Giggling about red carpets, mahjong, and imposter syndrome

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[MUSIC PLAYING] I'm in the day just got away from me. Hello, my gay gigglers. How could pride our favorite month of the year?

How have we never used that during pride?

Because I saved it. Even though every month with the gigglers is gay, thank God. Not to immediately talk about myself. I was going to talk about you.

Oh, my God, thank you.

“But people have been messaging me like, oh, my God.”

You've been more continually or you've been serving more lately. And I realize it's all since drag race. Because drag race taught me that to be the moment, we're before I'm just Hannah, so I kind of feel like you're

wearing a dress. We're now I'm not Hannah. I'm just Hannah, and I'm just Hannah, and I drive. I'm just Hannah and I drive. That's what I was doing.

And I know other people there, she's an icon. She's the moment, and I'm just wearing a dress. And now I walk in, and I'm like, I can be the moment. You guys, yeah, all in your head. And now people are like, oh, Hannah, the gays

are starting to like me more. Yep. And I just wore a scarf. Do you want to know also what the gays respond to? Confidence.

Like they can sniff a certain confidence. And I was actually at a shoot recently, and they were like, I had to answer questions,

“and one of them was like, OK, what makes you feel confident?”

And which is like a question people ask all the time of like in general.

And for a second, I was just like,

I just like made it up in my head that I was. Yeah, I literally made it up. Like I just said it one day, and then that was it. I didn't understand like red carpets and stuff. I'm like, OK, so I have to put makeup on.

I have to be here. And I think the gays like knew that like deep down. I didn't have my heart in my soul into it. But now I'm like, no, have fun with this. You get to like be this character and be this like version of you.

Dare I say the gays have the best radar when someone's pretending? Well, the gays call up bullshit. Yeah. There's just Kathy Griffin, Tiktok.

Where it's like, I, um, someone get a gay. I need a gay right now. I have this old Tiktok was posted where I said, when someone says something mean to me, and I need to think of a good comeback.

I'm like, I need a gay. I need a gay right now. Can someone find a gay for me? That's okay. They read everything.

They're great readers. They are. And listen to ours. And listeners when they have to be. But speaking of the gays, yeah, we were at

last called Tristas, which was a parade. Did you have so much fun? I had so much fun. The combination of people was so good. Like it's like when you get invited to a party

and I was like, I can't believe I'm invited to this party. It's just a night of comedy and fun and outfits. And it's my dream. Well, I feel like I have to thank you

because the gays first noticed us, 'cause of you.

And then you showed up in that hat last time and they lost their fucking, they were gagging. They gagged, they gagged. You were so dominant with the gay. The hat was intentional because I knew,

like I knew my audience there. You had them in the palm of your hands and they ate it up. And it was so good that to this point, they were like, you could bring your weird friend.

(laughing) Like they were like, page you could do whatever you want. You could bring your weird friend. And then I came and they kind of were like, okay, kind of serving.

Thanks for showing up. They were like, they were like, "Piggy, can't bring her anytime you want." Oh. (laughing)

That's literally, I felt like I'm invited to the cool gay party. I'm like, I told you guys we're gonna like her. I just give her a chance.

this is your moment, you're ready for the gays.

What were we talking about this week and you were like, oh, that's kind of like, shoot, I lost him. (laughing) You said something really funny this week,

but it was like a comparison of something. And I feel like we were at last culture. He says, and now I can't remember. Oh, I did a metaphor. It was so funny and it just made me think of it.

Well, thanks for acknowledging something I said, "Miggy love, I don't do a lot of metaphors, but when I do." So this week is my special week. It comes out Friday.

Like, I died. I've been doing some press. And I had a funny moment during press. 'Cause wait, before you say that, and I just say,

that Hannah was the so Hannah

about her special coming out, like a couple of weeks ago, she was like, okay. So who should I invite to my party?

“And this is like, what I think I'm gonna do.”

And then like, oh, week later, she was like, nicks the party, think it's stupid. Not doing it. (laughing) No, I had a 200 person justice, 200 people.

And I was like, no, we're not doing this. But actually, I'll tell you right now on the pod. And something new just came out. We were gonna do a screening, and it got canceled. Logistics weren't working.

And I have an idea. I don't know if you're around though. But Taylor Strucker just had a baby that I haven't seen. I think I'm just gonna throw a catered dinner, get together from like 7 to 10 at Taylor Struckers.

What is her having a baby happy to do at that? A baby makes a party. And she has to do a Friday night. And she has a rooftop if you don't like babies. Oh, perfect.

I'm out of town. Are you actually, oh my God. 'Cause I was like, oh, you loved this Taylor Strucker. Okay, fine. I do love Taylor Strucker.

And I would love to meet her baby.

“I've only ever gifted her baby something.”

And I haven't even like looked her in the eyes and introduced myself. That's actually so you, you love a baby gift. I love a baby. Did you get her the trunk?

Yeah, of course it's what I give everyone a lot of baby. I'm like, and here's a memorabilia trunk. Monogrammed with your baby's name. Um, now like I have, everyone knows I send that trunk. So like now my girlfriends who are having babies

aren't even waiting for me to send the trunk. They're sending their color requests. They're like, I'm not gonna leave it up to you because I have a vision in mind. Can you use these colors when you send my trunk?

I'm gonna make sure. I love that, though. Yeah. If you don't have a trunk, you don't have a baby. That's what I'm saying.

What came first, the baby of the trunk? If I've been sending you a trunk for your baby, just know, I don't fuck with that baby. If you have a trunk was baby. If you have not received a trunk for me for your baby,

I'm just gonna run a real friends. If you thought you were, now you know where you stay. Now you know, if you haven't received a trunk. Wait, also anything else from Moscow to Ristas? It was fun to like sit back and like enjoy a performance.

Yes, it's so fun to like walk into a theater and not have a panic attack.

I know we're like never in that side of the theater.

Yeah. You know, waiting for it to start, and we were just whispering to each other, which is really fun. Oh, my, look, I wanted to wear.

Yeah, let's wear it, yeah. It ended up giving pirate, and it also wasn't a normal size of a bandana. It was like a big Italian Cavali scarf. Guard.

So when we wrapped it up, it was like bundling too much fabric. And I vetoed it. I said girls, gays, we can't do this. Page has been through a lot. She had a long day.

She just got off of six hour flight. I don't want to like have to emotionally process this. I said, we're doing a scarf, baby, we're doing a scarf. But then the scarf was causing drama all night. Poor Josephine had to keep reading the scarf.

Poor Josephine was on scarf duty. My favorite comment was that I was dressed very eucoded. Yeah, we're dressed very mecoded. And like together, we were still ourselves. Oh, and I loved it.

Well, you were wearing Tom Brown. Tom Ford. Oh, Tom, I was wearing Tom Ford top. And then I was wearing an area skirt. The theme was a gay fever dream.

I thought the theme was evening wear. I think maybe that was the attire.

“But the theme was gay fever dream, which I think you could wear whatever.”

Right, attire and theme were different. Yeah, well, like the attire is like how fancy it is. So like you got an invitation to a wedding, a black tie, a tie or cocktail attire. But like the overall theme was gay fever dream, which I think is whatever you wanted to

How when do you decide when to smile or not in a photo? Because I've been really playing with that. I'm like, I'm not smiling today. It's just like whenever the wind hits me in a certain direction, I'm like, I'll give a smile.

You know what I don't do when people tell me to smile. Because I'm like, you're not in charge of my aesthetic on Instagram.

You've actually never full-toothed smile on a carpet.

Well, I feel like I have because I've been like full-toothed. Not to like fully chappled row and over here. But like I was bullied into-- Yeah, the photographer will just be right there. Like five feet away from you to be like, give us a smile.

You just are like, hey, I'm in that's the photo they use. No one talks about this because I may come off as unrelatable in this situation. But you've ever been on a red carpet. And when there's like a-- and there's like all the camera people and a particular one like doesn't care about you.

Not for like any particular reason, just like doesn't give a shit. So like they just turn to the side and wait for the next person. And it's so-- and you're standing there and you know that like other people are taking pictures. But this one guy just like doesn't give a fuck. And it's so-- you're like, okay.

So like, did I do something? Like, do you know you do not give a fuck because you just don't care or like, you specifically don't? It's very jarring. But everything is fake in this world, so like I've gone to a carpet before.

And like, everything is fake and everything is owned by everything. But people weren't excited. And then like one camera guy recognized me, it was like, hey, Hannah, and then the other one got excited and started taking pictures. Next you know, they're all excited taking pictures.

It's like-- so sometimes like they'll start not knowing and then they see other people care so then they're like, oh, I'm supposed to care. So everything's made up. But it's kind of like-- if you fake paparazzi, people think you're important. You know what I mean?

And I don't think people at home know that before you get on the red carpet, there's a whiteboard that they write your name on. Oh yeah, that's horrible. Oh yeah, that's horrible. Before you get on the carpet so that they know who the fuck you are.

It's like a substitute teacher, they're like, this is Hannah.

“Now everyone's going to be nice to Hannah today, right?”

Burner with B-E-R and E-R. I add on 12 regards sports illustrated two weeks ago. You have a bigger aura than me sometimes. When you get out of a car, I feel like people are like, that's a celebrity. Okay, thank you so much.

But you've like, I feel like this is something that you've had since like the womb. Like you came out and the doctors were like, shhh, you're following what I'm following. There's a geter out of the nurse or she needs to care at a, put her in a private room. Yeah. You came out with sunglasses and a lip gloss and someone was powdering your nose.

They were like, okay, she got, she got a little shiny in there. Taylor was literally there as a baby powdering wing. They're like, don't let her come out looking at us. I like we'll get out of a car and people assume I'm a publicist, I think. I can definitely walk in a way that no one will notice that I'm there if that makes sense.

Do you Marilyn Monroe yourself? I can. I don't know if I can make myself look important, but I could definitely like make myself look on a moon.

I walk out and I'm walking to this event and I guess there's always someone who

supposed to be your like handler and be like, okay, here's your ID, here's whatever you need to get into the event. I've always walked past them and they never see me and then it's worth illustrated. I was like with my little cousin, Andrea and she was helping me out and I was like girl, we're going to have a fun day, VIPs, we're still illustrated.

I walk in and we're at the elevator and they're like, do you have a wristband and I was like, no, they're like, did someone give it to you and I was like, no, and they're like,

“well, you need to get a wristband and I'm like, I'm in the magazine.”

Yeah, and this is like a big event with lots of different people, but I'm like, I'm in the magazine. Like I'm not trying to be a bitch, but like, you're like, I'm the prettiest girl in America. And so then I went to another place where they were giving out bands, but I guess it was for like general public and I said to the girl, like, hey, can I have a band?

And she's like, what's your name? And I was like, Hannah and she was like, I don't have you on anything. And my little cousin Andrea is literally dying laughing because I walked in being like, you're about to hang out with your cool, yeah, and we're about to rock this town together. And the lady looked at me, she's like, bitch, I don't know who you are, why you're bothering

me. And I was like, oh, me!

And then finally someone saw me and was like, Hannah, you walk past the person and I was like,

I just walked in. Yeah, so that happened to me all the time, all the time, but I also realized that I'd be a good spy. I'd also say that in my life, if someone said who's the most confident person that you know,

“I would say you, and I think that that's why I gravitate toward you because your confidence”

like comes off on to me and then I feel more confident. So basically, I use you.

Here's the thing, with your best friend that like, and look, me and Hannah have been in

“some like peculiar situations together that are so neat, that like, that like, if we even”

explained it to you guys, it'd be like, I don't get, like, I don't know because it's so nuanced and so niche, but everyone can relate to being in a situation with your friend and you look at them and like, in your brains, you're locking eyes and you're saying to each other, we only have each other in this weird light. And the amount of times, even just this week, that like, I haven't even been in the same room

with you, but I've had the thought where I'm like, and I only have Hannah in this life. Like, when you actually got quiet at one point this weekend, and I never felt more connected to you because you knew that I knew you were being quiet, and I was letting you be quiet, because one thing you don't do is the best friend in public is start poking your friend to be like, what's going on are you okay?

So I was just like, I'm gonna let her have this, and again I'll just give her an eye, and she lives like, I'll talk to you later, and I was like, I'm ready. I can't wait.

The second she's in the car, my phone's blowing up.

I felt, sorry, I just like, I got like a 19, 30's wave, and I didn't even like, okay, okay, I got, I like, caught a glimpse of myself, because I'm weird, just coming here. You're like, grace, screenshot, okay, can you? I forgot what I was saying, but yeah, oh no, no, I did have a moment where like, I felt your presence next to me, but I wasn't looking at you, and I knew that you knew that

I was annoyed about something, but I couldn't say it in the moment where around people, and you just looked at me like, okay, and I said, yeah, and we had a full conversation. I'm also not blowing up our spot, I'm not blowing up your spot, I'm just letting you know, we're clocked, we clocked it, and we'll discuss this later. We talk about as women so much, how like your friendships change when you get married, when

“you have kids, and like, it's hard to like balance everything, and I truly think that”

you and your friend just need to have one of those moments every six months, and it keeps on track. You can keep on. You can go and not speak to them for a month because they're busy as long as the next time you see each other, like, you have that type of moment.

There's just nothing worse than being in a social being outside and experiencing something and looking around and no one gets it, and you're just like, I'm alone in this world, we're like, I don't even know what you were thinking, but I knew that I would agree. Does that make sense? And is it that what life is?

Isn't it just finding people that agree with you? You want to know what? I actually don't care if people think I'm wrong because I know that I have a group of six girls that a 100% agree with me. I'm like, at all times.

Like, butter? That's a great example. Like, you think butter is disagreeing with me, butter is, oh, fighting for me every second. Wait, not to bring up like an actual cat combo, but serious question because I've only

had deafening for two years, she's my first cat, obviously like, don't you have a short

hered cat? So I can't call you sometimes because I'm like, what, like, she's in a different situation. I need to know if, one, I need to know how often you're brushing your long hered cats and second, I need to know if my cat is AI because I'm not kidding when deafening. It's like a mat on her, I genuinely feel like she comes to me, shows it to me and lets me

get it off of her.

“Like, I feel like other cats, you have to fight with them to brush it or like, you know,”

there you don't want you like digging at their, like, I genuinely feel like kitty comes up to me and is like, you're going to let me walk around the house like this, like, fix this. Yeah. And so I need to know that from the long hered cat moms.

So one thing I know is my mom brushes her cats, even though they're kind of short hair, but like, they love getting brushed, like, they walk up to her to be like, brush me bitch. Yeah. Other side.

And the back. And don't forget the front. Thank you. Sometimes I feel like she's judging my brushing, like, I feel like she wants to be like, and this isn't when I pay you for a bitch, like, do it better.

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and she sent me options for names.

“Guys, I can't come up with names off of nothing I need to know like, so she gave me some good”

options. Wait, there's a girl on TikTok that literally started a business where you can pay her and she'll brainstorm baby names for you. You give her certain things about you and your husband and she'll brainstorm based on your personality.

She was like, I just realized I was good at it. On TikTok a couple of years ago, because celebrities would get pregnant, I'd predict the baby name, and I would kind of get it right, a lot of it. So she's magical. So she started an entire business where she will brainstorm baby names for you based on you.

Instead of Etsy which breakup, she's doing Etsy which babies. I'm obsessed with her. Also, I was talking to someone yesterday who had a baby, and I was like, what's your baby's name? And they were like, my wife and I actually haven't decided yet, so we just call it baby.

And I was like, hold this baby in, they were like eight months. And they were like, we can't decide, just baby. But they have another kid, so they just call it like this kid and baby. Wait, I thought like they, there was a bridge. So it's an interesting impression that like, they don't like, you leave the hospital.

I know. It's a game, do you believe? Every, so many things in this life just seem like a movie and easy, but it's not. Like, I think if you're at home, it's also so much pressure what you name the baby, because that's like, they're whole identity for the rest of their life.

And like, I don't know. I think sometimes people are too casual about it. Also, I was asking my friend Katie who literally just had a baby.

“I was just thinking to say, just had a baby drop, that's what we say.”

New baby dropping, drop, turn you baby. How are you? You've been in a drop in a week. And like, we've been chatting. Oh, and also I was like, oh, I want to come see the baby. And I completely forgot that you have to like wait a certain amount of week to like see a baby. Yeah. So it was like totally forgot about that.

But when the eight weeks is up, I am in fact busy, so I'll catch him later. You go do you have another baby dropping? It's when's the next drop? And then it was like, no, but we were talking about how like, as you was saying, how after you give birth and everything's over and you like sleep and you're ready to leave that you just leave.

And she was like, and it is so weird that they're just like, okay, bye. Good luck. Like, see, like, in my head, they send a police officer home.

Like, no one's coming and checking. It's such a crazy concept. Yeah, but then I thought just like Hannah losing her bag of sports illustrated,

“you're handing it to a woman. So what bad could happen?”

Let to really the doctor if it's a man, he's like, please take this away from me. I'm just handing it over to a woman who you know is going to do the right thing. And honestly, what's changed my brain chemistry is I saw a quote that said, the only people that live on earth are women in their children. And I'm obsessed because that is the only humans that live on earth is women.

And they're children can include cats. I do have to say this cat that was sent. She sent me options and then I thought of, I really want someone to name their cat pepper. I think pepper is so cute. But she was like, this cat has some like brown undertones and I was like, how about mocha?

And we ended up going with cinnamon and her nicknames mini.

Cute. They're never going to call that cat cinnamon.

Unless she's really naughty. Cinnamon. You've named a cat and you already have their nicknames. You're never calling it their real name. Or yeah, yeah.

That's true. But now I feel like I have, you know, didn't she know or didn't you like get bought a penguin by like, Can I can't believe you would bring this up right now? We've got a penguin for an ex boyfriend one time and a genuinely think I was scammed. It was the cutest. It was such a sweet gift.

“That's why I feel about every giggler's cat.”

I'm like, give me updates on our cat. Yes. But where is that penguin? I don't know where that penguin is because they never responded to my emails. But then I like still get emails from the place like to this day.

Honestly, that penguin sensed the energy.

She was like, not here. You're not a dog to make. No, it's going on over there. I mean, fucked up, I rather be in the wild. Please, page six or whatever put a headline page on her ex abandoned penguin. [laughter]

Decide they don't want to compare it. No one knows what penguin is. I used to get asked about that penguin all the time. Oh my god, she didn't have a penguin at one point. Oh, I think she might have. I'm like such a fan girl.

Like, she and I can do no wrong to me like ever. When she commented on this um, advertise when we have up for Hulu, dropping and she wrote, it's all happening. And I'm like, there's no one to understand the gravity of this. Wait, Isa, Sina also nobody gives credit to Sina and how funny she is.

Like, like, inconsistent. No, her comedic timing is actually hilarious. And people literally don't give her credit. Um, there was something about like summer house.

“And I think it was something about like Jesse Solomon.”

And he was like, making a post about himself or like, I don't know something. And Sina commented and was like, okay, Sina. Like, making the whole scandal about you. Like, and I was just like, that's hilarious. And that's funny.

Also not to get in the weeds, but she like told a story about how her ex put up a TV. And it took him like only like three minutes. That's hilarious. Like, why is everyone taking shoes so seriously? If my friend was like, he put up a thing in seven minutes, I'd be like, that's fucking hilarious.

She's obviously, like, funny. Just starting a good conversation about how long it takes men to do things. Like, why was that turned into? Like, we're really-- They canceled her.

Because of that. And like, they'd be getting years of Vanderbom too. Like, they were really mean to her. And I'm like, this girl is hilarious. Oh, yeah.

Even when she first got on the show, I was like, everyone thinks I look like Britney Spears. I'm like, this is a TV goal. I'm obsessed with this person. Obsessed. Obsessed. Um, so yeah, I had this interview.

And the lady who's actually like, "Gigler, hilarious." We had such a good conversation.

And then there's a part of the interview that they always like to get a little deeper.

After that, that's going on in your life. And she was like, you talk about having imposter syndrome, especially as a stand-up comedian who came from reality TV. Like, what do you do to be confident in yourself? And I was just kind of like answering questions.

But like, this life will go so up. And I was like, I've never saw that. I've never-- Like, I was going to go with it. But then I was like, you cannot be a people who's right now.

Like, that's literally everything you stand against. And I go, I'm so sorry. I don't know where you read that. I need to have imposter syndrome. Like, I could actually benefit from a little bit of imposter syndrome.

Because I'm out here, like, singing-- I literally, to this day, still think I can hit this in the air even out. Right. And it almost cost me my friendship with Paige. During tour.

And she-- Wait, wait, before we finish the story, we're sitting out with a cultureista. We're in the middle of the show.

I look over a hand and go, so you really would never sing in dance.

Like, I could tell she's watching this performance. And in, like, a normal person's like, wow, they're doing so well. My friend is like, I could fucking do this. I could get up there. I could learn this dance right now.

And I knew she was thinking, next giggly squat live tour. There will be a singing in dance moment. And I looked at her and I go, no. I would have joined the theater. And I was like, you could-- you don't have to move.

Like, I'll do something around you. And you literally, like, I can't do this right now. I'm trying to understand. And I was like, okay, well, I'm planning choreography. Just letting you know.

I'm going to go to the show. We'll talk about this app. We were literally American couples. She was like, talk about this in the car. Not doing this in front of everyone.

Oh my god, there's a clip going around from our zoom dance. You dancing on zoom was so funny. You were trying to like-- She was in a different girl. She was--

I had a big show. I was a view and I just loved looking at it because I was-- I'm like, I miss her. I mean, I'm biased, but I feel like we're exactly the same. Except we're smarter and less reactive.

So anyway, I feel like it's assumed a lot of the time that women have in posture syndrome. Like, I feel like whenever anyone's successful,

they're always like, how are you handling the fact that you're successful?

“And I'm like, because this is the only way I will survive”

or I'll feel like I've no purpose in life. Because I've been chasing this since I was born. Because this is all I meant to do. Yeah. Like, what do you want me?

And I don't know if they would ask men that. Like, when a man blows up or they like-- Like, Alex Warren, do you have a posture syndrome? Or somber, do you have a posture syndrome? Never one time have I seen a guy answer that question.

Because the equivalent to that question for men, I feel like, is, oh my god, can you believe you've made it to this point in your career? It's not that you've like, where with women, it's like you've had to have been doubting the whole time. This is like, you're doubting yourself.

You're doubting yourself. You're shocked. You're shocked that you were here. Where men, it's like, doesn't it feel good? No, but like, when you start in reality,

everything gets harder. Because everyone's like, but you're on reality, so you can't do this, you can't do this, you can't do this. Because you're like, I'm sorry that I got casted for something, and it actually wasn't my dream.

You were like, if we really think about it, I couldn't do reality TV. I actually can do that. I'm really breaking it down. And some call me reality TV star.

We should just be like, she wasn't able to do it. She wasn't really on that much. No, I don't know what it is.

“I think probably also I think because reality TV is mainly women,”

so I think it's also looked at as like, not skill, stupid. When in reality, it's like the number one connection we have to like anthropology. Like watching how women react to certain situations,

watching how friendships evolve, watching how like just your lives change in general from different ages, you can watch in real-time now. Granted, there's obviously editing. But like, you, so there's some people on reality TV

that if you've watched them for 20 years. Can I actually give a metaphor? Yeah, I like TV is like anthropology, but it's more like reading a history book. We're at the time, you're like, this is facts,

but then you realize that the history book was in fact written by humans.

And there's always a bias, for example.

I'd have to literally smoke a joint. To get through the start over. Like, history books. Yeah. We're written differently in the south than the north.

Yes. They tell the story of our nation differently based on what they want you to know and how they want you to perceive it. Yes, okay.

So what I'm saying is reality TV, when you look back, you realize like, oh, that was a time when it was popular for this or they wanted this angle. And it's not straight facts.

It's through the lens and the narrative. They want you to see it from.

“So that's why I love when people get more information”

when they go back and they're able to be like, wait, now that I know this, this scene looks completely different. Wait, okay. Were you done with the impostors in your story?

If you want me to be. Oh, no. I just know. I mean, I could talk about it forever. I didn't know if you finished the story.

So what did you end up saying to the person? Oh, I just, I was kind of proud. I just stood up for myself, and I was like, I actually don't think I've said that. Which is like kind of awkward.

Like, you don't want to have to say that, but I was like, I've never said that. And it's not what I, yeah. I don't have impostors in German. I'm happy to be here.

I'm just happy to be here.

I'm happy to be involved.

I'm happy to be involved. You're doing great at your job. You're doing great. Am I? Am I?

Did you ever have impostors in German? I think, whatever. And impostors in German is like,

“you telling yourself you shouldn't be here,”

which I have had in other things. Yeah, like 10 years. I hadn't had impostors in German before, because I'm like, I'm not being a successful comedian. And you're like, I know.

That's just art. Like, I'm like, if the people laughed, you were funny. Right. That really gets rid of your impostors syndrome. Once you get that first laugh.

But yeah, if you're a girl listening, you don't have to have impostors in German. It's not like part of our DNA. You can just like believe in yourself. And then when the good things happen, you go, yeah, I knew.

Like, page, you don't have impostors in German? No, I knew from a very young age. That I was meant for more. I just knew it. There's actually so many different situations in my life

that I was telling people, like, I was being rude to people to be like, how dare you say I'm not going to do what I say I'm going to do. Like, okay, you don't think you're going to be famous. I do.

Like, get away for I always thought I was going to be famous.

Actually, there was a moment when I was in my early 20s. I just graduated college at Moved to New York City. And I had a moment where I was like, oh, my God. I said I was going to be famous by 17. And I'm like 23.

And I have it done it yet. And I remember thinking like, am I just going to like stay at my job and not try. I'm getting really upset that I had like missed becoming famous. I'm 22.

I missed it.

“Well, I think I had a like modeling agency.”

If you're not famous by 17, it's really hard to like break it. People know I think that stuff to people. Yeah. And I think that like stayed in my head for however many years.

And then I remember I got like, summer house. And I just thought, yeah, like I'm, this was supposed to happen. Because also you were so ready for your moment.

Like when that happened, you'd been so over-prepared and ready. Like when you sat down that confessional, you were like, I came for this.

Go. Oh, no. What's happening to me? This is all I'm familiar. You had already seen it in your head

a bazillion times and like then perform it. You saw yourself walking at the premiere already. You do the outfit. Totally. I knew.

Yeah. I knew I was meant to be on a red carpet, getting in a fight with a paparazzi. Sweet. About smiling.

Right now, you're just a little bit more. Or are you going to be in the middle of the city? Or are you going to be in the middle of the city? Or are you going to be in the middle of the city? Just go to the city with Tui.

With Tui, like you did. As a family, for two or just a couple of years.

Flexible, safe, and always with the good feeling

that someone's there is when he comes back. With Tui, you're always very close to your door. With Tui, like Tui, you're always close to your door. Shhh. Do you see your friends?

Right now. The book offers 90 days to get to the city. Then I can finally tell you how to hear about the city. Think about it. Moment.

About 1 million people. They're going to get to the city. The book offers 90 days to the city. That's Maria and Fatais on the book Beat Day A.

“I think it's time for a woman in STEM of the week.”

I have so many submissions now, weekly in my DMs. I'm hanging over a while. We actually have to hire a new employee to handle all of those. Because we want to highlight real women. Like everything that started as a bit.

So now I feel bad when the real women in STEM are like, "Hey, how about highlight us?" And we're like, "Okay, but she's tighter hair with the keep up." No, I don't think this is a bit. This girl was like, "Hey, I just graduated Cornell engineering science." She's like, "Hey, I made the rocket."

So I made it. I made it. And we're like, "Okay, but did you use a straw as a makeup brush?" No, these girls are so smart. I want to grow something. She's like a doctor.

She's like, "I saved the lives of two twins today." And I was like, "Hey, not really the right fit for the same." It's not really the voice and the angle we want, but like, obsessed with your work. And you do have imposter syndrome for our personal women of STEM in the week.

Bye. Also, as like a doctor, a female doctor, like, "Do you have imposter syndrome when you go into surgery?" It's like, "No, this is who I am." No, because if she said, "Yes." You then realize you're dying in that moment.

Like, if your doctor has imposter syndrome,

have gone to definitely imposter syndrome

because they had no idea what the fuck is going on. Anyway, that's where a different pissed off of the week. So, women of some other week don't know her name or anything, but there is a girl going around who realized that you could do your own color analysis by just going to Home Depot.

And you walk behind the wall of colors and you just take photos of yourself and then color analysis are made up anyway, so you can then decide what you like puts best for you. Can't we have to go?

No, I know.

“Well, okay, do you think color analysis is made up?”

But like now, you know what they show it? You'll be like, "I like her in that color and they're like, "That's a horrible color." And I'm like, "Is that? Are we like the most subtle?" I don't know.

I think there's obviously very, there can be subtle things

that you're like, "Yeah, you could go either way, "but I think it is real because there are sometimes." Like, okay, like colors wash me out, for sure. But a bunch of girls went to somewhere and did it a bunch of influencers I forgot.

It was an influencer trip or something. And you could, like when they, like the blondes with blue eyes when they did like the dark colors, you could instantly tell that they looked way better and like the bright colors because their eyes just popped in it.

So I definitely think it's real. I think there are certain things if you have like a complex, like I think our complexion can go like both ways sometimes. I'm so flattered you're putting my complexion. I know.

And then I look down at you and ask. No, it's like, "I'm totally happy." I have, she's way more fair skinned. I have all of undertones because of my Sicilian, you have, but then because of my, like, your P and Mutt,

I have kind of rosacea. So, I don't have rosacea. I just have a reddish hue that like, yeah, you don't have it. So do you know what colors you think you are? Or...

I like kind of, but like I would love to do a color analysis. But like I'm also like, yeah, someone is blue eyes. We're blue, okay? I don't even pay someone. The fucking, I tell does, we're blue.

We're navy, we're this shade of blue. No, I need to go get it done. Oh, so I can't believe I didn't tell you this. My mom visited. And I don't know, I feel like as you get older,

you just like cherish every day with your mom, where I'm, you're not like, okay, we're not going to do anything. I'm like, what do we do? She told me that she had some friends playing Majong, and she doesn't know how to play.

And I was like, I think you can like get Majong lessons. So I went on Instagram and I was like Majong lesson. DM someone. Next day, they came over to our house. Me, my mom, and two professional Majong girlies.

Put down the Majong map. And for three hours, I felt like I was at Harvard. We learned how to play Majong. It's really difficult, but I felt like I was learning a new language. And I was like, I can't wait to be in like a Majong group drama.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Page Majong is taking over as like, because it's kind of a language

“that like, you need to know it to play it.”

And then once you're in it, it's like an art form. And it could take three hours the game. It's basically like, I don't know if you've played Gin Rummy with like your grandpa. Yeah. Why would I bring him up?

Um, it's like Rummy Cubs, but with tiles. It's like Rummy Cubs, if you were on mushrooms and cocaine. So with end, what people like is because all the tiles like picture. They're gorgeous. They're all like glass. And the backs are really pretty.

And you could do all different styles, but they all have like a certain thing that they're called. And it's based off of like the original game is Chinese. And this is really confusing, but every year there's a different card to like make the game more challenging that you play off of. It's really crazy.

So now I have just so much respect for people who play Majong because it's so complicated. But like now I like kind of want to be in a Majong league.

It's so funny because my assistant Josephine is always trying to play games.

Yeah, I think that's a game. Like any time or anything. You're like the way I responding to an email.

“And we have five should be like, how about we play cards?”

I'm like, we are in the middle of my shoe. You also, when there's a second you're watching your show. You're not like starting. Also you're not learning a game. No, the one day the one day she did make me play cards.

We were like at my apartment waiting for something. And like we just had time and she was like, you know, we could. And I was like, we'll do even have it. And she was like, of course, I give it in my bag. And now there's like this new game that she wants to teach me.

And we were out of shoot today. And she was like, if I brought it, like we could have played it on set.

Technically.

Like, she's like, no, actually canceled the job.

So I can start playing that unless I play with unless I bring her. So maybe like me, you grace and Josephine. Join like some type of Majong League. Yeah, Majong. I just think like before phones like people play cards and games.

I also heard because I was talking to some people. This one woman has a 15 year old daughter who's obsessed with like buying a walkman. And like all the nostalgia of like the late 80s early 90s.

“So like the kids, I think after Gen Z, there's a generation that saw Gen Z.”

And was like, wait, maybe we should not be online as much. And then on Jan Alfa's just his fucking face. Maybe before Jan Alfa. I think like it's funny the world is realizing like we got on due. Some stuff because we've gone too far.

I think whatever our generations kids are, they're gonna be fine. I think once like all the younger millennials have kids, we'll save the world. It's fine. Just added to our goddamn tab of things that we've had to deal with. Now we have to fix the whole human race.

Can I say one thing that piss me off this week? Yes, I love another people get pissed off. A man called me sweetheart. Give me the context. Like it was like in passing.

Like it was like an older man that was just like, Do you know where this is sweetheart? Like not in a creepy way, but I think we're done with that. Like I don't, oh, you love that I hate that. I love that because like, okay, how old?

Not like 80, that's fine. That's okay. He was probably like 60. Okay, so he's someone's dad. Yeah, don't call me sweetheart.

Also, I'm 34. See, I don't hate it because... You like being a sweetheart. Am I around a lot of creepy men? No.

I'm like, wait a minute. No, because I feel like I've heard that growing up my whole life from me. They're like my uncles or my dad's being like sweetheart.

And you get like, yeah, my dad never called me that way.

I don't know, but yeah, I guess like a man that you don't know. But also, I realized I am projecting, but like, yeah, in my household, I wasn't sweetheart. I was a bad bitch. So like, when a man tries to infantilize me and call me sweetheart, I'm like, I'm like, I'm nobody's sweetheart.

I'll ruin your fucking life. Sweetheart? Sweetheart. I'm gonna start calling men's sweetheart. Imagine I go, thanks sweetheart.

Thanks sweetheart.

“That's how you know it's wrong, because if I can't do it back to you, don't do it to me.”

Even just the context in which I put that in. Like, oh, well, I feel like there's a lot of men in my life that, like, in my life, I've been called sweetheart. Is there anything that like, our moms have called the boy, like, any boy? Well, it's funny to think of like what boys call each other. They call each other boss chief.

Like, thanks chief. Chief, they get chief and boss and we get sweetheart. Or ma'am. Yeah. Have you been called ma'am?

Yeah. Yeah. That's like a slur. Yeah. I've been called ma'am by like a 15-year-old, well, how to be 16, because it was like a ballet parking attendant.

And I looked and I was like, but I just made me really upset. And then I ran the math in my head. Like, yeah, he saw me and was like, this old bitch is someone's mom. See, I've been playing syndrome where I think we're 27. Now, when you talk to someone, that's like 16.

Yes, with us, like around people like us, yeah, I'm talking to you. I'm 27. When I'm dealing with anyone under 25, I'm a strong 30 thing.

“I may have been pushing 40, because I'm like, you're doing what?”

With who? Even my friends that are like two years younger. I'm like, you're drinking at this house. I just love them. You know, when you're talking to older people and they make references of like movies and actors.

And you're like, I feel like, you know what that is? And you're like, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're like, that's so annoying. Like, why would you even say that?

But then you literally do it to them. You're like, you don't know who Justin Timberlake is. And they're like, why do you fucking know your friends? What? In our defense, we didn't have social media to talk about those things.

They have social media. All our famous people are still famous for that.

Like, does it bring something up and be like, you never saw that movie.

I'm like, when did it come out? And he's like 1992. I'm like, I couldn't walk. I was, I couldn't even put a sense together. And what was it?

I had to wait for a rerun that my dad had to click. Like, you know the chances. I literally just stepped out of my mom's vagina. Give me a minute. Like, look, I don't even have my own room yet.

I'd rather go to high. Hello. How are you? And I guess some people's parents were a little more like, you got to watch these cult classics.

And also, it literally was every night.

My dad was watching the nicks.

“And then during the commercial breaks, he would like go to the middle of the”

godfather. And I'd watch it from the middle. And then I'd go back. I don't care as much. Like, when I meet someone younger and we're talking about something that's very

millennial-coded and they're like, I haven't seen it or I don't know it. I don't get upset about that. I'm like, yeah, why would you? Unless you had an older sibling? But when I meet someone that's my age and I bring up a show.

And I'm like, for example, like, Clarissa explains it all. Or like, Sabrina, the teenage witch. Um, boy, means world. And someone's like, oh, I didn't watch that. That's when I'm like, what were you doing? Because I was the same age.

And I know that it was a Friday night. And it was TGIF Friday. So where were you when boy, means world was on? What were you watching? What's Clarissa?

What's Clarissa? Who's Clarissa? Clarissa explains it all. What is she explaining? It was Melissa Joan Hart, who is Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

It was her show before. It was Clarissa explains it all. Okay. And she sits in her room. And the guy comes up from her window.

You know. That was-- It's dark. Okay, that's from 1991 to 1996. So you were watching reruns.

No, I was watching it in 1996. When you were four? It was on-- Oh, maybe I was watching reruns.

“But I'm just saying that was a throwback a little bit.”

You know what? I'll do accountable. I have been just synced memory of watching-- Even Steven's put it into my veins. Yeah, Steven's seeing it.

Okay, yeah. And-- Okay, you know what? I digress them away. You know what?

Like, it's been a fucking long day. It's one o'clock. Like, even Steven's came out in 2000. We were on-- Wait, this is actually really diabolical.

Hannah's in a different time. So in the last time it was like midnight New York time. And Hannah's like, we could do like a late night gigally episode. I'm like, it's midnight. I can't do gigally.

It was like, do you want to party? It was like, do you want to party? You're like, hey, I want to sit for an hour and talk about everything that annoys us. Put it on the internet.

I do have to say-- I was like-- I was like-- I was like shooting something yesterday. And a gig there was there.

And she's like, have you recorded the party? I'm like, no, like, should we record it tonight? While you texted me that, I was full face mask hair mask. I was like, I'm a little busy. Well, that's a little scary.

At night, you actually have a second job at night,

which is like, undoing me the day and like being prepared for the next day. Where I actually am kind of creatively at my peak at 11 p.m. When you share a bed with a man, like, so many things can happen. But like, one of the things is like them knowing your schedule. And like, if I want to get up because you've already fallen asleep

and I haven't even fallen asleep yet. And I want to do things downstairs, like different projects on my own. Like, it's none of your business. We have to do projects to stay sane. Yeah, like if I get a hankering to organize my hair closet.

And the hair closet is right next to the bed. That's not my business. I have to do. No, but my problem is, does falls asleep during the month game around 730. And then he-- I put him down around 8.

And then obviously I have to brush my teeth sometimes I have to show. Or like, this is not conducive. And sometimes I'll truly be laying in bed. And this may not be falling asleep next to me. And I will be wide awake.

And in my head I'll be like, I didn't have enough time with me today. And so I physically have to get up from the bed. Go on to the couch. Do something different. Do something that's just for me.

And I don't think there's enough women out here talking about what we're doing from the hours of a 1030 p.m. to like, I'm going to say 2 a.m. I was going to say 2 a.m. Because I know there's a lot of women that are--

There's a word for it where it's like,

“you have to make up for lost time in the day that you didn't spend by yourself.”

Yes. That's how I feel. That's how I feel. If I worked all day, if I woke up with a man in the morning, I worked all day.

And then I'm going home at-- And I'm getting in bed with that same said man. I don't know time will come. I ain't no time alone. You're like, if it's a different man, that's all.

Difference at your expectations. That's just trying out different flavors. Yeah, you've got to do things. Same man.

You're like, I need to be alone for a second.

That's when I scoop kitty up. I was going to say, does kitty love this second time of the day where you hang out alone with her? She loves it. Yes.

Well, yeah. Because like, when there's a man in bed, it's a different aura. Because like, usually it's just the two of us she's on her side. I'm on my side.

Like, she's like, so I watch on TV. We don't ever disagree about it. Like, she doesn't want any of my snacks. I don't want any of hers. So when there's a man in the bed,

it throws off the whole situation.

When I'm just sleeping alone,

she's literally, you could tell her, she's like, I could-- Yeah.

I mean, we're working on kitty's curse.

Go crazy.

“Don't even need a sound machine with us.”

Don't even need a sound machine just pet her head.

It's the best.

“Anyway, you guys, it is going to be an amazing week for everyone.”

We love you so, so, so, so much. And thank you for giggling with us. Talk to you soon. Bye.