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or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey everyone, it's Ryder Strong and Wildford Elf from Pod Meets World. And now the Pod Meets Tourled podcast. We're two men who were completely clueless to reality TV and we're gearing up for the season finale of Survivor. I know we annoyed a lot of our listeners by our severe lack of Survivor knowledge.

That is the point of the show. I'm just going to remind you. Again, we are experts. Listen to Pod Meets Tourled on the iHeart Radio app, apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What do you consider yourself an elder millennial? For sure. I'm an elder millennial.

I can tell you. I'm like an elder ring millennial. I was just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house he had. What was I like? I wasn't there for that one. We missed you. Wasn't invited. Not sure. Who's working? Who's on one of his tenth tenths films? Do you shot this movie? No, I wasn't invited. I just couldn't come.

You have a big art board. This is new. Actually, we used about it. It was for children, but all the adults did it. It was a giant color in shape. It was just rolled out on our original island. It was just a little craft to do during the day. It was a coloring page giant coloring Easter page. This house was so beautifully decorated for Easter. Every decoration in the house is a holiday. Danielle loves all of that.

Yeah, she crushed it. Kevin and Danielle love a holiday. And pastels. You love pastels. We do like pastels. We had a lot of bunnies. Fluffy peeps. Yeah, what are the peeps? Yes. It peeps that were not peeps, but they were like decorative peeps. That was an angel cocktail. It made you egg. Kevin and Amy had Mary cream. What was it called?

We'll show you the video. Tell you the picture. That's what it did there it is. Okay. So.

Hey you. We all you under appreciated Jonas Brothers Tune. Technically not Jonas Brothers, though. That's Jonas. We're sort of limbo category. Is it a Jonas Brothers song? Or is it a Jonas? LA song. Technically written by you. But hey Jonas is the name of this podcast. And so we went ahead and secured a bunch of handles. And we got those handles on number. Yep. We bought them from loving fans. You can reach out to them from fans. That's true. You can reach out to us at one

eight for hey Jonas. That's eight for four three nine five six six two seven. Yeah. Reach out. Anytime you want. Say hi. Ask us a question. We're here to give Mary to the vice. Other things. Non-marital advice. I don't know. So it's raining because you guys just gave out the information. Yep. We've turned it over to the producers to ask you what they want to ask you.

It's going to head around zoom. I'm dying to know what the first thing you guys do when you

get up in the morning and what's the last thing you do before you go to bed. This is a wonderful question. Okay. Who was go first? Ken, why don't you take this one? Kevin. It's the first born. The first thing I do when I wake up is immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup of coffee. When you get up, the first thing you do is get up and get ready to go down. Yeah. My alarm goes off and I have to immediately get out of bed. It's not like a calendar just mandarin bed. Now are you being

Quiet?

So you're coming. Yeah. It is. It's interesting. It's interesting. There's an interesting number.

Get a sleep number. Oh yeah. What's your number? What's your number? What's that about?

I don't know the answer yet. It's all the rage in LA. Everyone's talking about it. It doesn't hit my my my feed yet. Well, it's pretty exclusive. I don't have one. Yeah. You said it's my function in the room. I will now get asked. It has not hit Miami. I don't know what you guys are talking about. Okay. Back to Kevin jumping out of bed. So I spring out of bed. And I run downstairs. He's going to make a coffee and then take my morning vitamins.

How is it? What are you taking your coffee? It's straight up. It's an espresso pod. The green. Which one was that? It's like that. Do you hear me? Joe hates my coffee. But Joe's ritualistic coffee. We're going to be doing whatever heard in the end. You share a room with Joe. He will wake you up no matter what time. Let's hear about you. Don't take it. Let's say we didn't get to mine.

You can go ahead and talk about your morning. Okay. So that's what I take. That's my first thing

out after the food coffee. What happens? What do you do? I take my vitamins. What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? It's not my whole morning. It's just

what I do first. What do you do last? And then the last thing I do is fall asleep to something

on television. Do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us? 100%. I call myself doing that last night and I told myself not to do that. Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams? Thankfully not from me. It's just like opening packs of Pokemon cards. It's quite innocent. All right. Vivid dream. First thing Nick, you want to go? Yeah, it's pretty simple. Wake up, procrastinate about something. That gets me through about the first hour. It's pretty hot. I

drink some coffee, some caffeine, my bloodstream, which then makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking out about something. No, I'm kidding. It's not that intense. But it is at times. I'm sorry. I just found a hole in my sweater. Thanks for your support, you know. And then at the end of the night, you know, usually I will watch something. But I was just recently in Canada. And Jeff, Canada, they've got Sports Center,

but it's called Sports Central. But my TV didn't have it in the place I was staying. So I was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And I got so tired of doing that that I picked up a new hobby hobby. I guess you would call it, which I'm excited to share with you guys. So I found these

videos that are basically the history of and it's everything from toilet paper. Right. As a

host. As you get into the history of, you know, where carpets come. All the stuff. It's a YouTube channel or it's a bunch of different channels, creators that do this kind of thing. I love this. And I'm really into education. I've learned a lot of useless information. And it's next time we're taking a poop. You can be like, tell the guy next to you. What did you know, actually, that the first, commercial, during the stall? I just rolled right past that, and it's off.

Listen to this. I'm going to tell you guys, public question, Kevin, make sure to talk about the toilets. Go ahead. I don't, I don't shit in public restrooms at often. It's got to be an emergency. Same. Same. Oh, yeah. That's one of my favorites. That is one of my favorite accounts on the internet is what is the come with me as I take a shit in Ermes or it's great. It's like, I don't know what the little came to my just to do. What was there? We do a shit together.

We held hands. Actually, or is it just like, you have to watch the pot. You have to go

to add, come shit with me. I think it's very pod. It's literally her name. It's like, don't shit with me. It's fine. Okay. So, and you're last thing you do. Oh, yeah. That video is great. And that's pretty much it. Great. Okay. Last but not least, the first thing I do when I wake up, I, I use the shoutout not sponsored or what you use this as a sponsor at headspace. I use headspace. And I do meditation. Flip it. Flip it. Look at watch Jojo has it. And the last thing I do before

bed is the last night was Doomskroll. But usually I try to, I go on ready. You want to see what the last thing I do. I could show you. Also not sponsored. On the last day, I want to talk about money. Okay. Hold on. I hold it. Hold it. It's coming. Taking forever. Sorry. But this is I put on my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather at home. A little white noise, kind of. No, it's a sleep. It's a sleep playlist that they have on Spotify. And it's the, I guess, the

frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you to have a deeper sleep. On that, Valentini uses six

point six million people saved this playlist too. So, I'm going to have to try that out. Please,

it's really helpful. Before I go, one last thing I just wanted to know, pets in the bed or not

In the bed because none of you said anything about a pet in the morning.

beds in general. I was, I was bursting at the seams to talk about this. But we are talking about

asking her question first. Yeah. That's a question. We're going to answer your question. But it's all

related. I did this interview where I said something about how the bed is just for sleeping, it was sort of meant to be like a cork answer. People like, got a lot of people said about it. This became like an actual like debate and people started, you know, labeling me some, some really harsh names that I won't mention on it. No, these. Like weirdo. Oh, nerd, I guess. Nerds again. Weirdo and nerd are, yeah, I know. But here's a deal. Is that

that it. It's not my actual philosophy on beds. I, I understand that other things can happen on a bed. Okay. And I appreciate those things. However, to answer your question, Heather, no, no pets in bed. That's, that's not something that we're doing. My bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with her two dogs and I just somehow fit in there with the bed as huge though. So it's, yes, you have my own size. I have a live snake that I let loose occasionally and a little, uh,

pig. No, no pets in my bed. Yeah. Heather, thank you so much for your questions. Yeah, they could talk you all day. This is a nice day is Sam. Sam for Jersey. And let's go. I say it from Jersey. Hello. Are we on the phone or in person? Hello. Oh, they're there. Oh, yeah. It's ever Jersey. We're in Jersey, from I'm from Burgen County. Do you want? Okay. Yes, nice new month. And actually, I was going to say my boyfriend and I are long distance. So I live in

Jersey still and he lives in LA. We make it work, but both have crazy work schedules. Let's do all of you. Right. So how do you make it work with your partners when you guys are not together? Long distance

to be tough. Mm-hmm. But I think we all find our balance in it. For myself, I spend a lot of time

on the phone and on red eyes. And on red eyes like the one I'm taking tonight. So if I have a day, I try to get back even a day off as much as I can. So a lot, but it's just how I like to do it. It's not for everybody. But we, me and Danielle kind of grew our relationship on the phone and it just kind of

continued to call them KT and T because it was it did. KT and T. It's just always on the phone. It's

gotten better. Like we are not on the phone. But you're, you're, you're phone, you're not face timers. We are. We are. You face time with your daughter. I've never seen you call your, your generation Kevin, you guys don't face time. I'm an elder and melanin. I'm just a wind is phone up. I get that rotary phone. But it's not a bad thing that you, you said it's gotten better. Like as if it's, it's not that bad. No, I just thought you wanted to do it. I think what it was is. I have

yes, so I was knowing. No, it's not bad. It's not bad. We would spend not enough time not talking that, but there was not enough to talk about. It was just talking about it. It's a song lyrics about being together now and, like, just present in the comments. It's just home and that's good. Yeah, about Kevin Floyd. But yes, I do get a lot of data sponsored by Delta, isn't it? No, you're not it. Because you didn't work. Clip it. Clip it.

But I definitely face time with my daughters and try to help with my mobile work, which I can't do anymore. It's not in any easy. Yeah. Well, you're Nick. Well, yeah, I mean, long distance relationships

are always really, really difficult. I think it's just about trying to stay in contact as

much as possible. And, you know, our success in it has just come from any window that presents itself that we can just be together and separate that time. Even if it's a month or two or months in advance, we just say we're going to block this window and make sure that nothing

sort of touches that because you have to protect that time. And, you know, it's not always

easy to do that, but where you can, I think that's clutch. Absolutely. I also think a lot of fun games came out of COVID and a lot of fun things you could do, like via FaceTime or code names. Think of a few. Go on. Oh, you know, this is now sponsored by sexting. Yeah, I was going to say what's that? Okay, never mind. But yeah, I think that was that's very helpful. And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place. So I'm happy that

I know I'm going to be on the beach if I go see her. But I think at least you got somebody who's dating, you're dating somebody who lives in a pretty cool setting. So you have to go. That's nice. Yes. That's the luxury. What's your way of finding balance? I would also agree with flights and FaceTime is important. I would say. Yeah, absolutely. I want to see what you're doing.

What are you doing? I'll be showing me the copy game for fun. Also, I think if you're like on your

way and you have it, if you're like holding the phone while you're driving, that's really safe. Could make sure that they're doing that. All right, you're saying. Well, thank you so much. Thank you.

Enjoy Jersey.

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Very flirty with a guy. I know I was flirty. Like, this is not my first rodeo. I know I was flirty.

Yeah. Friends of friends, send a text, airballed. Nothing back. It was a good text. Like, and he was being flirty with you as well. We did for an hour. Like, that's a long, that's a lot of flirty. That's a lot of flirty. That's a lot of flirty. I don't know. What's time of day? It was a midday. Thank you, Joe. It was at the golf tournament. It was not nighttime flirty.

Was there any food or drink at this time? Or is it just walking or hanging or walking?

Uh, hanging or watching golf. And then at one point, I gave him the out and said, hey, I'm going to go over there and he said, oh, we'll go with you. We need to will go with you. His, him and his buddies. I just like to know I've seen the scene. Yeah. Painting a picture. Sunny day, beautiful. I know it was flirty. People were there. They also thought it was a fine. Then you sent, and it's a text. No, you gave him his number. He, he gave you. That. Thank you, Joe.

Is a part of it that I think might be where I went a ride. Let's hear it. Friend of friend. And I got the number. Oh, um, was that thing? Ooh, Kevin's face. Well, I would suggest. Okay. Join the stand. I'm going to, I'm going to just jump in here. I'm sorry. I don't mean to, to just donate to conversation. I think this, this situation is one of those where it's like, he was outside with his boys on a trip. Clearly felt a connection with you.

But probably is with somebody, and then the text came through and that's why you must

respond because it's like, oh, that, that breaks the barrier of the thing. So that's piping hot tea, right there. I don't want to disagree with Nick, but you, you can't, that is a

Reason he did not have a girlfriend.

is on a golf trip with his boys. He lives in a state that I won't name Montana on his own,

because he could be listening. So now he's on his own. He's a teacher. Yeah. He like, maybe he's a professional spy, and he's on a mission and he's going to take you back in about a week when he, when he's done saving the world, spend two months. Okay. It's a long, it's a long deployment. He's, he's at, he's without phone, and it's, yeah, this sounds, this feels like a ghosting

situation. That's what I'm, I'm wondering. So, okay, my questions. Cool or,

I'm trying to send a follow-up text or is it one for me? That's what I want to know. So, oh, right, I forgot those are questions. So I did a little bit of texting, but very,

I had people read it, and they told me that I'm sorry. You, you, you did a little bit of texting

and no response. How many texts? Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddy. Did you find this kind of social media? Well, a little bit. And is he a little bit married? I'm just thinking too, I found story for you. No, this is actually the guy that we took. Hey, Jonas from. Hey, Jonas. He's not found him. It's revenge ghosting. So my question for you guys, this is my,

hundredth question. Do you ever go in again? Do you just take the loss? Do, do you ever miss a text? Because I miss text. Should block him. Okay, so power moves. He does a lot. Yeah, he drives away. Okay, so that you guys tell me what you think everything. I think, okay, so it sounds like, let me just, we're just, let's just, and you're not going to hurt my feelings. Okay, so this is back it up. Meet somebody on this amazing trip. Do you meet them and their friends? It's

fun. It's like hard. And also it's flirty. You know, he's single. Mm-hmm. He's a Montana. He's told you. He's flirty. He's flirty alone. He says he looks alone. He's alone and he's out. He fly fishes. Burfun. It sounds like more work. Which you don't, you can't have a phone out there because it might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish enthusiast over here. And then you send a message, what's up? Then you send a follow up. Hey, here's a, by the way, here's that pick, uh, send it two months, no word.

Definitely don't text him back. Again, I think it's his lost girl. Oh, thank you, Joe. So you guys never

miss a text. So there's zero. Oh, no, I don't know. I never miss a text. Yeah, it's, that's, that's true. There's zero messages on my phone and emails. I, I also, you're a zero doubt guy. Yeah. Wow. I love that. You know, how do we feel about the thing when someone says, I'm sorry, Mr. Text. And you know, they, you know, they saw it. I'm sorry, Mr. Text. It's drives me nuts, but I do it too. Nick, it's a very bad text. Sometimes you see it. You're like, I will respond to that. You get busy with

something else. And then you're free with to respond. Totally, because you need to just say, oh, sorry,

missed it. Then to say, you know, I didn't have the time in that moment to text you back. And I would make up what would you like to make up a apology to all your friends right now? No. No. I was just, I wish the phone's had a button that says remind me later. It does. Hey, sir, can you remind me later to text Kevin? No, not that, but like on the text, be like, remind me again. I had a text Kevin to the reminder of list. That's, that's obvious,

but I'm saying, we're going to tell you this. Yeah. You can say, I guess, unread. All right. Next is Tara Unzoom. Hey, Tara. Hey, Tara. Hey, how are you guys? Oh, professional Mike. Hey, how are you? All the producers have such nice, they glow. Yeah, I think we have the same one. But we are starting to light up our, to does not turn green. Okay, what's going on, Tara? How are you? Good. Congratulations on the new podcast. Thank you so much. Yeah, you hear. And we're in the

biggest podcast, um, in Canada, guys, since Kevin spoke about camera earlier, they've been tuned in. So yeah, you go to @Hey Jonas podcast, Canada. We have that just for you guys. I love it.

I think we don't run from this show. We'll be on that page. Just go. Okay. Sorry. What's going on?

So I want to know if you guys can all open up your Instagram. Yeah. And what is on your algorithm? Yes. And what's on your four-year page? Wow. In fact, my algorithm is all, it's all, uh, Hollywood stuff. That's great. Right now, I'm watching somebody shake up, make Donald sponsored, and they're making a cocktail out of a sauce. Um, my, we're making a chicken nugget, the make, make nut. I can't say it. It's a martini that's made with chicken nuggets. That's when I just

came up. That's pretty great. Um, I'm seeing my discovery page a lot of AI videos. Um, it looks like capped Zach Efron has capped in planet, which is AI. That's cool. Oh, wow. That's really cool.

I think they're trying to cast them.

pulling cards right now. And a lot of ceramics. The lot of ceramics, ceramic art is success. I'm

going to like that. So that way, I get more ceramic cups. This is an exact replication of like my life right now. And this is coding with with AI tools, Claude and AI. Um, and golf. And working out videos. I'm getting one of these right now. And I'm, I'm really not sure why, but these are, uh, luxury, like minivan concepts in Asia. Oh, dude. Because it big Rob sent some to you. Do you, do you like probably why the, I guess, I get a, I'm feeling like they're

really nice. I want, I kind of want one. I'm in my minivan era. Oh, you said, okay, you said, for you page and algorithm. Yeah. Isn't that the same thing? No, the for you page is TikTok, right? I don't have TikTok on my phone. Oh, well, it's also the little magnifying glass. Oh, yeah,

good, the magnifying, yeah, magnifying glass. That's what, yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I said.

I was in the club. The podcast. I'm trying to keep on. I'm seeing a lot of, a lot of clothing. And it's interesting. And the last stage is a lot of coffee. This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things I love. You're month, you're being, and it's just different. We were just talking about beds. I'm, of course, I got a nice comforter situation on here. I also got some like, yeah, love it. Thank you, guys. Thank you so much, Tara. Bye. Thank you, next. I didn't know.

Next up, Danielle. Okay, so I am a boy mom. I have two little boys at home. Awesome. And so my question for you guys is, obviously you're very close to your mom. What did she do for you guys growing up? Like, what is one thing that stands out that she did for you guys that you love? I love that. What are your boys' names? You don't mind? Mateo and Milo. Beautiful names?

Great. You're nice. How about M&M? M&M? Something our mom did for us. I really stood out.

I mean, there's so much. She's hard to really pick. Our mom, you know, she's sacrificed so much of her time and life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up. And we owe them so much.

I mean, thinking back when we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial works in New Jersey

would drive for those that don't know. We would drive pretty much 20 to 30 minutes at least on the early without traffic into the city for auditions. And then one other boy would have to go to Broadway. But our dad was also a minister at the time. So he had a desk job and our mom would drive us to these auditions and just present it with a friend with our youngest brother Franklin at the time. Until she would stay in the city and usually New York being as it is, especially now,

called until May. It was literally like, it would be winter and she would be fine little cafes where she can just stay warm until one of the boys was done in the shows and then drive us all back home at midnight. It was just crazy and they do it all over again and there's matinee shows and things like there and we had school. And then she was homeschooling us at one point and she'd make meals for the entire family and she had also projects that she did with the church and she was like,

she ran the women's ministry there. So I mean, it's hard to just say one thing.

But I think, you know, she really taught us how to respect people and women and

really looking up to her on how she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman. We love her.

And she's an incredible grandma now. She got her finally she got girls because she wanted

girls badly and she got all four boys. Now just she has five five five grand daughters. So far and I don't know, she'll, I'm just saying, well, Franklin, you know, okay, yeah, Franklin Franklin Sano, Monday, maybe. So yeah, our mom it's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry. I was great. It was great, right? So beautiful. Actually, I'll say mine favorite. One of my favorite memories was in high school.

I had to get up super early for school with her and she was doing this with you guys at the time, like going to the city and I was still going to school and we would she would make me coffee for my bus ride to school. So she's the reason you drink poop coffee. Actually, maybe. Yeah. Actually, at the time, her actually take everything I said back. Yeah. It's scary. It's interesting. Hi, how are you? Hello, Jackie. How are you guys? Nice to meet you. So I'm from San Diego.

San Diego. San Diego. San Diego. Yes. What's going on? Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows. So as you had to choose one that you could actually win, like the traders dancing with the stars, survivor, which one would you guys do? I just watched that movie. Of course, I'm blank. Rachel make Adams, isn't it? Oh, San help. It's so good. And it's good. I liked it. And she was a big fan. I'm not, I'm not going to spoil anything. She's a big fan of survivor. It's in the trailer.

I liked it.

the trailer. Because you're not going to spoil it. It doesn't mean that I can't. That's true.

I haven't seen it. I got to watch it. Okay. So I'll tell you what happens. It's so good. She's a great super fan of survivor. Don't watch it on the plane, though. The 7 of you don't watch it on the plane. I just figure out why. Anyway, I saw the trailer. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That's also on the trailer. I have a thing. Well, so you're saying that you think you can win survivor?

That was the question. I think I do. All right. I don't know if I could win. I think I do pretty well. Cool. I've learned a lot from watching that movie. I have a script. I have nothing to do with reality show enthusiasts. Like a love game. I hosted one with my brother Franklin. I think traders who do well and traders. I like the trailer's concept. Traders concept. Watched a bunch of

it. It was very, very fun. I could do traders. You would win like a, oh, you have a reality show.

Yeah, or have. No, no, married to Jonas. I live that now. I don't have the show, though. You're right. So I live that now. Yeah. It's funny. Thank you. Life imitating art Kevin. Oh, sure. And the other one claim to fame, claim to fame. Yeah, with Franklin, which was still below. So fun. But to answer your question, what do I think I could we could win? Was that was that your question? I'm just wondering what you was thinking. Yes.

Of the real show, as you can think of, can be any reality show or has to be the three that you mentioned? No, any reality show. Oh, man. Worst cooks in America. I don't know if that's a show. It's a show. It's really a show. It's a competition. It's really a thing. Yeah. It's like the worst shots. I could do that. You know what you want to, to that point. The one that I love is, uh, it's like, they're like, oh, almost. What's that one called? Almost. They like make something as terrible.

Huh? What is it called? It's like food or food. It's making food and it's awful. And it's what's cooked in America? Is it nailed it? Yeah. Nailed it is the cake one, but the dessert's better

bad. Yeah. With Nicole Byers. That's great. Yes. This is a real show. When you said food, honestly,

I haven't actually guessed it in the earlier about, uh, alien that I saw in this guy. He said it was a plane. And then I said, no, it's obviously not planning. He's like, I actually know it's helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so confidently saying he's like, oh, maybe it's not. And I'm like, and then we walked into the studio and he was like, just on alien earlier, like, now you confirm this. Well, once it didn't appear as a plane or a helicopter, then I started to believe.

Is it cake though? I think I could, I could mail that. I would know. So you would be the contestant trying to pick. Not me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Next is Amy. Thank you so much. Thanks, Jackie. Thanks, Jackie. Thank you. Thank you. So this is a topic that's come up in this episode already. And I feel like it comes up with you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to ask you. You give a very heartfelt message about pooping your pants in eighth grade. Correct. And that you really

turned it into something beautiful. Yeah. My question is, why do you poop your pants on eighth grade? Mm-hmm. Did you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom like I'd love to know what happened? Well, my mom was there, actually. I didn't want, I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom because there was a lot of kids that would hang out in the bathrooms. And I was like, well, they're going to know. If people know that you poop, that's just a no-fly zone in school.

Everybody poops is not a book we had growing up in the household. We didn't get that one. Our library didn't have that. It was, sorry, right. So then I went to the nurse's office and I said,

I had a tummy ache. I call my mom and I said, Joseph, she calls me Joseph. Do you have to just

poop? I was like, no, such a Denise. And she's like, if I come down there and I bring you home, and you poop at home, and you could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be thrilled about this. So he's like, she got one lighter for me. No, I didn't know she's mine here. I tried. I lied. I tried. I tried to poop. I couldn't, I have a bad stomach ache. It was your crazy food you made to say now.

I actually, you know, I finally told her mom that I don't like her, uh, what's the

thing she makes that you like, casserole? I don't like her, casserole. I finally admitted it to her. I was like, I can't, I didn't get 20. I finally told my mom. I was like, I'm sorry, mom, I gotta tell you this, I don't like this. It was a good, it broke her heart. But, you know what? We're stronger for it. So then back to the poop story. So then she comes down and then I have to go collect my school books. So now my stomach is like, it's go time. And I'm walking and I'm starting to

feel like this might happen any moment and it's not, it's not going to be solid. And so my mom, mom, you kind of did have a stomach ache. Technically, that wasn't a lie. There was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention their cool kids. Oh, they were just camping in front of the

Cool kids.

what 13 year olds do? Dude, they were smoking candy cigarettes for sure. So now it's done.

Can't drink. And then my mom bumps our mother bumps into the principal. And of course, other mother is so kind, stops to have a 30 minute conversation with lady. And I let it run down my, I just can't hold it. It starts running down my leg. And I could see the principal and my mom

started like smelling a little bit. They're like, oh, so they're like, I think they're even like,

oh, was that me? So they're like, okay, well, have a good day, blah, and we start walking away. And I just, I go on to decorate the halls of this school with me. And it's like, it's just dripping down my leg. And then we get to the car and I sit in it. And I'm crying now. And our mom is like, did you just, and she's like, I knew it. And she told me, she made me go back and clean it. Off the floor. Off the floor. Wow. She made me go clean it. Because I left, because remember, I was

standing next to my mom while she was doing this principal. Now they go collect it. And then I went home and she was luckily, I think she cooled off from being angry. It was like, I think it was like, I don't want you to have to face the embarrassment of going back into school. Also, I didn't have an extra obviously to have like, no, no, she was just pissed. I didn't have an extra pair of drawers, you know? So then I had to go back and, oh my god. Yeah, well, I still, I still want, because I got to go home

for the day, but she was mad at me. Yeah, so that's my poof pooping in eighth grade story. Next is Maddy On Zoom. Hey, hey, hey, hey, what's up? Oh, how are you? It's going on. Great little story. Oh, you heard that. Great, well, it's waiting for you to talk to a lot of people. We'll hear that story. Wow. Well, it's great to meet you guys. It's me too.

So for my question is, I'm getting married. Congratulations. Seven. Thank you. So we're currently in the process of planning our wedding, all the things. So I want to know from you guys what's a wedding day must have or maybe something we should avoid

if you have any regrets. Wow. Gentlemen. Nice to meet you must have.

That's hard. It's hard to pick one thing. A lesser light. Do you drink? Okay. Yes, I do. Okay. I'm going to let your lights are very good. A handy thing. The big win is, are you having like a reception where everybody says you see everybody before the wedding the days before or day before? Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party. Okay. Yeah. That's the time. Yeah. Say hi to everyone. Okay. It's good. Because you're weddings for you. Yeah. Yeah. You're your partner. And you want to

be able to enjoy that or becomes literally just a meet and greet. Yeah. I love it. Tell you something. We know about me, Chris. I got it. I got a hot take. Oh, it's it's piping. But I got to say it. It is okay. And it should be okay to encourage your your friends and your family that are going to speak to write some things down before they speak. It's a good one. They go off the cuff and things get weird people say. And if they want to run it past you first. Yes. That's also nice.

I don't know why. I just think it's it's it's so taboo like everyone should you should be able

to do whatever they want. It's their moment to speak about you. But it's okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak. And maybe if you just want to write a few things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I think that should be okay. There's some people going to disagree. And that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion as am I. I love that. That's great. That's a good one.

I like that. Kevin. That's amazing. Wedding day must have. Kevin, you have an ice

lose it. Whether you're wedding would you suggest that? I would. It was very fun. Birthday cake shots were the wedding cake shots. So it's a wedding. Joey Fatone over there just original shots. He was. Okay, sorry. And drop it to you. It's okay. You know, I would say keep your, keep your doors like locked in the morning on your wedding morning. Oh, yeah. This is I got woken up by our, our, our late grandfather, Papa at four. No,

330 for a.m. in the morning to waking me up in my room. No, you're no shared room. My now. No, no, this was the day of the wedding day of the wedding. So I was like, finally,

asleep after we were hanging out the night before like just finally getting some rest and like you

up. I forgot. Alright. My grandparents gave me an Daniel a like a sexy time gift, which is insane. That came in at four in the morning. I'm pretty sure they're like,

Did you give up?

great. Like, how was it? Huh? Well, I'm just confused. Why, what was he doing at four in the

morning? I got to tell the story. Oh, sorry. I'm just stressing out. So he gave me this gift

at with our grandmother. You were asleep though, the the night, the the morning of your wedding, the night before the only one that I questioned. It was, yes, it was 330 in the morning. I was up. Well, you didn't sleep at your wedding. I know what I'm saying. I was so like, you know, excited. I had just fallen asleep as if we were taking the cat nap. Okay. I was like in and out. Right? He said the so-called brain and out burger. He got to, I'm getting woken up by

Papa, our Jerry Miller. And he just wanted to see a, you mean your grandmother were talking, just making sure I do remember this now. Did you like our gift that we gave you? He felt like I'm so like he was, he felt bad about it because they had a big fight because it was like, we shouldn't have given this inappropriate gift, right? I think I did. I mean Daniel didn't quite respond in front of a group of people. I think, and I think they took it thoroughly. I don't know

exactly. I think maybe they probably spun out and somehow got a key to my room. Got into my room,

woke me up. But you know what? I'm so happy that he did because I'll have that memory of my brother. I remember one day. I did not go back to bed. So keep your doors locked here.

I like that. That is something I never would have thought of. So thank you. Congratulations.

That's a luck. Good luck. Thank you. Nice to have Easton. Hey, guys. Hey, Easton. First time, most Center for Same Color. Happy to hear. Joe. Have you? I know you're online a lot. I just wanted to be honest with me, please. Yep. Do you ever watch those Thursdays of yourself? I make them. All right. You need both. Consumption. Is that a Mickey Mouse watch? Yeah. That is wild. I just told the story about that. He's still a bar up.

Wow. She's been in the room. Our grandfather used to wear that exact watch. Wow. That's a good watch. That's a good watch. Yeah, it's not a cool watch, but that's wild. And that's beautiful. Thank you. I do not make them, but I they come on my feet because I I like to support fan content. So I see him. Has sometimes I like to interact with them. Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy. Not quite

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Good. Thanks for having me. This is Hey, Jonas. Hey, Jonas. Hey, Jonas. Now, every should say that when they call. Oh, yeah, it's good idea. Everyone should say that. Hey, Jonas. We say, Hey, you. All right. My question is for Nick. I'm wondering if you have a random hill that you're willing to die on. For example, minus this dryer sheets don't need them. They're a meth. That's. I think they're exist. It's a very good work, though. I don't think they do.

I think they do. What are they? What are they made for? They're made to take down the aesthetic electricity inside your dryer so you don't actually pull your clothes together. Okay, I made that up. Am I right? Is it sponsored? I wasn't even listening to the sound. I mean, thinking about my. Hey, Siri, what are your seats made for? We're giving you time to think. The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep your back thighs and legs. Sorry, guys. This is a

different channel. Hey, Siri, what are dryer sheets made for?

dryer sheets, she wasn't speaking. Dry sheets are made of non-woven. Oh, they're what are the made of. Okay, fuck this. All right, go ahead. I think that people should be more aware of their space in an elevator. And, you know, during the pandemic, we had the separation everyone was if I get an elevator and someone's for no reason gets right up near me. It pisses me the fuck off. And in a way I can't even describe it. Having yesterday, I was, I was in a hotel and there's

much people there for FIFA. It's a big FIFA conference. And one thing that was interesting was all these guys had the same uniform. It was a blue, dark blue suit, white shirt, and some sort of

like cool sneaker sounds like a soccer player. That was the first thing that kind of got me feeling

a little bit like Larry David, a little pissed off. Okay. Why are you all wearing the same thing? Maybe they're, they're really like a uniform. They play enough. So then they're kind of like walking down like, no, they're, they're just the executives executives. Like a little sneaker. Yeah, like an ace. A white cool sneaker. So anyway, I get in the elevator and I've got, you know, my suitcase and either bag. And three people get in. But they all decide to stand like

like two close to me. And I was like, we have room. They show awareness. Did you say anything? Or did you use your body to like, I didn't know you were aware. And you both know this when I, yeah, did they pay any money or they were in their business combos? They were in,

deep in business combos. That's in college. How many floors do you have to? 11 floors.

Yeah. And then I have to say, hey, excuse me, to get out. Excuse me, to get out. It was blocking the door. Oh, even when it opened. When it opened, you know, man, that's like common, that's pretty jack. If there's, there's a positive hill to die on. I like most people to agree with that. I don't think it's technically one that I think, you probably have a couple of a lot of people would disagree with. Yeah. Well, what, like what? Well, you're thinking on that. I think it's true,

like that could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk to a stranger in an elevator in New York. There's, there's some, like, it's a wall like that. The weird law. What? Yeah. I think that's a thing. You could look it up. It could be wrong at the wrong state. But like, there's a law where you're not allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator. Oh, I got, I got one. I held a dime. Every restaurant should serve breakfast all day. 100%. Yeah. No, especially in a hotel. They go, oh, yeah, we're,

we're, we're stuff. We stop serving in 11. Yeah. At a hotel. I'm sorry. I just woke up. And you should be able to drink at an airport at any time. You can do that. Amen. Because you don't know where the, and you can't judge anybody. As I'm saying, if you see, you don't know where I'm from. Having a, you don't know where they came from. Yeah. These are my hills to die. I would also say, if you can, here's where I think we should, this should be passed. Yeah. What? When Kevin

becomes New Jersey governor, and then you, eventually become the president, is what we should do. Nope. We should get it passed that if you can recite the entire flight safety briefing,

you never have to hear one up again. But you do like a re-up like it's your drive license. It does

Expire.

you're like, all right, go back to watching your show. All right. So what reminder, guys, if you want to

talk to us, or you have questions or concerns or comments or things to get off your chest. That's right.

@Hey Jonas podcast on Instagram and TikTok and call us at 1-8-4. Hey, don't us, 1-8-4, 3-9-5, 6-6-2-7. Or you can email us, which is something you can do. @Hey Jonas at iHartRadio.com. Right. Added the three. Kevin's personal cell is, you know, in someone's sense of an email, I'm set of attacks to kind of stress me out. You know, like a person, and you, you have in your circle. Oh, you think they's putting me out from someone instead of attacks and it feels more like

others problem. And then they write in the email, if it's easier to contact you, you can just text

me and then they give you a number to give you the, the anxiety push of like, we're about this. You have responded in 24 fucking hours. The bottom of the email says, send from my iPhone.

Like, I, I know you have another way. I think they just do that. It's in the, they just do that.

Now guys, beyond all of that, someone leaving a voicemail. Oh, I got them from dad. I got one and it's just. Oh, man. Yeah. Kevin, you haven't been in it. You haven't been in it. You haven't been in it. Show me the call back. It's like, oh, God, who died? Yeah. He's just called me. Actually, I have to

call him back. Not right now, but like he just, it's, he's got the geos. He says,

bye bye at the end of, let's see if he says, but by it's so cute. Ready? If you can give me a phone call, but if you're doing well, love you so much. Talk to you in a bit. Bye bye. Yeah. Bye. I didn't even know that was on it. It does not sound like someone passed away.

Yeah. Yeah, every time. Oh, God. Okay. Bye bye. Bye bye.

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