been trying. - And now we're here. - We've been trying, we've been trying.

- Well, I think yeah, for, I mean, since I moved away, it just taught to spend top for, you know, and then just having to do your own show, you know how it is. - Oh my God, you're doing your own show tonight, man. - We do miss you a lot.

I think about you all the time. - Yes. - I really do. - And I go, I wish to see you more often. - Yeah, we did.

- Yeah. - Back in the good old days. - And you're the only guys that have moved away, but I kind of miss. - Who else moved away that you don't miss?

Go ahead. - No, I miss, I see there was a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious. (laughing) - Tell us that, ask him that.

- I mean, you're the ones, you're the one that is in my mind the most. - Oh, that's nice to you to say, man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I forget about, so I don't forget about

what some of those days are, like, I forget about some of the times that the store and stuff I definitely long for it, I think.

Have that in Nashville at St. News or something?

You don't have a club thing in the city that you go to. - No, because they're the only club. - Yeah, I go to St. News sometimes, and there's another place there, City Wine Residence, we'll try to stop over there

and make a show happen. And St. News has a lab now too, so that you can do, like, just a, you know, I've got to show there coming up. I've got a couple shows in, like, the next month coming up.

So that's gonna be good. - You can just hop in, or no. - Yeah, you can, but they have, like, booked acts and so on. - Oh, that's right, that's right.

- You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody's show, and they have a full green room, and now you're in their space, and there. But, also, I was just on tour, I was out of, it was like, a lot of times when I was doing shows, it was just out of town. So it was like, when I was home,

I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So yeah, it was like the past couple years, it was just, it was just very busy. - You know, it was busy. - You can take some time or no.

- Yeah, but right now, I don't have much touring. I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now, 'cause we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple, like a month or so. - You're scrapping the old one.

“- Yeah, I think we might just, we may, I don't know,”

we just wanna have a better shot at it, you know?

- Right, sure. - How many did you shoot the last time? - We shot two. We shot the same day, load in, same day. There was just like, I mean, we talked about that.

- Yeah, we talked about that. - I don't know if we talked about that. - We talked about that. - Yeah, we talked about that. - I already talked to my bottom personal.

- He's on the four. - Yeah, it was just like a lot, you know, it was just like, it was just a crazy time, and so I think it was just too much to try to do something. But I also wanna get it good, it's like, you know, I've worked hard on it,

I wanna get it at least, to where I feel like, hey, this is the best that I can serve it. - Yeah, where are you gonna film this time? - I don't know, we were looking at Eerie, but because I love the theater there,

we're not performing there. - Really? - But, Eerie weather, yeah. - The weather is, is might be put out of there. - It's Eerie Pennsylvania.

- And so I think maybe we're looking also at Jacksonville. - Jacksonville is also in, is in Florida. - Carlos typed in Eerie Indiana. - What's funny, you have three white guys over there, who obviously conquerors of land, but they don't know

where anything is, yeah, we're trying to figure it out, so, but it's all good. - Well. - Yeah. - So that's it, that looks, yeah, yeah, we didn't do Netflix,

they didn't want us around. - Yeah. - They said no thanks to us.

“- But you guys did, Hulu, Hulu, Hulu, which is great.”

- Yes, it is. - Do something new, spread it out, yeah. - We're trying. - And what is your, what's your call, Bobby? - Finally.

- Oh, isn't that good? - Finally. - It's time, it's about. - You like it or not? - Vereo.

- Yep. - No, be real, be real, be real, be real. - You like it, I was just thinking about liking it and I do.

- Yeah, you got to give them a second to think about,

give me some other suggestions and names you might call it, if it was your play. - Finally. - That's, we talked about finally, yeah. - And I thought, finally, like, finally, like, fine.

- Yeah, that's guys fine. - Yeah. (laughing) - Sorry, I didn't even laugh there, that's the thing I had.

(laughing) - And then Lee at the end. - Got it. - Steve's brother. - Steve's brother's room.

- Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother. - Yeah. - What's your mom's name? - Genie.

- Genie's boy. - Dude, my mom's Gena. - Whoa. - Why not? - We should put them together somewhere.

(laughing) - Yeah. - We should put it only when we respond to what he just said. - Oh, we're not. (laughing)

- I'm not. - Dude, we should put them together somewhere. - Why not? - Why not? - Be around each other.

- Oh, really? - Yeah, you said you're just-- - Absorbing an energy, huh? - Yeah, just absorb each other's energy. (laughing)

“- Then you say, Steve's out to live with your mom now, right?”

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And why did he move out there? - Because I needed an eye on her. What is she up to? (laughing)

- Some dark stuff, man. - Like, would he even, like, espionage or what? - No, this is all night long. Epstein files, just five in the morning. (laughing)

- She's sitting right. - What are you eating, people? (laughing) - Oh, demon state? (laughing)

- Why so much pizza? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So much pizza. - All the time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Lindsey Graham game. (laughing)

- Oh, my God, no, I was sleepy. (laughing) - And I want to say shout out to my producers, Zach Powers, that's here today too. - Shout out to Zach, Zach, Zach's back.

- Yeah, how's he got? - Zach, poppin' on camera real fast, just say what's up. - Just look into the camera. Yeah, move him a cone out of the way. - Hey, what up?

- There he is. - There's the dog. - Yeah, there he is. - How long have you been producing, man? - And his girl just got laid off.

- Oh, yeah. - Really? (clapping) - That's not to black, that's fine. - That's fine.

(laughing) - That's fine, that's fine. - Yeah, that's fine. - Thanks, Oracle. (laughing)

Zach, how are you feeling? - I'm good, we just potted day, we're chillin'. - Okay, good. - Who'd you pout with, raw? - Chris Hemsworth.

- Oh, really? - Oh, why? - Yeah. - Wow. - Wow.

- A smart guy trapped in a good-looking guy. - Oh my god. - What a bummer. - What a bummer. - I thought it was just, you know,

and it's just George, you know, you see a guy that's that much of, you know, a handsome-ish guy. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah.

- So smart, cool, like, just talking about, like,

“just stuff, like, it was a valuable chat.”

I needed to have it today. You ever noticed like that when you're in those moments, you're like, "God, dude, things are so... Oh my god." - Off or something, and then somebody's like there,

and it's just like, "You have whatever comes and that's the perfect, you know, it's a perfect comment." - I want to live in that little space between his fucking, you know, his stomach right there, what are those happy trail?

- Yeah. - I want to live in that gap. - Yeah? - Have you been so happy? - You know what's so funny about this guy?

Doesn't work out. - He doesn't? - Ball genetics. - Wow. - He says he refuses to go to the gym.

- He channels a gym that he does meditation. - Who is brain? - Yeah. - It's brilliant. - He has a $60-a-month membership for a channel in gym.

- The mental gym. - Like, when we had Zach Afron on, right? And when you really see a real good-looking guy, it's crazy.

- Sometimes you, you know, I'm around you,

and if I'm going to see a good-looking guy for a while, right, I go, "Oh, it feels very good-looking." But then once I see Zach and then I look at you, I go, "Oh, it feels ugly." - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

“- No, that's a disrespectful thing to say.”

- You know what? - It was invisible. - Yeah, you know what I just said this, man? - Let me just say this, man. - Oh, God.

- Oh, this happens on this show, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let me just say this, man. - Okay. - What to say this, right, for comedian man, right,

you're very handsome, and you, too. Andro is better-looking than me. - How about this? - How about this? - How about this?

- If you think he's ugly, you are feeling the blank. - Bottom. - Feater? - Disaster. - You really think about yourself that way?

This is my, you're the one that gave me the scenario. - Oh, my point is why you put in him down, don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? - You're right. - You're trying to create funny, you know?

- Yeah, good, do it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I would show you to create something. - Maybe in mean to him. - Just be in mean.

- I took him, I mean, I know how look, I've seen myself a lot. - No, let's go back a little bit. Can we go back a little bit? - Yeah, yeah.

- I don't think so, but yeah. (laughing) - You know, I apologize. - Hold on, sorry, Ronnie Chang is calling me right now. - Oh, dude.

- Oh, our dog. - Wow. - That's our boy. - Who's that? - It just says, oh, good, look at the Asian man.

(laughing) - Bluetooth. - That bag is empty. I assume it's 'cause it's been... - I already took it all.

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See Chime.com for details on applicable terms. No. I mean, look, let's look at the Asian comics. All right, Ronnie can all these people. Nancy Scott, Nancy Scott, Rick, Beth.

That's a good one. He's cut. Deep cut. That's so fucked. Randall Park, where am I in that group?

Dead center. Yeah. I'm dead center. I will say this. When I saw about when I was like I was in Las Vegas

“and I've never seen Bobby in the wild before, right?”

I've seen Bobby in contained environments, podcasts, comedy. Right. And Bobby, somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas and I was like what happened? You know?

Was there a plate shift? It's something. How did he get over here? You know? Say I'm like, it was the locked that actually move his bed over here.

Like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time? And they're like, he's here. And I texted him and he's like, yeah, I'm going to come meet up. And I was so excited, dude, just to see you in like a this living like your life. Dude, like I just feel like you're at a tutor of the last few years to me.

It's just been like, more, I'm going to get out and I'm going to take advantage of things. And I'm just going to say yes to doing stuff. Yeah. And I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that too?

Ender is that just? No. He has been a little bit more. It's still firing to me, man. Well, because he's the single thing has helped even though I'm not a good looking

I would ever. It's still. As an ugly guy, you want to get to. Yeah. As an ugly guy.

Yeah. Yeah. He's been getting out more.

“Well, girls have been making him more active.”

Dude, and I saw you at the UFC and they put you in like kind of this bed. The special needs. Sorry, I did it and it was, it was still you got, it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his, I couldn't even go to your section. Yeah, I heard.

Yeah. They dragged me out of there. But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on. Yeah. Yeah.

I had your, like, Vaseline all over my arms and neck. Yeah. It'd be like, oh, so hot in here. I know. I didn't get that section.

But it was so crazy.

I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the railroad.

That was amazing. Yeah. Yeah. You were right there when they came out when they came out. Yeah.

It was sick. I tried to high five. No one high five. No. Yeah.

Rose, Nama Eunice. I tried to high five and she was shit. Why did they come out with their eyes closed? Kind of feeling it, maybe. Yeah.

She was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it missed like this much. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty close. Yeah.

It was pretty cool. But the reason why I went to Vegas is because I was like, I got to do something. Because I had done the special, the weekend before, I was like, I got to not go up all the time and just like do something so I asked Joe for tickets and I went and it was so much fun.

Well, Jordan gave you those. You bought him on ticket master. He did. Joe. But Joe gave you, he said, yeah, link to ticket master.

Yeah. I made money. He used to go rogue in 15% off at Stealth Hub. Yeah.

I always spent $750 for those seats, but having dinner with, I didn't know you're in town

so having dinner with you that night and then walking around with you afterwards. And Bizzle was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah. He's the best.

The Bizzle. Yeah. You still turn with him. Yeah. Whenever we go out like whenever we go on a big tour again next year probably we'll

do it. Who's Bizzle? Tim. Tour Manager Guy, we're the same head as you. Well, the talk guy.

Yeah, talk guy. Yeah. You guys are always pushing each other. Pushing. I have video.

No. I have countless hours.

You guys pushing against each other.

I don't. Yeah. I don't know what is it. That guy invites it. Yeah.

Yeah. You try and hit everybody kind of in the packer and then run off or whatever. Yeah, like a kid. Yeah. You started.

Yeah. He'll play with you, but you started. I do start. I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah.

I like the fire. You do. Yeah. I like the fire. Back in the caveman days, the Koreans.

Right. And the Korean would go and light the fire. You were the light. Fire. Yeah.

You think somebody just, uh, what people would light there, um, like, what do you think

“was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman?”

The fart fart into it. Like fart no fire to make it puff up a little bit. For sure. And then it's so risky then. Worth the last.

Oh. 100. Yeah. It's a good laugh. Yeah.

Use their mind. Yeah.

Evidence suggests that they do.

We did have a laughing. Similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs. Look at that. Lafter and pre-primance involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction.

Ooh. You'd be a tickler. You would a hundred percent. Oh my god. You're all kinds of animals.

Yeah. Yeah. You're a tickler. Dude. I would tickle everything.

I didn't sleep last night. I don't know. I don't know. How can we not do that like the pro, too? Some nights.

I'm all on Eskatella Pram or something. So generic. Will you mind looking that up? Please brother. Hey, play basketball with that guy.

Eskatella Pram? Yeah. You could hoop. Dude. That kids cross over with nothing.

Eskatella Pram. How long have you been on it? I've been on it. I think for 17, 16 years. But I've been.

I switched to some other ones. Oh, you did. And yes, sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working. It feels like something's like kind of going wrong. It feels like they're not working anymore.

Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off. So, um, but for the majority of time, I've been on. I've been on something. Yeah. For a while.

It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like, you would think you go in for something. And it's like a problem. But then 17 years later, it's still, you know, like that's still wearing like a leg brace or whatever.

That duct tape holds up. You know what I mean? I mean, like it's, if it works, it works. That's a good point actually. Let's go ahead and look at it, too.

Like I just think if it, if it, if it's not. If it's, if it's helping and not hurting.

“I mean, for you, I think you should change.”

Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing. Get away. Give me some notes since the beginning.

The boys will tell you. Yeah. Tell me. I think it feels like maybe, maybe it's bumping up against the, the will govy or whatever.

I think they're good. I think they're there. Are you on GLP ones? Yeah, yeah. No, he's on.

Sorry, he's on. We govy. Oh, yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch. Yeah.

I think they're bumping heads on there. That SSRI and we're govy are going toe to toe. You think so? Yeah. Yeah.

And so it's going on wet rattle and around in that brain. Yeah. Yeah. That also doesn't help. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. What's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever? That's one up there. Yeah.

You clear your throat. It tastes like a meat taste. Yeah, I've heard of that. I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. You. So something. Oh, plant packs lovin.

Packs lovin. Yeah. Yeah. Packs lovin. Yeah.

That's a good one. That's a great side effect. Yeah. Meat taste. Packs lovin.

I'm going to take a step back. I think I didn't know. I think you should go in. No. I don't know what you're doing.

I think you go further. No. I don't know what you want to see. I think it's three steps back. No.

Yeah. You guys go on. I'll interject. Look. Look.

Look at that road down there. Yeah. That road. Where does it go? Let's go down it.

Bar stuff. Let's go. I'm going to bar stuff. That's what I'm saying. Take a ride.

Yeah. You're having fun. You're already there. With me. I'm going to be a riding queen.

Yeah. Is that turning point? Yeah. That's turning point. That's turning point.

I never heard that song in my life.

Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard that in my entire life. What would you say, Bobby? What is your magnet?

A roll. Say you get in a movie, right? And it's a big movie. It's like, what is the role that gets you to a level? We're like, wow.

That guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time. You know. Okay. I'll roll that. Daniel Malay.

Right. Right. I'm the, I'm movie about the guy that made discovered gunpowder in China, right? And I'm sitting around Lou, what I made right everyone's like like what is it? What is it buddy, right? I go oh we can make guns out of this agonol firewalk Oh, the fucking firewalk the king of fireworks that's a movie. Yeah, he's got some of that bang sand on him

“You did the dialogue you could write it, but yeah, yeah, you should have to write yourself”

But it was Chinese alchemists that did it. You have an attang dynasty. You're all of the ones that started guns Chinese discovered gunpowder and What they did was if they if they Made guns they would have ruled the world, but they didn't they made it they did other things with it

I don't know putting it in food. Yeah They're like oh this is better. Yeah, but it owns clicking no um, but and look they would eat it and then it's blast off against the wall But they wouldn't figure it out But the Europeans are the ones that used you know me use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah, you guys are doing just fine I think they did stick it and sticks and they did you know me use it as a weapon as well

You know what I would have done? Yeah, put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah, put some gunpowder on it. Yeah against the wet stuff Hit somebody really hard with the gunpowder. Yeah, snap. Mmm. That is look at those history gunpowder first

“Gun Arrow. Yeah, that's what they used you a garo. That's a firework. Yep”

Yeah, oh So you guys use this to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like you want to celebrate How about a funeral? Yeah, and he just shot somebody with it. They used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get wow exploded with color as a celebration of your death

Look at that that's incredible that it's the original cannon. That's incredible. That's Paul skeins back in the day if you look at that photo

Actually super close And that's the that's early curve ball. Yeah, I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Day Lewis. That's right. Yeah, I don't know I don't know I think you are if you had the right right so much of it is like you've got to get the right role Somebody has to see how you can operate Bob. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think you can do it by yourself Bobby. Yeah You think you guys could wear an Oscars? No, what the fuck? No, that's what I'm saying no

I don't ever need to act again. Yeah. How about you? You think it wouldn't an Oscar? No, Bobby

“You're the actor you've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah. I know I think you've done more. No, you must have done more”

Well, I'm done. So yeah, I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm gonna do tires stamped our card Yeah, he's doing two episodes of change. Yeah, you are. Yeah, what about Tom Sawyer? What about him? I played a Huckleberryer Finn in a play you did. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, and who was your best photo on my Instagram But who was your best friend? What? Tom Sawyer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I remember I played Huckleberry Finn Oh, there you are

We talked about it. Yeah cute Huckleberry Finn then every time I walk out the whole audience with laugh Yeah, just because you were so sweet and cute Yeah, yeah, there you are. There's your bullet. There's your body. Yeah, me and Ian Edwards Do you know about where I could get I got I got some play and then you get off in your brain and there's like I got something

Yeah, he's Mr. No time. Well, he's a bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much, you know?

He's just like I got some pretty and usually it's always good. It's always good. It's always good. Yeah, and then he cares to do it

Sometimes I'll listen to it. I'm like, here's a tag and I'll just put it in my notes or whatever. Yeah, and then I'll just never tell him. Yeah Or get afraid to tell him. Sometimes you're like, I don't know if they would want me to say any. Yeah, if I'm cool enough with them I think I sometimes I do it but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway

“Fuck it, but they might have wanted it. You should have give it just try. I just give it to him. Yeah, especially coming from you”

I'd take it. I would take all of them. You know what I do now is when comixie be notes Normally like you're free years. I'd be like, oh, okay. I'll I'll try Now I just tell me you have a note for me. I got a note. Nope. Oh, okay I just won't do it unless it's someone that's superior. Neal I'll do it. You know, I mean if there's Burr someone you really respect you would do it. Yeah, but when some like open micro comes up to me and goes

Amen. I got some notes that have done a lot. What open micro's doing that a lot? Yeah, that's wild no one gives you notes I have dormant and everyone giving notes. No. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think yes nothing you're doing is We're working so let me let me they say that. No, no, no. Let me know. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it But no one's come up to me like hey, can I you get ever get notes from like the strangers? Um

I don't think so. I don't know. I'm I it's usually from if anything. I don't know someone that came to the show sometimes Oh, yeah, like I did that's happened. Yeah, but they go you know what I really like this

I mean, I should have said that do probably what I might yeah, yeah, but I've never given anyone a note

No, how do you yeah? I mean a friend yeah, you have you have You have yeah, I have what do you saw like what are you fucking encyclopedia like you're a detective suddenly to ease it Yeah, definitely I can't like all right you just felt like a little like I didn't on playmouth rock It's not a part of it. I got an adventure dude. Yeah, sometimes

Yeah, yeah, I'm never half dude. I'm trying to think what is that role that you're in that's like get you to that Crazy like academy award Webby I think it could be something Webby spider man the story of your life

Yeah, yeah, yeah Spider man

Spider man. Yeah, yeah, don't kill the spider. I must buy the man

“It's a spider in this by the man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah, it's by the man. No, I think it could be for you would be like”

Your story of your life Yeah, oh My story of a little Korean man who grew up in in San Diego around amongst all these goofy whites Yeah, and you made it out alive eating du-do is with the medicine all yeah You do do do do put on but the people yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be your life. What about the guy that invented kimchi? Who's that guy?

Yeah, who is that bring that guy up? You? You could have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it can be a woman, huh? I've ended by speaking of the ancient Korean people so the kimchi we get to make up the story. That's the best part Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you become the guy who who started the kimchi revolution you began kimchi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

Let's pick it up Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho Cho. No, Cho Cho Cho Cho. Cho Cho, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Cho Cho. The kimchi cowboy. The kimchi cowboy. Yeah

I live on a beach the king of kimchi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage. Mm-hmm Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad and all your cabbage is bad now Something's going on something is going on. Yeah, and people are like, oh, just put it away, right? It throw it into there. Oh, I don't know. He's throw it into a vinegar thing. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I go no We stick it whole put it in the ground. Mm-hmm, but put some vinegar

I don't know how they make kimchi. So it's how how do they make kimchi, dude? I mean you should learn this is your past Yeah, yeah, I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit You make a home kit What do you be? Wait right now? Yeah, you don't I don't know how it's made. Wow. Yeah, yeah

“Look at how it can make you some of it. Yeah, what do you have to do you prep and salt the cabbage you wash and drain it?”

And then you make the paste and a large bowl. So you do all the yeah go uh gochugato, garlic, ginger, onion, fish sauce and sugar Formatic red paste. You stir it all in there and you put it in there and you ferment it, right? You pack the glass jar tight Pressing down get all the air out and then you wait for fermentation. You let the jar sit at room temperature for one to five days One to five days isn't it? What while the more the more the more days the more fermentation? Oh once it smells sour and tastes to your liking

Then you put it in the refrigerator. It'll continue to ferment slowly in a last for months

But whoever created this didn't this is the the first time he tried it. This is like fucking a hundred years of trying different ways

Well, we got to figure out the yeah, yeah, yeah, there's no way someone it would got that right the first time Well, Koreans are pretty smart. Yeah, so what is this? What did you have to put it in deferment fermented in glass? What did you use? What did you use like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass. Yes, something in the story. Yes, something in the story that you took the air out of it

“You were able to put the cabbage in something. What did you put it in? Well, there must have been jars right we had jars”

Who jars of clay remember that band Yeah rain rain on the face. What about this? What about this? What about this? Uh-huh What about this? What about this? We use jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just let's throw it away You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked for the trash company, right and I took the cabbage and threw it in the their jars the trash cans, right? Yeah, and then um

I threw away salt too. Where did we get trash? Yeah, yeah, let's throw away salt All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Well, you're taking you were taking salt from the ocean. Yeah, yeah Let's throw away Okay, yeah, but in the trash can the greedy ocean have too much salt Here we go, right? What else is in it?

Well, it's water, the whole water away. We have to put the water. We put it away. Fish sauce fish sauce. No one eats fish sauce We have too much of fish shots in the village right food away. We're throwing all of it away What else is in there garlic garlic and we have way too much of garlic here you're throwing everything away We put it in the trash can right and we just end the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long long time One to five days. Yeah, it sounds like even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah for a couple of months

And then I walk out of I walk out of my hut and I go God the trash man Nothing could come here for too much We throw all this stuff away, right and then I go out. I go I bet we should money and I open up the lid Yes, and it's like on it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open ever it's like You put your meal. Yeah, and you cooked your meal already and it looked down

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You have a lot of stress on the school of the school of the school of the school of the school of the school and then you have a lot of stress on the roof. You have a lot of stress on my savings. You have a lot of stress on my savings. Yeah, exactly. This is the story of the story of the story that I just understood. The story of the studio, the job or the music. - Cass? - I don't feel like I'm a star. - I'm a star. - I'm a star. - With viso steuja.

- Oh, why do you always end it?

- No, no, start it. That's the beginning. - That's the beginning. - There's a sequel, dude. - What's going on in the sequel?

- There's on a sequel. - Yeah, yeah. - Soy sauce. (laughing) - I just got a soy sauce.

- Oh. - That was you, too? - Yeah, it was the same guy. - Yeah. - Right?

- Yeah.

- And orange chicken is the third one.

- That one you definitely did. - Yeah, yeah. - What do I do with all these oranges and chicken? - Yeah, that's the third one, right? - It's all the orange chicken, I don't know what to do.

- Right? This is chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. - Yeah, yeah. - Oh, you see it, oranges, right?

- Yeah. - Why have to eat it anyway? - And then a car hits him. - Yeah. - Yeah.

- Yeah, yeah.

- So, you know, that's where the third one,

the orange chicken was where I wore my Oscar. - We got to call Netflix.

“- I think some of the stuff you're gonna make,”

you will win an Oscar. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And the Academy of War goes to Orange Chicken, Bobbi Lee. - It could happen, yeah, yeah. - Spielberg goes up there with you.

Orange chicken was invented by Chef Andy Cow in 1987 for Panda Express. - Also Panda Express created Orange Chicken? - And Hawaii. - Yep, and Hawaii.

- The who-known flavors with batter fried chicken for the American palate. - Mm. - Iconic sweet tangy, slightly spicy dish known today. - It is.

- Shout out Andy Cow. - Shout out Andy Cow. - You're all up there. - You're on legend. - Is Andy Cow still alive?

“- He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude.”

- Yeah. (laughing) - One stop, it's not real. Andy Cow was one of 11 people who died in the shooting massacre at a dance studio

in Monterey Park, California, January 21st. - No, that is not real. - There's a way. - That is not real. - Yeah, people who didn't like this.

- Yes it. (laughing) - It ain't real. - It ain't real. - Wait a minute.

- It is real, dude. - That's, hey, Andy Di would and I'd love, that's not real. That's the same guy that if it's a orange chicken got popped. - He was 72 at the time, it looks like it was good.

- Mom, somebody didn't like it.

- But it always gives me heartburn.

(laughing) - That's not real. - It's good, it's good. - It's so good. - A love orange chicken.

- All right, but you don't know about it and somebody gives it, somebody like gives it to you. - I don't know about it. - Yeah, yeah. - I'll love that.

- I'll take some Kung Pao, I like Kung Pao. - If I ever have him, he should take me to get orange chicken, dude. (laughing) - All right, wait, can you write back up? - Well, no, just 'cause there's no better feeling

than that first time that you get introduced orange chicken.

“Remember, you didn't know about it and then you knew about it?”

- Yeah, yeah. - What? - It means your life. - Mine's August 6th, 1987. - Orange chicken, dad.

- Orange chicken, dad. - That's when I knew about it. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, when do you know about it? - When do my D-Day?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was probably around the same time I would bet. - Yeah, yeah. - I cried, I bet you them all. April 14th, 2024. (laughing)

- Oh, recently. - Took me a minute. - Yeah, I took you, man. - I didn't really see it. - The old Easter orange.

- Yeah, Easter orange.

- So you had never heard about it before, then?

- Heard never ingested it. - Right. - New it existed, never was interested. - Yeah, and then when you did it, what? - I've been a Kung Pao guy for years,

but I will dive a little bit of orange. - Yeah. - A little bit here and there. - What's the one with the cash shoes in there? Are they peanuts or something?

- That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, - Kung Pao, that's good, that's good, that's good, yeah, Kung Pao's great, that's good. - It's named after Ding Bazohan. - Yeah.

- You know, the King Dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. - Yeah. - Gong Bao. - That's a name that we don't use anymore.

- That's the movie that you're being. - Gong Bao. - Gong Bao. - What do you mean Ding? - Yeah.

- Ding's a great name, though. - I know, but we don't see a lot of people. - And more don't, more dongs than Ding. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Dude, what about, like, rambo, what if you did a rambo?

- Oh, you know what could I say something? I asked about this, my age. - But that training montage is at two hours long. (laughing) - There's no training montage in Rambo.

(laughing) - Yes, there is in this version. - Well, he's saying you've to justify it for the fans. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, they're gonna need.

- I did call my agents many years ago. Is there any way we could, I can be in a rambo? This is real. You just, you just take him out and just put me, I mean, every scene, but I changed the dialogue

and this and that. Like in the beginning, remember the cop is in the car, whatever, and he sees Rambo and I come up to the, you know, he comes up to me. - And he goes, hey, was the bathroom?

You know, like, changed the dialogue. - Yeah.

“- They go, you have to get the rights for this thing.”

- You wanted to be Rambo. - Yeah. - Yeah, but in a comedy way. - Right, well, it's playing myself with it. Just, you know, man, Rambo was kind of a comedy.

- Yeah. - And then I would say, look at that, it's hilarious. - Or Rambo. - Rambo. - Yeah.

- Yeah, Rambo, we changed it. - Yeah. - I don't know, dude, I, and you're from the Pacific Ram. (screams) - Yeah, good, good, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, Rambo. - Rambo. (laughs) - Just, Rambo. - This is back.

- We fell off that cliff. - Oh yeah. - Who, Rambo? - Yeah, Rambo. (laughs)

(laughs)

- Rambo's always falling off cliff.

- Rambo, oh, it does take most of the movies just him and I see you. - Oh, that is a guess-looking thing ever. If you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere. (laughs)

What is that? - Are you doing going there? - Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Hanl to pull up on everybody. (laughs)

He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. - Have you had Hanl on your show? I feel like you had- - No, he would do your show though. - I can't believe he did that Taipei tower.

- No, if you do that, he'd do your show. - Did you see it? - We talked about it right. - Yeah. - This or this?

- We did. - We talked about it. - We talked about it. - I saw some of it. - It's fine.

- Yeah. - Yeah, he lived. - Yeah. - I was actually at a place and somebody said it somebody else who was a rock, I'm like, just like, you know, he lived and like,

oh, good. I mean, that is the number one could show. - Yeah. - What ended up here? - How far can you go up the building?

(sighs) - Probably tell us. It's in a window. (laughs) - I'm ordering a sprite at that point. - Go.

- You're starting to play with who? - Dante Filipino actor. - Oh, no. - Yeah. - It was in a hook.

- Yes. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, I liked that great guy. - Rufio, he played Rufio. - Who?

- Who? - Rufio. - I have a story. So he gets like 19 brothers. - He has 19 brothers.

- He's got a lot of brothers. Not that Bosco. - Yeah. - The Boscos. He's got like two of the brothers.

I exaggerate. But I remember in commercial editions back in the day, I was always against his whole family. Oh. - When it's at Asians, it was him.

It was the Boscos. - Dude, that could be a movie. Bobby versus the Boscos. (laughs) - Yeah, yeah.

- And they book all the panics, press that. - Yeah, yeah. - But sometimes I would beat them. - Yeah, I fucking gotta beat the fucking Boscos, yeah.

“- That's how it is, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

- But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning in that way? - Dude, I was, I would get over there. I'd be furious at a drive over there. I was late.

I would always like, leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. - Oh my gosh. - I get in the room.

Sometimes I had, I'm a one time open window.

“And then I was like, can you open the other window?”

I was like, I just couldn't even speak or whatever. And I just was too nervous even to talk. - I know, it's the worst. - I would start saying, I was just like, I was so bad.

I don't know, I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like, oh, we're in for the same thing, our foot repeatedly happened. I don't think so. There wasn't enough that I went out for regularly.

- Yeah, you know. - One time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said, what are you going out for? And he said, whatever the roll was is that that's the same thing as me.

So obviously they, they don't know. - They've already booked somebody else. - Oh yeah. - It's like we, a skinny black guy and then a red head. It was like, what in the fuck are you guys looking for?

That, that to me was always a signal.

It's like, they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign. So they just have us in there to like, play cake the time. So they can have a job. - Yeah.

I wouldn't even go up and be called in with Asians. I would be called in with the other category. - Yeah. - So I'd be in the lobby and there's like a nine foot, five, nine, jury and guy, you know.

- Yeah. - And nine hundred pounds, someone guy. - Right. - Got from a fire. - Yeah, the fire guy.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. - It's like the afterlife and beetle juice. - All those guys. - That's what, that's what my love is.

- That's what my love is. - Bobby's audition is the guy with a little head. (laughing) - It's waiting with the handbook. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, I would be like more freak care category. I kind of go right here. - Did you love it when you went to audition? When I look back on it, I realized I didn't like it. - Sometimes, if it was like set up for me to win

and have fun, loved it. But if you knew that you were there as a just a sheep for them to push through the line, I hated it. I would get so mad, 'cause I knew they weren't given it to you. They were given it to a famous person.

You'd have a conversation with someone to an agent or manager would be like, they already made an offer to, you know, chanting Tatum. - Josh Hutcherson, and you're like,

"What the fuck am I doing?" Now, what they want to see other people. It's like, "No, they don't." This is just how people can have jobs. 'Cause otherwise, it's like, "Well, let's get lunch."

So they, that always made me sad,

'cause I was like, "Well, I'm wasting everyone's time." Even if I was nice and affable and funny and go to the audition, it was like, "Well, who gives a shit?" They don't, they're like, "Yeah." - But you don't think that,

if you were that good, they might change.

“- Not in a million fucking year. - I think you're right.”

- Yeah, that, those days of that old Hollywood, like, "Anyway, saw her and she blow us away." It's like, that's not a thing. They already know-- - Well, as you get-- - Was it cast in directors? - You got to do--

- Once you meet 'em, though, and they know you, they already all know. They all talk about who they want to-- - If the room was cold, I would fuck up. - Oh, yeah. - When I'd walk into room

and they're just kind of like, you know what I mean? I'd be just like, "I'm done." I can't do it. - Yeah, Kevin has created the energy completely yourself. Like, I was good at some of the talking and communicating,

but then when we get into the thing, I would think I would just be too nervous. Yeah, I just did it. There was something about, you could do it now, though. - Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more

like, a understand it, and I would only do--

- So you ever really want it to do? - But you have the confidence now, I think to do it. - Well, you got your own movie coming out. You don't need other people's fucking movies. - Yeah. - When are you guys released

in that you and spade? - In April. - What's the name, can we know the name? - Bus boys. - Boys.

- Bum, bum, bum, bum. - Oh, that was a fun shoot, brother. - Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it, that's cool too. - Yeah, yeah. - I met Nate through Shane one time,

and sometimes he'll face time me, like in the middle of the night, and I get nervous to answer, 'cause I don't know what he's gonna ask me to do. - I agree.

- What if he's gonna say, I like bury a body? - Right. - He's gonna, I just like, I could just see me picking on people like, "Well, saw a brother?" What are you doing right now, one of my, I'm in bed,

and you're like, "Get on a plane immediately." You know what I, and I have to do, I would be like, "What is my gonna do?" - Yes, you can't say, "No, I can't say, "No, I can't say, "No." - Bro, that'd be a good, you can't say no to Nate Diaz too.

That would be a crazy movie. - Whenever he does call me, I'm like, "Fuck, I got, "I prepare a little bit." - But him and Chris Avila, that's another fighter, they both came into it, it was freaking hilarious.

Like, the whole thing was just ridiculous, but it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all. - Yeah. - You know, we just paid for it ourselves, and like nobody would help us make it.

- Yeah, but when I did it, right, am I still in the movie? - Yeah, okay, okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- But the reason why I had so much fun is because you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do. - Oh, yeah, you were good in there. - No, but I was just like, "Hey, can I just do this?" Or like, "Yeah, that's when you shot."

- Yeah, you can't tie you down, maybe.

“- But when they're saying, "No, you have to say it like this."”

- Yeah, it's hard. - You have to do it like this. You have to walk like this. - I've had that note. - Can you walk in the room different?

- I've got like, "What?" - Well, yeah. - You got an interesting gate. - Yeah, you're being very edgy and comfortable. - No, I just said your stride isn't-- - What the fuck is your problem?

- You not have a weird gate? - I do. - So what am I saying? - Do you? - People have commented that you walk like a GTA character.

- Yeah, you walk like a, you walk like a-- - Yeah, yeah. - of NPC. - I do. - You walk NPC it.

- I had to change my walk, huh?

- No, no. - Okay, no. - We're just joking around. - Okay, okay. - Not on this as real.

- Is it, okay?

“- You've never health concerns you do start to have, Bobby?”

- Oh yeah. - For sure, my, I got to quit smoking. - Smoking is the worst one. - I can't breathe. - You got back on smoking at some breads.

- I can't breathe and then some young lung. (laughing) - That's what you need now. - You need a trance of plant dude. - Hey bro, you need a trance like you need some young lung.

(laughing) - Sorry, that's very racist and then I like that. - I like that, I like that. - Yeah, I like that. - Oh good, yeah.

- We're worried about COPD and then another thing is, I don't move. - That's right. - Yeah, yeah. - Some days, you betsource?

- No, some days I just all wake up. - They're welds, they're bed well. - I'll tell you by schedule. - Okay. - All right.

- I'll tell you my schedule, yesterday. - Bring up, bring up Wahlberg schedule and we'll put his next to him. - Yeah. (laughing)

- Wake up at 330, pray, workout. - Yeah. - His is wake up, go to Wahlbergers. (laughing) - 230 wake up, prayer time 255.

- This is insane. - It's insane. - Is it? - By the way, can I tell you that? - Yeah.

- It's real. - No, it is not. - My hands are 30 a.m. wake up. - It's unreal. - Wow.

- I had a small role in a movie with him and I jokingly brought it up and he was dead serious about it. I was like, come on man, you're not up that early in the morning like B-Real every day. He's like, every day, brother.

I was like, come on man, and he looked, he threw daggers for me, like, what are you talking about? Like you, oh, I think he's confident. - Oh no, he's in it. This is his shit.

Okay, when he's having his meal three is when I go to sleep. (laughing) - That's what I just sleep.

“- When I'm sleeping, that's what I'm gonna think.”

Mark Wahlberg's eating his third meal. (laughing) That makes you sleep. That's how you count. That's how you count.

- That's how you count. - Wow. - I love out 11am, he has family time meetings, work calls at family time when it's kids are at school. That's a best.

(laughing) - Yeah. - But this is unreal. - Wow. - That's real.

- Meals seven. - Meals seven. - Meals seven. - Meals seven. - What is he a fucking hobbit?

(laughing) - Meals seven. - He's a shark. (laughing) - Wow.

- It four work out two. - He goes a bit at seven thirty days. - But he works out like five times a day. - Yeah. - I just watched Haxaw Ridge last night.

- Give it to you. - So good. - He brought it up twice already. What's up? - We got love to be.

- He loved the movie.

- It's so good I've never seen it.

I'm watching a lot of warm movies right now. Just in case things get really bad. - Really? - What's your favorite one? - Haxaw, 1917 was really good.

- Hamburger Hill, I like. Is it good? - Yeah. - I like the effect. - What?

- Yeah. - Yeah, the event was insane. - Armageddon is wanted to watch. Armageddon? - Just a prep.

- Oh, there you go. - Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. - Yeah, let's rank on Platoon. - Probably one of the best. - One of the best.

- Full metal jacket. - Probably. - First half of the movie. - I think it's a great movie. - Okay.

- Let us see what Gima did. - Yeah. - Or movie? - Docsplock, apocalypse. - Banda Brothers.

- Docsplock's great. - Banda Brothers is the best. - Banda Brothers. - That's a great show. - Banda Brothers is so good, dude.

- Yeah. - Merids or no? - Ever? - Yeah. - Yeah, me too.

- Do you think we can get there though, Bobby? I mean, look, I just don't want to talk about this tongue 'cause I'll talk about a lot of my show. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about that. - You end up becoming this whiny guy who's like,

you know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out. But yeah, also, just been busy and yeah, you want to find somebody that's a good match. There's been a couple of good girls that I could have hitched onto that, I let it go.

- Yeah. - And I didn't, you know, 'cause I was focused on work. So it's all good. Yeah, I feel like something's trying to convince themselves. But that's okay.

- We're doing good. - Well, you know, it's all good. - If yeah, it's all good. If you find a partner when you find a partner, I tell him that all the time, he's on the hunt.

And I'm always like, "To just let it be,

"you've done so much." - That's Rembo, dude. - Rembo. That right there is Rembo. - He's out there, bro.

(laughing) - The kimchi king, Rimbo. - Oh, dude. He'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass. (laughing)

- That's Rembo, dude. (laughing) - I only had a little bit. (laughing) (laughing)

- It's common for you. - Yeah. - And I appreciate you guys so much, dude. - You'll love you, brother. - I love you, too, man.

- It's been a long time, it's so fun to see. And also, how funny that we finally got you on the show. - I know, I'm sorry that I haven't been in your book. - No, I'll be sorry. - It is my fault.

- I know he's thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. - Well, I've come and done Tiger Belly.

“I think the timing was just easier on certain times.”

It's like, you know, the past four years I'll live in Nashville. So it's like the timing on when I'm here. It's just, it's been tough sometimes. But we should go to Nashville for a while.

- Yeah, I want to, I think. - Fun out there. - Yeah, yeah.

- I've never, I've never really spent that much.

We did the Rime in together, but that was great. - That was the last time was there. - Carlos, Carlos said I'm self a little bit of a night. - Yeah. - Oh, there are a lot of Asians in Nashville.

- Yeah, well, well, I can be ladies.

- I can be ladies and for a weekend. - I am at a Korean guy, the other name, day name, Zach. And I'm at a Korean girl named Emily. - As of right now,

“Nashville Davidson makes up approximately”

3% Asian population there. - There you go. - There you go, you'll fit in. - Okay, three, yeah, that's good. - Not bad.

- What is it here in Los Angeles? - Your Lumina, or bring your Lumina. What is it called? Lumia. - Lumia, yeah, yeah.

- Bring your Lumia! - What's America? - Yeah, what is it here? - Yeah, I mean, 12% love. - Yeah, yeah, I don't leave.

- This is $1.5 million of you guys in LA alone.

- That's right. - That's a lot of them. - Yeah. - You could throw a chopstick and hit one of them. (laughing)

- And there was don't go far. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's beautiful. Ooh, Filipina's the largest group. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, we love them. - The best. - And Koreans are the third. - Wow. - And other notable groups, for you and me,

shout out to those guys, Indian and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. - Yeah. - Marda Beat, people love Japan.

- Marda Beat, all the time I know it. - Dude, we're gonna go this year. - In July, maybe. - Yeah, yeah. - You should come.

You should come. - Seriously. - If we all went to Japan.

“- You got to come this way to go that way.”

So you might as well come say,

- I made a documentary. - Oh, I'd love that. - I'd love that too, man. I'd love a good Japan. - Boys in Japan?

- Yeah, yeah. - The boys go to Japan. - It'll be, it'll be our three amigos. - Yeah, yeah. - I'm our 10, you know.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. (laughing) - Okay.

- We should, let's be with the sword. - Okay. - Okay. - I went to learn how to do that. - No, come on.

- No, seriously. - No, what the sacrifice? - No. What did I go? - Sorry.

- I already got to. (laughing) - Hard, I got to go. - I already got to go. - Yeah, yeah.

- Are you sure? - Sure, I see.

- Yeah, not hurry, Chris.

What is it? - Hurry. - Hurry. - Hurry, hurry. - Hurry, hurry.

- Okay, we're in a room day at the bone. - He's killing himself. - Yeah. - And there's the Japanese. - Stabbing himself to death.

- Comes with. (laughing) - Go, comes, go. - Go, comes, go. - Yeah, yeah.

- Do you see a picture of Bobby's mom there? - As he. - That's Bob's mom. - That was an interacting day. - I see why Steve moved back, right now.

(laughing) - Yeah. - You'd be a finish in yourself. - Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know. (laughing)

- Yeah. - We want to thank our guests for coming on the show. - Yeah, fun. - Did I add so much fun, man? - You're the best.

“- Yeah, I think I, yeah, I think like it's good.”

I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get into spaces where I sell it and stuff, so I'm trying to like, kind of take a play out of your book, Bobby, and just like, you know, not do that. You know, you think sometimes that they,

that they, the getting better is in the ice, it's like, I just need to wait, you know, and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. - Just do it.

- But anyway, yes, that's all right. There's a long answer, I've said enough. - You had a great time, and thank you so much, dude, and congratulations, dude, I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make their show and your producers, too.

This is like, people were everywhere I go. Do you know them? Do you know about friends? Do you know them? - Same with you, dude.

You know, I think we're all in the same, we're family. And you know what I think about you is is that I, I almost see something real, is is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways.

And so my heart really goes out to you all the time. And what are you talking about for what? - Just same height, same look, same style. - No, I just in terms of same guy. - What?

- We're in my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean, oh yeah, to say that. (laughing) My heart goes out to you like I'm like a trap on an island or something or a fucking, like I'm an ICU.

Sorry, go ahead, I'm messing it up. Go on, I'm gonna relax back, I'm gonna chill out. (laughing) What were we saying? I love you.

(laughing) Is that better? - I love you, too. - Yeah, there's many things about you that I relate to as well.

(laughing) - You, what are you doing? - Similar, you know, it feels good. That's what I want to say. - I love you.

- When I look at you, when I look at you, it feels good. (laughing) - Anyway, say thank you for being a fat, bad friend, Allah. (laughing)

Thank you for being a bad friend. - Thank you for being a bad friend. - Thank you. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)

- Kick, so, feel more stitch, as to thanks.

Metamen, baby, or Kinderout fits.

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