Giggling about scoliosis, sex life, and sore losers

[MUSIC PLAYING] Such good news. Very fixed Wi-Fi. Manifest option. We can be managed.

[LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING]

I'm in the day just got away from me.

Are we recording? Yeah, we're recording. Yeah. Can we say it like, where are you having sex? Me?

Yeah. No, the reason I'm off-- I've been out in a whole question. You know what I mean? I mean, like, what though now?

Yeah. Who's smart? [LAUGHTER] I wish we were recording. We're recording.

We're recording. So why don't we make a little jokes during sex because we're too comedians, just being silly. He and I laugh. He takes his hand and puts it over my face.

And that's-- Well, you told her just did this whole-- she did like an interview with someone. Or maybe it was even on her podcast. She was jogging to someone, and she was like,

I don't give off sex immediately. And when I'm having sex, I want it to be fun and funny. And like, it's hot in here. And like, stuff like--

“She was like, and I feel like that's why I have a hard time.”

Like, what are you laughing at? I think of that. Because, like, let's be honest, sex is awkward. So we get the giggles. So we get the giggling.

But he's annoying because, like, he'll like do-- do something pressure or something, and I'm laughing. But then when I do something where he's like, can you please be serious? Look.

[LAUGHTER] I don't know, but comedies, we have intimacy issues. So in that moment, it's just being voices. We also sort of-- You know what I do?

I'll pretend to be sexy. So I'll be like, yes, I've been thinking about you. I'll tell you smell so good. Who'd be like, please stop doing that. And then I'm like laughing.

And I'll be like, like, how are you looking at me? Like, that kind of shit, like-- OK, so let's just say, on an average. Because everyone's different and everyone's schedules different.

You love getting to my sex life right now. What's the average not even yours that you think a married couple? Oh, question.

“Is not having sex making love once every six months?”

Wait, wait a minute. Like not. I'm just like, when you're married, when you're fucking, like, that's got to count, too. No, it totally counts.

I'm saying how, sorry, I haven't seen you in person, I feel awkward with the mouth. Well, you haven't. No, I haven't. It's crazy.

It's crazy. [LAUGHTER] It's crazy. [LAUGHTER] It's crazy.

It's crazy. I'm so upset because I gave myself a pep talk last night. I was like, it's getting so much better. It's amazing. It's amazing.

It's so much improvement. And I just sat down in page was like, holy fuck. This is way worse than we thought. No, your upper lip looks so good. It looks like you've got lip impressions.

This is what happened. I've one of the comments, it's like Hannah, for the love of God. Please put a lip tint on before you record the pod.

“Oh, because they don't like my pale lips.”

I told you to get those milk jelly ones, which I love. Yeah.

This is side note, but these lip tints they're always too, like,

bright pink. Yes, please make it Barbie. Yeah, please make like a-- You need like the cleaning. A mocha, a little amber.

I like a cool tone. Anyway, so I put it on the lip tint today, but I went, like, I tried to overline it with the lip tint. And then it looked like I sucked a rocket, um, popsicle.

Popsicle? Yeah. Like I was just a kid whose parents forgot about them. Like three hours and it was like hyped up. And it was just red all over.

So I put concealer as like a mustache. And I'll say, come on. No, it actually looked really good. We're going to-- But page, you know that I'm still--

you guys know, I'm trying to act. So I've been auditioning. Yeah. Well, well, not now. So what had happened?

I literally was like, how am I going to be an actor when I can't have a flood range of emotions? So we're going on audition for like a cop. That was great. [LAUGHTER]

We're in basically like, like, serious. But these are comedies. So like, whatever. You know what I would love to know? You know when they're like saying, like, describing

what the role is? Oh my god. And then they send it to the agents. And they're like, if you have anyone that you think like fits the description--

well, it was the description of the cop that one of your agents was like, I have the perfect time.

It's always like, either play lesbian, cop, funny friend.

Yeah. Then, oh yeah, I played a lawyer.

But then this last one was supposed to be a funny best friend. Yeah.

“And at one point, I like, I'm delusional.”

Yeah. And I actually now think I look good. We knew this was going to happen. I'm like, it's-- I look good. Yeah.

Let's stop pretending this is a problem, people love it. And then I watched the audition and I'm like, oh my god. What'd be a way? Yeah. Did they send it in?

No. No. But there are some faces I'm making that aren't human. That's a thing. Yeah.

It's one thing, I feel like I was-- I'm making a face that-- Like not natural. Yeah, like no one's like, it's just-- So anyway, my acting career has been stalled for it.

Yeah, so we're just going to put that on pause. I'm putting-- I should be getting Oscar off the manifestation board. Anytime they send me roles, that they're like, we think you would be good for this.

It always starts out like, she's really bitchy.

Yeah. Like, guys, how many-- How you school? That's cool. You just learn what your agents think of you.

Yeah. That's right. But when they send me roles, I'm not going to get it. Like this one role. I had a whole fight with them, because it was like,

we want to pull out these instructor girl. And I said, look, if I was a casting director, I'd want a tiny bond. Yeah. And they were like, no, we think you could be good with you.

I said, this is going to take a whole day. And I don't think it's worth it. They're like, no, I'm like, if they cast a tiny bond, I'm going to be fucking pissed. And did they?

They have, yeah. You know what I'm asking for, no one listens to me. Voice over auditions. Yes, you're up-- because you can sit during the whole thing. Because you can sit during the whole thing.

You don't need to have glam. You can just, like, it's-- Well, it's a dream. Let's be honest. You really thrive during your audiobook era.

No. No, I got so deep in the audio, but I went back. And I did another thing for calm app. Yes. And they were like, do you know how I got?

I'm a pro. It's my favorite thing. You have a good voice. I don't know if I-- I think-- Thank you.

We deserve it. We don't. We've been in therapy. No, but we've been texting. Trying to find a time.

Sorry. Should I come right now? I don't think I have a good voice, because it's my own voice. But I do think that voice over is like--

people don't realize how-- you come like so much money from voice over.

And you never even see them.

Apparently, we'll aren't at-- everyone thought he like stopped acting. Apparently, he does voice over for like everything he's making tons of money. Yeah.

Also known as Amy Polar sex. Right. You know, in my head when people do say his name, that is the first thought. It's Amy Polar sex has gone.

Quick question. Are you happy that I walked in with a pimple? Just thought now. No, that's like, OK. Actually, what just pissed me off is you asking that question,

because that's barely a pimple. That's like a-- That's like-- It's like amateur hours. Yeah, that's like you sweat a little too much yesterday.

Well, you were-- That's exactly what I was asking in the sun and your skin was like, OK. I'm just like, I'm just-- I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like--

I'm just like, I'm just like-- I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like-- I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like-- Have you ever had like a real cystic? Well, I had a cystic.

And I freaked out.

“I'm when on Instagram, I'm like, who wants to stab me?”

Which, like, of course, this happened to me. I'm like, this is where I get my sources from Instagram. And then, like, the next day, I went away. I was like, never mind. So then it wasn't, because they don't go away in a day.

I wonder if that's like-- Well, how do you hereditary?

Like, you just don't, you've never had one.

When I get pimples, I-- sorry, when I'm in my period, I get one pimple on my forehead. And people are like, no, it's supposed to be under chin. Let it women. [LAUGHTER]

Don't control her and take her to his left. Women exist, okay? Also, I went to Acupuncture. Oh, yes. And like, someone's house.

I'm sorry. I'm serious. Everyone was like, don't go. Don't go see Marianne. Marianne was the person just answering the phone.

So I didn't mind that she didn't know what a master was. That's not her job. Marianne could have been a temp for all we now. Like, she could have been like covering for her friend. Yeah.

Women supporting women. I was realizing, I don't want to male Acupuncturists. Like, I don't want to man with a weapon. No. Do you get male misuse?

I do like a male misuse. I like a hard hand every now and then. My girl Laura, who I like-- Do you know I've been getting massage once a week? [LAUGHTER]

I know I didn't touch you. She just stretches too. She does-- she does it all. She's amazing. She's like, she's the one-- wait,

did I tell you my schooliosis thing? No. Okay, I'm getting massage. She's just right before I leave for Italy. I'm getting massage.

And she's like, wow, you're like really tight in your neck and your shoulders. Like, to the point where it's like athletic--

“she's like, what are you doing that you're so tight?”

And I'm like, I'm literally nothing. Like walking, like maybe I'll do like a sculpt society workout for like 20 minutes, like once a year. She's like, do you have scoliosis? Like a little bit, because like your spine definitely isn't

fully like in line. And I'm like, no, I'm 33 years old.

So I'm like in Italy, and I'm telling my mom,

I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, my back is always so sore.

I'm always doing back exercises. Like, always trying to do stuff for my posture, like getting a massage once a week. Is it because you're towards those, for sure? I don't know, but I say to my mom,

oh, my misuse actually thinks I have like scoliosis. Like, do you have every spine you need to like, because your torso's always so long. My mom goes, you do kind of have scoliosis a lot of that. Oh, you can put that in the report card.

I know what, oh, what? She goes, well, when it came time to get you checked, you didn't have enough to say that you had scoliosis, but you were right there. Oh, you're on the cuff.

I was on the cusp, and they were just thought, whatever. But I was like, no, I was the same. That's the same with your dyslexia. Well, no, you made that. I've got so many messages being like, it's okay,

we know you're dyslexic, and I'm like, but I'm not.

“I started to remember that you're dyslexic,”

and you've got a dyslexic, I mean, engaged dyslexic, dyslexic. Okay, people are a lot of getting engaged. What do you say? Drive.

I never said you can't drive.

I never said you can't drive. Because my scoliosis story-- Wait, so Stuart Fuller-Ten, who opens for me, he's hilarious, who everyone has to follow. She's so fucking funny.

Has a whole bit about how she was jealous of the girls that were like, I got scoliosis, did you? Like, I got the cool girl that scoliosis, and she was like, I want scoliosis? No, I don't even remember getting

checked for it. It was like one day, that was like, it's scoliosis day. And it was like during the day. And you didn't take her shirt off, and it was like super dramatic. I like, vaguely remember.

But I don't remember there being chat or after I had my turn. [LAUGHTER] It was like a feeling about it. One thing we know about Kim is she hit a lot from you, to protect you.

She hid whenever you didn't get a roll. She was like, they wanted a blonde.

“Do you know that she hid the ending of Charlotte's web?”

She read the book Charlotte's web to me. And then I went to school in the fifth grade. And they all talked about Charlotte's web. And they said, so sad when Charlotte died. And I said, Charlotte didn't die.

And they said, yeah, she does at the end of the book. I got, no, she didn't. My mom read me the book. That wasn't the ending. Charlotte lived happily ever after.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I had one haul, and I said, mom, we need to talk. Let her protect her baby. She was like, you were so young, and I didn't want you to be upset.

That reminds me, I went to see Bambi too early in my psyche. Yeah. And the mom gets killed immediately, which like, who had Disney was like, you know, how we should start this child film? Disney.

Murderer mom loves a dead mom loves a dead mom. The earlier the better, it's like a text like, let's real him in with a murdered mom. So the first three seconds I was like, a pulse. Yeah.

And then throughout the movie, I can't enjoy it because I'm like, where's the mom? Why don't I think about it? Really, Disney, love is a dead parent. It's actually kind of crazy.

Think of any movie, Disney movie, and there's always something going on with the

parents. Yeah, which Snow White didn't even have parents? No. I mean, the little mermaid, who's her dad? Who's her mom?

Your mom. She doesn't have a mom. Can Poseidon is her dad. Oh, my mom had me stay till the movie started again. To be like, there's the mom, wait.

So smart. I was back. And then I was a relieving her. I saw a woman on Diktok who was like trying to tell her son. So are you fucking texting?

Chris, you're finally back with us in your texting. Who's young Jesse? Don't ever say the phrase, young Jesse Ta. We are business women. We are business women.

We don't. I'm Jesse. It's not his time. Speaking of working out, 'cause I actually have been doing my scopes society. I saw it.

Like, my little ad. You're so cute. Well, it's just like a 20 minute, and I'd like it. It's like chill.

“And you want to know the best thing about working out at home.”

You can pause it. Yeah. Like, when you're at a workout class, and they're like, take a 10 second drink break. No, bitch. I need two minutes at least.

I need you to count to sixy twice, because I can't do it in that time. So like, when you're working out at home, it's like, shh. And you like feeling naughty to be like, what have I just paused it? And she didn't even know I took a longer break. I'm like, what if I did the second half after lunch?

You don't like it. Next week's gonna know. But anyway. Nobody's gonna know. I've been doing butt exercises as one does.

You're so mad. You don't have BBL allegations. Every day you wake up. You get it. Obviously, the summer.

I get a stomach virus. BBL allegations going around about everyone but me. Like, so annoying. I couldn't even get on the ozampic allegation, because there's it now a pair is like going around.

What do I do? But exercises. Sometimes I have to like, stop halfway through and not because it's like hurting my

It's literally hurting my vagina.

Like it. And I'm very triggered when it comes to like feeling like I have a UTI, and that's the feeling I get. It's almost like I have to pee. I'm gonna say something so controversial.

Yeah. Are you doing anything?

“What the fuck would that have to do with anything when it's inside of my body?”

I'm sorry. You're, because you're ready like being held by a string. Actually, no, because sometimes I do it. I can't put that long as thing is that. Sometimes I do it in my vagina and I'm no underwear on.

So no. And it's still hurts. Yeah, it just feels like I, it's not like hurting. It's like after a bike ride when you're like, oh, no, it's not like it's like maybe you had sex.

Hi.

And that's hurting from that.

And then you wear it out. No, it's not. It's like, it almost feels like my pelvis isn't strong. Like I need to do more key goals. I do to say feel like.

The giggler doctors are exhausted by us. Like they turned on the episode and they get out there, no bad. And they're like, okay, now we have to dig in. And the only reason I think I'm more sensitive to it than other people. Don't see you've a small canal.

I'll kill you. Oh. But that factors into it.

“But I think anytime I feel even the slightest resemblance of a UTI, I'm like, you”

have PTSD. Yeah, I freak out. You have UTI PTSD. Yeah. I do.

But I have heard though that like working out with a song like that for you. It's bad because the, the butt and the vagina are too close. Yeah. And it can get movement. Yeah.

They can be. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Grace made fun of me because we have some like cool cousin staying with us. Yeah.

And they have like a bag full of stuff and I said, this is their getting high stuff. Is that what I called it? And Grace just starts dying laughing. I'm like, what do you want me to say? And then this is their like, it's weed.

And does said pot? No, it just as brother said pot and does was like they don't call it pot anymore. This is the 70s, but like our family were just, we don't touch that stuff. Yeah. And what was it a bag of wrapping papers?

And I smelled something in there. I literally am sure you want to know it's crazy is like you're going to have kids and I'm going to have to tell you things that they're secretly doing because I've years on eyes and you're going to be like, lab or gasped. No, apparently kids, no, I'm not going to get into it.

Kids do stupid stuff. I'm just the parent still to this day with everyone in Instagram. Smoking kills. It truly does. My friend smoking something and I texted her smoking kills recently.

Yeah. In Italy, Lucho made me smoke a cigarette with him and you want to know what? I could only do half. Was it a skinny one? Yeah, what?

Okay. But I literally thought of you right as I was smoking. Is it healthier in Italy to smoke? Yeah, it is. Okay.

Yeah, that's what I think. It's healthier in Italy. It's healthier in Europe to smoke because their food is better. Okay. So I have to tell you guys something.

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So my cousin Cara, who is the originator of the Luzonia story. She is too little boys, now I got over to her house and she goes the boys it on stairs

Now one thing about kids, you're not going to be shy around in Hannah. Yeah. You're not. Yeah.

“So I got on stairs and one thing about me, I will rally these kids up so immediately”

I'm like, you're ready to play. I said, Hannah, it's hungry, eat little feet, what is it then I'm like, oh you got to a character. And with this face. Yeah.

I should be running around though, they're really traumatized. No, it's shy. Love's running. So I'm like, I'm going to get you out. So they start yelling, we're running, they're chasing.

So I'm chasing these little boys and there's two of them. So they're hard, you know. And they're like, these little kids are fucking fast as kids ever. Yeah. So I'm running around this basement.

Is Lois the same or like, she's hyper? Because I feel like when you're with Lois, you're doing like table activities. You're coloring. You're doing arts and crafts. She's going to put an outfit on.

You're going to tell her how good she likes. Well, Lois will like steal you and be like, okay, this is my world. Yeah, she's like, we shall shut the door and she's like, I'm a princess. You have to save me. Yeah.

And I'm like, Lois, I have so much to do today and she's like, I'm going to, but she'll be like, I'm going to die.

“Like, she'll like get all dramatic and I'm like, okay, I'll save you.”

Because if I'm around kids, I do this with dogs too. Like at the mall rolled up and then I leave. Yeah.

And if I'm around kids, I see who comes to me and like, what they're, like, I'm never

going into that. No, I'm like, this kid doesn't know about to be his best friend. Yeah. But I don't do it. Like, I wait for I can't talk.

I'm not a monster. But you know, you give a little funny face. Kids love a funny face. Yes, they do. I know.

They love a song. Yeah. Like, humor is actually two-year-old kid. Like once I got him going, I'm like, I'm killing today. Yeah.

I'm like, I wish there was like a kitchen table activity we could do. Yeah. So we're running around and then we start playing baseball and one of the kids gets upset because he like wasn't playing. He played great, by the way.

He missed one thing. He's really hard on himself. Yeah. And he's afraid of being called a sore loser. Is this bad?

I'm spilling like all the tea on her son.

He's like, can I have privacy for one second?

It was so cute because he goes upstairs and he's like, everyone's going to call me a sore loser. So then I'm in that moment like, I'm not going to let my baby be upset because I go upstairs and I say, you're not a loser. And he's sore loser.

Yeah. He's like, I'm a sore loser. And he goes, everyone thinks I suck. And I was like, I was taught gossiping about you. No one said that.

They've said other things. No one's gonna be a loser. Oh my god. This is anxiety. Really?

I'm feeling connected to him because like in that moment, when I felt like a loser, I wanted someone to be feel good. So I was like, he literally had the like everyone hates me. He literally was, I'm going to think about how I didn't get the ball. By the way, he's so good at baseball too.

Yeah. So he just being so hard himself. That's just me, like on my way here today. You know, like everyone hates me, on this sidewalk, like they can't believe I stepped outside today.

So honestly, parenting is so interesting because you get to like, relive childhood trauma. So then I look at him and I said, regardless of what you feel, you could be two people. You could be, I'm giving him a speech like a movie. I'm like, you could be lying here for the rest of the day or you can be the come back kid.

Oh, you gave him a phrase. I said, so I'm going to be down there holding the ball waiting for you to put your shoes back on and for you. You have auditioning for you to do that for you to hit a home run.

“And if you want to be the come back kid who can deal with adversity, he's like, I don't”

know what adversity means, I'm just going to go with it. I think the come back kid is a movie. And I actually haven't got something. It didn't work. Oh, he still won't leave the room. So won't leave the room.

Okay. No, he's like in the attention. Okay. Now at that point. You're done.

I'm done. No. You don't think my plan's. I said, we have an emergency on our hands. At that point, I'm like, you don't want to have fun with everyone else.

Then you can sit in here and cry by yourself because we're all going to be outside having fun. No, you're right. If I was the mom, that's what I do. But I'm the fun aunt.

I'm so comfortable because kids love being called like poopy head. So once I know they're humor, I'm like thrown it around. I'm like, so poopy head. Like, so fun. I'm going to bring myself to like, I go, what's up, Bart face?

I think so. And Kara is like, Hannah, all we've been trying to do is get them to stop saying fart and poop. And that's all you've done. Like, I'm literally the worst in Napler.

Yeah. But then after we played baseball, typical of time, family, we go to a big Italian restaurant, chicken parmesan, all this stuff, forgot I had Pilates after. That's, let's just say I dealt with adversity that day.

I feel like you're the kind of person that is never canceling a class.

Because the late fee would keep you up at night. The late fee, and then also just disappointed myself for not being able to do what I was supposed to do. I don't have that kind of guilt. I, in my head, I'll say you can't put a price on convenience.

I give, I want to cancel because it's convenient for me. And I'm getting charged to the late fee. My convenience is worth so much more than the late fee.

One wrong move.

I don't know what's going to happen.

I don't know what's going to happen. I got lucky. Like, it was a moon the stars. But it was scary. Do you feel like you're having an intense mercury retrograde?

Yeah. I've been shot. I've been shot. I give, I believe you chased kids around saying you're going to bite their feet with your face like you like that.

I mean, that's probably why you was crying. I'm terrified. I'm like still scared because even if you came into my home right now, I'd be scared of that. Okay.

I just want to say one thing. When you shamed me for gargling with peroxide, I have had so many nurses, doctors, just regular girls.

“DM me and say it's the best thing ever and totally acceptable.”

And it's crazy. I don't have one of those messages. Well, because you're with assault water people, with assault water people. And my team, we're just going right to peroxide and drugs. Is it hydrogen peroxide or is it like a specific kind of thing?

No, just hydrogen peroxide. But if you slip, and you inhale, I don't know, I think you're fine. Can we talk about how hard it is to actually inhale weed? No. This looks like literally just you drink from a straw.

Yeah, but like I thought you just breathe and it goes in, you have to like, like, actually feel like going in. You know what I actually think is really hard. When you're smoking a cigar, you're not actually smoking a cigar. Yeah.

If you were to inhale that, everyone's like, oh, you would get so sick or like, you'd get so dizzy. Like, no one's inhaling it. Actually, when we go on our family vacation, because we go at the same time every year, there's also people that are also there at the same time every year.

“There's just like older couple, like older.”

It's us with them already. The guy sits in a chair and the wife lays down on the thing.

He, I've never seen this, he choose a cigar.

The whole day. Is that a long life? Nothing else. Actually, you got taken out by this number of virus, because one day I didn't see him. One day, I didn't see him, and I thought, hmm, I wonder where he was going to be swallowed.

Because there's no hip-hop in Italy. I found out from the one of the pull guys that he isn't back sick. I love it. There's no hip-hop in Italy when hip-a-sounds are telling hip-hop, hip-hop, hip-hop. Also, because I love, now I love, like, red pill dating shows.

The girl's made me watch the ultimate on. Oh, on Netflix. Someone got kicked off because of how awful they spoke to their partner in text messages. Like a meeting. They could do some stuff, Jen, and they were like, this is, kick them off.

Then a couple episodes later. It's later. No. A couple episodes later. This is so crazy.

So they get, so someone gives an ultimatum. Like, hey, if you don't want to marry me, like, I'm gone, we're going to do this first of all. It's just good. I have so much to say, actually, I need to collect my thoughts.

It's a ridiculous premise of a show. Because if anyone is doing this show, you guys are already fucked as a couple, but, like, I digress. It's great. I just don't know if I feel like you know what to make this better if we actually did this

on TV. No, what would be better is if you went and lived with a different girl for three weeks. Wait, wait, don't tell me, don't tell me, just wait for the show. Yeah, like, so anyway, so someone gives an ultimatum in the couple. They go to this experience.

They couple up with other people. They live with other people for a couple weeks to see if the grass is greener, or if they want to go back to the show. They're just like, making the breakup at least monetizing a breakup. Yes, eventually they all end up like breaking up.

Now, while this one girl is, we don't know for sure. Now, this one girl is coupled up with not her boyfriend, who she's doing the experience with. They're going somewhere, and she sees on his phone that he's texting his group chat. The group chat is talking about how his original girlfriend is blonde and has big boobs.

And now the girl he's coupled up with is Bernad, and she has no boobs or ass, and she hasn't. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, guys, thanks a lot. That's so crazy, but then the friends go on to say, well, what if we just hooked up with,

what if we just like fucked her, basically?

And the guy she's coupled up with, like, text back in the group and it's like, that's why I older, like, that's crazy.

“So she sees the text messages, and she's like, do blonde girl?”

No, this isn't even his girlfriend. It's a girl. He's coupled up with her. So she sees all the messages, and she's like, what, like, this is, this isn't saying and like, really scary.

thing about these kinds of shows is I think in the year, 2026, it's getting to a point

“where they're casting these men who have psychological issues, like, it's not just like,”

oh, he's like a bad dude, and he, like, goes on dates with a bunch of women, like, no, they're methodically thinking about how to, like, control these girls. This one guy said to the girl he was coupled up with, not his actual girlfriend, if your fiance or boyfriend or husband didn't want you to hang out with someone, would you listen to them?

And the girl was like, well, who's the person? My friend of 20 years, like, no, I'm not listening, and he was like, in shock. And so it's, it's just, it's very scary. It's very weird. Well, men are afraid that, like, they're not masculine if they don't, like, have control

or anything. I don't. Yeah. The number one thing I will say that I've learned for a relationship, whether it's a best friend or a partner, the number one thing, is that you respect each other.

And I don't mean respect in, like, like, like, I say, please, and thank you. Like, I mean, like, respect, like, in your heart, you respect their opinion. Yeah. That's how they carry themselves. Yes.

That is how you get along with something like that someone said, or did, and your initial

thought is like, I would never do that to my partner, or like, that's a good, like, there

are some people that are just like, I mean, I've dated guys that I don't respect. And, like, yeah, you're still calling your mom every day. A hundred percent. And like, or if you, and if they don't respect you, you know that in your core, and that's what you start feeling bad about yourself.

Yeah. I had so many respects. Let's like, start with that. Yeah, that's good. And, yeah.

“I mean, if you need to make your life easier, not harder.”

If he's making it harder, it's not for you. There's a woman who died. Okay. And it's not funny how getting an AD IV from an unlicensed doctor in the Bronx. And the second I saw that I had chills up my spine, because I was like, bitch, I could have

given me that could have been me in unlicensed doctor in the Bronx, like a holistic, I don't know the details. Just like I've looked into it, he wasn't licensed, but like, I don't know when you're just getting an IV.

I'm not like researching the person, I feel like, not you're never going to get IV again.

She died instantly, like within a couple hours from an AD put. I mean, I don't know the best. I don't know where I'm going, but like the day she got an AD, the day she died. The day she of an AD, which is a thing that like, Haley Bieber takes to like try to live longer or something.

So like, anyway, just you guys, there's a lot of shit going on. Please find doctors, and I'm speaking to myself right now, find doctors that have like, that went to school. Yeah. Maybe I believe.

In my findings throughout the world, when I just, you know, in the life, I feel like the men are actually talking about like peptides way more than I hear any girls talk about it. Hmm. Yeah, because they're all about like maximizing their testosterone.

Why did they say that correctly? Just now. And if I hear another man bring up his testosterone level to me, I'm actually going to try less testosterone.

“Because the only thing that's proven is more testosterone, means more murders.”

And that's statistically, and also, don't come to me with a hormonal issue when my hormones change every single week. Like, what's really happening in your life, that is so bad that your testosterone's going down a little. Like, what are their side effects?

They don't have as much of a sex drive. Okay. Good. Well, go to the last month, the last week of every month of my life, like good, but it'll wave for a minute.

There's also a point where like, we don't need just like jacked up men running around everywhere. Like at some point, learn knitting. I don't need it at all. At some point read it read a book.

Also, like, for the peptides, do an ab workout first, and then just like see if you

need it. I just feel like men are like really quickly doing peptides are not scientifically proven. We're not on them yet. We'll tell you where you're new. But they don't know long term effects of like what it's doing to your insides.

We have sensitive bodies and we have really, or we just have horrible luck. We can't just jump into things so we other people can't know. Like we can't just like, oh, I'll try it for the first time. Because we all have that friend who's like, I went to the back of a truck and injected my lips and they look great.

And I'm like, yes.

It is crazy though now that we've lived so many years on this planet, how we see trends. Do you know that?

“I hate to say this, but last year, I bought a bunch of stuff from Zara and I was really”

excited for it and I went through my closet, I didn't wear any of it, and I don't need it today. Because it's all too trendy. It's like not like if I wore it now, people would like, I mean, example of one item.

It was like a long, sleeve denim, like, frilly 70s shirt, I mean, you would've never gone

in first place. But like, at the time, I love when you talk to yourself and I'm pushing this to that lot. Well, my first thought is, you who sweat so much, who are you putting on a denim shirt, long, safe shirt?

You're going to sweat right through that. When I shop, I envision I'm someone who has completely different than you are. The stuff like that. I want to meet the girl you shop for because she's quirky. She's never bloated in her life.

She loves a corset on a Wednesday night. For sure, from like a different time period. I'm so interested. I get crazy colors. All I want to wear is a baggy black outfit.

And my closet is like sparkles orange, green, patterns, frills, what's like your

closet organization these days.

What's like, I feel like I've ever seen your closet living in like a couple of months. Half of my closet is literally from just the my tour, which is like, turn tour. I had to get tons of squirts and tons of white button down shirts. I have a whole thing of ties that I lived off of for like seven months. Okay.

Oh, I thought you were saying, like, you didn't unpack from your tour. No, I am packed, but it's like, I'm like, I can't get myself to throw away the sports. I feel like I might use some one day. My daughter.

I love a score. I love a score. I love a score. I love a summer. Like, okay, I came back from Italy on a Thursday.

I was unpacked laundry, folded put away by what's today, Monday. I like admire you. I got, I landed from Italy, took a shower, did a hair mask, did a face mask, fell asleep in a row. This is why we're so good together.

We both have work ethic, just very different ways. Completely different ways. We're working in the places that they're doing. Well, because my environment very much affects my brain, where you can, you're better at saying focus and like, not wearing it with that, what's around you.

I think it's 'cause I've always been in like chaotic situations, but I can like focus

on one thing. Not that I'm like doing well at it. I'm just like focusing on it. It's even like the last episode, everyone was calling me out for having cat hair on my mic.

Which is so valid. I tried having a cat one time. But like, I'm upset that like, never once in my vagina. It's everywhere. The hair was like touching my lip the entire time.

Not once did I notice that it was like full of hair. That's kind of my vibe. Because I like to be next. And you want to know what, I can get too much the opposite.

“That's why I like, I need doses of you to be like, let's be crazy and leave a spoon in”

the sink. Yeah, like chill out. It does not everything has to be like perfectly coordinated. But like, for example, I bought a vibration plate. Right.

I really trust me out to like open it up. Oh, it's an easy open where I want to put it. It's an easy open because it's literally just the vibration plate and the remote. They don't give you any other, it's no like, frills. I put it in my bathroom like under my sink so that when I'm doing like my skincare at

night, I just do it. I'm almost loved you because she said everything has a home. Have you got to put things away? Everything has a home. Well, my Amazon boxes were stacking up and my our cats we have in West Hampton made

a run for it and they got on the box right where the door was and they opened the door. Why? Well, why? Shameless and freckles. They literally are too little genius bandits granted.

They're so. Open the door. When I saw it. So in the morning, the door's wide open. I said, where the where my little boys ate and just shook the treats and they came right

back. Where were they? Like where did they go? Just hanging on the porch. Pain on the porch.

Like cats are just so cool. They're so all you love them were like, we're not actually like, hey, there's weed here.

“They're like, did you hear Hannah that fucking nerd?”

There's a joint on the table. You're like, what if we just heard they're smoking stuff here.

There's like eagles and shit over there.

“But let's just get some breeze, some fresh breeze came right back in.”

But I was like, okay, we have to put the Amazon boxes away. Well, you want to know what your door wasn't locked. Well, that's another problem. Like, that's insane. That's insane.

Oh, you watch so many murder documentaries? I can't even, like not only do my doors have locks. They have bolts at the bottom that you, like, flip over. So even if it did get unlocked and the door got open, you're not getting through my bowl.

They're getting through my bowl. You're not getting through my bowl. You're not getting through my bowl. You're not getting through my bowl. You're not getting through my bowl.

You're not getting through my bowl. You're not getting through my bowl. Okay. That's how he started. He was a girl.

He obsessed with her. I immediately loved her energy, immediately somehow we got into her telling me all about her ex-boyfriend, pissed her off, and then she became an acupuncturist and then he one day decides he wants to be an acupuncturist. So now he shows up at all these places, because there's only so many acupuncturists

on Long Island. So she has to deal with the conventions and stuff? Yeah. Like, acupuncture meetings and stuff. So like, that was, I got, that is so weird.

I was like, it's in every field. Every field.

“I was like, oh my god, I was telling her about yeah, I was like honestly like same.”

Yeah. So that was really fun. Okay. So will you go back to acupuncture? I really liked it.

Where'd they do it? So they put it in my feet and my hands to help circulate like detox. Okay. And granted, I'm not a good example right now because my mouth is still stuck. However, I did feel like, then she did like, it's called your lips.

They're definitely moving better though.

You know, it was crazy when I first started.

I was, I couldn't move my lips. Yeah. Yeah. So like by the end of the pot, I was so tired from trying to move my lips. I was crazy.

That's the other thing people don't talk about. Your face gets like sore because you're like I'm trying to so hard. Yeah. Also like, are you guys going to miss me when I'm gone? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like this person. Like you're like, couldn't even like me when I'm having it all the time. Yeah.

I'm just going to like, we're definitely going to have to do some type of like immemorial. You know, like we're actually going to have to add a new story to your personality because we're like like some type of service because she is her own person. She has like totally different personality than you. Really?

Yeah. I am like a little more deadpan. And you're like a bit more emotional on like certain things where you're like, like, like, and you're usually very optimistic and like, you're like, look at the end of the day.

Everyone will die. If I have anything to do with it, you know, so I'm not used to you being like that. We're like, hey, that's my 95th. Like that's me all the time. I'm also like as an athlete, you guys know, if I didn't get injured, I was like, I'm obsessed

with like being, I'm not that obsessed with being my physical prime. But like, I like making sure that I'm capable. Yeah. I like, if anything were to break out or have you are really able, you are sitting in the exit row of the plane you're ready, like you're able.

I'm not primetime, but like, I try to make sure that I'm not like in bed to like, if my backwards a little try to fix it, like, I can't like run a mile, but like, I can get my knees up. Yeah. No.

We're in shape. I feel like an injured bird. Just walk around New York City and everyone else is just, it's my mind, it's my mind. Yeah.

I've never seen more so many people in my life and take you for granted.

Well, I think that's the thing. When something like this happens, you really take inventory of like, how much in your body you take for granted. Like, even if you're like, thumb is hurting, you're like, I don't remember when I hate the thumb.

You're just my fucking thumb. So I know, you know what, well, you know when you're hanging out, how do you approach yourself? Because I feel like we, me and you would approach it in two very different ways. I take the nail clipper and I cut it really short.

Okay. I pull it, obviously. Yeah. Of course. A first time like a match.

Yeah. I have the most painful, like, hang now, Bruce, like, they've never had something more painful in my life. Like, to the point where, like, it woke me up this morning. The thick throbbing.

Yeah. You've got to throw a little, get a little hydrodurban proxide and then throw a little proxide. I'm gonna dunk it. I'm gonna lick it.

“So yeah, I don't make remember when I, I think you're.”

Yeah. No, there's nothing worse than, like, something being wrong with your body when you have to like, but one thing, shout out to my man, shout out to my man's, because he makes me feel beautiful and I've been hanging out with him too much and now that I'm like in the public, you guys have been hanging out together a lot.

me like I'm normal.

Occasionally he'll laugh, but it's cute.

But like, again, I'm like, he's obsessed with me. And then I talked to someone else and they're like, hey, he's a real kid home. [LAUGHTER] In sickness and in hell. So in my head, I was like, I actually, like, pretty nice.

Oh, wait, do you know that I saw like a crazy statistic? And I don't remember what it is. But that, like, the comparison to like, when women get sick, like their husband's leaving, compared to like, when men get sick, like their wives leaving. So you want to say, leave you mean, like, break off?

Yeah, like divorce. Like when something physically happens. Imagine you get a sniffle and they're like, we're good.

“The life is thinking, like, imagine if it does was like, burner at the stage.”

It's been fun. I mean, I'm just like, I'm out. Yeah, it's like, it's not even comparable. Like, obviously, there are women, like, the bad happens where they will leave. But like, it's not even comparable to the amount of--

Imagine those texting his friends being like, this bitch can't smile. And I can't handle it anymore. No, it's raised. Is your girlfriend smiling? Because my husband smiled in weeks.

[LAUGHTER] I just, the audacity that they have. OK, wait, this is fest.

What are you going to do with the first time you can smile?

Just not stop. I'm going to be like, um, Nicole Kidman after her divorce. To think you'll wake up one morning and it will just be like, you can't-- You'll have so much more movement. Does it not to check it to the end of August?

Oh, what do you mean? So do you mean roles I'm going to lose by now? You have to look in the mirror. I don't really look in the mirror that often. Right.

Oh, right. But I really think it's better. It is. This is what's coming across my algorithm. I don't know what this means, and this is a study, by the way.

And by study, I mean, this actual blind girl says she sees how hot people are treated. Because she can't see if they're hot enough. Yeah.

So she will say, OK, I'm going to get it like wrong.

Because I don't remember exactly what she said. It was like two weeks ago. But she said something along with the lines of, there'll be people that I hear who were like boring as shit. And everyone wants to be friends with them.

“And she goes, that's how I know they're hot.”

And she goes, there's people who have no personality. And everyone talks about them a lot. She was that time, no, they're hot. Or she could tell how nice people are. Yeah, people.

Yeah, people. So imagine not knowing someone's hot and being like, why is everyone obsessed with that dud? It's like, sometimes I would try to think, especially when I was being really shallow with men.

And I'd be really into an attractive man. I'm like, imagine he was ugly. Imagine he was short. Would you like his soul? But it's hard, it's hard to separate the art from the artist.

You can't separate the art from the artist sometimes. But there's so many men that I'm like, oh, my God. If you were under six foot, no one would even be listening to what the fuck you're saying. It's so annoying.

And I envision like if this guy didn't have a cute face. And because also I think it's the opposite of for women. Like if there's a really pretty girl, she does even one thing. People are like, yeah, burn her.

“And it's funny how socially it's like people want to hang out”

with pretty people more, like in friendships and stuff. But no, as the woman, I did see a girl say that, you know, you're in a girl. If you were 16 and you'd be for the middle-aged woman, I sent it to you.

That's. And I, you know what? Cock, and I do love when you have glam. But I love when you're yourself, too. You did my makeup today.

I put on blush, I did put on blush. Actually, I do have holidays that I have full glam today, but I'm going to, you look so, like, natural. Thank you. Like going to a vogue just like vogue summer school.

You get like little sessions. Yes. So I'm going to, like, talk to some high school girls. Give me the thing. I'm going to buy you little feats.

Sorry, it's Leo's season. It's like my whole feed is Leo's season. Oh, your birthday is coming up. Oh, my God, it is. I've been thought about it at all.

Wait, I'm going to be a little smaller. We're turning 35. Yeah. Is that a big birthday? I feel like, yeah.

What should we do? I don't know. We'll just face time. I'll just face it. Oh, the time was.

I won't be able to express joy. I'm a birthday, but it's fine. We love you guys so much. Have an amazing weekend. And we'll get go with you later.

Bye.