Giggling about Sports Illustrated, friendship breakups, and blondes

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I'm in the day, just got away from me.

Hello, my glamorous giga-glars. We're on the cover of Sports Illustrator. I'm just kidding. [LAUGHTER] You know, you look so beautiful.

Thank you. Like a truly gorgeous and stunning. We got to thank you. And I love that you were wearing a men's shirt. It was just so, like, you're like, yeah.

This is my beach, bitch. Like, that's how it felt.

“You have to say, I've been going to Montox”

since I was a little girl. Yeah. Let's take a run around. And it was a cool, full circle moment. But I have to say, the only thing

that really brings me joy in life is feeding the gigas. [SCREAMS] It's because they feed it in the giga-glars. Like, I love when they think-- they don't think something's coming.

And then they get to wake up and see something that they didn't expect. And they get all jacked up. Like, all I cared about was reading the comments of all the giga-glars saying the funnier shit.

They just make me laugh so much. And I just can't believe we have this community of cool girl supporting us. You know it? Something that brings me joy is, like,

when you do something, I feel like I did it, too, because I'm like, oh, all my exes are so jealous. And I'm so interested in it. And in my head, I'm like, do they care? And I'm like, yeah, they do.

No, they do. Yes, we made it. And in my head, you know your exes were mad about that. You know, because you can't think of me without thinking of you. And also, just knowing that a bunch of exes

were watching March Madness, and then my best friend pops up on the TV, and they're like, oh, pages front. And then they're nervous that you're at, it's going to come up. So then they start just getting paranoid. It's like double revenge, and there's your thing.

There's no sweeter words to me. It's so true.

“But you guys, that's what female friendship is.”

When you surround yourself with badass women, you take credit for their shit. Yeah, that's how it feels. I'm like, it's amazing. I mean, you didn't even have to put on a baby.

You didn't even have to go. I remember that shoot day. You're like, it's freezing. I'm like, I'm in bed, but this is great for us. And I do have to say, like, sports illustrated back in the day.

I think it was like, and it was a little more like male guisey. Yeah. Like it was very, like, for the hot girls, and for the men to buy the magazines. I don't know.

But sports illustrated swimsuit has evolved so much. We're like, three new Williams has done it. Like, all the WMBA girls are doing it.

So when they asked me, I first thought it was like,

they're, are you sure? Yeah. But then I realized I do have fat ass. Yeah. And I was like, no, people, see, I say this all the time.

People were like, wait, boy. No, I think it got such a response because people were genuinely surprised. Genuinely. Gen really, general.

Gen, genuinely. Yes, surprised. It was her first. But I've been telling the gigless. I'm like, no, she has huge boobs. I'm like, no one.

Everyone's like, are you sure? But also I'm going to be real with y'all. And I know there are, there are larcenes, are larcenes said. Sorry, I can't speak with Martin. Yeah.

Said, um, she gets abs from gigling, which we do. Which we do. Yeah. But nothing will get you in the gym or the knowing you have a sport to illustrated shoot.

“And I know you guys remember me talking about Pilates”

during that time, which by the way, I haven't done Pilates in like three months. I've been on tour. Okay. But um, that will get your ass out of bed when you're like 50, 50

should I go to the gym when you're like, I need to look good for the gigless. And so shout out to Soundbody, Hampton's and West Hampton. I literally went. My actual routine was like four times a week.

Cause you actually have, you can't do every day. Like you, even if it's just Pilates, you have to recover. Yeah. And yeah.

I'm on a recovery right now. You're like, you want to follow your recovery for eight years. You have to recover.

I was always playing a lot of tennis

cause I had that pro way I'm coming up that tournament. So I had to be training for that. I had a lot of pressure this summer training. That was not related to anything. That was like making me any money.

Like not job related. I had like a lot of, I was in full training mode. Yeah, you. I also got a spray tan, which changes the game. But I also just loved at like 34, just like it's the best I've ever looked.

Yeah, like, I've never looked better. Did you ever think like, oh, I'm gonna be in split. Like when you were younger because you were so sports focused,

probably until like my 20s.

Yeah.

“Like, did you always see it and think like,”

oh, I wanna be in sports illustrated? Quick story. When I was working as a sports reporter at Wisconsin, I had something like kind of go viral of me interviewing Frank Kuminski. And bar stool had written like an article about it.

And it ended up being like, they kind of were like, oh, look at this female sports reporter. Like, she's kind of cute, whatever. And I got it. Bar still really gets away with whatever they want.

I got it. This is such a like moment in time. I got a Facebook message from bar stool saying, do you wanna be smoke show of the month? Oh, my God.

That just unlocked in memory that I literally forgot I had. No, let me put you in. I didn't got that was a thing. Let me put you in like 20 year old Hannah's mind. I was a guest.

I was a fan day. It was smoke show of the week. I spoke to her for the week, sorry. I was upset. Me and my best friend, Lesbian Beco,

were like, how dare they take my serious journalism career and just decide that they're gonna make me a smoke show.

“Also, do you think I had photos of me in bikinis on my Instagram?”

- No, it was like me crying with a ton of shirts. - If I think back to smoke show of the week when we were in college, that was so... - But I do think there were two types of girls. There's the girls that are like,

I'm gonna monetize this. I know I'm hot and these dumb idiots are gonna like give me follows and like cool. And then there's the girls. I think I was very anti.

Like I was two of very feminist about it where I was like, how dare you? - Yeah, and I wrote, I think I wrote like a whole paragraph, like not mean, but just basically like thank you, but like no thank you.

I don't wanna be a part of that kind of thing.

So best forward, I never dreamed of being on sports illustrated.

I never want, I'm gonna say this so clearly, men wanting to have sex with me has never done anything for me. It's not a compliment, men would have sex with an apple pie. - An apple pie, a slightly warmed apple pie. Men have had sex with warm apple pies.

So like a men's, a man just saying her hot, a man saying he would fuck you, I don't care. - Yeah, it is not a compliment. - It's me. - I'm a majority of them and I know can't read.

So, like so that was not ever my goal. And I think maybe it's because of like, my parents are like, I mean definitely my mom being like the baddest whichever, but also my dad, like it was all just about like,

are you working hard, are you being kind, are you? Like I never, I never want to impress my dad by like looking pretty. My dad got mad when I like pretty. - Yeah.

- What is rush your shirt? - Our kids are so different. - Being like me. - He's like, "I can't look at you, "put something on that pimple."

- But I would literally put on lipstick and be like, "You look like a clown."

So, I never wanted to do something that was male gaze

or I did or like pick me in that way. - Even though I've definitely done pick me shit in the post. - What do I mean? - We're not stronger than you. - We're not stronger than you.

- When they approached me, like the like editor and chief is the coolest woman MJ and she was like, "We are about women showing off "and being proud of like, they are." And like, it does take, I guess, like a sense of confidence,

which, yeah, but Paige, you feel for me to say about me is. - You don't care? (laughing) - You say, "Oh, okay." - I literally forgot, are you?

- No, you said that a lot. - You said my confidence needs to be studied. - Yeah. - Which is so funny 'cause I, in the caption, I forget people don't like do sarcasm all the time,

but I was like, "I'm so, so, so shy." And this was so, so hard for me. And girls were messaging me like, "I'm so happy you overcame your fear." (laughing)

- And like, you're so strong and like, you did so well. - Hey! - Bitch, I was shaking my ass no hold. And they were like, "Okay, I had a year done. "You can go."

- We got the shot 30 minutes ago, Hannah. - No, I actually was nervous. I got to Montauc, and I could hear there were like other girls there in the hotel. Which, this was like bringing me back to like high school,

where you're like the new girl in school. Like everyone was already friends, like, "I'm the rookie." - And people, then other girls had shot for them. - Yeah. - Prior, yes.

- And I remember Remy Beta was there, and she texted me like, "Do you want to come out "and talk with us by the fire?" Like, we're like, "The watering hole." - Yeah, the watering hole.

But like, they were already gigantly, so I'm like, "I'm not fucking like, I literally got so socially anxious." And I'm like, "I'm going to sleep and watch an intense channel." And that night, I also remember, I brought my razor.

“I remember thinking, "You have to get every little spec."”

'Cause also, it's where it's illustrated, and we talked about it. I was like, "I don't want a lot of editing." And they're like, "We're not about that." But I was like, "Then I have to do some manual labor here."

- Yeah. - It took a long time. - I can imagine. - I found places I didn't know I had. - Yeah.

- So when I started the shoot, I was with Nicole Williams English. - Yes. - She is.

- She is. - I'm obsessed with it. Been obsessed with her for years. She was like the original on lags. - Really?

- Yes. - See, I didn't know that all I know is I walked in and like, she's like an AI sports-stated model. Gorgeous from the tip of her head to her toenail. - Yeah.

- And then, the nicest warmest human. Literally was like, "Get in here, it's gonna be so much fun." - You're gonna do great.

- She was always my favorite on the show.

I think she is like two kids. - Well, what's crazy is we also had like, really fun chemistry together. You get partnered with her. Even though I wasn't in like shots with her,

she was like my partner for the day. And we were just giggling, giggling, giggling. - But she's been with her husband for a while. - Yeah. - She was like, - She was kids.

- Yep, they've kids together. - Yeah, she's had babies and she... - When the show first started, she was like, we're not, I don't know if they were engaged yet, but it was all about like her wanting to get married.

And everyone was so mean to her. - Yeah. - You'll never, you'll never, you'll never stay together and now like, fast forward like 10, 15 years, so like, still together. - And not to be like,

have respect for pretty people too,

“but like, people, you remember how they make you feel”

and how they look. I literally don't remember how she looked by the end of it. I just remembered like, - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh.

- Smile if you're having a shout out Nicole, you're the shit, but you're gonna die. - So I'm so ready, they put, they put you in your little thing, your little baby.

- Your baby. (laughing) - You're out that, they put you. - I mean, like, a thong. - Yeah, and my ass is, oh, yeah.

- Like, it's music video time. - My mom's with me, of course. - Of course. - You need an adult on set. - Full, they try and take advantage of you.

- Full, momager.

She's literally like, you're doing amazing.

She's looking at me, she's like, this is all in or wanted. - Yeah. - It was for me to show off my body. She's like, finally, a good shot. - Me and her are similar.

- She's like enough with these jorts. - Yeah. - So she's loving it, and she's, but she's also momagering it. And she's like, I brows a little dark right now.

- Yeah. - Okay, but she's, she's literally- - She's not? - She's not. - You're doing amazing, sweetie.

“- I'm leaned over with my ass crack out.”

So we get to this restaurant in Montauk, and I'm like, great, we're shooting at the restaurant. And they go, oh, actually we're first gonna shoot in front of the sign. The sign is on the highway, perfect.

There's cars driving through, and it calls like, I'll go first. - Yeah, through. It's all for Jacket, in a, like, thong bikini. - People don't give enough respect to models.

- Standing? - Yeah.

- Basically imagine you're on a highway,

and deciding I'm gonna stand here in a bikini. - It's like you told Tyrah, your family died in a car accident, and she was like, you're on a highway. (laughing) - So I came in, I'm like, I could do anything.

- Yeah. - I've been through a lot in my life. - I could handle a bikini shoot. - Yeah. - I'd look at my mom and I said, I don't know if I could do this.

- The men are honking at her. - No! - 'Cause she went, when did you shoot this? 'Cause you shot it in the timbre, didn't you? - So this was after, like, working out all summer.

- Yeah. - But like, not less men, I wasn't that intense. I wasn't, like, stopping eating. - Right. - Like, I ate all summer.

- Right. - You didn't, like, get on all the summer. - No. So she's getting honked at, and she's just working at, she doesn't give me shit.

And these are, like, all types of men drive in these cars. And this is, I'm starting to get triggered. - Yeah. - I actually don't, first of all, they don't get the show for free. - Yep.

- So, like, men are so stupid, they could be staring, and then, like, go off the road. - It's dangerous. - Yeah. - Like, I didn't see them.

- So many men fall down stairs, 'cause they're sick. I actually, someone almost got into a car accident the other day, because they saw two men watching this girl cross the street.

- For good job driving, keep your eye off people's butts. - Yeah. - We had to change, like, bathing suits, and they put me, they put me in a bathing suit. When I tell you, it didn't cover my pubes.

- Mm-hmm. - You didn't shave your back. - I did, but, like, you could only shave so well in the thick parts, like, it was a little stubby. And I looked at my mom, and I was like, my stubs were out.

- Well, that they could edit. - Yeah, but then they got me, they literally had to pull out, like, a derma plane thing, and I was down. - Stop. - And I was down.

- And I was down. - And I was down. - And I was down. - And I was down. - But, this, I, I have a photo, maybe I'll put it in the...

- This is fun, it's fun, it's fun. - It's fun, it's fun.

“- You could see the buckrack of my vagina, do you know what I mean?”

- Like, it was hair that I couldn't even get if I tried. - You're like, I, the only other people that have seen this is me and God. Like, I don't even know how to get down there. - People don't talk about vagina cracks enough.

(laughing) And also, I don't have a Kendall Jenner pussy. Like, there's, you're, at least, Chloe. - Yeah, there's cleavage. (laughing) So, honestly, I have, way too much fun,

but the nerve-wracking thing with it is you shoot, obviously I forgot about it. And then Sports Illustrated is like, they're very, like, secretive, you can't tell anyone anything. And then, they were like,

we'll tell you what photo we're dropping the day of.

- I do. - We shot for eight hours, like I shot in different locations. I have all these different looks. I posted the behind the scenes. - I was in charge of picking the photo, no.

- The night before, I was like so excited, it's gonna come out and then I was like, what if I ate the photo? - Yeah. - What if it's my right side of my face?

'Cause you know another people pick your photo. - It wasn't, that was the left side. - It was the left side.

“I think, my hair was kind of Donald Trumpy.”

Like, it didn't feel that. - It was a little like, no, it was beachy. It was beachy. I just have to say, I got lucky. - God had my back on this bikini shoot.

- Yeah. - And they picked a photo that I loved. But it could have gone haywire. - It really could have, but I don't think you probably took a bad photo that day.

- Shut up, how many shoots have you done? We're like, they shoot all day. And then the article comes out and there's three photos and you're like, oh, that's the photo you choose. - Honey, in my contracts, I get first approval.

- Do you? - In some, well sometimes, like, if you're, sometimes if I'm working with a big brand, it'll be like, okay, here are the four shots. - It's like, pick your favorite.

- But I'm saying, like, press sometimes. Like, if you do, like, every Claire, like, glamour. - Yeah, it's like, they just, like, go like that. - Yeah, like, go like that. - Even, like, go like that.

- They choose to. - In New York Times, or Washington Post, it's like, oh, and like, they're not letting you pay. - Yeah, they're not like, can I see some of them? - And like, those, like, news things, like,

they won't edit anything. Like, I remember New York Times, I was like, I have a massive pimple, honestly, in the same spot.

“And I was like, you have to edit it out.”

And they were like, we don't do it. Like, we can't. - Yeah. - And I was like, you're fired. - Also sometimes they'll pick a quote that they use on.

- And it's always a quote that sounds like,

- You sound like an idiot. - You sound like, oh, I did sound like, did say something stupid. I'm like, why do we pick that one? - I forget there was an article I did over the past year.

And I was like, guys, I sound, I get why people hate me. I sound like a fourth grade reading level. - I had one that was like, just believing yourself. So you could be more you. And then you can do you.

I was like, guys, you got to come in. (laughing) - I'm like, if the goal is to sell issues, it's not on this one babe. It's certainly not here.

Also, when you do take just a sentence out of context, it's so easy to sound like cocky or something. - There are some situations where like if you work with big brands, like they hire the stylist and you have no say.

I'm thinking, so there's a lot of things where I'm like, I'm like, okay, so you want everyone to hate me. You know that everyone's gonna say that I look disgusting and that's what you want for me.

“- Well, the truth is you're getting booked”

'cause they know everyone wants to see what you wear. - Yeah, I'm gonna have it. - I'm like, the girls are gonna have a feel day with respect. - I've walked into things where they pick stuff for me on you, but they don't know what we're gonna do and then they go,

well, page pick this and we have to go off of pages decisions. - And I'm like, whatever. - It does in my favorite shoots, whatever it makes her day goes through. - There are as long as I don't have a side part. - Yesterday was kind of crazy, I wasn't expecting it.

I was just hoping my photo in a bomb 'cause that's like embarrassing to post a big,

if you never post a big phone, then you do

and everyone's like, nothing can happen. (laughs) - It was not going to bomb. Sports Illustrated has a reputation. - I did get a couple body positivity comments

which, check out, I know I hate those. - I hate those, like they say. - They're just like, thank you for representing body positivity and someone's like, thank you for not using GLP ones and I'm like, and I get it?

- Well, that I, and now I'm like, that is a compliment. - That made, like, I forget what it was. It wasn't a TikTok. Where did I see it?

Maybe it was a real, whatever, it was like, but she was making a video for like a publication, but I can't remember whatever. And she was saying how women's bodies standards, like, they're always changing and they're always different,

where like men's hasn't changed. And like, women being mothers, their expectation

is always changing, it's only gotten like,

more insane, where men's expectations of being fathers, like hasn't changed in that, like, that much in the past couple of years. But she was talking about how, in the '90s, it was like super into be super, super skinny.

And that was like unattainable for a lot of people. So that was the beauty standard. Now that GOP ones, everyone can be super skinny if they want to be, what will be the new body standard? And so I was looking at the comments

and a lot of the comments were like, it's gonna be muscles. - Because everyone can be skinny now, or everyone could get a muscle, yeah. - What muscles do you have?

- What muscles do you have? - People lose when they do GOP ones. - Yeah, and so it was just like a very interesting, because I was like, I wonder if that will turn true. - They always have to have a hierarchy.

then it's like not at the top.

- Yeah. - It has to be unattainable. - Yeah, 'cause once people realize that you could just buy something else, it's just gonna be like joining bodybuilding competition.

- Well, that's why everyone's selling fucking protein popcorn. Shout out, glow. - Oh, oh. - Yeah, everything's protein now.

- Is that one? - Because I think, this is, okay, guys, this is a science podcast, but this is the, because everyone's on GOP one. And by everyone, I mean, just more people than there used to be.

- Yeah. - You lose muscle mass, so people are eating more protein to try to make up for the muscle mass

“that they think they're losing, I think.”

- They tell you that when I was on the beach the other day and a lady pulled out a thing of cottage cheese. - Was that me? - No, but I was literally sitting on the beach and someone next to me pulled out just out of her beach bag.

- Yeah. - It's 85 degrees. - Yeah. - Out of her non-insulated, like woven beach bag, pulled out a thing of cottage cheese and ate it with a spoon.

- And I was just like, literally I wanted everything about that girl. I'm obsessed with her. - I got the opposite, I was like, some weirds going on.

- No, it's weird. - I didn't say something weird wasn't going on. I just wanted to get to know her. - So I'm gossiping with her friend. I was like, and the friend didn't even comment on it.

- Not us first. - They're sharing. (laughing) - And she ordered food. - Oh, and so I was like,

a snack before a snack, I love this. We're just like, wasn't expecting it to be cottage cheese. - I had cottage cheese in my fridge and I hadn't opened it, but it's been around for a while and I realized like, regardless if it's good or not,

it always looks like a went bad.

Like, if it's in my fridge more than five days, it's my bad. It's just cheese that went bad. But I love cottage cheese, so I can choose. - I feel like we're on the extreme ends with that.

Like, I'm throwing something away two days before it expired. - See, I'm eating anything that doesn't have like, growth on it. - Yeah. - But does it's like you?

Does it's throwing shit away and I'm like, okay, okay. - Like, people will walk in and be like, "Where's my mom?" - Like the other day, my dad was like,

"Get through out the milk, didn't I, you know?" (laughing) - Yeah, I did. - That's the fight that I've had. I was like, does that wasn't bad?

And he was like, Google it and I'm like, Google it. (laughing)

“- I think because my mom was like that growing up like,”

if there was leftover dinner in the refrigerator, you could only eat it the next day. She wasn't letting you eat it two days after. - I get it if you've had like a traumatizing food poisoning experience,

inflicted upon yourself. - Yeah, I've had food poisoning. - I feel like I have subtle, I've microdose food poisoning. - Yeah, okay, I feel like I feel.

- I don't think I've ever had it full on. - I make. - I really asking is, have you ever had it? - Oh, I had it. - And thrown up the same thing.

- I've had it Thanksgiving once.

- Which honestly felt amazing after.

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Everyone's like, "Doesn't it feel like loving it?" I'm literally like, "Have you ever been with the sports' days?" It's been so much before. It's like they can make me my calendar. He's like, "Okay, calm down."

They're like, "I guess I have to walk in the show next year."

No, I got to people and I was like, "I can't have a pimple on the sports illustrated." Like people can't go to the show. I want to show that women can be funny and depressed and anxious and a boss and scared and gorgeous.

We have layers to our personality. We're not just one thing don't put me in a box. I hate being put in a box, and I love just some people think they know what box I'm in to change the box. It's the same thing of people that are like,

"Oh, you think I'm like a quiet person. You just don't have access to a full personality."

“And that's why I'm fine being a different version of someone”

in other people's stories, 'cause I'm like, "You don't even know me." Like, you don't get full access. That's why I love the gigglers 'cause I feel like they do get a lot of access.

And sometimes people say stuff about us, like you guys are so far off, you don't even know. - The link commented something, me. I don't even know what it was like. They're stupid, like something.

And the gigglers were like, "Actually, we're all really funny and cool." Oh, it was like a comment about the gigglers. It wasn't even about us. And if they're gonna go hard for something, it's for them.

They're like, "Actually, we're all really educated." - Yeah, we're in the Smithsonian, you put me. - It's a bit. - You have to be smart to make fun of yourself. - I have a woman of seven of the week.

(buzzer rings)

- Wait, it's pages first, everyone is seven of the week.

- And you're not even gonna guess what it is. - It's my favorite. - It's the entire WNBA, they're all my women of STEM of the week. I don't know what they did. - No, they got, they're gonna pay it.

- They're getting paid and it's the first time ever that a first round draft pick is getting like 500K. - I think one girl is getting... - Azifud. - A million.

- We do know the lore of Azifud. - No, but what a name. - She's gorgeous. - Yeah.

“- And she just got drafted to Dallas, you know, who's that Dallas?”

Page Beckers. - Who is? - I love her. - Who was the number one draft pick last year, who's a full star?

- Mm-hmm. - And guess what, Page and Azifud are dating. - Oh, then I do know who she is. - They're iconic. - They just started dating or have they have.

- They've been dating, but it was on the low. And then they literally interviewed her and they're like, I decided to go to Dallas with Page and she was so cute about it. She was just like, yeah, I respect Page as a person.

- There was something about Page Beckers, like on the internet and everyone was tagging me in it and they were like, oh, she went to like a basketball game with a hoodie on like incognito and everyone thought, people were like, wait,

this is Page Beckers, we're both.

We were like, Page would never wear this.

(laughing) Also if I'm sitting in court side, you're gonna see it. (laughing) I'm not gonna incognito court side at the nicks. - At the summer's spag.

- I've actually never seen anyone cognito. (laughing) - Who am I hiding from? - That's not a fun, you're dictionary. - We have some blonde-owned blonde crime happening.

blonde blonde crime is so interesting to me because I stay far away from it. It's blonde blonde is very different. - When you put it like that, it's so true and so funny. - Some were saying it's white girl on white girl crime

which is true, but this is also-- - This is another life. - This is another life. - This is an upper level of that umbrella. - There's white girl crime.

- Yep. - And then there's blonde blonde blonde. - Two brunettes, different. - Two brunettes, your ass got beat. - That's the-- - Stingier ass beat.

- Stingier ass beat. - That's brunette. - Blah, blah, blah, blah. - Blah, blah, blah, blah. - C-I-A-A.

- F-B-I. - Things are subtle. - Things are. - The pass of the worst. - The worst of this.

(laughing) - That's brunette, I can't process it. - And this is why it makes me upset that people that there's like the joke like a dumb blonde because I have not met a dumb blonde in 15, 20 years.

“- Are they both actual blondes, I think?”

- I think they're both, yeah, that's another layout. - Layout to it. - Fake blonde blonde blonde blonde. - They're not. (laughing)

- Very diabomb. - That's another dumb blonde. (laughing) - Born blonde blonde. And the same name, two.

Speaking of blond's Kate Blanchette, is set to play Martha Stewart in a biopic. Which I couldn't think of a better casting. - I love that. - My gripe with it.

I don't want just a movie. - Because of what part of her life are you becoming serious? - I want a full, yeah, I want a full season. - I want to do this.

- It's a ton of episodes. - Yeah. - She has so many errors. - Yeah, you can't put her whole life in one movie at all. And what error are you pick a jail?

Or are you picking the early years? - What are you pick? - Just do jail.

(laughing)

- I just, I just need a new shirk in reply.

“- I think it needs to be longer than a movie.”

- For sure. Well, she also people forgot that she was a finance girl. She worked in the style. - Yeah, like I want them. I want Kate Blanchette in Italy, on her honeymoon,

making out with someone in a cathedral. - Yeah, yeah. - It's like, get over it. - Oh my god. - It is crazy that you get to a point in your life

where people start writing books about it and like, you start winning like wards and like people do movies about like you're, like it must be a weird feeling. It's like I'm still alive, like I'm still here.

- Actually when I was at this actor awards, which from a call it, got Lifetime Achievement, Harrison Ford, and he got up on stage and he was like, I'm alive. (laughing)

- It's one thing if like you're on your deathbed, but like he's in a full, topple series show. - Yeah. - Like the star of an Apple series.

- It is nice to appreciate things. - Yeah. - Do you think you're good at, 'cause me and you let's be honest, we are always working.

“We're always like, how can we do better?”

We're always trying to improve things.

We're hard on ourselves. Do you think you're good at celebrating wins? - No. - Not at all. It's something I really need to dive into and therapy,

but I've got so many other things. - I know there's so many things going on. - I give you stress about celebrating wins, but I also think about like, when you think of good things that happen to you,

you're like, oh, should I sat in that longer? 'Cause what people don't talk about, you see people win championships and people win awards. Sometimes it really is fleeting. Like it really feels like 30 seconds

then you're already stressed about what you're doing the next day. - Well, I feel like it's also very fleeting because of the internet. - Yes. - Because the internet is on to the next thing

and then it's like, what is she even done? Is she even successful? - I was still talking about that. - Yeah, like, no truly. - Like, let us have a double answer.

- At any time I get annoyed is when someone ever tries to like say that my success comes from any type of man, like any man in the entire world. - Chapter.

- So that's the only time where I'm like, actually, which I'm a near-time, so I'm selling author. - You guys guys. - There's another version of Giggly Squad where we, after Denver, said we're not doing this anymore.

- Yeah. - So we're like, I'm traumatized. - Yeah. - It could have caused, like, you did not want to do the pie.

- In an alternate universe somewhere, I'm like pregnant and laying on the couch and like scrolling. - Which does sound quite piece of it. - Yeah, it does sound like scrolling Instagram being like,

I could have done that. - Yeah. - But you like push through despite a lot of difficulties. - Yeah. - We're men were involved.

- Which I do have to shout out to myself. I did say, you don't have stage fright. This is other things. - And you were right. Which actually brings me to a great segue.

“I wrote in my notes, Emma and I remember who it was.”

- I knew that. - Emma grade. - I just put a spell out. - So like, is that, I love her somewhere? - 'Cause she sounds like so freaking smart.

Every time she tells, she looks amazing.

- Well, she also's running like, multiple million million dollar companies. - But she adds book out and, or it's coming out. So she's doing all like book press tour. And one of the number one things she said.

- Can I call off? - Sorry. - Thank you, those. (laughing) (laughing)

- Ah, Frogs. - So you wrote those for you. - One time, now, all of a sudden is a monster on set. (laughing) I didn't wear makeup for the first time in seven weeks.

And she's like, you're kind of grossy. - Okay, get the frog out, let's go. - She said that she and people are like, "Okay, wasn't that funny." (laughing)

- No, she said, she's been like doing all these interviews. And I don't know if this was from the book. It must have been from the book. It's like one of the quotes they pulled. And she said, "I'm a three hour mom."

And people were like, oh, like up in arms about it. And so she explains it where she's like, "I work Monday through Friday." And then if I wake up in the morning and I'm with my kids all morning on Saturday

and we're doing the birthday parties and we're hanging out, we're playing with cars on the rug. Then at a certain point, I have to go run errands. Like, I need to do things for myself for the next week of work.

And she was like, and that's not a crazy thing to say. Like, she's really, also I would argue, she isn't really a three hour mom and that all the stuff she's doing is also to provide for her family, to be a mom.

But she also was, I saw a part of that clip where she was like, I also want to be realistic with women. I don't have them thinking that I'm doing all these mothering things while I'm also in all these meetings, while I'm also wearing these companies

and making them feel shit about themselves. You have to prioritize your time. Also, if a dad said I'm a three hour dad,

for the family.

“That's the thing, like, a man wouldn't even have to say”

that one he had a baby. Oh, no one would ask how many hours. They'd be like, did you try? No. Like once. It's so crazy.

She's a bad ass that I really like her, too. I really like her. She's a podcast and she, um, she just wears a cute outfit. (gasps) I don't know if that's for that.

I love it. We both like the same person,

but it's always for different reasons.

You're like, did you see her? She's gorgeous. She is gorgeous. And then I could just stare at her, though. Um, doesn't I did celebrate?

The end of my tour, which ended up being 60, eight shows. Oh my god. I know. And I went to the dentist yesterday. 'Cause it got in your teeth a lot.

Yeah, you have to bring that up. But I'd totally get a cleaning and my invisaline. And they were disappointed in me. You know, they can't help it. They're just like, you need a floss more.

Like, are you flossy? I'm like, I don't not floss, but I'm not like doing it every time after I eat. And the lady was like, you got a floss. And then at what, the one point was like,

she was like, why did you stop using your invisaline trays? And I looked at her and she didn't know like who I was. Or anything or what I do.

And I just said, it's 60 shows.

She looked at me. That's the top. I had 68 shows. And I forgot it, a couple trips. And next thing I was hurting when I put it in.

And then I just stopped 'cause I wanna get good night's sleep. And the lady was like, okay, we don't need all the details. But like, that's why I hated Botox. I was like, sorry, my job is to be, sorry I'm a three hour invisaline per day.

Yeah. But that's a nut. And that should be enough. I'm not sure if you know. I think I might have to get a permanent underneath

'cause I crowd easily. But I digress. Doesn't I really like, let's go to dinner. Which is hard as a married couple 'cause you're like, we could easily order in.

We could easily, I'll have cereal. I don't go fuck like I'm gonna put on clothes.

“But he's like, you have to work on celebrating”

when you do something. And he's good at that. Like he's like, when he finishes tours,

they had this, they'd always go out for Chinese food.

It was like, they're a thing. And like, you have to create your own traditions is what I'm realizing. And I think you're good at that. You're all on fun.

Yes. You have to romanticize your life 'cause no one is gonna do it for you and it doesn't, it never feels good unless you want to feel it.

And no one really talks about, I mean, they do, but not in depth of like the friend shift in your 30s, in my 20s and in my 30s in New York. It's not like I had a friend group of girls that like, they were all friends.

Like I had two girls over friends and then I had like a friend over here that I would go out with that like didn't really know those girls but like, okay, if we were all at a dinner, but I never had like a five-person group chat

where we were all friends, it was all girls. Because you just meet different people in different parts of your life. And so it is interesting now being 33 not married with no kids.

And it's like, how do you hang out?

“Like they have to make time, you have to make time.”

Then you have to figure out something that like benefits both of you that is in like, like, I don't wanna call my friend and be like, let's go to a Pilates class. You know, like because we're not talking for that hour,

we're just in the same room. - But I also feel like when you hang out in your 30s, it like means more 'cause you're like fully shit. Like you, it's like, we're in your 20s. You'll fall into someone's couch.

- Like my one girlfriend Dominique, like we've been trying to hang out for I'm not kidding a year. - And when you actually do, it's gonna feel so good and like be quality time.

And you just know these people fuck with you 'cause you know that, like, they can be hang out there for you. (laughing) They can be what they're kids. (upbeat music)

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no, I'm a zikling and found. (upbeat music) - And I also have a saber if there is not a cause drama, but in your 30s, once the things you've been chasing start to come to fruition.

- Yeah. - People treat you differently. - Oh. - People treat you differently. Like it gets, it can be lonely.

Like when, ooh, I saw a quote that I wrote down that I think was probably TikTok. - Ooh, it said, make sure you pick friends who love their life or they'll end up hating yours. - Oh, wait, that is real.

- It shook me because I-- - I would say that was dating too. - Yes, I surround myself with people who like, like what they do. - Like what they do.

- 'Cause it's not about success. It's not about money. It's about, is this person like alive when they talk about what they're up to? I have some friends who--

- Oh, those are-- and those are my favorite people 'cause I call them, and they're happy in their relationship. They have-- and I have some people-- they have jobs that like I would be so bad at, and I don't know how they get through the day.

It's what they love to do. - You absolutely love real estate. - I know, I know, like, in the next level. And I know that when I started discovering stand-up,

“like it caused issues with people who I think they saw me--”

even though I wasn't like immediately popping off with it at all. - Yeah. - Oh, that at least I was like chasing something and I wanted, and instead of them chasing what they wanted,

they just started having negative energy towards me. - Yeah. And a lot of men-- - Well, stand-up triggers a lot. - Yeah, a lot of men were like, visibly mad at you.

- Visibly mad-- about the stand-up. - Yeah. - It was very funny actually. - Yeah, it was very funny. - Very funny.

- Chill out. - My mom has said this from like when we were little, and now it like has come into my adult life,

and she would always say, my child's success

does not take away from your child's success. Like, whenever there was like a girl that was like jealous or a mean or whatever, she would be like, what you're doing, isn't taking it away from them. They can also do it.

And like now as an adult, it's even more true of like, what I'm doing isn't-- I'm not taking your spot. And it was so interesting because any time I've ever felt jealous of someone else, it's more that I'm like,

why didn't I also work towards doing that? It's not like that person in particular.

“It's more like, oh, I think I could do that, too.”

- And I was like, people feel jealousy 'cause you think people don't deserve what they're getting. - Yes. - You don't know what that person did to get there. - Right.

- And try to tell yourself, I don't know what they do with closed doors. I don't know what they're dealing with. I'm looking at Instagram and I'm putting a whole narrative in story around them, they earned it.

And I'm gonna earn mine. So now I'm selling my celebrity with us at the dinner. And it was interesting dinner where like, it wasn't on my castle, which by the way,

I've never done on my castle.

- Have you done on my castle? - You know, I've never done it before. - I did it one time and like, I don't know, I was like 23 years old. And I had no idea what was going on.

- What was going on? - I was like throwing octopus in me. - No, I was like on a date. I had no idea what was even expensive. I was like, for this little thing.

So I had no idea. I remember I hated the date and I gotten in Uber. - Were those probably like $1,000? - Easily. - I had no idea.

I get in a new bar at Call My Girlfriend. I'm like, where are you? I just had like a horrible date. I'm gonna meet you later. - I'm starving and doing McDonald's.

- I went to the bar. The guy texted me and was like,

“"Did you seriously go out after our date?"”

And I was like, he was like, I took you to Omakase. I was like, I didn't even like that restaurant. (laughing)

- You're never asked for an Omakase.

- Yeah, like I didn't know. - Also, if you take me to an expensive dinner that you're not then owed something after. - Hey, what year is this, it takes a long time? - It takes a long time.

That's like a three hours in our bay. - No, it takes a whole. - And I know you, you like a little time. - I've had seven night Coke. (laughing)

- I can't tell you how to do that. - But this wasn't Omakase, but it was one of those where you sit at the bar and you could see people like cooking and it was like kind of fancy.

And they had like a wine Somalia, which I'm obsessed with wine Somalia. - But you know, just some pronounce that correctly. - I mean, I knew it because I'm like, you're like, this is my life's passion.

- You know, that's a male dominated area that women are really starting to get into. - Do you know, it's crazy. Male wine Somalia, the whole kitchen, men. And I turned to dozen, I go,

this is just, why are they all men? Why are they all men? The chef's men. - Like women, don't tell my woman can't cook. - Right.

- 'Cause people say women can't do chest, don't tell my they can't cook. - Yeah. - Like let's get our tubes in order. So in a way, this guy's the wine Somalia,

so I'm just watching him fascinated by his mustache. - Yeah. - Just can't stop looking at him. - I was supposed to get my pimple injected the other day, but I didn't go because they popped it kind of

and then I got in your vest, but then I should have gone. - Anyway. - Thank you for that interest of thought. (laughing)

Let it out. When it comes, let it out. - Please, let it out. - And I didn't wear makeup today because I just like I cut in.

- Anyway, thank you, Clay. - Back to the wine Somalia. - Yeah. - Do you know that these guys taste the wine? - Mm-hmm.

- And then spit it back out. - Mm-hmm. - What about that? - At the restaurant? - Yeah.

- So the guy's a job, he like, open something, and I guess to like explain what the wine tastes like, they take a sip. - In front of you? - Yeah, they take a sip.

- Not never seen that. - And they go, and he likes this weird thing. And then he takes this black cup thing and spits it out.

And I said, "Oh, I turned it does it goes, "I can't just spit it out." And he goes, "Yeah, he can't be drinking wine on it. "He'll get black out." And I'm like, I've never seen that before.

- Never seen them do that at the table. - I think they do it behind the scenes normally,

"the bartender was just like right there."

I was like, "I can see it." That's like, you know, when you eat a chicken and you hit a weird thing, you're like, "Yeah, I got this all wrong." And like, no one looks and you like spit it out

in the napkin. - It's so niche, but I know exactly. - And then you're like, "I'm actually done with this deal." (laughing) I mean, more 'cause a piece of cartilage touched my teeth.

- Yeah, when the chicken starts tasting like chicken, I got it. - Ooh, when, and it could be the tiny piece of cartilage I said, "I'm out, that's an animal." - Yeah.

So, just wanna let you know that's happening out there in the streets.

These men are out here like spit it out.

- Okay, I didn't know that that was happening, but I did know that like their tests should be come. That like a small AI is like one of the most insane tests ever. Like they just give you a glass of wine.

“You have to say the year, the region, and like what did it?”

So it could be like, "Oh, 1562, too." Like, that's insane. - I mean, I love when people love something so niche and it brings them joy, but also it's like, at some point you're like, "This is alcohol."

(laughing) You're not a wine small AI, okay? You're like, "You're fucking wanna go on wine tasting." You should like, every weekend. Okay, that's called therapist.

(laughing) Why does it mean, oh yeah, I'm a cocaine Somalia. Let me sniff that. I'll blow it out there. - Yeah, it is a crazy profession.

I wonder if they make a lot of money. - I think they have to, if like it causes, there's so much training involved. - There's a lot of training. - But then there's a lot of training to go on a teacher

and they don't pay them period. - Oh my God. - Tell me the clavicle guy that like,

“"Oh, I can't get enough of 'cause he's just so insane."”

- Yeah. - Brought to the hospital last night, overdose. - Well, he loves drama. - Well, he does math. - Yes, also someone messaged me that

and was like, "Marchest.com" drama. So the girls are getting confused with all the nerdy brown-haired men. - I have a call just like really like, there's just some, I'm so fascinated

on whatever the fuck that subset of the internet is. - It's fascinating, but it's scary. - Well, it should be illegal. - You can't go on the internet and tell a bunch of 16-year-old kids

that they should do math. - He's a looks-maxing meth Somalia. (laughs) - That's like, where, and he, he's from Jersey. And that upset me 'cause I'm like,

"I know his mother is somewhere really upset." - Really upset or enabling him. Being like, he's a sweet boy. - Yeah. - We're gonna need some stuff.

“- Claville Clear, we hope you get sober.”

We hope you love yourself just for you. - I literally don't give a shit about it. (laughs) - I just think it's crazy that he's getting so... - Also, I didn't tell you something

that I just want to tell you to wrap this up. - Yeah. - We're going to divorce Prada from here on Monday. I'm bringing my mom. - Oh my God.

- Can you bring him? - I'm bringing Lucho, so we have folks. (laughs) - Okay, we're like, that makes sense too. (laughs)

- Who's gonna take pictures of this? - I know, yeah. We're in a can of Lenore on photo-duty. - Sorry, that actually makes me sad 'cause I didn't even think to bring my mom.

(laughs) - I literally take bring Haley. - Yeah. - But my mom was like free, which she rarely is. - Well, usually I bring Josephine,

but she's God knows where God knows much literally quit and was like, "I'm going on vacation." Okay, I haven't seen her in a month. (laughs)

- Anyway, we love you guys. Thanks for giving me with us.

And have an amazing weekend.

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