Giggling about pregnancy, pearadise, and pink trauma

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We have so much to talk about today.

I have like a notebook out.

Your first day. The doc is crazy. We were on FaceTime last night. We had to hang up. [MUSIC]

That was so sad. It was actually sad. We were like vibing, and then I was like coming up with more shit. And that's some point pages like stop. We need to save this for the Googlers.

We're going to have no contact. We just laughed about it all.

“Do you realize Ghibli Squad is actual therapy for us?”

I actually stopped doing therapy a couple months ago because I was busy. But you know in therapy, you're doing well, and you're just complained to your therapist about how you're so busy and how the therapy's stressing you out.

And then you're like, I think you're the problem.

I didn't think we were going to get this deep this quickly. And it's also like 10 a.m. on a Monday. Wait, I have something which I want to say too. Okay. One of the reasons I think that in my 20s,

I would go on and off with therapy so much is, which is different than in my early 30s. My early 30s. It's like, I really am so busy. I'm fucking up your schedule with your other clients because of me.

Let's take a minute. Let's take a beat for a couple months. In my early 20s, I would fall off because I, which now I can recognize. I didn't think my problems were big enough to take up

someone's time one hour during a week. Like, I felt guilty getting on a zoom and being like, I really didn't have any childhood trauma. Like, I felt like my friend wore a halter top after she saw me wearing a halter top.

I felt shame. Of, like, you don't have, but you're supporting a small business regardless. Correct. It didn't take me till my early 30s to be like,

“that's, you need to be in therapy for that thought alone.”

My problem was the opposite. I couldn't afford therapy in my 20s until like, until I couldn't afford not to. And then every session I would period, every set right the down.

Every session I would be like, is this worth $200? Yes. And then I would start needing therapy to be like, I'm stressed about if this is worth it, because I need to pay rent and $600.

What $800 a therapy a month? Yeah, that's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. A thing came out that it's now stylish to like, not brush your hair.

And now I'm starting to feel like, people are just like, coming for your brand, coming for my brand. I mean, I grew my hair out. You look, we have the same hair right now.

We have the same hair. We're merging into the same person. We'll be coming one. And the gigglers still have not gotten a firm answer from you on the socks and sandals outfit.

I keep getting tagged. What's happening with sandals outfit? I wore that, like, brown outfit. Oh, yeah. So yeah.

I don't think you commented. And the gigglers are kind of upset because they don't know which way to go. OK, I apologize. I can't give up.

I can't come up with something witty. Every time my friend-- Oh, so I had a press tour. Like, it was a lot of stuff to keep up with. I love socks and, like, a heel like that.

I think it's cunt. That's the only word I can describe. Like, it's just cunty. And there is something about it that feels British.

OK, yes.

Because it's like rainy.

“So you have to wear a sock when you go out.”

I do have to warm people though.

Like a sock with a heel. You're slipping as long as I almost tore my ACL three times. You've to have a real grip on your toes. And you can't. Yeah.

We have to invent a Pilates sock for a sock. They just had like a couple little button things on the bottom. Yeah. It'd be better. I'm surprised that more the inside of more shoes don't have those.

Like, heels specifically. Like, in a lot of my, like, sandal heels. I had those little grippy things at the bottom. Right where my toes go. It'd be so much easier to walk.

So I know this is so awesome. And I mean, we've come up with a business idea. We've talked about our therapy. Do you want to hear my what you think? You want to hear my what you think?

Yes. Over the weekend I went to a wedding. I had so much fun. You've granted.

There were, it was like loud events.

Like Friday night. Welcome dinner. There was like loud music Saturday night. Wedding obviously loud. But my ears were ringing all weekend.

OK. And ever since I was little, like, if I ever said, like, my ears are ringing. My mom would be like, someone's talking about you. Like, that, like, cliche.

She's so dull. And she's like, someone's talking shit. It's almost like a shit on your brain. Whatever. I, like, didn't think anything up it over the weekend.

Monday morning this morning. I wake up. And I'm just like, so motivated. I like wake up at like 8 a.m. I take a shower.

I put work out clothes on. I go for a, like, 45 minute walk. I get a coffee. I do some emails. I start.

I'm like, okay, I want to redo in Giggly Squad. I woke up so motivated and rarely on a Monday morning. And my motivated takes me to, like, Tuesday night. Wednesday night. You know.

I'm like. We can start it. We're going to have past noon. I think that my ears were ringing all weekend. And someone was talking bad about me.

And that's why Monday morning. My because my energy is so connected to the universe. I feel like my body woke me up Monday morning motivated. Because that's what I do. I take negativity and I create positivity.

Positive. Positive. It's a success.

“And so I feel like that's what happened to me.”

Do you know what's weird? Normally I just send you comedy videos. But my TikTok was bringing me, like, really, like, fuck the haters videos. Yeah.

I don't know why. And it was like, you know, who believes in you more than anyone. The people talking bad about you. And for some reason, I was like, I need to send this to page. So if you look at your TikTok, it's just me sending you motivational videos against people who don't believe in you.

So I love it. We're really on the same page with that. I really love it.

But finally, what I just say therapy is like, this is really therapy for us.

And I also just have to do a thank you to the gig. Because my special came out. The gig was watching it. If you love me, put it on one more time today. But like, there's so many people.

Like, if I didn't have the gig. There's like, who cares about us? I have the gig. I don't need other people's support. I don't need, you know, fake friends.

I don't need industry. Like, I just need our Jalen Brunsett. Okay. No, that someone posted a old, like, your hour comedian Jalen Brunsett.

Someone posted a old article of, like, someone making fun of me when I, you know, left reality TV being like, now she's going to make fart jokes in comedy clubs. And it was. I just got to quote taking exactly from you though. I just didn't.

No words were changed. Where were they just reporting what they heard? The news. The news. No, but whatever was making fun of me.

I feel like this is going to suck. I was like, you all created a monster now.

“But yeah, it's just the, what would we do without the love and support of this community?”

I met a lot of gigors this weekend. Like, a airport. I mean, the gigguards are traveling. They're going to land. They're summering.

Just to get over with. Hmm. I haven't taken my nicks shirt off since the last podcast just kidding. But the next one. And the funniest thing about it was,

Jalen Brunsett looks at the cameras. Like, guys, just be safe. Yeah. There were 63 people injured and seven stabbing. And someone commented and said double double double double,

which is a hilarious basketball joke. But then someone goes, no one died. A win is a win. And the bar is so low for men. They're like, yeah, a bunch of people got stabbed in Times Square.

But no one died. We did you see the video of the taxi driver. That was just like. This is my livelihood. Like, I understand that the city is erupting.

Like, you could feel like it's moving. Exactly. I'm like, guys, we're going to sink into the Hudson. Well, there were some gay guys that were like, I thought it was 9/11.

Again, I know there was a game going on.

I just heard people yelling in the streets.

There were two guys up on a, like, light pole. And they started making out. Friday. And then two. No.

And the comments were like, if these were identifying street men. And they're like, it's not gay if it's because of the next one. But here's, okay, here's another thing. Also, like, don't like the school buses on flat fire. Like, it's really scary.

I'm so proud of the next. I'm so proud of the individual players. Because if there's one thing I'm going to do, while I'm watching a sports game, is like, I'm going to just end up looking up like, what's their girlfriend leg? And like, what's their vibe, you know?

And so, like, you once you said that the one guy's parents passed away. I was like, no, I need to look up everyone's lower. And he took up everyone's lower. Such bencillors making a documentary, right?

“Yeah, that's why he's walking around horizontal.”

Yeah, okay.

Such good stories for each of, like, the starting players.

But I would be remissed. If I did not bring up the number one thing that I thought the entire time at the end of the game, the entire New York Nick's organization was wearing matching t-shirts. And we love that. I will have to point out that they were a bedazzle.

The second, I saw it. I texted you. You texted me. We were like, no one sent you anything about this? Now, be you.

Where would ever style you want? What makes you happy? Make, I love you. You like it, I love it. Someone at this corner office was like, what had to make an actual call to be like, can we add

the dazzles? A girl made a TikTok and she said, ladies, I hate to inform you, but we haven't fact lost the war. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it.

I don't know how to do it.

“I didn't know there had been dating since high school.”

I did watch a video of their wedding now. I didn't watch a full recap of their wedding. I didn't get to their wedding website. She's a good girl. Yes.

We've met her. It's like me saying my favorite part was he gave her the trophy at one point. I don't know if you guys know the shape of the trophy. She started holding it like a baby. It was so cute and that's the mother of the team.

For Daphne, we can like we gift to like a lot of people. And we can see when they've been like yes, I'll accept this gift and she accepted it like last week. And I was just like, oh my god, a girl's girl. Ally, you're welcome to come on the pod, chat the next. Yeah.

Huge huge sports podcast. Also it's pod. I have to do women at some of the week is Sandra's braids. She's been braiding a lot of the next hair. And Josh Hart in particular.

She braided it to have like a New York sign on top. And the guys like swear by it. And they need Sandra to do their hair before I do love the superstition that is involved in sports. Because it's like, oh, you guys don't believe in astrology. But if you don't wear the same underwear every day.

Okay, guys. Why don't you keep a dazzling your shirts? Okay. We'll be over here. I was going to shut out New York Liberty, they're playing the girls are still playing.

But I do think it was a beautiful moment for New York in general. We need the city coming together. People from all different places and stories and us all just thinking with the happiness.

“Well, also I think New York City has so much influence over the rest of the country.”

And so I feel like when we're up. Yeah, we set a tone. We set a certain tone.

Yep.

And I really feel like New York City is it is feeling very 2016.

It literally was giving 26 to me. I do kind of feel like I just got like out of college. And I've like let's day drink somewhere with a breeze. Yeah.

“Wait, are we still talking about the next or can we live?”

No, we can move on. Okay. Thank you for asking for consent. This girl made a TikTok and she was like, I have best friend best friended with my best friend. So hard that I know all of her fears, all of her hopes and dreams.

Like, I know everything about her and she was like, but I don't know basic things about her. So they spent the night asking. And I sat there and I go, oh my god, gun to my head. Someone said, what's Hannah's favorite color? I have no fucking idea.

We could like guess, but we don't know.

I don't know idea. Or next thing I'm going to get into is Mormon wives, which like my take the whole pod. However, they're, you know, Macy and Michaela don't hug. Like they hug everyone. I also look at each other like we don't hug and I was like, we that's so best friend.

Why can't best friends hug? I don't know. Because it's because I know too much. It felt like we're so mentally connected that we're like, I don't need to touch you. It almost feels performative.

It feels performative.

“That's why best friends like don't have photos together.”

Yeah, because I'm like this bit. Yeah, I'm going to go like, it feels horrible. It feels like we're making fun of our friend. No, even on the road when they were like, can you guys make a take time together? We're like, oh, with her.

At any time we're taking pictures and they say, look at each other and laugh. Oh, my God. We physically can't do it. It's actually so uncomfortable. Like we don't make eye contact.

We just talk at each other. We only make eye contact when it's like, it's like, hey, look at me. I have to tell you something. It's like one more in a search situation. I contact where we're not speaking exactly.

But also I was looking at a TikTok. There was like two types of girls growing up. The girls who liked pink and then the girls who like didn't like pink. Yeah, because it was like a statement. Yes.

But like, that's me and you. Like, I know you've ever colored with pink. Of course, Hannah, I remember. I remember the day the girls turned on me. You were like, you still like pink.

And I was like, first of all, purple is for haters. Like you, it's like you want to be pink, but you won't commit to it. I'll never forget. I was in second grade and all of the sudden the girls were like, no, my favorite color is not pink. And I was like, the mace of purple.

Yeah, yeah, because they, you know what it is. It's a little pick me to be like, I don't like pink. Well, then there'd be like one rogue girl that would be like orange.

It's always, I feel like I'm free.

Like, well, I was like, find the patriarchy. So I probably said blue, but I didn't feel attached to blue. I just knew I didn't want pink. And when you start liking pink again, it shows like you're healing. I personally pink brings out like bad tones in my skin.

“So I personally don't pull, I think I, I really green.”

It's funny that Mr. McKayla said that my aura is pink because from a very young age, I've actually felt an inanimate object vibe toward the color pink. Like if I didn't, if there was an option to get something, and there were all different colors, I would feel guilty if I didn't get the pink one. Yeah, because it's because it's part of me, like that's for me.

Yeah, that's for me. Even now, as an adult, if there's like color options, everyone always knows page is going to want pink one. People you have a pink microphone right now. Yeah, because it's cute. I really like the ugly green color that Dakota Johnson's kitchen was.

Like that's my vibe. Yes. But that's also anyway, you guys, I've been in a cable. This is the top podcast. We live the day I was opening my fridge, and I was like, we have a lot of responsibility.

We, so many people are listening to the pot. I'm like, what do I want to say on the pot tomorrow that will like change humanity? And then I was like, I want to talk about Dakota Johnson's color of her. I have not stopped quoting Grace's date since I found out about it. And all I keep saying is like, we're going to make history.

I've been leaving the kitchen and saying it. So the kids say the door and the things. Yeah. Men say the door and the things needs to be like the next show. Like, please send us all the things that men have said to you.

And we'll start a segment with it. Also, it's Grace's birthday, Happy Birthday Grace. Yes, Happy Birthday Grace. Our Lord and Savior. Egal, what do you think of the game, Anseest?

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I have to wait like six years later, and then I text page them like wait. The show's really good. It's really like Kim Kardashian. What how did she do that?

Oh yeah, she's like, if you guys are still in sync. Game of Thrones was the biggest phenomenon of the whole country. It was like the last time we were actually united as a country. It was what the season finale was on, and every people hated it. I didn't watch the season three weeks later, Kim Kardashian comes on Instagram stories.

“And it's like, have you guys heard of Game of Thrones?”

Everyone's like, yeah. I'm obsessed with it. So Mormon wives is one of the best. Like it's, it might be better than dinner plump rolls. A hundred percent.

Because for so many reasons, but one positive thing I want to say about it

is I've never seen women on TV pregnant,

going about their life in such a normal way. I feel like whenever someone's pregnant, they're hiding it, or they're like everyone's making a big deal of it. These girls are just fully pregnant, having fights, talking shit, taking care of their kids,

talking about their sex life. I'm learning more about being pregnant than ever before. Yeah. It's, they make it feel very, like, your life doesn't stop. You're just adding like bonus fun to it.

Like what are you talking about? You could do anything with a baby. Yeah, there's like nine girls, someone's always pregnant, and they don't even acknowledge it. They're like, oh, it's you today.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think people talk about that enough, because like what other reality show is really about the early lives of people, like the early relationships of people?

Or like when someone is pregnant, they're like, she's pregnant. She can't come, she's pregnant. These girls are literally like yelling at people's husbands, fully pregnant, and then all Michaela and Macy do is eat. And I'm obsessed, they had like a road trip,

and they stopped to pee like eight times and eat. And I'm like, that's incredible journalism of what it's like being pregnant in like a funny way.

And it makes me feel like, like, I was always so scared

of pregnancy in terms of like, what do you do? You're just like sad and pregnant in a corner. Yeah. These girls are like, you can do anything pregnant. Yeah.

And I feel like I already have got, and you too, we've already gone to so many functions where people will be like drinking, where we're not drinking. And I'm like, oh, okay, like I can survive it.

I think of it as like, sorry, I am, I was exiting pregnant. I'm growing a human. God forbid I have to leave and use the bathroom. I'm getting a cheese fry.

Yeah, like, okay, what about it? Also, now I realize like, first of all, I'm kind of a Mormon wife because they all were there here.

Down the middle with waves, but you know,

that's what I asked for. Then, Loki, everywhere they go.

“Like the one problem with me with Rai TV is I actually”

didn't like drinking and I wasn't good at drinking. But I was in my mid 20s to like, you could have convinced me to do anything. Yeah. Even though no one asked me to do cocaine,

which is a whole, you can listen to that episode another time. But all these girls go everywhere and they're like, we got these mock tales and I'm like, fine.

Yeah. Instead, I'm the loser that's like whispering the mock tale. I want to order. And everyone's like, what's that? What's that?

And I'm like, it's the obscustie. And it's really expensive.

Wait, it's always the best guess.

It's all the best guess. With some old people. Love her best guess. Love her best guess. And then they're making them like shots and I'm like,

I want to hang out with these girls because all you're doing is drinking cute fun drinks all this. Everywhere they go, they're like, here's your fun drink. Yeah.

And don't tell me that like, they need alcohol to fight because these girls do not. And they're pregnant. Like, how do they have the fucking energy? I'm just like so impressed.

I've so many thoughts. Well, they're young. And I'm learning more about Mormonism, which you guys know. Like we have a we're obsessed with.

Do you know what a BYU super weekend is? A BYU super weekend. Okay. So bring them. Bring them.

Bring them young. Mr. Young. Is the college. Yeah.

So all of them are Mormons in college.

And a super weekend. Ooh. You're going to love this. Is a super weekend when you have like,

“have like mixers and you meet like potentially your husband?”

It has to do with Vegas. Pay attention. No. When they want to have sex, they go to Vegas.

Get married. Have sex. And then a nullet. And then go back home. And I said,

these people are fucking geniuses. I'm upset. You would have loved to be my super weekend. That is like rebellion out of 14 year old reading level. Because what do you mean you're a grown adult?

Just want to go to heaven. Okay. They want to go to heaven. God created sex. I never.

I'll never get that. Like if he didn't want you to do it, it wouldn't like. Why? I don't think that God cares about the details that much.

No. God dealing like serious things. He's not going to get into semantics. They're nearly ready of if the penis fully went in. Okay.

Leave me out of that. Okay. So then they have this thing called docking. Okay. It's like a little gross.

But it's basically when this how they describe it.

They put the hot dog in the bun and just move it. But it doesn't go in anything. What fun? The vagina labia. So they just like put the dick on top of it.

Yeah. And they call it docking. And they just stare at. They do what? What do you mean and do what?

That way. All this stuff is freaker than sex, by the way. It's like so late. It's actually 10 times more intimate. Imagine going to Vegas going through a whole ceremony.

And then he comes in 13 seconds because you know these men will. Because they're like not watching porn or anything. And then you're like, we did a whole. We did paperwork for you to come in 13 seconds. And you know these girls are an orgasm.

I have to match a huge. My libido is down. I've you ruined the moment. How porned up her then they're all doing anal. I'm for an extent.

They're all doing anal. They're all doing anal. Not all of them. Okay. They're all doing anal.

They're the freakyest look. I believe this is why I love Mormonism. I believe that you should be able to. Believe any religion you want at any as long as you're not murdering people.

“Like I think you should believe whatever the fuck you want.”

I forgot what I was going to. No, I agree. And as long as your religion isn't hurting other people. Well, you could argue that any religion is a little bit culty. Like you could hear something.

Sure. And that's a little culty. No, I would argue. All of them. Yeah.

I know. I think what's happening to these women is it's started to be like a couple things. They're like, that's weird. Yeah. But then by the end, they're like literally all these rules are like to suppress us. And we love God and we love morals.

But it's been very talking about this last night. That like obviously we think that reality TV is such a the best study of anthropology. But Mormon house or Mormon wives is even 10 times better than that because when they do certain things, you can exactly pinpoint why. So it's like these things have been done to your mom and then she did them to you.

And now that's how you think and you might do it to your daughter. Where like the Mormon housewives are kind of being like,

I am not going to do it.

Like I don't think any of those women are going to put the sexual shame on their daughters. That was put on them. A hundred like I really don't see them.

“And they're going to they're going to talk to them.”

They're going to us like imagine putting her daughter in a room with a man and she doesn't know anything. You need to send her in a quipped. I'm going to tell her all the bad things to look out for all the good things. Like I'm sending her in with a fucking checklist. Did you just sex talk with your mom?

Yeah. Like because Lenore is a principal. I like did she I wonder if she had like a strategic. Well, this is the thing. I was a huge prude because I was just cared about tennis. And I was the oldest of the family.

So I didn't have like older sisters or older brothers telling me things. Like I remember being a sleepover and someone's like, So when someone says horny and I was like, Did they need to get that check? Like are their bumps? Like I thought they meant they had like horns coming out of their skin.

And I was like, I remember the first time someone said 69.

I was like. No, like yeah. My mom literally like, I was she'd laugh because I was the last to find out everything. And she's like, you're such a big loser. No, but that's very sweet.

And yeah, she didn't have to. At one point she was like, do you want to talk to a boy? Yeah. When I dated my super religious football player that I talk about in this special. We did have a moment.

“And he literally was like, you have to come to Bible study with me.”

Or like, I don't feel like you're like a good enough person. I was like, we, but I'm, I'm trying to make good decisions to be kind to people just out of my heart. Not because someone's telling me to. Exactly. And you like his brain like exploded.

I'm like, you don't actually need someone to tell you to be a good person. That's just how I was raised. I want him trying to be. I feel like people that are bad people like really, really bad people. They know.

Like they know they're bad people because like if something happens in front of you

and you're a media reaction isn't like to help that person or check on that person. You're, you're a bad person. But also I do think religion really helps people. Yeah. In terms of worse.

A lot of ways. But I just don't like when people did anyone see Gagly squad discussing religion. This is crazy. This is a faith. Why do I get you know what?

This is a faith-based podcast. Would you consider yourself, what's your religion? No. No, like honestly. So I say that I'm agnostic which means I'm not staying.

I don't believe anything. I just like know that I don't know what's happening.

“But what were you did like, did you make your confirmation?”

No. Did you make your first Holy Communion? Yes. Yeah. I had a little dress.

But my parents wanted us to be raised like knowing about a lot of different religions. But maybe my class was so diverse.

See, you've never been in religion.

I'm Catholic or oh, I'm Jewish or you'd say that. I would joke it like I'm half and half. But we weren't really celebrating much. It was mostly my Italian and being like, it's Christmas. And I'm like, this is fucking awesome.

Yeah. Also, my dad warned me to let you guys know. When the next one, the other game, I said everyone was asleep. My dad and Papa were awake. Well, then I'm Papa saw the one in the 70s.

And then I'm Papa bin awake. Then Papa stay a pretty party. Do you die? Oh, yeah. Nanna's up on her Instagram responding to people's DMs.

Wait. Now I'm like, what is Nana's schedule? If you had to pinpoint a time that she's resting her head on a pillow. Like 11 p.m. Like my parents are asleep by 10.

Nanna's 11 30 centimeter DMs. No way. And what time do you think she's waking up? Good question. I know that she wakes up.

She doesn't exercise. Then she calls Rosemary. And they gossip. You think she's waking up at like 7 a.m. Or like 9 30.

I don't think 9 30 now. I think she's awake. I don't know. I guess you feel like you need less. Wait, I need to know Nana's schedule.

We need to know what we might have to get her on. Yeah. Oh, my final thing that the Mormon say. I guess they don't say God. So they say, oh, my hell. Oh, my hell.

I didn't pick up on that. They love saying, oh, my hell. And I'm like, that doesn't come off the tongue easy. Oh, my hell. But like, when you raise everyone saying, oh, my hell.

That's just what they say. Oh, my God. It's a lot. A lot harder. I say, oh, my God.

Literally every other sentence. But like, they don't say God's name in vain. The wedding I went to this weekend. The, I think she was the maid of honor. Whatever she spoke for the bride.

She started. She would know she was doing a prayer. She started it out. Dear God. Me again.

Exactly. I didn't just like, she's leaving a voice mail. Hey. She thought it was like so cute and like fun. Like she found a way to make the prayer.

She had to get up in front of everyone.

Yeah. She found a way to like make it a little funny. So some of the people are, you're on speaker. I just thought it was so cute. No, I love it.

Also, by the way. I pray. Do you? Okay. Interesting.

Like not fully committed. But every now and then, I just have a moment where like,

“honestly, I pray when something good happens to me.”

When something good happens, I just go. Thank you, whoever. Do you say, okay. So I was going to say, do you say dear God or like, I feel like I say that I'm like, God, Jesus,

whoever you are. You're my girl. Thank you. Like when something really good happens, I feel like you foric.

I always feel like there's like,

yeah, something going on, but it's bigger than me. And I take knowledge, like, that this was not just me. Or it's just like thinking life, you know?

Like thank you life for this moment. And then like in two seconds, I'm annoyed with something. Right. It's very true.

I feel I would classify myself as like pretty religious. No, I know. Yeah. My blonde best run. Haley Nikola.

Haley's like super religious. Haley's very religious. But I love having friends who have different like perspectives than I do, because it's 100%. 100%.

No, no, you're super religious. Also Kim prays for the success of Gagly Squad every day. And that's why we're here. Kim prays all the time. You got any prayers from Nikon.

I'll tell you the story when I went through her prayer during all one time. She's just pushing. Oh, my God. Yeah. We were like, where were we were somewhere together?

Oh, no. I think she was just like at my apartment. Of course she goes because she's Kim Shakespeare, so we're both with her other pun. And I'm just like, no, her handwriting is so good.

And I'm just like going through her prayer during all and all I see is like, Gary, Gary. And I'm like, oh, wait. You can't go through a prayer during all this. I know it's like going through her literal.

Are you kidding? Anna, I've been crazy for my young age. Are you seeing? I used to go through my own dad's phone. Like when he got a cell phone,

I'd be like, yeah, let me see. And I would go through his own text messages.

“And when I'll never forget one day asking my mom,”

like, do you ever go through dad's phone? And she was like, no, why would I, you do it for me? She's on your email. You're on Gary's phone point. We know no piece at that house.

We know everyone knows everything about everyone. Everyone is Russia. This second, my brother leaves her house. She's on the phone.

She goes, you'll never guess what he said.

It's work. We'd always do talk about the four of us with each other. See, my dad like still can't figure out how to post an Instagram story. So my mom and I literally are like, how does he even use his phone? The one day my dad like deleted a text.

And I go, why did you delete that? That was like a new conversation. And he got like confused. And he was like, well, said I had no storage. Left anymore.

And I was like, okay, you're lucky. Because I was like, oh, you learned how to delete a text message. Like, what was in the talk for that? Who taught you that? Someone cooked here.

And he was like, what? (laughs) Also, I saw a TikTok from Tricksie Mattel, who's randomly like David Attenborough, talking about birds. How scientists did a study where they let birds face time each other. So like a bunch of birds.

The birds are face time each other and using their little tongues. And they're calling, like, the ones that are calling more birds are getting more calls back. So like, they have like a full social system. So they're recognizing like different birds. Yes, these birds, birds are literally like key keying on face time.

They're like, they have best friends. Look at birds. It was, it looks like, it wasn't a parrot, but it was like a pear key type thing. I don't know. They literally like, they're bonding with each other.

They're like picking the birds. They like more. They're bullying. (laughs) But like, they're recognizing the birds owners.

Like, it's birds are really out here being smart as fuck.

“And that's why I'm like, are the pigeons okay?”

Like, these pigeons are not getting what they need to be the best versions of themselves. My aunt Pam used to have a pet parakeet. And her name was Lovey. And she was like, this, my favorite pet. Like, I've literally ever had.

Like, it was like the sweetest bird ever. And this is like really morbid. But one day, I asked her like, how, I mean, the bird was the life for like maybe like seven years. Maybe 10. I don't know.

This was years ago. We're going back like 20 years ago. And the one day, I really wanted to know how she knew it died. And she said that it was literally standing on its perch and it just, (laughs)

No, because it's not funny. And it's not funny. And it's not funny. I'm not making fun of the dub of animals.

She's giving track when she starts singing really high in the first post.

No way, now I want to bird.

Butter would be like, I fucking kidding me.

“Like, butter would have to murder the bird.”

That's like in their nature. There's so deep in our friendship. I am. I woke up. I had a dream that me, you, Daphne and Butter were hanging out.

And then I looked and, and Daphne was bleeding. And I was like, oh my god. And I'm like, Daphne's bleeding. And you were like, are you sure? I don't like butter. Butter scratched her.

I don't like how to talk to butter. I said butter. She has an agent. She has a manager. You're going to get sued.

You can't act this way. I know she probably said something. I pissed you off. But like, you're going to get in trouble now. So the pine legs are actually insured.

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OK, yes.

Again, I know there was a game going on.

Yep.

The Apple Paylee will still be in the front of the hall.

Down the middle with waves, but you know,

I am not going to do it.

She had to get up in front of everyone.

No way, now I want to bird.

Egal, what did he say?

Egal, what did he say?

Egal, what did he say?

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