Episode 654: Topsy the Elephant

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“So should I not do any of my Crow or Raven characters in this?”

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Well, maybe if you changed the voice a little bit. Maybe if you used the Hong Kong Henry's of Rousky voice. [music playing] [laughing] Don't occasionally shut her out.

Sure. Yeah, okay. If you use one racist voice to replace another racist voice, maybe it can work out. 60.

Yeah. That's 60. Yeah. And we are focusing more on Asian elephants than African elephants today. [laughing]

This is my favorite. Welcome to Last Podcast on the Left. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with Henry's of Rousky Wayne's options. What have you come upon?

What have you settled on? I'll tell you what. The next time. You're more likely seen elephant fly than he hear me do. And Asian accent again into microphone.

[laughing] I saved my family now. It's time for my family, my dentist. Yeah. Strictly.

Strictly by facts. [laughing] My dentist loves it. God he loves it. [laughing]

“Today, Ed Larson, the man across for me,”

is the man with the script. This is an Edlet episode where taking a bit of a break from the DuPont saga

and Ed, what do you got first today?

I can't wait for this. This is going to be so much fun. [screaming] Oh, there we go. It's just trying to fit back into the chair.

[laughing] I drink. [laughing] [screaming] Elephant elephant.

Elephant elephant. I love elephants. Today, the star of our show is going to be top to the elephant, but we'll get into her a little bit later.

But I wanted to tell you guys, you know me. I like these animals. You love these animals. You do love animals, especially when they big. [laughing]

But elephants are some of the most interesting mammals on earth. They're huge, brilliant, loyal, emotional, and most importantly, violent creatures. Yeah.

Listen, I know elephant biologists. So I ain't going to get lost in the weeds, explain it to you how elephant trucks have over 150,000 muscle units

“and are the most sensitive organ found in any animal.”

But wait a second. It's most sensitive organ. But what about the comedian's heart? Yes. [laughing]

[laughing] I could go on and on about how elephant to consider one of the smartest animals on earth that have fewer rules and have been theorized to have telepathic abilities.

Why? I ain't going to talk about that! I really miss this now. He's in his own elephant UFO territory. Like, once he starts the elephant telepathy

to his skin, we're going to have to cancel our tour. [laughing] Yes, that is all very cool stuff. But this is the last podcast on the left and we are here to talk about...

Death! Yes, and we are not going to discriminate. We're killing both elephants and humans today. Great. If you crave just raw elephant info,

go listen to elephant tales or the global rumbling's podcast. That's real. Yeah, those are real podcasts. I decided to shout out and, you know, for elephant facts.

But you do know anything about them. You don't know whether or not you could all be murderers and rapists. You can't... No, I can't! Then you talk about elephants scientifically a lot.

Okay, and I know every single niche interest has 50 to 3,000 podcasts about it. So, are these the two best elephant podcasts or are these just two that you chose at random? Two of the top three results on Google. Okay.

[laughing] Absolutely. And there's nothing corrupt in it. No, nothing at all. Today, I didn't use a particular book or documentary as a source.

I just researched to the best of my ability about stories that intrigued me and found some even crazier ones along the way. So, let's get this packed-a-derm a stop-in and true Marcus Parks fashion with a little context.

[cheering] Yeah, elephant context. elephant context. [laughing] That's right.

It's big. Yeah. Slide right in. [laughing] Very similar to a human vagina.

You put your whole head in there.

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“Maybe you've got elephant's could be found naturally”

in Asia and Africa. Africa has two types of elephants, bush and forest elephants, which can get as large as 13,000 pounds.

In Africa, elephants are the third most deadly mammal

after humans and hippos. In Africa, elephants kill about 500 people annually. Cool. But today, we're going to focus on Asian elephants. At about 8,000 pounds, Asian elephants are smaller

than their African counterparts. But they are the elephants were more familiar with as far as circus performers go. Yeah. Even though they could be 5,000 pounds smaller than African bush elephants,

they are still extremely deadly. To help put their sheer size and perspective, a Honda CRV weighs roughly 3,500 pounds. But to the CRV's credit, it has a great trunk space.

Absolutely. And it doesn't have spongy reactions. It doesn't have horrible brakes like maybe a formation. So you would have a RAV for it.

And I feel that it would have a RAV for you. And elephant were to go against each other. The elephant would win. The elephant would fucking destroy the RAV for and this year. And hopefully and kill the driver and the passengers.

I'll show you. Often. Awesome. And he could give me a little bit more of a lean forward when you say trunk space.

trunk space. Thank you. Thank you. CRV also has great trunk space. Thank you.

More dumb jokes to come. I see. I wish it was. Think about it. To get a RAV force and a feel of them on fire.

And all of the people inside of a never-ending aim

will devote again. No, man. That's what we need to do. And actually. Should it be starting about 35 minutes?

Fixed you. And you know, the thing is about a smaller elephant is going to be a smaller elephant.

“I think going to be more dangerous than a larger elephant.”

maneuverable. You know, they still got tusks and they're a little more angry. Yeah. I get it. Asian elephants are mostly found in India, Thailand, Nepal, and Sri Lanka.

The smaller Asian elephant is responsible for as many as 750 deaths annually. 50% more than their African cousins. There are several subspecies of Asian elephants. And without getting too much into the genealogy, we're going to be talking about Asian elephants as a whole.

Now that's not that's not racist.

Do not accuse me of being an elephant racist.

There's nothing racist about that. I'm not a scientist. I'm just obsessed with huge living creatures kill in humans. Yeah. And that makes you woke.

I think. Yeah. I think so. I think it does. Disgusting.

I don't know. Told you there's a difference between the Asian and the African ones. Oh, we know. Yep. Obviously, we know that humans have been killing kidnapping and torturing all animals,

and especially elephants ever since we figured out how to do so. When it comes to killing elephants for their ivory, that is much more popular in Africa than it is in Asia. And in a positive spin, those numbers are going way down. But they are extremely high still.

How does it, like in the, like, let's say that cut enough gorilla pause for, you know, to make medicine and such were elephant touched on that scale. It's much worse. Much worse. Much worse.

It's, it's a, it's a horrible thing. You know, the, the exact number seems to be impossible to find. Sure. Current estimates suggest that up to 15,000 elephants are killed for their tusks and skin in Africa every year. Or 41 a day.

Game. And peak poaching years that number was expected to be around 40,000. And that's when we were making like every piano was made with, you know, with elephant tusks.

“Honestly, back then it was probably worse.”

Yeah. Yeah. 40,000. I'm talking like that's like the 70s. Got you.

You know, this is the speech that the 22 year olds have to hear from Leo before they're allowed to see the apartment. They have to click on it. Sure, that's about global warming. Yeah. In Asia, those numbers are actually much lower at around 500 poached elephants here.

Why are the numbers of human deaths in Asia larger than Africa? Well, I think you could chalk a lot of that up to population density, especially when it comes to India. Sure. Also Asian elephants are captured and trained more than they are hunted for their tusks. And so at a smaller size, they're also domesticated at higher rates.

Raising their numbers of interactions with humans. Definitely interesting that in Asia, they they poached so many elephants because I really prefer them sunny side up. It's better that way. God fucking damn it. It's a big pan.

It's a big pan. Asian elephants mostly attack in two ways.

Female elephants attack whenever they feel their young could be in danger.

And male elephants are no one to attack when they're going through what is called must.

Must must be said with a lisp. Must be not be that.

“And in its simplest definition is when male elephants are in heat.”

Must must. In light, I hate that word, but you know, it is what it is. You must take it again again. Can last up to 16 weeks. And it is best to be nowhere near bull elephants during this time.

Must have been known in Asian elephants for over 3000 years. But only recently in African elephants for some reason that I don't understand. You can't pee. Catching the pee was like the spread of HIV. You could tell an elephant is in mouth when they're irritable with horniness.

And leaking a skunky, smelling thick tar like substance called Temporan from their four foot penises. So they get really irritable and angry. And their dick starts dripping. That's do period. Yeah.

That's do period, y'all. And that should ain't fair. And it smells like skunk and it's thick and it's tar. It's kind of like going to dinner with Ron Jeremy when the waitress isn't being attentive. Yeah.

I want more napkin for my friend Ron.

“During wealth, male elephants testosterone can be up to a hundred times greater than usual.”

They randomly attack other animals, humans, other elephants, cars or anything else that might piss off these Randy Behemoths.

You know, that's, that's pretty fucking amazing.

You know, they're just the idea of just how horny these men are. They go out there. You got to really do it. Do we got to jerk these things off? And Jews?

Yeah. And Jews, they absolutely have to do it. Another cause of human death by elephants are by what are called rogue elephants. Yeah, betchuga. Yeah.

Rogue elephants are indeed rare, but real nevertheless. Rogue from the X-Men. Oh, I understand. Yes. Betchuga.

Don't touch it. I don't know where all the edafon come from. I'm going to get my rogue costume. So one of my favorite rogue elephants was one that killed 27 people in the state of Assam in India from 2004 to 2006 until it was eventually tracked down, shot and killed.

Feared by locals, this rogue elephant was given the name Osama bin Laden. That's incredible. That he was named that in India. Yeah. He's notorious.

Yeah. Pakistan. Yeah. Yeah. During the final six months of his life Osama bin Laden, the elephant killed 14 people.

Rogue elephants are not scared of much and can attack indiscriminately. Usually an elephant will be scared off by firecrackers, but bin Laden could give a fuck. Wonder why. Yeah. Eventually, a hunting party was sent out to kill Osama bin Laden.

And he was shot down by a team of men, but many believe that they killed the wrong elephant. And bin Laden is still at large. Where's the fucking body? Yeah. Where's the fucking body?

Probably in the ocean. Yeah.

“Did they dump this elephant in the ocean to without letting anyone look at it?”

I think it just left it in the field. Oh. I imagine. It's interesting. A lot of these elephant news stories.

Not much detail. Yeah. Just kind of let me go. A couple things that lost the translation over multiple oceans. I get it.

Yeah. There's like a New York Times elephant reporter who's like really on the elephant beat. That's my fucking job. Yeah. It's true.

Now Osama bin Laden or just Laden is often an aim given to murderous rogue elephants. The most recent rogue bin Laden is still on the loose as of January 18th, 2026. This rogue elephant killed 22 people in 10 days. He is believed to be currently in Muth. He must be as well as being rogue and only has one task.

Well, like Hitler. He's been killing people by trampling indiscriminately. Apparently he killed four members of the same family. So if you happen to be in Jakond, India and see him run and report him to India's Seal Team 6. Maybe after he's caught, Henry will be able to read his mammoth festo.

Funny funny funny stuff. My only thing is is that I don't know what the wheels are going to do against a giant horny raging elephant. It's a good point. It's a good point. Takes a man who shouldn't elephant in the head.

Yeah.

We'll never catch him though.

He's still on the loose.

He's a regular zodiac killer. That's stupid.

“There's also the incredible story of the elephant from the Odisha state.”

And the Odisha state of India, which is what I'm guessing a rogue elephant or was another elephant fueled with moths and temper and randomly killed an elderly woman named Maya Murmu. Miss Murmu, who was collecting water from a well, minding her own business. And then out of nowhere, this pack of Durham escaped from a local sanctuary. Oh, sorry. Something about Miss Murmu pissed him off and he indiscriminately beat and stomped her to death.

She was taken to a local hospital, but then succumbed to her wounds there. Pretty straightforward elephant murder story, but here comes the fun twist. Then during a public funeral, that very same elephant came back and rampaged the funeral. Picking up her dead body from the funeral potter and slammed and trampled her body again for good measure.

It's simply then left and was never saw again.

He must have hated her. I honestly wanted to know what she did. Well, I mean, I was going to ask you because I recently learned I watched a video on why raccoons can never be domesticated. And they say one of the reasons why is because raccoons are one of the few animals that have a concept of revenge. They don't forget.

So if you fuck up with a dog, like the dog's not going to forget. Yeah, it's just not going to care. But a raccoon will take revenge on you every time do elephants have a concept to revenge.

“You know, elephants never forget or forgive.”

I don't see it being hurt now. And to be burdened under the soul of an elephant, you shouldn't let go. We should learn to forgive move on. I thought that she had wrong because I knew this story before. And I was just like, I was like, she must have done something wrong.

But it just seems like the elephant wanted the water she had.

She was wrong place, wrong time. Yeah. And it was yellow if it's water. Yeah, what she hoarding resources from the elephant. It was a well.

Hmm. So I don't know how long this elephant's trunk was, but maybe maybe you sure help. Maybe you saw her delicately balance in the edge of the well. Maybe you saw a breeze sort of blown through the village and then growing up in her her her, I guess you'd say her ritual garb.

And you could see actually as a pair of brand new shiny painting.

“And maybe he thought, oh well, I should go and enter that woman.”

You never know. You never know. I never know. Sometimes you do. They cure.

We can say that there was no sexual attraction between the elephant.

There's something sexual bumping fascinating of the sheen of panty. You help panty. No, I just love it's contained. Apparently in history, every time an Asian elephant killed someone, it was not the elephant's own lust for murder.

But until the early 20th century, some South Asian cultures used elephants as a form of execution. I didn't know about any of this shit. I actually didn't know about this either. And I'm a bit of a student of execution. This was not really seen often in Africa except around 240 BC in Carthage,

but that's the story for another trunk. Execution by elephant seemed to be a tactic primarily seen in Burma, India, Thailand, and Sri Lanka. Each were similar in the basic fact that elephant big human small elephant crush human. Get done.

But let's not discredit all of them. Each had their own methods of torture and execution by way of elephant. Cool. Do you want to hear him? Yeah.

It stopped their balls. It stopped their head. They're fucking eat their balls. It ate their head. Close.

Wow. I feel like it's also the same as how many executions were applied by horse. Oh, yes. Very much so I imagine that that, but it'd be honest. I bet you that's a little bit even more humane by elephant than by horse.

Yeah, then being ripped apart by four wild horses running in separate directions. Yeah. Damn. I'm going to tell you why it's not. Well, a lot of what we know about elephant executions comes from the captain's log of Alexander Hamilton.

Not Alexander Hamilton the rapper. Oh, my favorite rapper. No, no, no, the Alexander Hamilton was captain for the wonderful East India trading company. Remember those sweethearties? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. He wrote a book. The book was called a new account of the East Indies, which that was very old. He had a couple of entries where Hamilton talked about witnessing execution by elephant.

Here is a quote from his book about the elephant execution.

The witness in Siam currently referred to as Thailand.

For three isn't matter. The elephant is the executioner.

“The condemned person is made fast to stake the elephant into the ground for the purpose.”

And the elephant is brought to view him and goes twice or twice around him. And when the elephant's keeper speaks to the monster's executioner, he tries to trunk round the person in stake and pulling the stake from the ground with great violence. Tosses the man and the stake into the air and then coming down. Repeat him on his teeth and making him off again.

Put one of his four feet on McCockus and squeeze it. Fact. [laughs] It's fun. It's like whatever doesn't catch him.

Throw him up and just catch him out of the teeth and it gets you bounce off. I guess they can just throw him up again. Yeah, just lands on the ground and they does whatever it wants. Wow, that's cool. Yeah.

It's he's still going to get hurt real bad before he dies. I was like this idea too that the sounds all organized and stuff. But it's really just like, elephant just kills the fuck out of this guy. Yeah.

It does bull down to elephant fuck up that guy.

Yeah. Throw some of the air and stop us. All right. Check out this guy. In the early 1600s, getting thrown to the elephant garden was a popular execution

sold out by the very ruthless, yet intriguing Emperor Shangriar. Ooh, Jahangir. Jahangir. Who many said would kill criminals by elephant for his own amusement. That's awesome.

elephant garden, fucking execution, don't. [laughs] I don't think it's the fucking planet.

“That's what I want to do to the government.”

I mean, I mean, at the end of the day, a much execution is entertainment. At least it was for thousands upon thousands of years. In humanity. So whether it's for the education of one man or the education of the masses,

it must be remembered that execution was entertainment. Absolutely.

It was for teaching lessons.

[laughs] They might have people have picnics. Because they had a lot because it does you absorb, well, you're eating sandwich. A little more ketchup, please.

[laughs] Well, Emperor Jahangir loved Jahangir. Jahangir? Jahangir? He ain't alive.

He don't know. [laughs] He's like a vampire, fucking Jahangir. You can suck my fucking mouth. So Emperor Jahangir loved elephants

and had over 113,000 in captivity. 12,000 he used as battle elephants. 1,000 he kept just a fuck as battle elephants and then a 100,000 he used to like carry shit. Then of course he had a couple more

that were highly trained for his public execution. That's his killing elephant. Absolutely, his favorite, I'm sure. Yeah. So since the Emperor was such a connoisseur of elephants

when it came to execution, he wasn't just a crush him and forget him type of dude. He got creative with it. Attaching blades to the elephant's tusks and hooves. Elephants were then taught to rip people,

limb from limb with their sharpened armor. Like fucking dino wars. Dude, it's fucking crazy and terrifying and I love it. I just wonder what it's like to try it. If they don't want to go no more, that's the problem.

The thing is the elephants, because they were like get rewarded, they liked it. For all reports, it seemed like the elephants were having fun. Oh my bad. I bet.

When someone was tossed to the elephant garden, there would be a trainer riding the elephant and command the elephant to kill the ratch. And the elephant would then pick the person up with their trunk throw them in the air and then pal them on their tusks

when they came down. The elephant would then cut the victim in the pieces throwing their limbs into the crowd watching. There was a splash zone? Yes.

It is legend that sometimes Emperor John Geneer would get him back. You can't get him back. You're just fucking mad. Order the elephant to skin people alive.

His staff would then stuff them with hay and feed them to dogs. So that's nice. Everyone but the dog. Yeah.

Because they got all that hay. Yeah. The dog thinks it's going to be eating a dude and he just gets hay. I get some outside skin and then the hay is good for fiber.

I didn't understand why it would stuff him with hay and then the dogs would eat him. Yeah. They didn't make much sense to me. I did again.

We just talked about fun. Yeah. We're just talking about why do people do anything. Yeah. Yeah.

Why did it like Bob Dylan do the fun thing

“when he used to put a cigarette in the Fred's of his guitar?”

It's fun to do. It looks cool. It does look cool. Yeah. I also don't know if the elephants knew how to skin a man alive.

Well, they apparently their hooves had sharp and points on it and they would skin the people. I don't think it was done expertly. I think they had me coming. It wasn't expertly.

But they are surprisingly nimble with their trunks and like if you remember telecom he was able to

Fucking pull out one testicle from that guy's ball.

True. So you know these big animals.

You never know what they're able to do.

You really never know.

“If you remember in our Saints episode, we talked about torture on the wheel.”

Yeah. You know, that's where they would strap you to a whale, break your bones. Be bad. Well, in the 1810s India, there was a report of something similar to the wheel, but with an elephant.

You see, in this instance, the elephant wasn't just the executioner, but the torture as well. The elephant was trained to inflict the most pain possible, all walls did not killing the victim. Elephants were so smart.

They could comprehend where and when to step on a person, while inflicting the most pain. And then when told to finish the person off, it would then step on their organs or their head was placed on a stump in the elephant

would crush it with glee until there was nothing left. I mean, again, if anybody could love their job as much as an elephant love being an executioner, the whole wheel would be better. I mean, at this point, like, is there a, I can't think of any other animal that is trained in the ways of humanity this much.

Like that's trained to kill and not just kill, but to torture and enjoy it. That's incredible.

“I will say probably the closest you'd put to it is dogs.”

Yeah, you'd probably dogs like police dogs, hunting dogs, that are literally designed over time to bite the fuck out of you. But dogs also have such extreme fine control over their mouths, which is why it's such a significant question when you get bit by a dog is if they broke the skin or not,

because that really shows the very distinct difference between an unhinged dog and a knot in, because they actually can control whether or not they're going to break your skin. Yeah, but it's the dog trained for torture. Because this is, this is a torture dog. There's a dog's just trained to eat and attack.

Yeah, yeah, I've never heard of a dog being trained for torture.

I mean, I could car me goes, if there's a sound, if there's a bootcamp, you can't, oh, that's torture. Yeah, that's supposed to. But, I mean, this is something incredible. Because you can't train, you can't train like a gym to do this. If you can't, you tend to always operate a man's mind.

I bet you could train a gym to do this. A young champ. A young champ. A young champ. A one-point champ.

Stop listening to you. You don't have to fucking tits off. You're talking to children for eyeballs out. A lot of elephants are stolen from the wild at like an adult age and are trained at an adult age.

They're easily, not easily, but they can be manipulated. They are very smart, though, one of the smartest mammals in the world. And they have 11 pound brains, which is one of the biggest. Yeah. Which is fucking pretty cool stuff.

That's a lot of jelly. Yeah. There's the story of a slave that killed this bastard and was sentenced to death by elephant. They laid him on the ground and tied three ropes to his legs and arm.

And then those ropes were tied to a ring on the elephant's hind leg. He then walked across a 500-yard field over the course of an hour. Every couple of steps the elephant took it with dislocated limbs from hip or shoulder. His elbows and his knees came out of socket while he was very much awake for the entire process. By the end of the march, the man was covered head to toe and mud and was screaming in unspeakable pain.

Well, that's not unspeakable pain. [laughter] I'm true. Mind of assaulting. Yes. He was screaming in pain.

[laughter] Because he was saying the word "out". Very relaxed. I hear that.

Think about this for a second.

But he was then put out of his misery when the elephant was instructed to step on his head until it was soup. Eventually in the late 19th century, this form of execution ended in India and Sri Lanka. Only when the British found it to be too cruel. Yeah, when the British were telling you to calm down. In this time period, in the late 19th century, yeah, you're going pretty far.

Yeah, I'm very, very far. And there we go.

“I believe, perhaps anything is a bit very big to that.”

My question also. I'm an elephant's cute. [laughter] Oh, I'm not saying anything. I'm not saying anything.

It's one of the cool talents. And also, you can just shoot him. Shoot him next to him. That's not my fault. That's not my fault.

[laughter] I don't like how you make them slaves. [laughter] That's crazy. I don't want them here.

I don't want them here. And how wonderful would be to outfit some human slaves and giant mandibles in order to act my revenge upon others. Oh, now I'm saying entire thought. Well, Elf is where they weren't just executioners. They were also famously used in war, almost as like giant living tanks.

This is something that had been done as early as 6th century BC. Elephants have been used in war by many countries, basically until cannons were invented. Yeah. Famously, Alexander the Great had a fight in army of elephants in India during the battle of High Despice against King Poros of India.

King Poros, he had an army of about 100 elephants, which scared the shit out ...

because most of them had not seen or even heard of the concept of them. Yeah.

“And then they're just on a battlefield and they're coming at you.”

[laughter] You can see like when you look at like any depictions of this, you can kind of see what Peter Jackson and all those guys did. They like, with all the fuck. Oh, yeah.

You start to look and see imagine that you've never seen an elephant.

Well, they've had his horses. They've seen these giant horses. Yeah. With blades in their mouth. [laughter]

And they're like gigantic dick at the front of their face. [laughter] It's a dinosaur. Yeah. It's like having a dinosaur army.

It's incredibly intelligent. Yeah. Somehow, Alexander the Great still won the battle, but love the elephants. Dude was like, yo! I will fucking kill people with elephants too.

[laughter] That shit was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my god for a second life. Well, regardless of his sexual elephant. That's the greatest. I can call him above.

You can say whatever you want to. I think so. You can. [laughter] Good.

Alexander the Great. Ask. Four. Six. [laughter]

Come here. Alexander the Great. What does people like I say? Let me see. Let me see what it says here.

It says not interested. No. Well, he started using the elephants himself. And eventually, they became sort of like a mascot of his. Yeah.

You can watch that shitty Oliver Stone movie. They're in there. I'm pretty sure they were the producers. Yeah. [laughter]

The war elephant concepts started evolving especially after the invention of gunpowder. Eventually, they started covering them in armor and placed archers and musketeers on top of them. Yeah. But once muskets evolved into cannons, bombs, and machine guns, elephants weren't great use and battle, big targets and such. Yeah.

But they never stopped being used in an auxiliary role.

They were simply heavy equipment building bridges, launching ships, and even in World War II were used to perform tasks and regions where... That were problematic for motor vehicles. They couldn't get in there. So they'd have an elephant get in there and pull something out. You know?

I didn't know. No. Those elephants had no idea they were working for the goddamn Nazis man. I think they were on our side. Are they both?

And pretty sure the elephants were ours.

“You should be rumble to do anything with elephants?”

I don't think the Germans ever did anything with elephants. Could they be scared of them? Yeah. I would imagine if there was something like the elephants I would imagine that would probably have been an Indian thing. Like from India, which of course the India at the time was a British colony.

Yes. And the British were allies. I would imagine anything in the elephant of wise was us. Actually the allies were pretty good about it. Like we had a Vogic the Bear.

Yeah. The Pollish had the Bear. Like yeah. We used a lot of animals. Let's just fucking awesome.

The Italians used fish. Useless. God damn.

We never used an old fish on a fly.