Giggling about summer colds, spray tans, and Sicilian mornings

- Sob kids lose?

- Period, fix your Wi-Fi.

- Man, it's a picture. - We can't be managed. (laughing) - I'm in the day just got away from me. - Hello.

(laughing) Why do you like that? 'Cause I didn't time it right. (laughing) - No, because we just were staring at each other.

Like, we cannot make direct eye contacts. It's two intents for our souls. What's up, my grandio-skigluse? - Wait, when we do this, do you look at yourself? - No, I look at you, and then I check on myself.

I check pictures, because when it's sane happening. (laughing) - Okay, I look at you when you're telling like a long story, but then you don't. - You don't.

(laughing) - Actually, it's the opposite. I look at me when you're telling a long story when you're telling something like like, "I start a long story, you begin your skincare routine."

Like, you start like organizing things on your dress, or like, you know what I mean? - Today was actually so bad for whatever reason.

“I think that I have someone's assistance email,”

like accidentally blocked from my email,

because I'm never in the calendar invite

for this one specific unit. (laughing) So today I get on, and I'm like full face mask. Full jams, I'm like, I wasn't aware. - Something was going on.

- And I kept my face mask on the whole time, because I had just put it on. - This is where my mom would call the teacher and be like, "Hey, I know Paige. "I know Paige is having her own problems coming late,

"but then Hannah gets distracted, "because Paige is making Hannah laugh during class, "because the whole meeting I was taking screenshots of you "in the different positions of your face "with the face mask, 'cause you were so serious."

(laughing) So we'll add that to the newsletter, 'cause I have a whole folder of screenshots of you during Zoom's being insane. But everyone respects you still.

It's crazy, it's 'cause of your aura. - Yeah, I think it's my aura. - And also 'cause you're busy. - I'm busy, I say things assertively. I know that you start new segments randomly,

but I'd like to start a new segment, and-- - And you run a bike race? - I didn't. - Okay. - Did you run your worst?

- Yeah, I run everything bike race. (laughing) - Yeah! (laughing) - There's a formality to get in my squad,

but okay, just skip the middle man. - My segment is what pissed me off at the time. - Okay. (laughing)

“- And I think that's actually a phenomenal segment.”

- Oh yeah, let's go, I'm in, I'm in. - This was a couple of days ago, but because we didn't record on Monday. - Which, are we okay? - Okay, that's what happened.

- This is what happened, 'cause we didn't record on it again. - Page and I were on a two hour face time on Wednesday. - I didn't realize that, that is why we had to face time, 'cause we didn't record, we had to chat. - Yeah, it's like we needed, and then in my head,

I was like, oh, that would've been so funny to tell on Gagley Squad. So we'll try to recreate some moments, but they won't be as good. - What pissed you off?

- I don't remember what we talked about. - I don't know, I think it was at the next. - Yeah. - In mind when the next are whoever they're playing and whoever the other teams are, whatever.

It was Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, they were sitting in court size watching. - And the announcer said Travis Kelsey and his girlfriend now. - How successful does a woman need to be to be called her name?

Not only did it piss me off, just like,

here's the thing I thought about it.

“If he, if the announcer only knew Travis Kelsey”

because it's sports and he knew who he was and Boba Boba may be because he was live, it quickly slipped his mind like, oh my God, I can't remember Taylor Swift's name, 'cause that happens and you say like, oh,

his girlfriend, first of all, it's his fiance, but I digress. But then later you could say Taylor Swift, calling Taylor Swift, anyway, I'm not even Travis Kelsey.

Calling Taylor Swift, any one's, any girlfriend, anything is so insane to me, I'm like, it's Taylor Swift. - It wasn't even a football game. It was a basketball game and they both were two fans watching.

I'm like, that's Taylor Swift's boyfriend, like, Taylor Swift, to you. - That really pissed me off. I'm like, oh my God, she has what she has to be more successful for you to know what the fuck her name is.

- Absolutely, can we just watch one basketball game without getting offended by something? - One sporting event, without getting offended. - I was watching the back of their heads, Taylor and her boyfriend, the back of her heads.

- What game was that? - The next game. - So like, whenever you go to one side, I would just see, yeah, he checked to beer something so then like the internet exploded.

- I missed that. - But you've been... - I got the highlight. - You've been watching the next though, like, how about the mix?

- Well, I feel like every single person in New York City

- It really has, I was unaware.

- That they've been so bad for so long? - So bad for so long, I didn't know that. - Oh my grandpa, they had a bad couple of years.

“I mean, I've thought, remember this one,”

I brought up my grandpa on a Zoom earlier today? - Yeah, I do remember it. I do remember it, because now I'm gonna keep a tally of how many times you're bringing up your grandpa on work Zooms, and then that is one moment

when I do look at the Zoom and I look at you because I'm like, if you start crying, I literally had to cover my mouth. I started laughing, I was like, here she goes. And the guy we were on Zoom with was like,

I've been old, was a little bit older, as I was like, if she starts, I'm like, do you know Jerry Burner? Do you remember him? It's from New York, we, I know what we were laughing about a face time.

- What? - How Kim texted you in the morning? (laughing) - My mom texted me in like two days ago. Okay, eight a.m. just RIP.

(laughing) Whatever happens to hello, how are you? (laughing) - I was like, ohm, did I do something to offend you? She goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I meant to say, are you up? And then it auto-crecto, RIP, she's like, that's awful. And me and Hannah just went into like,

we literally, we went on a bit for a second.

- You called us a silly, you know? (laughing) - That's a silly and good morning. Anyone could die at any time, someone's dead somewhere. - So we are RIP.

- So most of us in a piece of morning. It's like, oh my God, it's crazy. That is the most silly and thing ever. - Oh my God. - Let me know.

“- So that's how me and my mom started RIP.”

- Have you watched off campus? - Off campus. - I started it and at first I was like, I don't think he's like that hot in the face. And I was like, okay, his body's hot.

And then I started getting triggered, thinking about like college, 'cause I know. - You don't do teeny-bopper shows. Like I'm a teeny-bopper. - I liked it when it was gay

because I wasn't like, that was interesting to me. Me watching like, a girl like Jersey Chase I'm like, that's just sophomore year, baby. - Okay, she wasn't. Jersey Chase saying she was his tutor.

And then she really, she fell in love with it. And she's a tutor and they're trying to say that he was smart, babe, that is fictional. - Well, yeah. - It is.

- It's a fictional show. - I can't watch. - It's science fiction. - Fantasy. - I can't do it.

- So many Gigglers DMs to me because they know that I love,

well first they know I love watching hot people

on the television. And I love a high school, like just a cute little show that time in your life and you wanna relive it. - Maybe, you can see 'cause I love that time in my life. But I love just like a stupid, like,

to all the boys I've loved before. Like I love shit like that. Oh, my mom's calling me right now. She's probably dead. Somebody's dead again, you got to do it.

Not again. - So, so anyway, so I get all these DMs,

“like you have to watch it in the first 15 minutes.”

I'm like, okay, this is like a little bit cheesy for me, but like, I'm just gonna keep going through this first episode and then I'm like, I'm really hooked. The number one thing that I noticed in this show, one, the main girl is studying gorgeous action

to look her up and see if she was Brooke Shield's daughter 'cause I was like, that's Brooke Shield's, like, in the face. - Do you want me? (laughing) I was pissed out.

Do you want me again? - She's like the perfect cast. - And let me tell you something, watching this show, I was like, oh, and that's a normal college girl's body. And that's a normal, like hot guy in college.

Like it felt, I didn't hate my own body after. - Like when you saw my sports sister, it's huge. - Right. Like when I watch tell me lies, sometimes I'm like, well, how are they so hot?

- You know, like this show, there was just something about this show that was like-- - They weren't artificial. They weren't like manipulated. - Yes.

- Their body parts were in the right places where they're supposed to be. - Yeah, I was like, that's a girl I went to college with that doesn't know she's super hot and she's super hot. Like everyone knew that girl in college.

Like it just felt normal. Like everyone looked normal. No one was like a size double zero on Mozambique Bobblehead. And I appreciated it.

- Yeah, the hockey guys in college,

And we were in junior year.

What was his? - Clearly, they put him in something and he didn't know what it was.

“- You were like, babe, you got expelled to some gestures.”

- Like you don't go here, babe. Why do you keep showing up? But I told the story many times before, it was a hockey guy that my best friend, my two week best friend,

we got married on Facebook. He hooked up with him when I was at a tennis tournament and they end up getting married and having kids, which is, and we're happy. - We're happy for them.

- And they're on Facebook. I check up on them every now and then. - Yeah. - I really want to comment, but I haven't. - It's on the place.

- It's not the place with the time. - It's on the place. - Actually, I haven't checked up on them in a minute. Let me put that in my notes. (laughing)

Also, I'm not to call you out on the pod, but I was texting you. I was vintage shopping for you. And crickets. It's sent you like nine things, crickets.

- No, I asked you a question, I won't point. - No, that was on an Instagram message. You said, are you blind? (laughing) - You know what?

- Oh, no, no, I'm going to start street chatting. - The vintage shit that Hannah finds and sends to me. She sent me like a polka dot in theory. It sounds very me. It was like a vintage, big, duffle, polka dot,

big polka dots that said, why I sell in the front. And I just texted back and said, are you blind? - It was the most insane fact. - You did a lot of shoes. - Yeah.

- You hated all of them.

“- Well, here's the thing with, here's the thing.”

With, for me specifically,

and I'm always speaking for myself and my own journeys.

- As you said, as you said. - I love vintage clothes. Like, I think there are so many cool vintage outfits that I've seen and things that I've personally purchased. - Walk 'em out.

- There's Louis Vuitton. (laughing) - When it comes to vintage shoes, I'm kind of like gross. Ew, someone else's foot, and also, what is that noise?

- Oh, that was me scrolling that. - You're my vintage collection. - I'm scrolling through some of the messages with you right now, being like, a lot of the shoes look really worn.

Like, I get to see a vintage, like, rarely, I'll be like, oh, this looks like it was never even worn, but a lot of them, I'm like, yeah, they're worn in bit. - Okay, you're right. It's just, I don't like spending money

so when I see something that you, I think you would spend money on. I love sending it to you, but. - And I don't have that problem. - You go, I don't need your help.

- And I don't need your help. - I don't need to go as hard as you, 'cause I'll spend the money. - Okay, so I don't need to scower the internet, I'll swipe my car.

(laughing) - Oh, cool. - Also, another thing that pissed me off this week since I'm fresh off of a plane, actually I'm sweating, I have to take this off.

- No, I'm literally, like, I just landed eight minutes ago. I was around three grown men, and my bag was heavy this time, three grown men. One of them just, like, even cut me in line to get off the plane, I'm, like, technically,

I'm in front of you. But, like, whatever, go ahead, you have some place to go ahead, clearly. - No, men have lost, they're, oh my god, speaking men on planes, I had a crazy flight with my mom.

And it was, like, a, like, six hour flight, and these two men were across the aisle from each other. Okay. And I tried to fall asleep, but I, like, couldn't, it sounded like they were fighting.

Like, really loud and aggressive. But then I listened, and I realized they were just arguing about, like, who the best basketball players of all time are. Mind you, this is what guys have been talking about since the beginning of time.

“Like, I remember in middle school, listening”

to my friends, being like,

"I look broad, first, Kobe, and looking check,

first, looking to come in with a mo." Like, they did it for five hours, just, like, man's plenty to each other. Stats that they know off the top of their head to try to act like they know things.

I was this close to, to, like, stepping in. - When you say across the aisle, like, across, like, they were, they were, they were both on the aisle seats and, like, okay. - So, but they were talking loud.

- So, you were in, what, you were on one window seat and your mom was in the other? - Yeah. - Why didn't you guys, oh, no, no, but they were, like, ahead of us, we were seeing next to each other.

- Oh, oh. - But these men were going, going, going. - And then, we had stewardess drama. - I think they prefer flames. - Okay, I've gotten it wrong.

(both laughing) - Steward Eye, Steward Eye. - Okay.

So, the lady comes up to us

“and she has an even, she's, like, asked if we want drinks”

and she goes by the way, like, this is my second day. - It was kind of her work. - I get, it was kind of interesting 'cause she was, like, 65. Also, like, she hadn't done anything wrong yet.

So, I'm like, you don't have to tell me up top that you're new, but, like, I'm rooting for you, like, go team, go. A lot of time goes by, we don't get our drinks. It's like, it's been, like, two hours.

So, we haven't gotten our drinks. - Okay. - This other lady comes up to us and she's, like, hey, this other steward flight attempt Sorry, is like, is not doing her job and claiming that it's her second day, but she's worked for 20 years.

So then my mom and I, we're like, we're way down man. I fly four times a week. I've never been involved in

Stewart-I drama to this extent. She wasn't even giving us our drink. She was like, I need to tell you what the fuck I'm dealing with up front by the cockpit. And we were like, what is she like lying like what's going on? And she's like, I don't know. We don't know, but she's being really bitchy to us. And I was like, she was nice to us, but she told us today. Maybe she just like says that to people. So that like when she messes up, it's not that big a deal, which actually genius. I think she's playing chess and we were playing checkers.

Because then the lady ended up getting us the drinks and the one who said it was her first day comes later at the end and she's like, I'm sorry. Like, I, it's my first day. I'm sorry for my stuff. And I'm like, this is fucking genius. I guess I're using this. Really? And so I can't believe she came back and said that to you and you know that she's lying. Yes, she was like, I hope I did it today. Well, maybe I'm like, oh, maybe she's never done this airline, but she's, you don't, this is the thing also about flight attendants. The training is insane. The training is military to become a flight attendant.

I've never had a flight attendant mess up to the extent that she has like, most flight attendants are incredible.

Yeah. They are the baristas of the sea. I rarely had like a flight attendant. I've never been in a pickle with a flight attendant before. You want to know why? They're gay. Because they're girls and gays. So they're like, hi. That's like, what? Would it be here? That's like when I lost my sunglasses at the Sports Illustrated event. I was like, it's full of women. We're gonna be fine.

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purse in every photo, and they were like, "Thank God! You didn't leave it!" They were keeping track of that. Leave it on stage. How was the AMAs? Lenore. Murder. Best dress. Lenore Best dress. Lisa Renna goes up to my mom and is like,

"Hello, how are you? Who are you? Your dress is amazing. I want to rip it off for your body."

And she was like, "Oh my God, thank you." And these two moms are key-king, and I walk away. I'm like, "Mom, that's a fashion icon," that just said she wants you. You did it, girl. Retire.

“But I've never met Lisa Renna before. You have, though, right?”

Yeah. I have a couple of times. So I've never met her, and how is your first experience?

So I don't watch housewives really either. I know a couple. They're all hilarious, but you never know what you're going to get with them. You never watched Beverly Hills. I've seen some, but I've never watched a season. Okay, but you've seen, like, in episode.

Yeah, I've seen, like, the lady throw her leg. Oh, well, that was real housewives of New York, and that was a diva. And that was iconic. That was, like, old New York, like, good old days. I feel like she just came out recently and did, like, an ask me anything,

and someone asked her about that, and she was like, "Yeah, obviously,

“I, like, plant, I, like, knew I was going to do it. Like, at some point, I was going to love”

us. She was like, "I was keeping in my back pocket, obviously." Yeah, she's like, "She said something to the effective, like, we're making an entertainment show." Yeah, and I was, like, totaling. So, I'm backstage with Lisa Renat, and I'm, yeah. I'm nervous. Also, sometimes you don't know, like, if, like, this is a job.

Like, we're about to present. Like, I don't know if she wants to, like, keep me with me. But I let her know, like, I've met Amelia before, and I love Amelia, and her eyes kind of lit up. And she's like, "Oh, like, isn't she the sweetest? I'm like, your daughter is so kind and sweet." Yeah. And then I just go for it. I'm, like, by the way. I used to be on Bravo also. Oh, she didn't know.

I don't think she knew I was. She was, like, senior face, don't know. Yes, she was like, talking to cute. This is going to be fine. Yeah. Hi, hello. Like, I'm a mom. I'm going to be nice, like, you're a child to me. And by the way, Lisa Renat knows everyone. She's like dabbing up John Legend, like, she's seeing everyone and everyone knows her.

She, sorry, it's been a long day. She looks at me, and she's, like, really. And I'm, like, I don't know how to explain this, but the very specific situation that you went through on Bravo, it's crazy, but I feel like I'm one of the few people that can kind of relate to what you've been through. And she, like, looks at me. And you thought they, and you thought she didn't want to kill me. She was like,

she was, like, actually, oh, my parents. I told my fucking person. She looked at me. And we said some things back and forth that I need to keep to my heart. Yeah. But she looked at me and took my hand. And she said, if these difficult things didn't happen to us, we would not be standing here today together, presenting at the AMAs. That is so true. And we had this, like, beautiful heart to heart.

“Because I told her, I said, I remember not to bring it up right before we go on stage,”

but I love bringing up traumatizing things right before I perform. Yeah. You do do that. I said, I remember when you were boot at Bravo Khan. And that was so fucked up. Like, I imagine your mom getting boot. Bless you. And she was, like, yeah, I'm like, but it is, like, WWE and just have to lean in when you're on that side of the, the docket. Yeah. But we had this kind of, like, beautiful moment. And then she was so fun. Like, she's so cool. I just want to think it goes

know that Lisa, she's, she's a good one. We love her. Yeah. We love her. No, she's always been really

nice anytime I've ever met her. And I saw her after we met Amelia when we did double where's Prada. And I was just like, what a fam, what a great family. So freaking cute. I also, they must just have such a fun time together. Also, I started watching real housewives. No. I started watching the Mormon secret wives on the plane. Welcome. I have so many thoughts. But I knew we're happy to have you. It's a crazy journey. No, we don't care when you start as long as you start. Yeah. The

problem is I started because we were getting our nails done and page put on like a random episode from season three. So then I just continued from that episode. So I watched season three first. And now I'm in season two. Okay. So you watched season three season four? No, you went season three back to you. You didn't like finish. I kind of like see it. Did you watch season one? No. Okay. I, this is so you. Like, like, what the? I like watching seasons out of order though

because you, you're kind of like, oh my god, this girl doesn't know what's about to happen or and I know what's about to happen or like, oh, you're yelling her about this, but she's both

things each other. That's one of the craziest things that you that I didn't really know about. I also had things. I can't I don't know why I was doing it, but I think I was just going with the flow. But anyway, I've we've known Jesse, like she's been around like that's the Mormon house,

house and girl. And she's always been awesome to us, but I never watched her. And then I get off

the plane after watching season three and part of season two. Get to the AMAs. First people I see Marciano and Jesse. That's crazy to be like in involved in the season, like in that home. And then

“see that with my life is so fucking weird, because normally I see Jesse, I'm just like, hey, what's up? Like,”

I know you're doing great stuff. I haven't watched it to port. And now I'm like, you guys, um, what's going on? Hannah, this is why you have to go into order because she like a just got divorced. And are people mad? Like, she's like literally like a week ago. No, her husband is the worst. They're not mad that she's out with Marciano, even though Marciano, they don't give a shit. Oh, good. I don't think they're like actually together. Also, you have a full flu right now.

No, I haven't. Yeah. You, you have pneumonia. Well, I had a cold. I had a summer cold. Like, people were getting. You're the, you would make a cheat coming in cold. You're like, it's a summer cold. You want to know what my assistant had a cold. And then I was with her, and then I got a cold. And then I just flew. So like, whenever I fly, like, my, I like, I can't, I can't. Did you get like an IV or something? Do they? No, I don't like feel sick. I just have like a head

quote. Okay. Okay. Anyhow. Yeah. Seeing Jesse after watching eight episodes of her was like, kind of weird. And I do have one note about Jesse. I think she has the bone structure to have a county bob. Yeah. None of them have a bob. Oh, um, one of them did just cut a bob. I can't, I don't remember Miranda. But no one really has a bob. Yeah. Honestly, Hannah, you could be more men with your hair. I'm gonna thank you. Yeah. That's like a really big compliment, I feel like. It is funny, though,

that I dressed up as a Mormon housewife on Halloween when I never watched the show because I trust you.

Because I said, she knows comedy. And if it hits a hit. That was the best show. I mean, now it's like,

“I don't know who knows. It's gonna happen with it. But here's the thing. This is why you know it's the”

best show. It got dark quick and they had to stop. Like the first burn like two, how many seasons? Yeah, it was. And now everyone's like, okay, this is partly illegal and just not mentally good. Like, it's so dark now. And same with Beverly Hills, like one Lisa run. I feel like was getting fired. Like, it was getting dark. Like, the moment you watch an episode and you're like, this made me anxious. I can't watch it. Like, I can't. And like, this is not fun. When I watch

housewives, I want to watch them be drunk and fall in a bush. Like, I want to watch funny, stupid things. I don't want to know that like your husband has been cheating on you for 10 years and and your pregnant. You just found out. Yeah. Like, people talk about the valley all the time.

And I've never watched a single second of the time because I was never like a jack's fan. And I

feel like he got like some like redemption for like a minute when the show started and like whatever. So I was just no one from Vanderpump that like I would have tuned in for. But like now on TikTok, like all sea clips. And I don't even know any of their names. But there's this one girl out there. And she's gorgeous. Yeah. She's beautiful. And her husband is a little rat. Like an actual rat. So you could be describing so many relations. So chill. And she like just had a baby. And he's,

I mean, diabolical. That's the thing. It's one of the craziest things. Vanderpump when they're just like young waitresses, like taking plan B, like that's cute. But like when they're adults with children having issues, I'm like, this is like call a family lawyer. No, but also with Mormon wives. I don't understand what mom talk is because they're always like, you're in mom talk out of mom talk. You're in mom talk. I'm like, you mean to do a TikTok? They're a group to do a TikTok.

“But altogether. Okay. So if you want to take a do a TikTok with all of us, you're a mom talk.”

But I don't think mom talk can survive this. Because I think when they first started, the way they got a bunch of views was if they were all together and want to take time. But now they don't need to be all together. Yeah, now they don't. Now like that's like not a thing. But they still like have to say to the camera, like, well, mom talks to arrive. Well, it's very interesting how reality TV is changing and ever growing. Like who Mormon housewives is one of, I feel like the first

I'm going and doing this. And I got this because of the show. Yeah. Like they're like, we have to film

“the reunion. Like we like no one says that. I feel like I'm summer around Brava. And that's why I think”

Mormon wives was so good because it becomes about egos and you're all fighting about people being like jealous of who's getting what. But then they can change it to be like, well, no, I don't like how she's, I don't like something about her. It's like, no, you're mad about something she got. Totally. Yeah. And it's like, let's let's fight about that. Yeah, let's fight about instead of editing it to make it look like someone did something. But any I digress, it's I digress. How are you?

And good area. You have the craziest list of all time. Yeah, my list got really crazy. I have a

question about spray tanning. Okay. I wish I had one in one hour. Because I got a spray tan for AMAs. That was on. This is like literally women in STEM shit. I got it on. And what day? Thursday? No, seven days ago. I don't, I don't know. Now I'm panicking. I don't know when I got it. Oh, like, no, I got it on Saturday night. And now it's Thursday. I don't think I'm, if I do it,

“I think it, it'll, it'll get, it'll be bad. Do I have to exfoliate or something? You want a respray.”

Do I? Or do you feel like you're tan? I'm going to be honest, my LA tans. I feel like last 10 days. So you're, you'll only be at seven. Okay. What happens if you spray too early? Like what are the girls have to be aware of? What do you mean spray too early? Spray too early, like for an event? Like, like you, you sprayed yourself. And then it's only been like six days, but you want to be tanner. Well, from the minute you get your spray tan, like that next day, you really have to like

moisturize a lot. Drink a lot of water. It's all, if you say hydrate into moisturize, your spray tan will stay. What the? Why is water? Like, I feel like that's big water. And you can't really like shave your legs, but, oh my god. Well, that really got you. That really got me because

Mr. it's never crossed my desk. I've never been like, oh no, like, shaved accidentally. I have

sprayed in after this pod, but last night I knew I was going to be rushing. So I exfoliated last night. I don't have to deal with this shit. So that I could just rinse really quick when we get off the pod, then get my spray because I have to wash my hair. It's a woman and stuff. I have a question for you. It's all done. Yeah. I went to Piravida with my mom. And it was really busy, but there was like one table open. And I was going to have one of us sit at the table while the other ordered because that's

like what you do. And I'm going to sit. Someone just left their phone on the table to reserve the table. That I think that's crazy. I think that's crazy. Yeah. I also she had like a little attitude. That's she was right ahead of us. It was like she was the only person ahead of us and us. So I knew it was her phone. And she didn't even look back. She's like left her phone on the table. It was just standing there like that's my table. Jenny. No. I would say like millennial.

She's one of us. Wow. And so would you do. I let her have it. But it would be funny if I just sat down and start texting. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think if I would say I don't think I would say anything. But I would be like that's like you don't have started doing. If we're in a situation and I'm holding the door for you because I just walked out of the door or like you're coming. Whatever. Anything like that. If you don't say thank you to me. I'm saying you're welcome.

Like the little stuff like that like really pisses me off. Like today I was walking out of a door and I like held it for the lady like coming in. But I like had a suitcase and stuff. So like it inconvenience me to hold the door for you. But I'm a normal person. And so like when she walked in and didn't say anything I literally was like oh no you're so welcome. You little fucking bitch. I mean I didn't say literal fucking bitch. But I did say like nope I got it. You're so welcome.

“And like a block at your size. Drinking water is important. You have to let it out somewhere”

or then you're cursing out a lady. If I want to snap I'm going to oh really bitch no slam this goddamn door on you and I can say thank you to me. I almost went off on the plane because I was looking around at the three guys because my bag was so heavy when I was taking it down I banged.

Okay I literally like dropped it onto the thing and then it like fell onto the floor and I looked

“around at the three men and I said so sorry I'm so loud. You should have fell on me. Like you”

are fucking hell to say. I literally I wanted to be like and you're not lonely enough. I wouldn't be so busy if I was you because look at the end of the day I am strong looking. Like someone a guy doesn't do it. I'm like oh he thinks I'm really strong but if I was you I'd be like oh you hate

women. I'm wearing a cashmere dust start. I can't. Hello and it's crazy because I would never let

you even lift it when we were on tour. I'm in ballet flat. No. Get my bag. No no no no no no no. Also so anyway. When you pack you love cases. Like you love little cases. You pulled out a pouch that was for ants. Like what are you putting in like the little pouches that you have? You had a pencil the pencil

“case. Oh I might pouch in my pouch. Well you're pouch is pouch. You can grow. Well here's the thing”

I love a pouch set. So I love a pouch that goes in my pouch. And I do have this little like long it looks like a pencil case. Yeah you're right it looks like a pencil case pouch. I put my medicines in there and by my medicines I mean my emergency UTI medicine and my beta blockers which

I'm going to just say this first and foremost I'm seeing a lot of beta blockers slander on the

internet and I'm not having it. I'm not having it. Beta blockers do not make you out of a groggy. Out of it they don't make you you can't get high off of the beta but you would die before you got high off of the beta blocker. It doesn't have any effect. It's not an SSRI it does not affect your brain whatsoever. It takes away physical symptoms it's for your heart. I will not listen to beta blocker slander from any one and if I do I'm calling Mr. Bala's lawyer. It's one people who are in

Dracula poor. Yeah see sentences called the god. I'm burning called the god. Hi this is pay me again. Real quick. You want to know what though. I did have the wear with all to know that it wasn't an emergency and you call like the actual local police not nine one one. Is that three one one? No you like look up like a real number. Three one one is like who is that? I thought it was four one one and I said you're going to be like infirmation. You could call four one one and be like

what's the number two. Yeah. Should we try it right now? Is that a thing still? I'm going to try it right now. Four one one. We're unable to complete your call. Okay. But you used to be able to call four one one and be like can I have the number two blah blah blah restaurant on this this street

“and they would give it to you. Not to ages but do you remember when they were telephone on the street?”

Like are they going to say telephone operators and I was like no man I'm not a hundred and

fucking spy. Oh like what are they called payphone? A payphone? I remember vividly. You know I never

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you just we were such a married couple. You got so excited to correct me. You lit the fuck up.

Comparasizing. What do you even but usually I know when you're joking. What do you even trying to say? What was that? Oh okay. But do you know when you're comparing yourself yet? Like women with face-toon, women with BBLs, women in general just comparing each other. Now we have to compare ourselves to AI girls. I tapped out because there's just whole trend of AI girls at baseball games and it's like look at this hot girl to baseball game and it's like an AI

gorgeous girl watching the mats or something and that's like trending. I actually tapped out

when only fans became a thing. I said I actually no longer can compete and have the best time

“ever but I can't compare myself to all these girls on the internet. You would go crazy. That's why”

you got to just stay in your own lane baby. You guys stay in your own lane. Also everything on the internet is fake. I've talked to a lot of people. Everyone said you know I've done some inventory this week too. No one's alone. No one feels alive. I'm like you're all you're or is all out of ass. I've done some control groups. People are not happy. Also everyone's not knows I'm sick. So also I just got my period and my stomach hurts. I got mine on Sunday. I'm actually almost done.

But I got mine early. You know it's so annoying but when I am healthier I get my period early

and like regular. It's annoying. I'm so sorry. Well I ate a lot of vegetables. I felt like this month and my period was like yeah. Thanks. The gig was want to know. Now that when breaker gate has settled. Did I ruin the win breaker for you so that you can no longer actually wear it and I should just keep it. Have it? Or I need to love that one breaker. You love it. Why? Because it goes with like

“your hair color. Like it's so like your coloring. No but I just want to know. Did I ruin it for you?”

No. I actually almost wore it out to dinner last Saturday night but then I decided not to go. But in my head my outfit because it was raining was memorial day weekend. What was better than a win breaker? I was like oh my god I'll wear a win breaker out to dinner but then I was like you know what? I decided I'm not. I feel happy because I started to feel bad that I ruined it for you and I made it about me and that's not the kind of friend I want to be. Hannah. You're so annoying because here's

the thing about me and you know this. I love an outfit and I love an outfit that gets seen. So I've seen this. I've looked at this win breaker 8000 times on the internet so the fact that she's having her own mobile. She's gone viral. She's gone to so many events. She seems so many different things.

“I'm like so excited but I'm happy for her. That's why I love clothes. I'm like let them see the”

world. You know I have an emotional connection to her. Good. No you didn't ruin that for me. So we have kind of an exciting weekend. No we have a very exciting weekend. What are we presenting? Yeah we're presenting at last Coltrista's which you've been to before I haven't. Yeah it's so fun. Remember last year I was like I haven't had fun in years and you wore a hat. That look. I wore a pretty good. Well I just feel like when something is hosted by the gaze I don't get stressed

about my outfit because I'm like they're fun and they're like they're like go for it and do whatever and it's fun and be yourself. So it's like so much less stressful. I think I'm going to wear a shmata. I don't know what that is. It's like a bandana. It's like you know an Italy when they you're in a convertible and you put it. But I don't know if my head shape can pull it off and I'm kind of nervous now. How are you trying to tie it? Are you trying to tie it like a round and back like you're in a

convertible in the 1950s or are you trying to do like because it would hide my double chin and if I wear sunglasses then it's like really kind but then I also could look like an egg. But then if I wear it like on my forehead like normal bandana. Yeah like going at the pool. That could that could be little tri-hard. So I'm a little stressed. Well it all depends on your outfit. We'll deal with it. Well you're stressed now. Do you like your outfit? Yeah I love my outfit. Okay so you're good.

Actually you have I'm not excited. Okay good. And we're presenting and I feel like I read

What if I forget to read? How to read? This is also network television. This is also going to be on

peacock. Is that no work? What's a peacock? Well it's NBC. Okay I'll be good. I'll be good. You know it's interesting like who said like oh you know what the perfect thing for our new station is a peacock. Who would put the word cock? Like that is so crazy. Like sometimes I don't even like saying peacock because I hate saying the word cock. So vial and disgusting and it's like it's harsh. Someone's saying

“how like white guys love saying cock. No I hate the sound of it. Like I think the word”

cunt is so much more palette. Oh 100% then like I know I would I would say it either. I actually don't think I can finish. Like men say it like like when they're having sex like sexually like I think because it makes it sound bigger than dick and they need to overcompensate. Dick is like cock's little brother. Well if you don't confidence and you just say dick it it can make it seem short but if you say cock it sounds longer. Cock sounds like you're sucking someone's dick. What

that was took a turn. Someone was like this was such a nice pot about television. That was

well because I always think about that. I'm like that's weird. Like anytime there's like something

sexual that's like there is like an under tone of sexual something sexual or like inappropriate. I don't like that. We're like it there shouldn't be. Yeah. It's like either be direct and say what you're trying to say. Or just men just can't be dirty. Girls are a lot to be dirty men can't.

“I just want men naming things. You know like who came up with the word like oh our brand is a peacock?”

Like no that's weird. I feel like no shape show. I know someone at some good glared NBC is like okay at a long week come on. I'm sorry. Also it's crazy that they got that um like nothing else's names peacock? There's some peacock if I can walk in a room. It'll be like okay it's my name and take it for your freaking thing. Also everything's gonna be owned by everything eventually. [laughs]

Oh my god. No literally. I'm the one you can't ever get high. You're my like that is such a high person like that and one day

“everything will be owned by a page calls me high as the kite and I'm like holy shit we're on the”

same wavelength right now and we talk for two hours. Like all right okay I'm gonna actually write tell you something I wrote down not high because I'm scared of smoking that like if you were high right now you would be able to vibe with me at. I wrote dating is just auditioning but you don't want to be too good of an actor. That is so high. And like I see where you're going one time I wrote down. I saw this the other day and I was like you fucking idiot I wrote down the craziest thing high

hold on if the pros that way the cons you still have to deal with the cons and you're really genius and I was like why do you do pros and cons like you yourself to deal with those that is anyway oh my god I'm like spread a that was so funny also um Rowan is Brooke Shield's daughter who's my friend named Rob. She's really wait I'm obsessed with that. She's going to be on Bravo's next gen.

She did the funniest take talk about trying to understand when they first try to explain

how health insurance works do you like have you been in your job like your first job where they're like okay this is the health insurance and then they say the word deductible and no matter how many times you try to ask about what it means no one knows what it means and like no one's ever said that word to me in my life like how did I go 25 years without hearing the word deductible and then it's just you like get scared and then you start checking off boxes you shouldn't check

how do we get here we what the hell what the hell what the hell does Rowan on next gen

credit oh I'm like wait you know my mom has tried to explain it to me since I turned 26 and I'm like that was so scary when you turned 26 yeah I was about a random age also deductible literally just made up to confuse people so that we would pay insurance companies and not know why do you remember like being in your early 20s and saying what if I just didn't have health insurance

“and everyone's like you must yes can you're like okay but I don't know what it is they were like”

I doctor and I'm like my eyes are good they're like did why would I pay that I'm always

that urgent care so like I am like the number one candidate of like I know I actually need health insurance because if I feel like something's wrong I'm calling some type of professional and making an appointment see I'm like a man like I'll be like you're like an old Italian woman literally like I have a little thing on my back and does it's like that's cancer and I'm like only time will tell that's no no like I don't know how I came out of my anxious Italian

mom's vagina so chill about my health care your type A and type B you're like a combination and stuff like that you're very type yeah like I actually probably have had moments where I'm like I should go to urgent care but I don't want to talk to the person at the front like I don't know what they might ask me for something I don't have and I don't know if I could deal with that before I like knew really new urgent care was like a thing I would just like go to

the ER in my mom would be like stop going to the ER maybe something's wrong there was actually in fact something wrong I had a system on my ovary that no one could figure out so like I would drop to the ground like walking down the streets of New York City and they were like no I'm going to the emergency room I might fall into the ground that's so iconic though they're like maybe you shouldn't be wearing ten and chills but oh my god um any who is there anything else

“that we forgot to cover there's a martin short documentary I think everyone should watch”

on Netflix oh I saw the advertisement on Netflix he's so freaking adorable he's so adorable a short man that I actually like actually the only short man that I like good for him he's

actually a short game actually I did watch the first ten minutes I just remembered a nice

host leap Stanley 2G's um second season of his like travel cooking show is out and it's let me tell you something that man yeah that man's aura like okay he's a perfect example of a man that I'm like are maybe it's just because he's European like I don't want to say that he's gay like but he there's like certain feminine things but I'm like no I think it's hot mm-hmm do you think anyone calls him Stan yeah well that's his name I don't know I feel like he's

“one of the guys it's like it's Stanley wait Stanley it's Stanley have you ever met like a like”

like you meet like a Chris and he's like it's Christopher and you're like okay you fucking lose everyone is dying for three fucking so like I'm like if someone was like it's Michael I'm like how about you shut up like you know my brother's been Daniel because my dad was Dan or Danny that's different there's another person but you know it's really cute he went to like work for the first time and I met one of his coworkers and they were like oh you're Dan sister and

I said who so he went to work and he had people call him Dan like rebranding oh he rebranded without telling you guys and I was like you mean Dan you all and they're like Dan and I'm like oh you think you're grown up but you know he didn't even tell us anyway my name's Han from now on all right well

this was an amazing episode I'm not going to be as fired up next time you were freaking jacked up

hell yeah and then we're so happy with the feedback from our live show episode of Mindy and Kate and Brenda it was so fun I love sausage Mindy can't like like on another level I mean both she you guys are losing person it was freaking me out yeah okay I got to go text Kate Hudson but I love you so thank you guys thank you for giving me thus we love you bye