Camels, Cults and Candace

- So we're supposed to start the podcast. - Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, Patriots, Patriots, Patriots, Black triots, Brown triots, and the Magicaltas can do what? - For God!

- All right, Pam, so what have you got it with? - Okay, what I've had it with, is when you are at a self-service kiosk. And someone from the growing concern comes up to you and tries to upsell you

on what you're buying. And this continues to happen to me. Number one spot is at my car wash. I go into the self-service and the guy runs over and tries to upsell me on a membership.

Then it happened again at the fucking cleaners. I'm like, I'm just checking out. I'm getting my clothes, I'm checking out. And they come over and want me to buy a package every month of how many shirts I'm going to have cleaned.

And I'm just like, why does going through self-service,

“not signal, you don't want to interact with the business?”

It's ridiculous, I've had it. - Yeah, it's just all the forced capitalism as you know for decades that's been one of my grievances. Like the ruse where a woman will invite you over to her house, like I don't even have a girl's night.

And then it's some makeup presentation. - Right, fuck, and pyramid racket that they're dragging your ass into. It's the same thing now, like you're going to the self-checkout that somebody's going to run over.

And here's the thing, like these people

probably get earned centivized and/or have a quota to do this. And I feel bad for the workers saying then these companies have figured out if you can get people to buy a membership, then we have a sustained monthly income. So that's what they're trying to do.

They're trying to sell you this monthly minimum that you get charged as their business model. So they know that they have a predictable amount of money, but it's just bullshit. It's the late stage capitalism is just so fucked.

It's so unenjoyable because you're hustled at every minute.

“And then when you find out like all the algorithms,”

everything they're mining, all your information, all of your choices, so they can target you with shit you want to buy. Like it's, yeah, it's relentless, relentless. It's just right.

Sadly, they know what I want to buy, too. All right, so let me tell you what I've had it with. I've had it when I'm traveling with the packing part. Every time I get my suitcase out and I have to start packing. And I'm not a procrastinator by nature,

but when I pack, I'm a complete procrastinator. I overcomplicate it. I project certain things or instances where I might need

a particular item that never manifest.

And so I'm a pretty good packer, but I would say a 20% over pack. And then when I get to my destination, and I unpack my suitcase, 'cause when I immediately arrive at a hotel,

I'm an unpacker. I immediately start getting disgusted with myself for the choices that I've made, the extra items that I threw in, that were unnecessary.

“There were unneeded that I'm going to have”

to try to squeeze back into the suitcase to get back home. And just, I love unpacking. I hate packing. I hate all of the scenarios that run through my head about packing.

I can't stand it. Yeah, no, I'm the same. I'm like, oh, well, I might need a pair of jeans, or I might want to work out.

And it's like, you know you're never going to do that,

but everywhere I go, I act like there are no stores available to buy anything. Like, you were limited to what you have in your suitcase. It drives me crazy. I did the same thing.

But I will say, I've been on a gazillion trips with you. I feel like you're an excellent packer. I could be better. We all could be better. I could be better.

I'm a really good packer, but there's just, there's just always these last-minute throw-ins, that are ridiculous. The impulse never would. Yeah, and it's like some crazy scenario I've made up

in my head that, well, maybe I'm after I'm out that day, then I come back to the room when I want to change tops. I never do that in real life. Never. My husband does that shit all the time.

He is like midday costume change galore. I am not that person. I never do it. But then I pack as though I'm all of a sudden going to be something different than the person

that I've been for my entire life. And I just hate packing. I hate it. I hate the stuff that goes through my head. All right, welcome to.

I had it, I'm Jennifer Angie. This is America's top-to-E.I. podcast. We have produced her named Kylie, who's going to share some information with us. Okay, we've got an email from a listener

I'm not even going to mention the astounding

“over-sight of men's who I insured without pockets.”

I've had it with mega-church's turning public roads into their personal valet service. These mega-outposts hire private security to stop traffic on public streets so their congregation can pour out

of the parking lot uninterrupted. Not police, not a city detail, just a skinny, pimply guy in a safety vest, deciding the rest of us can wait while a parade of mega SUVs escapes the sanctuary.

Nothing says Christian values like blocking the public so you can beat the Methodist to Cracker World. Slap across on the building and suddenly traffic laws become suggestions.

I've had it from a taxpayer stuck

watching the rapture of the symbol of this. I've experienced, and this is real, I've experienced this. People know what streets to avoid when Sunday gets out around the mega churches. I've experienced this too,

so when I lived in Oklahoma City where I'd play pickleball with my girlfriends every Sunday. In order for me to get my come, I had to drive by a live church, satellite church. And listener, live church is this hideous,

atrocious, snake oil salesmen, grifting, lying organization that has hundreds of millions of dollars in the banks. A number one goal is to expand A.K.A. rip off congregants. And they have these idiots standing outside

with these vests on.

Number one, they're waving at people like,

hey, we're friendly, come to our church. Which I think that's creepy. I think, like you shouldn't have to, the whole pros to lies in of mega churches, the whole prosperity gospel of it.

The whole, we're gonna expand, we're gonna build more churches, more churches. The thousands of people are so fucking stupid. They don't realize what a racket it is. Number one, I've had it with that.

Number two, to the twerps, standing out in the parking lot, trying to act like they're cops, directing traffic, and also waving people in, I've completely had it with this. And then there becomes like this single file line to turn into the parking lot.

Yes. And if I didn't play well at pickleball that day, like got my ass beat by the lesbians, which happens a lot when you play lesbians, because just anecdotally,

I think lesbians are better athletes than straight women, but that's neither here nor there. But when I'm driving down and I got my ass beat, and I see live church, which number one, unattractive church, horrible, horrible, horrible architecture.

I mean, in embarrassment, the one thing the Catholics, which is, you know, the Catholics have all their problems, but at least they have good architecture. Beautiful. At least it's a pretty building.

Live church is the most hideous, gross looking church.

“The pastor, you should just go take a look at this guy.”

I mean, if you guys think Thompson, I have Botox, take a gander at Craig Groshell, and the fucking free space, grease face Botox of this grifter. All right, and so this is what's so crazy about this church. So he is one guy, and he preaches on at one church.

And then all of the other church locations you guys is a screen of him preaching at the other church. It's fucking crazy. The whole mega church racket thing is such a crazy thing. And that's why you can go to our store

and purchase our t-shirts, say, boycott mega churches, 'cause I could go on and on and on about this forever, but the fact that this guy, this Botox canke, does a video from one church. And then he has like 20 churches around in the laziness

to not hire another preacher and the narcissism. These like, I'm so fucking great, let's just put screens in all the other churches that just play me. How cold he is that shit? And how arrogant and narcissistic is that shit?

And the fact that people sit there and watch a video screen and then tied to this motherfucker is more than I can take. And also he's huge mega surprise surprise. I was gonna say, is it a surprise? I don't think so.

“But what about the arrogance and the narcissism of that?”

I hadn't thought about that, but like, I'm so great. Nobody else can do it. So I have to be on the screen 'cause I look good. At least Catholic Church, each church has their own priest. Right, yeah, no, that's not like the pope being telecast

to all the churches. I mean, the level of narcissism in that is absurd to me. Okay, I've got some new stories. This is some great news coming out of United Airlines. United Airlines can now remove passengers

who play video or audio out loud without headphones. It says United's rule 21 allows them to refuse or remove passengers for safety reasons.

without headphones.

And other changes it includes is United

is trying to stop passengers from booking multiple tickets to lower their total fare. And other band behavior includes being disruptive or violent, being barefoot or not properly closed and causing strong odors with disability exceptions.

“- Okay, I think all these changes are long, long overdue,”

especially the bare feet. But okay, so everybody's been on the odd Southwest flight that the flight attendant sings or tells jokes and it's just miserable. On the last flight I was on.

Not the flight attendant that was over the intercom, but the flight attendant walking down the rows was going, "This and your seat belt raise up your tray table like singing the instructions." And I was just like, "What in the literal suck?

It's what airline was this?"

- American. - It wasn't Southwest.

- No, it wasn't American Airlines had a singing flight attendant on Friday and that shit mega church and rages me. Like nothing and rages me as much as mega churches. But over chirpy flight attendant's putting on a performance, that shit and rages me.

I'm like, "I did not come to this theater bitch." "No, I do not need a slapstick comedy routine." And I like a love flight attendant, love. I think it's a cool job.

“I think that they have to herd cats anyway go ahead.”

That would just in rage me. - No, I was enraged and this was after my Uber driver from the hotel would not shut the fuck up. I had my earphones in. I've faked two phone calls.

I acted like I was on the phone twice and it was just like, "I knew everything about her. "Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak." Then I get on the plane and she starts singing to me about my tray table and my seat beam in the upright position.

And I thought, "I am going to lose my fucking mind." Then I thought, "Am I the problem?" Then I reviewed it and I was like, "No, I'm not the problem." In this particular case, I am not the asshole. - No, no, that's madening your on an airplane.

I appreciate that she's in a good mood. - Right. But I think there's something slightly psychotic about being that happy at work. There's a little red flag in that to me.

There's like, "Okay, I can say I got a great day "and I'm at work today." But the singing and singing, put a sock in it, put a fucking sock in it. Flying is miserable for people.

I mean this, I really like flight attendants.

I always try to give them the benefit of the doubt.

I'm a great passenger, I do the rules. I don't even recline my seat because I don't want to cause any problems on the plane. I want to be an invisible person. And I want the flight attendant to go,

you know what, she was a great traveler. She was a great fun traveler. She was pleasant to be around. If somebody started singing at me,

“I think I could go from being a great traveler”

to a raging CO&T really quickly. Now, I wouldn't be mean to her. But I think that I would just probably have a lot of, bitchy looks on my face. But here's something I'm gonna say about that policy

that I 100% agree with is the body odor. I have been in airports before and I have smelled people. That I have a iron stomach. I do not, I'm not a queasy person at all.

I don't get grossed out easily at all. And the smell of this body odor was so rank. That I had a gag reflex. And I didn't know the body could create that type of scent. I had it, was I've smelled people.

You know, I've smelled people on me before. I've smelled it on friends before. Right, I've smelled it passing people. I've been at the gym and smelled some B.O. This was something I did not know

the human body could possibly produce. Have you ever smelled it that intensely, you guys? - Yeah, I have. I've been at an airport and I was, it was really like, even like I kept giving distance

'cause we're going in the same direction and I couldn't get enough distance from it. And I just think it's 'cause it kind of permeates over a long period of time. Do you think that's mag of us to think they need to wear

to the other end? Are you think it's a universal thing? Like if you, I think it has to be universal. I think it has to be universal. And I think that everybody that gets on a morning flight,

it should be required that everybody brush their teeth and their tongue because I notice smelly people on earlier flights more than I do after noon flights as a general rule. - Kylie is the millennial lesbian

which might be a little bit more sensitive and PC than the Gen X hosts of the podcast. What are your thoughts on rank as fucking decades old B.O.

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There's no ventilation at all. What are your thoughts on a person traveling through the United States and Deodorant?

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- Yeah, I just, I think that that's something that we just, it needs to be put on the internet. It needs to be introduced into AI models. It needs to be summoned by travel agents and by airlines.

If you fly on our plane, if I owned an airline, I would say number one flight attendance. Be kind, be jovial. Do not fucking sing, do not tell jokes. - Do not put a sock in that.

- And number two, customers, if you have not applied Deodorant, do not get on my bird period. - Sue me, do what you want to do, but you cannot get on this bird unless you've put on Deodorant.

- agree. - I don't think that's too much to ask.

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and fillers were detected at the beauty competition. Wait, how many cam-- where is this? An Oman, OK. Oman. 20 camels were disqualified from the 2026 camel beauty show festival

in Oman after veterinary inspectors found they had been given cosmetic enhancements, including Botox, dermal fillers, silicone, and hormones.

which judge camels on natural features such as coat, head shape, neck, lips, and hump. Officials vowed strict penalties, sighting concerns over fairness, yada, yada. I'm so confused.

What did the camels need Botox for? They said they were judge them on their lips and on their appearance. Like they're filling up their lips to make him bigger. And that is a American dance mom ship right there. No, she had this just some full-blown.

Like that is some second.

“Remember that case where the Texas mom cheerleader mom”

wanted to kill the rival of her cheerleader daughter, that's what's going on with these camels in a haunt. Well, and here's the deal. Like Botox for camel. The camel doesn't know why you're getting it.

Like when I go into Botox and get, you know, dare I say 40 50 shots, I know what I'm getting. I go in for it. So these camels, they don't know. Well, that's mean, which is the camels.

I don't like it. OK, what's next? OK, we haven't talked about this yet. But have you guys seen what Candace Owens has been up to? She's doing her documentary.

She's doing this series called "Bride of Charlie," which I think is the play of "Bride of Chuckie," like the horror film. "Bride of Frankenstein," right. And she's done.

She was only going to do two or three episodes. But people were so mad at her. She said, "Fuck it. I'm going to make this a series." She's on, like, episode seven, right now. She's still going.

[LAUGHTER] I-- I watched one of them.

And I've never watched a full Candace Owens in my life.

What was it like I had in either? What was it like watching a full Candace Owens? Is it intoxicating? Kind of. And I don't know why.

That's so funny. She's fucking nuts. But, like, I sat there for an hour and four of them. So, like, I get why people watch in this series. I looked this morning. It has, like, 15 million views over all so far.

So, whatever she's doing, I can't decide if she's, like, I used to think she was smart and doing the craziness on purpose.

“But after watching this, I think she's gone.”

I think she's in it. And I think she believes all of it. So, pretty much, she starts episode the series diving into, like, Erica's family from the 1800s. Like, she made this family tree, okay?

[LAUGHTER] And she's accusing--

Here's what I wrote down.

I took notes. OK. So, it starts out with a 45-minute look into Erica's great, great, great-grandparents. Down her entire family tree.

Literally, she's dredging up arrests in the 1800s for, like, a legal gambling from her great-great-great-grandmother. And she's using all this to say, Erica is coming from a line of crooks. Creminal jeans.

Yes, criminal jeans. [LAUGHTER] She then goes into finding all of her yearbook photos. Wait, hold on. That's her--

That's Erica Kirk's yearbook photos. There are people--

“Good. There are people accusing her of being, like,”

she used to be a little boy because she was-- Is that a bull cut? Yeah, it's what I would have referred to in my day when I had that haircut. It was the Dorothy Hamel, who, for the younger listener,

was an American figure skater that had that cut. I had that cut. You had that cut? Why, do you? I'm actually literally put a bull on your head.

Now, they just went, my mother would have never

allowed me to have a cut like that. She would have found that to be rather unfeminine. I'd give her my mother. [LAUGHTER] And according to Candace, these photos are

when she went to this Jewish school in Arizona that, I guess, does not exist anymore. And the Jewish school is connected to time travel. And Erica, yeah, there's a big time travel thing throughout all of this.

And I also wrote down-- there's an MK Ultra Mine Control Theory that's connected to Erica. And Erica doesn't have-- this is quote--

Erica doesn't have any memories, except what's been downloaded to her that day. And that's why she lies about her past. Hold on, let me process this. So yeah, yeah.

She, Erica is a computer that has memories downloaded inside of her by the Jews. Yeah, and it goes back to Freud, and MK Ultra. What's and mind control? MK Ultra is like this old--

it's a conspiracy theory on the FBI

I also have a little clip that I'll

play for you guys on this. Are you a hybrid, Erica? Answer yes or no?

“I don't understand why they don't understand.”

Why none of this is normal? Why are we having to explain? So starting point you, I say, why all this is off? And why does it feel like she intentionally just edits a little bit after feedback?

Like they're just downloading an algorithm. People say you shouldn't be wearing sparkly pants. So then she's like, OK, download the up new algorithm says where black, and then she's wearing black. And then I don't think her tears are real.

So someone's like, do not use tissue, drop tear on cheek, and then she does it, and she lets the tears flow. There's just little updates that are being made each time, because I don't know if there's just no sense of common humanity there, a common understanding of how humans should be behaving.

And they're like trying to teach a hybrid what to do. So they're like, oh, OK, got caught.

Never on when you were cheering about the hat sales,

the merch of this time mentioned how much you love your kids. Thank you for watching my kids. I look forward to learning your names. OK, y'all are going to think I'm

“thought can crazy, but I 100% agree with her on that, 100% agree”

with her on that. The evangelical women that I have known in my life, and that is what Erica Kirk is. They are not free thinkers, and they take whatever comes in front of them, and then they make adjustments.

There's no conviction. There's no core principle. It's, oh, this is what really happened. Oh, I didn't realize it happened that way. OK, and then they just move on.

That is so familiar, which he's explaining. I don't know if this makes me a Candace Owens person. Obviously, I'm not. She's, you know, she's got a lot of fucking problems, but her description of a kept white evangelical woman

who crowdsources what to do from her pastor, from her parents, from her husband, from her friends' groups. Pam, so you can speak to that. That is spot on what these women are, spot on. Candace, if I can nail that, she nailed it.

I mean, ever than they're not robots, but they kind of are, but like, grow up.

I've never had a, this is what your life looks like.

This is the script of your life. And I ticked the boxes like I was supposed to. And if she said, no, that's not it. The only time I better is actually going to law school and not being a school teacher.

So I mean, like, somebody else telling you what to do, I completely identify with that. And not having my own thoughts about what I wanted, I completely think that's true. And Erica, Kurt, Jennifer, you pointed this out from job.

Like, when she was in different crowds, like, she was full Tammy Faye Baker at the funeral service. And then she looked more normal when she was interviewing on CBS news. So she knows what looks go with which thing.

And I would say that's true, too, because I grew up with Tammy Faye Baker being played in the house. But yet I wasn't allowed to do that.

“So I think Candace kind of put that right.”

I think she nailed it. I mean, I just, the women that I know, it's like, they take feedback like that from their husbands or from a friend group. And it's like, oh, they said that I did this.

So I'm going to make this adjustment where a fully realized person with autonomy and agency billet, I don't give a fuck what you think. I still believe this. I'm still going to do this.

And, you know, I can't tell you how many friends that do not get Botox because there has been doesn't agree with it. Shut the fuck up. Like, that's happening all day, every day.

Yeah, I think more than anything. I mean, is that when you sent your kids to that school and those people that were around, I think that the herd mind every single woman is the exact same person.

I would mean 10 people that were pumps his friends. My sense team would be playing her sense team. And I would walk over. There was no differentiating individuality among any of them.

It was all the exact same person. Maybe one had blonde hair, maybe one had brown hair. It was all the exact fucking same person. I mean, just there was no differentiating factors and personality, even the way they speak.

Oh my gosh, hi, Jennifer. It's really nice to see you. How's realm in? Why are we talking like we're toddlers? Like, what is this?

We're grown women. Oh, I forget you're not. And we can't. That shit drives me fucking crazy. I cannot fucking stand that kind of talk.

Oh my god, how's John? What's up, Dylan?

“So why the fuck are you talking to me like that?”

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That's what I'm going to say next time. What the fuck is wrong with you? Well, it's the talking about the word a girl that you still have to get on me for doing. It's also the exact same way all of the most

is my Grindr Johnson wife talks like that. It's all the same person. They produce the exact same woman over and over and over again. Like, there's no differentiation between any of them. And so Erica Kirk, she has an army of Erica Kirk's that are just like that. And Candace Owens is on the case.

And I probably disagree with Candace Owens on a 99% of everything, but she's kind of spot on with that right there. I've witnessed it. I've been it. I've been that person. So I completely agree.

But when you agree pumps, all of those crossings, Christian moms are the same exact person. For the most part, yes, I would say that's true. Yeah, I mean, it's just they're seeing it. It's the it's the role not the exception to be an outsider in that.

I would say. Yeah, okay. Jen, I had your same feelings with Candace. Like, I guess the enemy of my enemy is my friend. It's kind of kept agreeing with her.

Yeah. But I kept being like, this is Candace Owens. Yeah. Here's the deal. What I've watched stuff with Candace that I was.

I've never watched a full one hour.

But I've watched like a 10 or 15 minute clip. There's something very like you get sucked in by Candace. She's got something.

“Well, I think she has a telegenic ed factor.”

My favorite of all time is how she linked the Charlie Kirk assassination to Bridget McCrown to her horrific. horrific transphobia, right, a Bridget McCrown that Bridget McCrown is trans. She linked the French legionnaires as somehow linked to the assassination of Charlie Kirk and how she did that and mastered marveled all of that together is a special kind

of crazy. But I have a quick 45 seconds of her being a nut if we want to run it. Let's watch it. Let's. Let's play what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.

Dinosaurs.

That seems pretty fake and gay.

What? On earth? You will roar. Like, okay, so there's roaming the planet because what I have now realized is that science what it is actually think about it is a pagan faith.

But do you believe people ended on the moon? I don't know. Okay. There we go. We didn't go back.

We didn't go back. What did we go back? What did you? To the moon. Would we be people on the moon?

We went back like 10 more times. Are you? Okay. Let me tell you if you are not a conspiracy theorist by now it's because you are not intelligent. Wow, you know.

She's cookie, man. She's cookie. I mean, even at a broken clock hits the right time twice a day.

“Is that the old saying that she just says some shit that I just didn't believe in science?”

It's a pagan. I mean, like, what? Here's all you need to know. This woman is a homophobic, yes, transphobic, black woman that thinks she's safe in the maga movement.

You know, I mean, this is, but I mean, at the end of the day, she's an entertainer and the right wing media has incubated and primed the soil, primed the psychological soil to be anti-science. Look at who is the out of head of HHS. So her saying that she's anti-science before Trump ever came down the escalator.

I had some fucking morons. I went to Westmore High School with that were like, I've been conducting my own scientific research. And I'll tell you what I think, I think the earth is 6,000 years old. Science can do what they want to do, but I've got my own thing going.

I'm like, okay, big guy. Social media and all this shit is just enabled, all this idiocy. And then, you know, YouTube and algorithms, I'm going to look at what idiots we are, and we have a pretty big show. I mean, it's like, you know, they're a point.

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Hello, you magical Midwestern and then trans-planted women. I'm a teacher from Kansas. I'm Shannon. Listen, I have had it absolutely had it with the use of the word family in education. As in, we're a family.

Everybody's going to do this together. We're a family. Bitch, I have members of my family on a fucking talk too.

Do I get to say, oh, we're family and you straight up piss me off because you're too stupid

to breathe. So I don't have to talk to you? No, I don't get to do that. So stop saying, I'm family and stop cornering me and acting like somehow my extra time, my extra effort, my attention to your bullshit is required because it's what you do for

family. It's just hot fucking garbage, these are just white man-shaped piles of dog shit most of the time who are using this phrase and I fucking had it. I have long felt like family is one of the most abused and overused hijack co-opted words on the planet.

I've had it with that.

“I remember Pamela, remember this, when you enter into a business relationship with somebody”

and they go, you know, we're really not a business for more like a family. Turn around, pack your shit up and run for the fucking life. Nobody at work is a family. Work is not family. It's different.

Here's the thing, I have really failed.

It's interesting, she uses it in that context because I agree with her, but I have found because of the faith and family and we're family values, my tolerance for the word family is at an all-time low. I'm immediately skeptical of anybody that throws around the family word in any context because of all the crazy hypocrisy over on the right.

So just one personal story about this, this is hilarious, and I may have told you all

“this before I don't know, but Josh and I were in Italy with our sons.”

And we hiked up to these Roman ruins and the kids were pretty young at the time, you know, like maybe seven and 11. So we do this massive hike up like a cliff and we get to the top and we're at these Roman ruins and somebody at the hotel tonight before it's at, hey, if you go up to the Roman ruins instead of taking the path you came up immediately upon leaving turn right and you can hike

down through the woods and it's all shaded and it's kind of a shortcut. And so we went up and the hike was, you know, the kids were like bitching like little kids do about the hike. Josh has a backpack full 95,000 camera equipment because he can't stick one camera, not Josh Welch.

Why take one when you can take five, right? I'm, you know, single-white and free except for my husband and my kids and I'm, you

know, I'm gonna get made, I'm always in a great made traveling and always in like the most

annoying mother. Like, okay guys, we're going on this hike, we're going to the ruins, blah, blah, blah. So we go up, we take our pictures, do all the stuff and immediately upon leaving, I'm like, okay, let's take this shortcut. So I turned down into the woods and I'm just trucking because it's, you're done.

“I mean, it's really woody but I'm trucking down, I think my youngest son is right behind”

me and we're trucking down. I think my oldest son was somewhere a little bit behind me but not much. Josh was like way, way, way, way back up the mountain. So we get down and then we're kind of sitting on this like pedestrian street because the place where we were was so old, the street was not wide enough for cars, so it was just

pedestrian street. So we're just sitting there waiting on him. He comes barreling down about 10 minutes later, screaming at the top of his lungs. Where did you go, Chaffer, we're supposed to stay together as a family. We, you guys, you just barreled down some faster, we should have stayed together on that

mountain as a family, I can't believe you did that, we're a family. I immediately start, I think, I'm like cracking up because although we are a family, we are four of us and we are a posse and we are a squad. We are not the family that screams, we are a family, especially fucking Josh, especially that what?

I haven't heard him, he was so electively choose because he had, like, I'd feel like he was some national geographic photographer with all of these fucking cameras and camera lenses and he was unable to move, you know, stealthily through the woods, like me and the boys were and he comes to, he's got, like, Leafs in his hair. He is matter than a hornet and that's was probably, like, 10, 12 years ago and still

to this day, still to this day, like if we get separated or we're an airport and he's

as a family, as a family, we're supposed to stay together as a family when we hike down the mountain. I can't just see John, one, could you imagine Josh saying that, like, we're some fucking Disney family and we are a family listener, we're not that cheesy, performative. So we're not, that's not a normal thing for him, that's not a character for him, totally.

So for him to come barrel in down the mountain, you're landing this familiar, togetherness

on a hike, which, I can't believe it, sorry, you're always rocking too fast and we

should have stayed together as a family, so good, you held that story from me, my entire life. Oh, my God, it was hilarious, you can call Josh and say, Jennifer, just tell me this story of Yolanda and Emily hiking down the mountain and that she hike too fast and that you can go matter than a hornet because she didn't stay with you as a family.

“Again, it's one thing, if you were to say, like, Jennifer, why do you have to fucking”

walk so fast? My God, I'm carrying all this camera, I didn't have any water, but the framing of, I have been in the family or that somehow we weren't being familial because he's fucking hike because he had a backpack full of 95 different cameras and lenses that he did not need for this adventure, it was just the framing of it, it was just some manipulative and

diabolical and hilarious, okay, let's do one more, okay, the last one is from Hanna. Hello to all the legends and queens over it, I've had it, I had to call in for the very

first time to share mine, I've had it with billionaire defenders, so they're usually men,

no surprise there, they're usually broke, really no surprise they're either, why are you as a man idolizing Elon Musk, like Elon Musk, from the Epstein files, one of the most cringe people on earth, that who you're going to go to bat for in the Instagram comments, like he really just baffles me, how people will defend billionaires with their life while getting totally fleece by them at every turn, the boot looking is so absurd, I've had it.

“First of all, I love her voice, it's very sexy and soft, and here's the thing, I will”

admit, I am one of those people, when I was not paying attention to Elon Musk, I assumed because he owned Tesla that he was smart and he was cared about the environment and all of those things before I took a closer look, and I did not realize the depravity of billionaire ers until this whole thing, like it exposed, the maximum of my exposed Christians, this administration has exposed billionaires for just being despicable, and how why all these

people that aren't billionaires defend him is beyond me, I don't get it. I want to get back to that you were sexually attracted to the caller's voice, don't you know it was like a really good voice? I don't know let's ask the lesbian, Kylie, did you, did you find the great voice? eyebrow raising, it didn't, no offense to Hannah, but it didn't raise eyebrows to me, but

I'm very excited that you particularly like to, I've never heard you say that about anybody

else's voice poems, sexy, it was very, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy,

“sexy, and she's gonna be a good, good, sexy partner, yeah, what did you just say?”

And she would be somebody to have, phone sex with, if you're gonna have phone sex, interesting, I've never had phone sex, I don't know how, I'm not opposed to it, I just don't know how. Okay, we'll meet, maybe Kylie can connect you with Hannah, and your lesbian journey can be complete once and for all, but my problem is Hannah, we don't know if she's right through it, right, right, yeah, all right, listen, that is all we have, we have our makeup

show and Atlanta, you might check, there's two matnais, because they want to do two shows and we're like as long as they're both matnais, this is to make it for the bomb cyclone, redo, and I think it's April 4th, is that right, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, is my hair colorist, Kylie, is the executive producer, and there might be a few scattered tickets in there, is there Kylie?

I think there's a few, you can still say that, I give you, we're quick, all right, and other

Okay, what have you other with, chariots, I've had it with that.

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