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reporting that Melissa and I are married. We're going to talk about hobo sexuals. We're going to talk about Trump's beef with the Pope. Malani is speech on Epstein. Blue Wave midterms, hopefully on the horizon.

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I just had like a, where'd it go? I knew where it was, but it just asked me where'd it just told you. Oh no, that's a renters insurance is good for though. 'Cause it covers like laptops and stuff. So if you lose your laptop someplace else?

“You have to pay like the, at least for my policy,”

I think I have to pay like a $500 deductible and they'll replace it. But I think I have to call them and tell them that I wanted electronics covered and they did it. Okay. Because I do lose shit a lot.

You lose important things? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to say you said, okay, so serious.

Like, yeah. No, no, no, I mean, I'm trying to think I hate losing things. I mean, I don't get, I don't drive joy from it. No, no, no, no, no, no, but like, I misplace things a lot. I don't actually lose them if that makes sense.

Oh, okay. I end up finding, and sometimes I'll buy another thing. Okay. And then I'll find it and then just return the other thing. Oh, you do.

Okay.

See, I would never, I don't have that kind of follow-through.

I'll listen, I are the same like that. We're like, whoa. Messing.

“Well, we'll just have like four of the same thing.”

Well, that's a thing. Fine. But I, you know, okay. So you know what would happen to me all the time? I hate traveling without headphones.

Melissa Malbranch, Melissa no middle name Malbranch. I got on, so I had to go to DC, which is my least favorite place on earth. Is it really? Yes. And I texted CJ and I said, next time someone tries to book me in DC, police say no.

I'm going to be in DC in public. Okay, thoughts and prayers because when I was there, so I get on the cam track, which is already, I'm already, I'm already upset. I'm already upset. Okay.

And this was after that guy recognized me. Yep. That was my wife loves you and took a photo of me looking to shoveled. So I get on the cam track. I love that, actually.

And after years of these headphones working, no problems, beautiful, incredible sound, noise cancelling, just what you need when you're on cam track.

Even if you're in the choir car, there's always some guy.

Well, so, I just want to block everybody out. Yeah. And I needed to lock in on a couple documents. These headphones sent me, do not resuscitate notice. D and R on my headphones gone after years, and it was like a four-hour train ride.

Even I was talking about this earlier about things that happen, and it's like, oh,

“and then you feel bad, like, this is the thing that you're upset about, but this is”

your life. Yeah. You know what? It is my life.

And I'm never going back to these scenes.

But it's not like, you don't care about things that are happening to other people, but you're allowed to be annoyed about that. I was going to lock in, put on white noise, and work on someone's asylum application. It was actually to help someone else. Like, I did really need those headphones, and then I knew you.

So I did buy a $10 pair to just keep in my bag at all times for emergencies. Yep, yep, yep, yep, here's what happens to me, though. I do that. And then I leave them somewhere. So then what ends up happening is the first part of my commute, I would get off, and

there was an Apple store. So I would go into the Apple store, and I would buy new corded headphones, because I like left my AirPods at home. And you also need to be able to talk to me on the phone at all times. And all the time.

While we're walking in. Correct. And so what ends up happening is that I have this collection. It was a good nest of like all of these headphones, because I've bought them repeatedly. A tank old.

They're all just a tank old nest, just a nest of them. Yeah, it's like when they open the wall in our house, when I was a kid, and there was like a nest of mice in there. It's like that. This is sidebar.

“Let's get into a sidebar of just a little personal story.”

What's going on in our lives?

What's happening with you, me? What's happening? Me and you. You're nice. You're nice.

I got my toast on my friend picked out. So I am a friend. She is so not. I love her so much. But Jesus Christ, sometimes the choice is she makes stylistically, I'm like girl for herself

for you. For herself. Okay. So we're getting our nails done. And she's picking.

And I'm like, oh, let's pick a color. She picks neutral. For the toes. No, no, no. No, no, no.

Light green. I'm like, what? Like green? Like green? No, I'm asking her.

Oh, okay. I'm like pick a different one. Yeah. Next one. Light brown.

But is that the next one? Yeah. It's very like pottery teacher coded. Like it's very, it's very shops at Cheekos. Cool.

Yes. Yeah, it's very. Birth, do learn. Do a lot. Yeah.

Which one? You know what? I would say birth. Okay. Yeah.

Because there is a difference. No, there's of course. I actually thought about being a deaf duer. I would like for you. My second.

In my half in one day, you're so annoying. Not me thinking deaf duer is just shoot people. I was actually talking to my sister-in-law about this over the weekend. She was like, well, someone killed me and you were like, actually. And stuffy.

“And she was like, oh, you know, you should look.”

You probably would like that. And then my mom. My mom was there. And she was like, oh. Oh.

Oh. She was like, what is that? Now that you sort of help people transition over. And then you also help their families. My mom was like, it was just straight based emoji.

Magally. I feel like it's really hard to wrap your head around getting into that. But once you're like in that space, I bet it's probably pretty. You get you straight. I feel like it would be very rewarding.

I think that, you know, the other thing I think. And this is just, it's a short relationship. Do you know what I mean? You're like, you do, you help the people. Yeah.

And then you're, you're done, right? As opposed to like, I think regular jobs. You gotta see those people all the fucking time. And I don't want to. Sometimes.

Especially the one person that you hate.

There's always at the one person that you hate.

Becky from finance. Yeah. It's like, Karen from HR, we don't want to see you. Go back to your office. No.

You know, the person that I hate the most. Oh, of course. Yeah, I know. I hate that person so much. We can't talk about him.

It's CJ. He's in the studio right now. Wait, Fox News is reporting that you and I are married. Yes. Did you see that?

Did you see that? Did you see that? Oh my God. I saw I sent it to a mutual friend. I was just like, look at this.

And she was like, what? Yeah. Speaking of HR, exactly right. HR called me and said, you can't have a relationship with your coals. Well, we're men.

And it's so. I heart radio. HR calls me. We are though, like.

I mean, to clear the record, they did not call me. Oh, they didn't. No. HR and exactly right.

“And I heard, I think, are both gay men that I've slept with.”

So they know we're not married. There's no way that they think. You're such a messy messy bitch. So Fox News picked up. I think one of my videos, which bots often pick them up.

Wait. And I can't do this. I know you can't do this. Michael, foot and his wife. [LAUGHTER]

Yes. My parents are going to be thrilled.

They're going to be like, finally.

I, we knew it was a phase. [LAUGHTER] He's been home a black wife. Twenty five. Twenty five.

Twenty five. Yeah, who's also like, a good 15 years older than he is. Intergenerational. Intergenerational. Intergenerational.

Renarant. No kids loves to thrift. It's definitely great. It has a cat. There'll be thrilled.

“So my dad's like value systems on who comes into the family is based off”

like what services you can provide. Okay. Okay. So when he likes Brad's an architect. Okay.

Okay. He's like great free architect. Okay. I go for like you. Okay.

So if you're going to be my, I guess, work wife. Yeah. You've got to think about like what value you can add to Kevin's. What is what is Kevin like? Um, I can cook.

I'm really good cook. Okay. Did you like food? Yes, he loves food. Okay.

I think that's great. I think you just figured it out. Okay. I think you would love that. Love is good conversation and a stiff drink.

Okay.

So I think I mean, you already got your podcast or so that's the first.

The conversation to go down. Sure. And I've seen your drink. Mm-hmm. You've met my dad.

I have met your dad. Yeah. We were married. He came out of the wedding. He gave me Michael's hand in marriage.

He was in love with me. It was lovely. Oh my god, Brad. That's one confused Madeline.

“That's why she said that you weren't coming.”

She was like, I thought you was supposed to marry him. Yeah. I'm trying so hard to like stop that shit because it's. I've. Now there are shoes.

I. It's all the crock. The crock. Yeah. So this week, I've been like.

Every time it pops up, I go pass it really fast. It's too. I don't want it. I need to banish it. I need to banish it.

I need to banish it. I will not die. In the name of Jesus. I will not die. Well, listen, every time she's is the video of the plane in a thunderstorm in over Africa.

It was, I, I think, the, I believe that they were going to Nigeria. I think they were as Nigeria. But I saw it on the Haitian innerwebs because we were like, that's us too. And, and so they were, they showed the difference between it. It was like a flight going to like Ireland that like got bumpy and people were just like,

basically very quietly. Yes. Praying. But Irish Catholic. Right.

But the plane that was going to Nigeria. People were like, they were praying out loud. And they were like, you know, asking God to save them. And my favorite one is in the name of Jesus. I will not die. I will survive. I say that to each other all the time. I just think I think it should be everyone's mantra. I do. I think it is like, you know, I'm not dying. And the name of whoever, right? But I'm not gonna die today. Today is not the day. It's an honestly we increasingly and I reckon need to say that more and more. It's we never know what's gonna happen. It's never good.

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Okay. Well, see, I'm already lost in the space count. I'm continuing. Not CJ laughing. Well, late. I was to the studio today. It's absolutely. We never recorded.

I don't really know. I did see a thing on my algorithm about why gay people are late.

“I think it's like a theory. I don't think there's like an actual science or doctor.”

Okay. Tell me the internet theory, which I think is just, I think it's just some gay person. I was like one guy. Yeah, go ahead. Gay person with Wi-Fi.

But what's the, what's the, is that the notion people have always had to operate on like a shortened timeline with their life because of disease, persecution, death.

It's crisis. So gay people like take on more responsibility and try and do more things and in less time. No, because assuming that they're not going to have a hundred years to get everything done. Okay. So that is like the theory. I don't know if that's been proven because for me, I'm like, I have so many exploit friends who are lazy pieces of shit who did nothing.

So I'm like, I don't know how true that is for to say for an entire population. Just deadbeat asshole. That's it. Lining in the gutter. Do you know what a hobo sexual is?

Excuse me. No. This is like, you're going to surprise me with this. And the next week we're going to have to have the hobo sexual specialist on the show. So a hobo sexual is, it's usually a man.

It's usually a man who is in a relationship with the woman and the guy is a loser. All right. And basically he's hanging on to you, the woman, because he's got nowhere else to go. He's a hobo, right? So he's a hobo sexual.

I can feel, I can feel the comments on this video. I mean, I was making, I didn't make it up. I heard it somewhere. And I thought it was really funny.

I've never heard of this before.

“You know what, I mean, I think that is something that I've heard on like, you know,”

like social media. Like social media. Or right. No, social media. That's geared towards women.

Right. So if that's not what you're talking about. So it's like playing on. It's a guy who's like, with you for your money and taking care of me is not working. Yeah.

He's not working. Contruding. Other thing that I, that I had seen once, that said.

when he goes back to her house to not do shit.

“I love the driving you'd mean to work though.”

I would love a little ride to work. That sounds kind of nice. Not do anything. Is he going to clean up, contribute a little bit? He does nothing.

He's a hobo sexual. It's like he goes, he drops you off. Okay. And he goes home. Probably drinks, probably smokes weed and watches.

What's the sport show that's on all the time? He did rivalry. I know. There's like a, there's like a wrong, wrong day. Sports center.

Sports center. Sports center. Sports center. Sports center. Sports center.

Sports center. Yeah. It's on a loop. Okay. The same shit.

Over. No. It's like every hour.

And it just starts over again.

A new sport. No. It's like the same shit. It's like the same 12 news item. And it keeps on going.

No. I swear to you. That is like, okay.

“So when I get too high, I will watch the same thing over and over again.”

Well, yeah. I think that might be what's happening. That's what's happening. That's what's happening. I was on a podcast.

It was an advice podcast. It's what called it. And their husband was home like Monday for like 10 days out of time. And then would travel for work for just in 10. Yeah.

Gotcha. Yeah. And he was doing nothing for the 10 days. And they were asking like, what do we do? Right.

What do I do with this man? Right. Who's just hanging out for 10 days straight? He did nothing. And then that was like the thing was shoot.

She was kind of like, well, he does cook. And he does take the kids to school. Oh. And I was like, oh, okay. Yeah.

It might be. No. It's a you problem. Yeah. Because when you said that she was saying that her husband did nothing.

I thought he was sitting in his underwear watching sports center. Yeah. You know what I mean? We have to talk about what's happening online right now. It's Trump has decided the one person that his base likes more.

He's going to take them on. And that person is the pope. No. No one in his base love Jesus, the pope. And then him.

And he was like, I'm going to go for one and two. The best part though is like. This is not a pope like any other pope. Yes. And I'll, oh, this is the other thing I wanted to tell you.

It's for the south side of Chicago.

The other, so he also, you know how I always say like nothing can happen to me.

Because I had the blood of revolutionaries running through my imagination. Yeah. So the pope, Pope Leo, is very distantly Haitian. Really? Yes.

Wow. I didn't know that. It's right. Oh, don't fuck with Asian people. It's like a wrong number one.

So I mean, and I just love. And I was looking to see. What percentage of the of Americans are Catholic? Catholic is about 20%. Oh, yeah.

That's a lot. That's a lot. And the majority of those Catholics are white Catholics comma. Oh, many Christians really GMF about the pope. Like they're they love not just Catholics like no a lot of people.

Pretty much hope. Yeah. Christians are like, he's our guy. He's the guy. Yeah.

So I mean, I'm sure there's going to be one weird sect of Christianity. He's going to be in the comments. Of course. Yeah. So we hate the pope.

And it'll be someone. Yeah. So. Jepadaya. Sorry.

Is he killed? That has happened to the distant book of jepadaya. But yeah. So here's the tea. This is a breakdown of what happened.

So Trump. The pope started beefing on the internet. Trump trumped it a photo of him as Jesus. Okay. So if it's the one that I think that you're talking about, right?

Where he's. Yeah. He's a deity. Correct. And he's and he's over somebody laying hands on them.

Yes. In the background. So I didn't realize this. So originally in the background. It's like three military people like soldiers with like their gear on.

Right. Okay. And then he changed it. And so there are two like soldiers. And the one thing in the middle is like a horned demon.

And so here's a thing. Do you hear what I'm saying? Don't I sound insane. But this is why I do disassociate sometimes. And I feel like I have to talk to my doctor because I.

Oh yeah. Right. He edited it. He edited it. And added a demon.

Correct. And then also there's like light coming from his hands. But here's the thing.

“I this is why I think over a certain age you should take a test before you”

should have access to the internet because like a lot of this is like when you know they take the license away from grandma. Yeah. It should be like that. Because they're the ones who are clicking the the fishing.

But. No, no. But this is. It's in charge of a lot.

No, I know. Same as sleep. Important job. Yeah.

“He's president of the United States of America.”

And he's been in the United States of America. And so he took it down. Yeah. He was interviewed. Well, because everyone was his base was calling him anti-Christ.

Of course. But my favorite thing about this though is that he was asked. He was like, Oh, yeah. I, yeah, I put it up and I took it down. Yeah.

Actually, I really thought that it was a photo of me depicting me as a doctor or healer. Who was the red quest. I did post it. And I thought it was me as a doctor.

And now, here's the thing.

Let's say I'm willing to. That's the kind of the driving insane. Let's say I wanted to believe that he thought that it was a photo of him. Healing people. Like a doctor.

You're not a doctor though. Like you're not a doctor. He's got a malpractice lawsuit now. He's trying to explain. It's like.

Oh, it's me as a doctor. What? What do you mean? That's not your job honey. I don't think so, girl.

You're not supposed to be doing.

You're not supposed to be doing.

You're not supposed to be doing. He's not. He's not a doctor bitch. Like what? But the, for me, what was exciting?

He's doing well. I know. I know. This is 20 foot the men man.

“But for me, what was so exciting was how quickly the base turned on him.”

They turned on him so fast. His own like maga. I know. Red hat owning. I know.

People were like, Oh, bitch. Not this. This is the one thing. We were fine with the pedophilia. Sure.

They were fine with the abstain files. They were like, well, we're okay with you getting rich off of this. Sure. We love it. A quick war.

We'll send our kids. Yeah. Yeah. However. How'd we fuck ever?

Now you're beefing with the Pope. And that we cannot stand for. It will not stand. It will not stand. It will not stand.

And they will not sit. And this is. They will not die. In the name of Jesus. Not you, Trump. They're the real Jesus. Oh, my goodness. Real Jesus. Well, the real Jesus, please stand up and let us know. And why would you add a demon if you're the red cross? Yeah. Why is there a demon if you're the red cross? So CJ don't ask questions. Look at CJ asking logical questions. What's happening? Oh, CJ. Again, like I was talking the. About this the other day. Like the people who worship him because they do they're people who really love this man.

Even if they're not seeing it out loud. Yeah. But maggot amaga. Are you saying do you think he's okay? What's going on? Well, there's some real Tom and Jerry shit going on in the White House lately because Mamania like she burst out of through a wall like the coolade man and decide. Oh, yeah. And to give a statement about the Epstein files to go on the record. It truly is. Do you know that meme where it's like people are talking. It's like hello. And it's Melania's voice. She just like was like on a she just like jumped in, interjected for

absolutely no reason. No one was talking about Epstein. Nobody asked you. No and no one was talking specifically about her and Epstein. They were the whole world was talking about the the Warren Iran. Right. So now she's what she's done is she's made it so that more people are like, let me go. Let me see. Why she kind of yeah, I'm not sure. Let's let's look into it. So then they asked Trump. They were like, "Did you know she was doing this?" And he was like, "What? What?" And so then her husband is best friends

with Trump. So like they're up for her husband has a best friend. Custom, a couple's their friends.

“The husband told Trump to port my ex-wife this woman. How did her to port it to each other?”

Yes, yes. She then was threatening. We found all this out after Melania made this random statement. Okay. I don't know anything about Epstein. The the friend was like, "I'm going to tell everyone the T about Melania and Epstein." But she did that after Melania's statement. So we then found out why Melania made that statement she was trying to preempt it. Because she knew it was going to come out. Yeah. And the whole vibe of her friend saying that was very much like, "Pay me to shut up."

And we still haven't heard what that friend was going to say. I don't know. I mean, I think we've just, no one is driving the bus. Yeah, no. No one's driving the bus. The bus has got no brakes. Yeah. It were just carini. We're just going to the carini into a cap. But it's, okay, yes, exactly. What is happening to us? And nothing is going well.

And nothing's going well. Jady pants. I don't know what psychologically is wrong with me,

where I have never been like more energized in my life. Like what happened? I truly am like

environment. I mean, I think you're very busy because of what's the state of the United States.

Yeah, I guess yeah. And you are very invested in the work that you do every day. I'm like, oh, a new diva video. I can easily make one off of this Trump tweet. Exactly. And you know, so it's not only are you just generally busy with your regular work, but it's also providing you with content. Right? Like, doing me, it's all, it's all content. Father for the title. Exactly. And

“I think that's, that's a part of the reason why you're energized because you are busy and you are trying”

really hard to do good things for people and you know, and you don't want to fuck it up, right? So yeah, I don't want to fuck it up. I also think that like courts been crazy. Right. But I'm also

seeing wins everywhere. Like, there are a lot of, I think the crazier gets it's usually crazy for

this administration, because they've like kicked a hornet's nest or tried to do something or whatever. And there are more and more people that I'm seeing in the federal courts and in the immigration system who are clapping back or doing something in response to the right, it's a house of cards that we're sort of dealing with right now. And so as were, as that sort of crumbling, more and more people are dogpiling. And so I do see this like little moments these windows in what feel often

feels like a fascist or tallitarian institution when I have to go to court and work on certain cases, but then I see these little moments. Like, oh, wow, it's been dark for so long and someone just opened like the mouse hole. Yeah, it's just a number of likes. Oh, yeah. Okay, cool. I can kind of see, but not everyone gets those moments to see that. So I have all this energy and then everyone around me is like collapsing in this tree. Because it's just it's so appalling and just feel like

it's just going to get worse. It is. And I think it will get worse before it gets better. He's not done. Something is going to happen at the midterms. What? There will be ice presence at the midterm election. Okay. At the booths. Absolutely. That is my prediction. Okay. Absolutely. He sent ice agents to airports within hours. They were there overnight. There was no congressional approval. They had the funding and he decided and there they were. So the notion that he's not going to do

that in Georgia, but he's not going to do that in a key battleground state, is it's who are you fooling? You're in denial if you don't think that's going to happen. It's talking to you Congress

“people, right? So I think that we're going to see something happen. Will it affect the outcome?”

I don't know, but there will be some form of ice voter intimidation at the polls for sure. And I think people think, oh, well, undocumented people shouldn't be voting. They're not supposed to be voting. Yes. That's absolutely true. That is true. However, there are a lot of documented people who can vote who are afraid of ice. Yes. Actually, I would say like most of them, right? Black and brown people. Because I like people. Ice grabs and asks questions later. Oh, yes. Right. So

literally, I would say a third of my clients right now are people who have immigration status.

And I'm trying to get them out of removal proceedings. Right. Because they were picked up for being brown. They went, yeah, absolutely. Right. So we know that this organization, ice, has no problem picking people up shooting white people in the face. Like, so the notion that he's not going to use them is just as his personal, his personal pit like his secret police. Sorry. Absolutely. Yeah. Literally. Yes. Yeah. So we do have the luxury of time as we march towards the midterm elections.

So I want us all to be pressuring our representatives to do something to stand up, to stand up. Yeah. About voter suppression. It is so important. Yeah. We're watching every like so many. There is there's such a blue wave right now in America. All these special elections are turning around. Yeah. Are you watching some of it? It's unbelievable. It is. And it is encouraging. And like you

“said, I have to remember that these are the little glimmers of light that people are. And also”

people who were Trump supporters, who are now who are saying I voted for him three times. Yeah. And you know what? I am disappointed. Yes. He has disappointed. Yes. And I think that you know, all the things that he said that he was going to do, right? He was going to lower grocery prices. Yeah. More expensive than ever. Yeah. He wasn't going to go to war.

Yeah. So all the things that he said that he was going to do, he hasn't. And they've completely

“turned around. And I think people are like, you know what? He's bullshit. Yeah. So it is there is so much”

change happening. I just want us to keep our foot on the next of our representatives to make sure that voters aren't suppressed this fall. Because it's coming up. We're all going to go enjoy summer and then it's going to be here before we know it. So like not really is the time. Just to see the guy at the court yard, Marriott drinking wine. He's on a work trip at the court yard, Marriott. Okay. In Westbury, New York on Long Island. Okay. And the

the lobby bar keeps pouring him like huge pours of white wine. Like mugs of white wine. Okay. Every single day he updates the internet about his glass of wine. This is so niche. This is like my curated algorithm. But if you know you know, there is people are just posting photos of huge glasses of white wine all over my feet now. Because of this one guy who's at the court yard court yard, Marriott, in Westbury, New York on a work trip getting drunk in the lobby.

Getting wine drunk. Getting wine to the lobby. The bartender. I wonder if it's Schrinner, Shepley. And the, oh, it's Pina Grigio. Okay. Thanks. And the bar closes at 10 pm. So he goes at 955. And she, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, fills up all the way up the wine glass to the top. It's trying to empty out the bottle. Because he's like, I'm in Westbury, New York for a work trip. I'm going to get drunk every time. I'm sorry.

I'm going to get drunk every night. Please feel it. My glass of wine. Okay. All right. Let's take a break.

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“of what's happening right now. I think we want to talk about what's going on in the hungry”

election, which the results came back yesterday. I know and they were exciting. They were exciting. We're happy for them. I think what's really interesting is how shocked Obon was. He was just like like he was just like really? You sure? I wonder if that is going to be significant in the sense of like are we seeing like the wind's change a little bit that people are like pushing back on that kind of thing? What do you think? I hope so. I'm like very hopeful. But I have also been like beaten with a stick.

So I feel like maybe like hopeful asterisk. Let's cover. Let's like go through a beast. I actually didn't follow it's super close. And then I kind of was late to the party. So after 16 years in power, Victor Orban and his party were defeated in a historic election. And they were slaughtered. It was a shellacking. It wasn't close. It was overwhelming. The loss was overwhelming. And this is what I was saying. He was he seemed so taken aback by it. It has ended one of Europe's most entrenched

populist governments. But I read earlier also was that for the first time the people who came out to vote, it was something like 80% of the population. It's a huge, huge number. Massive public engagement. This is what I'm seeing. And I feel like this is happening in America too. There's an analog here where we can say that so much of new policy and administration in America is affecting populations that wasn't affecting them before, right? Everyone has to drive to work. Everyone has to pay at the

pump. Everyone has to buy groceries. And so even these even, you know, the ignorant people who are

like why not political your existence is political. It always has been right. You're now more

“cutely aware of that. Maybe you're feeling it more. Yeah. And so I think that you know that 80%”

turnout in Hungary is directly related to I think what we can expect in the midterms and in the next primary election in the U.S. Because so much of the new policies in America are hitting populations that just weren't feeling politics traditionally before, right? People with color gay people, we've always been acutely aware of what's going on in politics. We have to be right. Legislation literally is deciding whether we live or die. Correct. So that 80% I think is like an interesting

marker of what could potentially happen in the U.S. I think the other thing that my understanding

of what was happening in Hungary is that the people just sort of finally had enough. Yes. Right.

That that people of Hungary were really struggling with poverty. Yes. Meanwhile, he had, you know, like a zoo in his home. Right. So if you, if you have like a pet peacock or, you know, a zebra, but you're expecting me to not be able to feed my family eventually, enough is going to be enough and I'm going to figure out a way to rebel. I mean, these are a to be comparisons, right? Like we can compare the zoo to the new White House

ballroom. Right. And the, and the, his arc. What? You didn't see the arc? No. It looks like, it looks like, whose arc is a genre. I don't know. It looks like the, I thought this was an Hungary. And this is why I don't go to DC. This way, he's going to DC. What is that? That's why she doesn't square park. It's not Washington Square Park. It's the arc that Trump wants to build in the Potomac as a monument to himself. I mean, the audacity. Yeah. The audacity of hope.

The audacity of Trump to build a monument to himself. I mean, did you see waited to see the like vigilante artists who made Trump an Epstein embracing like the Titanic and put it. No. It's huge. And they put it right. Right by the like the Washington Monument. Do you see what's going on? I love that. No, I didn't see it. They like did it overnight. Yeah.

“But I think like the direct connection to what's happening. What happened in the Hungary”

election is that it wasn't that who was running was very compelling and let's face it going into an election with, we don't, I don't know, what are, do you know of any democratic potential candidates who are blowing your socks off? Because for me, it's Gavin Newsom is all

I think I think desperation has set in. Yeah. Right. So it's, it's like what we did with Biden.

Right. We really thought you were like, all right Uncle Joe, come in to save us. We needed saving. Right. And I kept on saying like he is going to be from you who watched Game of Thrones President Hodor right. Like he was just going to hold the door. That's like he was going to do.

“Is it too soon? So for that. Sorry. But that was standing up a so 10 years ago. But that's what”

we thought he was going to do. And we watched him get older and sort of feeling like maybe he's not as with the deceased supposed to be. And also thinking that Kamala was going to sort of like do something to make us more excited about her. And they were like Kamala, you're in charge of

the border. Right. Fix that. Fix that. And she was like, what? It's an impossible, an impossible task.

Right. And then we had Brad Summer, which is like, how, if you can't win with Brad Summer, you shouldn't be running. She talked about running it again. You think she's going to run again? She said she said that she wasn't. And then recently I heard that there is something. And the thing about it is you'll the TikTok impersonators of Kamala's voice. The thing about it was the reason why once Biden dropped out again, desperation. Yes. And we were like, okay,

Kamala and we were all in. I was excited. I was excited because she was all that we had.

“Yeah, I mean, she's a prosecutor. She was all that she was all that we had. And now that's what”

I'm so disappointed about the Democratic Party. Like, there's no investment in the next. Yeah, there's no star. Right. There's like, there isn't anybody who I'm like, yes. Yes. That is the person. That is who we need. And so I think what happened in hungry was it wasn't that maygar. It wasn't that he was so extraordinary. Right. It was that people were so frustrated. Correct. And I wonder if that's what Democratic DNC leadership is going to be thinking as

there or getting ready for the next election. I hate that though. I know. I want to be excited about the process. I want to be the prom date that you pick, because everyone else said no. Or like, you know, you're doing somebody a favor. Yeah, it's like Hermione. When Ron asked Hermione after he asked everyone else. No, he didn't ask him. Yeah, he asked Flare. Yeah, he asked Flare to go to the pool ball. And then Hermione was like, actually, I got someone. I got a date. Yeah. So I feel like, are we going

“to, is that what we're going to do with our next election guys? Like, that's what it feels like.”

Yeah, I don't. I'm not, you know, I'm not hearing anything. I'm not hearing anything. I'm not hearing anything. All I see is Gavin sort of coming out. Tuning my earpiece. Yeah. I'm not hearing anything. I'm not hearing anything. It's just Gavin coming out over and over again. And it's, it's, he's fine. There are so many problems with Gavin Newsome. There are, but who else right now? Who else is there? Right. Oh, wait. What happened with that guy? I'm totally blanking on his name. He's running,

he was running for election, sexual, accusations. He was like, I'm not stepping down. And he did. And he did. And Republicans were like, we're going to come for you and then he'd step down. Right. He stepped down. Eric Swallwell. Yes. Eric. Yes. And I didn't know who he was. I didn't know who he wasn't. Right. I had to explain it. Man's playing it to me. Oh, really? I'm in a same sex relationship. There's twice as much man's playing. I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah. Everything gets

man's playing to this house. In this house we believe. That man's playing is important. Liz Laugh, man's playing. But, you know, I didn't know who he was. But again, it was so disappointed. Right. It's like, and the other thing is, what does this mean? We are learning more and more

about mostly men. I'm not saying that it's always men. But mostly men who are just abusers.

Right. They're pedophiles. They're sexually aggressive. They're rapists. They, you know, what is that about? Right. Like, I just wonder what it is about. Is it that we're just learning about it? Because now we have more access to information. Has it always been this way? Like, I was, I remember working with the woman. You know, when me two came out, everybody came out with their own stories of things that happened.

And she said that when she was a teenager, she worked at a bakery. And she said that all the girls, it was the, the owners only hired young women to work there. And everyone knew not to get stuck in the back with Joe. Because he was, and she was like, and everybody knew and like,

whatever it was. And like, women have always had to learn how to circumvent that kind of thing.

Yeah. And it is something, you know, I think it'd be sort of throw something out, take a poll. I want to say that I started occasionally feeling uncomfortable by the male gaze when I was like 12 or 13 years old. Really? And I'm not alone. I am not alone. And it's sort of like walking down the street, you know, and I think about this, the 13 years old, I was in my Catholic, yeah, you know, full uniform, right? And feeling like like a letterless look, feeling it,

and not knowing what to do, but because I was a child, right? And what kind of a girl? And you don't understand. You don't understand. No, right. And what kind of a grown man,

“that's what he's doing. Yeah. You know, and it incites like a trauma response. Oh, for sure.”

And like a young mind, right? Like in a shape's how you're brain develops. 100%. Yeah. I do think part of it has to do with access information now. My people, it's easier for victims to connect with each other. Yeah, I feel like. Yeah. It is. Um, and especially when you are public figure like that, like so many, it's easy for people, easy, you're for people to come forward. I, I do love to see that we are taking it seriously, and we're listening to women because

that isn't always the case. Correct. Correct. We just saw it with Pam Bondi and her ignoring

hundreds of victims. Right. And you and your one would hope that as a woman herself. No. And I hear you, but like that's not a woman. That's a monster. Sorry. She doesn't get to call herself a woman. That's a crazy bit. She's evil. No, for sure, for sure, for sure, for sure. I mean, it's like, but like Megan Kelly, for example, who was talking about how, you know, Epstein, he liked them barely legal. Like Megan Kelly, what? She shouldn't die. Like I literally hope

she gets hit by a bus. And I want to be there. No. I'm going to use some of my karma points on that. I'm going to, how many negative karma points is that in the name of Tramagan in the name of

Jesus. Um, I'm not going to say that is you are negative five. Okay. If she's in, I'm not going to be

“sad about it. No. I think that's like negative three. I'm going to negotiate it to three. Okay.”

You know, oh my god, did you see the the toilet paper factory that burned down? No. Kimberly Clark. Oh my god. Kimberly Clark. Great drag name, by the way. Yeah. Yeah. I want to take that. Okay. Somebody has that because I decided mine is magenta cartridge low. Isn't that a good one? It's a really good one. Please welcome to the stage magenta cartridge low. So, um, there is Kimberly Clark toilet paper, Ms. Costco loves her. Um, Carcline. Yeah.

Literally, uh, the like number one toilet paper provider in America, they a worker was so underpaid that he was like fuck this. No. Let his lighter and let this huge warehouse in California that housed paper, like a lot of paper. It was like the majority of their warehouse stock was in this warehouse in California, went up like, well, because it was a powder. Sure. It's paper. Yeah.

“Everyone got out. Everyone's safe. Everyone's fine. And he said, you should have paid me more.”

Oh, well, now he's going to jail. Now he's going to jail. However, everyone online is like fair wages. What's up with fair wages that Kimberly Clark factory? Because now, okay. So, they're shared dropped 4% at market opening. Good. Yeah. And everyone is talking about fair wages, worker rights at the Kimberly Clark factories. It got so bad. He burned it to the ground. Yeah, I know. But I mean, I think it goes along with what we've been saying. Like as a society,

we are not okay. We're not okay. We're not okay. We're not okay, but also corporations listen to us. We say pay us a little bit more so that we can afford our, I don't know, diabetes medication. So that we can afford baby formula, like literally just like the bare minimum is what people are asking for and everyone's like, um, shareholder value. Sorry. We're going to put that over your well being. Um, and so I think like, sorry. I know that we're so off topic. But I feel like who asked

really? They reminded me, I had a friend who had a performance review at work. And it didn't go well. Okay. It was like a mid performance review and this person had done like such a ton of work. It ate a lot of shit for the company and they gave her like a mid. They gave her like the middle of the road. Mm-hmm. And so she quit. Okay. And the performance review. Right there. She was like, you know what? I actually did a lot and I'm gonna go.

You had the opportunity to tell me good job. This is a really tough year. I put it all in there. Why it was tough. How I went above and beyond. You still gave me the five out of ten whenever the score was so I'm gonna go. Yeah. And management was devastated. Sure. They were. And it feels like that. Where it's like, I don't know. It just kind of reminded me of that. I'm like, what's it gonna take for you to recognize that your workers need to be paid that this. Getting your shareholders a point zero to five percent more on their dividend isn't worth the well being of your employees. Right. Right. Did you see that Oracle laid off something like 30,000 people. Oh my God.

“But they're never placed them with AI. No, I don't know what they're gonna do. But the CEO got some kind of insane bonus package. Yes. I think about that with Costco.”

I know Costco and Kimberly Clark are connected, but Costco is like it's own company. I know they sell a lot of Kirkland products, but Costco and I think it's BJ's Costco pays their employees like extremely well and they stay for up to a decade.

I think it's like the average. Yes. BJ's pays them nothing and I think they stay less than a year each employee. They're constantly signing through people. Right.

It's like how much are you spending to recruit people like that? I mean, I think they just think that people are dispensable. Right. It doesn't matter. Yeah. And so to sort of back to this fire. I was just thinking about this. So you know what this means? The price of toilet paper is gonna go out. Yeah. There's a shortage. There's a shortage because of that. Like like during COVID. And like everything else, they're just gonna pass that 4% cost on to the consumer. Right. Right. So it feels like we're out of turning points sometimes. It feels like we're in this moment where people are fed up there, the Luigi's of the world.

So we're not talking about the whole hands. They're people like the sky at the Kirkland factory, running it all down. Right. We unfortunately in it. And I don't want to get into a space where I'm encouraging people. No, we're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. Looking at the facts, looking at the numbers, the shareholders of United healthcare, sued united, got together in sued because after Luigi allegedly murdered because of their hasn't been a conviction.

murdered the CEO, they started approving more claims. And the shareholders got together and said, no, you approved too many claims. You're being reckless with our money. You've got to be looking out for us and capitalism where the bottom line.

“Sure. Everything comes down to shareholders whether or not. I mean, it's really interesting. And they got together and too. So because they approved too many claims. So they are proving too many claims out of fear, right?”

Literally the claim approval reading Earth's percentage went up after that. So people online were like, it worked. They said it not me. They were like it worked. But I hate that. And I'm not saying that you love it. It's very French. It's very French. It's like, let's set it on fire. You know what? What if we burned it down? What if we stormed up a steal?

It's a very French Revolutionary. It is coded. It sounds delicious. I'll take two.

I'm not saying anything new here. It's still disappointing and frustrating to realize that this is what it takes. Right. Yeah. It shouldn't take this. There is a documentary called the price of the vote. Oh, the Hungarian. Yes. His name is Aaron Timar. And we're going to sit down with him tomorrow. We're going to do a special brief recess short. Yes. And so we're going to release it as a short online. He covers this election in Hungary extensively. So I want to hear from him. So 2.2 million people watch this documentary in Hungary came out two weeks before the election.

Right. That's a third of their voting population. And people think it had like this huge impact on voter turnout in this election.

“So this documentary, I think, really changed the course of this election. It's kind of interesting. So we're going to sit down with the director.”

Tomorrow will release it as a short, a little bonus episode. I'm looking forward to that. So my. What are you going to wear? Cat sweatshirt. I'll wear it. I'll wear a dog sweatshirt. You wear a cat sweatshirt. I don't think I have a cat sweatshirt. Oh, I do have a cat sweatshirt. Yeah. Okay. Or I have my octopus sweater. What's that? People on the internet love it. When I was in psychosis during COVID, I got really into crochet. And I crocheted an octopus on to a sweater during a mental breakdown. Okay. But it's really cute. I've never seen it.

So our show brief recess has a it's own social media presence. That's relatively new. I follow us. My mom follows us. My friends follow us. A lot of you follow us. You know who did not follow us. Michael Charles. Okay. And my defense. There is no defense. I manage that account. So it feels like me.

So I like switch between things. I'm like posting and then I go back to my couch. I just never thought to follow myself.

I was like, this is it's just me. I got to take this. It's my lawyer. Yeah. Hello. It's my agent. Unbelievable. Are you following us now? I'm following it now because you called it out. How do you even figure that out? Okay. I'll tell you how I figured it is. I actually to be fair. I did not figure it out. I was in the comments. And a comment or said, Michael's not even following himself. What's that thought? I don't know. I bet it was one of my friends. My friends are such pitches. I love that though. I hate them so much. And then so I looked and then I went and confirm.

And I was like, are you? He does this. Oh, man. All right. Well, I'm following. And now someone really clocked my teeth.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. It's really interesting. People pay attention to like weird internet stuff, right? I love that. Oh, I know. All right. Well, we're right back. Let's take a break.

Let's get into tales from the DMs. Let's talk about all the wicked and wild crazy. Sometimes sluddy things you send me. Oh, you can send it to me. You can send it to the brief recess account, which I know follow. We send it to our email, which is brief recess at exactly right media.com or you can record it through my link tree. It's called SpeakPipe and you can record your voice and send us your, but we do like to analyze your voices. We do want to voice memo.

“Few things though. If you are sending us a voice note, remember to be sure whether or not you want us to like say your name. So try not to include super personal information, right?”

Totally. Yes. Only your social circuit. No. Your home address. Just your credit card, please. Okay. So this question that knows. No. Wait.

What? What do I always say, people? Well, Michael is a lawyer. He's not your lawyer. You can't skip that part. You're going to get in trouble. Oh, yeah. Don't skip that. I told you.

It's quick gaslighting. So I won't be gaslighting. Okay. This quick. Do you want to read this question for me? Good day. Wishing you a positive weekend. Question. Does US customs have the right to take your phone when entering the country as a random security check? That's a good question. Yeah. I was forced to give them my phone at footwaterdale airport and they held it for two hours. They made me give them my password. Yeah. I was holding the waiting area. They gave me my phone back and just set me on my way.

I'm just curious because I felt violated this happened in January of this year. Can they do that? They can do that.

“And do you have to give them your password? You don't. Okay. So that's like the new ones. Okay.”

Is that under the fourth amendment, you have a reasonable expectation of privacy. Yeah. That is the, that is like the rule and fourth amendment early is where you come at me because I love the fourth amendment. Fourth amendment. It's about your reasonable expectation of privacy. Like the reasonable average person would expect that what's on their phone is private. And this is like what courts think a reasonable person would believe it's not you and me believing this, right? This is what a judge decides.

But if your phone is password protected, a judge and jury would then say, Oh, yeah, that person had a reasonable expectation of privacy on their phone. Okay. Therefore, they can't be forced to hand that over. But they can still do it.

“They can still say like you need to give me your password. And if you give it to them, then you're basically waving your reasonable expectation of privacy”

because you profit your passcode when prompted. However, there's no law rule, nothing that says you have to give it to them. So you could say no, it's my phone. It's private. I'm not giving you my password. And what then can they do to you? Like, can they, could they, if he, if this person had said no, yeah, would they have been able to just keep this person? Well, what this person hasn't told me is if there are citizen, right?

Yeah. There was a big story a couple months ago over the summer. I would say of a Norwegian tourist coming to America.

“Had a name of J.D. Vance's bloated face, do you have to see that name? I love it. It's my screen saber. And so it was like, coffee, fill our taste.”

And they saw it and they sent it back to Norway. And then the whole Trump administration was like, we never did that. That didn't happen.

It happened. And it's happened. There are other accounts of that happening. But if you are a US citizen and you're coming to the US, you are like, everyone in the US, regardless of whether there are citizen has fourth amendment rights. However, you don't have an absolute right to enter the US unless you are a citizen. Okay. So CBP customs and border protection can stop you, right? Like review your documents. Look at your passport determine if you should come in or not.

Like they do have discretion there, which is why I'm like, is this person a citizen if they are, then you could have if you wanted to dig your hills and not give them your phone. Say, it's protected. There's confidential information on there. It's in of your business. And the worst that they could have done is held them for a couple hours to look for their into their background in their own systems. Gone through their luggage, whatever, but not access to their phone. They can confiscate your phone. US citizens, they have been confiscating your phones.

The phones and it's been worked, they're working through it in the courts right now.

And other, they can do that, which is why the times did an article a couple months ago right after the shooting of Renee Good, the room for nay.

“Talking about how you should switch your phone, power it down before you go through customs and border protection.”

If you're entering at a US airport, because it's harder for the CIA to access your information if they confiscate your phone. Gotcha. But do they need to give you a reason why they're taking your phone from you? I mean, you can demand one, but no, like if you come up red in their system and they want to take it, they can. But like this person, they can do it all in the name of they got sent away like nothing. Yeah, like nothing. What happened to this person?

They were sent away, like they gave him, they gave them the phone back and sent them away like nothing. Yeah. Meanwhile, you've been cool in your heels for two hours and what did you? Yeah, waiting for you to get your phone back. It's crazy. I'm not saying it's right. I'm saying it's happening. Yeah. And that no one's stopping them right now. Mm-hmm. Okay, let's read some reviews then.

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Melissa's mom, very nice show. I enjoy watching you every week. Oh, I'm sure she's talking about me. She is talking about you. She's definitely not talking about me. So, she just told me, now I'm like, that's on my mother. There's no way she made an account on it. And I don't like her username. It's a little bit too. I'm going to make her change it.

Well, because people are going to be messaging her like, no, no. Oh, no. My mom's going to be messaging her. Welcome Melissa to the family. I'm so excited about the recent nocturals. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Okay, last week's episode, the Mount Rushmore of DC Chaos. Show me your pretty.

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It looks like something I've seen in the gangster movie. I was at the one where you're going to, she's going to beat you with a sandal. Wow. Some kind of sure mother loves this this podcast stuff. Slowly she turns, but keeps you in her sight. That is definitely my mom.

You don't have to be a relative to leave her. You don't have to be a relative. But it would be nice if more my relatives. If more my relatives watched. Although I did see it because I saw a bunch of my cousins this weekend.

And my my cousin was like, I listened to it all the time. She's like, you guys are really, I would really appreciate it. Did you just want to listen to your spouse or your other husband? My other husband doesn't listen at all.

“And that's why I talk so much shit about him.”

And he was like, I get that at home.

That's actually fair.

“Because I do just kind of burst into whatever room he's in.”

And I just started knowing the shit out of him.

Fair and the same. He's like, that's, I'm what imagining what you're doing on the podcast. Yeah. It's like, I get plenty of that. I mean, I do, I do a lot of weird creepy things on for you all the time.

Yeah. Name them straight to camera. Sure. So what I love my favorite thing to do is to peer at him from around a doorway. Oh, yeah.

It's very feeling if you, that's kind of like what you're a cat person. I am a cat person. And I'll wait until he catches me. He's like, what?

And then I won't say anything.

I'll just back away. I, I, I torment Brad with the deeper. Deeper. Pick up your fucking shoes. All right.

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