Giggling about surprises, smuggling, and sponges

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“I have something in my eye, and it's actually a problem.”

OK. OK, you could have dealt with this. You could have dealt with this the entire morning. It just happened. Is it-- OK, someone needs to blow on it.

It's definitely a kitty hair. That kitty. And no, that's a love hair. And she wants to be inside your brain. OK, are you going to do this the whole bond?

No. You don't want to cry this during the pod. [LAUGHTER] One eye just starts veering. Are you crying?

Um, wait.

I was so excited to get on the pod, too, and tell our story.

And then I ruined it, too, class. You're like, wait, I'm here.

“You know, every time you're, like, every time you're really excited for something,”

and then it has-- The universe just-- It ends up being the worst. I was so excited to go to Italy this summer. And--

[LAUGHTER] Like cool. It ends up being a net positive. I know how to tell her. Also, the word that we can't stop saying is Kabash.

No, you can't stop. But you started saying it subconsciously because I was saying it. I'm like, I want to Kabash this. I'm Kabashing this.

The universe is Kabashing that.

So yesterday, I don't know if you're on the side of TikTok, where it was like the craziest manifestation day. Just like in astrology, one of the craziest days we've ever had in the world. And of course, it's Hannah's birthday. Which is--

So all day, I'm like feeling-- I didn't even send Hannah something to her house for her birthday. Like, I didn't even try and make a plan with her. I'm a horrible friend. And I didn't text you any of this because I'm like, let her have a day.

But I'm like, wow, I feel bad. Well, you called me at 8.30 a.m. After yelling at me for calling you at 8.30 a.m. Today before to talk to business, you called me at 8.30 to tell me about my anapostation.

“And I believe business called you to wish you a happy birthday.”

And then I called back with gossip. Oh, yeah. And you gave me like local gossip. I gave you local hometown gossip. And so I feel like--

Which is top tier. That's a birthday gift. You were like, what are you doing for your birthday? And this is the tea, guys. Can I tell like, can I tell all the details?

Yeah. Page is significant, other. Texted me. And was like, we haven't gotten dinner all four of us in a while. Like, we should just like celebrate.

Which is more of whatever. Cute. No, but I mean, I love like so cute. But I'm-- I was like, when did you do that? He's like, look, I'm so sick of all the alone time.

I've been spending with page. I need a little-- I'm drowning. And this is-- this is me asking for help. She really gets lit up with life when she's around you. And I really prefer that side of her.

Actually, the other day, Joe did say to me, like, like, I know you think I'm funny, but like, I know you don't think I'm, like, as funny as Hannah or something. And that's how it starts.

That's how it begins. The next thing you know, I have to fight a man. I'm like, she's my best friend. He's like, no, the way you light up when she walks into it. No, actually, the way I get giddy for you.

This is like, calm down. I'm like, but that's my-- It's true. It doesn't get excited when they see their best friend. Like, if you don't get excited when you see your best friend,

get a grip. Well, you posted, like, on Instagram, like,

And I was really wanting to text it to Joe.

And then I was like, actually, let's not stir up drama. Oh, my birthday. Let's not stir. This is the new me. The new me is like, I think of what I would do

because I think it's funny and then I'm like, no need. No, and that's maturing. But he's so sweet. He literally was like, we haven't seen you. The four of us gotten together this summer.

Like, yeah. And I go, you know, it's crazy. My birthday is next week. Yeah. She would get together for my birthday.

And he was like, yeah. And I don't know who came up with it. But I was, I think I was like, let's surprise page. And we suddenly get so excited. And then I leave my phone and I'm like, wait, for my birthday.

Yeah. I'm going into the city to surprise page, which is the most giggly squad coded. Like, no one else understands it. And I'm like, this is us.

This is what we do. And of course, 10 minutes before we're going to dinner. I'm dressed. I'm ready. I like blew out my hair.

“I think about 10 minutes before I'm like, what if we didn't go?”

He texted me. She's trying to get out of it. And I go, I knew this would happen. Like, clockwork. I was like, five, four, three, two.

There's the text. I said, don't fucking let her. Don't, like, what did he do to make sure you'd go? He was just like, what? No, we're going.

And I was like, okay. And then I kept being like, we could have gone someplace. Closer. I'm also like, it's a Wednesday night. What are we 25?

I'm like, we're not 25. I'm like, it's a school night. Okay. Backshracking. I am really bad at lying.

Yeah. Like, I think I'm decent at lying to make people feel better. Like, being like, you can do white cordial normal human lies. Yes. Yes.

Everyone can do like, oh my god, do you look amazing? Yes. You have control over your emotions. Yeah. Yeah.

But in the morning, I wasn't like never thought about like that.

I'd have to lie to you because I was surprising you that night.

“But you go, what are you doing tonight for your birthday?”

And I hadn't had a pre-planned lie. And I was like, how could I help it? Like, I started to be like, oh, blah, blah, blah. And you're not paying attention. I'm like, I actually don't care.

You're like, I don't care. I'm hanging up. And I was like, oh, oh, and then I was like, I'm going to go somewhere in Southampton for dinner. And you were just like, okay, no.

Oh, I do remember you saying Southampton. I was like, okay. And I remember getting out of the phone being like, few gotter. [laughs]

Then we get in the car to head to New York City, because we're in Westampton all to surprise page. By the way, my birthday. And I'm so excited. Like, she's going to be so happy.

She has no idea. I'm texting Joe, we're so into like, I'm on the road. This is a big trip, by the way. It's like two hours. Again, I remember that.

I realized I have a business call. And normally business calls are like zooms. And I'm like, fuck, she's going to see I'm in a car. And she's going to wonder why I'm in the car. And then like, no, she's not.

She's never wondered any of these things.

But we got on the call to not zoom. I'm like, thank God. So I don't have to lie to four people. Yeah. I was sweating at that point.

Meanwhile, you're just going about your skincare routine. Literally living my life.

“Honestly, I couldn't figure out what to wear.”

So I also wanted to cancel. Like, I was like, I'm not going. Like, I can't. Am I wearing shorts? Like, when am I doing?

Joe's only job was to physically get you into the car. Yeah. But this is where I almost messed up. Page and I share each other's location. Which we just started doing.

Yeah. Because when you were an Italy, I just kind of wanted to know. Yeah. I love glancing out where my friends are. Yeah.

I was like, is she in the water right now? Yeah. Like, ish. I mean, you didn't move for two weeks. Actually, one of my girlfriends.

I like just checked and she was in Sardinia. And I texted her. And I was like, send me pictures of your outfits. Like, I didn't even know you were going. No, having your friends location so fun.

So, but now, I don't remember this being like that. But on I mess, I messaged whatever I phone. I'm a grandma. It says the person's name. And then, like, in big letters underneath,

it says where they are. Yeah. So, I'm in the city. I was going thrifting. I was having fun, like a city girl.

So, did you leave for the city right when we got off the phone? Make it in the morning? I did. Um. This, in where I couldn't really smile and then that didn't go well.

And then I jumped in the car at noon. Okay. So, I'm in the city. And then, obviously, something came up to my head that I wanted to text you. Yeah.

So, I texted you. And then I was like, fuck. Like, I thought you were going to get the text. And immediately, just see Hannah Burner in New York, New York. And I was like, you fucking ruined it.

First of all, you didn't respond for like two hours. And you were like, okay. And I was like, oh, thank God. She doesn't care. One, I didn't even see, I didn't even look at your location.

And two, even if I did see New York, New York.

“I think, nothing of you, that's your home.”

What do you mean? How dare you cross the county lines without telling me. So, this is where it gets good. Now, it's like, game time. Like, I've been winning all day for this.

It's like, I'm getting ready. And I'm texting you. Oh, and I'm like, when you guys leaving, like, do you want me to be there? And then you guys walk in.

Like, we didn't think about this stuff. Yeah. Or like, what's the better surprise? And he's like, I'll go in first. We sit, then you come in.

And then I realized, I have your location. So I'm fucking tracking you. Me and Des are parked outside the restaurant. Wow, I feel like no one's ever tracking me. That is so nice.

I'm always tracking, tracking, tracking.

I also am never early for anything, but I was like, I cannot fuck up this surprise. Because I was like, daily, dialing, per usual. So we get there early. I'm like, okay, she's four blocks away. They're through, oh, they're on traffic.

They're on a stop sign. Des, watches you guys come out. We're literally stealth. And I'm texting them. Then, Joe gets to the front.

And he's, by the way, texting me the entire car ride. Yeah. And you know, I, at one point, I was like, hello. And he was like, sorry, I'm sending like a really important email. And I was like, I, I, I was on TikTok.

You go, didn't say we're in the call car ride. Again, I don't care. I don't care about anything. I turned to Des and I go, I just have to say a little disappointment page. I go, she goes around the internet and be like, I'm Russia.

I'm Russia. I keep tabs on my man. I keep tabs on my man. Bitch, I've been texting your man all day. And you didn't know shit. Where's this Russia?

Well, what do you talk about? I was in his DMs. We were kicking. Because at first, I was like, she's on his shit. She's going to immediately like read it off his iPad or something.

No. No. You had no fucking clue, bro. In no book. In no book.

I'm like, I don't give a shit. I thought that like immediately you text me and be like, one, I see you texting my man to, I see this plant you made tonight. Three, I don't want to go out tonight for leave me alone. So I'm sitting at the table.

Joe gets up and he's like, I have to go to the bathroom.

Which actually, I was like, you never have to go to the bathroom

at a restaurant. Like, I did think that, but I didn't think anything else. Oh, he's not, not as that's so funny. People are either restaurant. Bathroom people are some people never do your right.

No. And if anything, it's like the end of dinner. I've never, whatever. So he goes to the bathroom. And I'm just like sitting there.

The waiter comes over. Really? Why am I here? But like, but it's like water down. And I'm looking at the menu.

And then I look up and rounding the corner is Hannah and Dyes. And my face, I was like, so excited. Like, I hadn't seen you in years. You don't know, it almost got ruined. Because your man was giving me a play by play.

He gets to the front and he goes, oh my god. They just asked me what my guess names are. Again, I wasn't listening. No. So then I'm like, we're fucked.

We're fucked. Like, this is like, what is he going to say? So I'm like, turn to dozen. I'm like, we should go back home. This, this hasn't worked.

Okay. You know what? Do you remember anything? Were you alive? So a girl walks in.

She's wearing these zebra shorts. But I love his zebra shorts. Was it me? But I didn't love the top shoes wearing it wet. Then I was like, this is such an interesting top to pick with it.

So I'm in my own head. Looking at this girl's outfit. I had no, I had no. You were fighting some demons. Yeah.

I was not paying attention at all to the girl at the front.

“I think it's, I'm so impressed that he was having full-on conversations.”

Also texting me what the conversations were. Like he was on it. And then he's also texting like, this is fun. Like on the side. Like, the man was texting me.

And I'm like, this girl. Wait, the best part was then like when we sat down. Hannah was like, I was texting Joe all day. No idea. And when we were in the elevator, he was texting.

And I glanced over at his phone. Hello, I'm alive. And I saw a kiss face emoji. And in my head, I was like, clock it because when I get home. So she looks at me.

She goes, you did study my kiss face emoji.

Moji, I go, never send him a kiss face emoji.

And I looked at it. So then after the dinner, we got in the car. He takes the screenshot because the man needed to receive. He was scared. He was scared.

He was shaking in his boots. And it was him to was dad. Yeah. It was his dad to him. Yeah.

Or his dad to him.

“Because you have to see what side of the phone it's on.”

Is it him, is it you? Is it him?

Yeah, is it the blue? Is it the incoming? I do feel like me and you are actually very easy to surprise. Because we're busy. Totally.

I love when people do stuff to me. They're like, you didn't even tell. I'm like, I have a job.

Also, here's the thing about me.

I'm not asking a follow-up. So like, if you say, hey, I'm here. I'm like, great. I have a great time there. Do you have to do walls today?

It doesn't have any impacts on me. When it was my birthday and the kids were here, like, last week, does disappear for, like, two hours. And you guys are going to be the funniest parents. No, I didn't think anything of it.

I think at one point. I feel like at one point, you're going to be in the bathroom calling me. Like, I'm hiding from my family. No, it does disappear.

“And then, I think my mom says something like,”

do you know where it does is? And I was like, nope. And then he called me. It was like checking in. And I was like, what do you up to?

And he goes running errands. And I was like, okay, hang up the phone. He was going all the way to this place. Snowflake. Um, in Long Island.

It's the best ice cream place in the world. Anyway, come back. Everyone was like, we can't believe that. He got it past you so easily. I'm like, that man could do anything behind my back.

I wouldn't know. Right. He's I'm doing errands in the middle. Like, doesn't do errands. Like, I didn't even have to follow up questions.

I was like, cool. Don't care. Hang up. Yeah, cool. Don't care.

That's why he is a second family.

And I know he's busy with a second family. I'm not asking follow-up questions. So everyone was like, he got you. And I'm like, no, he didn't. Because I didn't want to look into it.

If I looked into it, I would have known the longitude and latitude of Snowflake. Like, I didn't care about Snowflake.

“Oh, do you know what these things going on in my head at a given time?”

And I also have to worry about my husband at that time for them. I don't even need to see the phone. If I get a gut feeling, I'm leaving. Actually, you're so right. When you say, yeah, sure.

It's more, it's the vibes. It's more of the vibe. It's the vibes. It's a lot of fur. It's a no tolerance policy vibe.

It's we don't need proof. We decided it in our head. Guilty, not guilty. See ya. And that's really what I want to portray. No, do we have great espionage?

Of course. Of course. But that's expensive. No, I literally walked in. I was like, you dumb bitch.

You can't even keep your man on lock. I got a bin talking to your man. Happy birthday to me. No, and then the other best part of it was me. Like, told stories about my dad for like 15 minutes.

Well, we realized that does an incredible Gary impression didn't know.

It actually stopped me dead in my tracks. I said, I thought my dad was there. But does this weird that way? He'll watch like one TV show and be able to like play all the characters. It's like, it's his own fun.

It keeps, it keeps things spicy in our relationship. What we realized is that both are dads. Kids can't keep their mouth shut. Keep their mouth shut. And how like when you have a secret about yourself or something going on,

the moms keep it locked. It's the dads that like, that's of these like weird group chats. They like to say stuff too. Like, my dad is a gossip. No, my dad is fully started rumors about me and within our own family.

For sure. I'm like, I get to the bottom of it. You're like, from my own home. Yeah. We got a snake in here because dads feel like to brag.

My dad also does this weird thing that he's like giving you a compliment, but he's like, like, mean about it. Like, okay, here's like a kind of a good example, but something that happened to me the other day, which is just like, so me and my family.

So I'm looking for this one specific top. Okay, I'm like, where the heck is this top? I like just about this top. I know it should be on my recent purchase rack. Okay, I have a recent purchase rack.

And I know it should be there. So I text Josephine. I'm like, hey, any chance you've like seen this top. This is what it looks like. Like, this is the brand.

And she's like, I haven't seen that top. But like, if I did, it's here. And so I like, look where she said it. I love that Josephine's number one job is to tell you where certain clothes are. Every article of clothing that I have just me knows.

And she knows where it does. It's actually really impressive. So I'm like, I can't find it. Whatever don't worry about it. I'm like saying the same Anthony prayer.

I'm like, let me call my mom. Maybe she took it home from Italy. And I'm not remembering. I call my mom. She's like, I can't remember the top.

“You have to, like, I don't know what top you're talking about.”

And in the background, my, my dad goes, Kim, you have the best memory. You, you should be able to remember. Come on.

But also like, freezing her. And she's like, I really can't remember.

“Like, you have to send me a picture of it.”

I find it online. I send her a picture of the top.

And she goes, you never ended up buying this top.

You tried it on. And you thought, eh, it does nothing for you. And I was like, oh, my God, you're so right. She's like, you thought the sleeves were a quarter inch too long. So you decided against it.

And you didn't have a good bottom that you felt would really match. Like, I've seen how you guys talk. And it's like, she was like, remember you tried the dress on after. And you were like, this is way better and more flattering. And I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.

Of course. I would like to remember, duh. Thank you, Kim. Someone was awake. Thank you.

I also love how Gary's so invested in your, like, wardrobe drama beyond. I'm the, I'm going to be so honest. Now that I'm like, obviously, in my 30s, and you look at like, marriages and relationships compared to like,

what you thought they were as a child.

Yeah. Ooh, interesting. Yeah, like, growing up,

“I remember asking my dad, like when I was little,”

do you love me more than mom? By the way, that's insane. No, that's crazy. You're a scary child. I'd say, say it.

It's like, me or mom, leave one of us at home to die, which one? Tell me now, Dad. There's a building and it's burning. I guess he's in it.

Who are you saying? I love you. Don't even bring up little Gary in this. You're like, I know he's not top two. Yeah, not.

Or talking to my dad, not in the mine. Actually, not even top five. Not in the mine.

And my dad would never say yes,

and it would piss me off. He would always be like, no, your mother's number one. Like, I love your mom. And my mom would be like, all throw him in front of a bus.

Like, I love you guys ten times more than I'd ever even think about loving your dad. So that was like the norm. Now that I'm an adult, I feel like, yeah, my husband, like, I feel like I'm going to love my children way more than like any man.

But I feel like my husband should be like, that's my, that's my day one.

“Do you feel like you appreciate your parents relationship so much more now that you know that like they're just two people dating?”

Yeah. That have like made it work every year. They're literally two kids that met at school. Like, okay. When I hear my parents like,

when the morning having their like morning gossip and coffee and like, what are they fucking talking about? It's been 30 years. But I'm so proud of them because I'm like, that's huge.

Like, when you're little, you're just like, mom and dad are talking again. Now I'm just talking. Think about the dead horses they've beat. Think about how much old material my mom has to listen to of my dad.

And she still thinks he's funny. Well, you know me, and I'm so revendrous my whole being. And so like, I will think about like, people that didn't like my mom and high school.

Like, I have beef with you. If you've beefed with my mom from 30 years ago, I have beef with you today. Ha ha ha ha. Fantastic.

It's fine, y'all. It can be before the dark. And glove me, my best dear. You can't so schminy. I'm going to keep you alive!

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It's kind of stir-roomers around. Oh, because of the heat. I think so, yeah.

You know the texture and I handle it as well. It's just like how much can we take. How much can we take as a society? No. It's too much.

I know. Also, when I think about my dad and my office,

“the only thing is like when I'd wear something like skimpy.”

Mm-hmm. You would just be like, "Did you pay for the whole outfit?"

Like, I feel like Gary never said that to you

and you wore something like. My dad would give an honest opinion. He'd be like, "Hmm. I've seen better." Oh, he'll be like, "Yeah, that's nice.

Or he'll be like that. That's it." He was like, "It's giving like three years ago, Vogue." No, he has said things like, "I feel like you've worn something like that." What season?

Me and my mom will go to him for an opinion. When her and I are stuck, we will go third party just to see. Sometimes a male perspective gives simplicity that you need because you've overthought it and he's just given you the media response. I'm going to break up something controversial.

No, that we're talking about dads. Friend of the pod. Gigler. Brooks Nader. I have to say.

So apparently, she was topless in it. Is it Italy? Yeah. Topless in Italy with her dad and her family. And at first, Americans are very upset about this.

This is weird. Is it kind of giving when you eat bread in Italy? There's no calories when your topless in Italy. That's how everyone dresses. It's giving one in Italy.

You don't have to wear clothes. I feel like I've been to a lot of parts of Italy. I don't think I've actually ever been seen. I've maybe seen like two people topless. I love Brooks.

I love the girls. I love the show. I love a girl's name. That's plural. And it's just one person.

“I think she is like a very rare personality in this industry.”

Because I've met her handful of times. And I can genuinely say I think she's a genuinely nice sweet person. Yeah. So I feel like if there's things that people hate her over. I'm like, I don't care.

I like her. I'm going to draw the line here. Oh. But they're in Italy. I'm not going to like not be her friend.

I'm going to be like that's quirky and that's crazy. Hannah, I could be dying.

I'm never showing my dad my tits.

Never not once. I'm not like picking aside here. But I do think different families have different. Like different strokes for different folks. Yes.

I do think also like breast and different cultures. Granted she is our culture. But she's from Louisiana. But breast and Louisiana. If you think about it.

It's like men are shirtless all the time. Like some people are less sold about the nipples. And maybe her and her sisters are like always topless. They could be from a household. There are households that are naked households.

Yeah. There's naked households. And also it's not like there's like brothers and sisters. It's just sisters. Like I don't think I ever thought that we would get here on this pod.

But like truly nothing. Surprise is me. What's your relationship with you being naked and like your mom? Oh, we're naked all the time. Okay, yeah, same.

My mom has seen my naked body. My mom was like, sorry, I'm changing. Can you get out of the room? I'd be like, where my mom go? Yeah.

Oh, I go into my mom's bathroom. Take all my clothes off. Poop in her toilet. Sorry. It's interesting.

Brooks leaders knows how to get press. We'll all say that. Also, there's no other men in that household. Like that dad is probably so desensitized to women. Yeah.

But still, I would argue I make one of the closest to my dad. Yeah. Like of people I've met. Yeah. I would die.

I'd actually shrivel up and die. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe there was some alcohol involved. Totally.

It's a bunch of sisters on a mom. But it is funny. Her dad is alarmingly young looking. No, her dad's hot. For sure.

He does look really young. He looks like he's, like in his 407. Yeah. Yeah. He looks 37.

But um, yeah. You brought it up earlier.

“And I was like, hmm, that's what happened.”

I looked it up on my own. Oh, yeah. Also, they're on a boat. Are they for rules when it comes to boats? Different rules when it comes to the Mediterranean?

Different route. Also, it's hot. It's hot. Not that she was wearing a big bikini to begin with probably.

I am not going to judge people that are in situations that I've never found myself in.

Ooh, I'd love that. To know, like, you know, I could say what I might do. You haven't walked a mile in her Louis Vuitton. I haven't. And so, um, things happen, but I don't foresee that.

I don't foresee me being in that situation and choosing. I also think in general, like, some people just like, love being naked. Like, yes. Then, for example, like, you'll keep your top on during sex. I know that's totally.

It's not the main attraction when you're with me.

“So, like, if you're buying tickets to this show, you have to know.”

You have to know who's starring in it.

And they're typically never starring.

Sometimes they have a background role or they have a line or two, but. Make a cameo for Lucky, but no one's going to really talk about it afterwards. Little bit of the Christmas special, but you're probably not going to see them for a couple of months. You know, like, they're, you know, they never stolen the show. But like, they're more like production.

You know, they're the director now. They're, like, actually, I didn't make it. They're in between scenes. The people wearing black. They come in and take the chairs out to put in the other scene.

The furniture. There's a name for those people, but we don't know that. But as women in the arts, we should. Oh, God. So, anyway, I'm hungover from yesterday.

It's so much fun. I had, like, 10 steps of a drink over three hours hungover. Well, you and I chatted a lot. It was one of those really good double dates for you and I really had a loan time. And then the men had a, like, we're talking.

And that's my favorite kind. Do you think they were talking about? I have no idea. I don't care. I think it was like a golf.

It was a lot of golf. We were getting into it. We finished a thought.

“And then we're like, "Quick, quick, quick.”

We're going back to the docket. What's next? I'm going to talk to you." And we both were like, "Huh? Oh, this, this." But it was just, it's so, I just feel so lucky that we as a for some get along so well. Like, it makes me really happy. No, it's scary.

Because I've accepted that, like, I might not like your significant other. Yeah. And that I wouldn't cause drama. I would just say whatever you're into. And yeah.

And we, yeah. Yeah. And so it is really, um, nice. Okay, switching gears just a little. Because I've actually been watching it all morning.

So it's like on my mind. I started watching real housewives of London. Which I, I feel like there's no promotion for that. When did it come out? It's like episode five.

Oh. But it came out in London. I think like a couple months ago. Is Caroline Stambury in it? Um, she has like a cameo.

But she's not like one of the women. I don't even think she's like a friend of. No, not really. They fight about like contact lenses and like you borrow clothes. I don't borrow clothes.

Like how dare you. I mean, it's like you got all your money from. Your divorce is like it's very like you don't really care about their drama.

But their outfits are amazing.

Like they have. And their homes are really beautiful. They go to like the cops, wolves and like all this like really British stuff. Yeah. So it is really good.

But one of the dinners. I don't know. They were like doing like reality TV questions. But in one of the questions was like, if your friend got arrested and you had no idea what it was for.

“What's the first thought in your brain on why they got arrested?”

So I like immediately thought like, okay, Hannah gets arrested. What am I thinking? The first thought was she drove into like a building. I don't know.

Like she accidentally drove into the yoga studio. And she like literally didn't mean to you. And then her foot slipped and then she was being a little hostile. I'm resisting her ass and they were like, you're drunk. And she's like, I'm not drugged.

I don't have a drink. I feel like you're high. She's like, I can't. It's not like so funny. Because last night we left the restaurant.

It was like, I'm kind of tired. Like you drove 20 minutes the other day. Did you want to drive back? And I was like, first of all, I'm drunk. First of all, divorce.

How dare you say that to me? Kind of joking. Yeah. And then he was like, you're drunk. And I'm like, I had six ships of Monoporal spritz.

I'm fucking loaded right now. That's so unsafe.

And he's like, oh, I would never ask you.

I didn't know that you like, you weren't. You could have fully operated a vehicle. The way I drink, which is like so slow. Mm-hmm. And I'm eating rapidly throughout.

Yeah. I feel like I'm, I was like beyond sober. I was like the reverse. They're like, you're negative point three. And when you're getting in the nitty gritty of a gossip session, you lock in.

That's so funny when you're like hammered at the club.

And then some drama arises and suddenly you're crystal clear. Yeah. And then you're crystal clear. You're alert. Yeah.

I know what you would get arrested for. We talked about last night. But something about smuggling a drug in an airport. Something regarding a weed pen. And I'd be like, get my girl out.

We'd do you want to hear how fucking prude I am. You have really like leaving a foreign country. And they're like, do you have you taken any like,

“I'd list 100 things and one of it is like dirt or something?”

I've never seen that. It like you like you can't take like, be the ground or something. I didn't tell you my Italy airport story with the tax rate. No.

Okay. Did you miss it? Because I missed it when I was in France. Okay. So when you're in a different country and you're checking out,

you can say like tax free. And then when you're at the airport, you'll get the money back. I don't actually really know how it works. But whatever.

I know that you get money back from something. From some government somewhere. So whatever, it's a fucking pain in the ass to save all the receipts. Because then when you get to the airport, you have to scan every single one.

Yes. Well, you also you bought a lot. I bought a lot. And they say, if you're going to do it after TSA, put it in your carry on in case they ask to look for it.

If you're doing it before TSA, you can just show it to them in your checked bag. Then check your bags.

“Now, I like to do it after TSA because you get through TSA.”

And you're like, okay, I'm few. I'm going to make my flight. Then you like you deal with all that. Doing it before is like kind of a logistical nightmare. Whatever.

Where I get through.

Now, I have never in my travels put everything I've bought in my carry on.

Because never once have they ever asked me to see it. This time, I was like, you know what? I'm just going to put everything I bought. I bought majority in my carry on. And then I have like a few things.

I'll put in my checked bag just in case. Like I did kind of buy a lot this year. I get through TSA. I go to like the scanner thing. I'm scanning my stuff.

It says like, see a agent. Like go to the desk. The girl standing next to me was like, oh, I think it's over there. No line.

Amazing. It's like a older woman. I go up. I'm like, hey, this is like my code. It says come see the thing.

“So come see a person. This is my receipt.”

She goes, come in. Like waves me into the little built or a little. Office. Office. She goes, let me see all your stuff.

So I start taking every day. Like this is actually vintage from 2001. Runway Mark Jacobs. This is a rare poker dot pony hair. Oh, I didn't know it.

She goes, okay, there's like a code. A code, I go, okay, it's not a code. It's act. It's actually like a wrap that you could totally, I guess, wear as a code.

But I was thinking more over just and then wear it as a total outfit. You could wear it as a call. She did not want to do any of it. I could tell she didn't want to do it.

And I was missing a couple things. And right when we got to like the first thing I'm missing, I'm like, oh, it must be my checked bag. Okay, I won't make the tax free for that item. Like don't worry about it.

I don't have it. I know that's against the rules. Whatever. And she goes, no, I can't do any of it. And I'm like, I'm like, wait.

But I have the other stuff. Can you do the stuff I have? And she's like, now get out. And I was like, you just looked at all my stuff. Not one time did you say anything was cute.

Okay, never made a comment about my taste.

Not a single comment. Now my tissue papers all over the blaze. I like have to get a bag of my bag. I'm literally so upset. It's traumatizing.

You got robbed. No, I got robbed. And then I was like, is this just like a scam? That's like not. Well, a hundred percent in a way because in theory,

everyone's like, like, when I went to Paris for the first time, and I finally got the balls to buy a bag. And it was so hard for me. And I was like, but you get like a certain amount off. Yeah, the airport.

So I go to the airport. I go all the way through the airport. I'm sitting at the gate. And I go, okay, now let's figure out the tax situation. And they were like, no, that's when you first walk in.

I'm like, who the fuck? I thought that was like, once you're in, I'm trying to check in when I'm there. In Italy, you can go. There's like a little place like right by our hotel.

You can bring all your tax reforms. And they like do the initial thing for you. So that when you get there, you scan one thing and you're like, good. So I technically should have just been like good to go.

Yep.

But anyway, I'm an idiot because I think I was actually young.

I think I was like 14 or 15. I was traveling for tennis. And it had this big thing, like, no foreign soil. Do not bring foreign soil over the wood. And I literally freaked out to the person next to me.

And I was like, I think I have dirt in my boots. No, you're insane. Also, I don't think I've ever... It's like a thing. Like, declare...

Like, are people standing in line and be in like declaring things? Yeah. People be like, I have a loss. I have soil. But I literally thought they were going to be like,

you have some dirt under your shoe. You're going to have to come with me. And I'm not stealing it. I'm not stealing it. I think that's because there's like different diseases

and plants and animals carry different things. And you can't, like...

“That's how I am with police though, like, yesterday.”

I'm just walking across the street in New York City. About to surprise my friend for my birthday. Yeah. And there was, you know, sometimes police cars stop. I actually know there's like an illegal turn that people do.

And I think they were just trying to get people. But I'm immediately like, if I J walk right now, am I about to be on the news. Like, you can't go, like, right on red in New York City. Yeah, there is one of those.

But I'm not what I'm walking. And you know, like, and the cops, like, watching you. And then I'm like, how did I ever use my hands when I walk? I'm like, do I look like I'm up to something? Like, I get so in my head.

Because there's always a rule that I didn't know about

that there'll be, like, illegal. You stepped on the crack. Yeah. Anyway, I did drive. I'm not driving from the city to the Hamptons.

Oh, yes. So did you drive any of the way home or no? It was also dark. I was hammered. Have you ever driven in the dark?

No. Well, no one talks about that.

“Like, do you just go, okay, today's the day I'm driving in the dark?”

Well, it is definitely a different experience. But nowadays cars like automatically put the lights on for you. Yeah, totally. But then, but I don't, they don't automatically put like your high beams on. Sometimes you need your high beams.

Wait, do you remember like being with your parents in the car, and them complaining about people having their is it called high beams? Like they call it. The brights have you brights on? High beams.

Big disfucking guy, this is fucking brights on. Like, that's all my childhood was. This fucking guy saw this brights on. And I'm like, does no one. And he's like, oh, fuck, this dangerous is brights on.

Yeah. I used to get into a fight with my dad because in high school, my car looked like it had, like, high beams on, but it did end. And you know, like, you don't have to work the car.

And I think it's not. I think it's so annoyed. You're like, women can actually drive really well, not my best friend, but a lot of women. It's actually feminist of me not being able to drive well,

to show like, women can be multifaceted. Do you feel like you are getting better though? Oh, for sure.

It was always like mental and like a confidence thing,

because once you drive enough, you're like, oh, I'm not going to just hit a tree. Yeah, because I trust myself. You then started to get places.

“And when you get there, you don't remember how you got there,”

because you were thinking of other things while you drove there. Also, this is embarrassing, but like, it really makes me feel more adult. Like, when you never drive, you're still like, okay, where's the adult to drive me places? We're now I'm like, oh my, like, I get out of the car.

I feel like a suburban teenager. I'm like, I just got my coffee. Like, I'm independent. I, you know, I did, of course, when I was driving to my blood test or whatever. I Googled Southampton Animal Shelter.

Oh, five minutes away, going there next. I suddenly stopped. I was doing whatever I wanted. Honey, it's a freedom. Oh, also I got my food allergen results back.

Not allergic to literally anything. So it turns out just my head, just bullshit. You're just allergic to bullshit. I know what about your stomach. I'm just a nervous nally and I eat something my stomach goes.

Oh, I think I am. Frank, from the beginning of the 'Ownermen', it's a contract. It's a contract. For 10 euros, it's a contract. Ranged.

No. Frank. In the street and in the street, you can't get any money from the shop. You can't get any money from the shop.

You can't get any money from the shop. You can't get any money from the shop. You can't get any money from the shop. You can't get any money from the shop. And now the job.

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It made me think of it. And it was this girl talking about... Actually, I think she was talking about like women wanting to live a soft life.

“First, like, and she was saying how to live a soft life is like privilege.”

Whatever. That's not even like the part. But she was saying... I saw you losing it. Like, you were fighting for your life.

And I was like, she's not going to get it. It sounds like for a tongue. It's gone.

It's never going to be found.

I saw a girl talking about living life. No, no, Hannah. You're hung over, too. What did you drink yesterday? The guy was like, oh, you got salt.

And sugar with salt and sugar on it? I'm really in a space where I agreed to kick. Okay, I got it back. She was talking about how freedom really, the definition of like women having freedom is having multiple options.

And one of the things about being able to drive is at any point you can go. You can go. I'm like kids, we're getting on the bicycle. Yeah, like you need to, you need to have an exit strategy at any time.

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“You might be like them like you just don't drive.”

My mom doesn't really drive and she doesn't live in a city. And that's why it comes like home. Kim's up driving like 15 years ago. Like she'll drive if she has if she has to get someplace. But typically she's like call someone and she's like drive me.

And we do. I know plenty of people who drive that I'm like maybe we shouldn't. No and Kim is actually one of those people. And you know. Yeah.

And she knows it too. She knows it's going to save awareness. Yeah. Update from last week. Talking about the wiggles.

Yes. Apparently there's a hot wiggle. His name is John. Okay. I can tell he's he's tiny.

But he's cute. He has a full family like a kid and a mom. I don't know why. And he. He does like he has his own like wiggles page where he's like for the kid.

And he has another page where it's like does hot stuff. So he lives like a double life of like in the thought. John. And like hot dad like he's like move my son. And he's like tattoos and stuff.

And he can't do that. And the other one's like. I can't do an Australian accent. But he's like. Outback style.

He's like. He's like. He's like. What's his wife like? I think she's like very normal cool.

She's not a wiggle. So he. He married outside of the wiggles community. Like a community. In another life.

I was a wiggle. I would love to be like. I looked at their concerts. It's fucking crazy. The wiggles have really evolved.

It's like. I mean I almost don't know what you're talking about. A wiggles concert. Like is all these toddlers. Using their fucking mind while the wiggles are like throwing props around and dancing and singing.

Like it's the most fun concert I've seen in a long time. You know who's past? Blue's close. He's probably like going to say it's. I put it in the time.

I put it in the work. And I can't believe there's wiggles. Full on wiggles. Concerts and like spin. I can't believe the show's still even on.

Okay. I want to produce a documentary series. That finds all those people from our childhood.

“Do you remember like Miranda and the big clock or whatever?”

Yeah. So it feels like a drug trip. I'm like I see a blue sofa. Yeah. We talked about this one time.

Yeah. Big comfy couch. Yes. Let's see from Blue's close. I want to know everything about like how their life went and where they are now.

We remember.

They were going to do a part two of that Nickelodeon documentary and then they never did.

Someone put the Kavash on it. No. I need the part two of that doc. No. Yeah.

That was super upsetting. I all know is shout out Raven Simone. I'm obsessed with her. She's like low key the reason I got into comedy. Wait.

I was just going to say that I've seen a lot of her podcast clips and she's very fun. She's amazing. Yeah. They're doing I think of that so Raven reboot and I'm kind of up. I didn't hear that.

I mean, everyone's going to the Lizzie McGuire concert. Oh. Did you know that Lizzie McGuire doesn't talk to her sister? I did my Hillary Duff for Lizzie McGuire. Same thing.

Oh. Same thing.

“Like her not her sister on the show or her real life sister.”

Yes. Wait. We didn't talk about Sterling Point. It's on Amazon. What's what's a Sterling Point?

It sounds like a guy who bullied me in high school. Sterling Point? It's scripted. It's set in Canada. It's set on this like gorgeous lake.

And the main girl is literally Anne Hathaway's daughter. She actually played Anne Hathaway's daughter and another movie. But I can't think of it. Oh, no. I love her.

It's a period piece because it's in Canada. She's kind of. She's so beautiful. Oh, it's already dead. Is it?

It says wrong. Oh, no. That was something else. No. It's off campus.

No. It's like a high school. Like they're 17.

I love it.

The second is in high school.

I'm like, I can't.

“All I think about when I watch these high school dramas is my mother didn't let me out of the house.”

How are you guys running around doing all these things? Like experiencing all this mischief. But I love it. I love a high school. Maybe it's like Canadian thing because there's like wilderness.

It's just so funny. My mom was like, please go to the party. Please go out and have some fun tonight. I'm like, I've been next to my mom. I'm so cute.

I would be like, if I go out and I come home at this time. I could sleep for four hours. Also, I received backlash last episode because I'm normally full of positivity in life and light and laughter.

But I had some critiques on the first episode of Furious.

I mean, the first half of Furious. Yes. People were, they were like, how many you lost the pot? Like, it's a great show. It's a great show.

Do you have an update of how you recently felt about it? Okay. Well, I just watched the fifth episode and there is a part that is very realistic though in life because she does like go back to her abuser. And so I made me upset.

Okay. That's where they took it. But I still stick by that I loved that show. I didn't go to the point where she had an abuser. You didn't watch the show.

And then you're coming and we've given you this platform and this forum to speak positivity

into the world and make a real change in the lives of women.

And you come on this platform and you abuse it. Okay. Let's go through the A-word around that all the time. And no, let's not. That's actually, if it is a story regarding abuse and stuff,

“I think it's important and should be watched.”

It is. It is a story regarding abuse. It's not just hers. It's the larger picture is about human trafficking. Okay. So, do you want to dial it back?

Okay. I apologize to you. Watch it with a man because they like aren't watching the same things we are. They're not experiencing it the same way we are. Yeah.

Give it a go. I also have yet to also delve into the Lindsey Clancy trial. But I have been getting messages to raise awareness about postpartum depression. And how badly hers was handled. Because it's not like it's a woman that it was like she didn't ask for help.

She didn't. She went to so many doctors. She was on so much medicine. It was insane. Oh, God.

“I also, it's not the first story of a woman accused of killing her kids.”

Of postpartum depression. By the way, this is how we like to end the pod. In the door kids. That is point. Again, it's only up from here for your day.

Exactly. Exactly. Because life is about perspective. We have the weekend ahead of us. We've, oh my God.

Yeah. I have a wedding this weekend. And the Daphne fall photo shoot is actually tomorrow. So I'm very excited. So exciting.

I can't wait to see what everything looks like. And we love you guys. Thank you for getting with us. And we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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