Giggling about nails salons, cysts, and chest hair

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You're a cool cat. Yeah. I hate when I write something on the note, and I'm like, "I'll know what this is." You want it. It just has screens with our faces on them.

Actually, I do know what that is. So, Jake, when you think you don't know what it is, and then you say it aloud, and then you do know what it is, and you wish you didn't bring up that you didn't know what it is. It's you want to die laughing? Yeah.

No, I saw that already, and I wasn't going to say anything until the pause started.

She's perfect. Wait, is Daphne freaked out by it? No, she doesn't, like, she's like, "I just can't believe these up. Picture whatever." She's like, "There's no copyright infringement going on."

How are you doll?

“Also, these fake glasses, are they, is it reflecting too much for you?”

My fake glasses? No. Well, if I can't hear or see with them, but I just feel like it was bringing my look together today. Yeah, it honestly really is. I just baked home from the nail salon.

That's why I'm a little out of breath. I, what age do you figure out the nail salon? Because it's, wait, Hannah. I went to the nail salon today. Okay, we probably had very different experience.

What was your, let's start with your nice, beautiful experience of your culture? What did you do? Um, I had to go to the bank, so I walked to the bank.

And then I said, "Oh, the nail salon's right around the corner.

Let me go into the nail salon." I walk in. I say, "Hi, do you have time for a paddock here?" It's, at this time of a day, it's 9.45 in the morning. And they said, "Yes, pick a color.

I picked my color." I sat down. She started doing my toes, and I went on TikTok. And we did that for about 45 minutes. And then I paid, and I didn't sit and dry my toes.

“I was wearing flipflops, so I just walked home.”

The air dried them for me. And now is that, that sounds lovely. I also just realized the different parts of the nose you put your fake glasses, changes your age. Like, I just became, I just became 62.

Yeah. And so if you're not watching a video, but I'm 62 right now. You just became my aunt that I'm like, "I have a podcast." What is this podcast you guys are doing? What was your nail experience?

Well, I walked in. It was crowded. I was going to turn around, but they made eye contact with me. Yeah. And you know how there's the one alpha.

She's like, in charge. She's running stuff. And she'll yell from any area. She's the GM. Yes.

She's in the back at this point. So they do this thing, we're in front of everyone. You have to say what you want. Yep. And she's like, "What do you need?"

Yeah.

“And everyone just stare at me and I'm like, "First of all, I'm shy."”

Yeah. Really shy persons. They don't like public speaking. Wait. Okay.

The nail salon? I'm not shy. Yeah, because you feel at home. I feel at home. That's like me walking into, you know,

he was open. I'm chatting with him. Yeah. Talking to him, chatting. When I walk into the nail salon, I say,

"I don't know where I belong." Yeah. So I was like, "I'm a gentleman." Yeah. It was just going to say, "What were you in there for?"

And I was like, "Jailmaniker." And she's like, "Do you need us to take it off or do a fill?" And I was like, "And that's where you got me." Yeah. And then she goes, "Well, is it harder soft gel?"

Again, I'm even more confused now. And then I'm a fucking idiot, because I don't know the answer to these questions. I'm like, "I choose C." Like, I don't know.

So then we sit down like, "Page. How do you know if you've soft or hard gel and how do you know if you need a fill or not?" You have hard gel. You needed a whole new, now.

Okay, I think they did that. But yeah. When do you get a fill? Like, okay. This is these are my favorite topics, Hannah.

I love when we get on the pot and you're just like, "Hey, tell me about your culture and where do I come from?" And my head, I'm just like, "Page will know."

I get a fill every three weeks.

I get my nails done every three weeks. Jacqueline tells me when I need a whole new nail. Well, they saw mine and they read it.

“And I'm getting a pedicure once a month.”

Why don't people get pedicure gels? Because everyone goes, "They do." Manicure gel, pedicure regular. I'm like, "Get a gel." Okay, but I filmed summer house.

I would get pedicure gel because they would last way longer. Well, I didn't start painting my nails until COVID summer house. When things were really scary and dark,

and you said, "Maybe we try something new." That was the first time. Maybe we do something creative. Something with our hands. We take our mind off things.

You were like, "You know what helps me?" Putting my nails.

But I never tried that before.

You know, we don't talk about enough from that summer. Is that they literally put us in a padded room? They were like, "Hmm, you know what would make them go crazier?" Is if they're already in an insane asylum. We don't have windows.

In a windows. But I was in awe. Didn't see daylight. That wasn't a room that was a basement. That was locked.

“Yeah, that was a basement that could get to the outside.”

I'm ever being really scared of that door. I'm like, "If anyone's coming in and killing us, it's us." There was like a fire at one point. Remember some of the start of it? I love the stuff that doesn't make the cut.

They're like, "That's not interesting." There was a full fire, full fire. Outside, right outside our door. You know what crazy you slept through it? I did it.

I did it. And that's so not me. Well, because we would go to bed like one-thirdy latest. Yeah, we had stuff to do. By stuff we met love Island in the morning.

How early would we start watching my violin? I was really on a continuous loop for me. Wait, I have another beauty question. Okay. I bought a red light mask.

What? Should or you shouldn't have on your face. Like, you can't just put on a red light mask at any time. What? When in the skincare process do you put it on?

I like to do it. Well... Nope, stumped you. It's like clean face. Like, make up washed off, clean face.

I do my skincare, and then I do it, because I do it when I'm laying in bed. But so I just wait till I'm like dry. I wait till I'm not like super oily and... Because if I don't put moisturizer on my face,

I feel like I'm gonna crack. No, you can put it on and then do red light. Okay, thank God. Okay, I have something for your culture that I want to tell you about.

This is gonna sound gross. I'm telling you, me and Josephine... We can't stop eating it. I have enough... I should start a disagreement,

because it seems like you've tried to come on the pot. I'm like, guys... Wait, I love him. My culture is stuffing your face, continue. I mean, it didn't even do that on...

She goes, you like shoving stuff deep into your head. You eat past your limits. You don't stop when you're full. Let's talk about your culture. You're not eating for energy.

You're eating to suppress something deeper, continue. Okay. I love things that are pickled. Yes, me too. Okay.

Pickled garlic cloves. Okay, that's divorce. No, divorce. No, no, no. I'm telling you.

I know, I know.

“That's why I'm specifically telling you about it.”

Because one, you're gonna love it. Two, it's the pickling of the garlic cloves, like cuts it the like bitterness. So you can just like pop them in your mouth. It doesn't taste like you're eating garlic cloves.

Are you a vampire? No. I'm telling you. Where did you go? Where did you go?

Where did you learn about this? I saw a TikTok of a 12-year-old. Eating garlic cloves out of the fucking jar? Why did you learn about this? This is the kids are doing.

Next time I went grocery shopping, I got them. It's good for your health, I'm assuming. Okay. It's good for your health, not as good as like eating just like a raw garlic clove would be, but it still has like a lot of benefits for you.

It's really good for your gut. So you guys are just like hanging out, like eating your, and you pickle it yourself.

Here's the thing about me in Josephine.

We go through phases with things like one time we... Not working? No. One time for like three months straight, I'm not kidding. We gained 10 pounds because we were obsessed with making at home lattes.

And so right now we're on a garlic clove.

A pickled garlic clove kick.

“I'm interested if Joe smells anything weird.”

Because it's possible, you know, when like, I made him try it. Houses smell like they're pet and they don't realize it. That could be like, maybe you've got a lot coming out of your pores, but you don't know how dare you. My home smells like a dip-tica candle.

I smell like Courtney Kardashian made me in a biolab. It's not as scented as a regular garlic. Like you open the top of it and it's not like you even smell garlic really. And you like the flavor. Yeah, it doesn't taste like you're eating a garlic clove.

If you like things that are pickled, you'll like it. Like, you know how you can buy in a jar and it's like got like cauliflower and carrots and like peppers and it's all pickled. Yeah. It's like that.

I feel like this is so hand-accorted of you.

No, right when I ate it for the first time, I was like,

"I got to tell my friend Hannah about this." Isn't it fun to be hand-accorted? Like, so fun. Telling people's love and then being like, "Oh, you guys have no rules." You guys are out here.

Just like living every day, the pages are in a cage of massageny and beauty standards and we've put on ourselves. Okay? You're so bit flicked. I feel like I give Virgo energy a lot,

even though I'm not a Virgo. Anyway, by the way, speaking of candles, I really like nest New York candles. Have you experienced these? I feel like they're not strong enough for me.

I like this. There's a brand called Big Ask Handle. No, and I'm like, "Yeah, guys, cut to the fucking point." No, I was doing like a gig and I obviously go to the bathroom like 4,000 times during it, given day and they had a nest in New York Handle.

And you know, when you're like checking out the candle, and it was like making my day. Like it smelled so fucking bad. I was like an addict. I was like, "Give me fucking more. That's sniffed. Let me sniff that."

“I feel like nest, you can just like get out of the grocery store, can you?”

Yeah, I probably shouldn't. Also, it might not be nest. And I could, I don't want to, you know, false advertise. The kids left today. How are you feeling?

You can't live. You can't live without them. They grow up so fast. They grow up so quickly, so they're already out of the house. You guys are empty nesters.

Bobby, I thought it was going to be more upset. I thought it was going to be more upset. I thought it was going to be more upset. I'm like, "Oh my god, you're leaving." He goes, "Yeah, I'm going on an airplane."

He didn't even turn around and wave. But I wanted to shout out Gini because she's pregnant. Their mom, with a third. And she actually has a TikTok that's great because she's a former nurse. It's a former, what's the one's Nicky?

Nicky? So she knows what she's talking about. And she's funny.

“So if you're becoming a mom, a mom, just interested in Mom's stuff.”

Follow Mom a Gini D on TikTok. It's funny because she made a TikTok like a couple months ago about something. I don't even know if it was pregnant. I think it was like labor-related. And I saved it.

And I was like, "I'm so happy that Hannah is related to her." So that like when I have a baby, I can just text her and it won't be weird. Or videos are super educational, but also funny. Yeah, she's very funny. Anyway, shout out Gini.

What else is in my notes? Oh.

We never commented on, I posted something that I was trying to trigger a response from you.

I page-bated. Oh. And you didn't even respond. I don't know if I saw it. What was that?

It was a photo of my nails over my upper thigh. And you could see all of the hair on my upper thigh. I DM you. Oh, you did. What did you say?

I would never let that go, Hannah. Please. I actually think between all the messages of the pages yours got lost. Because the pages were like, "As the page, I don't know what to be more mad at." Because you want to know what?

You send me an insane amount of memes. Like, no, like, it's insane. You're one of a couple people that I opened up my phone. And my only job is to send stuff to you guys. Sorry.

I didn't mean for this to sound like I was complaining. I'm not complaining. It fills my day with joy. It doesn't have a bad ratio, too. Because look, I'm a sender.

I'm a giver. Now I can't find it. It's possible you responded in your head. So I took something off. I might have texted me personally about it.

Because I'm at the beginning of August. And I don't see it.

We go through a range of emotions.

“I thought my upper hair looked so pretty.”

My upper thigh hair against the sun. Like, it's really sparkly right now in the summer. It's like blonde. And very cute and soft.

I really hope our message has never got subpoenaed.

Because just like scrolling our DMs is actually scary. Hannah, look, I'm so supportive of you having long leg hair. Because like who told us other than the patriarchy that we have to shave. Like you're not less of a woman because you have hairy legs and undone nails. Most women have hair on their legs at some point or other.

I have hair everywhere my Italian boyfriend grows hair. And that's scary for him. And I grow hair and places my Irish husband doesn't grow hair. So that's something I can do with me. No, exactly.

Which leads me to my next point. I don't know because I am an elder. However, I heard that the jenzy boys come closer. Are shaving everything. And I learned that from some people, but I didn't believe them.

And then I saw a video of young blood.

A familiar with young blood.

For people only listen to audio.

“I'm so sorry right now because I familiar with a young blood.”

Is this the audition? And then I have like, you know, we have to play that game where it's like you hold the phone up. And it says a saying and it's like we say this one because we really have so many. But like is this the audition for Pippin? It's just like somewhere you're supposed to be, but you don't want to be there.

So you turn and you say it's audition for Pippin. And then when I would tour, all these theaters would have like shows that they would do. And then whenever it's a Pippin, I would send it to her. Mr. People. So anyway, young blood. He was wearing these like crazy.

He's like a rock star and he's like shirtless and he's wearing these like really low rise tight. Like they're talking about. Pups. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like I wasn't trying to look like I'm not trying to look at it.

It was bare and I just noticed not a pew. Like he's acting like old school rock stars except they had their pubes out. Like they had their and it was hot and you'd see like the happy trailer. Like hey, I have crabs right now. Yeah, you could see the crabs crawling through their pubes.

He's shaving. Yeah. It's going to get what's it called like, you know, when a guy like shave this chest. Then you like put your head in the chest literally. It's prickly.

Yeah. Why are they they doing? I don't know am I at one of this old people. There's like everyone should have a bush. But like, I don't think guys should be shaving their pubes.

Unless you're requested it or drag queen. Oh, sometimes giggly squad is mad. Lips and it's as you say things and I don't know.

I've never finished a sentence.

I just say a thought and you try to guess. Also the gaze can shave because they're perfect. They're expressive. Well, they're doing things. And you have stuff to do.

Yes. Yes. I mean, some of these guys are shaving their legs. It's come to my attention that over the years, they're shaving more and more. I was at the beach recently and I came across a group of men and I realized they all had their armpits shaved.

“Now, in the summer, does it get a little squirrely?”

Are you going to take a scissor? Maybe trim a little. So it's not popping out totally. Fully shaving? No.

No. But you know, there have been moments that I've been shaving. And I've been waxing. And I said, the men should have to deal with this too. But now that they are, I like chest hair.

Are you kidding? I love it. Show me that you're a man. Yeah. Like your mom's chest hair.

Like, yeah. I love it. Everyone is different taste. And some girls might like a baby doll finesse man. Yeah.

Instead of shaving your legs, like, build a business. Build a business. Call your children. Work. Fight the patriarchy with us.

Oh, I want a man to care about his appearance in the way he presents himself to the world. Yeah. No. I don't want a man who is doing routines that I do to look like. Me, like to be me.

You know? You're so, there's something nice about being with a man who doesn't have to worry about if his legs are shaving or not. And if you're wearing, and I'm worrying, that's a stressful household.

What are you doing?

Like, the random things they do.

It's like, for why? Who?

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A bunch of people were DMing me about my toolbox. I actually got some DMs about your toolbox too. You started toolbox business for girls. And I just put all my ex-boyfriends in it.

“And I got a question and someone was like, "Where do you keep your bolt cutters living in New York City?”

Where do you keep your bolt cutters in apartment living and how often are you pulling them out?"

What's a bolt cutter? Remember when I lived in that one building and they locked my storage unit because they said I didn't pay the fee. And I was like, "Not only did I pay the fee, I paid twice for one month." And you guys wouldn't give me my $50 back? And you're clearly over it.

So they locked my storage unit and I said, "Uh, honey, call the police on me. So I ordered bolt cutters on Amazon and I bolt cut it off." I said, "You're not going to lock up my stuff that I paid for." You never told us this. Did you put on like a black mask when you went down to do it?

No, but you want to know what? I whipped them up like I'm walking down to the storage unit door and see my bolt cutters. So whatever someone was like, "Where do you keep your bolt cutters?" And I started laughing hysterically because I keep them next to my bed. But because I don't own a gun, I don't own a gun.

And I don't intend on owning a gun. But God forbid someone gets through my doors bolted and gets into my bedroom. You have another bolt coming your way and it's my bolt cutters. Every time I forget you're just a small town girl. You know, you're just a small town girl.

And you're looking at my city. You're not gonna make my bedroom. You're not. Like you're literally not.

“I think I have so much rage for men that if a man really did try and like do something to me,”

I would, my fighter flight would be insane. And you know you have, do you come under your bed or like not visible? Like next to your vibrator? No, that she's in a cute little box tucked away. She can't be seen.

No, I keep them like leaning up against my nightside table so that if I hear someone, I can grab them. I'm not shuffling around under my bed. Things happen fast, Hannah. They happen quick. You've got to be able to move.

You're just a live life in a fighter flight.

You're just like, "Hey."

“No, actually, with the podcast, every non-men, there's like a little sound in the breeze.”

And Paige would be like, "So much breaking in." And we have to wait three minutes for you to make sure no one's broken into the house for you to continue the podcast. We've actually lost years of our life to this. There's a lot of freaks out there, okay?

And for whatever reason, I draw the men. There's a lot of freaks you can't trust them. No, you can't trust them. Which brings me to my next point. May I?

I don't know what's going on in the universe. But the Lindsey Clancy case at the same time as the hate and penitya situation. And we talked about hate and penitya last pod. But I didn't... Like, I thought, "Oh, she had a geoverdose."

Or she took her own life. She had a really tough life. Things that are coming out. The ex-boyfriend that she had a restraining order that him and his brother were at the scene of the crime,

the month her restraining order was up. And in her last building, her building put pictures up of the ex-boyfriend. Like, if you see this man, he's not allowed in this building. Like, please call the police. He was, like, immediately gave whatever drugs

she was on, like, to the police, like, brought a bag of drugs. Like, he was so helpful. Did they declare it? I'm not a homicide already. I don't think so.

“I think they just said, like, investigating.”

I don't think they declared it anything. So many things that happen in Nashville, like, happened in our life. And one of the things with Nashville, one of the singers had a stalker, ex-boyfriend who was, like, showing up at the studio. Yeah.

And all the drama of that. But anyway, we don't know the facts. Right? I also want to say with the Lindsay Clancy's trial. Again, there's tons of conspiracies out there.

Yeah. But at least we can raise awareness to post-partum depression. Yeah. We didn't went through it. And it's crazy that we have to have, like, all these different defense mechanisms,

rather than, like, dealing with the actual problem of, like, certain men. But I think, like, one of the things that makes me feel the safest is,

he's, like, I'm always telling my friend something.

Like, I feel like, throughout your 20s, you go through different relationships. And you may be getting to a relationship where you fight a lot. And you tell your friend about it.

“And then you get that first boyfriend who's, like, don't tell your family or your friends,”

anything about us. And that is, of one of the biggest, right? Yeah. And I know there are a lot of people, like, yeah, don't tell your family, because then, like, if you step, you know, you don't want them.

And there is definitely boundaries. Like, I'm not calling up my mom for a little thing. But things that I find big, I'm telling her about it. And I'm telling my friends, because God forbid something happens. I want my friend to be, like, actually, she didn't think that.

And so, like, with Hayden, I wish someone would be like, she would never have been with him. Anyway, I'm not a lawyer or anything, but it feels strongly about it. It has to be looked into for sure. But you are definitely on conspiracy TikTok.

I'm just home eating pickled garlic, reminding my own business, watching reenactments of murders that could have possibly happened. Speaking of other celebrities. Yeah. I watched the Travis Barker documentary.

Very interesting. Yeah. Very interesting. He's like, poor kid gets kicked out of his home early, because mom dies. Where is he from?

Actually, I don't know. The mom early on was like, this kid's going to be a drummer. And the mom would sit with him and make sure he would do all his practices. And before she died, she was like, make sure he becomes a musician. Like, she knew he was special.

How old is he when she died? I think it is teens. So he immediately started acting out, whatever. But he gets in a band, gets picked up by another band. And then Blink 182 was on the rise.

And he was out of festival with them. And their guy dropped out the day before. And they were like, someone was like, Travis is like the best drummer. You should just have him do this gig. And he learned everything in one night.

And they were just like, we got to get this guy. How old is he? I feel like he was early 20s. He's been the thing with Travis. I guess that like, I didn't know.

He really is considered one of the best drummers of all time. I didn't know. I didn't know that. But I say Blink 182. It is the best of like.

You make this last forever and ever and ever. Well, where is the music like that anymore?

Like, I feel like our first two years of high school.

That's all it. What, like, all American rejects.

And just can't wait. Very first day. The men are too busy shaving their god damn stomachs. Meanwhile, Travis was just getting, well, he was getting tons of tattoos. Because he also was the millennial time.

“We're like, remember, people are like, if you got to touch it, you'll never get a job.”

Yeah. So, you remember what people tell you that? Wait, that is similar to like you won't have a calculator. Yeah. Travis, he got it on his neck to like make sure he had no plan B.

And it's like, because entrepreneurs weren't a thing. And he was just trying to think it was like, if you got neck tattoo, you better be a sculptorist or a musician. Yeah. So, he like blows up fast forward.

Also, he's produced someone like the best songs ever. He also does a lot of production. Anyway. He gets in a plane crash.

And it's not any plane crash, because Travis has always been scared of flying.

Yeah. Every flight he would take, he would call his dad just in case. Like, he was naturally a nervous flyer. He is with four people. Two of them don't make it.

Him and this DJ make it, but he was burned from the neck down. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, and they had to literally like, him and DJ AM. And DJ AM was the other one who was recovered better. Like, he wasn't even a vet of a burn.

And, but they said DJ AM was weirdly like calm about the whole thing. Where Travis was like clearly fucking traumatized. Yeah. He was weirder than DJ AM was so calm. They were like, what's he actually going through?

And DJ AM was sober. And interesting. Yeah. But then he, oh, did. Yeah, I died of a drug overdose.

Okay. So Travis recovers from the flying. He tells Blinkwenny to him not flying anymore. I'm taking, if we do it, a Europe trip. I'm taking a cruise.

So he takes a cruise whenever they have a Europe tour to Europe. On just your hives. And then drives around Europe wherever he does it. But then he talks about his love story with Courtney. And like, I know it's these documentaries.

It's like, so their perspective.

But like, his perspective was, he's always known her.

She's been a neighbor. She was just a friend. And he had, and he never thought he'd find love again. Like, he's been through divorces. He honestly, like, almost didn't want to live anymore.

Mm-hmm. And how she was there for him. And then that moment where you realize that this is more than a best friend. Like, I'm in love. And he never imagined that she would, like, love him back.

And then I guess she got out of her relationship. And then, like, he's basically, like, I felt like a teenager again in love. Which I know, like, the media is just like, they just keep looking each other. But I think that they, it's a really cool story of two people.

“Like, finding love later in life is so, yeah.”

Because you're not even later in life. They're only 40.

I know, but it was literally like, I felt like a first love for them.

Yeah. Like, it's giving, like, this is my first love. They've assessed each other. Then they're having so much trouble having a baby. She had, like, miscarriage, I think, and all this stuff.

And she's religious. And she was, like, God will give us a baby if we're meant to have one. I think they did IVF. It wasn't working. And then what did she just, like, I'm pregnant.

I'm pregnant. And, yeah, now it's just like, he's definitely been through a lot of shit. But it's funny that Kardashians love a man who's, who's going through it. [laughs] I wonder if throughout any of, like, the same of the Kardashians.

Obviously, like, we don't hear about it if they're not famous. But I wonder if they did at any point trying to, like, normal guys. Just to see, like, oh, maybe I could date a normal guy or if there's, like, no, not worth it. The problem with being that famous is if you date a normal person,

they immediately are not normal and you ruin their legacy life. Yeah. [laughs] They're like, go back to work, have fun. Like, it's like, Dalton Gomez or, like, he was just a real estate agent.

Ariana's ex. Oh, my God. I thought you were talking about, like, the New York City High School.

“I'm like, what else does that have to do with anything?”

And, like, you didn't even watch Gossip Girl. What are you talking about? [laughs] You don't know him, like, I know him. Um, so yeah, I feel like, other stuff probably happened.

But that was the gist of it, is just, he had, but he's a crazy hard worker. He's passionate. And, I feel like Courtney's been good for, like,

Wait, so does he fly now? Oh, yes, that was the point of the story. [laughs]

So, he basically said, one day he woke up and he was, like, I'm ready to fly.

And his children, he instilled in his children, his children are scared of flying. Both kids are, like, dead. This is a death sentence, do not fly. Mind you, I feel like the Kardashians fly, like, six times a day. Hello, there's Kylie Air.

Kim Air? They're in there right now. So I don't know how they dated unless Courtney just, like, isn't traveling as much, or she's, like, he just didn't dial maybe. Or he was, like, I'll see you in four days, I'm driving.

She's like, okay. But she basically says, I'm ready to fly. He goes, plan a trip. Don't tell me about the trip until 24 hours in advance, because I can't have too much time to think about it.

So one day, she's like, we're going to Mexico tomorrow. I want someone to do that for me. [laughs] No, like, it was really romantic. Yeah, she's, like, we're going to Mexico tomorrow.

And she's, like, freaked out.

And they, like, obviously, it was, like, a big private plane, and she's holding his hand and they get on. And they just helped each other overcome stuff, which was... A nice love rom-com. Honestly, I could overcome pretty much anything on a private flight.

[laughs] Like, I'll get over any of it. But he, he was on a private flight when it crashed. Yeah, that's scariest fuck. To actually be on a plane crash is...

“To be in a situation where you should have died”

and people did, but you didn't... I must feel... I couldn't imagine. You probably feel guilty for the private. For private.

For private. For private. For private. This is what I think. Yeah, he's just, like, why am I here?

Especially when it was his gig, like, he made everyone else come for him, which was really hard for him.

But ultimately, he lost his mom.

He lost his mom. He lost his friends. Like, he lost a lot of things, so to see him keep his head up and get through his addiction and, like, have a loving family right now. It's inspirational.

That whatever you're going through, there's light at the end of the tunnel, which leaves me two women's time of the week. Oh, fuck yeah. I've two. Hmm.

Mickey Fisher is realized that once you open a bottle of wine if you lose the cork, you can put a tampon in it. Yeah. We could've been using tampons this whole time. Don't wait.

Yeah. Why didn't anyone think of that? It's, like, period done way better than a cork. And you never get stuck. You just pulled out the string.

Hello. Oh my God. Then you could put it in your pussy and get drunk. Sorry. Sorry Kim.

Sorry Kim. Sorry Kim.

“Is it crazy that there was a time where kids were doing that?”

Look, the kids have been crazy. I have no other option. Wait. Oh my God. I said something the other day and I go kids are crazy.

And I was like, I can't even remember what it was. Do you remember? We used to wear Sophie shorts rolled up, like, to my spine. Like, it was, we'd wear the tiny, slow Sophie shorts. And nowadays, if a girl wears tiny jeans, I'm like a shoe, okay.

I'm like that can't be comfortable. I can't be comfortable. Someone said that RIP Gen Z has an equivalent to RIP jeans, but I literally can't remember what it is. But it's like their version of.

I'm not buying, like jeans with rips in them already. It's something weird that they wear. I forgot. Whatever. My, my woman of stuff of the week runner up is Mama Riss on Instagram.

She can't keep her, these little bushes green. They keep, so she started spray painting the green and they look really good. Sometimes the water just doesn't do this. Where is this? In her lawn.

In her lawn. Yeah, she has, like, a little cute. And they were, like, turning brown all the time. She said, you know what? I'm going to take this in my own hands.

“And sometimes that's just what you have to do.”

Yep, truly. I've heard you want your mobile phone calls, but it's not easy for you to come. Who's with a XXL streaming app? A 2-tambi?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just a Alptraum. With mobile phones in real life, no Alptraum. Frank. From the beginning to the beginning, it's time to decide.

Monatly, could you? For 10 Euro in Monat. Frank? No. Frank.

You got mad at me this week? Did I, for what? Because of my sister. Because, Hannah. So if you know anything about me,

you know that I love a pimple.

I love a cyst. I love an ingrown. Oh, my god, Hannah.

“I'm actually, like, I don't even want to say it on the pod,”

because I don't want anyone to repeat it.

Just whisper it. Okay. So we're talking about like, nipple hairs, like a couple weeks ago. And I'm just like, I can't believe we talked about that. I'm gonna get this one.

You were really excited to talk about it. Hannah, the other day, I look down. I had it. I almost went to just show you. Why was I?

I had an ingrown nipple hair. It was in two pores. I go, I go, so it's like you had a nipple under nipple. I go, there's no way I had to take tweezers. I'm like scratch the top of the skin, so I could like get it.

Disgusting. How did you let it get to that point? Are you not even evaluating your nipples? I feel like you can. It's too sensitive.

You can't exfoliate that thing.

I was like, how long did I let this go? Wait, us weekly pleas. Please be like, pay it. Overcomes. I get with the New York Times printed that.

The photo editor of the New York Times needs a raise. Because I didn't send a video. They were like, "Can you send a video?" And I sent like a pretty photo of me on Seth Meyers smiling. They were like, "No, we'll screenshot."

Well, I have to buy the New York Times. I have to buy it. I think I'm gonna take a photo with it. No, we have to buy it. Well, Ruby, just saying.

Oh, my sister. Hannah has calls me. I would say. End of spring beginning summer is when we, like, you told me about the cyst. I showed it on the pod.

Oh, yeah, she's been there for quite a while.

And I said, "Let me go with you when you pop it." And Hannah sends me this. Tom, I honestly was more insulting that you sent the picture rather than just being like the cyst popped on its own. And I just squeezed it.

You sent like, it had like a little bit of red blood. Like, there's no puss, nothing. You're like, "Oh, popped it." I was like, "Fuck you Hannah." No, no, I thought she was gonna like that I sent her any information about my cyst.

I want to love that stuff. Holding the phone, taking a video. I wanted to see two thumbs come in. Squeeze.

“I wanted what was it gonna come out in this screen?”

Okay. My side of the story was I just accepted I had this like thing on my back 'cause my grandpa gets them. And I was like feeling connected there. I was like, it's a general thing.

Most Hannah coded. At a certain point out as a burner, you start getting stuff on your back. And they are humps and they're holding them. They're part of life. Look, I'm a canvas for my cysts.

So I, but it was so thick like you couldn't squeeze it. So I was like, this isn't a pimple. But it got growing and then I was like with my whole family. And at some point some sort, someone saw it in my bathing suit and the whole family's like, you got a good chunk.

You got a good chunk. There's nothing in Italian family loves more. Then when a member of the family has something that they can all physically look at, touch, and potentially squeak like, oh my God. Every one had an opinion. But then, yeah, they're all looking at the go, oh, I had one of those.

Is that it? Does it hurt? Put a hot pack. Have you hot packed it? The amount of times in my life I've been asked if I've hot packed something. I'm like, I haven't gone around to it. When something's on my back, I forgot about it.

I forgot I had it. Right. I did do a shoot with Lulemon and maybe I'll post it somewhere. They were like, turn around. We want to see the back of the sports bra. And I turned around like, okay, get the sick bat.

At least going to look sick. Yeah, you're like, you weren't expecting this as. They sent the photo. There's a huge system on my back. But I forgot about it.

And I'm not here modeling, like, giving kind, giving batty. You know everyone, oh, and I'm just there, like, is it gorgeous? This is my bad gorgeous. It's talking. It's like, I'm actually helping.

And it's like, I need a, I deserve a day, right? For this shoot. So they're, like, kind of get a dermatologist appointment. I go, don't even know what to start with that. So Jeannie takes upon herself the nurse.

It gets me a doctor's appointment. Oh, I'm going to say an operated like on the kitchen. No, no, that's what you want. That's like your little freaky, like, dream. Yeah.

So then my phone starts blowing up with them, like, calling me to, like, ask questions. So, like, that's why I hate the doctor.

“But, like, I guess you have to do this stuff.”

And I'm like, please email me. Anyway. So, did you go yet? Well, I was supposed to go. But then I'm thinking about it.

And I'm in the shower. And it actually was kind of itching me. Yeah. Sorry to get itching. So I said, what if I just, it's hot in here?

I said, what if I squeeze a tiny bit?

And I looked at my finger. There was white stuff on it. Yeah. So I said, let's go. It's go time, baby.

I was doing it for, like, 10 minutes. No mirror. Just squeezing. Rod dog. Do you believe with the hot shower?

So I'm going in different person. And I, it's, the, it cats pushing.

You're just basically your blind back there.

Only new blind. Yeah. And then I was like, okay, it's definitely flatter. And I took a photo and it was super red.

“And that's why I sent it to you because you're my doctor.”

And then I went, finally, to the Durham yesterday. And they were like, yeah, it's a pimple. Yeah, it just assist. What was she called assist? And I was like, I don't know.

Assist is just a big pimple. Yeah, just like a deeper, like deeper in your skin. Do you like me more when I have my sister when I don't? No, I like you when you don't have your sister. Very good.

But she said that it's probably going to keep growing back unless I cut it out. Yeah. You got to get the bulb. You got to get the bulb of that.

Yeah. So I can't swim for two weeks if I do surgery.

And I was like, I play mermaid with Lois every day.

So she'd get really mad at me. But like, because of stitches. Oh, really? They would have to do stitches on it. Okay, that must be.

It's a big one. I need an updated pack. Because now I'm going to want you the progression on. If it grows back. Yeah, let's see it.

We've talked about it. Oh, it's okay. There are a lot of times this summer. It's been you showing us things and us having to lean in and really look. Actually, I feel like it's like, is it like gone?

No. Oh. Well, Jeanne is getting mad at me because on TikTok shop, they have really good kid stuff for like $13. So she's like, Lois does not need more purple sparkly dresses.

“And I'm like, but that's what she loves.”

She's like, we can't fit these many purple sparkly dresses in her closet. And I'm like, she'll make it work. If Lois will do anything, she'll make it work. Well, you could start a closet at your house. I'm going to imagine she's our own walk in closet when she comes.

She would love it. You could like be like, this is like your princess closet. And you could just do it with all like costume like princessy stuff. Send Lois over for a week. I know.

We were walking in town yesterday and she goes, I'm going to go in this store. Picks the most expensive Italian store leather. She walks into Laurel Piano and she's like, this, this two of those Hannah's going to need a lot.

We walk in. They're like, chill. Everything has been imported from Italy this morning. And she's looking around. And she's like, yes, no, yes.

She's touched. And she's not. She's not touching stuff like a toddler. She's touching it like. Which is not like swear.

She's like, she pulls out like a little eye thing.

“Where's like a magnify where she's like, she's like, what's the count pad?”

Is this? She's like real diamonds? No. That's giving a sparrowscape crystal. She, yeah, she goes, just loves expensive things.

And she's like, Hannah, get this, Hannah, get that. And I'm like, Lois, I've been with you for three weeks. I'm out of money. And patience. And patience.

And patience. Um, also, I called you during dinner regarding sterling point. Do I have like the worst memory ever? When did you call me during dinner? Who was eating you or I?

I was. [laughs] Don't mind. See if I'm eating your eating. It's our dinner.

Flack it. Flack it. If I'm eating your eating, girls go. Go, girls go. Wait, when?

And I don't even remember. I called you because someone texted me and was like, hey. Oh, yeah. A giggler realized. When we went to the next game a couple years ago, one year or two years,

we were sitting next to her Skyler, Jezando. Mm-hmm. Who is a big time actor?

I'd never seen him in anything.

So I didn't know. He's going to be in the new meet the parents with Ariana Grande. I can't. I can't. See, next to my dad, just kicking with my dad.

We just kind of sky. And he was with his girlfriend, who I think I was saying next to. She's an actress, getting talking, yapping, gossiping, whatever. I haven't seen Sterling Point yet. But we were saying next to, we were saying, what's her name? Ella Ruben.

Ella Ruben. So I, you guys, I'm friends with Ella Ruben. If anyone, I mean, she would, we're kind of, when you sit through a whole basketball game together, you were three people away from her.

No. No. Yes. Because it went, my dad, me, you, your dad, her boyfriend, her.

It is. I remember in that.

But you did talk to her in the back room.

I remember you at a table of people, and you were talking to them. So I think you did have conversation. So yeah, your friends. So we're friends. Um, everyone's talking about Sterling Point, I need to watch it.

You have to watch it. You want to know what? One of the best things about it is you feel like they're really their age. They're really talking to each other the way they were.

“And I think people are nervous about like AI writing scripts.”

Like it felt very real. Like whatever was happening. Okay. So it's good. It's cute.

And she's just like so beyond gorgeous that when she's, she's the type of pretty that I love to watch. Like you don't care what she's doing on the screen. Your eyes are so drawn to her. She's so captivating.

Well, let's be honest. You love a Bernat.

I love a curly hair Bernat.

You love a curly hair Bernat. Don't get me started on a curly hair Bernat. I just, speaking of one of my favorite curly hair Bernats. Margaret quality just went to a, did you see? She went to a movie premiere and she wore the new Chanel sandals.

That like don't have a front. Here's the thing. And I'm not just saying this because they're Chanel. They're iconic. Yeah.

In the sense of they're editorial. No one's buying them and going to the bodega for that situation. And a celebrity to be wearing at an event like so cool. Am I going in buying them now? It wasn't just clickbait.

It was like, if you're going to wear these, if people don't know, it's just a heel. And you're like the rest of your foot's just out. But it has a Chanel logo. And it wraps around your ankle. And then that's it.

Foot to ground. It's art. It's art. It's art. I love how someone was like, I can't believe a celebrity actually wore these Chanel flats.

“I'm like, that's what being a celebrity's for is finding the craziest thing on the runway”

and showing up in it. I mean, that's me. That's what I would do. I think that you know it's and how you make it work. Yeah, it's expressing yourself.

Fashion is art. And it's like, yeah, I'm obviously walking a red carpet. And then I'm going to put real shoes on. This is for the picture. Yeah.

It's for the pic. So Chanel market also. She's single right now. Yeah. It's it's giving freeing her foot freeing her life from it.

It's giving free foot pics. Because I'm ready. Yes. Yes. Yes.

We're obsessed with you, Margaret. Would you, if your name was Margaret, would you go by March? I would. You would. But you can't go by Margie.

I think I'd go by Maggie. Is Maggie sure from Margaret? I think so. What would Maggie be short for? Magenta.

“Wait, I keep seeing videos on TikTok and it's girlfriends.”

Showing their boyfriends a list of words and being pronounced this, and they can't do it. And I know it's it piss me off. It actually piss me off because I'm like. You're like 25 and you can't see the word. Shall I?

And know like, a pity me. You can't see that word and no. Some of them. Okay. There's some random doozy's.

Pieter. Hello. No one went to the front of us. No one has an ounce of culture. Wait.

What's it called when you walk in? And it's that little room when you walk in like F-O-A-A. Yeah. That's my one of my favorite words that you say. Um, last question and hardest question of the night.

Where are we doing questions? You used some speak in game show host. Like sometimes you'll start a sentence and it's like, okay. And now we're back. What?

Who's going to win this one? This is the question. If you were. This is online. If you were a finger.

Which finger are you? I'm pinky. All day. You don't expect much from me. I'm not holding things on my own.

I'm basically there for a show.

Leave me alone. But you can change a sip from a normal sip to an elegant sip. Oh, I have a lot of power. Also when you're evil, you use your pinky. I've picked things with this pinky now.

Yeah. What are you? I was arguably going to say your ring finger. Okay. And why?

Because it's giving star power. It's where the jewelry is. But I actually think pinky is more independent. Ring finger like meets a man. Yeah.

I would say ring finger is like super misogynistic.

You picked that.

I thought you were going to immediately go middle.

I just thought ring finger. I was just thinking of diamonds. But I didn't think deep enough. And I apologize for misconstruing your identity.

“I think you're middle finger because you're.”

You make a statement without saying anything to your haters. You're like, hey, just watch this. And they get me now. Wait, do you respect me because of how I deal with. My enemies.

How do you deal with them? I don't. Yeah, I do respect you.

I was going to say pointer finger because she's.

She's active. She's a little thicker than the other finger. And she'll try anything once. I don't even know why that's funny, but it's so funny. I actually can argue that I also think I'm a thumb because it's thumbs.

“I'm not like a Megan Fox thumb, but like a normal.”

And I don't mean to shame Megan Fox. But like it's funny that the most beautiful girl in the world has a little little thumb. But the thumb is a little too positive. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little corny.

I don't know too much. Yeah, you're right. I'm a little finger. Yeah, you're a middle finger. And you're blind.

Yeah. And I don't know why you're trying to deny yourself. What's Grace? Oh. She might be pointer finger.

She might be pointer for sure. Because she is like very in charge.

“Like she's in charge of the rest of them.”

Like she's basically telling. Yeah, because we're showmen, you know, you're like this. I'm going like this to people. She's telling people. Yes, she's making sure things are in order.

She's counting. She's the liaison between you and the song. Who don't get along.

They're always fighting over which action is better.

And so Grace has to be in the middle to be like, no, no, no. Well, I'm all the way on the end. Like, don't talk. You don't know what's going on. Don't care. Okay, well, that was really, really fun.

I was thinking of playing that game with us. Tomorrow, I have my cat cafe. So I'm really excited. I'm getting glam for it. I turned into you.

Hell yeah. The cats deserve glam. They're coming in full glam. Yeah. Have you seen their cat eyes?

So I'm getting glam. We're going to be kicking. It's going to be fun. I'll let you guys know how it goes. And I love that.

Talk to you guys later. Bye. Bye. (upbeat music) (upbeat music)