Hey Jonas!
Hey Jonas!

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Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guide, not quite on humor me ...

Smigle and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Oden Creek to David Letterman

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And at the Friendship, only the toughest survive. I'd know, I competed there for decades. Join me, Renee Stubbs, on the Renee Stubbs tennis podcast for no non-sense break downs of the biggest matches, the toughest players, and the moment said to find Rolling Girls. Gention Winner, she's an outsider to win the Friendship.

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So how do we actually come up with a name, hey, Jonas, guys?

I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And oh, we were thinking I originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. Well, this is how you guys remember it going down.

Yes, I have a very different memory of this.

We had sons of Jonas. And it's had nothing Jonas Jonas. No, I think you're, I think you're right at all. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down in my little note pad, hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title of the podcast.

But thanks for remembering that, guys. Well, thanks, Nick. Mine won't just a little bit more exciting. It's a elaborate story. So, so really, this story and the extra credit, you know,

maybe we can get more like podcast points. Is that a podcast? All right. I feel like everyone in the world had a podcast, so we just felt left out. So we needed a podcast.

Well, I was thinking more that we had a lot of really important things to talk about. That's true. You know, we don't spend it up time with each other as it is. So why not just fill the space between soundtrack and the show with the podcast, where we have to be. Together and it closed environment, even more.

No, it's a great, it's a good idea. We should, should definitely do it. Pull a question for the bowl. And tissue, how do you say that? It's a story.

Anticipatory. All right. Let's get a question out of this.

This was Jos, I think I've learned something.

To just do random questions that I have nothing to do with this. It's made of wool, all right, this one popped out and wants it. Kevin, I'll take it. Oh, okay. No, I think it's Nick.

We can all answer it, too. Maybe not. No, I don't really show off. We don't know it's in the bowl. It's great, Nick.

This is for you, Nick. Do you compete in the shower? Oh, yes, I do. I love to be sure in the pool. Not in the pool, that's disgusting, but it's shower.

There's something loved to pee in the shower. There's something so soothing about warm water hitting your body and just a release of hitting your butt like you're peeing on your leg. What's going on here? No, no, no, no, the shower, oh, sorry, okay, but it is.

And of course, we don't do this in like a, like a locker room type thing. This is a shower that is. Oh, no, not for doors. We do shower a lot in locker rooms, though. We do, because we perform in arenas.

Well, usually there's a sports team. I don't go in there.

You have to believe that to go into a shower without--

There's a hockey player who's definitely peeing in the shower. Totally. Peeing on each other in the shower, I'm sure. I don't, Joe. That's, I don't know.

All right, I mean, he did rifle. There's an episode there. All right, so all right, who's next Kevin P in the shower? Yeah, you pick that cut you pick Kevin's okay. Ever peeing the shower while drinking a beer. Oh, yeah, yep, done it. It's cold beverage in your body while you're

Shower with hot water while you're here.

I want to get though attach you just that you got a little. Oh, I lash. Oh, thanks. Yeah, make a wish

Nope didn't come true. Okay, good I want to get the tattoo that you guys have the arrows, but with Franklin, so we go you guys are not so good idea You guys are East you guys are East West kind of pointed

No, North West, that's funny. He's like the one up you guys have the bet. I wasn't invited. Are you gonna do north and south? Who's getting south?

He's tough. Oh, yeah, bad boy Just live in the South now. It's a good idea. No to Nashville for you to forget that with Franklin we could we could make a sort of a compass Yeah, it's great. It's great. And then we could it's great. Okay, Kevin. We're gonna pick my bowl Pick my bowl for long yeah the What is one what is one rumor out there you'd like to squash right now?

Let me consult my lawyer just okay. I would say one rumor That's too many Just pick one take one just one I'm not running for a

Governor of California

That's a rumor that I think that's trying to start it and then debunk it

I can share that I can parallel park guys. I can parallel park. Okay. Oh That's a yeah, that's a good one. I can. Let's not so much a rumor as it is just a video that That showed me one time having a difficult time when there was two children in the back not my children God children Who's kids two god children going like every time my car went beat they're like

They don't see the inside of the vehicle. That's true. We need to down to recreate interior and story that we're filming They're not helping We're not helping that was mean. Anyway book debunk. I thought it was quite fun. I love I've got the humor in it, but I can't I can pair I would say that I don't have now I do have what is it Kevin? What's the word anticipatory anticipatory anxiety when I park because I'm like Carried hit a bug every time I properly fast now. Pillar parallel park really fast first nice I

Check that I hope somebody was filming that I will say that towards the end of the tour when people thought Holding a sign or something that was about the parallel parking thing that there's a little fatigue on that the joke got a little old right when I see in my comments

You could always tell when like a brand comments. Yeah, their first joke is parallel parking like I'm like higher a better social media

Yeah, because that's the best joke you can come up with I'm full you can make fun of me easily and that's the best joke you got Yeah, that's old. Okay

Okay, more all right. That's what I think we're good. We're good on the ball. Okay, so we got the ball ready for whatever

Kevin you got a new single that just dropped I did little things little things. How are you feeling? Like a big thing oh Big thing long campus. Yeah feels great feels I can't wait what's the song about it's about all those little moments that just make up the Things in your life that matter the most the little things about someone that just keep making you happy Who's that someone like my wife Danielle of course? I wrote some little things that that you two do together or that she does for your or with you

Or to you that you really enjoy I'm not gonna get into that to me I can do anything. That's true. Make it sexual you're being weird True. Yeah, you know what yeah. It's me. I'm problem. What are the little things she does to that you love so much? Don't be a color color in the I'm sweating

Okay, sorry, what are some little things that you guys do together? Yeah, no each other

Together together. I think some of the little things that I have always really

Rang true in our relationship is we can communicate a lot and it doesn't get old We were just got back from South America and we spent a lot of time on the phone even because we were apart But the little things that she does she is an incredible mother. She is the best partner friend She continues to surprise me with joy every day. She sent me a beautiful bouquet of flowers. You know getting flowers as a as a guy It's not something I'm used to and it's just not the traditional sense like I get flowers all the time

She sent me flowers for the song release and it made me feel incredibly special So that was a little thing that made me feel great love it. Well, I want flowers. Do you like getting flowers? Of course, who does fuck yeah? I do Feels great to get finish. I'll take a bouquet. I'll take an edible arrangement. There's episode's now sponsored by edible arrangements So long time ago, I had a

An assistant who I told to send Something to somebody mm-hmm and they sent them send a little it's a little edible arrangements. Why is that bad? It's not bad. It's just it was a professional Thing the person I want to send man, so he's not a 13 year old child or like a or me grandmother

It was like a professional so I was like just let's just send them something

You know, I'd let's look I was like between

60 and 70 dollars you know I wanted I want them to feel appreciated who are you sending this to I'm not gonna tell you It was a professional relationship Oh, Bob auger Just kidding. So then I I get the receipt and I'm like I didn't order edible arrangements and he goes, I don't know that was for Like I think if I got an edible arrangement

Hey, I would eat it be I would be grateful. I've seen they're in their office They have a cup of coffee. It's the morning they open the laptop look as me mills They're assistant walks in and goes You have an edible arrangement from Nick Jonas and maybe this person went out I'm starving. I haven't had breakfast

Blood blood blood sugar was low you just saved that man's life. I mean that's what I would hope but I was traumatized about understood well

This episode brought you my edible arrangements. Yeah, yes for professional and personal use

Anyway, little things is out and You've got we've got some Vegas shows coming up. Yeah for an arrow. We talked about this Nick It's a lot of Vegas a lot of Vegas and we are multi's with me. She's here. We we've been doing some pull time Because shooting an India so we're doing some daddy daughter time. We're gonna go check out the The

what's it called Cirque du Soleil show a day off. Can is she old enough for that fly over thing cross street? She is old enough to tall enough actually It's not an age thing tall enough. It's about the height 42 inches she is clear for take off. Oh gosh We're going to hit the slots. We're gonna hit the slots. She's gonna grow some dice now The one thing that is is this that would be fun

No, they call them arcades

I mean like a real casino for one of the things that is listed as an attraction for for kids in Vegas is the

Intrepid museum the intrepid not the intrepid Titanic the Titanic museum that's terrible which we went to it. We did go to it And it's in our let's show a clip. This is from our our Disney channel Interstitial show was named a real show that couldn't list it. There's a reality show called live in the dream and we actually went as a part of our Quadocote schoolwork to the Titanic museum. So I'm gonna take multi there and just explain that it's a really cool fun boat from the old times

And I like that tell her exactly what happened about didn't With eight yeah got from point a to point See yeah, it was trying to find Santa Claus And it took a wrong turn. Okay, well, that's gonna be fun Anyway, this is good multi here. Yeah, but it's a lot of Vegas. It's it's it's a lot of days. So we have to

So we've got a loan Just kidding. It's also like the it's not just the shows. It's also it's Vegas so the friends go hey Yeah, I'm coming and it's gonna be great the friend actually my entire cast of white elephant is coming Really aren't they're coming to show how was filming that that movie? It was good. It was it was a grind was 24 days of actual shooting with you know with the weekends so until a month and

It's a fast shoot intense very intense movie wow and the last like few days I had to go to some very like You know emotional and and sort of scary places. I love that it's a horror movie I know you don't I love swash your films. Okay. Yeah, I want to feel doesn't She does too, but she yeah, do you know what movie we didn't really know is that movie with um where they'd become like one person Like oh the substance no not substance the other one where they're together together

Yeah, body dish body morph stuff like not a fan interesting What movie did you like recently that you said I should watch you told me this the other oh Apex was great. I like the Apex was good like they know what's the movie? It's the thing hail Mary project him Oh, I got to see that guys. It's very wholesome right it's it's like a Disney like that Ryan Gazzling

Gosling doing the wholesome got something but it's like so powerful and so cool and

It's him in a robot basically or like a Spoiler no spoiler no spoiler. There's I'll I'll see it soon when it comes out on Vita. It's Worth watching all right, but it's not but it's basically he's the only human in the movie It for the most part yes, mm-hmm for the most part taking all the jobs. Gosling It's really impressive good job. Okay. Well this has been just a truly

Tantilizing conversation, but I'm being told that we have to go on stage now We've a we have a crowd waiting for us out there actually something we have to do we have to change clothes We have to do our day job, which is the we got a wax Kevin's back

Actually, is this the day job or is that I think this is the day we work nights. That was the best

True since because Nick is really Nick and Kevin get really upset when we go to down to lobby for breakfast and it's one team And they're shocked that the whole town is a sort of breakfast and I was like every hotel show And breakfast all day long at one p.m. But we have to go do our night job now night job. So thanks for tuning in and we'll see you next time We have to go play show. Bye play show. Bye bye bye

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We do some retirement homes those people are starving for banter. Wasn't a humor me with Robert's Michael and friends on the iHeart Radio App Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts

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Call it grotesque others say it's unleashing human potential either way the podcast superhuman

Documented it all embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year Within probably 10 days I put on 10 pounds. I was having troubles stopping the muscle growth

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