Chris Franjola on Lamar Odom, Saint Khloe and Kanye

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“Now, listen, we had an incident that happened”

about a week and a half ago, involving you. And I had to share it with my people who, many, we share many audience members that love us both. Yeah. When I started to talk about this story on Patreon

and whatnot, I started to see the comments. I panicked. And I felt I had to say, stand down, juicy, scuba, stand down, do not come after Chris Frenjold. I appreciate that.

Because Chris was on this show, and very confidently, told us and me that I would love a movie called "Is this thing all right?" Wait a minute. I'm just, I would have saved my piece,

and then you're going to say it. So it's about stand up.

It's about a guy going through a divorce.

He's like, it's very relatable. I think you'll like it, and I go, okay, fun. So then, we're board one night, and we turn on the TV, and I go, oh, this is that movie. Now it's free on streamers, or whatever,

Netflix or whatever it was. That Chris said to watch. So we start watching it. And I'm like, the text immediately. I'm like, no, I waited till the end.

I waited till the end of watching it. And I just said, this isn't good. And Drake was there, Drake witnessed your recommendation as many juicy scripts didn't. And he said, you can sometimes get pissed, people.

You're like, why this is, we will get it to why it's bad. Sorry, we'll earn it. It's not like you've had me on Spartanless that I could give a shit. It wasn't good.

“And so that I go, Drake, you have to understand.”

I know Chris. Chris is his one guessing, okay? I am predicting that Chris was on the road for a long, maybe three, four night weekend. He was by himself, and he was walking around

with a big black coffee, okay? Okay, not a star above. - A star above is seven, 11. - Yeah, yeah. - And he was like, maybe I'll just go see a movie.

And he goes to a movie alone at like 11 a.m. It's an 11 a.m. - This movie, so dead on. - And he's like, this could be good. I wanna just, like, I just wanna get a cup of coffee,

see movie by myself. And, you know, watching a movie that stand up while you're doing stand up. Maybe you're in a more emotional place, you're lonely. And it tricks you into thinking,

I think everyone would enjoy this movie, yeah. And you are wrong. - Now, explain yourself. - Okay, you, I was very excited to come here. - And defend yourself, not.

- Yeah, you defend myself. - Okay. - A or 100% right, that was exactly the scenario. I had been in a casino. I was performing in a casino.

Raw comedy club out there on the East Coast. And I was in the casino for about three days. Movie theater in the casino. Everything was perfect. 11 a.m. first show.

Walk down from my road. - I don't believe I was right about it. - All right, everything is exactly, get on. Coffee, you got it nailed it. And then, of course, I was excited

'cause there was a stand up element to the movie. This is great. Yeah, and then, of course, you know, by yourself in a theater, you're watching. It hits you differently.

It hits you like plain movies hit you differently. - Exactly. Playing movies definitely hit you differently. I actually have read that something about the evolution.

- Yeah, evolution. - What don't, let's work with evolution. - Evolution, yeah. - Whatever. - Yeah, elevation.

Sometimes, can affect your moods. Also, when you're on a plane, you kind of go emotionally. Like, when I land, like, it's my family

Like, you think of all these really bad things. Please tell you.

“And sometimes, if you're in first class,”

you may be drinking a little.

And you're definitely, like, less critical of a movie.

- Yeah, absolutely. The problem I have is I have extreme, which I didn't even realize what this was in a couple years, co-dependency. When I bring someone to either watch something,

and I think it's good. - Okay. - And it's not good. - Yeah. - And so I'm worried about, you know,

Drake not enjoying it, or even if it's just a half hour show that I'm like, have you seen, and I just can tell the person's like, maybe not a comedian or they're just kind of like, what is this?

- It bothers me. - I have it too, whatever that is. And this is why I now go alone to everything. I do not, I know I have weird quirks about certain concerts and movies,

and I do not subject anyone else to my quirks. I'm even nervous about telling you, or somebody, but I don't believe that I said it was, that I say you, it's a great movie. - I don't know if you said it was great movie,

“you said I think, you said you said I would like it,”

that I would like it, that I would enjoy it. - Yeah. - And it was a complete opposite. - Yeah, it's like infuriating me. - And as you guys are texting me,

you know, I had forgotten about some of the details of it. And you guys were writing me more and more, and I'm like, oh yeah, I did forget about that. It was. - I would off, I wrote him like 30 messages because I was just like,

what was wrong with it? And I did talk about on my Patreon and people were like, I told my husband, let's watch it. Chris Franchola said it was good. And I was like, okay, now you guys just please don't go after,

did you get any messages? - Some people did write me and they say, I think Heather was wrong, it was a good movie. - Okay, good, good. I want to be wrong.

- More than that than less. So there were some people said I didn't enjoy it more than Heather did. So we got that, you know. - This is what I think.

- I told this this thing on, if you guys want to go check it out yourself. - This is the reason why when standups get deals to do shows about them's their lives. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - So it comes.

“We always want to say, well my life is that I go on the road”

and I'm a standup and, oh, this is how this crazy bit happened. - Right. - What I have learned is when people, people like to watch cooking shows because they like to know how did you make

that be strobe enough, okay? - Uh-huh. - Nobody cares about how a joke was made. Nobody cares except another comedian. Nobody cares, nobody cares

someone stole your bit, nobody cares. Just make a laugh. - Right. - You know, if you cry someone stole my bit, they're like, you're a fucking rich comedian.

You think I give a shit? I don't think the bit was good. Like that's the comp, so the part of all,

so, but people that have never been standups.

- Like Bradley Cooper seems to be - Yes, people that are not standups. - Standups, but they love comedy. - Yeah. - It's like they're dream to be a standup.

So they gravitate towards wanting to write a movie about standup. But the circumstances of what happened in the movie are completely unrealistic, which is, will our net is a finance bro?

He's a 50 year old successful New York finance guy with a stand-home wife and two kids. She says, I think our marriage is over, and he's like, yeah, okay, no problem. He moves out to an apartment where she can still

live a stand-home life. He prized her beautiful car. He still is an active dad. Ooh, what scenario is this, by the way? Don't know, and it's still great friends.

- Yeah, just two people after 30 years together. Like, you know what I was thinking? I think I like to get divorced. I'm totally good with that. - Yeah.

- I don't feel fucked over, I don't feel cheated on. Like, let's just, and let me just keep you in the beautiful house while I drive an hour and pick up the kids for lunch. Then he stumbles in to an open mic

and just gets up there and the camera's out by the way, which is a place to stop at the time. You got to be the best of the best. - The best of the comedy seller, yeah.

- And it's always like, I can see how the director

is just like, I love the banter of the community. It was bravely controlled. - It was director. - I know. - And so it's like, and then he plays some weird,

like, it reminds me of like, we're just someone's just like, I wanna play this crazy character that wears a wig. And you're like, what? And then they just like create a weird character. And you're like, what was this weird fantasy?

Like his character had nothing to do with the movie. I'm like, if anything, his character who was like the struggling actor should have been like kind of jealous of his finance bro friend.

And also that these people at all different walks of life conservative finance pro guy, crazy actor, druggy guy, Bradley Cooper. And then eccentric gay couple.

for the last 30 years have gotten together 10 times a year to hang out, the no one's ever made other friends that are might be more into what they're currently doing. Again, hate that element of a movie. We go to the same link every year.

- I know you don't. - Yeah, no you don't. - No, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like it's a plot line for a lot of movies where a bunch of adults get a house together. - Yes.

- I would ruin that movie in two minutes when people will be like, and you stay in the upstairs room, like no, I stay in a hotel and don't deal with this bullshit. Like I'm not gonna ask somebody,

“if I can have an apple, what can I flush that toilet?”

You know what I mean? Like I'm not. - I've done it and it was that Peter Knight didn't do enough housekeeping. - It was my favorite story.

- We didn't cook enough. We didn't do the the the other people were up doing the breakfast in the omelette. The next time I went out with these people to a different place, I said can we please

work out my kitchen duty schedules? - Because I cannot have you guys talk shit about that. - I did not even bother. - And then they said, oh, well, this place we can go to the country, clever, whatever,

and eat every day. And I was like, okay fine. But like I, you know, it just is a really hard thing. But of course, this couple, you know, like everything's fine. And then just a shots of him doing stand up

where was fucking up his nostril. Like why was the camera that close? Like why did I have to count in the pores on his nose?

“- I think that, you know, Bradley Cooper was trying to do artsy.”

- Yeah, I was like this is how intimate. - Yeah, I can be or something, I don't know, but. - I mean, you tell me, Chris, you're still out in the streets. - Well, that's the reality of the situation. - But would, would 35 year old up and coming

millennial type standups that are pretty good. In brace, a 50 year old first time finance bro Elydus in New York City, trying to take stage time from them, would they embrace that person? - Yeah, not, and the other thing was, which, this is every stand-up

comedy movie, and there's quite a few of them strangely, but every one of them, you watch the set. And it's supposed to be like a tailor set, you know, in the movie. - And you know, we all know, the audience would have booed this guy off to stage.

Nobody's sitting there letting the guy work it out. - Yeah. - You know, about some weird story about him and his wife. - Yeah. - If you're not great for every second on stage,

the audience will turn on you immediately. - Especially not knowing you, they come from you.

And then also, there's always the elements of a stand-up movie.

It's saddling depressing, just like there's always a part, like a stripper movie where there's an old stripper, who she's like, "It's shut up!" She's like, "Wait you old, be like the stripper." And you're like, "Oh God, I don't want to become that."

- I want to see that. - The game element of the stand-up, where the guy's like, "You know, they're like waiting to go on." And some guy has like a crazy hat. And he's got like a little prop thing.

He's been doing the same act for 50 years. And you're like, "Hmm, I don't punch lime with..." - Punch line is unwatchable. - That one is Sally Field, and it was kind of taking off of like a Joan Rivers or a Rosanne.

And that the mom is the hilarious one. And she does this and the dad. It's like-- - John Goodman. - Yeah, I don't know if you can be gone every night when we've got the little girls, and then he sees how funny she is.

And he's like, "All right, we're gonna do it." And then they're like, "You can-- "We want you to come and do the tonight show." And she's like, "You know what, I'm just gonna stay in Philly." - Yeah.

- What? Like, like, there's just so many things about it.

They're just like, "And then they're always the breaking point."

You know, we even saw, and the scene of where they don't know someone's in the audience, and they're ripping on them. We saw that with Chade Diaz. They stole Bradley Cooper was watching, and just like that, because Chade Diaz got on stage.

And made fun of Miranda, and that she was a bad lay as a non-binary person who was getting with a fresh lesbian. She didn't know what she was doing. And I'm like, in the same thing with this. So I was just like--

- And everybody knows once again in comedy, "Your friends, if you have any friends." They never come to your shows. They come to the first one that you ever did. We handed out a fly or something, and then never to return.

- Which is a good thing. - Right, so, but yeah, I do that. You got to bring the people, and then, you know, and then hope that they like it. And yeah, but all of a sudden, that she also just stumbled in.

That she was like flirting with-- - They'd been manning. - Yeah, they had to get put him in it. And then he's like, "We're having fun. Let's get a drink."

Someone never goes, "Let's get a drink at an open mic."

We don't know that the people are referring, in New York City, when there's all these other cool spots to go, you're not going to that, just like on a first date or whatever.

“- Well, also, I think this is probably a case of Bradley Cooper at this point, Big Star.”

- Yeah. - There's no, I think the yes, it's all yes men, right?

- There's no good work. - Nobody's saying no anymore.

“That's why you get that weird character.”

It's awesome. I love it. The cowboy hat, everything about it. - Yeah. - So funny.

- I'm getting into that, yes people. I've seen yes people ruin so many careers. Usually when you have the one big hit, like SARS-Born, the next one is all yes people and it's usually terrible. - And this is what it's literally like, they were getting drunk one night or has smoking weed or whatever and they're like, came up with this movie idea, they're like, let's all work on it together. - Yeah. And we'll, you know, because we're famous stars, we'll shoot it like real quick in New York City where we want to be, we'll knock it out in three weeks or whatever and make a lot of money and everyone will come see it and you get to be like a stand up and I get to be this other person and it's fine.

I'll never get those two hours back, but it's, yeah, and then, and then at the ending, I am on camera because I'm not ruining the part of it.

- No, I'm not. - The ending, there's a, there's a, there's a kid, a scene where the kids are in a band. And yeah, just a little bit of it. - Because she's finally going back to work, which she's like a coach for the Olympics team of volleyball and she almost misses her kid's major performance. Like, my kid had a solo or something, and I plan on going, I wouldn't be late either. I'd miss it all together because of that entire time. I wouldn't be late, she's running and they're playing guitar. And then there's these two other girls, I don't know who's dad they were. I'm like, is that Northwest? Like you fucking suck.

Why are these kids seeing they're so bad? And I'm like out of all the young like 12-year-old kids that would have gotten a solo in real life. That can kill it. Like, so whatever, that was like some probably assistant director's kids and they're lovely, but I'm just saying we all saw through it. - It was awful. - All right, well, yeah, go check it out. Well, now that Bluves said that, my next recommendation is the movie that you will certainly hate, but I would love for you watch it. I loved it.

“Call Blu-Moon, Blu-Moon, Ethan Hawk plays like this weird playwright, takes place in like one room in a bar in New York City. You have to see, I want you just to watch it just to hate me even more.”

- Is that a little right now? - I'm available right now, and all your streaming service. I watch it on a plane. I watch it on a plane. - You're gonna be all the reasons why I shouldn't- - Blu-Moon, check it out. - All right. - All right, get ready to get your comments ready for Chris. - You loved it or hated it. - Yeah. - Take it out. - Take your complaints to his- - And if you'd like to see the reality of stand-up coverage. - Yes, please. - There's a couple of places you can see me live next week. April 15th, Wednesday night, I'll be in Buffalo. Buffalo, New York, I'll be at the Helium Comedy Club. One night only, one show, Buffalo. Could you please buy some tickets?

- I've got to get the accounts for my agency. - Beautiful. - Really? Are you gonna make me flag across the country for this? So please. Toronto, thank you. Toronto, Comedy Bar, Toronto. There's only like five tickets left. If you want to go get those tickets, that's the next night. April 16th, Tuesday. - I want to- Buffalo, make America great again and be as nice as the Canadians that are buying the tickets. - The Canadians bought these tickets. - The Canadians on the week. Don't you want to be perceived as a nice- do you want to be the nicer, juicy, scooper person?

- Yes. Then the Canadians, you come on. We have to be number one, always.

- Friday night, April 17th, I'm at Rochester, New York. This is always a tough sell for me. Comedy at the Carlson. It's a Friday night, like the people asked. - Yeah, I can't do a weekday. - Friday night, Rochester. Here it is. And then I'm back in Long Island to my hometown, Long Island, May 1st and 2nd. It's the Long Island show that everybody's been asking for May 1st and 2nd. New York Comedy Club is Stanford, Connecticut on April 30th and I think- - And then to all the very lucky lucky people that did, as I said, and got the tickets right away for the show May 9th, Netflix is a joke in LA in which you'll be joining me.

“- I'm there. - And if that is going to be a dream. - That's why it's so fun. - So many people come up to me at shows far away and tell me they're flying in for it.”

- Make it a week, let me make it a week again. - I'm so incredibly honored and flattered since they had never asked me to do anything before.

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That's o p o s i t i v dot com slash juicy scoop for 25% off. Okay, now I made Chris watch this and I know many of your people are talking about it. It's a story you know but he got a documentary and it's the death and life of Lamar Oda and it was about hour and a half. Yeah, so it's not multiple parts and it starts out because it's part of the sports thing so it's really about his sports and everything was really kind of interesting about his life. And I mean I just want to say.

I will feel like a saint for doing the documentary like she could have been like now I'm done with this chapter of my life. That she did because she does still feel she is still so sweet that a she wanted it she knew she needed to be a part of it for it to probably go right she knows he needs the paycheck.

“But also I think there were some false narratives that were perceived in the media which I'm getting to that didn't make her look like a saint and I think she wanted to clear those up.”

Okay, yeah, and so you know we get to where they fall in love and the story that we always that was it is she went to this party and he saw across the room run our test metal world piece.

Yes, he's going to have the party which is all cool to watch. But yes, so he has a party and he they just to be co-host you make Chloe Kardashian she's five years. Yeah, she's like okay, I'll go to the space this basketball thing and he immediately, you know, zooms in on her and you get from his ex wife who also was a part of it and really quite classy and delightful. And his kids and he you know that he is a charmer he's a player he you know he's not just a catch because he's a famous basketball player, but like he just knows how to like love bomb.

And so I remember when I went out with Chris Jenner when I for dinner and she's like you're not going to believe what's happening right now.

Chloe is dating Lamar Oda. I'm like who's that? I had no idea this is they'd all been dating like a week and she's like you know he's just so into her and blakers and all this stuff.

So I look about like this is that I'd already want to ring all of this before he met her and then the thing happens we're going to get married and the reason they were going to get married. She's like we have to get married on this date before he goes back to like Laker training and also this on the state it's his favorite number. And you this was not in the in the dock, but this is just what I remember from knowledge and it was interesting because he played that kind of shit with her throughout their relationship where he's like.

I got I got high for three days because it was the anniversary of my son's my son who died of sids. Oh my gosh, this is the same time that my dad or my mother died like constantly so like she would just go okay.

“So she really did not even have a real boyfriend before meeting him and and now I look back at the wedding and everything and I'm like oh that's why”

Chris and the and the sisters wore purple well why they wore lavender because of the lakers oh that's why that was that color okay.

Chris immediately got a personalized license plate Lake her mom. Yeah, like like didn't spell out the lake or somehow she worked it out that that was the personalized license plate that I remember like Lake her mama and I remember going on game. And all the other the the opposing time they all had Chloe faces for when he's playing to make it like he was so distracted by his mad love for her that he couldn't play right if they put up her face. It was such like a cute time and now we realize that cute time was so short.

Yeah, well it's wild to watch any documentary of course about the Kardashians because there's been so many changes. I mean, she really looks so different just that and all of them. Yeah, she came you see you know Courtney and they're all completely different and then of course you see Bruce in several pictures and you're like oh yeah. I forgot about that. You can't talk about how much different how different they look like when you have when you think about the the patriarchy of the family.

“Oh yeah, there's Bruce you know and I remember you know in the show and stuff.”

There was this little thing does Bruce at the time walk Chloe down the the aisle and I don't know if that was for the show what up and then she decides yes. And I remember he was like you know. He wants to live in a more you know he doesn't want to spend so much on a house and he's like I like this guy like this guy that he's smart about money and I'm like. So he was snowing them all he then reveals in the stock that he saw Chloe and was like loved the fame that the like was brought and was like oh I want that.

Yeah, I want to elevate my life. I like the way they live several times throughout the like I wanted to be a list. He says on my a list now I got a documentary. But also it's like the gift that Chris and all the girls have in like being like like home makers.

And I remember when Bruce at the time and Caitlin and Chris broke up. Caitlin then said you know she set me up in the house she got her team there. I walked in my new house and in Malibu where he was staying. She was staying and then it was like the TV was remote like every everything was done the furniture was done things were put away. They were food in the fridge that your cable is set up like all the things that you're like what a nightmare like she just knew is how to do that.

And so then I I love that Chloe was so honest about knowing that he's out in cheating while they're filming. They're Chloe Lamar show. Yeah, I had forgotten that that many shows like Courtney and Chloe take Miami. I didn't realize that was that many spin-offs of that and that and that he wanted it like Lamar wanted it. And then I do remember it all went to shit not knowing what was really going behind the scenes when he got traded to Dallas.

This is something along with how a giant cruise ship is able to sail and not sink to the ground. I still don't understand how that is case. I don't understand trading I don't understand how like you're doing a good job and you're on the team and then someone's like hey. Will give you this person if you give us this person don't. I just don't understand it.

I just don't get it.

“Can you explain it to like a non-sports person how that works?”

Well I mean there's a million reasons to go into why so much trade is depending on the sport it's different but in the case of Lamar Odom I think there was.

The fact that he was troubled and that I think they probably knew that he was there. So they want to get rid of that and then you're like hey instead of just firing you. We put you on like you know like a list where then another team can continue. So the team will call and go hey you need this person of that person and we got this person. So even though you're like competing against these other teams you're still kind of helping them out because you're like I'll let you have my person.

It's not it's like the only business there isn't like a non-complete. What a non-complete clause. There is some there are a lot of players to do a no trade clause so they can't be traded that's. Oh okay yes so there is a no trade clause in a lot of contracts. However do you remember Lamar Odom came from when she killed a new got traded to the map because she killed and Kobe didn't get along.

“She went to the Miami heat and that's how Lamar came to the lake is to begin with in a trade so.”

So he goes to Dallas and that's when like I knew like I was close with them and it was like I knew things were not going well in Dallas and it wasn't working out. But she was like flying back and trying to do Christmas Eve with the kids and then going back to Dallas like she just was putting him first even though she knew he was doing drugs knew he was cheating. And then when they find out he goes to big bearable places to get high with some chick who then calls Chris finds his phone calls Chris the other woman.

Yeah, called Chris Jenner and Chloe and was like I can't take your man anymore like you need to pick him up. Fucking annoying I don't want to be with them anymore. And they went and got them. They drove to Big Bear.

No that's like a two that's like a first of all it's like a hellish drive into the mountains and it's like three hours.

Like why is he making again if you're going to fucking sheep and do all this shit could you do it in and see no. Like why do I have to go to Big Bear like everything single thing he did made her life difficult and then finally I thought this part was like really heartbreaking when they go you got to have he's got to have an intervention you're going to go in Chloe and you're going to say. If you don't go to this rehab then I'll get a divorce and he goes okay fine let's get a divorce and to me that was just.

“So sad because I really I don't think he loved her I don't think he cared that much about her I think she was.”

A disposable woman in his life that it wasn't like this oh my god I'm painting for you for the rest of my life she was replaceable and I just thought that must have really. That must have fucked her up more than anything else because she was putting up with all this stuff thinking that she was the love of his life and I don't think she was I don't think he's even capable of loving. Even capable of loving anyone but himself I think he's awful. Yeah. Really I kind of had a different okay when I finished it I kind of felt bad for the guy.

I mean I guess I never looked at it in that way but yeah I felt bad for the guy.

Okay well you know I didn't realize it is his early life was his bad as it was. Well let me tell you a few words things that people don't also know that where the details of the thing.

They don't know what to do with this giant body they can't get into the ambulance and everybody's praying for Lamar we really think he's going to die.

And I remember like being involved that and being like oh my god this is so horrible but I mean she was divorcing him like this is crazy that they're all so like loving and forgiving and like caring about his life.

“And then there were stories that it was like oh Chloe's not letting these other people see him and so I think that's part of the reason why she did the doc is because she made it very clear like.”

I realized there were people coming in like giving him drugs and so she's like I had to put my foot down and she did say. The dad said don't resuscitate him I want to get the life insurance.

And then she took a pair of Nike. And that was my favorite part the picture of the dad now I want to see a whole documentary on him.

He was a drug addict too obviously but outfit and so was like you know and that was another excuse when my dad was a drug addict so I'm a drug addict you know like sins of the father or whatever. And so then she's like what do you need Nike's a hundred bucks in a hotel where I'm done like just get the hell out and then there were these you know and there was this guy that like was on the show that was clearly his buddy from home. That they would do drugs together because they was pumpkin. I don't know if I was pumpkin or somebody or might have been another friend that I remember from the show they had this friend and he was supposed to be running.

Lamar's merch and there's a whole storyline where like Chloe was like you're not selling any t-shirts. I'd like to live here and you party with him and like this isn't working out like you show her trying to put her foot down me while she would make like homemade fried chicken and sweet potatoes. And all his favorite things and you know he like wouldn't eat all this candy and never been to a dentist and she was like can we get Lamar to a dentist like every little thing which she did I was just like oh my god and so then.

She takes here is there for four months they set he gets better they then she then furnishes them in a house where they use their team because he's like 70 tall.

“Beds have to be specially made couches furnished all custom for him which wasn't in the show but I remember that.”

And then she says I go to visit see how he's doing and once you know the smell of crack you don't forget it and she smells the smell of crack someone got him crack and then he goes I mean what kind of person gives me crack. Yeah he barely cleaned the hardworking drug deal that you know somehow managed to get through the gates of Calabas as to give you the drugs like. I just and so then I just thought the end he's done some interview sense and they're like again people like wow that have watched it wow saying Chloe like my god and he really saved you and he's like.

Um no think it was God. Yeah. No it really wasn't God was inside of Chloe okay and that's was your angel okay the actual person that embodies that it just piss me off. I feel sorry for well the subtitle guy when Lamar wrote him talk because I had to turn on this I forgot how hard he was to understand remember you people used to joke about that on. Yeah we would say how are we going to see a whole show when he needs subtitles he mumbles yeah and then this time I was like I don't even know if the subtitle people can make out some of those words that he was trying to something weird happened with my peacock when I watched the bravo I don't know how to fix it but it's like I have this weird narrator girl.

So I'll be watching like real house was a Beverly Hills and instead of this it subtitles plus someone reading the subtitles. Oh really and I don't it's so I think that's for blind people it's so weird it'll be like. You know Richard's eyes widened and like they'll show cows eyes widening and then it's like then you hear Kyle talk and then it'll be like that's crazy and then you know how they like show like scenes of like Beverly Hills shopping whatever the be like. People shop on Beverly in Beverly Hills a small dog piece a pool is shown an airplane going over site.

You're right. Maybe I'm just watching for a blind people. You said a blind people button that every time I turn it on like oh god now I have to like. Like I have to call Drake and say how do I turn that and I just listen to this weird voice. Oh that I didn't know my TV had such a thing. I did you catch the very end of the Lamar part where that he's like are we done and he goes let's go to Vegas and party.

“He said I want to get married in party. Yeah, so I'm like this is the guy who runs rehabs. I don't think he's sober. Sorry. That's why he lives near me because I see him quite a bit and I'm here to tell you.”

First of all, his car doesn't look like he's straight in his life out. He is in some real piece of shit like pathfinder or something and old one.

And we saw him in the morning at this coffee place I go to and I have my daughter with me and I told my daughter like this play with the lakers my daughter.

So I've seen him a bunch. So I'm signing like contracts on the hood of a car in a 711 parking line. Listen, I don't think he's on the straight narrow. Whatever. I also just think like for Chloe like there was this other time on keeping up recently or now it's just called the Kardashians where she and her best friend Malika go and meet and that was, you know, I guess this dog came after that.

“Where she kind of has a moment again. I think it was she was throwing him a bone and I remember she went home. She's just that like expression because I remember she was dating that French Montana and I argue into him. She was now.”

But Kim was like, oh Chloe throw him a bone like she threw him a bone and to say that he could get 10 K for the shoot or whatever it was and she could also like kind of rip him a new asshole because she was like brought up this whole thing like I first you in a house.

I visited you every day and then some people try to act like I was trying to keep your, you know, ex and your teenage kids from you, which was never the case and.

But yeah, he didn't want any of them at the wedding his family. He said my family didn't come to the wedding or no, the family said we weren't invited. You know, that I don't, there's no way that that was not the Kardashians doing that. I was him and they plan the wedding in nine days at Irving A's office house and and by the way, here we are here's Peter at the wedding. Oh, yeah, I saw that you guys in the background here's Phil Jackson is my hair that's me. Yeah, that's pretty good. And and I also just wanted to bring this this was also from the wedding with the purple.

Zoom it on this, this is the no pad of Chloe and Lamar, the tower 27th 2009. Yes. Put that on eBay. Firstly, after this documentary came out. I think it's how they am breakable perfume somewhere to that was their units that perfume. What does that smell like crack. That was the smell. That was a, in testing, in going around and testing, you know, they're always like when you ever have someone to like a set thing. You're like, when you're attracted to or even when you're going to massage like you want the lavender, the vanilla and so like, and then that somehow is the smell that he was attracted to.

And then they realized after they made the perfume, they're like, really smells like burnt crack. I had, I also had a couple of weird reactions as a guy as an old dad with a six year old daughter. But there were several times throughout this documentary where I heard, and then he just stayed in the bathroom for three days and didn't come out. Or he went to put the back house of a, you know, a whole house and stayed there. Both times I was like, God, that sounds amazing.

I would love to stay in the bathroom for three days with the door shot and nobody bought it.

“I think that too and someone's like, I couldn't get out of bed for three days.”

I was like, oh my God, there's only been a few times that I've had like something slightly medical or whatever where I would get like a pain killer and I was like, oh my God. I can't believe I'm this tired. I love feeling this tired. It's I love sleeping.

I love taking a nap because in my normal life, I never nap.

I never feeling overly tired ever. And so the few times that I felt overly tired, I'm like, this is heaven. This is like, I'm like, I get why people get a dick. Anytime. Even like trapped in the woods four days.

I was trapped in the woods. I'm like, I'll take it. I'll take it. Oh my God. Okay.

What do we think?

“So Kanye came out and sold two nights at so if I stayed, it made $33 million.”

And a million dollars people so excited to hear.

Ding. Ding. Ding. Ding. Good song.

Ding. Right. I agree. I get wet. Yeah.

I get it. He's walking on this thing. It looks like a sphere. But obviously it's not really turning around because he's not in. You know, Cirque du Soleil accrimates.

So it's an illusion. Yeah. It's an illusion that he's on a normal state. But it looks like you're spinning. North comes out and she performs.

I'm your misbesty. Westy. Whatever. Good. And everyone loved it.

And then the UK was like, you know what? Like maybe the fact that he was selling. You know, the Nazi. He signed t-shirts and things and all the horrible anti-cinemic anti-Semitic things he said. We actually don't want him to come to the UK and therefore the entire wireless festival has been canceled that he was going to perform it.

Yeah.

Right. That would suck. I don't. But I think it's great. I think it's great.

I think it's great that they said no. We're not doing it. Like we're not going to do it. It's just. I mean, a lot of people.

I mean, it's amazing how many men can do awful things and everyone just forgives them from like, you know, comedians to this to whatever.

Like, let's just forget it. Let's just keep going. You know, then other people will, you know, that a women will say with the one wrong thing. And it's like you're done forever. Banished.

Banished too. Move to Ireland or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's something that was anti-subthing that nothing to the level of what he did.

He didn't do it at all. How, how, how does he, is he now saying about the, the Hitler stuff? Is he saying I was on medication? He just says I regret it. And it was like an ad that he put in a paper.

Right. It was just like a little thing that was like I was in a four month manic episode. Yeah. But I feel like it wasn't just those four months. I feel like he was saying shit like that like three years ago.

Yeah. It was like on and then it just got to the peak when he actually made the merch. Uh-huh. And it's just that he showed on a commercial like on the Super Bowl or something. Didn't he show that shirt?

Maybe he paid for that. It was so, the thing that is so awful is that in this world. And I'm going to get like a little serious this moment.

“The Holocaust never forget is a reason because there was a fear that one day”

a generation would forget. Right. And we're fucking there like we're almost there. Yeah.

And so someone that's that powerful and that influential and like the Picasso of our time as far.

The Mozart art of our time. I think we have to really be take it seriously because they can influence people to think that this didn't really happen. And this isn't, and this could end. It can happen again. Right.

Because we're going to push this out this propaganda that got them there in the first place. Now I think so far. I think so far. I mean, because it's how fucking Hollywood didn't give us shit. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They don't give us shit. And they're just like, well, he said he was sorry. He didn't add. He wrote an ad. Yeah.

And he said he was sorry. But I just think it's something that is just beyond like I just. I guess he went up at the improv last night and I before too. No, he's really did. We really.

Dean Cole, the comedian Dean Cole brought him up on stage like last night and I before. I saw pictures at the improv. A lot of comedians like Rayleigh now when you're bringing Kanye into the play. So I just wild.

“Yeah, and I think the only way people just want to go look.”

I just don't even want to speak on it or he's so powerful. Who cares? And just. But gosh, I saw I saw those videos. I've just, you know, people just loving it and going to see them and.

Okay. I mean, it just goes to show you that no one. Yeah, if you. If you're. Believe that you can't be canceled and you just keep going.

Most like you won't be canceled unless you're like behind bars. And what it did is not. The crime. It's horrible that like I don't know and just embarrassing and awful and. I think he has to do a lot more like I think he has to really like do an interview and just go.

I'm just. I'm just. But maybe he's not that's what I think I don't. I do think he still thinks that way. Right.

But he has to like he has to sit with like a doctor who has explained. What his condition is he also said he's autistic. And I mean, let's not make it that he's a condition of people who have autism because that's certainly not. Right. But like whatever's wrong with.

I mean, clearly, yeah, he has issues, but that was just such a weird. Time and crazy. And then he's still with the Bianca. Bianca sends Hory. Yeah, and she's still, you know, wearing some camel toe and in outfits and.

And the kids are around and I mean, I just. Hope it was worth only when he went to the shows. No, no. No, I. No, I have no desire.

Like, you know, I would not want to support any of that.

I've always thought as close everything was weird.

I did meet him many, many years ago when he was first dating Kim. It was like at Chloe's. I mean, at a. Courtney's baby shower. And he was a smiley delight.

I mean, it was a smiley delight as well. And he was a smiley delight to me to actually overly friendly. Yeah, he we wrote on the MTV movie of musical awards and he was like super nice. Yeah. That was right.

“I'm sure that's what she fell in love with.”

I don't think she. I don't think any of the family saw that side of him until. But it were it was a classic thing where all of a sudden he changes her clothes. Then everything in the house has to be beige. Then North gets born.

She can't wear anything pink. We knew that like before buying gifts, it has to be brown, black, or beige.

And she's a little girl.

“I'm like, well, one day she might want to wear a color.”

Now she's blue hair. Good for her.

But like it was just it was a slowly allowing that to happen.

And it's just kind of. Thank God she got out. But I mean, I just don't think. There could be a worse person to co-parent with. And I've said that over and over than Kanye West.

Like how do you even explain to your friends who are Jewish. Or your manager or your agent or your neighbor or your kids parents, friends. Oh, we're going to go to Kanye's concert. And they're like, um. Yeah.

Yeah. But like it's it's my it's Saint's dad. I think it's good. It's good. Yeah.

And then what about the Jewish people that are just like, I still like the songs that I don't care. Maybe that's your product. That's your product. Listen, when I see the video of the ding ding ding.

I'm like, I'm going to listen to the song. I mean, it is weird how we draw our lines, you know. I mean, Michael Jackson still Michael Jackson doesn't. We'll be coming out next week. Yeah.

But, you know, and I'm not saying that I'm just. That's the thing you can go. You can go. You can go to see Louis C. K. You can book Louis C. K.

You can do. You can go level Woody Allen movie. You can, you know, I mean, it is what it is. But. Right.

I try to. Yeah. Only see movies directed by Bradley Cooper. Yeah. Wait.

I hope nothing comes out about him because I got to see all his movies. Is it weird that he's like been dating Gigi Hadid for years? It's time. Yeah. I hear stories about that.

Oh, you really?

Just there's always been rumors about him.

Maybe not being. I've heard all those rumors too, but I hear that. I also think, yeah, like who cares who knows. Yeah. I always let's feel like a thing like that kick on that long.

It's not real. Eventually you see him somewhere. Yeah. As our kids get older in the teenage years, they have ways that they're paying with their own money or the money that you gave them.

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“So is the paid repass gal guy is he like a hundred percent gay?”

What is that? I don't know. Yeah. I saw those. But like he wasn't gay and then it was just like here's my boyfriend.

I don't think I don't think so. I don't think so. People who he knew what he was because he was not that big a star way to follow his personal life. Some people think he's a plant and it's a cheap plant because he like fell out of

the sky out of nowhere. And it was just like the biggest thing. Yeah. But I'm like, but that's also what we're looking for. But that star.

Yeah. Exactly. He was on Narcos and it was a big. Yeah. I mean that is that could happen.

You get one big show and then you do get and when you and timing is right and you get the good team behind you and you get the off you and you can. You can come and have. I never understood it. I never have an us.

I never have a good team behind me.

I also don't understand an industry plant that doesn't make any sense. No. Because the industry is so broad. It's not three people. Right.

Like going, okay. The process in this year is Sidney Sweeney. It's just not that. Like, so that I don't agree with. By the way, I don't know if you've heard that.

I heard now people saying that Sidney Sweeney is a man. Again. Yeah. Is there a way this one? She's a man, baby.

I know. I'm like, wait a minute of all the people. She doesn't seem like she's got any manly features at all.

Yeah. We've got on that one. We're good on that one. I hope so. Speaking of this.

This will lead us perfectly into this. This is, you know, this is from last week, but I just had to get your take on it. Christy known who has been fired for her job in the administration. Yeah.

“Because I was like, what was it really that fired her?”

And it was that she did an ad campaign that put her face on Mount Rushmore and it cost $230 million. Yeah. She was riding the horse to the woods. It was like, how could a commercial?

I mean, how could you everything that that wouldn't be found out that a commercial cost $230 million. Well, I think it was a series of commercials. I think that was a more than one, but not to that matters. So then, and get this give us the story.

How did they find out that the husband? He's into wearing like big breasts that like a drag queen would wear. Like a rubber chest plate kind of thing. Yeah. A bit of a backstory.

You know, that used to be you. Yeah. I mean, that got it's not. I don't have any.

Because you never know when they got to come up.

You know, also not God. I'd love to have some big dits. You know, it comes out of nowhere, probably. I don't have any of those weird facts. You know what?

We never dressed to up as a woman ever. Ever. Chelsea late. Well, I was the only one who didn't do the woman ever. They say, also say that they think that's an aluminum anything.

Oh, really? That they make stars dress up like women in a skit or something. Yeah. And that means that that's your way of saying, all right. You got my asshole now.

I'm completely. Yeah. I'm completely. I believe in Satan and make sure whatever. That's all conspiracy.

Chill out. People. I don't believe it. Okay. I mean, go on.

In my defense or if I can. This gets me in the aluminum. I don't know. We did do several things where I was transitioning as Bruce Jenner into. But before there was a real transition on Chelsea later, we were doing me transitioning.

Just for fun.

So, you know, in this world of conspiracy theories where people would always go, you're

create. That's crazy. And now we realize a lot of things have proven to be true. Like, oh, my god, I can't, you know, and everyone told you you're crazy. My mom would tell me would ask me right before Caitlin transition is.

Is Bruce Jenner transitioning becoming a woman because it was like in the inquire. Right. And I was like, no, mom. That is just stories. That is just, you know, he's probably just getting like some plastic surgery or something.

He's just probably has like a vanity thing going on. And then my mom died. And then I was like, do I take the vanity firm? And show. No, two out of the grave.

“Yeah, you should be like, you were right.”

Yeah. You were right. And I was like, crazy mother. You crazy mother. And she was right.

She might need some closure on that. Take, you know, whatever you need to take. She knows. So, so, so you basically has about 34 years. A little bit back story.

Yes. She was fine.

And then it came out that she had, you know, slept with a guy.

She worked with Corey Lewin, the Ludinowski. Okay. So there was that. Christy did. Yes.

Yes. You know. So, but then she said, we want privacy where I'm staying with my husband. And I guess people started to dig for pictures or whatever. And I mean, it's not hard to find.

It's not like a fetish way. It's like something. He's all over only fans. He has a bunch of different only fans of counts. It's with different women.

Oh, where he's paying. Where he's paying the woman. Okay. Yeah. He's not the mom.

And that's one of the women you see in this picture here. That she's one of the women that he paid for a lot of her stuff. And I guess he's being. Sure. Her name's Bimbo Bride.

Who requests to make her his Bimbo Bride. Or maybe they're just saying that on the California post. But yeah. So she's some, you know, enormous. And he paid for the big bigger ones for her.

And then he bought her a boob job. That's what it says. Okay. And then of course he has his. I guess when you watch.

This is what I am gathering. He watches them. You know, on only fans or whatever. Do I don't know what? And then he goes, hang on.

Well, you, I'm going to put on my big tits. So, because it seems like he's, he's not doing anything else. No, no. Like they're going to win. Yeah.

And he's still wearing like a guy t-shirt. Yeah. Or the big, I don't know if the big tits are part of the t-shirt. Or they go on first. Then the t-shirt goes over it.

Because nipple placement is all fucked up. I don't know if you've seen it. One is shooting left the other one. What's it going? Yeah.

They're all over the place. You need to work on that. Yeah. Wow. And so what are they now in the relationship?

I have to go try to work it out. I believe as far as I know. I mean. And I assume they have kids. They have kids.

“I think they're a little older, which I don't know if that makes it better.”

But it was a weird thing because I'm like, well, you know, if anything. He's not nursing is what I'm saying. You know, there's two ways to look at it.

Many people felt that they were very anti anything like this for others.

Yeah, they get he does it for himself.

“And the other part is, you should be like, well, look, we really weren't like that.”

Because I do it too. We're super open to it. You should embrace us. That could be an advantage. You should use.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at us. We're into it. We're super, yeah.

We're super open to whatever thing you, however one you want to live behind closed doors. But nothing's behind closed doors anymore because it's all can be found online. I know. Like, because you are talking to someone on only friends because you are part of a fetish online group. Because you are sharing child corn, you know, through websites.

Like, if you just kept it behind doors, truly, then we wouldn't know. Well, but there is no behind. Yeah, like you said. Yeah.

I always want to know, for a guy like this, something that's really embarrassing like this.

I just want to know what the day is like after breaks. Like, the day these pictures came out and roll over the place. Like, what's the the trip to Starbucks?

“Because you're still out in the public eye.”

You know, like, what is that? Like, the next couple of days going to the friend's house. You know, like, oh, boy, been a rough one up for you. I mean, maybe it'll just be like, just like when Caitlin came out. Yeah.

Where you're like, okay. Right. Maybe they are just like, okay. Yeah, I mean, you're, you're not hurting anyone. Oh, that's the worst thing.

You bought this girl's boob job. Yeah, you're helping support single moms on only fans. Mm-hmm. You're still staying married. Right.

You're just part of a little weird club.

Is this an indication that the big boobs are back? Because there was a while there if you remember. The big boobs were gone for a bit. Remember, everybody was looking for. I don't know, smoking's back and super skinny and low jeans are back.

So maybe 90 hard fake porno tits are going to come back. Yeah, porno tits are coming back. Yeah. I bet you're right, everything comes back and fashion. All right.

This guy, his name is Dante. And he said, I need a hulu or Netflix to gather all of the mental health experts and do a doc on COVID.

“And how some people, how I've always said, I think it would be so.”

I'm surprised their housing won out yet. Yeah. So I'm going to tell them how they should do it. Okay. We don't need to see the exact same photos and drone photos over and over over again

of the empty streets. Okay. Could I just say, I'm so done with documentarians that only that are going to do a whole thing on someone who went missing or died. And they only have three photos. I don't care if they're 60 and weren't part of Facebook.

Fucking fine more than three photos. Fine more than three photos. Okay. Okay. I'm no.

But there are some people who just don't have any photos. No, I think it's a lazy editor. I think it's a lazy editor. Yeah. It's a lazy producer, go find more photos.

Go literally. It's the same. Yeah. It's the same face from the wedding over and over and over again. There's got to have been somebody else that took a photo of you at a party in the last 15 years that we could use that for the doc.

We're putting a documentary together. Yeah. So in this, I don't even see the empty streets. I don't need to have them tell us what happened. We know.

Get that quick. What I'd like to see is I want to hear stories about the COVID divorce. Hmm. The COVID friendship breakup. That could be a whole series.

The people that actually fell in love because they were like barely dating and then decided to just like move in together because they were already fucking and contaminated each other. Yeah. I want to hear about the person who discovered that their spouse was cheating because there was only one other lady in the whole neighborhood that had COVID and then the husband came home with COVID and the two dogs new each other because they were going on. They were going on walks and they were fucking at the end.

I'd watch all of these. All of that. That's what I want. And then I want to know here from the person that's forever changed from COVID like socially. They never go out.

They don't care. They loved it. They wanted it to come back. And then you can maybe hear from someone that wished for some for the world to just shut down and then it happened and they felt guilty to the rest of their life. Yeah.

We all. I did that. No, like I literally, I literally said, right before it happened. Yeah. I said, I was not looking forward to all the stuff that was going to happen at the end of eighth grade for my son.

Uh huh. It just was like stressing me out. The Disney trip, the this, the that, the parties. And I just go, oh. I wish I could skip this whole next couple months.

Yeah. And I said, I, it God made it happen. When you have that ability, when yes. Yeah. And then, and then I went on stage and said, Jesus loves me the most.

Right. It's hard being a vessel. A vessel. Speaking as a messenger of God is hard. No, I think that's what I want to see.

Okay. I don't need to see. News of of what's his name.

Who is the guy of the doctor that was always pouch.

I'm going to see that. I don't need to see Gavin with the scratchy voice. I don't need to see the new shit that we are lifting. Just give me the juice. I'm with you.

It feels like. Other lifetime. Yeah. It seems like so long ago. All that went down.

It really did. And it was, it was COVID jokes for so. COVID jokes were the best because it was the one thing that we're all in this together. It was the one thing that you could just tell your COVID joke no matter where. Right.

Even if it was still going on or shortly after. And the whole place would laugh. Yeah. There's been no other thing like that in life. That was like that relatable.

Right.

“Why is the guy driving around alone in his car with the mask on?”

Yeah. Everybody ran that one into the ground. I like it. I like it. It was easy.

I think that's when the world turned on celebrities too.

When they all tried to sing a magic. Oh, my God. Yeah. And imagine all the people. Yeah.

Those people that are part of that. Once in a while that a pop up in my seat. I don't know how much of an asshole. You're in your beautiful California backyard. Yeah.

I remember there were two. There were these funny twins. And they were doing a thing of how one was in New York. These guys. And one was in California.

They did a thing of like how different. The massive shut down was. Yes. Both places were completely shut down. Right.

The cities. Well, Texas were like having high school football games by like March 28th. Right. But like or whatever. But um, but with this, it was like.

We're walking around in our neighborhoods. He's swimming in a pool.

“Like especially when you live in a nice neighborhood.”

It was like not terrible. You could go and he said, you know. And then how like have like wine parties across the street from people. And all that kind of. And then the New York person was just like stuck in their place.

But like why the brothers like doing laps and stuff. But a nightmare. What a nightmare. That's what I want to see though. Speaking of documentaries.

If you're going to just pitch documentaries. I was fascinated to go back to Lamar Odom. Yes. At the very end of that talk. Anyway, I talk about the horror houses and stuff.

Yeah.

I first thought that guy was great.

The guy who worked at the. With the black rocker hair. That run, ran the horror houses. Yeah. And then like when they just showed the other.

Like there's the bunny ranch. And then there was all these other ones. He's weird. Just trailers in the middle of the desert. I want to.

I want to. There probably is one. But I need to see a documentary on that. Well, I go. Well, I loved.

I loved that show. Those of those that with airplane Annie and all that. Those girls. The HBO. Yes.

HBO show where people would like bring their. Kid get laid for the first time. And it won't end beyond TV. And how they would sit around and like be chosen. And how they would act like it was like a good.

And like they were the tall like happy hookers. Right. What I thought was fun fact, you know, interesting. Is the reason they're so far out there is there. It's only legal in Nevada.

If the town is under a certain amount of population, which I'm thinking. That's a horrible ratio. Right. It should be the opposite. Yeah.

So there's 7,000 people in the town. But there's five horror houses. Like what? I know. And just trailers.

Like that's why. Fraylers are like no air conditioning. And I'm just like. Ugh. I know.

And then I looked just seeing the bed that he was in. Because it was in like a museum now or something. Yes. And just the bed was like some ugly bed. I was like, oh, everything about it seems like.

And then how the guy.

“I think he's passed that general guy, the guy that owned the.”

Oh, the guy won't. Yeah. How he like went on the today's show. And he was like. And don't forget to buy my book The Art of a Pimp.

Yeah. And he's like on the today's show. They're like trying to get like they're trying to get the scoop. So tell us like how fucked up, you know, Lamar Odom was when he almost died at your horror house or whatever.

And then he's like, well, you know, he still wants to come back. He's still welcome to come back. We'd love to host him. We're going to give him 50% off. Like I was just like, what?

Got a good time. Oh my god. Okay. Wait. So Howard Stern.

I just thought this was interesting. He doesn't have bizarre rules for a staff. It was an ending. So he has an executive assisted type that was assisting both of them. But in their home in the South Hampton where it's like 20,000 square feet. So anyway, she's suing saying that she was not treated right.

And from what I found, it sounded like she only worked there for like a year and a half. And then they let her go. It's making like $300,000. Yes. But they also made her work.

Yeah. So that's not okay.

Right. Okay. And then, of course, I read like it says it bizarre rules.

And I was like, I've read him.

“And I'm like, I think that was her death bizarre.”

The rules are an endier. You can't tell the restaurants they like to go to. You can't talk about things like, you're like, Well, that was the stuff in the endier. Yeah.

Like what? Just what? So what tell me what it was? Like she did. You can't talk about the restaurants they like to go to.

You can't talk about the where they vacation. I'm like, well, that seems normal. Who would want to? You can't say that if you're, I don't know. I mean, you see an article like this.

And you're like, this is why they're probably going to get rich people are probably going to get the robots. Yeah. Because it's like, even though that's scary a shit. But I'm like, I mean, after a certain point, you're like,

I mean, if you, you know, oh, she looked at me funny. My boss looked at me funny. Oh, they, they said I had to, you know, come in on a Tuesday.

And I was like, I'll come in when I want.

Like, what's wrong with you horrible people? Like, it was like so ridiculous. And then it was that she had all these cats. And it made it sound like in the thing that there was like 20,000 cats running around the house.

And it was like, no, they, they did have a fostering cat. But that was part of her, she managed the house. So it was like, oh, she's suing because she had to manage the payroll. She had to manage the caters coming. She had to, well, that was your job.

Yeah. I mean, there was no part of like the good old days where people accused me on the camel of throwing a phone at their head. That was when it was fun. That was what it was fun.

That was when you liked some phones. And then you're like, that sounds like you had a mean boss. Yeah. Staying in the Hamptons in the 20,000 square foot house. And, you know, tending to a kitten.

Right. Doesn't sound like a hellish ordeal. Yeah. And making 3,000 a year. But, you know, people have to make their money, I guess.

Or maybe it's really true. How do you feel about the astronauts? They said a New York Post wrote Artemis to astronaut Christina Cox. Thurst traps her space said social media blaze. Drop your arm routine.

So, actually floating around and doing selfies with her hair in the air and the earth from the, you know, she has some pretty good bicep. She's a workout girl. And so, you know, people are into it. I feel like no one cares about the story.

Oh, well, I mean, I was into it. Okay. So, I mean, they've gone farther into space than anyone has ever gone ever. Which is farther than the girls farther than Katy Perry. Katy Perry went to like Glendale.

You know, yeah, farther than that. 3K of Katy Perry. Trudeau, her boyfriend, son. 4K. 4K.

He's not currently the. No, no, no. 4K. And he, anyway, the son's, you know, he's doing some podcasts. Okay, son, just saying like, Katy's like nice.

He likes her. Yeah, sure. Okay. And anyway, so they, it comes down in San Diego.

Which would always be my God.

Like, I would just be like, I was an astronaut. Be like, I'm so excited to spend the weekend in San Diego. So, they plop. They're going to come plop now and that little cute thing. Yeah.

And Friday. It was in the 70s. Yeah, it's just a little, yeah. It's a level pod. Like the I dream of Jeannie.

Yeah.

“Remember the beginning I dream of Jeannie?”

Yeah. Actually dream of jeannie's little dude. They kind of like this. I know. Like these pink chairs and stuff.

I remember watching it as a kid. I was like, our bottle looks so comfortable. Me too. I wanted to live in the bottle. But then I was like, I want to go to the cocktail party.

Like, why is he being such a dick? Yeah. Like it was kind of the same thing with I love Lucy. Like, why can't Lucy be in the show? Like, you have a nightclub.

You're performing every night. Let Lucy be in the show. You asshole. Yeah. And then like same thing with this.

What it was like, I dream of Jeannie. She's all cute. And she's like, master. Can I go to the thing? And he's like, no.

I'm going to the officers did her by myself. Yeah. You just had comes back then. Or just like, shut up woman. That was wild.

Say what'd be wished. Yeah. I wanted to go do fun things too. And he was like, no. I'm going to the advertising meeting by myself.

Yeah. And the thing about be which that I said one day. Hopefully, in my lifetime, this will happen. Which it is not. Was that she could get ready like that.

I remember she could treat those. And I'm like, oh, every time I'd have like start getting ready from scratch. I'm like, I wish I could just twitch my nose. And be completely dressed. Hair makeup done.

That was good time. Yeah. I've been doing this test recently with my phone. Oh, yeah. What's that?

Well, you know how you go. You know, you're trying about something. You're like, oh, I need to get. I want to get some patio furniture. And you talk to your friend about patio furniture.

And then you go to the bathroom and you check my phone. It's all patio furniture.

“I believe it's gotten to the point where it's actually.”

So I just think about it. So I've been doing that. And it's happening, right? It's happening. I know.

It's happening. I'm not saying. I'm like, I'm like, I'll think about it.

And I'll just kind of go. And I'll open my phone.

And it's like, the second one is it.

And it's not the biggest story. It's not the biggest thing. Yeah. And I won't say it. So I feel like the next thing is I'm going to be able to twitch my nose.

We're getting that. And turn into Sabrina. And Peter's going to be able to take his gyrocopter into space. Yeah. I don't really not return.

I mean, I wonder if you know, because these guys, these astronauts, these three, uh, three Americans in an, at a Canadian in the, of the four of them. And they all had to say goodbye to their families. I wonder if there's like one wife who would be like, oh, Jesus, can this guy just stay there?

Yeah, because remember the other people were gone for so long. Yeah, the two of them were gone. Yeah.

“And I was like, are they like still, are they friends?”

Are they talking? It was just like, yeah. Or you're just like, now we're good. I see. You got to move on with your life.

Yeah. Like cast away when Helen Hunt, you know, she leaves. She thinks Hank's his dad. He comes back. Yeah.

He comes back. He's married to Mr. Big. Chris Knoth. Right. Praiseiness.

God.

Yeah, I always wonder about that, too.

But I, again, I've said over and I never, ever want to go to space. No. No. When Sandra Bullock's character was like floating around by herself. Okay.

And then she eventually did get to drop into the pot or whatever. Yeah. And I just heard her legs look so good. But I was just like, I just think how happy. I mean, I get happy when I can see L.A.X.

Yeah. And I'm just like, oh, we're so close. I can't imagine like being in space.

“And then just being like, can we, how far off are we?”

San Diego? Well, San Diego is a beautiful place. And I hope they have a fun, cute weekend there. I hope so, too. Yeah.

They went to, you know, but then I'm not kidding. They're literally like, you could see it all of the internet. People are like, they're in Burbank. I know. I know people are like shut up and you know.

I know. Just like everything is nothing's real anymore. And maybe it's true. I don't know. But I thought it was pretty cool.

I think this is, I think this is real. Yeah. I, and the picture didn't look unique to me though. Well, like, oh, the backside of the moon. I'm like, okay.

I don't know. I don't know. Well, everyone wants to see like an alley. It's like, you know, that's whatever. And wanted.

You know, like I was boring. Yeah. Oh, there was some other guy that just was doing a podcast talking about. Yeah, they're the aliens. We talked to them or whatever.

Yeah.

I always think that the one really crazy story on the TikTok internet is when they

thought like aliens took over that, um, mall in Miami. Look it up. It is weird. A mall in Miami. Like they took it over.

It's just, it's so bizarre. The only people going to malls now are aliens. At least somebody's going. Where's their job by juice? Yeah.

It was like, I don't know though. Could all be fake, but it was like all these, and these people have talked about. And the same thing is remember the people that said, and they were these giant, like, figures, but they can like see through them. They're like eight or nine feet tall, but they're not like solid beings.

It's more like a, like a, and they said they saw like in the backyard of the house in Las Vegas. Yeah. Well, those were, yeah. Yeah. But then what they say, too, is then something that's on your phone.

And I've heard this from people not regarding aliens guy, where they film something that's very highly sensitive to something the government doesn't want us to know. Yeah. And then they don't delete it, but it gets deleted. Like a video. Really, like without there.

Like about certain people that, you know, were assassinated that some people think are not maybe not assassinated that way. People that had filmed it. It's no longer like on their phone. Oh man. So I'm, so I go, let me see that.

Yeah, yeah. So let me go and see that video that's been dismissed.

“I mean, that's how crazy the world we live in.”

It's a movie. We're living in a movie. I'm like, so just enjoy it. If you weeks ago, I think Barack Obama was on a podcast and he said, yeah, there's definitely aliens out there. And he's on like, he's not on Joe Rogan.

He's not on even Michelle Obama. He didn't even save it for his wife's podcast. He said it on like, Timmy Tom. There's something. Timmy Tom's on the sports front.

And he's like, what? I know. And it just kind of went away. I'm like, people though, that's, I feel like that's a big story of all the time. I'm like, yeah, we got a guy's got big tits over here.

Yeah. Nobody, nobody cares. Like, yeah, people might or may or may not be eating babies. And they're, but you know, and they may or may not be aliens. So quick.

So quick. That's why I'm like, if you're in some shit, like, like, you know, I said this on the other day, we're Blake Lively with a, you know, everything I have with her.

Like, she just, she thought the whole world was, it's like, give it six days.

Nobody cares.

“I think it's literally down to six days.”

And it's like, over with like Taylor Frankie Paul, that whole story. She's in court today. They have mutual restraining orders against each other. She's able to see the little boy supervises it for eight hours a week. It's going to work out.

They should stay the fuck away from each other. They did it virtually. I don't know what I was like, who cares about that story more? Yeah. I mean, honestly, I mean, you and I, we live in this world.

Yeah. People who don't, like, they're not in like a world of pop culture, they really don't care. Yeah. I'll bring these stories up to like my friends who cat and cat. Well, like, who's Frankie Taylor Paul and like, oh, let me tell you.

Like, why would I know that on my, I don't know. It's just a shit I know. I'm not sad. It's out there. Yeah.

And okay. The last one is this water polo star. This was a story we talked about. Yeah. Harvard West Lake.

It's a school down the street here. My weeks went there and a lot of people were very expensive. Come on. I had private non-religious school. It's been around long time.

Yeah. It's a very exclusive private school here in Los Angeles. Fifty two thousand dollars. And basically a year.

And basically this young man is suing the school.

And I believe that the guy that he was his bully, his assault or everything. It was water polo. Yeah. You know, and I, as someone who had a someplace water polo, I mean, it is skimpy outfits.

It is very, very skimpy. And it's like, you're watching you're there. And you're like, I don't even know if I feel okay sitting here. Yeah. Like watching all these young bodies.

Like it is. Right. It's weird. It's a kind of, I mean, they should be able to do it. But they're like, so the, this, this guy, this kid is black.

And, you know, and they would say racial things to him. But then they also digitally penetrated them. So I guess with their fingers, they would go up while it's taken a shower. I don't know what they were doing. Yeah.

And this one guy in particular had written text kind of admitting to it. Being like, how I'm sorry. And the lawsuit, of course, you want to sue the kid. But you also, they're suing the school. They're saying the school didn't do enough.

“And I'm like, you know, that's why you pay for a private school.”

Well, it's so that you kid does not get harassed and bullied. Like, are you fucking kidding me? Can't you? What are people saying now? Like, can you imagine being 50 to $1,000 a year to still have this stuff happened?

Yeah. I understand when you're, you know, that's why you're like, I mean, I used to look at like a public schools when I was in high school. And like, there was a movie called "194." And I was like, "Punkers."

Oh, my gosh. Yeah. It looked like a prison. Like, so you were like, no, I can't send my daughter to go to the building. Yeah.

And like, she's got to go to the building. And leave it on me with Morgan Freeman. I remember that movie. Like, there's the, the whole ways, we're just as fired. Just kidding.

Just a little fighting on like, God. And you wonder what people are like, you know what? Maybe we could do homeschooling now with the help of AI and computers. Like, maybe I don't need my kid being digitally penetrated for $52,000 a year. Right.

Like, I get it. But I hate that, that the teachers just, and that's a problem. Like, there's been stories where, you know, these rich kids, their parents that like donate so much.

Yeah.

“What are you going to do when there's a dispute between two kids?”

You're going to get rid of the person that gives you an extra 500 grand. Right. Or the one that was like paying the normal amount, or maybe even on scholarship. I mean, I kind of live in this world a little bit, you know.

I mean, my daughter goes to one of the, this school that is the feed or school tomorrow last. Yeah. So the hope is that one day my daughter will be digitally penetrated. Yeah.

I mean, I guess on in a water polo game, you know. Speaking of my old school, Saint Meals, they did a thing on the today's show with Brian Kranston and Jennifer Hager. Jennifer Hager. Jennifer Hager.

Yeah. And it was like, are you lying or not? Or something, some little game they were playing. Yeah. And she was like, what did you get?

Where did you get your first, like, community or something like that? And Brian Kranston goes, oh, I was nine and it was Saint Meals. And she starts laughing and she's like, obviously you're lying. There's no school called Saint Meals. And he's like, no, there is a Saint Meals and Woodland Hills.

I don't think he did it, but he just, he was telling the lie and thought that the school because he grew from Saint Woodland Hills or something like that. And yeah. So it's just like, I don't know that was my school. Saint Meals.

It does exist. But still still going. Still going.

But it was always such a, it was such a weird name.

It does seem like it's fake name. But there is a Saint Melvin. That's why. Okay. But people would be like, Saint Meals smells.

You know, that's always nice to harass people. But I don't know what's going to happen to this kid. He had to move to Spain.

The other kid moved to Spain. So he could still do water polo. And I guess before away, many sees away from this guy swimming up his asshole. Yeah. I mean, sports.

I've never been, you know, I was never into sports.

I mean, I like sports, but I was never good enough to be on like a team. So now like all sports. There's some sort of weird, you know, like, I don't know what you would call it. I don't know if this is like, Rob would be.

Not that I'm not, I'm not saying it's good or bad. You know, good. But it's like a rough housing thing or something. I don't know. It's weird.

It is weird. I feel like there's a culture in sports that is like. I mean, I kind of vibe.

“I think that the idea of putting your kid into sports is good.”

Because it builds teamwork and working together. But it also breeds like a really competitive person. But it also leads to rape and murder. Yeah. It also leads like, you know, like,

She really remember the cheerleading mom person where their daughter didn't make the squad or something. So she like set out to like kill the other girls. So there'd be a spot. Yeah. I remember I didn't make the cheerleading squad.

And the day I found out I was just like devastated. And my mom was so. Why didn't you make 'cause you weren't a good cheerleader or you didn't have the look or what was it? I'll tell you exactly why. You didn't have the moves.

I'll tell you exactly why. Okay. So it was crispy. So all the Louisville girls try it out. Okay.

And it was JV. We were all only sophomores were on the JV team. And then it's juniors and seniors were on the senior varsity team. And so many juniors were coming back to be on the varsity. There was only four spots.

Yeah. But there was like nine of us trying out for four spots. Okay. And we had to try out in front of the guys. The guys were voting for us.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it's very strange. Yes, because I don't have a boyfriend.

“I, you know, I was told I was beautiful by two people in my life.”

My parents. But a pearlier was it. No. Let's not. I've seen the photos.

Anyway. I had so much. I just got from one to ten. Round that time. What are you?

I think I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 5.756. No, you're higher than that.

I've seen some of the early pictures. You definitely. I don't. I was okay. Yeah.

Anyway. I had these chicken legs. This one guy told me I used to watch you cheer. And I thought, how does she stand? How can supposedly those things work?

That's what he said. It was like, well, it's what a lot of issues with what kind of socks I wanted to wear. Okay. Now I, I just go, I don't care. And I'm wearing like the kind that don't even show that go just under your ankle.

But I thought almost like a leg warming type of would balance out my tiny ankle. Like a scrunchie. Like a scrunchie. Yeah. And then you're like, well, you can't be the only one wearing these weird socks.

Heather. Okay. We all have like, you know, sexy little normal size legs. Okay. Okay.

So then I did the thing. And I was like so stressed. I hadn't eaten. I was so nervous to do this dumb routine with my friend who with the hottest Heather. Yeah.

In all of the San Fernando Valley. And then there was just me. The Heather McDonald one.

“What do you, do you know who was becoming the hot Heather?”

Oh, really? She's still hot. Okay. That's good. So she still looks great.

Okay. So anyway. So then we do the routine. And I feel like we have to like answer questions of like why we want to be cheerleader with these guys.

Yeah. So I started to feel like nauseous. And I run. And they said then they're like, oh, she's an anorexic with those legs. But I just really wasn't anorexic.

I just felt like so scared and nerves like they'd grow up. So then that was like on a Thursday. And then we're going to find out on Monday. So then Friday we go to a party.

We were always at people's part.

Everyone always had parties. Parents were gone. And we could always find a party off of wells. Okay. You just drove down wells and saw, you know, transams, parts somewhere.

And you're like, let's go. Yeah. So then I, well, that's party. And I see the daughter of who's triumphant cheerleading as well. Who's mothers the head of the whole cheerleading.

And I see her and I'm like, hi, Penny. And she's like, like, she just avoiding the eye contact. Oh, no. And I was like, that's happened to me now a few more times in life. And I detect it now.

Yeah. Like, yeah, I know you're older and wiser. You're off there. And then that day we had to drive to the school and see the list. And my friend went and called me and she's like, you and I both didn't make it.

And I bald crying. But then it was like, you know, the first time I experienced, you know, life's rejection is God's protection. And my mom was like, you're not good. Yeah.

That was the first time she was honest about my child.

Okay. She's like, you really should be like singing and doing acting.

But also though, so four of the hotter people got it.

Right. And then when the other people left, then they needed people senior year,

“then that same daughter came and said, I really think you should try out.”

Because now we could use you. Yeah. And I'm like, no. No doubt on these lines. I'm going to act and sing.

I do a, you know, night mother. I'm going to do music man. Yeah. Right. Pick a little.

Pick a little. Pick a little. No, not doing it. Good for you. Go.

Yeah. And that was the story. So yeah, it's, it was stressful. Well, I made the football team. You did eighth grade.

Yeah. Well, I think they took everybody. And I made the team, which was that was where the embarrassment began for me. Yeah. Because they had broken us up into two squads.

Right. The people who played and the people who didn't play. And I was on the people who didn't play. Okay. And one day, we were playing a game against the other school who's losers.

Each other. The losers were playing the losers. Okay. And one of the dads of the good players came to that game. He was thinking it was a real game.

Okay. And I was standing on the sidelines. I don't know if the guy had pads. Just like they had run out of pads. And they were like, well, he doesn't need pads.

He's never going to get in the game.

Yeah. So I was just standing on like, and, you know, out in uniform. But no pads underneath it. Yeah. You're basically just playing today's little events.

More or less. And then the father comes. And the other good players are there in regular clothes. Yeah. Playing now.

Like, we're just coming to watch the loser game. Oh. And the father comes walking up and he says, "Where's Tony, my son?" And one of the kids who's on the good team turned.

He goes, "This is your son's not here. This game's for the losers." And he referred, he pointed to me like, "These, as I was the loser." Like, it's for these people.

Look at him. He's so, look at his body. Like, he's not an athlete. And he, so I was the reference point of the loser. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay.

“So now I'd say you'd better off not making the team, I think.”

My earliest memory is it was like kindergarten or first grade. And you know how they would teach you how to hold a pencil. Yeah. I just did it my own way, which was like this. And they brought someone into like,

Observe the school. Yeah. And I was just writing my own, with my own, like, This is the way, instead of writing like this, Yeah.

I wrote like this. Okay. I just wrote like that. Yeah. And I was doing it.

And this girl goes, look at how they look at how she's holding, her, her, her pencil. She must be retarded. Oh, no. Yeah.

What's wrong with her? Yeah. And then I was like, okay. And then I was like, okay, Mom, I guess I have to learn how everyone else writes now. Yeah.

Because I was like, so. You're bullied into, you know, doing it right. Exactly. Chris, where can I see you again? Oh, my God.

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We have a lot of fun. And I don't know how much more I have in me. You know, like, road flying across the country. Sure. I've been saying that for a long time.

No, it's so fine. So fine. I tried to threaten them. I tried to threaten them. Got to threaten them.

But. And you and I may night. May 9th. So much fun. So much fun.

And have a return dot net for me. And you know what you love. They have to party on May 9th. Absolutely.

But here's what I want to know.

What? Like for real. Like a real after party. Not just me, you and Brandy and Julie sitting at a table. I'm talking like Netflix after party.

All right. Well, let me find out. Yeah, because they probably is. Because it's a whole new place. Yeah.

Where the other people will want us. I feel like there's a bunch of different shows going on that. Right. I know. And all of them are sold out.

No. I know. I, that's congratulations. That's a, that's great. Well, I mean, I feel very lucky.

But I love that I have my favorites. And you guys are going to be there.

“And I think that also helps and I'm just.”

Yeah. I'm relieved. Yeah. I'm relieved. Because I just didn't know what that would look like when, you know,

all these other hot young ins. The reason we're going to have to party is because I mean, I don't think I've been to that part of where Avalan is that Holly. I'll make sure. Holly would proper.

I don't think I've been there in 20 years. Okay. Well, I will try to get a certain virtual real party. If not, we're going to have our own party. But I want to be like a Hollywood party.

Popparazzi poppin. I know. I can make that happen. Please do. Okay.

Oh, I mean, the letter. I call this. I went to your 10 year.

“And there was a paparazzi thing out front.”

Oh, yeah, we had all that.

Yeah. I know.

And I got stuck behind the dance moms.

She shows up in her wheelchair.

“Took her 45 minutes to get down the sidewalk.”

And I'm stuck behind her.

You were the star that night. Yeah. Don't you worry. Thank you very much.