Punch for President

- So we're supposed to start the podcast.

(upbeat music) - Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, Patriots, Patriots. Patriots, Black Triads, Brown Triads. Every single trip roll, Trumper.

I don't care if now you don't like him anymore. You can do what, Pumps. - So gooo! - Pumps, what if you had it with? - Okay, what I've had it with,

I'm gonna classify as predatory shopping. And what I mean by that is, I have noticed a real uptick when I shop online. And I really look at something, I look at like, what the material is and all the things,

but I don't buy it. Didn't like 12 hours later, I get a text with a picture of what I was looking at.

That says, this would look great on you

“or are you still thinking about protecting your phone?”

- Texting my phone. And I don't put my phone number and stuff in. - Really? - But when you have an account, they have all that information for shipping.

This has happened to me with three different vendors in the last, I'd say 30 days. And so for me, as somebody who has a history of buying shit that sucks off Instagram, if they were to catch me in a week moment,

even after I've decided, this is too expensive or I don't need this. I could be lured in by these texts. So I think it's predatory. Like, courses, but I'm a weak person.

So when you send to me something, I really, really put a lot of thought into buying. And I don't know how to unsubscribe from it. This is the thing, remember when I was upset at Zillow because I was looking at the inside of people's houses,

like a psycho, right? And then Zillow, and then Zillow's emailing me all the time. Like, hey, that houses, and I'm like, what the fuck, this was private.

“And that's the thing about your shopping,”

like that's private. Like, you don't want them contacting you about it. What if your shopping for a vibrator? You wanna text, follow up? You're in a meeting with people

and it opens up Angie, your vibrator is still available. Like, some of that stuff just needs to be private. Like, they can't follow up. That shouldn't be their idea to follow up. That should be your idea to follow up.

I agree. And it keeps happening. I just think it's weird that I just noticed this up ticking it happening.

Well, because here's the thing.

All of the surveillance online stuff is just gonna get worse and worse and worse. Like, our privacy, our online privacy is completely eroding. And these tech oligarchs have all of it, all of it. And we're too busy playing patty cake,

the Democratic leadership, with cake, to do anything about it. You're right. That's terrible. Let me tell you what I've had it with.

“I've had it with these maga monkeys in Japan”

that are bullying punch. (laughs) I did not think that Japan had a maga problem, specifically with primates. But I've been watching a lot of footage online a lot.

And it's very evident to me. This is one particular monkey. It's a full-blown Japanese maga monkey because punch is just a baby. So he has his mama, that's an IKEA stuffed animal.

That's all he has because it's real mother, probably maga abandoned him. And then this big maga monkey is like, he punch goes over it or like, "Hey, I'm a monkey too." And the monkey just like bullies him

and throws him all around. And then he has to go get his fake mama because his maga deadbeat mama abandoned him. And only a maga monkey would bully a baby. Absolutely.

And so then he's running around hiding from all these maga monkeys. And I just, I can't stop watching this monkey, but I'm seeing some great things happening. I'm seeing some true patriot monkeys rise up and take care of him.

I saw somebody helping him recently. But I can't quit with this punch stuff. I watched my whole feed used to be exactly what I wanted. My four-year page was exactly what I wanted. I'd help, I'd built it brick by brick.

It was tennis shots of my favorite tennis players, French bulldog content, interior design content, and travel. No political stuff in my four-year page. None, not on Instagram. The entire four-year page now is punched the monkey.

So the more I get it, the more into it I am, I know the personalities at the zoo. I know which accounts to follow for an update. I know people that have gone to the zoo, waited in line, you get a ticket to go see the zoo.

I thought about going to the zoo in Japan. If I didn't have to stay here in fight for democracy, but I'm just, this maga monkey problem in Japan is just something I've had it from top to bottom with.

need to be identified with the red maga hats.

If you're going to bully punch, put the maga hat on them, because only a maga would bully little kids,

“because that's what they do here in this country.”

Maga, bullies, immigrant children, and they enjoy it, and they like the recreational cruelty of it, and the dehumanization of it, and the through-on I'm seeing here, is with these primates at the zoo in Japan. These maga monkeys are bullying little punch.

Motherless punch. Poor motherless punch. I have to tell you, I've seen a little bit of it, but I haven't been down the rabbit hole. And I need to get more into it,

because I would love that shit. But every time I see a story about it, and I haven't gone down deep, but I think everything maga touches turns to shit. Like everything that raw raw maga--

So you thought they were maga monkeys, too? Well, yeah, immediately. But that could also be my for you, Paige. I have a lot of curated stuff about hating Trump on my for you, Paige.

So somebody that thought that that was a good idea, I'd be all in. Thought that what was a good idea. Like comparing these primates to maga, yeah. Yeah, I mean, so I probably not the most--

what do you say, uncompromise person? I just think they're little maga monkeys, and I don't like it. I don't like it when bit. And I'd tell you who probably does like all the bullying

that is maga. They probably enjoy that watching punch get bullied, because they like seeing Hispanic kids get bullied in the United States of America, and then don't care about it. They like poor Trump doesn't even have an animal,

which I'm grateful that he doesn't have an animal. Right, because the culture a lot of gratitude

“doesn't have an animal, but he doesn't even like animals, you know?”

Can you imagine the pet if you look at his kids and I'm the one in all that can you imagine how horrible that's going to be. Some abandoned little flea bag. Oh, it'll just be so sad.

Just snuckled up in the corner. Well, you know the dog would end up being a dick, because that's what Trump raises. I mean, what? All of a million.

And not smart. All right, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie. All right, so today, Kylie is busy editing some episodes

and banger episodes for eyepnames, our other podcasts. She's not with us today, so I'm going to read the reviews. Seth is joining a Seth pop up the first review. The good ones. It's a five star review of love.

I was wary of listening to this podcast because, you know, two white ladies, I didn't even know about Kylie then. Turns out, these are three of the good ones. Even the occasional husband seems to be a good one. They are truly modeling the behavior of progression, learning,

listening, critical thinking, course correcting,

and speaking out in support of the marginalized and against the fascist takeover. I could go on, but this review is already too long. And I have to say moon pearl five one three, go on. (laughs)

Keep it coming. Keep going. Go back in and add more. Like, you know, I've decided at first, I was like,

“I didn't matter, but now I'm like at 51 and how do you know, 60?”

Fuck you. 50, 50, 50, 50, 60 is a lot older than me. I've decided, like, you know what? I do like the flattery. I'm gonna own it.

I dig it. And you know what's great about us. We can accept the flattery and the criticism rolls off us, like, what are our faducts back? All right, let's read the next review.

I would another five star review from Ren Marie, one of the best podcasts out there. I am obsessed with your show, the wit, the honesty. I love how you just hold space to express the frustrations we feel today.

And even lovingly push back with each other at times when it's needed. I go back and forth between nine of the news in this show. That helps me deal with my own rage. I appreciate you both sharing your stories

and your grace regarding disagreement and criticism. Keep up the important work. I was like, I have to say, that's fantastic. This, the whole thing that we're going through right now is really abusive what the federal government is doing.

It is. And, you know, I think that when you think about a family or you think about a relationship,

you always thought, okay, emotional safety

is something that I value. At least for me, I've always valued emotional safety. And I've tried to strive when I didn't know what that was. I got anotherapy to learn whether it was to define it.

Like emotional safety should be paramount. It should be a priority. So being in relationships that are transparent, that are honest, and that have value. Like that is one of the top tier things

that I seek in relationships. And so you never really thought as an American

And I say that as a white woman,

“as a white woman I didn't have to worry about.”

Emotional safety with my government. So the eye-opening thing for me has been, and this started before Trump. My youngest son played AAU basketball. And I became really close

with a lot of the other basketball mothers. And these are black women that had to work two jobs that had a different narrative. They had to tell their sons about how to interact with police or how to interact in society

or what they could be wearing when they're walking from their house to 7/11. And so that was a real eye-opening thing for me, the disparity and the experience.

And I've always been open-minded

and I've always been anti-racist. And I've always been progressive. But bonding with other women when raising my kids, that came from a different place that I came from, is one of the most valuable things that ever happened.

And I love these women. And I love their kids. And I witnessed other parents be racist towards their kids, excuse the racism of other white parents, towards their kids. And this experience now

that we are experiencing white Americans from the federal government, where we see Renee and Nicole Good get shot. And we see Alex Predig get shot. It's so jarring, but it's not jarring for black America.

“And one of the biggest points I think coming out of this”

if we really get structurally into it is we didn't value the safety of all Americans. And that is on us. The black community was telling us for a long time, where you're getting over a police,

nobody's enriching or investing in our communities. There's a disparity in sentencing. There is structural racism in the court system, policing, financial lenders, et cetera. And we would go, OK, I'm going to go vote Democrat.

And that's going to solve it. But the lesson in all of this is, when you leave one group vulnerable, you leave everybody vulnerable. And those white people that think they're safe in maga,

particularly white Christian men, my favorite is you. Because they try to kill Mike Pence. They try to kill Mike fucking Pence, who had a pet rabbit, and calls his wife mother. And so the biggest lesson for white people

that we have to atone for is not listening to our black brothers and sisters in this country. And all the racism that is allowed, the silence,

the silent racism that always goes unchecked.

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Pop this up. Extensive decades, long study finds high IQ men reject right-wing social views. So this is something we've been saying since the inception of the podcast

and now the science is catching up. So I have a friend that's super active in dating, super active in dating. And she has been been fuzzled. You know, we've read about men that don't tell you

their maga when they start dating you that you meet.

And then you find out, I had a conversation with her.

So she has, got has happened to her twice. One was openly maga, but she didn't know it. He wasn't openly maga with her. Two had straight up lied about it. All ever social media all that.

She said three worse lays in the history of her life. All maga, all maga. Okay, so then I call another friend that's super active dating life. And I'm like, hey, I just have a question for you.

Have you encountered maga men that you've slept with? And how would you think that? And she, we went back over a 10-year period and the worse lays ended up being maga. And so I think they're not as smart

and they're also terrible lays, which leads me to my point, a lot of this is controlled by men that have insecurities and little penises. There were a lot of two inch limbs in there too. (laughs)

And so I did my own research. So this is another that will lead, the study will come soon. Right. It was just a very selfish two-pump time. Well, you know, there's this whole thing online,

like maga men are having a hard time dating. Nobody will, women will not date maga men. I mean, Trump is so underwater with women. And so a lot of these young maga guys are so frustrated.

“And that's why I think they're turning into like Nick Fuentes,”

because women just straight up don't wanna date a show of an as prick. Like it's just, it's just not that complicated. And so it surprises me zero that these magamen are bad lays

because they're all compensatory narcissist. And the maga movement and the culture that it is created is, I mean, like, I don't even hardly think about Trump that much anymore. He's kind of irrelevant to me, right.

I think more now about the incubation because maga that the shit that it started and that's incubating is so bad. I mean, Trump, he's not even a fucking serious person. Yeah, he has a serious job right now,

but he's a dipshit with dementia. He makes zero sense when he talks. He, he, like, the whole maga thing was like, "Oh, the liberals want participation trophies. "Everybody gets a trophy now.

"Everybody has a pronoun, blah, blah, blah. "Your fucking president is the biggest participation trophy loser." - My gosh. - "Loser on the planet. "He steals people's metals.

"He steals people's trophies. "He has billionaires make up bullshit awards "to give to him."

Everything you all hated and spoke out against, this pussy embraces.

He is a participation trophy president. And y'all dig it, blah, blah, blah.

“- All the shit, and they believe in nothing.”

These people believe in nothing. There is no conviction, none. And that's a deal breaker for me. - People that don't have fucking conviction, fucking believe in something.

If you're racist, believe in it, believe in it, say it. But the people that pick me people, I've had it with this stage in fascism, I've had it. And at this stage in my life, at 51 years old, I just simply, you get to choose who you wanna be around.

Pick me people, can go fuck themselves. Yeah, I've had it, not picking them. Okay, so the next news story is, a Dutch worker goes viral for explaining he has life outside work to his American boss.

So this was on Reddit. My American manager tried to write me up for quote, "lack of commitment" because I leave it five p.m. sharp. I work in the Netherlands.

“I work for the Dutch branch of a large US tech company.”

We recently got a new middle manager based in New York.

He seemed like a nice guy at first,

but it turns out he is totally obsessed with hustle culture. Last week, he had a one-on-one meeting where he told me he was concerned about my dedication to the team. He listed his grievances quite clearly.

He didn't like that my Slack status goes offline. At 501 p.m. every single day, he was annoyed that I didn't reply to an email he sent on Saturday morning until Monday at 9 a.m. and he was especially frustrated

that I refused to join a quote, "team bonding zoom" that was scheduled for 7 p.m. my time, which is one p.m. his time. He gave me the usual speech about how in this company we go to extra mile.

And that if I want to grow, I need to be more available. I had to give him a bit of a reality check. I looked at him in the eye over zoom and told him that in the Netherlands, if you can't finish your work by 5 p.m.

It doesn't mean you're dedicated. It means you are inefficient or understaffed. I told him that I am neither. I also reminded him that contacting me outside of working hours for non-emergencies is actually frowned upon here

and that my contract is for 40 hours, not 40 hours plus nights and weekends. He tried to threaten me with a performance improvement plan. I immediately forward the email to our Dutch HR representative. She literally laughed when she read it

and told me to ignore him. She said she would have a quote chat with him about local labor laws and then, of course, since then, the boss hasn't sent me any mail since 5 p.m. I love this so much because I'm a big worker during work hours.

I always tell people, I'm available during work hours.

I put on my schedule if I have a workout, but I wake up and I go to work all day long. I love to work, I love my job, my career has been the side of my children, the central, most important part of my adulthood. I value it and so many of my adult identities

are attached to my career. However, when I'm off work, I'm off work. I rarely, rarely text people after hours. If I text an employee early in the morning, I started off with my apologies for texting so early,

I try to be very cognizant of that. And in my interior design world, I have clients that will group text me and my head designer for my design firm. The group text is six a.m. about something arbitrary about their interior design project.

And I go out of the group text and leave my employee out of it and then respond to my client, hello and good morning. I removed blank from this text message because I don't like to bug my employees at six a.m.

“Also, could you think maybe if you want to email us”

if you want to contact us this morning, could you possibly putting an email? I'm available, I'm an early riser, if you need to sort through this right now. And then typically if you draw a boundary like that,

they will respond, oh my god, I'm so sorry, yes, I'll put it into email. But I try to be respectful of that and that American idea, like I think it's your son, doesn't he work something like 90 hours a week or something?

90 or $100 a week and a lot of it, I was seeing him in that because I talked to him all the time and I say, I understand that, you know, you work all the time. But my thought would be if you're so tired and I think the same of like resident,

like Dr. Residency, like if you were this exhausted,

Because if I am exhausted and over tired, I get demmer.

Like I don't make the sharpest decisions. And so I think that is valuable and even in his line of work, they had somebody new come in and it was like that person just laughed.

Like at 11 p.m. instead of staying till three, you know, a.m. and it was somewhat, you know, he's he's slacking off and I'm like, maybe he's taking care of himself. Maybe when he's at work, he's making better decisions.

I don't know how it ended because, you know, I get the information he wants to give me. But I just thought a lot about that. And I just think performance wise, you have to have some time away.

You have to.

“Well, and I think it's more than just performance wise.”

Like we have to value as a society, something bigger than careers.

Like my career is so important to me.

And it's been such a, it's a therapeutic thing when my husband went through his addiction. When we had major financial problems, I was able to really dive into my career. And it was therapeutic.

It was self esteem affirmation for me. I enjoy it. But when I checked out, I checked out. I was on a podcast yesterday, I got asked to me. Are you worked up all the time?

And I was like, no, when I leave the office, I go play tennis. I'm hanging out with my family. I have fantastic, progressive, open-minded friends, gay guys that I have fun phone conversations with.

And I let the Trump stuff, I let the work stuff go. And like for your poor oldest son, like so much of his 20s is going to be defined by this hustle culture. And then there's a lot of important social development

at that age. Absolutely. Dating, getting hammered. Right all the stuff. You know?

Yes. Yes, it's a shame.

“And that's this type of stuff, making people like breaking”

them down and making them work that much as a uniquely American thing. And I wish that we would shift gears and quit placating decorporations so much. And the corporations would embrace treating their employees

better. Because the fact that we give, when you start letting people off the hook for things, it's a dangerous thing. We let corporations off the hook for not paying taxes.

We let corporations off the hook for not paying their employees a livable wage. We let corporations off the hook for so much stuff. And then they treat their employees like shit. And they go, your mind, I own you.

It's kind of like this slave labor mentality thing that exists in the United States. Maybe it's an extension from slavery. You know, like these corporations own you. And the worship of corporations is so gross.

OK, Seth, did we have some voice memos?

We do, and this first one is from Ellen.

Hi, ladies. Hi, Seth. I wanted to send this, I've had it,

“because I know y'all said y'all want where I've had it.”

And I've had it actually comes after watching like recent podcast episodes. I know that pump said that like people like we need to bring back fat ass. And it made me think I don't think

that we're talking enough shit as of lately. Like, we need to gossip more as humans. Like, I think it's in our human nature. And I've had it with people that are like, I'm above gossip.

I don't like to gossip or like, if somebody is at a dinner jable, we're all talking shit. And they're like, I just don't like to do that. I just think it's rude. What fuck you?

Like, you're a fat ass that needs to go. Like, I just want to talk shit. That's all I want to do. Whether it's about politics or pop culture, or sometimes you just want to have a fucking friend

that you want to talk shit about. Not in a mean way. But I mean, even if it is in a mean way, just let people gossip. And I've had it with people that don't want to gossip.

And don't want to talk shit. OK, love you. Bye. I have a new, I have anything I'm bringing back. Listen to a lot of British books.

And I watch a lot of British television. You know what, something I'm under utilizing? She's a fucking cow, male or female, fucking cow. I like it. It's like twat.

I'm into it. And my counter argument to that would be what's the worst. And I have participated in this is when people say, let's pray for Jennifer because then they go on to gossip, but it's guised in they want to pray about it.

So sometimes when I'm being as shithead, I might call and say, I know I'm as shithead and this makes me very immature, but I have to say it. Because I think it's gross or to say, I want to pray for somebody who really, you just want to talk shit.

I have a couple of people in my life from time to time. We'll send or say ugly things, really ugly things about other people. And I don't like that. Like I do not like beating people,

punching down just for the sake of being a dick.

I just, it's always bothered to me.

It particularly bothers me. Now, shit talking about stuff, love. I love to shit talk, but gossip is one of these things that people can be incredibly stomach turning about incredibly.

“And I, there's, when I think about the times”

that I've been around people that are really being ugly, I feel like, oh my god, I need to exfoliate the fuck out of my body right now. I feel so contaminated by their toxicity. So I think it's a fine line with a collar.

Like, I love shit talking, love it. I love gossiping about magga and bad people. But when I see, sometimes people are just fucking mean. And they're gone. And I, I just, I have always felt like my moral compass, like,

does that make you feel better? Like, what is that about? Like, what is that punching down about? Because it's clearly not about that person. There's something about that that really upsets me.

And I've been around it a couple of times lately. And it's something where I'm like, I don't think I want to be around that. Like, that is too toxic for my taste. Yeah, I have evolved on that because I gossip queen when I was younger, as I get older, I find it.

I find that I'm less, I don't like it. When people just punch down for the sake of punching down and to be cute, or I don't know.

“I just, I'm always like, what the fuck is that about?”

Like, does that make you feel good? I think that's what it is. It's gross. I think a lot of times you pick it something, like you covet something, say you want to make it worse.

You want to try to demean it a little bit.

Yeah, my mother was never like, I remember I was a cheerleader

when I was younger. And a lot of the moms were super involved in gossiping about other children on the cheerleading squad and other moms. And they would have these parents' meetings. And my mother would say, I'm not going.

I'd have zero desire to be around these women. They are horrible. They are literally horrible human beings. That's the sit and gossip about other people's children. Like, that you cannot punch any more down than that.

And so that was the example that was set for me at a really young age, if seeing how I just don't think there's anything worse on the planet than a grown-ass woman that sits and gossips about a child. With their children, it's like, I'm like,

that is the most toxic thing I've ever seen in my life. And it's abundant. But I'm not being very much fun for the caller. Because the caller wants to bring back some shit talking. And I mean, I fucking love to shit talk.

I just hate the punching down. I hate it.

“I think it is such an ugly part of humanity.”

Yeah, no, I agree with you. And we see it so much. Like, it's the last 10 years we've seen it just in every aspect of life. And I think it gets grosser.

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Let me tell you what I've had it with. This morning, I went into my dermatologist's office to get my annual mole check. As soon as I got into the room, the tech comes in and pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through all of these pictures of homemade flower bouquets that her 17-year-old daughter makes.

She was trying to pressure me into buying one. And I'm like sitting there going, I just want to get undressed, get my moles checked, and be on with my day. But I will tell you this is the second time I've been to a dermatologist. The other time was a tech came in and tried to sell me her own personal line of skin care

before the dermatologist came in the room. So I'm not quite sure why techs are taking so much liberty with dermatologist's office and selling their own shit. But let me tell you I have fucking had it with dermatology texts that are trying to sell me their own shit that I am not interested in buying.

I'm there to get my moles checked and that's it. I don't want to buy your shitty little bouquet flowers or the homemade skin care that you probably created in your basement. Thank you. That's just a forest capitalism that you were talking about at the top.

Like that's horrible. You're going to get a mole check you're not going to buy a mom.

You know, and here's the thing too.

“I think it takes a special kind of person to walk in like my little Sally.”

She made a bouquet and it is so good I'm going to come in to the workplace and try to sell not even co-workers that are my friends, but people that I don't know because I think her work is so special. Everybody's 17-year-old can make a flower bouquet. It's just not that special, like stop, stop, stop.

I honestly I know that you're going to give me shit about this. I would absolutely tell the dermatologist what was going on. I would because if it were my business and my assistant went out to a divorce client and said, oh, hey, my little Sally made it, you know, this bullshit ugly ass thing and I want to show it to you and I want you to feel pressured to buy it as an employer.

I would want to know that. So I would absolutely ask you this. If you're in there getting your mole check and the doctors run in late and then the nurse is in there talking to you, she starts showing you this shit. Do you feed that stray cat, do you start asking a bunch of questions to you engage, feed

the cat, small talk it, then go tattle, okay, now here's what I would do, here's exactly

a draw of boundary with the nurse, probably not that, but I mean, I'm going to be honest,

I have to look on my phone for a second, I've got to answer an email or I would dismiss

“the situation, am I going to lie and tell you there wasn't a time that I would go in,”

I would compliment, I would say how fabulously talented, the stupid little Sally, do you think you made this change last week, yesterday, fuck you, it's a slow evolution, I'd say in the last 10 years I've gotten better about it, probably fit on the break and really made a noticeable change, like the inside of would have been dying the whole time, but now the outside and the inside, I'm trying to make those the same, I can't wait to be out with you

and to see this new Angie, okay, I'm just telling me, I'm excited to see this boundary drawing, are you making fun of me, no, I just, I don't know, this version of you, yeah, I'm excited to see, I'm excited to see it in action, this is news to me, no, I am, I am, okay, who's next?

All right, up next is Shay, hello, everyone, I have had it with people who refuse to celebrate

their birthday, the people who their birthday comes around and they say, it's just another

“day, it's not another fucking day, it's your birthday, you're born this day, you celebrate”

because you were born this day and all the other people in your life that love you want to celebrate you because you were born this day and when you say that out loud, it's just another day, that makes all the other people who love to celebrate their birthday because they're fucking normal, sound like assholes, sound like selfish little assholes when really you're the loser who just wants to pretend like you don't like attention because why?

Because you don't know how to have fun, because you don't know how to celebrate yourself, because you're upholding the patriarchy and you're a woman and so women aren't allowed to have anything for themselves or any celebratory reason to just be happy that they exist, right?

You sound fucking lame as hell, I would never be your friend, I would never hang out with

you and I think you suck, so I've had it with non-celebratory fucking freaks, you're not. I think you're going to have it with us, Connor. I was going to say, she's I'm the loser, I am too, I get so tired of birthdays, and

“I don't, I'm uncomfortable with a bunch, here's the thing, what happens with a birthday”

now because of the smart fun, somebody posts on their story happy birthday, Jennifer, Boba, and then you're like, okay, I like it, and then you think Bob probably need to re-share it because that was really nice at them, so then you share it and then the text started in. People, the last time I had a birthday, I had a text stream from somebody and it was like

the last seven years, the only text that were happy birthday, thank you exclamation point the next year, happy birthday, thank you, happy birthday, thank you, happy birthday, thank you. And I just, I get, I appreciate that the caller wants to celebrate birthdays and that you would think we're freaks, you get to have that, I am tired of fucking celebrating shit, I am so American culture overcelebrates shit, nothing is, like the person who I have

the seven year relationship, happy birthday, we don't need to be talking, right? If for seven years all we've done is you've trolled my Instagram and found out to my birthday, really nice to say, happy birthday, but if we don't have anything to say to each other in that time period, let's call it, right, done her my feelings, let's call it, and I, I just am not a big birthday celebrate tour, now I, when my children were little, big,

I wanted them to have parties, cakes, party favors, their friends, the cheeseier, the better, like I was very big into, because a kid should feel their birthday, they should celebrate it. But now that my kids are in college, like it's, I'm like, let's go to dinner or do you want me to get pizza at the house and then I get a cake and that is it, that is the end of the

road. Yeah, I am one of those people that she hates, now I will say this, if I have a close friend that loves their birthday, I do all the birthday stuff and I do it because I love them and they love their birthday and it makes them happy, I'm happy to do that. For me personally, the less fanfare, the better, like my idea of celebrating Mother's Day

was you take the kids away from me, that's celebrate. My idea of a happy birthday is to not have to get up and go out to dinner and do all that. So, and I just have one, and you just feel pressure like, okay, I have to make plans with this person, and it's so nice, but I feel like, and this is going to make her hate me and not want to be my friend, but every single person on the planet has a birthday, every

single day, there are millions of people that have birthdays. Yours really isn't that special, like it's, it's great to celebrate another day, just another

I don't usually say that, but I just, I don't feel a big need to celebrate my birthday.

“I don't say that, but I also don't like, if people are like, let's go together for lunch”

for your birthday, and I was like, I'm good. I really, really appreciate it. I get kind of uncomfortable. I just rather go to lunch because we're going to lunch. I don't want to go to lunch with the focus being my birthday. I just, and I'm not a big, like, I'm not

a big, like, girls grouper. And I'm always just to void, this is where the other collar

in this call kind of meld together. It's always a group of girls that be like, let's get together and do your birthday. And I just, I like more mixed company. I'm more of a, I'm not super big into homosexual relationships. I have great ladies in my, in my friendships, fantastic, but God, I love my gay guys. And so I like more of a mixed, mixed bag of free time, more diversity. Do you think we just lost a listener? No, she loves us. Here's

the thing. Like, I don't think, and I've had it listener is their tough. They're not going to fold suit because we think it's stupid to celebrate birthdays because we're stupid for saying that. And she can go fuck Jenna pumps. I hate them. And then she's going to tune in the right next episode. All right. Yeah. Sure. All right. Let's do one last one, Seth. Okay. This one is from Lex.

Haley, these. So I have a grievance and I don't know if this has been discussed on the podcast. Yeah. I don't think it has because I listen to literally fucking everything. But my grievance is I'm tired of moms or parents. It's usually mom. So that I see that will be like, we don't have the same 24 hours in a day or if you finish the workout day and you don't have three kids, then it's not really a feat. Like, big, we have the same 24 hours, but you chose to

fill yours with multiple children. Why the fuck is that? My fault. Now my workout isn't a workout because I don't have fucking kids to go home to. Like, excuse me? Jesus Christ. What? And I'm talking about the brown Jesus, not the white one. What the fuck? Like, how does that make my life any less valuable because I don't have kids? It's just fucking weird. I completely agree with her.

“The weaponization of children is such a thing. And it's, I get really irritated. I remember when”

we first started this podcast, it was not about our kids. It was not about us being mothers. I mean,

there might be a grievance from time to time about the kids, but it was about us and the shit that we wanted to shit talk about. And there was this website, Scary Mommy. And they kept covering our podcast and they called us mom podcasters. And I thought that was really reductive. You don't go and call Joe Rogan. Dad, podcaster, Joe Rogan does this. And I just think there's this whole really weird niche of the internet where there's this whole outperforming each other, motherhood

guys, TikTok has exacerbated that. And I just, I don't feel any more of a woman, better of a woman, better of a person for having kids than not having kids. It was my personal choice. It's my deal. I have nothing but envy for the people that have made that choice for themselves to not have kids, but to quantify the valuing of time and workouts and shit, that's just to me, the person with three kids is really, really jealous of our girl there. Yeah, really jealous. And I've said this before

on the podcast, but I never, it was never an opportunity or I never felt like it was a question that

I was going to have kids. That was what was expected of me. I have so much admiration for these women because right now they're under attack that say, you know what, I'm not going to have kids. That's just not a choice for me. I really admire that. I'm not saying I don't want kids, but I just, I want every female to be like, if I want kids that's fine, but the expectation that somebody who is female has to have a kid is, I really hate it, I really hate it. And it's probably like a trigger thing

for me a little bit. And I'm glad I had kids, but I'm just saying like, and so that to be weaponized, I just think a lot of these mothers just don't have anything fucking better to do than talk about their kids and how much time they spend on their kids, and I'm like your kids probably suck,

“they're probably a fucking little cow. Yeah, yeah, the mom culture, and I think, back to my mom,”

kind of set this tone where she wasn't going to get involved in all that parent shit and when my

moments even with my kids school group. Like there would be a group of parents. My youngest child

played a bunch of basketball when he wasn't playing a U basketball and he played school ball. There would be a bunch of parents sitting there together. I knew they were maga. I knew they were racist.

I wasn't going to sit with him. You're kind of the better than them. And neither was Josh and we went

“and we sat by ourselves. Like I was not, and Roman was like why don't you sit with him?”

I was like they're maga racist and you guys see how they kind of are their kids kind of suck too.

So having this honest conversation about preparing kids for, there's this whole thing that's

like we're all in this together, we all have to just like no, I don't have to hang out with you. I don't sit by you. I don't have to work out and think that my workouts better, but you know what, I wish to call or say you know what, my workout was 10 fucking thousand times better than your bitch because I didn't have to worry about these kids draining my life. I enjoyed it and I bet you

“I burned more calories than your ass did. Or my life is so much happier. Not a better and workout”

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