Episode 675: Breatharianism

This is the last time on the level.

Let's go to the cannon for some started. [MUSIC PLAYING] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There we go. OK, let's go to your--

[MUSIC PLAYING] [SIGHS] Hope you guys haven't had lunch. It's hot. Because I need you skinny as fuck to listen to this episode.

All right, I don't want any-- OK, this is not one of those E and Lesson episodes, man. No. Because it defeats the whole purpose. You're fucking gunking up your pituitary glands

with all your sugars. You're gunking up your spiritual channels with all of your gravy.

“And for that, I wish, honestly, you should die”

and be restarted. Wait, one of those Eton listened to episodes, which episodes do we have that are specifically for eating? Uh, I guess the dolls-- Yeah, right?

I hope the dolls, I can use a couple of chips, sir. OK, I can eat during Batavia. I can eat during certain season. You can have to. Yeah.

But all the nutmeg-- [LAUGHTER] I was going to run before. I want a cookie. I can eat during the black nalia for a while

for a lot of parts of it for a bit. Welcome to the last podcast on the left, ladies, and gentleman, my name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with the man who's taking the helm today. It's in Reza Brousky.

What's that crack, crack the whip today? I'm the cracker. I'm the cracker, I'm the cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker, cracker.

“And we have, of course, the honky at Larson.”

What's up, everybody? How did you do that? I'm just a honky. I love your honky voice. Yeah, I'm having a great time being honky.

Every day is wonderful. And I've gotten certain successes in life just for being a honky. Good Brad, you're like a honky. As we will see, so have some of these subjects of today's podcast.

Today have also because I have found the ones that did get punished at least. Well, we're the skinny white women. No, no, no, no. Always.

Yeah, because I have assumed breatherianism. You're like, it would have naturally be fat people. Because they breathe so heavy. See, the pop man is that skinny people. People listen to the show they hear, man.

Yeah. Easier for skinny people to stay skinny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. As far as I'm concerned, and it's easier for them to breathe. It is.

And that's essential. It is quite easy for me to breathe. I breathe a lot. Yeah, I breathe every day. Oh, every day.

Yeah, I can't sleep on my back. I've been fasting on breathing recently by just, you can just hope and I keep going. But I want to be greedy. Obviously, I'm not spiritually pure enough to get it going.

So today's episode is about a topic that I've always been very fascinated

by. And I can't, I found out some very interesting things follow along with me. It's extremely stupid yet deadly topic. Then is in. That's right.

You heard it directly from the portley horses mouth. The epicurian arts. Once one of the pillars of human creative expression are now designated back to the world of the slavently, the perverted, the morally weak and the homosexual. Hey.

Yep. I always thought I'd have a curian and do it with horses. No, no, no, no. The extreme weight loss of Lizzo and John Popper to Jonah Hill to Ariana Grande and Kelly Osborne all the way to the vice president himself who lost 20 pounds so he could

fuck a hammock without it collapsing into the mud makes it clear that body positive movement has finally succumbed to heart disease in 2026. Wow. And it did not last long did it. No.

I'm going to say in 18 months. It lasted.

“But do any of these posties I just mentioned have the strength to give up food altogether?”

Only time will tell. Ariana Grande was already skinny. She didn't got extra skinny ear. I know, but that could have only been like 10 pounds. She looks like she's been, she's been, she's been, say, being saved for a long trip in

the old West. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Many cult leaders, they've led their flock into dangerous, uncharacteristic behavior before, whether

it's to fight their local governments, molesting all the women and children they see, or mat suicide. Is that suicide in the church? Yes. It's a particularly pernicious ability, though, to convince a person to the actively starving

yourself of food and water is making you healthier.

Especially as you watch yourself waste away our by our day by day until you finally die

on her rific death of your organs turning into fruit leather.

without food or water.

“The concept is so debunked, I have no idea how it continues to exist, but it does.”

You know, it's crazy.

I thought, first, the long time, I thought pertherianism was a transmitter politics

in joke. Because they show up and when Spattered Jerusalem goes to the religion convention, there is a couple of panels where it shows like a pertherian. I was like, oh, yeah, that's so stupid. Wow, that's a really stupid religion.

I had no idea it was real. It's big, and it continues to grow weirdly enough. There's guys, offshoots, it's just every single person has sort of jumped off the platform from the last one. As far as cults go, on first glance, it seems like the cheapest.

It's the pure correct, the right, because all you got to do is buy that little book. Yeah. So there have been at least five deaths that can be traced directly back to the malicious tamarings of some woman named Ellen. And like many of the cookie ideas that find themselves covered here last podcast on the left,

the term pertherianism has an innocent beginning. The term itself was coined by comedian and human rights activist Dick Gregory. And his book, Dick Gregory's natural diet for folks who eat cooking with mother nature, where pertherianism is used as a pretty good punchline. The book is considered a, it's a classic in the world of new age thinking and practitioners

of a raw food diet.

People with amazing skin who smell like turtle farts.

Oh, Dick Gregory, huh. Yeah, right? Wow. In his book, Gregory says shitty food is another symptom of the systemic injustice of the United States.

More people are given bad food to keep the malnourished, keeping them too weak to question their station in life. And if they can't stop the food access, they stop education on the subject altogether and leave people to be manipulated by the corporations. True.

Absolutely true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gregory believed part of the responsibility of being a human is it be cognizant

of what goes in your body. He advocated for eating as close to a raw diet as possible. In his book, he provided a description of a spectrum of lifestyles. Omnivorism on one side made Nielite damn near anything and on the other end, etherianism, which basically means being so uptight about what you're eating, you only suck on breath.

All right. Funny shit. But only the deeply stupid or deluded or maybe even evil would believe that that was a real concept. Yeah.

Yeah. So where did he stand on food? Did he like it? Did he hate it? Oh, yeah.

Of course.

“Is that you should eat as many, would they call whole foods as you can?”

Like eat like when you can instead of like eating, having a juice, eat the fruit instead of having like cooked, instead of like eating, cooked meat, try to have raw vegetables to your full and then have a little bit of meat. Yeah. My two healthiest friends carry in a call.

They're all nuts. Like, I mean, they're insane. They're insane. They're the eat. They only eat nuts.

They also got nuts on their pockets. Yeah. They're just quarrels. That's a skinny person's way of getting fat. But they are fucking healthy.

Hot. Both of them. Good. Those are people who count their nuts. Yeah.

They do. But that's the thing. Normal people like us. I don't count nuts. And he eat nuts.

Yeah. Those people know exactly the number of nuts. Yeah. They're eating it. They are a little crazy.

But they are definitely no question about it. The most healthy people in my life. They're going to live the 200. Yeah. They're counting nuts.

Yeah. They got a new couch because they're like the fabric. It's plastic. And I was like, got it. Yeah.

They're fucking doing nuts. I get it. I get it. But the sun itself is going to kill us. Yeah.

California. The counter, too. Yeah.

“With, honestly, I hope more girls do violence since 2027.”

California, Conman, Wiley Brooks would be the first to take perthering as them seriously,

at least into a TV camera. He's got the look of a guy who'd go down on your grandmother while she's in a coma. Might be nice. He knows. He, you know, they don't go to sleep.

You gotta wake her up. They stay awake. Wiley Brooks was determined to make himself famous. His fake biography begins in New York City where he was born. Little is known about his early childhood, but he claimed he was the sound engineer for Jimmy

Hendrix and Led Zeppelin by his late teens. Yeah. That was the same sort of claim that was made by the Montag Project guy every time. Yeah. They just, they're like nobody cares about the sound guy.

That's friends with Mark Hamill. They all know me. Shockingly, the Daily Mail that reported the story also came clean saying there is no evidence of proves that this man ever said foot in a sound studio. Wiley is stated his past lives include Adam, Zeus, Dinoch, Yeshua, that's the Jewish

Jesus. Okay. Joshua, Elijah, John the Baptist, and Saint Francis of Assisi, Kathumi, Balthazar, who's

Agra, India, Joseph Smith, and William O'Halland. That was his previous life before his current one was the guy who brought water to Los Angeles. Yep. Wow.

Also, I will say only two of those guys got last names.

“That's how you know, they are lying to you.”

Yeah.

So he claims that he is the first man in history.

No, all of us, all of us are the first man if you believe in the Bible correctly. Sure. All of us are related to Adam. I mean, he's not saying anything really there. Yeah.

Well, he doesn't. But he's been reincarnated. Yeah. So he has the same soul as Adam. No one's ever reincarnated as the Ice Cream Man.

No. We go. We can talk about this. Never. It's never like, yeah.

I guess I was some guy named Moor Bumbleton, so what's going to pick up the garbage? Yep. Yeah. Somebody does.

Yeah. Where are all the Chinese peasants? They're wrong. They're not on here. There's so many of them.

Yeah. America discovered Wiley in 1980.

When my man dead lifted 1,100 pounds on an ABC show called That's Incredible.

It was during this appearance that he first publicly claimed that he had neat and a thing for 17 years. Wiley Brooks looked apart. He was slick. Get a tight muscular body.

He was 45 years old and he could lift over 1,000 pounds. He claimed he might have maybe had a couple of glasses of water here and there. Maybe some juice. No one needed an hour of sleep and not only that, he claimed that he could help you. Get the same result.

Take my money. How? I showed you that. You just don't eat anything. Well, I say no nuts.

No. Not a single one. And when you get to have the juice, like on Christmas, there's a whole process. All right. Slowly.

Spring.

“I actually would be nice during the winter time because then you need to sugars”

to stay warm.

Unfortunately, Wiley quickly faded out of the spotlight because who gives a shit about

just some guy lying on television. But his physical feats caught the eye of floppy headed, tiny train obsessive Tom Snyder, who book Wiley and his late night talk show, which effectively pulled him out of obscurity and gave him a massive platform to solidify his con on a trusted news program. Did you know that about Tom Snyder and his obsession with tiny trains?

I didn't know he was a tiny train man. He actually quit his job hosting when they wanted to bring him back to, he was going to replace. I think Craig Ferguson, they were going to do bring him all the way back. He said, no, unfortunately I'm too busy with my little trains.

Yeah. Yes. Living the dream. God. Living the dream.

What age do you think he'll be only Lionel trains? Because see this happening too. 63. Yeah. And with his little conductor hat on, when you get the hat, we'll have a talk.

Okay. Well, not going to listen but we can have a talk, of course not, because that's already been decided. I am God of this little world. Quiet.

I'm painting my post office. All right. Don't worry. I'm just having sex with all the staff again. Now according to Wiley, Ed, the human body, when it's in perfect harmony with itself

and nature, is a perfect precarion. This actually, this language comes from the information you receive when he was downloaded to Earth from the Fifth Dimension. I'm just telling you what I was told. The Fifth Dimension.

Yeah. There's a lot of Fifth Dimension talk from Wiley Brooks. Yeah. Well, maybe he dimensioned anymore. Yeah.

Well, you said, he doesn't. You're right. Is that a bank called the Fifth Dimension? Oh, sir. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There's also a John Keel book called the Fifth Dimension. Sure. Brooks argued that.

Oh, the constituents that we need are taken from the air. We breathe and the fact that there is only one thing that keeps the human body alive and that is breathing. In other words, eating isn't a quiet habit. And it's hard to shake.

And it makes you go bald. What? Yep. That's my problem. Wiley invented this new food-free lifestyle as a way to turn back his biological clock

and grow back the lustrous mane of his youth. He didn't understand why we got worse as we got older. We should only get better, wiser, sexier. Sure. So he has no understanding of like cellular biology or anything of that nature.

Wiley knows nothing for sure. Yeah. He did not go to school. Every single thing is Wiley shooting from the hip. Yeah.

His science is off of vibes. Yeah. Oh, very much so. There's all vibes and vibes. Are yellow.

“Now, when time asks him, what about the babies, Wiley?”

Why do they need breast milk? Turns out, if the mother is a profarian and doesn't need for two, the child is born without the need for food from the get. Because it would be dead. Yeah.

Yeah.

They don't need to be fed. Right. In Tripod Journalist Tom Snyder, he didn't stop there. In reference to the troubles of Ireland and timely reports of IRA soldiers dying during hunger protests in jail, Tom asks the super-purpose question, what's the difference between

britharianism and extreme political hunger strikes? And it's simple as heck, I bet. According to Wiley, there's a big difference in a man stopping to eat, who's trying to kill himself and a person who's not eating because he's trying to improve his health. So the health.

So people who died during hunger strikes, they're not breathing, right? No. No. It's because they want to die. Oh, it's about intention.

You have a talk to an Irishman, very sad, very emotional, the hungry is on him. Right. He needed to die.

That's, they got to get past the first layer of being irritated.

And okay. That does explain the potato famine. Oh, yeah. It was voluntary. Yeah.

This was all in the ocean. No. We hate eating. We said. No.

All of this is great publicity for the movement. Sure. Very deeply idiotic and harmful, fritharianism obviously is after this appearance. He amassed the solid group of followers. He created the fritharianism Institute.

And at 500 bucks ahead, he began teaching classes on how not to eat. That's $500. $1980. Oh, yeah.

“First of all, he said you can't quit food called turkey, but you have to start fasting for periods”

at a time. Right.

Last step is to clean your blood by eating foods with what Wiley called yellow vibrational

energy. Oh, yeah. This encompassed everything from grapefruit, papayas, and chicken, to haganos, rum raisin ice cream, as long as it's yellow. Is rum raisin ice cream yellow?

Yeah, I don't need it that often. I very rarely use it as like a swatch. Chicken's not yellow. Yeah. So it's just yellow vibrational energy.

So it's anything that he decides has yellow vibrational energy. We'll do it. Look at the soda. Chicken skin has yellow. Yeah.

That has yellow. Great fruit. Not yellow. Well, you know how excited is that's kind of like an orange-y yellow. Let's say Wiley was just shooting the hippo-ganir rum raisin looking pretty yellow.

It's kind of yellow. It's not a beige. I would have won a butter scotch. You know what's yellow? Bananas.

Bananas yellow. Good. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see.

I don't want to talk about the fact that they're trying to take bananas from us. They're calling them dessert. If bananas are dessert, I'm going to fucking blow my brains out. There's a lot of sugar in them. Yeah.

Well, fucking. It's a fruit. If I can't eat fruit, we're fucked. Oh, yeah. They also put the ass in potassium.

You know what I'm saying? You shouldn't have to think about it. It's quite good for you, actually. I see years past and Wiley grew in popularity. The techniques of fritharianism would more than change.

Many came to believe Wiley just happened like yellow food, which is why he made it the key to health. In 1983, Wiley's sidepiece and co-founder of the Institute, Level Luffler exposed Wiley's lies to the press. She told the San Bernardino County son that, quote, "The man loves Colonel Sanders."

And could eat a dozen donuts in a single sitting.

“She told United Press International, the truth is, he sneaks in the 7/11 fast food”

place. Yes, the alarm place is a little open late to the night, because many students joked about seeing him exiting a 7/11 with chili and hot dogs. This is for my mother. Why you making your mommy?

That's not your mom. I thought you want to believe it. That your mom would be healthy not eat. I'm trying to kill the bitch. Oh, man.

Then I see. See, Wiley was unfazed.

Basically, he said, "So what if I eat?

I don't have to. I just do it because I want to." This hurt Wiley's cause. He would basically disappear into the mess during the '80s, but that did not end the Institute.

It's so busy. I'm just appearing in the house. So for him, the treated eating masturbation, basically, I don't have to do what I just wanted to do. I got to do it every once in a while.

Yeah, sure. It's fun. This is that people got to eat. Yeah. And the more you do that, and he'd like to eat.

So he just figured, you know what, they already like me. They eat like Wiley. So we're just going to keep going with Wiley because he would relocate the center several times. Each time the philosophy was subtly changed.

And by 1993, food was no longer the enemy.

“You need to eat foods with a 5D vibration in order to make changes in your 3D body.”

You are what you eat, and if you eat 5D foods, you become more 5D. It's that simple. Okay. Become 5D.

he ate a bunch of Twinkies covered in honey, because he liked that help him.

Right? Now with that balances energies. Yeah. All that yellow.

“I'm also guessing why he says like he smoked a lot of f*cking weeds.”

Yeah. Yeah. He had to miss her. I'm not at so much better in the age of postmates. Oh, my god.

Wiley should have his own ghost kitchen. Yeah. Yeah. Food. Go.

Yeah. Because this is, it just sounds like it, because that's one fun thing about L.A. is that there are tons of like, munchy delivery places. Yeah. Yeah.

But you could get like 6 Twinkies covered in honey. It's pretty great. Yeah. That is what we've mastered here. Not all the healthcare.

But no. I've got that going. Now, towards the end of his life, Wiley spent the majority of his time at McDonald's. His meditations revealed all Mickey D's are built in sacred ritual sites protected by entities from the fifth dimension.

“Wiley now believes that most spiritually perfect meal is the McDonald's double quarter pound”

or cheeseburger meal with a large die of coke. And I can hear you already. Here you. I hear you. But Henry, they're legally forbidden to sell the WQPWC in our county because it's

for worms. Well, don't worry. You fucking idiot because according to Wiley, it is also acceptable to combine two quarter pounders with cheeseburgers to make one double quarter pounder if you can't get the double quarter pounder with cheese where you live.

I'm crying. I don't know what I was going to fucking do.

Now, finally, breath there.

Really, Wiley's version for his breatharian institute technically exists to this day, the website still active. The last writings are somehow about pen trails, but he has a $100,000 lifetime membership that you can purchase. He died in 2016.

Okay. That his son keeps it up. And there's still there's apparently a giant membership that you could be. It's $100,000, but you can just pay a 10K kid, like, little big in order to pay it off over time.

And you can find him with all bunch of stuff, but I'm just not going to do that. No, I'm not going to give him this money. I don't care how fat I get. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to give him this money.

I don't care how fat I get. Sometimes the dumbest ideas in the world manage to spread, despite itself. And now this one morphed to lean and mean living on light, pronic buffet led by a fake Indian woman who's teachings would directly kill three people living on light. Living on light.

What's a pronic buffet? That is what you'll see. You're going to get so full. You're going to forget to eat. I'm guessing it's all krill.

It's krill an instant smoke. Born Ellen Grief in Brisbane, Australia. She was a normal Norwegian ass white woman. Her website says she maintain a vegetarian focus from childhood, studying what she called Chai in the 1960s and a Vedic meditation from 1974 which led to her, which

she's a periodic fasting from time to time, but also telepathic abilities. Sure. There are a lot of monks who can like Buddhist monks who can go a very long time without food or water. Esthetics, but no, food.

Food. Food. Food. They also don't do nothing. Isn't it cheap?

Yes. You're correct. I thought it was. She calls it Chai. Oh, it is.

She's a moron. It is. I was trying to figure it out. No, it is. It is.

She calls it Chai. Chai. Chai. Chai. Yeah, I tea.

Maybe that's how she got confused. She's a moron. She's a hungry moron. She's meant to be good. And that's the worst kind of moron.

Honestly, when I'm hungry, you don't want to fucking I don't think I'm hungry right now. I didn't need breakfast for this.

“That's why I was UKed when I came in, but now I'm feeling it.”

I feel the buzz for the buzz. You're looking more yellow. Yeah. That's my liver of shutting down. She's meant to be getting a very professional life in business and management and sales.

Her success obviously fueled according to her by telepathy and obviously no lunch breaks. Yeah. That's an extra hour. Oh yeah.

Her slippery slope into becoming an astral being began as she combined her love of fake psychic abilities and corporate package. Around 1992, she began selling access to courses. She was on meditation and energy healing by 1993, her spiritual awakening struck.

During her first, what she called a prana initiation, she met the, so follow me on this.

Correct. She met the actual form of the ghost of count of Gregory, who is a mystic from the 1800s who claimed to be 500 years old. He loved opium. What he said was, she could eat prana rather than ordinary food.

energy. Okay. It's yoga shit. I don't know that. It's life force.

It's like it's like Chi or fucking org on and all that kind of stuff.

Yeah. Ghosts have ages? Yes. Unfortunately, it's fucking me up. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking about that myself. Yeah. You're that age.

You said, like, when you died, you become a ghost. Are you zero again? I view your age when you die. So you keep going. No.

You just are forever when you die next year, you'll be forever 45. So he died at 500. And now he's a ghost. That's what he says. Yeah, because that does it because if he died in the 1800s, he wouldn't be 500.

He was from the 1300s, he was born in 1300s.

Okay, lives to the 1800s, quote, unquote, died. He lied about all of that. None of that is true. He also isn't real, because he's a ghost. Well, in her version, but the counter Gregory was a real guy.

Okay. But who lied about being 500 years old? Okay. You should look his story. Again, that's one of those, there's like three different side quests we could take as an

entire podcast here. And we just, I won't do that to us. I'm a counter Gregory's a whole other alice to proudly light from a different time period.

“You sure this not 500 Gregory's that we're counting?”

Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory.

Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory.

Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. Ask Gregory. There he is. There's bread.

Now, she claimed at this moment her DNA expanded from two to twelve strands to take up more

hydrogen. The extra strands of DNA. They have not been scientifically verified, because she was actually offered 30,000 dollars. To prove her claim with the blood, and Ellen said, "Please, Marcus, if you would. You can't be used to be of a trilogy and gender and Marcus gave."

That's how she got your fucking ass. Yeah. This inspired her to open a self empowerment economy in Australia, with an emphasis on what she called personal mastery, and anybody who's ever had an eating disorder knows exactly what's coming.

Yeah. Okay. You said eating disorder, but you wrote E.D. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Because there is no personal mastery when you have rectile dysfunction. Most people with eating disorders also have erectile dysfunction, I should know, because that spells mine. I love how it's symbols for two horrible things.

“When I think happened, honestly, is she connected with Wiley, because she admitted”

they had been pen pals. This might have helped spire this move in expansion DNA strands. He had been to nutrition for all magical transformations. She can't just be Ellen anymore. Right?

Ellen's make you eat. You know, Ellen say, "Wanna top off honey?" Yeah. How's your coffee? Hi, coffee.

How you doing? How about you looking hungry? That's what an Ellen says. Right? This is when she would transform, and legally change her name to the ethnically ambiguous

Jazmoheen. Now, there's my skinny queen. Yeah. Yeah. By 1998, she wrote the Bible.

For everybody who can't stand any moment of pleasure in this existence. Living on light, a source of nutrition for the new millennium. She didn't will any him. Now it would have been fun. The core premise of living on light is that human beings do not have to be nourished only through

food. She claims that the body comes to stand by light or prana, or divine energy, or universal life energy, depending on who you're talking to at the candle store. So why did we think that eating is some sort of demonic plot? So eating has been put into us by government.

It is a human-made affection. That we give him because we're weak. Okay. And we're addicted to food. So before civilization, all humans were just walking around breathing.

We're all just solar panels.

“That's why when you took the apple, everything's been fluxed since then.”

Yeah. She started the eating shit because she was angry. And Adam's like, oh, eat something. So you're going to achieve according to Jazmoheen. You're going to achieve a state of physical immortality.

She boldly claims, which is mom, what she said, freedom from fear of death or even death because she literally says death is good. But it does mean that you can choose to die. Okay. Go within become a quote, natural consequence of everything.

Most of these ideas were plagiarized by other sources.

She quoted many of what she called the great immortalists like Babaji, who swore he was a thousand years old.

“And they count to Gregory that had brought up with swore.”

He was 500 years old. She even managed to con 20th century American mystic Edgar Casey from beyond the grave. Edgar Casey and the arturians are another, we could just take that for a bucket. That's an hour.

Yeah. But for now, we'll leave it to the extremely simple paradigm explanation. Jazmoheen said she communed with Edgar on the astral plane, got telepathic permission and said, Ed, I could ghost to speak to the arturians who are benevolent, alien race devoted to the peace and prosperity of humankind.

And then the leader of the arturians gave her the process to live on light. Simple. Wait. So. Alright.

So Edgar's the arturians manager. Yeah. I'll use their booker. No, I get that. I get that.

“I'm just trying to figure out the timelines.”

So we used to be able to absorb with life, but we forgot how to do it. Yeah. And then the Atlanteans all died and then now they've decided the, those that govern our bodies. And here in government, human society, the alien watchers that watch us and make sure they're all okay.

They now know we can't have all of the tools at once or we kill ourselves. Yeah. Okay. And now the lumerians are the kings of stomp clap music. That's the libertarians and the libertines.

Live it on light. The book outlines the 21 day process. One must undergo to achieve true chronic singularity, which leads to self-nourishment from the energies of the universe.

She underwent according to the very first one in 1993, and she said as long as you trust the

process, meditate in journal, you too can change your race legally. The top of the book. It's a nice plexigor derr. She slowly lowers you into the warm, salty broth of her congame. 21 day process is not about fasting.

It's about tuning into higher vibrational levels, which allow us to be sustained for cosmic law. It's not about fasting. That's where you guys all have it wrong. It's not not eating because you're eating.

It's your eating light and chronic energy. So you are eating. Yeah. You're eating faster. So much faster.

You don't even use your fucking mouth. Yeah. You just do it. I guess you would hate it. I don't know.

So she's like the Australian Rachel Dozel. If she just kept it to race like chain transformation, I honestly, I celebrate her. No, Jasmine Heen says that no one's certain terms, though, that many of us would not make the cut.

Not just anybody can live on light. Only the most special and dedicated. Or even if you are super dedicated, you could be super dedicated. But you might not know that you're acting from ego or to attached to food. And that's why you starve to death.

Okay. So I want to lead some selections from living on light. We're going to have Marcus here. Jasmine Heen, let's get into the head space. So you can really see just how clear these instructions are.

The first three days. Your process begins at midnight. And from this time on, there will be no more food and nothing to drink for the next seven days. This is a quiet time to settle in. Meditate whatever that means to you and stay with yourself.

On the second day, you may find there's pain in the kidney area.

Lower spine and a thighs. Being with that liquids to flush the kidneys may cause some discomfort or headache. Toxens can have been released. And so the body will not have been flushed out. And this takes time.

You may find you're urinating a lot. And there may be a burning sensation for a short time. Do not be concerned with your bowels as they may not empty as quickly as you think they should. Your body may feel weak and shaky. So have a stool in the shower for support.

If this is the case, have your care and give it around to help. Your divine self is guiding you. You are safe and protect yourself.

“All you need to do is surrender to the process.”

You may wish to speak to the angels as they will assist you. During the day, you may feel really thirsty. So be aware, but do not get in as you will only prolong the process

and postpone your first drink on the seventh day.

You can drink one small glass of juice very slowly. I mean, that makes sense. And because if you just chug it, you'll fucking shoot it out your ass. You know, you've got to take a drink that juice very slow. You're right.

I will say that is the one part of all of this that I think that she's going to come out. The process is a lot of trial and error.

The promise by then you're normally dead.

Yeah. Well, it's the end they showed up to the camps. You know, and they couldn't just feed everybody immediately because they were starving. Like, listen, if we feed everyone in the camps right now, then they'll die just because they're not ready. They're not used to eating food, but it was so hard not to get them food because they're so skinny to feel by form.

“But if you want to have them, they would have died that way.”

And that's why we hit them with the milk shake hose. So here's the eighth to 14th day. Food is something that is no longer part of your reality because your reality is no longer that of what it was. Okay. Should you be bombarded by thought projections from an external source?

That being negative. Then you must find a way to occupy the mind with something more peaceful. Your logical mind and ego slash person. Now deep may be out of control at this time. You are completely safe of this.

There is no doubt. So please do not give negativity any credence whatsoever. See, from there, you're essentially close to the end. Slowly swishing Saspirilla around your mouth and spinning it out. Good to noon to remind yourself, you don't eat now.

During this time period though, you are allowed to watch TV again.

So at least you can catch up on your stories.

So you can't even watch TV? No, silence. You're supposed to do all of this again. Please silence. What a bitch.

You're right. I don't know. Just take my TV. Yeah, dude. You're going to have nothing because commercials.

Food. Oh, I'm hungry. What music? Oh, food. Oh, I'm hungry.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Fuck, yeah. Eat it every song. Yeah, thank you.

I've been out of the food. Oh, my God. I'm hungry. You're thinking about it. Okay.

Hot chocolate. No. Damn. I got to listen to some music. I don't know.

I've already seen you eat in your records. And 21 days later, boom, you're healed. Now ask yourself, what do I want to do with all this time that I now have that you spent eating and now I'm not eating. For me, here on out, you have freedom from food permanently.

“Now, you can eat food only if you want to eat food, like jazz moving in.”

Her daughter stated that several times in her presence, you watched her mother eat cookies. Yes. Because I'm free to eat them. I'm afraid to eat it. Is that you?

The fun? Just like whiley. Yeah. Now, there are at least three records. Three deaths on the record for practitioners of jazz,

movies, specific brand of Anatia, who knows how many undocumented? Because one of the more interesting points is that each one of these victims helped a very careful diary of their descent. So we have an hour by hour breakdown of events that unfolded directly leading to their demise. Fun.

Yeah. See, Verity Lynn was an Australian-born woman living in Scotland in her late 40s. She was found semi-naked in the elements near her tent while camped out in the house. Next, her was a copy of Living on Light, an her diary that logged her attempt at the 21-day process.

The police did not release its contents. We know it was updated sporadically. Investigators determined she died of geohydration. Oh. Kind of like into the wild.

Yes. Very much so like into the wild. But that was, that was his stupidity without guidance. Because God remember the reason why I'm thinking to understand is they will get into why this kills you so quickly.

But these guys are all dying. It's the key. It's not drinking for seven days. Yeah. Yeah.

You die of dehydration before you die of starvation every time. You can die in like three days from dehydration. Timo Dagan. He was a 31-year-old kindergarten teacher from Unic Germany. It's cheaper than other kindergarten teachers.

Because Timo. Yes. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.

He's dead. No. He got involved with breathing as a more than likely with his research into neural linguistic programming and LP therapy. Oh, yeah.

LP is a controversial therapeutic practice. His base concept is to change the words you use to shape your, you change the words you use to shape your feelings that shape your actions that shape your life. No negative self-taught because when you say bad things about yourself, it becomes real. My therapist called this magical thinking and say bad Henry.

Bad Henry. Stop it. No Henry. He is too much. He has.

We have a, we sign a contract. Yeah. Now, it can get kind of called de-parently with NLP. And some people think it's horseshit. I know when I searched NLP therapy, the first thing I saw was a video of Toni Robbins,

screaming through his giant shred clips.

But honestly, I also know you never know what helps people.

And I'm sure it has plenty of people. It's work before you can email me. Just understand. I understand. But the two philosophies definitely share similar gene pools.

And sometimes when you're fishing in the new age waters,

“sometimes you land a fresh that you should have thrown back.”

Yeah. Yeah. This plenty of places. There's plenty of new age things that can actually kill you.

Yeah.

Worked for James Vanderbeek.

Yeah. Did it, didn't it? And Steve Jobs. He's doing great. Yeah.

That's like, oh, it is. You know what he's about, doctors? Fuck 'em. Yeah. Right?

Fucking square days.

“Fucking losers going to school for a fucking like a decade.”

Yeah. You fucking nerd. Yeah. Fuck John's Hopkins. I'm going to.

Sedona, Arizona. Yeah. I talked to a lady named Alan. Yeah. I was in Sedona recently.

And I learned a lot about crystals. And apparently, this is true. The bigger the crystal you buy, the dumber you are. Correct. Did you take a driver's license from you?

The Temos roommate Renata Cougleman. Convermed that he began the 21 day program in early March 1997. Temos also kept a diary documenting his experience attempting the 21 day process. His first entry is dated March 12th, 1997. The first day was something to drink.

I have never felt so miserable and weak in my life.

I can barely see. That's him day. He was discovered by his roommate unconscious. I was at Werner Herzog. Yes.

The first day. I would kill clouds if I could. Then they came and they said to me, "The tribe, they offered me his head."

“I said, "Now we still have three weeks of filming."”

I could see Werner trying us for exactly 40 hours. Yeah. Yeah. I have conquered. It's not drinking.

I do not know any more ways for this to benefit me. I have received the benefits. Thank you, Des Moines. Now I'm going to call up Earl Morris going for a cheeseburger. Going for cheeseburger.

See the same day, he was discovered by his roommate unconscious. You drove him to the emergency room. Apparently his circulatory system collapsed. And the majority of his organs were failing due to severe dehydration. The last month of his life was a total fucking nightmare.

For three weeks he lay in a semi-vegetative state. When he was awake, he was racked with seizures. Somehow, he still refused to eat. They would press food with lips and he would violently snap his face away. More than likely they dropped a nutrient line into his body,

so he did not die of dehydration. He had a massive seizure. When he fell off the bed, cracking his head open on the tile. He died of injuries to the brain. You know, I'd say the brighter side of this is that when he fell off the bed,

he was probably a lot lighter to pick back up than the other patients. And I think it's really nice. He felt like a maple leaf. Like a snow, very beautiful. That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

You just get a janitor and just sweep them away. It's blowing on a trashcan. You see, guys, I hate this pregnancy, but not drink and water is really bad for you. Fasting from food in and up itself.

It can be harmless and even healthy when done correctly. But I look this up. I don't think anybody says the fast from liquids. Quite the opposite.

“I think that liquids are a big part of fasting.”

Yeah. Like even if it's just like a different liquid, you're still made water on liquid. Humans can live without food for weeks at a time. Without drinking water,

you can die in a couple of days, meaning like three days, you can go on by tea most horrific death. Now, if dehydration can kill you in three days, but old mouhaines living on light

is asking for seven, somebody's math might be wrong. It's dying of dehydration is extremely unpleasant. After 12 hours of no water, some people's tongues swell so bad they can barely talk.

After 20, your urine becomes as brown as a hot fresh mug of spring-heeled jack. Oh, yeah. Go check it out.

Ask me on zacafi.com. Wonderful coffee. But if it's your urine, you're in trouble. Yeah, so the people who goes boo boo.

It does. At 48 hours, you feel weak shaky, dizzy when standing, chilled, cold,

what's nauseated, headache, cramped, constipated. I love that radiohead song.

[laughter] At 72 hours, you start to see shit. It's not there. Can't concentrate.

You get strangely calm and widely agitated.

And finally, you begin to feel confused.

Confusion is an extremely bad sign because that means your brain's drying out. You begin eventually to not even feel thirsty anymore. The last two days of your life are spent spewing black gunk out of your caked up mouth

as your kidneys and liver shut down. We call this the true crime biz. Get raisin'. Yeah. [laughter]

Our last confirmed victim. Now this is truly the most harrowing of the mall. Our last confirmed victim was Lonnie Morris, a 53-old woman from Melbourne, Australia. She was another deeply spiritual person seeking answers

from every corner of New Age, Chicanery,

After reading living on light,

Lonnie met Jim Vadim Beznak and his wife, Yugenia Beznak, a Brisbane area couple, who believed in Jasmine Heen, and the mall met an online chat room devoted

to paternism. Jim and Yugenia claim to have led 30 people through the 21-day process. And believing this line of utter horseshit, Lonnie flew to meet the couple in Queensland

to get skinny with it. Hey. Jenny would later say that she was nervous about Lonnie, despite their previous experience with success, because she said she might already not be ready.

Yeah. I want to put this here right now. Anybody who says this is a key of this whole thing. This is an MLM of lies, like it's turtles all the way down,

because anybody who says they went through the 21-day process has to be lying, because if you do the 21-day process to the letter, you die. You die.

It's day five. Four. There's four day five. Yeah. You're dead.

You know,

I've been thinking lately about the similarities

between Americans and Australians, and this is the same, like it does seem like as both as former British colonies. You know, the brits don't get into the new age shit as much as we do,

but are true. But Australians and Americans love this shit. I don't think they get fucking caught up.

“I think it's 'cause our countries are newer.”

Yeah. And we are more subjected to this type of thought. We are based, like even a more specially American. Australians look up to Australia,

it looks up to America, and many ways, and America loves novelty. Yeah. And we love the idea of something that will make you better than everybody else faster than that.

Yeah. You know, faster than them. Like a goal is to be better than everybody else, and to feel better than everybody else. Yeah.

And for two and a half centuries, we've been told those fuckers that go each shit. Yeah. And they love vegetables. Yeah, they do.

And it works. I'll Australians, you know, that's probably easier to be a breatherian than Australia, because without realizing it, every night spiders just crawl in your mouth and eat them.

Yeah, because you're getting food. You're getting food. So this is a part of a study in mentioned beginning, but it's true. They've just had a little team.

They want you to have caretakers that take you through the process. It's mentioned casually in living on light. To do the 21-day process, Jasmine Heen recommends having a caregiver,

and a clarity-giver. One helping you with the fast, and the other, a quote-unquote professional, who's already completed the process successfully, which means they're lying.

Third or sixth research shows Jasmine Heen

didn't just steal the idea of the spiritual system, breatherianism from a sex cult, but she also stole the actual methodology of the 21-day process. From one of the caregivers she worked with, by her name was Sharmeen Harley,

and she said she had to wonder underwent the process, which Jasmine Heen, with others in June of 1994. So essentially she stole all this from her. Okay, where's it?

Who's the sex cult? That's the part of the people that now worship the octurians,

“which I believe are the people she spoke to”

when she said she spoke to aliens. Okay, so the alien sex cult. That actually, I haven't seen that very often. You're the aliens? Yeah, yeah.

Is the aliens? No, it's not. It's like this one that the aliens are, it's consensual. Yeah.

And the aliens are vaguely consensual. Okay, yeah. I guess with the alien cults, either all sex or no sex, like Evans Gay. Yeah, there's no P.P or full P.P.

Yeah. And if you're in a sex cult, you're eating something, even if it is, just jizz with your vagina. But you actually have to be really careful

because Michael Douglas showed the dangers of that. There's a whole face. And cannot live on female ejaculate alone. Oh, holy. Because if wood, I would be,

I don't know. [laughter] So a bit hairy. [laughter] [laughter]

[laughter] So these sold are couple. They ended up driving Lonnie back to their home in Ormiston, a quiet and green coastal suburb, attractive to both new families and retirees.

Jim and Eugenia then locked Lonnie up in a caravan in their driveway for seven days. The trio signed a statutory declaration the month before through the mail. In it, all parties agreed.

Lonnie must complete the 21-day process then she used to be allowed orange juice for seven days and nothing else for two weeks. It also has a release for culpability and the occasion of your death

on the bottom like when you go bungee jumping. So that's where they gotcha legally. Oh, legally. So legally they're, they're in the clear. Yeah, they're in the clear.

“Why didn't she go to do it in a van and not in the house?”

Because they were seriously. You know, they talk about isolating you because the idea is that you can't have any outside because they'd lock you in a hotel room. Yes, very far.

It's half house. Caravan is usually green. Oh, is an RV. This is couch in a little table.

But yeah, it's kind of a van. Oh, yeah. See, Lonnie also kept the diary of her progress.

Her first entries were full of hope

looking forward to the positive change in her life. She said it began to feel a tingling feeling so she took for the change in beginning to take hold. But she did notice she tasted something strange on her mouth, like bile.

Mm-hmm. But the time of her last conscious days, the entries became fantastical passages about her favorite foods.

“Every morning, I think he kept the real great tea.”

Yesterday, I caught myself reminiscing over tomato and coriander soup. Today, it's the back forest cake and pancakes. I might foresee it in ice cream and hot chocolate with marshmallows.

Six days in. Jim was in the garden when he heard a thud in the caravan. Hey. Like a woman falling down. I'm glad you find this on your wrist.

I guess it isn't long enough. He opened the door to see Lonnie on all fours falling out of the bed. Steepie'd be. She said when he checked on her.

Day seven. She's allowed a drink now. But it seems that damage had already been done. She had lost the use of a right arm and leg. It became a continent, started to talk and gibberish.

Jim reported to doctors afterwards. She also began vomiting when he had noticed as called, you called him black sticky flakes. They were coming out of her mouth. Yeah, that's probably the inside of her stomach.

Yeah, the lining. Yep, yes. They saw six she was.

“And immediately fairied her to the doctor.”

Oh, no, sorry. No, that's wrong. They kept her for five days before calling the high. Yes. Oh, my God.

Jim felt he had no reason to. Since this was a spiritual exercise. And it's not medicine. Yeah, it's just an upside down period. That's all it is.

Jim told police that he was confident and she was physically fine. The blood lumps flying out of her were symptoms of her lack of strength during her ego battle. Okay. He was sure Lonnie had a spiritual blockage.

And she's gunked up by her childish refusal to let go for emotional burdens. Okay. That's what this is. She's being a bitch right now. She's being a fucking bitch.

That's a big old dog. Yeah. You're Jenny jumped in with this super useful. Actually, you know, as far as the process is concerned, sometimes a doctor's intervention can be fatal. Yeah.

The doctors think stop ol' the helping. I understand. Yeah.

“I mean, technically that is what happened with what?”

Timo. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

You went to the hospital and never came out.

Never came out. Three weeks, dude. What? Flopping around back and forth like he's fucking on top of a pops. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad she's fine. Yes. He should have told homicide detectives when the question comes up. Should I call a doctor? The answer is no.

Trust in God. And the homicide detective then high five himself of the bathroom knowing the ship was going to be the easiest case of his year. Jim did end up calling a doctor on the 11th day. This was the so-called clarity giver. Some quack named Dr. William Molten, who claimed to have been through the 21 day process himself.

When questioned by police afterwards, Dr. Molten gave a Kurt Jim who, even though they had found voice males on his machine of a panic gem. Bill. I'm having problems. Real problems. Should I call the ambulance?

Much to tell them. And the pools of blood vomit pooled around Lonnie. Jim and you genuinely assumed it was the overflow of bad vibes. Lanny had accumulated in her long life. And as she lost the ability to independently breathe, they figured she must just eat a lot of red meat.

Apparently wasn't until Jim's homemade oxygen tube that he crudely inserted into Lonnie's throat.

Finally stopped working that he called emergency service.

Oh my god. By the time she arrived at the hospital, she was in mid stroke. She was suffering extreme dehydration, kidney failure and her lungs were filled with fluids. She died seven days later in the ICU. It sounds like the new evil dead movie.

It's just crazy. Oxygen tube. So what they gave her like a trick? It was like a PCP PVC pipe. She couldn't breathe.

So he literally cut a hole in her throat. A trick. And he shoved the thing in there to try to get her to breathe. And then started bubbling it out. Like gunk sort of coming out of the fucking tube.

So basically, if these people are doing something like they're playing pretend as they'd suck if they crash and they don't have any water, then they just... Jesus Christ. I don't know. Natalie and I both, because I had to read the script.

And that's like the idea of being that level of thirsty and not drinking. Like, I just don't... How do you get there? Also at the whole time, they're drinking water. It's really, I don't know.

I was around over there. Yeah. I can't remember why. They were those like marathoner packs. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. Because...

Yeah. At least...

What's nice is at least in a story.

There is some justice. It took us a Supreme Court jury in Brisbane three hours to find the couple guilty of the manslaughter of Lonnie Marsh or Rosalind Morris. The contract didn't hold up. But they were legally.

“Apparently, some honestly, it's really good.”

Some judge was like... This isn't saying. Yeah. You locked your in an RV. They didn't get a notary.

Yep. That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you name it. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what you name it.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what you name it. Yeah. Yeah. rate about religion. And this is a part of why I get I rate around religion. It's not just that I'm a fit not just like I'm a permanent teenager. It's just this idea that we just have to take you seriously just because you believe something. I just don't I don't understand it because part of the reason why like they they several giant news sources big news pieces were done on this subject and they treated it like it was real multiple of them partially I do believe it's

a play regard of a person's quote unquote religious beliefs, but I also think it's just a fun story to run when you

deep filler and there's a part of your brain that thinks whoever takes this seriously this is obviously silly shit and you just don't fully understand just how broken people are. But this story went to find the came out horrified everybody heard this was the third death in a year and a half that could be directly tied to living on light. Timo died last March, Lonny died in July, Verity died in September and in the wake of the terrible publicity that followed 60 minutes Australia decided to challenge Omooney to

test your capabilities on the national show and a special air to October that same year. Now when that thing started I'm going to play a couple clips from the special just because I loved it. It's great.

“It is I think it's important very rarely do you see a news program like just bring somebody on be like”

this person's like this person's an idiot and a liar and a bad person and we're going to share you exactly why and it was really it's wonderful to try honest shout out to 60 minutes Australia. I love them. They do a lot of stuff like that every time I watch something 60 minutes of Australia it's the best information I get and it's brutal right there the brosco hard is where he came up was very very interesting. So in this special in the beginning jazz manine she's at full power.

Here is a clip of her holding quarter to bertharian center and then getting grilled by 60 minutes

to report her Richard Carlton. He masters that are so powerful with their radiation, their

emanations of energy they have found that through their key emissions or key emissions into a crowd 300 out of 400 people attending automatically stop eating just like that. How many photos do you think you have? We have no followers because we're dealing with intelligence switched on people who don't need gurus. So I run that bus with you. We have no followers. I ride books. I put information out on the net. If people feel it works for them they may apply some of the principal.

How many supporters? Probably 100 million. Yeah so she thinks that they have a 100 million so cool. And certainly not in America because we're fat as fuck. No, yeah. It ain't working. It ain't working. So 60 minutes and edited b-roll of jazz manine spending in a mirrored rehearsal room like Doris Day on Quay Ludes with footage of her doing tiny aerobics with little weights and Richard did not hold back. He might dismiss jazz manine as merely the latest in a colorful line of

new age combat baggers, except her message is dangerous and she's deluded. Cut ties with her. Coming right for the front. Yeah. So after all this set up in Prattlen on, they put her to the test. 60 minutes locked her in a hotel room by the water in Brisbane. Stold cameras from 24/7 surveillance can add two giant women security guards standing next to her at all times. Her health was close to the monitored by Dr. Barris Wang, president of the Queensland

branch of the Australian Medical Society. He's a wanker. Yep. He's a wanker. I'm sorry. You're fucking got to be right as I was taking a Dr. Barris Wang. Dr. Barris Wang. Dr. Barris Wang. My name is Bernal. It's Bernal's

“Barris. It's Barris Wang. Like Barris. He's the smartest person in the room. You have to trust”

this guy. 48 hours into this test. Jasmine Heen was becoming visible. Jazz Muleen.

pug. Dr. Wank. Registered signs of dehydration. In order her speech was slurred and her pupils

were like dinner plates. Ellen was turning into a slim gym. But all Muleen said no way. I feel great. But she's not doing as well as she'd like because the hotel, it's too close to the main road. And all the sounds and impurities of urban living are limiting her ability to get nutrients from the breeze. Oh, I see. I can see that. It's a little foggy. Yeah. It's as she can't. So her whole thing is that how is anybody in the city ever supposed to become a bertharian if they can't be near traffic? Shut up.

Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your fat mouth. You fat boy. You fat undisciplined boy. I am the fatdest boy in this room. You're fat undisciplined boy. Fat. Yeah. Fat and bulls and obsessed with food. That food. You have spirit

“strike to do this. You have spirit strike. I don't. I breathe a lot though. You do. Honestly,”

and I for that. I applaud you. Box breathing. It's changed my life. Yeah, you put a box over your head

and you breathe you fall asleep. Now, to their credit 60 minutes, a colder bluff. They moved the experiment to an isolated mountain cottage and they began again. I love that so much like. All right, cool. Let's go. You pick it. And so she picked the spot. They're like, let's go. Let's go. All right, done. So two days into this experiment, Dr. Wink advised to stop the test. Jasmin Hien was beginning to show signs of kidney failure. Now, is this a different experiment or they just

continuing the same one? No, they will they restarted it. They started from the beginning. All right. So they're like, they gave her some water and they're like, all right, like, they like,

they can the first one because he was like, oh, I can't do this tomorrow. They're like, okay. So

you could say, left, then they rescheduled it and it's like, okay, we'll start again. And then, obviously, they cut it all together for the news program. Okay. So she had like some time away.

“She got to prepare. God knows what she did to prepare. Who knows, juices? Who maybe?”

Richard Carlton dug in and asked Jasmin Hien. Can you come to the intelligent view yet that you can't survive on air? She said, "No, it's not true because I've done it for a long period in 6000 people around the world have done this without any problem." Now, to her credit, she lasted four days. Sounds like she can really retain some water, jealous ladies. She retains so much water. Her nickname is the Grand Coolly Dam. Come on, Eddie. Come on, Eddie. Get it. Get it. Go,

how much are doing? How much water can this been retained? Take it for a taste. So much water. How much water can she retains? That's your taste in the water. She's like a balloon. [laughter] Expecting more of that. Now, they called it. They called it. They called it. As it became obvious, she was losing motor function and her speech noticeably slowed.

She lost 14 pounds. In four days? Yes. She's tiny as fuck due to begin with. Yeah, came out of her ass. After the show aired, she would issue press release where she dismissed the corporeal nature of national TV, saying, "What appears to be delusion to some is simply a preferable reality that it's." Fuck, without our dreams and visions, humanity has now helped. You're right, just living your delusions, let realities fucking fade away from you and don't

eat until you become a leaf and autumn. She was ready to die on TV. She was going to do it. Yeah, she was going to die. Yeah, just like that member of the chick from alone, the one who like started making like rap, like she killed her rabbit and like made a stop. All the puppets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was ready. She was going to die and they had to go in there and be like, listen, we're not going to let you die. It's like this doesn't work for us. Yeah. Yeah, I get it though.

I mean, preferable reality. That's not bad. Yeah. But as long as you don't make other people do it. Well, the promise is that it's this idea of, or mine's me, what we're currently going through, which is this idea of like, I want to live in my world and how dare your reality somehow get involved in my world. This is America. I should be able to live in my world without any of your influence, like I my own little ecosystem. I'm my own Taylor Swift walking around as a billionaire

economy as a one person and how dare you try to assume your reality could affect mine. Sure. I mean, it's fine to live in a preferable reality. You just have to constantly be aware that you're

“living in a preferable reality and you have to realize like, oh, yeah, I have to stop when I'm at the”

DMV and my preferable living my preferable reality for a bit. My preferable reality is involved your preferable reality. So what about my preferable reality? Yeah. If you're preferable reality, the impinges on my preferable reality, then your preferable reality is not a reality that is

country for old men. Yes. Like a real man. Mm-hmm. See these days. You can pretend that elves are real.

“You can't do anything. You can do anything you want if you're completely alone. Yeah,”

yes, sometimes I pretend like the door-guys magic. Of course. Because it's better than just imagining him struggling. Yeah, that's a preferable reality. Yeah, I wish that he was a little wooden man that lives in a closet that just came out and he could perform these actions. I don't know think about how he eats and lives. I do too. I wish that. No, I just pretended to total teleportation. Is that the the the the the the the restaurant makes it and teleport it directly to my frontport.

Yeah, no, it's never an old lady in the middle of the night bringing you Taco Bell for three dollars.

I don't look at her. I don't look at her. That's my preferable reality. Say this. The teleportation machine still gets a good tip. It does. So these days Jasmine he and she's still very active. She just this is her last live stream that I about to play you. She spends her energy trying to distinguish true chronic nourishment from food deprivation. Here she is summing up the journey of

“her life on most recent live stream that she just had. I think the journey of life on Earth is”

is incredible. Sometimes you get stretched out of the time. You get challenged out of the time. She gets punched and you grow and you learn and you become aware and you recognize maybe in need. You become compassionate. You become empathetic. I personally would like to wave a magic wand and have a world

filled with really healthy, happy people living in harmony. And I've always felt the potential of that.

So that's been where my journey is led me asking thank you Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. Shut up, Jasmine. She will keep on warbling and to the day the worms finally eat her. Now, there have been more death directly as a result of preparing as an up until about 2012 as a according to our research here. If you know any more, please email me,

inside source lpotlgmail.com. In 2010, Austrian filmmaker PA Straubinger made a documentary called "In the Beginning There Was Light." PA is a great first name for a documentary. It really is. Yeah, push yes. Take an uncritical view on pantherianism. One of its main subject is the Guru Mataji, who claims not to not only not eat or drink but also does not piss or shit. Wow, why would he? Yeah. Can't go with you. When nothing comes in, there's something going to go out.

So he was currently under the microscope of the gardening UK, where he was being directly tested on the efficacy of his body mastery. Dr. Studying him for the fifth and eight liquid and food fast that his blood work came out okay and mystified him. Apparently also he was allowed to gargle water and take baths, which seems like a lot of liquid flying around and not get into one of his holes, you know. Yeah. But inspired by this documentary and fueled by the purchase of

living on light, an unnamed Swiss woman killed herself for the 21-day process. Maybe she was just sad she didn't have a name. All right, maybe. Well kept on being night. That couldn't be me. Like God's root or your bird couldn't. That was beautiful names. Yeah, my name is Girishkin. Now she swore that she'd only go as far as she felt comfortable. Made it seven days. And even with the hydration she received at this time period, it wasn't

enough to save her from the damage to her organs and brain shade already done. Her body was found by her daughters before the process could be completed. The autopsy determined. She died of starvation. Wow, lies, lies! Now all this carnage. All fueled by a very, very silly idea. There's no central body. No physically close charismatic leader, no family sharing, no compound. All you need is living on light. And you're technically a follower because Jasmine

Heen claims the people who buy the book. And that's me too. I bought the book. Okay. That's nice. So you're technically a ethereum. Yeah, as you can see. Yeah. Yeah. In hell and fucking Cheetos. You don't have any soup cotton. You're bearded. No, and you're

meddling. Now all of these things they work because it hinges on powerful recruiting tactic

for a cult that only exists as ideas, like seven, six, four or Q and on or the Zizians, which is to put power in the hands of the truly powerless at a very low lift. It goes straight to their phones. That's nice. Give them that. Right? People who really need help, people who don't necessarily feel in step with the world around them, tell them they're special,

“tell them they're powerful. I might make them listen to you. And if you give them a key,”

they'll see a door. Create the issue, frame the issue, give them a simple solution. It's a secret

here last podcast on the left are the ones who gave me the key. So I'm going to say thank you

to Rachel and Joel Rachel, especially for braving all this horrific prime source material. You do great. Now when she go out there, I want to breed yourself some dinner. Make sure to go check out last podcast merch.com and read by new self-perfecting curriculum. Living on lunch. It's had to eat lunch three separate times a day. I'll give you a little quick break down. It's a hamburger for breakfast, lunch, egg on that breakfast. Yeah. Yeah. Pokeball for snack lunch,

tacos for lunch, lunch, bowl of tomato soup and patty melt for dinner lunch, six peers for dessert. That's four lunches. It's lunch three. It's all lunch. Yeah.

“Lunch is all the way down my friend. Did you learn about perennium sunning at all?”

Oh, yes. You were going to tell me about that? Yeah, that's like when you like you eat by sunning your asshole. Have you heard about Josh Brolin? Josh Brolin. He tried to do it. Here's a quote that we found from him. He said he tried this perennium sunning that I've been hearing about. And my suggestion is do not do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burn. And I was going to go spend the day shopping with my family. And instead, I'm icing and using

allowing and burn cream because of the severity of the pain. Yeah, that's an area that never,

ever, ever get sun. No, never. It should not receive sun. It just shows a dumb all actors are because I really did think Josh Brolin was smarter than most actors. No, it turns out he's fucking eating like all the rest of them. No, he can just deliver. That's a thing. He delivers

“with competence. He delivers with confidence. Well, you hear his whole story about who he hated”

auditioning because he's bad at reading. And he's like, and now he's just like, I'll only work as well as I do now because I don't have to audition anymore because they don't have the fake knowing how to read. Actually, that is kind of the down Josh Brolin's Instagram post. He did

about his perennium getting some burn. It does say it's kind of funny hashtag black hole song. Yeah,

and down the back to your perennium burns is really funny. I don't know the fuck thought of this stupid shit, but fuck you nonetheless serious. But yeah, it's another cult man. Oh my God, it's poor neighbor. Yeah, God. Hey, you know, that's a free show. It's a free show and it's compromised. Oh, but that's my story man. I'm sticking to it. That was great. Thank you. That was really fun. That's really fucked, right? It is awful. It's one of those things where I probably would have

“hated learning about that on my own, but I'm fine with you telling me about it. Yeah, that's why”

you've enjoyed it a lot more, just hearing it from you as well. And I think that the little regret about this now is that it really sets them up for the joyful series that we're about to do, the super fucking, I can't wait for the celebration of America that we're about to perform over the next several weeks. Yeah. There must be some kind of way out of here. Yeah, you got to do that. Yeah, that's why I'm like me. I'm Russell did. I'm like Leon Russell has a piece for me. Yeah,

this is too much confusion. And there's going to be so much confusion. Yeah, everybody's going to fucking die. I've been prepared for this series for years. Arguably too much water. Yeah, too much water. Yeah, wait too much water. Upside down, Ryan. Right? I'm going to patreon.com slash last podcast left to listen to the show for listen to the show. Add free and you can also watch last stream on the left live on Tuesdays every 6pm over on

Patreon. Also go watch our show the video on Netflix. We're here. No. Yeah, and if you missed the last JK Ultra show, it's still going to be available at kizwi.com/lpotl. It's lpotl.k-i-s-w-e.com. We did make it up the name. Okay, yeah, we did make it up either. And we did talk about them about the name. Yeah. And for all you fuckers who like watching shit, we got YouTube channels for every other LPN show. I mean, go, whatever one you like, you go, it's got its own channel, the brighter side LPN. We got LPN TV,

which is filled with VPN. Coming back. Yeah, it is. The masquerade is still back. 77 is on its way. It is going to be coming out. I want to say more one. Terrily, we will let you know the exact date, but it is coming out. We got two in the can. It's fucking, I cannot wait if you guys to see this later. Yeah, no, we're going YouTube crazy. There's a fucking badass new no dogs. I'm going to see that video diary came off. Fucking awesome. Yeah, nerd of mouth page 7's on YouTube.

Just go and check it out. They're all connected. And just subscribe to all of them so you can stay up to date with everything we're doing over here. Absolutely. Come and check us out and go, check out movie stories. Over on, there's a serious premium. Yeah, and also it's on Patreon. It's on our

That's pretty great. We have a film with that. Yeah, we're deep into our John Carpenter series. Oh, yeah,

“we are. Yeah, that's going to be fucking awesome. I love that shit. He's a pretty fucking cool. Yes. Yes.”

Well, hell Satan. Thank you, Ellen. And you know, you can just say that across the board. Can you

think of an Ellen you really enjoy? I didn't, Ellen. And got to say didn't enjoy her.

“Ellen Pompeo seems fine. I like her. Actually, Ellen Pompeo's great. I'm actually, I'm actually”

yeah, he's an enemy. I'm a big, great. It's an enemy. Yeah, I like the, uh, move my mile movie.

Yeah, she's good at that. Yeah, I love that shit. Oh, yeah. So yeah. Oh, Ellen Barkin. She's

“pretty cool. Oh, Ellen Barkin. Oh, Ellen Barkin. Oh, Ellen Barkin. Ellen Birch,”

it's a very, very thin Ellen Barkin. Yeah, very thin, very thin, very thin, very thin, very thin, very thin, very thin. She kind of looks like jazz movement. She does weird way. Eat a fucking sandwich, guys. Yeah. Hell, um, even though he's an idiot, Josh Braun. Yeah, he can do that. Yeah, he's, he's nice. He's in the same. He seems fun. He's nice. Yeah, and yeah, you could smoke a huge joint with him. He'd be great. Yeah. And he kept, uh,

straight, face the entire time, uh, acting those scenes in no country for all men with, uh, the, the Scottish girl, uh, who did the worst Texas accent I've ever heard in my life. Guy, he just rolled through it. Yeah, he's a real actor. Yeah. Good bye.