The Jake Shane Episode

♪ His name is Jake ♪ ♪ Jake one, Jake one ♪ ♪ Shane ♪ ♪ Shane Shane ♪ ♪ Shane Shane ♪

♪ Shane Shane ♪ - He'll say, "Oh, hey, you're a pain." (audience cheering) - You excited for Shane to come? - Shane Jake?

- Yeah, Shane Jake.

- I am excited. I've never met him.

- I've seen clips of him online.

“It seems like he's a prominent podcaster.”

- Do you know how he actually started? - Heat. - What? - I was just gonna make a joke. - Oh, you wanna make it?

- Okay, do you wanna tell? - Check, make your joke. - A joke, it's why I didn't say it. - Make your joke. - What is it?

- A, a sure microphone and a dream. - Does that mean a joke? - A Shane microphone? - No, sure, like an SM, what? - Yeah, I don't, I know actually.

- Like, that's how he started. - You know what? - All right. - It's a little hot. - You know a little hot.

- I don't take off the blanket. - Maybe with all the jokes you're getting. So, are you gonna save him for Jake? - I'm gonna make a lot of jokes to Jake. - Really?

- I need you to tell me about what's in front of me, so I can start eating. - What's in front of you? This is a beautiful pineapple. - Wait.

- Why is it, why is the lava cake brand?

- Oh, it's the new Domino's small lava cake. - Are you telling me this thing's a small? - Yeah. - Domino's small. - You never had it.

- Oh, oh my God. - Yeah, show the good. - You see the goo? - Show the goo? - Put the cream to the lens.

- Oh. - Oh my God. - Is it good? - Give me. - Give me half by my mind.

- Oh. - Oh, I got no, there's coming in all direction. - And there's, you can take a bite of that and you can take a bite of that. - That's a chocolate mold.

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - That's more. Give me some more.

- This is maybe the best more I've ever had. - You've got to think them. - What other things can we put on sticks? - Heads. - Did it?

- What? - No, to cook. - Oh. - You could put, you could put this on a stick. - Mm.

- Chicken. - Me, chicken come up. - Yeah, I guess, come up. - Yeah, everything. - You couldn't put anything on a stick.

- Fruit, pizza, from Domino's which I've had. - No, stick pizza. - No, stick pizza. - No one's on a stick. - No one's on a stick.

- You could put the pizza on a stick if you want. You just fold it and put it on a stick. It's not that hard. - I don't think I've ever put it on. - No one would ever put a pizza on a stick.

- Don't get a fire going on. - No, I'm cold. - No, I'm gonna get cozy. Honestly, smorse reminds me of camping. - Oh, yeah.

- It does. - You big camper. - Do you like camping? - I hate camping. - You like the idea of it.

- I'm going on. - Over night camp. - Oh, my God, yeah. - I don't like going to, like, some fucking flot of land.

“- Yeah, like, check, would you ever be in like a tent?”

- In like the middle, sorry, I can't even think of that. I'm getting residual taste in the back of my throat from how delicious the smor was. - I just thought of a new joke. - Okay.

- Why did the guy hate camping? - Why? - It was intense. - That's a good joke. - That's good.

- Oh, jigs here. - Hey, I'm here. We do a high-pusties. Oh, this is serious. Can you believe we did this?

- Oh, thank you. - 'Cause we're talking about it, doesn't we? - Fuck Mary killin' the three of us. - Oh, Jesus Christ, check the last. - Yeah, Jesus.

- That's not anything. - Like, fuck me, please. - Oh, fuck. - Fuck. - Fuck.

- Fuck. (laughing) (laughing) - Oh, my favorite. - My favorite.

- Well, you really hit a perfect note there. - Thanks, I thought that. - It was like pitch perfect. - I know. - You know me sings.

- You know me? - I know you sing. - No, I do a little like comedy music. - He does comedy music too. - Don't take him seriously.

- You got anything on the web? - Yeah, I'll send it to you after. - Okay. - Do you know about his past with Octopus? - No, I don't know anything about your past.

- Would you explain your past with Octopus? - I used to review, why still do, actually,

“review Octopus, that's how I started my account.”

I would do like high-poses, and then I would review the Octopus, and then I would do it out of eight times to both of this. - Did you put a lot of thought into that strategy? - No, I was smoking a lot of the time.

I was bored, I was in college. - You love Octopus? - Love.

- I've actually never had Octopus other than--

- Oh, okay. - See, I messed up. - Why? - I forgot to put the dressing in before I put it. - Is this one?

- Oh, we can do it, it can happen. - Pour it all in? - No, no, no, no, I think you're right. And now I'm a little stressed out about it. - You wanna just eat out of this one?

- No, I'll do this one too. - Have you ever had Octopus? - Not, not in it's not like one bite. - Would you like one bite? - Just what's there, not for.

- Just go like this. - Columari, I'm-- - No, that's squid, come on. - Oh, it thought it was Octopus, too. - But I had the same thought.

- Really, I actually don't know if it's for you. - What? - Filly. - Eagles fan? - Yeah.

- God, there are a lot. I mean, love, I like the Eagles too, but they take it seriously. - Where are you from? - New York.

- I mean, I do, because the people I was surrounded by like the Eagles

“and if they lose their in the worst fucking mood”

all the way to the sports. - No, I like how people behave. - Are you surrounded by a lot of Filly people? - Yes. - Oh, that's fun.

I love Filly people. - They're fun. - Really boy. - Yeah, oh, clearly. - I know 'til I met him, but-- - There's a little bit of a grit.

There's an optimism. - Mixed with a kind of pessimism as well. - They're the blue collar boy. - The blue collar boy. - I can't do, I cannot see the life on anything.

I can't, I don't like bones and I don't like, you know, I see the-- - I don't know how bones. - No, I don't know, but like a chicken wing. - Yeah, check, take, take.

- Take, take, don't talk. - You're like this. - I think this is the best. - Yeah, that's a good piece. - It's so good, tendrils.

- No, it's so green. - Just put it just put it in your mouth. - It's delicious. - You're a picky eater, huh? - Yeah.

- Isn't that delicious? - It's the tendrils, I, oh my god, it's a tendrils. - It's a tendrils. - It's a tendrils. - Do you mean tentacles, Mochi?

- Yeah, it's good.

“- Yeah, you know, you know, immediately,”

hate, if you say something, he immediately hates it. - It looks like a mine. - I was like, that was like a dollar. - That was like the dollar, we are.

- I gotta say, I just do think that, you know, this is a tentacle, right? - Well, stop touching this. - This is a tentacle, but on the tentacle, there are tentacles. I think I've no, I'm not sure.

I've never said tentacles in my life before.

- I don't even, it's just like, it's like, it's like, it's like a petan. - These little circular things. - No. - If you could call this, it's a tentacle. - If this is called a tentacle, then I'm blown away

at my own fault. - Okay, call the tentacle. - Where'd you go? - Are you asking God? - Green, if it's a tentacle, rad if it's not. - Yep, not a tentacle, you're an idiot.

- But it's really even a word. - It's a tentacle, where there's a tentacle. - It's a tentacle. - Wait, so where'd you go to college? - University of Richmond. - Spiders? - Virginia.

- Yeah. - You like? - I do. - I didn't love it at first, 'cause it's very, very like, preppy. Like, every single guy is wearing like, purple pants

and like, a lanyard croquis, all that. - Love. - Yeah, that's not my speed. Like, I'm like, just like this type of outfit, like a guy who knows his way around the basketball court.

But I learned, Richmond, I really did, I kind of judged a lot of those things. - Have you ever been taking their shoes off? - I can't stand. - I can't stand either. - Realize that it is too.

- Oh, it's like right here. - You know how much better I feel? - I feel a calm in the knees.

- Like the top of Dave's body is always in a different mood

than the bottom. - What do you mean by that? - Like, right now, like the top of him is like, oh, I work in like finance or like, it's like, casual, where are you getting finance?

- Casual Friday from like, from like a, like a, - That we're married. - No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Like a J crusher, then it's like, oh, my bottoms are like, maybe I'm at Equinox. And then like, the shoes are like, I'm at home.

- At the university of Richmond, I judged a lot of books by their cover. I saw these man in the way that they dressed and I thought, wow, you guys are fucking losers. And then I realized, I like these people.

At the end of the day, when I got past the office, I thought these were just normal guys just like me and then I found my people and then I ended up loving university of Richmond. - People that dressed like you?

- No, I'm saying they dressed really lame still, but I liked their personality. - It didn't dress like that. - I mean, I think it's just, it's an East Coast vibe. - Yeah, I find it to be like an ostentatious,

pretentious way to physically carry yourself, but maybe that's me being, I'm being judgmental. I'm being judgmental. - That's what?

- I'm admitting that. I judge books by their cover. - Yeah, I think if you would say something incorrect and you admit it right after, it's fine. - Is your face like so chiseled right?

Now, you look very different in a very good way. - You got the fuck off, are you serious? 'Cause I woke up, it's one day I looked in the mirror and I was like, my face is so puffy. I know you look like chiseled. I think I lost weights

and I lost saw you. - Are you like having a lot of sex right now? - No, I haven't had sex in a while. - What about, then was that last time great? - Yeah, it was awesome.

I think it was, yeah, it was awesome. - Are you dating? - I'm dating around, yeah. - But it's just all the guys, good guys are in New York, I feel like.

- Are you, are you like not fast, sexually? - Like to, you know, so I'd like to think of myself as not, but I think I am. - Okay. - Are you a top or bottom or verse?

- What do you think, Benny?

“- No, you have to be verse in a time like that.”

- I can't be verse. - It's you do. - I don't want to. - You're bottoms up, bottoms up. - Yep, I don't want to be verse.

I don't want to. - Have you ever fucked the man? - No. - You haven't. - No, never.

- Love man. - Is that crazy? - Well, I don't even have much context for how long he didn't know. He didn't know top-bottom or verse.

- She gave friends at all. He has like 10 gay friends. - Yeah, you have like a lot of gay friends. - Yeah. - He wants to talk about being gay.

- Okay. - Well, how often, like, is it rare that someone who is a bottom does not at least experiment with the top? - No, I think it's rare the my mindset. - Yes, your mindset is rare.

- Like, I think I'm just-- - Rare and now. - Rare and now. - Yes, it didn't used to be. But like, in the, like, 2020 on word,

it's been a whole-- - It's just like everything's for everyone. - Your own-- - You're all looking down?

- No, I'm always, I'm always looking for someone

- But when you're up, but that means that you're up. - Yeah, on your stomach. - Yes. - Yeah. - You can do it now.

- You could be like this. - I guess. - Have you ever fucked like that? - No.

- You've never fucked like on top of a man,

like this staring at him. - Like, I have. (laughing) - I don't know, not with my legs spread out like that. - How do you do it?

You're like this. - I don't know. - What do you mean you don't know? - I think I wouldn't be a bottle. - I think I guess.

- I think I guess. - Wait, wait, I need to know. How are you sitting? - Like, I don't know what, yes, I'll explain. (laughing)

“- Is there a certain personality that follows the top men?”

- I just would like someone that takes care of me. - Yeah. - It's kind of like a dominant non-dominous leads to the way. And I feel very, I feel very dominant and my professional life and my other aspects of life.

So I like the opposite of my romantic life. - Yeah, I like that. - It's very much like that, I think. - Yeah. - I was like, men and women had an easy way

to decipher sexual appetite like that. - You don't think you do. - No, it's like, everyone's moving. - I think you can take a different, really. You can tell what a girl's into.

- Yes, usually. - You can't tell all I guess. - No, but usually, it's usually, I believe, it's like what you're saying. Someone is like really dominant in like their professional life.

They probably want to be more if you're a witness. - Well, women could be very like sexually aggressive, right? But in a way where they're still being dominated. - Yes, I know what you mean, yes. - Okay, wait, Jake, you have to guess

all of our sexual preferences right now. Not just like as a whole, like a dominant or submissive. Okay, go to him first. - I think you're dominant. - Sometimes, I think you're submissive.

- Okay. - Oh, you got us flip-flopped. - What? - Yes. - Interesting.

“- So you're submissive, you're dominant.”

- I'm not submissive. - And you guys are like both submissive. - No, we're both romantic. - I don't think romantic is submissive. - Okay, it's just very, it's not like,

it's, we don't, you do one of us like aggressive like, like we don't like that. - We think it's pretty versatile. - There's a good for you guys. - Oh, check, you guys, you're real dominant all the time.

- Anyway. - And he is like, - So I would think you would like to be spanked. - I have psoriasis. - So what is that exactly?

- As I remember, you know a baboon, how to have like that purple, slimy backside. - Blue, how's that? - The baboon, the creature. (laughing)

- Like, for a fiki, in the, you know, for a fiki turns his back to like the TV audience or whatever you see, the perfect fiki. - For a fiki, have the lion's head. - That your joke isn't landing.

- Let a joke. It's the same. - It's the same, the fiki is. - He's saying that my ass looks the same as a baboon. (laughing)

- Domino snores lava cakes. - Did you guys ever camp? - Yeah. - Like, you'd be ever been camping? - Oh, 'cause it snores, yeah, I have been camping.

- I don't have been. - Have you? - Yeah, I used to do upwind college, we used to do like an annual camping canoe trip, but I would sleep in the car.

I didn't do the tent thing, I was too. - Swapping the car. - Yeah, every year. The bugs and like the, it was like the stickiness of the morning.

- Speaking of stickiness, there's nothing better than sticking your mouth out of this. - Domino's lava cake. - Look at this, you guys wanna see the goo. - Look at that.

- Look at that. - Oh, every time it's gooey. - You can get three. - Domino's lava cakes when you mix and match any? - Two or more menu items.

You know how I've been doing a lot of online shopping for furniture? - Yeah, I see you on my fair. - Yeah, I go on a way fair, and then I scroll to the bottom and you can see all the reviews.

- And there's like pictures and there's so many reviews

“and that's how I decide if I'm gonna buy the product.”

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- 'Cause every deal they have on their own is Wafer. - Oh, who's your dream man? - I think my dream man is, well, I use this mm, like someone that looks like Ashton Kutcher

and works in finance. - Oh, that's finance guy. - I feel like that's so easy. - That sounds cool. - That sounds cool.

You would think so. But I just don't want somebody that takes away from like, like, I like to, I don't know. I like to be like the funny one and they can't be funny. - Well though, I would appreciate it if they're funny to me.

But like funny to everyone know. - Really? - Only you can be funny. - Well, I don't want them to be funny to everyone 'cause then I wouldn't be laughing at them and not me.

(laughing)

- No, but here's what I said to Kristen in our vows.

Like I always thought, of course I'm gonna be like the funny guy and whatever relationship I end up with,

I really feel like I said in our vows.

“I said, you know, even though I thought my whole life”

that I was meant to like entertain the world, I realized like, maybe my true purpose is that I get to be your audience. - Wow, that's so sweet. - Do you find dating in LA hard?

- I'm miserable. - Yeah, miserable. Tell me about the worst date you've had in LA. - The worst date was this guy, we went on a date. It was like fine.

So, okay, this is what I'm saying. We split the check. I was like, I offered to split and he was like, yeah. - Huh, and he was 26 and I was like 20. - And I was like, or 21 and I was like, why?

- I just asked a quick question. - Yeah. - The checks split out. See, this is where I'm like, I want to be treated like a princess.

- Yeah, so no. - It falls into the dominant, non-dominant. - Yes, it absolutely does. And now, because I make my own money, I'm comfortable enough like getting a check sometimes.

Like, had we been on like a second or third date,

but on the first one, pay for me. - Please. - You want that to be like the signal of like, here's how the relationship is gonna like. - Just like, I'm gonna take care of you.

I'm gonna look out for you. - Yeah.

“- But then like, once we got that like courtship out of the way,”

like we can, you'll pay for me. I'll pay for you. We'll go back and forth. - What's the best date you were last on? - It was in New York and we've been talking for a while.

And we went out to get a drink. And then we met up with two of my best friends at this restaurant in New York to get a drink. And we drank there for like three hours and then went out and had a sleepover.

And woke up and I was like, I'm gonna go that was the best date of my life. - It's your best day. - You have a drink. - No, I'm gonna be met up with my friends.

My friends were like, oh, he's so great. - He's saying it was the best date and person and connection. - Yeah, it's all right. - God, what do you want? I wouldn't know.

I thought it was gonna be like,

you like, you met up with a guy and you had a drink and then you like saw your friend. I thought it was gonna be like a crazy story. - Yeah, there was like something like beautiful that happened or like.

- Have you been in a relationship? - No. - One time I went on a date and we got stuck in the rain. I guess that was sweet. - That's sweet.

I like that. - Well, what's your perfect man? - Early 30s. - Older. - Yeah, I think so.

- 'Cause they think they're more mature and more... - Like, has a career and it's like passionate about it in a sense that like there's a path for them. - Yeah. - And they like are very focused on that.

- You want ambition and drive. - I mean, I guess, but like I just want them to be good at their job and like, I like have a life. I want them to have a life. And then I want their friends to be normal as well.

And then I want them to get along with my friends. And like, I'd like them to be like five, 10 or higher taller and then, which is difficult 'cause I'm so short. And that's about it. - How do you guys sitting on the couch with us?

- Oh, what happened with the Mama Selena? - She sent me a rose, right? And then we're messaging and so his best friend was seeing my best friend Julia at the time. And he said, "We should go out with Julia and blank."

- And I, yeah, and I was like, "Well, that's kind of weird," right? Like, why are you asking me on a double date

we've never been on one day?

- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - So, but I was like, you know what, whatever. Whatever, whatever, whatever. We go on this double date.

It's like, actually, great, we got along all as good. Then he's supposed to come to Julia's going to wait partying the following day. He doesn't come 'cause he is like doing other shit on like whatever.

So then he texted me, we touched the next morning. And so this is that date was on a Friday this now Sunday. Then Sunday, he's like, face time me. Face time's me, show me around his house, we're like talking for like 30 minutes.

And then whatever, right? So then I like make a comment over text about like, wanting to, 'cause he's like, I leave next week. And so I like make a comment being like, okay, let's go on a date before then.

Hair or rough back. Being like, wait, no, this wasn't romantic at all. Like I just wanted to hang out as a friend, but he sent me a rose on hinge. - But also, did you see the confusing part?

- We don't like it. - Yeah. - Fucking, what's his real name? - I'm not telling you. - Say it, leave it out. - But that was, that's like, there was no sleeping

and also he's on a dating. - That's what I'm saying.

“- We don't want it, that's what we all leaked in.”

- Yeah, yeah, my sister's been leaked in. - You know what that was? Your famed garden involved. - Well, I know. - You think he was just trying to hang out

'cause he was being mad. - It was good, it was good. - It had to have been. - It had to have been. - It had to have been.

- It had to have been. - It had to have been. - It had to have been. - I have a few questions. Okay, I have a few questions.

- Yeah. - The popped number. - Are they hard hitting? - I don't know. - I don't know.

- I don't know. - Are they thought starters? - I'm gonna forget them if you can. Okay, okay, okay, I think I might have already forgot them, okay, number one. - Okay. - Who were you most nervous to interview out of any person you've interviewed?

- Probably Selena. - Really? - I was really scared. - Why? - I don't know 'cause I've been watching her since I was a kid,

so I was like intimidated. - Really? - You kind of did you kind of come up really fast, I feel like? - It did happen very fast, but yeah, it was most nervous for Selena. And I was nervous for, yep, that was the most I was ever nervous.

- Oh, yeah. - To be a child star, be kind of the one of the most famous people in the world. She's so isn't like her personality, it's so normal. - It's so not, I also thought that one. - Okay, okay, speaking of her.

- Has anyone canceled on you? - Day of. - Not day of, we'll day of by accident, but yes, I've been canceled on before.

- Dream, top three dreams. - Taylor Swift. - Okay. - Um, Jennifer Lawrence. - Okay.

- Ariana Grande that. - Do you think you're close to getting any three of them? - Probably not. - I'm, you are. I feel like you're really happy right now.

- No, I'm just happy right now. - I'm just happy.

“- Well, Taylor doesn't do that, so that's why I'm saying.”

- Probably not.

- You're very, like, here's what I'll say.

I didn't even, I became really into TikTok like whatever. 2021, and I would say-- - That's what I became. - I would say you were around. - Yeah, but I saw you, I saw you doing,

I would see you with what's your friend? - Right? - No, Sophia. - Sophia. - Yeah, yeah.

- And then I feel like, I just, I like watched you, but not even knowing that I was watching you, just all of a sudden, you've really done a great job of like-- - Oh my God, I should be able to train this time. - Thank you so much.

- And you're funny and you're cool and you're like authentic, which I think is really in my hands. - But I get shut down really easily. - Really? - Really?

- No, no, no, no, no, I'm like saying like, - Oh, with the confidence isn't real. Like, you could throw something at me and the entire house will break. - Okay, see, I fall asleep when I need like,

it's like a glass house. Like it looks like I, I, I, - You're sensitive. - But you one rock will crush the whole thing. - You're, like, you've got your sense of person.

- Very sensitive. - That's hard to be doing what you're doing. Be sensitive, 'cause-- - Think, yeah, do you guys find yourselves to be sensitive? - No, they're like--

- You're not sensitive? - I don't know what, we mean by sensitive. I'm sensitive. I'm sensitive. - You're not sensitive.

- Well, I'm gonna be confident and sensitive. - But just aren't sensitive. This is one of the reasons that we work because sometimes I say things I don't mean or I like, yeah, but I don't think you're that sensitive either.

- You're not sensitive. - I'm very sensitive as a person. - I think we're defining sensitive. You're sensitive, like, like, personally, like, I'm very, like, like, like, I like cry all the time.

- Whoa! - Yeah, you're very. - You're feeling, but like, I'm-- - I feel very deeply. But no, no, I don't take anything personal.

- Myself, self-esteem is sensitive. - Yeah, I would never-- - It's not, yeah. - Either one of you are that sensitive. - Yeah, or whatever.

- Yeah, our ego is not, like, like, like-- - Not ego sensitive. - My ego sensitive. - Myself, like, I could be working with Dave and either one of us could be like,

that's a terrible idea, that's so bad. Go start again. It could be something I worked on for like a month and like, I might disagree with him, but if I agree with him, I'm just like,

oh fuck, you were right.

Like, the best idea always wins.

I don't care if I've been working on something for a year, if someone's just like this sucks, that I trust their opinion in, I'm gonna like, go and like, I don't know.

“I think we both have our eye on the prize”

and let the way that it's like, that I don't care, I just want what's gonna be the best. - So you guys are healthy. - Yeah, they don't care. You guys don't care what people think of you.

- No. - No. - Do you read comments? - Yes. - You do, of course.

- Why? - 'Cause it's there in my face, of course I'll read them. - You read, when you put up a video, right after you put it up, you start scrolling through the comments.

- Yeah, but don't they get like, they're probably mostly positive, but there's always the one, no, you know, I actually went to a post the other day, on negative.

- Oh, and you read it. - So you know, in that moment I remind myself, thank God, I'm doing my job well enough to the point where people have negative things to say. - You bounce back that quickly.

- From that nowadays, yeah. But it's the negative stuff about you, your opinion. - Yeah, I saw him on my yesterday that was like, he doesn't seem genuine. - He's genuine everyone.

- Thank you. - But I was like, oh my God, am I not genuine? - And now you're so deep. Like it's not like, oh fuck he's ugly. - Yes.

- I don't know, he just doesn't. - That's not true. - That's not true. - That's crazy. - That's crazy.

- Like for you, that's such a shame. - And that's like your biggest, that's like your biggest insecurity. You're like, I'm genuine. - And I was like, reading it and I was like,

am I not? - No you just, I can tell you're genuine. - Thank you, I think I'm genuine too. - Wait, so you still read comments. - Of course.

- On every platform. - Yeah, I need that. Anything I can get my hands on. - Pretty much every comment? - Pretty much, yeah.

- It's a lot. - What if you get like thousands of comments? - I don't. - Oh, if a video gets that, then I don't. But if it's like 100 comments, yeah.

“- But are you just like numb to seeing all the nice things?”

Now do they even, does it even make you feel good anymore? - It makes me feel good when I read something that's like, this made me laugh because this was this and that. - Yeah, specificity. - Yeah.

- This was good because of this and that. - So, people give comments and they're specifically calling out like, good things. - It feels better. - How lovely is that?

- You need, that's so crazy. - I know. - I don't think you can do it. - I don't think you can do it. - I don't think you can do it.

- Well, you also don't watch yourself ever. - Remember, you told me? - Yeah, I don't, you know, like, I don't ever watch anything I've done. So, like, when I go on your podcast,

my manager watches it. And then he'll tell me, and then I say, and then he'll say, like, I think we should take this thing out. Because if I watch it, then I'll start thinking about it. Or I'll start putting, like, I don't ever,

so like, if I do a photo shoot for like a magazine or something and they're like, hey, do you want to look it? Any of these? I'm like, no. I don't, I only want to look it.

- Can you see? - No, I don't want to look it. - Okay, like, pick a picture where you're like, your bangs are going. - Because it's, things are going to happen.

And I'm never going to see them again.

Like, I don't ever see that. - If you're on the cover of Vogue Magazine,

- I've been on the cover of a magazine

and I didn't even see what photo they picked. - Sometimes they don't let you say. - Yeah, and for me, it's like this. It's like, there's times that I'll let you say. - Yeah, there's going to be so many things in your life

that are out of your control like that. And it just like doesn't matter. It's just like a numbers came to me. And I'm like, we're all going to die. - And I'm like, okay, if I look bad--

- That doesn't help me. - No, it helps me so much. - That doesn't help me. - Really? - We're all going to die, doesn't help me.

'Cause I'm alive now. - No, but it helps you, to me, it just reminds me how insignificant we are. - I can't pick up on it. 'Cause I'm alive and conscious right now.

So it matters.

“- I think what I struggle with is that my career”

is based on what people think of me. - Yeah. - So people don't like me that I'm doing a bad job at my work. - Yeah, but you're just not totally genuine. That's just like--

- No, but they have a genuine. - That's just the one. - He's not like an genuine thing today. - Is there any other comment that hit you deep recently? - Yeah, I don't know, he seems like a bad person.

(laughing) - Tell me some more. - Those are such basic bad people. - He seems like a bad person. - Because they stick with you.

He seems like a bad person in genuine. I think somebody called me like, like a, like, oh my God, what was it? It was so clever. It was like twink demon libubu or something.

But like that's funny to me. So like, I don't know, that stuff bothers me. Like the, you seem like a bad person. That's where I'm like, oh my God, am I? - But you know you're not.

So then it's just like-- - No, not all the time. So I'm like, oh my God, am I? - No. - He seems like, he seems like, he seems like a chat. - It's nice that people even are wondering what you seem like.

- Are you finding yourself really like thinking as you're doing your-- - Now I am, yeah. - Ali, I used to just let it rip. - Yeah. - Oh, that's too bad.

- I know, how you get back. - I don't know because the generation, you're like the younger Gen Z is just brutal. - Can I say something about Airbnb real quick? - Oh yeah.

- Chris, did I know that you've been mentioning that you wanted to have some sort of commemorative party with all the guests? And I haven't ever believed in that concept until now because I just found this--

- Wow. - Western town. - But you show the community-- - Oh yeah. - Show the community.

- You just put the viewership. - Look, I mean, this is a Western town. - I would love to do this. This is like you walk around like, you know, you turn this corner, you got like Griffin dribbling,

you turn that corner, you got Sean O'Malley, Shadow Boxing. - And it all has to be Western. Like maybe everybody wears Western themed clothes. - Yeah, it's a kind of an ask

because it's not that close to LA and we're talking to the dress up, but either way. Book a home today on the Airbnb platform. - Hey, don't worry, you're still in the right place. We're just starting this moment from here.

- Did you never know what to expect?

But one thing that is gonna be important no matter what is that you show it for your friends. - Which makes me think of the time that Danny showed up for me when he ordered me. - Do a dash.

- Hello, cheesecake. - Thank you, Doradash. - We got crackers. Is that the one you like?

“- It's the one that I think I'm going to like.”

- Oh my god, this is what I wanted. - Oh my god, she's taking my hands. - Mm. - I think they're wa-- - If there was a guy who would be Doradash.

(laughing) - I love you Doradash. - We respect you. - We respect you. - Doradash makes showing up for the people you love easy.

Got you to deliver Doradash order now. - Let's see out there, okay. - Okay, before we go outside with Jake, I bought a bunch of stuff off Amazon that reminds me of college.

- You were just ordering stuff? You this is actually good for you, Dave. - What is that, a pot? - I mean, think of it. - I mean, what you were in a dorm, right?

- I wasn't a dormant. If only I knew that you could make your own ramen in house and not have to watch the dining hall that would change everything for me. - I love ramen.

I would have eaten it every day. - No, that's mine. - Yeah, you might wanna tap into your college age, self-tu. - Look.

- Oh, that's nice. - It's a computer table. - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. - I love those.

- I've never used one in college.

- They're great for college. You can put your computer right here and then you can sit in bed and it just is right over you. - Oh my God, look what I have here. - Oh, wow.

- 76 for speaker, I couldn't imagine being in college. I mean, obviously it was pre-king. - Yeah, things are different now. Now that the kings arrive. - Post care.

We just say, now that we're talking about the sixers, the bride, thank you. Seriously, it means everything. - Check. How'd you get all this stuff so quick?

- Amazon has an office college section that you can order from. - It looks like you're not too old to enjoy this stuff. - Exactly, I wish I had this stuff when I, well, I didn't even go to college.

I wish I went to college. - Do you wish you went to college? - So I could have some of this stuff. - You can have it now. - That I could order if I was going off to college.

- Amazon doesn't check your ID when you make these orders. - Are you telling me I could order off to college, Amazon purchases myself,

“even while sitting in my home is a 38 year old man?”

- I feel as though you can. - Jake's been sitting out there for a while. Let's all go. - Sorry, Jake. - We're coming, baby.

- So nice outside. Are we okay to be outside? - We've got to start right. We are. - Oh!

- Oh, it's okay. - Can I have an ass? - It went out.

- Chuck, will you lie to it on fire?

And I try to throw it in your mouth. - Definitely not.

“- What's your idea of a perfect night out?”

- Oh, my God. Okay, or just a perfect night. Perfect night out, like a pretty thing. - I can, I can answer. - I don't know if there's some more, let's see.

- I have dinner at like four p.m. - Right? - What's wrong with you? - Just like, it postmates. Postmates, 'cause we're all going out for the night.

- Oh, yeah. - It's like, we have a very big party that we need. - That's fine. - What's your postmates order? - Like, before going out,

like maybe like some just pasta, some easy pasta to eat and just like coat my stomach with bread. - Do you know what Dave calls what you're doing? He calls it, "Lang a base."

And he does it every time before he's gonna get when he was single and we used to like drink a lot and go out, like he used to check. You know what he's describing? It is perfect night out.

- What's up? - Check. He's describing the beginning of your perfect night out. He's talking about "Lang the Base." - Oh, yeah.

- Yeah. - So, but it's 4 p.m. and everybody is invited to. And we are all going to a party tonight. Not only are we going to a party, but it's not, we're not hosting it.

A close acquaintance/friend is. So we're very comfortable going to this party. - Okay. - And then I, we all meet in the kitchen and like, but not only is it just us,

at the pre-game, like it's a bunch of our friends that are also all invited to the same party. And then we're all hanging out in the pre-game. We're listening to music playing whatever music we want because there aren't like boys there

that want like, you know what I mean? Like, girl, like you're playing Taylor Swift. - Yeah. - Like we're playing like, oh, we're playing good music. - Yeah. - And then we're all like drinking, drinking,

we're like slowly getting drunk. We're making like emotional toast. We're just like, we've really loved each other. - That is fun. - That is fun. - We really, we've really just loved each other.

I love you guys, like, you know, love you. Love you, but like, mean it. And then like, we're like, oh shit, we have to go through. The party started, looks like everybody in our other social groups that we're talking about.

- We're talking about the line, the sea story. - We're talking about the story. - We're talking about the story. - And then we're taking videos, taking photos, we are having the best time. And we are like getting down at this pregame.

Like, dancing, like, really to the point where like, I have to freshen up after 'cause like, we're sweating. I have like a, a possible romantic interest at the park. - Of course. - But it's not even like words.

I'm not like, that's out of reach. I'm like, we've met before and like, we've lived. So then we go to this party and it's great. The car right there is great.

We kill, it kills us for a little second

'cause like the car right's a little long. So we're like, who? - Like, what's that in your best night? - In your best night? - In your best night in your best night.

- In your best night in your best night in your best night.

“- But then like at one point someone's like, are we almost there?”

- I know, yeah. - And that moment is the worst. So in my dreams scenario, that moment doesn't happen. - Yeah, like, oh my god. - No, but you know, when that happens.

- Yeah. - It's like, are we like in a kind of style? - And then we go and show it down. And then like, right when it gets through like, yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

- People are like, yawning. And you can tell that everyone is kind of like, - No, no, no, no, no, no. - See, there's a lot of that. - But there's the perfect one. - Every one we know is there.

People that we don't know are there. Like, like, like, we're having a great time. Then I see the guy like, and then it might night can end in one of two ways. One with the guy or two like back at my house

and we smoke a joint and we order food and then or sorry, we smoke a joint and go to bed and then wake up

and the first day always say to each other first thing.

- So happy we didn't drunk eat last night. - Yeah. - So happy we didn't drunk eat last night because it just sets your son day up for success. You're like, and you know what?

Now I can eat whatever the fuck I want. - Yeah. - But drunk eating is so on the way to the good fun. It's so fun, but you wake up and you're just like, guys, God, do you guys gossip the next morning?

- Two weeks, yeah, of course. But the best is when we gossip about each other to each other's faces. And I was like, oh my God, you were so, like, can you believe we did this?

Like, this was like, you know, and then, - Wow. - Yeah, that's my dream. - That's my dream every fun night.

“- Are your best friends, guys, girls, girls, girls?”

- Girls. - I have a few guy, best friends, though, and they're guy. - Kind of. - My favorite thing is my friends, some of my friends will be like, oh, like, we have a gay friend

and you have a gay friend. - Yeah, it's like, just like, two gay people have to automatically like each other. - But then, like, it's just weird, I don't know. - Every time you interact with another gay man,

you've, in that sense, you know? - No, no, no, no, no, it's just like, if I'm going, I don't know, if I'm going to a party and let's say there's a gay person there, like, that my other friends are bringing.

And, like, I think he's hot. Like, I immediately feel like, oh, that would be nice at that happened, and then when it does it. - Your expectation. - And then when it does, and it's not like,

I can look to four more gay people. - Yeah. - But you want to know what would make the night? - Actually, fucking perfect. - Yeah.

- I don't go home with a guy, I go home with my friends, I smoke, we go to bed, and then right before I go to bed, he text me like, so much fun tonight. Let's go for a drink. - Why, why are you gonna say so much fun tonight?

Come over. - No. - Then you want to know what I'm talking about. - I sometimes smoked, it's done. - What's an average weekend, man? - We'll do one here when I did this weekend. - Yeah. - I learned my lines for an audition,

- You didn't audition today? - Yeah.

- Before this. - Right before this. - Wow, how do you guys-- - It was a self-tape. You know, I didn't think it went too well, but I'm okay with that, I'm happy that I did it, and I'm putting myself out there.

- And then you came here and it didn't, like, that would have been hard for me. - I think I wouldn't have been able to do an audition, and then-- - Why, which really upset, but then I talked to Louise, who's my manager,

and she's very good at helping me like, be like, this is what you're upset about, or just like, helping, I'm lately, I've been making an active effort to compartmentalize like myself, so like, I was coming here.

I can't be upset about that. I have to put it away for now. - Yeah. - And I've been really making an active effort to do that. I literally, in my head, I think about Tupperware,

and I like think about putting the thought

and closing in. - Yeah, no, I've heard of that,

“that being like-- - And that's how I made you in.”

- Can I open just the Tupperware? - Yeah, just in this particular instance. This was a self-tape, right? - Yeah. - Was it due to day? - Yeah. - Okay.

- And I did it Friday, and I was like, fuck, I'm doing a really bad job at this, and I was kind of dreading, having to do it today. - Yeah. - And I'm just happy it's over. - Why do you? - I can't say I didn't do it.

I can't say I didn't do it, 'cause I was scared I'd be bad. - Yeah, I did it. - Why do you even feel like it went bad? - It's just how I feel, I just felt it. But I'm looking on the bread side of things,

and there's things I learned this time, or certain kinks I got out of the way. That's the next time, I'll be better. - Should we go inside? - Sure. - That would be a lot for me

to have an audition that has to be on a podcast. - Yeah, but this doesn't even feel like a podcast. I'm really, like-- - I forget what it is, right? - The podcast. - Oh, are you, are you, are you, do you have like OCD?

Zell works? - And how does it manifest itself? Like, if I posted something and like fucked up the caption when I posted, the easy thing would be like, just press edit and edit the caption.

But my OCD would be, come up with a whole new caption, delete it and redo it with the whole new caption that will take you 10 minutes to think of. - Yeah. - Just very difficult, or you all have the horrible luck and everything will fail,

and you'll die. - Do you have any rituals? - Yes, but I've gotten better with them, but like stuff in the shower, like I've to move a certain way before you get on.

“- Tell me what you have to do in the shower, I'd like to see.”

Like I have to like, turn around. - No. - Show me what you have to do. - Show us the mood. - The shower will be on. - Okay. - Okay, I'm done now. So I'll turn around this way, and turn around this way,

and turn it off. - Because if I don't do that, I will fall in love with that. - And my friends will hate me, and I'll lose my career. - Can you tell me another thing you do? - Every time before I shower, I have to bring, like my underwear

and it's to a very specific spot in the bathroom, so then right when I get out, and I can't touch it. So like right now, I don't have a mirror. You know how I have like a shower mirror to shave? - Yeah. - Sometimes I don't.

We'll right now I don't, 'cause I lose room. - So I don't do rooms, and so I stick my phone there, and shave, and so I cannot touch or use my phone until I put my underwear on. - And then. - Okay.

- So you're still doing these, you're still doing these? - Yeah, but it's not as bad. - Are you creating new ones? - Still? - Sometimes, like this phone one is recent, and I can't wash, I love to wash my face in the shower,

and I can't wash my face in the shower. If I don't have a mirror, like a phone or a mirror to look at myself into, I can't just blindly wash it. - Oh wow, so that's a reason why.

- But you don't always have that, so then, yeah, it's horrible.

- I can't tell you what you do. - I stick my phone up, and I do know the craziest thing. Do you know, so I wash my face in the shower, and I wash my face out of the shower. There's two times I wash it a day,

but I can't keep the face wash out of the shower. I have to keep it in the shower, and I have to walk in, grab it, squirt it, walk back out, and I can't buy another one, and I have other ones. - Wait, I can't breathe on this one right there,

but I'm not allowed to do it. - You can't squeeze it outside of the mirror. - No, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. - And now I have to see it. - I have all these new ones with my wetting ring

that are so annoying, oh my god. So I have to, when I get in the shower, it's insane. I know that I'm gonna have to take my wetting ring off because the little loose, I have to get it tightened. So I'm hoping after, but I have a feeling

it's still gonna stay even after it's tight. But I have this thing where I have to start the soaping process, feel it getting loose. Even though I know it's loose, it's loose enough to take off, I still feel thirsty by you right now.

And then I have to sit down, I have to sit down 'cause there's like a ledge that I put on, I have to sit down, put it on the ledge. And I have to sit, I can do it standing up easily but I have to sit down, put it on the ledge.

And then I say a thing to myself, I don't want to say it. - No, like I say a thing to myself. - How am I to say what you say?

“- I say, no, I honestly don't want to hear,”

I'm scared I'll do it. - It's fine, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I say, I say, I say, don't forget the ring, don't forget the ring, don't forget the ring.

- And then, but I don't say it out loud like that.

- Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. - No, it's big, it's big. - And Maggie, when I get out of the shower, I take it and I put it back on. And then I do my whole routine out of the shower,

but I have to take it off for my routine out of the shower. But I know, I put like this baby oil on me and I know it's gonna be slippery, but I have to keep it on during that. And then I take it off, and then I do the whole thing.

And then afterwards, I put my ring back on, knowing that it's still gonna be a little slippery, then I take it off again, wipe it with the towel and then put it back on, and then wipe it again with the towel. And I have so many.

- You said, this is a time song. - So don't make you want to do things less because you know, oh yeah. - So that's what it makes me lazy, 'cause I'm like, oh, I know how much I'm gonna have to go

through to do this task, I'd rather just lay it back. - Yeah, yeah.

“- That's what I used to have so bad that when I was a kid”

and I'm like brushing my teeth to it.

- Oh my god, I have to go brush, and then I go on my gums, one, two, three, four. And I had to spit four times and none of this spit can touch each other. Like I can't, and then I wash it all down.

- Do you think that it trickles into like you can't? Can you not do anything like half-ass in life? Like do you feel like it makes you really like a perfectionist? - I think in some senses, yeah, like I was really struggling earlier today

with my audition. - Yeah. - Like if I messed up one word. - Yeah. - And he was like, no, that's how like human language works.

Like you don't need to. - Right, but you're such a person of like-- - Or a gross thing, yeah. - I'll see things in my head. Like if I don't do like something.

Like I'll be like, oh, I'm not gonna do. Like I'll go like this. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, I'm just not gonna do that. And then like it starts, I start like seeing it over and over again, over and over again.

And it's like a, it's like, and then I'm just like, - Our closet is very much like, I feel like, his closet is like pristine. - Yeah, it looks like the nicest, like the nicest luxury story could go to.

And I walked in yet yesterday he was like, don't, it's like, it's messed. Like I wouldn't do it this way. Like it's messy right now. And it was like, perfectly folded, like space between each hanger.

And I said, what would you do different? Like what's different? He said, well, there would have been something filling this space right here. - Yeah, I did.

Like, when Suleena, what she doesn't know that. But like we had people coming over. And they were gonna hang. And I said, oh, where do you, where do you think we're gonna be hanging out? And she wasn't thinking at all, so she just told me.

And I was thinking that because I'm like, I have to clean those areas where they're gonna hang. Like she was like, oh, we're gonna hang out in like the glam room and then like we might, I might have, and like she's just saying it passively.

And then I go, and I don't wanna make a big deal of it. So like, I won't tell her, but I'll like walk in the glam room and I'll be talking to her and I'll slowly be picking up all the things and moving it.

But I don't wanna tell her like cleaning it. - Right. - And sometimes she'll be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, do you take out a roll? I take it like, no.

- Have you ever taken it to try to mitigate the bad ADD from? - Yeah, like I had to write like an eight page thing the other day and so I took it out a roll.

“- What do you have to write eight pages?”

Like, like interviewed my friend for a magazine. So I like how to write the-- - I've taken out all of those 13, but it sometimes helps me with my obsessive thoughts. Are you taking it right now?

- I take it ever. I've taken it every day since I was 13. - Have I ever met you not on it? - Probably not. - I take that a roll.

I don't have that much ADD, but I have a little bit where I don't know how to quantify it. When I started taking it in high school and I do think that it really does help me I'd rather live life on that a roll

and it helps me like, you know, I don't really feel the ADD in that much. - So my issue with the Addero is the cup down for me. It's really, really, really hard. It's like I like just get so in my head.

- Have you tried taking different milligrams? - No, because I'm so hyper. I know I can just, I know it's not gonna work for me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I know it's not gonna work for me.

I don't like the way I feel after her. - Yeah. - Like, I'll let it get to like-- - If I remove that bottle from the-- - Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Just being loud. - Just the way that the crackling, I just, I just seem like I'm fast forward into the ADD and I'm just seeing why did I just say stop. - Stop doing that, I'm so happy you said it

'cause I would have had really bad scaries. Had I realized it was a prop on the after. - Every time I leave, every time I leave any social,

I wonder if you guys, I've never asked the two of you

if you have this, but I feel like you have this. - What, were you like, was that okay? - Every, it's like, it's like my brain and like a high-pitched voice going through like, every single thing that was said,

every single like movement I did. - What? (laughing) - You're like never heard that sound.

“- I know, I think it was the first grade.”

- Oh, it was a grade. - I've never heard that sound. - I was really funny. - I think it was guys. - Yeah, that was awesome.

- That was a good, that was awesome. - Wait, you've been really incredible comedic time in. - He does. - He does.

- He does? (laughing)

- His father will get you nowhere.

- Wait, so my parents actually used to say "Flather, he gets you everywhere." - Really? - Yeah, do you not believe that?

“My hands are pumped, or do you sweaty pumps and drink?”

- Yeah, yeah. - You get Botox in your hands. - See, it's not that sweaty, let me see this one. - This one's sweaty. - And that's not bad, I really felt sweatier.

It's pretty sweaty, but like not too bad. - Tyler, would you say your hair is? - Okay, such a good question. I think it's brown, but a lot of people would like to say it's dirty blonde.

And I think they're ridiculous, but people really stand by it. - That's great. (laughing) - No, I think it's dirty blonde.

- If you actually think it's bright. - I didn't tell you if I could only pick one word, like one color, I would say red. Spockio, because there's a group of people that believe that too.

- It's not red, it's between red and brown. - But it looks almost like, it's in the spotlight. - You guys are saying things? - No, no, it was like cool. It's like charcoal.

- Yeah, it's like, look.

- I don't think, you wear it, it's just dirty blonde.

- It's like, it's not of like the color of your hoodie. Like, it's lighter. - So, yeah, it's lighter. - No, it's lighter. - It's lighter version.

- To me, it's like, oh my gosh. - No, I get this. - No, it's both your pants and your hoodie. (laughing) - Should I dye it?

- No, it looks cool. It looks like it's already dyed. - Can I see, can you take a photo of it? I wanna say it. - Okay.

“- Or show me like a mirror, can you mirror your phone?”

- No, no, I'm gonna take a photo. - It's got a sheen. - It looks healthy. - It is healthy, I do a photo of it. - It does look like both of this.

- Look, guys, you guys are talking about it. - It does look like crap. - No, it's good. - Well, that's a good picture either. - Don't I actually don't hate it?

- Do you like the picture? - I like how my face looks. - Yeah, I have like, it's so chiseled right now. Your jaw is like almost looks like like when you put that filter on.

- Oh, like, do you mean it? - I swear. - That's what I'm talking about. - That's what I'm talking about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Really? - Yeah. - Well, you just spit on me.

So maybe a little less turned on now. - Can I talk to you about eBay life? I would love if you talk to me about eBay life. - eBay life, it's got the capability scam. I mean, this is, look, let them stay, this is life.

- That's cool. - I find it everybody. - I feel like this is where eBay belongs. Like they've been, this is eBay. - And it's good that they're continuing to add on. Add on to that.

- Add on, keep building, keep changing. - Keep changing, keep evolving. - Keep having fun. - You're going to bed on some? - Yeah, I would love that.

- What do you want? - A sports card. - Something. - Right. - Something rookie.

- Yeah, I can use a rookie bagel for me real life. - Baseball? - Yeah, what do you want? - Oh, honey. - Oh, honey.

- Isn't it all honey? - Isn't it all honey? - Oh, you're talking much. Oh, I thought you could sit to me, oh, honey. Like, no, I was, what?

- Oh, honey. (laughing) eBay life is life. Interactive shopping on the eBay app. Watch live, shop life.

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- The time is always right to start taking care of yourself.

Sign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/fks. - That's better at COP.com/fks. - What's the most vain thing you've ever done? - To your entire life, I feel like is, what does vain mean? - Yeah, I can tell you not very genuine.

- Oh, no. (laughs) - That means overly concerned with your physical appearance and did something like that's like, I used to bring ice a sneak a little thing of makeup into my pocket and high school

and I used to take coup tips and take my moms, make up and load up with enough to last for all the pimples that I might have and I'd go to the bathroom while I was passing out, dab the thing and then I'd go back in there and it was like a whole ordeal

that I never even, I don't think I've told anyone that. - I didn't, you never said that. - Yeah. - Wait, and so one time I put sun in in my hair? - No, you like, like, lasering your fubes is like a thing.

- Yeah, yeah, I guess, laser. - It's not vain. - I don't know, it makes me comfortable. - My dick has hair all the way up. It sucks.

- Yeah, it's okay. - My dick would roll up fucking full beard all around the shaft to the head. - That's not the fuck off. - You shave my shaft.

- You have this dick's made of nuts. - Yeah, my dick's fucked up. - Do you not know his dick was made of nuts? Like your skin. - I'm not another thing that your balls are.

- Yeah. - That's what his penis is made of. - In parts. - In parts. - Your life.

- I've had surgeries on my dick as a baby. Like maybe so sexually insecure from my whole life. - Oh, yeah. - Are you sexually insecure? - It's beyond.

- Why? - I'd just say that. - I'd just say that. - I'd just say that. - I'd just say that.

- I'd just say that. - You just need someone to make you feel comfy.

- Maybe I think that is what I need. - Yeah. - No, that is what you need. - Oh. - That won't, that won't, that won't, that won't, that won't.

- Yeah.

- You always, what do you mean?

- What do you mean? - Yeah. - I love you. - Oh, me, I saved you. - You don't feel sexually insecure when we hook up on all

I feel very confident and good. - You've always kind of been confident. It's actually in my experience with you. - Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey. - Hey. - I was going to say that I'm just so stupid. - What?

- I was going to say what's your rose and your thoughts. - Well, this way now, or like, yeah, of this hangout. - Yeah, of this hangout. - Yeah. - Fuck Mary Kill of a three of us.

- Oh, I like both of you.

- I don't want to play that game.

- No, you have to. - 'Cause I don't want you to-- - Yeah, I just don't want to have to play. - Nope, sorry. - I don't want to play it.

- I don't want to play it. - I don't want to play it. - I don't want to play it.

“- In a pro period to say you have to say, like, who you'd fuck in front of?”

- It's weird, like in a pro. - Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. That's my bad. - And if I'm butt, but it's what you're looking forward to, but everybody has to do it in here. - Okay.

- But it's what you don't understand, sorry. - So my full, I'll start off. - My thorn is when I went to go pee, right before I went pee, I was like, I haven't been saying anything stupid. And then my rose was, you every single time you tell me, I lost weight, it's a feeling unlike anything I've ever just did.

And then my butt, my butt, is I am really excited to go to dinner tonight. - Okay, what's your rose thorn in bud? - Thorn is thin, just my thoughts the entire time. - I got it, I got it. - I got it.

- Oh, I got it. - I got it. - My rose is right now. - Oh, I'm like, why? - I'm not just feeling happy right now.

- Okay, got it, got it. - I got it. - Cause it was I'm dead. - Oh, me. (laughing)

- What do you want? - Maybe, no, not really. And then my butt, I don't, my butt, oh dinner, I'm hungry, I'm hungry. - What do you think of that? - I don't know, I was just gonna, I mean, Japanese curry.

- Oh, if I can have some of that, that'd be my butt. - Great, your turn.

“I think my rose, well, it's too macro over rose, but I really, I really didn't know”

you and didn't, I was just, I feel really enjoying hanging out with you. - So, on a global level, my rose is just meeting someone cool and fun that I, I feel that same way with you as well. - My thorn? - Uh-oh, okay.

- It's when you were gripping the bottle. - Okay, that's fine. And you know what? It was pissing off when you saw something. - It wasn't pissing me off.

If we weren't, we weren't, we weren't trying to capture the content, I wouldn't care at all. - Right. - But that's, you know, but it was a problem and it's, and that's it, we're done. - My, oh, yeah.

(laughing) - My rose was eating the octopus. - It was good. - Well, that might be my thorn. - It was my rose.

- Unfortunately. It's scary. I got a little. - No, no, no, my true rose was, I was a little bit too high right before we started this and Dave saved me with physical, stale things.

- My thorn. - It's like, Dave's making a brand new thorn right now. - Are you lost his phone? - You don't need your phone in this very much.

- I would say I got too high because it's new, we have never smoked this weed before.

- Yeah, we don't like this weed. - We don't like this weed. - Oh, cares. You don't, you're with the two people that text you. - No, I know, but I was looking, it was going to look up something that was

kind of a full circle thing and the blood, my blood is actually taking our relationship a little bit further.

“- Do you know that I was mapped onto my butt as well?”

I really think, I'm excited to actually become friends. - I can't tell if you're being genuine. - No, I'm not sure if you're just like, not an actual genuine person. - I am excited to become friends. - Like actual friends.

- Because then why are you laughing? - Because I'm just laughing. - Tendrils doesn't mean what I thought I meant. - No. - It's like a plan.

- No, octupi do not have tendrils. - They tend to cause. - Yeah, that might be when I was confused about it. - Wait, they don't have tendrils. - Oh, yeah, that was a great podcast.

- What a podcast. - What a podcast. - That was so fun. - I didn't know they'd have fun. - Did you have fun?

- That was great. - Thanks for having me. - You're a pro. this episode is brought to you by Domino's.