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>> I'm in the day just got away from me.
>> Hello, my guest, Joe, intestinal gigglers, pay to are you. >> I'm peeing for my asshole. >> That's-- [LAUGH] >> That's how I play.
>> I'm the most annoying person to go on vacation with. Like, I truly must be a menace. >> You were complaining about not eating up a dinner. Now you ate, and are dealing with the repercussions. But what happened?
>> So that's in our last night, we're getting appetizers. I see meatballs on the menu. >> You sent me a photo of them. >> I go look how gorgeous these balls are. >> And I wrote a door a ball, I love a little ball.
>> I take a bite, I'm like, oh my god, this is so good. I, my brother gets the same thing.
“I look over at my mom, I'm like, you have to have one of these meatballs.”
I'm a whole meatball in, okay? I cut another one in half. I give it to put it on my mom's plate. It's red sauce on the meatball. So I'm thinking, nothing.
My mom looks at it and she goes, I don't think this is cooked. And my whole face goes white. I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean it's not cooked? And my brother looks at me and he's like, it's not that big of a deal, beef car patchio.
Like, you're literally, like, you're freaking out over nothing. And I'm like, oh, see you're an Italy. Everything is good. >> I'm like, I'm freaking out over nothing. I get back to my room.
I fall asleep at like five a.m. I'm woken up by the own sounds of my stomach. I said, what a little melody, we're playing. And then the gurgling was, I literally woke up I got something going on in the room next door.
What the fuck is that sound? >> Yeah, there's a tornado. >> I run to the bathroom. I'm truly peeing from my asshole. I get up, I'm dizzy.
I'm lightheaded. Like, I'm like, oh my god, I'm going to throw up. I could throw up just talking, I get back in bed, I fall asleep for a couple hours. I'm like, I'm fine.
I just like, my body's so sensitive. Like, I'm literally, I'm fine. I go to the pool all day. I think the heat. And then I had Prisuto and cheese.
And I thought, I'm fine. I can eat this, I had a little bread. I literally had to leave the pool run to my bathroom. Peep from my asshole again. Now I'm cold.
Now I'm getting the shakes. Now I have a fever. I, my head is pounding.
I'm like, here, and here's the thing.
It is a privilege to travel. I am so privileged to get sick on Prisuto. >> I am so blessed in this life that I live. But when people say I love traveling, I don't relate to them because my body is so sensitive.
I can't get thrown off or it's like-- >> So yeah, you don't have your vibrating plate. Like, you don't have to have my stuff. >> There's a lot of things that go into you existing. And you don't just go into hotel room and have everything you need,
even if it's five stars. I'm checking three furbo cameras every 10 minutes. I'm like, I'm such a pain in the ass. >> Can you put a little hex on you? She said, yeah, go have fun.
Go have fun, leave me, leave me at home. >> Every year, there's a pool rule at our hotel that once it hits 2pm, like, kids have to get out of the pool. >> I thought you're going to say pool rule, no diary. I love when they write that, like, someone with diary would be like,
“you know what would be good being in the pool right now?”
>> Well, I'm sitting in the pool and I'm like, I have to go to my room and fart because I'm not having a Hannah Burner in the cup-ree. Okay, and I'm not Hannah Burner in all of the--
>> It's a verb now.
We're about to Hannah Burner this pool.
>> I'm like, I'm not sharding in a Gucci bathing suit. I rather kill myself. At vintage, you can't just buy it if you lose it. Also farting in a pool is so freeing when it's not a shard. Because that's just--
>> This pool, like, it's a big circle pool. And there's, like, random buttons that you can press and, like, jets will come on.
“And the first thing I think of was Hannah”
would freaking love this. And every time I have to pee, I turn the jet off. >> Wait, so, where is your stomach in this moment? Where are we at? >> She's just, like, gurgling a little.
She's, like, I think she's, like, getting better. But now it's just, like, my head, I'm dehydrated. I'm just, like, here's another thing. I realized I'm so goddamn sick of myself. >> Everything's about me all the time.
And I think it's because I'm on vacation with my parents.
We're, like, they're so obsessed with me. I'm, like, I'm not with this bitch. >> Yeah, you're, like, can we get one other topic to talk about a dinner? >> And this year, for whatever reason,
there's so many babies at the pool, like, baby babies. Like, not speaking, like, not even a year old. And I've had, like, >> You're like, can't even have a good conversation. >> [LAUGH]
>> Can't even, not even a hello, how are you? >> And we're gonna get this sentence together. But I've been having such, like, baby fever. I don't know why. And I think it's because I'm sick of my own shit.
>> They, figuratively and literally. >> I do have to say, the only time I've been wanting to have a baby is when I'm, like, I want to deal with someone else's issues. >> Yeah.
>> I'm ready to pour myself into someone else and let myself fade away. >> I do think that's something that kind of happens in your 30s. You're, like, oh, it's me again.
>> Morning, me again. >> [LAUGH] >> Wait, what is that? I feel like you and Cole have been tired.
“And I think that's why people like to have babies”
and people don't talk about it. Your 20s, you're, like, I'm so excited to, like, explore who I am and your 30s, you're, like, >> Yeah, no, why I'm, yeah, I'm good. >> And honestly, I don't fuck with her, so let's.
[LAUGH] >> Right, like, everyone talks about, like, oh, you're biological clock starts ticking. You get so maternal. I'm not feeling that.
I'm feeling like, let's, let's talk about our character into the storyline because I'm, I ran out of storylines over here. I'm sick of them. Also, side note, the Googlers wrote in our YouTube.
They were like, "Hannus, this is a safe space. Let your smile fly, so I'm not gonna cover my smile when I laugh." This episode is so sweet. Not because I'm a sort of feel safe, but because I'm at the point with the smile fiasco, or as people call
the ambassador disaster, [LAUGH] >> The point that it's so cute, it's cute, it's that all. >> Wait, that's adorable. >> Are you just saying shout out to my husband who I love soft launching on Instagram?
Do you notice, like, you've been made for five years. >> I don't put him in any photo, just like you'll see his hands and everyone's like, and his stuff launching. So he's my self-launch baby, but he's distracted me, but he's, again, doing his tough love thing where.
Now I have someone with me, so every, like,
“every, like, 20 minutes, I'm like, do you think it looks better?”
And he's like, I swear to God, if you ask me one more fucking time, he goes, your smile is like a stock. You invest in it, don't check for a year. And I was like, what kind of analogy is that? But he's like, kind of low key, right?
He's like, if you keep checking every day, it's going to be torturous. He's like, come back to me in a month and check it. >> Do you feel, like, it has, like, from when you first got it, do you feel, like, any little, like, a more range of motion?
>> No, but I do feel, like, emotionally. I've come to terms with it a little more, where I'm not like waking up and being, like, oh, my God, I can't smile. I'm like, this is she, this is what I should have. >> It has worn off.
>> The shock has worn off. Also last week, my sweet sweet. Oh my God, I was so determined and hopeful. I was like running, I was going to sauna, I was getting acupuncture, I was doing massages.
I was doing microcurrents. >> Did you do acupuncture in your face? >> Yeah, I did it in my face. >> Oh, how is that? I've never done that.
I've never done it in my face.
>> It's interesting because you do feel, like, kind of a rush of the blood. Like, if you're doing something, totally. I don't think it helped. >> I do feel like acupuncture is one of those things
that, like, it doesn't work unless you did it every day all day. Like, so many girls, I feel like, have recommended it, and I've done it before for, like, certain pain. And I'm like, yeah, I can feel something, but unless I'm doing this three times a week, like,
and this is a lot. >> Yeah, they recommend twice a week, but also, no, I just had so much hope for myself, and I was like, I'm gonna beat this.
I can beat this.
>> You're like, I'm not a statistic.
>> I know, I literally was like, I'm gonna be the one girl that, like, trick turnerves to not do this, 'cause I'm, I'm working so hard at it, and I care. And then I woke up this morning, I said,
bitch, you can't beat Botox. (laughs) >> This is your nerve ending. >> No, it's a chemical. >> It's a poison.
>> You're done, you're done. >> It is kind of crazy though, because that it happened to both of us in such a short amount of time. And now, the gigglers are sending me so many DMs of different stories, like on Instagram
and TikTok of like, it's poison. It's like, (laughs) >> Did you see my mom commented under our video saying, "Don't do drugs." Like, my mom's horrified.
My mom's never touched her face.
Her mom's never touched her face. Her mom's mom's never touched her face. And she's like, yeah, bitch, you put crazy stuff in your face. Of course, something stupid's gonna happen to you. I do implore the filler girls to just do a little research.
Take a look, because God forbid you do something with filler, and then that's it. >> Okay.
“>> That's what you look like, that's, and it's,”
I just like have my mom in the back of my head. Like, if God wanted you to look like that, he would have made you like that. >> Well, yes, I mean, you're searching the island for rosary beads.
>> She said, "It just wanted nice. "You would think that they have rosary beads here, "and they don't." >> She can't find them. She's literally, it's ruining her trap.
>> I guess, because the rosary, no one needs it on vacation, everyone's relaxed. You don't need it rosary on vacation. >> I don't know, but Italy is so funny, because if you look anywhere brand,
namely, there's just like a statue of the Blessed Mother, and you're just like, "Okay, sorry, oh." >> It's like me and Canada, I'm seeing different celebrities on ads that are really famous here. I'm like, "Oh, I didn't know they were big and Canada.
"That's the Blessed Mary, and Italy. "I'm like, "She's huge." >> Every time we go to the pool or anywhere, my dad will say, "Hey, look at that guy. "He's on TV, I think."
And I look over and I'm like, "No, he's just a handsome Italian man." >> And he's not on TV. >> That's just a tan, full head of hair Italian man. >> He's like, "Are you sure? "Let me get another look."
Oh, yeah, maybe you're right. He's literally the things everyone we've seen as a celebrity. Also, can we address the scar Pfizer that broke the internet? >> I knew that my scar Pfizer was gonna be split down the metal.
“And here's the thing about being in Italy and posting content.”
I feel like I post more TikTok videos in Italy because I'm happier. >> Also, you did say you were going on a phone strike. >> And I kind of have because I feel when I post here it's such a time change that I am so disconnected
from the comments or like-- >> 'Cause I'm on a different schedule. So right when I post it, no one's commenting it, 'cause no one's awake. So I do feel very disconnected from the world.
>> Wait, I feel so disconnected from the world here that I haven't even done my skincare routines. >> Night or morning? >> Oh, because skincare doesn't count in Italy? >> I don't know. I just haven't noticed.
I'm like, I don't care. Not doing it. I feel free. >> It's 'cause you're relaxed. I think that's what it is. Haven't done my hair.
I barely put on makeup, I've done like mascara and blush. >> Well, Paige, I don't want to diagnose you, but your skincare is also a coping mechanism of your anxiety somehow. Like, it's like, when you're anxious,
you're like, if I could just fix this pimple, everything will be better. It's like my mom was cleaning. >> Well, sometimes that pimple is the problem. >> Okay. >> So, I feel like you're pretty
with your problems into the pimple, but we'll just get into my life as going great and let's say get a cystic pimple. >> Well, a cystic that is truly volcano with us in our face, so I do have empathy for you.
Scarphizer, this is also my algorithm shows me. If you post when I go and take that,
your video comes up first, so I get you early.
I don't see comments. I leave my stamp of approval and then I move on. So, I don't actually know the response of the visor. I just know that I felt it in my core that it was a moment. >> I saw it online like a couple weeks ago,
and I was just like batching and cost $200, but put it in my cart because I'm intrigued. I'm like, this is just a piece of sheer. But like, I just thought the model looked so cool and I love an accessory.
I love a bathing suit cover-up. >> Also, you love a frill. You love a frill. >> I love it. I just love something different.
Let me just try it. >> You know? >> But I didn't realize that the model legitimately looked like you. Like, everyone was like, this picture that you posted of the model is Hannah.
“>> I don't know, I think people are like,”
you know when someone dies and people are like, putting them on a pedestal, that's how people are treating my old smile.
They're like, Hannah was so beautiful.
And she was, she just lit up a room,
like they're like talking to you.
“And they're like, putting rose-colored glasses on who I was.”
They were like, she was just, you fork. But um, they're rewriting history. >> They're literally, they're literally any man on Bravo. Let's just rewrite it. >> [LAUGH]
>> Let's just change the past. I don't know, 10 years. [LAUGH] >> Sorry, that was out of pocket and I don't care because I'm thousands of miles away. >> It doesn't count, you're in Italy.
What absolutely stays in Italy.
So my thing also with the visor,
it kind of made you look like you had bangs. Like in a good way, like-- >> Yeah. >> I don't think I actually had it on correctly. I think I should have flipped it over, but I'm gonna wear it again for sure.
I actually think I might wear it next this weekend because I don't think it fully got its moment. >> I didn't even get it printed. >> I think it did some Gucci, which is kind of like, I don't know, I'm just like proud of you.
>> Wait, Hannah, I didn't even tell you. I went to my vintage store here and I got the sickest vintage like 90s Valentino turtle neck dress. Not really, it's like a shirt that I'm gonna make a dress. And it has these big cutouts and it's so cool. You'll be so proud of me.
>> I'm so excited because I feel like you're getting better and better at thrifting. It's like everyone has their own eye and skill and you're like really getting into it. You're in the weeds. >> Yeah, well you really inspired me because I just think it's more consignment.
“I think consignment is so, because you're like, what was her story?”
What was her story that she had this like sick designer, whatever. And then she's like, I don't need it anymore. You know, and I'm like, what, you know, I love it. >> It's like she worried enough. >> Yeah, or she's dead.
>> Oh, you know what I think about it? >> She lives through it. There are a lot of, you know, estate sales. We're like a really cool woman passes away and like, she didn't have any daughters. >> Yeah, that's okay. >> And that was, that was her lesson.
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It's interesting what celebrities got pepped and didn't, because they were a thousand people there. It's funny that Hugh Grant was the one that we kept getting photos of. Gigi Hadid. I wonder if she was like, "Okay, let these couple celebrities post and then no one else."
I did get like T, like a month or two ago, that it was in MSG and no one believed me. My only real thought was, I love how they posted on the screen, like someone just was like, "Get Canva, let's just pick a font." I thought it was an AT&T ad, which if it was genius, if it wasn't kind of annoyed, because AT&T didn't deserve that kind of promo, but like sing, T, N, T.
If it was a T+T, I feel like that might have been better. I know, you're so right. It was really giving AT&T and I was like, "Holy shit AT&T, AT&T, or with the main sponsors of Hugh Grant, I got it." At first I thought, "Oh, she's doing it at Madison Square Garden because security and privacy
and blah blah blah." And then I quickly realized that she didn't really give a shit about that. But I think she liked doing it on 4th of July weekend, like a holiday weekend. I think that goes with whatever album. Someone said if they break up, she's gonna write Independence Day as like the divorce song.
I also think that weddings have changed so much since COVID, and I truly believe in allotments.
“No, I truly believe you should have whatever kind of wedding you want.”
I mean, you should do whatever you want always, but specifically you're wedding, I think
you should truly do whatever the fuck you want. Like, a lope, have a party, don't have a party, go to the courthouse, invite a thousand people, invite two people. Like, I don't care, it has no bearing on my life, but it would be a pizza parlor. The only thing I have to say about Taylor Swift is the thought of four avenues being shut down
in the middle of New York City on a holiday weekend. What are you talking? If you've ever been in New York City, we're just a side street to shut down. The whole city is, we don't know where to go. You're telling me they shut down 7th Avenue, 6th Avenue, 5th Avenue, like you're telling
me five streets were shut down on a holiday weekend. My first thought is, what if there was an emergency and an ambulance couldn't get through? This is why I hate parades, specifically just for this reason, because if you see a parade in New York City in a street to shut down your fucked, like we'll now take you 45 extra minutes to get to your destination.
“But I think she was talking on July 4th, a lot of people being out in the Hamptons, but I don't”
think everyone in New York City is going to the Hamptons, it's not like Hamptons is for elite assholes. In what world are the majority of New York City out in the Hamptons? They're not. That's like a facade on Instagram.
But the majority of people that live in New York City are there for the holiday weekend. So I, that was my only thing. I was like, I'm shocked that this is, that the city is even kind of letting this happen, because I felt like it was kind of dangerous. You can't shut down 5 avenues.
I have a lot of mixed emotions.
I feel like it's kind of annoying that she had to donate $30 million to charities to try to
avoid some hate on her wedding weekend. Well, I did here. It was $50 million. 50 million. I feel like a man getting married, like a famous man doing something crazy, like he would
never have to do that.
“But she literally was like, can you guys please let me just have a weekend?”
I'm putting $50 million to charity, like, please don't hear me. And like, look, I'm not mad at her for wanting attention. I love attention. I've been with on reality TV for seven years.
I think attention is amazing, but like, she wanted the attention for her wedding weekend.
And that's totally, I don't, I'm not mad at that, like, but I think people being like, oh, so she didn't care about privacy. Well, obviously not, she didn't care, yeah, she wanted people to know she was getting married. What you got? Let the people know.
I do think also logistically her team is so good at building sets.
Like, a parent, like, it was literally the same people from the era's tour, I...
that like, came in, built this fucking set in a quicker amount of time.
It's like what they know and it is just so funny when you have more money than you can imagine. It's almost like, you have too many options of what to do. But I feel like her and Travis love socializing, they love partying. They love, I think he loves being famous. And I think she loves showing him, like, and look how famous you are now.
I think that, like, I was going to say, and I don't, I love his love, but I mean, you would understand more than anyone else sometimes. With fame, you can fall in love with the spotlight on you, rather than the person. Okay, in my fragile state of shedding from my asshole. But you can fall in love with the idea of people, the idea of your relationship.
That through the public eye versus your relationship.
“And that's why I think so many extremely famous people don't survive their relationships”
because you can't actually see, like, true intimacy when you have so many lenses on you. I don't know, that was a lot, that was really worthy. I think that's why a lot of people got divorced or married during COVID because you were so forced to be with that person and it was just you to, you couldn't socialize with anyone else. And I think that is really important, like, a perfect example is in day and time Holland.
Like, we still don't even know when or where you have it together. You did even live in the same house, we don't know. And I just think that I also, because I have been in, like, a public relationship before, I do think when you are in something and you can relate to this, but this one's a compliment. When you truly, and it doesn't even matter, it doesn't even mean the relationship.
It could be the relationship with your mom, your dad, your dad, your dad, your dad, your dad. That's what we're learning today, her people. When you truly love something so much and you care about it, you want to protect it from even, like, I'm gonna cry. The person on the street, like, you, you're like, you can say whatever you want about me,
but if you say one fucking thing about my mom, like, so I think if you really, like,
cherish, there are certain things that you're like, I would never want anyone to know this.
Like, I would never want someone privy to this, because this is just for us. And so I do think that there could be a lot of criticism of Taylor and Travis' wedding, but also, like, if it works for them, Mazel-Tob. After dealing with reality TV, where I put someone I love in a position,
“that's why I've had to scale back, because I feel like I made a mistake and I shouldn't have done that to him.”
It's funny, I had someone asked me the other day if I would, like, when I get married and have kids, like, would I do a reality show? And I, it was like a random person, and I was like, oh my god, that's such an interesting question. I've never really thought about that before, but my gut feeling was the thought of someone criticizing my child. Like, no.
Well, the whole thing with the RITV is, I always say, people are like, why'd you do it?
And I'm like, I was 26 and single, and I did it until my family started to get hate messages. Dude, I did it as revenge, I didn't even think it was real. I literally might have boyfriend pissed me off, and I was like, watch this, I'm going on a show. And then I walked in, I was like, wait, I forgot, I was actually doing this. Oh, god, I, our women in STEM of the week, I'm on a really weird algorithm.
It's iconic, it's, there are these minion contests, have you seen these minion singing contests? I haven't, Hannah.
“So with these just like normal hot girls, I go up to a mic, and then sing songs in the minion voice and language.”
I've never seen the minion movie, but I guess they have their own language, like, L-fish. Okay, so these like gorgeous girls are like singing like, in a minion voice. And it's getting like really competitive, and like the winners are kind of blowing up. So shout out to all the girls who are really good at being minions. Sweet, I don't get it.
I mean, how am I, I mean, where are they doing it? In a theater somewhere. Maybe it's Canadian, I don't know. So confused. You want to know what, that's actually what pissed me off this week. Because one, they're talking.
Just a bunch of grown people virtually in the new minions, and if they don't know, thank you. I don't want to, but you know what, nothing makes me happier than a hot girl doing something weird. Totally. Something I respect her. Something I'm like, oh, you've been through some dark shit if you found yourself at this point.
I'm caught up on Love Island USA, and I'm done watching it.
This season was one of the weirdest seasons of Love Island I've ever watched in my entire life.
“There's three men on the show that are so like annoying.”
Two of them, okay, they like kind of owned up to like their shit, whatever. The one guy, I mean, he's a pathological liar. It's not even like, sorry, I shouldn't have done that. He's like blatantly a pathological liar. He can't stop lying. He's like literally getting no hate, and the girl who had been dumped and like fucked over,
and was like exploring other men is getting more hate. And if I hear someone call them lustful one more time, I'm gonna scream. Like, what in the old testament are you fucking saying? Stop you, Gen Z. Stop using the word lustful. You sound like freaks. You sound like actual weirdos. You're on the same thing. Adam and Eve.
“Yeah, like, okay, you sound so manosphere, it's actually really terrifying.”
And like girls can kiss multiple men and not be a whore. You absolute weirdos. Like, and all the girls want this one girl Melanie to go back with this guy who's lied since the day he's gotten in there, and then looked at the other girl who was being lustful and was like, it's really bad for you. I don't know what's going on with love, but I don't, I actually don't care who lends. Do you care about UK? So now I'm getting back into UK, and I'm starting to care more about them,
because well, here's the other thing. UK is like double the time, and they get to know each other more, and there's more conversation, and I'm sorry, they have more banter. We as a married, we sound dumb. We sound stupid. Now, I'm not saying that UK, Love Island has this bunch of goddamn geniuses, but they just feel, they're much more mature. Yeah, they just feel like they're more, honestly, the love island USA cast feels like you're in a TikTok. I feel like I'm in the app of
TikTok, where like UK, it feels like real young kids, like trying to meet each other and like, fuck around. Well, my husband has been getting, oh, yeah, he touched that. Yeah, love island UK clips, but now he's like fully immersed in it, and it's like, I'm not watching it, so I'm like, text page, she's watching it, but we watched it when they were like, fact to 50, so I keep going, I'm simply like, are they saying, like, fact to 50, and he's like, no, that's so five years ago,
no, it says that anymore, and I was like, there have been dumb people on Love Island. Like, one girl didn't know the difference between a continent, a country, a county, like she was,
“you do not have to be smart. No, absolutely. To get on Love Island, you have to be”
some version of hot. And look, a lot of people will say it's not that serious, it's not that big of a deal. It kind of is because they just pulled a group of the same age people, and this is their dating habits, the men lie, and the girls think each other are horrors, and should put up with way more than they should put up with. I can't, you guys, I want to be part of this dialogue, and I want to be making fun of it and stuff, but like, you're too, I just, I'm just like, not lustful.
Oh, I'm like, what in the serpent queen are you fucking talking about? Like lustful? I've never
said that word in my 33 years on this planet. They're like lust is like the worst thing you can be in a relationship. It's like, actually, maybe a ding bat is the worst thing you can be. Like, shot, ah, bring back dig, bit ding bat, bring back ding bat, um, a little updates. We give shows. I'm shooting my show right now. It's going, really, I'm like really excited for this show. I can't like give details. However, I am being a menace to the glam team.
Well, the makeup artist, she's fully trying to like joke her me and make it look like I'm like lifted and like not looking sad and every thing. And then so this one guy is the hair guy, Rai, he's like, let's do a ponytail, which I said, you know what, let's do it. But when they do it, like slick back ponytail, they put so many bobby pins. Now, you more than anyone who understand, you don't want a bobby pin, just like, hits wrong and you're like, that's in my brain. Yeah.
And like, when you're shooting a show, like, first 30 minutes, I was fine. And now we're in. I was like,
something's going on back there. I was just like waiting in between takes. And I'm like, fuck it. I'm trying to move this bobby pin. I pull out a bobby pin because I'm like yellow,
Whole ponytail comes on done.
The bobby. It was the main character bobby. It was Mr. Bobby pin. That's Mr. Pin to you.
Yeah. So I, oh, fuck, because I thought I could take it out. No one would know. Because right, because sometimes you can, you're like, oh, this one is like, this was not even needed. And it was just like, I literally still feel it. So the guy comes out, right? It's like rolling his eyes. He's like, oh, my god, has to redo my whole pony. Stop production. My whole face falls. Everyone's like, okay. So I know. It's like reality view again because I have my mic on me. And they'll like put me in a room
and be like, okay, like in 10 minutes, we'll have you come out of the room to like,
“it's a hot mic situation fully farted. Like when are you done? I think next week. But like,”
I'm so excited for the gigahertz to watch the show. Like, we're killing it with the looks. And I'm wearing glasses every day to like make me a different person. Is that, yeah. Okay, I think that's, I love, I, the picture you posted on your story the other day. I love when you wear your hair pulled back like that. Yeah, I knew you'd be into it. Oh, also I have to issue an apology. So I just going through some notes. Okay. I did this thing of like things that I hate. Um, and I, I said, um,
man named Braden. And then I got, I got only like three messages, but it wasn't a backlash from the gigahertz. I feel like I should address it. Um, of gigahertz being like, "How do I love you so much?" But like my sweet, sweet son's name is Braden. And this like really hurt, really hurt my feelings. So I just want to say, when I say it, I don't like guys named Braden. I don't mean the gigahertz son's name Braden. We don't mean anyone under 30, 25, sorry.
I want to say sorry to all the giga gradients. You guys are perfect because they're being raised by us. But um, anyone already millennial gradients, they have no shot. Sometimes I use this podcast as like my personal forum. Sometimes. I really need an orthopedic search. Oh, my gosh. So deep. Because, you know, do you know what a gangly insist is? It's like my dad had that one. Okay, look at my rest. We thought it's what like, oh, like old women have.
My grandma used to have one. I have the look at that. Oh, oh, oh.
“Dude, it hurts. So, but that's why like I used to have to wear my wrist thing all the time,”
because I think it was that. You would get a gangly insist on your hand. That's because you're hand is too long. I was like, mom, what do I do about it? And she was like, oh, you're Grammys to have that. They go away on their own or you can get it surgically removed. And I like, but I don't want to get it surgically removed. But I need it gone because it's actually really starting to hurt me. And then I have like an indent right here. Yeah. Well, the good news is you're not walking around
like this. But my dad said, oh, just to go like this. Yeah. Thanks a bit. Just don't walk around like a little rabbit. This is why I have to have a baby. I'm so sick of my own shit. Who gets that? Yeah,
well, if it makes you feel better, I got a mole on my back. Like, I don't have a mole. I've never
had a mole on my life. But it's a mole on my back. And it was like, you should get that check this cancer. And I'm like, no, my grandpa would got these. Like, this is just who I am now. So,
“but I'll get a check. I think you should get my chance. No, no, no, no, no. Also, I know we're getting”
older. I know I'm getting older because I love this and my favorite thing to say now. I love going, oh, the humidity broke. What? I feel like that's such an adult thing to say. Like, you know, after it rains, I go, yep, the humidity. That's not even an adult thing. That's like a very niche type of dad who's over 55, a way about 55. No, this loves the weather. My mom loves the weather. It's someone that like worked with their hands. You know, like, they did something
saying the humidity broke is my new, like, it's really nice outside. Yeah. The humidity definitely broke. And then I heard myself say, I'm like, who are you? Like, they're not saying that on the violent for sure. The humidity broke? Yeah. No, but it definitely is really fucking hot there.
And I don't know how they're like, they're makeup is staying because they never look like
their sweaty and their hair always looks put together. And I don't, I don't know how they're doing it. And I'd also like to know what time they're going about and what time they're waking up. But that's my own. Yeah. Are they allowed to drink on the violent? Two drink minimum. And the Brits ruin that for them. I'm pretty sure. But also two drink. It doesn't say how many shots that
Is.
hard liquor. I want to say it's wine or beer. O.G. UK. They would like chain smoke sigs and drink. And then I want to say like season early in UK, it turned into a two drink minimum. And I think USA would just adopt it that. Because if they were drunk, it'd be a very different show. The word lustful would go right out the window. I'll tell you that. Okay. Maybe we should let the next season. Let them get a little liquored up and show their true feelings.
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and all the Syrian from Game of Thrones, Noor, on HBO Max. Does mean we watch the world cup last night? I wrote down world cup water, but I don't remember what I was. Water water. Oh, they're doing water breaks. That's like a drama. There's like a water break thing happening. They're called hydration breaks. They think it's for like advertising. I don't know what it was. One way. I did watch. Oh, I know what it was.
Wait a minute. I've lived my whole life, not knowing that when athletes are playing in a game
of any sort, they're never drinking water, they're putting it in their mouth and they're
spitting it out. No, they drink water. Oh, because everything in the world's cup was like
“showing them like swishing it in their mouth and spitting it out. I was like, oh, why are they doing that?”
And then the comments were like, no one's running with a full stomach of water, but also like, how were they not dehydrating dehydrated and passing out? I do think it's a combination. I should don't know about like soccer players. Maybe that is the thing that they're not like jogging water on the side, but like they have to stay hydrated to an extent. Like sometimes with tennis, they'll have like electrolyte gels and stuff, but they're drinking water.
Electrolite gels. See, this is a whole world I was never a preview.
You're never a preview. That's why, yeah, you do all, but you know what you'd love. If you
start cramping, they give you a die of coke. No, that's just she. Because you need sodium. No way. I didn't know what, what, what about Gatorade? It's like they need even more. They need even more. Like they'll have you eat like McDonald's after just to get like salt. Okay, now I'm actually calling the police. Why didn't I move a man's port? Are you kidding? I would have crushed a soccer game. Oh, I'm just going to sorry.
I don't feel good. Let me get a Diet Coke and McDonald's.
“Well, that's why everyone's like, you must have been so like fit during tennis and I'm like the amount”
of calories I was eating was yeah. Diabolical. I was doing pizza eating contest after practice.
I was like, who thinks they could eat a pizza faster than me? You know, when I always loved
in high school that when the track team would have a pizza party, I'm like God, guys. You really knew the right team to join. You said pasta parties. Oh, hell yeah, car blow that shit. You know we never talked about what the Empire State couple. You know, Taylor Swift was like, guys, not this weekend. This weekend you're not fucking climbing to the top. They were like Instagram models. Like they were like really hot and cool and they like proposed to each other. But no one
talk, are they arrested now? Like, what's the vibe? Like, I think I got arrested. It gets a felony. Yeah, you know what, hot people get bored. They have like no issues in their life. They're like, what if we just-- And let's talk about that because if they were butt ugly, people would be pissed. No, it's so true. The fact they were hot everyone was like iconic. I couldn't put in the loop. Privilege example. They were ugly. They'd never be allowed in New York City again. But instead,
we were like, take a photo, put it in every piece of rea. Like, these people are icons. That would have crushed on Tumblr. Oh, yeah. But you know what? I don't love it. Like, even becoming a trend. Like, I just-- It's not. I do wonder what security's up to on Empire State building. Where were they? Well, surely they snuck into the building. They were just like bandits. Like, the first time we walked in, I would've been like, that looks like a bank robber.
And then what they slept there the night before and then like snuck out onto the top. Like, I don't even get the logistics of it. And also like, yeah, that's really scary. If this hot little brunette with a bob can get past the security, I'm worried. Yeah, I am worried. Take your selfie up there. I would've dropped my phone. No, I would've been so clumsy. Also I would've been cheek. No.
Well, you and I are similar.
You're so right. Also I feel like I got married like generations ago. Yeah. You've been married for 20 years. My wedding was not in this millennia. Like, no. I would've done it so differently. It is so funny how like five years. Really? What would you have done different? I mean, it was perfect. But like, I feel like my fashion so different now. Like, I would've done like something crazy. I would've-- I don't know. I literally went to a strip mall and was like,
"That looks good on my body." Yeah. No, Hannah. You picked up the first dress you tried on.
I picked the first-- which-- which? I can't. Which? Some people would say when you know you know. Well, you know, you know. And I would've evolved. I could have seen you doing the courthouse
“and then having a dinner after. Yeah. That's what I would've done. But I also know what Taylor Swift”
felt where she was like, "Let's celebrate and make it a moment." Like, I mean, I had "Rickela." I might want to. I might want to. So, oh, the one last thing I want to say about Taylor is she was on that interview show where she was like, "I don't like people being on the cusp." Which is true. There's like, you're really close friends. Then you've a lot of people that
you're like a ton of people that are on the cusp. And you don't know what to do. So she's like,
"I saw I'm just going to invite a shit ton." But then it actually hurts more to not get invited. Because you're like, "Oh, I wasn't even in your top 1,000." Well, when I saw the Blake lively wasn't there, I was like, "Wait, this is actually, I feel like even more of a fuck you because it's like, forgets there." So, it's like, Adam Sam, I really honestly, I hope that like, like, Adam Sam are officiated. I don't, I really think it was just like the most random event
ever. It felt like the Oscars. I think my mindset would be the exact opposite. Like, "Oh, I don't want to have to evaluate my relationships with these people." It's like, "My wedding's so small. It wouldn't be weird if you got invited." Like, not all my wedding's so big. Everyone calm. I'd be like, "It's 50 people. I don't know you like that." I almost feel like her inviting, not inviting, like, lively. She knew would be such a story that like, she hates her
that much, that she's like, "I'm fine with that being the press on my wedding weekend." Well, she could have invited her and Blake said, "No, but I don't want to see what I'm saying now." No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, look, she, I think she wanted
“people to talk about her marrying Travis, and that's what exactly what everyone's doing. So,”
I don't, and I don't think that's a bad thing. Zendaya didn't want anyone talking about her wedding, and that's exactly what happened and nobody talked about it. So, I think you do what you want. There was a really good TikTok, someone made about who's like a big Swiftie, and she was like, just want to reiterate you guys that like, this isn't the end of the story. Like, getting married is not your win-in life. It's not like she went through all the up and down for this moment,
and now everything is rams about her flies. Marriage is a huge decision in your life that could ruin your life. No, but also, it could kill you. It could kill you. Kill you. But also, like, this is just one part of like all the beautiful things that she hopes to do in her life, and this is not the win as a woman. It's not, oh, I got a man to like, pick do paperwork to be in the relationship. One of the girls on Love Island actually had a great point. She was like, getting picked isn't the
prize. It's how he treats you, which honey, if I had a guy damn nickel. I actually get more of a high off of the guys who, um, I didn't let pick me because I'm like, first of all, they, I feel like
put me on a pedestal in their head because they never know what it was actually like to date me.
Like, they never got me. So, like, it's like that, like, it's an illusion. It's like a situation ship. You're like, whoa, you made it all up in your head because you never actually experienced it. Yeah, like, they had like one good blow job by me, and that's all they're left with. So, like, that's, that's iconic to me. Like, I ever tell you about the time I had sex with someone in any other heart attack. I've never told that story. No, I feel like I definitely have to.
You've never told me, I know the time it was just like, page defibrillator in the closet, grab it. I was like, why does he have a defibrillator in his closet? Because he had a heart problem.
“And like, not, this is not shit. This is not. Did he tell you beforehand, like, this could have been?”
But wait, Loki, where you were like, if he doesn't have our dog, while I'm talking him, like, that means I wasn't, like, I didn't blow his brains out. Once the dust had settled, and like, he was okay, and we were like recovering from it, I obviously said,
"Yeah, my pussy is.
No, I mean, this is so long ago. So, like, were you scared that like, he might die? Yes, Hannah, I was terrified. Did you know how to use a defibrillator? No, it wasn't, like, I feel like people are thinking, like, oh, my god, page head sex was like an 85-year-old man, like, no, this is like a normal age person who had like a heart problem. And literally, we slept together one time. It was one time. Well, he slept together,
“legit, really, once. First question, where you guys drunk?”
No, no. He, like, I don't think he, he, like, didn't do drugs. He didn't drink. Like, this was, like, a normal.
I, like, oh my god, this is so, I was, like, 20. So second question. At what point was,
he, like, did you immediately know who's having a heart attack or did it, like, take some time? I think we were, like, maybe, like, three minutes into it. Maybe two, two, 30 into it. But two minutes in sex world is, like, 20 minutes. Yeah, you're right. Actually, let's say we're, would say we're 45 seconds in. Maybe a minute. Maybe a minute, we're in. It's like running on a treadmill. I'd have to call one of my girlfriends because I literally can't
remember and all of a now. We sex time is true. Like, 10 minutes of sex feels like 10 minutes of running on the treadmill. Like, you're, like, I ran a marathon. I'm totally, I'm raw. I'm bleeding. I just saw her head, like, a thing inside of his body that could get, like, thrown off and got a good device. And so, yeah, if it got thrown off, he could fix it himself. And it did. It, like, got thrown off. And I had to grab something and he, like, did something. And then he was
“fast. Did you put on clothes, or were you running around naked, trying to get different really?”
Like, did you put your cute outfit back on before you saved his life? This is very sad. When I was
younger, I was so insecure about having, like, small boobs. So I never, like, took my bra
or took, like, my top off really. So I think I probably had a top on. Okay. And his roommate was there. We thought so pretty sure. I literally have to call my, one of my girlfriends and ask her because I shouldn't remember. I was always the opposite, like, taking off my underwear was, like, that was the final boss. But, like, top off, that's, like, good morning. No. But I also, I just don't like wearing a bra. Also, I wouldn't wear a bra. I never wear a bra.
Yeah, I never wear a bra. So it's like, go ahead. That was very lustful of us. Very lustful. Wait, I'm not done with my question. So then, when you were deferbing him, did you, was it easy? Or were there, like, a lot of steps? No, no, no. He, I just had to hand him something and then he knew exactly what to do. It wasn't like he passed out and, like, was about to die. It was, like, something was happening and he was, like, holy shit. You got to go get that,
like, get off after he did it. Did you guys finish? Or were you like, maybe we, maybe we just called the night? No. Um, no. Were you like, well, I need to finish? Because, like, I was like, I want to go home. I wanted to go home. I was like, it was dramatic. I see. No, it was older than me and it was, like, I didn't really, you know, we weren't, like, ever,
like, we were never, like, together. We never, like, went out on dates. Like, it was, like, a random
hookup one time and I was just like, yeah, this is, like, not for me. In my special life, a bit about
“how the true walk a shame is when you have to walk into his bedroom with all the roommates who were,”
like, playing FIFA on the couch. Like, why are there always, like, 20 men at guy's apartments? Like, oh, my God, that's such a feeling that I, like, forgot. That's such a college. I even felt that it's so long. When you're literally, you have to be like, I'm going to go get dick down. Hold on, one sec, guys. Oh, and you're like, pray for me? You're like, oh, it's also just like, men are so misogynistic that, like, you feel, they make you feel sludgy for even walking in.
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't know. I just feel like there's situations that you get in as a growing up a woman and you're in college where there's so many times or you're just, like, I know they're saying some really crazy misogynistic shit. Also as a woman, did you know that, like, men most men think if you go back to their place, that means, like, you want to have sex? Yeah. I can see that. What if you just want to look? I think it's more. I think it's,
look, if I'm going home after the date, I don't fuck with you. I didn't fuck with you on the date. I don't want to spend any more time with you. If I'm going home with you after the date, it's not necessarily that I want to sleep with you. I just want to continue hanging out. Exactly.
We're guys.
drink or, like, yeah, you want to keep talking. You want to possibly let him touch your move. But this is also when I was younger. Yeah, this is, like, I wouldn't do that now. Like, when I, when I was like, even the in college, I was like, okay, OTPHA, you get, but I was also scared. Terrified. No, I'm still scared. I'm still scared. After reading the book strangers, anything could happen. I think about it all the time. I'm like, you don't know any of these
men. We don't know any of them. I also learned a new term, which I, I don't know if you connect with because you're like better at it than me, but I definitely connect with it. It's called
post-gossip Clarity. I just saw that on TikTok. I literally reposted it. I've never felt
something deeper in my life. The amount of times where I've spilled my fucking guts and I've been, like, why the hell did I tell her that? So if we won't know, it's like, guys, if they have posts not clarity, where after they come, they, like, suddenly see everything clearly and regret everything, we're like post-gossip Clarity. I didn't realize how much in my life I would gossip
“to connect with people. It's also because like, you see it as like a vulnerable thing and that's how”
you connect with people. Like, yeah, I'm hoping vulnerable. Here's the thing. There's layers. I don't feel like that with you. Like, I hear your, like, you see story. The first thing I'm like, is Hannah's gonna die when I tell her this. If anything, I, I get mad when I don't give you enough gossip. I'm like, I didn't do well enough today. Someone like outside my circle, I'm very, like, maybe I'll give you like a little more sober. What are you giving me back? And like, I, I feel like
that's something you learn, like, late 20s, early 30s. Like actually, I'm not telling you anything. But that was, like, my mid 20s. I feel like, because you don't even know who's side anyone not is on. But I would say one thing I learned as someone who's heard people talk bad about herself, which is not a uncommon thing, is a lot of the time it literally isn't personal. Like, you think someone's like, oh, fuck, that person thinks that about me. It's like, no, they were just
trying to be cool with that other person. Yeah. And once you realize that, you actually get a lot of confidence in life and be like, oh, they actually, like, or they actually, like, respect you.
“And that's why they're trying to bring you down, because they both put you on a pedestal. And that's”
why they're trying to pull down. Or they're psychotic and they literally want to be in skin you where you last year's Versace, which really happens to me a lot. And that's why we thrift. Just do some containment shopping and figure it out. So overall, how's your vacay going besides
the anal fissures? It's amazing. I've been so much good shopping. And I've just feel so, like,
I feel so disconnected that it's like so nice. Like, I forgot what it was like living in the real world and not on the internet. Like, the more you immerse yourself in the real world, the more you realize the things you read on the internet are insane, written by insane people. Well, when you travel, you just realize, like, oh, the world is so much bigger. Or when you're online, it feels so small and like, and it's also, I'm also like, oh, wow, these are the only people
plus Hannah that I actually give a shit about in the world. The people I'm with right now. Like, I haven't looked at my phone because I'm like the only person that's texting me as Hannah and she's working. And she's going through something right now. We, I'm so happy that you're in this mindset. I also can, your tan. And I might skip a dinner tonight and just do room service. My dad is going to like really kill me. But like, I think I need to give my stomach a little bit of a break.
“You need to look out for yourself in these moments. Also let the family try to talk about”
something. Oh, there's something. Yeah, give them a moment. It's like when I wouldn't go to school one day. I'm like, what are people talking about if I'm not there? I can't perform in the pool. I can't perform out lunch. I can't then go to dinner and do a one-room of the show. I'm taking her in. Call that griff. Call that griff. My brother, though, he's so pretty good. Yeah, no, let him let him let him let him. My dad's like, what are we making another tick talk? I have to figure out the tick talk situation for
my dad. Like, you know, it's a fucking crush. Yeah, it's a lot of strategizing. I also haven't been
taking a lot of pictures because I'm just like, I don't care. He doesn't I never take photos. I'm like,
there's no evidence that we've ever been together. We're alive. And I want to do a quick shout out all like there's so many Googlers in Toronto because Toronto's like really cool and full of just like hot girls being girls girls. Every girl comes up to me and goes, sorry about your smile. So like a
Meaty, they don't feel rude when they're like, hi, and I'm like, I didn't.
if you're a good girl and you see me, tell me you know about the smile thing because it helps me
“like with this social interaction. And then I'm like at ease because I don't want to have to like tell”
you what I'm dealing with because like you don't know that you're just playing yourself. Yeah,
on your stank face. And I'm giving smiley selfies with just a little kissy face and it's like,
it's working. It's chic. It's cute. It's chic. And we're gonna look back on this time and be like,
“ha ha, he he funny. You know, that's not this time right now, but we will get there. We're going to”
get there together. This is what I'm snarling. It's a snarle. Okay, guys. Those dogs.
Wait, it was a dog. See next to us at dinner and does goes, that's your smile and the dog was like, they could be John like a my like one of my boyfriend's families had this dog like um, a lobster. I think it was called like a and it had like, so absolutely. Yeah, look how John, no, it like won't like a be John, but it was like had an underbite. No, a shank.
“I look like a little dog that you could that's biting people's ankles. That's what I look like.”
Okay. And that's all we have for today. Well, no, it hasn't gotten better, but we love you guys so much. And we'll talk to you later in the week. Bye. That's the world-wide Syrian phenomenon. There comes from the island and drone guide. Up so forth, there's the 3rd Staffel House of the Dragon by HBO Max. Here's the whole world of Western Russia, a game of Thrones, a night of the 7 Kingdoms,
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