Giggling about gold diggers, mean girls, and nudes

- Suck your glues. - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. - Manifest, I shouldn't. - He can't be mad at me. (laughing)

“- I mean, the day just got away from me.”

- Hey, look, I've been traveling all weekend.

I've been in four different states. - No, I actually felt really bad today because look, I wanted to cancel, and that's not like a crazy thing. - Hey, I'm on a four hour flight trying to get back

to record the studio with page, and I'm like, I'm gonna do it for the Googlers. I'm getting there, we're getting in the studio. I get a text, "Hey, you wanna do virtual?" And I said, "I did not five, four hours to get her on time.

We're filming," and I'm in my sunglasses and my glasses. - Oh, it worked for me last night's time. And so, like, past just here, it's point in the day. - Yeah. - I'm a baby, that's it, I'm done. And I'm on this new thing, we're like,

I just wake up every day at 4 o'clock 30, and then I'm up. - Oh! - Kitty's loving it because she's been eating at 6 a.m. so she's pumped.

- I do just say 4 o'clock 30 a.m. That's too much day for me. - No, it's way too much day to day at 4. I was like, I've done a diet. - Well, I landed.

It was like, bitch, get your ass to the studio. - Yeah. - And then I was like-- - I was like, what did I miss over the weekend? Did anything happen?

- Mm-hmm. - Crazy stuff has went down. - Yeah. - Did you hear? - 12 tons of kickcats were robbed in Europe.

There was a kickcat robbery, heist. - Maybe then kindergarten, sending out a hit. - Wait, like 12 a.m. - I don't know what a ton is, but it sounds like a lot.

“- I think of a ton as like one elephant.”

- Okay, 12 of them. I didn't even know kickcats could weigh that much 'cause they're wifers. - Ware. - On a train in Europe.

- And like, now I have to wifers like my eye. - It's okay. - It's okay. - No, I don't think-- I don't think so. It's come up in multiple possible AI posts. - Right.

- We don't know if anything's real anymore. - I came to the pod and I said I have one thing and one thing only to speak about. And it could take the full 45 minutes.

- Not the first time it's happened.

- Have you seen on the internet a thing called catching print? - I have not. - I have not, please educate me. - Take a seat if you were already sit.

- Wait, let me get my notes, let me get my favorite pencil. - A man, okay, man, I came in and we're back in. I came in again. - A game on the internet and said girls, enough time has gone by.

Enough is enough, basically. You have been, what's the word? - Manipulated. - Yeah, like your looks are so prominent on how you get treated.

“- You need to start knowing how big men's penis sizes are”

and I'm gonna teach you. - Oh. - So it's taking hold of TikTok. It's literally taking hold of the internet because when I first saw it, I felt like it was very niche.

I was in a weird pocket. I was in like a small corner of the internet and I was like, this is so interesting. Wait till the girls catch on. And as the days go by, the girls are making videos about it.

So you know, I'm like a pan, a normal pan for a man, like a gene or a chino. And where does it go? - Sorry, I love how you say chino. - Chino.

- Chino. (laughing) - There's a girl doing a whole series about where she loves that you say. I think the one that I saw was she was like,

when Paige says loser, it's like, if I like, in your core, you lose our loser. - Oh, no, and that's my course. - That's my core thing. - Hard Ashie and you're a loser.

- Yeah. - And she also likes the way I just say sugar. (laughing) - And I loved that she was like, she makes it to me. (laughing)

- It's funny 'cause we don't listen to each other talk, 'cause we don't know how we sound. So that was very fun for us. But I do have to say girls with boobs, they're basically like chess bulges.

Like you can see our boobs. - Yeah, like you know. - You know what you're getting. - I thought you could see our butts, you could get in. - Why can't we see?

- So it's very, yeah. And people treat you completely differently. Like you're a perfect example. No one knows you have chets. No one knows.

- 'Cause I cover the most. - And you do that purposefully. - I do it purposefully 'cause I don't want people to treat me better 'cause of my beautiful breath.

- See, I'd be too powerful and I'd use it for evil.

- I do it for prepare evil. Straight evil. - I was gonna say, you stuffed your bras a couple nights, and it's gotten crazy. You put a little chicken filet, a little cheeky cheeky.

- And in the other day I put my nipple pads on. (laughing) - That is when you're like sugar so soft. - It looks so soft. - It looks authentic. You can't go out like that.

- Do they also, didn't you get the ones that have like a fake? - If you're a kid, I hear it is. - But you couldn't really tell her that's not page. - No, I don't know who she is.

because she hasn't really experienced the towel. Well, because I can't get drunk, I just like vomit. So it's a whole thing. - That's Penelope.

(laughing) - I can't think of any other feed names. - No, it's more like she's like Priya. - Priya! - Yeah, she's like, she's really smart,

but she's really slutty. - And she's fun. - Yes, she's fun. - Priya is fun. - Page is a business woman.

- Yes, she's just like, she's doing her tuning forks. She's got a red light.

- Priya, well, cancel plans in a second

if someone has more drugs at the next party. - 100%. - Back to the catching print. So like, I don't even know what it's called on like where there's zipper.

Like it's basically like the little, I mean it has to have a word. I wanna say lapel, but like that's not what it is. - The zipper for a pant. - Yeah, the zipper for a pant.

- Yeah. - So where the bulge starts would classify how big a man's penis is.

“Now, it's trial and error you have to learn”

so I watched so many videos. - And there's showing examples of like John Ham's pants. - Showing examples. If it's straight like flat, there's no bulge. Huge.

If it starts like the bulge starts about the top, small. The majority go right in the middle and you're like average. And it is interesting because all of the examples

he was showing, you could tell by that man's personality.

Like they carry themselves so much more

with how they look underclose than I think we do. - I do have to say the guy I was with with the biggest penis. He was one of the nicest guys ever, but I actually felt bad for him because he was, it was to a point where like,

his life was harder because of it. Like, I knew him. - Okay. (laughing) - No, like, someone listening to this is like,

we hate man, we support them actually. - No, we're on their side. - He was sweet and you could just tell that there's been many of them and be like, you know what, this, including myself.

- It's too much. - I should, I had to can't do this. I don't want to do a whole thing. - You're hurting me.

“- Yeah, you don't feel like you're getting”

divergenated every time. It's not, I mean, it's not fun. - I don't know if I've ever been in this situation. - No, I've been in the office at once.

- We're like, let's sit down, let's talk about it.

You've definitely have trauma here. And I'm not gonna tell anyone. - What about the grower or shower theory? - Yeah, which real. - Totally.

- He didn't touch on that. - He didn't touch on that. - Okay, so there's, there's factors. - But there is, I definitely could see where he was coming from.

- I was trying to think of like one example. - I love the other gay man was like girls. Get it together. - That's someone who knows. - Yeah.

- Let me tell you. But then there's all these other things. Looking at forms, looking at hands, looking at, I do think if he is thick fingers, there's something there.

- Yeah, absolutely. One time. (laughing) - In Vancouver. (laughing)

- I really hate even, I really hate and I really hate and I even about to tell this story. But it popped in my head until like I feel like when that happens on a gay, gay squad.

- Yeah, like the same. - But it's like, God being like, (laughing) - To the forefront. - To the forefront.

- I've given you this form share. - Share the class. - On time, I date with this guy. (laughing) - This is years ago.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, it's a big issue. - Don't judge me. I dated this guy and I found out that he wasn't fact cheating on me.

Fine, totally do your thing. I found out because I went through a small one. (laughing) But I saw that he was in fact sending spicy mirror picks. Which I thought that was for girls,

but totally do your thing. - Do you think a full body pick that a guy sends nude? - That's gay, a hundred percent. - I agree.

- Now he was in boxers. Okay, when he sent this picture. - So he was just sending her a face card? (laughing) - He was like, do you like fruit of the loom?

Like I don't know. - I don't know. - Was there interaction? - Look at him. - He's playing for the kids in the ring.

- It was just weird.

“But anyway, I'll never forget being in this moment”

because I'm pouring myself into the cell phone and I'm reading all these messages and I see this picture pop up. And so I'm zooming in and I'm like, in what world is that your penis in that picture?

Hannah? I forget now, this is going back like, I'm going back over 10 years. It's like maybe 10 years, whatever. I know that I was home alone for whatever situation

or maybe he was in the other room. Maybe I was on an iPad. I don't know, but I know that I was in the bedroom by myself. I found what I believe he was stuffing his pants with.

And I, you are an investigative journalist and if anyone tells you you're not there lying. - And I just had a moment where I was like, no, it's something's mentally wrong with him. - What was he with him, socks?

- That's it.

are more similar than different.

You go, babe, get a check-in call it. - Yeah, I'm like, wait, I could, it's gonna be somewhat squishy. - Wait, don't think for these photos, it's a decent one. - For these photos.

It was such a jarring time in my life that I couldn't even make sense of it and I'm gonna be honest, I don't think I've ever told anyone that story because I was so embarrassed and freaked out

so I just thought like, let's just wait 10 years and I'll tell millions of people. - Another girl's with something else to watch out for, - Isn't that so weird and creepy? - There was a time when we had flip phones, we were 14.

You can't really, it's like, it's in like the worries that I found. - But I'm saying, in general, there was a time where we were told, like if you send a nude, yeah, it will go everywhere. - Yeah, and you'll die.

“- I'll never forget, remember, in like 2012”

when all the girls, like, I clouds got hacked and pictures got leaked. - Yeah. - And the whole narrative on line was your famous, why would you have nude pictures? Do you remember that? - That girl had fun.

- Nope, that girl had fun. - But it was like, - But it was like, before and after. - I was like, - Like, whimsy. - Me like, (laughs) I mean, it would I want in the mirror, you know? - But that terrified me and in my life for some reason, I was--

- But that time used something like that nude, when it was like, but it was like a shadow, like it wasn't for you. - It was so, it was so, - It was like, - It was like, - It was. - Every Sunday nude, it has to somehow be like--

- Like, on the ear, art seat. - And arguably, possibly not me.

- So I always think I'm gonna be in a scandal where I could be like,

"That wasn't me. - Why do you look like you are an only fan?" - Like, manager. (laughs) - Like, I just got a glimpse of you and I'm like, if you're like, you're gonna steal me after this pot. You're gonna be like, "Hey, Paige, let's fan."

- I look like a sketchy producer. - No, I can't see your hair around you. - Because I've had a weekend, I've had a weekend. - No, you have me shows, did you do this weekend? - Well, I realized when I did the math,

I'm gonna be at 65 shows for this tour. I have two more left in North Carolina, and then I'm done. - Did I have strep throat this weekend? - Probably. - Did I, it was tough, was it?

- It was, where did you go? - Where was it?

“- It was a Cleveland Columbus Cincinnati, and so, like, city.”

- How are they all doing, how are the more events? - Oh my God, the Mormons are great. I kind of walked on and I was like, "You guys are the center of everything right now." - Yeah. - Yeah.

- I'm in the belly of the beast right now, 'cause it Mormons. (laughing) - I'm dropping. (laughing)

- No, they're just so much scattered. - I don't have the name. - I don't have the name. - I also book a Mormon, I said, "Tell them I know about the white salamander."

I said, "Thank you for your work in genealogy "or whatever they're into," but I thought, it's like, when you're talking shit about someone, and then they walk into the room, that's how I felt with the Mormons.

Like, I'm like, you guys know what I've said in some podcasts. - You know, like, when we're in high school, like something would happen over the weekend, you'd be like, "Wow, when I show up

"to home room like Monday morning, "I'm gonna kill myself." That's just like going on TikTok now. Like, it's truly just like opening your phone. It's like, "Wow, okay, so everyone knows about it.

"Got it." (laughing) It's too much. It's too much.

“- Yeah, I'm like in the need of a phone break,”

I think, you're going to bench. (laughing) - And it's gonna sit this one out, because it's not healthy. It's not good for anyone.

- Speaking of drama, I didn't actually read a book. I read an audio book. - Okay, different. - Totally different. - Totally different.

- Do you know, I was like, "I'm gonna do the audio book." Then I was like, "Where are audio books?" (laughing) - I know we got in line. - I know we recorded one.

- Yeah. - You have to download a whole app? - Yep. - I thought it was just like a podcast. I was like, "Where's the audio book?"

'Cause I had it downloaded an app, I meant-- - You did on your phone? - Yeah, I'm in a subscription-based service now.

I've got to give my first born away.

- Question, when you're listening to an audio book, are you doing something else? - Great question. So I was on the flight and I put it on, and I realized I need more, I need more stimulation.

So I put something on the TV on mute while I was-- - Oh yeah, you're sick. - I'm sick. - I needed a lot going on. - I needed a lot going on.

And then I would kind of like space out and then once I heard something get juicy, I'd rewind. Kinda like how you watch movies. - Exactly. (laughing)

- Same thing. - See you. - See you. - See you. (laughing)

- So I love when a book goes viral because let's give it up for old school. - Let's give it up for ballet. - Give it up for old school. - Let's give it up for old school.

- For crafts, like, original art. - Okay. - Okay. - You're having to taking pen to paper. - And lie down to it.

- Writing on a stone. - Like scribes. - Yes. - Wires. - Bring it back.

- Bring it back, 'cause they walk so we could run. - Yeah. - So Stuart, who's on the road with me, told me that there's a book called, "The Strangers."

And I said, "Ooh, what is that about?" And she's like, "Everyone's talking about it."

And it's by Belle Burden.

Now, it's called a memoir of marriage. The reason it's interesting is 'cause she is an affluent New Yorker.

“Her great-grandpa, like, invented oil or something.”

She's related to, like, some really fashion social icons. She went to a fancy school. She's a fancy New Yorker. And she's exposing her marriage in this book.

And the most beautiful part about it is fiction, non-fiction, non-fiction. - Oh, wow. - Yeah. - So she's, and she's telling the story.

And you're gonna get pissed, but it's also beautiful. When she was younger, she was a really great writer. She wanted to be a fictional writer. And she got into this class freshman year. And she wrote this story and a senior in the class

who was a guy, raises hand and said,

"I think you suck at writing.

And I hate your work." And she said the teacher was a man, didn't say anything. And that, like, a little bit later, a girl spoke up to defend her. But she was like, it was too late. I already decided I don't want to write anymore.

So she went into, she's like a genius. She did law, finance, she did all of stuff. She meets this guy.

“And he's handsome and perfect, run to Cornell.”

And everything's going great. And then, wait, I don't want to give away. [LAUGHTER] But long story short. She killed her husband and she goes down.

And as all these horrible things happened to her, she ends up writing a best-selling novel. So it's a crazy story about how, yeah, actually, sometimes rock bottom and, like, tough things happening to you. Yeah.

Forced is the universe forces you back to be. Just like a man to just fuck everything up. No, I know. And there are moments in it where you want to punch you up. I'm actually not done with it.

But if anyone wants a little audio book, or you could order it and actually read it old school. That's what I'd like to do. Yeah. That I've done one.

Are you going to read it? I'm going to keep going. Strangers? Are you going to do it? No, I'm fiction.

“I can't do anything that's possibly real”

because I feel like my life isn't-- I'm like-- And in my life, I'm like, this is a novel. This is a book. This is actually-- this is a nightmare.

You know, like, what-- this is a tragedy of a trilogy. This is-- this is the prequel. And, it's a comedy, it's a horror. It's a tragedy. No, it's a-- yeah.

It's Shakespearean. Yes. It's what it is. It's a lot. People love when a rich person-- something bad.

And she's just, like, yeah, it was published every month. She was, like, I was in my Martha's Vineyard House in COVID. Yeah. And then shit went down, everyone's like, yeah, it's talking about it. It's like, I hate when rich people pretend they don't have problems.

Because, yeah, there's-- Then there's money to different kinds of problems. And, like, rich people's money issues are, like, next level. Like, people don't even really like-- They do have to be weary of people that don't like you for you.

And just like you because you're privileged. Well, I was-- she talks about meeting this guy and how he-- they just, like, worked together. And then he finds out she was speaking at something because her dad is, like, a big art collector.

Yeah. And he suddenly was, like, wait, that's you. And then, like, he suddenly was, like, obsessed with you. No. One thing I'm waiting for, because I feel, like, in life,

things just, like, will flip flop at some point, like, truths come out, or it's like, you get new information, or whatever. I'm really ready for the era where men get called out for being, like, such cloud chasers. Like, I know way more men.

I'm not kidding. I know way more men that are, like, gold diggers in the traditional sense where it's, like, she has a lot of followers, or, like, her dad's rich, or, like, she has a track-- like, I've just seen that way more

than I've seen women, like, all the women I know are successful, like, in their own right. Like, the women I know are, like, I just want to guy use a nice and funny. Literally, just nice.

Like, like, maybe guys nice and makes me laugh, it's all I need. There's so many TikToks of girls just being, like, we're so tired. Like, my, all my friends are tired. My friends that are in their late 20s are tired.

My friends in, like, their late 30s are tired. Well, that happened to me, like, in my late 20s

for the first time ever, I realized a man was using me,

but I was, like, there's no fucking way. Yeah. That a man is using me. Me, it's, like, just joking. I'm an innocent girl.

I'm a baby, dear. I'm a baby. And my job is to wear a cute outfit. Like, don't use me for your, your shit. You have the patriarchy.

What do you need me involved? When you're in your 20s and you're in that type of situation and you realize it, it almost feels like someone's,

Like, to dumb it down to the lowest level feeling,

“it literally feels like someone copied your essay”

and they handed it in first and then everyone thinks, like, they guys did it together. So it's like, no, she cheated off of me. Not to say something controversial. Yeah.

And not to compliment an narcissist. I've done it a couple times in my life. Some of these narcissists have incredible taste. Like, can we discuss how these narcissists, they start a power before you see it?

There are so many exploits. And so I'm like, you could start a talent, you do see it. Start a talent, you do see it. If you're going to find us before we know we're capable of, I'm like, they still have to give me the numbers.

I've got to tell them. And you'll start search. It's crazy because so many people in my past who have sucked the life out of me are like, wish bad for me, I look back now and I go,

oh my God, you know, I was like, they thought, well, if me, yeah, like they thought more of me than I thought of myself, but I didn't see it. And I get it. Why I was a problem.

Yeah, the buzzword thing with like narcissists and stuff like that, like, sometimes they are valid. Like, sometimes it's not totally. But if someone says stop using buzzwords, that doesn't mean it's not true.

No, the word sometimes they're actually 100% true.

“The worst thing to ever happen to our generation”

is men learning therapy words, but not actually going. (laughs) And then being like, no, that's a therapy word. Don't use that on me. And that's plagiarism, had it's finest.

That's actually our culture's not your costume. No, our culture is weird. When I do the work to know what narcissistic abuse is and then I see it and then I call it out and then I'm called crazy.

When I'm over here saying that's a reaction to your action because I learned not a couple of years ago and you're gonna sit here

and you've never seen a human therapist

and you're gonna talk about therapy jargon. Like, take us, have several seats. I just like, no, that is one thing with TikTok where it's like, it's almost like too much information because then you will get a random TikToks

where it's like, I'm a therapist and I'm like, it doesn't sound like a good one. (laughs) You must say, take a talk for some reason. Everyone I follow and I like who are funny,

cool, stylish people. None of them is on my feet. And it's just random crap and got for a bit. I look at something too long than it's the rest of the day, I'm, yeah, it's all that.

But it's like, I don't wanna see random people like Khan artists telling me things just for clicks. Yeah. But that's what the internet's become. Also, not to go full circle, but do you think the kit cat

robbery? I'm so glad we're back here. Was a man or a woman? Is it a legitimate robbery? Yeah, I think it cat.

It could have been a woman on her period. It had so sexism, so it wasn't a stick. That was fucked up. But, it wasn't wrong. (laughs)

And genius. I don't wear you, you wish you so. - You wish you so. - Selling the kick-aths. You're like, you're a black market.

- It's about to leave this podcast go on your phone 'cause your phone's listening to you and you're gonna get non-substantious about this TikTok robbery and don't command it me. - It's giving the guy that got abducted by dolphins

for three days. That's what this story is given. - When was that? - There was like an AI story. And I was like, I was objective by dolphins

and I built them a home and it's like, that was fake. - Also to bring it all together, the good thing about new kids. - We can have a new kid.

- We never got to one place.

- We haven't started it. - We only had to bring it together, we're here. - The one good thing about AI is that if your news ever leaked, say it's AI. That's AI, babe.

- At this big age leak-off. (laughs) Literally leak-off. What was I so scared of? Sure.

Oh, I was 19. Post it. - Please, let me stay on their next post-day. - It's true though. You've never taken a new, you weren't proud of.

- Well, yes, I've taken a new, I'm not proud of, I've never sent you. - No, I'm not proud of it. - I mean, if you look to the camera all that's crazy. - No, I'm really, I've never really been huge into that.

- Yeah, me and you don't do news because I feel like we're talking so much that. - Yeah, we don't need that. - Also, I was so good at ignoring text messages. - Oh, when a guy's like stick to it.

- Because you want to know what, if you ask a guy three questions in a row in text messages, they're only responding to the last one. 'Cause their brains can't process that there were two questions prior to that.

“And that's how I work when they ask for like nudes.”

I'm like, oh, sorry, I guess I didn't see that text. - Oh, what I used to do, oh my god, this is making me remember my 20s. - Yeah. - When a guy would be like, let me see, like, whatever.

I would just always send a photo of a cat laying on their back.

And I thought it was so cute and funny. And he'd be like, you're so good at it. - And I was like, I'm just like, a good crazy. I was like, you know what I'm gonna go like, me. - Yeah, you're like, I'm not like other girls.

- I'm not like other girls. - I don't dress sexy, I don't love cats.

my own for four years straight. - No, look, I feel like the word pick me gets thrown around a lot and it's like, pick me was also a survival mechanism. - But it's like one other thing we can get mana girls for doing and like how they act.

But like, there are so many traits of being a pick me girl

“that I've 100% had that you have to grow out of.”

You just grow out of certain things. But you almost don't realize it when you're doing it because like society has almost like trained you to be a pick me and then you hit a point where you're like, actually, I am really smart.

And so like, I'm not gonna pretend that I'm not in front of you. - Well, that's the point of Giggly Squad. Like, growing up when you would watch comedy,

like the women were always above the joke.

Whenever you see a male comedian, he's always making fun of his wife who's so naggy. His wife is, oh, my wife, my kid, so I love going on stage and being like, you know what's annoying about my husband? - Yeah.

- And that is me making a difference in the world. - I truly became like the man I've dropped off. Like, I think I would lay in bed in college and just be like, he's really successful. He's like passionate.

He has like multiple areas of income. He like, oh, it's an apartment has can take care of an animal. I can keep a plant alive and then I just became that. - Well, it's funny, in strangers. My new favorite thing.

- Yeah, new personality. - She was doing great and then at some point, obviously she has kids and then she. - How old is she? - I think she had kids like in her 30s.

And she basically stopped working and she had nannies too. She felt this guilt of like, I'm not even a full, full-time mom, but I'm not working. And then everything was just around the husband's schedule

and work, even though she's the one with the big trust fund, but he's like feeling like the man of the house. And it's just, it's interesting. And it made me even realize like, I was thinking about during my family search.

She ought to work. Welcome to the bud, how like what people my family did for living and then I was like, that's so sad. Like, I know for a fact, my great grandma was a mom. - Was a star.

- Oh, like deep down was a star, but like was mom. - There was no chance that she was like, I think if you choose to stay at home and like take care of a family and take care of a home, totally.

- It's more.

“I don't want you to be told you have to do that.”

- Yes, Ali Wong famously has a joke where she's like, we wanted to vote. We wanted all these rights. And we wanted to be like, we're smart too. And then she's like, or were we smarter before

when they thought we were done and we could just do Pilates all day and that kind of thing. - Yeah. - But the point is is that when you are a trade-away, if you don't have power and sometimes you think,

you do, but if things go wrong, you don't. - Yeah, and I just like, I can't go here kind of marry. It's really like, they could kill you. (laughing)

- No literally.

Like, you have to always keep in the back of your head

that you could get murdered. - And if you do get murdered, it's 80% chance that it's the husband. - Right. - And 75% of the time, statistics aren't correct.

- Is that real? - That's because that make any sense. (laughing) - That just put my brain enough fucking pretzels. - That was a dead joke.

I think that was literally a joke when that told me once. Where have the metro sexual is gone? (laughing) - They came out of the closet.

- It's where the terms gone. That's where they're gone. - But I just feel like we've created so many different identities. - Yeah. - Metro sexual's got deleted.

- I know for a fact, the sentence came out of my mouth in like, 2008. Like, I'm really into Metro sexual guys. Like, fast forward. - Yeah, page, we know.

(laughing) - Could have seen that coming.

“- I remember joking and calling a guy friend”

to Metro sexual 'cause he like had a jacket with a pattern on it and it was like a whole thing. - But like, I feel like it was guys that really liked hairspray and like used to blow dryer. - Yes, yes.

- You know? - Yes. And they like, they tweezers, eyebrows. - Tweezers, eyebrows, or get them waxed. And like, you can tell when a guy is manicured.

Like, what's the difference between a Guido and a much larger one? - I wish you all. - I knew. (laughing)

'Cause we just described Polydy. - I know. - We just described Polydy. - We just described Polydy.

- Which, look, I'm not gonna talk bad about my first love.

Like, I'm not gonna talk bad that I-- - Have you met Poly before? - I have it, but did you ever watch the show growing up, Goddy? - Yes.

- That was like one of my biggest sexual awakenings. I feel like, because I feel like I was in like, I don't know, maybe like, fifth or sixth grade. And I was just like, what? (laughing)

- When he walked out of the spikes there and his white headband. - What is that? Like, I, how bad did you wanna go tanning with him?

what one was my favorite, and I can't even think of his name. But I know he was the youngest one. - I went to a school in Brooklyn,

“where it was just all growing up, Goddy.”

- No, I loved an earring, and I loved a blowout. Like, I was like, no, that's cool. Like, I liked when they had such a sunburn under their eyes from the tanning bed. Like, you could see the goggle.

- Like, I loved that. - Have you ever been to the satin animal? - No, but I feel like I-- - You would have loved that all the time. - Oh, I loved it.

- But there was a time, and who knew it was a time in history, where like, you look back in their cavemen. - Yeah. - There was a time in the satin animal, where every guy had a blowout, and a white Nike headband,

full tan, diamond studs. - Don't you worry? - I think about it.

I've never been to satin island, but, but you wanna know what?

People are like so rude to people that are from satin island. And now that I think about it, like, those are our people. - They are, they are. - I would say they are also primarily Italian, and it gets a lot of, like, gross, satin island.

- Yeah. - I bet they have some of the best-- - It's very rude. - Yeah.

“- Do you think that they have their own those secret?”

They're like, yeah, keep talking shit about satin island, but it's, like, actually, like, a tropical village. - Well, we talk about, like, cats having, like, bad PR, but they, like, don't care. I feel like this is, that's, like, the same with, like, Italian.

- And there's just huge mansions everywhere. - Yeah, they're like, we look at this. They stand out in, not the worst island of the year. - No, definitely. (laughs)

- The Dutch, the Dutch, the Dutch. - Wait, that was really good. - Dark, but really good.

- Not to bring up reality being.

- Yeah. - Someone was telling me that, like, ladies of London is really good. - Yeah, you can't watch it. - I can't watch it, 'cause I feel dizzy,

but it made me think, I used to love maiden Chelsea. - Can we, can, the girls who are bored and want to rewatch a something, watch, made in Chelsea? - I would rewatch it, except it's, like, 17 seasons. - Is it, but don't you like that?

- Yeah, but there's something about me. Like, I, I'm a product of my environment. I'm literally Gen Z, like, I want new. I want more. I want it right now, give it to me now.

Like, if I ordered it now, then deliver it now. Like, I don't like watching older things, 'cause I'm, like, I don't care. - Yeah, I wouldn't already. - Yeah, what did you just make?

Like, when I go on Netflix and something new is up there, and it says 2026, I'm dead. - I, I can't, I can't, I can't. - A little fire mode on is a new show. - No, no.

- When seeing it yet, fucking play it. Like, I get, so I said, speaking of murder. - There is actually a new show on Netflix. - And each episode, no, each episode is a different murder in New York City.

- Yes, I've seen that. It was charting really high. I'm still binging drag race. - Okay. - I have a full-time job right now, but drag race,

just to go back on drag race. It's so amazing that they're writing songs. They're acting. They're doing stand-up. They're doing roast.

They're making, they're doing dresses. They're doing everything. So the other day, I was talking to a brand, and they were like, can you do like, tell story or something for us?

And I said, what if I told a story through song? - No, you didn't. - And my team was like, "Hey, you're really busy this weekend." - And I don't know if you'll have the time and I said, - With kind of song, like, you were gonna do an ad,

and it was gonna be you singing a song. - So I wrote a song 'cause I was passionate about it. I just, when I, when the creativity came. - It's like a brand. - It's for honest wipes.

(laughing) And immediately I knew exactly how to out came. It flowed through me, and everyone was like,

"Even I've never done this before."

And like, it's a quick turnaround. And I said, "Guys, I got this." So before my show on like Saturday, I had to do it from the music video. And the world premiere is airing today on Tuesday.

My first ever music drop. - And yeah, I'm doing well. (laughing) I told my husband, he was like, "What?" (laughing)

- Am I right? - No, you've gone too far. - I've gone too far. - But this is a thing. - Your confidence, your confidence should be studied

because it wouldn't even enter my fucking brain to be like, "Let's put on a performance." - No, it didn't. - Let's do it a little bit. - I don't know if it's confident.

It's more that I like to try new things. - How should I? - Can I be true? - And I like to challenge myself. I go board very easily.

“- That's why we're friends because I hate new things.”

I hate change. I'm not going out of my comfort zone. That's insane. - Also you guys know how I love my life. And someone DMed me actually,

- Yeah. - For you. - Yeah.

- And I know when you don't respond,

but like, you've got to confess. - Someone's DMed me the other day. Like, what did you post? And they were like, they were like, why should you do that? Like, we know, obviously going.

- I posted like these shocks, like a crazy show. - Yeah. - And people-- - And it was like that. - And the girl, I kind of remember said, Christine Kranston wrote page bait.

And I'm like, that's what it's called now. - Yeah. - Page bait. So I feel like the music video is also a little page bait, 'cause I just wanna see your reaction.

I just, that's how I love your truth. - I love my truth. - No, it's comforting to me to know that you move throughout your day. - And you think of me.

- With such a band in-- - 'Cause it was such a band in-- - No, like, you think of me, whether it's, whether it's like this is going to annoy her or make her happy. - Okay, it's your thinking of me. - Also, can I just say I do respect your boundaries?

'Cause when we were first doing our tour, I was like, hey, obviously we need like a dance opening. And you said, over my dead body,

and I never brought it up again.

- Wait, I was just gonna say, I must have expelled that from my brain.

“- Okay, 'cause I don't even remember that.”

- I just was like, do we do a little dance in the beginning? And you said, actually, I, I might have thought you were kidding. - You gave me, you gave me that side look, you know. And I said, I'm so sorry, Miss Paige. - Yeah, sometimes I'm like, don't even,

don't, don't have any time with me. - She's someone else who's there like, I know Paige is having a day and she doesn't need this. (laughing) - When in doubt, I don't need this.

- Have you heard about mean girl handwriting? - Oh, and you know what? I have seen over the years, there's been some accusations of mean girl behavior. - Yeah.

- And I just want to say, you do not have mean girl handwriting. - I don't even know what it is, but I knew what it did and have it. - Mean girl handwriting is the perfect bubble letter. - Yes.

- And it's not like nerdy, it's like crisp and like the, the girl in the class who's popular, but like literally evil and stuff. I really think that's true.

I've never met a mean girl who writes messy.

- No, never, never. - Maybe it has something to do with like, the brainhand connectivity. - Like it's psychopathic.

“- Like you have to be a psychopath to like start a sentence”

and be as crisp by the end. - It's so funny though, because there were so many girls in high school where I would be like, fuck, I love her notebook, but I hate her. (laughing)

- Does Jenna alpha even know how to write? - No, I did get it. I DMed the other day that from a giggler that was like, a lot of the people you're talking about is Jenna alpha. - Okay, and I was just like, okay.

- Let's apologize. - And so like, I apologize that there are sometimes that I say Gen Z and I mean Jenna alpha. 'Cause she was like, I'm almost 30 and I would never do that. - Also, you came at me for how I looked,

which was perfectly valid, but now I have to bring something up. The gigglers are gonna be upset. You said you hate lace, why are you wearing lace? - Oh, this is quite different.

- Okay. - This is quite different. - Okay, this is quite different. - This is quite different because... - Yeah.

(laughing) - Keep repeating it in a little. - And this is quite different, I guess. (laughing) - Oh, I'm gonna put it in a torquet,

and like, me and Hannah were trying to think like,

“okay, if we do another door, like, what would be me?”

And like, so we just like go back and forth with like stupid jokes, but this is quite different in the giggler. (laughing) This is quite different than last time.

- This is different because it's the same color as the shirt, like it's not a different color lace, and you can't see through it really, like it's not doing that like full lacey vibe. - Okay, yeah, you don't want to look like lingerie.

- Yeah, there's just like certain things, certain pieces that I think lace makes look a little matronly, and it's not across the board. So like, I do, whenever I say this, I get a lot of gigglers like DMing me.

They're wedding dress, it's like full of lace. And there are some I like, and some I don't. I don't want to make a blanket statement about lace, but I'm not gonna ever tell you that I don't like your wedding dress

because my handwriting's not that good. So like, I can't do that. - I just want you to like hold yourself a count on my truth. - Live in my truth.

- The things you've said in the past. - I've had a lot of daphne meetings about lace. - Really? - Yeah, because the girls do like it, and I'm gonna be honest, I've looked at so many swatches,

and there are some that I'm just like, I don't like that, though. And I can't make something that I don't like, but I am looking into it. - Also when you do have a smaller boob.

Like if I had smaller boobs, I feel like I would wear like those little lace tops all the time. Not full lace, but you know, like, 'cause I wear, I feel like I'm literally wearing launch right. - You know what's funny is like,

I live my life being like, I'm just funny, from the beginning of time. When my mom and my dad, the purpose of our existence. - There are so many times where I say to myself,

"Wow, if I had big boobs, I would be like,

And it's important to know that there's a girl,

“somewhere else, living your opposite life,”

wishing she had your problem. - And I would say the same thing about straight-haired girls and curly-haired girls. - Yes.

- I've never met a curly-haired girl that was like,

"Anyway, do we have a straight-haired girl?" Like, "I wish my hair would hold a curl." - You know, we actually have pretty similar air dried hair that we don't talk about it a lot. - We don't talk about it.

- We have the same kind of-- - Except people think mine is stringy. - Do they? - 'Cause I don't brush it all the time. - I don't really brush mine.

Like, I didn't brush mine. This is like, like, treads of my texture spray. - My mom. - Oh, good call. - Good plug, good plug, you guys can't do that.

- Yeah. - That was organic. - My mom is getting a bob tomorrow. - A cuntie bob. - Stop.

- I know. - How short is she going? - She was going like, Sunday a vibe, like, right under the ear. - Mm-hmm. - Um, like a little, and a wind tour.

I don't think she wants a side part. I don't know, I'm excited for her. But I'm a little nervous. My mom might have a new personality afterwards. - Well, that does happen with the bob.

- She's going to start being curt with me. - Yeah. - Yes. (laughs)

“- Sorry, do you want to know why that made me stop?”

Because this is so personal. (laughs) - So weird. - What's up, Amanda? - I can't tell you that the guy named Kurtis actually

was going to come into my life and like to be weary of him. And so like, I'm a kitty at least once a month. I think, like, - When did they say this to you? - When did they say this to you? - Like two years ago.

- Okay. - Did someone say that to you? - No. - No, I do a friend who, our mutual friend, who I think was like, "I named Kurtis who is not good for her."

- I don't know that person, so I don't, I'm not privy to that information. - I send an email today with the word "privvy." - How do you spell it? (laughs)

- I mean, you don't believe me.

- Wrong at first, I sent it.

I sent it. I sent it for you guys. - At first, I didn't eat, it's why I'd be at. - He sent an email today. And you guys know my mom's, on my emails.

But this one, she was legit. - On. - She was both ready. (laughs) - No, this one, she was there.

She was in the thread, like, came to circle. People knew she was allowed to eat. - Okay, she was actually there. - I had seen her response that she had sent the night before.

And then this morning, I woke up. And I wrote my own response to an email. And she texted me, like, 20 minutes later, I was like, saw your response. Superb job.

(laughs) - Superb weight. If some, if some... - Like my mom, I was staring at you. - No, if some more.

I respected, said I did something superb, I'd retire. - Because I, like, obviously, I second guest myself, but I, like, every other woman, I take away

“the exclamation marks that I think that I need.”

I don't give, like, hi, sorry. I give, no, what the fuck? Like, I give, I try an email, the way a man would email.

But then I do always have a regret

where I'm like, oh my God, did they think I'd have that? Like, was that really mean or, like, was that assertive? And my mom giving me that, like, that was an phenomenal email. - Me and you together are really good at business because we always play good cut bad cop.

- Yeah. - And we go back and forth. But, like, if you say something stern, I always go, "L-O-L-H-H-H" and if I have, like, a lot of ideas, you go, "Oh, Hannah, I'm being crazy again."

So we, like, soften people were really pissed that I, about, like, clip some people, I think, that I, that I didn't interrupt the meeting to say, like, I got the wrong food and that I should have been more assertive about it.

- Oh, shit. - Oh, fuck. - I hate when people say, "Okay, well, if I was in the situation, "and maybe you were, like, in this situation." - We shouldn't be eating, like, gotten important meeting.

This is the thing. - I was up since 5am, we got off a flight straight to the meeting. I have a lot going on and sometimes I don't want to deal with-- - Dude, I don't want to get to altercation with the waiter. - Dude, not to offend your self here, honey.

- Over a situation that no one's even seen, no, we didn't even give good details. Honestly, we told the story's wrong. - So please do not sit here and think you're going to defend yourself. - Well, does Kim, has she ever given any notes

about money emails? - No, she has it. - Really? - But I'll keep an ear out. - Keep an ear out.

- Actually, the other day, my dad called me and he was like, "Uh, you said no to," and, like, said something, and I was like, "What?" And he was like, "Yeah, why didn't you want to do that?" I was like, "It doesn't really work with my schedule.

"I'm like, wait, where are you on my email?" And he was like, "What, you're a bomb?" - I think they sit down for dinner. - Nope, enough you're in your hand. - They sit, I'm not kidding, they sit down for dinner.

They turn on Giggly Squad on the TV on YouTube. Doesn't matter if it's, if they've watched Mondays and it's, if they've watched Tuesdays episode, they're rewatching at Wednesday. And then they're waiting for Fridays.

They sit there, they bring up the laptops. - That's my family.

They talk about me. - Meanwhile, your brother Gary's like, "Hello?" (laughing) - Oh, please, he had his time. Okay, he had his chance, and he had his time.

- He did. - My thing with emails, when I'm, when I have the power in the situation, I love no punctuation. - Yeah. - Not like in a girly way, like just writing exo and stuff,

but I just, I respond as fast as possible. - And I think that's awesome. - And just like, that's it at us, so it's like, - I'm running. - I think it's more important

and I should take my own advice.

“I think it's more important to respond fast”

than to have like a complete thought idea. - A thousand percent, and I actually, from strangers, I learned this lady was talking about she was in a relationship that she didn't want to be in.

And she goes, "I finally got the ball to break up with him."

And she's like, "It's crazy that it took a year of me thinking about it, but only 10 minutes to actually break up with him." - Oh, you feel that? - Yeah. - But you got like a visceral reaction. - That felt because I thought I was the only person.

- Because no sometimes, I would think that there was something wrong with me that I'm like, "Every boyfriend, I'm like, "Oh, babe, "I'm mentally out of here." Like, I've given you an imaginary deadline.

You didn't hit it. So now, I'm mentally taking myself out of it and all that you know. - She's a type of guy. - She's a type of guy. - Once she moved into her new apartment,

he gets fired from his job. He's sleeping on her couch. He's like, "I need this guy to leave." To could not get the balls. - Once I turned 25 and was like, "So done with,"

I don't know, just like, really immature men.

And then my next couple of relationships,

I feel like maybe as a protective mechanism, I mentally was out way before it actually happened. - I actually lied. I have cried a lot, but it's wall breaking up with them, so they can't-- - So they don't feel like,

"You're, see your gut, I'm good." - They're good. - I can't muster it out. - But I do have to say, all of my boyfriend's of my past, most of them, we're really good guys. And I actually was sad, 'cause I was like,

it's gonna be weird not talking tomorrow, but you're not my husband, but like, you're a great person. - What's up, like? (laughing) - See, you don't know, actually, I take that back.

The one nice thing I do for a men during breakups is I do let them perform the speech that they've prepared. Like, I do let them, like, I do let them see me in person, because I know that they've had something that they have to get out.

“And I know that closure is important to some people.”

Never been, closure has actually never really been

that important to me. Like, if I never spoke to someone again, I'd be like, okay, like, and I've done it, but let's just, I think, the deep. Anyway, we don't have the time to get into it,

but I let them do their performance. And I've seen actually some really good ones, so I'm like, you guys, you have a point, and then I'm like, no, no, no. Thank you so much for that.

My decision is final, and-- - My favorite is like, when they're like, can we hook up one more time? (laughing) - Okay, I don't think you understand the point

of breakups, 'cause I don't want to anymore. - Yeah, so that's interesting. - But overall, it's just so interesting how like, the breakup seems like this big scary thing, but it's literally gonna take 10 minutes.

Girl, it'll take 10 minutes, you've had a longer poop than that. - No, true, and then there are some, then once you're out of the-- - Oh, you wait until you put on the lighter. - And I'm like, oh, hello!

(laughing) What the fuck?

“- No, it's crazy, but you have to get there,”

and it's like, you really do have to get there on your own. - And there are so many times I've broken up with people, and I'm like, so mad at myself, 'cause I'm like, why didn't I fucking do that? - Two years ago.

And you really, you can't get mad at yourself because it's fate if you didn't stay, then maybe you wouldn't have met the person you're supposed to be with, or maybe like, you wouldn't have moved to a new city,

and gotten in here. So it's really like, I truly do believe in divine timing, but-- - I also do believe that like, you know early on, if this guy-- - You know the day they ask you to be,

you're their girlfriend. - Like, you know, what do you mean? - Like, (laughing) - Who were you? (laughing)

- I really can't be boyfriend I've ever had. Like, the moment they're like, "Will you be my girlfriend?" And my gut's been like, "No!" (laughing)

- Oh, I don't even know, yeah, I don't know. - Oh, my gut. - I don't get in this way, I got to get out. - The other thing where you know immediately, when a person is right.

- Sure. - Maybe. - I think we are different with that. - You don't know what? We just said the same thing.

I said it in the pessimistic way. - Yeah. - You said it in the optimistic way. - And that's why we're about to--

- I'm so happy you're my best friend.

- And I'm so happy you're mine. - Carry on there. - I couldn't, uh, add in. - I love how you're only note, this episode was catching print.

- Yeah. (laughing)

- That's why I been doing all week.

- So, you left me over the weekend. - That's all I've been doing. - Oh, you've been doing-- - Did you have a restful weekend? - What did I do?

“I feel like I can't remember what I did this weekend.”

- Did you watch anything? Did you make any art?

- Oh my god, what did I do this weekend?

- I'm really, I'm really doing my like, taking my 10,000 steps seriously and I started doing 12, 330 again. - Okay, I told you you only need 7,000. - Okay, well, my 10 is important to me.

“- Are you doing it outside or on your walking pad?”

- A little bit of both. Josephine used my walking pad the other day for a Daphne video with the TSA bin that I ordered on Amazon and there are a couple of gigulars that were like, you put a TSA bin on your walking pad.

And I'm like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. - That was my art. - That was creative. That was creative magic.

“- That was just working with what you've got at home.”

- Yes. - Perfect. - We like feel it, we're all like heck of feeling. Thank you guys so much for giggling with us. We love you so, so, so, so much, say happy and healthy.

- Yeah. - I had a dozen, I told them to order me Italian food, halfway through the podcast. - Hannah, I have a chicken farm waiting for me at home. We're not sisters, Hally, we're twins.

- We're twins. (laughing) - Bye. (upbeat music)