Giggling about group chats, social media, and cortisol spikes

- Sub big lose. - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi. - Manifest, I shouldn't. - He can't be managed. (laughing)

(upbeat music) - I'm in the day just got away from me.

- If you're watching, first.

- Take a breather. - Welcome.

“- Sorry I'm more in the same outfit as you.”

- I was on FaceTime with Hannah. She saw me get dressed. - See, this is where there are two sides of her story. Yes, I technically saw you, but I wasn't processing. - I was looking at myself in FaceTime.

- Right. - I was like, oh, she's wearing a white shirt. That's like a great idea. - And glasses and black pants. Or what are you wearing on your feet?

- And that's why we're different. (laughing) - Like my comfortable sandals. - I'm okay, I'm okay. - Obviously we're alive.

Like we see the internet, we see it. We know it's going on. And this is Gagly squads, which is funny. - 'Cause we have to laugh through. - If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

- Yes. - Yes. - So we will say, obviously Sierra is our real friend in real life, so we have been talking to her, consoling her, we are behind her 100%.

We would never capitalize or monetize off

of our friend's heartbreak. - We love you Sierra as the one and only guess that's ever been on Gagly squads, who's a woman besides a couple cat psychics. - I'm sorry, Trevor Wong, whatever.

- We kind of just erase you from history. (laughing) We're like, we never had a guess except one time a red head of man came in and the girls rioted.

Anyway, I digress, digress, butt. He, the last, and this is the last thing I'm gonna say about it. - I'm gonna say that. - Then this is the final thing I'm gonna say about it, because Sierra is a strong intelligent, capable woman.

She will speak her truth when it is her time. I would never speak for her. And also this is reality TV. Like, there is very concrete reasons on why Hannah and I are no longer a part of reality TV.

It's one of the scariest things you can ever do in your entire life. And it's partly why we created Gagly squads.

“So, yeah, I think this is an example of how”

like what actually is going on in people's lives is far crazier than anything they ever show. - Yeah. - And I think Gagly squads was created after us seeing how they wanted to pick fights

and how they wanted to pick people. And we felt like so much was on the cutting floor and they weren't showing the things that they should show. They wouldn't show. And Gagly squads were we could just be ourselves and laugh.

And I do have to just shout out, Sierra, that I was supposed to be beefing with her from the second I met her.

Like, we should have never had a chance.

Like it was immediate like you to need to fight over a man. On the second I met her, I looked through the eye and we were like, I love you, you love cats. I fuck with you and she's like a cat wring on. - And she's had my backs since the day I met her

and I feel the same way towards her so I love you. - So since I've been trying to be off my phone, I deleted my apps. - Yeah, that's all me tonight. - Oh, I deleted the calculator.

- Also, I don't run the deafening disorder account. I need to say that. I just need to say that because I don't run it. I don't know who runs it. Shout out to their can of a game, but it is not me.

So please, up tagging me. - Are you sure it's not deaf, you know? (laughs) - And let me just give like one little snippet. - Yeah, our group chat is better than yours.

It's popping off. - Okay, I'd be jealous too. And I, what do you think I'm wearing glasses? I've been in the investigation. People being like pages silent, pages silent.

- We're like married Kate and Ashley and those trench coats, that does. You can re-watch that movie if you wanna actually see what we've been up to. - And here's one of the things that I also wanna say

is like we really do know the importance of female friendships and one thing that was happening like when I was going through a breakup after all was said and done.

“I think I called Hannah one day and I was just like,”

thanks for letting me talk about the same situation for the past seven months and just like going over it again with me and going over it again with me. So like we are real friends. So if you think that I haven't gone over the same scenarios

so many different times over the past year with my girlfriends like you're crazy. Like it is weird to see things on the internet because you're like those are my real girlfriends. So yeah, I'm gonna react differently

than to the people that are just natural viewers. You don't know them. Like and I'm no longer on the show so I'm not. - So there is like whenever you post something it becomes a news article where it's like

that's not what you want. - Right. - You guys donate a shit ton to the food bank. I posted a food bank and it's a story. And everyone, they're all donating.

So the New York City Food Bank is very happy for everyone who-- - Oh my gosh, gosh.

- Look, this is a good point because a couple of weeks ago I had made a t-shirt for St. Jude, for just like something like in-house that they were doing. We didn't like post about it really

“because it was like for something they were doing.”

Like the hospital. But so many people DMs about the t-shirt so we are gonna put them on the Daphne website and then obviously all the money will go to St. Jude's but I've become like a partner with St. Jude

and I'm gonna do more with them throughout the year. But, hi, how are you? - Good day. Some stuff went down. - Yeah.

- We were together. - Uh-huh. - Working. - I was too women do and stuff starts going down and I'm like, "Pidge, I just dropped my music video."

And you were like, "Hey babe, not now." (laughs) You were like, "Hey, you know when a mom's like, "trying to have a conversation with a adult?" And someone's like, "Mom, mom, mom."

- She's like, "I'm speaking, I'm speaking." - I'm speaking. - I'm speaking. - I literally'm like, "I'm on the phone." - She's taking, she's press is calling her

and she's having to, like, "And I'm like, "Mom, mom, "hey, what's this? "Wait, what could I do?" I'm like, "I'm trying." (laughs)

I go, "Look at how I can do, look at how I can do."

“And she looks at me and she's like, "What are you talking about?”

"It's my world premiere." And she goes, "I thought this was a joke, "and I go, it's not." It's a music video that I really produce. - I thought it was a bit. - Okay, well, it's not. And then I go, "Can you watch it?"

Now I do have to say, the pain of watching someone watch something you're full of-- - Thank you so much. - The hell you watched. - You were over my shoulder. - I waterboarded you, but the funniest part about it is,

like, you don't realize, so someone else is watching something, how long it actually is. 'Cause when you're watching it through someone else's eyes, it actually is like, "Dog years." I'm so sorry, that was the longest music video I've,

I mean, if the only one I've ever done, 'cause it was unnecessary, like, 40 seconds too long. - Paul Wall is gonna call in a minute. I mean, it's kind of crazy. - So that, like, someone else came in the apartment,

and I was like, "Hey, what's going on?" And I go, "I just dropped my music video." And page is like, "Hand a shut the fuck." - I was like, "Sat, telling people." - Let's get to, like, something like--

- It's like why you're actually stressed. - No, lads. When I'm on my iPad at night, I know no bounce. (laughing) Sometimes I'm like, "It's time to take that iPad away."

- When you tell me, "Hey, don't go on so shows." I'm still alive and a human, so we're like, "I'm gonna be on my phone." So I'm pulling up Pinterest. I'm on Amazon.

I'm shopping, and all of this and I get it in my head. Now, simultaneously I'm thinking about how there's a pile of clothes in my closet that I need to hang up and put away. It's just like I'm thinking like closet mode.

I'm getting, I'm like, "Should I organize something?"

- Also, you never need to organize

you can come over to my place, too. If you ever just-- - Let's not push it. - But when you're trying to be off your phone, I'm like crazy.

- You think it's happened? - I fed the cat. - Called my grandma, literally. I met my brother for the third time. - I learned how to read.

- I've ever heard of a steamer closet. - It's a closet dress for steaming. - Your self or for clothes. - Clothes. - I wonder what would happen if you got in it.

Probably nothing good. But I've only ever seen one in person at Amazon, like at the Amazon studio. They have one in one of the green rooms, and you can throw your outfit in there, whatever.

- And you close the door. - And you close the door. It looks-- it's basically like a drag cleaner at home. So I'm doing some research and looking them up. $2,000, I think.

- It is a little steep, but let me girl math it for a second.

How much time would I save? - Seaming my clothes and not bringing things to the drag cleaners, using this little-- - And as a CEO of a business. - And as someone that owns a fashion brand,

I should be price. - And I do have to say, it's the right off. I look like an accountant right now. - And that's why I thought of that. - So I purchased that.

And right now it's in my foyer, because it's so fucking-- - Yeah, you know, that's like when you order a dollar. - That's a dollar. - No idea. I haven't even--

“I'm honestly, I'm actually waiting for my dad to come over.”

So that an adult knows how to get the perfect thing for a dad to do, but I know he's gonna be like that. - What the hell is this? He's gonna love it, which brings me to my next point. I'm hosting my first holiday this year, this Sunday.

Jesus has risen, I'm hosting Easter. - Which? ♪ God has died ♪ ♪ Jesus has risen ♪ - You just make a nice past.

♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ - Wow, sorry, I'm a singer. - Well, and you know what? - Reminds coming soon. - Realize.

Now that many people celebrate Easter, I feel like. - Um, like, no, like I'm saying, even the people that, like, that is her real challenge do. - Yeah, but I feel like some people, like, a lot of people don't make it a big deal.

- Yeah, I feel like we're growing up for sure. There was, like, Easter egg hunts. Once my nanomade, jello Easter eggs. And I guess they, like, went down a little too easy. I had, like, 14 of them, and then I threw up in the car

and it was all, like, green. It was just, like, green, and, like, I still haven't lived it down. My dad brings it up all the time. And it was actually traumatic.

I've never had jello sense.

You're coming to my Easter.

No way, I'm so excited there won't be.

“I'm trying to get does to dress up as the Easter bunnies.”

- The Easter bunnies. - They're bunny, which we almost did, but we kind of messed it up in our pitch. - Well, I should have said that it was my idea. - Yeah, if you wanted it, he would have done it,

but he knows it just me, just messing with him. - I'm not cooking. I'm catering. - Yeah. - So, like, am I hosting?

- Yes, you are. - I mean, there's just about 20 people. - Having people in your space is an emotional exhaustion. - Yeah, like, last night I was like, I don't have any ice buckets.

- I don't know. - How am I hosting? - Do you have garbage? - No, I spoke it. - Do you have enough garbage bags for when people

just like toss their cup around or they-- - I have enough garbage bags. - Okay. - Look at me trying to host. (laughing)

- That's the one thing I worry about. - People really, I don't know how people do this all the time. - People get mad about garbage. - People get mad about garbage. - I also texted you, 'cause Des was gonna be gone all weekend

and then I was like, wait, he's actually gonna be around. Can he come and you go imagine if I said no? (laughing)

“- No, but he would've been so funny as the bunny”

because he does like a character art and he'd give it, he would give it as all. - I feel like if the suit's there-- - Yeah, I might just Amazon it and be like, oh my god, did you order?

- I'd be like, "Begin' my assistant, we'll see." - We'll see. - Maybe I'll do it. - I feel like that's really what you've been gunning. - I know, but I want--

- I want Kim to sort both of us back me. - Well. (laughing) - Wait, I envisioned me and Kim with some wine in the corner talking shit about you.

Like that's what I envisioned. - Hannah texted me today like out of nowhere and was like, "Kim's waiting for this email." And I was like, "Who?" Like I literally didn't know when she was talking about

and Hannah was like, "You're mom!" And you were like, "Waiting for an email" and she was like, "I bet your mom's waiting all so." - I hate who I become in these social events because again, I'm gonna be like,

"Oh, like, you have to socialize." But I think I'm gonna be excited. - You actually said to me in the other day, "Don't worry, I'm gonna leave before I get serious." Like, Jesus is actually gonna rise in my apartment.

I'm like, what part is it getting serious? It's taking me with you. I don't wanna say when it's, when's it serious? - You're like, "Don't worry, I'm gonna scoot out." - Right before.

- Like before, why? - Before Chris rises. - Yeah. - Is there anything that I should know about it before like to prep?

Is there a, what are you gonna wear? - Pastels, right? - Pastels, right? - Oh, there's a thing. (laughing)

- It is business casual. - No, I'm just, it's Easter brunch. - Yeah, it's Easter brunch. - I'm gonna be in this yellow Gucci dress that I saw at Kate Blarenchett.

- Just a good chest pain. - Got it. - I saw her wear it on the cover of a magazine and I was like, "That dress needs to be mine." And so I'm gonna wear that for Easter.

- What's come wearing? - You know I don't know. - Speak your moms when they were cut a bob. - And how is that? Is she different?

- She's gorgeous. - Well, she's sending me a lot of selfies. - She's loving it. - I saw the pics it cut. - That we posted a big boost got to count.

What do you think? - Gorgeous. I love it. - Not for you. - It is for me.

- You're not ready now. - You're not ready.

- I think here's what I think.

In like a couple years, she's post wedding. - She's in children around. - She's pre-children. - Oh, pre-children. - She's post wedding, but she's pre-children.

Somewhere in there. - I feel like if you're nervous about getting an ugly haircut, do it when you're pregnant. - My mom shaved her head when she was pregnant, it was iconic. - Yeah, but she was in New York City in 19200.

- She did it. - She did it. - She did it in the middle of all guests. - Yeah, she was eight months in the summer. - So in terms of what I'm gonna wear,

does I know what will look cute? He's got it like the preppy look. Me, I don't wanna wear something that upsets anyone. - Okay. - I don't wanna take the attention away

from Christ or Lord and Savior. - Right. - 'Cause it's not about me. - Yes. - I'm not the main character.

- Yeah. - And do you wanna make your an Easter basket? - Yes. - Do you have a chocolate bunny? - Hell, my no-no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- I've been ordering. - We have bunny animals. - I'm gonna bring it 'cause I need to bring it away. - I need to bring it away. - 'Cause I was like, oh my god, my mom's gonna come and be like, what is this table scape?

So I need to like impress my mom with my table scaping. - Oh my god, I'm so nervous for you. - No, it's so stressful. - No. - And let me tell you something, there's not a lot of Easter stuff out there for boys.

Try doing an Easter basket for a little boy. It's really hard. - Just get them dirt. So anyway, a couple rocks.

“- So that's what I've been doing while I've been staying”

off my phone. I've been ordering steamer closets and looking at how to fold a napkin into bunny ears. And so we're really thriving. - You know who's not thriving?

- Yeah. - Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake. - Like this is either I'm in a different timeline and this is a Mandela effect. Or I've seen this news article.

- Did you just bring up Mandela effect?

- Yeah, never done that, I'm in this squad.

- You're never on TikTok and you're like, and people are like, what timeline are you in? If you remember this, then you're on this timeline. - You smoke weed.

- Thank God. - Thank God. - I don't have any vise. - No, thank God. - You have my vise and you're like,

can you please stop face to face? (laughing) - Well, we can't stop. Sometimes you face, I mean,

“and I feel like your mom, I'm like, are you okay?”

(laughing) - First, tell me what's going on. - What did you do? - You know, mom has that voice, like you answer the phone, she like immediately knows,

like either something's going on with you that you're sad or like you did something. - You're like, what is in your mouth? - What happened? - Give me your, give me what's in your mouth.

- Let it out. - Let it out. - Let it out. - That is like how I feel like I have to talk to you sometime. - I'm like, what did you do?

- What did you do? - It's really texting, DMing all day, smoke, smoke, signal, all day. So then when I do the FaceTime,

it's always something, well,

first of all, my invisible ink text have gone ramped, but I still don't know how to send it, because people don't talk about, if you're talking to a friend, like what your usual medium is to talk,

and then they FaceTime you, you're like, oh, this is serious. - But also, I don't do it for work. Like, I've never FaceTime you overwork stuff. - Yeah.

- Or like a green text. (laughing) - I think it's a good degree. - It's like a Wednesday. - That goes through grace.

(laughing)

“- I think you Snapchated me a couple months ago.”

- It's actually crazy in the year 2026. Like, okay, we could say that we've been addicted to our phones for how many years. - Sorry, I was on my phone, would you say? (laughing)

- Like, when do you think your addiction really start 10 years ago? - I wasn't addicted in college, I know that, 'cause my blackberry broke, and I was like, who cares?

Like, I literally was like, whatever. And I got addicted. I will remember in like, 2015 seeing that like, people started to make crazy money. That's when I started my forks and fitness account.

- Oh, right, we can't forget. And I knew that you can use social media to like build businesses. And then when I started working, when I started working for batches in like 2017,

I was private. Like, I, I would just want to be a video producer. - Oh, no way. - Yeah, so when I was working for them, I had like no followers,

and I was just creating on their stuff. - Yeah. - And then I started like writing jokes. - So I feel like if I had like a full, I would say, yeah, probably around the same time,

like 20, when I started like graduated college and then started like working. So like 2016, 2015, 2016, the world went bad. - There's this new thing called dumb phones,

which is fun, where it's basically like flip phones

that people can use. People are trying to solve it.

“They're like, can I have a phone with no social media?”

But then it's like, if you have access to the internet, then you're social, like, right now it's gone the right way. Or phones that are just text and calling, but then it's like, you need GPS, you might need your email. - I kind of feel like we should do it

like once a month for a week. Like legitimately knock on any social media, except for like Pinterest. - When like things are in a certain situation, I just get off my phone for two weeks.

- Yeah. - I highly recommend it. If it's literally like getting off a drug, we're like the first four hours are difficult. You're like, yeah.

- Grabbing the phone, you're going for it. - And what? - It's just like a habit, like a sensation, like a fixation, a world fixation. - It's like wanting to get a cigarette, but you can't.

- Yes, yes. - And then you get past that a little bit and then you realize, I'm gonna have a husband. - Yeah. - Thank you for talking to him.

And then you fix our thing of plans. You're like maybe I should call someone like look at what you were saying. - Maybe I should do something fun. Like I was like, what other hobbies can I do?

- 'Cause also the algorithm, I don't care how well you curate it.

You're always gonna see something that like,

a sense of girls. - Yeah. - It makes you feel something you shouldn't feel in that moment. - Right.

- Whether it's like grief or something or anger. It's like, can we just keep the cortisol levels? - I'm not called as Alzheimer's. - Can you tell them the story? - Okay, you know, that crazy guy

that does like the looks maxing and he's like 20 years old and he takes math. - Lamas on or something? - No, like literally. - He was like, it's gay to like be attracted to women.

That's why he said. - Also, he's like, not good looking still. - His name is a little twerp. - I wanna say clap a call, but it's not, it's not clap a call.

- Yeah, but it's like, - That particular. - Clivicular. - Clivicular. - Okay.

- Which I don't even know, whatever. - He got arrested, what did he got arrested for? He got arrested for like basically, what is it called when you like incite violence? Like he made these two girls like basically fight.

I think so I think he did get arrested and then like possibly going to jail. But I don't even, I just like saw that clip, but I saw a video and he's like a streamer. Which I still don't understand.

- I don't know what a streamer is. - I do not get it. Like I don't understand. - I know that man watched other men play video games sometimes. - Which I think is...

- You know what? - You know what? - That gets you through the day. - It's just like on the way. - And watch whatever you watch.

- Watch someone play Superman.

and where you watch streamers.

Like I don't get what it, I don't get it. - I think it's on Yahoo. - But whatever, he's like streaming and he's like fighting with some girl. I don't know if it's his girlfriend or not.

But he says to her. - I'm not court is all spiking. - And right when I heard it, I was like, that's how you brainwashed it. - And next time I face time, you can you answer like that

and be like, "I'm not court is all spiking right now."

“So I don't know what you have to say to me,”

but I work for you to do it. - I don't want to hear it. - Here's one thing, another thing I will say. I had a woman who I like work with, reached out to me the other day and say.

- I don't know. - Come on, who knows me? - He said, "Oh my God." - Contented me. - He wants it from me. - No, because I believe just because you can contact me, it doesn't mean I have to contact you back

and I fully implement that. - But she reached out to me and she was like, "I just want to let you know. I listened to Giggly Squad and I was deciding between going to a new job and like,

and I heard you say how much you like bet on yourself when you guys were on tour and like the different decisions that you had to make and I just want to let you know. I ended up deciding to like go in a new path and like take a new job and like bet on myself.

And I was like, "Oh, I forget people listen to us." - I go, "Oh, that was really inspirational." - I felt like that was so nice and also... - We don't want everyone to quit their jobs. It's just like, "If you were ready or teeter, right?"

- No, no. - It wasn't that. It was like, you didn't have a big decision whether it's like job or relationship or anything. And you're like, "What should I do?"

Like, I just always think like the universe will reward you.

Not for picking the harder thing, but picking the thing that's most you. - Even if it's scary. - You guys, the universe does reward you and sometimes if you're in pain

and you're going through something hard, that means something good's happening after. - And I was very much in a situation where I was like, I knew I didn't want to stay on reality TV for so many reasons,

but I was also so scared to not be on it. But I was just like, "Ooh." - Also, as I said before, 75% of statistics are wrong, but 44% of women are in the workforce to men. And only around 33% have leadership roles.

“And that's why a lot of women are starting their own companies”

because the patriarchy is still alive and well in the workforce. And sometimes you're like, I cannot watch these guys who are mediocre, keep getting promoted ahead of me. And I'm just going to do my own shit

'cause I'm sick of being taken advantage of. So going to corporate learn everything you have to learn and we support you. You know, another reason that I bet that older men are like, starting today, even younger women today

is because women are like making more money than them. And so they can really only go after like 25 year olds. - It does remind me of all those TikToks of girls who were like corporate so funny 'cause I walk in and I'm just like working with someone's dad.

I'm like Edward, Edward, did you forward the chart? - Yeah. - Wait, I forget that like there are people's jads that I like had on mon e-mail's with. - That I'm like, do better.

(laughing) - I have a current vocal stem. - Yes. - Have you seen the Kendall tool video of Peloton where she's like, getting banned?

- Yeah. - Ooh, getting banned. We don't do that here. We don't tolerate that disrespect. - Ooh.

- Getting banned. - I need you with them. - I can't stop. - See, I have to scroll. - It's a fucking match because I immediately feel like I'm in.

- Did you ever go through that New York City light? - It was like, it was just, it was Soul Cycle Fly Wheel. - And then what was the other one? - There was another one. - There was another one.

- No, I feel like there was like another one that was like trending that went out of season. - This is my thing. I've been so physically and mentally abused during police athletics that like,

I've never wanted to be yelled at by someone.

Also, I don't have no rhythm, but like when you go to a Soul Cycle class and you see the girls in the front with their bouncy set. - Yeah.

- I was like, that's an art form that like, I'm not even gonna try to tackle. That looks like it would take years. - I was like three fly wheel classes because like the guy I was dating at the time,

“I was like, "You should go, you would get us like,”

"I love it." - I love all the different versions of Paige. - They were 20s. - But also, it's a one woman shot. - Okay.

- Like, he was versatile. - Sorry that I had range. Okay. You could plot me anywhere with anyone and I could talk to them and I had a great time.

- I do have some single friends though that like, they're doing their range. Like, they're deciding like, "Oh, I'm gonna date like a crocodile hunter." Like whatever, but some of them are,

'cause I'm married and bored. - Yeah. - I'm like, I trust her and like, she's living life and she's bringing the stories. Like, you need a friend in your group

who's like, in that time of her life. - Well, I'm just like such a big proponent

and I feel like I had like, boy, friends,

“be like, it's a really mean thing to say.”

Like, I knew when I would break up with whoever, I wasn't done going out. And I'd be like, "Sorry, I'm not done being for the streets." Like, I'm not done going out. - I'm trying on different shoes.

- Yeah, like, I don't want you to ask me like, where I am every single night and keep tabs on me. Like, I, when a shoe doesn't fit, you keep going through the aisle. - When I was like 27, 28,

if you had proposed to me and I had gotten married. - I didn't, I mean. - No, I'm just saying, like, in the ethos. - Yeah. - I would have been divorced.

- Yeah. - Make a no situation when I, 'cause I would have seen other girls out and I would have been like, "Take me with you."

- Okay, now that all the non-gaglers are gone, we'll tell you the real thing. (laughing)

- 'Cause you remember in the air?

- In the air? - And that 25 minutes. - I like the stuff, whether not signing anything. - Okay, this is what's going on. - Do you have anything else on your docket?

- No, where's the news?

“Pickleball has been added to the Olympics for 28.”

- Wait, was the kickcat thing faker real? Was it an April Fool's joke, can I? - Oh, we got don't point at me. - Sorry, I don't know. - How pissed are you about Pickleball though?

- Look, do you feel like it's coming for your art? - I support women in the arts, totally. - I personally haven't played it 'cause I'm afraid I'll get addicted and then the tennis community will be mad at me.

- Okay. - It's just interesting. - I don't have any, honestly, I don't have an opinion. - Difference between Pickleball and Paddle. - Paddle's more respected, it's European.

- Got it. - It's summer Olympics. - Great question. It should be, it's really, I, all the tennis players - So Pickleball is going to be in the next summer Olympics.

- Yeah, but like, they've had breakdowns. They like, it's not even like a big, like, you could have anything in the Olympics if they have like a good marketing team. - Really?

- Yeah, you could have fuckin' Kitten Hill walking. (laughs) - I'm not kidding. - Kitten Hill. (laughs)

- Which I'm not gonna make this game. - Why is this a great thing Kitten Hill walking? - Sorry, I'm doing my Kitten Hill walk. - Okay. - Wait, I want to do it.

- You have to go through a committee. You have to like present why your sport should be in the Olympics, what? Like I would think that there's like,

“yeah, you have to like give the head of a pig”

to the person who invented the Olympics. Like I don't know, I'm thinking there's like a whole rigmarole situation. - A drag should be in the Olympics. - A hundred percent.

- I would think drag should be in the Olympics. Let's go, Rue. - Now I talk. - Put it on the docket, put it on the docket. - No, but the break dancing thing was,

we don't talk about it. And we skipped, we moved on so quickly. - I mean, I made my whole identity for like six months. - Like really, when you break it down, someone like broke into the Olympics,

it was the highest. - I break it down, no pun intended. - Oh, and she couldn't, she could not break it down. - That's crazy. - Every now and then I check her Instagram.

- What is she doing? - I don't know, I think she was kind of-- - You were really connected to it with her. - Yeah, I think she's still fighting the good fight. She's like, people misunderstood me.

She was like, you know what I mean? - You understand, I was edited. (laughing) I got a bad edit. - People are really mad at Talentee.

- Four? - I love how worked up you just got 'cause they came for your Talentee. - Wow, one of them around at them four. - It's like impossible to open up until I didn't know.

(laughing) - Now you have my ears. - So like the way it is a cool, what's it called? - Container. - Yeah, it's a cool container pint.

But to open it, like when it's in the freezer, it gets like impossible.

So there's always videos of people taking like nail guns

and like knives and doing all these crazy things open. But then part of me is like, maybe it's good 'cause you know, no one ever needs ice cream. - No one's ever been like, if I don't get the ice cream right now, I'm gonna die.

- We've a lot of pregnant listeners. So San Tanto's down on that. And I've never been pregnant and there have been times where I'm like, if I don't get the pistachio, not the mint, I know they're both green.

Use your eyes. Like if you've ever tried to order, I'm actually getting pissed. If you've ever tried to order a pint of ice cream on Instagram or Uber eats or whatever your medium is

and you get a man and he just gets because it's green. - I'm like, if you get me mint, I will riot. Mint is disgusting. Mint with chocolate is so vial to me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like minty though. No, but what I'm saying is there are those moments where like, I could see you like trying to open this down. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, like put it under hot water.

- I'd be like, do I, do I actually use right now? - Of course, this is just an impulse. Is it three of them? - Yeah. - I'm also a savory girl.

- What are you? - I'm not like-- - I'm not a cheeseburger. - I want it. - Yeah.

- Like all wake up in the morning and be like,

“he took great day to have cheesecake later.”

- It does tell me that he used to wake up at like six a.m. and go to his freezer and eat like a layer of the ice cream, but it's so his parents couldn't tell so he would like delicately layer of it and do it every day.

- One time when I was a little I stole like a thing of frosting and I just like kept it in my bed. - Yeah. - Because like frosting doesn't go bad. And one day my mom was like, "Why do you have this?"

And I was like, "I don't know." - She brought me frosting. I guess it doesn't go bad. - It does that.

- I had a friend whose mom never let her have candy.

So I went in her bed one day and she was like, "Look at this, and under her bed she had tons of candy." And I was like, "Just climb my house. "My mom lets us have candy whenever we want it." - Yeah, I was saying we were like,

"Why don't know if we knew?" - The Italian households they love a cup of chocolate when you walk in. - Yeah, like, we were like, "No, we were all crocheting." You don't want like, frameria on a crocheting.

(laughing) - Thinking about hosting, like now I get why my mom was so crazy when we were younger. Like, I could sit in the living room and hear like, "Oh, someone's coming over and she's like,

"We don't have a cake!" (laughing) - Where's the side of the layer, damp? - It's like, "What do we have?" And my parents keep a frozen cheesecake in them.

- I'm in the garage, in case someone comes over, what's it called?

She's like, "Bring out the fondue."

(laughing) The fondue mountain. She's like, "I'm nothing to serve them." - I think you're gonna be the hostess with the most. - No, I'm very excited.

I'll definitely put some picks in the newsletter because I'm really working on my tablespoon. And I hope that my mom is proud of me. - I know. - And I've seen all of the packages coming out.

- And like, it's early, like, my brunch show to ten. - And do you want my help? Or do you think I'm gonna be actually distracted? - No.

“- Yeah, just, oh, see, that's what I'm trying to do.”

- That's what you're gonna tell people that why don't you help and I go, 'cause I would have made it. - 'Cause I would have made it. - You'll see my mom and you'll be like,

"We haven't talked. Let's get into that." - Kimberly?

- Oh, Kimberly, I'm so excited to see her.

- I just can't believe we, you watch me get dressed on FaceTime. - Who are better? (laughing) - The funniest things we both have perfect vision.

- This isn't saying of us. - Wait, now I feel like this is too bad. Now I feel dumb. - Now I feel the same for the, we don't do that here.

- Bam, we don't do that here. I want to say when other people make fun of page, not be able to read. Like, that'll piss me off. I'm like, okay, she's actually really,

like, you know, many times I've done, like, actually, she's actually really fucking smart. Actually, she's fucking, she's smarter than me, yeah. She's a genius and everyone's like, but you make fun of her saying she can't read every single episode.

I go, 'cause she's a genius. - Get in on the joke. - Leg, we're being sarcastic. - Do you ever get a phone call in the morning?

“And you have to answer, but do you try to pretend”

like you're not asleep all the time? - Like you didn't just wake up. - What's your, what's your strategy? - Oh, come on. (laughing) - You just wake up?

- Yeah, and I go, no, I'm sick. Oh, that's a good one. Sometimes I'll give, like, oh, kitty, like, was up all night. (laughing) - Kidding, like, so we're like, the fuck I was.

- You know, I've been sleeping for 20 hours. - I'm like, sorry, I've been just writing. - No, but, but we are creatives. - Yes. - So we do stay up a little bit later,

because we don't have a traditional, puss, as they say. - Not to call you out, you were quite productive this morning, though, over text. - Well, I was mad about something.

- Oh, like, I literally separately texted Grace, and was like, it's page, like, okay, and she's-- - If you piss me off, I'll be at the gym in eight a.m. - When I'm mad, things are getting done. - Oh, I'm turning into my mom.

- Oh, my God. - Wait, I actually just had a moment. I'm gonna start crying. - 'Cause, not like, actually. But, like, you know when you're younger

and, like, your mom's pissed off about something and you're, like, fuck, like, she could pick up any, like, there's anything could happen if she's gonna go off. Whenever my mom would get mad, I feel like she was like,

come in my room and, like, and this is just all over the place, and you're like, okay, like, that's, it's been all over the place, but that's me. Like, if something pisses me off and I can't, like, take it out on that, that's really bad.

I should talk about it in therapy. - Look at it down. - Look at us realizing things. - Oh, my God. - That was really healthy.

- Yeah, because I'll wake up and be, like, and guess what else isn't working? - The TV. - So, figured out. - Like, anything could set me off.

- Yeah, that's like when you're pouring your coffee and like a little milk spills in your days,

- Can I get a day?

- I'm speaking of, woman of stem of the week.

(laughing) Her name is @Emani on the track. Shoutout, she follows me. That was pretty cool. - Why do I feel like a, a, a, a, a, a radio DJ shoutout, like, that's not easy.

- Emani on the track, shoutout, um, she's doing, do you wanna crow poses? - Okay, if you're a yogi, a crow poses of a hard, a, a, a, a, a heart pose. - Okay. - And she's doing a side crow pose,

which you can only imagine. (laughing) - I absolutely can't. (laughing) - No, what is that? (laughing) - If you don't mind, you can go with you. - It's like usually I can follow you, but this one I,

she's doing a side crow pose, okay. And then her head is like floating, okay. And then she's sipping up her all sprites, okay.

“And I think that earned woman of stem of the week.”

- Okay. - 'Cause like, you're doing yoga again. - Okay, and you're getting drunk. - Okay, you're still drinking up her all sprites. Like do you think I still think her was just,

that's the difference between me and you. - What do you mean? - Don't play in a sense. - I don't like up her all sprites. - Okay, because I was gonna say

aesthetic girls love apropos sprites because of the flatlay, 'cause the color is so nice. - I think it tastes like Robitasa. - It does, but it looks so hydrating. - It looks like Gatorie Zero.

- And I try it every summer. - Every day this is the summer that I love apropos sprites. - Yeah, I want to be a girl who likes apropos sprites, but here we are.

- No, I wanna be a girl that can get drunk and not. - Get hungover. - No, it's not even that I would take the hungover. - I don't even get to the point of being drunk and having fun.

- Like I'm already like, I'm like sorry, I have to go have to throw up, like I can't see this. - Shout out to another girl who got women of STEM of the week. - What's the color when you didn't win,

“but you got runner up, she got runner up.”

She thought sort of in your name's MG. She's like, when you're about to get proposed to, but you don't know and you're not getting out of the pool. And it's her friend filming her. We're like, you know when you get in the pool

and you're like, this one's doing for next eight hours. - And she's like doing mermaids. - She's doing handstand. - She's having a day. - She's having a day.

She's flapping around and everyone's like, when is she gonna get a little full, like he's got proposed to her. And I feel like that is girlhood and that makes me so happy.

- That's so neat, you. - That's so mean. - If I am like a sleep and like does what can we up to propose to me? I was like, can I get like an hour more sleep?

And then we could do this. - If and when I get engaged, I feel like it's gonna be really hard to surprise me. - Even if you did it successfully, you still would smell it off him.

- 100% and here's the other thing. I'm asking my mom and my mom's telling me. - Yeah. - Like if I have a vibe and I say mom, do you know anything about this?

She's telling me.

“- Can I also see something controversial?”

- Yeah. - If your guy does surprise you? - Yeah. - That means he's a liar and you're cheater. (coughs)

- He's gonna be good, sign. - If he's that good and adding something from you, I don't wanna marry you. - Well, I wanna clunky. - I do think it's a red flag

if you're getting engaged to someone and no one knows like he's doing it and he hasn't told any of your friends. - Any of your friends, he hasn't asked your dad. I mean, not everyone does the like ask your dad thing,

but it does do the ask your dad thing. - Well, that was actually really funny story.

I was in the bathroom as I always am.

- Yeah. - With the door open. - It's right next to the garage and this was in the garage with my dad and they're speaking very loud.

And of course I can overhear them and he basically was like, "Hey, can I, like, - Oh my God, you never told me that so you heard him ask." - I've literally heard it and my heart's saying goes, "This is so annoying."

And then of course my dad goes, "Yeah, she's your problem now, making a joke." - Okay. - They're laughing and I'm like, "What the fuck?" And then my dad walks in, tells my mom.

So even if I hadn't heard that, I then hear him telling my mom, like my, my New York family, so fucking loud. - Oh my God. - No one can see that.

Then I get out of the bathroom and I'm like, "Hey, I heard everything." So how quickly from then to when he did it? - Maybe like one or two months, but the funny thing that happened is we were in West Hampton

and he kept being like, "I need to go to the city." And I felt like it was for a reason for the thing. And we had to go to the city and we were fostering like really shy pit bulls, like pit bulls that needed help.

And he opens the door to go to the city and this pit bull runs out in the bathroom.

- Yeah, and but we basically are like chasing a huge pit bull

around West Hampton. - It's a nightmare. - And with the, it ends up taking like two hours and does is like normally pretty common. These situations and he, I could tell he's like freaking out

and I'm like, "We're gonna get the dog, it's fine." Like there's nowhere for the dog to go. Like we're on an island. - Yeah. - And we get the dog and I find out later.

- He had an appointment to get the ring. So he was like freaking out and I'm here just laughing 'cause the dog, like we just tried to get the dog

And I think it's so funny and he's like,

"Not the dog!" - Okay.

“- I really think my dog's gonna be like,”

"No." - Uh, my dad was like, "Are you ready to go to Twitch?" - Yeah, I think my dog's gonna be like, "Uh, let me ask my wife and we'll let you know." I know for a fact that he's gonna be like,

"Yeah, I don't like this at all." - He's gonna be like, "What'd you say?" - You don't even know what? I don't think he's been nervous for it because anyone I date my dad's like,

she's just playing. - I think she's just happened fine. I think he doesn't take anything. - I think you're in the past. Hasn't had like a moment to even like talk to your dad

like that. He's watching the news in the other room. - No, my dad's not making, he's not available.

- Also, they have to go through me first.

- Yeah. - There's like a lot of steps before you get to your dad. - Totally. - How did we even not fight me first?

“- You have to get a physical altercation.”

- I wish I could bring something up from like TikTok or anything that I saw this week, but I didn't know what happened. I deleted all my apps, yeah. But then I messaged our gen Alpha Z correspondent,

my cousin Andrea, and I said, "Hey, what's going on on TikTok?" She gets me on a voice note with her friend, and they're trying to explain to me about Olivia Rodrigo.

She came out with a new album. - Yeah, but how she was in the same party as Taylor Swift when they famously have beef. - But it was at the same party. - Paul McCartney's party.

And you know who's also there, John Mayer, who Taylor Swift has wrote a lot of stuff about. - And they were, so that was from Andrea, I was like, "What do I say to the good glars?" And they left me like a long thing.

So thank you Andrea for that T, but she doesn't know what it means. At the end of the day, Paul McCartney's like an icon, I think they all wanted to be kind of sorry. - What kind of story?

- He was like a listening part. I don't know, what people do with parties. I don't know. The fact that people in Hollywood who were so rich and famous still want to go to parties,

I'm like, "When does it end?" - Well, you know, that's actually something that's very interesting because I feel like the socializing scene in LA, New York, and Miami is so completely different.

I don't like any of it. I probably not going to any of them. - So that's similar.

“- But like New York is so like you must go to dinner.”

Like what you're famous, do you have any? And I don't know why they're all the sudden brothers. And then it's like out and then it's someone's apartment. - We're like LA, I feel like they-- - Pretty easy house party. - You get just go to someone's house in the middle

of nowhere where there's no cell phone service. - And everyone's like, "What do you do?" - How are you represented by? - And you know here. - I've only gone to like a couple parties in LA,

before one, I did almost get abducted. - Yeah. - Flash murdered. - Another one, me and you spoke to nobody and we're just in the corner. - Oh, almost at.

- One, the dark one, this is like a bar. - Yes. - We got french fries. - Anyway, I did get some. - Okay, now that all the non-giglars are like for sure gone. - I think they thought they were the four.

- For now they are. - I just want to let you go. - I just know.

- Hannah's never told a lie.

- Me and one time the Hannah's lie. - I do have to say, I want us to like actually learn from the situation, yeah, as a whole. - When you feel wronged by someone, or things didn't go well, do not try to get revenge,

do not try to hurt them. - Do not think about them in negative ways. - Yeah. - Literally say thank you. And focus on yourself because the more you attach to the old energy, what they put at you,

they're putting in other people, they're putting towards themselves. - Yeah. - Remove yourself from the situation. And their stuff is gonna be handled. - Yeah. - Leave that to God.

Leave that to whatever you believe in. - Yeah. - Focus on yourself, keep your hands clean. Go to sleep at peace, and I focus on myself. I try to stay out of drama. Occasionally drama comes to me, and I hear about--

- It finds us. - It finds us. - And that's women and arts. - Unless you're a man, then I'm coming for you. - Don't rest. If you've ever dated me, don't rest.

That speech was for girls. Don't rest. - Okay, that's all the people. - Thank you so much, thank you very much. - Bye!