The Church Of Latter Day Swingers

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“Patriots, Patriots, Patriots, Patriots, Black triets,”

Brown triets, and all the triple trumpers can do what pumps. So cool! All right, welcome to America's Top 10E. I've podcasted.

Pumps, what have you had it with? Could what I've had it with is all of these ads that can across my phone that say, we've got a mom hack for you. We've got a mom hack for makeup.

We've got a mom hack for all this other shit. And I'm like, why can't it just be a shortcut?

Why does it always have to be a mom hack?

Like, shut the fuck up. I'm just tired of everything. You have to be a mom. And maybe I'm just sensitive with all this crazy shit in the world.

But I'm just like, if it's a shortcut, everybody can use it, not just a mom. Yeah, there's a lot of the use of the word mom as it pertains to women. And you don't see it equally done as a dad hack.

And so there's this constant social reminder to women. Like, there's this mommy blogger. We've talked about it on her lot. They're called Scaring Mommy or something. And they would cover some of the stuff

that we would do on our podcast.

And they would always refer to us as mom podcasters.

And we don't have a parenting podcast. That's not what this is about. Do we talk about kids sometimes? Yes, we talk about motherhood sometimes. Yes, but they would never talk about any of the podcasters

in the brosphere as dad podcasters.

“And so I think it's just a lot of some inherent sexism”

and also just patriarchal reminders that women are for breeding. And you even see this in liberal spaces where I think Scaring Mommy is kind of a more progressive blog but they wanted to diminish us and diminish our voices

by branding us as mom podcasters. And they put mom in front of it for it to be intentionally reductive. And so on that mom hack stuff, I don't know what that is, but I'll be fine with it as long as I see dad hacks

and equal time with all of that. Because it's just, it's a constant from both sides, this pressure on women or that only the moms can do this. I totally agree with you, I've had it with that too. - Yeah, it's just, here's my thing with it.

Not everybody is a mother and I completely, one million per cent agree. When I start hearing, here's the dad hack for you, I'm all in. I think that's a great idea.

“All right, so let me tell you what I've had it with.”

It pertains to my husband, Josh. So we recently, I've been doing like wordle connections, crossword many New York Times, crossword forever. I do it all the time every morning when I get up. Well, Josh just started doing these things

because he has said, has early onset dementia and that he is trying to do brain exercises. Well, first and foremost, he was like, when we were in Mexico for our Valentine's trip, he was like, hey, I'm doing these word puzzles,

do I'm with me? And it's some app that he had, like exercise your brain app and at least I start doing it as so easy. And I was like, Josh, this is like nursing home shit. Like this is embarrassing.

Just do the New York Times do wordle, do the crossword many. And then when you graduate, do the crossword puzzle. So he dives into it and he's a victim of crossword clues. Believes that there is a grand conspiracy

by the maker of the crossword clues to personally dig him over. And I'm like, it's just crosswords or quirky. A lot of the clues piss you off, but that's just in it. Like as a crossworder, you just have to bind into the fact

that sometimes the maker of the puzzle thinks they're real clever and they're real cute. And they try to do something that is ridiculous. And you just have to accept it. You cannot be a crossword player

and then also be a victim of the crossword clues. Like you just, it's just, it's a part of the contract that you enter in doing the crossword puzzles. And it's every day. It's every single day we have to review it.

So we send each other our results. And particularly he's very into the crossword mini. I typically get the mini in a minute or less. And I send it to him. And then he does his, and he sends it back to me.

It's always like nine minutes.

And he just writes, that's great five dementia. Or it'll be like seven minutes. And he just sends it to me.

[LAUGHTER] OK, I have to tell you.

“I have done the same thing, not with the crossword.”

But I have like Googled.

Find an app to keep your brain young, challenge your brain,

and I've downloaded all that crap. And I'm like, if I can't do this, I'm just done. Like just put me, put a fork in me. I'm done. It's over.

It was so easy. But I do periodically do that. Get on and down. That's the game. The game that he had downloaded.

So he's like, hey, we're laying out on the beat. She's like, hey, do this. Brain exercise thing with me. And I'm like, OK. And it's like a narrator that's like--

And for 992, Columbus sold the ocean blue.

And then these little bubbles pop up,

and you click what she's saying. And I was like, Josh, do you think this is hard? I was like, well, no, I'm just, you know, just gets defensive. So then we segue it over to the crossword puzzles.

But there's a lot of nursing home games out there. And Josh is falling prey to them. Yeah, I have to have to admit. All right, I want to tell her listener something before. So here's the thing.

It's been really difficult doing. I've had it with all of the egregious human rights violations, geopolitical war crimes, compulsive lying by the federal government, and not talking about those things.

And so it felt like our original podcast

that we had this one that you're listening to.

Like it was fun, and it was funny. And then all of these very serious things started happening. And it was like, we need to talk about those serious things. But we also have this other podcast.

As many of you know, I hit news that drops a gazillion times a day where we talk about all the fuckery, war crimes, dehumanization, lawlessness of the Trump regime. So on this podcast, we're going to try to take it back to a little bit more humor, because we get to laugh.

We don't have to be in the fetal position at all times. And so we are going to talk a little bit about politics on this one. But we want to swing it back more towards its roots, where we giggled and talk about the shit

that people do that drive us crazy. But we will visit a little bit of politics of which just a lightning round at the top of this episode. What have you had it with pertaining to politics? - Well, I mean, I'm trying to be--

I'm trying to shorten this, but at the end of the day, I've had it with Trump making policy on life social and threatening other countries on life social. We all know he's not going to fall through. And then the press secretary says, well, if he posted

on true social, that's the U.S. policy. And I thought, are we in fifth grade? Is that what's happened here?

“So that's what I've had it with overall short.”

Okay, what I've had it with politically, overall short, is this narrative that gets perpetuated in Western media and among far right is really groups that we cannot criticize the government of Israel. Every single government, individual, politician, dog, cat,

Instagram post, YouTube, video, podcast. Everything is worthy of criticism. Every fucking thing on this planet. And if people say you cannot criticize something, it is a cult period and they're doing bad shit.

So I've had it with the Israeli government and the organizations that are American that support the war crime is really government. Telling us that we can't criticize war crimes. It is abusive, it is gaslighting,

it is the most anti-democratic thing on the planet. And furthermore, it does nothing but endanger Jews worldwide. Everything should be criticized. Most of all, the United States of America, secondly, their ally, Israel that are bombing places

with impunity, it's gross. I will criticize both forever. All right, welcome to I've had it, I'm Jennifer, I'm Angie.

“All right, Kylie, what is going on on the worldwide web?”

Oh, I got a great email from a listener, Dan, from Rhode Island. And he emails us to write, "Hey, Angie pumps in Kylie." As a single gay trip, man, living in Trump, America, I've really had it with swiping through dating profiles of available gay men in my area to find out

that so many of them have their political affiliations listed as moderate or not political. And I'm not even including the gay man who are listing their political views as conservative, because that type of pick me energy

to even engage with.

“But to be a gay man, living through this political climate”

and still identifying with being a lame, milk toast

centrist, or as a political, must come with a willful numbing of the mind, giving white women mega energy all around, love you all. I really like that. Don't you think that when it says not political,

probably means their mega, but they just don't want to admit it 'cause they know it's a bad luck? - I think in a lot of cases that sure, but I also think a lot of people just are so desperate to be chosen to be picked me

that they just don't have the conviction to stand on business. I think there's a lot of people that just are nihilists that don't believe in anything. And it's just like fuck it, sadly. But I like in that letter

that he clearly thinks that I'm pumped because it says dear Angie Pumps and Kylie. - Yeah, I saw that. I wondered about that.

- Yeah, I see that sometimes in comments.

It's like, I love when Pumps says and it's exactly what I said, or somebody will say something

“and so I think that that might happen a lot.”

All right, what's next? - Okay, I've got a comment from YouTube and Jeremy comments, fuck yeah, real men listen to the I've had it podcast. I'm a father of two beautiful daughters

and it has been stay at home, dad, whose wife brings home the bread and I'm proud of that. I'm 47 from Arizona and your podcast couldn't have come at a better time. Well, he pumps Angie and Kylie, you know.

I didn't even notice that. - Yeah, it's happening again. Either it's exclusionary,

which is totally possible, but that's very sweet.

I do think real men listen to off the brosphere and into a more mixed world of inclusive inclusivity. So I appreciate that. All right, so I wanted to share with you guys some news that I think is super important.

And I was on Instagram, which is really the only social media platform that I get on. And I go to like my four-year page, which has been, it's a lot of punch. The monkey right now is a lot of tennis.

It's a lot of French bulldogs. It's a lot of Carolyn Bissette and John Kennedy Jr. It's a lot of travel stuff. And this story, I guess because they know that I love animals, my algorithm,

this story about these animal rights activists,

“you guys, they go, I believe it's in Wisconsin.”

And they are, there is a laboratory and they are breeding beagles for research, right? And so these protesters go in and save these beagles, play the first clip. - 2000 lab dogs from torture at Riddle and Farms.

On March 16th, hundreds of people are heading to Wisconsin to rescue beagles from Riddle and Farms, one of the largest experimentation facilities in the nation. The government admits these dogs have been subjected to felony animal abuse,

including intensive confinement, criminal neglect, and even surgical mutilation without anesthesia. But it has refused to rescue the puss. So now we will, our plan is simple. Then inspire 100 people to go right through industry security

and even police lines to give aid to the puss. We're going to force the government to choose between prosecuting peaceful rescuers or joining us and saving the dogs, but to accomplish this, we need your help.

- Okay, so that's the call to action. And they want to get 100 people, this happened a couple weeks ago to go rescue these beagles. So then of course, I'm like liking that and then the algorithm keeps serving it up to me

and then I'm on Google and I'm doing my own research. They went in and they saved the beagles, play the next clip. Okay, so here they are. They cut through the barbed wire fence.

And they're all in like these white outfits that got backpacks on and they're heading to the lab. They're banging open the door. They're, he has over 100 people prying the door open for those of you

they're missing now. They're going through windows, alarms are going off. And they are passing the beagles through the window and he puts that beagle up on his hip. And he says, you're going home, mama.

And he has that beagle on his hip. And he is walking that beagle. Look at all those beagles in those cages for those of you that are watching a need to. Just horrific that they are breeding these little dogs.

And they don't even get to see the sky. They don't get to see the grass. They don't get to play. They're just in those horrible cages.

See they've got all these beagles. And then I followed the guy who did it, the initial thing. And he had shot with showing video of the beagles at home with him.

And he had like a little play area.

“But here's the thing, the government then”

has gotten some of the beagles back. And they've arrested a bunch of these protesters. And so that was the last update I had on it. And I just, I cannot believe that there's just some shit going on in the world, like with Trump.

And all the fucking shit he does, you know, I wish that we could be talking about like stuff like this. The people at health care that ice wasn't shooting people, that we weren't bombing Iran, that we weren't giving Israel blank checks to commit genocide.

First in Gaza, now it looks like in Lebanon.

So that we could deal with these things. We could deal with gun violence. We could deal with these poor beagles. And like, I mean, I would go March all up in that shit for those beagles.

I wish that we could, you know, march for a judicial system that was fair for everybody. Instead of an apartheid judicial system, which reigns in America, or about climate change.

“I mean, I, you'll know, we're from Oklahoma City.”

And last weekend it was 98 degrees in Oklahoma City in March. But we can't talk about any of these things. Because we have to deal with toddler poopy pants. And all of his dementia and all of the people that will not stand up to him.

And we have to all go through a war in all this shit for these insecure, emotionally-stunted people. And those fucking beagles are now back. And we can't, you know, like, I can't spend a whole episode talking about the beagles.

I want to. But we can't because there's like people dying. Ice is about to go into the airport. It's like that's so fucking stupid. But anyway, I just want to share with you

all about those beagles because I just, I can't believe that people do that to dogs. It just makes me insane. I was so confused, like, they admit they're doing all these horrible things to him.

Like, and nobody does anything about it. I don't know. I'm very impressed, though, that the guy just marched in with all those people and got those fucking dogs. I mean, he would not be denied.

I'm sure he was the first one arrested.

He put that dog up on his hip and he marched it right out. Right, Mama, you're going home. Yeah, Art Kylie, what else is happening in the news? OK, I've got a breaking story. House Republicans advance bill to band strippers and schools

with no evidence of strippers ever being in schools. And if that doesn't sum up, they're probably partying perfectly. Yeah, it's a real problem, strippers not being in school. So we need to make a real ban on.

I think the thing is this, whatever Republicans are talking about, they want. Yeah, they're talking about gay people. They want to do gay stuff. We're talking about drag queens.

They want to dress up in drag. They're talking about strippers, not being in schools. They want to go to Titi bars. I mean, I just think it's just every accusation is a confession, time, and time, and time again.

I think whoever wrote that bill wants to lap dances, wants to be a motorboated once the whole thing.

“And here's the thing, I don't give a shit.”

There are no strippers in school. And all of this is furthermore. It's a too pronged attack. Because not only is it an attack on legal sex workers, which if somebody's a stripper, that's

the right to be a stripper. So it's a demeaning, minimizing, debasing of that profession number one. And number two, it's an attack on the education system.

Because there's always these hints by Republicans

that all of this indoctrination and grab ass and squeeze and titties and whack and leaners is going on in litter boxes, is going on in schools. And none of that is going on in schools. Teachers work so hard.

They have to deal with horrific helicopter parents. And then they're not knows entitled kids. And then they have to deal with people these crazy, unhinged politicians. I feel so bad for teachers.

They get such a bad wrap. And people don't stand up for them enough. Now I agree, now they're shutting down funding, closing the Department of Education. And I know a lot of teachers spend many out of their own pockets

to provide for students in their classrooms. And I had, I didn't know this until well after I was an adult. But when I was in fifth grade, there was a student that had food insecurity.

And like stuck it in, we never knew.

The person told me about it as an adult that she was feeding this child at night with the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, some stuff she brought with her to school. So the parents alone are the big and less problem

on the planet, the funding. But sitting here talking like we're indoctrinated people at school with porn, like remember what's his favorite? - Litterboxes. - Yeah, all right.

- And the public is it's all the litterbox politics. Always like, well, these furries with their litterboxes and kids are, you know, taking a shit in a litterboxes. It's never happened. It is never fucking happened.

There's not a litterbox at a school. I think there is like, I've read somewhere that there was maybe some cat litter

that had something to do with like holding the door shut

in case of a shooter or something like this. I don't know. But the banning of the books, the, right, it's all of these Bible-thumping maga freak shows that are so emotionally stunted

that what everybody to be as miserable as they are, which is why there's this overt action in evangelical Christianity to proselyse. Because misery loves companies. The only thing that makes sense.

And they like money. So the more members they have, the more money they make. But they're so fucking miserable with all of these ridiculous rules that that are, that they impose on themselves, like a stupid shit.

Like I remember had this girl that worked for me. She had all these tattoos all over. And she's like, yeah, I'm just really stressed out because I'm just trying to figure out with my Bible-steady group if I should get a tattoo

and I'm like clicking in her arms going, okay. But like you have nine. And she's like, yeah, I know, but this was like before I joined this Bible-steady group, like it would God want me to have another tattoo.

I'm like thinking, you stupid, twat. If God exists, he doesn't fucking give a fuck. You narcissist, you freak show. That you're a Bible-steady group, it's spending time talking about.

“If you should get a tattoo or not, you're all freaks.”

You're all done. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. And I've filmed Dumber for having heard it. And don't get that fucking tattoo because I'm gonna feel like I'm more on

if I have to look at it. I just, I can, the narcissism in that level of evangelical Christianity, for somebody would think the being that created the universe gives a flying fuck if they get a tattoo.

It's just jaw-dropping. Oh, I remember parking places. Like, God, get me a good parking place. That kind of shit. But when you think you are the center of the universe,

you just don't think anything about it. Just the entitlement and narcissism. It's just, I mean, I can remember doing crazy shit like that. I remember I went when like, early days of Josh's addiction.

I was so hurt and I was so young and I had this young baby and I didn't know how to deal with addiction. So I went to an Alonon meeting in Oklahoma City. And the Alonon meetings at Oklahoma City,

because Oklahoma City is so incredibly religious,

“I think 75% of the population is like evangelical Christian”

or something. The Alonon meetings were super Jesus heavy and everybody knows I'm super atheist, but I was desperate, right? It's desperate times, called for desperate measures.

I needed some sense of relief.

And so it's like the second Alonon meeting I get to

in this lady, everybody's going around the ring speaking. And she's like, "Hi, I'm blank." And I'm not gonna tell your name 'cause it's anonymous. And she says, "I was on my way here

and I thought I was gonna be late and the light changed to yellow." And then I pulled right up and then I got a parking spot. And I thought, "If I would have been like two minutes later,

"I wouldn't be here sitting here speaking at this exact time "and it was just that prayer. "It's that daily prayer." And I thought whether you'd prayed or not pray, the light was fucking turning yellow.

When it turned yellow, you narcissistic fucking freak. It's on a timer. (laughing) Like, why do people think that happens exclusively for them?

- Well, short answer is they're taught their whole lives that, that's what happens. - I mean, what it called? - Yeah, but I'm just saying like it's the tell they roll. - Tell I was taught anyway.

Remember God likes me more than everybody else?

“I said that's what I wrote and I believed it.”

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The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. - Okay, I've got another news story. "Divors is contagious." If a close friend gets divorced,

your own chances of splitting up increase by 75% as sociologists have found divorce can spread through social networks in a pattern, sometimes described as contagious. When a close friend divorces the likelihood of divorce,

within someone's own marriage can increase significantly. - I totally believe that. - Totally. - I've seen that happen in friends and friends groups.

“- Well, I think part of it is, when people start talking”

honestly about what's going on in their marriage, and they see somebody, I'm gonna get a divorce. I mean, there has to be fissures in your own marriage for it to start, obviously, but when you see somebody empowering themselves

and saying, "I'm gonna step out of this." I think it makes people do self-examination more, at least that's how kind of I view it. - I think that's really sweet. I think a lot of it is marriage and monogamy

can be incredibly boring and mundane. And I think some people, there might be an existing fissure. I think a lot of us are just fucking rabid animals. And you see, look at her, she's out party, and she's fucking this guy, and she's doing that.

The same for men, they're like, "God, you know, "John just got divorced, and he's seen the ass, "he's going through, he is plowing through these people "and tender luck, right? "It looks so fine."

And so then people buy into the grass's greener. And most of the time, it is not, but we are just profoundly,

And the whole keeping up with the Jones'

is whether it's getting married. I think when you see a friend group that's all getting married, that can be contagious.

“And I think the same thing with divorce,”

and I think it doesn't take a lot sometimes for people to see what they believe is greener grass and what to jump into that. - I agree, and also I would just throw in a lot of friend groups, the people are fucking each other.

So that comes out, a lot of marriages break down. Like you think I'm crazy. I've done divorce this way, the sister or the brother of my client was having an affair with the spouse,

like best friends, fucking their best friends has been,

I mean, like, it is not isolated. - That's a great spin on that, Pumps, that when everybody finds out everybody's fiking each other, it causes a mass casual DNA divorce. - Right, the whole friend group goes to shit.

- Everybody goes down, yeah. - Okay, my son sent me a rather alarming video

“that I think is circulating on Christian talk”

that I immediately wanted to bring to everybody for analysis and review, because it is one of the more fucked up, narcissistic, slightly delicious things I've seen in some time. And so while we have all of this shit going on

in the world right now, right, erosion of civil liberties, bombing Iran, genocide and Gaza, looks to be ethnic cleansing in Lebanon, we're allowing Russia to help Iran, but also relieving sanctions, all this fuckery, right?

This bitch on Christian talk is worried about the following, play the video, Kylie. So she posts this video and it says, "Thanks, I don't believe as a Christ follower who is Disney obsessed."

Okay, so then it shows pictures of her and it goes to like a praise song,

“you know, like the rock band praise song.”

And it shows her like with the monkey, with the monkey ears, with the mouse ears, looking at the Disney crews and it shows her walking through Disney world. Okay, or Disneyland, whatever, a saying diff.

And here is the caption to this, pop it up.

First of all, her name, her Instagram name,

is a pair of ears, travel with desi. Okay, number one, the adults are too old for Disney. I stopped believing joy has an age limit. God made us to experience wonder, laughter, in connection. If something brings families together,

why would that be too old? Joy doesn't expire. Number two, that serving families through travel isn't ministry. Ministry isn't only a microphone on a stage.

Sometimes it looks like helping an overwhelmed mom finally breathe, helping a family reconnect without stress or taking the burden of planning off someone who's drowning. I'm not just booking trips, I'm serving clients.

Number three, that I can't fix my faith and love for Disney. I'm just, I hate her, I hate her already. God gave me my passions and my personality. I don't have to separate my faith from the things I enjoy.

My love for Jesus is the foundation. And everything else flows from that, including the way I help families and create community, number four, that God isn't in the details of ordinary moments.

I've learned it's often very close. And the quiet prayers before a park day, in the quiet prayers before a park day, in the hugs after fireworks, in the we really needed this conversation,

the ordinary moments where he, he is capitalized, does most of his capitalized his beautiful work. Okay, number five, that Disney is quote worldly. God is bigger than a brand. (laughing)

He's not confined to buildings and he is not intimidated by imagination. My heart is anchored to him. I can enjoy the things he's allowed me to love. Number six, that my love for Disney

Went through our women anchored in Christ retreat and our Bibidi Babidi Bible study. I want you God use my love for Disney and his capitalized his true to draw people deeper in description. What some see as quote just Disney,

I see is a tool God can use for his glory. Wow, that will conclude her post. I would like to open that through analysis. Absolutely, okay, Kylie, your initial thoughts about this woman and the six point bulletin

is to why she can be a Christian loves Disney.

First off, I hate the name Bibidi Babidi Bible study.

What does that mean? What is he talking about? It's from a Disney show, like a Bibidi Babidi Boo. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I have heard that.

“Here's the thing I already don't like Disney adults.”

Take out Christians over internet. Christians is a specific sect I hate. And then I've seen this, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, yeah. Do you like Christians?

Just like a few of them, I like a few of them. I do, which is a secret on this show. Yeah, they're like, oh, and then I've seen her post also. And she mentioned it, and there's like women's anchored

in Disney and Christ or whatever.

So they're great. Jen, they specifically go on yearly cruises. And the boat is just full. You're trapped in the ocean of Disney Christian adults. I can't imagine.

I'm very few things that I can imagine that are worse than that. Very few. If I had to come up with one thing to make Jennifer's,

“like, honestly, jump off a ship, that would be it.”

Oh, well, they'll tell you what it would be. I would rather fuck Ted Cruz and take five minutes from that two-pump chop than go for a week on a Disney Christian cruise, like all day long. I, I, I, no, Lou.

I mean, that is just absolute misery. Here's my thing. I want to say, who the fuck cares for starters? Nobody, nobody cares what you're doing. Is somebody trying to shut down Disney to Christians

and I missed it? Is it like the war on Christmas? Now, there's a war on going to do it. I mean, shut the fuck up. And I will just say on a personal note,

Disney does not make the bring me joy. It brings me absolute feelings of homicide or rage. So she needs to sit down and shut the fuck up. It my opinion.

“So I think this is like, this makes perfect sense”

that these people are like, magic voters, because this is the shit she's consumed with. Like, it's like the girl that used to be in the tattoo. These are arbitrary things. Kylie, put up that, let me go through.

There's a couple of little points I wanted to dive into of her points that I thought were interesting. The ministry situation that somehow, people need to do ministry is ridiculous, narcissistic. You're not an expert in anything.

You don't need to be ministering to anybody, and right, put up the next slide. Okay, there was something in here, okay. Jesus is the foundation and everything flows from that. And this kind of language right here,

you hear a lot in the Bible Belt. God isn't in the details of ordinary moments, and then she rebuts that. And she's talking about that they're praying, quiet prayers in the park.

Oh, no, I know what, open. So on top of this, and top of this insane post, she's having a prayer group in the parking lot of Disney world before they go in.

And here's what's so hilarious about it.

She's saying that these ordinary moments, Disney, multi-billion dollar company is where God does most of his beautiful work. Disney is a poor, for-profit company. And let's say, let's say, God exists, all right.

I don't think he's concerned with people that can afford to go to Disney, can go in Disney cruises, that are having powwow prayer groups before they go into Disney so that they can find God

in the unordinary details or whatever the fuck that thing was.

I think this is total narcissism.

Just say, I like Disney, right? I like going there. Why, or this is like, you know what?

“This is like, there's a restaurant across the street”

from the gym I work out at. And it looks really cute. And so I asked the scroll that I work out with, that restaurant looks good. What kind of food do they have?

And she said, well, it's weird. It's like Japanese and Italian fusion. And I was like, they shouldn't do that. Likewise, this Disney and Christianity fusion, it shouldn't be done.

Be a Christian, swing for the fences. Fuckin' knock yourself out. Go to your biblity, boppity, do all ton talking, swing for the fences. Go triple, Trump, do fucking all of it.

And likewise, go Disney. Go where your little high ears. Go on your little cruise. Go a million times. But the fusion of things that shouldn't really be fused,

I've had it with that. But I read from this, and maybe I read into this, that she's trying to make money organizing people to go to Disney. I think so too.

Disney ministry. So this is a great tip, the end of the fucking day. Instead of just saying, hey, I am so good at taking you through Disney. If you want to get through Disney quick

and see all the sites, I'm your girl. She's trying to hoodwink you into this hole. It's a ministry bullshit. Instead of just saying, I'll be your guide for Disney, pay me $500 for whatever.

Well, and all of those pyramid schemes, all of those pyramid schemes, those, they all network through mega churches. All, I did, I love them. Hold thing on that, it's fucking crazy.

They start these pyramid schemes, just rackets. And then they immediately marched straight to the mega church where the women are motivated, organized, and bored to fucking tears. And they get to work.

And then they start the griff, just like their pastor does with building all of this shit. And so it's just, I've had it. I've completely had it. Also, the Christian talk thing is fucking wild.

Have you seen that shit? No, I'm so mean you lived it.

But I never, I didn't know there was such a thing.

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I mean, I knew about the soaking. I knew about banging each other in the elbows in the kneecaps. I knew all that was going on. But I did not know that the soft swinging

that blew up with that Mormon wife's thing, I thought it was just swinging. But it was soft swinging. And you know what, soft swinging is, Jennifer, did you know? - No, I didn't know, I did.

- Just above the waist. So grown as adult people that are married, other people, the reach around for swinging is they keep it above the waist.

Are you first getting me?

No one does that. - You know what's wild? I don't want, I don't pay attention to any of the reality TV shows, but my son and his girlfriend were here visiting me.

And so they were super into this whole bachelor at thing.

“- Yes, that's why this, this bachelor at gal, I guess.”

She's some Mormon and she's got three kids. And she goes fucking bananas on her boyfriend or baby daddy. And she starts throwing barsels. I watched the entire video of this meltdown

this girl had. She throws these barstools at him and her child is there. Meanwhile, I think she's on probation for this charge. ABC decides to hire this gal to be the bachelor at. And they film the entire thing.

And then this episode of her being a complete fucking freak throwing barstools at her husband, and I think one of them like kids are toddler kid, one of the barstools. So I'm clearly, she's, and listen,

I want to get everybody grace. I mean, who knows if he was, if he was soft serving and soaking with her sister, you know, or no, because I know these people are so sexually. And anyway, here's my point.

So the Navy sees like, oh my god, we can't air the bachelor at. And I'm like, you knew that she was a psycho Mormon killer when, you know, it's like psycho killer. I guess this day, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

But then why did you film it with her? Why are you filming with this gal when she clearly needs to go to some sort of inpatient, deep programming situation from years of soaking soft serving, elbow-fucking, armpit-for-fucking, whatever.

Well, here's the thing on that.

I thought in the beginning, 'cause I kind of, I don't watch it the Mormon wives thing, but my daughter's super-interests, so that came across my deal on my Senate tour. And apparently, this was all public record,

like in her baby daddy custody. So there's absolutely no way on playing it Earth, ABC, did not know. That's my thing. Like, why, why out of all of the thirst traps on the planet,

I mean, we live in the United States of America. You cannot go to one event without influence or thirst traps, blocking the way, you can't peacefully pass, and they do it shamelessly. You could have a line up of 40 million girls

that are dying to be the bachelor at, and you pick psycho killer to do it. I just, I thought that was, and I'm not into all of this stuff, but I watched the video, and again,

I don't know what this, 'cause after I watched the video, my son and her, his girlfriend, like, she's crazy, and I was like, what did he do? Right? (laughs)

What did he do? What did that guy do? Not that you, that's ever, he should ever take barstools and throw it,

“but I think we've all had moments in our lives”

where you're like, ah, that wasn't my best. Now, I imagine the scale's probably had multiple moments

Where he's probably thought it had happened a lot before.

Not that first fucking, that was crazy.

If I can crazy, and here's the deal. We all know I've left out twice and committed violence with my children. We're not around when I did it with my ex-husband. But here's the same on that whole deal.

Wait, I do not think you were blacked out when you took your Gucci hobo back and beat the shit up. Well, okay, it's one of those things I think that was so cold sober. I think that was--

I just never beat it. I got drunk, like, I was so mad that our picked it up and the next thing I know, I'm like banging. I got away from me. I was not, no, it's still fucking cold sober.

Those times I committed violence, I was still cold sober. When I hit him in the nose, it's now cold sober. But, but what I'm saying about this whole thing is I don't watch the Bachelor at franchise for,

like, I watched the very first one that ever came out. That's it. Yeah, that girl, I watched that one too, with the Fender Fighter. And I think they're still together, and I love that.

But now that we have all the information in front of us, I would now be interested in watching the mess that would unfold on this series.

That's the thing, like, I would have never watched it before.

But now knowing that this girl is such a psycho killer, because, like, I would probably, I wouldn't think I'd watch the whole thing. No, but I'd probably dabble. I'd be more interested in dabbling in it for sure.

But what prompted your, this story with this Mormon girl, is she a soft?

“Yes, okay, that's why the whole Mormon lives,”

there was a Mormon mom talk where they were all dancing. And then they got a show because this girl and her husband admit that they're swinging within the friend group, which, you know, Mormons don't swing or whatever. Well, and my thought, I just thought it was your swinging.

And then in the course of all this shit coming off my feed,

it was the soft swinging.

And I was just like, if all the crazy Mormon shit I've heard of, and then it was like adults above the way, soft swinging, nobody believes that. Nobody. Well, I would hope if I was soft swinging,

that the word hard would come to mind. If you're soft swinging, you're doing it fucking wrong. Yeah, they're using the word soft, right, because it means to make out with somebody. Yeah, oh, God, that was funny.

The Mormons, now that whole thing with that, I watched that video, it was, it was literally arranged.

“But you know, here's the thing that I have to say about a lot of this.”

I wonder if when they, when they autopsy American culture, not just Trump, because Americans voted for him, right? It's not just a Trump, we don't have just a Trump problem. If the dismantling of civil society coincides with the rise of reality television,

and all of the history on X and drama, that is mainstreamed, where you see, you know, like on the housewife franchises, they're thrown tables at each other, glasses at each other. This gals throw in, you know, bar souls across at her husband. There's just so much of it that you see just the collapse of

politeness. In most situations, you wouldn't be around these people anymore, but they've all signed a contract, and they all have to show up to the same place to film. And so it just highlights this really bad toxic behavior. And I wonder if that, you know, is a culminating factor

for the cultural collapse of accepting somebody like Trump. That's just, I mean, he's just like these people that we're talking about. Like if it could pick up a bar soul and throw it, I don't think he has the physicality to do that.

“Right. But if he could, I think that he would.”

I think that he would throw it at Barack Obama, if he could. I think he would enjoy it. Yeah. For sure. I do think when the autopsy's done, there will have to be a link because we've kind of made it cool. Like if you throw tables in your net in public,

you get on, that one's juicy. It's juicy. Like we're sitting here talking about that. And I'm not into reality TV, but I got sucked into this thing. Now we're talking about it. And there's a juicy nature to it. And then Trump has made politics kind of juicy because it's so crazy.

And we're into it. You know, we, you know, we follow the new cycle. Oh my god, what is he done today? What, you know, what, what crazy shit is he doing? Oh my god, watch this video of him. He's trying to give a microphone a blowjob. My god, look, it is makeup today. Can you believe?

Right. And like even people that are into it, it's like, uh,

we've all succumbed to it in some form of fashion, myself included. And I wish that I wasn't, but I'm a political janky and, and a part of it to the detriment of American society is, it's been really, uh, addiction. Yeah. And I hate even saying that, but there is an addictive component to his,

we're all past that now, obviously, but you get sucked into the new cycle,

“like you do a reality TV show. And I think there's a correlation there.”

I agree. There's also a lot more crossover happening. Um, we see a lot more reality starts running for office. You've got this guy Spencer Pratt, who was the villain in the psycho on the hills. He's running for mayor of L.A. And he's the mysterious contender. We've got this. He's the only fair,

is he, um, I don't know actually what his political linings are. I would thank you. Amaga, L.A. went and Mark. Okay. Yeah, I don't think so. Um, there's just going in Ferra. She was famous from teen mom on MTV. She's an idiot. And she signed up to run in, I want to say Texas and on teams he live.

She said, yeah, I'm, I just, I filed, or I'm going to file. And the guy goes, you know that the race isn't for two years. She didn't even, and she goes, oh, I didn't know that. Like they're idiots. And they get steam because people like the reality TV and the politics. Look at Donald Trump's scary. Yes, he is a reality TV.

Duffy of the, um, uh, transportation, secretary of transportation.

“He's from a reality show. That's how he got his start.”

And so, and then if you look at like headset, Fox News is this reality TV. Yeah, you know, and it's just a judge, whatever the crazy dream trip. Yeah, that's reality TV. Um, yeah. And so, Trump himself reality TV. So I think there's a huge, I'm sure that there's been papers. I'm sure we're very late to this. And I thought about it for a long time.

But I think there's just this societal collapse surrounding these things. And maybe if we prayed in the parking lot, right beforehand, if we did a little pre-prayer worship, but you know what, they aren't strike that. They are doing that. They're doing that before they go into work at the White House. They're actually adding some tongue talking into it and guess what? Not working. Working. Oh, and I did see at the White

House they're doing praise worship jams. I saw a video of that. And guess what, I've done my analysis on all of it. Not working. I saw a photograph of Donald Trump after the Iran war with like, I don't know, 25 White dudes around him. I mean, crusty, cracker, saltine, the worst of the worst. You know,

the word soft serve is, I mean, when I saw it. But anyway, they did this incredible

prayer/photo shoot. All of them around the president. And guess what, I've concluded, it's not working. What we're at all. And so I don't think there has ever been an argument against performative prayer, like there is with the Maca Christians and this particular president, because I see it constantly backfiring. I see more deaths, more destruction, more inflation, more unsafe environments. It's just an absolute shit show. And it's really, it's really,

I'm just going to go ahead and submit my thesis right now. Maga prayer backfires. I stand by a lot, presenting it as fact. Right news. Maga prayer does the opposite of what

“you want. Yeah. Or maybe that's what they do want. Maybe it is a death cult.”

I think it is a death cult. That's going to say, have not been established. All right,

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