19 Minutes of People Going BROKE at Disney

And that's just the honest people.

“And after hearing that, it is impossible to be a Cuda Matata.”

You're mostly just left with Matata. Puma been real quiet since that's that dropped. Tell us not why I'm in everything, real sad. So today, I thought I'd channel some of that happiest place on our spirit and look at some popular TikToks featuring people going broke at Disney.

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Let's get to the clips. Get your nasty hand away from the express line. Stay in your own line with the rest of the impoverished folks. I don't pay a premium for the express line. Just to skip the line. I do it to separate myself from poverty,

stricken individuals like yourself. Far for these stricken individuals. Wow, that got dark real quick. So aggressive. Literally calling people peasants because they're waiting in a line to go on a ride at one of the most expensive theme parks in the world.

There are no peasants at Disney World. Okay, let me tell you that much. You can find those people at six flags. Boom, six flags per hour. I'm poor, but not 120 minutes poor.

Okay, what did we do before fast passes existed?

“We all just waited in a line like one beautiful United States of America, didn't we?”

And then they created this elitist class of system, where you could just pay a little more and skip the line and make everyone else feel bad. I think the airline started this with their seating arrangement.

You know, you can, hey, first class, skip ahead.

Don't wait in line like these jokers. I review this, but also, if you have the money, well worth it to get two hours back in your life. Because if you're waiting in line with a toddler for two hours, your days are already ruined my friend.

I just wanted to see if people felt the same way. Thank you, first comment. You're in Disney, you are not poor. God bless. Next up, I kind of hate it when you're fighting financially for your life.

And someone's like, "You want to go to Disney next week?" Like, "Why would I-" Okay. Oh, what an M. Knight Shyamalan twist that was. It's a classic situation.

Your friends like, "Hey, bro, we're going to Disney next week. Come with." And he's like, "No, bro, I can't afford it." And then, apparently, he just went into crippling debt. Because he said, "You're fighting financially for your life."

Which tells me things are tight. You might be in the red every month. Probably got a bunch of debt. So this is unwise, but also hilarious content.

“And I want to see do people agree with this behavior?”

Oh, there we go. Flemplant said, "Memories made on 25% interest." Ain't that the truth that you put it on the credit card? You go on getting the points. What's really smart?

Like, do you know what 25% interest is on $4,000? You do the math! That's my new thing. It's a segment called "You Do The Math." Baby, it's 29.99% for me.

You gotta hand it to the credit card companies. Okay, 30 is simply too much, guys. Let's cap it at 29.99. Make 'em thing to get in a deal. Like, it's on sale.

Wow. Go just to feel something.

We will always be fighting financial until we die.

Go to Disney. Well, that's a sad 15,000 likes on that comment. Guys, this is what's wrong with America. We have just totally given up. We've got the so cynical that we're like, "Listen,

it's all going to hell and I am basket." So just enjoy your life and go into crippling debt. Here's a problem. We're all going to live to like a thousand because of technology and health care advancement.

So, good luck. Making it that far while being broke. Not a good life. Next. You can't pretend to have broken like a Disney?

(dramatic music) Got to sit down the whole time and skip all the lines. Everyone hates you. Everyone. Everyone in America.

No one except for scumbargers. Go, "Oh, bro, that's so awesome." You know what?

I would never wish ill upon anyone.

But I hope you get an injury. I'm not saying you're in the chair. But I hope you get a slightly disturbed toe at the hotel. That kind of injury. Well, let's some anyone who lies

about being handicapped straight to jail. No trial or nothing. If I was president executive order, you get in the handicapped spot and claim your handicapped. Straight to jail.

So offensive to people who actually need that chair or need that parking spot. Here we go. Finally, first comment. Only one I need to read.

I'm actually disabled and it's hard to stand y'all. Please don't do this. I didn't ask to be deformed. The fact that someone had to say that tell Disney not to, I still do something about it.

This is messed up, but I'm gonna do it next time. This is the problem with America. You all press for what reason? Crying emojis. When you're old and die, they better not photoshop

What? As in, he's not going to heaven. Is that the concept? That was a deep cut joke.

Like it took me a second to get there.

Yep, can you not? That's, that is the overall sentiment with this video. Can you not? And the sad part is he probably did it for the likes and it worked.

534,000 likes on this freaking video. Sick of this. Moving on, when your husband finds out how much the vividly bobby boutique cost. I'm looking on the app and this is charged with $390, which is vividly.

“So you know how I took Ava to the vividly bobby boutique?”

When she got that beautiful Cinderella dress. And you remember how cute she was. Did you walk over to you? Oh, you're beautiful. And you remember how happy she was?

Yeah. That was that. $419. Yeah. $319.

She's 5.

I know where that was that experience.

Like it was in our trip. The dress was like 10 bucks. It was $119. Honey. $319.

$390. That's how much the cost is, yeah. $319. $319. Yeah.

And it was worth every penny. I love my daughter. I love my daughter. $319.

“Okay, we got, I knew we were getting there.”

I was like, this guy balled, tatted up beard. He's, he's crashing out hard over the vividly bobby boutique cost. And it's, it's a righteous crash out. I will add.

This would be me if my wife filmed me.

And the next part, hey, I'm going to be very, I'm on high alert. If my wife has a phone out, trying to catch me crashing out for likes on the internet. Hopefully, uh, the amount of engagement this view got. I hope they made that $319. Maybe that was her strategy all along.

Girl. I'm guessing the women are going to defend her and the men are going to defend him. What, what would make you think that? Does he know how much anything on this trip cost? That's a good question.

He's not wrong. It is ridiculous. A hundred bucks would seem like a lot, but still fair. $300 is based on absolutely nothing. You're low key prepping him for the wedding dress price. [applause]

That comment was, listen, you got a daughter. You just, you got a pony up. Maybe literally, you might need to get a pony at some point. Which I refuse to do. You know how I feel about them ponies.

There's other horses out there. It doesn't even know your name. Her smile is priceless. How much money have you wasted on jets tickets? And the crowd goes wild.

Okay. That is a sick burn. Do we know he's a jets fan? Did he have it? I wouldn't catch it.

He doesn't have a jet shirt on. All right. Anywho, good content, good justification. Is it actually worth $319? Listen, if you got the money and this is how you want to spend it on this experience

“and you want to make this memory, I got no problem with it, honestly.”

But if you don't have the money and you are going further into debt for the bippity-bippity boutique, which I hate saying that sentence out loud, we got issues. It's not time to the bippity-bippity boutique. We're doing the budget version that we can pay for in cash and maybe one day we'll come back and have the full experience

with tea time in the dress. Move it on. When you're broke AF, but still managed to bring the kids to Disney. Oh, what is happening? What is happening?

Let's make the ride and spend my day in the country. Oh. It was very confused. When he put the ramen under the coke machine, I got real spooked by that.

Okay, they're eating the instant noodles instead of paying over to prices. What the Mario, how much did the Mario had cost? You could have got real food for the cost of the Mario had. He did, didn't he put coke in there?

Oh, okay, guys, I'm putting two and three together over here. This was a cut from the end scene. He had finished his instant noodles and decided, you know what? I'm going to get a free coke, aka Theevery. By going back, which by the way, still has the leftover,

like, noodle droppings in there. And the juice, noodle juice, disgusting. And he's going to refill it with coke. You serve. Straight to jail.

For multiple reasons. I'm not a fan of stealing, but sure, bring your own food. That's, you can easily do that. Now you get to carry it around, you got to pack wisely,

but I do think the food savings can be worth it if you're a family on a budget and already going ahead.

The flights, let's at least save on food.

Food is sustenance. We'll be fine.

“We don't need to eat at every restaurant in the park.”

So overall, I like to take minus the Theevery and the disgusting behavior in this video. Oh, there we go. Nobody's talking about putting cola in the ramen. I'm talking about it.

So don't say nobody. I'm talking about it. He probably saves 300 bucks a good on you, man. Not mad at the savings. Mad at the behavior.

Let's keep it moving. All right, this next one, the text says, "If I said I was broke and then you spotted me at Disney, mind your business, that was regular money. Don't confuse no money with no Mickey money."

I already hate it. I already hate it. That's it. That's it. Let's see the caption from Old Britain here.

Life is short. Take the trip. Make the memories. Wow.

I guess she's a Disney influencer.

Oh, she is. How did I guess it? But, okay, Disney travel. She's trying to convince people to go to Disney. I guess that helps her out. And her brand.

“But let's go back to the overall sentiment here.”

Don't confuse no money with no Mickey money. It's like when people say, "Oh, I'm so full. But I could go for dessert." Well, then you lied. You lied.

You clearly have room. So saying, "Well, I don't have any money. You just don't have money. You don't have Mickey money." Or money. Just stop. Just stop.

Just say no. I could have said no to the whole thing and avoided this. Commandroom. The Life is short. Take the trip.

Make the memories. The sentiment is very much yellow. And here's the problem with that. Is if yellow involves making payments for the next six months to hopefully pay off the trip.

That means you're not making progress on any other goals during that time.

It's really hard to do 17 things at once. And so how about this? Life is short. Budget for the trip. Take the trip.

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And right now, you can get 20% off their annual plans and join DeleteMe.com/shorge or click the link in the description below. Alright, back to this tower of terror we've created for ourselves. Okay, I went to Disney World for the holidays

and I'm a shop of hollocks. That's a lot of bags. I had to get the cutest Walt Disney World Railroad bag and it even has this... It's like one of the shops in the comments.

That's just completely adorable. I'm in love. It could be a clutch across body. So good. I'm insane and I got the 50th anniversary.

Founded by bag and actual gold flakes on it. It's beyond stunning. I was super lucky with this one. It's the lounge-side tower of terror ears. I got super lucky because those were the last ones

“and then I got the low-key ears because they love him.”

I told myself I'd stop getting magic bands but I had to get this vitamin and knowing how I'm on nutrition. Had to... Magic band of 4,000. It's so cool.

I'm obsessed. And then another 50th anniversary item. I got the Starbucks. Gold and black cup. I barely scratched surface so I need a party.

That's just part one. Goodness gracious. Is she married? Is there a husband? Someone check on her husband if she is.

This is... and if she's single, hey guys. Go check out her TikToks before you put a ring on it because it's going to be an expensive ride. Oh. All right.

I'm going to do the math on what she's spent here. I'm just curious what all the stuff costs. Okay. The railroad bag. No shiny gold coin.

60 bucks. That feels actually low for that. I think it's probably more. The lounge-5/50th anniversary bag. 100 bucks.

Lounge-fly tower of terror ears. 50 bucks. Low-key ears. 35 bucks. Magic band.

Limited. 45 dollars. 50th anniversary Starbucks cap. 35 dollars. A total value of $325.

And this is probably too low. 100th of dollars. On top of what the trip already cost. Goodness gracious. I'm scared.

I don't want to see part two. To be honest. I think I've seen enough. I'm all set.

“As usual, we're going to end with a wild card video”

chosen by my producer. Let's see what they've cooked up for me.

My husband said if this video gets a million views,

he'll take down her Disney Cruise. Wow. Honestly, A for effort. This took a lot of work and it paid off bigly, because home girls got 4 million likes on this video.

Let alone views. So, did he take her? That's the question. I'm sure the comments are all like, "Did you go?

Did he take you?" There's 8 million views, so that's 8 Disney Cruises. Girl Math. 23 cruise ships now. #adulting.

Amazing.

Yeah, you should go to Disney Cruise.

Wow. Get that cruise babe.

“I do love, you know what I love about these kinds of videos, though.”

The community that rallies to help someone accomplish a goal. That is arbitrarily set. By said, content creator. Who could probably just afford to go on the trip? But hey, it makes it way better when you say,

"Hey, the people asked for it. The strangers on the internet said we should go on the cruise." So, I hope they budgeted for it. Payed cash and had a great time on the cruise. Not mad about that.

Girl, you get that cruise. That is wild.

Out of curiosity, I wanted some real numbers on what these kinds of trips cost.

Just say you guys know, maybe you want a budget and pay cash for a trip. Well, here we go. A couple with one child. You're looking at a total budget all in from, you know, round trip flights to Orlando.

Four day, base park tickets, a value resort hotel, food, which is like quick service and snacks, not going crazy.

“Ground transport, like Uber, and souvenirs and extras a little bit.”

You're talking five grand plus for a couple with one child. Now, if we up it to a couple with two kids, it goes up to closer to seven grand. 6600 on the higher end, which is pretty wild. But you're average four day trip for a couple with one child.

You're talking six grand. And if you have two kids, you're talking seven grand plus. And let's say you want to go a little more all in. We're doing the park hopper. We're doing flights with better timing.

Deluxe resort hotel. We're doing table service dining character meals. Lightening lane add-ons. All out. You were looking at close to ten grand.

For one child. You have two kids you want to take. You're looking at eleven to twelve grand for that higher end experience. I just, I shouldn't take a breath. I just, that's a lot.

That's a lot. All right. I don't know where you came from. But twelve thousand dollars in four days is a lot of money. So again, I will say, if you have the money,

and you can afford to do this without derailing any other financial goals, I'm so happy for you. Have the best time and let no one judge you. And if you are broke, I don't care how much the trip costs. Please don't go.

Save the memory. If the kid needs to wait till they're seven to go and set of three, they will survive. They can break it down in therapy later. Five trauma.

All of these videos remind me of my trip to Disney when I asked a bunch of strangers in the middle of their vacations to tell me how much debt they have, which in hindsight made me a real thief of joy. You can watch what happened by clicking here or to use the link in the description. It is one of the top videos on our channel thus far.

And that's for good reason. You're going to love it. That's it for today. Thanks for watching. We'll see you next time.