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“Welcome to America's Talk to E.I. Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with?”

Well, I had a different habit to start to show, but I have successfully had it with my iPhone, which I know I bitch about my iPhone a lot. But I have the unique ability that I have in the last hour deleted both my ability to call on my iPhone and my ability to text. I don't know how I did it. I don't know if I'm magic, but I can suck up a wet dream and I can dent it with my iPhone and so I've had it.

Wow. Yeah, that's where you really did yourself. So you're unable to place a phone call or send a text. Correct.

Receive what's your plan of action? Well, here is my plan. My plan is I'm going to go to the studio and have Seth fix it. That's smart. That's my plan. Exactly what I would do. Yeah.

“Yeah, because I think it's just like a reinstall situation.”

Right. I can't figure it out. Like I really am at a loss. How do I continue to do this all the time?

Yeah. Yeah. It's have you noticed that they've reorganized we may have talked about this before, but they've reorganized the text messages and the most recent download and so then you have like Unprogrammed and unknown contacts and it goes to one place and it's not in your main queue. And so I ran into a couple people and I'm like, I've texted you like four different times and I open. I'm like, I do not have a text from me. I must not have my number. They pull up the contact. I don't know if that is my number.

And they're like, this is so weird. It says delivered and I'm like, it's not in my text.

“And then I notice that there is an unknown text section that you have to go into.”

And again, this is a situation where you have people having meetings that they shouldn't be having. Where they think, okay, let's make the iPhone better. It really what they're doing is just let's do new things with it. Right. And they do new things with it. And the new things complicate the situation like I can't even discuss the downgrade of the photo album. Like two or three updates ago. I just it's they've overcomplicated it and improvements that over complicate something that is supposed to be smart are not improvements.

And I've had it with that. I mean, I've had it too. I think my smartphone makes me feel dumb and maybe I am dumb, but I can't be the only one this happens to. I mean, probably with the regularity, yes, but I just I've had it with the iPhone had it. Yeah, yeah, I've had it too. And then you think about the people that are Android users and I'm telling you like they have this pride about being an Android user and I used to. I used them like you have a green text and I felt like an elitist right using my iPhone and then Tim Cook made a trophy for Trump and kiss the ring and you know all the things that are just horrible that we're all living through.

And the Android users, I think I would big apology to I kind of feel the same way. Yeah, I kind of and I feel like they were on to something a long time ago. Yeah, yeah, I think so too. All right, so I've had it with something that's happening to me quite a bit. So when I'm on when I'm not recording and not reading the news so that I know what we're talking about on our political podcast, I have news. If I'm on social media, I don't even look at the people on following. I just go to the curated page for me right that has a bunch of different things.

And I have a combination of tennis instructors doing little instructional videos about how to get more tops.

I have a French dope Bulldog videos.

And so I'll find a really cute like great looking dog super photogenic great smile.

“I just think, oh my god, I am in love. And then I'll send the image in our family DM.”

And to one of my sons and I'm like, this dog is so attractive, so photogenic. You can tell this dog has an incredible personality.

By the way, he's interacting with the camera and it's owner and then one of my sons will respond, mom, that's AI. Oh my gosh, they're doing it with dogs. Yes. Yes. And it's like, it's just a really cute like French Bulldog or a fluffy French Bulldog or something. And I like this is this is a great looking dog like this is wow. I'm so enamored. And then I find out it's not real. And then there's these videos of like these dogs that like jump into the snow.

“And then they come back out of the hole and pop their head up. And I was so proud. Like I felt like that dog is fearless. And that dog just jumped in that snow.”

And then came back up and was like, pick a boon to its owner. So I send that and I'm like, I wish our dogs would do this.

And then there's some moments AI. And it's just video after video after video. I mean, I knew when they had the French Bulldogs doing the high dive competition. I knew that was AI. But now it's just like there's this whole trend of AI right now where it shows a little child like a toddler that maybe three or four.

And there is a mess on the wall like maybe a crayon all over the wall. And the kid is facing the wall.

And then there's like a golden retriever behind it. And there's a series of these all different kids all different golden retrievers all different acts of domestic terrorism. And when I say domestic terrorism to any young mothers out there, you know that your children domestically terrorize your actual home with markers crayons, whatever. And so the mom is like, why is the dog you're in time out? Why is the dog standing there with you? And the kid, like a door bleak as because he picked out the color and the dog is sitting there like this. And so I've sent this to my family like, oh my god, this is so cute AI.

And it's like now this world where we don't really believe anything like there's a whole conspiracy theory that mentioned that you know who's dead, right?

“Because he's using AI. I know the Trump administration, you know, the remember that speech where Trump was at the oval and he had an extra finger and steps.”

Yeah, they're using AI with leaders. And so that's the dangerous aspect of it, but just from a personal aspect of it, I'm falling in love with toddlers, which is a new one. And golden retrievers and cute dogs doing cute things. And it's all fake. And this is just the way this is escalating and accelerating you can see how problematic all of this technology is going to be for us. Well, and here's the deal. And it's just the ability to distinguish it like your boys can immediately distinguish it. I can't like I've sent Kylie shit that I was serious as a heart of talk about. And it's AI. And so figuring out what is AI and what's not that to me is terrifying because obviously we've seen

of late in our political sphere. People are not. I mean, you're not always the best and brightest out there on the internet. So it's like, it's hard. And it's getting harder. And you hear all these stories. So I've had it with AI kind of had it with AI. I think it's just like a fucking hat. Oh, I think jobs. You know, everybody's, I mean, you just hear layoff after layoff and it's AI and it's just like fucking AI who needs it. When some guy saying like a super oligarch saying, oh, I couldn't parent without AI.

Yes, I'm open. What is wrong with you? It's just, it's gross. So listener on our other podcast, our political podcast, I hit news. I can't tell you how many times probably been 10 times. Perhaps it's like, I have an episode. I'll lead it. So we go into it. And we get to like the third point in the episode and she'll say Kylie play the video and the video goes up and then like eight seconds into it. Kylie and are both like this is AI. It's bad. So some of those, I have, I am not good at figuring out AI. You are a PhD and not being able to figure out. I should lead the like I should lead the club of can't figure out AI. I am the president.

I'm here.

No, but I feel somewhat betrayed though after I have developed a relationship with a canine or something adorable online and then it's I'm told it's it's fake and then I feel some sort of betray like really I just said here and I felt a motion and all of this for something that isn't real.

“I don't know, when this keeps going over a mass mass, mass scale, I think it's going to be really damaging to our humanity.”

Great. All right, great. All right, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer.

And she, H B I C for beaver haven't said that in a while. Just want to remind everyone. I'm the head AI fraud, not detector and a beaver. I had ANC head tech at the genius bar at that. A story. Can you imagine if you into the genius bar and I was yeah. Yeah, I think yeah there would be riots at the mall riots. Okay, Kylie. How are you? I'm good. I'm a I gen it's getting so much better that it is getting harder and it's these really mundane clips. It's not it's not it's not Trump doing sort of isolate like it was you know what I mean, which that would get Angie.

Those are the kind of things Angie was getting things we all we had to we had to trash can I have news episodes that we were eight minutes into filming and then.

Trump doing a triple lads. That's the whole middle of the Olympics now times that that didn't happen. But no, it's more mundane stuff that seems believable and my kids can detect it. Josh and I cannot and it's something that's really like earnest and like. When Instagram was good when social media was good when you saw sweet connections to humanity connections to creatures connections to nature through your phone. And it was like, Oh, okay, we're all still connected real self there and then you fall for it something mundane but heartwarming and then you find out that it's fake and then I just feel such a betrayal just one last thing on this to Angie before she had adopted any friend cheese.

We were all on tour and we were sitting around having lunch and she was trying to find one she wanted she wanted this long haired thing she was I found the one I want.

I've never seen one like it it's so unique she shows us and it's a video of like a video game looking dog.

“Oh, I remember that it was obvious that we were like Angie that's not real. It's like what that's the one I wanted. Okay, I've got some reviews.”

This one is five stars from Scotty title spot on and he says love to see women I would typically write office maga proving me wrong. These intelligent red state women are the ones who could save this country and with a bunch of clapping emojis he says Jennifer needs to run for. You run for office. That is so nice. So nice.

And you hear that all the time would you consider it? No, I don't want to run for office. I don't. There are people that are better at running for office than I would be and I am interested in the things I'm interested in in order to run for office.

“You have to take on a lot of policy and delivering for people is boring right and I don't know that I have the bandwidth to my or myself down into the boring policy of some sort of roadwork improvement and the budgeting thing for it.”

The politics that we cover is the splashy stuff and I shine and talking about all of that but the truth of the matter is a lot of governing and politics is really really boring and I don't know that I have the depth to do that. And I appreciate everybody thinking that I do but this is a character defect in me. I think that I would be like the boring shit and what are we talking about today pot holes. I don't know that I appreciate it. I do but as I play the tape through, I can see myself getting incredibly bored with a lot of the really important things that politicians do that don't make the news that make our lives better a lot of bills that have all of this budget policy wonky stuff and I don't think I.

I have the middle capacity for that.

My opponent can play this exact. So I will lose. So I will lose the election. I'll say from from the horse's mouth. She thinks improving people's lives is boring and that's no part of it. I can't get to kind of say that about what people's lives improved I do.

You know, here's the thing that's so bad about this. This puts me in bad company. Trump has to have people make the news entertaining for him.

We talked about this on the night hit news episode. And of course, could I mire down and geek out on shit? Yes, I absolutely could. I just think there are people at it that are better. I think they're just better smarter policy driven people that can do much better job than me. To be fair, Jennifer, I believe that if you were an office because I don't like the Trump comparison. If you were an office, you would hire the most expert expert wonky.

“I mean, you would have the most authority on the subject in every meeting and you would listen to them and you would welcome feedback that disagree with you. That's what I think.”

Thank you, pumps. Thank you very much, pumps. I probably would do that.

In my interior design business, I always have like the best subcontractors. The, you know, like the let's get the best experts in here to figure out how to handle it, but I appreciate is so nice.

But I just don't want to be a politician. I don't want to have to go to work. Congress. I don't know, you know, here's the deal. If I did, possibly, can I come to work with you today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hope you like Johnson in the hall. She didn't mean trolling around the hallways hanging out in the restaurants hanging out when we went to the DNC. She was like, I want to go up to where all the media row is. I want to see what all the what all the journalists are doing and with the politicians are doing. She left it. She wanted all the escape of even get politician two pumps.

Oh, my God, no, although I'm looking for me to run as they are coyway. Let's run. Pump pump for state house. Pump it up. If you want to pump up your life. How great would it be if like your commercial. If you just, it was like it started pump up the jam and then you just kind of came up the screen. Up the jam, we just busted out eight counts. Pump it up. If you'd like to take a blindfold and be like, justices blind and you can do this whole little dance. I think it went. I do. That's where the artist has to make a statement and be like, we do not work. Right. So we do not want using our staff. It's embarrassing.

“I think pump up the jam people. I can't remember who's saying that. I think we all on board with it.”

Yeah, that was a great song. That was a great song. Now I'm going to be in my head all day. I've been having this random songs are getting into my head and I can't get him out. So you know what I do that's so evil. I tell it to Kylie. She has it too. And she'll sing it. Just the one catchy as part to send it to me in a way from her. Yeah, it's yeah, that's diabolical. Yeah, because I want to get it out.

Pumps, did you ever? I would always go to clubs.

When I was younger in college and when pump up the jam came on, it was like skirt out of the dance floor just here. Just slash in my vodka around on the dance floor. Yeah, you have to dance with the drink in your hand and I would do it. I dance with the stick too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this one hand was a sig and one hand was a cocktail. And you're just just sloshing it around blowing smoke in everybody's face and you've loved it. Like more carcinogens. More, a little more down the second hand smoke. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yes, I mean, that's the universal popper.

“Here's the thing now. I love to dance. I think it's so fun. I have no musicality and I'm the worst dancer because I can't stay on the beat.”

And so as much as I love to do it, I'm really like I'm not self conscious very often, but dancing. I'm self conscious because I know I'm bad at it. So can we roll out like TikTok dances now for the I've had it. TikTok page? No, I'll do it because I like nobody has to tell me I'm a bad dancer. Like I checkmark. So if we want to just do it to make fun of me, I enjoy that kind of thing. So I'm all in. Okay, Jen, do you want to head up some news stories? Yes, I have some news stories. I want to share with everybody. The first one is, and this is about a week or so old.

We've been remiss and reporting on is everybody knows the three of us are die...

Oklahoma City Thunder Basketball fans, reigning champs, reigning MVP.

“Shea Giligas Alexander. And so they won the championship. We were all at the game. It was high times, high times in the 405, which is the area code for the OKC.”

The mayor David Hold, he was on a permanent high for a month on it and we had parades. It was incredible. And so as you know that when a team wins something, they get an invite to the White House. And so when you are a independent thinker, a free thinker, a Democrat, an independent, a progressive and a red state, your politics gets so diminished because of the electoral college. You never have politicians come to see you.

And you just kind of have to go with the masses. And so you never hardly ever get a little win ever in your state until this team, this national championship team.

Trump invited them to the White House. And they said, and I'm paraphrasing here. Go fuck yourself. Actually, they said we have a scheduling conflict. I interpret as, right, don't fuck yourself. You wanted to go. Totally. You think if Obama's president, they're not going over their ASAP.

Right. So during freeze with him, I mean, 100%. So Kylie put up the headline.

We have some news right now. The Oklahoma City Thunder will not be visiting the White House to celebrate their 2025 NBA championship win, breaking from past customs of NBA champions, heading to the White House to celebrate this year, according to the Atlantic, the thunder will not be going to the White House will not be meeting with President Donald Trump. They cite timing issues. They said, well, we have been in touch with the White House and are appreciative and grateful for the communication we have had, but the timing just didn't work out.

Now Donald Trump's election in 2016 has disrupted the past precedent of NBA champions visiting the White House. For example, the Golden State Warriors in 2017 and again in 2018 declined the invitation from the president of the United States to visit. And now you have the thunder declining the invitation as well. This is such a win. That's a win or people like us and blue dots and red states all over the place because we have to deal with so much.

You never get presidential candidates that come to your state for a rally because it's just a foregone conclusion it will turn red.

“Here's how election night goes for somebody who's all three of us are very politically active, right?”

And we follow the news cycle and all of this stuff. We can't pay and we have the signs in our yard to have stickers. We get merch. We do everything we can do for the blue ticket because we see firsthand the dangers of maga supermajorities or before maga Republican supermajorities. This is what happened to get up you're excited to go about. When you get back home when you're watching Kornaki or John King somebody, right, you know, one of these guys with a magic wall and you're flipping back and four channels is like, okay.

Right now the following states are the polls are closing in Oklahoma then it goes to do do do do breaking news don't win so Oklahoma. It's immediate and it's devastating and so cudos to the Oklahoma city thunder for not being fascist collaborators for not. Going to play paddicate with an administration that is removing actively removing black history from all pillars national parks the US military all sorts of places.

“Because this is a league that is, you know, I think it's 80 something percent African American athletes really, really high and so I really love that they aren't going and then just another personal grievance that I need to air.”

And if those of you that don't follow sports, I apologize for what this will make this short. But there is this announcer and her name is is it Doris Burke. Yeah, okay, Doris Burke she is an MBA announcer and she spreads propaganda about Shea Giligas Alexander and she called refers to him as a foul merchant. Yeah, which means that he is intentionally getting all of these fouls or faking people into fouls. This guy just broke Wilton Chamberlain's record. He's on a streak of like 20 plus points MBA history.

Yeah, and whenever I see somebody and we talk about basketball because I have the little Oklahoma city thunder beanie that I wear in New York and it's been really cold and people say you like the thunderstorms like I love this under SGA's incredible.

They will say oh he's a foul merchant and I was like that is Doris Burke prop...

Comps is so into sports so I want you to be impressed that I have a sports grievance pumps.

“I'm very impressed. I was shocked when you even name checker. Yeah, I thought it would be really proud of me. I'm very proud.”

And my boys are super MBA and pre obsessed and so this is something I bond with being a hashtag boy mom being the only hashtag girl in my family. I have had to become interested in things that I wasn't normally interested in which one is MBA basketball. And once you get into it, it's really fun and they're so athletic and the league is fantastic and obviously the Oklahoma city thunder is fucking incredible national champs. And I just want to say Doris Burke stop with the SGA propaganda you are propagandizing the youth to diminish somebody's incredible run and you need to retract that statement on the record on the record and you we will welcome you to I've had it podcast to do it to make your retraction.

“Clearly at this stage you by letting this out there you are poisoning the minds of MBA youth fans against somebody who is going to be legendary in the history of big history is not going to be kind to you Doris.”

And you have a chance just good. She has a chance. There's a shirt I'm going to have to get it for you that a lot of people in Oklahoma city having it's like an anti Doris Burke t-shirt. And then when I tell people Doris Burke is a propagandist then they're come back to me as oh a woman not supporting a woman.

“And I'm like here's here's the thing with that the one women supporting women is one of the most abuse things on the planet.”

I support women of course of course I do I don't support propagandists regardless of the gender so I've had it with all of that. All right listen or do you ever find yourself scrolling zooming in reading reviews looking for the perfect outfit.

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FEMA official claims he was teleported to wawful house this is real you guys kindly play the clip.

They tell a port that incident two of them and I end up at a waffle house like 50 miles away from where I was.

“That man who is yes talking about teleporting to a waffle house is Greg Phillips and he now holds one of the most important jobs of FEMA overseeing the office of response and recovery.”

It was an incredibly frightening moment to experience yourself in your car flying through the air. But tell you teleporting is no fun. Phillips is a far right activist and he now helps determine how the government responds when disaster strikes. According to Billings of dollars in search and rescue operations and emergency aid he was appointed to this position in December and a scene and K file review of Phillips podcast and social media history. Found a long record of extraordinary personal claims.

They tried down what a police we felt like were were three million on citizen voters election fraud conspiracy theories and violent rhetoric for public officials said we know that three million illegally voted. Do you have the proof yes will you provide it yes can I have no. In January 2025 after Trump took office. Phillips was discussing a Trump executive order that targeted intelligence officials who had questioned the arrested a hunter Biden's laptop before the 2020 election. Phillips said this.

I'm going to find you. I'm going to track you down on the beat the living. He then talked about former president Joe Biden. I would like to punch that to the mouth right now. He is a nasty crappy human being and he deserves to die.

Phillips first rose to prominence promoting false claims of widespread voter fraud in the 2016 and 2020 elections.

The unfounded claims were widely disputed by both courts and election officials. On multiple occasions, Phillips described migrants crossing the Southern border as an invading force and urged people to arm themselves. The world is here. They want you dead. They come here to kill you. Beware and take care of your family.

“The person making these remarks is now in a position of public trust at an agency work judgment, credibility and calm decision making carry life or death consequences.”

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