Giggling about anxiety, hockey, and tiaras

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Man, it's such a shit. We can't be minutes. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] I mean, the day just got away from me.

Breaking news. Sorry, I-- sorry.

“Us weekly just did an article about me getting UTIs.”

Like, what? No. No big in it. I just commented on it. I didn't say, guys, what the fuck?

As if I just like announced, I have a chronic illness. Debilitating health ratio. [LAUGHTER] I don't want to walk. I can't.

Like, I can't go to Hawaii. Someone comments and goes, obviously, she's having a lot of sex. I feel like I need a comment. I'm like--

No, I'm literally-- [LAUGHTER] I wrote, OK, I'm-- It looks like I died in a car accident. Also, the people say TMI, it's like--

that was on our private podcast. That was private. For my closest, 200,000 friends. Like, please stop. Who's in our private diary that we post?

Sometimes people take things up, I'm like, that's so violating I wrote that in my diary. OK, back to our scheduled programming. Hello, my gold metal gigglers. It had to be said.

It had to be said. You're all the way in California right now. I'm all the way in California right now. And let me just say one thing. And this might be a controversy.

This might be controversial.

“But you know, you have to do a fun fact about you”

or you're out on a date or you see-- and it's like, people are like, I love traveling. In theory, totally. Like, I love traveling. But actually, I hate it.

Like, I get on one flight, and I get off the flight, and I'm like, and I'm constipated. My stomach exploded. My head hurts. I need to go lay in a bed.

Like, if you go on vacation with me and you have plans for the day that we land, I'm not your friend. Like, I'm in LA. I don't technically have to be in LA till Wednesday. But I'm like, no, I need two days to get it together.

I need to like, I need to acclimate. I need, like, so actually, I hate traveling.

Well, travels are knowing because when you finally get

to your place you're trying to go, you haven't actually done anything, so you feel like a lazy piece of shit, because you've just been sitting on planes. But emotionally, traveling is difficult. I mean, you guys, occasionally, I have to run in heels.

But my traveling faux pas was-- I was on American Airlines, lost scared. Yeah, you know. You know, I'm a delta girl. And I was in CD, 3D, and I would just say D.

And I assumed D was by the window, because I'm a woman in STEM. And Delta, it is. So down, I digress. Also, like, this is just alphabetical.

Yeah. We had nothing kind of go. Yeah, like, I don't question that a little bit. Yeah, I'm not changing the alphabet. Wait, do you know that they actually did change

the alphabet song in school? Why? I don't know. But you walk into any middle school right now, and they're learning the alphabet.

It is not at the same cadence in which we learned the alphabet. But that shit was my jam. A, B, C, D, and D.

“Do you remember actually, like, in, like, third grade,”

when they would, like, make up songs to, like, learn multiplication? I feel like that was something that was helping you during a difficult time. Oh, OK.

I hate night. I got-- night, night, night, night, night, night, night. I got sick on the floor because A times A to 64. Like, that's, I'm ringing a bell. Got it.

Gain, never mind. No, page needed a little skeet song to remember her math, which track I literally-- No, but I'm sitting my ass in D. And a very nice lady is like, sorry, you're in my seat.

Now, one thing about me is I never assume I'm right.

Never. It would be a rough life, you know? At the end of the day, probably wrong. So I'm like, oh, I must be in the wrong row. Look up.

It goes ACDF. So then I stop, and I say, I'm sorry. But actually, this is-- the system is wrong. There's a bigger-- If I had a main here, if I had a god damn necklop--

this, I'm just a girl who has been taken advantage of by whatever-- Yeah. Let her-- let us-- let us try. So she's-- and she's like, you could stay there, but look. I know that people, when they want to window,

they want to window. I said, man, oh, yeah. No, you deserve the window. I have to pee anyways. I'm going in the aisle.

It's all good. So then I'm doing my thing. And at the end of the flight, she goes, like, hey, just want

And I-- and I started laughing. And I was like, did you tell her? I took her seat.

“And she goes, yeah, and the giggler said,”

Hannah's really bad at admin. And she's a delta girl, so that tracks. And Hannah actually doesn't know where she is. So she's like, how did she know that about you? And I was like, it's a--

It's a common knowledge. It's just, yeah. We're all just out here. They-- everyone knows. I have a new obsession, which is when I'm on the road,

I need to watch something. And I hyper fixate on things. I realize I have a problem. Like, I'll hyper fixate on meals. I have a fixate on meals.

Well, you want to know what? You are correct in your self, where you say, like,

you could never do drugs.

You'd get obsessed with, like, 1/5? If I smoked one cigarette, by next week, I'd be like, welcome to Giggler Squad. So you'd be that TikTok, like, my-- What's that?

I think it's like where it's like-- we moved to the words at the palm, or like, 'cause you know, something, I mean, whatever I keep going. I don't know if I'll watch. I'm no brain.

So, you know, you just got up a plane on how you're functioning. So, I look, it's a lone bear who's saying, 'cause I'm very late to the game. It's not that I haven't seen it before. I just haven't been, like, locked in.

I'm addicted to RuPaul's Drag Race. Really? Pidge? Wait, where are you even watching it? What, like, on Amazon?

You know what happened? I was in a casino in Oklahoma. And that'll happen to you. (laughs) And I said, you know, how come no one ever talks

about casinos than in Oklahoma?

Well, how come I've never talked about how Oklahoma

has this, like, ozempic little, like, end to it that no one lives on, but they just fought for it. They were like, that's our land. Do you know, like, the end of Oklahoma? No, wait, that's got to teach you.

I know the end of Oklahoma. Sorry, back in the day, I worked for a company that you had to know the state's shapes. And it was, I wish I didn't. But, I digress, I just put on TV.

And MTV had RuPaul's Drag Race playing. And there was something so nostalgic about turning on MTV, 'cause I remember feeling naughty when I was little, like watching MTV, I'd be like, I'm such a teenager.

And I start watching it, I'm in. I'm immediately invested, 'cause this is a thing about RuPaul's Drag Race. It's Project Runway, combined with, they're doing their own fucking glam,

America's, but America's like some model where they do their own stuff, plus it's a comedy show. They're doing routines, they're doing gags. So they're doing bits. And they're so mean to each other,

'cause they're men, so they get over it really quick. So they'll just say, "Well, it's fucked up shit." And then they're fine. And then there's so much heart to it

because they're always just like,

learn to love yourself, which everyone can learn from. And I am locked in on season 12 right now. I've watched like eight episodes in the last two days. It's still going on now, right?

Yeah, it could have occurred season.

“I think it's like one of the longest running shows,”

I feel like it's been on for like 20 years. You would love it. I know. I can't believe I've never watched like a full season.

I've watched like random episodes before, but I've never sat down and watched a season from start to finish. They're so funny, and I think I didn't fully realize how like the pop culture starts there.

Like the words they're saying in 2020 is what you see like the Gen Z saying in 2023. Like they invented culture. Like they're so fucking funny. Like slay?

Yeah. Yeah, came up with that. There's a lot of words that they came up with. And also do you know high fashion designers watch Rupal's drag race for inspiration

'cause they're just so creative. But like they don't even talk about it. They're just like, okay, make your own outfit and do glam and it's like a two minute edit. I'm just blown away by it.

It's funny that you brought up MTV because I saw a girl make this video and she was, she was like, I'm married. I'm in my 30s. And I'm so petrified to have a child.

“And she was like, and I think it's because”

when I was at like a very prime age, I was turning on MTV and I was watching 16 and pregnant. And that was truly our version of like scared straight. Yes, like I still in my heart of hearts. I'm like, I can't get pregnant.

I'm on the cheerleading team. Like how can I have a baby and still be the flyer? The men were so horrible. They'd be like, I don't want a baby. I don't want a baby here.

I'm not showing up to the date. Like the world is such an unhinged television that at 12, I'm like locked in. I'm like something's going on with fair on her mom. Can't figure it out.

Just to only realize that like years and years later, I like I will still think about these people. Maybe they have to make one for fucking smoking.

It's very upsetting to me.

“If I see another it girl with a cigarette, I'll lose my mind.”

Wait, I'm very nervous about it. Are you because I feel like I keep seeing it too. And I'm like, this feels very like, look, I'm no angel. I love a drunk sick.

I prefer a drunk sick in Europe, because I feel like that doesn't count. No, if you smoke cigarettes in Europe, it's like your on vacation. Yeah.

I couldn't tell you genuinely. I can't tell you the last time I had a drunk cigarette in the United States, because I'm like so grossed out by them, but it is so interesting that now they're in campaigns and like in girls' dumps.

This generations obsess with aesthetic and their obsess with trends. So like one cool girl posts her with a cigarette, then all these girls are going to do it. I don't know, it's not worth it.

And I don't know why, what they're trying to say, like I'm bad, like I don't know.

I never understood that, like.

Especially because I would credit Gen Z with like, not over-consuming alcohol. And like, I put their Gen Z inside. Gen Z, they're in a fucking smoke chain or whatever they call it.

No, I would say, I actually think Gen Z is almost better with substances than millennials, because like, when I was in my 20, when I was 23 to 26, I was blacked out every single weekend. Like I didn't have a skin care routine.

You know, like I didn't know, like I didn't do that stuff.

“So I think there are good things about Gen Z,”

but the smoking thing is, it is interesting. Yeah. Wait, yeah. So obviously, like we talked about America's hot model, and like I literally couldn't stop thinking about it

and just like, I see all these clips on TikTok. And then the other day, I'm watching Lincoln Lawyer, which is like my new obsession. I actually just finished it on Netflix.

- We have such different tastes in TV.

I saw Lincoln Lawyer, I was like boring. - Obsessed love. Love the main character. I'm like, nom, me. - I haven't clicked on it.

- You know what it is? I love a strong man in a suit. Like, I'm, you know, I'm sorry if that sounds misogynistic. Like, I feel not feminists say,

I love a strong man in a suit. - Yeah, a strong man in a suit gives me like, fucking agita. I don't like that at all. - So I'm watching it.

And there's like one of the characters. She's like the prosecutor. And I'm staring at her and I'm like, I know this woman. Like, how do I know this woman?

And now my new thing is rather than like, when I don't know something. And just like immediately looking it up on Google, I try and use my brain. I'm like, no, I know it.

Let me find it in the end. - Don't try to be a hero. Don't try to be a hero. - I'm like a hero. - Sit and think and see if I can figure it out.

I'm literally sitting on the couch. Now my eyes are closed. I'm like, let me just hear her voice and see if I can place her. - You started channeling spirits.

I'm like, I know this person. How do I know this person? All of the sudden it clicks. She was on America's next hot model. Her name was Yaya.

I ended up looking her up on her on Google. She has like, 'cause I was like, I've seen her on other TV shows. Like, I know her as an actress. Like in my head I was like,

“she's an actress but what are the other things I've watched her in?”

Then it clicks to me. She's on America's next hot model. She was not in the documentary, but she's a perfect example, her and Eva of someone who like,

did crossover and make the pivot. - There's also America's next hot model an actress that played in crazy stupid love. She played the babysitter in crazy stupid love. - She was on America's next hot model.

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, I didn't know that. And so then I'm thinking, and then like, I'm obviously like, I'm watching more clips of America's next hot model

and like girls like talking about it on TikTok and stuff. And one of the things that I think is different than other reality shows where there's judges, the judges were on a reality show with each other. Like there are so many clips of people saying

like some of the most racist things you've ever heard in your life and Tyra like turning her head and being like, what? We're like, typically I feel like when you watch a TV show and like even like us, like if we've ever like been on

another TV show where we've done like, even going on like another podcast, there is a sense of like we're both on the same page 'cause we're performing for the viewer. Where that show, the judges were just like saying anything.

Like no wonder Tyra like freaked out at some points. Like some people were saying unhinged things. And it's like it's her show. So if you're like people are talking about that enough that the judges were trying to make things

even more like controversial. Which you don't like, if you watch Project Runway, like the judges aren't like fighting with each other for real.

They're the judges. - American Idol, they would fight.

“Like, figure out, but like not offensive.”

- I feel like that was Simon Cowell's character was like he was the asshole. Like there's a character for each person. Speaking of assholes, I'm watching the Gordon Ramsay documentary on Netflix,

which I do have to say. I'm a huge Gordon Ramsay fan. I don't support any of the verbal abuse that he does, but I overall like grumpy old man. And he, I don't know why.

I just can't look away like kitchen nightmares with my favorite thing. And he does employ a ton of people and have a lot of small businesses. But I digress very boring documentary.

It's basically, it's like one,

he's just promoting like a new restaurant. He's trying to open. It's kind of like a little Victoria Beckham Ask where they're just like pushing one of the things they're promoting.

Except Victoria Beckham was more interesting. No, but her documentary was promoting. - Whoa. - Whoa. - You said it yourself. You said it right, draw the line.

Okay, Nikola, don't come on to this podcast. And they're gonna talk about Victoria Beckham like that. - You're actually-- - Nikola, who's that? - Nikola is the daughter-in-law.

- Oh, why am I keeping up? (laughing) But that's what ultimately why I think I love Ripple's Drag Race so much is that it's not entertaining 'cause people are mean.

Even though people are mean on it, it's funny, it's comedy, everyone's laughing at themselves, not at the end of the day. It's about love and acceptance and loving your neighbor and loving yourself.

So anyway, with that said, not happy with men's hockey. Tell, because I'm like, sure. Yeah, for sure, I hate them too.

- Basically, they win the president calls them.

Well, actually, the FBI, head of FBI is drunk with them on speakerphone. Yeah, better things to do. Yeah, he's partying with the men's hockey team. - In Italy?

- In Italy, in the locker room. They're all drunk. - I bet there's a lot of problems going on here in the Americas, and they're not in the champagne in the locker room in Milan.

I'll tell you that right now. - Seeing like all the men celebrating and then a man be like, let me show you. I know the president and then get the president on the phone and the president being like,

I'm gonna fly you guys everywhere. I'm gonna treat you gray. I'm gonna fly you here with every, and then he's like, and I'm gonna have to invite the woman's team or I'll probably get impeached.

And I'm not even mad.

Like, yeah, the guys, the guys laughed.

Some of them probably ask those, some might have just been nervous. And it was like a sudden jab, yeah.

“- It hurts so much 'cause that's what we actually deal”

with every day. It's not like a big, aggressive. It's the subtle things that people say. The women's hockey team, by the way. - They've been more consistent than the men's hockey team.

Been winning, a medalist, I did the math, since 1998. And these women get paid 30 to 50 k. Now they're at 80 k, but they had to have multiple jobs. They had to raise their children. They had no resources.

They had no assistance. They're on their fucking period. They're fighting the patriarchy. And they're still succeeding. - Wait, is the men, sorry, for like, yeah.

I'm not like a big hockey fan either, but... - Someone did a video, I think it was like Caleb Perron, where he was like, I wish they had like a talk show and it had one person that knew nothing about sports, like it asked the question, would you get that so smart?

Question, the guys that are on the men's Olympic hockey team for the United States of America. Are they all on professional teams year round? - So they're the best Americans in the NHL. - And the NHL?

- Okay. - And millions of dollars. - So they're only job is hockey. - Yes. - And they lose every-- - The women are in a small league. And by the way, not to like name drop,

but the captain of the USA Women's Team was one of the greatest of all time, Hillary Knight. Played at the University of Wisconsin, go be a judge when I was there. And the women's hockey team won every national championship

when I was there in the men's team like didn't.

“So I just remember thinking these girls were like,”

so badass. 'Cause they're playing a sport wall skating. - Yeah. - It's like, think a basketball, but skating. Like it's crazy.

But the thing is, they love the game so much. They are not doing it for the money. They're not, they're not, I don't know what they're doing for 'cause it's fucking hard. But they're doing it for some fucking respect.

And I'm glad the WNPA is there, women's tennis is there. Hockey's next 'cause I'm-- Who, I just, who it makes, oh, I don't like it. - Yeah, it's just such a like-- - It's boys' club.

- But that truly is every day. Like, okay, I guess, like the girls. Yeah, the girls can do it too, like a perfect-- This is not a perfect example, but the only thing I can think of is like,

with like my older brother, like my older cousins.

“And there were any little, like, younger cousins.”

We would always be like, they don't count.

Like, sure, you guys can play, but like it doesn't actually count in the real score, which my little cousins would get so mad, like, we count, like, we're like, okay, like you don't. But that is truly what it's like being an adult one. - Little cousins are people too.

- Yeah, they're people too. They're like, in their 20s now, so I consider them people. - I also don't want to be, yeah, like, of the butt of a joke by, like, the people making decisions about our rights.

- And that's-- - And that's it. - Period. Period? No pun intended.

- I think you're kidding me. - Period! - Get period all over the ice next time. - No, I hate everyone. - I'm just really proud of all the female Olympians.

I mean, Alyssa Liu shout out to my girl. Did you not see Alyssa Liu? - I know. - No idea what you're talking about. - The girl with--

- And again, it's sports, and I'm so proud of her girl. - But it's sports. So like, I'm probably not tuning in, like-- - Okay, so Alyssa--

- And I'm proud of them now. - Alyssa Liu, when she was 16, was a world champion, and she was in ice skating. And she's doing everything she's supposed to do. Like, she's eating, how she's supposed to eat.

She's putting her hair the way they wanted her hair, and she's just being psychotic. She then decides, fuck this, I'm quitting. World champion at 16, quitting. - Yeah.

- Two years later, she was on a ski trip with some friends and realized, like, this is actually kind of fun. Imagine if I had fun with ice skating, like I'm doing now, and she has this, like, epiphany,

where she's like, if I, I'm so talented, if I approach it differently mentally, and I see it as just an expression of my art that I'm grateful that I can express to the world, I'll do it again, and she calls her coach,

and she's like, I want to come back, and the coach is like, no, you hate this. This isn't a good fit, like, you don't want to do this, and she, like, begs him. She comes back, she wears what she wants.

She dies her hair in these, like, hey, lows they call 'em, and the people there are, like, you can't have your hair like that, and she's like, go fuck yourself, and she goes on, and gives the most incredible performance.

- I would never be able to be a rule about hair,

because they're looking crazy, because they want to control women, and how they look, like, how you look should not affect how you're rated in your performance, but ice skating is still like ballet,

where it's like, is she thin enough? Is she beautiful enough? - Right. - So this girl says fuck you, she's so confident and love with herself that she's so beautiful,

and she skates like the most amazing skate, and all the other girls, she's like hugging, and like, there was just like, come rotter in her girlhood. - Yeah, incredible, no, it was serious leg. The top man, the top ice skating man, Iliya,

had so much pressure on him. There's a lot of reasons, I don't know why, that it happened, but when he goes for his skate, he fell three times, and he didn't get a medal. - Oh, I see. - I see saw that.

- And he said, watching Alyssa inspired him to treat the sport differently.

“- Honestly, I mean, I still think about,”

like, Simone Biles, when she did her documentary, and she was, and she called her mom, I was like, I'm not doing it, and the mom was like, and don't do it, like that, you really have to have that mentality with certain things.

Like, honestly, like, the fact that I'm doing the sag awards, on Sunday, well, actually, sorry, the actor awards. Like, I've been so anxious because I'm like, oh my god, like it's on Netflix, so many people are going

to be watching if I mess up even for a second,

like, that's all people are going to say, like, her mouth doesn't move or like, she's stupid. Like, I don't know, just like running through my head, and then today when I was on the plane, I was like, oh, who cares?

Like, you've wanted to do this since you were literally six years old, you're now getting to do it, and you're gonna be scared the whole fucking time, like, you love your dress, you're, you flew out, you're hair and makeup, I literally flew out my glam,

because I was like, I don't wanna use LA glam people, because I need to be around people that I'm with every single day, so that when I'm on the red carpet and I look over, that, like, I see Taylor Fitzgerald specifically,

like, I need to see her face. - Yeah. - That actually just like really helped me that girl, being like, I'm just gonna have fun with it. I mean, obviously I'm gonna take a beta block

or I'm not a psycho. - You're like, I'm also gonna be numb. - I'm also gonna.

“- I always say people don't remember what you say,”

they remember how you made them feel. So when you do the like public speaking, as just all the girls advice with public speaking, it's you actually being in the moment, and not judging yourself in the moment

and trying to be in that flow state, which is hard to get to, but it ultimately is doing what you love.

but joke of it, she's like, the best times player of all time.

- Yeah. - And he was like, I just love hitting the ball. And that kind of like, - And that's like kind of men I like, I'm like, yeah, speak your truth and dumb it down, you know?

“- But the truth is like, when I played tennis,”

I was thinking about winning, I was thinking about all these things. I wasn't thinking that I loved hitting the ball. I actually didn't like hitting the ball 'cause it represented like fear and bad things to me. But now like, podcasting going on stage,

it is what I love to do, and when you love something, like, love overrides everything, which leads me to my next point. - We love a segway. - People are mad at me.

- Four. - The way I pronounce anxiety. - Anxiety. Apparently it's anxiety and I say anxiety, anxiety. - Say it again, I have to close my eyes.

- I have anxiety. - I don't hear it, but I love you. - I know, thank you a little. - I love that much. - I think it's just New York. (laughs)

- Like you almost add like a G into it. - Yeah, and they were like, I literally got messages to like, and I love everything about you except. It's anxiety, it's not anxiety.

- And I said this to give me anxiety. - It is now I'm gonna overthink anxiety. - It gives me anxiety now. - We say a lot of things are all. - Also, people were asking me,

and I didn't wanna tell them, 'cause I wanna protect the gigglers from any harm. - Yeah. - But they said it's pageuring your spray tan, and I didn't wanna have to tell them

that you chose your career over my career. (laughs) - Here we are again. And I'll be the filling in your story, because I'm trying to put food on the table

for my cat. - For your cat. (laughs) - When are you taping it? - I'm away, yeah.

- Sorry. - Saturday. - Are you getting it spray tan? - Oh my god, I feel like I'm on repulse drag race. I have to get a spray tan.

I have to get a derma plane facial,

“which you have to do before the spray tan,”

'cause then it takes off the spray tan, and the derma plane makes my makeup look better apparently, apparently, all sorts of things I might nails done, 'cause the blues grown out, dyed my hair.

Honestly, I have to do a whole fucking... - Being a woman is insane. - It's a matter of how smart I am. - Why I had to fly into a life like days early, I'm like, well, I have to get a facial,

then I have to get my spray tan, then I need to, I'm also getting like a massage the night before that's a calming massage.

- First you've to eat the muscle relax,

then you have to get the spa. - I have to get rakey, like I have to see an energy healer, like I have a lot to do. - I'm talking to my psychic tomorrow. - You have to.

- I'm sorry, it's hard that you're preparing. - It's hard. - I'm preparing emotionally, spiritually, physically. Also, no fence, but male comedians will play MSG. Wake up from a nap, and their hair

will be sticking up in the back from the nap, and it'll be, that's nice. - Maybe if the men's hockey team prioritized it. - Anything, they'd win more often. Like, it's not our fault.

- To take it out on us. - Anyway, the women's hockey team, you're invited to hang out with us. - Like, where are we going? (laughing)

- Any gay least squad show you want, where we saw you. - Also, I stirred up a little controversy again. - My post, my post, the meeting sweaty, and it got, like, it was really fun. - I saw this.

I was like, what are these weird screenshots? Also, you're doing an ask me anything on the plane. I'm like, who is this person? - Grace message me was like, hey, how are you? And I said, great, and she's like,

doesn't seem that way, 'cause you're doing an ask me anything on the plane. (laughing)

“- I was like, I think someone's got a check on me on the plane.”

- I know that, what was I saying? - You just had a page moment. Isn't it, like, so jarring? - No, like, you're like, I'm speaking, and then on the sun, you're brain, like,

just go, you're like, I didn't, I don't know. - I was like, what was I saying? - Oh, my controversy. - Yeah. - So, again, my archnamesis threads.

If you're bullying my grandma. (laughing) This is a problem with threads. We don't know where on threads, but Instagram, like, puts you on something.

- So, some girl did a whole video on threads about me, the other day, of like, one of our podcast clips, and I was like, that's not even what that clip was about. I'm like, I can't do threads.

I had a blocker, because I was like, I don't. - My sweat photos go on threads. And then I keep getting weird notifications. And I'm like, if I have any notifications on threads, it's not good.

Like, it's never a good thing.

(laughing) - I don't even know how to get to notifications on threads. - Keep it that way. I will throw my phone into the subway. So, turns out, people think,

'cause I said something like, well, I was like, someone needs a new, I said someone needs a new deodorant or something? - Yeah.

So, everyone's like, how dare you make fun

“of this, this woman, everyone is bullying Hannah?”

- Me and that's the bullying myself of the internet. - Bullying me for bullying myself has result bullying me. - I was dare you talk to you. - What group of bullying that? - And then the gigglers are jumping in being like,

hey, that's, she's making, this is her. She's making fun of herself, and people are like, if you ever speak about another woman this way, you're disgusting and violent. And then people are like,

that's just Hannah calling herself disgusting viral. But by the way, it is not disgusting to swear. It means my body's detoxing. And we know everyone wants a deodorant. - Oh my God.

Also, like, check any girls comments in her Instagram. Like, it's people just being insane. The internet is so scary. That's why you have to find your niche. - Yeah, the internet is in a weird low, right now.

Why do I have to say, yeah.

- Yeah, like I find myself like going off of TikTok and Instagram, because I'm like, wait, some people are like, actually, it's actually like, it's scary, it's why I started reading. I'm like, y'all forced to just have a goddamn book.

That's when you know the country has gone awry. - Pages out home reading. - Try to film the time. - I'm trying to get hobbies. - I've got the love scrolling.

- I mean, someone's wrong. - Some are getting people to defend you and trash you at the same time as a skill that needs to be studied. (laughing) And then someone goes, I love that everyone rush to defend you

from yourself, bully you. (laughing) - It's been a long time now. - I'm tapping out. - I don't, I don't, I haven't.

- I'm like, it's not for me anymore. - I'm so crazy.

- Also, my marriage is on the rocks.

- I'm the rocks, 'cause I found out. - My husband doesn't like Fedo, which I thought was a non controversial cheese. - Fedo's like, and I've fed it, you don't. - It's universal.

- It's not too stinky, it's not too bland. It's just like, I thought Fedo, I don't know there was an option not to like Fedo. - Look, I'm a writer die for Italian food. - I thought you were saying, I'm a writer.

I get no Fedo. - I should actually add it. I think Italian food is the best food of any cuisine of anything. There are a few things that the Greeks do

that I'm like, you nailed it with that one. - And Fedo is one of them right now. The buckle vase and other one of them. But the Fedo, I'll put it on my skin, if I feel like I'm having a rough day.

- That's a big texture. - Like I don't mind a person who's like, oh, I don't like a gouda, it's like they're on cooth. - But, to not breathe, I'm like breathe for everyone. - But I love a brain if you don't, but it's okay,

'cause I know it's a certain palate, totally. - I ordered an omelet with Fedo and tomatoes, which is like my new thing. So it's, I highly recommend people to try it. And he was like, no, it's okay, I don't like Fedo.

And there's something about being in a marriage for, what do we have for years when you learn something new for years in? - Oh my god, wait, that seems crazy. You've been married for four years.

- He's officially the longest guy I've ever been with. Which this is what's weird about getting married. Is sometimes you marry a guy and he's not the longest relationship you've been in up to that point.

“- So anyway, that's what's going on currently”

in my relationship. - Anyway, that's what's going on with you. (laughing) - You know what, relationship, people don't talk enough about Rose Burn and Bobby Carnivale.

I don't know how to say his last name. Do you know what I'm talking about? - I do. - You love Bobby Carnivale. - Wait, wait, let me reveal him really quickly

because I do know who you're talking about. - They're together. I don't think they're married, which is so fucking chic, but I think they have heads together. - Yeah.

- Aren't we? - Why don't people talk about them more? - I will love them. - Do they have kids together? He was, oh, who is this?

He was married and divorce. He is like, hot. - I know, I know you love him. - And you wanna know what makes me love him even more? - Yeah.

- He is with a funny woman. - Takes a strong, strong man to be with a funny woman. He takes a strong man to be with a woman who is... - Beautiful and funny and talented. - Like Roseburn.

- Well, like the center of attention. Like, okay, perfect examples. Like you said her name, and I'm like, yeah, I know exactly who it is. You said his name, and I was like,

“I think I know but let me Google it really quickly.”

And I feel like being with a funny woman who's like quick-witted and like can add to the conversation. If you're not a strong man, that will make you so insecure. - Well, but I realize with funny women is like, if we make you laugh, like if we make a guy giggle,

it means they sometimes they feel like we tricked them. 'Cause like comedy comes from like unexpected. So they feel like we like, we outsmarted them and then suddenly they're giggling and they're like, what happened?

Like they lost control of the conversation.

- Yeah, because men feel like if you're,

if you're couldn't commanding a room in terms of jokes, two men, and I hate when men say this word. But like two men, it comes off like you're the alpha and they can't have that. Like certain men can't have that.

- Well, the loudest man in the room is normally, has a smallest piece of shit. - Yeah. And a lot of men think that like when they are going to get married, they are going to be the alpha in their relationship

and like you're going to be submissive. And if you're in an opposite relationship, like men can't handle it. - I love a quiet, sturdy man. - Also, I don't, fuck up.

Yeah. Talk when it's your part, like talk when it's a topic that you know a lot about. And if it's not funny jokes, then show your mouth. - In my ask me anything 'cause I'm an ask me anything

“influencer now, I honestly was on a fucking high.”

I had a coffee and I was like, "You're like, "Let me bang this out. "It was a little bit of you." That was like your equivalent to being in finance. You're like, "Let me just snort this out

"or I'll bang out all these questions." - How many did you actually read? - Like for, I had a group through. - I know you though. I know everything about you.

- I know you know what I was going to learn. - I was learning and I said, no. - I did stop at the word where someone was like, "You're a favorite lip balm." I was like, "I should fucking love this lip balm."

Like, "I love you." I'm like, "I knew you saw that question. "You were like, then wait for someone to ask." - You were so sick of me, but you loved me so much. It must be a kind of crazy thing.

- Double. (laughing) So someone told me that on her first date with a guy, she had a panic attack, and he didn't know what to do. Or first vacation, he had a panic attack, didn't know what to do.

And she was like, "What should I do with him?"

“- Now look, would I love to tell everyone”

to break up with their boyfriend all the time and do we do that a lot? - Yes. - However, context matters. - Okay, what were you saying?

I don't know why that even reminds me.

- I was always saying, "Who am I?"

- Honestly, it's time for it. - You love getting me all riled up, but something right before I say it, you go, "Quickering turn." (laughing)

- 'Cause I know if I don't say it, I'll literally forget. - I said, she was like, "He didn't hand to my panic attack well." - Yeah, as girls with anxiety. - I think, sorry, that sounded like me, but I was drumming me, and I'm just, anyway.

I feel like sometimes men do not understand anxiety, and you can't get mad at someone for not understanding it, 'cause men truly understand anger is the only emotion, and when it's anything else, they get very like, what's happening.

Give him an opportunity to understand your culture. (laughing) - Welcome to my world, let me show you. If you do have a panic attack, then I'm front of a guy, and he deals with it great.

I think that's your husband. - If a guy is truly into you, there is nothing that you can do that will turn them off.

“I think you should have a panic attack on the first date,”

and it's like, "Because it's like, if you can handle me at my worsen, you don't deserve me at my best." It's a very... - Man, Monroe. (laughing)

- I don't actually say that one. - I don't think so. - Wait, did you see speaking of icons? Audrey Hepburn's been cast. - Lily Collins. - Yep.

- Would you like to tell your team to submit you like what the fuck happened? - Well, Lily Collins is a respected actress. - Well, her father's been cast. - I could tell that Lily Collins was

gunning for an Audrey Hepburn role way before Emily and Paris, because her style. I could tell, by the way, she was posting on Instagram, that it was very Audrey Hepburn coded, and she does look similar to her.

So I kind of felt in my guy, I was like, "I know one day she's gonna be play her." So I'm actually, I'm glad it's her. - Because, I feel like you were watching it. - Would you tell her, I feel like...

- I'm honestly too Italian to play her. I feel like you do watch a lot of like biopics where you're like, "Okay, that person looks nothing "like the celebrity you're like." - Well, you're like, "That's Brad Pitt."

- Like, this is not the vibe, where I feel like Lily Collins is the perfect cast. - For speaking of celebrity. Like, my other ears are, no, stories. Have you watched Love Story?

- Of course. - What are your thoughts? 'Cause I feel like everyone's watching it right now. I'm two episodes in. - Usually I would have a lot of thoughts

on a TV show about celebrities for whatever reason. I feel, it's not that I feel achy watching it, because I love it, and I'm obsessed, and I'm all caught up. I like watch it right when it comes out.

But I feel like the fact that she didn't like the spotlight so much, I almost feel like bad. Like, I'm almost like, "Wait, would she have hated "the show?" - Yeah.

- You know, but I also think it's an incredible story

of like, he was JFK Junior. He was like one of the most famous people in the world. Their family was like the most famous in the world. And I can't think of the actress's name

like someone in one of the episodes where it was like the public has like, what was the quote? The public has, in one hand, they're like ready to praise you, and in the other hand, they're ready to throw a stone at you.

“And it's just so true because I feel like that's how he felt.”

Like I feel like people were all up in his shit all the time. - Yeah. - And I feel, I don't know, I felt bad for it. - When he didn't pass the bar and the guy was like, it doesn't matter that everyone thinks you're an idiot.

Like, how do you feel about yourself? And it's so easy to say like, "Don't care what other people think." - But when everyone's pointing at you being like, "You fucking idiot, at some point you're gonna be like,

"cause I'm an idiot." - Yeah. - I do think it was interesting casting, like he was very, he's like not really,

I think this is one of his first projects

and he's just like, "Yeah, they cast them like two weeks "before they started filming." - Really? - I think they're both very good actors. - I felt like she was way stronger.

- Yeah, I think she's really good. And people being like, "Oh, she doesn't." Like, I just said like Lily Collins looks like Audrey Brown. - Yeah, so she's really, look like Carolyn Bassette. See, I find, I think she does.

- Like I think Sarah Pigeon's a star. - Yeah. - I couldn't get my eyes off of her. Also, I love Kevin Klein in the '90s. The style of it all.

- Wait, hold on. But Calvin Klein is gay. - I guess he had a wife. If I had a nickel. - No, and this is what I'm talking about.

(laughing) (laughing) I'm like, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

You knew though, you knew.

There was no way you didn't know. - She got free Calvin Klein. You would do it too. (laughing) You've done it. - I have.

(laughing) - I can't. - Speaking of fashion, this feels like made up 'cause the fashion industry is like, we just have to, we're running out of animals print.

And they're like, we're doing Bambi. We're doing deer sheep now. We're doing fawn print. Like they're gonna do squirrels next. - Sorry, it's fawn February, get into it.

- It's such like a marketing play, like yeah, I do actually love it, like it looks cute. But like they're literally gonna be like, and it's raccoon March. - I saw a raccoon the other day on the street.

Literally trying to domesticate its own self. - Oh, they have thumbs.

- No, literally, someone was like, wait,

I feel like this raccoon shouldn't be like, oh wait, great, now it's like 11 a.m. in the morning. (laughing) I was like, what's this on? I was like, oh, my, I was like,

that raccoon has rabies 'cause I'm pretty sure they're not turn-all, but anyway. - You're like that raccoon just cold Uber eats. I know that he is normal. - That raccoon just rang the doorbell.

He's like, I wanna come in. - Wait, what were we just talking about 'cause I was gonna say something before that. - Bambi Corps? - Oh, as someone who also loves like,

I love trying to try and I actually like the Bambi thing. My thing is one item of clothing will go viral. And then every influencer will have it.

“And I'm like, yeah, are we having an influencer fast?”

- Where did it, what, who even makes it? What is that Brit? And here I'm an influencer, like, I should know. But I'm like, where did you guys all get this jacked? - Well, yeah, you'll see something you like

and then you realize everyone's already worn it. - Yeah, and so then I'm like, okay, well, let me just see where it is. And then you go on, it's like pre-order. And it's like, okay, well, I don't want the jacket in June

or it's like trying to go over. $1,000 for something that's like not on. - The internet is weird. - Everyone's weird. - What do you think about hair tucking?

Like, people being like, it's really cool to put a jacket and keep your hair tucked in. Like, the American Ashley Olsen talk has been trending for 10 years. - Yeah, and I'll see you get like,

I'm really confused on why everyone's like, oh my god, the hair tuck. - Because they'll make anything into an aesthetic. Leave Bambi out of this. - You know what?

- You know what? - Also is trending. - Every day, T-R-R. So girls just wearing T-R-Rs on a Tuesday for no reason. Like, in different kind.

Like, fashion week apparently, it was like a thing. - Which, like, I'm not gonna take away from women's joy. I feel like it's something you would do. - Mia, I actually, you've done. - I'm actually waiting for this to come on trend

and I didn't know that it was happening and now I need to go on Amazon because that is so something I could get down with.

“- Well, did you see Haley Bieber's most recent cover shoot?”

Were her hair was like purposely unbrushed and like nodded? - Yeah. You were like, it's my scientist.

Or I was like, okay, copy right infringement. Like, don't just- - Okay, so I'm a style. I can actually, I'm timeless.

“Also, one of the funny things about like”

the Carolyn Bissette, like, oh my god, dress like Carolyn Bissette. - Oh yeah. - Which obviously, yes, she is great style. But her style is in trendy.

I would say she's like the least trendy person ever. Like, she truly was like the epitome of a fashion girl that worked at a brand, but like her outfits had to be muted because it was about the other clothes. - Yes.

- But people on TikTok, it's so like, oh, I can't believe girls are making like videos about Carolyn Bissette's style. Like they don't have any, it's like you can't do anything as a woman.

You can't like it. You can't just like, you can't try and dress like it. You can't, like, it's so crazy. - You can't win a glamour. - And I'm like, no, you can't do anything

as a woman. You truly cannot.

There will always be someone yelling at you.

And most of the time, it is another woman, which is like really upsetting to me. - Mm-hmm. - Girl on girl crime. I have a gripe to bring up.

- Okay. - Actually, I have a petition. (laughing) - I actually have a bill that I need past. - I have a bill.

- Let's stop putting handsop next to hand lotion. - In public, in public bathrooms, in hotel bathrooms, how many times do you go to watch your hand and you click the hand lotion? Also, who's using hand lotion in these airport bathrooms?

- I'm gonna just agree with you on this. Because the moment I got a guest bathroom, the minute, I said, oh, the guest bathroom is going to be so fucking cool. I've got so, I've got hand lotion. I've got skin care.

I've got, to my apartment, you go and the guest bathroom. - You're not leaving. - You're not leaving. - You're stealing all the things I have in there. - Nothing ruins my day more than realizing

I'm washing my hands with lotion. And then I not only wasted lotion, but now I have like sperm kind of texture on my hands. - You know, you and my mom are very similar. I gave my mom a bunch of products one day

and she was like, oh, I'm using this one product, but it's like really drying me out. And I'm like, well, how are you using it? And she's like, well, I'm just like putting it on and then like, it's drying me out.

And I'm like, well, maybe because that's a face wash and not a lotion mother and you're putting it on and then it's drying because it's a soap.

“You're like, Kim, that's how you're to peroxide.”

Kim's put in your eye. (laughing) I'm like, well, why didn't you just like read the label? So my thing to you is why didn't you just read the gods and label?

- Because they make it look too, first of all, I'm always in a rush.

I'm always rushing and they make it,

like put it in red blinking lights. The aesthetics, I was just saying they're next, at least put them, I don't know, put it somewhere else. Like, where I can't reach it. (laughing)

'Cause I inevitably will always. It's like when you take conditioner accidentally and you start trying to put it as shampoo. Do you never do that? - Never.

- Never. - So this is a daily thing for me. I was, oh my god, I- - Never. - Because you want to know what?

In my shower, one row is just shampoo. The other row is just my conditioners. Then I have like, so everything has a row. Everything has a home. It's giving me American psycho.

- Yeah. (laughing)

“- No, sometimes I think I could have a little,”

people could be right. I could have something a little bit wrong with me. - Do I really go in your chart? - I don't. And I saw you post your ask me anything

that you have a little vergo in your chart. - Yeah. - And I don't. - Are you on the, are you on the cusp? - Because I see that for you.

My best friend in high school, one of my best friends in high school, she was a vergo. And when I tell you her notebook,

I've never seen a notebook like this.

First of all, her handwriting, spectacular. Her highlighting, her outlines. She went on actually to be a teacher as she should. - So vergo's come in all shapes and forms. Tell me when it comes to my work.

Not my personal life, my work. Am I not on the wall? - True. - Like responding to emails, having things ready by deadlines. That's where my vergo goes.

- That's actually very true. You are very on top of your career. - They're also a little obsessive vergo. They're detail oriented. You know how random things, I'll be like, "I need a good disroyed."

- Yeah, no, you can obsess. I think if you really went to a doctor, you could be diagnosed a little bit with OCD. - No, I fully have OCD. - And a C-H-D-H-D.

- And you have a torn ACL. - That's right. (laughs) - Wait, one more thing about Carolyn. - Yeah.

where there's literally like only five seconds

of footage of Carolyn but set ever talking on camera. - Yeah, like she had, yeah. - So she had to just like read lots of books. So that would also be like heart. - I would assume her, their families weren't like involved,

where it's like she couldn't ask. - I know, I know.

“- The accuracy, so the accuracy you have to take”

with a grain of salt for this. - And a lot of people have come out and been like, "Okay, their love story was actually like super talks." - Yeah, yeah. - And I'm like, "Oh, you know."

- Stuart, who's on the road with me, told me, there's a really good podcast to listen to about the Kennedy men. There's a podcast somewhere. I'll put it in the newsletter about the Kennedy men.

And like, there's, there's lore there.

- Well, it's from this show,

it really just seemed like JFK Junior. It didn't want to be in like, politics. It doesn't seem like he wanted to be a lawyer. It actually seems like he liked or like he liked.

- He want to be an actor and TV, yeah. So that alone makes me sad for him. Like, I couldn't imagine being born into a family and it's like, how like the royals do it? Like, number one, Prince Harry left

and everyone was like, "Death to Prince Harry." And it's like, "Okay, guys, chill out." He wants to just like pick strawberries with his wife. Also, he had this sad moment where he, not to like be a neppo baby, um, a polygist.

But he was like, by 26, my dad already like, had been a war veteran, like, got his degrees, had kids, like, all these things. - Don't you think you're saying this? - About his dad.

- Yeah. - And he's like, and I'm 28 and I have nothing. And it's like, he didn't ask to be put on that, like, have that kind of ex-pressure pressure and like, expectations.

So he feels like a fucking loser, even though he's just living this way.

“- That's why I do have a little sympathy”

for Brooklyn Beckham. Like, I do feel a little bit bad for him because I'm like, I couldn't, I wonder what it's like, having two of the most famous people in England be your parents for two, like, very specific genres of things.

And then it's people are like, "What do you do?" - I feel like there's so much pressure. - 'Cause it's not relatable people don't talk about it. Like, how to raise your kids if you're famous. Like, I don't know.

Maybe there's like a book that like, Reese with her spoon is like passing around to her friends. But like, I feel like that's like a Google Doc. - That Reese is like, hold on. Here's what you do.

- Reese with his spoon has a Google Doc. She's sending to famous moms on how to raise their kids. But it's like, there's no, like, rule book that we know of of how to not raise kids who are fucked up. And some of them, just 'cause if they're really

successful in that, but baby still doesn't mean they're not fucked up. - I do low-key sometimes feel really bad for certain NEPO babies. People are really mean to some more than others.

I kind of feel like if you're a NEPO baby and no one's heard of you until like you literally do what your job is, people are like, "More okay." Like, people are so mean to Haley Bieber, but I feel like it's because they saw her

in the press, like, grow up. - People also don't want to see you trying to get your dreams as an NEPO baby. Like, they don't want to see you attempting. And they also don't want to see you say

I don't have an advantage from being a NEPO baby, which like, they shouldn't say that stuff, which made me think about, like, hate on Addison Ray. All these people hate NEPO babies, but then you also hate people who come from TikTok.

So who's allowed to do well? - It's a lose lose. - It's a lose lose, like, if you, so what's the right way to come up?

“You have to wait for a powerful director”

to pick you randomly out of a hat. - You know what's funny is after we were talking about Cardi B and how she was, like, on reality TV, I literally got, like, served a TikTok clip of one of the, like, male DJs on love and hip hop,

being, like, I'll never take Cardi B seriously.

And then the edit was, like, her winning her first Grammy. - No, I'm crying. - It's also, like, I do think not to bring it back to, like, everyone hates women. But I do think people are way harder on female NEPO babies

than male. - Oh, yeah. - I can't even think of a boy NEPO baby right now. - Besides Brooklyn Beckham. - It's like, I can't think of, like,

one doesn't immediately pop into my head. It's what I'm saying. - Yeah. - Because people just, like, aren't, it's, maybe it's like not as fun.

- Being mean to men on the internet? - I don't know, I find it enjoyable, but I don't. (laughing) - We should double in it, maybe try it out.

(laughing) - Like, watching some things on the internet where you're, like, you're letting him get away

you would have had her canceled four days ago.

She would've been done.

- The stake would've been on fire.

- Yeah.

- Well, on that positive note.

- And that's all we have for today. (laughing)

“- We're gonna leave you with that, just to think about.”

Thank you guys so much for giggling with us, and we'll talk to you later this week. Bye.