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The crew tackles a chaotic Homie Helpline for Janet, who used "girl math" to justify a hookup with her boyfriend's fraternal twin sister after he cheated on her multiple times. The "studious fools" al...

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It's up to speed real from Cypher Hill.

Where are you from, Messe? Don't you know I'm local?

I need to sound like I need to sound like I need to sound like I need to. Let's go. Oh my gosh, she's saying, "Farcent Ferry-ass!" You just realized that? No, no, no, no, no, no. What? Drift! Drift! Drift! Wow, I'm so excited! Shut all the K-pop fans, but I'm an original K-pop fan, because I love this song. Okay, no, Tokyo Drift, they're Japanese. Oh, J-pop. J-pop? Tokyo Japan? Yes, Tokyo. Okay, A-no, but A-V-gov 2, Fast and Furious, the Rida Universal Studios. It opens this summer, and we got a little peek now, because previously they were working on the ride,

and it looks true because it goes through the escalators that are going down to like, a lot of that Jurassic Park isn't in all of that, and that the ride is going to go through it, then we learned that the cars are going to drift. Yep, yes. And they had, look, he looks so special. I don't know, some special tarp over the cars that you couldn't see, which cars they were. Yeah, but I've been wondering which cars are going to be part of this ride, and we not have found out.

Yes, it's four cars. The first car is yes. Turretto's black charger. You've seen the movie.

It's such a beautiful muscle car that has like the engine on top of it. Yeah, it's a lower. Yeah. Exactly. And then it pops a wheelie in the first car. Oh, it does. Oh, my god. They even have the car in the display of a universal, right? Yeah, yes. And now you can ride it yourself. There's also Hans RX7, and now I'm getting it, because the cars are going to drift. Of course, they would add in a car from Tokyo drift. He's the one that taught her, but he had a drift. Yeah. Oh, my god.

Yeah, he has the most iconic Tokyo dream hunt. Hey, for someone that hate special few years. I don't hate cars. They're in diesel. Okay. Brian's blue skyline is also in the pack of four. Yeah, yeah. He had a lot of cars. It didn't know. Yeah, a lot of skylights. Because another one of his cars, the super, the one we all know, Brian had, it's the green with the orange. Yes. On the side,

that's going to be the last car and the set. So that's dope that they put the charger first in the

the super last, like it's kind of the two cars that race each other in the first one. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, you do a lot. On the track track. On the track track. It won't just be nice.

If you got for sure last, it wouldn't matter if you wouldn't buy a minute or a mile. What do you say?

By an inch or a mile. You know where it turned a mile. Yeah. That's your right there. Super tight. I'm very excited about this. I hope you're excited about this too. And now you know that baby girl is saying fast and furious if I didn't. Brother. Oh, my brother. I like to do some cheesemilk with NGOs. Do a junior? No, what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. Okay. So, Angie did a crazy shimmie right now. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm going to be bad. Yeah. That's a good one. No. But okay. So I don't have any tattoos.

But do you guys have any tattoos you guys regret? Like you would like to get like laser off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not yet. Oh, yeah. That's on my neck. The crown that's on my neck that looks like a hamburger now. I've showed it to you guys. You have. Yeah. That doesn't look like a hamburger. Looks like a cheeseburger. Okay. What? You look like a cheeseburger. Oh, you guys apparently Clay Kardashian had a tattoo as a tramp stamp. Oh, honey. Do another one. But trip out trip out

because this was actually an honor of her dad. A tramp stamp? Yes. Oh, no. In red daddy with the cross. Okay. Her first dad. Her real dad dad. Listen. I had a tramp stamp. It was the trend at the time. And I got a cross with angel wings. And it says daddy over it. It was not supposed to be a

sexual situation. It was supposed to be an honor of my dad. Like I remember a guy was a cus

your daddy. And I'm like, ew. You put it back for me. You did. Yeah. I mean, yeah, we're always asking

like who are daddy. So I bet you tomorrow to love that. No, but to make it even worse, apparently like her mom got a matching tattoo same tramp stamp. Listen. My mom got the matching cross without telling me that a tramp stamp for some reason she wrote Kendall and Kylie underneath it.

What is a boy?

person that nobody is. The petty police. The petty, you just put it. I'm being happy. You quit petty. Petty. Petty girl. Pretty and I'm petty.

I think we're not going to agree that nobody is more petty than two parents that are separated. Yes,

four to four. Yes. And there's a child in the middle. I think don't say nothing. All right. What happens when your child is so super successful that you get interviewed about the other parent, Matthew Knows just went through that. That's the dad of Beyonce. Also was the like the father. You know, they had momagers now. Yeah, father for her practically her whole career. Him and Tina knows, Miss Tina knows. She was definitely like the creative behind. Yeah. Destiny's child and Beyonce.

They talk about how she would make all of their outfits with where fly by the way. Well, especially that I'm a soldier video super loved that one. But he was in an interview. The interviewer was like, you know what, you and Tina did just such a great job with Destiny's child and Beyonce. And it was a joint effort. And then Matthew's petting this came out. Check this out.

So as soon as he said, I know it was a joint effort. Matthew Knows says, well, what work did she put in?

Oh my god. Oh my goodness. If it doesn't get as petty as that, just a few seconds later, after the interview clarified, you know, I mean, like the creative like the, the hair partly behind the name of Destiny's child, I'll live that. Then when he says, you know what, you guys did it together is when Matthew's like, all right, I'm stopping this interview. Check this out. No, no, no, no, you didn't say anything wrong. You just want to stop this interview right now

that you're saying me and my ex did something together. It's pretty crazy to see that. Yeah, he later went on to clarify because clearly this made the rounds. Yeah. This made the rounds of like, why do you get up, stop the interview? Of course the audio sounds wrong be bad because it's not the actual audio from the interview itself. I'm assuming he probably wanted it not to go anywhere. It's room audio from what happened. It's like a camera audio. It's probably

what happened. But you could still hear like, yeah, what work did she do? So he could then got interviewed like, hey, what did you mean by that? Here's Matthew knows where to find. What are you meant by that? Oh, man. My bad. But it's maybe the gift. Sorry, this was supposed to be fixed on my vault. Oh, now we can't even hear. Oh, okay. He ended up saying, I think what I meant by that was I was asking a question. I was testing the interviewer. I was testing the interviewers to see if they were going

to answer correctly. So when I asked what work did she put in, I wanted him to like give her her shine. Oh, my, and you know, this interview said like the hair and I was like, no, the styling. I had to give it. She did more than that. He was trying to like, I guess come correct after the rehearsal. The

interview that he maybe didn't think the world was going to see incredible cover up. So why did he stop

the interview prematurely? Did he have an answer for that one? I had to use a restaurant. I just had so much respect. I couldn't even speak. I couldn't stand it. Since then, Miss Tina knows Beyonce's mom has gone on her own Instagram account and just started posting things of people commemorating all the work that she has put in. Like thank you for noticing the work in her own little petty research. Good to her ex husband. It's hard to like for him to minimize it because they have

two very successful music artists kids, including Salon. Yes. And then, you know, Destiny's Child was a whole career. Then Beyonce was a whole career. So that's like three huge careers that they were both a part of. So how are you going to say neither one of them contributed. Yeah, and I'm sure his contribution he feels is really big because he probably did a lot of the paperwork. So a lot of the

deals, a lot of like that blood sweat in tears, but the creative is so important. That's why they're

so iconic visually. That visual brand, what Tina knows of them with incredible. You can't even

minimize the support that he got from her or she might have just given it. He held it down while he would. He was here and there. He probably doesn't remember. He thought there are vision ideas like whatever. Yeah. He was doing more like behind the scenes stuff. Yeah. Yeah. He was like trying to go shading the money part, but like it all goes into it. Yeah. It just goes to show you. You can still be petty experience even 15 years later after you're to work. All right, that was petty police. Let's

get into some Scuroly. This viral game is going to piss you off because how easy and hard it is to play it. It's called the 10 game. Right now everybody's playing on TikTok. It's a couple's game.

You know, or you can grab your friend to play it as well.

couples TikToks. So cute. That's why I'm here because I have nobody to play them with. All right?

Oh, no, no, no. Don't feel that. Well, you can always play them with Jose. That's why I play

them here because Jose is the only one I've to play with me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we don't do it. We don't do it. We don't do it. Anyways, the 10 game is you list off a part with you and your partner. You're going to want to 10. We're going to do our own version, but I'm going to play a little sample of what is sounds like. Okay. Good. Right here. One two three four five six seven eight nine ten for three. You have to say peanut one two. Yeah. Five six seven eight nine. Okay. You replace the number with the word. Yeah. Yeah. So you're a place of a number with the word and then if you mess up that number or word, you're out. The number turns into a phrase. Yes. That is the number. Yeah. You. Okay. You get it. We're only going to do one through five though because we can't do one through time. If I was there are five of us.

Let's go. All right. Yes. Ready one. I'll be one. Okay. I'll be one. I'll be one. So are we going. That's the one. I'm two. Yeah, because we'll go a full round of one two three four five and then we'll replace the word clockwise. All right. Ready one two three four. What? What are you going? You're off already for two yet to say that's right. Okay. So, but we didn't even do the whole five. Okay. One two three four five. Okay. Ready for two. You have to say that's right. Can I give you two then? No. You have it. That's right. Three four five. All right. For three. You have to say Dali. All right. Ready one. That's right. Dali four five. My head. All right. Oh my God. Let me write it down for four. Two for one four. Make your style. I'm trying to have to keep the game going. Okay. For four. You have to say.

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I'm writing it down. I'm writing it down. I'm writing it down. All right, one. That's right.

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For five years to say, "You're surr."

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That's right. That's right. Well, one doesn't do it. Oh, that's right. That's right.

This must keep the things going. The glue.

That has to be a number of errors to keep it going.

That's the first one. You got to go, "Ah, ah, ah, ah." That's right. That's right. That's right.

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That's right. That's right. And now, go weather. Oh, hell, God. With concrete storm.

But it goes in his going down for the weather Friday. March 6.

First, we hit the city of Paramount.

Don't feel good when the check hit the back account. It's Friday. 76 and 53 at night.

Next, we're back out to the city of Santa Ana.

It's Friday. And I'm ready for a shout out to Gila Mandala. 75 and 55 at night. Now, we ball out to the city of Wilmington. Shopping Street all day.

And I would lean thorn. 73 and 53 at night. And late. And lastly, we push to the real HP. Huntington Park.

Or as a real HP. Highland Park. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Let us know in the DM's. But we thought 75 and 50 to at night. Once again, Paramount 76 and 53. Santa Ana 75 and 55. Wilmington 73 and 53.

Huntington Park 75 and 50 to at night. That's the weather. It should work. We're probably going to. I'm probably going to six.

Let's go. All right. Check this out. We need a home. We need some help.

Pretty. You're it. I mean, online. We got you for the homey help life. Janet needs our help.

Janet. Janet. Janet hit us up and said brown bag. My name is Janet and I swear my life turned into a dam. They let novella overnight.

She said. So I've been with my boyfriend for about two years. I'm not miserable with him. Pretty happy. But he's not perfect at all.

He's cheated on me multiple times. But I love being a part of his family. They love me. I love them. But maybe a little too much.

Especially his fraternal twin sister. And I'm not going to lie. She's fine. He's fine. But she's fine.

One night we were all drinking out my parents house after a family gotten us out of. Everyone fell asleep including my boyfriend. Me and his sister stayed up talking on the couch. Yeah.

Next thing you know, she's sitting real close. Then we're laughing. Then she kissed me.

Keep going.

Brown bag. Brown bag.

I had too many drinks and kissed her back.

Slow down. One thing led to another. And let's just say we crossed the line. You can't uncross. What?

After it happened, she told me she's been wanting to do that for months. So now I'm stuck. His sister says it's a one time thing. I know he cheated on me multiple times. And I only cheated once.

But it was with his sister. To confess that I cheated on him with his own twin sister and blow up the whole family

or call it even and take this messy secret to the grave.

Help me out, Brown bag. I'm not going to help you, Janet. I need time for it. Any time I bring a girl or my sister, I worry about this. What?

What? Why? Because every girl is like. Hold on, your sister's fine. And every girl is like in love with her.

I'm like, oh my gosh, she's so beautiful. I'm like, bro relax. I'm like, don't me. She's close to her. Oh.

She's fine. And I got you. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

And like, have girls like, I guess, like flirted with your sister.

Yes. It was nice. Really? Yeah. She's down to do it too.

What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, wow. Yeah. She's down to do it.

Oh, you better run. The next is a Kendrick show. You see Ruth. What's the sister? Ruth was in love with my sister too.

I was like, you know, every single girl that meets my sister, they're like, they turned lesbian for her. I was just like, she's as crazy to relax. Okay. Well, this had really happened.

Yeah. This had really happened. My biggest fears. Janet. It was up late talking to her sister.

The her man sister on the couch. And the man sister, the man sister. That's what we. I get it. There's videos about it.

I get it. I get it. Um.

Y'all got questions for her because we got to ask her stuff.

She's, she's willing to attack us. So, I wanted to know what the sister said after. Like, is she? Does the sister want it to be one time thing? Because the sister said, like, I've been wanting to do this for months.

True, true. So, like, even if you're not, if you're trying to do it one time, I don't know. You might have been up and stuck where. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I think it's like, like, obviously there's that thing where it's like,

guys will like cheat on their girl for like, you know, a hundred times. And then they go, they go to lunch with the milk or curds. You know what? Yeah. You know, they crash out.

But I couldn't imagine. How could you? Their own sister. To where that's like, dude, that'll like, completely blow his mind.

Like, sentimental crash out by her tailspin. But at least she cheated with the girl and now with the guy. So then it's like, no, it's bad. No, it's bad. Okay.

I was just trying to relate beat to you. Yeah. Really? No, what? Yes, it works.

So family member. Yeah, I know. But at least it's like, well, it's not with it. No, guys. Remember now cannot come down.

It's win. Twin sister. Oh, I got you confused. It's very funny. Yeah.

I don't know. Yeah. No, yeah. It's it's bad. And then for her sister to say, like, I've been wanting to do that for months.

I mean, I got this. Plotting. Oh, yeah. Well, I want to know how the sister is too. Is this a sister?

Look like the brother, like, look like him. Like, is she more boyish? Or she, like, beautiful. Oh, yeah, I get you. Like, what type of deal is that?

And also is Janet now questioning her own stuff. Oh. Because it's like, you want to do that? Like, okay. Yeah, I guess the girl and I liked it. Like, what's up? Or it was this strictly for you.

Just to get back at your man, because you were a tipsy. Because he's like, she's treated multiple times. Oh, I just cheated once. Is this like, oh, I do I just call it even. Yeah.

Like, so that might have been something there. All right. But let us know what would what should Janet do in your opinion.

Does she confess that she cheated on her man with his own twin sister?

Blob the whole family or call it even and take this secret to her grave. And all of our graves, because we all know. Let's go to Ashley and watch. Ashley, what's up, Ashley? Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Hello. Ashley, what would you tell baby girl?

I think he could take it to the grave. Okay. Thank you. That's right to you. That was amazing. All right. Let's go to Anita and South LA. What's up with Anita? I need a back swing.

I need a back swing. I need a back swing. I think you should tell her. Tell her. Tell her.

You tell her. You should bring it up. Because the thing is going, it's going to continue going on. Take that ass with it. Ha ha.

What? Not on her. Bigger typically, right? Right. That's going to bring up the whole family.

Talk to her. Yeah.

She needs to go ahead and tell her.

Because it's going to get worse. It's going to continue.

And both of them are going to keep thinking like, oh,

it's a girl. And, you know, it doesn't matter. And they're going to keep sneaking. Hmm. How do you know? You're done this before?

Because both of them keep saying that they wanted to do it. And the other one trying to hide it.

And, you know, it's never going to last.

They're going to keep doing it. They go get caught. So just tell. Yeah. It seems like you did it for that reason anyway.

You did it to have something on your man anyway. That part. So just go ahead and do it. Hard and why you can't. Because Loki, you can't even keep the sisters mouth show.

Who's this? She's not going to tell them. Oh, that is true. Well, that's a sister. I'll do the sister. I'm going to say anything.

The sister already did something. Yeah. You know, words. Yeah, this is starting to fight. Yeah, you can't.

Yeah. You can't like trust her to not do anything. She didn't do it. She's tired. She's not going to say anything.

So do it. That's what you think. Yeah. If the sister gets drunk or one of them gets drunk. It's going to come out.

Yeah. Yeah. Laura. Laura and Long Beach. What's our Laura?

Hey, good morning. Laura, talk to us. I'm being she needs to take this to the grave. Or really like strategize with her next move going to be. Because if you're going to stay or like actually want something with this girl,

if you need to just break it off with the boyfriend.

Let some time pass. Grow the relationship and then figure it out. Or just take it to your grave. Because I'm telling you from experience when you met her with twins. It's not fun when they find out.

Laura, talk about that. Which her medals were you messing with? I wasn't boys. It was two girls. And I just told her that I was like, man, this whole time I thought it was you.

I'm so sorry. No, you did it. I didn't know which one it was. It's a tear. It's a mirror.

I believe it. Yeah. Yeah. She was like, oh, that happened to a lot. She believed you.

Are you going to shine over it? They did it. No, they played you. Yeah. How was the other sister?

I was the other sister. Did she want something more with you or was it just that? Well, it was because it was like right after the other.

So it was the first one was kind of pissed.

Because she was like, you know, I've been with her and this and that. And I'm like, that's not true. That didn't happen. She's crazy. It's all these all.

We're like one time and I thought it was you and then I was like, oh, I don't want to see her anymore. And that's why you up. Oh, so you were with the other sister first and then you got with the. You're the one that became your partner. No, I didn't stay with her.

No way. That was too much drama. Yeah. You're too much drama. You're too much drama.

Damn. Let her say pretend you got them confused. I don't like you can confuse the. The fraternal. Yeah.

That was you. You look the same from the back. Okay. What the little drinks. Me.

Joshua Joshua Long Beach. We're talking to Janet. Janet has a situation on her hand. Her boyfriend that has continuously cheated on her. Has led her into the arms of his sister.

They were hanging out during a car in Asala hit her in the sister. Having a couple drinks, one thing like to another. Start making out and doing other things. She said that after they hooked up. It was just like really funny.

And she was like, hey, clearly. I messed up. I cheated on my man, but he cheated on me. He held it times in girl math or in her math. It worked itself out.

It's like an equal. Yeah. Collinistic was that. She equals MC squared for her. I want to those whatever those things are called.

And now she's wondering should I tell him and look. He blew up the family and say this is what I do. Which is just because I kind of feel guilty now. Or should I take this secret to the grave. Josh, what would you tell her?

All right. Good morning, guys. How are you doing? Good, yourself. Hey.

I'm doing pretty good. Thank you.

I think she's a teller because she could try to keep it a secret.

I'm not going to be easy because there's going to be more future gatherings than the gatherings. The sister's going to be there. And you know, it will most likely happen that they're going to throw each other like little looks. It's going to get a little weird, awkward. And eventually family members are going to notice it's like, are you okay?

You're acting a little weird. What's going on? And it's just going to get worse and worse. And yes, I believe she needs to tell him to save herself a headache. Thank you, roll.

Can I use you as a co-signer?

I don't know you, but I feel like you have incredible credit.

Yeah. It's kind of good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just like, speak from experience.

It didn't happen to me. But it like, you know, it happened to a friend of mine in a friend group. Where, you know, there was a guy who liked the girl. And then, you know, pretty much same thing happened. You know, like one late night had a few too many drinks.

And they ended up, you know, doing the unspeakable, the unspeakable act. Are you just going to do that? How did you know? Did they talk to you about it?

The guy's friend, he ended up confided in me.

Like, hey, dude, like, I got to tell you something. And then I slept with, like, you know, his girlfriend. And pretty much the same thing happened was just like, I told him, like,

okay, you can, like, just keep this a secret, don't tell anyone.

And at first they was, you know, it just, it just didn't get easier.

It just ended up getting worse and worse. And then, you know, when eventually the truth came out, like the boyfriend ended up finding out in his own. And it just, no. And here you are.

I believe it would have been easier. Does it, yeah. It all of us. It would have been easier to tell. Yeah, it would have been easier just to tell and straight up.

They're like, the moment it happened. So you could try to keep it a secret. But it's going to be more. It's going to be more. Thank you so much for that Joshua.

I'll meet you at Mercedes Vennage, okay? Yep. You're going to close on my car for me. I want to do you wagon. No, of course.

All right. All right. Hey, let's go to Sarah in Ontario. KVWRFMHD1 Los Angeles. It's Farway.

It was six L.A.S. Then we'll wrap up. We're talking to the home girl, Janet. Janet had told us, hey, my man's been cheating on me. Hella times.

I keep taking him back.

I know it's stupid, but I love him.

And then one night. I set up what a sister. Oh. Her and I both aren't that way,

but we became that way for each other that night, okay?

That was well. Yeah. I don't think it's even. I just thought about it. It's not even.

Well, according to her, she feels like it's even. Huge yummy halotimes. I journey with your sister. That should I tell him, because I am feeling guilty now.

Or should I keep it to myself and take it to the grave? That's like killing an ant with a sledgehammer. Bro. It's still killing an ant. I know, but that's too much.

It is. You ever come out with a sledgehammer? No. I know that's a mirror. Yeah.

What if the ant deserved it? What's happening to your knee? What? Sarah? Sarah?

Sarah? Hi. Sarah, talk to us. Hi, guys. What would you tell Jenny?

My question is, is she younger older? Why doesn't matter? They're twins. No, are they young? Are they young?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, early 20s. Why doesn't matter? Yeah, oh, they found like a young couple. Yeah.

He's cheating. Yeah. She shouldn't say anything yet. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Come on. Come on. When does it get there? Think. When he treats again.

Oh, my goodness. Wow. Sarah. Why don't you think he's going to treat again? Sarah, you are a wise queen.

He's been cheating numerous times. Yeah. He's going to happen eventually. And it's an accident. And then now he's doing it.

So I don't think it's real love.

I think she's doing it out of spite as well.

Yeah. Yeah, I read that too. It's not even. No. Save it for when.

He gets that girl pregnant. He's been cheating on you. And we like, well, we guess what? I'm not going to have to save it for the next family party. That's what you're going to have to do.

You're going to have to save it for the next family party. That's what you're going to have to do. Yeah. Look at away. Don't look at it away for life.

To get for when you need it. Kiss the sister in front of the whole family. We slap on to a flas. What? What?

What? What? That's the worst? Like sure. You know how it's all out.

What do you do? The bottom of. I don't get it. But it's a lady. It's in my mind.

They get it. They get it. They get it. Something is slippery. I think of the slippery.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like. Yeah, pandongu las bulges. Like the hollow sound?

Yeah. Yeah. So don't get it. Yeah. We slam Chaloupas or whatever.

The LUSD ones. I told you. I would like to first and foremost. Send a very, very big and warm. Thank you to Victor's girlfriend.

I don't really do make him happy.

You always, you're, she makes you better.

Yes, I agree. Like she does the little detail work. You know, your other half is like, "Okay, there's a special day coming up. We got to make sure to commemorate it."

Cause Vic wouldn't do it himself. No. You don't think? Yeah. I feel like I do that with my husband too.

It's like, "Hey, your sister's birthday is tomorrow." We have to do something. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I have a very beautiful sign behind me.

And it is gorgeous. And it says, "Let me set go with the marathon color block." Like the red. It's like a red stripe with my hand inside of it. It's beautiful.

I came in here and I saw and I was like, "Who did this?" And Vic raised his hand. He raised his pretty little dainty hand that has not touched one thing. And he's like, "Oh, yeah. I got a lady to do it."

Mm-hmm. And in my brain, I knew it wasn't Vic. What? I'm on your ladies. You didn't say, "What?

You didn't say, "What? It was Jordan, your girlfriend." But I know she sent them for all of this. Yeah, he passes them around. He does it.

He does it. Thank you so much, Jordan.

You make me better.

And I really appreciate that.

Very nervous about the marathon this weekend.

But this sign really, really made me feel so awesome. That's a cool sign. Incredible. Incredible. And that's something that's just in you.

You're just a nice person. You're incredible. So I appreciate you. I don't know. How big got so lucky, not only.

I can't wait to learn. And I get into a speech. Whether you guys like it or not. [laughter] That's all you.

That's all you look. That's all you look. That's all you look. This guy was a mess. Did you fix them?

How did you fix them? All right. We have tickets to go to the happiest place on Earth. We got four pack of tickets for you to enjoy Disney land. And the 70th celebration over there.

It is incredible.

They have amazing treats.

They have amazing decorations. It's also Disneyland. It's amazing place. And we want to send you there. Okay.

Each person on the line is putting their fate in your hands. All right. Luis and Fontana says concrete will win. Luis, you vet in Tarzana. It's going for Victor.

Yeah. But. Alyssa and HP HLP excuse me. Highland Park is going for Greg. Highland Park.

Oh, my gosh. My Ra in Simi Valley has you on her mind, Angie. Not like that. So we could crazy. All right.

But yes. Each of you have your colors that you are playing for. And we're going to do the same thing. We've been doing all week. I'm going to give you a subject.

And then you each have to take a turn. To name me things in that area. We've done things in the ocean. We've done things at the circus. You each take a turn.

Do all yesterday we did. Rocket pursuits to see who goes first. Oh, okay. Four. Four.

Lady first. You too. Greg. And you want to go first? Yeah.

Go first. We'll go first. And then it's clockwise. Yes. Angie and then it's you.

Come on.

And then you Greg and you Vic.

Okay. Okay. So I'm going to give you like a movie.

And then you guys have to tell me little things from that.

Like space. Okay. That's setting. All right. Setting.

Okay. I love the jungle book. Mostly lives in the jungle. Uh-huh. You each are going to take turns.

You cannot repeat. You cannot say something that's not from this. And you cannot. I don't know. Makes stuff up like we did about Wales for him.

All right. That was factual. 100%. Things. Animals.

You will find in the jungle. Animals are things. Animals things. Okay. Or just facts in general.

No, not facts. I don't need facts about the jungle. Something that's in the jungle. Yes. Oh.

If you start giving me things that are not in the jungle. You cannot say airplane. No. Just the jungle. Just jungle.

And a lion. Let me just tell you lion. Not in the jungle. Yes. I just tell them that.

They call them the king of the jungle. They're not there. So far. Don't get your big car. It's like what?

Okay. Angie. Uh-huh. Snakes. Frogs.

Plants. Jaguars. Mosquitos. Dirt. Water.

Trees. Leaves. Birds. Monkeys. Uh-huh.

Animals. What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? Animals.

What? What? What? I'm saying. Animals.

Dory. Angie keep going. Jaguar. Okay. I said that.

I said that. I said that. I said that. I said that. But yes.

The same thing. I call it. Storms. What? What?

Chopicostorms in the jungle. Yes. That happens in the jungle.

And that case, that could have said air.

Yeah. What? What? And I want to. No.

Oh. I got it. Chopicostorms in the jungle. Everywhere. Animals.

Air? That's like an animal. And air. You did say water, though. There's water.

Okay. Yeah. You said water. Why not? Chopicostorms.

All right. Greg. You can only find if you name me something. Chango. Right now.

Five. Four. Three. Two. Five.

Uh. Bears. There's no bears. There's no bears in the jungle. You're doing a jungle book.

But look. There's no bears in the jungle. I don't know. There is not. But look.

There's no jungle book. Oh my gosh. There's no. Hold that. I have to go go all together.

Yes. Sorry. Bears. Chango. Specify which one.

I said animals with. That's wrong. The sun bear. The sun bear.

You never heard of a sun bear in your life.

But. No. You. You. Butterflies.

Butterfly in the sky. I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh.

Oh. For the record. I did all class. There's storms in the jungle. And it says there are frequently intense storms in the jungle.

Chopicostorms. Okay. So we're going to go all sudden death between Connie. Sun and death. Sun and death.

Sun and death. I'm going to. I'm going to change the. Change it. I change it.

Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Change it. Go ahead. Go ahead.

The movie Beauty and the Beast.

I. Take. And who's going first? Ladies. Ladies.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Con.

You guys have to name me enchanted things that were in that mansion.

Oh. I know. Objects. You got to go. You got to go.

You got to go. You got to go. The cabinets. Yeah. Candles.

Yeah. Tabels. Yeah. The Beast. He was enchanted.

Did he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They were dancing in the room.

Oh. The table. Oh. Great. You.

The bro. The monster. The toaster. The toaster. The clock.

The clock. The monster was not in that movie. I wasn't. There's no. There's no.

The main character. That's the movie. He was a toaster. That's the toaster movie. No.

He was a main character. No. The main character was a T-Cub. The T-Cub. And his mom.

The candle. The clock. None of you said the clock. The cabinet. Your.

You're. You're.

Tell me the toaster never existed.

No. Toaster is another movie. The toaster is in the toaster movie. The very little toaster. Yes.

What am I. That's what I'm going to do. You're all wrong. Okay. Well, this a.

This a. You are going for Greg. Yeah. Two. Thank you.

Thank you. What. Thank you so much. Greg. Yeah.

Gotcha. And. And. And. And.

And. And. Don't. Don't. Don't.

Don't. Thank you. That's the. Thank you. Thank you Craig!

Oh, thank you Craig! Do a come-ear? No, what's going on? Cheesemation with Angie. All right, I just have to do like the little Kimber something.

Um, no, okay, let's talk about some sister drama you guys.

Okay, so Cardi B's on her tour on Miss Little Little Miss drama tour, right?

And on Wednesday, she was out in Houston and guests with decided to show up and support her. Who? Nicki Minaj's Little Sister. Ming Ling! Oh, Ming Ling!

Ming Ling! Ming Ling! What's your name? Ming Ling! She goes like that.

Well, that's her sweet name. That's her sweet name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, also Nicki Minaj's Chunli. Ming Ling!

Ming Ling! Either of them are of Asian heritage. I would like to point out. No, you're right. The name is actually Ming Luani.

Oh, maybe we don't know Ming Luani. I think they're different fathers, no? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're half sisters. They're all same mom.

Oh, oh. Sorry, same dad, but different mom. Okay. And you guys, there's like a huge H gap. Twenty-three years apart, right?

So apparently, Ming Ling thought it was a good idea to go to Cardi B's concert. And at the concert girl, she is like tuning up singing word by word to Cardi B. Listen. Yeah, you're gonna hear it. It is a great idea.

It's a great idea. But that's your sister's up. Mm-hmm. It's a great idea. It's a great idea.

But that's your sister's up. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. But that's your sister's up.

It's a great idea. It's a great idea. But that's your sister's up. It's a great idea. It's a great idea.

But that's your sister's up. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. It's a great idea. But that's your sister's up.

It's a great idea. It's a great idea. Because afterwards, guess who will see and Cardi B's section at the club? Ding-le. Ding-le.

She was parting with Cardi. Oh, I do. Go on in the concert. It's one thing going to the after party. She's chilling with us.

Yeah. She's like posting on the gram. And of course, the fans, the barbs, actually caught wind of this. And it started calling her out and saying, "You know what? This is foul.

That's some up-ish.

You should not be doing that to Nicki Minaj your sister."

Yeah. But if you guys know, they're not really close. Like, Ming Ling has a gone-to interviews and talked about their relationship with Nicki Minaj. We was never close.

She was like, always busy.

She'd be busy and stuff like that. I'd be doing much to like, even though people do think that like, we are not cool. We're gonna argue. I'm not gonna laugh. Me?

Like, my sister do we get him out of me? Yeah. To which Nicki has called her a clown in a mooch. Yeah, you know. Yes, China, like, pounds off the fame and fortune and everything that I've already done.

Because I believe she wants to rap to. Yeah. I'd be in the industry. And she looks a lot like Nicki. She does, yeah.

They're family. So they're gonna look similar. Mm-hmm. But yeah, I don't think this is the way you gave her sister's love girl. Not at all.

But what do you expect? And then, Cardi just using you. Like, respect, I love Cardi. But also, she knows. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. But she's, at least, she's giving her access to, like, party with Cardi. She'll be the sister you ever had.

Okay.

But Ming Ling did.

I'll answer back to the fans calling her, like, an op and all that stuff.

She did say on her Instagram saying, "At the end of the day, we all grow in some of the drama and whatever is not gonna matter in the future." What? Same. She goes on to say, "Why can I be on both sides?"

Stop it. Wow. We can say that. We can say that. We can say that as, like, no.

Like, we have no affiliation to either side. We can say that we appreciate both girls or whatever. You cannot say. No. She's like, pick a side.

No side. You can't love them both. She's my sister. She's a very young and naive. Yes.

She is young, a young girl. She is. She's 20. So she's little. All right. That's it for Chis' Mation.

Brought to you guys by your Toyota dealers. I'm Manchi from Brown Back Mornings. I'm Powerwater 6. And look who's here. It's Mr. Friday.

He's so cute. He's so cute. Oh, like a doll. [laughter]

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You got it. You got it. Yeah. We're ready for the Brown Back Mornings. How's Parti with DJ Eman?

Yes. You know it's not Friday. So he gets on them decks. Yeah. Power.

Yeah. We requested the song. Yeah. This one's for y'all. Let's go.

Brown Back Mornings. How's Parti with DJ Eman? Good job. Good job. Stop.

Stop. Great job. Tell us to do this. What's my first team? Tell you what?

Look at this. This dude is loose.

Have you ever wondered about who has the worst or deadly at highways?

Well, I'm here to tell you that California's placed really high in this brother. Really. And I'm only saying this because I want people drive, you know, like during the morning when they're listening to us. And we want you guys to be safe and want you to keep others safe.

All right. But we have to give you some disturbing statistics. All right, guys. So check it out. California state appears in the top three in the top, a three times in the top 10.

With the I 15 being a number one. Is that up north? I 15. I 15. Yeah, that's going towards Vegas.

Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. You're right. Yes.

There's a treacherous. Yeah. A lot of people's cars die right there. Oh, why? It's just like laundry.

No, dude. It's a lot, bro. It's a lot. And then we got California, I 10.

Riverside County ranks third with 54 fatalities, which is not good.

And it's, you know, that's horrible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

The I five in San Diego places number eight with 42. That's like their main freeway. And it's just basically. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The flat, you know, and it's basically reflecting the high state population and heavy traffic volume. Yeah. And you guys got to be careful driving out there, dude.

It's not the freeways fault. It's the people's fault.

And that's what it says to say because the cars now are equipped with everything.

The car is going to be a big side view, blind side sensors. Yeah. Yeah. The car's going to stop for you now. The car stopped for you.

Yeah. They break for you. And you know how many homies have heard. I took that feature off. I turned it off and I'm like, bro, keep the all the features on.

You're not that guy. Yeah. Someone on the way to work. Someone swirved into my lane. Oh, my bad, bro.

That's it. I'll just walk away in that corner. It's hard. That was I was preparing. No.

Yeah. No, it is crazy. Honestly, don't kind of thought you would say the 110. So I used to live off of the 110. Oh, yeah.

That one's crazy. That one's treacherous. But maybe people know that. So they kind of like are paying full attention. Yeah.

Because I know I would like no phone. Not, I mean, not that I do that normally. But like I would just get on there and be like, bro, I'm about to have to go to zero to 60 in 2.2 seconds. Yeah.

Because this traffic is going fast. There's no on ramp or anything like that. Yeah. What's the one that's going to the like the casinos and out that way? The one that goes like, woo.

Side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side to side. Which one, which one? I'm going to what casinos. Uh, like, all the like the morango and all of them over there out there. Like, oh, the 60.

That one's fun. When you go through the mountains and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, when you have a sports car to. I thought the worst one or one of the worst ones.

Because I remember at one point the 138 pair blossom in Palmdale,

in Palmdale, Lancashire going over there towards like little rock and victim. One of the most deli is one. Because it's like, it's like super curvy. And then I get betweening. You can't see that there's mad water.

Oh, it's not. It floods. Yeah. I don't know that. It floods.

And then like, there's like a small passing range. You know, since you can't go around them. But, you know, just man be careful out there. California is we do have three of the craziest highways in the nation. So please, man.

Do it for your kids. Do it for your family and stay safe. It should be fine. Look at this, dude. It's as food.

Shoot the J. Shoot it! Layball! All right, y'all. There is an MBA star who's coming to the lakeers.

And nobody else knows but me. What? What? Yeah, it's inclusive info.

Insider information.

Can we guess? Yeah, go ahead. Well, the ball brother.

I want to everybody likes.

Uh, no. No, he's playing the Charlie. He's playing great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no.

No. It's Janice Antti Kumpo. All right. Janice, what? Janice Antti Kumpo.

Ooh, you said. Ooh. Say it again. Say it five times really fast. Antti Kumpo.

Go, go, go. Antti Kumpo. Antti Kumpo. Okay. Well, you know, he currently plays for the bucks in Milwaukee.

And he's been there as a whole career. They got drafted there. He became a superstar there. But earlier this year, he was looking for a trade. He didn't end up happening.

The trade deadline has passed. And there's been reports recently saying that he doesn't want to come to the Lakers. But I'm here to call a cap. All right. The reasons they're saying he's not.

He doesn't want to come is that he prefers the East Coast because it's closer to Greece.

Where he's from. That's what they're saying. Okay, right? Okay. They're also saying he misses playing with players like Drew Holiday and Chris Milton who are like role players.

Yeah. So that he wouldn't want to play with Luca who's another superstar.

Which I think is also a cap because he wanted to play with Dame Lillard and he got him.

But, you know, he didn't hurt. Yeah. But I have exclusive information guys. To dispel all this, all this hoot and any. Yeah.

I ran into onto Tacumpo last month. Okay. Having dinner. Where? Wait.

Okay. Go. We're at a restaurant. Very fancy. Very nice restaurant.

What did you start being a server? That wasn't part of my story. No. So I was having dinner. He was having dinner right across from me.

This is no joke. This really happened. All right. When I got there. He had already been there for some time.

All right. I noticed how much water was drank that like kept bringing him food. No, I'm telling you. I was paying attention. Well, we're just getting it.

Yes. This is a player that I want to play on the lakers. All right. He was talking to his wife for four hours. Oh, okay.

Four hours. I'll never have. Wait. Wait. Four hours as well.

I was there for three. He was there for an hour before me. Okay. Con.

Why do you have a reason to talk to your wife for so long?

You're trying to convince her about something. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

We were in LA. It was all start weekend. He's in there. Don't you like the lighting. Don't you like this restaurant?

We could come here all the time. Shut up. He wasn't saying that. I was reading lips. I read lips.

I read lips. I read lips. I read lips. I read lips. I read lips.

I read lips. Yeah. The plate that he ordered. I thought you were ear hustling. I read lips.

Yeah. Not even ease dropping. Okay. Well, he was far. I couldn't go over there without seeing such.

But I was just looking across. I had my contacts on. I was like reading his lips. Okay. He wasn't drinking.

So that's how I know. We're just having real talk. All right. It wasn't drinking. Real talk.

Real talk. Real drink. Yeah. He was convincing.

He was trying to convince his wife to stay in LA to come to the lake.

Okay. And what does she say then? Well, okay. She was on the opposite side. I couldn't read her lips.

Oh, she's speaking the other way. Yeah. But she wasn't nodding her head. No. That's.

This is inside her formation. The trust me. Guys. It's so inside. Yes.

Source is trust me, bro. Trust me. Yeah. I also, I want to point out that I also predicted Luca Donchitch coming to the lakeers. Right.

Here's before he came. Okay. So if that means anything. All right. But yeah.

I just had an idea. I just tweeted a thought. I tweeted. I'll put it on Brownback mornings. Really?

Twenty-twenty-two. I can't. I want to see it. Yeah. It came true.

So listen to me, guys. Janis, on to to Kumpo is coming to the lakeers. You heard it here.

You heard it here first because he was trying to convince his wife.

I didn't. And I was there. Trust me, bro. Trust me, bro. Source is just trust me.

Source is just trust me, bro. All right. More brownback mornings after this. Power one of six. Happy Friday, you guys.

Yay. Come on. Come on. Come on. What's going on?

Come on. Come on.

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