Giggling about gay rodeos, club culture, and carpe diem

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New is from Mark Ovekling, the Kangaroo Rebellion. Now, on Facebook and everywhere, I have a lot of books and I have a lot of books. [MUSIC] [MUSIC] Subgiveness.

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“Fair day, which was my high school slogan, I think.”

It's something about being green. [LAUGHTER] Something about Seila V. That's what it is. Yeah, that's what it is.

Oh, my god, Melania's a love. Carpet DM. Yeah, oh, my god, put it on a poster in the room. I have a couple things I need to talk about, and I haven't listed it. Go off.

Where should I start? Where should I start? Where should I start with something that happened last week? Because I forgot to talk about it when we were-- because we were talking about so much South by Southwest.

True. Did you see the video of Kiki Palmer doing something at South by Southwest? I don't even know who she was interviewing. She was interviewing like a cast of something.

And a guy came up to the boat to the stage. Like walked up to the stage, walked up to the stage. Like normal, in his 30s, good looking, dressed well, had like a land you're done, like he was supposed to be at.

First of all, what is South by Southwest, no one knows?

Also, if you have a land you could do anything. Can you know that one, Lucho has his camera. He goes, I can literally do anything. He has broken into so many things with me, where they're like, you don't have another ticket.

He's like, I have a camera. And he's like, I could do anything. It's really crazy. But anyway, she was just makeup of fake land. You didn't walk anywhere.

So this man, like, has a land here. So he walks up to the stage and he, I'm not kidding, proposes to Kiki Palmer. And Kiki is like so professional and actually like too nice to this guy.

The thing that pissed me off so badly was, remember when this happened to Drew Barrymore? Yes.

“And I think she was wearing a rap like had a bodyguard.”

Yes. And the bodyguards ran out so quickly. No one ran out. No one. It took them like three minutes.

And they were like so nice to this guy. Like, oh, can you move along? Like, you know, like this is, no, tackle this man. What are you talking about? He's walking up and proposing to Kiki Palmer.

Well, that happened once and one of our shows, remember someone got up and just started walking

towards the stage and we both were amazing.

Are you gonna shoot me? And no security guard knows anything. But you wonder like, what security is there for? It's definitely if someone starts like going towards the stage. Well, there's no protocol in which the audience

has to be on or near the stage. And less than whoever's on stage is like, we're bringing someone up from the audience. So anyone moving toward the stage, tackled that, I saw that.

But Kiki is famously like the nicest, coolest, most charismatic person. But she shouldn't have been in that position. One time I met her at the today show and she looked at me and she said, you look like I'm a rata.

And then she walked away. And I was like, (laughing) is that I love your pixie? (laughing) I did a video with her back in the day when I was up batches.

I love her. - She's amazing. - People don't praise her enough that she's like-- - It's a talent. - So multi, she can do anything.

- But she's one of those that is so talented that I think people haven't caught up. Like, she was a singer. - Hello. - She was in a spelling bee.

- Yeah. - She can spell. - That's when you wait, I don't know. - I don't know.

“- But also, you have to, when the whole audience is there,”

you can't suddenly be like, brush, shut the fuck up. Like, you will even, like, the people that she was interviewing, they were like, almost like joking. And I was like, no, no. - This guy could whip a gun out.

- That's like stalker shit. - Leave Kiki Palmer alone. - Speaking of mentally ill. (laughing) - For going anywhere in segway.

- Okay. - Which one do I rarely have? (laughing) - And I rarely watch something that you've already talked about 'cause I'm like, why watch it, my friend,

watch it as she told me about it. I watch the man who's here. - It is so deeply, mentally unwell. Like, I'm watching it and they're in the guy, what's his name?

- Whatever. - The ghost of the room. - His interviewing these men. And I'm like, why isn't anyone breaking the news to them

And they have to go on medicine and see a doctor.

“Or to call their dad, or one phone call to your dad”

might eliminate this. The one guy? - Also, the one guy that lives in Miami and has red hair. - Yeah.

- Get a boy from babe, babe. Just one man. Just see, you've obviously already hooked up with the man. I actually don't even have to say that. But maybe date one, like, fully.

And you wouldn't have to terrorize everyone you meet. - Here's the other thing. The other guy, when they bring in the mom and he's like, changes his whole rhetoric 'cause the mom looks at him and is like,

who raised her? - Who's your brother? - And then the one guy who's wife came in and he got all scared and was like, "Please cut her part."

(both laughing)

- Well, they're all fake comment.

They're all so dumb, too. And you guys that has to say their manly is not manly. And you guys who has to say their nice guy is not a nice guy. - You're doing all of this to make money

and like, but you don't, you're influencing an entire generation of men who are, their brains are not formed and won't be till their 40s. And it's really scary.

- And Genzi is so scary. - And they're blaming the fact that they're failing on women. They're saying society is like created for the men to fail 'cause of the women.

I'm like, have you heard of the patriarchy? - Read out your books. - Read this and you set out for you guys. Go, do one job in your view. - You guys set it up and you've got 1,700.

You guys did this. - You're complaining about the patriarchy that you're in charge of. - It's so, it was so freaky and so scary and weird.

“And it's also, I think they almost like envy women so much.”

They wanna emulate them and do things that we like. (both laugh) - Like this man was like,

he's never gonna get invited to Miami on a yacht.

It's like, okay. Okay, they're so mad that girls get free drinks. He's like, she can go on a yacht with a hot guy. - It's like, do you wanna go with a hot guy? - 'Cause we'll tag you in.

- Do you wanna suck Dick on a yacht? 'Cause you guys. - He's never been invited anywhere by a man. I've brought other friends like you could come with me. It was one of the scariest documentaries

I think I've ever watched actually. - I'm in like a group Paul. Okay, hold still. - Yeah. - Which is why I haven't had any new documentary updates.

But one of the mini challenges or challenges they have is they brought in gay rodeo. - Okay. - Now gay rodeo. (both laugh)

- And it really says this podcast isn't informative. Has literally never listened to a single episode. - So by the way, I cry every episode of Rupal Drag Race. Like you think you're not going, everyone's crying the whole time.

So a bunch of these like really manly rodeo men come in and then you find out they're all gay. And they're all like, I was afraid to come out because rodeo is so masculine and homophobic. So like they were like, if I came out as gay,

the rodeo wouldn't accept me. So they created their bonds. (both laugh) - What the hell is that rodeo? He's gay.

- rodeo's gay by the way. He's just a bunch of men are riding each other. - So watch Yellowstone and shout-off. - Also you're wearing heels with a pointed toe. - Like there's no need.

- You've been exercising with belts and hats for years. - We know your gay band, you're wearing belts with decorations on them and showing them off. - Really? - I think the same with the WWE.

Like, oh, the prize is a belt. - Like, it ain't show. - So it's only sports rodeo where men, for like, we need to wear jeans. I mean, you don't think that's my aesthetic.

- And like, no we do. - No, there's sport do wear jeans. And you're like, that's so interesting to it. - Like other sports, like polo doesn't wear jeans.

“Why are they in their, like, my favorite, like, leave us?”

- No, they, like, really lean into like the aesthetic of their sport. Like, if you said to me, gun to my hat. - I talked about guns a lot. - But you were like, you were so surprised.

- I was so surprised. - Yeah, I'm so surprised. - If you said gun to my head, what do they do in the rodeo, I would die. - I've watched it once accidentally on a bar

'cause I, I'll get into any sport. It's insane. They just get thrown off a bull that doesn't want them on their back. Like, Peter's not happy.

Like, Peter's, like, clearly they don't want you riding them. Honestly, you know what it is, it's just like no consent. It's just men, like, with no consent. The bulls that are like, hey, can we not do this? And they're like, well, I'm gonna kick you off

if you try and the guy's like, I'm gonna try and he's like, well, I'm gonna kick you off. That's a sport. - But so these gay rodeo guys created this gay rodeo for guys who wanted to come out of the closet

and be gay and do rodeo in peace. - In peace. And then they were getting, were coming drag queens. And it was so interesting 'cause one of them was like, I used to do drag, but I felt like I lost myself

is helping me find my power, and he was crying,

and I was crying, but like, it's just discovering different versions of themselves, but anyway, I really love footballs and drag queens. - Thank you so much for that interlude, Hannah. We appreciate it on this very pleasant Monday morning.

- It is such a Monday today. - It's such a Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. - The Monday's Monday, so shy, it's the best weekend, which is like, so one page socializes without me. I sit back, I wait, I'm worried, I can feel nervous.

Wake up in the morning, have the one I am text of everything that went down. You made me laugh so hard. Can I say one of your growth? - Yeah.

- She goes, "The girls are younger. "The guys are exactly the same." (laughing) - Okay, something's going on with Gen Z. And look, I feel like I talked about this a lot

“with, and I think it's partly because I'm getting older,”

but I'm really sad that club culture is dying. Clubs were such a big part of my life for so long, and thinking that Gen Z doesn't go out, and drink, and go to clubs, and I feel bad for them, because everything's recorded, and you can't be yourself.

- 2015, we weren't Instagramming. - No, certainly not. I was living my best life out on a table, out of clubs, somewhere, doing something. - We know what you're doing.

(laughing) - I go to dinner. I go to dinner with one of my girlfriends, one of my guy friends, and they keep being like, "Okay, we're gonna go to this club after dinner,"

and I'm like, "Okay." And every club's name is a lovely female's name. - Really? - It's a lie lab, Mary Lill. - Jolene, like all these different club names,

it's just like women's names without trying to get the women to go there. - It can make you feel, it sounds like a brunch, Delilah, that sounds like a brunch. - We pull up, and I'm like,

this is not, I know this club, and I like say the name of it years ago. (laughing)

“- And they're like, "Oh yeah, I think it was that club."”

- 27 years ago, in 1982. - So I walk in, I go, "No, it's the same "living and even change the formation." Like, parts over here, DJs over here. - You really know everyone who works there?

- No, Julia, you're like, "You're like Steve!" - Two things happened to me.

One, I witnessed for the first time ever

in my entire adult life. I witnessed, I'm at standing at one table, and there's, it's like a row of tables. I'm standing over here, there's like maybe couple, I'm like two tables away.

I watch two men sitting at a table, three men, sitting at a table alone, and I watch pretty young girls walk up to the table, and I see them and look at each other, like, who are these girls? Like, why do they want to, like,

we don't know them type thing, like, get away from our table. And in my head, I'm like, "Hey guys, "this is the whole point." - The whole point of getting your table.

So that those two girls actually want to speak to you. Because if we weren't in the setting, they would it. So it was like one of the weird, I was like, "This is so weird I have to go." When I'm walking in, I hear a girl behind me

say, "I recognize that voice anywhere." Like, I'm a giggler, and so I turn around, and I start talking to you, "You were up, and I'm laughing." - And I start talking to this girl, and her friend walks up, and I look at her friend,

and I go, "I know you, how do I know you?" And she goes, "I dated your ex-boyfriend after you." And I go, "I looked at your, it's like, "I'm then it all came flooding now." - I was like, "Oh, I know everything about you."

(both laugh) - I go, "I've stalked yours." - There's a close, the closeness of that relationship, but also the community that must have been spilled. - Well, we couldn't even spill it.

- Yeah. - Because we literally had like five minutes. - But you're trauma-bonded. - We were so trauma-bonded. I was like, "You're stunning your gorgeous."

Like, everything about you.

- And then you almost feel bad for a second

that you let her date him. - I feel like I should end it. - Like, I should end it. - I said, "I wanted to DM you, "but I didn't want to see that thing." - Yeah, I see it.

- Yeah, yeah. - But I needed you to know that he was the worst.

“- Honestly, there's something so refreshing”

talking to another girl who dated the same guy to be like, "He made me feel like ABC and D." Is that 'cause of me? Or is that just a universal experience? - Actually, I talked to two people.

It's been two separate boyfriends and they're like, "Wasn't that a nightmare?" And I'm like, "One," I dated before, and then the other one, I dated after this girl. And it was almost like the same thing

she was like, "Someone needs to tell her "that like, he will try and ruin her life." - Okay, so those are the three, couple things I might not get. - But also, I would say, like,

"Yeah, we need to rank all the guys "and leave notes on them that are the, "but I do think it's important to see how bad a dude can be

"and then you date up."

“Like, it's almost like you need that experience”

to know what you deserve.

- And I'm the kind of girl that, like, "if you DM'd me and was like, "this guy's horrible, like, I'm reading it." - Oh, yeah. - Like, I'm not immediately being like, "Okay, well, that's like, I'm like, "well, why?"

- Give me, oh, I'm out here. - Oh, I'm out here. - I said, "Who was this girl on watch?" You said that. - Right. - And when you're inside the story, I'm fucking judge Judy right now.

- And the amount of girls that I've reached out to, I reached out to one girl specifically, actually, that dated a guy that I dated prior. And I reached out to her, and I apologized to her, because I said, "I'm so sorry that I even had a moment

"that I would believe him over what a woman was saying. "I was so blinded, I'd completely apologize. "Everything he said was a lie. "I'm sure you're lovely. "I'm sure we'd be friends."

And she responded, like, "Let's get to-"

Like, yeah, like all, like, all good.

I know the type of, like, psychosis you were getting. - I was gonna say, did him also. - Dick, don't worry about it. - Dick mitization, yeah. - When they're in it, they're in it.

And you gotta get it letter, get through that. - Yeah. - You can't convince her. - Like, you're, like, he's in jail, and she's, like, and he calls me every day. (laughing)

- So, go fuck yourself. (laughing) (gentle music) - Have they actually often creative, deferences? - Of course, I'm older, so for example, I'd like to say thank you,

for giving me a very good proposal for my side. But I just wanted to make a new book in Schnapsballinen, Giveaway Sticken. It's not "Giveaway Ways" when you're happy. - Do you have your word clobberine?

- New is from Mark Ovekling. The Kangaroo Rebellion. Now, by bookbite and over all of us, Bücher and Hörbücher, give it. (gentle music)

- As you guys know, I'm not up on Mormon-wise, which is the one show that seems to be every, I can't open my news feed without seeing crazy news. - I just want to apologize to the Googlers because we had recorded the episode before last week,

before all of this. - Did we talk about it? - No, all of this, like, happened. - Oh, and we had already recorded it. - We were like, go, like, to the back of your nose.

- So I was actually so mad this week but like, everything was happening because I was like, I have so much to say about that. - I was literally texting you like, "I can't wait to hear you take."

- My top line is, if you're mad at Taylor, Frankie Paul, which I like her name is like, so intense. If you're mad at her, I'm so envy you

because that means you've never dated a person like Dakota.

Dakota truly is tell me lies, Stephen, in real life. Is she toxic too? Absolutely. There were a lot of people that were mad that like, in Mormon-wise, you saw her sleep with Dakota

before she left to go do the Bachelor at. And it's like, okay, well yeah, because she's a reality TV star and you're watching her reality show, you think like, the other Bachelor and Bachelor that's weren't fucking before they went out to me

or immediately after, like, that's insane. - She's single and clearly in a talk show. - People like really sometimes don't can't like see through reality TV. - And it really can be seen.

- Also people judge reality TV, harsher than they judge their own friends. (laughing)

“- I think the Bachelor at season being pulled”

from the air is one of the craziest things ever. - Oh, I would like to say, if you're gonna pull the Bachelor at season from the air, you're gonna have to pull the whole NFL season. - You're gonna have to pull the NBA, the NFL.

- MLB. (laughing) - You probably get a lot of people out of the government. - The entire government. - But yet, this 26-year-old Mormon housewife,

her whole season is getting pulled and she might get to, like, please. - On information that you already knew. You hired her knowing this information. Now, the video, did you watch the video?

- I have to say, I don't recommend people watch the video. I watched it innocently just like, for informative purposes. - Yeah. - I have a podcast.

- Correct. - It was very, very upsetting. - Very upsetting. - Don't watch it. - There's a child.

You can hear the daughter like, now Taylor, Frankie Paul, that's fucked up. Fighting with him in front of your children, women are just better than men. We have to be better than them

“and so, like, you should have gone into a different room”

and like, duked it out or whatever. - We witnessed a person at their lowest low. I've watched so many men on reality TV do some of the most horrible things. - Physical, mental, mental, mental,

and get so real. - I've watched people be like, I'm a drug addict and then be like, you're the star of the show. - I've watched people get in physical altercations that if I had gotten into--

- Yeah. - You fired. - I'd be in jail. - You would have been fired. - The Bachelor at firing Frankie.

- It's crazy 'cause it's like, oh, like, you've never had

a season where everyone hated the woman. - Well, then there were like rumors that ABC was like, oh, well, they thought it was gonna be a bad season so they rather just like take the wall off. - There's never a bad season.

- People call that a lie, you're always gonna make it good.

“That's what their professionals as making sure”

this drama, even when there isn't. Obviously, I watched the entire season of Mormon-- - Did they cut her out of it? - No, no, that was a film. This was aired.

All of the husbands, now. - I think secret lives in Mormon why I've should be studied in colleges and like during like feminist classes because it's such a great example of a cult.

- Yeah. - That and all the men were like, hey, marry us at 22. You're gonna stay home. You're gonna have a bunch of kids.

You're gonna keep the house. You're not gonna do anything that you've ever dreamt of doing, but it's gonna be good because we're gonna be married and I'm gonna take care of you.

All of the sudden, all their wives got famous and rich. And they said, hey, remember that idea, you had a couple of years ago where I was gonna stay home and take the care of the kids. Now you have to do it.

They're all revolting, freaking out. - They're freaking out.

“- Well, 'cause they all have seven children.”

- Literally, one of the husbands sat there and was like, well, I didn't go to med school. Why? Go, go, do it then. - Yeah, because your wife makes so much money now. It is your chilling and you're gonna sit here

and say to her, like, you did a video with another guy at Disney World dancing. - Oh, to promote the dancing show she's on. Like, Jessie's husband literally came on and was like, our wives don't monopolize the internet.

Like, I'm the leader of Dad Talk. No one wants you on our team. - Yeah, they were, like, Dad Talk's funnier. Like, they actually can't comprehend that people want to watch their wives and not them.

They can't comprehend that they're wives. - It's so intuitive. - We're better at something than they are. We're instead, I mean, I would argue what it looks like from the outside,

at least Whitney's husband is the best one. - Is supporting her, part of her. - And I would talk, this is literal jealousy 'cause it's like, even in like a friendship. - I could be jealous of my friend

when something good happens before. - Or I could go. - That's my best friend and I'm so fucking proud that I'm her best friend. - What did, if you're not like that though?

- What the fuck is the point? - Why are you in a relationship with someone your biggest haters is in your bed? - I've dated my biggest haters. - He was in my bed and it's truly one of,

you never go to sleep like peaceful.

- It's true. - It's true. - And just because you're not only, do you like low key hate me? - You also low key want to be me.

- And that's really terrifying. - Because you're like, the men coming together, it's so like opposition to the women. It's literally like us first, you guys. - Yeah.

- And like you've lost the plot. Marriage is about love and teamwork. And like some years, someone else picks up this. - Yes, some years. - It's truly open.

- It's about two people who are capable of supporting each other through thick and thin. - There's no star. - I've watched so many men and I watched so many women on television

and experienced it. The women can handle the mental load more. They seem to not get as caught up in this is my real life. Like they can separate this is television and this isn't real.

The men can't. I've truly watched so many men on reality TV and been like, okay, but that's not you. That's not who you really are. This is who you pretend to be on TV.

And there's gonna come a certain time where the lines are blurred. And you're gonna go into a psychosis because who are you? I don't think you know who you are

and that's really unhealthy.

“I think the longer you stay on reality TV,”

the more your mental health and not from hate like take out like people that hate you. It's not even that. It's the mental health of filming a television show where you are truly pretending to be somebody that you're not.

You're gonna come for Taylor Frankie Paul. Let me keep my foot on this man's neck. But you're gonna sit tell Colton that he can be on the number one television show. He was accused and convicted, admitted it.

But we're pulling the bachelor at, please. And Colton stays catching straight.

Yes, I'll never let that go.

And when you have a stalker, I'm not kidding. It's you feel like you're every day. You feel so violated just like being alive. 'Cause you're like this person is, it's really scary. The traders too after they filmed,

like you're in this crazy like psychosis. So you'll literally be hanging out with someone and be like, "Are you a trader?" And you're like, "I'm not in that mindset." So when people do reality TV for like 10 years,

they start believing, yeah. Especially when some people are edited to be better

Totally. So if you on TV are edited to be, this great husband or this charming nice guy with that, then the person actually in their real life believes that who they are.

Yeah. And that's when illness happens. And when you have to tell a man, "Hey, you're not who you think you are." Well, it's crazy to have to tell a man.

You're not who everyone here thinks you are. You're not who the entire public thinks you are. My TikTok is so savage. It said, "No one will villainize you more than a person who realizes that you have clocked who they really are."

And you're a person, a hundred a person.

“Man, I think you can just see how you look at them.”

Yeah, men know when I don't talk with them. Men, I mean, men know when I don't talk with them. It's also like, I'm just disappointed. I'm not charmed.

There's so many men that I've never been mean to never

had words with. My demeanor is I don't fuck with you. And like, you do nothing for me. And I've had them go completely off on me. Like, in a mug I haven't even said anything. Like, I triggered my presence and like,

me being alive triggers you so much. I saw a thing that was like, if marriage was good for women, they would have taken it away from us a long time ago. And that's so chill. I was at the gym the other day.

Literally, I'm the only person in there. There's one other guy. I'm a bug. Charison 12-30. I'm, I literally have my headphones in.

I turn off my music because I'm like, I need to be able to hear if this fucking guy is gonna come up behind me because he had his headphones on. And he kept just repeating things. I just got freaked out.

And I was like, now I can't even listen to anything because I have to be aware. And I literally kept turning my head casually and I see like where he was because I'm like, in my head, I'm like, what if he takes away

and just hits in my mom literally came into my brain. I was like, he's gonna hit me in the back of my head. He's gonna pull me out. This is why we don't work out. Yeah, this is why I don't go to the gym.

I do have to do a shout out. This is our first ever women and some of the week. Okay. There's a girl on TikTok who to keep her burrito closed. She used her hair tie and geniuses are all around us.

You know, that's funny because ISO TikTok the other day and it was a girl being like, why don't we use more of our pretty stuff in our everyday lives? And it was her using her hair class. So you're algorithm?

So like curl up her head like a phone? No, her like charging wires and she just clipped it with her hair clip and I was like, cute. And then she rolled up a bag of chips and she's like a burret. And I was like, I'm adorable.

Is like I'm aniser using all my pretty things that I like for other purposes. Well, you have so many little trinkets. I love a trinket. I love stuff.

You love stuff. I love my stuff. See, I hate stuff. I love stuff. I feel weighed down by stuff.

Like every three months, I need to like get rid of all my stuff. Like all of it. See, I just love getting new stuff. I'm putting it with my old stuff and I love things. I'm organizing my stuff.

The thing I don't like to organize my stuff. Make up stuff with my makeup stuff and my hair stuff.

“Someone asked me like, when's the last time you washed your brushes?”

I was like, when I lose them, I get a new brush.

Like I've never washed a brush.

I make a brush. Weesh. Someone, I think we should do it. Somebody, I don't know if she DM'd me or commented something I can't remember.

I think she'd been a DM to me. But she was like, I think you and Hannah should switch routines for one week. Like your skin and hair care and just see. When I tell you guys, I'm not capable.

Like I've seen the military operation that is your skin care care care care care care. I have a week off. I have a week off. Like the way it's called you just lying down.

Lie down, shower, and that's it. And then when it's time to go to sleep, like fight with yourself about, can you brush your teeth or not? 'Cause you're so tired.

Can I work up at six a.m. today and I go, hmm. Maybe I'll do a face mask. Did a face mask, late on the couch, put cast royal and a heating pad on my stomach 'cause I got my period.

“Maybe that's why I'm so tired up to that.”

Yep. - Thanks. - 'Cause I got it yesterday. - Um, so a red moon. - Yeah, everyone wants to watch the fuck out. - You're like, worked totally off.

- Are we? - We're not saying what the hell. - You wanna know what it is. I think my body is so sensitive that when I date the wrong person,

my body truly will reject it. So I legit didn't get my period for like two years. I'm not kidding. It was actually really scary me at one point.

And I've never been more regular.

I've never since high school, I have not been regular.

- I am almost to the fucking day.

- Like I had my period legitimately exactly. - And 20 years ago. - 20 years ago. - Yes, we're into psychics, we're into astrology. I was about to say we're not woo woo woo, but like I guess we kinda are.

But sometimes like you're thinking about like, what's within, like am I eating the wrong thing, or whatever, look outside of you. Look at your environment. Is there a heater in your bed?

- No, like you can go to the gym five days a week. - Yeah. - You can eat all the fucking protein they tell you to. - Works smarter, not harder. (speaking in foreign language)

“- And I think the Taylor Frankie Pal thing is such a good example of like,”

who you choose to be with is life or death. It's true, like, I don't say that lightly. Like, it really is. - What? - Things about Dakota is a red flag to you that you've seen.

- Well, he lies so well. He's so good at, well, one, he's a good looking guy. So he's already, he's, yeah. I would say he's objectively a good looking guy. He's got sharp, he's got like piercing blue eyes,

he's got brown hair, like he's got good facial features. I don't know how tall he is.

- But the truth is, let me be honest.

- The ugliest guys can manipulate you. Like, it doesn't matter if they're good looking or not. - But in the public, like, the public. - Yeah. - If you're okay or not, it's based on luck.

- If you have a decent drawing. - He lies so impeccably well, it's terrifying. He's so extremely manipulative to everyone around him that you can see him almost be excited that people are believing him.

Like, there was a scene where he's sitting with her family and I'm like, oh my God, he's giddy because he just realized they believe him. And she beats herself down so much

“because they're like, the worst thing you would ever do”

is have like a baby with two men. Like, that is one of the most deplorable disgusting things I think I've ever heard in my life that like, if a woman has a baby with more than one man, you're like, you should be cruis of that.

Like, shut up. - I think you should get some range. - It makes it up that you lay a little bit. - You have a little whimsy. - You can just risk it all with one guy.

- I think this show is such a good example for like women in their 20s. - To not get married before 25. - Yeah, we have to, I keep forgetting that there are Mormons.

- Yeah. - Well, it's just a good thing we're good example of like, the way they tell you to live is only okay if it's the man. - Well, isn't there religion very like the man

is the head of the household? Where if I hear the words head of the household? - One of their husbands did a confessional and was like, look, you know our way of life is like that I'm in charge.

But I'm not gonna do that 'cause I'm a nice guy. I'm like shut the fuck up. - The fact, okay, that's your wife, that's your life. - That's your life. - That's mine.

- We've said first of all, you're not a nice guy.

“If you have to say you're a nice guy, I'll say it up”

as early in times. Also, if you disagree with the way your guys' life style is and your religion then get out. - Yeah. You're still supporting it, you support it.

But yeah, they're breeders. The girls are supposed to be breeders. So the fact that they're doing other things, all the men are going kuku bananas. - Yeah.

'Cause they're not making the men's life lives easier. - But they are, they're bringing tons of money for them. - More Higgins didn't interview one time and she was talking about how she dated a guy and he said to her like, I make your life easier

and she said, really how? And he said to her, like, carry your bags. She was like, oh my God, how did I live? 33 years without you carrying my bag? Like, they're so delusional.

- It doesn't remind me when I was in my early 20s. This guy was obsessed with me when I was in my darkest point. Like, I was to be any become a yoga instructor. I was like very lost. I was scared.

I didn't have a purpose. I was pretty depressed and I was confused. And he was like perfect. As I started figuring out what I wanted to do for a living and get career momentum, suddenly there's issues.

And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, oh, people like me more when I'm successful. - Yeah. - 'Cause I know that he was actually resenting me more. - Yeah.

- And I wasn't successful as a strong word. Like, I got a job and I was like, passion about it and excelling at it and it's just ironic. But, thank God, he acted that way.

- Even if he started gigally squad,

I was like seeing someone who was like,

“are you really gonna do this like a little podcast?”

And I was like, oh yeah, babe, just wait for it. - I've been on then Instagram recommends threads to me which is a scary place. - Yeah. - 'Cause some people are just saying all their inner thoughts,

which are mostly not healthy, but occasionally it's like informative. And one girl was talking about how many girls are in their 30s. Where early 30s or mid 30s, where the career isn't where they want it to be at.

But they're feeling pressure to have a kid. - Yeah. - And some of them haven't met a person that they want to settle down with. So have a kid.

- Here's the other thing. - You're told like, have a kid have a kid get married be a wife and then you do it. And then all of society is like, you know, we hate you. (laughs)

- So it's like you literally just trick us into doing something. And then you're gonna treat us worse. Like if someone was like, if you have a baby and you get married, like people let you sit down the subway and they treat you with like the utmost respect.

Okay, cool, then I'll do it. They literally treat us worse though. They're like, why are you working? - If you have a kid. - They forced you to have a kid even if you're like,

I can't have this kid. - Remember when Whitney went and did Chicago? They were like, but you have three kids. It's like, okay, and there's another parent in the home. - Also isn't it so cool that those kids

are able to see their mom living her dream? Like how it's original. - And like showing up at an abroad way and being like, that's my mom. - Yeah, yeah, obviously.

- Obviously. - You know how do we just see it? - Only ones who freaking get it. - Like, I, yeah. - On a lighter, no?

- Sure. - I saw a tweet that said, I really thought hammerhead sharks would be more relevant. - When we were growing up, they had some medium momentum they were like doing well.

- Haven't heard about them, like they're out of the limelight completely. Did they just decide to like go to a farm somewhere? Like, they used to be at every event. (laughing)

- On their favorite. - It was like really good early 2000s. - Yeah. - Well, think about shark week. - Shark week?

- We kind of like really good PR when it first came out. - Yeah, people were like cancelling plans for shark week. - Yeah, 'cause it was cable.

“- That's what it was, we didn't have screws.”

- And streaming hasn't figured out a way to take shark week over. - I think like, I'm good. - There is a good documentary about how you guys just do more AI dinosaurs.

Yeah, sure guys, they're exactly how one down. Like, I mean, what was that on Netflix? - We were also at a point where like, now the world is so crazy that when I see something I go, that's AI and it's not.

Like, I'm real first AI in myself. I'll be like, I'm not gonna send that to anyone that's AI. - Now I'll be like, it's not AI. - It's much parents get haircuts.

'Cause I'm like, is it AI? - Who knows? Who knows? - We, is that when they comb it back?

- Yeah, it's always satisfying.

- You like, 'cause he looks at you. - It's a bob. I love a bob on any one. - It's a bob. - And like, yeah, all parents should have a bob.

Why wouldn't they? - It's definitely now ship it, ships international. - Definitely ship it to Canada. - But I wanna shout out the Canadian girls because they're really the number one girls

that were like, please start shipping internationally. And so I was like, we got to work on this specifically for the Canadians. So you can buy Daphne now.

“- And you have to call to get it to Canada.”

- Like I said. (laughing) - Katy Perry. - I was like, Katy, can you like talk to that guy and see if like I could just like send some jammies?

- Which is a catcher. - But I was, it reminded me I was thinking about how hard ice skating is. - Yeah. - Can you ice skate?

Are you holding the rink on the side? - Can I ice skate? I can, but I can't, I'm not like putting the skates on and just like getting out there. Like I need like 10 minutes to like regain my, my barring.

- Get the vibe. - But I took ice skating lessons as a child at some point. - Oh, and also, I was like, I was like, Kim. - Well, it was gross. - She wanted to see you in a little like...

- Oh, she loved an outfit. - Not like that in that. - And that's so fucking cute. - No, she's a ballerina. I'm like, how about we sit on the couch?

- I did wanna let people know though that, my mom was telling me a story and I realized I've been a delusional icon since day one.

I've never, I skated before and I was like eight years old.

And I get to the rink in Brooklyn, there's rink. And I see all the big teenage girls in the middle. - Yeah. - Doing jumps. - Yeah, and you're like, so I look at my dad

and I'm like, I wanna go over there. - Yeah, and he looked at me and he was like, "You don't know how to ice skate when you learn. "You can go over there and I go, "I'm not skating "with these fucking losers, put me in the middle,

"and let me go." - And he's my hidden talent or it's not dad. - I think he was like, you're gonna hurt yourself. You're like, you're like, you'll get attacked. Like, you can't go.

- Yeah, and I was like, I'm not fucking ice skating unless I'm doing flips. And he was like, this is gonna, I fought with my dad for like 30 minutes. I'm like, I'm not, I refuse to learn the basics.

"I'm going to the Olympics."

- That was so me and then I ended up not doing it 'cause I was like, "I'm not playing this game." - It's interesting that you can probably see who your kids are gonna become if you really just like take a minute.

- And in that moment, he probably was like, this girl's fucking crazy, but if you do that with the right thing, like me being like, "Oh, I'm just gonna do stand up in front of 500 people." - Yeah.

- That's mental illness. That's delusion. But even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then and I found my nut, and then you go. So guys, be delusional if you forgot.

- That's so funny, you say that 'cause my parents were like looking through old pictures the other day. They were like cleaning it.

“I think they were like cleaning out our basement”

or something, I don't know. Just let it make my day, I love a clean out photo session. - And I like died for baby dolls. Like I was a mother, like I didn't play with anything else, but a baby doll.

- You were working three jobs to feed these children. - Like Barbies get out of my face. Like any figurines, I was like, you're stupid. Like Legos are dumb. - But like I was a mother.

- Actually terrified of babies now, but I digress. - Catch me in my play kitchen with being off a meal. - Like everything then I thought I wanted it. - What is boiling? (laughs) - But this is how I was the same.

My mom used to say that if my dad came into my play room and if I was holding my baby dolls, if he kissed my mom would say that I used to be, but she'd be like, okay kiss your baby, like that's your baby and I would like kiss my baby.

And then if my dad kissed my baby, I would look at my dad and be like, why would you be that? (laughs) - I would get so mad.

I'd be like, I'm your baby. - This is, you don't know this job. - And that is your relationship. (laughs) - I'm like, why would you text her?

- You don't know? - Look at that girl. - Across the street?

“- I'm like, from a young age you are who you are.”

- Yeah, from a young age I knew I wanted to beat men. (laughs) - I knew that they were optional guys. - I am beating men. This is why I'm crazy.

I remember from a young age my dad,

like always believed in me.

It was like so proud of me, which like brought its own issues. But once like some kid was like, said he was fast and my dad goes race her. He would make me race other boys in this school.

- Like that's, and at the time that was just my life, that was my normal. So I'd be like racing another boy and I'd win and then he'd be like, yeah my daughter just kicked your boys out. - But that's so funny.

Like he had me racing random kids. - Yeah. - It's like taking bets on this lap. I like he's like 24, 24, 24, and one time I went with the ride the ride the ride the ride.

(laughs) - I don't talk about this 'cause I like to protect him, but my brother is actually like a star. He just didn't want the limelight, but he was always like the cute one, the charming one.

And I was like, oh yeah, yeah. So this is so Brooklyn, but we were like playing in the yard and like a gap model scout. - Yeah.

“- It was like looking for cute kids, you know how this is.”

- Yeah. - It would have been picked immediately. They see my brother who's like, blue-eyed gorgeous, like not too hyper. - That's what it was.

It was the kids that knew how to shut the fuck up is who got picked. - Well, that makes you feel better when you, my mom is talking my dad like, oh Daniel got picked.

And I'm like, did I get picked? - Yeah. - She couldn't in her heart of hearts tell me I didn't get picked. So she lied to me, said I got picked. They let me wait in the line for photos.

How sad is that? - And then I came up and I was like, what you guys and they were like, get your daughter. - But dad. - Okay, but what a good example of like,

amazing parenting on your mom's part. Like you didn't know, - I didn't know what I was saying. - Yeah, you didn't know that you weren't picked. Because, but they all, she literally had to be like,

hey, Justin Dr. Ken, my ugly daughter, just like stand in the line and like she won't know. - Yeah. - And I was clearly chatty-cathy talking to everyone causing disruption.

- And my brother, he didn't want the start-up, but everyone wanted him. - Yeah. - And I was just in background racing random people.

- I never knew rejection either.

Like when I did that at model, like I, my mom never told me if I didn't get something. She'd be like, they canceled it. (laughs) - No, she goes modeling.

- She'd be like over. - Yeah, she'd be like, you get to go to your girl scout meeting because they canceled it. And I'd be like, oh, amazing, like I didn't know. - Well, it's good for kids to have adversity,

but it's bad for them to just like get their confidence for like a stupid reason, like, yeah. - An agent like a blonde better than you. - Here's the other thing, this just made me think of it with the Taylor Frankie Paul thing.

People are like, so going against her. I'm rightfully so because there was a child in the video. So the adult that leaked the video also has a child with this woman. So him leaking that video,

he didn't, doesn't give a fuck what damage

for the rest of her life. - And I hope that they can fucking heal and I hope that they can be okay.

“- Well, I think they should air the Bachelor at.”

- Yeah. - I mean, I don't get why they want to. - Well, also when they started this, it was 'cause she went on TikTok and was telling everyone that all her friends

are fucking, each other's husband. Like, let's just remember where it started.

- It wasn't her being like, she's always been doing things

that are the first episode of the entire show. It's her getting arrested. Like, for domestic violence. - People have showed me like, there's been so many physical altercations

“on real ITV that everyone just kind of was like,”

that's iconic. Like, Ron, Ronnie, and Sammy would beat the shit out of each other. - There's so many physical altercations that also happened. - That band of her hair.

- There's been, oh yeah.

- Because they're like, this can air,

but like, that happened. You just see people's reactions. - Yeah. - But a woman will get more in trouble for something she said,

then a man will for something he did. - And a woman can say the same thing that a man said, and be more in trouble. - Are you kidding? - A hundred per cent.

- Per beta. - Per beta. - Per beta. - A lot of nice boyfriends have been coming to my shows lately. - That's nice.

- Like, they want to be made fun of. - Yeah. - So, they are getting tickets for the girls. They're coming together. Like, there's gigglers have been finding good partners,

I believe. - Yeah.

“- I mean, giggley squad shows, remember, like,”

whenever we pick on a guy, we're always like,

- Yeah, we're like, actually, this one was boring 'cause you're so nice. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Exactly.

- Well, anyway. - I ordered Hannah's Dunkin' today. - You did. - Why'd you get me a juicy peach? - Because, 'cause that's your nickname.

- Yeah. - Okay. Hannah literally, I saw a juicy peach, and I was like, that's Hannah, and then I saw glam berry. And I was like, that's me.

- That's your order, that's our orders. - You guys, thank you for giggling with us. I'm in Ohio all weekend, so check that. And Salt Lake City. So, I'll, I'll, if, any more men's, oh, thank you,

Dunkin' for sponsoring this episode and keeping us hydrated. - Bye. (upbeat music)