Conan Vs. Edibles Part I

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“- Hey everybody, normally we would have a fan interview”

in this slot on this particular day, but this is no normal day, because it'll be a little different. - Jonah, I'm told, has brought me a gift, Jonah. - I do, it's something I've been wanting

to give you for a very long time. And I think because, you know, the Oscars are done, everything's more chill. It's the right time to do it. So I just went to the store and I took the liberty.

I've just buying you a lot of edible. - Annabelle, okay, this is real. - Annabelle, Annabelle's Annabelle. - Yes, yes, that's terrific when we chant things. Best use of a podcast.

Random, mindless chanting. So, let's attack this head-on. - Yes. - I've been, I don't really do anything. - I know, and I used to enjoy some wine,

but I don't even do that anymore. - Yeah. - And so I just keep cutting things out of my life. And I've been a little intrigued lately

because you've always preached the positive qualities.

- I have of edibles and I never did it. Never tried it.

“But you've said that Conan more than anyone you know,”

you think I would benefit from these. - I think so. I mean, I went, I went, I did. - That's a lot. - I got you quite a bit.

- Oh my God, this is. - I took into consideration your height and your gingenis. - We have to explain, I am a redhead, redheads are, and whenever I go to the dentist,

they shoot me up full and overcane and then they go to drill and I don't feel any of an overcane and they sell, oh, right, red hair. So they obliterate my nervous system.

- Yeah. - So what is the story here? - I got you a bunch that some that will help you sleep. My favorite brand is Camino. - Okay, what are you trying to get a plan?

- I'm trying to get them to send us a lot. I'm trying to get a lot. - Tell me what is so good about Camino and pass these on down. - So okay, so this one, for instance, is for energy.

- Energy now, do you think I need energy? I'm getting Eduardo, you're giving this a hard pass on energy, it's a tropical burst. - Yeah, they're, they taste good. And then some just make you feel good.

So that one makes you feel good.

- I never felt good, what's that all about?

What's it like? - I think I made a joke, but I also might not have made it out. - Yeah, there's a single tear coming down. - Oh my God, Conan, know you felt it. Like things will be funny to you

that have never been funny before. - Things are always funny to me that no one else thinks is funny. - Yeah, but also, I think I might be made of gummy.

“- I think that a part of me thinks you should eat”

some of these and then watch some of your old comedy bits or even your new comedy bits 'cause you may comedy for potheads. And then there's a chill one that's just gonna mellow you out. - This is gonna mellow me out and I'm gonna be one chill dude.

This is called wild berry. I just go to the flavors, that's good. Communo chill. Now, okay, you've handed me Camino exhilarate. - Exilarate.

- Which Eduardo thinks is a hard pass. - That's a bad answer. - It was a hard pass. - That Eduardo, hold on, I'm keeping all of these. - The calm one is the one you should start with.

- No, Eduardo, maybe you should talk to me a little bit and be honest, why the calm one? - I mean, I'm assuming it's like an indica based. - Yeah, I think so. - I think I'm a pharmacist.

- What did you mean? (laughing) - I just realized you were this. - I just think it's gonna mellow you out enough where you'll find everything enjoyable.

Like end funny. - Yeah, that's true. That's true. It'll just chill you out a bit. - We're all gonna ask for a raises once you take some fun.

- I know, I'm like, "Hey, come on, come on, "there are ways we're talking to me about." And so there's a lot of these that have something called THCV, which is supposed to give you a little pep in your step. - A little pep in my step.

- And then some CBD, which just melts you out. This one's like that. - Which one is between, I'm not kidding. I don't know the difference between THCV and with the other one.

- CBD. - CBD, what's the difference between you? - I understand it right, CBD is like, when the component that makes you high is removed and it's just the part that makes you feel better,

that has the feeling properly. - You play, when you weigh in here. - And it's kind of more like a painkiller body thing. CBD is more like that. And it's also CBD is supposed to make you,

I think, more social, right? - Oh, well, that, we don't need it. - I consider fire hydrants. - Would you consider yourself an anxious person? - Sure, I think that's what.

for potential dangers. So CBD would help. - So this is just CBD and it says, "May-E's mental and physical stress." So maybe we try that one.

- So, first of all, Son of this is very caring of you.

- You're welcome. - And this is, what's this? - That's a kiwi strawberry. It just sounded like a nice flavor, but that one still is CBD and tea.

So these, a lot of these are five milligrams, which you can try and I don't think that you will feel it. - You don't think I'll feel anything. - I don't think you'll feel five. I think you need to go for like 10.

- What do you, Eduardo?

“- I think you should do 10 because you're tall.”

- Yeah. - I'm shaking his head. - I strongly disagree. I think you should, I don't think you should start with 10. I think, start with five.

- When Eduardo asks you for an anxious person, that also alarm bells went off because if you have too much at one time, I think your anxiety will go up. - Ooh, that's true.

- I think like starting really small to the point

where maybe you have half of one of those five milligrams and then the worst case scenario is you say, I didn't feel anything, and the next time maybe you go to find it. - I forgot your little bitch, so you know. (laughing)

- Eduardo, I know, I know, that's a tip. I know bitch, I know, look at me. What kind of bitch has tropical birds? (laughing) Mango chutney, wild cherry, wild berry.

Done sound like no bitch to me. (laughing) Oh my God. - I strongly agree with that. I, 10 is my max, and you and I are the same height.

- Okay, you're a bitch though. - You are a bitch. - Yeah. - So, now the fact that you're saying, I'm like you Conan makes me think,

maybe I am a bitch, through my point. - Yeah. - No, I'm sorry, so wait, no, please go ahead. I didn't mean to. - I was just gonna say, 10 for me,

if I do 10, I'm out for the night, that's it. - What does that mean out for the night? - Like you go to sleep? - It means the words like, things are funny, and then I'm really hungry, and then the world starts,

I start to get kind of tunnel vision, and I start to kind of forget what I'm doing, and then I just go straight to sleep. So it's like, I'm not leaving that sleep. - I'm not leaving.

- Great. - Deep, deep, deep. - But I will say for me, there are these mince that I like. I like Camino, 2.5 for me is like,

I'll do a 2.5, and just wait, 'cause here's the other thing, no one's telling you, it takes a while for the edibles to kick in. So don't take more. The rookie move is you take something,

you're like, this isn't working, and then you take more, and then this isn't working, and then you're super hot. - Dang it. - So you take a little bit, you'll wait a half hour, and then you just see how it's going,

and then you can take a little more, but step it up and step it down.

“For me, the best thing about edibles is,”

it's not like smoking where you have no idea how much you're taking, you know exactly how much you're taking, and I would use that to your advantage. - That's true, and I just wanna say, my shout out goes to Camino, I think.

(laughing) - Hold it up, hold it up. (upbeat music) This is, I don't know what I'm gonna do, I am just gonna stop that.

(laughing) - It's just one so much free, so many free edibles. I just, you know, I wanna be responsible, I'm a responsible person, and I'm painfully straight when it comes to drugs and things like that.

- I know, but edibles, these are legal now, and they're very regulated. It's not like I went to some dude on the corner, and I was like, yo, hit me up, give me some, not hit me up, what am I doing?

I can't even get my street legal right. I wasn't like, hey, give me some, give me some edibles, these are very regulated. That won't even get you high, these CBD ones, that won't even get you high,

but I think I really want you to just take something, sit in front of your TV, I want you to watch stepbrothers, and I just want you. - Yeah, it's really funny when you're, it's even funnier when you're a little high.

- Okay, okay. - When you're trying to try it in a group

or by yourself for the first time.

- Yeah, we can all come over and I'll do it together. - That's my nightmare. (laughing) - I don't want you guys around me, you know, when I'm in this altered state.

I think I need to be alone. - I think I need to be, well actually, you need to come over to my house

“and you need to ductate me to my chair, David.”

- Again? - What do you think you're gonna do? - I don't know, but I don't wanna be, I might run around the neighborhood. - I think you would love a historical documentary.

- Actually, I agree. The other thing I'll say is, - Historical documentary, yeah. - What might be fun is, before you make kind of a night of it and you could like come up with a playlist beforehand,

get go to the store and get some snacks,

“prepare this kind of snacks to the talk.”

- Dude, you're gonna get hungry. - You're gonna get some fun to eat. - You're gonna get some fun to eat. - I think all you need is your guitar. - No, I disagree, 'cause I,

- What if my guitar is made of Dorita? - No, can I just say a thing? I have partaking in marijuana before and I ended up with-- - You're not gay, you're not gay, you're not gay.

- Wow, hey. - Wait a second. - Check out the, check out the nark. (laughing) - You're a soul man right now, hey, follow.

Could you direct me towards the marijuana? (laughing) And my friends and I tried to jam and we just ended up tuning our guitars for like 45 minutes.

I didn't say jam, I said just you and your guitar. - Oh.

- You're still gonna end up tuning for 45 minutes.

- I'll order you a Haley Bieber smoothie as soon as you have a lot ready. - You're gonna be making music as genius. - Yeah.

- And you know what, it might be. - Yeah. - It could be. - Well, this could be, here's the problem, potential problem, that a calm, happy cone

and is not productive, you know, that this whole thing dies, the podcast, maybe this is our last episode. - You're not gonna be high all the time. - I am.

- I'm gonna be in here with dreadlocks tomorrow. (laughing) We're gonna tie die shirt. Let's see if the grateful dead backwards. - Some more, oh.

- Yeah, you guys are gonna be saying, "Hey, well, you know, we gotta get to work. Worst man, doing what the man, like the man drag you down man." (laughing) I mean, these may seem like very outdated stereotypes,

“but I think they're very current and cool.”

- Yeah. Could we have a follow-up, please, once you try it? - Yeah, I will. - Well, you really just felt how you feel about it. - Yeah, okay.

- But I'm not encouraging others unless it's communal. - Yeah. (laughing) - Oh, thank you. - Oh, my God. - Now I, this will be a whole new chapter for me.

- The new world, potentially. - Yeah, maybe it'll unlock things in your brain. You didn't know we're there. - I want those things locked. (laughing)

- They're locked in. - There's a reason that that door has a nine dead bolt on it. Let's not unlock it. All right, well, we'll see. I got some chill.

I got some exhilarate, put that on the sleep and energy. Yes, and don't mix and match. Don't take like one of each. Oh, yeah, maybe no.

- All right, well, I've never seen you guys more diligent

about chemistry than you are right now. - We all jumped in on this segment to offer. - And I, you know, I have to say Adam, as, you know, I kind of likened you to sort of a Michael Sarah. - Right.

(laughing) - You know what I mean? And so I'm a little, I'm, it doesn't fit my profile of you that you've partaken. - I mean, this is the 2020s.

This is where we are, everybody partakes. I don't really like it socially, but like before I go to bed or something like that. Or before I watch something at home. - Yes, definitely.

- Yeah, sometimes I, oh, here we go.

“- Oh, I just think, I think to maybe make you not as worried”

about it, you might also really hate it and it might sharpen your anger. So it might be a good thing. - I don't particularly love it to be fair 'cause it just kind of makes me feel dumb.

- But also, I mean, dumber. - The world is moving, like I know you said, you don't really drink wine anymore. The world in general, at least in America, is like moving away from drinking.

And this is, by a lot of accounts, just to healthier, you know, substitute. - Yep. - Yeah, if you don't like it, can you bring 'em all back? - Yeah, don't just let 'em sit here.

(laughing) - I don't know, I, I think with a, I mean, I don't know, with a brand as solid as Camino, I think I'm not gonna be disappointed. (laughing)

- No, and whatever, I'm available for sponsorship. - I would be the worst sponsor. - But not really would, yeah, I know, you would, yeah, you would. - All right, well, onward, we'll find out, maybe in another installment, what happens?

And if I'm, if you read the news that, maybe my behavior's been a little out there. (laughing) - And now that was seen at a Starbucks naked, you'll know what happened.

- What are you talking about? You're not taking like LSD, you're taking, look, this is a, this is a, this is a gateway drug. (laughing) I'll be on, I'll be on Heroin in a week.

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