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[MUSIC PLAYING] What are you giggling about? Just everything, just everything, our lives, just everything, everything. Can you tell them what happened this morning?

So I'm just minding my own business. I'm about to start the pie. I don't say anything. I don't do anything. I don't do anything.

“And this dump truck drives down the street.”

And literally-- Right. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] Silly, this huge dump truck says back up until right.

So stupid, this is so funny. So this dump truck literally drives down the street, takes out every wire in its path. Like with way too big to be driving down the street. And the wires were kind of hanging low.

But doesn't it do that same route every day? No, I have no idea. I don't know what you meant. The men have lost it. Yeah, it's the one thing you do.

It's like logistics of the trash. Are you kidding? Are you kidding? No, it's actually two men. I looked. It was a man in the front seat, driving in the passenger.

Oh, so two of them. So the wires are broken in the street.

And I'm like, my first incident is like, we're all going to blow up.

Like, you can drive over wires. What if they're like live? And there's electricity running through them, whatever. Like when you're cutting a bomb, basically-- Yeah, basically.

Like if you get the blue, it could all go south. So call Verizon, Verizon's like, sorry, can't come till tomorrow. I'm like, no, it's an acceptable call the police. She's dead.

“I said, can I speak to your manager, the president?”

I literally said to Verizon, oh, bet I'm calling your boss. Think of what's the emergency? Men were being dumb outside. The police were like, no, that absolutely is an emergency. Like, we'll send someone over to like move them out of the way.

Make sure it's not dangerous. And then like Verizon has to come. So Verizon came, like within the next couple of hours. But I was like, this is ridiculous. We were supposed to record the pod.

And I'm literally about to set up. And Paige is like, hey, don't you just broke my Wi-Fi and I go, at least get creative with it. I'm appreciative that you've made up a creative story. Normally it's a UTI.

Hannah did say-- I knew you were going to think I was lying. So I did take a video, I just didn't send it, because there was nothing of interest. But Hannah did say I could be one of the nominees

for women of STEM of the week. If I could figure out how to hot spot. But I could. But last, here we are, the Wi-Fi is restored. I could not figure out that hot spot.

But you sort of run her up of one of STEM of the week, which I'm really proud of before. It was a hard day. Actually, I feel like you're my woman of STEM of the week because the amount of outfits you put together

in one weekend, honey. No, no, no. It must be so tired. The emotional stress of that. I was in an outfit, stressed about how I was going to do

the next outfit, just like a never-ending outfit nightmare.

Welcome to the next episode. That's just your life. And then you post it. And you're like, I'm really proud of this. And they're like, I think again.

I said, pick your favorite if you're a girl's girl. [LAUGHTER] And if you're not a girl's girl, keep it to yourself. But I do have to say, me at an event. I don't know what happens to me.

But it was chaos. Sports illustrated Times Square, vibes are high. And I'm making new friends. I actually walked in. I felt like the first day of school

where you don't know anyone. And it could go great and it could go horrible. I mean, so many new friends this weekend, like I literally was, no, they're all blonde, don't worry. Phew, Zandra, we love Zandra.

Well, Alona Mar is an athlete so that doesn't count. Like you guys are not. And Hannah did call me and was like, I love Bruxinator. I knew you were going to love her because

Yeah, we immediately started joking. And she's everything I wanted her to be. Because some people are so different off camera. Like some people shut off off camera. So I was like making friends.

I get the end of the weekend people were like, ask you for my number, like my idea. And I was like, am I like a new person? Because now I have like four new friends.

And that third in your 30s, it doesn't happen.

Like I'm in a whole new social situation now. Like I have to cancel plans. Like I don't even know how to keep up with all my friends now. How do people keep up with a big friend group? It's really hard in your 30s.

I'm stressed. But during the party, I'm like holding my jacket and my purse.

“And they're like, you have to go to the red carpet.”

And I was like, what do I do with my jacket and my purse? Lucho arching our Italian friends. Life is literally just asking yourself. We're going to find my jacket and my purse. Am I bringing a jacket?

Where is my purse? Is it maybe I left it in this purse? It could be in another purse. Now where's in one hotel? Yeah.

So I'm like, I can handle this. And Lucho's like, I'll take your jacket. I had down. I'm also chewing gum somehow. I don't know how this happened.

I'm about to go on the carpet. Shannon Ford is there. And she's like, you can't go on the carpet chewing gum like that. And I was like, oh, no. And then she's a new mom.

She puts her hand out. And I go, put in her hand. It says, if like, when you become a mom, you sign a contract of like all the things you now have to do. And like, disposing of gum is fun.

And she saw me in her mom alerts what she was like, really tell. So I got on the carpet, everything's fun. Oh, I gave my purse to the person you give your purse to. And I'm off the carpet.

I'm ready to party. So again, to the party, I'm having fun. And I realized, don't have my coat on my purse. But I'm not stressed. I'm like, we're all having fun here.

So I'm like, going around, just be like, anyone see your jacket or a purse? Okay, anyway. Making friends. This is my literal.

I would have to, I first of all, I hate losing things because I don't lose things. And also, talk about feeling bad for an inanimate object when I lose a piece of clothing.

I'm like, and they're never coming home with me again.

I don't know where mom is. I don't know anything that I didn't like them. And I was getting rid of them, I wasn't getting rid of you.

“So I'm like, honestly, whoever has my purse”

is probably more responsible than I am. So I'm like, hold my purse. But then it started to go like a little too long. I thought someone eventually would come up to me and be like, how do I have your purse?

Now, mind you, in my head, I'm like, where the fuck's my purse? And I go, Lucho, Lucho clearly has my jacket and my purse. No idea where Lucho is, no idea. I find someone who has Grace's number, who has Lucho's number. So I'm actually at this point kind of stressing.

You don't have Lucho's number. I don't have my phone, baby. Oh my god, I don't have my phone. I'm literally raw dogging here with Lucho to party. It's 1994 at the Sports Illustrated Party for Hannah.

I'm just hopping into photos smiling. No idea what time it is. Also meanwhile, not to get into it. But my mom was coming. And I didn't leave her a key for the apartment.

So my mom is left her dead. Perfect. Left her dead. No, I have no phone. And everyone's just taking photos, being like,

yeah, you look so pretty. I'm like, I know. Everyone's just showing their tits.

And like, so finally we see Lucho.

And he's all smiley. And he's like, I have your coat. And I was like, and where is my purse?

“And he's like, you never gave me your purse.”

And I was like, Lucho, I swear to God, if he stole my purse. And I'm just kidding. I could tell he had no idea where the purse was. So now I have my coat, which is like 50% good. So I'm still dancing.

You didn't go up to anyone that worked there? This is my thing. I'm not ruining people's nights yet. Like it was too early in the night for me to be like, I lost my pair.

It's like everyone was still like sober. We just got to the club. It was their club. So I'm scared. Like half an hour goes by.

The head of sports illustrated MJ. The editor and chief walks into the party, holding my purse. And it goes to her go, this crazy, that's my purse. And she's like, this purse has no identifying information.

There's no wallet. There's because it was like a stylist gave me a purse. I didn't put a key. Wow. I didn't put a wallet.

I didn't put an ID. I'm like, I don't need ID. I have a Charlotte Tilbury lip liner and my phone. And I think a pad for my greasy skin. So she's like, we had no idea who this could be.

Hannah, Hannah, not more than three days ago. Did I text Josephine for something? And I was like, we have to pay with your card. And she goes, I don't have my wallet. I go, but you're out in the world.

And she goes, no, I just have like Apple Pie. I'm the typey friend that's literally dancing. And I'm like, I have a flight in an hour. No, I was, I literally go, that's the most jenzy thing I've ever heard to leave the house without your wallet or your keys.

It's something like weirdly rebellious or like empowering where I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking bring it.

And it's always like the one day they're like,

you can't do anything unless you have your ID right now. I'm like, I ain't like, I don't know. I've ruined nights because I don't have my ID.

“Well, yeah, one, that is like a very crucial thing to going out at night.”

And two, what if something happens to you? And they need to know who you, like I always am like, I'm Jane Doe. I've had them, how will they know that it's me? My phone has been blown up by my mom because my mom's like, hey, there's no key at the apartment.

And I'm like, thank you so much. I'm Jay, I appreciate it. I'm just so in the moment of how good this party is. I forgot where all my stuff was. And she's like, everyone got their purse bag.

You clearly gave it to a girl and just never went to get it back. And I was like, such a valid point. And we've learned a grown from this. Next day, lost my phone. (laughs)

Molly Sims randomly is like, who's phone is this?

I said, thank you Molly Sims.

That's my phone. This is a thing, 'cause it's where it's illustrated into full of women. I'm like, I'm not losing anything here. - Right.

(laughs) Like, I was surrounded by very successful smart, cool women. I could leave a newborn baby in the middle of the table and it would've had a better life than me.

“- Wait, Hannah, who's like ballroom full of cool women?”

I'm like, I literally was flinging my, I lost my sunglasses, someone else found it. - Yeah. - Then typical me, I literally had to fly out and everyone's like, you gotta go, you gotta go.

I'm like, yeah, my flight did eight. And I'm like, don't worry, it's LaGuardia. Like, it's really close, don't worry. I'm chatting, everyone's like, you gotta go. You're gonna miss your flight.

(laughs) Get in the car, realize, it's fully JFK. Like, where'd I even get the idea that it was LaGuardia? And I'm just telling everyone, like, it takes 20 minutes for me to get LaGuardia, don't worry,

but it's not JFK. Look at my phone, fully JFK. - How long did you have to get there? - I got there 30 minutes before boarding, but I really wanted McDonald's.

And there was a very long line, but in my head I said it's fast food. This is what they do. It's fast food. It was a hot spot, like, everyone just wanted their McDonald's.

- Yeah. - And there was a huge line, and I'm just, I waited to the very last minute for my McDonald's to make it even more dramatic. Ran with a quarter pounder.

- I wait, I was just gonna say, since you banned McDonald's on this last tour and it almost ruined the world tour. What is your order these days? - I just like a cheeseburger, no mustard.

So I'm like, don't let's put mustard, and it's like, this isn't a fucking shark who'd replay it. Like, give me a burger. - Oh, see, I like the mustard. - See, I like my own.

- If I'm really hungry, I add like six to ten chicken nuggets. - You have to have two different meats. - Yeah, you know what I mean? - Yeah. - Yeah, sorry, I want my protein.

(laughing) - What my protein? But yeah, I had a crazy sports illustrate a weekend. All the girls are awesome. - That's really nice.

It was giving like Hannah during the sorority and she didn't tell any of us, and she's just like, she said she was going to one school. She actually transferred one to a different one. She has all new friends.

- Look, I kept going around being like, I feel like I'm in a sorority, and I feel like all girls had been in a sorority, and they're like, okay,

and I'm like, I've never been in a sorority,

but wait, yeah, it was like you feeling female friendship. - I literally was the biggest girls girl this weekend, but you know what you see it on Instagram, and you're like, yeah, they're all like, pretend to be friends, they're like, they're all friends,

but if I was poor at the group, I don't know if I would mesh. It was so fun, like a loan of Mar and I were pretending we were Alex Earl's bodyguards. We actually thought of an incredible business idea. So you know, when people have bodyguards,

it's like really obvious and also ruins the vibe. Like, I don't care how much fun you're having, Coachella, why is that like, man who's clearly sweating, 'cause he's in a full, tuxedo, standing in the middle of Coachella.

So I was like, we need undercover bodyguards that are just really strong girls. And when a guy tries to talk to the girl,

“you just go in front, you go, why are you talking to her?”

That's my friend, she wanted to talk to you, and you just like cause a scene and the other girl's innocent. She's like, doesn't even know. So I think we should just get a bunch of female rugby players to be bodyguards from now on.

- I think it's an extremely smart idea. 'Cause like, I feel like it's, I don't, what are the men gonna do? Like fight a crazy girl who comes running up? No, let the rugby girls handle it.

I feel like when a girl takes their job.

- Yep. I was gonna say just like talks. It's like a girl's friend like comes up and starts talking. They're like, no, everyone has that friend

“that will not let anyone talk to anyone in the best way.”

Like she's like, all hands on him. - Yeah, all hands on him. - Excuse me, nobody wants you here. Nobody wants, do you know what's it, get out? And you're just like, every group has that one girl

that you're like, oh, you do it. - And did you see the paparazzi picture of Kylie Jenner, Timothy Schallemay, Kendall Jenner, and Jacoba Lorty? - No, I just saw the one of Jacoba Lorty and Kendall,

Kendall, chugging a full bottle of rosé. - Oh, I didn't see that one. - She's like holding a full bottle. - I didn't see that one.

- There's just like all four of them in like an SUV

like leaving somewhere. And it was actually Steph texted it to me and like the Instagram or whatever and she was like, I feel like you would just love this. And I love when a list celebrities do a list celebrity things

with each other and I love like an old school paparazzi pic like just left the club. They're like a little tipsy. It just looks like fun. It looked like they were having wholesome fun.

- I love that for them and I love a double date. And I wish I could hear the text afterwards of like what they thought of each other's man, the man's get along. - Do you think they're like, oh my God,

we used to date like rappers and athletes and now we're conquering the artists, the artists, men, the artists. - I wonder if like Timothy and Jacoba Lorty are competitive with each other?

- Yeah, like do you think that there's like a underlying, like I would see that I would think that Timothy thinks that he's more of a serious actor? - Yeah, but I also feel like boys are so dumb. Like boys are just like,

they probably just like, that they're both boys. - Society doesn't make them compete against each other. - Compete against each other. They can actually both win a bunch of awards. - There's enough room for everyone.

Where if they both were dating girl actresses, it would be like, he's nice to get that thought. I mean, remember the Jonas brothers? They literally took apart all the women in that group.

“- Yeah, oh my god, remember Jo Jonas was married”

to Sophie Turner, that feels like a real fever dream. - There's a new thing that Kesha announced called geosexual, are you familiar with us? - I'm not. - So when you only have sex in certain countries,

so she says she only has sex when she's an Italy. - Obsessed. - Obsessed, it's like, it's like only, eating bread and Italy. - Really? - That is the most iconic thing I've ever heard.

I know. (laughs) I know. (laughs) - I feel like I want to be that, but it's like my place is my bed.

(laughs) - Really? - We did, love that so much for her. Was she being serious? - I don't know, it was just a quote,

but I feel like that's so something you do in your 30s. You're like, at this point. - At this, yeah, at this rate, I'm just gonna pick which country. - At this juncture, you gotta catch me.

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[MUSIC PLAYING] Just one question, because I was wondering this all weekend, because I have my favorite, but I want to see if we have the same one. Of all your outfits this week, like we passed this two quickly.

[LAUGHTER] Of all your outfits this weekend, which one was your favorite? Great question. And I would also like to say what I think your favorite was. So surprisingly, my favorite was the green cape, Michael Cores.

Wow. Because I almost didn't even try it on. I was like, I need to show my waist, or I feel like I look pregnant. Like, I have to show, I have things that are kind of tight and stretchy. And I tried it on, and I said, I look like an interesting aunt.

I think a wealthy aunt coming between her European vacations. And I just felt like I do think the weekend there was a lot of range. I wanted each outfit to be like a different personality. Yeah, I think you gave it. You gave a different vibe.

“And that's important because you then you have to switch up your hair.”

And we all know how stressed you get about switching up your hair. I think I know what your favorite of it was. What was that? Do you want to say it? My favorite was the Sunday turquoise set, or like, like, blue set.

Yeah. I love that. I thought your favorite was going to be the black sheer. Because I really like that, too. And my thing is the black sheer, like a black dress.

I've seen it a million times.

I loved it. I loved it, but it's, I want, I want, I like surprising people. I want to come up with new shit. The problem with that, the suit, the set, the suit set, tight. And you ripped it.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. Because right when I DMed you and I said, this is my favorite outfit. I then naturally went to the next slide. And it was you having a sweatshirt tied around your waist that you ripped the skirt. The good news is that she was good all day.

“The problem with, like, SUV cars is that you have to, like, step up into them.”

And when I first went to step in it, I was in the very beginning of the day. I was like, oh, I could totally rip the back of it. And at the end of the day, you know, when you're just done, you're like, I'm ready. I got to go get my flight in La Guardia, apparently. I very quickly jumped into the, where I just felt the whole bags, I go, and thankfully

you weren't so sure to give me a free sweatshirt. And that's one way to get married. So I wrapped it around, and it was good, but yeah, that was unfortunate. But it was by the scene, it could easily be fixed. Um, I went to a wedding this weekend.

How was it? It was nice. I look. It's not me, if I don't have one problem or another, like, something is going to be

itching me, irritating me, squeezing me, like, I'm gonna have an issue and, look, first

no, look, me knowing I'm going to a wedding and, like, going to, like, a social event. That's, like, a long period of time. I'm gonna pop a beta because I just, uh, like, you know what? But there's no shame in it, like, I'm just, I'm gonna pop a beta. So, like, I pop one, I feel fine.

Great. Get to the wedding. I'm like, you know what? I'm having, like, a nice time with this wedding. Also, this wedding was so Italian in so many subtle ways that I felt just, like, comfortable.

So, I'm, like, feeling myself, I really like my dress, I'm like, I'm having a good time. They're cocktail. They're going melon. Cocktail have her.

It was phenomenal. I'm just, like, really, I'm, like, I'm gonna have a couple cocktail. I'm not sure as playing. They kind of breaks the non-dream breaks, they don't break the non-dream breaks. And if the Italians aren't consistent, it was just, like, good vibes.

We had a good table, like, everyone's having a good time. Cash and envelopes. So many cash and envelopes. I literally was like, I don't even know there was cash anymore. I was like, I've only seen this in movies, guys.

Like, I've never seen this before.

It was a cookie table, a tremendous, to the ceiling. So, like, halfway through the wedding, I'm like, oh, my dress is, like, tight. Like, I knew it was, like, tight. And the top was, like, corseted. Okay?

I was wearing this, like, black, house, like, midi dress. And the top was, like, very structured. And then it, like, cinched up my waist, like, corseted. And then it went, like, structured down.

It was fine. Good morning. So, I'm sitting there for a couple hours, I'm three ravioli's feet. And I'm like, whoa, my stomach is, like, really hurting. I really, like, I, and I said to Joe, I was like, look, this is, like,

your friends, and, like, I'm down to have a fun to hide. Like, we can go home whenever you want. And he was, like, totally, like, whatever. So, it's, like, 11, 30, and I'm like, I gotta get the fuck at-- (laughs)

You're a completely different person by the end of the party than the beginning of the party. I'm like, I physically am counting my brats because I'm losing air. Do you ever just sit in the bathroom stall? I do that at weddings?

Well, I got to the point where I was, like, unsit my dress. Like, just unsit my dress. I don't care. Like, so I unsit my dress. And then I looked at him and I said, I actually have to go home.

So, I actually call the car now and we left it midnight. And I couldn't have been more happy. To, I took the dress truly off in the car. I couldn't do it. I was thinking about the bathroom at weddings.

If you just sit in the bathroom stall at weddings, that's where all the gossip is happening. Like, everyone has an opinion, everyone's talking shit about someone in the family, it's crazy. Totally.

That's the podcast I want to listen to.

No, I didn't sit in there a long time, but I did sit there for a second

“and contemplate, like, what if I went out into the parking lot?”

Do you think I knew what I was going to look like? I looked at Joan. I was like, I might just go sit in the car. Well, when you're not, when you're just a friend of the wedding, you're like, totally.

Yeah, I'm like, they're having a full reunion of, like, they're enjoying best friend and I'm like, I'm a side character here, no one would know if I slipped out. I'm 100%. There's also a video of a girl doing the worm that everyone sent me

to me out of wedding. We're like, you know, the bride's made and groom, bride's groom, whatever. Made of honor. Just the bride's, just the bride's men.

The bride's made, the bride's made and who's the, what's the male version? Grimm's men. Grimm's men. Oh, no. [LAUGHTER]

We got the bride's men, but we're not married. Yeah. There's the bride's girls in the bride's boys, and they're walking in. And they're due a little dance, and then one girl, she turns, and she goes to the worm.

And I said, oh, woman, buy my own heart. As she does the worm, the back of her dress pops, like literally ripped off. They were wearing short dresses. No, but it was like, do you know how the back of the dress

has like a slit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she starts doing the worm. The slit goes all the way up. She's fully wearing a thong, and she's facing the entire wedding.

And when she starts doing it, it pops and everyone exclaims. They all go, whoa, and she probably in her head is like, I'm killing it with the worm right now. Oh, my gosh, going viral.

“But I guess, how does that not come across my desk?”

Everyone's like, she's a hero.

Like, she's, she's amazing.

So shout out to, she's our woman of some of the week. Yeah, honestly, I give a credit to anyone who in their head was like, yeah, I'm going to stop and do the worm right now, because the confidence, they, I would literally, I would choke. And I've done it in many of your dress.

Yeah, you've done it on national television. You've done it at radio city music hall. The only difference is I don't wear thongs. So I have flash the audience many a time. You're so sick of it.

You're like, not again. But they just see some hands underwear. It's nothing too exciting. Yeah, nothing too exciting. Actually, you're also women of stem of the week

runner up twice this week, because page set me her first ever message in invisible ink. I thought there was a murder.

I was like, this has never happened before.

I don't ever respond to it. I go, who taught you what to do that? Well, do you want to know? I don't send you text messages with invisible ink, because you're the only person that I'm like,

and I'm saying it with my chest. And let them see it. Like who's hammockin' to tell? I'm like, who's hammockin' to tell? And she's no other friends that she's talking to this about.

But you were at Sports Illustrated Weekend. And I'm like, I'm trying to be a girl's girl. And so like, I'm not gonna just like give gossip to some person that I don't know. That could be looking over my shoulder.

Right, right.

“Well, did you know, I had no idea where my phone was?”

So nobody was gonna see it. Right, my point exactly, like the last thing I need

It's just like the most scathing text.

(laughing) But there's such a freedom of not having your phone, and it not even being your fault. You're like, that was the universe. They don't want me to have it.

But when people text me now, you can't see what they're saying. It just says new message because I'm a girl. No, I mean, I have that too. Yeah, no, I have that too. That's crazy, that's crazy.

Harry Styles' new tour, he's wearing a tie. Apparently no one can have an original thought anymore. Now, you see, he's just like average businessmen long enough. I'm wearing a tie.

Okay guys, give a girl credit. Give me credit. It's like kind of performative at this point. People are mad at his tour because there's like, part of the setup 'cause they do his crazy setups.

It has like a curve and some VIP people couldn't see anything 'cause of like the way they designed the tour floor.

Okay, so clearly there wasn't a woman's touch involved.

Is he like our rock star? Do you think of like our generation? I think he's like a heartthrob. I wouldn't say rock star. Yeah.

Do we have any rock stars? I don't know, but it's so funny because anytime I'm around anyone truly and I accept you and I say like, oh, I don't really get the Harry Styles.

“Like I think he's cute and I think like a lot”

of his songs are very catchy. But for me, I don't get the heartthrob vibe. I don't know, I feel like he's more like, oh, that's a guy friend in my group. A hundred, but that's the vibe he gives to me

like he'd be a great time to like go out with and hang out with. And we were too old for one direction. Yeah, maybe that's it. Especially with the topic I'm about to talk about next. Drop it.

What are we doing with our gray hairs? Because this is a serious question. I have some girlfriends that die their hair because they're like, my grace. And it's easy.

My blondes, I don't even ask them because they're dying all the time. They're like, don't even have to deal with that. They've, they've been dying their hair. Not like, they're just like, they're dying.

They're like, they're dying their hair all the time. So they don't really, or if they do, I don't think you could see it against the blonde. Right. And also like, they want to be that color.

They're like, they get crazy sometimes. The blonde community, just catching streets every podcast. No, the blondes have a tough goal of it because they get this thing in their head.

They get manipulated and their own blondness. And they're like, I'm not blonde enough. And then like, if you have a blonde friend and she's started the transition to Brunette, you have to be there for them.

My favorite thing you do with blondes is when they go from platinum to like just normal blonde. I go, oh my god, you look so good, Brunette, and then they smile. I know.

(laughing) And people think you're nicer than me. I know the sensitivity you have to have with a blonde who's transitioning. It's really okay, you know.

You gotta watch them. They'll burn your house down if they're transitioning and someone says something. Do you know what people don't talk about, though, Brunette, who get a couple highlights?

And you don't realize looking back, you were fully blonde. I was blonde in my twenties and no one told me and it looked like shit. Yeah, you were pretty blonde. That's what really blonde.

And I just went in asking for a highlight and next thing you know.

“No, because the best thing that ever happened to you”

was Amberai because you were like, no route situation. Yeah, I'll do it all day long. Amberai changed my own way. The girls loved Amberai. So with the grays, there is a spray.

Okay. That you a dye sprays. You get it, your color, yours is easy. You get black or whatever your thing is. Dark brown.

What are you? Dark dark brown. I'm a spresso. Okay, a spresso, a spresso. A spresso.

I'm a chapatena. (laughing) So you get the color in this spray. No, I'm a chess guy. (laughing)

Okay. You're my marriage mahogany. You are a rich woman. I'm a really rich library.

You've never stepped foot in a library.

So you can spray it if you're like going out. Like every day, okay, yeah, like a bomb. But there was a time when some are house when I was just by the pool, my day my own business for the first time ever.

And Paige came up like a monkey mom and started yanking out all my gray hairs. Well, because you were my first friend to have grays. You had grays young. You must have been stressed, honey.

I went gray early. You had, you went gray early. I went gray early. And I guess my dad went gray early. Also my husband's a gray.

So I'm like trying to catch up. But you just started picking it. And in my head, I was like, I was told that you shouldn't do this, but it's kind of fun right now.

And you were so happy. Like you were having so much fun. That's like folklore. I don't know, but they do grow straight up.

“But I think that's 'cause grays have different texture.”

I had like a real woman of STEM to clock in on this.

that five more grow.

“And if true, what would the science be behind that?”

I have a girlfriend that takes like scissors and like just cuts them down really low. I'm tweeting them right out. Like I'm pulling, but I only ever get them on this side. But let me tell you something.

The first time you do a ponytail

and you randomly see like a bunch of grays on the side. - Yeah, you do have like an existential. (laughs) Like I sat there and I was like,

I don't have children. I don't even have kids yet. I'm like, I don't have a pension plan. (laughs) It's really jarring, and it's really sad.

And then it's just another thing where men, it's like distinguished and wise. And it's women, it's like you're disgusting. - It does his life got significantly better when you went gray. - Well, it's just so annoying that like,

you know what it is? It's that like I hate men that have hope. Like if they have hope, it's really not good. I don't want to ever give them any type of hope. And one thing that's really bad for the male species

is there's always the possibility

that they can get hot. - I know. - Because like they do get better with a, look at Steve Correll. He's become a sex symbol.

- Seth Rogen. - Is that crazy? - Yeah, it is crazy. And speaking of, when you said,

“what did you say, ex-distential, what did you just say?”

- Ex-distent. - Ex-dist-- - Ex-dist-- - Ex-dist-- - You actually have it, you have it, it's there. - Ex-distentual.

- Ex-distentual, you have it. Someone wanted me to message you and say, it's not all of the sudden, it's all of us sudden. All of the sudden, all of the sudden. - Apparently, you said all of the sudden.

- I don't know. - I'm just repeating.

- I'm just repeating on the middle, ma'am.

- Okay, that actually makes sense. - All of the sudden. - Were you saying all of the sudden? - All of the sudden. I don't know if I was, all of the sudden.

- You're rethinking that conversation, you can bring everything. - Okay, keep going, what were you saying? - Oh yeah, anyway, with Grey's eye, I will tweez it. Also, if you cut it too much,

then you have a lot of little spiky... - Right, and then I'm like... - That feels good too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But I think people really do believe

that if you tweez it, like, five more will grow in its place.

“That's why I'm like, we need to debunk this.”

- But I do believe, like, when I'm an emitting, if I have a Grey that's showing, I'm like, you better fucking listen to me, 'cause I've seen some shit. - Well, I'll see, I feel uncompt.

- Whenever anyone says anything about my Grey's or I bring it up, I just go, sorry, did a really TV. - You would do. - Yeah, I was like, three years, but... - That was the thing. - It had a lasting impact.

(laughing) - Oh my god. - You asked me if I watched the documentary. Are you talking about the crash? - Yes.

- It was intense. I've watched a lot of documentaries per your recommendation. And you watched some weird shit. Like, you, like, Coltty, weird sex. Like, just, like, weird murder stuff.

This documentary made me physically ill. Like, I actually at one point was like, oh, I just got so nauseous from this. - 'Cause you know what it's like to be in the toxic relationship

and how, like, quickly it could happen. - That and also it was just, it was so dope. Like, she was so, she could do so many people because, like, what she was like cute and, like, it was just a very scary.

- Not to be like, I'm such a ghost girl, but, like, throughout it, I really was giving her. - Same. - But at the end, like, the way she was crying, I was like, that's like a girl who, like,

something accidentally happened. - And, like, in court when they showed, like, her Instagram pictures, I was like, okay, what does this have to do with you? - Yeah.

- She is as a person, like. - So, in my further research, yeah. - Apparently, Netflix did not show all the evidence 'cause it did seem a little great to me and then everyone was like, yeah, fuck her.

And I'm like, but it did seem a little confusing. Apparently, on Hulu, there's another documentary called Mean Girl murders where they cover the case and there's more evidence. Now, fast forward if you don't want to know what happened,

but I'm gonna give you all the tea. This girl is dating this guy, Dom, great name. And they're in this friend group in high school, they're smoking weed, whatever. She gets into a car accident.

And the two boys, she's with him, the car die. And she's critically injured.

- It insane.

That was the, one of the number one reasons I was like,

well, she's not gonna do something on purpose. She's in the car, she, there's no way you would think, oh, I'll survive this. - Or it was one of those like suicide missions. Like, I'd rather us all go than you leave me.

So, apparently, she had done like a test drive the previous days, like a couple times in that area and that area is nowhere near where she lives.

“So that's what the Hulu documentary has shown.”

That's what people are saying online that makes it like very clear that like maybe something was premeditated. So also in these small towns, I do feel like you know where every turn is.

Like, don't you like know where you're going? If you drive. - Right, yeah. - So, she apparently did a hundred miles per hour straight into a building. And at the very last five seconds,

it shows that the neutral and drive was going back and forth and that they turned the steering wheel and the guys were on top of each other. That could have been he got thrown or it could have been both the guys were fighting her.

- Like trying to get her off the, yeah. But that dark thing about it all is that like, she wasn't trying to live if that was on purpose. Like, she wanted them all to go. - Right, that's why it's so...

- It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make any sense. Like, there's something missing. Which her story from the very beginning is I have no idea what happened.

I have no idea what happened. And her mom was like, she has pots. - That is so not true. That I feel like was just...

“My only thing that I'm thinking watching it”

is you know when someone, 'cause they say they left at 5 a.m. You know when someone wakes you up in the morning and you're like pissed off. Like, why are you waking me up?

So every little thing you're just like, I'm annoyed. I feel like he said something or someone texted him. And it was like, if you don't tell me right now

or you don't, if you don't do this right now, like, all kill all of us and that's it. And then when it was two by the time it was two late she couldn't. - I mean, and I tried to think like,

maybe it was an accident like there was no one on the road and she's like, let's go 100 and then it was like, oh shit, there's a building. - Yeah. - I don't know, but like, it's some suburban kitchen.

- Yeah, it was a really crazy story. - Really crazy and she's currently in jail. And but the way the documentary was done was weird. - Here's the other thing, like, not that I'm a parent, but in what fucking world

are you letting your daughter move in with her boyfriend at 17 years old? Like, she had zero supervision. She had, like, her parents knew she was smoking weed at such a young age.

Like, yeah, well, she's only gonna progress to doing more drugs. She had too much freedom. - They didn't have the personality. - She didn't have the personality.

She didn't have the personality to have this much freedom as a child. - They didn't explain things and they were like, yeah, Dom has a lot of money. No one explained how that happened.

There was a text that said, like, I want to buy drugs from Dom, so I'm assuming that he was like, a big deal drug dealer in the area. - He probably like sold weed. - Yeah, but he was able to get his own house

and she lived in it with him.

Then the mom, like, basically saying

she didn't really know the other kid, so she didn't care to, like, say something. - Didn't you write something down

“when you were gonna know you were gonna speak in court?”

- The whole thing was crazy. It's called the crash. It's on Netflix. Let us know what you guys think. Something is all right.

And it was 'cause she gave them no information. So, like, there was nothing to work with. And then she had her friend on, just being like-- - I was just gonna say, people were really mad at the friend because she wouldn't talk to the police

and she wouldn't, but she would talk to Netflix. That's another reason which made me think she was guilty because if you are guilty, your friend isn't talking to the police. - Also, her friend has a TikTok following,

so she was like, I was doing really well on TikTok. - Yeah. - Thank you for this interview. We were best friends and she was perfect. But it is a weird, like, mean girl situation,

where one girl was like, she always defended me

and then another girl was like, she told me to kill myself. - When they're trying to get, like, what she was like as a person. - And then she said that there was a car ride,

he claimed that she was threatening to kill them, each other in the car. It's like, actually, there's no one she'd be driving. No one, don't drive. I didn't get my license.

- Yeah, this is my hand. I didn't have relations. My mom wouldn't let me leave the house and we're all better for it. - Truly. - No, but they're just huge weapons.

- I'm doing this new thing where I cook once a week and I'm really proud of myself.

“Like, I have had a transformational year.”

I've read a book. I've cooked dinner and like a hundred pages into strangers. - Oh good. - I need to get back into it and I took a little break. - Everyone's into yesterday.

- Oh my god, I can't keep up. - I can't keep up. - And you don't have, like another hobby. - Book talk is fucking crazy. Also, I'm like, how fast you guys read?

- No, these bitches are reading. - What? - How are they reading so quickly? - Well, I ordered yesterday, it's like sitting there and does is just like wakes up at six a.m.

in the morning, nothing to do for four hours before I wake up. So we just grabbed the Bluck and brought to a coffee shop

was basically finished in.

And he's like, what's the book about? He just reads things that are in front of him. He'll read a pamphlet. He doesn't care. - Seriously?

How long does it take you to get through one page of a book? - When I'm in the zone, I can fly, but like when I hit a, like, you know when you like can't get past a certain paragraph? - Like how many minutes is it taking you to read 50 pages? - I don't know.

- I need to know, I need to know what the rate of readers is. - So you're saying like, what's considered a fast reader and how fast are you actually going? And I need the spectrum ladies. - And what's a slow reader?

- You should read next to someone. - No. - No. - Are you kidding me? You basically just asked me to go up to the board,

show my work.

- Okay, let's take a breath.

We're not in school and you can take as long

“as you need to get through that paragraph.”

If you have to sound out the words, you do it. (laughing) No, but you know when you like can't get through a paragraph sometimes? - Yeah. - Something about it is just like--

- Or you like catch yourself like, oh, I was just thinking about something. - I have, yeah. - Oh, I have another thing we all have to listen to. - But the podcast actually met them at I-Heart.

I think the girls actually get glitter, which makes it that much more fun. It's called Love Trapped. Have you heard of this? It's about Clayton from the Bachelor.

And he gets involved after-- - Oh, wait, really crazy. - Okay, he was the best. - The worst experience on the Bachelor, like everyone hates him. He goes fuck this.

He moves to Arizona to become a real estate agent. Within a couple of days, he gets a LinkedIn message from someone with no picture. And this girl goes on to ruin his life. And all I'll say is he ends up hooking up with her.

She gives him two blow jobs. And then she ends up claiming that it got her pregnant. And then they go, it becomes a huge diabolical situation. I'm only two episodes in, but it's crazy pants. - It's like a baby reindeer.

- Yes, she's blowing up his phone emails. He's blocking her. She's threatening to get his real estate license revoked. She's saying, I'll get an abortion if you date me for a week. He's like, are you pregnant?

She's like, you can't come to the doctor's office. I'll say you're threatening me, like, really scary stuff. And people are scary. - People are scary. Arizona, I'm shout out to Arizona. Beautiful cacti.

- Yeah. (laughing) - We won the one, it's so goddamn hot there. - I'd be hotheaded too. - I'd be losing my goddamn hot.

- I think it's a fucking air condition. (laughing)

“- Oh my god, do you remember when we went to Arizona for a show”

when we were so tired? And we stayed at the W and we didn't realize it was like Sunday, Monday, and we walked in. And it was just like playing huge club music. And I was like, hmm, and I was like, I'm so sorry.

And you were gonna kill me.

- Arizona was the first place ever

that I was driving through. And I was like, they have no front lawns. No one has a front lawn in the sand. - Yeah, I didn't realize that was real. Like they have rocks.

- Yeah, yeah, and they have little lizards. - People love Arizona. - I love Arizona. - Yeah, I love the vibe, I love the Mexican food. - It seems very chill.

- Yeah, for sure. So I recommend people listening that we have a lot on the docket. We have a lot of homework for the girls. - Yeah.

- Anywhere, how are you? (laughing) - What do you have to this week? - What am I up to this week? Just some like, daffy things.

Should I like look at my schedule? (laughing) - I kind of have a slow week, but I will be hanging out with my mom later again. - You know, I have a lot of weddings.

Really? - A lot of weddings coming up. - But that's so embarrassing. I have no weddings. 'Cause all it does is friends are married

and my friends are single.

No. (laughing)

- My friends aren't married.

No, oh, it's a holiday weekend. Do you know like, oh, I forgot. - Is there even a weekend as an adult? Like, it's just a weekend to do list. It's not like it's relaxing.

“It's just the things you have to do on the weekend.”

Like you're laundry and like, you know what though? I talk so much shit,

but there's nothing I love more

than a Sunday reset day. - It's my favorite thing in the world. - I know, you get giddy. - I get giddy to fluff up my bed and like light my candles in my room,

do all my laundry, like I like to set the mood

“Sunday night in my bedroom at like seven o'clock,”

even though I'm not coming until nine. I like to marinate in like-- - And Japanese are already laying there. Like, let's go mama. - Oh, literally.

- It's like central. (laughing) They're smelling oils, like there's massage things happening. Like, it's really central.

- I love you, I never know what day it is,

but this week my trailer is dropping. I'm actually not sure which day. I'm nervous, I'm excited. - Okay, let us know if you can tell what clip is in fact the good hair clip.

(laughing) - It's really important. - I get so excited to drop stuff for a good glurs, and then it's just like, I don't know, it's a big deal, it's my body.

- Fuck, it's funny, yeah. - So, keep an eye out for that. I got my mango pineapple dunk in refresher today with green tea, less concentrate. - I got the berry as I eat,

and this time I got green tea instead of sparkling,

“which I think is why sucked it down so fast.”

- Oh, it was easier 'cause it wasn't sparkling. - It was very thirsty today. - Mm-hmm. - Well, thank you, Duncan, for sponsoring the episode. We love you guys, thanks for giggling,

and we'll talk to you later. (upbeat music)