Giggling about testosterone, mullets, and spray tans

- That gives me... - Gary, fix your Wi-Fi.

“- Man, if that's true, we can't be managed.”

(laughing)

- I mean, the day just got away from me.

- Can I just say... - What happened to Hello? How are you? - How are you? - My Galileo Giglors.

- Thank you, now proceed. - I just want to give a shout out to LastPod. We started off with a news alert. - Yeah. - What was crazy is we had finished recording.

We put our podcast equipment down, and the video was just playing. - And we're just chatting. - We're just chatting, and I told Grace, like, can you just cut that into a clip?

And, you know, it's crazy. You couldn't tell if we were podcasting or not, 'cause we're the same. Like, I had something to be said about, like, our friendship. - Can I tell you what I'm actually most pissed about

in that situation? The engagement, us weekly, got from the gig.

- I can't wait for the follow-up about my UTIs.

(laughing) - They're gonna be in a staff meeting

“and be like, number one article this week,”

page the Sorbo's UTI. - My comic got 17,000 likes. Even when I say something funny, I can't get that many likes. (laughing)

And you wanna know what's pissing me off, the most about it was I was waiting until this episode to bring up that I went past my four month mark and have not gotten a UTI.

But I don't want to be raining a follow-up. - I think it deserves a follow-up, 'cause people are hanging on the edge of their seats right now about your UTIs. And if you're gonna live or die,

also, a weekly, we have to next time tell the gig was not to comment on their stuff, 'cause it's like, not only boosts the board bad behavior. - No, you can't, I'm like guys. - Can anyone like sleuthers see if page, actually?

This is the problem. I can't tell if you're right or not 'cause you've lied since and told me you have a UTI about certain times. You literally this week lied to someone about a migraine.

- Oh yeah, I felt like I'm coming on. I, how did you know about that? - Wait, I don't know everything. - I have eyes everywhere. I have eyes everywhere.

- That actually wasn't a lie. I got off my flight and I was like my head hurts. - There was a chance of migraine. (laughing) - I'm told you about that little lesson.

- When anything happens to you. - I know you. - I know everything happens to you, they assume I either know I'm in on it or should know. So anyway, you're not alone in this life.

- Oh my God, can't a girl just get a migraine months and a while, you know? - I was left to set the stage for the gigless at the scene. It's 10 PM. I'm in my Daphne, no pants ready to go to bed,

did get a spray tan, so I'm feeling myself. But Paige's in full glam had a full day in Hollywood doing a Hollywood thing. - I'm in my full Daphne. I got a spray tan yesterday.

- Yours is a little darker than mine. - Okay, so I went a little dark because I was a guest to last till Sunday. I'm obsessed with this woman. She was an artist.

She wasn't a spray tan person. She was an artist. - And as a spray tan artist, it takes one to no one. - It takes one to no one. - Game's the same.

- He said to me at the end, look, a lot of girls don't like to like sit in it anymore because they're used to like the quick ones. And I'm like, I love marinating. And she's like 8 to 10 hours and I said, honey,

I love laying in bed for 8 to 10 hours. I got you. - So what made her, what differentiated her? - Mixed in up her own stuff. - Okay.

- No, just showing a bottle in there. Mixed in up her own stuff. And then her technique was, it was a ballet. - It was truly, it was all the same. - You also love a soft touch.

- You love a soft touch. - I love a soft touch. She was like, also, I feel no pain when it comes to beauty. Like she's like, it's really cold.

“And I'm like, literally, do whatever you need to do.”

- Mm-hmm. - Well, I had my Americas next up model week. - Where? - I got it. - Okay.

- It's like, this is a normal week for me. - This is, yeah, this is your days off. - Yeah. - This is my hobby. - Page, this is so me.

So I'm walking trying to find this facial place. And as you know, I just googled, and I liked the photo of some place. And these Googlers stopped me. They said, Hannah, what are you doing?

'Cause I was just lost on a corner. Normally people see me, I'm doing something weird. I was literally like, turning around loss. And they're like, what are you looking for? And I'm like, I'm trying to find this place.

And they're like, oh, are you going to this facialist?

And I'm like, never heard of them before.

And they're like, where the best you should have. And I'm like, we should have told me before I booked this. - Yeah. - So I get to the place. It's locked.

No one's there.

She ends up texting me and arrives to open the place.

And I'm like, okay, this is, okay.

“- I think we're gonna get to the worm, okay.”

We're gonna get to the worm. - This was, this was 5pm. - But I'm okay. (laughing) I got Derma Plane, she did cut me a little.

- Okay. - By the nose, but I assume that's a risk that you take whenever you get Derma Plane. (laughing) - Maybe, then I go to get my nails done.

When I tell you, it was like an SNL sketch. She looks, I mean, she goes, you have a lot of skin. I thought I've hit every insecurity a person could have. She was like, what does that mean?

I have a lot of skin. - Wait, what does that mean? - I feel like she was taking out the cuticles, and I guess it was like taking forever. - Okay.

- I don't know what the, I didn't have a follow-up. - That's right. - As you do. (laughing) - What did you say?

- I said, I am so sorry, Miss. - You're like, I got it from my dad, I don't know. - And then you know I hate, like, getting stuff done. So she was like, do you wanna pet a care and you know that I need a pet a care,

but you know that I don't want to sit for a pet a care. So I was like, oh no, thank you, I don't have time. But she was, you could tell she wanted me to do more things. So then she started being like, chin wax. I was like, okay, man.

(laughing) - And she said, I wrote, why don't you know what? - I want, I want, I want who's ever performing something on me to have no boundaries. - Yes, like she was like, look at me up and down,

being like, you can't leave here. We have worked to do.

“And I guess I think you would know thank you, noted.”

But then I got Derma Planned and she got my beard off. And then I got to spray tan. And I leave tomorrow morning for Toronto. And we pray. - Yeah, I was just gonna say I'm worth hanging our prayers.

- But I was gonna say I feel a lot less stress

because the first Netflix special was the unknown.

I didn't know what I signed up for, I was scared. Now, I've been in Hollywood baby. I've been in this business. - We're both taking bait of blockers this weekend. Most of them. - Yeah.

- You can't help but the adrenaline to start pumping. - Right. - I'm excited. Anyway, how was LA? - LA.

I did something real, I hate that I'm even gonna say this. I did something really cool today but I can't say what it was and I can say in like a couple of weeks. - I hate when people say that. - But let me just put like a top line on it.

It was my dream. You want to know what? Where I went, my phone was taped. So I couldn't take any pictures or anything. And I looked at everyone with me

and I was like, guys, have we ever been more in the moment than we are right now? Like it actually was so nice because none of us had our phones. And so we were all just like looking at each other.

Like this is crazy. Like I can't believe we're doing this. - It was like a so-called train. - Yeah, it was a literal field trip and like Ms. Frisol was there.

Like it was so much fun.

- Speaking of third grade, I was getting DM

saying that people were making fun of you because you said, remember when we learned the alphabet. - Hi, no. - They were like, oh, it made all school pink. Guys, you know what the fuck I meant.

Okay, get the hell out of my DMs to that bullshit. - My worked up to, I'm worked up tonight. - Ooh, yes, go off. - Okay, last time we recorded, when we were talking about like the hockey thing,

I hadn't really seen the full video. Like I saw like a clip of it. Like I knew it was going on but I didn't like really, really know until you were like, and you just grabbed all our sports trusts.

(laughing) - I'm on the ground. - Now the aftermath of the men, first of all, no men should be making videos. - A videos are for girls.

- TikTok is for girls. - The men making videos being like, you guys are overreacting. - You know what it also is? It's literally just, I had to be like the paid Cherokee

but it's a bunch of men being like, girls have kudies, let's not invite the girls, and then all of the men just hang out together, being like sucking each other's dick, like it's either so scared of women being good at something.

- It's also so funny that they're so dumb to not even understand the nuance of it. Like they're a bottle being like, but the men like publicly were so, like they went to the girls' games

and they were so supportive. And we're like, right, that's the fucking point that we're trying to make. Publicly, you thought that that was okay but behind closed doors.

So all your public shit negated it. Like we only care about gay hockey players, which I'm sure half of you are. Like that's why you're so mad at us. - Yeah, I don't know if you saw clips of like,

“wait, and never did I think that Flavoflave”

was gonna be one of the number one feminists and the year 2026, I mean, what's happening?

- Do you know, I lean goo the skier? - I don't. - She's like a super model. She's like a super, you love her. She looks like a super model.

- Is it a girl that's like 22 years old and it's like so fucking scared.

“- Yes, and like, and they're talking, yeah.”

- She's talking about neuroplasticity and the guy's like, what does make bad jokes? - Also, look, I'm the first one who loves a joke. Not a good joke. It's like we're not in elementary school,

like let's not avoid the girls. Like, good one. - It's also like good guys. It took you 40 years, your losers. - Like, I was talking to a guy about this

and he was like, well, I don't know if you understand that like, it's like a big game 'cause it's 40 years. I'm like, do I understand that they've sucked for 40 years? No, I get that.

I'm like, I get it. - As we're seeing in a lot of these sports,

I always say like, I'm not saying men and women

are the same. They're different. And that's okay, but they should be treated with equal respect. And different, sometimes means

that people enjoy watching women's sports more. For example, some people love watching women's tennis more than men's tennis 'cause it's more complicated in terms of strategy 'cause their serves aren't as big. So it's not just holding serve,

with girls' tennis crazier stuff happens. It's more entertaining. There's longer points. And like, women's golf, people like to see, they're just like so many different things.

And women's basketball also. There's reasons people like it more. And as we're getting more visibility, the member will watch out, the better watch out. - So you have a fucking mom.

Call your mom and say this. - But this is the thing, I'm so sick of these men being like, I didn't know, and then I heard of daughter. - You shouldn't have to have a fucking daughter. - Oh girl.

- That is so annoying. - And also, I personally like a lot of these athlete men. Not good people and I've heard a lot of women. And I'm not gonna match generalizing, but raise your hand if you've been personally victimized.

- Also not to take this to a serious note, but the whole not all men. I don't have a single friend. I do not have one single female friend who has not been in a situation where a man either

inappropriately touched her, did something to her. - I'm getting a spray tan. And the woman's telling me how she had a leave her last job 'cause the guy was hitting on her and she didn't hit on him back and she couldn't tell his boss

'cause the boss was creepier than him. And it's so crazy you said that, because yes, some guy, there was a podcast going around. And the guy was like, yeah, I got broken-hearted.

“What's the worst thing that happened to you”

and the girl was like, I was assaulted. And the girl next to her goes, so was I. - One time I was in college and I went to this job interview for like an internship and the boss of like, it was at a new station. Like this was like a local fucking new station.

And the head of the head of the news, I had to meet with the director, what I'm around him, no one is goddamn title us. He made me so uncomfortable that I walked out was in the parking lot, started crying, called my mom,

immediately drove to school when into my professors' office to like sets up all the interviews, told, it was like, God, it was a woman, told her what happened. She immediately got up on the phone, called him

and was like, our school will never participate

in any of your internships moving forward, like you're done. 'Cause I was like, I don't want any girl ever going and working there. And then while I'm in the interview, mind you,

I'm like 19 years old. When I'm in the interview, one of the male news anchors, Facebook messages me, I really hope you work here.

“I was like, yo, what the fuck goes on at this new station?”

It was, and this was in my hometown. Like, I was so uncomfortable. I ended up going and working at a different new station. - But that's a great example of like an environment that they're creating, that it's okay

for men to act like that. - Yeah. - And that was literally what we're watching on TV, a bunch of men just being like, who gives a fuck if the women feel disrespected,

who gives a fuck if they're the butt of the joke. We don't give a fuck.

- And that was my first time ever having that happen

with a man in the workplace. Then I went to New York City and the guy threw his keys on me. But I digress, you know that was like. - Honestly, we're not even gonna get,

we'll get to our super traumatic story as another day. We're trying to, it's Friday. - It's Friday. - It's Thursday. - But I was like, no, I actually will say this made me really, really be so excited

to raise a son, like beyond excited. 'Cause I'm like, oh, this generation like us being moms and having sons, that's it, we're done. Like it's over.

like girls aren't as good.

Like it's really what it is is

“the men see us as like second class citizens.”

Like they do not see us as equal, none of them. They don't. It's anyway, so what more thing about the men? - Who the fuck told you guys that you're good looking enough to have a goddamn bullet, enough.

- Enough. - Well, they're overcompensating. - You look like the men. - You look like the men. - You look like rats. - The milk guys are just trying to distract from something.

Either a bad personality, bad things they're doing, that they don't want you to see. They're like, look, I'm silly, I have a bullet while they're like literally being the worst person

in the world. - It's just like, it's also just like disgusting. - Yeah. - Like you have to stupid. - But again, that's for other men. They get milit for other men, which I know what is.

It's like a weird peacocking like symbol. - Way, men love like impressing others. - In each other's and it's so freaking weird. - But I do have to say, I thought that this generation

of Gen Z boys was gonna be amazing

“'cause the millennials, we had such a strong,”

well, it's backfired 'cause they think the women are like trying to take their jobs, where it's like, don't try to take your job. You gotta go to college first to get a job. You gotta talk to people to get a job.

- The men are dropping out of college at an egregious rate, it's insane. - 'Cause they just wanted hand it to them. And the girls, we've just been taught to work hard if we want to make our dreams come true.

So anyway, I digress, speaking of men. - I'm like a really, I've been a really man. - You're a jackdog right now. - Speaking of men, I was in the same Louis. When I tell you, there's two men who were so handsome

in the second row of my show, you can tell there's six, three. - You can tell a strong torso. - I can tell that these women stand up and it's gonna be like, I know. I can know a lot of torso from a mile away.

- And these men, they are shoulders jacked and they are chiseled jaw lines. And this is Missouri, so they're just wearing normal Midwest clothes. - Yeah.

- And I'm so fucking full of myself. I'm like, okay, the two hottest men in Missouri were like, we have to go see the hand-of-burner show. And I would have called them out in the beginning, but they're so hot, I was like,

didn't wanna get no-- - I'm angry. - I got nervous, I did. I did. I was like, big, you've staring at me, this is crazy. There's so many.

- They're obsessed. - Like the whole show, staring at me.

And then towards the end, I finally am like, look,

I have to say it, everyone feels weird. Why are you two sitting next to each other? 'Cause you know, we don't like when two men sit next to each other at the show, they form alliances, it makes people uncomfortable.

And they just are looking at me, stern, handsome, gorgeous. And I go, you two better be fucking each other. - And they both are like, we are, oh, thank God. - They look like the two football players in a rom-com that are just like the stars of the football team,

sitting next to each other, googly, I over me. And I said, thank you for coming to my show. How'd you guys meet? And they were like, at the gym. And I was like, I know your bodies are gorgeous.

I can tell under your shirt. And I said, how did you approach each other in the locker room? And they were like, I gave him a look. And I realized, straight girls are not aware

of the gay look that is random, rampant, rampant. So you can see when they, the look happens. - I feel like no, Hannah, this is not even just in my imagination. I feel like I've watched straight guys do it.

Or I'm like, tell other gay men. - Yeah. - 'Cause there's a look they give, which is big, like straight girls, you don't, we don't have it in our repertoire.

Like, will I fuck, but like, there's a whole different gay male gaze that they communicate with each other on a different way.

“- Well, because I think that they do it quicker”

than a straight girl and a straight guy. Like, I fucking, because-- - Well, they had to. - There's a side and-- - Yeah, that have to be like DL.

That it's so quick. I was in a situation one time and I was like convinced that the guy I was dating was like, making out, I can't even get into it. I actually can't even, because you know what?

What's wrong with me? That I was like, that's fine. (laughing) And that's okay, like, and I'll stay. - That's actually a great question.

- That's right, like, that's great. You know, I think it was like, I was just so emotionally unavailable, but I wouldn't admit it. - But you know what, I get so many messages from girls

who were like, I hate him. He's mean to me. I don't like his friends. Like, give me all these reasons and then they're like, should I break up?

I'm like, you've given me no pros in this list, you've given me that. - I'm like, okay, so he murdered my dog, but like, he was old. (laughing)

- Yes, my titties are in his car. - I was gonna say this is like,

the first time I've been away from Kitty in a while.

- Oh, babe, I'm sorry. - And I'm doing okay, but Kitty is coming up. - You know, Kitty has wreaked havoc for two days straight because she's like, where the fuck is my mom? (laughing)

And I know that she's wreaking havoc because I know her type of revenge and it's all shit in your bed. Oh, shit in your bed until my mom comes home. - Cats take on their owner's personality.

She has Sicilian revenge.

“- She's very vengeful, low-key prod of her.”

I'm like, yeah, make your mark girl, let it be known that you're pissed. - I'm like, I wish I could text her and be like, I'll be home in five days. - I try to face time her, but no,

like, I feel so bad for Kitty. Maybe I'll go over and see her, but I have to go to Toronto. The mom is, both are mom's are working. - You know what's funny, too, is like, my cat's name is Kitty.

Like, everyone that comes over and knows Daphne, like, well, be like, what's up, Kitty? - You talk about her calling her Daphne, but to her face, you call her Kitty. - Kitty, well, yeah, that's her government name is Daphne.

- But I'd always be sleeping.

- Listening to us, my favorite thing about cats and I saw this meme recently, and it's so fucking true, is dogs will be like, what are we doing? Where are we going? What are we doing?

Like, following you around, where cats just happen to be in the same room as you all the time.

“- No, Kitty's always like, oh, I didn't know you were in the bedroom.”

- I just thought my better sleeping on the bed next to me, but she was sleeping on the couch a second ago. She just happened, they're just the best. - I wish we could see an actual stat, like a real number of how many girls have gotten cats

because of this podcast. - I mean, it's got to be over, it's got to be over 150. - There's been a beta blocker and feline adoption rates like in 2025. - No, the feline rate is.

- What did I say, feline rate? - What did I love that? - Also, did you see Benny Blanco? - What do you do? - So he's launching a podcast,

coming for our jobs. - I am super with the co-hosts. - I actually don't know those details, but there's a guy going around of him, he has no shoes on, which like whatever,

like get your views, he's barefoot, but the bottom of his feet are like black, and then he like farts on Selena Gomez's couch. So there's just like a clip going viral being like Benny's dirty and farting,

so he was killed. - Hey, remember, wait a minute.

“Wait a minute, I think you don't even go,”

you'll get upset. - Coming for your brand. - Second of all. - We don't know, I was like, okay, he was in a one-up list of giggles.

- He's gone, you're like trying to grow on a cloud. - Yeah, when you say farted on the couch, like they're recording the pod. - Yeah, he was like kind of microphone pick up this, and he went out of fart,

that was actually so dainty and high pitched, I got the egg. If you're gonna fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, like a grown-up, okay? Like fart, like you ate a full meal, don't fart like my cat. - Bottily functions, it's natural, it's human,

- The fart was part of it. - The fart was part about it. - The feet being dirty, that's disgusting. - Well, this is the thing. We all know that he has trillions of dollars.

There's no excuse. And even if your feet are dirty, put on a flip-flop. - No, just go in the shower, run the water. And it'll literally, it'll literally,

it was just an old just going viral, but they're all selling times. - If I'm, I mean, if I'm like in my apartment, like I don't care, whatever. But if I walk,

I'm not really walking anywhere bare feet. But like in the summer, if I'm going outside, and I'm like outside, and like whatever, and I come back into my house, or like, - If I ever went outside.

- If I like enjoyed nature for a minute, and I came back inside, before I get in my bed, I'm rinsing my feet, even if I'm not showering,

even if I've shower, - That full shower, always.

If I spill, if I spill ketchup on my knee, I'm taking a full shower. If I could ketchup behind my fingernails, I'm taking a full shower. - Yeah, I don't want to see this clip, actually.

- I think she's not a gasp. I think she's like, yeah, I didn't, I didn't marry this guy, 'cause he was clean. - Right. - He never tricked her, and like he was like Glen Powell,

- I've had multiple boyfriend who will not fart in front of me. - Page, I am so sorry, that is gay. (laughing) - That is, they're not establishing dominance.

“A man flirting is the only way he establishes his dominance,”

but you know how I respond stronger. - I'm almost like, is it me? - You make him so anxious, he can't fart. - Do I make them so nervous that they're like, - The blood holes are like, oh, yeah.

(laughing)

- That's actually, she'll leave, she'll never talk to me again.

- I'm like, whatever, when we've been in the green room and you know I have my nervous poops, and then you have to go the bathroom and you get upset, that's some of my biggest joy is watching you get worked up. (laughing)

- Sometimes you, no, because Hannah, there's so many situations where you fully hotboxed me. And I'm like, you didn't have to do this, Jim. (laughing) - You're like a mid-pack attack.

(laughing) - And I'm like, you just farted in my mouth. (laughing) And like, did you have to read those? - I'm like, I'm trying to distract you.

(laughing) - Um, Kim Kardashian, lazy, never works. - Yeah. - Put out an energy drink. Where does she find the time?

- Now, wait, where does she find the time? - But it got me thinking. 'Cause I feel like everyone has an energy drink nowadays. We should come out of the sleepy drink. - Or we put out an energy drink, but for girls who like,

you don't actually want too much energy. You just want enough to like get out of your depression, but you don't want too much that you're like jittery. So it's just called like a little bit energy. (laughing)

- Small bit.

“- Oh, see, I think we should come out with a drink”

that makes you fully combate host. - I know, but like a little bit of energy. - Like a liquid melatonin. - I know, but someone, you know, like sleep drinks were really in for a while.

They're like, this is my drink, basically.

But I have, I have. - Oh, like sleepy, oh, because people were putting like magnetism in it. - That's just, every once in a while will do that. I would say like once a week I have magnesium in a drink.

- I put on the golf channel, and I listen to them go. - Yeah, that'll get you right. - Jim, we're approaching the fourth teeth. - You're a little bit of a little bit. - It's pretty funny because you love your grandpa so much.

You are my grandpa. (laughing) Like I don't have a grandpa. I haven't had a grandpa since I was four years old, but if I had to think of what a grandpa would be.

Like right now, it's you for me. You're like, hey, do you want to go to the US Open? I'm like, not really, but okay. I'll go because you like it. - I don't want to have some jokes.

- Yeah, we're like, I could teach you tennis. I'm like, oh, okay, I like grandpa. (laughing) - And then I'm like, watch me play some tennis here. - Yeah. (laughing)

- No, literally watching, you like, no. I'm actually not gonna talk bad about that because I love watching you play tennis because I love sitting. - It's my art.

- Yeah, I'm like, look at her, I think it's actually the prettiest I ever am when I'm playing tennis. It's like the one time I look put together. - No, you're a ballerina. You're not a ballerina. - You're not a ballerina.

- It is performance art. - It's a choreography. - I don't want to bring this up 'cause it's upsetting, but I'm gonna bring it up. Have you seen all the punch, the monkey stuff?

- Yeah. - Why are you putting this footage out? Like, I can't handle it emotionally. - They're distracting us from all the other fucked up shit that's going on.

- Did you see the new white lotus cast announcement? - No, I did it. - So what's crazy about it is somehow every season, they literally cast the exact same people but different fonts.

- Wait, I'm gonna look it up right now. - Which makes me, you kinda like it 'cause it's like a formula, but I'm like, how did he find the perfect person who's just living in this event now?

- Season four, like four.

- Helena, I never know how to say your name.

Helena, Bonham Carter. - She's just perfect for whatever he's putting her. - Yeah. - Whatever her role is, it's gonna be perfect. - Perfect. - Exactly.

- AJ, Macalla. - Is that? - Oh, yeah. - Allian AJ, it's AJ. - Yeah.

- Oh my god, good for her. She's perfect 'cause she reminds me, they all just, they fit perfectly. Then there's always like Steve Cougan, he's definitely European,

that's not an American-looking man. - Yes, I've seen him. - British, so they always need like a British guy. - He's in that, he's in a well-ferral

“and Mark Wahlberg movie that's what I know him from.”

And Ari Greiner, I know her, what is she from? There's something I know her from. - And then Alexander Ludwig, Ludwig, I don't know how they say it,

it's just like the classic Hawkeye. I'm Ari Greiner, she changes her hair color a lot.

- She's in. - Yes, I'm used to her being blonde,

that's what it is. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow, this is gonna be so good. - So we're locked in, I do have to say, remember like, oh, people who are on realityV

and like, hooves gone on to be successful. Shout out to Mike White. - Mike, fucking white. - Okay. - Put some respect on his name. - Okay, there's hope for us yet.

- There's so much. (both laughing) - Oh, so there was a blizzard in New York City this last weekend. And people were upset that they're still making the news people go into the blizzard to be like,

hey, there's blizzard in them to get in the face with like, perfect course as a journalist, what is your name? So you don't think they could just be by window, be like, hey, yeah, there's a blizzard.

- Look, in college, I quickly learned meteorology wasn't for me. Sorry they didn't do the same. Get your ass out in that goddamn room. - No, what do you want?

- I'm still working these days. - Nobody wants to work these days.

“- How do I know it's windy unless I see your jacket moving?”

(both laughing) - Okay, you're ass on the streets and give us some infield reporting. This is not a remote job, but also like, they could just now, honestly,

who are ready on the street, like there's no reason. - They gotta shut the conditions. Look, that's the number one reality TV show out there. It's the goddamn local news. - Well, they realized the ratings go up

when you like chuck a guy in a suit in a middle of a hurricane and see a few clothes. - Oh, see it. (both laughing) - Yeah, people, I'm gonna see what's going on out there.

- Give the people, I'm here for people in the news reporters in the hurricanes. - Okay. - As long as they get out safely, obviously, and they don't push it to the limit,

but like, you know, give us a good time. - Give us one hit. You can give us one news hit. I don't need you out there all night. Just give us one hit of what, from your perspective,

what's it like in the trenches of it? - What about when it's raining?

“- To get in umbrella, that's why they invented them.”

- But not girls. - No. - Not girls. - No, because they were all saying they're like, yeah, if they want to say in the studio,

they can stay in the studio. - If it's a little humid, she shouldn't have to go outside because then her hair could get kind of like fuzzy, enough fuzzy. What is it called?

- Staticy. - Yeah, I was just gonna say something now, I forgot. - Oh, speaking of hair, I looked up the ice skater. 'Cause when you said that, like, oh, she has like, hey, loads in her hair, I don't know what I was like,

expect to. - That's what the Genzi's called it. - Yeah, and then I looked it up. - It actually looked so cool when she had it in a pony when she was doing her routine.

- Well, I think she put it in a bun out of like, kind of a respect thing to be like, okay, I'm not gonna die it back, but I'll put it in a bun. - Just get it. - And then we deducted for it?

- I don't know, but you know what I do know, they all do their own makeup. - Really? - When I watch the documentary, they're all, like, like us before a show,

just when I'm on the road, just in the mirror of the hotel room, putting on their makeup. And I'm like, they should have to worry about glam. - I was seeing, they were talking about this

about traders too, that they all do their own glam. - That's, I don't know if I believe that. - I mean, more of Higgins? - Her glam? - No, she was like, she was doing her own beat for her.

And I think she was wearing wigs. - Yeah.

- Because she was always like,

had different hair styles and like, would have a hat on. So, which is actually so fucking smart of her because that's it, like, the hair is done. You just have to, like, put it on your head. - You're so right and she threw a hat on.

- Yeah. - But not all of us can pull off a hat, especially like, the wild hat, how early were they getting up to like, do glam and then start? - I literally, it's intense.

What never want to do that. - It's two weeks. It's like, do it two weeks and then you're done. It's not like a six month event. One of the girls Natalie, everyone's making fun

of her for her outfit. So obviously I sympathize. - And not for, from what? - Oh, from traders. - Well, she's, it's funny 'cause they'll be getting breakfast

and she'll walk in just with, like, about a ton. - A body contrast or she looks like she's like a female wrestler. She's also like, a weight lifter. So she's, you could tell, like, she's not normally wearing these fancy clothes.

She's basically dressing her,

she thought she should, and everyone's making fun of her, whatever. So she says, man, she's like me. She's like, I wish I hired a stylist, but like, she's like, I'm from Survivor.

We just had to show up and survive. Like, I didn't know this was a fashion walk,

“but the truth is, this traders is kind of a fashion show.”

- Well, it's also like, people are just so mean to women. It's like crazy.

watch the show, if you feel comfortable enough going with her name, Danielle. - Natalie. - Natalie, if you feel comfortable enough going on Natalie's Instagram and commenting your outfit sucks, get a life.

- She's also like gorgeous and so strong

and just like an amazing personality.

- Yep, sure. - People lovely. She's also classic, this is, ooh, okay, this is where the traders is funny. When you're a woman on the traders, if you're loud, people are like,

she's a crazy bitch, I don't trust her, but if you're a loud man, you're assertive. He's, everyone listens to him. We're like, Natalie was loud and everyone's like, she's a villain schemer.

(both laughing) And then when the girls are quiet, it's like, they think they're up to something, but when a man is quiet, he's just smart. - They had a literal kidnapper on the cast.

Like, check the trunk of that guy's car. What are we talking about? Are you kidding? Like, God forbid she wore a strapless shirt to breakfast. This guy could be murdering people.

- I watched RuPaul's Drag Race now. I finished he's in 12 and now I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, he's in seven. - Why are you going in such a weird order? - Great question.

“I don't know, I think, 'cause I, I don't know.”

- I'm sure the gigglers can tell you because like when I first started love Island, many, many moons ago, I was told like, started season two and then got, you know, so I'm sure the gigglers can give you

like the best seasons. - I think five and six are the best.

I also tricksy and katia have like an amazing podcast,

so I want to see their season. - Wait, actually, tell me what season that is because I am obsessed with their clips. - Really? - I see if we were gay men.

- No, I, well, I was a gay man. - I feel like I'm M1 right now. - 'Cause I feel like you're obsessed with your own, but yet I love glam. - Wait.

- Wait, I was gonna pitch this to you off the pod by being some perfect time. - Great. - To do Hannah and Paige do drag. - Yeah.

- And we have to get drag queens to put us in full drag, outfit, walk, lip sync. (laughing) - I fear I'm gonna love it. No, I fear, like, that is who I am now.

- Can I ask the hardest question? - I've ever asked the hardest part, okay. - Who do you think is more testosterone? Me or you? - Okay, actually, because, like, I've been,

wait, because I had, when I froze my eggs, you have to get your blood tested.

“Well, you have to do it like every other day”

when you're getting freezing your eggs, but you go in for like your initial blood test. And I, that's why my doctor, like originally thought I had PCOS because I had so much testosterone. - Yeah, you never said.

- I'm tired. - And you were kind to estrogen test. (laughing) - I'm no better than a man. - No, no better than a man.

(laughing) - No, I'm feeling, no, I see it's definitely a bad question. - You have to. - You have to. - You have to.

(laughing) - You would slap my ass for no reason. (laughing) - Someone cheated on me in the fifth grade and I never got over it.

- Okay, that's why I am the way that I am. Have some compassion. (laughing) - No, I'm not. - Did you get tested after the egg retrieval

and you've balanced a little? - No, so then when I was doing my egg retrieval and they were giving me like more like way more than I should be having I was like leveled out. - I was like, I actually was obsessed

with you during your egg retrieval. You were a person who said I was, I was a joy. I was pleasure to have around. - You were a pleasure in class, truly a pleasure. - You had an empty, you were asking people questions.

- I was helping old ladies across the street. Like I was doing the most. - You were picking up litter. - They immediately took those eggs out of me and I was like, fuck you, fuck your mom.

I was like your dad.

“- Like I was, no, and did I ever go like a check-to-after?”

- No, I definitely am still. But I will say after I froze my eggs,

my period has never been more regular.

- That's amazing. - So I think maybe like it did even me out a little bit. - Like some people will tell girls like you're in your masculine energy, you're not gonna find a man. What do you think about that?

- Hannah, that's an amazing question and I have an amazing answer. Being feminine is very different than being, I don't even wanna say the word submissive because I feel like that's like almost a little bit harsh.

- No, but submissive is kind of like the traditional. - When you're in a relationship with a man,

but I would say being like nurturing or like being soft

“or like being like, oh yeah, like whatever.”

I guess like a form of submissive is not a personality trait. It's like a response to how you treat me. - So like I've had so many boyfriends where I'm like, okay, and now I guess I'm a fucking man because I have to be in charge of all this goddamn bullshit.

Where like, then you're getting relationships with men and I'm like, I'm so silly and I'm like, wait, what if we like stayed up late and like talked about everything? And that is just like a response to how that man makes you feel.

It's a response level to your security. So like, yeah, I have been in certain relationships and I'm like, I'm so fucking masculine right now. Yes, but is it because of me? No.

- I hate to say it. That's literally exactly what I was gonna say. 'Cause I've been told in the past like, oh, you're in your masculine energy, whatever. And I'm like, yeah, 'cause I have to.

- 'Cause I have to be. That's like a fight or flight. - Yes. - If you feel like you're in your masculine energy, it's because you're in fight or flight.

- Also, I love being in full, whatever masculine energy is. And I put the inquitations 'cause it's just society telling you that being a business my dad is like masculine, but I'll be on like some call.

- I know my man who are, I've watched business fail, I fail and I'm like, what? - Go back to college, honey. Yeah, obviously, missed a class. Like, I know more horrible business men

than I do business women.

I know a ton of amazing business women.

- That was crazy. I was looking at like businesses, like, and just like, which ones are up and coming that I want to like follow. I'm obsessed with like foods and stuff,

like I look like an a new food that gets invented. - Yeah, like my girl, like the girl that has freestyle olives. - Yes, I love them. - I found them years ago and I'm just like,

fuck yeah, I love supporting that girl. - But I feel like I would wanna be a part of a business that a woman was running 'cause I'm like, she's not gonna let it die. She is going to mother and nurture and care

and be detailed oriented. Where the man, I'm like, I feel like he's cheating me. - Yeah, he's like, he could get a fast woman. - Any, he could leave in the middle of the night. - I'm like, double check the numbers.

I don't trust him. (laughs) But you know, it's so true. Be yourself and then the right guy puts you in that place.

You can't help but be like feeling cute around him. If a guy makes you feel like big, serious around him, that's not your man. - No, that's not your man.

“If you have to be in charge, that is not your man.”

And also speaking of business women, we both have female lawyers. - Oh, we have the best. - And I think that's really important. - Also my lawyer, this might be a little too much,

I don't wanna give lawyer identity. She's also, though, like, has multiple children and is the president of her PTA. She runs like everything. She's just like, she can't do it all.

We can't do it all. - We actually can, like you know what is funny because now like, I'll go on like work trips, like I'm in a life for like a pretty long time.

And I would have never thought this even like a year ago,

but I literally got off my flight, like got to my hotel and my thought was like, yeah, I could do, I could have a baby. I could bring a baby, like this work trip. - Oh, is that sweet?

- We that's so sweet. - I mean, I'm not gonna because I'd be crazy. But like in, but I was like, oh, like could I still do this and like have a baby? And I was like, yeah, I fucking could.

Because I've dated so many babies that I'm like, I could, I could do this. - I also wanna raise awareness to something about right now with what's going on, like the whole hockey thing. The patriarchy enforces telling women

like, we need to keep the family structure alive, which is basically saying, we want women to be submissive. We want it to be traditional. We want it old school. We don't want women to have jobs.

Like we just want women to be like making babies all the time. It's a way to suppress women. It's 'cause if you care about not to get too into it, but if you care about the economy, the economy's better when women are working also.

- Taylor Swift literally saved, like multiple U.S. cities, just for shown up.

“- And also guess what, your man's about a business?”

No problem, you're staying at home. (laughing) You're staying at home. Okay, learn how to clean a dish 'cause you can't do an Excel sheet, that's for sure.

(laughing) - Oh God. (laughing)

- Yeah.

“- I read an article and take talk, that said.”

(laughing) You actually don't need 10k steps a day. - You're fucking kidding me. (laughing) This article said, Hannah,

do you know that I've been obsessed with my 10k steps for two weeks because I Googled, what's gonna take my Botox away and they were like, you've got to sweat and you've got to do 10k steps

and you've got to go on the sauna. So every single day, I'm like, I wake up and I'm like, if I don't go back 10k steps in all time. - Oh God. - Who's your trying to release the Botox?

- Yeah, I'm trying anything. - You're in a glass case of your own Botox motion. - I'm like, I can't believe I did this myself. - It's not bad that you're doing 10k, but I feel like 10k takes forever.

Like, Loki, I feel like a lot of girls are lying when they say they're doing 10k. Like, that takes like three hours. - Three hours. - No, it takes a legit, almost two.

You could do it in an hour, 30. - Now, if you were walking pad, that's another thing, but like, going out and walking for two hours, like, you could get robbed. Like, that's like a risk, you know?

- So it's three walks for me a day, or your full dog. - You have to get walks three times. Or you get a little spicy. - Yeah, and if you piss me off, I'll pee on your shoe. (laughs)

It's three walks a day for me, or it's like an hour and a half on the. - Okay, and you have like a unique life situation. Not everyone can have three walks a day. So anyway, the article said that actually, you just need sevenk a day.

- Oh, thank God. - Sevenk. - And I didn't say. - Sevenk is more attainable, and people won't quit as much. So like, if you wanna get healthy and on your feet.

- Wait, Hannah. - Sevenk. - Yeah. - Do you know that I'm, I have an step app that I compete with other people in.

- Well, you know, it's crazy you never invited me.

- Do you want, do you want in? - Are you scared of the seat? - No, I'm not scared of that heat. (laughs) You want me to put you in my family one?

I'll be in my family one. - Wait, yeah, put me in. - It's me, Mary Amanda and Joe, and so I'll add you. I'm sending you the link immediately. (laughs)

- Just like, you know, Gary doesn't even check in and you know, no idea he's even alive. - And this was all created for Gary. - One day I texted him and I was like, "Hey dude, it says seven steps.

You good, like, are you alive?" - Wait, it can see how little steps you do. I don't like it at all. - Well, I have a, I have dog days.

“- You have to go into the app and then it'll like update.”

- Register it. - Okay, well, you know I'm at $7,544. Amanda's at $6,971.

Gary, it says no, he never checked in.

So we'd have no idea. - See, I love a rusty. - Hey, we gotta have a rusty. - Were you walking around LA? - Doll, I woke up this morning at 7am.

I was in the gym by 730. I was out of the gym by 830. Showered by nine. Filmed something quick. Then got into glam at 10 and I just sat down

for the first time today. - I'm, which you know, when you have something filmed coming up, you love to work out. See me. (laughs)

- I'm in my head. - Did you want to know why? Because, well, that's why. I feel like when I work out every single day before like an event that I know I'm gonna be nervous at,

it like helps your mental. And also, because you were talking about that ski girl, I did see that clip. Okay, this is like so embarrassing, but I'm just gonna say it.

(laughs) You know how many people do like affirmations? Okay, well, like, sometimes I'm like, that's like so corny, I'm not like saying in my head. So I came up with my own that makes sense for me.

(laughs) - This is our private park, guys. You can say anything. - Yeah, okay, this is my diary. - My affirmation.

First, I picture the people that I hate the most.

- This is so, so, I get the colloquio. - And my affirmation is, "Fuck you, watch this." - Hmm. - So my head before I'm nervous for anything,

“I think about all the people that want me to fail.”

And in my head, I say, "Fuck you, watch this." - And then I'm going back to you. - And then I'm going back to you. - You're feeling the feeling of being like, I already won.

And that's actually manifestation to before you do it. Sit in the feeling of like, it already went the way you wanted. I also find, when you put too much pressure on yourself, and if you're like, this is life and death if I do badly, like, I can't function.

If I do great, I'll be the greatest ever. That is not going to either. It's more just like, I'm the shit, I'm doing what I do. This isn't going to make or break me. This isn't going to make me a good person of that person.

If you're happy before, you'll be happy after.

“If you're unhappy before, you'll be happy after.”

That's, that's like, really, my own shit. - But also when you're with the wrong person, and you feel, you feel like even more that it's life or death, because when you don't have someone to go home to, that will comfort you.

- Also, I lean goose at something that I've related to a lot. It's a little more stand up and sportsy, but it's fucking what a good quote.

She goes, I practice, like I've never won,

and I compete, like I've never lost. - Wow, because she's fully prepared.

“- Yeah, she's, and she went to Stanford.”

- Okay. - That's where we lost her. - Do you plan any Ivy League schools? - I was going to Cornell, 'cause that's where my mom went.

- Oh, you got in?

- Yeah, but they, they didn't have scholarship,

so I went to Wisconsin, it's fine. 'Cause deep down, I felt like I knew I was going to be on entrepreneur, and that the school I went to wasn't going to. Even though I had no idea what kind of entrepreneur.

“- No one offered me to apply to any of those, so.”

(laughing) - This is like, you're going to be so jealous, and this is so comfy of me, I'm a legacy. - You are? - Well, when your parent goes to an Ivy,

you're a legacy. - So, like, the legacy. - But are you still if you didn't go? - I don't think so, but I won't. - Yeah, for a moment.

- So, like, now you're, like, if your daughter went to Wisconsin, they'd be like, - She's a legacy. - But it may not happen to the same high school. - And it's still, and it's still there.

- 'Cause I still have guys. - Yes, still poppin'. - Final final question of the poppin'. - Marching band jackets are predicted to be trending in 2026.

- Yes or no? - Yes. - And that is the end of our pocket. - And that's your daily dose. See you next time.

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