Rock Hard Denial

So we're supposed to start the podcast.

Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, Gaytrients, Patriots, Blacktrients, Browntrients, Triple Trumperers, can do what pumps. For-- for-- for-- for-- for-- All right, I'm sort of beheaded with.

OK, what I've had it with, and I know I've probably said this before, because it is one of my biggest habits of all time. And that is when you're on the phone. And you say, OK, well, I need to run.

Or I need to go, or I've got to let you go. And the person says, what-- just one more thing. Just one more thing. Not one more thing. I said, I had to go that drives me insane.

I think it's controlling. And because I'm working in therapy on my boundaries, my new thing is I don't have time for one more thing. I've got to let you run.

But can you imagine being that, like, I don't know.

What is it, narcissistic, Blacktrients, self-awareness, selfish, controlling? What is it? Well, I-- I have to say, sometimes I've been on the phone with you, and we're literally in the middle of something

“and very important points that I have to make.”

And I'm only 75% with the points. And then you start this, I got to go. And I'm like, no, you're not going. I still have 15 more percent to tell you. Or 25% more to tell you.

And then you hang out. And then I call you right back. And I'm like, no, I wasn't done. So to me, it's about completion. However, however, the specific type of person

that you're talking about, a phone-lawly gagger, that is very real. And that is really problematic. And I have a person in my life that does this to me, Josh. That's going to say, you're husband?

Yeah. And I'll start-- I'll go well.

I'll start closing language at first.

Right. It's a lot more sensitive than I am. And so like you can go, I got to go and you hang up. I would come back and go, you're such a fucking bitch. I didn't finish my story and you're like, OK.

Neither one of us is sensitive about it. I cannot do that with Josh, right? Because he's a lot more sensitive. But not with other people, only with me. And so I'll start.

“OK, well, I-- and he goes, oh, are you wanting to get off the phone?”

I'm not going to be near done. I'm just-- I'm just gearing up for the conversation. Mom, mom, I just need to be warm on. And I'm just sitting there like clenching my jaw, kagle, shoulders, core exercise.

I saw metric out the wazoo, and he is really bad about this really bad. If he likes to be on the phone, when he drives from point A to point B. Yes, fill those full 15 minutes. So who call me at the beginning of the drive? And he wants to keep me on and tell the very end

where he can hang up the phone, turn off his card, walk out and walk into his appointment. And sometimes, like, I've been on the phone. So then I'm like in the conversation. He wants to abruptly end it.

He's a user. He uses one of the phone for entertainment. Right, you're entertaining him from point A to point B, giving him something to do with this time. Here's-- I hate when somebody calls you out on your closing

language. One of my kids does that to me when I'm like, OK, right. He's like, oh, so you're done talking to me. You're bored with me. And I've just gotten to the point now.

I'm like, yeah, I am done. We've covered the door. Oh, yeah, we're landing the plane. This is-- we're resting out for-- we're done, you know, I don't want to hurt your feelings.

That's not what this is about. But we need to get-- we need to end the phone call now. It's ending now.

“And I think that's-- if you can't tell your family and your friends”

that, then he can't need to. Yeah, and I don't even say-- I've gotten to where if I'm on the phone with something, placing it to go order, and then they read it back. And then they have more follow-up questions.

I'll just say, I need for this phone call to end right now. I'll be there in a minute. We're done. I'll just-- I need for this call to end. I found one on the phone with an airline, and then at the end,

they're like, OK, well, then I'm like, are we done here? Because I need for this call to end, right? I need to end right now. And I'm speaking from the eye and from my needs, ask your therapist about that.

The eye and what I need. And what I need is-- I need to be over. Yeah, I'll tell you what I've had it with. OK, there is a jackhammer, and you'll probably

hear it in the background, outside of my apartment. And it is jackhammering, and jackhammering, and jackhammering, and jackhammering. You hear it? Do you hear it?

I didn't hear it this morning. I did hear it a little bit earlier, but not. Do you hear it right now? So it's jackhammering. And I looked out the window, and it's--

I think you could be a two to three-day project.

“And right now, there's two jackhammers going at one time.”

Which I appreciate that they would double the jackhammer to double the time of demolition. But I've really had it with this jackhammer. Yeah. Did they stop at it night?

Or do you know, yeah, it's today the first day.

Today's day one, we're on day one of the jackhammer. And the one thing I'll say about New York is they don't-- there's no lolly gagging or pussy fitting. They'll start this thing. They got two jackhammers going.

It'll be wrapped up in probably two to three days. If this project was going on in Oklahoma, it'd be a couple of weeks. These are going to have-- Well, I'll tell you what.

My gag can't get here to Wednesday, yes. And he's got to head out early because his wife has a little procedure. And that's in life threatened. And just a little procedure.

You know, you know, she's getting more of the pap smears. I don't know that's going into all this painstaking deal. And that's another time where I want to go. I need for this conversation to end. I want to end the conversation.

Nothing gets me more than unsolicited information about surgeries and medical procedures and medical events, which is really a mind-fuck from me, considering I'm married to a hypocondriac.

Yeah, but it's not always been a hypocondriac, I don't feel like.

That's a ground. I would say the last six, seven years we've been really committed to the hypocondriac. We've been together for like 30.

“So I mean, I think the hypocondriac is an offshoot”

of the sobriety, some like focus on it. Because addicts are so focused on themselves. And so then it's in their moods. And so the, here's the deal. I'm going to go ahead and make the hypothesis now,

as I always do. Hypocondriac is a common symptom of sobriety. Now we'll watch and it will show up in the internet in about a month or two. Somebody will listen and then still all my scientific ideas

and do the study on it. And then we'll find out that yes, recovering addicts have a higher propensity to hypocondriac, and I'll get all credit for any of it. But that's okay.

I'll keep my ear to the ground in recovery circles. If I see an upshoot in the hypocondriac, they're there, I'm certain of it. Because it's just addiction is the most selfish disease

on the planet. Because when they're using, it's all about them using. And then when they're sober, it's all about their recovery. It's all about them, them, them, them. And so the hypocondriac just goes straight into that.

It's like perfect, because the hypocondriac is about them. It's a common thing. Mm-hmm. All right, welcome to I've had it. America's top DEI podcast.

If you hear the humming in the background, that is a jackhammer. Not to be confused with like little jackhammer mega men. I was thinking, like a gyroader. Not to be confused with a mega gyroader.

All right, Kylie. Hi. Hi. I've got, well, really quick. Jen, I just googled if there's a link

between hypocondriac addiction. Let's have a farting. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah. There's hits on hits on Google.

And it's an illness, anxiety, and itself. And often people with hypocondriac also suffer from drug addiction. Oh, wow. That makes perfect sense. It's just because the nature of addiction, whether you're in it actively or in recovery,

“is a default setting of you always operate from the position of yourself, right?”

And the focus on self is next level from the average non-addicted person. That's fair. Yeah. Okay. I've got a couple of reviews.

This one is five stars titled Good Trouble and JBX, right?

It's found this podcast on TikTok one day and never stopped listening.

Not for the sensitive or the teddy babies or the easily offended. Jennifer, I nominate you to be in charge of all interviews of government officials and pumps, you're in charge of deconstructing as many people as you can. Love y'all keep up the good fight from JB, parentheses not for its group, but just as charming. I like it.

I like it. I like it. Come on. You need to get on the deconstructing. Just get on it.

Maybe I can. Here's what I need to do. If I was really, really good at it, I would start grifting off of it. But then you're just, then you're just what you were before, then you're blocking broken person that you weren't.

No, in the exact same way, but just against what I used to be for, but still the same

Yeah. The grifting. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

“This one is five stars titled Mega Retail Bible Thumping.”

I wish I would have had the foresight back in the day to fleece these fools, create my own

religion and broadcast it. I'm an atheist, but I'm amazed by the soft-minded people and thankfully pumps got out and is standing up to her mom. Yeah. Finally.

Finally. How's it going? How's it going? It's going to talk to her. I keep beating to caller and bring up Easter, but I just haven't done it yet.

But I'll do it this week. I'll have a full report next week.

“Do you guys, I mean, the listener is making a, it's a big development.”

Yeah. It is. And really, I just, I don't think that either one of us can properly articulate how terrified of my mother, I was as an adult that I don't with her. I don't think anybody that's listening to this can understand like the iron fist.

The authoritarian nature, like her mother would walk into her house. She was married with children, walk into her house uninvited and announced open up her mail. Yes. Go through her credit card bills bills and ask her about her spending and she's 40, 40, 40 and

she will never stand up to her and go get your fucking paws off of my bills.

It's none of your fucking business. I don't live with you anymore. Like if my parents did some shit like they'd make a way, it's not your business. Like my dad is a biggest penny-pinsure on the planet.

“I mean, like I remember growing up and we would go to 7-11 after school and would go in”

and my dad would grab the Pepsi and my brother and sister and I would grab a Coke and go, we almost been making more money than I make because Pepsi's five cents cheaper. I would all just like roll our eyes and walk our Coke cans back to the 7-11 refrigerator and then go get a Pepsi because it's five cents cheaper. If my dad got in, he was pretty strict father, but he very much is about his children

being autonomous adults and minding his own business. If he ever fucking opened up, I feel like, "Get your fucking nosey ass out of my house."

Pumps, you guys, the fear this woman has, like, you've never seen anybody as scared

as their parents, not even a child as scared of their parent as you are of your mother. Ever. I've never seen a thing like it. I don't know. So much better than that.

No, the picture cannot be painted enough of how. So like the baby steps I've taken and some have been big steps, but I mean, it's still, it probably on her death bed. I'll still be trying to set boundaries and stuff. I think yeah, I think probably when she's in the grave, it's something that you're still probably you're getting some like she can't know she can't find out. You know, I know what is it. But is there really a nation on it? It's a it's tons better. It's tons better. Believe it or not. Really, I'm really proud of you because that's that was such a like a dark passenger everywhere we went was like.

And what I really hated it for you is the double life that you had to live. You had to be one person you weren't for her. Yep, like this character and then you got to be your real person, which kind of set you up for a lot of bad stuff sadly. Yeah, and I was just thinking today. I have my older dogs having some health problems. So he's not going to school. So I walked him and I was thinking on my walk. I was like the denial living in denial and being able to deny yourself things like that's generational in my family to if you don't want to know about it. It just doesn't exist like I know that that.

You know, the sweep it under the the rug and all that is really strong in my family or what is it family origin. Could you would think with all the therapy family origin would roll off the tape really is I'll give I'll give an anecdotal story. Okay, so Angie's ex not a proclivity for sexual entertainers and workers and everybody knew it. It was a well known discussed thing and he would host these golf tournaments with sex workers present and performing. And I want to have a conversation with dancers and sex acts. And I want to, Angie and I didn't know each other very well, but we're starting to know each other more in the golf tournament was going on.

He has been his license plate said spanky as pang and KY and he hosted these sex field golf tournaments right and they were no tourists everybody knew about him.

So I said to her go, hey, I mean, how do you getting to know you like you know the Bible study and all the shit that you do and how do you feel about your husband's got to I don't want to know I don't need to know I don't want to know one thing about it. I don't want to know one thing.

“And I remember I was like, that's weird. That doesn't make it not happen.”

But genuinely, like that doesn't mean that he's not in the first. And so I was we didn't we we were like in the dating phase of our friendship. So I was kind of like, okay, then which he finds out conclusively, but he does this extracurricular activities with sex workers. She looks like she's like, I had no idea. I'm like, gosh, no, what was the license plate that says spanky or these sex field golf. She was that fucking serious. Like, she was that. Of course you knew of course you knew this is willful denial like it didn't happen, but my god how how much you've grow.

I'm wondering if the willful denial maybe instead of denial.

The blanket statement I made earlier about being in my general it's willful tomorrow. It's willful it's willful it's willful. If you like to a polygraph and true serum just your husband fuck hookers. And you said no you would have failed it. You would have 100% failed it because you knew because you got super defensive. I don't want to know I don't want to know right. That's a real action. There's a component in that. I really mean and I'm not trying to bring everything back to religion. I know. But there's a part of that.

I feel like is linked to the super religious part of my life. Like you only believe what you want to believe and then you deny the existence of the rest.

And so I feel like I don't know what to what level but to me that's interconnected.

So it brings me to my point of willful denial. What it was totally willful right right totally willful. Yeah, I'm not ready to do the CT, but it's in our book guys. I'm not outing this stuff like she's written about this so it's in our book she would you can buy speaking of grifting.

“Right life is a lazy Susan of shit sandwiches where she talks about spanky.”

I can crack with it girls. I do think I don't think that life's in place. So you have to listen to the podcast and read the book to get all the details. It's the license plate is that not in the book spanky. I think it's in there. Did it? Okay.

Can I ask what why spanky? Well, that is got but like I think I can get this told is completely different and he just put it on his license. Yes, this is out. He drove to the mega church. Yeah, drove to the mega church with the family and the kids and the license plate said spanky and I hate personalized tags. I just need so let me just tell you, this is a true story Kylie.

We would sit in the mega church and he would tell me so and so fucking around on his wife so and so fucking around on her husband he would go through all of the congregants. And he was the worst offender by far combined all of their balances in a little jar and his was so much bigger. But that kind of I mean, that's the kind of shit that was happening.

“I think that's really common though, pumps.”

I think that instance where you have the white picket fence forward facing we're not going to tell we're not going to speak truths. We're going to deny reality and we're going to project to the Joneses that we are this godly or this perfect or whatever family. I think it's really common especially in white suburbia. I think and then behind the scenes you got a little spanker. You got a little crack.

You got a whitish name in this people are broken people are broken and we project that we have to. We have this stupid. Give a shit that we care what other people think of our families instead of really living and being with our families. So some people I think by and of this well everybody thinks we're a nice family.

What other families think of your family is none of your fucking business that's their business, but I think so many Americans white suburban upper middle class.

“Get caught up into this if if we have the appearance of being a good families and therefore we are a good family and it's bullshit.”

It's just superficial bullshit. And that and that was one thing that really like I tried to pay it forward people with that I really didn't even know that well.

Would come and talk about what was going on in their marriages because they they knew a there was no way I could possibly be judgmental based on what my life was like.

So it made they had somebody to talk to and that really like you paid you gave that to me a commitment free zone of let's just talk about it and be real and so that was. That is one of the gifts in going through all this thing is to be able to be there for another person. Totally totally because when that veneer is broken that oh my god, it's not perfect. What what you're what you're doing with that veneer is you're living in judgment that means you're judging everybody else by the veneer of their family and once that veneer is broken.

“Then you need to go to somebody that's judgment free that's like like man we're all fucking broken by every I always think when I drive through like nice neighborhoods always think of every single one of these doors.”

Or just secrets and and listen I think generally people can be happy I think that mega church culture white upper middle class mega church culture is a really specific broken culture. People that turn out and drows to vote for triple trump and I think they have there's a combination of a colty religion evangelical Christianity combined with like this capitalism combined with appearance culture you know like if if we look good and if we do matching Christmas pajama pictures and we're going to. Our area family you know and it's just it's bullshit the real moments are the moments that aren't on instagram the real moments are the moments that you have like I can tell that our family's been through so much you guys are about pumps is but Josh and I've been through so fucking much and just this past spring break the whole the kids everybody was here and.

I call Josh we did take one family photo you know what that means we're living we're enjoying each other there was not a moment where we thought oh my god we better look like we're the happy family not that.

“I wish we had the family photo right but it's like we we had one of the best spring breaks ever we were all in New York and it was so much fine the weather was like glorious two or three days and we had the best time.”

And we didn't have to do any I realize like we didn't take one fucking photo of all of us together and then I realized okay that's really great that's gross like who gives a shit because what we felt what we experienced is it it's in here. In the heart. Because of. Okay I've had it I've had it with people using religion as a hall pass to control everyone else's lives. I've had it with politicians pretending the constitution is optional when it comes to church and state.

The first amendment is actually very clear the government does not get to pick a religion or force one on the rest of us.

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“They traveled around 17 kilometers together led by a corgi across highways and fields now safely back with their respective owners pop up the video.”

Okay so these dogs all live in the same neighborhood and they all hang out together because everybody knows that dogs are pack animals.

Seven dogs they're all BFS the German shepherd is injured so they make a wall around the German shepherd because when they jumped out of the truck from the thieves that were taking them to the dog meat market. Is that way yes they escaped in the back of the truck and then one of them chewed and then allowed the gate to open they all escape the German shepherd gets injured put this back up so they're all play that video again so they're all. They're all hovered around and the fucking corgi is the ring leader and that little corgi but those little short legs yeah that's funny sniffed the whole way look at that his name translated from Chinese to English is big fat.

Big down the rabbit big fat. This is the type of leadership this world fucking needs right now big fat takes care of the injured in the sick and he doesn't have little man short man syndrome like mark my mullin likes to even Miller he doesn't have teeny weeny syndrome so little is dog with like two inch long legs and it said you know what I'm going to be the fucking leader today I'm going to march that sick.

“The German shepherd home and I'm not going to leave one person behind we're not leaving the German shepherd when everybody's going to make it home because we're not going to be dog meat today pop up these photos of these dogs.”

Here they are so people were filming them and so that little corgi so here's what I start thinking about because everything so fucking political right now right.

Who's our corgi who is our corgi that is going to lead us out of this like that little corgi. Just said you know what I'm going to put myself in a leadership position I'm going to march all of our asses home my name is big fat the corgi. I'm not fucking with anybody I'm going to make sure this German shepherd gets home gets medical care we're not going to be dog meat who's the corgi who is our corgi.

I've really cracking my brain now that you said that. I can't think of one person I can't think of one either.

I mean in my mind it has to be a woman kind of no I mean I would love for it to be a woman. Listen I take a dead pig right now if the dead pig had the leadership skills of big fat the corgi.

“Yeah fuck we take the fucking corgi we take big fat over here later. So I think I would I mean.”

Just these dogs fucking corgi showing more leadership than any fucking American politician right now look at that look at the big fat. That look at big fat look at the compassion the leadership the commitment the dedication pack leader. Where are you fucking hockey and chuckles taking lessons from big fat big fat the corgi knows what to do stands on business. All right what else Kylie if you we have another story. The headline is a professional corn hair comp sorry a professional corn hole player with no arms and legs has been accused of murder in Charles County and bridge it on Twitter says am I having a stroke.

And I actually have the video of the news report and honestly it just gets more confusing as you learn more facts so we're going to play here.

We want to get out to our home a bash she is live in the play that this evening with more details home.

Angie bizarre to say the least but before we get any further into this story I just want to try to answer the question that's so many people have right now. I'm going to say that this is one with no arms no hands managed to fire a gun and allegedly someone. It's early in the investigation but there is no evidence at this point to suggest anybody else was involved in the shooting.

And that he acted alone on this.

Now watch closely you're looking at the man accused of murder in this case video from his TikTok page titled no hands no feed shooting nine millimeter handgun. Okay so and he went on to shoot a passenger in his car I did not ever learn how he drove the car and held the gun. You can have hand controls but that wouldn't fix the whole problem. I think for the lag there's probably like an extension type. Right and then we just saw a video of him shooting again and clearly he's a good aim because he's a cornhole champion despite being a quadruplegic and so it's a really fascinating story coming out of the United States where again we go back to the gun problem.

“Yes and people with no arms and no legs can kill people with guns. Yeah that's how fucked up America is that even a fucking quadruplegic can commit murder.”

That's how good Americans are with guns which was interesting about the Olympics because I guess there was like a shooting thing and like we lost real. The shooting in the Olympic. Yeah and I'm like we lost like shouldn't we win gold gold gold gold gold for any sort of gun shooting thing. Yeah they're going on country we lost I don't think I didn't know if we metled really yeah can he look that out. Well yeah I mean I would say. I'm one of the better things I've heard but yeah that's crazy about the quadruplegic.

It's sad too because he went super viral when he was in that quarter or in whole with this mouth I mean no he holds it with his two hands it or two yeah and he went super viral for it and he was kind of a star so it's sad to see. That he's driving and shooting again with no fingers I will say takes a lot of you know coordination that I certainly don't have I can barely drive.

“Oh which I have an update for all of the people few few weeks ago I was like this guy honked at me for a mile I fucking had it with honkers I don't if you remember that since then I have noticed I'm getting honked out a lot.”

So I must be the common denominator so I'm going to take that habit back because clearly I am doing something that I am unaware of that is irritating the fuck out of people. And so I've really been trying to be more diligent but like last week it was like three different days in a row that I did something that somebody honked. Separated in a car with you and I do that when you propose this story I remember saying what did you do and you swore up and down but I've ridden a car with you and you're on your phone and I know you're about see oh my god I'm trying to be better but you when your version of being better is just responding quicker to text it's not not texting.

No it's bad but no I mean seriously I've been in the car with you you're weaving like a dream of we because you're I know like I'm staying in my own miracle that we're live yeah but so I but in this situation like whatever I'm doing I'm not aware of it so I'm trying to be super aware because I am doing something that is worth note for a lot of other drivers. Jin on the medals yeah we won one gold three silver one bronze one gold okay so that's better than what I thought.

“I think it should have been I mean considering the gun issue that we have here should have been a clean sweet gold gold yeah all right.”

I've got some voice members okay let's do this okay up first we've got Molly.

And I just have to tell you about something that I have absolutely had it with this week and that is people not taking the fucking stairs. It's outrageous it is an epidemic I live in a problem building and I live on a higher floor and so obviously we have an elevator and people who live on the second and the third floor are taking the elevator.

So you get off at the second or third floor take the stairs it's ridiculous it's an epidemic we need to stop doing this there needs to be a sign in every apartment building the elevator is only for those people who live on the upper floors of the building if you live below the third floor.

“Take the stairs the elevator is not for you unless you are carrying something very heavy or elderly etc we there is exceptions we got it but as you general rule.”

The elevator is not for folks who live below the second for the third floor.

I think that's a great rule. I completely agree we're just talking about this Kylie and Anna and I were at our New York our new New York recording studio getting it all set up and we're on one of the we're on the top floor of the building. And Anna was complaining that there were a lot of pertinent on the second third floor that we're taking the elevator and this in this building there's a beautiful staircase it's not like a fire exit staircase it's like a gorgeous wide.

Super vertical and you know I agree I think you've got to you got to take those stairs you cannot bow guard the elevator for one to two floors.

It's embarrassing that you can't get your fat ass up a flat stairs I mean it just is in fact when I I have a doctor that's on like the fifth floor and I've stopped on every floor like people going up from like two to three like people that work in the building. So I mean this was like a year ago I go I'm trying to go down the stairs I go down the doors locked so then I have to go back I was embarrassed to go down one floor I was like felt like you're an embarrassment to yourself that you're fat ass can't take one floor and people do it all the fucking time.

“So speaking of like she said that you should put a note in an elevator so I was in Los Angeles two or three weeks ago and I had to go meet with this guy it is office an attorney.”

And I said where's the restaurant we told me it was like a shared restroom in a hallway and when I got to the door there was a printed sign on the door that said.

All toilet paper is flushed any extra special things in the toilet or wipe down and or flush and everything is removed from the floor this is on the the door entering the bathroom I was like. If they've listened to our podcast because we've talked about this a lot right so then I go in the bathroom and I look pick my stall on the outside the same sign on the inside the exact same sign and I'm talking. What's so hilarious about the sign is you can tell the person who wrote it I don't know what she walked into but it must have been with fact really bad scene because it's like four.

“Four thoughts spaced out from one another right and you can tell with each one she just gets a little bit more enhanced.”

And then after I was I I be and I see the sign and then I'm flushed expect everything and like we're all good here I go out to the sink and there's four more of these signs up. And it's like. It's literally like please make sure that you flush the toilet if something doesn't go up down all the way make sure you double flush it if there is peer anything on top of the toilet see make sure you wipe that down. Make sure you keep this bathroom the way you would want to find it and then the last one is fine if there's an extra something special rubbed on the side of the toilet go ahead and give that a wipe as well.

Thank you. We all need to work together to keep these restrooms clean. So here's this thing here's what's so fucking hilarious about all this right you would think that there's probably a hundred people using these restaurants right there's only two offices on this floor. So yes the people that I was visiting there's maybe five people that work there it's not a huge building. On the opposite side of the restrooms and the elevators is another building which is a five or six people.

So then you start my mind start going okay, so I got that receptionist right who is that that I saw and then I wonder if this is like somebody didn't flush it tampon or had diarrhea and there was another this is graphic to think about you guys, but we've all walked into situations. We used to have horrible not taken the restroom experience over the goddamn finish line and this woman can make these signs and tape it up I thought this woman is a fucking hero.

They were above the track you know there's a trash can in the stall yeah like Maxie Padsard it was above that it was behind the flush they were everywhere.

So in my mind I'm like okay.

“Ever the offender is it's happened multiple times right because on one off right and wondering if the person claims like well I didn't know I didn't see or I thought that house you know the janitors camera something.”

But it was so juicy I wish I were taking a picture of the sign I want to know like you know if somebody went to all the trouble to post all those signs. I just feel like that person probably made a plea like sin and inner office memo or you know mentioned it like we need to clean up after ourselves and did it and she was just ignored and ignore desperation and she's just like fuck it.

But I kind of do want to know what the scoop was and I would want to know who the offender was I would go exactly to the person I thought wrote the email and I would say what happened.

And she knows who it is oh she is I guarantee you that after you write after you escalate and you print out about 20 copies of these instructions for people for grown fucking adults to go into the bathroom and clean up after themselves and you have about five different points that you're making in your memo that you've taped up 20 different copies of in a three stall bathroom is three stalls total. It's not a big bathroom. So you have them taped up everywhere in there that the type of person that did this got the tape printed it strong in there with tape taped it up.

That's a person that's going to have their beat on the hallway. The eyes are going to be constantly on the high I wouldn't even be surprised if there was some sort of like sensor where she knew if somebody entered the bathroom if there's pre inspections of what a person goes in and then there's post inspections and I would even suspect that outside of the signage that I saw. This is just me deducing here. I would imagine that there was probably at some point a photograph of something very insightly and she did an all points bulletin to everybody in the fucking building not just floor nine.

She thought every mother fucker's getting this every single person in this building get this memo. I just went into the bathroom on floor nine and this is what I saw it's got a bloody Sunday. You need to make sure you're wiping you're going to make sure you're flushing to make sure you're picking up and you know then there was probably a lot of office friction. Yeah, and she's she has graduated to the signage, but I don't think it's over yet. No, we're anywhere near the end of this I'll do a little follow up on this.

I think this woman was pushed so far. I think she's a abuse victim. Right. I mean, she's just like I'm fucking done it would not surprise me if this person, she followed this person into the bathroom and just stood like just stood in the bathroom just like you want to go down. We're fucking going down. I just think there's a lot of people that that go into the restroom and I will not buy that people just have no self awareness about their piss or shit. I'm just not buying that.

“It's just something that you need to make sure is completely sent down and there's no evidence of that when you leave the space not on the toilet seat not on the floor not anywhere you need to fucking clean up after yourself.”

And so I think some of these people are just so entitled, so messy and so maga that they just think they can piss and shit all over the place and triple Trump and somebody's going to come clean it up. And I think this woman had it. I think she's in a abuse victim and if she's in a support group, I support her support the signage. I supported the signage. I got the biggest kick out of it. That was like, oh, she is pissed. She's not going to take it anymore. She saw some bad things. She saw bad and we can all identify remember we had that show one time and we went in and there was a bathroom that was all, but it was like.

And we had, there's just nothing worse. It's just an offensive.

“That's just something that shouldn't be public consumption. That's why the bathroom is private.”

All right, Kylie, who's next? Okay, next we've got Alex. Hey, ladies, Gaytria, clocking in here from Nashville, blue dot and red state. You guys in my favorite, listen to every day, seriously, I'm going to see when Atlanta cannot wait.

But basically what I've had it with are all of these DL drama, Queen Republican Congress people, especially here in Tennessee.

All white Zara outfit and holding a football and spreading a good message. I don't know.

“But he's just turned on by that and it's ruining everyone else's lives. They're trying to turn over same sex marriage here.”

They are just heinous. They have to wear style and Marcia Blackburn too. I mean, I'm sure there's something up with her, but she has zero gay people around her just by the looks of her hair. But I'm just thinking these people being so suppressed in ruining life. Like, get that bright flag out, come to the stone wall, come march at pride.

I don't give a fuck. Just stop ruining my life. Thank you. Love you guys.

“I mean, it's just it is such a great point and we can't speak about it enough that in all it's 2026 and there are a lot of things that we can have government do.”

Like services like the sledgehammer going out here. That's the government fixing some probably fucking broken sidewalk and making the place better. But the Republicans, the mega Republicans are hyper consumed with sex. They talk about sex, particularly gay sex. They talk about trans people in gender nonstop.

When none of it zero percent of it affects their pathetic cracker as dirty bathroom lives, none of it affects it.

“And the obsession that people in red states have with sex is so fucking weird. I'll never quit talking about it. I firmly believe that there is a huge deal, demon queen problem with a lot of”

mega leaders right now. I also think a lot of them have been aroused by the sight of a rock hard penis while watching porn and they feel some sort of gainous about that. And instead of just going to let's kind of fuck that, who knew I had a little bit of buy in me and move something with their life, then they want to terrorize Everybody. And in MAGA is a death cult. They are a party that wants to terrorize people. They are emotional and psychological terrorists. Then their terrorism has led to now shooting people shooting a mother with a lab in the back of a car calling her fucking bitch.

It's just, I mean, it's just gross. The hatred that these people have because they can't be who they want to be or because they're so abused or broken. Just fucking grow up. Everybody's had to go to fucking therapy, which talked about Trump's journey. I've been to fucking therapy fucking grow up and let people be who they want to be for fuck's sake. Somebody being gay is not about you. Right. The narcissism that these people have is unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Somebody being gay or straight or buy or trans or gender fluid or using a pronoun has fucking nothing to do with you.

Nothing. Just like keeping a psychotic triple-triple-triple freak show and it's nothing to do with me. I don't identify with you. I don't take ownership in that. I'm not going to offer you an offering up. You can go triple-triple in your fucking dump truck and read Leviticus to each other. Because I want nothing to do with your dipshit, low IQ, teeny, whiny brain. Nothing. Zero. 100% right. I coast on everything. You just said, and I think if I'm not mistaken, Tennessee, the State House or Senate and maybe they did pass it where you can marry at 12 or they were trying to pass it.

Like these people want to be the worst kind of people and tell everybody else how to live their lives. They want to say how great they are and their family values. At the same time, they don't give a fuck. And it is unbelievable to me yet very believable. I feel like people's rights have gone so far backward. Like from the difference between like 2010 or like let's say 2010 that was a huge like we're going backwards. I mean, we are the clock is going backwards and that's why we have to be loud and proud.

Yeah, and the thing that really irritates me a lot about the white people that the suburban white people I was speaking about earlier that try to have the perfect family image. They in that image a lot of people that I know particularly in Oklahoma will try to play both sides. They'll play the over cool and we've got gay friends and you know we were in dependence, we're moderates, we're socially liberal and physically conservative and they're fucking not it's a total lie.

And an inferiority that they have that they try to reconcile with the voting booth by demeaning and further marginalizing people and it is willful it is willful cruelty.

“And I just am not one of these people that is going to let the party of personal accountability personal responsibility. I'm not going to let those people off the fucking hook. I'm not there's no offering it for you to come play in my sandbox.”

I'm not going to throw give you a trophy or throw a parade for you because you were able to see that evil is evil and that a liar is a liar and that a man who incited it in selection is a fucking criminal.

A man that was found guilty is a fucking criminal. I just I'm sorry. I'm just not at 51 years old I'm going to send go oh my god, I'm so sorry you were caught shut the fuck up.

I'm right you're a fucking dumbass stupid moron that willfully chose willfully chose this because the appetite for cruelty in these people is insatiable and tell the cruelty affects them or somebody that's genetically connected to them. Other than that than give a fuck about anybody so fuck the offering I'm so tired of hearing we got to offer these people in offering they're never going to fucking vote for Democrats you think they're going to vote for gay people or gay rights people won't even vote for their own fucking kids.

“Republicans have gay kids kids do not vote for their fucking kids and so I'm supposed to think that they're there's some offering up for that we're supposed to offer them amount not doing it.”

I can go to the Facebook doctors in the Facebook therapist. I'm not fucking doing it. I agree and I was you know it's I feel like it's made me like mad like okay you wanted this you got it yesterday I went to buy bread I mean I was buying other stuff but I there was a loaf of bread that was nine dollars and we're talking basic basic white bread was nine dollars and 25 cents. I didn't buy it but it was for sale but I thought you want to Trump because he's so good with the economy you were so worried about grocery prices it was not about that you right like here's your nine dollar loaf of bread shove it so far up your ass like you wanted it you got it and so part of me was like.

There was a there was just a little fraction like I got a little joy that somebody was going to have to pay nine dollars that voted for Trump and then I just like your terrible person like it's still terrible. Yeah and that's the part where that's where you have to be cautious because I don't want to give these people an offering up but I want them to have fucking health care I want them to have affordable groceries I want them to have universal health care I want their gay kids.

“Yeah to live in a place where they are equal I want their potential future trans grandchildren to be treated equally and humanely under the eyes of the law I do not want these people to suffer however.”

I do not want them to fucking play in my fan sandbox because to quote.

Kendrick Lamar they not like us I am not like you I am not like those people I get no joy knowing that you're suffering at your own fucking ignorance. But I do not wish to hang out or play with people like this like I physically in pumps can't test this I physically do not like being around evangelical mag of people and pumps will tell you I mean I get like. Oh I mean I I can't do it I am I am constitutionally incapable of being morally duplicitous it is not something I am able to do my conviction.

And universal human rights is so strong that I cannot fain like a lot of kindness around a big group of white evangelical triple trumpers I can't because I just think you're all fucking freaks you're hateful you can smile. I am gonna hate you if I ask you all you want to just look at fucking cram it up your ass. I know I know when I'm not here you're like she's a fucking crazy communist liberal I fucking know it's just say to my face at least I kind of respect you but don't act like we're friends don't like we share anything in common because we fucking don't we have zero in common we'll never have anything in common ever and I take so much pride.

In being a completely different fucking person than you are and that I don't have to fake. I don't have to be a fake fucking phony person and go through life with a veneer and fainting shit I just I I'm not I'm not cut out for that and after 11 12 years of dump truck.

Now I mean you're a hundred percent right and what so but I think that you're a strength in that I know that like when I'm around you it makes me more conscious to set boundaries so there's I think it's good because then it helps me.

See where I need to have more conviction and stand up I mean it's like leadership starts at the top you'll like the corgi.

You know what I mean like seeing your conviction you know it's like a thousand little paper cuts over 20 years like you stick with something you think it.

“It makes you stronger it makes you think it changes behavior so I appreciate that and you I I think it's a very admirable quality.”

Thank you thank you very much for that I believe did we only do one voice memo. No, we did we did we had the gay triad and the elevator. Okay, so that's good. All right Kylie what about you you offering an offering for triple trumpers. I'm not and I'm says right everyone can take a lesson from big fat Jennifer Welch the big big corgi.

Yep and learn how to to be pretty blunt with these people you have really good boundaries set Jen yeah. Thank you. You do.

“I I think that my time trying to fit in with a bunch of phony peers of mine that claim to be you know so loving and Christ like in all of this shit in high school in junior high and they're all just I mean.”

It's just fucking broken like everybody else is but evangelical seem to be extra broken if you get my drift as the four mentioned crack and spanky situation when pumps was an evangelical she fit into my script like my idea that I had about evangelicals pumps I was like. Of course he fucks hookers of course he smoking crack with hookers and his license places. Yeah, not an evangelical friend since fucking high school because there's much Democrats and then the one friend evangelical Bible. And adult husband is a crack hooker fucker smoker or serious.

Of course it was like right on script. Anyway, in between that time I hung out and I still have like the best gay friends. And in the 90's, I had just when I went to the University of Oklahoma, just a gaggle of gaze. And the way that evangelicals treat gay people and the way they're family treated them, it just left a huge impression on me and it was something that it was my mother was always so gracious and kind and no judgment.

She always would say really common sense stuff like little darling who in the right mind would choose to be gay in the middle of the Bible belt.

And it was just common sense stuff and she was like, you know, these people are fucking nuts in their mean and they use religion to justify mean. So that was like the thing that I was indoctrinated in common sense radical exception radical empathy. So when I see it, and when I see these people doing it, picking on gay people, it makes me fucking mad. And I'm just, I'm the big, big fat corgi calm down. You have a big, I love that corgi.

I love that corgi. Yes, you're so great. I want a corgi.

I think I always have, I flirted with corgi's.

Yeah, I flirted because I like a little short leg and and corgi's when they walk their butt. You're right at this. I mean, yeah, and it's like, you're a big fine woman. Once you're back to my team in Manhattan and the corgi's just and I just immediately that song back that thing at just ghosting. I have it on all day because I've seen some corgi's ass just sashing and shontained from side to side and I love it. I love, I love that corgi and I love the LGBTQ+ community.

And I love everybody who stands for universal human rights and I fucking hate the triple trumpers. You're not getting an offer. You can go fucking join your own little therapy group. Go deprogram yourselves. Do some atonement.

“Then you have to take a polygraph and true serum for me to even remotely consider an offer amp.”

And then we'll put you on deck before you get to the ramp. I do think this and this is just based this is what I think because I have been a Republican evangelical. I will offer an offer amp, but your actions and your words have to match. You have to stand up and admit that you were wrong and not just words, but act that way too.

And then I'm going to have a graph here with that.

And I'm going to and my window is. Yeah, I want, I let you do that. And then I'll be the final. I'll be judge duty. Yeah, you can be the corgi. No, what about the people?

What about the like, I'll be Dougal Wellen. I'll be Dougal Wellen. I'll be Dougal Wellen of the people's court. Done, done, done, done, done, done. Yes, I'll do that.

Like when he hears the action, edited that. And you can make a judgment on. Do you dunk him or not?

“What does remember when you threw the ball and you hit the target and the person dropped in the water?”

No, okay. Is that what that was called? It's been a minute. Here's the deal. Here's the deal.

There's like, I'm trying to talk to people less. I'm trying to have less people in my life. And again, this was something I decided a few years ago. And then I read an article that it was like the healthier you get. The smaller your circle becomes, the healthier you get.

The fewer friends you have. So it's interesting.

“The science is catching up here yet again.”

So always seems to be happening.

But I'm really not interested in expanding my circle. Like I went through your ship with you. Pumps and I'm so happy that you're deprogrammed. And I'm so happy that you're still on that journey. But it's, I don't have the patience to do it again with another person.

No, I agree. I'm not like, I'm talking like just in general for people. Like, no, I'm not offering new friends by any stretch. All right. I think that's all we have today.

Is it all Kylie? Leave us a voice memo on our Instagram.

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