Giggling about toe gate, premieres, and paparazzi

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Nah, not just for a long time.

[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING] I mean, the day just got away from me.

What's up, my Gowgurt Gigglers? This is not sponsored. Just something that I enjoy.

“I don't know if they're even still a company.”

I don't know, but they shaped my childhood and how I view the world. Really? Because I hated Gowgurt. They're not page-coded.

Well, I didn't like yogurt at that young age. It was like gross, have ice cream, like hugging normal person. See, I feel like I was like going at saltball game. And I was like, "Mom, give me my Gowgurt!"

Yeah, it was marketed as like kids who skateboarded.

Kids on the go. Yeah, and I was like, "I'm not on the go, I'm a child." No, we were on the go, and I love snacks. Um, okay, we have so much to address. Actually, before we get into the devil's product,

but I just have to say I was doing research this morning. Is that my worst we both ever look at? Okay, well, we were supposed to record a 10. Which it is 955 right now. And page-texting me at like 9.

35, like, "Hey, can we do it now?" And I'd been up researching, so I was like, "Okay."

“What have you been researching at this hour?”

Well, set my alarm for nine, because I like to be up an hour before. Um, and fun thing about me, I do have to set my alarm for nine. All right, we'll sleep. I will sleep. Um, not to break, but they announced the new cast of Mormon St. California.

Yeah. Bobby Altoff is on it.

Which I didn't know she was Mormon.

I had no idea. Yeah, they're everywhere. You never know. You never know. It's like a guy with a ponytail.

You're like, "It doesn't look like it." And then he turns, and you go, "Uh, huh." Didn't see that for you. Okay. Didn't see that for you, but she was married quite young,

so it makes sense. So, I mean, I think she's going to be a star on it. But then I'm looking through and all of them have, like, insane names. Um, and one of them is one of them is McCall. Cool.

That's a very specific name. And something goes off of my head, I said McCall. And I look at her face, because it's been a long time, and I realize, that was one of the top tennis players in juniors. She was like, "You're older than me."

But if she's a different last name, and I'm like, "Good with faces," and obviously her name's McCall. So her name was McCall Jones. So I Google it. She played for UCLA.

She's like, "So good." But no, no name. McCall Jones.

“Wait, you would, okay, you have to Google.”

So this is what I was doing. I Google McCall Jones tennis. And now there's all these old matches coming up from, like, 15, 16 years ago, against, with the names of girls that I've, like, forgotten, because it's like 20 years ago.

Yeah. Their outfits were so sick. When you were one of the top tennis girls, you walked in. You had your sponsor.

You're wearing your outfit. You have your name. You have that way. You wear your hair. Like, you actually would love McCall Jones.

She was-- I love her already. Bleach blonde hair. That has cute little grunt. Babelot racket.

And I was like, "Who is this little, like, and she's like, "Ah!" And she's beating the hell out of everyone. So then I was just, like, in a tennis wormhole all morning, and then you texted me, and I had to get--

And what you actually call is, like, a family name. Like, if it's, like, her mom's, like, made a name or something. Great question. But then the crazy thing is, she's Macy's sister. Because we all have different last names in their old blonde,

so you don't know. You know, I saw the picture of the cast. And I was like, "Oh, that looks like the other girl on Mormon life." Like Macy.

Yeah. They're gorgeous. And so Macy was younger than me. So I actually didn't know her, but she played for BYU. So anyway, the tennis girls are coming through,

shout out. Shout out. Actually, that makes me really depressed that Macy's younger than us. Babe, most people are.

No, I know. But not emotionally.

Actually, I'm quite old. Sweet, somebody's.

This is actually dialogue.

“I was with, like, a couple of my girlfriends yesterday.”

(laughs) Actually, they all work for me. (laughs) Okay, no, no. Oh, no.

You're in that sad place where all your friends and your makeup artists. This is when the documentary happens, and you're like, in the car, just like, "Who's there for me?"

"Who's really there for me?" (laughs) And somebody said, "We were talking about, like, a famous singer, and I was like, "Oh, she's like, 40." And the girl liked to me and she was like,

"No, she's not." And I was like, "Oh, my God, I'm so sorry." Like, that was so mean of me. Like, I just thought, Thank my Katy Perry.

No, but I was like, it was, I just felt so bad, but I was shook that this moment was younger than me. It's like really scary when you realize your, like, in my head, I'm 26. Like, 26, 27, 27.

Yeah, like, I'm in those three years, so then when someone says, like, "Oh, page 33, I'm like, damn." Like, why did you say that? Wait, did, I think we talked about it

“and you're going to tell me in that meeting”

when we were like, pitching our show and we were like, two girls and they're late 20s, and at one point, someone was like, "Who are these girls and they're like 20s?" And we were like, us, they were like,

"But you're not in your late 20s, and I said, "Excuse me?" No, excuse me. We're going to be like 35 filming this show. Imagine we're both pregnant being like,

"We're 22." A lot of actors play high school children. So yesterday, I took a depression app from three to six. Damn.

And dead, like, how to wake me up? 'Cause we're going to dinner, and I was like, cancel it, cancel it, and he's like, you have, it's middle of the day. You gotta get up.

Aggressive? He wants me to live life. Well, I hate when people are like, "You should do more living." I'm just like, "Why are you?"

He's like, "Can I have a apartment?" It's like, "This is my bedroom. My safe space." So he, um, oh, so at night, obviously he's like, ready to go to bed at like 9 p.m. and I'm like, "Okay, I'm up."

Yeah. You're like, "Oh, you don't want to live anymore?" You were going to bed, like,

so aware that you're never going to fall asleep.

So I get into bed, and I'm like, "What do we want to do for the next four hours?" 'Cause we're not going to sleep. I decided to download Majong. I don't know. I don't know if I'm the greatest Majong opponent ever.

Or if it was just really easy levels, but, or if it's just a really easy game, but I was, I'd play like 400 games. I was up till 3 a.m. playing Majong. So I'm also an 85-year-old Jewish woman on Long Island.

No, you're truly like your needle pointing and playing Majong. It's all about range. We've lost the plot.

“I think Fastword, we're going to be playing Majong in your apartment soon.”

No, I would actually love that. 'Cause the pieces are pretty. You'd like the pieces. 'Cause it's literally just going to say that. I feel like it's really aesthetic.

And I would love to have like a T-Set owl with like, finger sandwiches. Yeah, and like the whole lot of flowers. Yeah. But then, like, we're too competitive.

So someone flips the table and you're like, "I didn't get a photo yet." (laughs) Before you flip the table, can you make sure I get the photo?

Thank you. I'm actually having kind of a grandma, like a couple of days too, because me and Kitty have been like, Kitty's been super obsessed with me lately,

and there's nothing better than when your cat is like, so down-free. Like, and it goes in waves. She's a girl. Sometimes she's like, I want to be alone.

Like, see you later. And then, other times, she's like, up my ass. Yeah. And recently, we-- It feels like having a cat talks across.

No. Recently, we've been sleeping like, head to feet. (laughs) She's like her feet are by my head, and then, like, she stares at me while I like rub her,

until she falls asleep. And she's so my daughter, because she loves the bed. Like, when I'm getting in the bed, she gets giddy.

Like, she's like, "Oh, it hurts." (laughs) And like, any given moment if I can't find her, she's in my bed. Yeah.

And she has a million beds around. But like, she's like-- You actually can't go anywhere in your apartment without a cat bed in the-- within two feet. Because what if she gets tired?

I know. You know? And she's been doing this thing where, like, we play with my hair, and then, like, when you're-- like, I like,

you know, she like grabs it.

Here's what I love about cats,

because dogs will play until they actually die. Like, they don't know when to stop. It's like eating. Like, they'll eat themselves to death.

Like, "What?" When cats are done playing, they just, like, plop. She's like, "That's enough." She's like, "That's enough."

Like, that's all. Like, they're literally, like-- And we've had our time, like, let's roll-- But then they act to, like,

“you should have known that they decided--”

Yeah, they were like, "Why would you touch me?" I'm like, "Sorry, I thought we were playing." She's like, "No, we're done playing." Anyway, show me disgust. The devil was proud of.

Can we start from the beginning? Can we start from the beginning? Let's start from the beginning, but wait, before we start, I just want to say, I can't wait to do this pod into, like, our 80s,

because there's so many things that happened that, like,

legally, we could just never say,

or, like, the nuances would be lost, or, like, people would be like, "You're bitter." And I'm like, "No, it's just, like, what happened?" So I can't read-- These people would be like, "She's still talking about this.

You're 84." Get over it. No, best will leave. I'm still going to be feeding the same horse at 65. Like, I don't like, and remember when he did this?

If you have something good to talk about, talk about it. So we couldn't talk about it then, because we literally had Andy. It's like, we couldn't say that we came out in devil wears product now.

[laughter] So hand-in-face coded. This was the toenail day.

“This was the nail day that they were, like,”

she can't go out there. She doesn't have any nail polish on. This is the devil wears product. I'm in glam. I had something before.

I don't even know what I had before,

but I come glam. You were ready. You were late. Okay. Whoa.

You weren't late. I came early, because I need to get glam done there. And then my glam was a whole mess, because we were, like, your toes look like ananderthal. Yeah.

So you show up fully dressed. So I show up fully ready walking from one trailer to the other. And one of the producers is, like, oh, there's paparazzi on the street, like, just be aware. And I'm like, oh, okay, like, whatever.

Like, I didn't have much, whatever. I looked at masks, but like, and so I'm walking to your trailer. So then when that picture gets posted, nobody knows that you're there,

which is like, it was just so funny. You actually had this moment. It was so funny, because you look up from your phone. I'm dealing with togaate, which, right? I knew that we're going to have a quick cameo.

And I thought I was wearing a close-toe shoe. Everyone's freaking out. In the trailer, everyone's freaking out. And you just look up and you go, did you have pap? Yeah.

And I was like, you mean, like, a pap smear? I think what? I'm like, sorry. I'm living in yelled at by, like, eight PAs right now. What do you talk about?

I've been in this trailer for, like, since, for, like, two hours right now. And you're like, did you get pap? I said, I don't think so. I'm going to mist it.

I don't think so. And then, did you enter that? Ballas. Ballas. Uh, people, like, Pidge?

Is starring the number? No, bro. I literally was, I was like, oh, my God. I fucked myself. People think I'm actually going to be speaking in this movie.

They're going to be like, she acted. Like, she had a role in the movie. I was asked to make a quick cameo, and I did my job. I mean, he had a don't speak in the movie.

We were at, like, a part, like, a big party. But it was, like, a full day of filming. Yeah. Well, I do have to say shout out to Aileen. She's a writer who I'd met.

Like, before they started filming, they were like, she wrote the devil's product. And I was like, I need to meet this girl. She's clearly, like, she, like, defines generations. So we met, and we just headed off.

She's so fucking cool and smart. And then fast forward. She was like, hey, you and Paige are going to be. Um, in one of the, like, party scenes. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

But it was so page and Hannah coded, because literally I was getting stopped, like,

“to the press being like, are you excited for Paige?”

Are you excited for her, like, first big acting gig? And I was like, I can't speak on that right now. And then I think you took, like, a full barber walk. I went, we were like, yeah. I went to CBS Morning Show to promote, like,

deafening the punch and gale king who I'm, like,

obsessed with because her pens always match her outfits.

And I just like, then she always is taking meticulous notes. That is real journalism. If your pen matches your outfit, you, your pervert. If your pen matches your belt. And she's a great journalist.

And she, and so my public system's like, and don't ask Paige about the devil wears product. Because she signed an NDA and gave a look to them. And I was like, I'm going to do my job. And why don't you do yours.

So we get on and she's like, the devil wears product. I think God, I'm media trained. And it was just so funny that, like, you were there. And I said, this is actually so fucking funny. And this is so me and Paige.

And this is why I love our friendship. Because one day we're going to be able to tell the story to the kicklers. Because also it's not just that I, like, didn't get papped. I was literally, but they were literally dealing with my hang now. They were amputating your toes.

They were like, we can't have their representatives.

I was like, I'm in a dentist office right now. I'm going to form my toe. So mind you, the shot is three seconds. Like, it from my neck. No, it's three seconds.

Wait, to the point that my mom, I didn't tell you this happened.

“She literally goes, when are they going to, when is your scene?”

I go, my scene was 30 minutes ago, mom. She was dead. Okay. And I had such, I didn't actually even tell you this. I had such a full circle moment.

First, I remember when the devil wears product came out. I was in eighth grade, and I was in New York City with my parents. And we were on Canal Street. And they used to do, like, people used to go into movie theaters and film the movie. And it would be like the bootleg version of the movie.

Yeah. And it was moving a little.

Yeah, and it was always like moving a little.

And you could like hear someone's voice in the back now. The picture was like never good. But the bootleg DVD was like on the street they were selling it. I looked at my dad and I was like, no, like, you've got to get me this movie. And that was when like TVs were in like the head rest in like cars.

They'd you were aging yourself. Whatever. And I watched it on the way home. And I literally got done with the movie. And I was like, this just shaped my whole, it shaped my whole existence.

You are so Emily. So Emily. Like, I, during the movie, I kept looking at you being like you. But Emily is actually the funniest one in the movie. She's very funny.

“And she's very like, she's cold, but she's not like, no.”

Like, she doesn't want to be. But everyone thinks she is. So she just like goes with that persona. But she like actually doesn't want to be cold. But then, so when the movie was over.

I got to personal. Yeah. Like, I really hit home. Sorry, I'm trying to express myself. Then when I got in the car to like call my mom to like tell her how it was.

I started crying. And she was like, oh my god, are you crying? And I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I'm like, sorry. I just feel like it's such a full circle moment.

Because I would watch this movie and watch these girls like get ready for work. And get in their apartments.

And I would always be like, oh, I got one day.

My New York City apartment is going to be so fucking good. And I just got so overwhelmed in that moment. Like talking to my mom and cried the whole way home. That was like me when I watched Toy Story 3. No, no.

It was so nostalgic. And we'll speak about the movie. But because when we watched it, we were in high school. Watching like a girl trying to be successful in New York City. So then watching it now, where her job evolves.

And now we're like, not to say working women. It makes me sound like I'm in the 90's. Yeah, but like, we are career. Now we're working women in the city and watching her. So you feel like you grew with her.

Yeah. One thing. I did like one interview when I got there. One interview. They got me.

Yeah. It's funny. I was watching the video of someone asking me a question. And my browser for road. Mm-hmm.

What was sunny? It was sunny. And then also, you know, when you can't hear someone. So you try to see that better. See, that better.

See, that better. You can see them better. So I actually, it was a crazy line. I couldn't. My browser for road.

And then like I heard it. And then I answered. And I was looking at some of the comments. Or like, why is her face like that? Whatever.

And I was like, oh, they haven't seen a girl being able to like move her eyebrows in an interview. Okay. Don't come. Not you. But I was looking at like a lot of interviews.

People's face don't move. My browser movement. I'm like moving. Like my eyebrows really move. Like I could do the rock.

Okay. Let's go close in personal. If you're watching this on YouTube, we're getting close in personal. This is a perfect example of Botox.

So before I got Botox, I never had this line.

No, stop. No. Stop it. So I don't know if when it fully goes away. If this will go away.

Like I've never had this. It has to go away. My chin is like finally coming back. Like my. I watched like me talking from the side on something.

And I was like, oh, okay. Good. Like my jaw is starting to move. Yeah. Yes.

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Right. With a whole mouthglot to egg. I don't know what happened. That whole day, my stomach was... Like, I had diarrhea. I do we're at Lincoln Center.

We're at the mecca of New York City. It's like the classiest...

I actually had never been in there for like a performance.

gorgeous gorgeous. I don't know if I've been there. And also, I realized when I was sitting in the movie, I haven't been to the movie since 2020.

“You know, you turned to me, you're like, what is this?”

I go away in a minute. I just realized I haven't been to the movies in six years, and that's disgusting, and I'm like, mad at myself. And we started to the ballet in Opera and to Timothy Shalomay, but I don't go to the movies.

Also, I hate when we go to events, we go separately, and it's like chaos. I knew you were coming. I felt like I was at a wedding, and I lost my mom. I don't know.

I was like in a department store, and I'm like, yeah.

And we see each other from across this, like, they buy the way. When it comes to premieres, like, this was one of the biggest... Oh, kiddie's walking on. I just got shot by kiddie. No, she doesn't mean I've had it.

So we saw each other, and then immediately we were okay. Every time we see each other at anything, like, I know you're going there. I'm texting you on five minutes away, I'm two minutes away. When we see each other, it's as if we haven't seen each other in high school.

It's like the weirdest thing we go into this weird, like, oh my god, I didn't know you're going to be here. It's so bizarre, we do it every time. It's because we spend so much time alone,

“so I think when we spend time with other people,”

we have our, we're like, oh, it's us with other people around who are we. But, okay, so finish what you did in Lincoln Center. My hair. I don't do updo's, but my hair stylist was like, just let me, let me go for it, and I said, okay, fuck me up.

And I looked through the mirror, I was like, I'm a spice girl. I'm obsessed with this. You were baby spice. I was, I was loving it. Because it kind of covered my ears enough

that I didn't feel like I was like, just ears all over the carpet. And it's high. Like, it's, it was high. So we sit down in the theater, and Amelia Demoldenberg was like, to the right.

And I realized, like, you know, was like, to the right, and I realized, like, oh shit, like, famous people are like sitting behind us. And my hair is really high. And Hannah kept turning around.

Nobody had sat directly behind her yet. And Hannah kept turning around to, like, that row being like, I'm really sorry that my hair is like this. Like, like, I hope you guys can see the movie. Like, you were really worried about it.

Well, I don't want to be that dick that I was like, I wouldn't,

Like, who's wearing that hat?

Like, who's wearing that hat? Like, who's wearing that hat? Like, who's wearing that hat? Like, who's wearing that hat? Like, who's wearing that hat?

“Like, whoever sits behind me, like, I feel bad.”

But I'm like, whatever I'll apologize to whoever it is. Heidi felt in clume sits behind me. And I'm like, oh my god. And I'm immediately, I'm like, Heidi, I was actually like, doesn't make eye contact with me, like, she didn't see me.

Like, and I was, so I tried to apologize for her, she didn't see me. And then I turned away. I was like, we'll try that again, which is one of the most embarrassing things.

No, I wanted to have them. Yeah. And I, like, I was like, hi, it was over there.

And then I finally turned.

I was like, Heidi, I just, it is so weird. I just, it is so weird to just know someone's name and not introduce yourself. But I was like, yeah. I just want to apologize for the hair.

And she was like, oh my god, I don't care. You're good, whatever. So sweet, so nice. But then the whole time I was like, trying to inch to the side. Making sure that she can.

Wait, I was wondering why you were doing that. Wait, it was my mom. Yeah, because I was like, oh, I have things I want to say to her. But I'm not going all the way over to Africa to say it. You were so far.

You were so far. You were so far. I'm like, "Cloom." I like, "Cloom." Sorry. She's so fucking iconic and gorgeous, I'm obsessed with her. So, okay, this is the T, which I didn't even want to say, but I'm going to say it. Once you put on your spanks and they put your dress a certain way, like you can't be going to the bathroom all the time, and I was having a stomach day. I was just holding in whatever it was going on. And then finally we get to the cocktail bar and it was like really loud. And there was like, "No one behind me," and I was like, "I need a fart." Like, "I need to let this out."

"Mind you! We're at the temple!" Where's my, we're at my Super Bowl, my Christmas. If you don't fart, you're telling me hurts. Yeah. And I just, like, I just thought, "Do we safe?" Also when you look gorgeous, no one thinks you farted. I remember there, so I was like, "Oh my god, my no gross." No, like, actually I don't, I don't, like, take advantage of that enough. Like, no one would ever think it was me. You would know. It's not your brand. I'm going to start doing it. So I let one rip because it was like a back, it was backed up. Like, it was beyond backed up. I needed to let it go.

And I was made a conversation with someone who, I should tell you, but there was like a couple of people that I didn't know I knew where they were like, "Hannah, how are you doing?" I was like, "Oh, I was like just telling you."

“"Pidge." I don't even want to say hello. It was what?”

And I started at the devil at Lincoln Center. I didn't shit myself. I started with your two very different things. A chart is a mistake. It's when your body betrays you. And I was sick that day. I was sick. My mom had drugged me and she was there. She knew what she did. But I, you know, in that moment, you're like, "No, I did it. I'm fine." But then you're walking around and you're like, "Something's bad to go on." I went to the bathroom. I had to like, do damage control because I started on my spanks.

And then just walk back in, like, nothing happened. And then sit next to you and I was like, "Don't top it." This is like her, tonight. Yeah, like, I'm like still acting debut. It's Pidge's my, when you leave over and told me that, I literally thought you had like, you were playing a prank on me. Like, you just want to see my reaction. I was a guest. You were quite empathetic, actually.

You're okay. You're just like, "No." Well, because there's nothing worse as a UTI girl. There's nothing worse being uncomfortable and having to sit somewhere and pay attention when something in your neather regions is happening. Like, regardless of what it is, you're like, something in my undercarriage is not going right. And I, the way I was looking at it.

It was like a big shot. It was just enough that you were like, that wasn't air. That was like, I've only ever done it once in my life.

And it was the first time I ever smoked a cigarette.

Did you get like a stomach ache from it?

“I think my body was just like, we've never had nicotine before.”

And I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it."

I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." That was like, "Oh, I got like a little stomach ache and I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it."

I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it."

I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it."

I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I was like, "Oh, I have to fart it." I had was hurting, my butt hole was hurting. I didn't get out of there.

Which we did. No, I got it. It was actually really funny, because before the movie was ending, I, like, you know the movie is about to end,

and I start thinking, like, "We're never getting a new bird out of here."

Everyone was like, "The traffic's going to be insane." Right when the credits start rolling, me and Hannah look at each other and Hannah's like, "We gotta get out of here because."

“And I'm like, "Oh, my God, that's what I was thinking."”

So we're like running. Like, we're running. Like, truly, like, I look at Lucho, and I'm like, "Stay by by by by by." You're left to, like, "Stay by by by by."

I'm like, "Stay by by by by by." I'm like, "Stay behind your gun to get lost in the sauce." Because, yeah, we could've been stuck there forever. We get onto the escalator to go down to leave. And we're like, "Oh, my God, like, we really, like,

we gotta get out here. Get out of here." And your mom looks at us and she goes, "Guys, there's an after party that I would assume the majority of the people are going to."

She basically was like, "Not YouTube losers, but we're gonna be fine." And we looked at each other and we were like, "Yeah.

I didn't know there was a cool after party.

I got home, shout out. And then one of our agents, because you know, agents love a party." I remind you, my Uber came in one minute. One minute.

One minute. We're out in the front. Like, in front of the premier. We were ready for me. Before I even got outside.

I was like, "I have no new yorkers

“to be like, "We're never gonna get home."”

This is on mess." Also, because we don't do crowds. Like, I've been in a crowd. Like that, I was like, "We're gonna get stumbled over."

Yeah. But yeah, literally my agent was like, "Hey, where are you?" And I was like, "I sent her a photo of me lying on the couch." Yeah.

Like, "We're at the after party with Anne Hathaway. And Meryl Streep. Where are you?" One thing about me,

you'll never find me at After Party,

because I come in 150. I'm kissing babies. I'm saying hi to everyone. I can't then run into these people again. I've already had my moment.

Here's the thing, because I've lived in New York City for so long for me. Nothing good has ever happened for me at an after party. Not one time. Oh, no.

A lot of bad things have happened to me. Never anything good. But it's true. Like, I like to like give people a small dose. Mm-hmm.

And then you get your good low interaction. You leave. I can't. You keep them wanting them again. Yes.

Yes. Be mysterious. Do you have anything more to say about this? Or can we switch gears a little? It's which gears.

I feel like I was so happy. We been wanting to joke about that for so long. For so long. It was like a year. Because every gay guy did people like,

was this the toenail gay guy? I was like, People thought it was the birdy shoe. That was the birdy shoe. Just wait.

So I'm like picking out my stuff for the newsletter this week. And I'm like, oh, like let me put the Chloe Kardashian perfume in there. Like the girls are definitely going to want it. So I googled it. And I'm like, hmm.

That's like not what my bottle looks like. That's like so interesting. Let me Google like because mine came in like a plastic bottle. I don't know if it's like a travel size. Then I'm like looking for the bottle.

I'm like, let me go like look and see what the name of it is. Can't find it. I text my assistant. I'm like any chance you've seen my Chloe Kardashian perfume. Like I literally can.

“Do you have such different expressions with the people we work for?”

Have you seen my Chloe Kardashian perfume? And she's like actually have it. And it's I'm notorious for throwing things in bags and taking them places and like. And I'm like the rob. So I'm like, that's so weird.

Like I can't find it. Whatever. So I'm like Googling. I'm like, I know it's in a plastic bottle. I'm just going to Google Chloe Kardashian plastic bottle perfume.

Hannah, I've been spraying hair. Missed. Oh. And you know, I have a thought where I was like, I feel like it actually doesn't last that long.

But I'm going to say that because like, I'm trying to be negative about it because it makes it doesn't sound really good. But I do feel like I reapply a lot. So now we know why you get you tired. It sounds so difficult.

You're spraying Chloe Kardashian hair spray on your cookies. I love you were like, you know. You know, every girl bought it. She says, I got those Googlers DM me and they're like, hey, baby. Gross with hair.

Three arms. You put a hair mist in is that the perfume. Then they're sending me pictures of the bottle. Because there aren't she's two bottles. One's like purple and one's like clear.

And I'm like, I don't think that's what mine looks like.

I was so passionate about it. You're like, I'm a Somolea of sense in the world. Oh my god. Yeah, that's like when you use it. And it's missing.

It's also still missing. I can't find it. I don't know if I put it in like, it's in some bag. I know it's in a bag somewhere.

I just don't know what you're on. Were you could just order another babe? I know. But I'm like, see, I don't lose things. So when I do lose something, I'm like, no, no, no.

But that's also a sign in the girl of like, this is actually a mess for your eyebrows.

“Well, I'm like, what is the difference between a mist spray and a perfume?”

Like a hair mist. That is such a surprise. Because it's a hair mist scent. It's not like it. Yeah, it's not doing anything.

It's not doing anything for your hair. It's just like making it smell good. But I'm like, one of the giggler engineers and stem, let us know what the difference between what's in hair spray versus hair scent. Like what's in a hair scent versus like a regular perfume.

Yeah. Like what makes them different category. Maybe there's more chemicals in perfume. I don't fucking understand. Can some people put perfume on their hair too sometimes?

I mean, when I'm doing it, I'm doing it all over. Yeah. Anyway, so I'm like, okay, yeah. It's definitely getting a little bit in my hair. Maybe hair scents sprays are kind of just literally just perfume,

but they like sell it. It's just marketed differently. Maybe, I don't know. But you definitely shouldn't be putting it in certain places. Like you've been doing it.

Well, okay. I'm not like putting it in my vagina. Like, I'm not like, well, you weirdly excited. But having you guys, the second you lost it. So you know what?

It's funny.

“One of my girlfriends, like back in the day,”

used to work for a makeup brand.

And so she would always give me different tips.

And I'll never forget one of her tips was don't ever put perfume on your clothes. Like to really get the scent. You have to put it on your skin. And she was like, and don't rub it.

You know how people will like put it on their wrist. And then rub it. She was like, no, that like does nothing. It's not like going in more. It's just like rubbing it off.

And so every time when I get out of the shower, then I lotion, then I mist. Then I like deodorant. And then I'm ready for clothes. I literally get out of the shower.

I'm like, does this towel or my towel? No. Or is that a bathroom rug? Fuck it, I don't know. No, we're so different in our...

Because I like to give myself a spa experience. I don't know. Yeah, I like it's made. It's my hobby. Manchmal?

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I forgot the one last of always proud of thing.

Is I just want to address the finger guns? I've never thought about what my glamour would be. And I actually was like, okay. As a creative in this industry. Like, how does this not cross your desk?

Like, I never thought about it. So in that moment. I was like, what is like the cornyest thing I can do. And then everyone was laughing because you like literally didn't acknowledge me doing it. Which is just perfect.

Because I like freeze during those things. Because I'm like, when someone's like, look really cool and pretty. I'm like, no, I can't take you guys. It's not that fast. I thought it was going to be crazy.

And then I found myself feeling like I was doing finger guns for an hour. I don't know if that was like the real glamour. I don't think that was a little, yeah. That was like an off brand. And Kim.

I don't see the jettler. We're just proud of having the off brand glamour. But maybe not. But I don't know. I just, I thought it was going to be fast.

And I was doing finger guns for too long.

“Can I say, actually, one more thing about the movie?”

Yep. I think it's so hard to do a sequel, especially because that first movie was so good.

it being having nuances of like today's world.

But still like calling back to the old movie and having this like nostalgia. And obviously like the clothes are so great. And like it is, there's so many good, cute, funny jokes. At one point though, I felt really old because I'm watching the movie. And I'm like, it's going so fast.

Everything's going so fast. As someone who hasn't watched RITV in five years, who's now seen some scenes like all over the internet. The editing is so crazy and fast. And really TV, no one finishes the sentence.

It's just like, yeah. And then in it, and in it, people don't talk like that. These people are going on full ramps. And it's getting cut to one fuck you. Yeah.

Nothing is a complex, actual, complete start to finish conversation. Even some like food networks shows. I'm like, why is it being cut so crazy?

Like I'm having a migraine.

Well, I almost feel like it's because of TikTok. Like TikTok has 100% is the main reason that our attention span is going down. And so I really felt like things were like a little edited. Like TikTok where I was like, okay, that was a quick scene.

I don't know if it was because of I started and my hair was hurting. But I did at some point I was like, this is a long movie. Also, Lincoln Center doesn't believe in butter on your popcorn, which is a personal choice that they've made. I was like talked to the manager.

And then this was just that with fine. It was fashion. That's like when you go somewhere in LA and there's, they don't offer bread. And there was a moment where I was like, maybe Timothy Shawland may have a point. No, it's kind of the ballet because you guys don't believe in salt and butter.

Okay. And I just, like, I can't raw dog this popcorn with no liquid. No, someone could die. If you raw dog popcorn without a little moisture from butter, it could get wedged.

And there weren't snacks. I thought it was going to be like, or durves. No, I thought like there was going to, they were going to have like a pop-up like concession stand. One thing about me and it might not, it might not align with my brand. But when I hear the words concession stand.

I think of a zeppily.

“Do you think of a zeppily when you hear concession stand?”

No, I think of fry, french fries and hot dogs. Catch up. And then I also think of their use to be these lollipops that were like, that were like powdered. And there was a color on one top and a color on the bottom. And like when my brother played.

Base, whatever, whatever. Who knows what we were there for? I was in the concession stand. And you dip it in the, that was actually. I don't know what kind of sweets and methadone.

The kids are using these days. But we had, like, remember the ones that would pop in your mouth. Pop rocks. Pop rocks. I hate literally.

Be having a full, like, Chernobyl in your mouth. Yeah. And you were like, perfect. This is what I need right before my math class. You know, and people also don't talk about the women that would run the concession stand.

They ran a, a tight program. Yeah, like, they were the moms that they do it all. They did the schedule on who was on the concession stand. And they knew what team was playing, where.

And I was always just, like, very in awe of the women working the concession stand.

Like, I respected them at a young age. I feel like. And then I was like, can I come in and sit there? Hey, we would play in Prospect Park where it literally was just hot dog stands. It was just like a guy.

And he would just pull a hot dog out of some, I won't say water. Because it probably wasn't water. Whatever is an empty, so fucking good. And then I be like, mom, can I have another? And she'd be like, no.

Yeah, wow.

“She's like, how do you don't need two hot dogs at 5pm?”

We haven't even had dinner yet. And I was like, mom, she took a bit. Wait, I haven't had a hot dog in a minute. It's so good. It's so good.

Actually, I need to, like, get one of those people. Like, you know, it's really bad for you. And I'm like, so is your phone. So at least at least, maybe twice, at least once a year. I'm getting a hot dog on the street.

Actually, the other day, I was like early for an appointment. And I was like, you know what? I'm getting a goddamn pretzel. And I got a street pretzel. Do you put mustard on it?

I typically do, but I didn't in this moment because I was walking. And I was like, I can't also, like, what am I? When you get the right bite with the chunk of salt and a little mustard. Mm-hmm. Wait, we're so annoyingly New York right now.

My final devil was proud of thought because you're right. We didn't talk about the movie. Yeah. I think everyone should see it. I think it totally did it justice.

Yeah, actually was belly laughing. My real streep is spectacular. Yeah.

“And I think it did it justice because it's so hard for a sequel to hold up.”

And I think it really did.

Oh, my God. I think it wants amazing. And in Hathaway's gorgeous gorgeous. You know, the first one, the rumor was that everyone was afraid to lend them clothes because Anna went, they were making fun of Anna went to her.

And they were like, we're not trying to cross Anna went to her. The woman that wrote the book, like, wrote the story of the devil where it's proud of. Like, the true story was there. And Anna went to her was also there. Did you hear the guy who was presenting the movie?

He was like, I didn't know what that joke was because you laughed at it. Yeah. Because it was the girl that wrote it. And then her and that, and he was like, they're obviously not sitting with each other. Well, it goes back to women being bosses.

Where it's like, yeah. Burner at the stake. God forbid a woman gets something done. God forbid someone's working, not at a glacial pace. I totally agree with that.

But the fact that Anna went to her can laugh at herself as important. And I think the fashion was insane. I also do think there's, like, offices run by some women that are probably nightmarish. Like, honestly, when I interned in fashion PR, I was like, yeah, no fucking way am I doing this every day.

“The truth is the boss can make a breaker job.”

We're personally terrified of grace. And she's been actually creating kind of a toxic environment. So she's editing this right now. So I just want to let her know. Maybe she could be a little nicer.

It's funny because the other day, me and Hannah were on a zoom. And they were like, and tell us a little bit about you guys. Sorry, you in the last zoom. All I was doing was screenshotting her face because she was falling asleep. I was like, we can see with a video zoom and she has her hand on her cheek.

Like, as if she's awake, we play good cop-back cop because I act like we're so into it. And they get all excited. And then they look at you and you look like you'd rather be anywhere but there. And then you ask one question at the end that makes no sense and throws them on. No, you asked a really good question in the last one.

And then I was like, we literally played good cop-back cop.

I've never realized that you're like, I'm so excited.

And we could do this and we could do this. And then I come in and I'm like, but you know what I hate? We end every meeting where I go, I think we could be talking to anyone. And I go, thank you so much. It's such an honor that you guys took the time to speak to us.

And we're so excited to see where this goes. And the page was, bye. Did you realize I've been doing your trick now? I came two minutes late. It's genius.

I don't want to talk. No, it's genius. Yeah, because when there's a ton of people on the Zoom, no one's there yet. You want to come in fashionably two minutes late. Yeah, you want to see unavailable.

It's a power move. I'm home on it. In chaos. So you don't come in peacefully.

“You have to look like you're like, you're like, you're so much going on.”

Like you're running the country. Yeah. I think it's time for a mental health moment. There's a TikTok by this man. I know it's a man, but he gave really good advice.

This seems just an Owens. And he said, staying after disrespect lowers your price.

And I really like that because you know you always try to explain to people like I know you're forgiving

and you're forgiving, but they're just a feels wrong. Putting it like that is like, you can stay. But now they know that you're okay with a certain level of treatment. Yeah, they are not taking it as like, wow, she's really understanding. Oh, yeah, she's she's so there.

That's a good person. She's really supportive. And she knows people make mistakes. I, yeah, I kind of, I feel like I have no tolerance policy for that. Like there's a zero tolerance policy at this company.

That's what you say to him. Zero, I run a strict program on it. Like I, it's on a win-tour. This is who can be. Well, it's funny because people in the past,

I've definitely had situations where my friends are like, yeah, like he told you he was going to show up and he didn't. Like, but is that I feel like you're moving on to events. It's like, no, but that's like his actions speak for everything. But it's like, yeah, I'm not marrying that man.

I always in my head was like, easy marriage material or not.

Like, I treated, that's kind of how like men would treat women where it's like, they'd be like, yeah, she's not marriage material. That's how I treated men. Like, there'd be hot dumb ones and ones who are whatever, and I'd just be like, oh, you're out of that box.

Well, being reliable is a really big trait.

“Like, I think does this, like, so reliable.”

Oh my god, that man. Like, I feel like you could call him with anything and he'd be like, I actually already did it. My Scorpio King also does just got a little knee surgery. So everyone messaged him.

He'd be like, I heard a harness taking care of you really, really well.

I was gone this week at the divorce proper premiere. The day of his surgery. Wait, I feel like also like getting knee surgery is my dream

“because it's like, oh, you have to lay in bed.”

But I feel like that's his nightmare. No, because you know he wants to be running around. And he's also one of those people like like, like, doing stuff on his own. So he'll be like, do you need help?

And he's like, I got it. And yeah, he's a little stubborn to work here.

A little stubborn Scorpio.

Lastly, I'm reading Lena Dunham's book. You are, oh my god, it ordered stranger. Oh my god, perfect. And I realized because I was talking to a group chat. And I was like, guys, Lena Dunham's book is really good.

And one of the girls, actually Ali, call her up on him was like, Hey, we need to unmute the book. And I was like, no, I actually mentioned it because I want to brag that I actually am reading the book. I read it on the plane.

And then I realized reading is just like, Marathons.

We're like, when you read a book,

“you have to tell everyone it like you can't help yourself.”

We're going to get like stickers for our cars. Yeah, like when you read a book, you have to, I read that. I read that. I read that.

You have to be like, I read 36.2 miles. Oh my god, it's that. We'll we've turned into. Yeah, we're Marathons people. But I was on a plane.

And was just like, fuck, I'm going to start reading. And I read the entire flight for three hours. I read 150 pages. And I haven't read in years.

“No, you want to know who did this to us?”

The fucking internet. Well, I hope you guys have a spectacular weekend. We love you so much. Thank you for giggling. And we'll talk to you later. Bye.

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