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>> What's up, my greasy gigglers? It's Friday, Friday, everyone's in the Friday. >> You know, I got dressed this morning and I was like, oh my god, so cute, like,
preppy, she's giving Beach House, she's giving second home.
And then I got on the Zoom and I'm like, I'm just dressed like Hannah. [LAUGH] >> No, but when you do it, it's chic. I'm obsessed with that you look like you're in boarding school and just gave your first hand job. And you're like, don't know what to do, and you don't know if it went well or not.
And we get sticky and then get kind of smells. >> No one warns you, no one tells you that it does in fact smell. That's something you learn on your own. >> His dick, the calm, I would say. >> Oh, I tried not to get that close.
“>> I think the first time I was like, oh, guys, gross.”
I wouldn't go into it, but I'm pretty sure I have a 15 minute bit about how back in the day, we used to, like, swallow and stuff on my upcoming specials. >> Anyway, you're gonna have to save that. >> Anyway, wait, I wanted to bring up your special, because I wanted to make it about me for a minute. >> Please, please, please.
>> How you know that you have a true real friendship with someone? [LAUGH] >> No, it's serious, listen to this. [LAUGH] >> Like, it's so easy to be happy when your friend is happy.
Like, oh my god, like, we're going out tonight or like something, whatever. But when your friend is stressed, no mind you, when you were filming this special, I was getting massage, but I knew, I knew how stressed you were for the trailer to come out. That, like, when it did get posted, I felt relief, I was like, you, and now she doesn't I'm to worry about that, you know. >> Well, you also sent me the cutest, sweetest, funniest text.
She goes, I realized it never texted you for your trailer, and I had a pair of social
relationship instead of congrats, which is basically, she commented on every photo I posted. She reposted everything. She lives on a full PR campaign for me yesterday, and then was like, hey, sorry, didn't text you directly, are you mad? >> Well, I was like, I'm no better than someone on Reddit.
>> Like, I literally made up that I have a friendship with this woman. >> Yeah, every then when you do something like really big, I turn into a fan, and then I'm like, if I text her, she really puts it right now. >> Is she doing it right now, like, is she on set now? We had an airport moment where I was like, I'm going to show you this trailer, and I just want to see your thoughts,
and that was like, the test, like, you didn't realize it, but if you didn't have a decent reaction to it, and I didn't need you, like, laughing hysterically, I just, I just know when you like something. >> Yeah, and you had a great reaction, and I was like, I'm going to go fuck, page like it, we're good.
“And that's how you have to be with creativity.”
Like, if the people you care about love it as much as you do, you go for it. And also we're just talking about the trailer right now, but I'm just a real perfectionist. >> You really are, it's actually exhausting. >> You think my hair is exhausting. >> You think your hair is exhausting.
>> Is exhausting, listening to you, like, make art is so exhausting.
>> Well, people don't talk about it, I'm, I'm a very go moon, people never talk about it.
They're brought up in any of these, you know, thought, thought things that people post. >> It's not brought up because no one, I feel like I have a front row seat to you as a business woman. >> It's not, it's not, it's not relaxed. >> There's nobody I know other than Hannah that will start something. And then halfway through, be like, this is horrible.
I can't believe you guys even let me get this far. I'm changing the whole thing. When I feel I feel fast, and I'm, I love to move, I love change. I will pivot, I'm a pivoter, but also by the way, just so you guys get a glimpse behind the curtain. So Grace sends us all these clips from what happened on the pod.
And Paige literally is like, love cute. Can you actually, like, change the background of that? Or, like, can you not use my face in that one? >> Well, sometimes Grace picks the most die ball, close green shots of me. And I'm like, Grace, act like you've met me before.
>> Grace thinks you're beautiful in every angle, that's why.
I will come in and be like, Grace, at point four seconds, there's like two.
And I'm like, we can't post this, this is not good enough.
“And then I'll be like, at point seven, five seconds, you have to cut that faster.”
And then like, do actually like a CGI moment over my head when I say this joke. Paige doesn't respond. Grace and I are in like eight hours of editing. >> I'm like, Hannah's skin color is giving orange. So maybe we change the lighting.
>> But everyone else is trying to raise their crushing.
Can you make that Hannah look aesthetically pleasing for like a second?
But that's the thing, like, when I'm with an outfit, I'm like, I'm stressed about editing clips. I don't have time. >> My favorite thing is, like, when we talk about merch, and you say, "Page, what do you think?"
>> I'm like, sorry, it's my time. Also, actually, we don't know where Grace is. She was supposed to be on this virtual, we don't know where she is. And Paige said, "Til Grace, to join that her own leisure." And I just want to say, shout out to you for, like, thinking of words.
I talk for a living, but I actually don't do words. You talk for a living, you love a word. >> Well, you know what? >> Not like a full sentence, a word. >> It's true.
I could make one word, my whole personality. I love a word that has an alternative rich person way to say, said word. >> Like for you, I. >> Yes, like for you, like, I love someone that would be like, "Oh, my God, leisure."
But then there's, like, a rich woman that says leisure. Like, at your old leisure. Like, I, like, I feel like, I feel like I have so many words. Like, okay, actually, this is so crazy. You know, like, the word mature.
Sometimes, one time I heard this woman pronounce it mature.
“And I, I literally remember where I was, how old I was.”
What I was doing when I heard that, because I was like, "Oh, my God, she's not like other girls." >> Well, not to talk about my husband, because that's annoying. But 'cause he grew up in Europe, he says some funky words. And for some, like, you are so dumb.
You said that word wrong. And then he's like, "Google it." And I'm like, "Oh, that's the European way. You're actually better than me." Sorry.
>> Sorry. I actually do think that sometimes I can have, actually. >> Sorry, whenever I have a thought. >> Period. >> I'm kind of very, very thought-
>> [LAUGH] >> Freedom explodes. [LAUGH] >> I saw this girl, she made this TikTok, and she was talking about how women, there's, like a bunch of people that will do, like- >> She's like growing them in.
>> That will do full studies on linguistics and the separation between men and women and things they say. And she was talking about how women say like a lot.
>> I mean, I've never, but some other women.
>> But like how women are like, "Oh, my God, all she does is say like." And like, like, that we have a lot of filler words. And some girl commented the video and was like, "I'm actually learning about this for like my thesis in linguistics or whatever." And she said, "From like all the studies people have done, women don't get to talk a lot." So we actually put filler words in because if there is a silence, typically the other person will immediately start talking.
So we almost have to add in filler words to keep our place to let the other person know we are not done speaking. And I was like, "Oh my God, we're trying to take up space. We're trying to get emotional." >> And the girl that made the, like initial video was like, "I would never hate on another woman for using filler words or like or having like a valley accent because it is most common women."
“And so why would I hate on another woman for being a woman?”
I also love a woman who speaks slow like this, I'm like, "Take waste a man's time, waste a man's time and actually never get to the thought, never fully get to the thought." >> Wow, now I think of everything differently. >> But what are we saying now before?
>> We literally just started the pot and we're already, we never had a direction, I actually think.
And we were talking about the trailer if you approve a lot of the gigglers approved, but they have to wait for you to co-sign before they jump on board. >> Well, it's funny because I had a lot of gigglers and my DMs seeing if they could figure out what exact second that I said while your hair looks so good like that. >> But you know what happened, you saw the wide trailer that's on YouTube. This was cut down so you actually couldn't see the full hair, so anyway.
Also, Lenore is visiting right now because the places spotless. Now like you clean before a hook-up comes over, that's nothing like the way I clean before my mother comes over. I do like to leave her some things because she likes to have a hobby and she really likes to do the dishes, that's like her thing. So I let her have fun, but like, does and I were cleaning like we never cleaned before. >> We were so scared, we really, yeah, we woke up early.
>> Oh, that's serious.
>> We woke up early and I was like, "Come on, we gotta go."
And we were like, I mean, this is more and more people do like once a week, but >> Do you know that I don't think I've ever seen you clean like, like I don't think I've seen because I'm a feminist because I'm a feminist. >> Wait, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen you take like a spray bottle and spray something. >> I do just like cleaning takes initiative and when you grow up in a time how household where like the women take over,
“I'm never used to taking that initiative. You have to just, even if you're at someone's house and I realize like you just have to start cleaning and I'm like respect it.”
But I see it as like invasive. I'm like, I'm not gonna touch your table. >> Like I wouldn't walk into someone's home and open up their refrigerator. So why would I open up their cleaning supply closet? >> I do think too. There's something like dinner.
I always hated how like when we were done eating all the women got up and took everyone's plates.
And you call me lazy, but I was like, no, the men can take my plate. Why is the why are the women doing this? They already cooked it all. What happens at your family holidays now? Who's cleaning? Okay, well my dad and Papa are perfect and adorable. My Nana cooks and she takes the plates, but then Papa loves cleaning. Like Papa is handles all the dishes and that's how my mom and dad are too. I just never like when all the men are sitting down and the women are at work.
>> And like what is this? >> Did you have chores as a child? >> Well, this is also kind of the problem is that I had a full-time job. I was just playing tennis. So it actually inhibited my chores were like, and there we go. >> And that's the problem. >> And we've just figured it out. >> Well, yeah, because I'm not good at it. So I don't want to embarrass myself in front of other people by being like,
“"That's how you put the dishes in dishwasher." I actually tried to do the dishes and Des was like never again.”
Like this is chaos. He's like, "I'm not. That's not what you put." >> I mean, how bad can you mess up loading a dishwasher? >> I guess some people like it more organized where I'm like, if there's an opening, it's like Tetris. You just figured it out. >> Well, cups are on the top plates are on the bottom. >> Yes. However, sometimes you don't have a convert plate. You have a weird shape bowl and I try to just shove it. >> But look, we all have our... >> We all have our clerks. We all have our things.
>> But I, the truth is after school, I go to tennis practice. I get home at 8 p.m. I have to do my homework.
And I think my parents were like, the girl has enough to run. She can't do it. She's tired. I played paddle this morning. >> How is that? >> Well, I want everyone to know. It's different than pickleball. I'm not like on the dark side. You don't have to call the police. I'm not playing pickleball.
“Hannah actually texted me and said, can we push the pod one hour because I'm playing paddle?”
And you know me, I don't know sports or anything. But I've never heard her talk about it before. And I said, wait, just checking in because one time you did say, don't ever let me play paddle or I will get arrested. And she texted back and goes, nope, that was pickleball. And I said, great. >> Yes. Yes. Also, sorry, I like can't take you seriously because you dressed like me right now and I lost your spec for you. >> I'm like, what is your dog about? >> Like you.
>> Wait, one day we should do a pod and all the you and UVV and we just talk the whole time. Like what we think about it would say. >> I would just immediately start crying about my diagram, but. >> No, I actually had a dream about it the other week and it's like why are you welcome to my dreams. I had a dream the other week and my mom told me like gossip in the dream like he used to.
And I had and I woke up and I went to my Instagram because I was like, is this how I get messages now? Like, I know something to me in a dream and I woke up and I had to like check my Instagram for something to see if it was like true and real, but it wasn't. But I sat in it for a little because I was like. >> It can be witchin. >> Yeah, because I was like, no, I had a dream that my mom came and whispered something in my ear. And so, and right when I woke up I was like, my mom just told me something and that's really scary.
>> But anyway, I do, I do feel like I want to play sports. I want to be athletic. >> Oh, I sweat. >> I'm not done with my battle stories, but I woke up to play at 9 a.m., yeah, which is early for me. And then it was so hot and I was so tired after it, I was like, I need to cancel all my plans. Like, hold on, wait, just like to take it back for a minute. What is the difference between paddle and pickle ball? So paddles European, which makes it cool, okay? Like people in Spain and then South America play it.
It's called Jared, it's way more advanced than pickle ball.
>> The kids. >> What is it? What is it with a whiffle ball?
>> Which is so funny, imagine someone being like whiffle ball is now a sport. And like, on these people, they're just like, do you remember whiffle ball is a kid? >> Yeah, I thought it was stupid. >> Yeah, it's for the unathletic baseball players. >> Yeah. >> So anyway, but look, if you're playing pickle, I totally support you. It's just as a tennis player, we get hate, even in the community and I could only handle so much.
>> Within the industry, I mean, I love the industry. >> I love getting out of the industry, can we get in trouble with? >> My favorite is gossiping to page about sports drama and stand-up comedy drama, because like, you have no, I was gonna say gun in the fight, that's not the same. >> No, skin in the game, thank you. >> You should hear me when I tell other people tennis gossip,
“because I'm like, and that's what I heard from my friend, right?”
And they're like, do you know any of these people? I'm like, no, and that's what makes it so good. >> Like, we're in tour, we were like, running out of things to talk about. And I would like see something on my Instagram if people you definitely didn't know, and I go, these people are getting divorced, do you want to know why?
And then, to make her interested, you have to start from the beginning. Like, I'm like, she was born in a small town, and you were locked in. >> Oh, God, yeah. >> You're locked in, but anyway, how are you? >> I'm good, how are you? I, um, oh, crash about your hat.
>> I was gonna, I was gonna say, go's girl of the week. >> And yes, first of our girls go love the week.
>> Wait, how did I end up on too much? What is going on? >> Wait, the first ever girls girl of the week is hilarious.
“>> You are, I'm so proud of you, you want it.”
>> Thank you so much. I wasn't even campaigned. >> I'm a stickler with you, you don't just get girls girl of the week. >> Well, because Daphne launched bridal support, so like, if you're going out of bachelor. >> Right, so the support is so funny. >> Right, so help. >> You know, bridal support at DaphnetheLabel.com.
So you can, like, bulk order, monogram things, just take easier for what, if you're the maid of honor or whatever. So we get a lot of emails, and let me tell you something. The Googlers are animated, like, they're giving you the plot, they're giving you the full, story, they're giving you why they've chosen cloud over white stripe, because it's just, like, not aesthetically pleasing and the background.
You mean, you're like, they tell you. >> I also feel like, because they also think you might be judging them. >> They're like, hey, I know that yellow seems like a weird choice. >> I swear, because it's like sunflowers that, like, just trust me. >> And they're like, let me send you my Pinterest, because I feel like I break it out more for you. >> No, so I do think, sometimes they're, like, well, what if she's reading this email?
“Which sometimes I am. So that's how we found this girl.”
We had a made of honor email in and say, like, she was planning bachelor ad, and it was going to be in New York City. So I was like, oh, this is a perfect bachelor ad to crash, because I'm right here. Come to find out. So we're, like, talking to the maid of honor. We're, like, what if, like, page surprise the bride? The maid of honor adds another girl to the email, and she goes, actually, she knows more about the logistics.
This girl emails and goes, okay, so that was actually the bride, and she's so type A, that she was pretending to be me, and asking for the order. And now she's looped me in, and we're, and sorry about that. >> I can't, so from that moment, I was like, I can't, like, I love a type A girl that's, like, actually, I'll just do it myself. >> We pretending to be your own assistant is, like, not talked about enough, and needs to be done as women in STEM. To be like,
hey, Hannah's waiting for the follow-up. >> I actually have talked to a couple of people who have
made second emails, pretended to be their own assistant, and, like, always made themselves a man,
because people were a spot better. >> So anyway, so we're, like, let's surprise both of them, because now the surprise is, like, totally ruined. So we email back and we're, like, sorry, like, page of schedule, like, it's just not going to allow it, but we would love to make you a reservation for Friday night, or for Thursday night, when you guys arrive for, like, you're, like, welcome drinks, basically, like, we'll make the reservation, we'll set the time on us.
>> So, Daphne also will plan your budget. >> So, Daphne literally will plan your budget. So, we had the bride and the maid of honor have no idea. So, I had a couple of people from Daphne already there and I'm in the basement. >> It's giving pumped. >> Really? >> Literally. And, like, that shepherd is going to come out and be the leader. >> You're just in a basement with the headset, and you're, like, the eagle has landed. >> So, they get there, that, on my Daphne,
employees give them, like, a bunch of matching shirts and matching sets and everything that they wanted,
Then they went and sat down and were, like, okay, like, have so much fun, lik...
page can come, whatever. Then, like, two minutes later, I brought over, like, champagne to the table.
“It was so fun, and just, like, a, like, easy, quirky, fun, cute thing. Like, it was a great, like,”
kick off of her bachelor at weekend. Like, I just felt like it was such a adorable moment. >> I also imagine you doing things, like, without me, and I'm, like, how, because normally, normally, I'm, like, how'd you get out of the house? We were doing it. I would have jumped, and you'd been rolling your eyes in the back, or, like, you're surprising someone on your own.
I'm, like, but she's so, like, cool. You actually, you're, you're never spoken to someone.
>> I'm, like, she's never really exclaimed before, but you, I saw the video coming your little kitten heels, and you were just like, you really want to know it's so fun. I was scared to shut out of them. I'd be, like, during the whole thing, I didn't know what to do with my hands. >> I know, I know, I was, like, grabbing them, because I was like, hey, I'm just, like, a small, small girl. >> Like, it just so shy. You guys know what I'm saying? >> I just show shy.
So then, when you do difficult things like that, I'm always like, oh my god, look, or her navigating the world in her kitten heel. But also, like, surprising someone is, it's tough, because you're, like, what if they don't respond the way you want it? And then once you're there, I'm like, what do we talk about? >> Yeah. >> So how are you? >> No, I was very, I was nervous to surprise them, but I was nervous to surprise them, because I thought they, like, knew. And I was like, I didn't want them to be,
like, oh, yeah, obviously, like, you're, hey, you're all, hey, thanks for watching. >> Got us, my bad dreads, right? I got like a little nervous, but they were so sweet and it sucks that they have, like, a horrible weather weekend, but, well, at least in the city doing, like, fun indoor things. >> They sent me, like, the power point for the whole wedding weekend, so I knew, like, with the vibe was for all the outfits. And, like, there's nothing I love more than a power point that a girl
makes that has nothing to do with her job. And, like, because they're so helpful and resourceful, like, who, the girl that made this power point, like, she was, like, think skirts, shorts, pants, skirt, like, I'm, like, so close. >> Like, she gave a vibe of, like, she should give me that, of what she should, you guys should wear, and I'm, like, so everything is acceptable and ago.
“>> Their minds, me of us and one of our important zooms, which is just, that should be a show in”
itself, because Paige and I were, like, just listening to people talk, but I felt like we should say anything, and they were, like, are you ready? We have a presentation. And I just go, we love power points. And they're, like, okay, I were sitting there in the end, they go, um, Paige, you have any questions, and she goes, I'm just happy there wasn't a quiz at the end of that. I thought there was going
to be a quiz. I never got off the call, because someone had to crack a joke. You know, I literally,
almost interrupted, and it was, like, what in the eighth grade science class, because I've almost fallen asleep seven to five. >> Well, point of a PowerPoint is you get to press it and surprise people with a funny photo. >> I texted Hannah while we were doing it, because I had literally in the moment come up with the most genius thing I've ever come up with, I could not stop yawning. >> So all I kept doing was rubbing my nose, because you couldn't see that I was yawning.
>> I was like, I figured out that, and I screenshot Paige in these zooms. And by the way, it's not with, like, three people. There's, like, twenty people. And, but I'm watching her. Believe me, I'm, I'm keeping eye on her. I always want to. I want to be the whole time. This, she can't help. Oh, egg, well, wait for what I'm going to say about you. Okay, she goes, come for me. No, but, like, I screenshot and send it to the group chat, just so
great to know is how you're representing us in a public thing around. Well, sometimes she pulls out her skincare, which, like, at that point, I'm just like, that's how I'm going to do. >> Okay, that's only what people, like, I, that I know. >> Yeah, that's what I was like, like, like, I knew, like, I pretend smile in this life way more than you, which, like, I'm jealous of. I wish I could have your confidence. I'm fake smiling, twenty-fourths, I have, and I'm like,
Paige is just sitting there, like, well, you've made yourself a clown for the people.
I didn't tell you to do that. Do, like, people expect people interact with you and they're always
laughing, so they expect you to also be in a real hard being a light in the dark world. >> Yeah, and I've given, I'm, I'm, I'm this close to a panic attack. So push me, and so they know.
“>> What was that laugh I just said? >> So what do you have to say about me?”
>> Okay, Ms. Performative. Hannah's in the Zoom, doing performative chin grabs, like, she's gone.
Like, she's contemplating a goddamn thing.
I go, what are you kernel mustard in the library with a revolver, like you're trying to look? >> I think everyone's watching me. >> I think people are watching me, and I have to show the image. >> I have the image. >> Wow. Yeah. We also, do you know what I'm doing? I'm hiding my double chin. >> Okay, the other thing that I think you do, that literally could make me burst out laughing at any moment that I actually have to look away sometimes,
is you nod, and it sounds, it sounds innocent enough, but she does it in a, like, hey,
that's a really good point never thought of that, and they didn't even say me. >> Okay,
I'm an active listener. I am a look, I'm an empath, and when someone's speaking and no one's
“reacting, you know, you feel for inanimate objects, that's how I feel for real people, and”
no, like, when they're talking and no one's reacting, I'm like, come on, someone has to give them a little positivity, so you're, but you know, that's why I don't like social situations, because by the end, I, I should win an Oscar. >> Well, I had to, I have a team meeting every two weeks, and last week, I said, guys, what are we doing here? This is an off-camera zoom. I get out of my face, like, are you there for our last off-camera zoom? >> Yeah, I'm the one that started it.
>> And guess who didn't finish it? >> Who? You? >> Yeah, I showed up and didn't go off camera. >> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was the first one on with one other girl, and I said, hey, you're either with me or you're against me, turn your camera off, and she goes, I'm with you, absolutely. Everybody else joins, there go, oh, it's a no camera zoom, I go. >> And I showed up two minutes later. >> And it shows up two minutes late, didn't have to do the intros,
because I'm just going to be camera on. She's like, keep it on camera, and I just was like, wait, I love my attention. And then everyone was talking, I was nodding for them.
“Could the truth is, if I'm off camera, I can't trust myself. I'm off camera. I'm playing tennis.”
>> This is gonna give on to camera. I'm petting my cat. I'm not listening to anyone, but if I'm on camera, I have to look at least like I care, and then you care more. Wait, I love how we just did 20 minutes about zoom calls, but I feel like it's relatable. >> No, but that's like really pertinent to my everyday life, so. >> Yeah, like we usually go darken in a really life. >> Yeah, so I love a little zoom joke in the beginning, and then I
could calm down when I get the laugh. >> Yeah, my quiz joke was pretty good on that.
>> That was really fucking funny. I always laugh a little too hard, and everyone's like, okay,
yeah, there's no each other. >> Okay, so I've been having a full woman in STEM moment lately, because I got some new plants, you know, planting, watering, sunlight, fertilizer, all of that. It's giving science experiment, but in the actual best way, and there's nothing more rewarding than watching something you planted grow. I've been getting my plants from fast growing trees, they're the largest online nursery in the country, and they have literally every plant you could
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but with fresh growing trees, I've been going pretty strong, and right now, Googlers can get 20% off their first purchase at fast growingtrees.com/gigly. That's 20% off at fast growingtrees.com/gigly. Your plant parent era starts now. >> So summers upon us, which is crazy, but I was looking at bathing suits, and I love cheap bathing suits. >> Yeah. >> Book, I don't know, because I'm not like doing a photo shoot in them, like I'm just trying
to be in the pool or the beach. >> Yeah, you're playing games. >> I'm playing games. Yes. >> Yes, or I'm sprinting, I'm swimming, I'm racing, I'm doing, I'm a mermaid. >> I'm doing activities.
“So it's impossible to lay out with you. >> No. >> Yeah, you're not. You have to be actively engaged.”
The only time you can really lay out is if we're discussing something that we've discussed
a million times, but there's one new fact, and we're beating that fact, beating that fact with
the dead horse, then you can lay and tan because you're actively doing something, but if it's the same old shit, you're like, should I like hit a tennis ball and we'll talk about this? >> Well, the good thing about our friendship is, it's eight years of drama. We can pull from so much. >> The archival are. >> The archival is a fucking good. And we rotate, but I got like some TikTok advertising for a bikini. It looked beautiful. I clicked it $195 for not the full bikini for the
Bottoms.
>> Yeah. >> What is in this bikini? That's $195. And it's separate. So that's a 400-dollar bikini. Making makes, as a designer, as a fashion mogul, make it makes sense to me. How do they get to those numbers? >> It's hard to justify because it's such a small piece of clothing. >> And what is it made out of that makes, like, isn't it just like, why would it suit, I would assume it's probably mostly spandex? Is that really pricey? >> No, but like, I don't know what
swim material, I don't know how hard it is to make swim because I don't even know what that's like made of.
“>> I don't know, I think it's like a real rip. It's a real rip. So we're shopping on, do you remember”
what website? Or like, do you remember, like, it was like a brand, like a swim brand, or it was like a clothing brand that had swim, but it was like, it was nice, like it had like 200 or 200. >> No bathing suits?
>> These are tough. But here's the thing that is hard to justify spending so much on bathing suits
is because a lot of the time, unless it's like a very good quality bathing suit, I would say a lot of the time after two summers, it's kind of like dingy and grossing you have to get a new one anyway. >> If it goes through it. >> Yeah, you go through them faster than other articles of clothing. >> So you know what makes me mad? It's because it's filled like they're pulling something over our eyes, where that I'm like, what the fuck am I supposed to do with one weird
colored bottom? >> You hate getting duped. Put it in a set, put it, it's like being like, hey, this earring is $200, this one earring. Like, obviously I need to buy the other earring. Wait, one time, I ordered earrings and it was the brand. It was like a brand, that was, they had a store
“in the West Village, I think it was like super big at the time. Something like, it was like a woman's”
name, something like Tasha or like, I forgot whatever. And everyone's getting these like a little mini dainty earrings and I'm like a half-two. So I go online and I like see the earrings that I want and I'm like, great, I'm gonna get this. It was like $195, I was like, that's insane, but like whatever, I get it, it comes in the mail, it's just one. And I'm like, is this a fucking joke? >> I'm like, clearly someone like messed up like the other earring and we like got on customer
service and they're like, no, we sell them an individual. Like they thought I was stupid. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> And I didn't realize it was like because every girl was doing like multiple piercings, so they just send it like one. But in like, it's a, it's a pair, I have two years and meanwhile men have three and one shampoo. But we're paying for, for one bikini bottom, how are we gonna take over the patriarchy when like, we're out amongst rent for half of bikini?
>> You know, it's something that would send me into a coma now that I would have like died
for in high school as you end in earrings. >> I never went that guy.
>> Someone say I've gone gay. >> I know you have, you have. And they were good friends. >> This is my question. Was it a little mini hoop? Was it a dangle with that? >> Dunzy or just a stud. >> Yeah. >> Okay, there was a time where guys with one stud, he was naughty. >> You're like, that's a bad boy. >> One stud, no, I liked double. I liked cubic zirconium. >> Oh, the way around. >> You would have loved the satan island guys. Like, you would have lost your mind
at the satan island mall in 2006. You would have been like dry humping at a hot topic. >> Well, you know, it's funny. It's like, remember when Facebook came out and we had like, we're just like in the kind of in the beginning of high school that like we could have it. And did you ever like happen upon like your friends, cousins, boyfriend, sister who like lives in a
different state? Like, I remember the first time I ever saw like a New Jersey prom, like on Facebook.
>> You're like in just being like. >> Wait a minute. Like, I don't know what's going on in my body, but I like these guys. >> It's funny because I heard that you're from Albany and I was like, "Oh, I didn't know they had Italians that like up north. I thought they all were in New Jersey." >> New Jersey? >> New Jersey. >> I didn't know they made them in the cold like that. Well, because my family didn't come through Ellis Island. >> Do you think you're better than us?
>> I know. >> How do you think I hear that? >> My great grandpa came over illegally as like a
“stow away, but through like a port in Boston. And he had like a cousin in Albany. So that's how he”
was a cousin. >> He was a cousin. >> Yeah, it was like wherever you could get a job. And so we didn't
Have anyone in New York City yet.
>> I mean, there's definitely like, there was definitely like a part of Albany that was all Italian at some point. No, I didn't like go to high school girlfriends that were Italian in the way I was Italian. Like maybe they were a little Italian, but they didn't either like celebrate the way I did on holidays and like their mom certainly didn't yell at them the way my mom did. So I'm like, she doesn't love you. >> I'm like, did you just tell your mom to shut up?
>> No, I love the jersey vibe. And I also love, yeah, I don't know what age that changed
that I was like, I would never date someone with in with two earrings. But now I'm like,
that's so terrifying. Although the thought of like shit being able to share earrings is nice. Everything I say, it's just like Pedro, a lesbian and a woman, I'm like, but you can have the same wardrobe and that would be convenient. Because I like said something and some girl made a TikTok and she was like, I literally said this right before I came out. >> Those age and I were famously on the phone and I said to her, I feel like every friend group has in the closet lesbian.
“And Paige said, not in my friend group and I said, that's how you know that you're the one.”
>> Guys, you think you think, I don't want this. I want this. My life would be so much easier.
Yeah, I could see like, you know that one random, like really girl, girl, they did my
list. I was like, yeah, if you did meet the bright girl, you'd have like the happiest life. But I don't know if that's for this lifetime. I just know the right girl could so I'd be off your feet. >> Here's the only reason and dare I jump in on this count, though. The only reason I say that I'm not is because from the moment I was little and I saw a boy, like, I knew I loved boys. I genuinely think that's why my mom made me go to an all-girls high school because she knew I loved
boys. >> Yeah. I also feel like I came out people would be like, boo, boring. It's like so much more exciting for you to come out. >> You would be so exciting. >> Because I'm lesbian passing.
“I identify a straight, but I'm lesbian passing and that's why I'm so close to the community.”
>> And not okay, guys, like me. Even though I got stuck, because I get lesbian vibes. But no, I have their own gay guy that is my heart, my soul. >> Yeah. You know, I've been hearing more and more people talking about gay's, gay's, eight versus girl's, gay's. >> Really? >> Well, there was like a lot of discourse on TikTok. I feel like about how there was a guy. Did you see the guy with the whole solid core thing? >> Yeah.
>> Okay, so that, that's so I didn't. We talked about it like in the very beginning. >> Is it still going? >> Hannah, it's still going on. And I don't know all the details if you want to look it up. I think it was in like Darian, Connecticut. >> Yes, this guy from Connecticut, who was like putting solid core on blast all the time. >> But it was this gay man who would go to solid core and he would go to like the earliest class every day. And something happened. I think he like
was recording the instructor and she might have been like late one day or something. >> Yeah. >> And they were like, please don't like record the instructors. Like, don't put this on the internet, whatever. And he was like totally like, but like, she would's late. And then something else happened and he got in trouble for something else. And they emailed them and they were like, you can't do this. And he was like, totally like, so sorry about it. And then something else happened
that like he was like, I didn't do this. So now he's almost at like three strikes. The last thing he did, I guess, was he's in the parking lot before the class even starts early in the morning. Like, I think he goes to like the six A.M. So say they're in the parking lot at like five 45.
“>> Also, that is when you should be in room sleep. Nothing good happens before seven A.M.”
or after one A.M. >> Nothing good happens before seven A.M. And I guess he was like yelling me instructors name and I don't and I think the instructor kind of got a little like, wait, like are you like really mad at me? Like, again, like it is a man at the end of the day. Until like all these girls were making TikToks about like certain gay men that have been like really mean to them, whether it be like in their friend group or like in a work setting or something.
And I'm like, yeah, it's happened to me a couple times and it's very drawing because it's like,
well, but we get each other. >> You're like, you're supposed to be on my side. Can I talk to you for a second?
>> Yeah, there are some men. It doesn't matter what sexuality they are that. Yeah, are misogynistic. There's women who are misogynistic. Yeah. So just keep an eye out in these streets. >> Obviously, gay men can relate to us on so many things. Like, that I had this one friend who
She was like, she was saying how one of her gay guy friends like said somethi...
fat while she was pregnant and she was like, and it just like really iconic. I'm like, who was this gay? Let me meet him. But she was saying like a murder feeling. She's going to so hormonal and he kept saying, like, you have to be pregnant with twins and she's like, and I'm not pregnant. >> You're crying because that's going to be you. >> I'm going to cry so much already now. It's going to be so hard for me. I'm going to be in pain all day. All I think about is my short torso
and that's because of you. I was never scared of that before. >> Paige, not to be depositive, but remember,
how much you loved raising your eggs in the hormones because you finally felt alive. >> I feel like, no. >> I felt real feeling. >> I felt real feeling. >> I felt real feeling. I felt real feeling stirring that and I was scary.
“>> You were girls go. >> I think girls go. >> Anyway, what are you saying?”
>> I've also had a gay man fight for me. I've never been fought for it. >> Yeah. >> I had actually a beautiful moment with a gay glur where I was in a lay at a coffee shop. Scared. And there was one beautiful man just standing there. And I was like, wow, he thinks I'm so good looking and then he came up to me. And he was like, I just have to let you know,
I love your comedy because on Netflix, there's not a lot of gay male representation.
So your feminine comedy is the closest I can relate to because I don't relate to other comics. And he was like, and through you, I've been introduced to other queer comics and artists and like, thank you for being a voice like that we needed. And I was like, I'm Lady Gaga. >> If there's one gay man in my audience, I go, it's really hard being Lady Gaga. >> You're like being the voice of a community. >> Hannah, you in a meat dress. I feel like is,
“you should do that one year for Halloween. >> But also like being straight is so boring. All I want to”
be is an ally to more interesting people. All I want in this world. Well, you want to know why being straight is annoying because it's so predictable. You got married, you had kids and then he cheated. >> Yeah, we saw that kind of, you know, it's just like our lives are so predictable. Where the gays think, they go out. They're doing things with different people. They're like, they're all over the place. >> Also, they're naturally traumatized because they were told by society that like what they do
is isn't the norm. So they're naturally been through shit that made them grow, which makes them hilarious. So anyway, just reminding all the gay girls how much we love you and any man that's in the closet listening right now. >> Wait, what are you doing for the holiday we've gotten to have any plans? >> Oh, the North visiting and she's getting many petty right now and she watched me play paddle and we might take, well, she loves a mental health walk when North loves a, and she goes to
love the walk. She goes fast. Also, we're going to Vegas for the American Music Awards. >> Oh, fun! >> 'Cause you had a wedding. >> Yes, I do. I have a wedding in the middle of the week. >> I do have to say, I did find out I do have one wedding because it seems to have happened to press in me being like the new weddings and then I felt like I was like talking about me like, oh, she doesn't have any friends. There's a wedding that doesn't tell me about that I am invited to.
>> So not your friend got it. >> Sorry, all my friends are sluts. Sorry, they're all business sluts. Who don't want paperwork involved? >> Sorry, my friends have rejected the patriarchy. >> So my friends haven't settled. >> Yeah. >> Sorry, I'm the only friend who's got paper work involved. Did you see sports illustrated? They were like Alex Earl, can you ask Hannah some questions about dating? And I was like, oh my, I'm like, why don't I'm going to say to Alex Earl about dating?
I'm like Alex Earl, like I've literally haven't sent a, like a good flirty text in a minute, even though back in my days. >> You still have it in you. >> I haven't in me and I do um, moonlight for a lot of relationships, but like I haven't put myself out there obviously, but she's asking questions about dating. And then at the end I was like, I'm fucking married.
“I don't have to, I don't have to be defensive about. I married. So I, like you have to look at what I”
say when you went. >> Okay, one of the questions was funny. They were like, do you wait to text back or not? And I think I actually had kind of a good answer because I feel like waiting a text back. Yeah, do it a little bit, but it becomes too exhausted to be like, um, did I hit the hour mark? I think you text back immediately with typos. So he's like, she's like, she's busy, but also like, she clearly doesn't give a fuck. She just wanted to immediately end spelled everything wrong.
She never, she sent the dollar friends and I think there's something confident about that.
You get the conversation going.
hour text things with guys where I'm like, I don't even know anything about them because we've only
were playing this like game. I'm like, we're all on our phones. Everyone, all the time, everyone, but I said I wouldn't double text. >> I mean, I've definitely done it. I've done it like, if it's like, we're texting during the day and then like, I'm out, but I'm not like continuing a conversation. No, like, I'm not asking the next question. Like, like, if a natural question is to follow, like, then I'll say it, but if the conversation has come to a halt, I'm not reigniting it with a question.
Or like, if I said something really does, like, if I just said, okay, to something, then you can continue it as just like being nice. Also, if he's your soulmate, you could literally send him a paragraph about how you want to have his babies and he'll be like, cool,
same. >> Yeah, you could never act too crazy for the right guy, ever.
>> Me and Hannah are very much in the true belief of traumatized them early. See with this handle. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Yes. >> And then you can weed it out really quickly. >> Speaking of, women of some of the week. Wait, before we get to women of some of the week, it's just got ahead of myself. >> I've had show many girls messaging me, cosmatologists who have learned the art of the gray hair, honey. And a lot of them said, it's a myth that it's not that if you pluck
one out, five will grow in its place, it's that the belief that is that you are damaging, damaging the follicle. Okay. And that causes to grow back a little weird. >> No, I forgot with it. >> That you've just lost a melanin, that it's growing. It's not going to grow five more back, but that follicle, it's going to grow gray because you've lost a melanin. >> But it was a ready gray. >> Yeah. My girls were like pluck away. >> Okay. So it's funny, whenever we say
we're confused about anything, we get tons of messages from gigglers. And I was telling
“Des, I'm like, oh my god, we get so many messages from doctors. He's like, who's message you do up?”
I'm like, people are like, hey, I'm a surgeon at NYU Lengone. I was just listening to giggler's squad. But I did get one message that threw me. This girl said that she's our women and save the week. She is a twin. And she said, they did their own study. >> On the ground, it's on the ground journalism. And so that she plucked her grays and her twin didn't. And she has more grays. So that threw me. That threw me. threw me up. But I'm still plucking. What are you,
because what are you doing if you're not plucking? >> Well, a lot of girls were giving different roots, sprays, the babies, or I just want to go full gray with thick tortoise shell glasses and a cape and just like walk around, like talk a shit about everything. >> Okay, but not like our thirties. >> No, more like, like our sick ladies. >> But our women of some of the week run are up. It's Shakira. >> Yes. >> Do you know what she cared of? >> Yes.
>> Do you want to tell them? >> So a couple of years ago, I don't know if you guys remember, but Shakira was accused of tax fraud in Spain. And she literally proved the court wrong.
“And was like, give me back my $10 million, I think, is big, they seized or something, or froze.”
>> I should have known about this part. >> And so she proved that she didn't commit tax fraud. And they were like, okay, yeah, you're right, we're wrong. >> Gone to be controversial, but sounds like an inside job. Sound something something fishy was going on. >> Can girls commit tax fraud? >> No. >> I don't think we should pay full. We should pay 70% tax.
>> If women were in charge of politics, that would be the first, would there be no pink tax?
Why are we getting tax the most when we make the least? >> It kind of is crazy that feminine products are taxed. >> No women would have thought that. >> Yeah. >> Some old man. But I'll add that to why she's women of some of the week, but my reasoning was her ex, who cheated on her, is like a soccer player or football. And she's the face of the world cup. So iconic. So iconic. So whatever your ex is doing,
I'm the way to be in the face of it. It's not that hard. Just put your mind to it for a couple
“years. >> It's honestly, it's not that hard. >> Imagine everywhere he goes. It's just her face”
and her songs. >> Yeah. >> People are going to the game just to see her. >> Hell yeah. >> So respect to that. Because you know that her team was probably like, you could do this, you don't have to. You're ready, Nikon. You don't need to work this summer and she's like, yeah, I do. >> Yeah, I do. >> Yeah, I do. >> You're my plans. I definitely do.
The documentary I recommend everyone watch is the Kylie Minogue documentary.
It's on Netflix. It's three episodes. I don't think they talked about how good her style was
and one thing I'm very jealous of Kylie Minogue for. She's first of all. >> I think it's Minogue.
>> I'm going to have to say Minoda that. I think it's Minogue. >> Okay. It's not Minogue you either. >> No, I knew that. >> And it's not Montague. >> No, that's a whole different family. >> Yeah. >> It's just a different word. But you can say Minogue to bring it back to the beginning.
“Like if that's what your heart is singing, we should double check out that. >> So I think with Kylie Minogue,”
if you know that she's -- I think with Kylie Minogue, she started in Australia. That's where she was born. On a soap opera that blew up. Like everyone was obsessed with it. It spread to the UK. It spread to Ireland. And then she decided she wanted to do some singing and everyone was like, you can't be a singer,
you're an actor. And she was like, I'm 19 years old. I love music. I've always loved music.
And I just reminded me how much like people want to put people in boxes. >> Yeah. >> Because I hate being put in a box. Like the second I'm in a box. I try to like do the other thing. >> Well, you try and break the box. >> Yes. And I do think people can't comprehend that just because you started somewhere that's not where you wanted to end. And a lot of the time when you do something that's not even what you planned and then they put a fucking stamp on your forehead
and they're like, this is who you are now. So she was like, yeah, I was auditioning for gigs to make
money, but I always wanted to be a singer. Like I actually never want to be a soap opera. >> Yes.
>> And she's so fucking beautiful. And she hasn't gotten work done, which makes her like, so like you can't look away because she's unique looking. And what I'm so jealous of her about, this bitch can pull off every hair color and every hair length. From a shaved head, break blonde, blue, black, tall. She's now 57 and she's on like a full world tour. Her career wasn't saying, and I love a music documentary. I just like eat that shit up. You love
the music documentary. Do you know I haven't watched one music documentary that you've told me to watch? >> Why do you do this to me? >> Because I feel like you've watched it so you've informed us enough for the both of us. So we ever run into this person some day. You've got you literally have us covered. >> I'll be like, she thought your name was Meno. I don't believe her name.
“>> I think you might think. >> Are you watching anything? >> Am I watching anything? No, honestly,”
TV has sucked recently. >> Yeah, but the hellie. >> I don't know. The streaming platforms, guys, did you clock out? Like what's going on? There's no shows. Everything is, like, I know that we are feminists because we are alive, but every show feels so geared toward men that I'm like, I don't care about like this drug deal gone wrong. One thing I wanted to say about your special is like the Utah girls must have been like,
um, who did Hannah's hair? It was giving full Mormon wife, but like, she doesn't wear her under garments. >> Like not. >> Jessie from Mormon wife's commented. >> I'm sure she did, but she said. >> She was like, I can't wait to watch, and she definitely, like, that's my sister. >> Oh, I was like, where is Hannah's long blue dress and seven kids because you were giving Mormon. Let her was giving jazzy styles. >> We do have an in-page trying
new things Mormon. >> I'm just wondering. >> Or just like any cult.
“I was like, I think she's slipping. I think she's slipping. >> It's really hard to be in a cult”
if you have some of my problems, like, I do because it's like, communal bathroom, and you can't get up during the group like chanting because I get mad at you, so I'm like, I'm the kind of past the cult. >> I just also, like, need to be alone for a certain amount of hours to die, and so, like, don't tell me what to do, because I'll have to, like, kill you. >> No, like, no, I'm not in your cult. >> Any ill, I hope everything has a lovely holiday for gambling with us. Have a great weekend. We love you so
much. Bye!
