The Fajita Dealer | Disrespectfully w/ Katie Maloney & Dayna Kathan

- Wow, you're trying something there. You weren't, I liked it. - How are you feeling? - Well, yesterday was slightly dramatic, but we have recovered.

I'm feeling pretty good. How are you feeling? - I feel great. I feel awesome. I feel the best I felt in a long while.

I didn't sleep great over the weekend, and there was drinking involved. So I was in, you know, in a fine form, if you will. - I mean, well, we should tell them about that. But, yeah.

- Okay, so quick shout out and not sponsored, but I recently, I just purchased them because of friend let me have some. There's a melatonin gummy called Allie,

and Maximus Trey, I had never heard of them.

I've seen it. - What? - These melatonin gummy's called Allie. They've never, ever, at least, at least the last five years. Why am I always, you've lasted the party?

I'm lasted the party, but. ♪ Don't let me be the last to know ♪ - Here's the thing, I was really tired both times, so I don't totally know if it's working, but I purchase my own, because I feel like I'm onto something.

Melatonin has typically not worked for me, and I've been taking those baby blues pretty much nightly, but I'm gonna switch it up and try it out. And I know that Melatonin, I feel like there's discourse about how it's also problematic,

but like, you guys, what do you want me to do? - Welcome to Disrespectfully, with Katie Maloney, and Dana Katelyn, unpolitically. - We're here to do what we wanna do. - Spilling the tea.

- Babe, you're gonna see the power of women. Like, disrespectfully. - I got off Trasadizo.

I got off ambient, 'cause that wasn't working.

I've tried a sledgehammer. I'm trying to baby blues, like, so which one? Which one is the best? It's like, my lume, if I drops that are problematic for your eyes,

“but like, I think the worst thing to do is like mix it up,”

'cause sometimes, like, I do my baby blues, but I also, the Lemmi sleep gummies are fantastic. They are melatonin as well. It's only melatonin. I like that, it doesn't give me that weird melatonin hangover.

- What's the lume saying? - What's the beef people have with melatonin? - That it disrupts your circadian rhythm overall. Like, it doesn't, I don't know if it's, like, it doesn't leave you

for it, it has a lasting effect afterwards, but like, supposedly, it will wreck your whole rhythm. - Well, here's the business. I don't have a circadian rhythm. - No, you don't.

- So, I guess, at this point, you can't wreck what you don't have. - You can't. - Yeah, yeah, I don't know. There are some, like, magnesium stuff to that works nicely for him. - People keep saying that, I think it's elthinine or whatever. - Yeah, so maybe I should be, people are like,

you have a new drink. - I think it's better for, like, your brain, too, and just overall to do the magnesium as opposed to melatonin. I just think it's just the melatonin, the best part is in quantities.

Like, I'll, I'm mixing those sleep gummies, like, you're in there.

“- Well, I think if I have Swiss cheese brain,”

it's probably from all the drug use of my twenties, but, you know, that is what it is. So, again, I, at this point, I'm like, I've made worst decisions. - I just like, anything in a gummy form.

Give me a vitamin, give me, like, fiber, give me energy, give me, but I'm low on vitamin D, per usual, go figure, 'cause I'm in an indoor cat. - You are an indoor cat, so am I. - We both are indoor cats.

- Do you take a daily multivitamin? - I take multiple vitamins. - It's not a multivitamin. - It's not a multivitamin. - Yeah, I take one, that's like a B12. I take one for fiber, I take one that has a greens in it.

So, like, all these things have, you know, and then I start taking some creatine ones, because when you're on the DLP one, I don't want to lose muscle. I don't want to lose, yeah.

Like, that's when you start to look freaky. It's really important that I'm, like, maintaining muscle mass throughout this.

So, yeah, here's the thing.

I took, I was trying to be a grown-up in college, and I took a multivitamin, and I don't usually eat breakfast, and apparently it was a pill. - And you're supposed to. I act within 20 minutes, and since then,

have not taken a pill one, which is why I like the gummies, but I've kind of fallen off with it. My favorite is Flintstone's vitamins.

“I still love the taste, but like, do those help adults?”

- I don't know. - Should I take them? Is it better than nothing? - I think it's better than nothing. I would get on that train as well, why not? - Then I'll have the strength of a grown-up in the toddler.

- Dr. Roots, liquid vitamins are so good, too. - Okay. - I don't know, I just, I know, every time I'm on my fucking vitamin game, you know, and I'm being consistent about it, I feel so much better.

It's like when I drink water, I'm like, I just feel so much better, but I have the hard time being consistent with that. I went on threads, and I was like, does anyone have any tricks on how to drink more water,

because your girl is dehydrated? And like, it's affecting my headache, my sleep, my energy, everything. And so I got these, like, they give them to you on the plane when you get like a bloody Mary, or like,

when you want like a citrus with it, and they're dehydrated packets of like lemon or lime, but it tastes like actual real like citrus. - I love those. - So I ordered a box that came with a hole,

like I got so many packets of the lemon ones,

I was doing those meow drops, but it just tasted like too much like gatorade, like too much like a sugary juice, and I just want, I just want like a little flavor, the gestion. Just like, especially like citrus or something, and so far, so far, so good.

I think those packets are kinky. Do you know what I love about them? - I like the lime in a crispy ice also. - I like that one. - Nope.

- Try to diet coke. - Yeah. - Delicious. - I'm gonna keep them in my purse, Mark.

- Just so I always have some citrus on hand.

I keep those tiny to baskets in my purse. - Speaking of all these, like, bodily things, I learned something real freaky this weekend. - Mm, tell me. - So we're hanging out with Wes and Ali,

and they tell me about this unfortunate thing that can happen to you when you take too much, and then I'm sure people are like, "Doh, Katie, "when you take too much antibiotics, "and it basically kills all of the good bacteria in your body,

"and it takes you like a really long time to recover "from any kind of, I can kill you." - You can get seed if it's very scary if you're out there and you are abusing antibiotics. - That's what it's called.

- Try not to, and it's also a public health problem because if the bugs get then, you know, the opportunity to become immune to whatever and about it it is, it can fuck it up for everyone.

“Do you know what they have to do to reintroduce bacteria?”

- Yep, look therapy, they have to put someone else's poop in your body, this is, okay, first of all, I'm like, "Well, who's donating this poop?" How do you become a poop donor because what you have good poop?

How do you even discover that? Do you just be like, "I feel like my poop, "you go the bathroom and you're like, "are like that looks healthy." - Absolutely. There are people out there that have normal VMs

could not imagine, but... - I know that doesn't mean your poop is any good. - No, I think so. - Oh, so if you... - I think it means you have a healthy gut,

if it, let me know this is gross, but if it comes out in one and there's a certain viscosity and colored everything, it's, you can tell if you have a healthy poop. - So if it's like soft serve, it's not good. - No, yeah, the poop therapy is creepy.

I mean, coming from healthcare, at one of the companies I worked at, they had a whole thing about antibiotics stewardship because of the public health part of it. - Right.

- And also, seed if is very scary stuff. - It's very scary. - Yeah, can absolutely kill you, you can go to subsist and die. - How, but like, how do you know like, because when I had a kidney infection,

then they had me taking recreational fucking antibiotics four times a day for two weeks, I felt a little excessive. - So I typically advocate for myself, but I'm someone who unfortunately,

who I used to get struck throughout quarterly and you and I UTI queens. So I've had to take a lot of antibiotics in my life, if a doctor tries to give me that regimen, I'll push back and be like,

what is the minimum? I can do this sounds like a lot. I've had a history of antibiotics. You also should be taking a probiotic while you're taking your antibiotics every time

and get the good ones that are refrigerated. It's worth the investment because that helps you not lose your good bacteria when it's fighting the bad bacteria. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So that was real free. - How do you guys get on the seed if combo? 'Cause this happened after I left. - Yeah, we were talking about, like just our history of being like UTI queens

and just how fucking annoying it is. And then yeah, just I don't know.

I don't know, that was basically,

I don't even know how we got on that subject. It's just something that's like a common thing that we talked about, yeah. But then I was introduced to something scary year. - Scary than seed if.

- Yeah, no West showed us the backgrounds on YouTube. The new movie backgrounds is coming out from A24. The guy that's directing it, his name is Kane Parsons. He was the creator of the viral YouTube videos that has brought to the backgrounds.

He's 20. He was 16 years old when he created this YouTube series called "Backgrounds." And the software that he uses is something like Blender. So it's like, but he uses real footage,

but then makes it in this stuff he creates with software. And it is so fucking freaky, like if we talked,

“I think we've talked about like liminal spaces”

and when it pertains like dreams and how fucking scary it is. And he's so he's created like liminal spaces whether it's like just hallways or edit it. And then also the music that goes along with it

and just like it just creates this vibe, this like, this rural feeling. - It's uncanny valley without people. - Exactly. - It's there's something deeply unsettling about it.

And the teaser trailer, basically it's a look it up,

but it's a camera that pans down like four after four after four with all these backgrounds. So I am deeply excited about it. I think it's gonna be pretty huge for us. But yeah, I go on YouTube and look up.

I think it's cane pixels is like his page on YouTube and watch some of them, there will blow your mind. And he created this when he was 16. - I was gonna say that's a prodigy, especially a 20-year-old having this big project

with a 24, I think that when someone is that young and able to make something like that happen, you were meant to be doing that. That's very cool. - For sure, 'cause I was like,

what did his parents and the industry are like, any kind of career, I don't know.

“I think he just was just beyond his fucking ears”

in terms of what he could create.

are so scary to me. Malls, abandoned malls, specifically. There was one in his, one of his series

“where he does, it was a mall that was gonna be demolished.”

I don't know where somewhere. And they let him come in and film in there.

And always something in these series,

there's something that's like chasing him 'cause of course that's also added to it is like the urgency of trying to get out of a space that you cannot ex out of. It's like, I was just like, I feel like I'm having a dream

where like even if it's not like a liminal space or a back room-style dream just having like being in a stuck in a cycle in your dream is just reoccurring for me. So I was like, wow, I know it taps into a primal thing. So I mean, I've talked about it before,

but I'm diagnosed with panic disorder and one of the elements of that is that can trigger it is feeling trapped, but sometimes that doesn't mean claustrophobic, small space, whatever traffic can make it go 'cause you're stuck, but also vastness.

The one time I was hospitalized for one because I got in a car accident. Well, having one was I was in the middle of nowhere in Eastern Washington and all the sudden I felt like and I was obviously not doing well at the time,

but I just felt like I was never gonna get to the place that I needed to go and I completely should've been. So did you ever speak that way about eternal life? Sounds so bad. I know, I mean, okay, but when people talk,

'cause growing up, I went to church when I was growing up and they talked about having eternal life once you die. I was like, no, thank you. If this shit isn't wrapped up when I'm done here, I'm gonna be mad.

I mean, unless they talk about after life as like being just like the most warm, wonderful feeling ever, I'm just like, so just keeps going and going and going like that, that eternity freaks me out.

And unfortunately, I've read many lives, many masters and I have my own views and beliefs about energy transfer or whatnot. So I don't necessarily think it stops and whatnot, but yeah, we'll cross that bridge

and we'll get to it. - I know, but this problem. - Does eternity freaks you about? - Yes, I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Or are you having a good time?

I'm like, okay, well, do you wanna talk about,

“do you wanna do a hard left and talk about the drama?”

- No, 'cause we have other things to get you before, but then you do wanna talk about it. - So we have some circlebacks, daddy, let's go get to drama, but really quickly, let's talk about our weekend.

Western Alley, let's just talk about the very fun time we had. - Yeah. - My speedy scary troubles and we'll get into, we went out to Joshua Tree to hang out with our friends, Western Alley. On Saturday, there was no king protest,

so they had one in downtown Joshua Tree, which was super cute and fun. And then, I'm passing the bus on. - We're both telling you. - West Borland, friend of the pot,

he's been on before we were saying, we wanna have West and Alley on some time. That's his wife, we live a lot for so much.

It's just never not the best time.

We always go to dinner, maybe a bar, go home. Their place is amazing. We get in the pool, we're in the hot tub, we're having a blasty blast, and then we've talked about before the tipsy torpedoes.

- He's a little teaky bar in his studio. - He gave me an alley and Haiti microphones that weren't plugged into anything for a good reason. And we decided to do karaoke by ourselves. - That's also the tradition of the tipsy torpedoes

is seeing at the top of your lungs. - And it was bad. Nick sent me those videos and I was like, "Oh no, you were trying to get him to post them." - I know, it's great, I was not in the right state of mind.

I had been drinking and had a fun gummy and I was like, "I saw it back." And I was like, "If you don't want to see that, "I know West is on his page posted to his grid "a video of me, Alley in Florida and we were drunk singing."

- Yeah, it's that can stay in the phone, I would say. But yeah, it was really fun, but then so the next morning, I had to, I was only saying the night, you guys were safer two days. I got in my car and I'm just gonna read you

the warning real quick. It said, "Engine coolant level low, "risk of the engine damage, add coolant as soon as possible, "attention, risk of scolding." But it was the morning time and I'm a girl.

So I just turned it off because I had my car in the shop the week prior and you know, sometimes those warning messages come up, that's what I thought it was. So then I'm an hour and a half into the drive

and it comes up again and I'm like fuck. So I send it to Katie and Alley and West and Nick mostly had West and Nick being like, "Is this a problem Alley was like,

“"I would just ignore it wasn't Nick really you need to stop”

"and go somewhere so I'm like, "Panicky, "I don't do well with car troubles. "I'm in the middle of nowhere and it's Sunday "so the dealerships or clothes, which is where I trust it. "When to a gas station, I found out

"I needed a really specific type of coolant. "I'm really glad I didn't touch it. "I went to a Jiffy loop. "He tries to open the cap of my coolant thing "and the pressure that's on it.

"He was like, you need to stand back "and wait, imagine it. "I would have just grabbed it and pulled it off." The coolant, it was half full so that wasn't the problem. However, when he opened the cap, it was smoking.

And it was bubbling. Coolant is supposed to keep your car cool, so if it's boiling, terrible thing.

So basically they were like,

this needs to go in, you can try and make it home,

So I'm not to put your, the people on Blasad

“that just service your car two days before you drove out,”

but like, me thinks they did something. No, and by the way, I have my cars two years old. Like, yeah, it's a, it's a champagne problem, but it's bullshit. So I was like, I'm gonna try and make it.

If it comes up again, I'll stop, but I had to drive with the windows down, not with no AC on in 95 degree weather. And of course during that time, when you're trying to get in touch with us,

we're driving to pioneer town and have no sir. I'm like, I'm unable to help you. And also where you got stuck, weren't you stuck in like, San Bernardino? I didn't even know what to do with this.

No, I didn't even know what to do with this. I don't want to be stuck there. I know, and also quick circle back for the circle back. Someone was like, stop talking shit out, which at all, which at all keeps catching stress,

'cause we were like joking about something with Supria. I don't know. I don't know. Sorry to say, I'm Bernardino. Where is the fuck is Wichitaia?

Handsets babe. Home of beauty.

I've never talked about Kansas ever in my life.

Kansas, I don't think about you. She said, but she said, "Anyway, longs are short. I did make it home and made it to the dealership this morning. Katie was gracious enough to get you.

I could do like that. I'm listening to this from Kansas. I'm not talking about you, obviously. But I just, I don't know. It's the same thing when people just constantly talk about California.

And we're like, we don't want to think about you. Or two is you driving with our windows down in the sunshine. Place we can't into the circle backs, 'cause I have an embarrassing that shouldn't be because I had just been on the, at the dealership, I had already had this on my list.

The dealership always has a big ass thing of donuts. And I always want to get one, but no one else is touching the donuts. And I don't know if it's just because it's in LA or whatever, but I feel like I have to hide it. If I'm like getting them and like eating it in the corner,

I don't know, I still haven't gotten one because I just feel intimidated. Oh, no, I mean, buffet lines are embarrassing. Humiliating, like when walking around to like when we are in the pub Bahamas, maybe go to the buffet, I'm like, I don't like putting food on my plate, while there's like a line of people behind me and watching me.

It's just, I feel so embarrassed. No, it's horrible. Ariel, combing testified.

“And if you remember, we talked, this is probably like a year ago.”

We talked about this. This is the wife of the doctor that tried to murder her on a cliff in white. Her testimony, I recommend going to look it up if you're interested in the case. It all is so devastating. She's so lucky to be alive.

So he had come at her with a syringe. She knocked it out of his hand and then he started hitting her in the head and luckily other hikers were nearby and hurt it and found it. And he's trying to say it was self-defense. She was starting a fight.

It's complete bullshit. But why do men and also get a divorce? Can we please stop murdering? Oh, yeah. This one is funny because I got several texts from friends of mine that

listened to our show. We could not remember from the 90s, I called it a voicemail box. It's called an answering machine. Oh, yeah. Well, listen, sometimes in the moment, you can't think of like a really simple word,

guys. I know. We're talking about that. Thank you. Actually, we have two more.

There is drama and medieval times, but people have been asking us to talk about this because we have talked about our love for medieval times. So there's a group of people right now trying to advocate for lady nights for there to be women that are nights and medieval times is like full stop no and won't do it and apparently they're deleting comments and whatever, so it's pretty misogynistic and

interesting. And I'm like, I want lady nights. I didn't, I hadn't thought about whether I want a lady nights, but now that this has been brought up, I would like that.

I never wanted to be pushing back.

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know who's running that place, but I just want whoever's out there because people who listen have been flagging it. So we, we see that if you have any insight, especially if you work at medieval

nights or ever have and you have an opinion on this, please write in for a hometown hero. Imagine that one tall, tall gal in Game of Thrones when people were like, warned up for her. Absolutely.

We'd crush. You would kill it. You would get a whole new audience in there. I claim that like a tree. Yeah.

Okay. Last one. Apparently Cassie's just alerted us to the fact that we've gotten lots of emails about humming, we'll going down because you're talking about this in a fried might reminder. We have a fried episode, we answer your problems and we tell your stories, write them in

to disrespectfully [email protected], but someone had written in about being eaten out by this guy and he was humming and it was kind of an odd experience, but apparently it's delightful. And people are loving it. So, well, I'll have to see for myself and report back. Yeah.

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Who's on your daddy list and then let's get into some big fat drama? I'm going to put our friends West Naly on my daddy list, because there's just such a breath of fucking fresh air and just so funny and fun to be around. You forget about my troubles and my sorrows. They're just funny.

I just adore them, love them together. Also very gracious hosts, and they love when people come visit them. Yeah, I don't know. I just they're just daddy forever, and I love them. I love you guys if you're listening.

That's all. Okay. Yeah, pretty, pretty simple week for me. So we're going to share that one, and then this is kind of related to us because Olympus get it.

There's this doll on TikTok that's been doing this thing and it's all over everything. But the lyric specifically, your mouth is writing checks that your ass can't cash. Yeah. I just was like in terms of my little quips and isn't little phrases, I'm like, I need to pin that one.

That's so good. It's art. Everyone that participated in the No Kings protests across the country, it's a probably

talking about old folks home and them wanting to get lit. There was a huge line, walkers, wheelchairs, and they had signs around their next because they couldn't hold them while they're walking because they had used their walkers participating. And I just thought that was so cute. Also, remember when I got the, the set my to Hong, oh yeah, I was, so I did, I didn't

hold a sign in to have a sign to hold. So I was doing that the universe still signal for Hong. If you know, if you're ever kid driving, you know, long distances with your family and

“you drive past the, the semi-tracks, you go like this because that's how they hunk”

their horn. So, but everyone knows what that means.

And finally, there was a guy, there was a semi coming down and I pointed at him and I

went like this. And at first he waves and then he was like, oh, oh, and he did it and I got chills. You know what I mean? I describe that as we're going to file that under whimsy. It is whimsy.

So, there we go. And then my last one is old people going to Coachella for the first time. I've seen multiple videos about this and it's really cute watching them make their list and like taking notes on things. But you can do anything you haven't done at any age.

And this is also going to relate to my basement later. But I just, there's something about that. Like, you don't have to retire who you are as a person because you're whatever age. Get out there. Keep living.

Yeah. I had a thread over the weekend. Why is that a thing that I'm like, can we like normalize just doing whatever the fuck you want it, whatever age?

“If you want to go get your belly button pierce at 50, fucking do what you want to get your”

nose pierce, get a tattoo for the first time, fill your whole body with tattoos, wear whatever you want at any age. I hate that this whole thing. I'm just like, at this age, you want to do that or you're wearing that at this age. Like, what the fuck does that even mean?

I'm never going to subscribe to that bullshit.

So, yeah. I mean, I think I've told the story before, but my mom was very anti me getting tattoos. And my dad had tattoos. So it was like, she was just like, no, don't do that. Then she came on ship base one day from happy hour with her bitties, which she used to.

When she was 50, crack him, and she's like, I have to show you something. She pulled her pants down. She had a fucking fairy tattoo on her ass. And then got a bunch of them until the end of her life. So, yeah, I'm very just do what you got to do while you can, you know?

Why not? Why not? I don't know. When people are like, well, aren't you worried about what's going to look like when you're older?

No. No, it's going to look sick. That is not cross. What do I care?

You think I'm going to give a shit when I'm like 75 that I have a tattoo on my, like, no,

well, I'm going to have probably bigger problems and it's not going to be the tattoos on my body. Well, and yeah, if you're lucky enough to make it to that. Exactly. I'm living for right now.

Have you guys anyone watched the news lately? Literally. Anywho, should we talk about the drama? Talk about the drama. So, there has been a thing that's come out all over the internet.

This is named West or West, West from Summer House and Amanda Patula from Summer House, who was recently announced her divorce separation from Kyle Cook, also on Summer House. Have been. It's been reported that they have been seen canoeing and kissing all around town. The other major factor in this is Sierra, also of Summer House and West dated on and off

for retrying multiple times. And it seems like she's someone who has expressed she wants to get married and that's the past she's looking for a partner and actual community. Yeah. She's a very like lover, like she's, she wants to be dating series.

She doesn't want to be somebody's bucking hook up or booty call or nothing like that. Like she doesn't mess around with you, it's unless like they're serious about her and I respect that. Also, she's really pretty and I don't know her, but through mutuals, she's also very cool. She is.

I've heard nothing but good things about her. Like her costumes that she wears on their like their parties and the other show, do you watch them? I don't watch Summer House, but I saw it to talk where she came out as an older gal with Bezonga's and he was really funny.

They were usually do this, they were like, oh no, and she was so funny, she just completely commits to the bed. But she's also a really great friend. I don't know her personally, but like, everything that Amanda has gone through on a show with Kyle and I love Amanda, I do, but like Sierra's been extremely supportive and hyping

her up and empowering her along the way in terms of like her worth and what she's brought to the company. And I don't, I don't know what's up. I don't know the truth, I did take somebody I know and ask them if it was true and when they said, I saw the response.

So there's, I'm, I'm surprised here are two questions that I want to ask you. Number one, do you think it's true, so that pretty much answers that, is there's a good chance? I think it's true and I think there's absolutely more to it as well. And number two, what is your overarching, what are your overarching thoughts on the situation?

I think my overarching thoughts are similar to how I felt when it was like, well, this is before we knew about recalent and sand of all, but with recall with shorts,

“I'm like, you know, if you must shit where you eat, at least have it be something”

that's special, you know what I mean? Like, if sometimes, yeah, people fall in love through the most odd circumstances possible. And then you know what, if you're willing to risk it all, at least have it be for a great

I don't know that's necessarily what's happening here, but I mean, that's on the way around

you can see that otherwise there's seven billion people on this world.

And the thing is, I've made that mistake in my own life to do those types of things.

“So I recognize how it can happen, but I'm just saying, I think they're playing with”

fire, absolutely. I have lots of thoughts on this. Number one, we don't know if it's true, so allegedly, however, where they're smoke with fire, with Tom and Brickell, it was looking that way for a while and then it blew up, so I'm, and also all the sources and whatnot that we're seeing, I think it's

a big possibility, it's true. My biggest thing here is to your point, it seems like Sierra's been a really good friend to her. I think that people were saying, like, we haven't seen Amanda single because she's been with Kyle, and like, you just got out of a marriage with someone who didn't value you

and was seemed like a fuckboy in a child. So why on earth are you making this choice, but particularly willing to hurt your friend in the process? And like for me, as someone, a lot of people struggle in romantic relationships. I am definitely one of those people.

I also have, you know, worked through why that is and things in my childhood and have better tools now, but it is, it's hard for some people. So like, I hate when people minimize, it's like, oh, they weren't in a relationship for X amount of years or whatever, situationships are hard, and also oftentimes, I've had real serious relationships, and I've also had a lot of situationships, and the pain is still

there. And relationships are sometimes harder than the, the committed long term ones because it's sort of like the unanswered question, the unknown of like what maybe things could have

been, how they translate just, it's so hard, but yeah, I mean, ultimately what it comes

down to for me, if Sierra was like, oh, I don't care at all, then yeah, sure. But if Sierra has feelings about this, which it seems like from what we're seeing online and like Lindsay had posted a thing on her story of her own like, then yeah, it's not okay, and to me, it gives male centered for Amanda, if that is the choice she's making, but to your point, I'm like, there isn't any other man in New York, like, really?

“I mean, that's how I feel when it comes to that.”

And we've had Amanda's back. So I'm kind of like, and I still, and that's why this is why I like, I can take a step back and have the, you know, not the much herbicide, but just like the, the unfortunate of the unfortunate things that like, you know what, sometimes people like fall in love, and they can't help it, and that's, I mean, even, like, I was to the point of trying to make

well, Tom Schwartz with her kelm, like, if these two people had found each other, and they most, you know, I'd start, and it was just like, I can't help the way I feel, but like, well, then you know what, so be it, I can't, you know, but just to like walk around a little bit, I'm not saying that I don't know what their, I don't know what the story is here.

But it's like, you better be so certain about a person before you blow up your life. Right.

And I just don't know that you always can be, I don't know, but the same thing, it's given

the same energy is like with, in Utah, like chasing Dakota, are there not any other single available man that not only is he somebody who, you know, was married to one of the gals, got divorced, their co-parenting, he dated Leila, who's also part of the friend group, and now it's been, you know, said to that, like, him and Jesse have, like, made out or

“seen with each other, it's just like, why don't you go for the same fucking dude?”

I want to give credit where credit is due because we've, I've been critical of Kyle just from what I've heard and seen what we've talked about here, but I did see him on watching happens, I saw a clip that Andy asked him if this is true, how do you feel about it? And he basically was like, I don't think it's true, but I think this was a few weeks ago, but he said, if it is true, I feel Sierra can have an opinion about it, but I don't really

have the right to. So let go and like, God, and I don't think anyone's going to be concerned how I feel, which is true. I thought that was classy of him, but yeah, ultimately what it comes down to for me is just I'm so sad for Sierra, if that is true, that's a really hard thing to deal with.

And like, I guess, like your point, I mean, I guess if they're the love of each other's life, but I don't necessarily see that because I think Wes is like, from what I see, I think I hate to, I hate to make assumptions about people because of people do that about me from watching a show. You can't do that, but, you know, from what we're seeing of like just behavioral patterns,

like he seems like he's not ready to settle down and be, you know, in a serious relationship. Again, doesn't mean sometimes with the guys, it's just about the timing and the right person comes along. I don't know, but well, and then the flip side of that is Amanda just got out of the marriage. So like, I don't know that she's in the, you know, it's a little, let me, let me put it this way.

Sometimes, I think, given Amanda, and then, because I can relate to where she's been with all that, like you get, you kind of mourn and you start to process, like, way before it's even done. Like, she, she could, like, she's might have been just emotionally checked out and like moving on from this, like, while she was still with them.

And so yeah, well, it's, while this feels like bread new and fresh for us for her, it's most likely not. So this, the timing, you know, and this, sometimes you just, again, you can't help. I'm trying to, like, look at every angle of this because these are people that I've had. Some what about relationship with and so I need to have some love of understanding of, like,

But I don't know.

“Supposedly, there's, like, some joint state.”

I don't know.

There's been rumors that they're, like, Amanda and Wes are going to address it.

Which, I don't know. I try not to play too much into online rumors and fodder, but what else does have to see? Well, and also to your point about, like, the judgeman of reality TV, I don't want to be rude because I don't know him, but I'm like, that guy.

I don't know. He's got a cute personality. I can see that I can see the draw there, but like, when there's, girls that will throw themselves at, like, I don't know. I just don't know.

Wait, I have a question because you do watch Summer House because I did see online that people were saying that Andy said that it was an episode that just came out was Kyle's worst in 10 years. What happened? I don't know that is necessarily the worst because we have seen him get an ebrated and

stick his foot in his mouth a year after year after year. But yeah, he was, he says, I'm pretty cool, pretty fucked up things like he called a man of fucking bitch. Again, he was not an excuse, but like, he was just feeling like really, like, the all head come back from being out and we're like, partying with a bunch of people and

everything like this and they all went outside, like Amanda and Sarah and Mia and I think Jesse and like, they were all outside and Kyle's like inside like on his little DJ deck and getting pissed off that she's hanging out with everybody else and mainly just point out she's just hanging out with the boys, the girls were there too. And she's like, he's like, oh, just hanging out with our friends and not hanging out with

me and she goes, well, yeah, you're hanging out with strangers. I wanted to hang out with our friends with the group and but like, why didn't she just kind of like, like, he didn't make a lot of sense. And so he got really mean and it was really demeaning towards her. So yeah, I was a terrible look, but I know that there's still something like him and Carl

getting to some kind of physical altercation coming up. So I'm like, well, I can't get much worse. You know, so in the episode, did he apologize to her like the next day or was it just kind

“of like, whatever, I think there was like an attempt, I'm trying to remember that”

this out because it's been a week, yeah, if you don't know, I don't remember, but I know I know it was really awkward. It was really tense. And I know Wes was really upset with Kyle and we're wanting to hold him accountable for the things he said, which is now interesting, you know, but everyone like really has

a man does back and it's nice to see like, I just love the camaraderie that's happening on that show, especially with like Sierra and me and KGA just talking about like how difficult it can be to be, you know, a black person on a predominantly like white show probably white, you know, in general and like kind of just the challenges they face with relationships and dating and all that they just got really real and raw about it.

And I think it was a much needed and appreciated conversation, I'm loving somewhere else. So you should watch it.

I know, I always end up liking things that I don't know why I put it, I just watch the same

show over and over the last thing. I know, I'm always desperate for something new to watch.

“Well, did you watch the season finale of Love Story?”

Sure did cried my eyes out so tragic. What's the actress's name that plays the mom that plays Carolyn's mom, Constance Zimmer? Constance Zimmer, yeah, God, she was fantastic. She was, didn't have a huge part in the show, but holy shit did she bring it in that final episode, just the, when she was talking to Caroline and she was crying and heard the way

her voice like shook through those tears was just unreal. And then also Minnie Merrill, like, well, you blew my goddamn mind the other day. Oh, yeah. Naomi Watts played Jackie O. I didn't know, everyone's telling, why don't I know these things? No one tells me shit.

I don't know where you told me and I was like, what? And I looked it up and I was like, that is fully Naomi Watts. And I don't know what, I didn't recognize it with the brown cloth. No, yeah, cloth. That's crazy.

I also wanted the understanding because it was, and I mean, I could have googled

throughout, but of what actually happened. So it was, he was basically having to rely

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to use your phone in dreams. That's a good thing. Your phone doesn't work in dreams. Have you ever dreamt that you were trying to like text someone across someone and like your phone keeps fucking up and all that?

Not that it can work call at the top, but you're not saying we don't see phones in dreams. They just don't work. They just don't work. I've had dreams over and over. I'm trying to call someone, but the call keeps getting like dropped or I'm trying to text.

And like, I mean, sometimes it's a waking nightmare when you're trying to text on this new fucking whatever keyboard on the iPhone that just fails constantly. But it's just like, you can't spell anything, it's just the type of like your thumbs, like, can't get it. Have you even ever experienced this?

No, but I mean, to me, it sounds like when you're trying to run from something in your dream and all of a sudden, you can't run. Yeah, but apparently there is like, it's like a known thing that like using technology in dreams, you can't. Well, it's interesting you say that because I did have a dream the other day.

It was, and it was on the phone with her. And she was relaying to me something like I could hear her almost like it was on speaker. And I was trying to help her through a problem.

“And then in my dream, I was like, why am I talking to this person?”

But I couldn't see the phone. And I remember thinking that I, and like for some reason, it was like there were parts that were black when it was cutting to the other person, but maybe that's part like I literally could not see her phone. No, possibly.

Like, I think that's, I don't know what I knew. We were on a phone call. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm going to have to like maybe look into a little bit more like what it is. But like when I school that, they're like, yeah, no, like your phone, you can't like use

your phone. So now to the point where if I'm getting frustrated with my phone and my dream, that's that is an indicator to me that I am dreaming. So this happened to you recently. Oh, it happens all the time.

It happens all the time. And so what, when I'm like trying to like text on one of my dream and it's like not working. Eventually, I'll be like, oh, it's because I'm a dream. There's no reason why I'm up when you realize you're in a dream at so annoying.

I don't know. I mean, do you ever dream like that where you realize that you're dreaming while it's happening? Yes. And I wake up a hundred percent of the time.

Because then you're like, no, let me get up. Yeah. I don't know. I do eventually, but initially, I'm like, no, not being able to use because I, there's

people always assign meanings, but you know, it's like when you're teeth fall out, which

might teeth fall out a lot in dreams, it's about loss. So it's like something to do with that. I have a loss of anything yet, but I keep dreaming about that stuff.

or communication breakdowns in your waking life. Physically, this occurs because the brain's executive function network responsible for reading writing and logical motor skills is inactive during REM sleep, making complex tasks like dialing numbers impossible. Okay.

So it's an executive function thing. That's so interesting because, so who knows, maybe it is feelings of a subconscious anxiety thing going on, but maybe it's just because your brain is like, that part's like, who? Like, you're actually in REM sleep.

It's so fucking frustrating. False awakening or lucid dream cues, which is what you were just talking up. Because fun technology is in the new context of human history, the brain often cannot properly simulate it. It's also interesting, causing the fun screen to be distorted, broken, or usable.

This confusion can actually help you realize your in the dream, which it does. But I'm surprised.

“I think it's actually something that's kind of cunty that you're able to stay asleep”

because my brain can never, my brain's like, oh, it's good.

I don't know how much longer I'm asleep because, you know, God, sometimes I have like marathon dreams, I've probably spent life times, but maybe it's been 15 minutes. So who knows how long, but I've had dreams where I realized, I mean, it was like an old bedroom of mine. So this was years ago.

And there was all these like people in there with like birthday presents and I was like, it's not my birthday. Like, why are you giving me presents? Right. And I'm like, oh, why are you in this room?

And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm dreaming. And I started saying to people in my dream, like, I am dreaming. And they looked at me, like, it was weird. It was the way they, like, it's the same thing I know when you ask people what the day or time isn't a dream.

They like, they never know or get weird. They don't get mad, but they all said it's just like, they just like, kind of go like comatose. They're like, they just like stare through you, because you're a vivid dreamer, and you remember them?

Yeah. Do you ever wish it wasn't that way? Nope. I love it. I just wish I didn't have so many night terrors.

My brain, my brain is such a weird, strange place. And like, I don't know how it pieces things together. Like, someone will pop up with my dream like Fred Durst. And I was like, why was I just dreaming that I was just like, hanging out, like he's just like a homey?

The randomness of it. I mean, I don't mind the random ones, but it's mostly just when they're bad. But it's also funny to me, like, the, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, or whatever when some people can't picture shit? Like, why is that different people?

I know lots of people that can't remember a single thing about their dreams ever. That's, I'm like, see, it's made that seem so grim, like so just like, really, do you, so do you, I don't, maybe it's like, I have a colorful imagination.

“That's what I mean, so when people can't, when they don't see things, like, do they ever”

play house or like any kind of imagination games growing up? Because I can, like, I assume they did. I think we're all just built different. It's quite strange, like, even for me, when I think about taste buds, sometimes I get freaked out.

Why? Why do we have different, why do we like different things? Like some people who taste, so when they eat cilantro, and I feel so bad for them, because the cilantro is fucking delicious. I don't know, I understand, I understand a lot of different shapes and heights and things

like that. But like, I feel bad for people that don't have a refined palate. Well, how do you feel about parsley? We're kind of scraping the bottom of the mirror here. No, we're not.

We're not. I love cilantro. Parsley is disgusting. I don't really impartial the part. I don't give a shit about parsley.

I don't think about her. You wish, I wish that I liked it, because people do a nice herbiposta herbaceous. But the thing is, I hate parsley so much at Olive Garden.

They always sprinkle it on my goddamn angel hair pasta with Alfredo, and I ask them not

to. Because I hate to eat. I don't like to taste like anything like that.

“My nightmare in life is like a clam, linguini, all involved, or whatever you call it when”

it's just like a really light sauce, and then someone fucking parsley's it up and just puts it in its poison. And I actually, one time from my favorite Mexican restaurant in the valley that I order my burritos from unbelievably delicious. And I always get the greens that they have for the best birthday.

And they put cilantro over it. They got hoodwinked. They got parsley and thought it was cilantro 100% like, which I don't think was their fault. I think they just they thought it was like the shit been or whatever.

I took one bite and had to throw away the entire, I could not eat it like disgusting. My, my only bugaboo with cilantro is when they leave it on the the stem. It's a little reckless, pull the shit off like I get, I get mad like if it's not, if it's not plucked from the stem and they just stick it on like a full like a whole string of it.

No one wants that. I'm going to pull it off. No one wants that. I can't like do, and I don't know, I can't chew through it. Well, you're not, you're not a, you're not a bunny rabbit.

So then no, no, but Nicole, you don't care. I'll do it. No one likes cilantro more than him.

I probably would be second that line.

I truly love it, but yeah, I don't, that's, you know, who's doing that?

Okay, and then I have a question for you.

Okay. Tiger Woods got another DUI. Can that man stay away from cars? I feel like, eh, yeah, um, he rolled his car. Oh, he got in.

He got in. Yeah. He's okay. But then you got the orange man out there being like, Tiger Woods is great. There's, and he got in a minor fender fender, uh, minor fender fender is not a rolling

of vehicle while you're hammered. So here's the point that I want to hammer home about this. That man's net worth is $1 billion. No one should be drinking and driving, particularly if you're in the state that you are going to roll a car.

It is inexcusable for me to be a mega wealthy person and you then hire a driver full time. That is fucking crazy. Oh, my God. Also in Uber is cheaper than a DUI.

It's safer than a DUI. All the things.

But like, if I ever had a billion dollars, which will never happen.

But if I, if I ever had just enough money to have a full time driver, I fucking would too. I love being driven. Absolutely.

“So what is the, so for me, it's just completely inexcusable like you, why is with you?”

Stop it. But a DUI will be the most expensive or tab you ever have. Uh-huh. Sure thing. Also, it's just kind of embarrassing, too.

No, it's so embarrassing for him and his mug shots are always like, sometimes I feel a little puppy, perhaps an ice roller for you, Tiger. And maybe a nice little college and sheet mask, let it dry overnight. Yeah. I mean, we're not quite to the basement yet, but I'm going to go ahead and stick that

basement behavior. There is, there is no excuse in general, but truly, if you are so wealthy, like, what are you doing? No, you can't afford an Uber. Yeah.

Well, you probably don't want to take an Uber because your tiger was belittled. But then get a driver, then you can have a personal driver, even it may be not 24/7, but if you know you're going to be drinking, have someone on standby, like, that you can afford it. Did you hear about the gau that drove through that market in, uh, where was it?

Somewhere north of here. Recently? Yeah. No, what happened? She exwerved hit a cyclist and then ran into, like, it was like, a little girl, she

started marketing and I think three people were killed. She was in her 70s. I've not, like, super old, but I think I've, I've said this for a long time. I really, really think that once you get to a certain age, similar, like, we've no problem, like, putting laws in place about when people can drive a, what age and they need to

have a, you know, a learner's plan for a long time. I feel like when you get to an age where you're in cognitive decline, I think you need to take, uh, actual driving tests every five years to maintain licenses. I mean, I see so many people on the freeway where it's like, they're driving unsafe speeds and not in not changing lanes safely and I'm not talking that they're driving fast.

They're driving. You can't drive 45 miles an hour, splitting a lane while other people around you are driving 80. That is so unsafe. And then you drive past it.

And it's like literally the tiny old person up against their fucking thing, what they're glass, like, um, no more driving. I know, I know, I don't want to take away people's independence. I don't want to treat them like they're children, but like, when you're risking

“lives, I think you should, it should be regulated on how much time you can spend”

behind a wheel. Well, the thing is, it's a public safety concern and I agree with you. It's, and I know it's a really hard thing. And if we all get the chance to age, we will all experience it. But I know it's a, it's a deeply uncomfortable feeling of losing your independence for

people that shouldn't be, I mean, when my mom was sick, she had to stop driving because she had brain cancer. So it's obviously, it's cognitive function and it was really, really hard for her. But like, it wasn't safe at a point. So I agree with you about the five year thing.

I mean, hello, we need, we have a bunch of fossils running the country and they're driving it right into the ground. So let's do some age limits on Congress and the highest seat of power in the world and also driving. Yeah, I would say every five years after a certain age.

And it's just, it's always like a really old person in like a fucking B-Wick, which is

basically a military tank. So yeah, that can do the most amount of damage. But it's like, they can't see well, they can't hear well. Like, I'm, I'm not being mean, this is, it's fat. Hello, if you spend, if you have grandparents or parents of a certain age, you see

it with your own damn eyes. And it's again, I, again, I understand independence and they got to take care of them. Whatever. But like, it may be if that happened, our, you know, public transportation would be better taking care of.

Well, also it's safety for others, but also them. Yeah. You don't, we don't want them getting into an accident when, you know, everything's a little more rickety. Yeah, exactly.

If this was the one in Westwood in February, she was 92. Was it the 99 Ranch? Yeah, yeah. It was Westwood. I don't know why I thought it was, like, West Lake, but anyway, 92.

92. 92, 92. That's, I don't know why I got that. So it was it. So yeah.

And then maybe after 90 every year, we got to check that out every six months, too. Oh, so sad. Yeah. What question do you have to ask me? Was it about that?

“Um, do you, okay, I haven't researched it too, too much, but did you hear about the kit?”

Yeah.

Yes, I did. Like, remember the, the Fita, the Fihita news?

“We, Piced, that's where, isn't that where beef pluckers came from?”

No, beef pluckers, what came from me having to pluck beef from my throat. Okay. So, we were talking about the, like, the guy, the dealer in the corner. This is like, the dealer. Now, there's a kickcat, the Fondaluce.

Didn't they steal, like, 12 million something like pound?

I, it was a huge amount of kickcat. If you catch them out in Europe somewhere, like, just who needs that much kickcats? Why? Wait a second. Let me go see some kickcats.

Um, because they put a statement out. They did, okay. Kickcats official statement on this is, we can confirm that 12 tons, 12 tons. So, that's 24,000 pounds of kickcat products were stolen while in transit between our factory in central Italy and their destination in Poland.

We are working closely with local authorities and supply and jim partners to investigate. Good news is there are no concerns for consumer safety and supply is not affected. Thank you. What the fuck do you need that much kick? Like, and that's us saying that, which is something, but my furthermore, it's not like

they stole gold bars. Kickcats are a dollar, $20,000 in inflation, that's probably $250. So what do you, you were having to pay until you get to get that here?

Yeah, you're gonna have it.

Yeah, you're gonna have it. That's like on the black market. You're gonna have a hard time selling all those kickcats. As someone who loves kickcats, yes, I'm a bit lost on this one. I'm desperate to know what the motivation was behind the crime, because it doesn't have

a high resource. Was it a mistake in identity if they one truck got switched out, you know, someone got gold bars and now they got the kickcats? Yeah, it must have been a clerical error, but what are you gonna do with your mountain of kickcats?

And where do you even put $12 to the kickcats?

“That's what I mean, how do you lose 12 tons of kickcats?”

How, like, they're working with local authorities. I have so many questions, I'm sure, also if someone is robbing, you know, their robbers, I'm imagining they're not, like, Kylie Jenner isn't stealing 12 tons of kickcats, and she has the space to store them. Yeah, so you're probably, if you're robbing a truck, you're probably don't have

the space for where are you putting those?

My opinion on this is that they must look or assume that this cargo is carrying something

of more value and more use to them than kickcats, and now they've figured out that it's kickcats, and they've ditched it somewhere, and they're on the roof. The roofs? Sorry, they ditched it, and now they're on the loose, just trying to escape embarrassment. Imagine doing time for selling kickcats.

Fuck, it's not worth it. You know what, I like that theory. I bet they took one box for the road though, they're like, we're gonna have a snacky snack. This is bullshit. Yeah, what if I get into a hungry?

So, you think you think they're gonna find the kickcats? Yeah. And they're not gonna be able to sell them because they're, even if it looks sealed, they wouldn't, you know, do that. So, you will, if you need someone to take some off your hands, hit us up.

Disrespectfully [email protected], we can be reached there for any reason. I would like a lifetime supply, personally.

“I think that that is the equivalent of there are no ethical billionaires.”

No one needs 12 times. That's okay. Your grandchildren grandchildren couldn't finish those kickcats. On the subject of kickcats, how do you eat the kickcat? I'm not a fucking lunatic, so I break each stick off.

Okay, and then how do you eat it? Do you take bites out of it? Or take it? Okay, I eat the chocolate off the edges, or I take a bite and suck on it. That's acceptable to me.

The other day, I was actually telling someone about what a fucking freak you are with your sockshoe sockshoe thing, not to bring that up again. But I just think that that is one of the crazier things about your personality. I, the over-simulation, I could not imagine having a naked foot and a foot in case with a sock and shoe.

I know you're doing it pretty quickly, but it's just, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I leave, I got one shoe on a bare foot and I brush my teeth. I don't know. I get crazy with it. How about, how do you feel about someone just biting into it, a full force?

That's for bars. That? No. Are you still ripping string cheese? You bite-knit.

I've never been in. You do, which is also so scary. I know. So I thought maybe you would just take a bite into like a couple sections of kickcat at a time. No, I guess you, I could understand how you would get to that decision.

But I do, I got some string cheese later and I bit right into it and I was like, can't tell me what to do. I used to rip them, but now I'm not as dainty, so they come off and thick pieces. It's stupid. Well, I'm not trying to get the tiniest string possible, but like, you know, oh, I am.

I used to love that, like, the melt in your mouth. So when you, when you just get the perfectly sized string ripped off of it, that's a good time. Hey, do you want to talk about our basements? Yes.

Just losing yours. I got a couple. So one is dry skin. That's a good one. Like dry skin and dry lips, um, it's just, it's a sensory issue more than anything.

It's just, like, when your hands feel dry, like, while the weekend, over the weekend, we're in the desert. So like naturally it's windy, so like, just the salty pools, the salty pools.

talking about because like, it started to hurt and I just couldn't think about anything.

I also my lips were so dry. I hate that.

“I hate being dry, very uncomfortable and itchy.”

No, no, I'm just like, it just doesn't feel good. Yeah. And then I was also going to put, I know, this is kind of a circle backs, uh, recycling of one's pre was on the other week and she had aggressive drivers in there. I got to put it in there because the minute I left the studio that day, I had the most

insane encounter with somebody who was, I mean, when you're driving down Vintura Boulevard, and there's stop lights on every block, you can only go so fast. And there was like a little amount of traffic, but this person was losing their mind because somebody, I was in the left lane, but somebody was in the left turn lane, but they were their back end was blocking me, so I couldn't get around them.

And this person behind me laid on their horn, and I looked at my rear view mirror and it

looked like this psycho, like, their arms are flailing, their head is flailing, they're flipping

me off. And I'm like, I can't go anywhere. And they go around me, and they peed, I'm surprised they didn't fish tail. And I looked to my right and they're screaming as they passed me, both fingers in the air, yelling.

And I just, I laugh. And then I'm like, no, and so then I lay on my horn for a solid 10 seconds. And I see their hands flying, I think this person was so in, well, I got a little scared. Because then of course, then we're at a light because you can't go anywhere. But they were, they were weaving, driving so recklessly, I was like, I'm scared that they're

going to kill a person.

“Yeah, but see, that's what scares me as you never know who's in that car.”

So when someone is having that big of a reaction, it's like, yeah, I should have, I should have not engaged, but it was so insane, comical, almost, no, they, they, they look like a cartoon character.

I couldn't believe it, but yeah, that's, that's all I really got.

Okay, I have three. We are not runners. Everyone knows this. So I somehow got on this side of TikTok, but I'm glad that I did. There's a company called You Can Jells.

If you are a runner, please do not support this company, spread the word. There's a runner named Emma Bates, who is at the top of her game world class athlete. She told them she was pregnant and they dropped her. So huge opportunity miss for them, too, to not support lots of regular runners, run through their pregnancies, and it's just such a bad look.

Also weird, they're like, we're in an age where women cannot choose to be pregnant or not be pregnant, and then, you know, the argument is like, no, have all the babies, but then what, like risk losing sponsorship, like, we cannot fucking win. I'm so annoyed by that.

“Yeah, that piss me off, I actually have a car thing too.”

Something that's been happening lately, like, when you're making a difficult turn out of somewhere, and you don't want to block a lane, when someone is sitting a full car length behind another car to red light, pull up people, I have been running into that so much lately, and it's bizarre to me. Like, please close the gap, and I don't want to honk at them, because I don't want to

start something, but I'm like, I'm now blocking traffic, and if you moved up, I can get in the lane. Yeah, it's situational awareness, people. If you recognize that it's getting a little thick, people are like trying to make lights, like, be a part of the solution to the problem.

And then my last one, which is in relation to what we were talking about earlier, people who judge other people for whatever their hobby is at any age. I can't tell you how many times people come on my page and or like, on TikTok or more so I'd say it happens there, but like I'm doing a silly dance or whatever people like 35 mind you.

And I'm like, I'm sorry, what age are we supposed to stop being fun or living or, yeah, if I want to have my titties out at Coachella, when I'm 80, I'm going to go ahead and do that. But like, I just think it's so weird, and it's why are you projecting your limitations on to me?

Like, how boring is your life? Um, yeah, I'm going to not have so many self-limiting beliefs moving forward, but like, I've seen it from other people too because like, go to like a lot of shows. Like, like, I, yeah, these similar things I was doing when I was in high school, for sure, but like, how great is that?

Right. I could just still connect with like my youth in a way that like most people don't. And I'm sorry if your life turned out in a way that you can't enjoy things or, you know, you've, you've, you've designed your life to be what it would be. And so if you're, if you're going to limit yourself in those ways, like, that's a

new problem, not a me problem, but like, no, I'm going to continue doing these things. And by the way, it doesn't hurt my feelings. I'm like, you're stupid, but we talk about this all the time, just stop taking it so seriously. Life is finite.

Like, I have fun, encourage that more people need to have fun, more people need to have whim, whimsy, more people need to stop caring about what idiots think about them. Do whatever makes you happy. The, yeah, the only time I'll say, like, is when you get too old to be engaging in reckless behavior.

Yeah, total. I mean, there are different things. But I'm just saying, if they're, like, those only, like, you'll catch me here and say, like, you're too old for that is when you're somebody that cannot recognize when to get a grip.

Yeah, getting a grip is the caveat there.

Such a looser. There's a looser.

There's a looser behavior.

That is a loser behavior. Okay. That's how we got, guys. Is that all we got? Oh, we got.

Okay.

Well, I hope everyone has a fab day.

Until next time. See you Friday. Okay, love you. Bye. [MUSIC]

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