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On St. Valentine's Day in 1900, a group of podcasters set out to record an episode about Peter Weir's Picnic At Hanging Rock. Some were never to return...because they got addicted to the calming sound...

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On St. Valentine's Day, in 1900, a party of school girls set out to podcast at hanging rock.

Some were never to return.

>> That's the tagline. >> That's the tagline, I've been podcasted.

>> This original poster, I think it's so sick, beautiful.

>> It's so good. >> But it is funny how much that tagline. >> How do you not want to see that movie? >> It's so much more of a horror film. >> Well, of course.

>> Yes, but I love the pink border. >> It's really good. >> I just think it's so good. >> It actually sells the aesthetics of the movie pretty well. >> Yeah. >> It visually represents, I didn't Google or I think I clicked

through on Wikipedia, St. Valentine's Day, I was like, what is St. Valentine's Day? Is it different? >> No, it's just Valentine's Day. >> They're just saying a lot of things about it. >> Honestly, honors the Roman St. Valentine's Day.

>> Yeah, you know, we gotta give it up for her. >> Shout out. >> You know, excuse me, I celebrate an agnostic Valentine's Day. The only God I respect on Valentine's Day is the Lord of Hallmark. >> Okay, well, do you know who what St. Valentine is the patron saint of?

>> Fucking no. >> What, logistics? >> Excuse me. >> Epilepsy and beekeeping.

>> May I ask, how the fuck is guy got the romance holiday?

>> I don't know, it sounds like a war. >> He died in the year 273, I don't think he really knew this is all going to happen. >> Offense to our epileptic listeners. >> No, I just don't know why, but isn't there like a more romantic saint? Isn't there like a Saint Pepe Lepu or something?

A character who hasn't ever done anything wrong? Pepe Lepu, can I defend him? >> 206. >> Sure, he's back. >> He's back.

>> He's Pepe Lepu back. >> He's back because, because, woke died, so Pepe Lepu turned. >> Yeah, yeah. >> He's got a podcast on the gas network. He's headlining to Game Fest.

>> Here's my, here's my thing about Pepe Lepu. >> Also, Pepe Lepu, the frog is back.

>> I never liked Pepe Lepu when I was a kid because I always found those cartoons born.

>> Yeah, that was the same thing, there was another one of these. >> Yeah, and it's like, okay, he's going to try and kiss the street lamp or whatever it is. He's obsessed with this time, right? >> Well, no, excuse me, excuse me, he's trying to kiss a cat. >> It's always the same cat.

>> He thinks it's a skunk, right? >> Right, and then she's trying to get away with him. >> It's a street lamp and it's used to dumb to recognize that he's kissing a street lamp. Now that we're breaking it down, it's kind of very funny. >> Yeah, that's good.

>> It's actually really good.

>> But, and I remember, you remember the paint on the tail.

>> The paint was the good bit. >> Yeah. >> I do think there was perhaps a conceptual flaw in the format where, like, road runner and Wiley Coyote, they had something to do, you could do some variations on a theme, change the exact word I was going to use.

>> Yeah. >> Even if the structure was the same every time the variation of the traps and the devices was huge, Pepe Lepu, it's always the same cat. >> Yeah. >> So, he removes, and the more they bring them back, the more you just feel terrible

for her. >> Totally. >> This hell she's living in. >> Sure. >> Well, then, fuck it.

Pepe is cancelled. >> So, it's like, we're going to cancel Pepe. >> The ice king is a post-pepe Lepu. >> In cartoon character. >> In cartoon character.

>> In cartoon character. >> Yeah, I like this character. >> I like this take. >> 'Cause he's like, in cell Pepe. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> It's the same thing. He's just kidnapping princesses.

He's got the sort of, I know we learned his backstory later, but current ice king has the kind of the deep insecurity, right? So he's shaking. >> Yeah. >> Right.

>> I love adventure time. I have not thought about it in quite a long time. >> That would be an interesting one to throw at your daughter. >> She has tried it, and she digs it, but it obviously disturbs her because it ventured times, like, you know, at a certain point it becomes weird for, at the right.

>> Yeah. >> Exactly. My wife, actually, forbade me from showing it to her. >> Really? >> Because she was like, this is too disturbing right now, and my daughter was pretty

interested in it, but we'll wait a year to see her. >> She's also, I was digging it. >> I was digging it. >> Been to watching the wire right now, right? >> Yeah.

>> You got to install it. >> Controls warp tour is the way to work. >> What does she think about a season two? >> Of the wire? >> Yeah.

>> She's like, "Why do I have to care about the Sepaka?" >> And then later she's like, "You know what, season two might be the best one." >> The journey everyone goes on with the wire. >> Did you go through, I guess, world tours, too.

Did you do the first tour?

>> The first tour was once, she loves trolls war, something I really struggled with. >> Trolls were all the war. >> True trolls, world tour, because she loves the hard rock trolls. She loves the villainous, you know, heavy metal troll. >> Rachel Bloom, Rachel Bloom and Ozzy Osborne, all right, Pete.

>> The minions are from a different, they are, they are not at all.

>> So what trolls is about a bunch of trolls, who sing, and then trolls, trol...

reveals that there are genres of trolls based on the kind of music that they sing.

And the trolls, we know are the pop trolls, but there's also classical trolls, country trolls,

heavy metal trolls, techno trolls, funk trolls. >> Is this poster pre Barbie? >> It's pre? >> Pre? >> Well, yeah.

>> Yes. >> And the heavy metal trolls are trying to take over and turn all music into heavy metal. >> Oh, that's fine. >> Which is the very trolls? >> Oh, I mean, what about, I feel like this is also a spider, spider verse.

>> Look, got a little bit of a spider verse, but it's just post, the big legacy of trolls world tour already, semi-forgotten, was it was the canary in the coal mine, the first straight to streaming. >> That's right. >> It was supposed to come out end of March, and it was the first movie, like 10 days

into lockdown that studios announced, this will be a $30 rental on Apple tomorrow. They probably made a ton of money. >> They made a ton of money. >> They made a ton of money. >> I made a ton of money.

>> Now my daughter watches an MP-cock about twice a day. >> Wow. It sounds like you're living through a really fun time.

>> It's a little-- >> Or some people who can't make a never-and-it-one.

>> Yeah, some stuck in pandemic hell. >> It's okay. >> It's okay. >> I don't mind trolls world tour, although I do mind saying it. >> Yeah, it's terrible.

Welcome to Blink Check. >> I'm sorry. >> What are you saying? >> I'm one of those. >> Say that?

>> Well, you say it then. >> Can you say please? >> Yes. >> Please. >> This is Blink Check.

A podcast about ethnographies, directors who have mass success early on in their careers. And are given a series of Blink checks to make whatever crazy passion products they want. And sometimes those checks clear and sometimes they bounce baby one time we covered the first trolls movie on Patreon. This is a mini series on the films of Peter Weir at David's insistence.

It is called "Podneck at Hanging Cast." >> That's right. David thought "Podneck" was a really funny word. >> I don't know what it was funny. >> I thought "Podneck."

>> "Podster and Cast" mander the pod side of the cast. >> You hold too much. >> Bullshit. >> That's a prem slice of pizza. >> That's all the toppings.

>> Yeah, the dead pod cast society. >> I'm similar. >> That's very melancholy that makes you want to sit by the powerful for stand on the desk. >> Yes. >> A noble tier.

>> Was that a big movie for you that you've mentioned to twice over? >> No, not at all actually. >> Yeah, I've seen it once and I've seen it years ago. >> Peter Weir is such an interesting, he's a Weir. >> Weir?

>> Weir one. >> And I have to admit. >> Kind of works in every genre. >> This is me being a guest reverse racist. >> I can't wait to hear that.

>> I cannot wait to hear this.

>> I always get his filmography confused with Nicholas Rogues filmography.

>> That's interesting. >> That. >> I don't think that's reverse racist. It is kind of, what is the commonality between those two guys? They feel like guys who wear carvots, but are free.

>> There's something like aboriginal, though. >> Sure, sure.

>> Or like, I think it's walkabout is maybe the key of walkabout.

>> That makes a lot walkabout and I'm thinking about like the thing, there's this thing, especially because then I looked up the Peter Weir filmography and I was like, oh, I can't talk about, what's the one with Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe? >> Perform, no, performance is one. >> Eureka?

>> Eureka? >> No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not called the conversation. It's called, these are all movies, though. >> They are. >> I'm going to find it.

>> That movie rocks, but that's one of the more quietly insane movies, I think. >> They're really the film. >> They're really the film. >> Wonderful name, too. >> It was-- >> Easy to remember, of course, Teresa Russell.

>> Yep, I think there's another one right. >> Gary Bucy, as I think, Joe Dimash, yeah, that's right. >> Yeah. >> Where have you? >> Gary Bucy.

>> Who played Dimashio in blonde? >> In blonde, also Gary Bucy. >> In blonde, back. >> Wasn't it Adrian Brutin? >> No, isn't it, boy.

>> I remember thinking they got Dimashio wrong, in blonde. Gary Bucy was Albert Einstein. >> In blonde, Gary Bucy did come back. Is Gary Bucy alive, or did he recently leave us? >> He's alive, he's alive, but let's just say, this episode's a month away.

>> Right, right. >> As a Peter Weir.

>> Peter Weir is alive, retired, and I truly think like a gardening and chilling.

>> Yeah. >> He seems to be taking it easy. >> Yeah. >> What was I going to say? So, I think, because there's this thing, especially in the Australian Peter Weir movies,

at least the ones that I've seen, where there's like, there's like something grotesque, or there's some kind of like like the guy from the, what's the plumber one, the plumber, the plumber, the titular plumber, I feel like I relate that to the like, there's a lot

Of that kind of guy in the Nicholas Road.

>> Nicholas Road is like, I think a classic dangass freak through and through, whereas Peter Weir for a guy, he left him behind, he left him behind, that's interesting.

>> I do think there's a baseline darkness to his guess, I think so.

>> I think part of what was good was he was able to jump over to Hollywood and work with big stars, but what they appreciated was that he brought a surprising amount of edge in depth and darkness. >> And in this way, there's a little bit of like, Milosch. >> Yes, yes, he does have a kind of bifurcated, the Australian half, and the Hollywood

half of his career, this is absolutely his guarantor in the terms that we usually apply on this podcast.

>> This film, this film, his second feature film, which is basically canonically accepted

in Australian culture as the great Australian movie. >> I think it was named the number one Australian movie in some survey. >> Yeah. >> I can, more than a Mad Max, or have a link here. >> I guess the question is right, now we get into the question of what's the competition.

>> I think it's a little bit because this is seen as a supreme artistic achievement. >> Yeah. >> And Ben and I were watching some of the special features, Bruce or Ben and I, on the second-site box, and we were talking about that in the sort of reconstructed Australian new wave in cinema, they had like comedy breakthroughs.

Mad Max, of course, is my inspired by the cars that ate Paris and comes after we're a kind of concurrent in this time, but they were like succeeding in genre, they were succeeding in character-based comedy, and there was this feeling in the industry of can we identify our in Marburg, man. Can we have our elevated O-Tor, who we can point to the other countries and go, we got

a guy, and this movie was sort of received as, I think we finally have found that we found

our guy. >> Yeah. Other people come out kind of like simultaneous with him, but I think this is culturally

seen as such an important breakthrough of kind of serious legitimacy.

>> I mean, who are, I mean, George Miller obviously mentioned him, who are the other big guys, that bass, is Alex Prius, Australia, he is, he comes later, who's identified as part of the Australian New Wave, for like Waken Fright has been maybe reclaimed as a significant one. >> But he's interesting because that's Ted Coach, he jumps over to America very quickly

and then does like first blood. >> He does like, Drick at a per-me short, Dallas 40. >> Waken Fright is really cool though, that's like, but like that's, there are those Australian movies that would pass over there, but basically like, you know, Australia is basically just like a burning wasteland filled with like people with sticks who will hate you.

>> Yeah, people are like, I guess it is, right, you know, like the, and then Paul Hogan comes over and he's like, "No, it's just a bunch of mates, love to have a big band!" >> Yeah, you know, like, there was that. >> Gillian Art Jones.

>> Yes, it's part of that same wave, but I think a lot left over season three, yes.

I do think Peter, we're kind of stands out as the guy who made the translation over to the studio system the best, as I was saying.

Phillip noise becomes first and foremost kind of like hired hand elevated, adult thriller

guy. >> Right. >> Right. >> Damon Lindeloff has cited this week and hang your act, that's right. I read that actually.

>> Yeah. >> Season two of the left. >> Yes, yes. >> The best, the other thing about this movie is like the cultural tale of its influence on other major works is humongous.

>> Sure. This feels like such a turning point movie of helping to define. >> It's a fascinating, I was, I watched this movie for the first time, hi, I'm Jane by the way. >> Yeah.

>> This is what's a group of who's our guest. >> Our guest today is Jane Schoenberg, returning to the show for the second time, director of "I Saw The TV Glow," and "I Saw The TV Glow," and "I Saw The Voice," we're all going to the world's favorite. The title of your next film is, it's teenage sex and death that can't be asthma.

I was going to get like 60% of that right, but I did want 'em. >> Somebody said teenage death camp. >> This is why I didn't want to take that. >> That sounds touchy. >> Yeah.

That sounds like we could be going in the wrong direction. >> Yes. >> I definitely would have just said, like, can't be asthma. >> I would have not been sure. >> Can't be asthma for short.

There was a moment early in production or prep when some emails were being sent in. They were just being sent with a short hand teenage sex. >> Right. And I said, "Act, you know what? Go with the camp." >> Yeah. Have you figured out what the acronym is? >> Is there a catchy kind of--

>> Yeah, yeah, no, it's great. >> It's even better that it is to-- >> You have some good, yeah. But then your TV Glow, you could just call it TV Glow.

>> Yeah, well, it's called it--

>> It's me asthma, you know, we've been saying me asthma. >> You do have a long title. >> I've been accused of this, and, you know, you have things to say, and you're going to start saying them-- >> You call your next place like home for 'em.

>> I think it comes from like God's speed, you black emperor.

>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> If you're skinny fingers that haven't-- >> Yeah, or whatever, that's something that's called, or album. Remember, death from above 1979? >> Sure, sure.

>> Remember them? >> They were great. >> But Jane, thank you for coming here, thank you for doing this episode. >> I'm Steve. >> We were trying to find the right person for this one,

because it feels like such a big one.

And I forget what it was, I stumbled upon first,

but you sighting this as kind of like an important-- >> Yeah, synthesizing of kind of dream language in cinema. >> It was in a modern way. >> What I was going to say is I feel like I had this period in my 20s where I took my kind of random film video store,

teenage year film nerd dumb, and I was like, okay, I got to like, if I'm going to go toe to toe with the boys, it metrograph, I got to watch them all. >> You got to level up. >> I got to, they shoot pictures, don't they, top 1000,

and just like work my way down, and this was very early in that. For me, like I watched this one pretty early on in like learning film history in the canon, and this was like an early one where I was like, well, they're films like this from the '70s.

>> What's interesting about it, because I also like first watch it, probably in college or whatever, it's like, it's so hooky. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that you do, like there's no barrier to entry

with this movie, 'cause you're like, oh fuck, what the hell?

>> Yeah, mystery, and then you watch it, and you're left with a completely different set of feelings. Then what you might have imagined of like, it's definitely not about like, you know, trying to figure out where the girls went in a meaningful way.

>> Like, it's not a practical film. >> We'll take into this further, but the great anecdote that Peter Weir tells about showing the film to an American distributor

for the first time after it had like broken out in Australia,

it was buzzy title, and the movie ends, and the guy throws a cup of coffee at the screen, and goes, there's no fucking answer. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> But that's the whole reason we want to make the movie. The dream film syllabus that you wrote.

>> Yeah, yes. >> So what was this for? Was this for TV? >> This was before, I mean, maybe even, yeah, this was definitely before TV, the friend who had a site,

I think called the syllabus, or the syllabus project. >> Yeah, that's right. I was asked to write a syllabus of my choosing, and I was like, okay, I'm gonna write a short syllabus of movies

that I think I called it like the owneric, you know,

like a film language. >> Yeah. >> And yeah, I would update it if I was writing it now. >> But I mean, I had seen this when I was scanning for a potential gas.

I hadn't looked at it, and so I'm glad she did. >> And looking at this list again now, these were the things I was thinking about, many of the titles I was thinking about, well, watching this, trying to understand,

or kind of plays the entire movie coming in there. >> No, because, oh, this is the point you were making, which I think is correct, which is like, there was a kind of dream logic that existed primarily in the silence in Emma, when it was harder

to tell more conventional narratives, because you didn't have dialogue, and things tend to be more visually expressionistic, and dream-like, and then there was a sort of formalizing, and a normalizing of stories,

that it does feel like picnic at Hanging Rock started to break again, and to like, 'cause you put in here like trip to the moon, cabinet, Dr. Calgari, and Shaandaloo, meshes of the afternoon, like,

there is something very indebted to that era. >> For sure. >> And I think like, the John Vigo movies, which have sound obvious. >> The next movie's ever made.

>> But that's like, people watch those now, and they're like, when the fuck was this made, why this feels so modern, and things start to get more nervous. >> No, it's not like that after that.

>> Golden age of like, cocktail, and all those go as to. >> Yes, but I have three that looking at this movie now, like, I was thinking a lot about Antonioni, right? This is like, love and terror. >> It's love and terror, but more people manage.

>> It's like, love and terror meets the wicker man. >> Which, like, fuck, yeah, totally. >> No, totally, yeah. >> But like, post-Australian accents,

which just like, love and terror will always have black and white,

and Italian, and it's back pocket where you're like, this is classy, where's Australians? You're always like, this is Earthier, 'cause like, the way people talk in Australia just feels different.

>> But I think that's part of the fasting truck's position of this movie, where you're like, oh, it's like, dainty upper class Australian period film. >> Yeah. >> At a time where everything else that coming out

of the Australian new wave was like, Earthy, first and foremost, like, dirty, ragged, there's an oddness to, like, from a distance, is this American Ivory movie, and you're like, no, there's that Australian chaos to it.

Yeah, and like, there's obviously the line from this

to all of Sophia Copa, is so direct and social.

Straight to just like, Virgin Suicide's being her first movie.

>> Oh, sure. >> Feel so iterative of this, but influenced by this and she has cited it as being like a big turning point movie for her, but I also think, Malik is, like, on the same spectrum as this,

and obviously is just a couple years away. >> I thought of Memorial. >> Well, absolutely. >> Yeah, and that's maybe the other best movie I've ever made. >> Yeah. >> Am I crazy?

>> I love Memorial. >> That movie is the best movie ever made. >> Certainly of the decade. >> I should've put it first. >> I should've put it first.

>> Like what was I doing? >> I've shared my fuck up with that movie, right? >> What? >> I went to New York, even worse. I went to see it with an ex-girlfriend at the Almo Draft House.

That is the worst movie to see as a dying in experience. >> God bless, yeah. >> God forbid, an emotionally charged, are we getting back together? >> Crunching by the end of my hair.

>> It was a stick. >> Yeah, it was like a reconnection point that ended with me bad night. >> Everybody made me want to just run into the street. I was so happy, at the ending.

I was, yeah. >> Instead, I was just like very self-conscious about when I took bites of my chicken tenders.

But this is a weird, this feels like sci-fi, right?

>> The technique of hanging around. >> The unique, absolutely. >> At moments, it is really flirting with that. >> It was one of the coin brothers movies where you said this David and I thought about a lot,

or it's like-- >> Very point by me. >> Well, wait until the show, what it is. The point was, I'm big and smart. No, the point was, you said something like,

this movie just feels like it has the answers. >> What movie was our favorite? >> I'm trying to remember, it might have been LeBowski's. But these movies that somehow feel like, is the more going on, is it like retaining secrets?

It's not sharing with me. And beyond the fact that this movie is like, completely unsolved. >> Right. >> I think there's something to watching this

where you're like, is this religious? Is this supernatural? Is it existential? Is it all of-- >> Is it like, there's something of like,

like the 60s and the 70s and the 70s and the 70s and the 70s and something of like that generational moment that it's coming to the end of. But there's something really magical to a movie like this where you're like, you watch it and you get the feeling

of confidence that it knows what it's about, but it's just not telling you.

Versus sometimes, I think, when people try to affect

the style of a movie like this from the outside in. And you're like, you're just being vague. >> There's the Lynch quote where he says, I wanted it to feel like the answer was like, in the next room over.

>> Yeah, perfect way of saying it. >> Yeah, isn't it crazy though to watch the John Vigo movies all like one and a half of them? >> Yeah. >> And just be like, this was the best I ever got.

>> Like, and I'm not like a pessimistic way, just in a kind of like, oh yeah, this is right.

It was all there pretty early and we've never beaten it.

>> That's how I feel about that. >> I dropped out of film school very quickly, but my favorite teacher in my very short period of time was a guy named Gary Meher's at Cal Arts who before screening us lots a lot said,

if what was his phrasing? It was something, I'll paraphrase it, but it was something to the effect of, if one percent of movies were one percent as good, as lots a lot every year,

we would be living in a perpetual golden age of sentence. >> Yeah, it's crazy. [LAUGH] >> I think it's like, who is, like, and I do feel that relationship

between Laventura and this film, where it's like, it's how I feel about the Blair Witch Project, also, which is like, you weren't, like, let's make a found footage movie, you were like, let's make a movie,

and here's like, like, you invented the language and so. >> Yeah, we've not even totally mentioned it. >> I feel a bit like Elliot Smith songs versus like a, like a litany of like other singer-songwriters who are sort of like occupying a genre.

You know, there's like something like, it was inside him and then everyone else copied it, or something, and yeah, Laventura to picnic and hanging rock, 'cause I feel like I don't watch this movie, and maybe it's just that I know,

we're not gonna get the mystery solve. >> Laventura is like, the essence of that,

like, what if the third act didn't come?

>> Right, yes, right, right. What if it's like, and that's that, and I leave you with your thoughts, like not with the answer or explanation.

>> Or is this almost feels like it's like playing in that genre?

>> Like that genre existed for this, this could swim and run and make it a little sci-fi. >> Well, and also that's like, feels like a simulation, so don't you? >> A bit, yeah.

>> Something to the fact that it is so seismic, stylistically, and in terms of what contributes to the modern film language, and yet unlike what you're talking about, someone like Malik or Antonio Ni or Sofia Coppola,

Or Elliot Smith or whoever where you're like,

this is the only way they would know how to make something.

They're not looking to break the form. This is just the purest expression of the way they view the world and their emotional landscape, and all of that. You get into the making of this movie,

and Peter weird, like just breaks it down logically. This is not a style that's really shared by any of his other films. He gets there incrementally,

in terms of problem solving the best way

to adapt this novel and serve the material and also make something that is sellable, and ends up sort of like bumbling into this. Right, it's like the guy who creates silly putty wall trying to remove wall paper

or whatever. >> Yeah, where which project is actually, it is a great comparison to this movie, also because it is another movie

that you watch where you're like,

this isn't real, right? 'Cause my wife was like, is this based on a true story and I'm like, no, people didn't vanish in the mystical way, but you watch it and you're like,

this is a real thing that happened in Australian history. >> It feels weirdly real and there also was the cultural reputation that preceded this movie of the book being framed almost as like a mini-fargo is this real, right?

>> Like what inspired this? >> Right, how clear which is the best. How do we, I guess we would do the series on Patreon?

>> Yeah, that's what we've talked about.

>> So we're going to move you to talk over. >> But yeah, anyway, I could do that. >> You're like, watch, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. >> All right, we're not doing my watch. >> I still hate this scariest stuff in Blair Witches

at the beginning.

I don't, or maybe I, that's crazy,

but I do, I love that movie. It's incredible. (upbeat music) >> Say I'm gonna ask you about the story, or this school of blacksmith,

just like some rats, and then I hope that it's stimmt. >> Paul, no, I can't. Like this story is so my safe space. >> Mm, do you know what it's all about?

>> Yeah, yeah, no. >> Because story is so deep story app that I just understand. Egalobstudium, job, or unzug. >> Custom.

>> Cras. >> I feel like I don't have a story on it. >> Story on a ledic. >> Save. >> With this story, yeah.

>> I'm going to open the dossier about Payton King and hanging rock. Lady Joan Lindsay wrote this book. She was a painter. She studied art at the National Gallery of Victoria Art School

in Melbourne. She wrote unpublished plays, and then she wrote a debut novel under a pseudonym, and didn't, and this is all in like the 20s and 30s, and didn't become successful until she was in her 60s

and 70s. She wrote a book called Time without clocks. Sounds cool. Facts soft and hard. I assume nobody has read these books.

>> Say that last time. >> Facts soft and hard. >> CTS. >> It sounded like you were saying Facts like Facts Domino. >> Facts Domino fast.

>> Domino's. >> No, I don't know what those books are about, but those came before 1967's picnic at hanging rock. She was labeled a bit of a mystic by her friends, sort of said that she could see things others couldn't.

New things that up being told could tell what had happened in the past, I mean, what? Apparently this is what her friend said about her. Time without clocks refers to the fact that she could sort of stop clocks and watches in her presence.

I mean, cool. And I mean, she sounds cool. >> Yeah, get her on the pod, guys. >> Yeah, she might be very dead, but maybe we can come, you know, someone her from another time.

>> I think she can summon it to her. >> And also, she probably likes lead with her own. >> Now, hanging rock is a real place. She'd had a weird dream about a picnic there. She knew this place well from her childhood holidays,

and she wakes up from this dream, and she can feel the breeze blowing through the trees and hear the laughter and like, she starts writing and wrote this in 10 days supposedly. >> Yes, enough. >> As though the zest correct.

>> Now, the novel opens with whether picnic at hanging rock is factor fiction, my readers must decide for themselves. As the faithful picnic took place in the year 1900, and all the characters who appear in this book are longs instead, it hardly seems important.

And the book was warmly received, but much like the opening of Fargo, it like sparked a bunch

of fucking conversation of is she trying to convince us this is real?

Is this a con? Is this like a scandal that's been covered up, et cetera? >> Now, here is a painting called "At Hanging Rock" by William Ford that inspired her. >> As well, as well.

>> Exactly, and indeed, as you point out, she kind of does the Fargo thing of like, is it true or not? So her true is different, that's how she puts it.

So, you know, the Peter Weir had made home-stale, right,

Griff, which is like-- >> Yes.

>> Is it a short film or is like a TV movie?

It's like 50 minutes long. >> Yeah, he made a couple of 50 minutes guys. I haven't seen home-stale yet. I watched his section called "Michael of an Omni-Boss" about young people in Australia.

>> Okay. >> That's very good. But home-stale is seemingly the one that got him on the map. >> And it was the movie that attracted the attention of Pat level who was like an Australian sort of show-busy person.

She was like a TV person. >> Yeah, and she kind of takes the book to Peter. He was writing cars that he Paris, right, so he hadn't, you know, even started working on that. And she leaves the book with him.

He reads it late into the night, can't put it down. He loved that it was open-ended. Like, he's basically reading the book being like, "They better not solve this and then they don't." >> But quote, I heard it's not Sherlock Holmes.

>> We always thought about Hitchcock saying

that a mystery was the hardest kind of story to crack. But in his experiences of viewer, he always felt disappointed when mysteries had to solve themselves. >> Well, because Sherlock Holmes, it is annoying. >> When he's like, actually, it was a robot, you know,

and then-- >> Sometimes it's awesome. Sometimes it's awesome.

>> Yeah, excuse me, David, if Sherlock Holmes said,

it was a robot, that would be awesome. >> I know none of the basketballs was a big fucking robot. >> That would be cool. No, but it's very hard to make the ending that is more satisfying than the anticipation and the mystery,

which I think what he was saying, that often it feels like, yeah, even if an ending is like surprising or catchy, that it still isn't as exciting as the tension at the center. >> Right, right, I felt about weapons.

>> Interesting? >> I mean, yes, I mean, you know, I was like, you know, I hope I don't find out where these kids went, then they were like, it was a witch. >> It was a witch?

>> It was a witch. >> It's a witch, it's a specific thing, and it's a very common stuff. >> She did some very specific things. >> She had a very particular set of skulls. >> She did.

>> Tangling here around a stick. >> Yeah. >> Cutting waters involved. >> A bowl of water. >> Yeah.

>> But yes, he read this and was like, I fucking love that this just doesn't have an ending. >> Yes. >> That it doesn't solve it. That's my perfect kind of mystery movie.

>> He meets with her, because he has to be approved by her to make the movie. They meet, and at a certain point he says, forgive me, but can I ask you, I'm not supposed to ask you this, but is it true?

>> Oh, you looked in the novelist. >> In the novelist. >> He asks the novelist. >> Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> He was, in fact, specifically,

he was told to go into the meeting,

the only thing we forbid you from doing is asking her

if it's real. And she said, I really don't want to discuss that, please don't ask again. >> Wow. But then she also said, she still was into it.

She was like, you can make the movie. >> I believe she says something to him to the effect of, it feels true to me in a way. And that his interpretation of it was, this is in some way in conversation,

with some experience she had that she would not share. Obviously, it is set in a time she didn't, you know, it would not have lived through in that way, but it felt like in the same way that it came out of a dream,

it was some processing of something that she had deeply repressed,

which is why she was so non-committal always.

And it was sort of a warped interpretation. >> And then for us watching the movie, like watching someone else doing their best to like honor that experience that someone else had. >> That's interesting.

>> Yes, and he also asked her, he said, you don't need to explain to me, can you tell me, is there definitive answer in your mind? And she said, yes. >> Wow.

>> Right, said portal. >> He was like, do they mention-- >> I mentioned I said, the fucking dimension or the alien, something supernatural happened, whatever. And she goes, I know what it is.

>> Yeah, Thanos. >> Which is kind of what he needed to know, even if he didn't need to be told. >> Right, he needed that mood to exist in some way. >> Yes.

>> He's recommended David Williamson in Australian playwright to write the book. It doesn't happen, but that guy does end up writing Galipoli and you're if a living danger. So he's going to do a work together.

But he suggests a guy called Cliff Green, who wrote the screenplay, who said the whole thing was a magical experience. This is what I like about him. This is the quote I like, JJ highlighted.

The first 20 minutes of the film were easy to write

because it's straight line chronologically. But the moment when Edith comes screaming down the hill, becomes a more complex story. So much of it is atmosphere and setting. It's really a book about the atmosphere of Australia.

Love that that's, again, that this guy just reads the book and gets it that I'm not being asked to make this more linear, or make this more about something in a way that a movie needs to be about something in our name. >> It could be so easy to read this book and be like,

okay, but it can't just be about the atmosphere of Australia, whatever that fucking means, it's got to be more about like, no, and then a bunch of guys came with metal detectors and wave them around hanging rock and then a bunch of spiritualists

Came, or whatever that, I mean, there was a TV mini series

version of this series, I kind of wanted to watch.

>> What was that like, I mean, I don't know,

what does that do to the story, if it was a musical that has been like, it just finished a run here in New York. I was trying to get to it. >> But it's been like 15 years of redevelopment, this is a story that people keep coming back to.

I just want to throw out a little bit and just move back one step for one second. The bizarreness of this project coming together in the way that it did. Patricia Lovell, the person you mentioned

who reached out to where after seeing his short film, was like, as a bad analog, like the Kelly Rippa of Australia. Like someone who had started in radio and then was like a children's TV presenter and then was like a morning television person.

And like, did not have a footing in film reads this book, decides, I should option this and I've seen the short film. >> And I guess I shouldn't hate a feature yet. And I'm going to reach out to where Peter Rears like, when I got the call, it didn't even fucking make sense.

What was being presented to me? Why she was the person, why she would believe in me. And then when she brings him to meet with John Lindsay, he and John Lindsay hit it off immediately. And she was by all accounts a very kind of tough guarded customer.

And everyone's just like, this feels like the right accommodation of people even though it belies any sort of traditional thinking. >> They could barely subscribe to the other budget. Obviously, they're promising to make a movie with no resolution.

It's not an easy sell. The book had was at least famous in some way. They get 220,000 pounds is how he puts it by 440,000 Australian dollars. You know, their money is laminated.

Yeah, it's like plastic because they all go in the beach. They all go in the water. Australian ticket gets so mad at me on this mini series. Because all everything I know about Australia is from uninformed opinions that British people had that I learned what I lived in Britain and blew me.

>> And like I'm like, I'm like, and blew me presents a very YouTube movie. >> We make you present there the best of us. >> Right. >> And I have noticed any time we talk about Australia on this podcast, your British upbringing comes in the place where you're like,

they're very, you know, they look down on me. >> But you describe them like they're a bunch of looney tunes.

>> That's how what British people talk about.

>> It's like British people are English people, I should say. Because it's not British people.

English people are basically like Scottish people are like drunk madmen.

Welsh people are like simple tunes. Australiaians are just like raving criminals living in this like semi-lawless lands. >> You make side swipe comments as if. >> It's so much under their mouth. >> It's toned down from the every day when you watch a modern atmosphere.

>> You're like, oh, what a fine place this is. >> They solved emotionally telepens, are they the ones. The McElroy brothers, my brother, my brother and Peter Wier. Hal and Jim McElroy who produced this and also produced cars that ate Paris. And later produces, it produced the last wave.

They said they were having such a hard time getting cars that ate Paris off the ground. They knew how difficult it was for that movie not having a clean hook and a weird title. And like a murky plot that one of the strategic decisions they make is we're already thinking about how to sell this movie that's not going to satisfy an eventual mystery way. Let's make the girls who disappear as like ethereal and poetic and enticing as possible.

Just so we can put them at the center of the poster, but so that the tensioner of the movie comes from the rug pull of oh shit they're gone, right. >> Right. >> Right. >> Right.

>> Right. >> It's really cool into these girls. >> Right.

A psycho framing that they pitched to Wier and he's on board with, like, how do we make the first

30 minutes so intoxicating and even just the visual language of this fucking pan. >> He's girls and they're flowing white dresses in front of the poster with these extremely color scheme and then we're going to freak you out.

>> And I think that on rewatch, a thing that I kind of like vaguely remembered being left

with, I think this movie maybe peaks in those first 30 minutes for me, it is, there's nothing like it. >> That's the thing. >> I don't know if you can sustain that mood. >> Yeah.

No, 100%. >> Right. So it's sort of unavoidable. >> Yeah. >> But you are a little bit like taking me back, you know, when it's right.

I just, it isn't movie where I'm like, I'm not sure I care who's sleeping with each other or who's having a conversation right now. >> Mm-hm. >> But that's not true because I love the movie. You know, of course I do.

You know what I like? I want to go to the movie. >> I love the movie. >> Yes.

>> And those first 30 minutes are like, that's the thing that if you don't watch it for

four years, you're like, yeah, you're falling on. >> But it's also why her screaming is so upsetting, even though nothing, you know, violent

Happens and nothing, you know, nothing really at all happens, but it's like G...

screaming in Twin Peaks. >> Yeah. >> And of course, has discussed on the show with us, where you're just like, "Jesus, why is she making that?" No, I don't know.

Like, it snaps you out of the reverie in a really disturbing way what?

>> I know. I also forget which ones were which and hopefully JJ has which. >> Which one was this? >> Which one was this? >> No.

>> Okay. >> I see women as different people. >> No. >> I think I could not, you know, they're like, there are some characters at the picnic.

You know, you're like, "Oh, glasses girl, but..." >> Yes. >> No, what I was going to say, "Where is Jackie Jackie?" >> Jackie is the first. >> Jackie, we just...

>> Yeah. >> She's not one of the girls. >> Oh, wow. >> She's the maid getting a little something on the show. >> Oh, sure, sure, sure.

Yeah. >> But it is, she is one of those people where, you know, Jackie, we've heard in the present tense. >> Sure. >> Right.

>> Reintroduced as like... >> Yeah, you don't mean that. >> Yeah. >> You don't mean that. >> Right.

Kind of like one of the weirdest two-time opera nines. Oh, rules. But like, she's in this. She has a run of Australian work. That she kind of like disappears from Australian film for a long time.

>> What's the second non-form?

>> What was the next playbook? >> Right. >> She's like, "I'll fucking have you." >> Yeah. >> What was she like in that one?

>> Yeah, that's the one. >> Yeah, that's the one. >> She said, "Go Eagles." "I'll fucking have you have Eagles." >> Yeah.

>> What? >> What? What? >> What? >> What?

What? What I was going to say. >> I'm just pissing off Philadelphia's too, now. >> Yes.

I think five-year engagement is the movie she makes right after getting the animal kingdom nomination.

>> Yeah. >> That was her first Hollywood film ever. >> Right. >> Right. >> And even before animal kingdom, she hadn't done a movie and like a decade had mostly been doing theater.

>> Sure. >> Like she's in the most iconic Australian film in a supporting part. And then even so has this drips and drabs career doesn't even become like Australian character royalty until decades later. >> And you see her, you hear that she was in picnic at Hanging Rock. And you just looking at her face present there, like, it's going to be so hard to pick out who she is.

Because there's no way she looked like this when she was alive. >> I think I even like Google, like totally what character she plays and then was like, "Well, you're not Sarah. You're not Sarah." >> Right. >> Who fucking knows?

>> You're not Irma. >> Irma. >> Irma. >> Have you seen fear listing the Peter Weird movie with Jeff Bridges? >> No.

>> It is another movie where I think the whole thing is very good. And the first 30 minutes feel transcendent. >> That's true. >> He's similarly dreamlike. I mean, not similar to this, but just, you know, just in a few key kind of say.

>> He's come to replicating this style and has a similar like, well, >> Yeah, movie rocks. >> Reality, it's a splash water in your face. This tone can contain forever. And it is one of these movies where you're like, it's not like the movie falls off a cliff after the first 30 minutes.

But the first 30 minutes are just activating something that is, like, yeah, it's thrilling. It's a miracle. It still feels.

>> It's funny that we're saying that, right, the, oh, no, he never really replicated this tone again.

And I'm like, no, you're right about fear. Listen, like, the Truman show is like that. >> This show, especially before the show has a similar kind of structure of life. >> Right.

>> 40 minutes of, like, what is this for your transmission from space?

>> Yes. >> And the reason I was thinking about Dead Poets Society is because I imagine, like, the big difference is that, like, this doesn't have, like, characters like that movie has maybe. >> No, but, but also, but it certainly has this, like, boarding school.

>> Yeah, that's the question. >> Right. >> Yeah. >> You watch Dead Poets Society now and you're like, that's even Hawke, that's Robert Hunter and Leonard, but, like, I don't know if you felt that way as much when that movie came out.

There was a bunch of boys. >> Part of those guys, but coming those guys was that movie takes its time to, like, sell you on each of those guys individually versus the inverse of this, which is, like, we need to sell you on a vibe and an energy of what these girls represent. >> Right.

>> That is enjoyable for you to watch because we don't have time to build them individually as characters. >> Don't have time. Like, I feel like the movie is disinterested in, like, it's just kind of nasty. >> It's always true. >> And, like, even, like, those men, like, the school mistress and then at the end of the movie,

when you just, like, find out in quick succession that, like, the two main characters left, like, die. >> Yes. >> Very, it's like, it's not logical. It's not emotionally logical or it's clear that it's, like, clearing space to do something else. >> Yeah.

>> So, when they're, like, an everyone died, I'm like, yes, right.

I suppose you would never get over this experience.

>> Everything's on. >> Right. >> Already at this point. When you were saying, like, I don't really care about the conversations towards the end of, who's sleeping with who, when it gets into the, this,

>> Don't be a hate gossip. >> You hate gossip. >> This movie is in that, like, somewhat limited canon of, decade plus, later, director's cuts that take footage out. >> Interesting.

>> It trimmed it down about 10 minutes.

>> It is hard to find out the theatrical version now.

Like, the criterion has always only put out the director's cut, which is about 10 minutes shorter.

And the ten minutes that are cut out are mostly in the last 30 minutes of the film. >> Mm-hm. >> And are kind of shoe leather stuff. >> Yeah. >> It's, like, more stuff with the coachman and shit.

And none of it's bad, but it does feel interesting that he makes this film in 1975, and then in, like, 97 or 98, he's, like, in decades of rewatching this film as part of retrospectives. Maybe we just get to the end faster.

>> Maybe past the first act I could have taken this up.

>> Right. >> Well, because it's, like, it's such a spell for those first 30 minutes. >> Yeah. >> And then it's not exactly that the spell is lifted. It's more that, like, this spell just has this, like, slow, like, denue mom.

>> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Just give you a little more context on the film. >> Yeah. >> Obviously, money comes from Australia Film Development Corporation in South Australia.

You know, like, government money. >> Mm-hm. >> But he says, like, the Australian with New Wave is basically happening, concurrently with, indeed, dramas being made in Australia. If that makes, he's, like, the people came first then came the money.

>> Mm-hm. >> Like, I feel like the country starts to get aware of, like, oh, there's something artistically happening here with Australian film that is brand new. And we can give a little money to him, not, like, a ton of money to it. We recalls it kind of, like, this sort of hippie hang, you know, like post hippie.

>> Yes. >> Kind of thing is, you know, like, these people, the flower children, the antiwar movement, are now kind of just rabbling around, getting a little older, and some of them are starting to make movies. >> It's similar to what, like, easy rider kick started over, and Hollywood.

And he said, like, that's, they wanted to put the money into that. To angry young person movies, character studies, things that were kind of, like, sexually charged social comedies. And when they were pitching this movie, even though the book was successful,

people were like, who the fuck wants to watch a period piece?

That, that they were facing so much opposition to, like, that's not what's going on in the culture right now. And that he was so frustrated that there was this limiting in a, like,

film market, a film scene that had finally, like, opened up.

And they were already trying to pigeonhole it to. This is the only thing we export. And that after picnic at hanging rock, people were angry that he was making the last wave, and that he wasn't sticking with period films. Because picnic had such a big impact that everyone flipped the other way.

>> Wears take is that the rock literally opened up and swallowed them, by the way. >> Wow, he's got a, he's got a. >> Because he says, over the years he talked with her a lot, over, you know, as after she, he makes the movies, she sort of trusts him more, where she's, like, basically, like, if course she made it up,

it's like there's some, the rock opened up and swallowed him. >> Just what, just what, the rock people. >> It's not on the other. >> Right. >> Yeah.

>> So we're gonna hang in rock more, like, hungry rock. >> Hungry rock. >> And like, then eventually, at one point, he's like, did a UFO get them and she's like, maybe, and he's like, all right, you're too much, like, and then she dies,

but then Peter Weir is like, he's like, I just had to have an answer in my head. And I'm just excited that they just got swallowed by essentially the Earth. >> I love that. >> Right. >> But I don't know.

>> And he also was basically, like, she was kind of shocked by the movie

when she saw it for the first time and said, like, he kind of changed the tone. And I didn't really write it with that kind of feeling, which is interesting to think about, but like, you know, what, what she was imagining versus this sort of dreamy thing that she's seeing. >> Yeah.

>> But they were friends for life. But that's part of the, this is a dream that felt really real to her. >> Totally. >> You know, she doesn't need that translation in tone to sell the laps in logic because it makes emotional sense to her, which is the part that I think made.

Him, we are feel like this was in conversation with something real. She had experience. >> Some emotional truth. >> Yes, right. >> Peter Weir is like, obviously a bunch of girls didn't just vanish.

That would be in the news, even in 1900. And there's no evidence that that happened.

>> But that's what I think he was smart about talking about him, kind of

landing on the style pragmatically is like, she thinks of this, like, it's the French connection. And if I present this as the French connection, people are going to ask 8,000 questions. What do you mean, where did they go?

If it feels unreal from the beginning, that's part of the juice. He also said that when he went to the real location, once he had signed on to make the film, he was like, oh fuck. >> Everyone's like in energy. >> Everyone, when they shot there said, like, it was Spooky's helmet hated it.

>> When you see it in the movie, no offense. I was like, that's hangin' rock. >> It's all that good. >> It's just, it's like, there's like going on this long trip to hangin' rock.

>> Yeah. >> Extremely sucks guys. >> No, I'm kidding.

I'm totally kidding.

It seems to rock. They get these girls mostly from Adelaide from fancy schools. He basically realized, as they looked at lots of girls, but they realized, like, no, we need kind of like posh private school girls who are 16 years old.

>> Oh, this was the thing I was gonna say. >> What?

>> Before I lost my point, a thing that has never happened

before in the history of this podcast, that they dubbed over a majority of the school girls. >> Mm-hm. >> Because for him, he was like, I'm ready to cast two different parts. >> The look and the energy is so important.

>> It's so important. >> Yeah. >> I will cast based on that, even if they can't deliver lines, and there's a lot of them. >> And get voice over actors to like sell the line delivery later,

because it's not like they have that much dialogue. >> Well, it seems it's one of the things that I love about the first 30 minutes of the movie is, and the quality continues on, but this, that painterly quality, where it's like,

you're almost looking at these wide shots that look like these old, these old like impressionist paintings, you know, like these like groups of girls in nature. >> Yeah. >> And like literally holding fabrics over the lens

to make things feel more, not synthetic, but like, pointedly artificial. >> Yeah. >> And unreal. >> Yeah.

>> I'm just going to keep using the word unreal. This movie was made using Unreal Engine, right? This was the original. >> Mm-hm. >> It's actually an unreal tournament.

>> Mm-hm. >> Yeah. >> But like, the way the producers and we were just, you know, it's like, they were a bunch of historical teenage girls.

Like in the best way, like they just had the right energy.

Once you got them all together,

most of them never act again.

>> Yeah. >> One of them has a story about like the author seeing her and calling her Miranda and being like, it's been so long. Everyone seems a little high on like how insane it was

to make this movie and how it felt like it was real. Do you know what I mean? >> Mm-hm. >> Like, and I'm not being dismissive of this. >> I was going to say, I love your dance between

loving movies more than anything. >> I love it. >> And sometimes you read shit like this and you're like, fuck and get over your ass. >> So what?

You made a 10 out of 10 masterpiece. >> No, it's gone. >> It's not that. It's more just like you're telling this anecdote of like, the author was looking at me with shimmering eyes.

Addressing me as this long-loss girl in her past or whatever. And like that was obviously very meaningful. But it does feel like everyone got kind of like intoxicated by, like being in this location, being in these costumes. >> It's cool.

>> You make movies. >> I make movies. >> You make great movies. >> That's exactly how it feels. >> It's kind of needed too.

If you're going to make a fucking movie, you need to be like-- >> It gets very tarot cardy. It gets very like, whoa, this must be cosmic. >> It's so funny how people only talk about movies like that.

Right? Where it's like, yeah, we kind of got like-- >> Something's happening. >> Something's happening. >> Or they were like, yeah,

making that sex scene was really weird. They had to put baby powder on me. >> Right. >> Every take and like every setup is really bored.

>> You know where you're like, wasn't it awesome to do this thing?

Of like, no, boring and technically. >> It doesn't sound like that. >> It doesn't sound like that. >> It's like there is, there is the like, like the marvel, like the Robert Downey,

Jr. Land. >> Oh, I'm making a movie. >> Oh, I'm making a movie. >> You know, there's the like, all right, we're, you know,

call me out when you're ready for me. >> You have a trailer in land, right? >> Yeah. >> The Jane Land is just a big box of jelly beans. >> You're inside the box.

>> Like it's a fucking box. >> Yeah. >> But then like, if you're, yeah, the other option for making a movie is that, like, you care a lot,

and everyone is not sleeping, and you enter a state that's like, one step below war level psychosis. And by the end of that, yeah, you're going to be like that fucking rock.

>> I mean, I, I guess it was because I was, I was digging this movie, and then the surrounding stuff, but I ended up watching last night, a peak pandemic, zoom, 20 year reunion of the Virgin Suicide's cast.

>> Sure. >> Okay. >> Heartnut. >> Heartnut. >> Donst.

>> Donst. >> And the other daughters, most of whom. >> Right, didn't really. >> Right.

>> One of them was young Jenny and Forescum, but that was kind of her last major major role. >> Isn't one of them AJ Cook? >> Yes. >> Who knows, like, the criminal mind's girl,

for the next, she's still on that show. >> Yes, because I watched it. Fucking final destination two, and I was like, what happened to this person? She's really good.

And you're like, oh, she made $47 trillion on $800. >> She's been on criminal mind since I started college, and I'm 40 years old.

>> Here's what's so crazy about this.

If I can go off for half a second here. She joins, like, four or five seasons in, and you're like, oh, late. She only did 600 episodes of criminal mind.

She's now on a criminal mind's spin-off, I believe.

>> No, you are incorrect. Criminal mind has merely been retitled criminal mind's evolution. >> Insane. >> Yes. >> Okay, and the other thing that happened is at one point.

>> One point, by the way.

>> Because criminal mind's went off the air for two whole years,

and CBS was just like, need it back! >> Yeah. >> So they just brought back the same cast, Montana's back. AJ Cook is back.

They called it criminal mind's evolution, I guess, to distinguish just something that happened. >> Well, also something that happened. >> Because Charmander used to be on the show. >> Right, now he's terminally.

>> Yeah. But they at one point kicked her off the show, because they were like, I got to tighten the budget. >> Yes, they kicked her off. >> And fans protested so much they brought her back, and she even still, you're like,

she joined late, she was kicked off the show died, and yet she's been doing it for--

>> Why are you bringing up the urgency as I'd assume?

I'm sorry, what was this original? >> They were talking about how, like, for, like, danced and cartonit, they had done other things, but those things felt way more traditional up until that point, and this was the first kind of, like, cool artsy movie

they had worked on, and the rest of the group were either, like, non-actors or actors who were kind of at the beginning of their career. >> Right, well, James Wood. >> The young cast.

>> Yeah, sir.

>> And they were all, like, it was kind of incredible

how well you established an energy, right? Like, not in a woo-woo way, but you created this feeling of, like, we're all this together. This is the vibe, it is safe, it is protected, it is experimental.

>> It's such a huge part of, like, because it's, you know, it's like circus shit. >> Right. >> And, like, it's not just, like, for the viewers at home. >> Yeah.

>> It's, like, if you, you got to, you know, we talked about portals a lot on this new movie. >> Cool. >> It's just, like, we're going through a portal, guys. Welcome to the portal.

>> Right. >> And the other side of the portal now, and, you know, everyone is so sleep deprived and also, like, in a manic state of something that, like, people are ready to buy into that.

>> I feel like Paul Tomsey Anderson always talks about time travel,

that, that, like, that's what he's trying to push everyone through.

>> Yeah. >> And, even less, like, because he's not literally depicting periods in a very accurate way, most of the time, it's, like, the feeling of that. But, but it is, like, there are things that are just

feel, like, the technical work, and still through everyone being on the same page, they have a consistent energy to them. But, this is a movie where, as much as it doesn't feel, like, we're trying to design that by purpose,

everyone was kind of in this suspended state the whole time. There's a thing, like, uncanny in both, in the energy, yes. And then, part of that is Rachel Roberts, who we can talk about how she got involved in this.

But, like, seemingly was a, Jean Hackman and Royal Tanabam's S. Terror, to this young cast and this young director, in a way that, like, only helped the movie. >> She's an Oscar nominee from the sporting life,

and they structure everything around. It was going to be this actress Vivian Merchant. She was the original actress from Alphazard. >> She's the, like, the woman, the boarding school. >> Yes, the, yes. >> The mean woman. >> Miss, Miss, this is Alphazard.

>> Yes. >> And Vivian gets ill. >> What's can't come to Australia?

>> She's a British actor. >> Was married to her old painter?

>> And famously, super chill guy. >> And we're, what's like, the way she would perform his material is what I was looking for in the intensive, in the sharpness. Getsill, they lose her, like, 10 days before she's supposed to arrive in Australia. They have to find someone in less than 24 hours,

basically, to get them on a plane. Rachel Roberts says, yes, immediately.

But also says, I won't, arrives and says, I won't wear her wig. >> Correct. >> Courageous fare. >> Right. She said there's a supernatural kind of, like, a tradition in the British theatre, that if you wear a wig designed for another actor, your production is cursed. >> Yes. >> And Peter we are, like, well, we're in Australia,

and this is a movie. So maybe that doesn't count. And they were, like, she was so fucking strong headed about it. And beyond that, shows up in Australia with her own wig, which is the wig she wears in the movie, and everyone's like, well, we hate that. >> I'm, I'm team her on this.

>> I agree. >> She's right. >> But they all talk about being, like, and she's also just, like, I'm fucking with their, you know, best laid plans, and then you get this, this time she's pulling rank. >> Come on.

>> That was the role thing, but, like, how much of this is pulling rank versus, much of this, is she's on her own wigs and wigs. >> Well, let's say you're doing a movie. >> Uh-huh. >> Let's say, Thomas Middleton.

>> Okay. >> Good job, Casnec. >> Thanks for going good. >> Yeah. >> And he's got his own wig.

>> Yeah. >> Probably does. >> Then they hired you. >> Yeah. >> 'Cause he drops out last minute.

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and get lost on hanging rock, it's wilder by the rock.

You probably don't want to be in that. Maybe wear like a hanging rock. A brown jumpsuit with the rocks. Maybe that's what you wear. It's like a hanging rock.

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It's got the central mystery. But the core thing is sort of interrogating the unspeakable like a tension of a sexual danger for young women in society. The whole movie is like working off of this kind of

dream like fetishization of the purity of the kind of young girl in a painting, for all looking on a country side. And what no one wants to discuss, which is like the threat of danger that is surrounding them at all

time, just in their very being. But also their own.

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and that you see in virgin suicides, like, like, whereas something like, um, and their elements of it here, yeah, when that guy, I see him in like a top hat that guy.

He first shows up. He's like in my brain.

He's like in a piece like a real like Dickens kind of guy. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm scared about what he's going to do to those girls for sure. But it seems like it takes it back to eat to those girls being like, I'm taking off my knickers.

Like, I got to get up on this rock. They're in this portion again. Collect, you know, they cut the heart cake. Yeah, it feels like, you know, they're pushing against a transgressive bound.

They're, they're pent up. They got some energy. They got that. But that's definitely the paired version suicides thing, which is like, it's these forms of young boys who are obsessed with

the idea of these girls. They're look their energy, them being unattainable. Yet none of them are actually kind of the threat of the answer to what was going on inside of them, which is a little unsolvable.

And this movie establishes such a web of men surrounding

the rock and observing them,

where in a summer movie you could see it being a, not a who done it in a tradition. I thought of like, I spit on your grave, which would hold around the same time. You're pegging all these guys in the vicinity,

who are all kind of clocking these girls, and yet they're all at a pretty severe distance. And they're all just completely freaked out by what happened. And if anything are trying to rescue them, but it's like in the Twin Peaks way,

and Twin Peaks obviously like provide straight answers at a point, but it's incredibly straight out. The most normal answers, but it's more like turning that sexual tension in both directions, what they're feeling internally and what is being projected

onto them into a supernatural force that's just hanging over everything, which I think is pretty cool. And pretty cool for like, there are so many like, like Lindsey Anderson type movies about like boys going wild,

it's cool. I can't think of a ton, like between this inversion suicide. Like, a right, just in general. The pent up like female sexual energy.

I find Google movies about girls reporting school is cool.

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you know, "Dec documentary" that there've been this weird haunting music, and he called the producer, they played it, they were like, "We love this, it's George Zamphier, is the flutist,

flutist, pan-flutist?" and apparently, I recorded all that shit years ago, you don't want that, you want some new stuff, and it starts sending new stuff,

and they're like, "No, no, no, no, no, we walked the like haunting pamphlets, like, that's what we've been playing. I already missed the pamphlets, and we just played it for a little while,

I could listen to it all day, hold up on the floor, going through pamphlets. At this point, my main YouTube algorithm suggestion is like, it's like an 8-bit image of like, a night by a fire,

and it's just 10 hours of that pamphlet music. Can I just say, I think you folks are right, that there was like a cultural throwing water because, and yeah, and fucking,

deep moods, and whatever we're seeing, which by the way, I love it, that stuff.

I just want to say, and here's the thing.

We actually never, we have not gotten anywhere further in relaxing music technology. That was the peak. Everything people have tried to do

since then, as far as out. Backwards. Jean-Michel Jarr, the ex-files theme with some drums underneath it. Fuck, the ex-files theme is so good.

There's going to be a new ex-files, right? And Ryan Koukler's producing a new ex-files. Oh, really? Yeah. And like, that's fine.

Like, I'm all four new ex-files, kind of care. Like, I'm not worried about the sanctity of the ex-files, which is one of the, don't touch the fanciest franchisees to ever exist.

Sure. But it will be, can it be set in contemporary times? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But they better know best of the themes.

I asked Jean Anderson on set if she was going to go back. And she's in your movie. I've heard there's space for her. I forgot what she said on the internet. Oh, you forgot.

Sure me out. I asked someone that question. I was like, it's to come in Anderson back. And they were, I was told, like, there's room for them to be back. Like, it's sort of can go either way.

I got a blockbuster pitch. I've got Skinner. What if all three of them try hooking up? It'll work this time. Wait, wait.

All three of you say Skinner's the third?

Who's the, is that, was that his name? Mitch Pledge? Yes. Skinner. Oh, wait.

Who was the Robert Patrick here? Also, Scott's smoking dog. That guy's still alive. He's with us. It's why the Bill's came in this room.

A cigarette smoking man is so alive. Yeah. William B. Davis is the actor. I mean, the thing that happened with X files, which is like, I like the X files is like foundational.

Of course. Growing up in all that is Chris Carter came back. Did the new stuff. And it was God bless it. So heinous.

Yes.

It was kind of like, can we take this guy out back?

It is crazy. Give the X files to anyone else. Three times. Yeah. He was like, I think I'm ready to return.

People were like, yeah.

Movie sucks. He's like, got it. Took the feedback. We're returning with a new season. Yeah.

Fuck. I heard your feedback. Next season's going to be really different. It's like three times.

And finally I'm trying to come to you and understand.

Bring it. It's like, it's just him. There's like a sushi restaurant. You remember that one there? And that's suited.

They're stuck in that same. It's like a technology. You know, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's Siri. Sex files didn't Siri. Sometimes you don't have the rope of what people are thinking about anymore.

You have a lot. He's like, yeah. 100%. It's fine. And like you watch the X files now.

And you're like, if someone did like, moldor falls into a coma and a native American man revives him now. That wouldn't work. But I'm okay with it because it's the 90s. Right. Yeah.

Exactly. That was show that needed the turn and the pressure of planning to episode the season. Yeah. And needing to like spread out the work and bring it to the voices. But that's what.

And not get up there. Own ass and think about it too much.

That's why 22 episodes is how TV should be.

Yeah. Because then you have to make 10 random episodes about bullshit. Right. Which rocks? I asked from no one will let me take a meeting on the buffy reboot.

But I've been asking. Obviously. Yeah. And the thing I keep saying when I ask is, um,

you have to do 22 episodes and six of them need to be unwatchable. Yeah. Right. There should be six that are canonically stable. But good.

Yeah. And they're bad way. Six that are just about like some bullshit. Like they pick up a toy and they're like, Oh, it's like buffy buffy's got like a new cousin.

They've never heard of that anymore.

This is my problem. Is that now people go like, I'm going to take four years to make 10 or eight episodes of a season with complete. Intentionality and control. And you watch it.

You're like still six episodes are bad. It's still. It's always going to be six hundred percent episodes. And it's better that you have a 22 episode season. And those six episodes are at least kind of like,

God, a 22 episode season. I've been thinking about this because I'm working on TV. And like a 20, a 22 episode season. Also like the holiday episode. A dead art.

Absolutely. Well, yes. The week is gone.

So it's like every one wants to fuck each other for three weeks on the show.

And then all the repression gets stuff right back in the bottle. You know, like we don't do it again for a while. It is a crazy thing to consider. That's even the biggest TV shows. Yes.

Used to be able to go like for one week only Bruce Willis. Yeah. And the ratings would spike up by 10 million people. It didn't matter if everyone else had like, I haven't watched that in two years.

They're like, well, I got to see the Bruce episode. I got to see the episode where that it's all dream sequences or whatever.

The third rock 3D episode after the Super Bowl or whatever.

Yeah. I mean, also episode after the Super Bowl. Yeah. Another thing that's gone. I know they still exist.

But like, I want to see house watch the Super Bowl. Right. Like, you know, the, or like, Terrell Owens appear. Whatever. Whatever dumb shit they do like knowledge.

The calculation of even if this episode isn't in conversation with the Super Bowl. It has not to it. It has not to it. It needs to be worthy of the post Super Bowl. You used to be so good.

Jane, the TV show that you're doing is based on a very specific Fix work. And when we have talked about for years because so many blank Check filmmakers have like flirted with adapting it. And it's a thing that adventure.

We are constantly telling Ben he needs to read. And what was announced that you were adapting Charles Burns's black hole. Ben was like, fuck, it's finally time. It means doing it. I got it. Did you read it?

Not yet. But I've got it. What are you saying he's going to do? I've got it. Yeah, I will make a promise that within a month when this episode is really

So. You'll have read it. Once you start it. Yeah. I loved those Charles Burns tint and things.

Yeah, every those. No. Exdown. Really good. Oh, I have great too.

I'll say is panfully. Yeah, you're bad. Let the circle back to pan. Just good. And maybe let's play it again.

Sure. That's lower. Okay. Well, this is your thing. Jane, this is your jam.

No, it doesn't. Yeah, there it is. There it is. There it is. Okay.

It's slightly. Yeah, yeah. Octave down. David, you love like spa's and massage and try to do it. And this is what's playing baby.

I love this stuff. Because I. I got him sought for the first time in a very long time. Where'd we go? Somewhere recently.

I'll tell you off my book. Okay. And they were playing like the fucking techno. Yes. Sometimes that's what I hate is.

He's hit places. Feel like, oh, pan flute is a lame. I can't play it. And I'm like, you're stressing me out right now. Yeah.

It's time to return on the beat. Yeah. I will calm down.

I think it has something to do with like some of that like.

Lillith fair scorn. Sure. You know, like, kind of spilled over into the pan flute.

What else rules?

Real clear. Real clear. Good. And you're good. Now is this just that I'm growing older.

And I miss my youth. We lay now probably almost definitely. So the cruel suspect. Not to do the plot of Big Dicky hanging rock, which is a, you know, that a plotless film, but a loosely scripted film, I guess.

They go up to the rock. Yeah. They take a nap. A kind of a furious arena. And if you kind of want to take a nap.

They're best way. Yeah. They're not good. They seem like they're on drugs. Yes.

They're in some kind of odd trance. They like you for it, right? But they're in a state.

They've worked themselves into this like, because they probably never get to do something like this and be like remotely independent.

But it also, it looks like a cult like ritual despite you knowing that there was not a kind of intentionality or planning. They all just kind of like lay down one of them. You, she was going to disappear. Right. That's glass as girl had the premonition, right?

Is it glass as girl?

And isn't she talking about a dream within a dream?

She's like quoting a girl and part of it. I wrote one line that I really liked. What did they say? They said, uh, Joseph Gordon live. It was chasing me up the walls, isn't that what she's saying?

Uh, where is it? I have it. I have it here somewhere. Uh, most human beings are without purpose. But they're performing some function unknown to them.

Oh, fuck. Good shit. Rocks. That's like the pan flute. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, and then they wake up. The bugs crawl in them when they're sleeping. Yes. Although not on the girls who don't get taken in the adventure return.

Mm-hmm. Um, but, uh, yes. It was brand.

I think is the one who, yes, says that she is going to disappear.

Yes. It's kind of the main one. That's so Miranda. And she's a lawyer. Right.

And she's, you know, she's a little spike here than the other girls. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, no, that's Charlotte. I mean, Evan, Amber, play Charlotte.

It's husband. Okay. That's what you're referring to. Right. Miranda is the one who marries the guy who's like, "I'm like that."

Right. With glasses. And then in the new, the new show, she's, she's exploring. She's a trade deal. There's trade deal.

Really? She explores her sexuality. She sure does. You ever watched, uh, what's it called? Uh, and just like that.

I haven't seen an episode. How many episodes did they have per seism? Not enough. 22.

I'm going to make this a case.

'Cause people were like, it's kind of dmented. And I'm like, imagine if they got 22. Imagine the shit they would have done if they had to do it. 10 episodes a season. No.

I think it's like, America is waiting and baited breath to see. Like, what the pit season aid feels like. Yeah. Oh, God. But the pit is right.

That means that's why people are freaking out about the pit.

'Cause you're, you know, it's fucking, like it feels like old TV. Turn it out. Is that some of the juice of the Taylor Sheridan shows too. I keep reading these clickbait headlines. Sure.

Kelly Bob Thorgan answers a door with a boner. And I'm like, piss sounds like when TV was good. Well, that's also that even if those shows are 10 episodes each, she's writing all of them so he's getting so tired. He's found a way to get into the psychological headspace of 22 episodes a season.

No. Not enough people, not enough main characters, but not lead characters dying in car crashes. Perfect. Oh, my God. Or a bra me not dying.

Episode 14. Episode ends with car acts, you know, just like a car like flipping over. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's to be continued.

That's the greatest native American spring. Yes. Bring Malder back. The greatest in the world was when that happened to the Xbox. Like season two.

When didn't take a long when TV was like produced on like a podcast schedule, where you're like, they're filming the episode now. I will see in a month. And you would read like Michelle Rodriguez and Cynthia Wattros got arrested for Trump driving.

Yeah. And then three weeks later. It's like, now both of our time. I'm going to see about it. Nothing was under wraps.

All right. Piano Lucia. She was a wild one. If he was, she was great. Did you watch Lost or were you not lost?

Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah. I remember we once talked about firefly. Oh, they were activated by the safe fire.

Yeah. That was. Yeah. That was my, a visionary trauma. Right.

Was there a campaign to like send in something? Were people sending in? It was kind of you. What a dampening. What was what?

What are they? What was the object? The code's maybe?

Well, that's how how firefly fans identify themselves.

Yes. They call themselves Brown. They might have also sent some coats in. I just always like that. They're not the thing where you'd be like this.

They're just in the cancel show. And you're dared to rewatch firefly. Oh, 2026. 20,000 people sent in plastic knives because it's their way of communicating to the President of the network that they want their show back.

Jane, I haven't watched it since. Yes, since college. I wonder. I really wonder because I really loved to firefly so much. And it was important to me.

Can't deny it. It like lifted me out of it. Did they do? Did they, is that, did they have a word that they used instead of fuck? Yes, they did.

What is it?

Because they had the whole like, they would speak Chinese as well.

Yes. Totally. I can't remember what they would say. But what was, of course. Battles are going to get frack.

Yeah. Yeah.

I remember the show that it was the CBS Apocalypse of Jericho.

Yeah. It's a Ferris wheel. Right. Yes. It was some show that built a Ferris wheel outside the like office of whoever ran like CBS.

And she was like, fine, Jesus. And like, oh, another season. Yeah. What are you doing? That just felt like there's something that felt so innocent to that.

Versus like the Snyder cult is building bombs or whatever they're doing. So the girls make up and they walk. And they walk. Yeah. The clock stopped at noon.

All this spooky shit happens.

And they walk in a trace like into a crevice. Yeah. And eat it. Just screams. And that's it.

Well, I feel like the four girls break off before. Yeah. They don't have a climb to a rock or come to the point. And there's one who's like, no, no. We gotta go back.

Right. Yeah. And then they come back later. And they're like the girls are missing. Right.

The rest of the class comes back late at night.

Yes. I love that scene. Yeah. It would be like talking to the headmistress. Yeah.

Because you're like, if I was that headmistress, you're really in her shoes figuring out something's gone wrong. Well, she just like launches immediately into like recommending and like laying down the wall. Yeah. And then the other adults have to comment be like, you don't understand what just fucking happened.

Right. But we're also was keeping over the rocks or talking kind of. They're like shaking and making noises. There was like they're seeing vapor kind of coming out. It's so mysterious.

I was really. It's awesome. Like so hypnotized by. Yeah. And there's no way to define even what it really is.

They got a recording of an earthquake that they use for like some of those weird primal noises. Like they would slow it down and fudge with it and stuff. You know, but like that was that was what they're doing. But maybe what it is is it's. It's the rock's tummy rumbling because he's so hungry.

Oh, he's like, need girls. Again, the rock is not very big to my to my eyes when we see it in white shots. It's it's kind of like an agrocrag style set of, you know, or thank you for acknowledge you importance of the agrocrag. And I do hope the agrocrag was specifically inspired by picnic.

And we should say that Mo will be on the next episode. Yeah, Mo Mo is on the next episode. But like the kids lost it. God should have just been like disappeared into a void. Yeah.

They shall never return. But you know, like, where did these girls even find space to disappear?

Right. That's what like they just go behind a rock and like, you know,

and then push one of them is eventually found like in there. Yes. Well, we'll get to that permission to make a bad joke. Yeah. Is the X show a little excitement. Yes.

Make your bad permission to make a great joke. Yeah. Let's hear it. Okay. Is the reason they disappeared because it was the rocks cheat day.

Mm. And he eats whatever he wants on his cheat day. Right. That after like six days of grilled chicken breasts and shit and terrible night. It's a killer.

You can't see three Victorian girls. He has like a stack of 15 pancakes. Will the rock even go to the Oscars? Really? I just cut the one nom.

It did for makeup. Which excellent makeup. Don't you think you'll go to fucking plug live actor Moana? Oh, I thought you were asking about hanging rock. With my hands.

That actually feels like a cone and like I wish cone could just, you know, picnic and hanging rock here. Yeah. Like he's like, I know the rocks from picnic and hanging rock. I mean, he's just bringing rock here at the Oscars.

It's been a little while. I've made this joke with the AR 15 from weapons. That should, that should post. Yeah. Which is like costume design is integral to you.

Right. Floating like this. Well, the Dune stand we're playing the piano was fun. It was great.

But I do want now that like Conan's returning for a second year.

I want him to go full like character parade. Well, he's just an interpretation agent. Right. Like do the master made like 20. Here's the pre-morphized objects from Oscar nomination films.

No, the pitch is and he should steal this. The fucking opening video is Amy Madigan makes him run like this through all of the other movements. That's good. Right. Like she just cut and because like Conan and Amy Madigan is cooking with gasoline.

Like the two of them will be great together. Yeah. And then he's just doing this. I mean, running through Marty Supreme or whatever. It was there intent to bring back the end of the day.

They were going to do it. They got full for a couple of reasons that make sense. Yeah. But I'm hoping I'm praying. This episode comes out the day after the Oscars.

I hope Conan did a great job. I hope he went through all the movements. I didn't like get there and say. He ran through them all. I'm sorry.

I had a blue moon do in those nominations. Two best actor best screenplay.

Not bad.

You like blue moon? I love blue moon. Fucking girls. I love blue moon.

You know my favorite thing about blue moon.

That they had to take an approach to shooting around him. Being fake short. Yeah. In a way. How it feels like a muppet.

Yeah. That it feels like the visual strategy they employ for incorporating a muppet into a real world. I mean, when when what's an AB white. Yeah. It goes up as the like, um, you know, the celeb cameo.

Yes. That's when you know. Like went like he's the captain of America of blue moon. Pretty easy that that. Like he's like, and I'm thinking, writing a book about a little mouse.

It is insane. That movie is so good that it does. Like six walk hall. Right. It does.

There's little boys even. I'm right. And I don't ding it for any of them. It's awesome. Blue moon is a blast.

That was just I was hooting and hollering and feeling crazy about. You know, Loren's heart. Yeah. I went through the arc of being like, yeah. I don't know.

This is good for what it is. It's fun to buy the end being like is the most devastating thing I've ever seen. Does this rock and roll so far? It's like quite a good. Yeah.

I went to see it. I did my own double feature at the little movie theater upstate was playing both that and the, um, the black zone. No, no, no, no. Yeah.

I did see black zone too. No, no. No, no. No, no. You could do, you could do new vol moon or you could do black and blue.

Phone too. You could do the two. Oh, that's true. That's true because I forgot of anything. Even not really in black.

Phone too that much.

I think he, phone that one and I did you like, uh, new bow.

Not really. Yeah. It was okay. You know what?

I was also hungry and I knew I was doing the second one and so I did leave halfway through to go.

Shit. Chicken parm. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't put the movie over the line for you.

The lead on us there. Let's talk about black phone too though. Please. I feel like I, you know, choose your battles in terms of like, I'm a filmmaker. It's not.

You don't want to talk to you. I want to talk too much shit about other filmmakers. But one film I feel comfortable talking shit about. It's black phone too. I, I have to say.

Did you like black phone one? I didn't. But I didn't. I think that it's a whole different ball game. Because I, and I'm sure.

Yes. I only saw black phone too because people were like, but this one's kind of fun. It's kind of like night. It like makes it night. Right now.

He's dead. So he's just like a monster. It felt like a pretty complete statement. Yeah.

And I was puzzled by them attempting to make a second one.

And then I saw the trailer. And I'm like, if you're using this as a way to back door the new black door. A new kind of like one house. Yeah. You know what?

There's a new like black phone. Yeah. The phone goes to hell. Like whatever. But I was a the grabber.

The grabber. Try hard. He grabbed absolute. Try harder. He grabbed people.

I understand that was his name in the first one. But if he's going to become super natural. He's got a rebrand. Yeah. Yeah.

So to what? Fony. Freddie grabber. Yeah. He.

No. Be Kruger. It's full spoilers ahead for black one too. Good morning. No one dies.

Good. He kills not a single victim. Good. Okay. Everyone survives.

Right. Everyone is Christian. Good.

The Christian stuff in that movie is amazing.

It's so did you guys neither of you guys saw black phone too. You saw it. I didn't see it. No. I'm speaking to.

No. I heard about this.

I think it's good because I for too long these horror films have presented lead characters

with a bumble behavior and actions that I don't condone. And these filmmakers are presenting it like they're heroes. I watch these Jason movies. I'm supposed to be rooting for this guy. He's killing people.

I like to hear that the grabber is is obeying the law. But there's this kind of like the attitude that the movie takes is that being a Christian is sexy. What? Yeah. Like.

Like good way? Yeah. That like there's like one character who's like an I believe in God. And then someone else is like, that's sexy. It's really.

I this would have been better if you guys seen it. But it's like grabber Jewish like what is the framework here? The grabber is basically um... Back from to it's like a camp, right? Yeah.

There's some element of that. They get them to a camp somehow. And guess what is lurking at this camp? Grabber. Uh, pay phone.

Yep. Sure. And guess who's calling on that pay phone? Grabber. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. And also the grabber's victims again. That's because it's like they're just repeating the process. It's like, oh, the classic thing that happens with the grabber is that the dead.

Like talk to you. Yeah. The victims help you and pump you up. Right. And when they come at first.

When they pick up the phone is Ethan Hawk like they offered me 10% of first dollar gross. And I didn't even have to come to say.

It's really worked out with sinister and the urge.

He did one day on a black phone to do. That's what I heard. He's grab and he is grab in a store. I mean, I loved it. Also, like, honestly, like,

do not belong. Ethan Hawk plan whatever. Nice work if you can grab. He's got, he's got one of those like, um, you know, like the grabby kind of. He don't think.

Are you fucking kidding me? No, I wish. Well, like, one of the toys. He's got a couple of those toys. You know.

Grabber. So you're grabbing some axle. Most of the movie takes place on like a CGI frozen lake. I will not be jealous into watching this movie.

As I was tricked into watching the first black phone.

By some people being like, that's kind of interesting. And I watch and I'm like, no, thank you. But it has the same like, pretension of seriousness. I find is often true. What's got there?

It's about trauma. Yeah. The backbone is about trauma. I recently watched his day of the year. So it's still remake.

Don't know why I did that. It's not very good. He's made a couple movies. I like name them. Dr. Doctor.

Give me the news. I like sinister.

I think sinister is like pretty effective.

Like I don't think it's like somewhere that I've seen since. I never saw anything. Sinister is like actually gnarly. Concented projector. He fucked up home movies.

It seems like there's something fundamentally at odds in the black phone. One thing that where it's like, it wants to be like, this guy is like actually just like a pedophile. And we're just going to like linger in his like absolute grotesque shit. And also like, we don't like that. We want you to know that that.

The grabbers no good. Yeah. I think the grabber actually should be arrested. And maybe like taking the court for some of his crimes. Maybe the justice system needs to have a say on the grabber.

It's Lady Gaga impression. Someone's got to save the grabber. Yeah, I guess that's kind of it.

I mean, I sort of enjoyed Dr. Strange, but like that, you know, the Marvel movies are always a grab bag of who really grabber bag.

Yeah. That's about it. Because I didn't like anxious as move Emily Rose, which is sort of his breakout. Never saw that one. Deliver us from evil.

That's a movie he made. Never saw that one. No, I haven't seen that one. Yeah. That's an episode of a score.

I think. I've been trying to figure out what movies to play on my birthday party. And I was Googling best comedies. And I came across a letterbox list that he. The difference in me. Yeah.

That's true.

A Scott Dirkson letterbox list of the hundred best comedies of all times.

And you're going to do those. Yeah. All the one logical. It was a good list. You know, it was.

He seems to have perfectly. Yeah. I've listed. Do you remember one? It was a chronological.

I don't think that was a number one. Okay. There's a hundred years. A hundred. But you want to cross exiting the fact.

I was just looking for inspiration. You know, do you do a theme for your birthday? You know, I did last year. What'd you do last year? Well, actually this year.

I was like. Thinking I might do VR as a theme and my best friend was like. Wasn't that last year's theme? Mm-hmm. Like lawnmower, man.

And then I was like, no, last year's theme was time travel. And then my best friend was like. Did you just show strange days last year? Great movie. There's no time travel in that movie.

No. There is VR.

I don't think I'm going to do a theme this year.

I just, I want to show Peewe's big adventure. I mean, I can't go wrong. Um, I like the Peewe and picnic now. Get to sit next to each other in the criteria and closet. Oh, sure.

Both alphabetically. Yeah. Close to. Yep. Yeah.

Um, performance in between. It. The peas man. That's where Sahara fiend nightmare. Yeah.

Yeah. What do we discuss? Well, the girls are gone. That's been recorder. But I'm like.

What are the other. Okay. Here's some. Here's some things in this movie. Uh, there.

There. There are these like late movie revelations that I kind of did a double take on. What we find out that um. Now we're getting really deep into the floor, but that's Sarah. Mm-hmm.

Yes. Essentially. So Sarah who's sort of the main character. The girl who doesn't get to go on the trip. Right.

Um. She's. Is she the sister of. Yes. Of that other guy?

Yes. Why? How? That's. Uh, one of the.

Uh, I will say the deleted scenes in theatrical cut. Maybe explain that. No, I watched them. They. They're more in depth on that.

Yeah. And I think that feels more elusive in. The directors cut where you're like, why is this kind of just nodded out without. There's like five minutes left in the movie.

And obviously I'm finding out that those two characters you never interacted or your brother and sister.

Yeah. There's like earlier scenes in theatrical cut that are not bad. But I understand him.

Just being like.

I don't know what.

This is not where the action is.

Right.

Um, but yeah, basically just got separated when the because she was at the orphanage.

And then I guess somehow ended up at the school. And they lost touch. I think it is. It turns out that she her tuition hasn't been paid at a certain point. Like some benefactor.

Whatever guardian. Right. But it's a reflection of like. If you are not born into class and wealth in this kind of society. Right.

Yeah. Like there are two pathways. They can put a man to work. And they can try to like finish a young woman to be married off to someone rich. Right.

And so she sort of sent into this like coddle training ground to try to make her a proper lady of value. And as he is sent to work for some well off family. Yeah. But for friends there, son. Yes.

Who's son? The rich family that. Right.

They are born to work for that other boy.

And they together in the woods when they witness. Right. My girls. We're watching to the top of the mountain. And then right.

Okay. Yeah. And then it. Yeah. Makes us effort to try to.

If not.

Rescue them at least try to follow up and understand what happened.

It just come after the go between the low sea film. Incredible movie. Thank you for shining in the question. That film came at 1971. I also based on.

I feel like there's some go between fleeting into this one. A movie that. My father's favorite movie of all time. It was the go between. It was a man.

No. Sorry. And so many mornings was his. No. That's the movie that my dad was like that movie.

This is about my life. Right. When I was at age. Right. The way my father reacted to Marcus Supreme.

That's you. That's the kid at the end. That's the way my father reacted to black phone too. God. I just wonder why your name was Jane Grabber.

Jane Grabber. Yeah. And then. But go between Todd Haynes use the score from go between. Oh yes.

Just use it. Just want to. And when I brought it up to him. He was like, yeah, rocks, right? Doesn't that move rock?

It does rock.

Also that book is incredible.

The book is incredible. I read it a few years back. It's incredible. But so right.

So you have Michael who's the English boy that the rich boy.

Who is just like haunted by that. No, I guess haunted by that he can't fix it. Right. Is that the same way to put it. He's like, he has these vivid dreams of Miranda where she sort of like, a bird.

Right. Or yes. Like, but like, it's like, it feels like he's also just like, I was there. I was watching. He was the last.

They were the last two people to see them. And I like let down. I'm wrong to say that like it feels like the film. There's something like a little rapy with those two. There's something at least like creepily voyeuristic about what they're doing.

They're like, look, a bunch of girls. They also just kind of appear in front of the movie is playing off the energy of something significantly worse and more inexplicable happening before. Yeah. Anything bad is able to happen from there.

Like if I was writing the mini series. Those boys would be suspect. Sure. Do you, yes. Yes.

It's quiet in the movie, but it is. You know, it's not hard to read that in. And then instead, they become almost obsessed with figuring it out. They almost feel a little amasculated by the fact that it's not. Yeah.

They can't solve it. They can't solve it. They can't be like Prince charming and save the princesses. But I also think part of it is the inexplicable nature of it is breaking their brains. But to witness something that they cannot even get their heads around.

But his buddy is birdie Albert, right? Who's like Australian? Albert's the one who finds Irma. The one who doesn't disappear. But doesn't know what happened.

Yes. And like her feet are untouched. Right. So it's like it's not even. It's like she does seem to have maybe been suspended and returned.

Does he go pass out? Hands up with the same bruises. Yes. And then when they find him, he has the the swath of cloth in his hand. In total.

You know, it's Michael who does. Yeah. And then Albert goes to the rock after that happens. Yeah. He doesn't know what happened.

And then Albert is the one who guessed where counts the dream. Where he guessed it's sort of revealed that Sarah was his sister. Yeah. I guess. And that she.

In this dream essentially said, I've got to go. And then she's revealed that she, you know, threw herself off the building. And crashed for the greenhouse. That's at the end of the movie. Well, not yet.

You're jumping all the way down. I'm just telling you. As we're saying the whole other thing is that she's told. Mrs. Applebeam said had mistress. Yes.

Yeah. That they're behind on the payments. Right. And she's also doing the brass tax of like the great tragedy in her eyes of three girls going missing

Is that three fewer tuition.

Yes. In the immediate beyond even the fact that now reputation of the school. They're surrounded with these horrible fucking vibes.

And the business is never going to recover from this.

Yeah. So yeah, I don't think I want to send my kid to the hanging. Not school. But so just as a way to immediately cut costs. She's just letting them to looming rock.

Right. Yeah. Maybe backbone to school or whatever. Let's kick this free loader to the curb. Yes.

Yeah. She's a lot more cool and merciless. And she's, you know, expresses she had a terrible experience at the orphanage. Yeah. But she, I don't know.

But then, but the headmistress in the end.

And it's like, she's like coping with something too. It almost feels like.

Well, I think she had a connection to her colleague who we haven't really mentioned.

Is also one of the people that disappears. Mm. Totally. Yes. Right.

And there's some kind of like maybe there. There's some sexual harassment. Yeah. It's a hard time going on. There's it's very hard to read.

Yeah.

And to some of the stuff.

But it feels like it's there. I believe it's right. But because then there's also Jackie Weaver. Yes. Who is sleeping with that guy.

The sort of groundskeeper. Yeah. They kind of have like a goss-ford park up there. This goes between anything. Yeah.

Right. Exactly. And you get the sense that the headmistress is kind of pissed off about that. Yes. You guys are having sex.

Yes. Yes. But this is all stuff that's happening in the movie where you are like, What am I to grab on? Yeah.

Like, what's the plot?

Like, what is the girls have already left the hanging rock?

Right. The girls are gone. Now I'm with everybody who sort of grasping on for an explanation or a way to proceed. The detail of the teacher who disappeared. Sorry, again.

I don't remember anything. This is the crowd. I'm a smickron. Is witness by the girl who runs off. Yes.

That she is just in her underwear walking around. Weird. What's going on there? What happened was she hypnotized, possessed. Like, it's, I don't know.

I think they were horned up. I think that rock was horned him up. There's a hot day. It's a hot day. It's a hot day in today. Yeah, and then there's this true. You know, they've discovered. And there's this moment where Irma is brought to say goodbye to the girls and they're all hanged. That's great. They're doing like a dance lessons. It's like those wooden boards that they're all holding onto that are suspended from strings, right? To like do their posture, right? I see what they're doing. They're like their ballet. They're do ballet stuff. And then they all just go feral and start screaming up because they're like you did it like it's your fault. They want they are the American critics.

Explained it. So the mystery. I think not to simplify it. We can just be like we can't simplify it and we leave it to you.

You're saying now we the podcast. Exactly. Now that we've said that, you can also go ahead and simplify it. We all acknowledge that yes, part of it is just kind of like I don't claim to have the ultimate reading, but this is what I I feel while watching this movie. We talked about it a bit in our uh, uh, uh, true grit, uh, episode in our Cohen series. But that like the ending of that film, which I find so powerful is kind of like this young girl is broken by this experience. Because after this going on this fucking adventure that like leaves her down in arm, but also has these like high highs and low lows, the notion of like great and now go to finishing school and like make yourself right a proper wife for someone to buy and like,

you know, funnel into the system is just a thing that you cannot wrap her head around anymore. And I think a lot of this movie is about to me, in my view, a society that is not giving these women any outlet to ever like Express any emotions or autonomy. So all these things of like what are these like repressed unspoken things going on beneath the surface. It's not that the movie isn't communicating them to us. It is that these characters do not even see a pathway to being able to communicate them to each other, or perhaps even admit them to themselves.

Right. And what is like motivating them to go to that rock is like being horned up, but it's also this feeling of like Jesus Christ, or we just like stuck on this conveyor belt for the rest of our fucking lives. And I think it's part of what makes everyone so freaked out about them disappearing is to a certain degree. It's like, well, this is scary. What ominous kind of unknown thing is looking around here, but also other than that, what's our future, we're all going towards the exact same fucking thing.

Don't like it. No. And like, you know, this girl gets told that she's going to get kicked out of the school. She immediately is like, well, I guess it's suicide. There's like no third option for these people. And not that the group of girls go to the rock with ideations of death to begin with, but it's more just this feeling of like exploration of is there anything else out there, even for a moment before we have to return to like the straight line we're expected to walk on.

Because the world of this movie is very small.

There's something about how limited the scope is of the world. This is contained within the fact that, you know, we see the police coming in and trying to solve it, but the movie doesn't zoom out to like this becoming a national news story.

In a way that really, really broadens it's aperture. You're stuck in this like very kind of claustrophobic existence the whole time. And death is like kind of the only way out of it. Sure.

I mean, that is the way out for Sue and we learn it's the way out for Mrs. Afoyard, right? Like, she comes for them all. She goes to the rock climbs it and dies is what we're told, right? Like her body was found. She frigging jumps off or she jumped off. Yeah, and let loose, lost her day in mind. Can I give you my read on what I think that you're like the Australian cop at the.

Yeah, I think, and this is just, you know, how I've always read the movie, they go inside the slit in the rock, Bill and Ted are just there with their phone.

Totally. And they're like, come with us. We're going to go see so great. They bring them to San Diego in the 80s and they have a grand old time and they're like, if you don't mind, we'll stay here. I mean, Bill and Ted fuck. Each other are, they sure. The medieval babes, what are you talking about? They're married. They have children. Yeah, one of those played by Jackayman. Yeah. Cool. And some are weaving. Also, that movie once in COVID, it's gone. I remember having a totally fine time.

I've been pushing to do it on Patreon. We had it on this schedule for a moment. We did think about it. We did. We can bring it back. Yeah. I just love all three of those movies. Same. Yeah. They're great. They're fun. Yeah. So the second one is so good. The bogus journey one. That movie distresses me as a child.

Well, it's, because it's weird. It's very scary. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like bogus journey.

Someone with the death. I don't think I've ever seen it. Oh, Jane. Cool. But, cool. I would have guessed that bogus journey was like one of the most influential films on your work. I've seen parts of it on Comedy Central. You're sure you clearly have gotten there without having seen it. Yeah. Yeah. But I would strongly recommend you see. You know what else I haven't seen? What princess bride. You know what? That's one for me too. I've seen the princess bride like once, maybe.

But like it's one of those movies that's canonical for people that I am like, I don't have much of a relationship with that movie.

The other big one for me that I think it might finally be time for, because I just had an idea yesterday for like,

not a gender shop, like more of like a moral swap. They could make take good and make it evil, is forest gump. Well, hey now. I mean, you're on a something that's a good, good starting point. Right. So your idea is to take forest gump and turn them into a good character. No, yeah. Exactly. Yeah. See what I did there, Ben. I liked it.

I've never seen forest gump, but I know, I know the idea. It's quite a film.

Forest gump is fucking stupid and bad, but also, you know, pretty watchable. I watch. I've been on a Zemeckas kick. I watched him. He's made some amazing movies. Who framed Roger Abbott. I watched for the first time in a while. What a movie. What a picture. The best. Unbelievable. It's my favorite. I think I was actually the last time I was on here, maybe talking a lot about the polar express, because I had just watched it for the first time.

And so we covered him the years ago. We covered him. Deepest darkest pandemic. Yeah. And we spent a lot of time thinking about the man. But David, I, my daughter loves the polar express. And David has been stuck in a hell of polar. It's not a hell. It's a strange world. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it.

So, you know, I watched it before I had kids and I was like, what a weird waxy movie. And then I watched it with my daughter on TV and I was like, yeah, but at least she likes it or whatever. Then I took it to see it in theaters, the Nighthawk had it. It's not kind of rips. It's also skipping over 80 additional times she made you watch it.

I've seen a lot. That movie is like, whatever. What do they call this like thing?

People say my movies are like where it's kind of like, like a liminal. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like that's a liminal movie. It that polar express is a liminal movie. I don't think your movies are cool though. They're not liminal like polar express. Like your like because to me, liminal which of course is in the eye of the beholder.

But like it's like you're in the train car of the polar express and you're like, I can imagine this going on forever. I'm in hell. Right. Exactly. Like I go to a train car looks the same. You know, it fit in and that movie is salad fingers. And now we're getting a liminal space movie this year, right? Yeah. The back rooms.

Yeah. Totally. Directed by like a 19 year old, which I'm all for. I'm like, "Yes, let's have 19 year olds make creepy boss to move. And the train doctor's in that, right? Yeah. He's going to be there. Yeah.

It's going to be like, "Wow, come to that border.

That little hot hot hot hot hot hot hot. I mean, it's something that my daughter has not clocked and I keep waiting to see if she ever does. Where I'm like this movie is sinister. He's not nice. He's really weird in mean to them. He's quite mean.

Yeah. And I know that's sort of the bit of like always kind of stern, but like, you know, he's got a part of it.

So it doesn't kid who I feel reacts to those things. Yeah, but she likes the rules. You know, and there's a lot of rules in Polar Express, a tremendous amount of rules. Right. One of them, of course, being feel free to put ice cubes inside your hot chocolate. Oh, no. Never, never let it cool. Number, this film came out during the box of us.

He's skipping so far ahead. He was about to tell us number five. The film came out in Australia in 1974.

Do you have any final thoughts on picnic at hanging rock?

Well, I had to create the space to leave it open. Oh, should I just play pan flute there? Yeah, do that with the box and click in there? Yeah. The film came out in Australia in 1975. But then, you know, sort of slowly works the way around the world.

It does make a lot of money on Australia. It doesn't come out in America as far as I can tell, Griff, until 1979. Well, February 2nd year of the year. Year of there you go. Yeah, there we go. Number, so I'm finding that I'm giving you the box of a week for the 2nd February 1979.

Okay. Okay. Number one of the box of us is a superhero film. It's been number one for like two months. It's about movie. It's called Superman. Superman. Do you come about Superman, Jane?

Who's that? Christopher. Where's he? He's kind of a Superman. Is that guy who played Atticus Finch?

No. He's a newspaper. He's a newspaper.

I've actually never seen the original Superman.

Pretty good. I should watch it. Richard Donner. 75% of it is the best shit on it. Is it Brando? Yeah.

Oh, I got to see it. Brando has been tightly woven into a cryptonean suit. Should I watch them?

I haven't seen the new Superman, but I kind of wanted to.

Yes. Yes. Maybe I should do them both back to back and skip everything in between. Yeah. You'd be fine if you did that absolutely.

Number two of the box office is a comedy. A comedy. An ensemble comedy. It's an anthology. It's an ensemble anthology comedy.

It's a comedy comedy. From Kentucky Fried Movie, isn't it? No. Think airplane worse than those two movies. Or think less cool than those movies.

But it is anthology. It's not like sort of. The groove tube. No. Less cool than Kentucky Fried movies.

Too early for an ensemble women on the moon. No. So you guys again, you're thinking cool. It's real. No.

It's not even lame. It's just like very mainstream comedy of the era. Yeah. One of the big comedy figures of this era. Oh, oh.

Is it the Neil Simon? It's the hotel one. Yes. He made multiples. But this is one of them.

Yes. It's called. It's a one. An academy. He made multiple.

There's multiple ensembles. Correct. And that hotel. And it's going to be like four mini stories about people with a friend or a room.

This is California sweet. Which is Matthew Smith one. First or second. Second. She's good in it.

I've never seen California sweet.

Bill Cosby's in it. Great. And Richard prior. Well, yeah. I don't know.

I don't have a cane. Yeah. Jane Fonda, Walter Mathau, Elaine May. Okay. Richard prior, Maggie Smith.

Pretty fun. No, it's not. It's okay. It's like one of the four stories is pretty good. The Maggie Smith one.

One's okay. The Richard prior one. Like it's, and one of them is kind of bad. You know what I mean? It's like made like three billion dollars a dresser for inflation.

Made forty two million dollars. Wow. It was a big hit. The box office is something I have never heard of. Look at that.

That's exciting. Okay. It's okay.

I'm not going to tell you what it's called because you have to gas some more.

Okay. So it's, there was a book. Okay. Like it's a non-fiction book. Okay.

Twenty million copies of it were sold. Okay. The secret. It is a treatment of what I want to call dispensational pre-millennialism comparing end time prophecies in the Bible with current end time prophecies.

Right. Of the time. Aha. So it's like doing all that stuff. This book gets turned into a film narrated by Orson Wells.

Fuck. That's just him being like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, like, and talking about all this shit. I know this movie. You do?

Yeah. Because it's like a bizarre cure. It is. It's not called, fuck. It's not called the final something, isn't it?

No. I'll tell you what it's called. Yeah. The leaked, great planet Earth. Well.

Okay. That's a different movie. That was thinking. Okay. Oh, that's what it is.

I just, when I watch like old fiscal neighborhoods, they will rail about how like once a year there's a movie like this. Yeah. Yeah. And they were like the weird faith-based box office. Yeah.

There's the search for Noah's arc.

It's like a really big one.

Yeah. A couple years later. They would also use.

There would be movies that was just like we have a hot air balloon.

And we took some fucking pictures of the grand finale. The people didn't have like, you know, other ways to see that. That's like color. That's an early or more innocent time. By the time you get to the 70s, there's a documentary that's like,

Did we film and interview with God? It costs you $2 to find out. And people would rush out and they'd be like, no. And they're like, oh, we got your money. And they'd run for the hills.

Number four of the box office is an action comedy that was a gigantic hit. In 1979, is it so for sure? No. It stars a guy who didn't make a lot of comedies. And in fact, we wanted to talk about him indirectly with Jane.

And this is a way to do it. Here we go. It is one of the two Clyde the orangutan move. It is one of the two films in which Clint Eastwood acted alongside. You want to talk about Clint with me?

No, we wanted to talk about Sally. This is where we're building up rage. I forgot to do it last time. Yeah. We got to do it before this episode.

But what the film is called? Okay. The first one. I mean, you've seen either movies or something. Which is kind of how much it up with him.

I haven't. It's actually insane that I haven't seen. A lot of my like movie knowledge comes from the critic. Yeah. Sure.

I feel like there are a couple bits on the critic out of this. Yeah. I just feel like one of my top. Five favorite movie stars of all time is a monkey. Totally.

Like I actually monkey on camera.

Did you see the news yesterday about Kenan and Cal meet Frankenstein?

Yeah, I did. I did. I got, yeah. I just booked this country back. This country's back on the right track.

I hope they do them all. There had better be a tie-in orange sort of it. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're better.

They don't belong experts. Yeah. Do you know what I love about it most of all? They buried the hatchet within five days of shooting. They were not speeding.

Those are their real names, right? They have the right to use their real names. Sure. That's right. It feels like this movie is not legally affiliated with the middle of the show.

Yeah. That's right. So I'm really fascinated to see how they play themselves in a new way. Right. Like, are there going to be like weird legal lines of light?

It may be kelp's mouth. Melchel can love soda. But orange soda is owned by Nikolot. Well, I love orange soda. And I hope he held us.

He was kind of stupid. Was that, like, kelp's kind of a color. And like, was easily tricked. Yeah. And Keenan was the skimmer.

Keenan was always like, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to do all this crazy stuff. So honey moaners. Yes. You're going to only imagine what's going to happen when they be frank. Yeah.

Frank and science monster too. But also, I think the classic thing. It better be a lorty. He's just doing the exact same thing.

The classic Keenan kelp thing is that kills always a little smarter than you think you.

Yeah. Kel has kind of like a sort of writing. Right. That's right. At the end of the year.

And soon it gets to itself up with. Right. He overthinks it. They should get a lorty. And who's who's Maggie Jellin Hall's bride.

Yeah. Yeah. They should get Jesse Buckley as the bride. What's the film called, Griff? Okay.

So I always get the two titles. Just try. Let's call comedy. Any which way you can. That is the sequel.

The original was called. Any which way but loose. Every which way. This is. But I always mess.

In which. Yes. Clint Eastwood. Bareknuckle brawler. Rooms the American West looking for loss.

Love a company by his brother manager. Orville who is played by Jeffrey Lewis. And in a rangatine called Clyde. What? Sounds like straight out of the Australian new wave.

It does kind of a humongous movie. Directed by James Fargo, who's one of his guys. Was like maybe Clint Eastwood's biggest hit at the time. You made $105 million. Which is like humongous.

There were like 10 movies in history that it made $100 million at that point. What did you want to say about Sally? Sorry. Just this is the Sally space. This is your chance to jump to me.

Is to run a Sally tumbler? Correct. Yeah. Who are you? Nard War.

Am I wrong about that? You're correct about that. Thank you. What was it called? My Sally fan art.

'Cause I told people you were doing art in peaks written in the finale episode. And multiple friends of mine were like, you got asked Jane about the Sally talk. And then when the episode came out, several people on the Reddit said, I cannot believe they didn't bring up the Sally talk. I'm happy to hear this because I felt like the Sally tumbler never got it to do.

This is your mom. Yeah. To reclaim it. I think it's still exists. Yeah.

Tumbler.com/my Sally.

So basically here's what happened.

This is pre-movie. Oh, yeah. This was the real man, the real hero. Yeah. This was pre-transition.

This was, it was 2006. No. The movie had come out or was just coming out. Let me check the dates here. I had just quit my day job.

Movies 2016. I kind of had these like dark years between 2016 and 2019-20.

That were sort of like my trans.

This is one of the main coping mechanisms. It was my most advanced. Yeah. Yeah. I think I saw something in it.

I was trying to find my voice. That voice that people love so much. No. And a lot of that was going into. The concede was sort of like.

You kind of tearing pages out of moleschool books. Yeah. It was tearing a page out of moleschool notebooks. And I was doing little one panel comic strips. Where Sally is like.

I think as we now know him to be like, um, just like a hero of our time.

But yeah. But then I, yeah. I was interested in like the Sully backstory. Sending you guys in the image from it. Thank you.

You're welcome. Do you know that Dave and I like whole hearted. There's a big Sully thing. We, we defend that movie really hard. I don't think I ever actually saw the movie.

That was the other thing. Wow. I hadn't seen the movie. It was so powerful. You have imagined a whole movie of that.

No. I think that, and that was where the comics came from. My Sully fan art was sort of like, um, you don't have a man like Sully. Who's real very often. It's a man and the mythology.

I mean, that's the fucking the drive songs about real hero. Yeah. Real human being. No. And it, um, it's true.

It's, I feel like it was a different time to have a, you know, a fascination with Sully in 2016. I feel like now post there are her soul season two. That's true. We were so fucking ahead of that curve.

Yeah. You don't drove me crazy. People text and saying, you got to watch the rehearsal. Yeah. You're going to love it.

Why? Because someone else stood up for Sully. Yeah. When we've been here doing the work for fucking years. Me as well.

They tried to rally us. 2016 or 17. Three of us were doing the work. Yeah. I think the ground.

I gave Sully a sidekick. Name Tully. Who is his. There's also little Sully. There's a child.

Sully's dad gives him advice. Sully's dad is a character.

And his dad is kind of always like, if you ever have to land an airplane.

On, because they're a bird, you know, he's sort of, there's a lot of that. Yeah. Oh, he's constantly fighting birds. Yeah.

Do you folks know, since we've already like spoiled black phone, too?

Yeah. Do you know the ending joke of, um, a daddy's home, too? Yes. We've talked about it on this podcast. Do you know what James?

No, tell me. He's home. Obviously. It's like, well, Ferrell. Don't set up the first daddy's.

I'm going to go. Quickly. No. Mark Wahlberg. Well, Ferrell stepped ad versus birth ad coming back into the picture.

Oh, I got to watch that. And he's feeling immasculate. So if you're a couple, it loves it. It's okay. Hold on.

Because I actually didn't know. What's the movie called? It's daddy's home. Daddy's home. Daddy's home.

He's home. He's home. He's home. Yeah. He's home.

He's home. He's home. Obviously. It's like, well, Ferrell.

Don't set up the first daddy's home.

So the reveal at the end of the movie is that they're actually father and son. Mark Wahlberg remarries. And she goes, like, unfortunately, you are going to have to meet the father. My children. My ex husband.

And he shows up. And it's John Cena. And it's like, oh, here's the guy who can amasculate Mark Wahlberg. Now, right. It gets, it gets passed down.

Right. So the second movie is now in there. They're a blended family. Cena's in there. They're all getting along.

But there's a little tension between them. But now the grandfather's coming in. And so the chain is Will Ferrell. Or Will Ferrell's dad is John Lythko. Got it.

Mark Wahlberg's dad is Mel Gibson. Oh. And they saved John Cena's dad for the end of the movie. And the reveal is that it is Captain Soleil Solumberger playing himself. That's great.

And that's great. It's the only man who could amasculate me. Yeah. I do like that. And I'm glad that Soleil got a pitch.

Yeah. And probably like, pretty good residual. Yes. Yeah.

Did you want to say anything about water before I move on to number five of the box office?

Yeah. You also, you're fluent in water. Okay. Yeah.

When you first came in here for the, the last episode.

You blocked the water. There's a lot of candy. There's a big water. Yeah. And you said, oh, we got to talk about water.

And then we forgot to do it. Now we can write that wrong. It's the moment. It actually. I have a friend.

My oldest friend who is a big fan of the blank check podcast. Shout them out. That's crazy. Because that's the podcast you're on right now. Oh, but up, Bob.

Okay. We grew up together. And it was like, hi, Bob. Yeah. We had this sense of humor, right?

Like, um, or like, a water. You know, you go. You're looking for the things that don't quite add up in pop culture. In the year 2000 or whatever. 99.

When? 99. Yeah. And we were collecting those Pepsi cans. Absolutely.

And I feel like it was like my brain was still small enough. Yeah. And it was such a big event. Those prequel, it was like, oh, this is going to be like, this is. We're about to get our cannon.

Yeah. Like, we kids. Our parents got it.

It was Luke.

It was chewy. Right.

We're about to get our cannon.

It's these guys. Well, and they were pushing water. So hard.

I think because of him being a CGI like visual effects breakthrough.

Yeah. You watch the movie. And he's like, Jew. He is in fact a flying pastry. He's a bit of a shy lock.

And he's like a very unsavory character in the film without having the coolness of a villain. He's also a slainer. He has a slainer. He has a slainer in a gambling attic. There's a good mad TV sketch.

Do you remember that one? Oh, about water? Yeah. Where they go to like they go to like George Lucas's ranch. And he's like showing them the new characters.

And it's just like, here's like. And jamama. Mada. Yeah. Right.

The jar jar discourse is so loud at the time. Yeah. The water and the guy's right. And the Namoidians almost got shot. Yeah.

There's a second. Right. And I think we all are like of the same broken brain. We're even in 1999. We were like, we were able to see that there's something about water.

There's something about water. I think it's true like struggled back around 10 to 15 years later. I feel like water also has like, There's something like very donkey Kong about water. Like water just straight out of the like,

not that not the Nintendo the rare universe.

I was going to say donkey Kong country. You're speaking my language. There's there's some banjo cause you energy to water. Yeah. Right.

I mean, thank you for it. And let's let's just, you know, put it in the parlance of these times. Water is a scenery tour. He is. Hey, what do you mean by that?

If you're going to scene with water, you're going to get out acted. And look. We need these in a bit. That's the stick. Yeah.

That's the thing that we have. That's great. And then you find out who cellys father is. Yeah. I mean, let me put it in the parlance of our day.

Water was straight up or a farming. And I don't say this to glaze him. Oh, my God. But the man was absolutely serving. So weird.

The quagon is like, I'll break any rule. I'll train. I'll train a kid. I'll look gamble for his life. Right.

I'll bring him, you know, because. And then the kids like can add my mom. And he's like, you know, things are done a certain way here. All right. I'm not going to just take your slave mom from water.

Yeah. There's a ship's a little crowd. One one slave in the bet. This is not Jedi. Mine trick.

Water says that. Excuse. They don't work on him. They don't work on me. I don't.

They don't. Yeah. Yeah. So he can't. He can't be.

And of course, water, instead of flipping a coin, rolls a chance cube to produce a red

or blue outcome. Part of the perfect water is that like, I feel like the name. Water.

That was the first draft.

Yep. I think we did a good job. Number five of the box offices are romantic drama about ice skating. What to call? Well, it's not.

Uh, the cutting edge. No. Uh. Famously, it serves Robbie Benson, who is best known as the voice of the beast on the video archives podcast.

In a beauty in the beast, they did. That's right. And of, and recently's on severance. Who is the female lead of this movie? Uh, her name is Colleen Duhurst.

Yeah. A big sort of theater actor. Yep. Mm-hmm. This movie is called, is it called the something?

No. Fuck. I'll tell you what it's called. And change the hearts. No.

Castle. Yeah. There we go. There we go. Okay.

So that's uh, the top 5DL. You've also got uh, the further adventures of the wilderness family. What the hell is that? Sounds good. That's a Jane-esque title.

Yeah. I better than to chat you if you can. You should look into that at IP. See if anyone's got a hold on there right now. That is a sequel to a movie called "Adventures of the Wilderness."

And I really have some surprise. Uh, I don't know. Looks like some kind of like, you know, uh, um, little house on the prairie adjacent shit. Um, you've got the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings,

which rocks and is insane. Yeah. But if you did Lord of the Rings, too, I thought he just didn't the Hobbit. No. So the Hobbit was ranked in bass.

Nothing is okay. And then there's the insane Ralph Bakshi, uh, what's, you know, retrace over it. What's it called? Roscobe, Lord of the Rings.

It is so weird to nightmarish. It's got all kinds of cool stuff. It unfortunately ends in the middle of the two towns. And then he can return to the camp. And then there is a crappier return to the King animated movie.

Yeah. But that was all that ever existed until Peter Jackson. Number eight is the Sean Connery movie The Great Train robbery. Oh, sure. Number nine is a movie called movie movie.

Yeah. That's a strange old song. It's sort of... Stay in the movies. It's Stanley Donan's Grind House.

I'm not kidding you. Dynamite hands a boxing movie. And Backstreet's beauty of 1933 is sort of gold diggers. It's basically him doing two different golden age pasties. And there's any fake trailer in the middle.

Yeah. Yeah. I wasn't kidding. It's his grind. Wow.

Movie movie is like AI think an incredible title.

Yeah. And be it is a fun concept.

It's also fascinating that any time anyone's tried to do this,

it has not worked.

The public has said fuck you.

And then number ten. And then number ten. Wrong every time. Yeah. Right.

That's rocked. Number ten is across the Great Divide. What is that? To film a Western. Okay.

Robert Logan. Whatever. Doesn't matter.

I have to go see the same movie movie in the second.

Oh, we got around. That's a humble brag. Sure. You were saying I got to go this whole time. I thought you got to make pasta dinner for your family.

No, it's why I could do a later pod today because I have a screening. Well, well, I have to go to the fortress of doom aka Disney headquarters. Yeah. Yeah, I'm in there. No.

I should let you in. I haven't, I didn't mean. Let you mess around with some stuff. They should let you develop a live action. Where's water?

Where do you keep them? Where's water is not a bad title. I'll tell you some water rights stuff off. Like. But I feel like it's about time Jane that you attach yourself to some random live

action Disney remake that never actually happened.

Right. Yeah. That seems to work out well for everyone here. Yeah. Yeah.

Perfect. Not like a bad as good mileage as everyone involved in that hanging rock case. It's one of those. A lot of people just kind of disappear. Yeah.

Thank you for joining us. Thank you for being here. Thanks for having me. This is a fun.

Very excited to see the new film, which will hopefully come out sometime.

Yes. Calendar year. Yeah. This year. And you were working on by coal.

Cool a ship. But with rocks. Yeah. That's what you're doing. Right.

Nothing else to plug. The book will be out in the fall. That's right. That's yeah. Yes.

It's like a 600-700 page novel. Hell yeah. You wait. You wrote an kind. Yeah.

I wrote an kind. What's Richard Brody. What's the book called? The book is called Public Access After World. Very cool.

I think it's good. It's a novel. It's a novel. It's going to be my dream. This is my.

This is my opus. Music to my ears. Nothing better. And any painful. Yeah.

Yeah. Play it up again. Uh. My solid fan art. Still.

My solid fan art. Still on Tumblr. Yeah. Yeah.

If you want to see my true first.

First project. Um. And yeah. I saw the TV glow obviously. And uh.

We're all going to the world's fair. The best. Yeah. Uh. On our privilege.

I had the answers. Thank you. To be here. Oh my god. So fun.

Music's really chilling man. Well, hey. And that's a spoil for the listeners. But recording episode tomorrow. We are in fact.

What are we doing tomorrow? Um.

They'll have come out like two months earlier.

We're doing mailbag and return to office. Or know we've been back. We're trying to produce a parent. Yeah. Which you'll have heard.

Yes. Last week. Great. Uh. Thank you all for listening.

Thank you Jane for being here again. Uh. Two and next week. Four. Four.

Two. Two. Two. Two. Six.

The last wave. The last wave. Of course. Two and next week. For the last wave.

Uh. With our body. Uh. Bend David. Uh.

Grubinsky. Return to the show. Well, so has a new movie coming out. And as always. I just gift to you the listenership.

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